Episode 749: He Make-A-Da-Cheese

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This is the Triple X Sex ExpressSexy Eddie.
Whether I'm beating my meat or whether I'm eating my meat or I
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that, you know what I'm doing? I'm watching the Shining Wizards
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None. All right, episode 749 of the
Shining Wizards Podcast, and we're back this week with
Diana's favorite guest. We got that boring Kate the

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Great for Kate's Corner tonight.We got her all in.
Coming up, we got pics galore this weekend.
There's so many shows I can't even name them, so let's just
get right into it with some wrestling talk.
That one lady that was on one time, she was boring.
Oh, and talk about wrestling pronto.

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Double T fuck. Me, Tony.
Handsome Kevin. What is going on, fellas?
What's wrong, Tony? Really.

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Under the bus we go. Who's going under the bus?
Oh, really? Diana's not even here to defend
herself. How dare you?
I'll defend Diana. Who wants to?
Watch the Blubber. The blubber.
I love the blubber. Isolate that.

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Write that down. How you fellows doing?
Doing all right. I was starting to think you were
never coming back dude. Oh man, it's good to be back.
I love being back here, but I also love the chemistry between
the T Dong Brundo and Hansel Kevin.
It's a great listen, fun show. If you think that chemistry is

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great, check out Phil Ray and his chemistry with fucking audio
equipment on his 13th anniversary show.
I will do no such thing. I'm not even going to pretend
like I'm going to listen. Look man, I love Phil.
Congratulations on 13 years, buddy.
But isn't it ironic that even after 13 years, your equipment

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is just as good as ours? Well.
I'm going to. Ask you a question, and this
pertains to the Shining Wizards Hall of Fame, right?
Does it? Does he get to celebrate 13
years with those two episodes a year?
Where is he retired? Wait, So what?
Oh, so you want to put him in the Hall of Fame, is that?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, it's still the 13th year

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since he started doing it, so ina way it is all.
Right. I also jersey cow Jesse he's
he'll be late tonight. He texted me earlier.
So you're going to have to hold off on the wolf.
But also Brundo. I saw him twice this week and he
definitely was like, you got to listen to last week's show,
Brendo says. He'll shit with the door open.

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Nobody else's home, you know. Oh, that's weird.
That's what I do. But I can continuously and also
fuck Jimmy Corderas. Jimmy Corderas, you fucking
Canadian little mother sucker. Come back when I can defend
myself and Hansel. Kevin's not changing the way the
questions are asked. I would never do, I would never
do that. And Jimmy Corderas is a great

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man. Great interview, but I wasn't
even there to defend myself. What can you defend?
Because you phrase the questionslike AI always shit with the
door open which is not right. I think that's true.
No, I don't always shit with thedoor open.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's true, yeah.
It's not true. If my poor wife is laying in bed

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or sleeping, I will close the door.
Oh God, imagine that fucking downwind.
How do you stay away from the downwind?
Is the question. Of a fucking.
She thinks somebody's fucking. She thinks somebody's calling
the whales with a conch shell. Man, are you in the shitter

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again? He's Ron Burgundy calling his
team. It was team assemble.
Also I don't my dumps are not loud.
It's not like a fucking. Oh stop, you probably fucking
sound like a machine gun going off in there.

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No. Lots of kerplunks, lots of
splashes. Somebody's hitting a double
bass. Oh.
My God it sounds like a fucking muted xylophone.
It's the opening for hot for teacher.

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Brendo's fucking family showed up for his birthday.
Uncle Meatloaf. Thank you birthday.
Brendo. Thank you, Uncle Meatloaf.
But there's got to beat it. Does he look like meatloaf?
Does he eat? No, he makes the best meatloaf
of all time. So and his.
Yeah, that's what they call. Meatloaf.

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Yeah, all. Right.
Hansel, Kevin. When you make the best meatloaf
of all time, that's what we callhim.
Sorry every every nickname can'tbe fucking have some terrible
story behind it. No, I was just saying.
No, Uncle Meatloaf fits the bill.
HK would be Uncle Cumsey's. Cause like cum the best what or

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it taste the best what wrong where you go it tastes come the
best wrong wizard. Oh boy, he don't.
Could be Uncle Salami. What would you be?
Uncle Kapagol? Uncle Mutz.
I don't make salami. He makes it the cheese.

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Can you write that down? Make sure make sure makes dash S
makes of the cheese. Yeah, I cooked the pizza too.
Oh. That's what I do I.
Cooked the pizza too. I'd be Uncle Pizza, not a bad
nickname. What's the easiest way to say

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washing his drawers in a porta John?
That's it. I also didn't wash my drawers.
Oh, your Uncle Johnny Wash. I was going to say you'd just be
Uncle Johnny. On the spot, maybe uncle on the
spot. Oh my Lord.

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Oh my Lanta. This is so funny.
Kate's in the queue waiting for us and she's still commenting.
He's a true. Supporter and a great friend.
Do we have any kind of fun like gimmick when we bring her in or
is it? Just yeah, of course we do.
Yeah, we see we have updated Fists or whatever it is.

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Oh oh. Yeah, we got we got this all.
Right. And then we can go to the the
old, the Fiberooski. Yeah, maybe bring her in.
Hell yeah. Look at that.
There she is. We even updated the logo.
This kind of reminds me of a meme.
I've seen quite. A bit.
I'm just trying not to be boringthis time around because I heard

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from somebody's mom that I'm just the boring girl who goes on
and talks about wrestling on a wrestling podcast.
What fucking idiot. Well, it's good to try what?
Is that what's that? Well, Kate, clearly it's
something more important to do than our show tonight because
she's all dolled up like she's ready to go.

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All right, Jersey cow. Jesse's not lady made it.
Kate, how are you tonight? I'm good.
Happy birthday, Brendo. Thank you very much.
Much appreciated. You're welcome.
You're welcome. How we doing, fellas?
It's been a minute. Yes.
What did you what'd you get Brendo for his birthday?

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This appearance by yours truly. You got to do something boring,
got it. You could we get.
To win it. Wow, really going with the
boring thing. Rondo, I don't care if you need.
Me. Your birthday.
It's fun. Wait, we got a pass on our
birthday to be Dicks? A pass on your birthday.

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Tony's talking about my tits every other episode.
What I mean please? Boring.
I've done nothing. Wow, wow.
How are you? I've missed you guys.
What's cooking? It's the long-awaited return of
Kate's Corner. Yeah, can't wait to talk
evolution. The All women pay-per-view
coming up, no. No.

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Oh, we're not talking. About somebody.
At least somebody remembered they have a big review this
weekend. Jesus.
More. Than I could say for WWE.
Oh, is that the wait? Is is the women's pay-per-view
this weekend? Yes.
Well, fuck you, Ronnie. All in Saturday night's Main
event, Great American Bash and Evolution are all this weekend.

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Three sets of pics. Tony and Slammiversary or
Slammiversary next weekend, 20th.
OK, there you. Go.
We don't really watch TNA anymore.
Nothing super fun about TNA for us.
The only people that watch TNA watch it on NXTI feel like
anymore so. But honestly, I'm excited for

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Santana. I hope Santana wins the the
title at Slammiversary if that'sstill the plan, because that guy
has been doing great work and I I really like what we've gotten
to see out of him. I know they're they're, they
were the boys of yours long before they even signed with AW,
so hell. Yeah, that's.
Who? That's who I'm rooting for.
Donnie, I don't care for that. This is what we're going to do

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now, match back. Of course.
Diana doesn't agree with Kate. I don't know what to tell you.
My mother doesn't watch wrestling.
Why would she agree with anything that Kate saying about
wrestling now? Kate was talking about blubber
and murder TV then maybe, but Kate brings something different

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to the table than Diana. It is what it is.
Yeah. Thanks, Mom.
Yeah, Kate, she's crushing it over at Feifel and the.
And do you still do? Is the mark order still
thinking? Let's get to Oh, here we go
again. There was an announcement that
there would be no mark order last week and there may have
been a discussion between several Wizards where they were

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going to hijack the feed and just do the show.
I would have loved it. I would have loved it.
No, I. Well, I did.
I mean I, I, I did my impressionof the mark order guys.
I went to sleep with him. Wow, man, missed you guys.

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Missed you guys so much. No, there was a a dog emergency
and Joe was already out so we decided not to to scramble last
minute and then we were like notstaying up to do the four hour
block bullshit that they did do 2 weeks in a row.
I was like, we ain't starting atmidnight.
So we're we're back in full swing.

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We're it's just been it's just how summer goes.
I don't have to tell you, Matt, like it just gets busy and
people are in and out. So, but we'll be we'll be back
this week. Are you excited for All in this
Saturday afternoon? I am, I am.
I think this year the builds into pay per views for AW has

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just been remarkably better froma pacing standpoint.
I feel like 2024 they went from like 4 to 10 or something stupid
and everything was like an 8 week program or thrown together
at the last minute. And I feel like this year things
have been pretty well evenly paced and I feel like they've
done a good job. I'm I'm don't know how I feel

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about two casino gauntlets beingon the same card.
I think they could do something really fun and having one be the
shortest one ever and one be like the longest one ever of
like a real women's one and thenthe men's one is just like 4
guys because they they have to address that at some point.
But it's it's it should be over in one pinfall.

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Somebody should win a a quick one with that.
But excited for Omega Okada, excited for the main event.
I think that's going to be a a cluster fuck in a fun way.
I think Mercedes and Tony are going to do something really
special. So I'm I'm pumped for this card.
I think it's going to deliver and I think was forbidden door
and all out still to come. They could maybe do some more

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surprises than people are expecting, but they got to get
this fucking title off Moxley. That's yeah, that's my feeling
with it. If if Kenny and and Okada tear
the house down, if Mercedes and Tony Storm is a good match, but
if Moxley walks out the champion, is this a failure?
Yes, 100, because I think, I genuinely think people will turn

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the television off. Like I, I think it'll be a
really, really bad call. That being said, I feel like the
Death Rider stuff has been better the past couple months
that it ever was, which is a shame.
I don't think it aligned with what their original mission was
with anything, but I do think itgot a lot better.
I just feel like biggest show ofthe year, everything you've

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built to it should probably be afan service show, and that this
ankles got on way too long anyway.
I also feel like AW needs to getbetter with their upward
mobility of titles 'cause now you're looking at Hangman for
1/4 time. Mox just had it for 1/4 time or
third time would be 3. Hangman would be 3.

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Max has been 4, Tony Storm has been 3.
So they they got to freshen up that world title picture for
sure. I think Tony Storm wins and that
that this begins the downfall ofMercedes, which I I think is
actually really well timed. I feel like a ton of people are
getting worked by it and then the people who aren't getting
worked by it, it's getting it's now appropriately paced like she

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she should lose. So that doesn't get too long in
the tooth on that regard. But I do think it is a failure
of a pay-per-view of Hangman doesn't Walk out champion
because I think people will genuinely start to tune out.
Who do you think they go with for the main event?
Do you think it is Hangman and Paige or do you think Tony and
Monet have enough in their story?

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I think they have enough in their story.
I think it's going to be Hangmanand Mox because I think I think
it's going to be very similar toBloodline rules type stuff.
I think you're going to have because now that it's a Texas
death match, I think there's going to be a bunch of heels
coming out on the heels side. I think on the face side you're
probably seeing like Darby staying Danielson, maybe an

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Eddie Kingston return because hewouldn't have to do that much.
Even if he's not cleared. He would just have to show up to
fight off Gabe kid or whatever. Like I, I think there's
possibilities of a ton of interference and I was thinking
about this the other day and it was Swerve and Osprey have their
program with the Bucks. But when Hangman won his first
title and the Bucks gave him that like knowing look, I think

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maybe Hangman's redemption is Swerve gives them like the, the
go ahead move of like it's your time to do it.
Like, so I, I think you're probably going to get a main
event there just because I thinkthere's going to be a ton of
like I, I think they're emptyingout the locker room for that.
I hope Moxley wins. I really hope Moxley.

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Wins you son of a bitch, please.Let Moxley win.
No Adam Page looks like he lookslike a stupider, like coked out
Luigi Primo, like his eyes and his mustache.
Like I'm waiting for him to comeout and start twiddling a pizza
on Sunday. What?
What is that? I don't, but I don't understand
what that has to do with. Because he always looks like

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this like. Moxley should retain because hey
man, looks like Luigi Primo, Yes.
That's. Quite Don't pull a muscle
stretch. That's a terrible thing.
I mean the guy next to you is fucking favorite wrestler looks
like fucking Opie. How dare you besmirch Bobby

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Backlund? Hall of Famer Bobby Backlund.
He is in the Shining. How do you feel about the
Shining Wizards Hall of Fame? Oh my gosh, are you?
Are you doing matches or no? Are you doing Hall of Fame, man?
You got a, you got, you got all of MBW, you've got so.

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So many things. You got the experiment right
here. How you?
Know what? I can't argue with that.
I can't argue with that. Kate, you're really.
You're really like close to getting your name crossed off of
the people who will receive a ballot at the end of the year to
vote on the chairman of his fault paying.
Don't listen to him, Kate. I'm an innovator, OK?

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Kate's ballot goes to the Tony'smom.
Oh, Diana. Should get back.
You're going to make all the boring inductees anyway now.
Backlin's already in. I was waiting for you,
motherfucker. I was fucking waiting for it.
Almost made the joke for nothing.
You fuckers could beat me too back here if you need me.

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That's not a bad idea though. Diana should get a ballot.
It'd be really funny to see who she picks based on absolutely
nothing. And and then have her on to talk
about why she picked those people.
Just give her a ballot with fakenames.
Brilliance. The Brilliant.
A structured recurring segment. Honestly, she.
Could get a She should get a ballot of MBW guys.

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There you go, see who gets in. Yeah, see, you guys were like,
OK, you're not getting a ballot.And now Matt is like, hmm, maybe
she's on to something. I'll tell you what, I'm knocking
on to Kate, this fucking AW Tag Team Championship match.
I just don't give a shit. I don't think anybody does but.

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Oh, bad it was. That's one thing I actually
watched. I got so aggravated.
You're gonna have to kill us. Who?
Gives a shit. I'm so done with fucking Mike.
What's his nuts with his dumb kicks and his stupid fucking
Canadian hair And why are you barefoot wearing kick pads?
Change that shit up dude. I I used to call Mike Bailey
matches when I called for fucking tier one wrestling and

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he was awesome but it's the sameshit.
Come on man. That's not my problem with it.
I don't I there's two things that keep crossing paths that I
don't like. 1 I feel like the trio's champions are always
involved in the singles title program and then the CBS
champion is always involved in atrios program.

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So that needs to get straightened out.
And I was really hopeful with the Hertz Andicus stuff that the
tag titles would mean something again.
But they they have the division for it.
They just have not putting satisfying creative around it
because I think they don't know what the Hurt Syndicate are as
far as they're tweeners with thecrowd.
Like the crowd loves them every time they come out, but they've

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had them just like mowing down fan favorites.
So I think the story is supposedto be that these guys that
everybody with Tony finds lovable or whatever, like the
these ones that the crowd has gravitated to might be the guys
to actually do it because they were just ripping through other
people. But I just I'm not, I'm not sold
on it. And I was actually really

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intrigued by the MJF wrinkle. And I feel like he has to cost
the Hurt Syndicate in some way. But I don't think they've done
the work to get there in a week to make that happen at this
show. So I don't I don't know where
they go from there. It's always interesting because
Forbidden Dora throws a kink in like any continuing stories that

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you would do. I feel like because it's just a
pivot to and now we're putting on this All Star game with New
Japan, right. So I don't know how you have a
continuation there. I think I think it's good that
all in should be the completion of a lot of stories and like the
blow off still a lot of things. But I I don't know, this tag
division just still feels kind of stuck in the mud to me,

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though. Speed, jet or whatever they're
calling themselves, they they get a lot of live reactions and
jet speed that makes more. Sense.
Yeah, Jet. Speed they they are very over
like I, I feel like, but like then what you know what I mean?
Like they win and then who do they face?
There's not like the. Guns, baby.

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Well, that's but that's what happens in AW.
It's all they they put all theireggs in the build basket right?
We saw it happen with the acclaim, right when they won the
titles and then it was what? Then there are the tag champs.
They fucking scissor gives a shit.
Right. Because there's nothing like
there's nothing on the horizon. Everything gets built up to, to
the, the, the fucking big win. And then after that it like kind

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of like flat lines. That's it, throw it out.
Gunzone. Gunzone I love this FTR run with
Stokely and I think I I like thework that the Young Bucks are
doing and I think the EVP stipulation is interesting and
it certainly felt like we were headed toward.
It's not for me, but it's for a lot of people.

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Like Cope and Christian Reunion would feel like they have some
heavy hitters in the tag division, but at the same time,
like you can't keep going back to the Young Bucks and FTR Wells
as much as they do, like Christian and and Copeland are
up there in age. So it's it's weird that like it
just feels very aimless, like they had they brought in GYBA

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year ago and I'm like, what happened?
Like where did anybody go? So it's the lack of build in the
tag Division I think hurts. I think you have some strong
anchors elsewhere. I think unifying the, I hate the
unified title, but I think unifying that as like A1A
championship for collision is a very smart idea.

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And then you just got to straighten out the TBS titles.
But we'll see. Kate, will you be doing a post
show after All In or will you berolling right into Guther and
Goldberg on Saturday night's Main event?
I will be doing the All in Post show on the main channel at
Fightful actually, so I will be over there.
I also have the Evolution post show so pray for me 'cause they

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don't care about it so. Evolution.
Is a. Mystery.
It's a mystery. It's nothing.
It might be our new logo just. Go Are there?
Are there? Is there a putting match at
Evolution? Is there a jello match?
A mud match? A bronze panties match?
A lingerie battle royal? A lingerie pillow fight?

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Anything that brought the women to prominence in the in the late
90s? Anything.
If we're paying homage to the women of wrestling, let's get
serious about it. I mean, they're, they're not
from that era. It's Nikki Bella and Tristratus
and nobody else. Like that's been something that
people have been frustrated by. I would rather see bring

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present. Day wrestling.
Well, I don't think that, but they want to see legends of like
if you have a battle royal, you should be bringing back Alundra
Blaze, you know what I mean? Like you should be bringing back
certain people just for the pop because you're doing a fucking
battle royal like why wouldn't you do that?
So I don't, I don't know. Do the battle Royale and.
Recording. Yep, exactly.

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Yep, exactly. Yep, there we go.
Oh my God, Vicky Guerrero. It would sell more tickets.
It would sell more tickets. Vicky Guerrero, Santina, Alendra
Blaze. Maybe we could get Alicia Fox to
come back. No, she's in TN.
Names. We could do A they, they could

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do AB and P. Battle royal Kelly.
Kelly. She's an exhibitionist, you
know? Yeah.
You can't say AB and P battle Royal because they'll go get it
sponsored by B&P and the whole thing will have like some sort
of weird. Oh my God, a motor oil battle
royal, that's what. They'll.
Do. They'll lather them up in motor

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oil instead. That's what'll happen.
That's what'll happen. And like, how are you thinking
happy? Yes, everyone will be so happy.
Olivia Garcia's back, isn't she?I.
Don't think so is she for this. She's she's just doing like she

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covered Smackdown briefly and was doing she did like Saturday
night's main event. I think they're they're picking
their spots with her. I just I echo the sentiment and
I've been saying for a few weeks, like I hope that this not
performing well isn't their justification to not do this a
third time or push women's wrestling in the future.

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Because it feels like they did this whole weekend.
And this is the show that got set up to be like, oh, well,
women's wrestling doesn't draw look when they put no effort
into it. So I am very excited for Bailey,
Becky and Lyra, though. I think that'll that'll tear
down the house. That should be a lot of fun.
So fingers crossed that I have something to talk about.

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Talk about there will be a pay-per-view on Sunday.
I'm sure there'll be a lot of stuff for you to talk about.
Well, I'll be yapping, that's what I do.
So. You said it, not us.
It's true. I, I, I cannot deny the
allegations, but I'm just gonna then get my boring ass out of

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here. It was great to see you guys
again. Well Kate, it's a pleasure at
Miss Katefabe. Wednesday nights to mark Border
Tuesday nights. Are you still doing the NXT post
show? I am we're.
Doing sour grapes. Kate's everywhere.
Just follow her on social media.Don't be a fucking ghoul.
Just follow. Like, watch, listen, whatever.
Just don't fucking send her fucking.

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Why would you even put that out there?
You know I. Don't think the Korean ideas,
no, Yeah. I know.
Seriously though. I had they've.
Already had the idea. Yeah, they weren't here as soon
as you showed up. She's like, Tony's not talking
about my tits yet. You.
Know. Well, I mean, I wasn't thinking
about sending anybody pics, but now that you put it in my head,
that's what I would have to do. Never crossed my mind.
But now that he says don't do it, I kind of mean it's Brundo's

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birthday. I got to send them both.
Hey, don't accept anything from Magenta.
Brundo's birthday. Muted and blocked man now.
Magenta puts a mask on it, so it's all good.
Yeah, I can't. I was going to say I can't see
anything so that works, but I dohave a video dropping on my own
channel at 8:00. If you want to go subscribe at
Miss Kate, babe, that would be awesome.

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Very much appreciated. And also no Dick pics.
So no Dick pics. Just inappropriate puppet
pictures from an esoteric T donk.
Maybe there are. Oh, Yep.
Chef Pee Pee's in the house. Chef Pee.
Pee's in the house. You lost Kate.

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She going? Oh.
Boy all. Right well, that was Kate's
corner. Kate's corner back couple weeks.
We'll have the juice box with our boy juice juice Springsteen
and Kyle will be back at the beginning of August, so we're
rocking and rolling. I I I feel bad for Brundo

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because the last couple weeks he's just been on an island on
his own here trying to talk about AEW.
Why you 2 fucking miserable shits just fucking railroad him?
I fucking said I liked the portion of AEW last.
Week. I know you did.
I was surprised I almost crashedmy car during that too.

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Tony hates everything. But I find it weird because we
get in the group text and you and and you, you guys have some
very valid points about certain things.
But like some of the hills you want to die on.
Like fucking heroes versus villains.
This is the dumbest thing ever. Is it the fact that they're
calling it a Heroes versus Villains match or you just don't

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like the match? It's it's a slap together
bullshit match that they put a name on.
You know that this is coming up.They're your sponsor.
You know, you can plan to make it into something and they don't
do it. They say, hey, you guys and you
guys, you go out there, you guysfight.
We're going to call it a heroes and villains match.
You know, Superman and shit. Have fun.

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If I was a sponsor, I wouldn't be happy with that.
So your problem is the business side, not the match.
Did you have a problem with the match?
Are you asking me if I enjoyed the match?
Yeah. No.
No, me either. You want.
To know why, but even if I did the rules, even if I well, thank

(31:14):
you very much, but even if I'd like even if I loved the match,
I would have hate the way what they did who was in the match
again, I don't fucking. Remember, it was the Bucks and
Bucks. Yeah, yeah, oh that go.
And yeah, fuck the Paragon. No, it was.
It was a good. It was an action-packed match.

(31:35):
But my problem is they need to, they need to nail down the
fucking rules and they need to tell people what the fucking
rules are, right? Because then you look at FDR
versus the outrunners from from Collision, which is an awesome
tag team match, awesome tag teammatch.
They use the fucking tag ropes. The referee is on them counts of

(31:56):
five. Get out of here.
They even tried to the the the fake switcheroo with the the
slap behind the referee's back and Paul Turner made him switch
and get to get out of the ring. But in this match, they're just
sometimes there's tags. Sometimes all six guys are in
the ring. Rick's Knox standing there like
he's just waiting for a fucking hot dog at a baseball game.
He's a fucking referee mannequinthat can't even count the

(32:20):
fucking five. He can count the three that's.
So. Frustrating.
I get it right? We got to get some of these high
spots in. I get it.
But you can get a lot of that stuff done in like a four count.
But he just fucking stands. There.
Yep, like a. Fucking somebody standing in my
driveway watching the kids play lacrosse across the street.

(32:44):
I didn't say who, I just said somebody.
Gee whiz, it frustrated me. Yeah, I get in my lawn chair.
You know what else frustrated me?
And I know I was like, Brendo, I'm going to not.
You're not going to be on an island by yourself.
But there's things that frustrated me.
Mercedes Monet and Mina Shier cow are they're going to have
this match for the TBS title. Minas loves fucking Tony.

(33:06):
Whatever. Like in the middle of the match
she just stops beating up Tony and start shaking her tits.
What? Are you doing?
Making people happy, yeah. I would have watched it if I
knew that was going to happen, yes.
I mean, if your car will match it courts, it's going to happen.
Marina Shake it is. I thought you would have a
problem with this one, Tony, because a lot of that ass was
out the entire time. I don't want you.

(33:29):
I mean, yeah, you didn't. Yeah, You didn't give a shit.
The problem I had with that match.
Fucking dumb. I got Tony Storm's face on my
boots and they make a fucking a big to do about it.
Look, she's got her face on the bottom of her shoes and then she
pulls it up and then just rips, rips off the face and throws it
down. Why even fucking do it?
Why even make a point to do it? It's it's fucking stupid.

(33:52):
It's stupid, right? And you would know that.
You would know that going in. So then you wouldn't do it just,
oh, look, her face is on the bottom of my shoe now.
It's not commentators. Oh, would you look at that?
It fucking means nothing. Her picture was on the bottom of
her shoe. They had like a sticker of Tony

(34:12):
Storm's face on the bottom of Mercedes fucking boot.
Oh, 'cause she's gonna step on her or she's underneath her or.
Something. You feel.
Fuck, just put a poster on the ground and stomp on it right the
fuck. It's garbage.
Love the four way, love the MGF,Brodie, King, AR Fox and Bowens.
That was fucking great. Yeah, AR Fox was fantastic in

(34:36):
it. Yeah, but he means nothing.
Who gives a shit about AR? Fox.
He's done. Really, What's he done?
What has AR Fox done in AEW? Lo Mein pain, bro.
Who gives a fuck about lo Mein pain?
Yeah, lo Mein pain fried rice twice.
He fucking lost again. Who gives a shit?
No one's got to lose. Yeah.

(34:58):
Does it have to be every fuckingtime?
I mean noted, not wrong. That's what he does.
He loses. But he can.
He does some cool things. Yeah.
MJF steals a victory, you know. Had to steal a victory from AR

(35:22):
Fox. Do you hear what you're saying?
Four way dance. There was other people involved.
Yeah, somebody else knocked him out and MJF comes in and steals
the pin. Yeah.
He's going to be AR Fox. Yep, low hanging fruit.
Yeah, that's why MJF is smart inthe brain.
He couldn't even beat Mystiko inMexico.

(35:44):
Nobody beats Mystico in Mexico. No y'all amigo?
That's going to that. That and the the Mark Briscoe
stuff, that's all going to come to a head at the Casino Gauntlet
battle. I did like Mark Briscoe's promo.
Talkie, talkie next week. Come on.
Yep. What's talkie talkie?
That's what Mark Briscoe wants to do with them.
Gift They want to have a little talkie.
Talkie. Is that like Kamala?

(36:06):
Want a little fuckie fuckie? Because Mark Mark knows that
MDF's got a small pickle. Yeah, they both have feedy feedy
too. Not like Kamala.
How do you guys feel about Pickles?
I like Pickles. I don't like bread and butter

(36:26):
Pickles though. I like a nice a nice Polish dill
like a Clawson or like a yeah, Clawson.
Yeah, that's the ones. And a nice deli pickle, the ones
you used to get out of the barrel and put in the bag.
Oh yeah. The big, the fat guys.
Fuck yeah, fat. Pickles rule.
Yeah, I'm next to the pickle people at the farmers market.
They have a fucking line all dayand people buy it.

(36:49):
I love Pickles, right? Sometimes I'll do a little trade
with them and I'll get like a thing.
Like they got a nice hot and spicy pickle.
There it is. That's the ticket.
But I'll eat like three of them and I'll put them in the fridge
and I'll forget about them. I'm never home.
I put them in the fridge and they get moved around.
Mommy pushed them to the back. Plants them in the toilet.

(37:14):
She's got a fucking pickle tree going.
I don't understand. I sit down, I get poked in the
hiney. Take it easy over there feller.
At least it's. Cold.
Yeah, like, good point, Brando. Oh.

(37:40):
Wait clip. Never mind, wrong way.
Strike that. Reverse it.
B Strike that. Clip it.
Now clip it. Clip it good.
When the Force game comes around, you must clip.

(38:07):
I hope you write it down I'm. Gonna be the winner.
I could go so many different ways.
Could you imagine what Brutus briefcase career was like if he
was the circumciser and he just clipped them all after he'd
pinned them? No, this can't be worse.
Can't be worse than fur face. Oh my God.

(38:29):
Or like he was like the fucking pubic Barber and he would shave
your fucking balls and you couldhe could he give me a Hogan?
Fuck yeah. Foo Man Chew Pubes.
Fucking XPW. That's definitely a gimmick
right there. The fucking pube trimmer.
Is XPW still a thing? Probably not.
They're long is. He still is.

(38:50):
He still selling fucking fuckingpoppers on his website.
I'm sure he is. I see.
Let's see what fucking Rob Black's up to.
Tony's. Looking as soon as we said like,
you know, LXBW, we're definitelygoing to the next one.
That was it. Yeah, we did another show.
Oh, Carnage Cup 14. The weekend of carnage is
coming. They ain't dead yet.

(39:13):
Yeah. No, no, that's Deep South.
That's a different one. Oh but they but they got it
plugged on their fucking website.
Carnage Cup 14. The weekend of carnage, they
were like, what was I going to say?
They were like, I don't know, like.
Working with them. Buddies.
Yeah, working with them because they're both terrible people.
Let's see Carnage Cup. The Deep South Carnage Cup

(39:35):
happened in December of 2024. October.
Jesus Christ, man, get your. Friend and they're airing,
they're airing episodes of UEW Underground, ITV as well.
So you got that? Brendo thoughts on Abushi Okada
main inventing Dynamite? I thought it was good.
I thought Abushi looked good. I was.

(39:58):
I was very happy with it. Yeah, I liked it.
I thought it was a good match. Yeah, you know what annoyed me?
OK that you didn't watch 5. Minutes to 10.
Hey, we're going to stick with this.
Oh, here the fuck we go. I just tuned these fucking guys
out at this point. Who was it?
I think it was Justin. I then I if I if I call him up
by mistake, I So what fucking raw goes 2 1/2 hours complaining

(40:22):
that's such a long watch, but then you fucking watch Dynamite,
which also goes 2 1/2 hours and that's an easy watch come.
On who? Complained where I was long.
I'm pretty sure it was Justin. I don't want to throw him under
the bus if it wasn't him, but I'm pretty sure it was.
Asian Joe has a great idea Homework next week.
Everyone brings their favorite pickle to eat on next week's
show. Matt I'll have to carry in his
heinies. My pickle pen.

(40:44):
We should, we should wait till I'm in Jersey, right, Tony?
Yeah. Fuck yeah.
We'll all play Hide the pickle. Eat that one the long way.
How else would you eat it? Brushing my teeth at everybody's
Pickles. I do think Brendo back me up on

(41:05):
this maybe, I don't know. I do think Tony and handsome
Kevin would enjoy the OutrunnersFTR match.
Yeah, 100% they would fucking. Love it.
You mean a wrestling match wherethere's actual rules?
Who wouldn't enjoy that? Yeah, I think.
It's everything else surroundingit that we have the problem
with. Well, at least I have a problem
with. Yeah, it's your homework in two
weeks. Did they sell?

(41:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, dude. Handsome Kevin.
They actually tagged No. Yeah.
You know what else they did? They they held the tag ropes
when they did it. That's what they're there for.
You know what else they did? The heels heated behind the
referee's back. I don't know if I believe any of

(41:45):
this. See this is this is the hard
part that I had but from what I've been.
Told Believe it, watch it. It's a fucking great match.
It is great, great match. Great match.
Now when you say they sold, did they AE W sell or did they sell?
What does AE, what does the AW sell?
And WWE selling is the same fucking thing.

(42:06):
Did they did they, did they sellthe way I want them to sell?
That's that's I don't. Fucking they did not sell like
it was 1978, no. Well, they come.
On Tony Khan's not booking for one person, huh?
I don't understand how you can how you watch the WWE product
and you're like stamp of approval, then you watch AW and
you're like bad when they Oh, no, no.

(42:27):
That should have aggravates the hell out of me too.
It's just a little bit slower paced.
It it is. It's a little bit slower paced.
The selling is a little bit moremore in your face now.
They they still everybody moves way too fucking fast regardless
of the show. But it is a little bit toned
down with the amount of high spots, the amount of dives, the
amount of bullshit. And they do sell a little bit

(42:49):
longer, a little bit better. Think you got them WWE blinders
on? No.
Again, I think. I also think you go into watch
and I'm with Tony on this one. If you I don't know why you hate
watch it, just don't watch it. No, I can't do that.

(43:10):
And you know I can't do that. You know I can't do that.
I've been watching the first fucking show.
I'm going to give up now, but why would you do something that
makes you unhappy? Double TI can't.
Can't stop now, man. I can't.
You can. Though.
I. Can't.
What if you don't watch Dynamitethis Wednesday night?
Guess what? You still have problems with the

(43:32):
rental car company, your neighbors are still fucking jerk
offs, and you still. Wake up the next.
Day and go to work and have a glorious day.
Nothing changes. You probably sleep better
Wednesday night. I can't you.
Could probably go to your Mexican place on Wednesday
night. Oh my God.
Toro. Loco My God, five nights a week?
Are you kidding me, Rancho Local, you son of a bitch.
You and fucking no I can't. You and Orlin can fucking Deep

(43:55):
Throat some corn on the top. That would have been magical.
Special bean dip that's not on the menu.
Whoa, fuck. Man, imagine putting your balls
in bean dip with Orlin. What do you mean imagine it?
There we go. No double TI can't stop it.
It's like, it's like I started watching Raw and I've seen every
episode of raw, right? I missed the one episode I

(44:18):
missed. It was the fucking Mike Tyson
Stone Cold Steve Austin altercation.
That was the one that I missed and I had to watch it taped and
I was pissed. I could never forgive myself to
this day. Now I'm going to stop watching
Dynamite now. I've been there since the
beginning. I can't do it, man.
I can't do it. Well, you don't enjoy.
Most of it. At some point, it's going to

(44:38):
make a turn, all right? At some point it's going to make
a turn and I'm going to be therefor it.
I'll be proud of them so. Is that what it is?
Like you're afraid you're not going to watch Dynamite and
there's going to be a Mike TysonSteve Austin moment.
No, I just, I, I want it to be better and at some point I
believe it could be and I I wantto be there when it does.
I want to watch it get better. It started off and I enjoyed it

(45:00):
and fell off the fucking Cliff and now I'm not enjoying fucking
almost any of it and it's aggravating me get.
Better and then come back. No, I'm not going to wait for it
to get better and come back. I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be there in the badtimes and then and and I'm going
to be there for the great times if if they ever happen.
And I like Queen Queen, I'm going to not going to work here
anymore. I like her.
She's doing. Good.

(45:21):
Yeah, I'm, I'm in on her. She's an She's an All Star,
apparently. Because she was in A tag match.
I don't know if I call everybodyfucking All Stars marking out.
Maybe if he stops watching it will get better.

(45:41):
I mean, but you. Don't watch Collision.
I rarely, rarely catch collision.
Yeah, yeah. To be honest, I rarely watch it
too. I just go back and, you know,
watch something else or I'll go back and if if there's something
good to watch, I'll go back and watch it.

(46:02):
Yeah, there was a lot. I watched it this this
afternoon. There was a lot that I probably
could have done without. Did you watch Scorpio sky come
back? Yeah, that was fucking awesome.
He's in like unexplained new group with Christopher Daniels
and top flight. Yeah, and what's her name?
Yeah, part of top flight, right?Yeah.

(46:22):
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, Daniels is the
manager. Yeah.
You know, that's good for him. He was always great on the mic.
So if he can't wrestle anymore, fucking use him like that.
He'd be a. Scorpio manager.
Scorpio Sky. Yeah, he's back.
He can't wrestle anymore. No, no.
Christopher no Daniels. Like oh, because he lost a

(46:43):
loser? Fuck off man.
He's also like 53 years old too.So is gold.
A lot of miles on that body. Goldberg's main eventing fucking
Saturday night's main event. I know I can't fucking wait.
Oh my God, I'm so looking forward to it.
He'll be fucking jackhammers theshit out of that big fucking
dummy Gunther. Now I think you're just trying

(47:04):
to go handsome Kevin into getting upset.
Oh, I want to see Goldberg fucking squash him.
You. Want to And you want to see
Goldberg walk out world champion?
Fuck yeah, dude. Bro, come on.
Now go out like Vern Gonya. Fuck yeah, dude, this dumb old
bald ass winning the championship one more time, just
like Vern. Just like Vern, right HK?

(47:25):
Yeah. In front of his dumb kid too.
Oh my God that'd be amazing. Fucking Gunther.
The hell yeah, dude. What are we?
Goldberg, I hate your family. I hope Goldberg murders his
face. I don't know if Gunther sounds
that. Yeah, whatever.
German Gunther? Yeah, but he's not Gunther.

(47:48):
He's from Austria. Right, Austria, Yeah, he's.
Austria, yeah. There you go, There you go.
The chats on fire people are just yeah.
Fuck yeah, they love me. They just love it.
Kate, you know she was just here.
Wah wah. Hangman has a bad haircut

(48:09):
marking out. Goldberg should have beat MDF
for the title, leaving to Sting getting it.
I wouldn't be against that. Missed her out.
Kate says you were mean to my family nine months ago, so now I
must revenge. Yeah, that's right.
Don't. Be me long.
Term story, yeah. Fuck yeah, do long.
That's what AW does. Long term storytelling.

(48:32):
It sure shit does. Fuck somebody.
Do I did not my I had so I watched like I said, I watched
collision what the tag match wasgood.
I enjoyed Fletcher Garcia whatever, but the eight woman
tag match right Why I I feel like Megan Bean's already

(48:54):
established right. She's a fucking boss.
Why isn't the new chick Thekla getting the get getting the pin
here? That's fair.
It was just weird. Megan Bane got the pinfall.
She gets the win. I don't know.
I thought Megan Bane, she already challenged Tony Storm.
She's a contender. But then here comes the spider

(49:16):
lady. And like, I don't know.
Yeah, they don't really like. Remember when Priscilla Kelly
was the spider lady on the Jera Cruz?
I would, I would rather. To me, I'm more interested in
why. Why they're not working more
with with Queen, Amanada and Tecla?

(49:37):
I think that like after watchingthat first match there, it
seemed like there was something there and you could at least do
a feud there, you know what I mean?
At least a feud. Give me AC feud, something that
I can watch and enjoy. It's not what's happening that
bothers me. I think too, Tecla the whole
time was supposed to feud with Jamie Hader and then she got
hurt. So it's kind of like, Oh well

(49:58):
fuck, how are we going to pivot?And, well, they really didn't do
a great try. Yeah.
And they also. Handcuffed themselves making
Mercedes the TBS champion and now we have both our titles tied
up in one story. Yep, that sounds familiar HK.
Like somebody talked about that today.

(50:19):
Yeah, sure did. Sure did.
You want to listen to the latestyear of Duke and Rogue that just
dropped today, part of the Shining Wizards Network.
So how's that? How's that for a plug?
Yeah, check out check out Handsome Kevin and Gurtha Faye.

(50:42):
Did you guys know there's a Ringof Honor pay-per-view this
weekend too? What?
We're not picking it. We're not.
I was. Going to say we're not picking
that. We decided when we brought back
pics we were only picking A www.enxtand and TNA.
How come I don't know anything about this ROH situation on this

(51:02):
weekend? That's because nobody does OK?
OK, Rondo. For the win.
It seems kind of useless, like it doesn't make sense to have a
property that you're never goingto go to, you know what I mean?
I don't. I just don't.
I don't get it. Like I don't get it.
Yeah, I don't get it. Athena's in the eight woman

(51:26):
match. Like she doesn't get a, she
doesn't get the like. They're so her team.
Won. Why didn't she get the pin?
She's a fucking Ring of Honor world champion and all you fucks
who were like Athena, Mercedes, Monet in the Owen Hart Cup.
It's going to lead to something bigger.
It hasn't. So eat a fucking shit sandwich.
They wasted that fucking match and they're wasting Athena.

(51:48):
I hope her contract expires to go back to WWE.
It's fucking Tony Khan's a fucking moron fucking buying
rewinder like I'm buying fuckingretro action figures, jerk.
Off. Fucking asshole.
So did you? Are you the jerk off in that
situation then too? Is that?

(52:10):
No, because I'm not playing withit.
I mean, I, I don't have a fucking multi billion dollar
company and then some property that I'm like, Oh yeah, I got
this thing over here, let's let the kids come around and hit it
with fucking wiffle ball bat. I'll give you a $5.
If you could tell me who Bandito's defending his Ring of
Honor title against, Tony or Handsome Kevin.

(52:31):
I know you know Brando. Wait, Bandito.
He's the Ring of Honor world champion.
All right, let me ask you, is hedefending against a Ring of
Honor wrestler or an AW wrestler?
An AW wrestler. Oh jeez.
Probably Daniel Garcia. No, but that is a good guess.
Good man, that was actually going to be my guess.
Does Daniel Garcia still do thisfucking thing?

(52:52):
Sure shit does. I hope he fucking breaks his
ankle next time he does it. How about fucking falls on the
hardest part of the ring while he's dancing?
Wheeler Yuda, Good guess the manhe's defending the title against
is in a faction. Beast Mortos.
That's another good guess. That's a good.
Guess. Oh, it's fucking.

(53:13):
It's got to be Roosh, right? You got the horns.
You get the horns. That's another great guess, but
it's not Ruche. In a faction.
In a faction in AEW. Is it?
Is it one of the assholes that might be with fucking Cyrus the
virus? Yes, you're getting warmer,
getting hotter. Fuck.
Oh, it's fucking Tequesta. Tony, we're the wind now.

(53:36):
Can you tell me? No, because I hate myself that I
got that. Who is going to?
Challenge Athena for the Ring ofHonor women's title also.
Billy Starks? No, she's a former.
AW, it's. Not December.
Oh, Miku, what's her name? Fucking Ikarushita.

(53:58):
Now she's stuck in Japan. Miku.
What's her name? Right, that sound.
Miko, what's her name? Former AW world champion?
Yes, under Rosa. Tony might be the Ring of Honor
expert. He's the Ring of Honor guy.

(54:20):
Fuck yeah I am. Can we pick it?
Only if you could tell me who the Ring of Honor Tag Team
champions are. Oh, isn't it fucking Dustin and
fucking Guevaros? Look at the.
Sky. I only know because they fucking
challenged the other assholes for the titles and they didn't
put their titles on the line. So we're still stuck with Ring

(54:42):
of Honor tag team champions. Who they wrestling against then?
Oh, they wait, they got a match.Oh, of course.
Are they Ring of Honor people? Yes, yes.
Oh well, it's not Vincent and fucking Herculoids.
Oh, what about the the ice creamshop?
There are those guys still around the.
Who? Ice cream shop the the premier
athletes. Fucking well played.

(55:06):
My God. Holy shit you better watch.
You're going to call us out on Twitter now.
No, they want the slide in your DMS while you're chewing on who
is challenging for the Ring of Honor tag team titles.
Also the pure titles on the line.

(55:26):
Oh, Shane Taylor promotions, isn't it?
It's Shane Taylor and somebody else.
Bishop Con. Are they in the Are they?
No, because they're hanging around Ricochet Bishop and Toa
Leone. Lee Moriarty's defending the
title gets a 64 year old man too.
Action Jackson. We're not that.

(55:47):
No, no. Wait, who?
What other 64 year old man is wrestling, let alone the Ring of
Honor crowbars there? No, Espanol is number Espantaro
Azul. Who?
Oh, Blue Panther. The all the time at his Mexican.

(56:07):
Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah.
And Nick Wayne is defending the TV title against Teton.
They call HK. Kulo Azul.
Wait, wait, wait, is that the guy from from TNA Titan?
Teton. Teton.
Oh, it's Teton. Yeah.
CMLL, New Japan. It's not Pollos Hermanos, is it?

(56:31):
No, no pollos Hermanos, the infantry is who are challenging
the sons of Texas for the. Time firebreaker chip.
What the fuck? I was going to say.
What the fuck's in the infantry?John Dean and and Carly Bravo.
Who? Carly Bravo.
Carly Bravo, the Infantry. Didn't he do the show?
No. No, that was Charlie, that was

(56:51):
CB. Neither of them did.
OK. Roger Wilco did.
Hey, pretty Mama. No.
Wait, Mark It Out wants to know who the trio's champions are.
We talking the Ring of Honor Trio's champions?
Yeah, it's got to be a great question.

(57:12):
It's got to be the fucking it's it's Devon Erickson, Dustin,
isn't it? It sure is.
Fuck yeah dude, you. We.
Should pick. We got to pick.
Rig of honor, dude. What was five matches right now
they'll announce. Oh, they'll announce 17 more
fucking 715 before they fucking call bell time.
Yeah, Fuck yeah. Fuck you, when was the last

(57:33):
time? I don't.
I feel like they haven't defended the titles in forever
though because. They haven't because Ring of
Honor doesn't exist. Well, one of them got hurt, I
think the von Erichs, and that was it.
They've had the belts. Remember when they combined the
belts? Do you remember when they
combined the belts? And then they fucking took them
away from each other. You know, Mark it Out brought it
up too in the chat. Where's the Ring of Honor

(57:55):
Women's pure title? They're still having pure
matches every week. Are they having a tournament?
They haven't had a tournament yet.
No more tournaments, normal. No more titles, no more.
I think Khan's got about 16 belts in the wings, dude.
No, no more wings. Flip the wings.

(58:15):
You think he's just doing it so he can sell all the belts to Dan
Lambert? No, because he's got fucking
more money than Jesus anyway, sowhy would he care about selling
belts? Was Jesus ever known for having
a lot of money? Well, I mean, he's got the
wealth of the Kingdom of heaven.Who?
Who? Good luck paying your mortgage
with that bitch. Yeah, mortgage.

(58:35):
This shit's paid for. Yeah, pay the nails through the
hands. She really won trust at a time.
Yeah, Jesus works for XPW. Tombstone Jesus.
Fuck yeah, now that's a Jesus wecould all get behind.
Oh. Yeah.
Shit head kid. Otto von Bugenhagger fucking.

(59:00):
Speckled over there, shit bird. That sound nice?
Nice guy. Yeah.
What? Trying to keep kayfabe alive?
Doesn't want to fucking spoil kayfabe, Do some fucking hand
job that washes his drawers in afucking porta potty and shits
with the door open. Can you blame?
The guy I don't. Your fucking wet suit, you
fucking hand. Job Can we get Otto von Clutch
on the show? Brundo?

(59:20):
I know we're booking like December.
Good luck, I won't want to come back on here because he couldn't
take a fucking joke. Hey, blowing a comeback that.
Sounds real serious. Going to wrestle for the 25
people this weekend. How?
Dare you? Who did you ever wrestle on a?
Fucking hot dog and a handshake.Fucking hand job.
He would have been so lucky to be a guest on this fucking show.

(59:42):
If he's a real good wrestler, hewould have been like Stam
Sackhouse and got fucking lighting equipment.
Crafty. Yeah, we're fucking crafty.
That's right. I'm talking about AW for God's.
Sake. He's talking about everything
now, guy. Oh good.
Lord, I'm removing the banner. And I couldn't find any
information on this pure tournament so.

(01:00:04):
It's not. Apparently it's still going on,
no? More tournaments.
Tony, I'm very surprised at you because you didn't bring up that
MJF showed up in MLW and then there was a Dynasty reunion in a
backstage skit with Hammerstone.Just the two of them.
Yeah, are. They both smiled.

(01:00:24):
It's not a fucking reunion, Dynasty Bros.
And they fucking. Hugged it out, No.
Yeah. Where was Richard Holiday?
Yep. He'll be our guest on the show
at the end of the month. Yeah, but he wasn't there with
his fucking dynasty Bros. No, he's too busy fucking
leaving GCW and wrestling Parrow.

(01:00:45):
Leaving GCW and wrestling power so he had to leave GC.
Doesn't Paro wrestle for GCW? He had his final match this
weekend in GCW against Paro. Wait so where's he going?
Did he sign? Is he is he going somewhere?
Is he LMG? Is he evolve?
Is he NXT? He, he, he's running his own

(01:01:07):
show at the beginning of next month.
And then we'll see from there. Probably.
It wouldn't surprise me if he heads on into either NXT or
probably NXT. Yeah, because they have, they
have like them and GCW has like ALFG connection or whatever it

(01:01:27):
is or evolved connection, wouldn't you?
Guys find you guys find a littleweird that WWE has so much
development going on now with the fucking LFG program with
fucking Bubba Ray yelling at everybody and then Evolve where
people just winding up. And it's kind of a thing Like

(01:01:48):
it's just look at if you look atthe top of the card you got, you
got some guys have been there for a good long while.
Like you at a certain point you have to start, you have to start
cycling them out. Like you just, you have to, and
those years are going to be, they're going to be coming.
So you got to cycle in the new guys to find you got to find the
next guys. So, and they got to tear through
as many guys as they possibly can to find their next fucking

(01:02:10):
Seth or Roman, whoever the fuck it is, because those guys have
been around for quite quite a while.
And if you look at the length oftheir run, like some of those
guys have had, like, I mean, have they been 20 years?
Like who? Well, Orton for sure has been
right. Orton.
But even if you count like Rollins, Rollins was fucking
wrestling in 2005 for. Ringing on Yeah.

(01:02:33):
Yeah, like, yeah, look, and to Kevin H KS point, like even like
when we got when we got Kevin Owens and Sammy Zean, like they
were already like pushing mid 30s yeah, you know, like their
best years were behind them. Like no offense to these guys.
They still put on some bangers from time to time, but yeah,
like, look, GCW top play we saw.I mean, I watched one match.

(01:02:55):
I watched the six man, me and Brenda watch him.
But it was Megan Bane, who's in AW talent was in there with
Billy Starks and AW talent, somelady from Japan.
And then Marcus Mathers, who's aWWEID guy.
And Alec Price, former guest theshow and Jordan Oliver, former
guest the show. Like they're they're gonna
Marcus Mathers. What?

(01:03:15):
2122? Yeah.
He's young, yeah. He's a young kid, right?
And they already got him under the WWE banner in some form.
So yeah, the HK's point like they're gonna scoop up a lot of
these kids and and the the one kid that won the men's LFGI mean
he was already he's fighting fucking Omas or not Omas Oba
Femi, right, He was fighting ObaFemi.

(01:03:37):
Jasper, Troy. Jasper.
Yeah. Yeah, you got to, you got to
cycle the new ones in. I mean, it's, it's the, the, the
day is coming, man. The top of the card is, is, is
aging. And some of those guys like if
you look at the that crop of talent, like it's uncommon to
have that many guys have that long of run with the company.
So I mean, hats off to them. They're great.

(01:03:58):
But like they're they're gettingup there.
What happened to Dabakato? He's the, he's the, he's the
Polish sausage over in MLW. Oh, and, and what's his nuts?
Fucking Baron Corbin won the tagbelts over there too.
With with what's his face? Yeah, yeah.
Are you pumped up for the next Opera Cup?

(01:04:19):
No, I want, I want, I want Raw Underground to come back.
If we're going to be bringing back all these companies, we
need another platform for guys who just want to fucking grab
Dicks and twist them. Yeah.
So MLW. Was that what you do in MLW?
They grabbed Dicks. They.
Would assume. Probably.
You would assume. What makes you think they

(01:04:40):
grabbed Dicks in MLW? Because dobble Cato's there.
I mean, you know, they gave fucking Matt Riddle a job and
he's kind of like a problem, so.Yeah, sure, they're going to
grab his Dick. I mean, Austin Aries is back
working there, so, you know, it's like the Island of Misfit
Toys. And if you grab a Dick, oh
court. Bauer's grabbing Dicks and
bringing him into MLW. That's the way, yeah, come work

(01:05:01):
for me. Fucking a double TA little
cerebral on that one. I like that Pew Pew.
I mean, look at this. Fucking where?
You said PQ. Yeah, look at this Opera Cup.
Mystico against the KIRO Quan, Ultimo Guerrero against Esfinge,
Austin Aries. Wait, Asphine Guerrero?

(01:05:26):
I was going to ask I. Don't know how to say his
fucking name. ESI ESFINGE it.
Doesn't sound like you need to spell his name either.
Yeah, ESA. Yeah, yeah, sounds like when you
match the buttons on one of those fucking letter toys.
Paul London against Akumura, I think he's like 60 years old

(01:05:48):
That Akumura do too. Volador junior against Teton,
Zandokan junior against Blue Panther junior, Kojima against
Bobby Fish and Bishop Dyer. That is, that's.
Darn. Corbin against Anthony Green.
Sounds enthralling. Come on, I can get you tickets.
Easy, Tony. He can go into New York and

(01:06:09):
watch the first round of the Opera Cup.
Only if you get me a ticket withPhil so he could sit next to
each other. Done.
Here about. Wait, how are you getting the
anniversary? How?
Yeah. I worked a lot, I got money.
I can just buy a fucking. Oh, I thought you meant you knew
somebody in fucking MLW or New York.

(01:06:31):
Come on, Like the fucking pizza syndicate's going to hook you up
with some fucking tickets to MLW, man.
It's like I know a guy over at Zbarro's.
That's borrows his fate. Come on.
I think they're out of business too, aren't they?
Didn't they closing Manhattan? Yeah, they make room for the
Hulk Hogan fucking restaurant that's going on.
Let me tell you something dude, You want some fucking mozzarella

(01:06:55):
sticks? Staring at the garden?
The Hulkamania brother. No, that's, I mean, maybe in the
same vein as Pasta Mania, but yeah, there's plans to open a
Hulk Hogan themed restaurant. I'll tell you what though, the
real American beer. Not a bad beer.
And I'm not a beer drinker. I told you that.
And the food at Hogan's Hangout down in Clearwater, it's fucking

(01:07:17):
pretty good food, man. They have segregated bathrooms
there. No one bathroom for all dude
united under pissed brother going there with a buddy doing
all friends dreaming fuck yeah dude.
Fuck your mouth in the South will help you out brother.

(01:07:39):
Take out your penis, daddy. Toot toot.
Do we want to take a break, comeback, I thought.
You'd never ask. Yeah man, I got to go do some
friend streaming on my own here.Is that another weird Midwest?

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All right. Oh, I did not.
How do I make Brendo go there? Well, he's not there.
I didn't want to put him on the screen, man.
What? Yeah.
Turn your mic on. Yeah, I know.
Turn my mic on. That's OK, because Tony's not
here. Let's take a second.
I want to shout out the shining Wizard St. team.

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So Tony's not here to say something offensive about them.
They've been out and about. They've been crushing it.
SJ is running a tight ship. On the screen you see the
upcoming events where the Shining Wizard St. team is going
to be. Liza will be in Texas all
weekend. That Ring of Honor in AW next
weekend. SJ is in Winnipeg at WPW.

(01:12:23):
Liza is doing some double dutiesdown there in San Antonio on the
20th and the 25th. SJ will be in New Jersey for the
Summer Slam weekend at GCW. Hit him up and wrestle Con and
then Alicia. I think that's how you say your
name will be at All Out in Toronto and October.
So how do you say that? Come on, Elisa.

(01:12:46):
I would I would go. Elisa.
Yeah, all. Right well, sorry sounds great.
I'm if you listen to this show you know I can't speak or read
the English language but the Shining Wizard St. team is
crushing. I know Britt was at GCW on
Saturday. She's at Wrestle Open tonight in
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So check out the street team at Wizards St. team.
You give them a follow. They're doing some great stuff
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And then the SJS getting bags made and she got stickers made
and we got all the merch we're sending her and, and we're going

(01:13:31):
to, I think we're going to give,give her some koozies.
Oh yeah. And then the koozie.
You know how you get a koozie? You got a show where that you're
subscribed on YouTube and you follow us on Twitter and then
you get a free koozie. Do they also have to be able to
say, Oh yeah, the proper way? Is somebody teaching them?

(01:13:51):
Yes. When you get the cozy, you have
to say, Oh yeah. Oh.
Yeah. If you watch the show, you
should know so. Or listen.
Good point. Watch or listen.
So I guess we touched on Saturday night's main event
Saturday night. I know last time there was a

(01:14:12):
Saturday night's meeting event, HK was jacked up for it.
But it was the wrong Saturday. Yeah, but now you know it's this
weekend. Are you excited?
I am. I am.
So my wife, she's got a full slate of shit to do on Saturday.
I'm watching all the shit on Saturday.
I'm fucking watching all of it. I'm excited.

(01:14:32):
I'm pretty happy, yeah. You're watching, You're
watching. When you say all the shit, do
you mean you're going to watch all in too?
No, then I would have said I'm watching the bullshit.
I'm watching all yeah, I'm watching all that.
I'm not paying for fucking AW, pay-per-view, man.
I'm not doing it anymore. I I explained last week.
I knew. I'm sorry.
I'm not doing it, but I'm going to.
I'm excited. I'm going to hang out.

(01:14:53):
I'm going to watch that. I'm going to watch it.
I'm being watched. Hopefully Gunther fucking beat
the shit out of Goldberg. I fucking hate Goldberg.
You're going to watch Great American Bash, right?
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Good choice NXT always delivers.So when is when is this
evolution gimmick? That's Saturday or Sunday at
7:00. Sunday night.

(01:15:14):
It's on. PM Peacock and Netflix so or no?
Maybe just Netflix internationally.
I'm. Still going to watch it.
Yeah, I'm going to watch it. I'm going to watch and I got a
little time. I got a night event Sunday so
I'm going to go watch it and then go do some work.
Wait, we're picking evolution? Yeah, it's a mystery.
Fuck. I know you said that already.

(01:15:36):
Yeah, I'm going to beat it to death.
It's a, it's a poorly thrown together show, though.
Like, yeah. Sounds amazing.
Are you going to? They remembered what was it?
They remembered who EO Sky was. Finally, you know when was the
last time you saw her on TV? Like 2 weeks ago?
Seriously. That's about it.

(01:15:57):
When was the last time she defended the belt mania?
It might be actually. She defends it more than the
fucking six man tag Ring of Honor or the tag belts.
That's fair. We all love AW, right?
Hell yeah. Let's see, she wrestled.
It doesn't say if it was a titles match, but she did

(01:16:19):
wrestle Steph Mccour the night after Mania.
She was in A tag match on NXT against Julia and Roxanne Perez
with Jordan Grace. She wrestled Roxy on May 5th and
May 12th. She was in A tag match with Ria
Ripley against Julia and Roxanne, so she has not wrestled
since May 12th. That's fine.

(01:16:41):
She's. She's the women's champion.
She have to wrestle every week. She earned that.
Right. Don't you?
Every month, that's the whole case.
Month in between and that, What happened to June?
What happened to it? Maybe she was off celebrating
Pride month. You know, you got a problem with
that Brundle fly. I don't know how she is, you

(01:17:03):
know? Yeah, I do.
She should be. That's even more of a reason to
put her on TV. Why exploit her for celebrating
a month holiday? No sure.
Why do you? Why do you have to bring that
into this conversation? Why?
Because why do you got to shit on EO Sky?
I don't. Understand no one.
We want to see more VO Sky. Exactly not.

(01:17:24):
I want to see more of Nope. Well, watch Fucking collision.
Nope. So this is what your appetizer
is then if you're going to do Great American bash Saturday HK,
you got OB Femi. I don't know why he says his
name like that. OB Femi.

(01:17:44):
Obi fetus. Gotta be watching Obi.
Fami, I don't know. I'm look, I have the door to the
podcast room open tonight and itlooks like the fucking exorcist
outside, so it's kind of distracting me.
I don't know if it's raining, I don't know if it's humid.
I don't know if there's a fucking ghost is gonna vomit on
my fucking rug and call mommy a cunt.
I don't know what's going. On Wow, outside's not the only

(01:18:09):
thing dark and fucking. He can't get into Oban's
restaurant. Oh my Jesus, Brundle fly all.
Right, so Obafemi defends against Yoshiki in Amura.
OK. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Saul Ruka defends the North American Women's

(01:18:30):
Championship against Izzy Dane. Yes.
Jordan Grace and Blake Monroe take on JC Jane and Fallon
Henry. OK, and we will get Henley.
Henley. Sorry what I say Henry.
Henry, that's Don's, Don's daughter.
Yes. The End of Innocence and then
TNA Slammiversary World Title match contract signing, and I'm

(01:18:51):
sure we'll get another match or two announced tonight, tomorrow
night on NXT. Yeah.
Yeah, that's going to wet your whistle.
Yep. And then you're going to get
all. My whistle's all, all moisted.
If horny, if you need me for Seth Rollins LA Knight, you need
me. Was that the binding catch?

(01:19:13):
Phrases. Was that OB Femi talk?
Yeah. A little rusty.
It's been a couple weeks. Seth Rollins, Allie Knight,
Randy Orton, Drew McIntyre, Gunther Goldberg.
You think they add one more to Saturday night's main event?
They have to, yeah. I'd like to see A tag in there
somewhere. Jesse Ventura's coming back.
Yeah. That's a great question.

(01:19:35):
We got new tag champions. Sure do.
Judges Day full of full of champs again.
Is that new jet new day Heel turn like the biggest fucking
fumble during the Triple H era outside of the scene of heel
turn? Yeah, it's one of them.
It put it with like the Wyatt six that never did anything

(01:19:57):
strong start and then just shit the bed the rest of the time so.
I, I, I'm not sure. I'm not 100% sure on that.
I think that the new day was wasa good act and I still think it
is a good act. I think that when they did turn,
I think it was meaningful. I think that them taking the

(01:20:21):
belt so I could still like they,they as an act, they still mean
something. The, what they've been doing
hasn't been, I, it's not, it's not a plus work by them.
We've seen much better work before.
But like when it happened, it made you intrigued and, and from
here on out, I mean, I don't think it's, I don't know, it's
not horrible. I don't think it's horrible.

(01:20:42):
I think that there's still more that they can do with it.
But I think that once they had, what's his name, titties, when
Titties got fired, like I think they were going to be trending
that way and then titties was out and then they had to do
something. You know what I mean?
They do something to keep on spicing them.
Yeah, but the the turn happened after after he was gone.
Yeah, no, that's what I mean. Like they they probably, they

(01:21:03):
were going with with titties andthen titties was canned and then
they got to figure out where, you know what I mean, what what
to do, what was going to happen next to that.
I think that he was going to play a factor in the heel turn.
And I don't think that they justwent, OK, well, he's shit can
let's heel turn him now. They they kind of drug it out a
little. Bit and the the.
What they did with E with big EIthought was fantastic.

(01:21:23):
Like I say, the the heel turn meant something.
They gave me gave you a reason to hate him, that's for sure.
When you say titties you mean Odyssey Jones, right?
That. Was.
Yeah, yeah. Just so people on people out
there you maybe they don't know HK language.
So oh all. Right.
Well, you never know. Look, we might be getting new,
you know, the street team might be crushing it.
We might be getting new fans every week.

(01:21:46):
Gotcha. Gotcha.
OK. I'll call him Odyssey Jones, I
guess. No.
No titties is good, but you know, just.
You. Know this is good, but you know
this. Is good people know now.
Oh man, titties kicked ass too. He was a hell of a hand.
Yeah, well, he kicked the girl'sass, right?
That's why he got fired, right? Isn't that an alleged situation

(01:22:10):
or is there do we? We got.
We got. Facts.
So let me look. I don't think he's.
Shown up any place since fired. Reportedly due to domestic
violence allegations, blah blah blah blah blah.
I'm not watching a video, I justwant to know the truth.

(01:22:33):
Let's see this from January cuz.Then she took it back.
Apparently he put out a video. He says they're false, claims
he's taking legal actions against his accuser.
Good for him. Yeah.
The last January of this year was the last I think anyone's

(01:22:55):
heard of him. OK.
I don't know, maybe I can do some more digging at a later
date time if. Their bullshit claims.
Good for him, and I hope he hopehe does.
All right, so you get all prime,then you're here's what we have
for evolution. This is what we have to pick
here. Tiffy Time against Trish

(01:23:15):
Stratus, Eosky, Ria Ripley, JC Jane defends the NXT Women's
Title against Jordan Grace and the winner of that goes to TNA
Slammiversary where it's title versus title against Masha.
OK, Yep, Yep. I see Title, Becky Bailey, Lyra

(01:23:41):
women's tag team Four Way, Raquel and Roxanne defend
against the unlikely duo of Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss
and two more teams which have yet to be determined.
Now fatal four way's not elimination, right?
It just says a four way. It does the safety, it just says
a four way. OK.

(01:24:03):
No holds barred Naomi Jade Cargill and a battle royal for a
Championship match at. Clarence.
Harris. Hell yeah, there it is.
That's the B&P Battle Royal. I would assume we're not picking
the battle royal or the casino gauntlet matches this weekend,

(01:24:23):
right? No.
Nah. Just making sure.
I suggest that we don't pick anything this weekend, ha ha.
Except Ring of Honor, right? Yes, Ring of Honor, of course.
Yes, of course. Yeah, of.

(01:24:45):
Course. But of course.
So that's the big, big weekend. Big wrestling weekend, Yeah.
I'm I'm, I'm pretty excited. I'm pretty excited.
I wish, I don't mean to go back to it, but I wish that I wish
that I was excited for for the AEW.
Yeah, I wish that I was. I really do because if I was

(01:25:07):
excited for it, I would I would absolutely consider ordering it.
I I have absolutely no excitement for it.
Gimmicks bro, I got gimmicks. Don't worry about it.
And there's good news. You're going to watch Wednesday
night and they might excite. You.
I don't think they will. See if it if he doesn't watch,
they're going to excite him I think.

(01:25:27):
That oh, maybe you should try, yes.
Yeah. As Marky said, reverse.
Don't watch then maybe you. It'll pique your interest.
So what you're telling me to do is Costanza, it go against the
natural instinct to watch? Bingo or.
Don't watch Dynamite, Watch Collision Thursday night.

(01:25:50):
No. No, no, you got plans Thursday.
No going against a Mexican with his best gal.
Yeah, got to go down to Loco Loco Choco.
It's Rancho Loco you piece of shit Loco chodo.
Rancho Smucko. Maybe, maybe I'll maybe I'll do

(01:26:11):
some shoots and with my birthdaybuddy on Thursday.
Shoots in with your birthday buddy on Thursday.
Brenda brought up a great point in the group text today.
Today's the 29 year anniversary.Sure is of the Hulster brother

(01:26:33):
to come, the third man. Yeah, but what side is he on?
Does that comment really bother you?
No. OK, so I thought it said what?
No, I was saying I thought it was great in the moment.
Yeah, I thought it was great too.
The fucking heating character. Yep.

(01:26:54):
Yep. So in in honor of the Hulkster,
turn and heal brother, Rondo said.
Why don't we compare it to the miserable John Cena heal turn?
Because that's. Where all the.
Yeah, that's where all the comparisons were like right
away. Biggest turn since fucking
Hogan. The first thing I need is for

(01:27:18):
you to get this piece of crap out of my ring.
Oh man, it was a yeah. I don't even know if they're in
the same ballpark anymore now. Not even.
Close. I know John Cena's heel turn is
amazing. I don't think so.

(01:27:42):
Yeah. What?
Show your work. The three fingers.
Fucking rock, man. That was it.
What does it mean? Three in the pink.
To steal his gimmick. Oh fuck him.
Marking out suggesting HKHK can watch Evolve instead of AEW and

(01:28:06):
become the biggest fan of that of Evolve.
Was that they got an event this weekend.
I can't, I don't. They were on Wednesdays.
Oh, they were on Wednesdays. What channels?
What channels that? Probably on Peacock or YouTube.
Yeah, one of the two. Yeah, with the cock on
Wednesday. With the fucking ads, I don't

(01:28:26):
know if I can do that pop on thecock.
You can't name it, it's on Tubi for free.
Do I got to download an app for that?
Oh. My God what are you fucking 60
years old? You know what HKI kind of agree
with Double T? Like every time something comes,
it's fucking has a little bit oftechnology attached to it.

(01:28:46):
You're like the fucking old man at the party.
Oh shit. I got to go.
I can't handle this. You really are a fit for my
mother, my God. Like what are you going to do,
get? For Netflix 1 password what?
What are you? Going to do when the the there's
no more WWE on Peacock and you have to like find other ways to

(01:29:07):
watch like the catalog. No, it's got to be on Netflix.
It's going to be on Netflix. It's on Netflix on When I was in
Mexico. The entire catalog is on
Netflix, so it'll be on Netflix.It won't.
That's not my international. Mexico, it'll be.
It'll be in Netflix. You know that Canada had the WWE
Network until like a year ago. I know.

(01:29:28):
Yeah, I know. And I don't even want to suggest
AVPN to you because your fuckinghead will explode.
You don't. Know I've heard of VPNSI just
don't know how to use them. I'm not Tony.
He's your boy. You got a gun in the house?
Yeah, it's actually. It's shaped like a penis.

(01:29:50):
Putting that in your mouth mightbe less painful than fucking
trying to figure out AVPF. Is there a lot of stuff?
Can I use it on my TV? Does that work?
No. Yes.
Your gun or your penis A. Little bit of both.
I'm going to say yes. God damn man and.

(01:30:10):
Then what I have to do on your TV?
Is that a situation? Do you still have coral?
Bags in your house suggestion? Just have Molly download the app
for you. That's a good idea.
Yeah, but she's not too busy mowing the lawn.
I mow the lawn. I'm the lawn mowing guy.
You know how long it takes to download an app on your phone?

(01:30:31):
Seconds. We think I'm going to watch I
got fucking 80 inch TV's in my house.
I'm going to watch fucking Evolve on this piece of shit
phone. You can get through me online.
It's the perfect setting on yourTV too.
It's. The perfect setting for a piece
of shit product. God God forbid you learned how
to cast and you had to press an extra fucking button.

(01:30:52):
He knows how to cast. He has a link on his fucking
property. You see the way he bowed up,
he's like, yeah, I'm a fisherman.
He's I got. A nastic Baker.
I got a pole. Hey, let me ask you something.
When you go for these 10 mile walks, are you doing them in
flip flops? No.

(01:31:13):
No, he's barefoot on his fuckingtreadmill like a fucking maniac.
Aren't you barefoot in your own?Fucking yeah.
I'm I'm barefoot. You got a fucking problem with
it. It's just gross.
It's not gross, it's natural. Yeah, it's for.
Fucking Frodo. I think he, I think, I think he

(01:31:35):
probably had shoes. No, Frodo did not walk.
Around. I would know, you fucking nerd.
Yeah, he's quitting at the app to watch the movie.
Yeah. He's the fucking guy you can't
fuck do. Do I want to be a storm trooper?
How do I fucking get a storm trooper?
How do I get a storm trooper in Fortnite?
You fucking pay for it, shithead.

(01:31:56):
I can't figure it out. They were like you got to link
your thing to the other thing and I don't, I don't know about
all that. Fucking like.
Yeah, you really are a fucking old man.
I don't really know about all that.
That's why he mows the lawn. So you yell at fucking people to
get off it. That's true.

(01:32:17):
And and now I know why it's taking him so long to figure out
this rent a car thing. He's probably writing fucking
letters. He's not even going e-mail.
He's sending a fax. Fucking dial up Molly.
I'm doing the podcast. Don't pick up the phone for the
next two hours. Fucking hurts as a sing singing

(01:32:41):
telegram show up at their office.
It's not a bad. Play and they're like, we got
another letter from this fuckingguy.
Yeah, if I can make it to the post office, right, Double T,
that's what you got, a fax machine.
You said it, not me. Gentlemen, I know we have

(01:33:06):
correspondent about this matter for several eons now.
To whom it may consider. Yeah, also, if he can't press a
button on his fucking phone to download an app, you think he's
going to flip the flag up on hismailbox?
The mailman knows. A letter in there.
I'll, I'll do it. I'll do it.
This piece of shit called AW, it's.

(01:33:31):
Called Tubi TUBI, it's free. Nah, it's Tubi dumb ass.
No, that's the fucking app that we use to pick up fat guys.
Fucking Brando lost it. I type in Tubi, it wants me to
download Pluto. Yeah, because Tubey Tubey's on

(01:33:55):
Pluto, isn't it? OK, so download fucking.
Pluto. Yeah, download Pluto.
It's got tons of channels. Yeah, look, marking out tubey
download a lot of random old wrestling and indie stuff.
But see, if I download it on this, it's just on my phone.
I'm not watching shit on my phone.
So download it on your TV. You got to do that in the the

(01:34:16):
Chromecast. No, just download the app to
your TV. You do have a smart TV, right?
Yeah, but I also have one that Igot the Google Chrome thing
hooked up to. Yes.
Download on your Google Chrome. And you know you.
Can cast from your phone. Yeah, I don't like doing that.
I don't either. I don't play.
Me neither. Yeah.

(01:34:37):
So do you go that double T? Yeah.
You don't even fucking download it on your TV, jerk off.
I will. I'll send you a picture in the
morning. Oh good, I can't wait for the
Polaroid to develop. Now you're getting a fucking
Polaroid. Oh yeah.

(01:34:59):
Great, we're supposed. I thought we were going to talk
about the John Cena heel. Who?
Gives a shit, let's get the homework, I'm tired.
Poor Brendo came up with a greattopic and you just want to say
who gives a shit? He came up with great homework.
I'd rather talk about that. Neither one works.

(01:35:19):
Two out of four of us. Like Goldberg, I'm.
Going to cross this off then andwe're just going to go to the
homework. Tony's tired.
Happy birthday, Northwest O Hogan.
Yeah, happy birthday, Brendo. Who?
Gives a shit. Where's all the comments in the
fucking Hey how come Hogan choseblack and white?
Isn't he racist? Lol Hey why wasn't Booker T in

(01:35:44):
the fucking? Whatever NWL it was?
It was, yeah. WWE, that's, that's not, that's
not the NWL. Oh, just the ECWS, not ECW.
How dare you? No.
No, no, no. The lineage of the NWO and the

(01:36:04):
NWO that showed up in the WWF. The WWE.
Horse, same thing. No, it's absolute.
Dogs Paul Nash and Hogan bro, I don't know what, I don't know
where you came from, but that's the same NWO to me.
Six and a big. Show.
Original fucking. O fuck out of here out of.
Boy, Big Show was in the fuckingoriginal NWO.
He was in NWO twice. Yeah, so good they brought him

(01:36:26):
back. I mean, who doesn't agree that
the John Cena he'll turn doesn'tmeasure up to the Hogan he'll
turn right? That sucks.
It's terrible. It's funny.
Thank. You, Phil Raya.
You are welcome. Bro, it was 20 minutes going.

(01:36:49):
Can anybody hear me? Can anybody hear me?
Is this thing on hello? I love Phil, but anytime any one
of us gets fucking fucked up like that, it's so much fun to
throw him under the bus. Oh God, also, like the Hogan
thing, like, you know, people insee it was I think the problem

(01:37:12):
with the same thing is like it was announced since his last
year and then like he turned heels.
So like, we know like at some point he's not going to go out
as a fucking heel. You don't know that though.
Come on, you don't know that forsure.
And people. Think he's going to pull a
fucking Sergeant Slaughter? I want my people back.
Yes, and people wanted this for so long and now they're not even

(01:37:33):
booing the fucking guy, they're just cheering him.
If he turns face they're going to Boo the shit out of.
Him right, I don't, I don't know, every fucking main events
dog shit, it's fucking WCW. Oh come on dog shit, come on
now. Atrocious with all the fucking
run insurance and interference. And non, that's AW every fucking
week dude. What are you fucking talking
about? Every fucking Moxley match for

(01:37:55):
the past year is under the same way.
We're not. And I don't disagree with you,
but we're not. I'm not comparing the John Cena.
He'll run the AEW. I am.
But that's we're comparing it tothe Hulkster.
Look at that, marking outs on myside.
Here you go. Cena's heel turn is exactly what
Cena said it would be doing. So it's actually really good.
Ruining wrestling. Yeah, that's what he said.

(01:38:17):
He's going to ruin wrestling. He's having the time of his life
ruining wrestling. Yeah, he's really going to ruin
wrestling and they're going to have to kill Kevin Knight,
right, Tony? Wait, Black Kevin Knight?
Yes, Black Kevin Knight. I thought you meant White Kevin
Knight because I have a different opinion maybe.
No, he he does good work. I don't.

(01:38:37):
I have. I have the same opinion of the
both Kevin Knights. Do you think they're related?
No, definitely not. Oh no, I meant.
I say no, it's. Possible.
Yeah, it's possible. I mean, Bubba, Ray and Devon are
related. No they're not.
Yes, they. Are there is one is 1 KN and

(01:38:59):
one's not? No, they're both KNS.
OK, no KKS not KNS. No KNIGHT instead of like.
Yeah, but it's KK, Kevin Knight and Kevin Knight.
Yes, I don't know why he's What were you getting out with KN?
I don't know, you know, he asked.
If they were, if their name, do.You think like knight would be

(01:39:21):
spelled like just NIHT without the K?
Why? Because he's black is how were
you calling HK Jesus. Oh I was just fucking wondering.
I didn't dude. Put your how little way spell
knight. Like a knight like the fucking
yeah. Like a knight, like fucking
Shine Harbor, yeah, you don't know about.
Fucking IIWF. Kevin Knight legend.

(01:39:42):
Jersey legend. No.
Surprised he never made it out to Minnesota.
He'll be in North Arlington in acouple months.
Yeah, he's doing some. October.
That's right. All right, so are we done
talking about John Cena and HulkHogan then?
I guess. I guess you're the one that got
fucked all butt fucking her. Butt fucking her.

(01:40:03):
Trying to give. Her your topic you were trying
to talk. About it I'm.
Sorry, Brendo. Happy birthday buddy.
Yeah, Tony's tired, so let's move it along.
Tony's always. Fucking you know what nobody
said last week? Boy, I really missed going
another 45 minutes. Nobody's saying go 45 minutes,

(01:40:27):
but if we go to fucking nine O 2, it's not the end of the
world. No, it's not all right.
Still hungover from the fucking Hall of Fame.
Who's hungover? Tony.
Tony. Yeah.
Oh yeah, the Hall of Fame. Fucking good, huh?
No, it was good times, man. It was good times.
I got a page I'm working on. We're going to have it on the
website. I got to update the fucking past

(01:40:49):
guest to. Holy shit.
I'm far behind, but we'll get there.
We'll get there. I I don't doubt it.
I have full faith in you. Thank you.
He's here. Poor Diana.
Yeah, Tik Tok's OK. It's.

(01:41:10):
Yeah, Tik Tok's fine, ma Yeah. She's into it.
You showing the goods on TikTok ma?
Is it really? No, I'm asking you where.
Did Kevin go? I don't see him.
Long story, listen. I ain't showing you nothing

(01:41:33):
because I got in. Trouble.
Yeah, it's right. They'll take you off a TikTok
for that ma. What's?
Going on. Wish I knew.
I hear it. I can hear.
It What do you feel right here? Hi buddy Brendo, you threw down

(01:41:57):
a a a a homework assignment justfor HK.
Oh yeah. Unlike.
He had the choice Goldberg or Goldberg.
He picked Goldberg. Unlike my failure from last
week, you sent us back failure. What are you talking about guys?
Fucking hated it. We're not going to get.
But it's not a failure. It's homework.
It is what it is it. Was the the I'm surprised when

(01:42:18):
he said the dog ate your homework.
Last week, Brendo took us back to Halloween Havoc 1998, the
Goldberg DDP match, which is always famously talked about
because it didn't air on pay-per-view because Hogan and
the Warrior went long. Brendo, why did you assign this
wonderful homework assignment tous?

(01:42:39):
I figured this is like widely considered 1 of Goldberg's best
matches ever, if not the best Kohlberg match ever.
Saturday night main event. It's retirement, so you know,
let's get with the times and do a little Goldberg fun.
And also because I know HK wouldlove to spend some time watching
a Goldberg match. Fuck yeah he would.

(01:43:01):
Did you? Were any of you guys watching
the pay-per-view at that time and when it went off the air?
I definitely did. OK.
But I also don't remember if it went off the air or not.
I'd have to go home. It did, yeah.
I remember reading it in like the wrestle crap book or
something like they they were about to lock up and then poof,

(01:43:25):
it's the pay-per-view started over.
Because remember they'd always have like the replay afterwards.
Right. Yeah.
So then they they had to, they had to run it on night, I think
the next night. Yeah, they were on night.
Yeah, typical WCW. Yeah, I have to go home and get

(01:43:46):
the VHS tape because I taped everything after I ordered it.
You think a question before we get involved, Do you think you
think the Hogan Warrior thing was on purpose?
You think Hogan was like fuck you?
I'm the Mizane event brother. So one thing I also heard is
that they always meant to go long and WCW just didn't tell

(01:44:09):
the cable company, hey, we're going to go an extra 20 or 20
something minutes on this one. Well, that makes.
Sense wouldn't fucking surprise me one bit.
No, that that's what I mean likethat from a store, from a, from
historically, that's what happened.
That makes sense. Yeah, so according to Wikipedia
they ran it to 3 1/2 hours rather than the standard 3.

(01:44:31):
But due to this, and I'm guessing this is a communication
issue with WCW not telling pay-per-view companies that it
was going to be 3 1/2 hours, a lot of the feeds stopped right
as the main event started. Yeah, good stuff.
Yeah, So HK, let's go to you first buddy, since this was

(01:44:56):
specifically picked for you. Yeah, it was.
It was trash. Like DDP did.
Nice. He did a good job.
Goldberg's fucking miserable. He is.
He is a less talented Ultimate Warrior.
The the fucking ridiculous. Like at one point DDP threw her
was a head scissors and I went what what are you doing?

(01:45:18):
And fucking Goldberg lands on top of him.
You know how fucking bad you have to be to land on top of a
guy when he gives you a head scissors?
Well the ring is also tiny and they're both big guys so it
wouldn't surprise me him laying it on top of.
Him. It's in the middle of the ring
for him to fly. You know what, You watched it.
And he's just like the the stupid bullshit, like he's just,
he has to be fucking RoboCop. He has to be invincible.

(01:45:42):
He's a fucking piece of shit. And and and I was laughing my
balls off because I'm going to go back to a Kevin Nash comment
where he said Goldberg was goingto have he needed to be main
event and he was going to have to go 20.
And it was hard to get 10 out ofhim in a fucking house show.
And this main event? 1 of Goldberg's greatest hits

(01:46:03):
was it Just over 10 minutes, right?
Yes. Yeah, OK, but why would Kevin
Nash say that Goldberg's got to go more than 10 minutes?
Like, why does why does he have to follow the old fucking WCW
system where like every match has to be like 20 to 23 minutes?

(01:46:23):
Why? Yeah, it fucking worked for
Goldberg. You know the fans didn't want to
see him go 20, so why do what the fans don't want to see?
Let him go out there 10 minutes and have a fucking match that
they would want to see it. Works for him.
He did 10 this night. Yeah.
But then he would, you know, if he's fighting fucking Glacier,

(01:46:45):
does it need to go 10? No, no.
And then again, and on top of that too, who the fuck is
calling Goldberg to take a fucking head scissors?
Like what? What the seriously?
Like you look at this big fucking jacked fucking Reed and
you go, huh, I'm going to give you a fucking head scissor
takedown. No.
But anyway, would you call that if you were wrestling Andre the

(01:47:07):
Giant? No, you wouldn't.
There's certain things you don'tdo with certain guys.
Olberg is not Andre the Giant. I'm saying there's certain
things you don't call when you're in the ring with certain
people. Yeah, you work to their
strengths. Like, you wouldn't try to
fucking put Yokozuna in a fucking in a fucking Boston
crab. You work to their strengths.
So all you got with Goldberry, all right, just beat the shit

(01:47:27):
out of me. Yeah.
Just beat the shit out of me. Give me the spear, give me the
Jack, we'll be done. I do, Great match.
I thought this was booked well. Lock ups.
The lock ups and DDP keeps getting shoved off.
He fucking gets shoved off the one time powders to the outside.
He gets a fucking jaw jacker in the ring.

(01:47:48):
A jaw jacker on the ropes comes in, starts taking over.
Goldberg quick whips the fuckingarm bar.
He makes it to the ropes, which is kind of dumb because he could
have just fucking reached out his arm instead of going back
over his legs, but whatever. And the fucking dude, Goldberg
fucking himself is the way you go.
You. DDP was too quick.
Moved out the way, hit the shoulder, hit the post.

(01:48:10):
He's fucked up. That's the way you do it, DDP.
It's the diamond cutter. He's too hard to capitalize.
The people fucking come up, theygo, holy shit, he hit him with
the diamond cutter. Is he going to get over there in
time? That's simple storytelling.
And by the time he gets over there, that motherfucker's like,
fuck you on too. Now HK would did you?

(01:48:31):
Always hate. Goldberg Or is this like an
acquire taste through Year of Duke and Rogue?
No, no, I I've never been a big Goldberg fan like when he when
he showed up. I think the the peak of my, my
interest in Goldberg was probably when he got involved
with with Raven. I love Raven.

(01:48:52):
I loved Raven back then. But when he got involved with
Raven and then he kind of just did every, did what he did to
everybody else, you know what I mean?
Just fucking just RIP everybody apart.
Like you get to the point even back then where I'm like, OK, I,
there's no reason for me to believe in this guy.
Nothing at all. I, I don't, I've never seen him
in peril. I never see him fighting on a

(01:49:12):
he's just a, a big piece of shitthat shows up and beats the fuck
out of the other guy. That's not entertaining or
interesting to me. So it was, it was back then when
I went, I'm fucking done with this guy.
He pisses me off. Burn in on when he beat Hogan.
No, God no. Yep.
Interesting. He wrestled 2 matches that night

(01:49:34):
too, by the way. Yeah, he did, right.
But like for those, if this is the first time you're listening
or you're not familiar with the shining Wizards, like we only
have known Handsome Kevin for a couple years.
So to get a glimpse into the thehistory of Handsome Kevin and
his fandom, it's very interesting.

(01:49:56):
Like now, Like, I'm not excited for Goldberg on Saturday night's
Main event, but I would be lyingto you if I said I was not
caught up in the Goldberg excitement when he was
undefeated. It was worth flipping raw to
Nitro to see who Goldberg was going to fucking jackhammer out
of their shoes for me. I can't speak for the rest of
the group. 100% was. I loved him from the second I

(01:50:20):
saw him squash Hugh Morris on fucking Saturday night and it
was all in after that. But there was nothing like there
was no entertainment value to him.
What's It was just. It was just. 10s Hundreds of
thousands of people were entertained by him.
You got a pick number for ClaireBrundle.
'Cause they he. Was hundreds, 10, thousands,

(01:50:44):
couple 20? No, he just.
There was, there was no character there.
There was nothing. There's nothing to draw me to
him. He showed up.
He did. He did his these two moves and
away he was. That was his character.
Yeah. That's it.
That's all he needed to do. That WCW, that was a character

(01:51:05):
and you had the fucking Northwest on the rise and you
had this unstoppable force. Yep, now.
Sting gets involved and they fucking WCW everything up right.
But I mean, yeah, when Goldberg beats Hogan at that fucking
Georgia Dome, that place is fucking sold out and is rocking.
And the place goes crazy when Goldberg wins.

(01:51:27):
Yeah, they did. They did.
I, I, I did not. I wasn't pumped it out in in
this match itself. The one part that I did enjoy
was the when you hit him with the Diamond Cutter, right?
That was, that was the part thatI, I got into then I was like,
OK, now, now you kind of got me a little bit here.
That was it though, Like I just,and again, I, I know part of

(01:51:49):
it's definitely like I just don't like him.
I don't like him. I, I think he's a prick and I, I
don't think he's anything special in, in within, within
wrestling. People got behind him.
Big deal, but he's not for me. And that's fair, Yeah, that's
absolutely fair. Everybody has their own likes
and everything and wrestling so.But he was for a lot of other

(01:52:13):
people. I hate Larry Sabisco, but some
people like him. Well, yeah, but don't be an
idiot. Yeah, I'm with you now.
Bob back boring. Bob back Boring.
Yeah, I mean, don't be a ditch kid you.
Know he's a fucking boring dude to watch, but what are you going
to do? But like what you want?
Like the booking of Goldberg through this whole era, Like if

(01:52:33):
you're watching like he's beating like fucking nobodies
and he's doing it quickly and that's the way it's supposed to
be. You know, when he's beating
Raven at his own game, Raven's rules to win the US title.
Like he's not just beating Raven, he's beating all the
fucking the sick boys and the Billy Kidman's and the Perry
Saturn's and the Van Hammers of the world.

(01:52:54):
Like it's not one-on-one. It's five against one.
Who did? Who did Goldberg ever elevate?
Well, that, but that's not no. No, no, no, no.
It's a fair question. On on his way to the belt, he
did nothing but fucking destroy everybody.
He made everybody that he was inthe ring with look like less
than and that helps fucking nobody.

(01:53:16):
Johnny attitude. But they were also elevating
Goldberg. It wasn't like they were going
to elevate fucking Glacier and Ice Training and all these other
guys that he's wrestling. Jim Powers What was it the.
Difference if Kevin Nash was gonna squash you, Morris or
Goldberg. Kevin Nash wasn't elevating

(01:53:38):
anybody when he fucking jacks knife, jackknives the barbarian
and fucking pins on 123. He's already established guy.
Right. And that's all that's It's not
like Goldberg was mowing down like all these big names.
You look all the way up until hebeats Hogan, Glacier, fit,
Finley, Rick Fuller, Reese, Conan, Sting.

(01:54:02):
Yeah, nobody. Sting was on the list.
That was a house show. Oh, but the point was they were
building Goldberg like this. Like the rocket was strapped to
him. He was like, this was the
gimmick, mow through these people and then look what
happened later on when fucking WCW started going to shambles
how they booked them to fucking lose.
They booked Goldberg to fucking go off script.

(01:54:23):
He was stupid and fucking punched a window and he was out
for however many fucking months.This was like the first like
good title match. I think he had too like a title
match with Mina meat on the bones for it.
And his match. Yeah, he's in the fucking NWOWCW
battle royal. He's probably fighting fucking

(01:54:43):
like Conan in. His match with Mongo McMichael
is fucking great. Go out of your way and find that
one. I love that match.
His Saturn match was great too. Fucking.
Goldberg and Mongo McMichael, rest his soul.
Was a fucking great match. That was Starrcade I think,
right? I think I did that as a watch a
long years ago. I fucking love that match.

(01:55:07):
Yeah, that Mongo. Here comes Mongo, yeah.
No, look, I I thought this was like, all things considered, I
thought this was a fine match. DDP makes this match.
DDP bumps all over the place forGoldberg.
His cowardly lion hair is like that's all time wrestler.
Hair. Oh, he's on point.
Fuck. Yeah, Oh my God.
But like, it all made sense. And I would even go as far as to

(01:55:31):
say like I don't think hindsightbut back then it might have been
an issue. But like knowing now the way
Goldberg loses the title, like Iwouldn't have been mad if if DDP
beat him or fucking hit him witha diamond cutter after they
shook hands. So like, they could continue
this story, but like DDP goes on, I think it was the US title
the next night against they beatSting for it on Nitro and like,

(01:55:55):
Goldberg's off to lose the fucking Kevin Nash in the one of
the shittiest fucking finishes ever.
But I really enjoyed this. Look, Goldberg is not perfect.
There's some he pins them with like one hand, like a real jerk
off. Like, I get it, HK.
Yeah, but DDP worked his balls off.
Like I kind of I enjoyed this. Like I don't remember being this
good but man I I enjoyed this a lot.

(01:56:18):
I think DDP did a good job. Yeah.
And people, people pop like crazy when Kevin Nash beat
Goldberg, too. I've seen a lot of videos of
that, Scott Hall tasering Goldberg, people saying here's
Bret Hart on Saturday night's main event.

(01:56:39):
That would be fucking amazing. Oh, and fucking DDP took the
fucking kick. Yep, he watched for.
Kicked DDP and nobody cried about a concussion.
He fucking pumped the shit out of him.
Do you see that fucking kick? He did.
He watched for it, though. Fuck yeah he did, because he

(01:57:00):
listens. I laughed too.
There was a sign in the crowd saying Getting Oldberg.
Yes. Here we are.
That was. Over many years old, Yep.
Also, just very quickly going through Kevin Nash's cage match,
just because I want to see, looks like the only time he ever

(01:57:22):
wrestled over 10 minutes, it wasA tag team match, so I don't
understand why. No, no, he was so and that's
that's kind of taking what what I was quoting out of context.
He was talking about him going into like Goldberg having to go
into the main event and work a little bit longer.
But I would, you know, a longer main event.

(01:57:44):
He wasn't saying like he wasn't comparing himself to Goldberg.
OK but he also didn't work like long main events in WCW.
Yeah, yeah, in WCWS. Www.ww How many long main events
have you seen from him? I mean every time.

(01:58:06):
Shawn Michaels. Brett, Brett and Shawn, that
whole round. Yeah, that's true.
King of the castle there, you know, I mean, I know that that
Survivor Series match, it's got to be like 18 minutes.
The one we're Brett, actually, Ithink.
It's closer to 2025. Oh.
Let's see 96 two dudes with attitudes eat a shit.

(01:58:29):
Him and I think him and Bulldog went way too fucking long, do
you think? Brenda Fly.
You're going to find out. I mean, he went, he went 16
minutes with Bam Bam Bigelow on on a Monday Night Raw episode.
Yeah, that seems like a long time.

(01:58:50):
Hey I'm looking at Hulk Hogan oncage match.
Hulk Hogan was not doing fucking25 minute fucking main events on
house shows or pay per views. It's probably like savage,
right? Like.
Like the like the furthest one I've seen so far is 13.
Oh God, 13 minutes against Nikolai Volkov at a house show
and at the Rosemont Horizon. Holy shit.

(01:59:11):
Yeah, the 95 rumble. Him and Brett went 27 minutes.
When he that one kept it that one, they had a lot of hoopla in
that. One shit.
Hold up. Yeah, everybody running down
him. Yeah, yeah.
And then the one where he loses to Brett at Survivor Series,
don't stop that. That is 25 minutes.

(01:59:36):
And then him and Bulldog went 18minutes it.
Was bad. Oh, you already watched it?
Oh yeah. No, I'm not asking for spoilers
or anything. Yeah, I'm looking forward to
that. Yeah, I'm very much looking
forward to that episode. Yeah, Hulk Hogan.

(01:59:58):
WrestleMania one the main event was 13 minutes.
WrestleMania 2 the main event was 11 minutes in the cage with
Bundy. Like what the fucking 25
minutes? Get the fuck out of here.
You had a hard time doing fucking 10 at a house show Gives
a shit. How long were you where your
Hogan that night? Let me see.

(02:00:18):
Right. You weren't showing, You weren't
showing up when you were buying a ticket to see the Warrior.
You weren't looking for a fucking 10 minute Warrior match.
You were looking. For three minutes, Max rundown
like a maniac. Fucking drop somebody, splash
them, shake the ropes, peace out.
That's what I said. Goldberg is a less talented
version of the Warrior. That's what I said, right?
Nobody's. You're not buying a ticket to

(02:00:39):
watch Jim Hellwig chain wrestle.I mean, Jesus Christ, Yeah.
You knew what you signed up for when fucking Goldberg got
popular. I didn't sign up for that.
But you kept watching because I was watching since day one.
Walk right into it dude. What are you going to download

(02:01:00):
an app that'll? Take Yeah, I'm going to download
this application. Hogan Warrior in that same event
when? 14 minutes or yeah, 1418.
And they fucked up the finish, so they wound up going an extra
3 minutes. Yep.
I was supposed to be 11 minutes main event.
Yeah, oopsie, doops. I don't know man, big thumbs up

(02:01:23):
for me. Yeah, I liked it, man.
I liked it. I thought it was great.
Yeah, yeah, I don't. And going into it, I think, I
think I knew like I wasn't goingto be a great big fan of it and
I was hoping to be a little bit surprised.
I've seen it before. I just, I just, there's
something I I've never really enjoyed, like Goldberg, you
know, I just, I just haven't. Like he doesn't.

(02:01:46):
Motherfucker doesn't even sell. He goes like this.
That's not what the fans, that'snot what the fans wanted.
They wanted. The undertaker doesn't sell, no,
but I agree with HK, his fuckingselling left a lot to be desired
with that fucking head shake. And shit, he was like the ball,
like he's shaking it off and he's never, you know.

(02:02:09):
Let me shake it off for you, I. Just read off the guys who was
beat and fucking fit. Finley, Perry, Saturn, Johnny
attitude. He wasn't at the level of don't
fucking throw. Fit Finley and Perry Saturn down
the well. Sorry dude, fit fit, broke.
I love Perry Saturn and Fin Finley but in 1998 those guys
were fucking jobbers. JOBBER.

(02:02:33):
Johnny attitude maybe? They were fucking.
Jobbers, you're a jobber. Everybody, Everybody did the job
of the Goldberg. Jobbers.
Brother. Yeah, even me.
Dude, dude. All right, HK, you're up buddy.
All right. What are you?

(02:02:55):
What are you putting on our plate this week?
Well, I think you guys please beputting.
Please be putting. You please.
Don't be in the. Summer Slam 05 match.
So. At this point, let's just do the
the fucking summer. Slam 05 of the Patreon.
And call it a day, we could fucking move on, please God damn
it. I actually did consider it, but

(02:03:15):
we're not going back to Summer Slam 05.
We're not going to do that. I thought, I thought about
putting Tony, I did think about putting and I had a couple of
things in the hopper. But I'm going to I'm going to
save them because I want to takeus to ECW and I want to take us
to the only ECW show I was able to be in attendance for and that

(02:03:40):
is Dismember to Dismember. That would be August 11th, 2006.
It is the big show versus Ric Flair ECW on sci-fi #5 World.

(02:04:08):
So we're just doing homework to piss people off these days now,
right? Look at how fucking happy he is.
I love it. All right, do I have to download
an app to watch this? Go go to download an app.
You're the one who was like, oh app.

(02:04:30):
I have work toopy toopy. Holy shit I'm looking forward to
this one. I'm.
In good shape. I know you are, Ma.
I was there, I was there. I'm excited.

(02:04:52):
I was there. It's the only ACW show I've ever
been to. Yeah, but were you there for ECW
or was it like the opening to like a fucking like live Raw or
Smackdown? No, I was, I was there for, I
was there for it was a Smackdownto an ECW.
Oh, so you're there for come forSmackdown, stay for ECW?
No, I actually I I when I found out ECW was coming to town.
That's specifically why I got the ticket.

(02:05:14):
It's not ECW. Now were you like this is
awesome or are you like what thefuck is this?
I was so I was so happy to see ECW.
It didn't matter and I got to see some of some of some of my
favorites from ECW that night. I was pumped.
Marcus Corvon. Big Show.
Was Baptista on the card yet? No, Baptista was not.

(02:05:37):
I had a fucking banger at Hammerstein, Batista and Big
Show. Yeah, yeah, no, I was, I was
pumped. That's that's why I got it.
I was there. Obviously smacked out too.
They had a weird dark match after ECW as well.
Was it the FBI against the fucking homage?
No, no, it was, it was, it was weird because Smackdown,
Smackdown ended and that was right when they went right into

(02:05:58):
ECW on sci-fi after Smackdown. And then Smackdown ended and
they they lift the ship back up to do or the ECW under, they
lift the ship back up to do a dark match.
It was very strange. What was the dark match?
Ray Ray and Booker. I want to say maybe.
Yeah. Sugar Duggan knows that during

(02:06:20):
the King Booker run. I'm pretty sure he's.
The one that beat Ray right? Ray.
Yeah. Ray and Ray and Booker.
That sounds right. Ray and Booker and Finlay maybe?
According to Cage Match Jesus Christ, there's only three
matches on this fucking show, OK?
Yeah, we could watch them all. I guess I got to find the your

(02:06:41):
boy is just incredible. Is there?
Did you see Kelly Kelly doing her expose?
I don't remember if they did an expose.
You would remember. Oh, I really would.
Court Now I could be wrong. The cage match has this as July
11th, 2000 and 6th. Oh, I said August, didn't I?

(02:07:01):
Yes. Yeah, sorry.
July. Yeah.
Oh, it's like topical because it's like an anniversary.
Oh yeah. It'll be the 19th anniversary.
No. Yeah.
Wait. Yeah. 19th, right.
Yeah. You said they were doing
Smackdown that night. Yep.

(02:07:22):
I want to find your dark match before we sign off.
Yeah, and I think that the I don't know there was God who's
who is doing the pit bulls in WWE at the.
Time. And yeah, cash and noble.
Yeah, they were also an opening dark match, but for I don't know
who they they fought, but I remember them being a dark match

(02:07:43):
in that show. OK, so it has for Smackdown,
Your dark match, Mysterio, Finley, Booker T, Three-way
Dance. Nailed.
It nailed it. Non title I guess was William
Regal against Mysterio? I say Mysterio wrestled earlier
in the show. Yeah.
Last. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Paul London. Paul London.

(02:08:05):
Jamie Noble. Yes.
OK. Matt Hardy.
Mr. Kennedy. Yeah.
And US title match Bobby Lashley.
Finley. Nice.
Wait, Bobby Lashley? Finley on ECW?
No, that was. On.
The Smackdown, yeah. Smackdown, ECW, Sabu, just
incredible Tommy Dreamer test and then.

(02:08:26):
This Tommy Dreamer test? Yeah, that was so short and I
was so pissed off because I loveTommy Dreamer so much.
Well, Tommy Dreamer can't go 10 minutes, you know.
Maybe in the eating contest. Oh.
I'm like that tub of shit. He'll eat anything.
Brendo, I do want to pull back the curtain for a second.
We were trying to do a birthday show for you and I was trying to

(02:08:48):
get you to tell me your favoritewrestlers, but you would never
fucking respond to the group text message so.
That's all good. Yeah, that's why I was like, oh,
tell, ask the guys what 5 wrestlers they would like on the
show and don't forget to mentionyour five.
And you're like, oh, that's a great idea and.
Then. I failed.
So like Tony fucking text me andlike an ungodly hour for Tony.

(02:09:11):
I thought my phone was broken Saturday night at like 1220.
He was like Rondo's birthday on Monday.
And I was like, Yup. That was exactly I I think I
texted like, I'm fucking tired. I'm going to bed.
It was like 1 in the morning. I'm like, yeah, it's late, but
Brundo's birthday is Monday. He's respond not even a second
later. I already put the phone down.

(02:09:32):
He must have responded right away.
Just. Yup.
I woke up in the morning to thattext.
I was like, oh, all right. Knowing that you're texting
about me at 1:00 AM is the best birthday present I could get.
We're we were trying, I was trying to put together something
special for you, Brendo, and nowyou're not here next.
Week I am not. Yeah, I'll be on vacation next
week. Pennsylvania again.

(02:09:53):
Yep, my mother, one of my friends, says every time I go to
Pennsylvania. My mother-in-law went to the
Sight and Sound theater out in Lancaster.
OK, Yeah. Brought me homeish do fly pie.
It's in my fridge. Can't wait to fucking pop that
bad boy in the oven. Nice.
Not a It's not a pie made out ofshoes, Handsome.

(02:10:16):
Yeah, there's no flies in it either.
Yeah, it's a good, good point. It's a pie.
It's made out of like molasses and like brown sugar.
It's really good. Yeah, all the stuff that would
have a track flies, so you shoo them away.
Yeah. You you won't eat it anyway
because you won't have a piece of cake, so you're fine.
No, I wouldn't. I would not eat the Shoofly pie.
Would you eat the Poontang pie? Well, sure, yeah.

(02:10:37):
Yeah. Well, we, we, I thought we, we,
we know who our other two teams in that tag match are going to
be at Evolution. Oh please, I can't wait to hear.
Carrie Sane and Oscar and Sol Ruka.
And what's her name? Zuka.
Zaria Zaria. Pizzeria.

(02:10:58):
We got the stiff robo ginger Gary J next week joining us.
Stiff robo ginger. Well, he fucking calls himself
bro. Oh, and who else is joining us?
Fucking Juice Robinson? No.
No, that's not next week, man. We're not.
We are not doing 2 guests or twosegments every week.
We're doing one a week. Unless it's.

(02:11:20):
A meal. No, Tony hates double.
Guests. I think we all hate double
guests, don't we? Tend.
To agree with Tony, I feel like it takes up a lot of our time.
Yeah. And then if we do like a 2 hour
or 45 minute show, it's my faultbecause we had to talk about
movie Pan. Yeah, that's.
Pretty much how I got it. CHKS you on it already.
It's fucking 911. Not that 911 Trump.

(02:11:44):
Never forget, never forget 911, right?
This is what we're fucking doingnow.
Hold on writing down that side of line 11.
You know you guys, are you making fun of me?

(02:12:06):
So we'll be back, Hansel, Kevin will be Jack to the gills next
week when we come back. TWWE Saturday night main event
evolution left picks. I'll try and talk about AW,
since Brundo's not going to be here, I'll probably just get my
Dick smashed in by these two. Yeah, Stiff Robo Ginger.
Gary Jay is joining us. You're like Stiff robo Ginger.

(02:12:34):
Gary. Just making sure I got the guy's
name right. If you are going to be at Ring
of Honor or AW, lookout for Lisafrom the Wizard St. team.
She'll have Wizard stuff for youand we'll talk about where SJ is
going to be next week. What are you 2 chose to?
Kevin turn. I thought he was frozen.

(02:12:55):
He stood there for a good 12 seconds before he turned back.
I was just checking the on SJ. That's right.
It's an S then. AJ.
Wait. Yeah, we got to come up.
We got to come up with a a gimmicky name for the.
We had one. No, we're not calling them
goblins or Nil Boggs or whateverthe fuck else we recommended.

(02:13:18):
Damn it. Just call them the fucking St.
team. That makes sense.
No, Because then I picture them like like wearing hip hop
outfits, like they're like a fucking dance squad.
Like they're going to battle everybody.
Like we're the street team. Maybe they are.
Maybe they're going to fight other podcasting people.
Other podcasting. People.
The street team versus the fucking Mark order.

(02:13:41):
Yeah, Mark Order. Rail on contest on commentary.
Nobody can. Understand them.
The Mark order won't show up forthat fight.
Now if it was in pudding, well, no.
Then they'd be all mad about it.No, we don't want from being
pudding. I'm sure the no bogs will get
into some pudding. Yeah, but goblins will get right

(02:14:02):
in there. How about pudding patrol?
We call in the pudding patrol. How about the pudding punana?
Punana. Almost.
Pudding Punana. What?
No, but like, I don't want to I don't want to like exclude like

(02:14:23):
guys from the street team because you know like we want to
make sure look whoever's on the street team, you know Oh, that's
right. I forgot Tony loves dude but.
Hey, fucking a dude binary. A lot of pudding in there.
The pudding penis punana team PPPT.

(02:14:44):
There we go. I'm betting on our street team.
I'll. Knock someone out.
The fuck? Yeah, she will.
Yeah, see. Yep.
Can we send SJ some fucking jello pudding?
And so she can, you know, hand that shit out?
Oh, we could put pudding in the bags, yes.
A box is yellow, right? They're around to something.

(02:15:08):
Fuck yeah, dude. And then, and then whoever gets
the bag can send us the picturesof what they did with the
pudding or Oh my God, I love it.This has got legs.
I love it. You know what this is?
This is a bag of shit right here.
No pudding dump status, Tony. And you don't want to go to 950.

(02:15:38):
See what? Happens See as cute as the bag
of shit nob gobbler. Can we kill?
The roof. Fuck him, he deserved it.
Yeah, fuck that. Fuck old Droopy.
Tits. So wait a second.

(02:16:02):
We can't do. Jello or we can't do jello.
What in the fuck am I looking at?
Jello. Yay for me.
Yeah, I think jello's a good idea here.
Jeez Louise. I wonder how much Amazon gets
for a crate of fucking instant jello pudding.
Actually, let me go to Amazon dot Canada.

(02:16:23):
We'll fucking. Oh, wait, what is this?
OK, here we go. Jello pudding.
Oh my God. Let's see what we got.
Oh shit, you get a 24 pack for like 40 bucks.
That's pretty easy. Fuck yeah, dude.
Oh, they got like the, the, oh, they got the, they got like a

(02:16:45):
whole oh shit, an 8 pack for varieties.
They got like lemon and lime andchocolate and vanilla and that'd
be great. And then they, they can send us
some pictures of what they've done.
Fuck yeah, dude. Maybe send us a beer too.
Yeah, maybe they put some littleextra in the jello, you know,
maybe they. Do.
Maybe they put the jello. Someplace extra, you know.

(02:17:07):
Yeah, I meant perhaps. Fuck yeah, dude, they lick the
bowl. Oh my God if you got pictures of
bowl licking there. You go then the old knob
gobbler. Fuck yeah dude, the no bogs are
gobbling knobs. Wait, did I say that out loud?
You can't say pussy. Nobody did.

(02:17:31):
I said no, gobbler. We got this great idea for jello
and yeah, fucking. Hey, dude.
Are you mentally prepared for Cream Mania?
Fuck. Wait, we get the jello.
What do you what do you think we're doing here?
Jesus Christ. Nothing.
That's a great idea. I think it's a great idea.

(02:17:52):
Shut the. Fuck up.
I feel like this is perfect for one of Stan styles shows.
Nah, he creeps me out. Oh.
I am. I did.
Was that Duke? Oh yeah, is Duke making an
appearance on the show? Nah bro, Nah bro, Nah bro.

(02:18:13):
Who the fuck is that? It's tonsil.
How much are freaking Underoos? Like 5 bucks a pack.
Who is that? Fuck me.
No. You dumb piece of shit.
That's Heidi. You don't know who this is?
Oh yeah. Was that a black cheese?

(02:18:36):
Shout out to Mike McCarthy, the boogie Eater.
Who the fuck? Oh, it's, that's the fucking,
that's the, the, the, the trash panda.
There it is. It's easy to be to me, goddamn
it. And with that, she said my name.

(02:18:57):
Steve. Wow, I'm waiting.
What are you? What are you waiting for?
To end the fucking show. All right?
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