Episode 750: Grumper Butter

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It's time for the shining Wizards.
Even was seeing shining wizard, yeah.

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None. It's Monday night and you know
what that means? It's the Shining Wizard
Wrestling Podcast episode 750. We got the robo Ginger, Gary J
joining us tonight. We've got 47 1/2 hours of

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wrestling. We need to talk.
About. And we have to cover the death
pool situation, but but you knowwhat time it is, guys, it's time
for some wrestling talk and talkabout wrestling.
Double T, Tony. Handsome Kevin.

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Man Brundo conspicuous by his absence.
He does a great intro, much better than me.
Well, you did the the whole lameyou and you know what that
means. Why?
Why would you? Yeah, because I want, I was,
there was a lot of things going through my my brain here.
Like I wanted to smash Brundo because every time I'm not here
and he doesn't. Enjoy.
He's like, oh, the guy that doesn't shit his pants isn't

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here, but we'll be dumping with the door closed.
Meanwhile, he's probably out in some fucking field in
Pennsylvania wiping his ass withsome fucking leaves.
So I wanted, I was going to smash him, then I didn't want to
smash him. So I just.
Want, I just want fucking generic fucking terrible,
terrible. Not as bad as being dead for

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eight years and, you know, nevertelling anyone you're dead.
I I so that's fantastic. I do got to mention though,
Bangladeshi RSRS is fucking amazing in that video.
It's just amazing. The just the, the like, it looks
just like him. It looks just like him and
nobody else is picking up on this.

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Oh man, I saw it right away and there he is.
There he is. You're not talking about the
fellow with the big teeth, right?
With the beard, yeah. I didn't really look closely up
the music and their excitement. I Just Dance.
I don't even look. Oh.
Just pay attention. Happy go.
Lucky intro. It's Bangladeshi.
SRS is right there front and center, holding the holding the

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big yellow sign. Honestly low key that might be
my favorite intro. Those guys like really brought
the energy. You kind of feel good when you
see them dancing around and waving the balloons and shit.
Yeah, waving the. Balloons.
You prefer that or sexy Eddie's eating a hot dog.
Like really up close. Like way closer than we should

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be seeing another man eat hot dog.
I've got APG version of that too.
That'll air at some point. Yes, there's APG version of sexy
others, but we so Wednesday, right?
We're all doing whatever we're doing.
And then Brundo sends us a tweetfrom future guest Brian Solomon,
who's got the Gorilla Monsoon book coming out in a couple of

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weeks. And he'll be joining us to talk
about that. Confirmed by his granddaughter
that Cowboy Bob Ellis has been dead for eight years.
And he was in Brundo's death pool.
He was in our death pool. Yeah.
So I mean, he's not even here. I feel bad, but we have to what
is the what did we decide the resolution would be?

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He doesn't get a point for this.No, of course not.
I'd say the tough titty rules ineffect.
He just. Agrees out.
Yep. Now see, I have to go back.
I'm gonna throw myself maybe under the bus here 'cause I
don't remember if I took Bushwacker, Luke or Luke Graham.
I have Luke Graham listed, and Luke Graham's been dead for a
long time too. Are you?

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Doing Graham. You took Bushwacker, Luke.
I haven't. OK, so then my listing is wrong
on the spreadsheet, so I'm good.OK.
Yeah. Sorry, Brundo.
And you don't get it. You don't get another pick
either. No, no, no, no, no.
All. Right.
Because what if, you know, wrestler XYZ all of a sudden is

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like stage 17 cancer and is about to die and Brendo just
goes, hey, I want stage 17 guy. You know, what are we?
What if we pick off of the otherlist that we have here?
No, I thought about that. You know what?
Look, by the way, I don't know if you've ever noticed.

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Bless you. We're never even going to get
close to like four or five people apiece, let alone 10.
Oh, I hope you just put them along with a.
Whole bunch of people. So I think Brundo being down a
man probably not going to affectthe outcome anyway.
OK, OK, handsome. That's still not on the board.

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Well, I do find it kind of odd that three out of the four of us
are #1 picks for like immediate,like, what are the odds of that?
I mean, I I knew Black Bart was sick.
Brundo. Clearly, you know that Steve
Mongo ALS thing is, it's been inthe news for years and Tony
picked the fucking oldest livingperson around and Bill Mercer.

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So I mean, look, Thunderbolt Patterson, but Thunderbolt
Patterson was 11. Like that was the first overall
pick. Yeah.
I think he's been dead for six years.
No, but he was on the Hall of Fame.
I know, I know. I think that that was more of
like a A Weekend at Bernie's situation felt like it.

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Is he posing for pictures with acrowbar somewhere in the at a
chiller convention in Jersey? We can only be so lucky.
We could. I fucking sucked at pics this
week. Oh.
Double suck, double T. Sorry no suck like handsome.

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Kevin's a game behind me now. I went fucking 10 and 10 this
weekend. I wow you did eat shit huh?
I NXT and fucking Evolution sucked my balls right, My pic
shit in the bed. All in we all Brundo had was
seven and three. The rest of us were six and

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four, but man, I ate shit at Great American bash and fucking
evolution. He took he took Tony storm.
He took Tony Storm, Yeah, and Hangman Page.
HK took. HK took Tony Storm and he took
Moxley. I'm still fucking kicking the
wall over goddamn Goldie. I texted you guys too.

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Yeah, yeah, it's pissed. Just peeled.
It's. Peeled you always get you guys
always tell me, don't go with your heart.
Don't go with your heart. Well, you took Goldberg.
No, we didn't pick Saturday night's main event.
Who the fuck is Goldie? Dustin.
Dustin Oak gives a fuck. This fucking hand job needs

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another belt. Come on, that's how many belts
we have in AEW That fucking Dustin Rose has become the new
cheeseburger Eddie. Well, Tony, I don't know.
I know you're not the biggest AEW fan, but I don't know if you
saw the press conference, Tony Khan was very adamant to let you
know that the Intercontinental and the Continental Classic,

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they're still separate belts. So now Okada has three
championships. I thought that was a unification
match. Don't fuck dude, don't they?
I don't it. Wasn't advertised as a
unification match. The whole reason for the
tournament was to give Eddie 3 belts.
That's it. We don't need that shit anymore.

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We don't. Oh my God, let's see if it's in
the he does realize that New Japan's business is fucking way
down, right? Like he understands that they're
like not doing well. Then again, this is the guy who
bases his business model on fucking WCW who's no longer with
us as well. We should look WCW in the pool.
Brundo. He's the inaugural AW unified

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champion. But Tony Connor revealed on the
all in media call that he is notretiring the Continental in and
Intercontinental titles. Okada now holds all three
championships and can carry whatis the Intercontinental title.
What do you keep saying? Oh, international, I'm sorry, I
thought maybe he made-up anotherbelt at the press conference.

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International. My apologies.
So he's got. So wait, so Okada has got the
international, the, the, the, the crown and then the unified
belt. So it's three separate belts, I
guess. So now Okada is like the Triple
Crown champion. This is all Japan now too.
Why are we why are we mimicking the dying promotions?

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Like what the fuck is he doing? Maybe it's paying homage to the
yesteryear of professional wrestling with with with 99% of
the roster that just does flips and kicks and dips.
Yeah, it's it'll probably only be about 3 more months before
Juice Box starts covering AEW, right?
Juice Box debuts next week. Love juicy, juicy Springsteen.

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Yeah, my God. Juice Juice Robinson came back
at fucking All In. Minnesota Guy.
Bro. I did so I watched a couple
matches. From all in.
From a yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I worked Saturday and I worked yesterday.
Excuse me, sorry. Somebody was kind enough to
share their login information for me with the 0 hour.

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The show was 8 1/2 hours ago. Fuck.
Yeah. What the fuck?
Well did you hear Meltzer fucking put out his his
reasoning as to why it went so long?
There's there's no. Reason.
Oh no to it was to combat the WWE running against them, right?

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Who gives a fuck? Tony Khan apparently.
But why? I don't know.
You put fucking almost 30,000 people in the goddamn baseball
stadium. You should be fucking thrilled
they had that many people for All In.
Yeah, they said sold. Well, I think it was like 27.

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Oh, good for them. Yeah, they look, they sold out
Ring of Honor the night before. Of course they did, because that
was a banger of a show, too. Look, I watched Bandido and
Takeshda, and that was fucking awesome.
Sorry, my camera's making me look shitty.
I got like smears. It's not the camera, buddy.
Oh, you're a funny guy. Hey. 27 No 25,671.

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OK, that's still a great fuckingnumber.
Yeah, yeah, for for them, that'slike 20 times their normal
amount. It's like, look man, all these
people. At the end of the day, it was a
great weekend of wrestling, whether you're watching AW or
WWE or NXT and look AW, I enjoyed what I watched.
I watched, I watched the the thetrio's match, the Casino

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gauntlet, Swerve and Osprey against the Bucks, and I watched
the last three matches. Tony, Tony Monae O'Connor.
Tony Monae. Tony Monae O'Connor Right that
shit down Brundo. Tony, Tony Monae.
All right. You make me feel.

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So good. So yeah, let it get.
Oh, and I watched the cope return too.
Cope, cope. The fucking hand job.
Now look, you want to talk abouthand jobs?

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I got AI got, you know, nothing.No one got it away unscathed
this weekend. I had issues with everybody.
OK, well, I will start with MJF in the fucking gauntlet match.
All right, I get it. I get that.
Like the Gauntlet is set up verymuch like the Royal Rumble in
terms of like the next guy that comes out usually has beef with

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who's ever in the ring. MGF is in there, he's doing his
fucking thing, he's beating people up.
Whatever. Here comes fucking Mystico comes
out to this fucking stupid song,right?
I guess this is big song, I don't fucking know.
Then this motherfucker gets in the ring and he's just letting
the crowd fucking adore him withthe song and MGFS just standing

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there like a fucking idiot. Standing there 4 feet from him
not doing a fucking thing to thepoint where MGF is like or MVP
who's on commentary is like enough with this bullshit.
Fucking attack him Max do something.
It just shit like that bothers me.

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Like Cope coming out to save Christian Cage, getting his head
bashed in, stopping the fucking cater to the fans like and do
his stupid dance. It's no better when.
I did it a couple weeks ago. It's no better when Jeff Hardy
debuted in fucking AW and did the same thing.
Like just fucking run out there.Well, he couldn't stop himself.

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The music played. He had time. 1 Hey guys, cue my
music. I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go out there now. Cue my music.
I'm gonna run out. Sucks.
Sucks. It always sucks when they do
that. It fucking irked me.
The fucking MGF thing really bothered me.
Really. But he just fucking stood there.
It's a fucking horrible match concept to begin with.
And then you're, you're layeringon this bullshit.

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It's I mean. Did somebody, did somebody also
say that there was no time intervals?
Right. It just, it was just rant.
It was rant like then why not just fucking everybody run to
the ring at once? I don't book it bro.
I'm going to go to I'm going to go to MB here.
So there's no excuse for wrestling show to go that long.

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I was legit begging for Okada and Omega just just end because
I knew there's still one more match.
I should not be feeling like that during a pay-per-view.
Look, I and I didn't even watch the whole fucking thing and I
just like picked and choosed what I watched, even when I like
fast forwarded and like, man, I got to Okada Omega and I was

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like, I'm just like not fucking into this.
That annoyed me too. Like Kodabushi comes out with
Kenny Omega, but then Don Kallasgets up from fucking the the the
commentating table. He's stomping Kenny Omega.
What's a bushi doing playing with his fucking balls in the
corner? What's the point of him being
there? He's got broken ankles.
He can't do shit. He was in the gauntlet match.

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He's fucking fine. He's still looking for that 25th
hour in the day. Well, at least the main event,
you know, was a nice, succinct, you know, main event match.
I like the main event, Tony, butit fucking went on forever.
By the time the Young Bucks cameout, I was like, what the fuck
are we doing? And then we got to drag out the

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fucking bed of nails. I'm like, what the fuck are we
doing? You got to go to the extreme and
the bed of nails didn't even finish the goddamn match.
No, but the symbol, the the symbol hanging mock you hit the
chain that swerve gave him. They told like a billion
stories. All

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our funny, funny guy apron bump.But you?
But don't you guys like wrestling?
More wrestling is always better.All day.
Wrestling. More wrestling.
I'm sure if I was watching. I don't know, man, 8 1/2 hours
is a long fucking time. Yeah, no shit.
And I had to leave early to watch Saturday Night's main
event. Like when was the last time you

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did something for 8 1/2 hours that wasn't like work?
Probably drinking. I feel like a piece of shit when
I play like video games for like2 hours and I have to get up and
like stretch and I'm like oh God, it's fucking dark out.
I got to turn the front lights on.
I got to feed the cats. Where did the time go?
8 1/2. Hours is a long fucking time.

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Yep. I've watched 8 1/2 hours
straight of wrestling before. Oh yeah, not that long ago,
either. Mommy was on vacation.
I want to say 8 1/2. Yeah.
Oh God, sitting on the couch in your own filth.
No God, no he. Was fucking walking on his
fucking treadmill with his nastyfucking feet.

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My nasty feet. Fucking calloused from walking
on the fucking treadmill mat. Don't.
Worry about what I do. Yeah, he does have fucking nasty
callus. No, I don't.
I when I broke, when I broke my toe.
It's kind of fucked up. But yeah, that's how that is.
Fine. It's fine.
Mommy wants to know if you're bringing socks this time.
No, no I'm not. I want to ask her if she needs

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to water the toilet plants. Well, 'cause Rihanna wanted to
take Al to the range and we can't go 'cause you don't have
fucking socks, 'cause you don't bring, you don't own a pair of
fucking shoes. I own a pair of shoes.
Why would I use the shoes to take up space and the wait?
Yeah, no, I don't need. That just wear your shoes.
No, I'm not wearing shoes. Tell me how to live my life.

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Oh well, you tell me I can't shit with the door open every
fucking week, but you don't. Well, you you I don't.
Need to wear my slides? I'm gonna wear my flippy flops.
Yeah, take it easy there, VP. Relax.
How VP? You're VP veggie.
Oh shit. I don't know which way you were
going with that one. I was hoping I wasn't VP.

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I'm the new VPI. Fucking I thought the main event
was great. It tied a bunch of things
together. Everything made sense to me, a
lot of big returns. Closing the book on the Death
riders, hopefully. I don't know, it seemed like
they tried to recreate the main event of WrestleMania 2 years
ago and it just went on too fucking long.

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Way too long. How long?
Well, how long was that match? Let me see here. 45 minutes, 23
seconds, I bet it. Was probably.
I know I haven't watched. It it was at least 1/2 an hour.
It had to be at least 35 to 38 minutes. 3555 Nice fucking HK.
The VP. Oh God.

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Lord, no. I enjoyed.
I enjoyed. Sorry.
I enjoyed the main event. I thought Tony Storm and
Mercedes Monet was good. Yeah.
Did you see your girl ate at theY?
Yeah, HK, you didn't see that clip?
No, she, Tony has Mercedes up for like a tombstone and she

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just fucking sticks her face in there.
Oh, like a Rick Rick Rude style.A little, yeah.
I've, I've wish I had that pick back because I wanted to pick
Tony Storm too. No, I didn't.
I, I thought Mercedes for sure was winning that thing.

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I thought for sure. But look for what I, you know,
I'm not, I'm not going to go back and watch any of the Zero
Hour stuff 'cause I just don't give a shit.
You don't want to see the Drizzler Rizzler.
I don't, I really don't. I'm so happy Trent Beretta push
that little fat fucking dumb kiddown.
I wish he could. He's a kid.
He's a fucking dildo. Oh, you see, he's Speaking of
dildo kids -1 fucking wrestle that a Ring of Honor.

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He came out or some shit. He was there to to help the dark
horse. He also beat up Joey Janelle at
GCW the same night. I watched that GCW show Friday
night. How does this get?
A -1 I don't know, he's like 12.I don't want to Google how old

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children are on my fucking. Lap Well, take it easy, Buck.
But he can't. He can't work at 12.
Who the fuck are you to tell us what him when he can and can't
work he. Can't work at 12.
Where was the G? Where was the GCW show?
It was in Dallas. It was right down the road from
yeah, they probably don't have labor laws down.
There. I was going to say, yeah,

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Dallas, that might be able. To work a lot of a lot of
fucking ranch hands. Like, you know, once the kid
turns 12, he could like, rustle some cattle.
Yeah, get up there, rest cattle.Really.
Is this what you're going to complain about?
The kid getting in the ring? Who, me?
No fucking the curmudgeon next to me.
What the fuck did I say? Say he's 12.
He. Can't he can't work at 12?

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Why not? Didn't fucking Roxanne Perez
start when she was like 12? Yeah, probably in Mexico.
No, in Texas, jerk off. Oh, in Texas again.
So, Tony, you're right. Yeah, I know a thing or two
about a thing or two. There it is.
So. Tony was.
Right. World Tag Team Champion.
What's your problem? Yeah, in Texas.
Well, she fell into it, that's how.
If the parents are OK with it and the kids are going to do

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good, you know they got a good, they don't have fucking buck
zoom off training them, then we're good.
I was going to say, if the parents are good with it, I got
an island I could send them to. Write that down, please.
I've got an island I can send them to.
Got an island, got an island I can send them to.
You have to include God damn it.You're really inappropriate too.

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Good luck. Overall, I've I enjoyed what I
watched. I thought it was a good show
from what I saw. You know, they, they, they, they
closed a lot of stories. They finished a lot of things.
Now we're on to a new era, maybewith more tournaments.
Would I like the show? No, probably not.
I I really don't know. I don't.

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I still don't know what you like.
OK, that's fine. That's.
Fine, right? Because you like, we give you,
we, we do homework. You don't like bloody homework.
But then you assign the homeworkyou assigned to us tonight.
He's not British. I don't like bloody homework.
So I don't know. I just don't know.
I can't figure you out. I send you, I send you all this,
this, this, this wonderful information yesterday about this

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Bob Backlund compilation set that is available for a small
fee can. You buy it just for $6?
Or is this you got to pay $6 a month to have it?
I don't know the exactly, like if you pay the $6 now, you get
access to it now, but like, can you keep it?
I don't fucking know. Actually, I'd want to keep it.
OK, well, that's a kind that's not a conversation for me.

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I don't, you know, can you know how to download video files?
HK Here we go again. I'm pretty sure I could.
I can I can do that I think. You know, I'm just trying to so
I still don't, I don't have a good feel for what you would
like. Would you like it?
Probably not. OK.
Probably not Swerv Osprey against the Bucks super kick

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party. Crazy high flying spots.
Any tags? Yeah, some.
Was it A tag? Match it was.
I mean, there's just as many tag.
Here's the thing, though. There were just as many tags in
that match as there were in the women's four way match at
Evolution last night. You know, and I know that Wade

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Barrett and Michael Cole even atone point said they don't know
who the legal person is. So it's not just an AEW problem.
It's definitely more glaring in AEW.
You know, it's a big WWE problemNXT.
So we want to get in this beforeGary J joins us.
Well, I can tell you 2 things I took away from it.

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I only watched the women's matchand which one was match?
Like, was it a four way? There was A tag title match or A
tag team match. And there was the Saul Ruka
match. It was the tag team match.
Jordan Grayson and yeah, againstthe Fatal Influence.

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Yeah. And Booker was in rarefied form
on this particular night. He's the fucking worst.
It was bad. The spots were bad.
People didn't know where they needed to be.
It was awful. And that's the only thing I
watched from from that particular show.
Yeah, I I watched the whole show.
It wasn't it wasn't like I'm you're used to kind of NXT doing

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pretty good on these events and this this one was a little bit
of a let down at the the Oba match was good.
I thought Saints and Starks. I thought that was a fun match,
but overall I wasn't. I wasn't blown away.
Miami. Starks.
Page and page and St. That's what I meant.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Saints and Starks, bro, you got

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it. You want to be Brundo, you got
to write this shit down. Oh God damn it.
I don't want to be Brundo. Saints and Starks.
Wait a second, Scott George is telling me to watch Tony and
Mercedes? I didn't say it was a bad match,
OK? I enjoyed it.
Look, if Scott George thinks he's got a better gauge on you

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than me, go for it. OK.
Well, I mean, you didn't say there's a lot in that match
which I wouldn't mind seeing. But I thought it was a good
match, too. OK, all right.
But you might not, you know? And I'm surprised there's no
outrage about her. Her posts, her panties creaming.
Yeah. And she said thank.
Thanks for Monet for letting herkiss her four lips and keeping

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them clean 'cause she kissed heron the mouth too at one point.
Gotcha, gotcha. On the mouth too.
OK, I mean, I didn't watch it so.
I know, I've already resigned tothe fact that AW just doesn't
give a fuck about kids watching their show, so it is what it is.

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I get it, it's a pay-per-view. Whatever.
Kids don't rent pay per views, they don't watch pay per views.
I never watched a fucking pay-per-view when I was under 18
years old. So this is fuck do I know HK?
I don't know man, I'm just a fucking old man yelling.
Yeah, yeah, me too. Telling people to get off my
it's a complete but this is thisis a completely different time
than the time that we grew up inright for us to you want to find

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a nudie picture on the Internet?You know, it took some work back
in the day. Now you just click a fucking
button. These goddamn kids got their
fucking phones. They're they're 810 years old,
fucking Tony Storm, stimulating cunnilingus on Mercedes Monet.
It's not the worst thing they'regoing to fucking see, I promise
you that. But that doesn't mean you have
to contribute to that part of society.

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I mean, this is her fucking character, though.
That's what she does. Yeah.
Her character eats at the Y every fucking week.
We're putting matches. This is what you get.
No, Pudding matches are different than tossing
somebody's fucking. What does State state?
They're naked. Rolling around and pudding.
They weren't naked. They're not naked.
Who was naked? Tombstone away from somebody
licking pudding off somebody else's crotch.

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No, that, that that's. Yeah.
You'd be all about it. You'd be fucking jumping for
joy. If it was an XPW show where I
know kids weren't going to be, then go for it.
I saw somebody in the deathmatchgroup had two tickets to the
Heart Ballroom next weekend. Tony, they're trying to get rid
of Few and Brundo are looking togo.
Yeah, but it's not XPW who's at the ICW.
It's some fucking deathmatch fucking group.

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You'll fucking love it. Necro Butcher will be there.
He'll be dressed like fucking Donald Trump.
It'll be great. They'll kill a Mexican.
It'll be right in your fucking wheelhouse.
What? Wait, who?
Wait, what group? In the deathmatch group, I not
yeah. Oh.
Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know if

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those tickets have been take claimed.
I saw this the other day. I thought of you a Brundo, but
you know, because it might be sold out.
Fuck. Yeah.
William Mercier What's up? Will?
William Mercier says What's up, Wizards?

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What's? Up Will Matthew Birch We will
get to NXT after Gary Jay shows up, but he says he I also really
like Javon Evans versus Jasper Troy from the Great American
Bash this weekend. I didn't.
I watched the first two matches and I decided I wasn't going to
watch any more of NXT. Oh.

(30:58):
Did enjoy it? OK.
I'm kind of where you are, HK. Like, I know you watched it, but
I was in the camp of like, I feel like there's a certain
standard that NXT typically setsand it wasn't there for these
first two matches. Saul Ruka's fucking gear is
falling apart. She's got goddamn long strings
fucking flying all over the place.
She's missing botching spots. Fucking fucking Javon Evans

(31:23):
completely missed the fucking Inzagiri, and Jasper Troy stole
sold it. I didn't care for it.
I didn't care for it at all. Yeah, Jasper Choi is
surprisingly good. These ass is not, you know, I
don't watch NXT, so I don't knowany of these fucking guys.
I don't watch fucking LFG. Right, I don't really watch LFG

(31:44):
either. Yeah, well, it's.
Fucking. LFG.
LFG. Well, no, there's five matches,
Scott George, because we picked five matches.
I know I went fucking two and three fucking eat my hat.
Fucking NXT and Evolution 2. Well, you fucked up.

(32:07):
What do you look? What are you going to do?
There's we'll get into Evolution2 after we talk to our guy Gary
Jay, who should be joining us any minute now.
I I sent him the links. Know what his deal is.
I don't know if this you can never look.
Maybe we shouldn't trust a ginger.
Whoa, whoa, just saying. Here's.

(32:27):
The robo ginger. Stiff, stiff robo ginger.
Yeah, stiff what? Do you think that?
What do you think that's in reference?
To I'm thinking, yeah, yeah, he's a, he's not exactly a, it's
not a, not a neutral zone for him.
You don't think so? Nah, what are?
He's talking about like he hits you really hard.

(32:51):
But where's the robo come in? Maybe he hits you like a rock em
sock em robot. OK, not not a RoboCop.
RoboCop wasn't really known. For his punches was he?
He might throw a punch. You like?
RoboCop too. It's been way too long since
I've seen it. Look at that speaking.
Speaking of. Oh, we can ask him.
We can ask him about his cock, RoboCop.

(33:14):
Well, we, I mean. We you want to open with that
RoboCop you ever? See that movie?
Did I? It's not Brendo.
What's the fuck God that's? The fucking thing got it.
Don't worry. I got it.
Don't worry, I got it. I'm going to bring him in.
I'm going to bring him in. You go ahead, you ask him about.
Is his robot crank? Well, we don't.
Know if it's a robot crank but weird.
Gary Jay? We're discussing the stiff robo

(33:37):
ginger. All.
Right, what is is the? Stiff part your man bits or is
that like the way you hit people?
Yes. And then the robo.
Part are are you? Is it Rock em Sock em robots?
Are you RoboCop? What's the robot you're?
RoboCop. All.

(33:59):
Right. And then the ginger.
Clearly we could tell, yeah. I basically I'm a huge.
RoboCop fan. Like I remember when Twitter
first started many many or acts or whatever the fuck it is
started so long ago. I was like I need a Twitter
name. And then I was watching RoboCop
and I was like oh OK this works.It was a joke at 1st and then

(34:23):
well, kind of just stuck. Would.
Would you buy that for a dollar?What would that?
I don't know, it's from fucking.RoboCop.
I bought that for a dollar. Yeah, Robocop's really
interesting. The new 1 I actually like too.
I'm shocked they haven't made another one.

(34:43):
Wait, they made a new? RoboCop.
Yeah, this. Once again, this was actually
years and years ago, like mid 2000 and something.
But the originals are. Just really entertaining and bad
at the same time. Oh yeah, 2000. 14 Oh, he.
Looks like such a douche. Yeah, well, I mean it's a.

(35:04):
Fucking robot. That's a cop.
I mean, come on. Yeah, but he's got like the.
The visor looks like he's Kit from Michael Knight.
Like if this is not this is terrible, you haven't even seen.
The movie I don't need to see itI.
Love the original RoboCop. He shoots the the chick through
the dress right in the man's Dick.
The guy gets acid all over. He's all melty.
Does that. Happen in the new one.

(35:26):
You know what? I don't think it does.
All right then, I don't want to see it.
All right, well. And this is.
How many cats? How many cats you got?
I got 4. I hear them.
Yeah, well, one's. Hanging out in the other room
and then the other ones are running around in the other part
of the house. They got cool names if.
You're like a child like myself.Sure.

(35:49):
The one you hear is pebbles. All right.
And then I have Bam. Bam named after Bam.
Bam Bigelow. And a Flintstones character.
OK, yeah, I feel like there's a.Flintstones.
Yeah, there's a Flintstone and then there's.
Buzz. Which didn't really.
Buzz is one of the new additions.

(36:10):
Kind of like Buzz, your girlfriend.
Wolf. Woof.
Yeah, that's good. Movie And then I have Dino who
is awesome and he's got like a white mustache, so I like do
you? Think home alone is.
An awesome movie. Yeah, I like.
The first two I think I've seen the third and 4th one too and
they suck. What kind of shitty parents?

(36:32):
Forgets their fucking kid not once, but twice.
I kind of think they did it. Purposely.
You think so? Yeah.
Come. On, but he doesn't seem like the
kid. Out of the McAllister clan you
would want to leave home? No, I leave.
The kid that pisses his pants 24hours a day at home.
Fuck that kid. He's up and you got.
To come home. To a house full of piss all over

(36:53):
the place. Exactly.
Yeah, yeah. But see, he's not smart enough
that the battle the villains kill.
Him, right? So the Wet Bandits.
They do their business, but you're still so that's even a
double whammy. You're coming home to no shit in
your house. And this kid pissed all over the

(37:15):
place. He joins Wet Bandits.
He joins Wet Bandits. It's a natural lot.
It's the name Wet. Bandits.
That's a fucking Vince Russo. Sort of.
If I ever heard it. I mean, I'm sure.
He booked it but. It's all right. 20 years in the.
Wrestling business. Gary J.
You think you'd be talking aboutfucking RoboCop and Home alone

(37:37):
during this interview? Absolutely better.
Talk about that. I think your cats names.
Are pretty. They're pretty good.
I appreciate. It and if you didn't, you
wouldn't care anyways. Well, if you were like.
You know, a child like myself, maybe you would call like your
name of cat stains. And then when you yell for him,

(37:57):
you'd be like cum stains. Cum stains.
Yeah, know about that one? That's rough, low hanging fruit.
Gary, thank you. So much taking time out of your
schedule to join us. 20 years inthe wrestling business as a
professional wrestler after the weekend that we've had, like

(38:20):
wrestling is is as popular as it's ever been.
Like, does that justify the factthat you've committed so much of
your time to this art form? Yeah, I love.
It I mean this overall I've beencaught up with most if it
happened on time. I haven't watched Everton last
night. Fucking thought it was amazing.

(38:42):
Loved it. The the only thing I like.
I get why it all happened. I I just clear cut winner
because those motherfuckers wentballs to the wall ways so.
Yeah, look, what are you going? To do, man, she had the fucking
briefcase. Yeah, I mean this.
I get what you guys can't set upother things.

(39:03):
But I mean. Wrestling has always been
amazing and even when it wasn't as cool, I guess I it didn't
matter to me. It was fucking.
It was always what I wanted to do and always what I wanted.
And are you content? With where you are right now in
your career, I mean, I know you're doing stuff with GCWI
know you have a big weekend coming up over here.

(39:27):
First round. Tournament for the the action
futures gimmick over here yeah I.
See, I weekend, that's huge. And then I mean, I really, I
mean, I was looking at it as my cub is half full, so I always
want more. I mean, like, I'm not like

(39:49):
getting a con and being on TV. If it happened, sure.
But will it happen? Probably fucking not.
I'm very happy to be the guy on the Indies that busts his ass
and like constantly gets better and then in turn I'm constantly
improving other people. Who is?

(40:10):
Who is somebody that is on your radar right now that maybe we
aren't familiar with? He might already be.
I don't know. He's relatively he's like Anakin
Murphy might be a guy that you might not know a lot about.
He he like another. Me from like the from the I'm

(40:32):
age he's. Death wish and.
Murphy, check him. He's done like CW stuff.
He's actually debuting at GCW atdemo night against Drew Parker.
That's great. GC WS.
On fire. You've had the pleasure of being
there lately. I know things haven't worked out
in your favor, but you got to share their wing with Shane

(40:54):
Mercer, not Shane Mercer. God damn it.
Mance Warner and Jonathan Gresham.
Oh yeah, I mean. GC WS place to be at.
Like it's always like the goal for a while.
Well, I got to get there becauseI haven't been there and those 3
letters right there associated with your name are just good.

(41:15):
And the and the fucking locker room in the shows overall are
just great. So it's one of those things
where like I want to consistently be there and then
continue to move my way up there.
Thank you. Look, you keep doing.
What you're doing, I'm sure, I'msure it's going to happen,
'cause you, you throw some of the hardest chops in the
business. You get in there, you put on
some great, great shows. How does a a gentleman from

(41:37):
Missouri, how do you adapt to going over to England, 'cause I
know a couple months ago you were over there in the UK.
What? What's the the big culture shock
there for you besides the fact that they don't?
Have a dentist over. There, they don't season.
Any other foods? It's very medium, so like their
food's OK, like definitely something I for a month when I

(42:01):
but other than that, like that, that was the biggest shock in
like everything's a tram around there, like getting used to
that, but like it'd be accessible at least.
Man, I don't know if I could do the.
Food. They they at least leave you
like salt and pepper on the table.
You can season it yourself, yeah, if you want, but.

(42:21):
It it's just not the same if it's not cooked with it.
That's fair, that is. Fair.
We're on the line with Gary. Jay the Stiff Robo Ginger, you
can follow him on social media at Stiff Robo Ginger.
You can find him at HCW. You can find him at GCW.
He's doing stuff at Tennessee, Georgia Action Wrestling.

(42:43):
You just got to work with Colby Carino recently.
Man, you are just. Everywhere, yeah.
It's it's very tiresome. I'm exhausted right now, but
that's, I mean, if you're going to go big, you go fucking big.
It's not one of these things where I just want to devote some
of my time to it. I'm already alive to say I'm

(43:05):
already plus years in. So I don't like, I hate it
sounds so cliche, but it's put on the gas until like my body's
OK, We're done. How, what?
How is? Your body holding up fine.
Ironically as crazy as this. I have my moments.

(43:25):
Not so great, but then it's justI've literally like take care of
myself the last couple years a lot, lot better, like physically
and mentally. So that kind of all just works
together in the in the process. What is?
What would you say? Was your worst injury?
Like what's the worst injury yousustained?

(43:45):
Knock. On wood right now, the worst
I've had is a Stinger. Like I, I took like a Steiner
screwdriver and like we were soaking wet because it was
sweaty and I slipped and legitimately just fucking spiked
my Dome right off the mat. And I couldn't, I couldn't feel
my hands. And I remember he's like, are

(44:07):
you OK? I'm like just fucking pin me.
It's over anyways, like this is the finish like and I like I was
forced when I got home to go to the doctor so.
Jeez. Louise that's a rough 1.
So we're we're based up here in Jersey.
Gary Jay So a couple years ago. Wrestle.

(44:28):
Pro is probably our local, our local promotion.
We were lucky enough to see this, the Wrestle Pro CZW show,
where you got to share the ring with Mr. Iguana and Jordan
Oliver. Oh yeah.
I remember that was a three in two. 1019, yeah, that.
Was. So random.
It really is, especially to. See where Mr. Iguana is now,

(44:51):
especially after the WWE exposure.
I mean, what did you think of 2019 when you were in the ring
with the guy? I thought it was.
Different and I like I was like,man, this guy's like very unique
and like I've seen his name since, but not much.
And then all of a sudden, you know, he gets the fucking they
they did that pay-per-view and Iwas like, fuck, I was like, I

(45:12):
know that guy. He's everywhere now.
You wouldn't. You wouldn't think.
About having like a like a stuffed RoboCop to carry around
or anything like that. You know if I'm bringing
anything. In the ring, it's a cat.
So like, oh, Teddy Hart used to do that.
Yeah, but I'd take. Care of mine.

(45:38):
Well, Hiromu. Hiromu Takahashi has a cat.
Oh yeah, the stuff cat. But I.
Would bring a real cat. But I said Teddy Hart's kind of
killed a gimmick douchebag. But like, but it all means I
would take care of my cat. But yeah, I remember I wasn't
there, but I remember I knew people were there.
Didn't like Necro and Teddy Harthave a match in Jersey where

(46:01):
like Necro just threw the cat upin the air?
I have no you know what? I.
Don't know for sure, but I I feel like that probably
happened. Yeah, you've.
Been in the jersey Refs who? What do you think that that
that's? That's a JCW thing, yeah.

(46:21):
For sure, for sure. Now let me ask you this, Gary
Jay. So you're big, big on the cats?
Rumor has it you were once. A bar now?
No, that's not a. Rumor.
That's a fast brother. I hell yeah it was.
That was in. Like 2000 and fuck, four or
five, maybe 6. Like, yeah, well, why that was.

(46:45):
That was my. First gimmick, it was given to
me because I was a shitty wrestler and like they're like
here, you suck, like we're goingto give you a character.
So you learn how to kind of workand learn stuff.
And I fucking hated it. And then I kind of liked it and
then by the time I was like somewhat comfortable with it,
I'm there. I was me, so it was like a
starter gimmick. But then we did it for Jakarta

(47:07):
too, when I was Gary the Bar Owland the Crazy decked out feather
mask and all that. That was always just fun stuff.
Do you? Do you?
Did you enjoy? Hindsight now would.
You like as a mask wrestler, something you'd want to be or
you're like, I'm good. Not now, no.
Because like, it's always so hot.

(47:28):
Like I, I, I guess people forgetthat, you know, like, let's not
pay the air conditioning bill. Let's just let them go out there
and fucking die. They're like, by all means, like
wearing a mask now. It, it's, it's, it's a whole
different thing. Your breathing's different.
And anybody that wears a mask currently, kudos to you.
Because I, I, I can't, I couldn't, I got this beard.

(47:49):
That's enough weight. Do you do have a nice beard?
Man, yeah, I mean once again the.
The the partner in crime takes care of it very well.
So how long you been growing that?
Thing probably. Since birth.
But like, that's awesome. But I think I started in high
school and I've kind of all sensual hair, either short or

(48:12):
long. It's long for a long because
ironically, when Sammy's debuted, hey, there's a cat
that's. Nellie.
Nellie, Nellie will show you. Her butt hole?
Hell yes, gold. Nellie.
He's in Saint Louis, but he's not.
She's not OK. She's not named after.
But but no. Anyways, I was very, very

(48:34):
similar looking to Sami Zayn, ifyou might have heard of that
guy, if I had very short beard because it was red, so.
Is the stereotype that. Gingers have no souls.
Is that rich? Is that real?
Is that real? I don't know what Nelly I've.
Been told I don't have. A soul.

(48:55):
But I think as I got older I've I've softened up a bit so I have
a soul. I like that.
Yeah. You seem like a.
Soulful. Fella, my brother's has also red
hair, so I think he has a soul, yeah.
I definitely have one now, you know, I'm a lot softer my older
age, but like I still kind of have that wall up where I don't

(49:16):
have a sole at times. It's just it depends who I'm
around, what my situation is. Would you be a soft?
Robo Ginger. It's a day week it is.
You know if you put the right fucking meme or TikTok fucking
thing in front of me that makes me cry and sad like legit like.

(49:39):
If if you could. Give yourself if you could
change your Twitter handle today, what would it be?
Oh fuck. Oh fuck, that's a good. 1 I
might, I might. Just change it.
To my real last name and no one would ever be able to know or
find me. That's no fun.

(50:01):
You're. Fucking super duper entertaining
dude. Yeah, literally.
Yeah. To an.
Extent. But yeah, I mean, because one
day I won't be a wrestler, so then I'll finally get to like
delete most of my social media and and, you know, go outside in
the real world where things fucking matter.
So. So I'm get you're not a big.
Fan of social media? Oh no, I love it, I think.

(50:22):
It's a great like I use it for what it's worth.
Like I have fun, I look at cool shit, but it's all as we all
know. It just gets so down and
depressing and everybody just wants to bitch and moan and
hate. They have every right to, but I
have every right not to look at it so.
Yeah, I use social media to do. My wrestling research.
Matt loves it. No.

(50:43):
No. You use.
Facebook. That's a terrible decision.
What's social media see people say?
Facebook is worse than Twitter, and I kind of think like it's
not. I think Twitter can get pretty
bad sometimes. I'm like, what are we fucking
doing here? Yeah, Twitter.
Twitter is. Definitely much worse than
Facebook, much worse I feel people.
Interact more on Twitter especially if you negativity

(51:06):
just they'll feed off and then there it is.
But if you post hey I'm having agreat day and I enjoy life and
no one gives a fuck. Yeah, and and I feel like.
If you go on Facebook, you see alot more people who are like,
there's a bit more of a balance as to as people having a good
day as opposed to just bitching and moaning.
But Twitter is just a, it's a cesspool, man.

(51:27):
It's so horrible. It's interesting.
And like, I enjoy all the way around, for what it's worth.
But yeah, like, I have a saying for everybody.
Maybe you just go outside and touch some grass, like maybe get
some fresh air. Yeah, it's not a bad idea.
No, I I love. Being outside, yeah.

(51:50):
You'll be up this. Way for summer slam weekend
working jersey championship wrestling No Correct.
What is? That August 3rd, Yep, Yeah,
stole Matt Tremont. That'll that'll be a thing.
Is it a death? Match.
I'm pretty sure it. Is because it's for the GCW
Ultraviolet Championship. So I mean, yeah, well, there you

(52:12):
go. I would imagine it's going to
get pretty nutty so I guess timewill tell.
The real the the real thing to say is I get TuneIn and find or
buy a fuck ticket. Yeah, did.
You. See the shit this weekend with
him. Oh, him and the.
Fucking John Wayne at in Dallas,Oh my God.
And he? Fucking put head to head the

(52:33):
gusset plate. He hit it with a chair and then
found anyone. He hulked up and the fucking
blood spurted out of his head. Yeah, that.
Meant fucking like, you don't write that.
That just happens, you know? So yeah, Hulk that dude.
Handsome Kevin looks so. Disgusted.
But yeah, a couple. Things going on there just the

(52:55):
rest of them have been announcedyet so stay tuned and you got we
we. Mentioned it earlier, you have
the Scenic City Invitational coming up this weekend, right?
Yeah, yeah, I. Actually, I'll leave home
Wednesday night and then I'll bethere for the TWE show on
Thursday, which is the like big red brick roulette.

(53:15):
And then STI is Friday, Saturday.
And then on the way home I'll hit Indianapolis for KOBK.
So yeah, I I have a very heavy weekend and my body's going to
hate me at some point. Now all you doing.
You doing drive, you drive and you drive this whole loop.
Yeah, this loops to. Drive 6 1/2 is a bit honestly

(53:36):
either over 7 or 8. I ask for a flight, you know,
because my body just I don't like to be in a car unless it's
really, really worth it or I'm getting paid handsomely and like
sometimes a plane tickets cheaper than fucking someone
paying three or $400.00 worth ofgas, you know?
What is the? Are you driving by yourself and

(53:58):
what what is the the is there music?
Is there podcasts? What's what's Gary Jay listen to
in the car? Gary Jay Never.
Traveled himself Gary students out of them now are actually
coming like really well wrestlers and Murphy one of
them. I'll be with Tommy Day this
weekend. He's in there's on Saturday

(54:19):
after action, so sometimes we just bullish off a whole bunch
of kids in the screaming base because there's no adults
around. Like it's just a fun day.
Yeah, yeah. Well, this has been a fun time,
Gary Ji mean we don't we got we got a don't want to take up the

(54:43):
whole your whole what is it Monday night.
It's still Monday. I'm off Yeah, it's still Monday.
You watch way too much wrestlingthis weekend.
Double TI watched the problems once Raw's.
On I got to watch that. Yeah, well, you got 6.
Minutes till raw starts, Yeah, Imean, it's on fucking.
Netflix, everything's streaming.I don't got to watch it live.
That's fair. How do you feel about Raw On?

(55:03):
Netflix, I love it. I like once.
Again, I get people can pitch itapart for what they want and
that's OK. I, I, it's great.
It's fun. Like I I heard Saturday Main
Event wasn't very good so I probably won't.
I don't know. We skipped through most of it
last night because I just wantedto watch Gunther destroy
Goldberg and I watched part of that.

(55:24):
Yeah, not a big Goldberg fan. No, never was.
Never he's an attraction, I guess, but I'm like, fuck, why?
Why were you trotting this motherfucker out?
But I get it once again, ticket sales and like Nope, we're.
In the same boat. Gary J.
And like. Gunther.
It's Gunther. He'll make anybody.
Look good so once again Gunther is like fucking top of the line

(55:47):
so. Well, Gary, this was a fucking.
Blast man, before we let you go.Your.
Your social has been going across the bottom of the screen
the whole time. I got to ask you because we ask
every single guest. When was the last time?
Gary Jay hit his pants. Shit his.

(56:08):
Pants. Wow, really?
That's not a thing. That happens a lot, but there is
a time many moons ago when we were on the way back from a
show, I think we just had Denny's for the show because
that was the thing in the early 2000s.
Let's go to Denny's. Let's get terrible service and
fucking get mad. So.
We. Went there and like I got some

(56:31):
kind of like new cowboy burger. Couldn't tell you what was on it
other than like 25 minutes later.
My stomach was like, Nope, everybody out.
So like. And we'd.
Also been pulled over so of course I'm holding it and I'm
like can I just tell this cop I I just want to run this gas
station or a field or and just take a shit like so.

(56:53):
We get pulled over. You know, blah blah blah.
Finally we get to the gas station and fucking
Evangelistico just storms in andruns in the bathroom before me
and I just go God damn it and then just shit my pants right
outside of the bathroom door. Fuck yeah.
So. The funny thing is so then like

(57:15):
he he comes out and he's like, what happened?
He's like, well, I shit my pantsa good thing I'm riding in your
back seat. So then I go in there half ass
clean, clean myself and then like leave my fucking shitty
drawers just in the sink in the bathroom.
And then I just go sit in the back and fucking old Maxima.
I was like, well if it smells like shit, that's on you pal.

(57:40):
Amazing. Amazing.
Oh. Fucking.
That was the fuck that guy. That's a great shit you pants
story. Yeah.
Then it doesn't happen a lot forme, but like I that was the only
time I really remember so. But that's probably the last
time I've shit my pants. Yeah, no.
Well, it's. You know, we're all older men

(58:00):
now, so it shouldn't be happening a lot, but when it
does happen, it's pretty fuckingfunny when it.
Happens. It happens.
I'm going full send. If you're going to let it out,
you just let go. Fuck it.
Fuck yeah. Gary J.
This has been a. Blast at the stiff Robo Ginger.
If you're going to be in the Tennessee area this weekend, be
sure to grab them. Check them out.
It'll be in Tennessee, Indiana Action Pro Wrestling.

(58:21):
He'll be up here in Jersey. Summer Slam weekend for JCW.
He's going to be wrestling the old Matt Tremont and what's sure
to be a fucking gruesome, terrifying match.
I think Brundo's going to be Brundo.
Is Brundo booked you? But then Brundo went to fucking
Pennsylvania to play in of the fucking woods with his family,
so he couldn't be here tonight. It happens.

(58:43):
I'd love to be in the woods right now too.
All right, well, off you. Go, my friend to the woods.
Gary. Gary.
All right. Take care, guys.
Thank you, Gary. Have a great.
Night, man. Good night, Gary.
Bye the Stiff robo. Ginger.
Gary. J you mean be sure to give him a
follow on the social medias at the.
Stiff robo ginger. Fuck, you want to go to the

(59:08):
woods? Go.
To the woods. Go to the woods.
To the woods. All right, well, we got.
We're gonna talk NXT. We're gonna talk evolution.
We might talk a little. We got another pay-per-view this
weekend. We do.
We got TNA. Slamiversary buddy.
We're still picking that although.

(59:29):
We're not picking TNA anymore, Yeah.
He's picking. TNA No, no, no, we're picking.
TNA, we've already picked the TNA blue per view.
Nah, I don't think. We did.
Yes, we did. We haven't covered all the.
The pics that we had this past weekend yet or we still can do
that when we come back from our break my good man that'd be a
great idea HK I still don't knowwhat this new gimmick is with I

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this week. Oh your picks are dog shit.
Your picks suck. I do want to.
One more AEW thing I do want to talk about, of course.
Well, we did talk about the AdamCole stuff.
The gift that keeps on giving. Adam Cole's gift that Adam Cole
keeps on giving is not giving. Can I, can I tell you this much
though? Like.
You know me like I like to. Shit on Adam Cole for his like

(01:06:53):
lack of physique and, you know, lack of tan.
But I actually went back and I watched the match that he had
where he was allegedly concussed.
And I don't know if he was concussed or not, but I do have
to give him credit. He looked like he was in like
fighting shape for that match. I mean.
Adam Cole of. Course he didn't look like Flat

(01:07:14):
Stanley. Anymore.
No, he looked He. Looked like he was on.
I wouldn't say he was on the gas.
But it was definitely like premium unleaded like he was.
He looked like he bulked up a bit.
Oh, can we do? That Can we get an Adam Cole
Flat Stanley? Come on, the guys.
Fucking he's got tua brains. It's not good.

(01:07:36):
It's not good. Did you say tuna brains?
Tua tua. Yeah.
Hawk Tua Brains. I mean.
Yeah, man, he fucking yeah, thatreally sucks that that's fucking
terrible for anybody to have to fucking.
Do you understand? That I think that so.
If there is a if there's a silver lining in this, I've

(01:07:57):
heard him on commentary before and he can do it.
You know what I mean? Like there, there are things
that he'll still be able to contribute and do in
professional wrestling even if it's not entering.
So from that standpoint, I'd much rather have him sit down in
the booth, whether it be an AEW on on one of their shows or, you
know, come on back, maybe replace Booker.
That would be a nice spot for him.

(01:08:19):
But you know, ultimately there there are still things he can
contribute. And and if there's a silver
lining in this, it's it is that.Well, that's one thing AEW is.
Lacking in fucking his commentators.
Tony, Tony, Tony Shivani's got to go.
They all have to go. You know what?
The Nigel and Sock face were great.

(01:08:40):
MVP was fucking fantastic duringthe men's casino gauntlet.
Fantastic bringing up things that the commentator should have
been fucking bringing up insteadof Tony Shivani talking about so
and so's fucking jerk off win streak or this person has the
most wins in the history of AW, whoever's feeding him those

(01:09:00):
lines, I hope your fucking tongue falls out.
Nobody is. That's just the dumb shit that
he remembers because he's just there to fucking be there.
It's it's fucking terrible. It's not good.
Oh my. But the Adam Cole stuff is
terrible. It's terrible just from a
fucking clothesline. Ow.
I hit my finger. Oh, my finger.

(01:09:21):
Hurts. I bang my finger.
Oh God, you're you. Are horny back here?
Beneath me. Oh, horny.
Got to go. Not.
Horny for NXT? I'll tell you that right now.
Just didn't do it, man. Those.
First two matches did nothing for me.
I don't care about I, I. Liked.

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I like Jovon Evans when they brought him in and he was the
young GOAT and now like he's like with this guy who won some
game show, right? That Jasper guy.
I don't know. I wasn't into that match.
Didn't really care for the Sol Ruka match against who is he?
Who is he Dame? Is he Dame?
And that was it. I watched those two.
Matches and but I can't deal with Booker T Booker T is

(01:10:05):
horrible. I think that contributes to
like, I think if you put somebody else in the commentary
booth that is has some talent, it's going to help immensely.
But it actually does speak volumes of the shows that
they've been as good as they have been with him on commentary
being as bad as he is 'cause he does he, he takes you.
Out of it, it's. Fucking horrible to hear him.

(01:10:27):
But the shows have still been good.
So it's a little bit of a balance there.
American Bash is not was not fantastic.
It was it was a disappointment altogether.
Did you have? HKNO that you were you were
pumped up for this weekend in the WWE Universe.
Did you have a favorite match from the bash?

(01:10:47):
Yeah, I'm. I'm probably going to go with
with. Paige.
And and. Saints, Paige and Saints is
probably probably my favorite match from from the bash.
Javon Evans doesn't do a ton forme.
He just, you know what I mean? Like there's there's not to me,
there's not a lot. There's super athletic and from
like from that standpoint that'sthere, but outside of like its
athleticism, there's not much there.

(01:11:08):
I like I like Jasper Troy. I think I think he does a good
job, but I'm a huge fan of Saul Ruka.
But that match didn't that was not you know, I was not 10s all
the way around. The main event was was the tag
match was fine. It it.
But really, if if you're going like which match out of the
entire card stood out, it was itwas definitely Paige and and

(01:11:28):
Saints and I I don't I don't really think it's close again,
The the the the the event was a let down.
And maybe I'm expecting too muchfrom NXT at this point because
they have kind of over deliveredin the past.
But you know this one, this one was was a let down and they are.
Kind of. Going through.
A like transition, right Like what was the so their last

(01:11:52):
pay-per-view was Stand and Deliver, which was the
WrestleMania thing, right Yeah, and they.
Had. You.
Had. Stephanie McCourt, Julia was
there like, you know, you, you lost those two ladies.
So the women's division isn't kind of.
Flux like who's the? Who's the?

(01:12:13):
Women's JC Jane. JC Jane, Yeah.
You know. Fucking trick Trick.
Williams is the TNA champion so I know they did a segment right
with him and Mike Santana and Joe Henry with Dark.
Dark state. Got involved that that.
That's the thing. Yep.
Dark state got involved. Santana is such a stud.

(01:12:34):
He is such, he is such a stud. And again, I know I've said this
before, but just, I mean, it wasjust months ago, I, I shared a
locker room with him. I got to actually hang out and
like talk things outside of wrestling.
Super good dude. Couldn't be happier for him.
And I would, my wife came into my office while I was watching
that and I was like, there's there's, there's Santana.
And she's like, yeah, I know him.

(01:12:54):
And I was like, yeah, well, there he is.
And and he, he was, he just doessuch a great job.
And it doesn't matter if it's inthe ring on the stick, the guy,
he's, he's just, he's got something there.
The the segment itself. I think he, he kind of stood out
in the segment. Henry is still, he's still super
over, you know, I mean, like, you can't, you can't get away

(01:13:16):
from Joe Henry what's what once he's out there and trick, trick,
trick's good. Trick's good, but I think at.
This point, at this point, he's exercised everything you can do
in NXT. There's, there's got to be
something else for them. But the the main roster is so
flooded right now too. It's just, it's a weird, they
got to unclog it a little bit somewhere.
There's got to be some cuts. Something's got to happen
because you you move them up andthere's nowhere, you know what I

(01:13:38):
mean? Like where does he go if you
move them up and he's done everything he can do where he's
at. So there's got to be, you got to
clear the drain at some point. Yeah, it's it's.
It'll be man, see this and This is why I'm like.
I'm excited for fucking. Slammiversary like I think it's
Santana's time. Like in they're in fucking Long

(01:14:03):
Island, which is like his fucking backyard.
Like Joe Henry doesn't need a title.
Like he's just over. Like if you're.
Gonna build this brand around somebody.
I think Santana's the guy. Yeah, I I mean I.
I don't disagree at all. I mean, I think Joe Henry is is
obviously he's he's going to be WWE bound whenever that you

(01:14:24):
know, whenever they pull that trigger.
I think Santana is too. I think Santana fits in there
right now. But I do think that if if I'm
TNA it's it's it's probably going to be Santana.
I mean, I could see him going Henry.
I could, but it Santana makes the most sense.
Well. We did like we did.

(01:14:46):
Henry already. Yeah, right, Oh yeah, and and
and it seems like his path is toyour point, HK like very he's on
the his like I know they're working with NXT and WWE, but
he's definitely WWE bound. Like Santana.
You believe yeah, Mike Santana as the world heavyweight.
You believe he's a fucking bad ass?

(01:15:07):
You believe he's going to fight till he fucking can't fight
anymore. You believe everything he says
in his promos? Like you believe it, like Joe
Hendry is the fucking song and the and the ha like that.
But when the bell rings, he's just.
Fucking vanilla, right? I don't get excited.
For Joe Henry Main, eventing a TNA pay-per-view doesn't do

(01:15:29):
anything for me. That's fair, you tell.
Me, Mike Santana. Is going to defend the title
against Moose. I'm Sign me up.
Mike Santana is going to defend the title against Ethan Page.
He's coming over from NXT. I'm there.
Mike Santana against Mustafa Ali.
Let's do it. Right, I I know what Mike
Santana brings to the table. Joe Henry is a fucking entrance

(01:15:50):
song. And the smile for the camera,
Yeah. That's fair.
That's. Fair so but.
Yeah, I fucking shit. The bed I went two and three.
I think everyone else went four and one.
For NXT. Yeah, it was the woman's.
It was the woman's match, wasn'tit?
No, we, Oh no, we all took fucking the young guy.

(01:16:12):
Oh yeah, we all took Jovant, we all took Jasper Troy.
That was the one that we all fucked up.
I took Ricky Staints Saints and I Staints and I took Fatal
Attraction Ricky Stent. I took fucking fatal Attraction.
Because I thought fatal influence, what are they called?

(01:16:33):
Doesn't matter. Fatal.
Influence none of. This matter attraction was with
the porno broad. Oh yeah, she had a.
Match. Wait, who's the porno broad?
You know the one. Tony and I had bet she was.
She was going to be in porn in 10 years.
Mandy Rose. Yeah.
There it is, yeah. OK, because I watched.
That GCW show I watched Friday night at Gigi?
Gigi Dolan against Elena Black, formerly known as Cora Jade and

(01:16:58):
Gigi Dolan did a lot of butt stuff to her.
Of course she did. In the match, yeah.
Yeah, she used her butt. For a lot of stuff.
And then she was like, what did you expect?
Like yelling at the crowd. It was pretty entertaining.
She had those fucking those, those things she ties around her
leg that make her butt, like, giant and she was just going to
town those things. Yeah.
What are they called? Thigh garters?

(01:17:19):
I don't know. The the girls wear them now to
make their butt look big. Those.
Things Jamie Hater. Stopped wearing them and now she
looks like she fucking got a a lit of a trash can down the back
of her pants. She's.
Got in the ass now. She's got a flat Stanley.
Yeah. Breaking my heart here.

(01:17:40):
People you were, we were all we got.
Brundo got you all fired up lastweek.
HK for Saturday night's main event.
Yeah, with the Goldberg. Homework.
Thankfully, Goldberg did not walk out World Heavyweight
Champion and some of us didn't even get to hear what he had to
say because Bret Hart hit the button.

(01:18:01):
That was great. I went back to.
Peacock. And that's it.
Like fucking Dunzo Magunzo, there's no fucking.
So they they did post the. The entire thing on YouTube if
if you cared. Oh, they did.
Yep, Yep. But the the reason obviously was
the rolling situation kind of stretch and they had a heart out
on NBC. So I laughed.

(01:18:22):
I laughed that it just went to see you later.
I was fucking laughing my balls off.
No, I was disappointed. I was like, what the fuck?
Really wanted to hear what he had to say?
I mean, it's the guy's fucking swan song.
Let the guy talk. Who gives a shit?
But that's the that's what the moment was there for, for him to
fucking say his goodbyes. I mean, DDP was there.

(01:18:44):
Doug Dillinger, Ernest Miller, he still said his goodbyes.
Josh Barnett was there. Josh Barnett was there.
Some fucking kid? Was there some fucking kid?
Oh, his dumb. His dumb kid.
Yo his. Kid was was fucking.
Blowing up to Gunther? Good luck.
I like the match. It felt kind of bad for Goldberg

(01:19:04):
near the end because you could tell like he was a little gassed
out. But I thought it was fine the
way he was. No selling the chops, just
looking down. I was like, that's fucking
Goldberg. It was awesome.
Very unexpected that he would. Pass out to the sleeper.
But it is what it is. He was gassed.
He fell asleep, fell asleep. I enjoyed it I.
I've enjoyed it for what it was.Did you watch the whole thing,

(01:19:27):
Tony? Like all Saturday, all.
Saturday night's main event. No, I watched the I watched
Jelly Roll fucking stand up for for Randy.
I believe we're going to wind upgetting some sort of tag match
out of this. How could we not?
They announced it on Saturday. Night's main event.
Oh, they did OK because. I didn't watch the whole thing.

(01:19:48):
The other thing that I went backto watch, I wanted to see the LA
Night Rollins match, just to seeexactly what happened.
All I could say is that Rollins needs to stop fucking flipping
and like slamming down, landing on his feet.
Isn't that what happened when hefucking first blew his knee out
with Kane? Yeah, it was a.

(01:20:09):
Sunset flip powerbomb. He did it.
Yeah, so. I don't know man, it kind of
sucks. Like you understand why they
rushed into the finish the way they did.
You would have thought Goldberg's shit would have made
the air more because there was less time for the main event,
but they were probably close to the finish.
I just felt weird. Because like the match was back

(01:20:30):
and forth and it was a good match between the two of them,
but it. Wasn't built to that.
Crescendo when the when the injury happened, you know what
I'm saying? Like it took us out of the
match, but it didn't take us outof like they were like coming
down, like, you know, to the endof the match, you know what I
mean? Like it was.
Weird like it just kind. Of happened like before, they

(01:20:50):
were getting where they had to go and it was unfortunate that
it had to end there, but it is. It it super unfortunate, of
course, because I'm sure there'shuge plans for him right now,
especially being, you know, money in the bank and the the
new group and all that kind of stuff.
You hate to see it happen, but Iwas so happy that he still
figured out a way to finish the match because I think it means

(01:21:11):
so much less when they just throw the X up.
It's over and away they go. You know what I mean?
Like at least now LA Knight has that win over Seth, they can
maybe do something with with with LA Knight at that point.
So that was that was the kind ofthe the point in the match
where, you know, disappointed, unfortunate big plans, obviously
for Seth, There's always big plans for Seth past what, 10-15

(01:21:34):
years, But for them to at least figure out a way to finish the
match that that made me happy, that made me happy.
And even if it was just a simplekick to the gut, you know, BFT
over, it was still a finish. And I and I do like.
The fact now that if Rollins winds up being out for a
significant period of time, we had some Braun Breaker grabbing

(01:21:55):
the microphone and going into business a little bit for
himself last week. So maybe Braun's like, fuck
this, I'm taking the briefcase. Maybe LA Knight's like, look, I
beat the guy that had the briefcase, I should get the
briefcase. You know what I'm saying?
There's a bunch. Of different ways that they.
Can go with this so it's unfortunate that he's hurt but
I'm intrigued with where they could potentially go and branch

(01:22:16):
out from here and then you couldslot Rollins right back in once
he does return, you know with like hey that was my briefcase
or hey that was my shot or hey, how dare you try to take over
like you know this is my group I'm the visionary, you know I'm
the architect and all that Jumbodo.
You see what I'm seeing? Yeah, Scott, George says.

(01:22:39):
Brian Alvarez reported that testinjury may be a work to cover up
another injury he has. Some Brian.
Alvarez a piece of shit with legs.
I mean a lot of honestly. A lot of them are.
That's a lot of them are wrong. Would it?
Be. So they announced at Evolution
last night that it was going to be Five way Gauntlet match

(01:23:02):
tonight on Raw. Punk Breaker, LA Knight, two
other dudes winner gets the summer slam match against
Gunther. Is there?
Is there? A world where see, you know CM
Punk gets it and then Seth Rollins cashes in as like a fuck
you to Punk. I fucking faked you out to make

(01:23:23):
you think I'm gone for a year. Maybe are are?
We going to pick that. Up Is it a Paul Heyman idea?
I don't. But then.
But then don't you shit on LA Knight doing something like
that. Oh, he's in.
Did I say LA Night? He's in the fuck right?
Yeah, but don't you? Shit on him A.
Little bit like if you do that to him, you know what I'm

(01:23:44):
saying? I mean, a wins a win.
Yeah, but it's almost like then Seth Rollins just fucking laid
down, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, no, I get it.
Yeah, I don't. I guess we're just going to have
to. I mean, I don't.
Buy the outrage shit. I'll have to see it to believe.
Yeah, they're playing it out like they someone asked Triple H
in the the press conference lastnight.

(01:24:04):
He said it doesn't look good. You know, what do they do with
the money in the bank? To Tony's point, Like it's
there's intrigue also like. To change gears.
Here the Jelly Roll stuff. Like people are fucking outraged
about. Like, outraged about what?
The fact that Jelly Roll was involved, yeah.
And that he's going to be in a match at Summer Slam probably.
This is the company. That.

(01:24:24):
Fucking had Travis Scott involved in the main event of
WrestleMania, the company that put Bad Bunny in the rain.
The company has made Logan Paul a star.
Are we are? Is this serious, people?
You know. Again, this is.
Just based off of, as we talked to Gary Jay, that rotten place
called Twitter. So take it with a grain of salt
and you know, not for anything. I was fucking all in with Jelly

(01:24:45):
Roll getting involved. I was like, I was yelling at my
wife. I'm like, Jelly Roll's going to
fucking throw hands. This is awesome.
I think I look. I think it's.
Great, it's it's fucking Randy Orton, Drew McIntyre or Logan
Paul and Jelly roll. Come on, it's going to be
fucking historian. Jelly Roll's a Jelly roll is one
of the I don't know fuck all about Joel Jelly roll.

(01:25:07):
I I don't know what the fuck he.Does he's a He's a He's a
former. Like he was in prison for drugs
and then he came out and turned his life around.
He sang some fucking song and somebody heard it and people
like him now. I don't know.
He's cute though. He's fucking cute.
I gotta. Go to this we got.
Yeah, TJ, little late, first time on YouTube.

(01:25:30):
Appreciate you, my man. And then, right underneath it,
of course, Tony was yelling at his wife.
Is this something that I'm known?
For like, what the fuck, TJ? It's his first time and he
already knows you, Tony, you. Better behave all right.
Yeah, I try, Ma. I try my best, I'm not talking.
No bad things. Who's?
Talking bad things. Oh.

(01:25:57):
Man. Another another bad side of
Sessa injury is that Triple H should say, hey Seth had to be
in Birmingham today and if you've ever been to Birmingham.
Just about anywhere. Else, yeah, but isn't
Birmingham. Where?
Where? Fucking doctor?
What's his nuts used to be? I guess this is like James
Andrews, Yeah. But this is like Andrews.
Is understudy now, I guess because he had mentioned a

(01:26:18):
different doctor's name. Yeah, it's like Doctor.
Tortuga. This is the tale Tortuga, you
know, I don't really like. SNL much anymore, but that was
one of the bright spots of the past.
Fucking like 20 years. Oh.
Thank you. TJ arguably Birmingham might be

(01:26:39):
worse than the injury and Tropicout first hand knowledge.
If he's in Birmingham, it's a blown knee all.
Right, all right, yeah, but if it was a blown.
Puka pimp. It would be OK.
It'd be in. Huntsville, OH.
Yeah. Lift up my skirt and be.
Hunting for that manhood. Love you I'll.

(01:27:06):
See you in a couple weeks buddy.Tony, you're the senior.
Of the group, and I don't mean that in a bad way.
Are you content? No.
Are you content? Are you?
Are you? Well, if you were talking OK,
you would say he'd be this in your other group, right?
That's me. Olay.
What is? Greenway after.
Dark. Is that like it's ghetto

(01:27:28):
Huntsville? No, I gotta listen.
To the new top spot episode. Yeah, I'm only about 10 minutes.
In. Are you happy with?
With the return to Saturday night's main event, where we're
what, 3IN? They've done 3 or 444 maybe.
I don't know. Are you happy with with with
what we've done so far? I'm gonna join them.

(01:27:49):
I'm gonna join them quite a bit.Yeah.
Easy to watch. I do, I I do like that they
still have the open where Saturday Night Live is preempted
so we could bring you the following presentation.
I like that shit. I like getting into an emotion's
obsession, you know, like it's, it's a cool and like at first
when we saw it, it was like, this isn't what we used to get.

(01:28:12):
But I think they're doing a pretty damn good job.
I like, I like the glitz, the glamour around it.
I like the different kind of graphics They use old school
referees, the red, white and blue ropes.
Jesse Ventura coming back and hedidn't do commentary for the
main event. Yeah.
I was going to ask, was he was he part of the show Saturday?
Yeah, he did. He did the.
I know he did the open. Like I said, I didn't watch the
entirety of the show, but he definitely definitely did the

(01:28:33):
open with Joe testicles. Go test the door, yes.
Yep. And then?
We capped off the. Weekend with evolution.
I couldn't believe it was. Seven years ago, they first did
this pay-per-view. It was that long.
Huh. Yes, that's fucking crazy,
right? No, that's.

(01:28:54):
All the women. Deserve once every seven.
You had your balls. Whoa, you dumb Broads.
I don't know what it is we start.
Talking about the women's wrestling, I channel my inner
Freddie Blassie, I laughed. So.
Hard because during the pre showmotherfucking biggie started
mentioning like these are women that you know, we're not.

(01:29:17):
They're not wrestling in in in jello anymore.
You know, I was like Biggie, they should be add it to the car
and Vicki Guerrero was. There they could have tossed 1.
This this I think. Was the now look, I didn't watch
all 8 1/2 hours of AW but I did watch Evolution.
I thought this was the best showof the weekend.

(01:29:38):
Yep, Yep. Easy.
Even though I ate shit and. Pics again.
But I got fucking issue. Why the fuck is Bianca Bel Air
the the special guest referee and she didn't do fuck all.
Well, they set that up on the main of on.
Yeah, but she didn't do shit, bro.
She didn't accidentally hit anyone.
She didn't accidentally bump into anybody.

(01:29:59):
There was nothing. I was fucking.
I picked Naomi because I was going for a Shawn Michaels Brett
Hart Undertaker situation where Bianca goes to blast Naomi and
she accidentally hits Jade and Naomi gets to win.
But Bianca Bel Air just should there stood there looking sexy
as all hell in a free outfit. And then she counted to three
and then she had a weird like side eye with Jade after she

(01:30:20):
raised her hand. Because I think, isn't Bianca
still like friends with both of them?
So she doesn't want to pick sides, You know what I'm saying?
Like. I thought Bianca's still kind.
Of in the middle on this. He's he's she's kind of like in
that sting position where friends with Lex Luger, even
though Luger's doing some like, mean shit, you know what I'm

(01:30:41):
saying? Still respects the road warrior.
An accident, an accidental bump or a pusher.
You know, ladies get hot real fast and they start pushing and
shoving. Oh, because that's what Broads
do. Is this what we're doing?
I didn't say it. You did.
Because they push and shove. Women don't have good tempers.
No, women just don't get along with each other.
That's the problem a lot of. Estrogen in the.

(01:31:03):
Air yeah, I know these women with their eggs.
How dare they? So I.
Fucking ate shit on that. Pic I thought Becky wasn't going
to she was not going to factor in the pinfall.
I thought Bailey was going to win.
That was a great finish of that match was insane.
That fucking flippy dude roll upshit.
I was like fucking hey, if there's a time to to fucking

(01:31:23):
nail the finish, that was it. I love that though.
I fucking loved. Everything about it.
The one thing that pissed me off?
Becky. Becky let go it too, Becky.
Let's go at. 2 That's the one thing that drove me nuts, 'cause
now I have to go back and. Watch it.
Go back and watch it. Yeah, 'cause that was the.
First thing I picked up on I went hold my like fuck moon stem
right beautiful, well done. And then 1/2 she let's go at 2

(01:31:48):
they count to three. I went God damn it, wreck.
In my moon stem and then you just look down and go.
What am I going to do with this?What am I going to do with that?
What do you want to do? Cut it off.
What am I going to do with this bro?
What am I going to? Do with this.
Jesus his list is going to have like fucking four titles on it.
I'm not used to jerk offs in thefucking chat saying

(01:32:10):
inappropriate shit. He should be taking fucking
notes bro. This guy must.
Be getting some fucking. Good reception, talking about
Evolution missing a time of the month for his blood match.
It's actually not a terrible idea.
Bro, it's a horrible idea. Oh, it's.
Not. Why don't you just have a
superheroes? Versus villain 6 man tag.

(01:32:33):
You know, I forget if it was. Smackdown, I think it was
smackdown they had some Supermancrossover shit there too.
So you know I really wanted my Jordan grace pick back after I
saw the the pre show yes right with the I want you to accompany
me. I was like, I was like, I felt

(01:32:53):
the. Same way.
Dude that pissed me the fuck off.
Sure as shit it fucking. Happened old porn star fucking
name blasted her with the fuck belt.
I hate when they do that. I hate, like, why is she?
Why is she attacking members of Fatal Influence just to turn on
Jordan Grace? I fight.

(01:33:14):
It fucking drives me nuts. I hate when that happens.
Driving me nuts. She's driving me.
Nuts. No, I just like why would you?
Why would you? If you're turning on her, why
are you attacking? You don't want the fans to to
you. Don't want to Telegraph it to
the viewers. Yeah, that's Taylor's oldest
time, dude. It's like, it's like when when
fucking Peter Maivia turned on Bobby Backlund, he was fucking

(01:33:36):
beating up the bad guys and thenhe fucking just turned on Bobby
too. You don't.
You don't do. It.
I hate it. I hate it, hate it.
It works. Write that.
Down something that Bobby B was involved in that HK fucking
hated. Title, Man No.
It's not a title. No.
Verbally write it down. That's not a title.
God you suck at this. Brundo too.

(01:33:59):
Of way more hair than Brundo, solet's not do that.
If anyone's Brundo too, it's oneof you. 2 chodes.
No, not at all. No.
Yes. No.
Take off the hat. Let me see.
Yeah. You know what?
Little. Fucking Raisin head.
Let's see the little almond head.
Don't tell me what to do Fucking.
Almond. Head, come on, think when I'm a
little Saint Jude's kids take that ad off of the little.

(01:34:20):
Saint Jude's Christ, can you write that down?
One of those. Saint Jude's kids little.
Honey mustard head. I just want to eat some.
Fucking Wednesday's child. That doesn't mean much.
Saint Jude's Kids, it's a good one.
Oh my God. I thought.
I thought fucking Brundo was lost in the woods in

(01:34:41):
Pennsylvania. Fucking stop text.
Stop messaging. He's watching.
He's supporting his boys. He's on vacation.
Yeah. What it made.
He's grumper. I don't know.
With the fucking making butter. I don't know.
What he's doing out there in thefucking Is that what they call
it in Pennsylvania? Making butter.
Grumper butter, Grumper butter. Write it.

(01:35:04):
Down. That might be the.
One HK rumper butter. Rumper.
Butter, yeah, so whatever. She's better as a heel anyway.
Blake Monroe better as a heel. OK, I.
Get it? I.
Can't think it was I kept. Thinking it was Heather Monroe,
I kept confusing the 2. What are you, Michael?

(01:35:25):
What are you, Michael Cole? Oh God, that was fucking.
Irritating too. He kept on doing.
It non-stop Candace Michelle. Candace Michelle as if somebody
like nobody gives a shit about Candace Larry anyways.
You're not helping her when you don't fucking say her name
right? Nobody gives a flying.
Nobody gives a. Flying fuck about Candace Larae.

(01:35:45):
Never have, Never have. But I will say I.
Really like that battle royal match I was, I was surprised
with the amount of time it got and I was happy with the amount
of time it got. Very good battle royal.
Yeah, I was a little. Irked.
About NIA Jacks. Like I'm I'm so tired of seeing

(01:36:05):
her in. Like the she, like she.
Shouldn't be getting I'm past her being the diesel of the
rumble. I think Lash Legend should have
been the diesel of this battle royal.
OK. Right, like.
Look. Not the NIA, Tiffany Candace
stuff was great. She cashed in, she beat her,
then NIA got another match. I guess they're like now we're

(01:36:26):
going for clash in Paris. Like NIA Jack shouldn't even be
in this and if she is they all should have ganged up on her and
thrown her out first. That's probably my only
complaint. Also like.
Let's not. Ladies, I mean this.
Goes for anyone. In a battle royal, you can't
turn your back and dance in the middle of the ring on your other

(01:36:46):
opponents. If you do that, you deserve to
get shit canned. What was the Broads?
Name did like 2 fucking Kip UPS right in a row.
Like stop it stop it with that. Don't remember her name.
I just love that HK. Called her abroad, I.
Don't remember her? Name, But she did.
She fucking move Kip up, got up.Another move Kip up.
I was like, don't stop it, stop it, don't stop it.

(01:37:09):
Don't. Do that.
Stop it. Stop me.
Now, yeah, battle Royals, great.And I think I like that it came
down to Steph and Lash. I think lash legend.
Has a big on the potential but Ithink she needs to like.
I think she needs to excel in. NXT before she's getting title

(01:37:33):
shots on the main roster. I was right.
Go. Ahead, Tony, She's no.
Veruca Salt. That's what I was going to say.
Sol. Ruka Sol.
Ruka, Yeah. Yeah, well, fucking jerk off.
Brundo's taking a page out of your book with pics too, when he
sent in his fucking quirky little fucking play on Word.
They'll sit there like a jerk off and try and disciple

(01:37:55):
everything you guys do. Yes, discipling is very
difficult. That is important.
Oh. It's English shit heads.
Hogan's partner, the disciple. Brother.
I was surprised that that lash. Legend was in that spot at the

(01:38:15):
end, like you said, like she's got to got to do a little bit
more on an XT. So having her be there in that
spot at the end of the battle Royale, it pretty much told you
that it was going to be Steph. And I'm happy it was because
she's she's a stud. She she's fucking fantastic.
But it was at that point, I didn't seem like there was any
threat for Lash to win that match, right?

(01:38:38):
The I. Really enjoyed the tag match and
I and I think the big story out of it is the the way the crowd
reacted to Charlotte Flair and they loved her.
Bro that spot where she saved Alexa Bliss was fucking perfect.
They executed that. Great.
And then like, you know, the waythey've been playing, like their

(01:38:59):
frenemies, like I thought it wasgreat.
I really didn't think I was going to enjoy that, but I did.
Cats are going crazy. I just because I'm.
So sidebar, I've been. We've been usually.
We have all the doors closed. Upstairs so they don't.
Not the bathroom one. No, no.

(01:39:20):
They don't. They keep the the.
Keep Muda downstairs and keep the girls upstairs.
But the last week we've had all the doors open and the cats are
now getting used to. It's like the girls are just
running all over the place and I'm not used to doing the
podcast with the door open. So when I'm I just see a blur of
black run by the door. It's just Natasha being a
maniac. But it catches me off guard

(01:39:40):
every time so. I thought the cats.
All hated. Each other we're we're working.
On them, you know Muda. 'S Muda's a senior now.
He's got some health issues, so he's a little, little calmer.
Natasha is the kitten and she kind of is like the she's the
forbidden door. She can go upstairs, downstairs.

(01:40:02):
Muda doesn't mind her. She doesn't.
She's like the key to it all. She goes down there, she runs
around, she plays with them. He doesn't try and eat her.
Nelly was downstairs today. I can't tell you the last time
Nelly was downstairs, so you know.
Every day, Every day we're making some progress here with
the cats. Great.
That means during the BBQ I'm going to open the front door and

(01:40:22):
let them all run outside. You will do.
My wife will put a gun in your mouth and pull.
That is not a problem. For me that is a you problem.
Don't. Worry about it, I'll just be
hanging out. In the foyer somewhere, looking
at my phone. Out of the way.
The kitchen, Sir. The kitchen.

(01:40:44):
Whatever. Wherever I can find a spot to
hide, I'll be out of the way. I won't mess with the cats.
I won't. Even talk to you motherfuckers.
I don't care. Where did Kevin go?
I don't see. Him.
The new DC movie. Captain Obvious fucking debuting

(01:41:04):
on April 4th. He was, added the frame.
He was laughing so hard. He gets out.
So you yay or nay on the tag match.
Who me? Well.
Either of you guys, I didn't getthat far yet.
If there was if there was one match that I, I think it was a

(01:41:28):
fine match. I just.
Great event if. There if you had to go like
order of operations or order of of what you enjoyed the most,
the the tag match would be at the bottom for me.
OK, why? I don't.
That's a hard one, because I I think that.
Oh yeah. Moon stem, Moon stem tag.

(01:41:49):
Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, Jesus Christ, I, I think
that. With tag.
Wrestling I'm. Sorry, Diane, I didn't.
I didn't. Touch that one.
See he. Goes too far.
He gets a good one in there and bam, he can't just let it sit.

(01:42:09):
He's got a fucking. More buttons.
Bitch, more buttons they. Taste the pudding did.
You taste the pudding I. Did taste the pudding I fucking.
Sang that the other my Molly gotso pissed off she's like.
Don't stop it. 'Cause it gets.
She gets fucking stuck. In her head.
For days I can't. I can't do the Joe Hendry thing.

(01:42:31):
She gets mad. I I've become.
I think way too particular in intag team wrestling now.
Like it just there, there's so many things that like when I'm
watching it that I just I just kind of it's easy to Take Me Out
of A tag team match and I think that's probably why.
OK, I did. Suggest last night to the people
I was watching this with, like you.

(01:42:51):
Probably need a second referee. In these four way matches, yeah,
that's fair. As long as one of them's doing
fucking something, yeah. Yeah.
I did like I did. I.
Saw them using the tag rope. That was nice.
Love the tag rope? Love the tag rope.
Big tag. Rope.
Tiff Trish was. Fine for what it was, she
fucking smooshed Trish's face onthat fucking moonsault wolf

(01:43:13):
Trish was. Trish was a lot better than than
she was her last outing. Well, that she.
Alluded this. Might have been her last match
ever. Could it?
Could have been, but. If if did they cut her off
saying goodbye to. The crowd?
No, so the way it was shot was post match, they didn't go to
the ring at all. And it was just kind of Tiffy
outside the ring. And then the the referee like

(01:43:34):
ushering her to the back and I was like, oh, she mushed
Tricia's face bad. Like Tricia's fucked up.
But then they did the wide shot and she was just in the ring by
herself and the fans gave her a standing ovation.
It was nice. Yeah, I think that.
She deserves to send off more than Goldberg.
Yes, I agree. Yep, and I think that.
If it would be nice to have sometype of last actual, like if

(01:43:56):
she's going to do a last match, do an actual stamp of the last
match. Because again, I think that her
performance in that match was much better than her last
performance. Because going in I was not, I
did not have high expectations for Stratus and and she did a
great job. I think they both deserve.
Their their last match, you know, say goodbye, Yeah.

(01:44:17):
Yeah, she's. Goldberg Goldberg is a product
of WCW Cares. And Trish.
Trish. Trish took this crumbled women's
division where? There was pudding.
Brown Penny matches and she brought it up.
She put it up on her and Lita brought it up from the ashes and

(01:44:37):
made it worth a shit. Well Brenda, the guy who can't
be here says she should go out barking like a dog.
Woof. No jersey and Chelsea.
Tonight. Nah, yeah, No, I hope he's OK.
I'm sure he's fine. Jeez, Tony.
But I'm sure he's fine. What do you want me to say?

(01:44:59):
I hope he's in a fucking ditch somewhere.
Jesus. No, like what?
What did I do? I don't know, I said.
I hope he's fine. What does Julio have to say?
Looks like. Some type of detective, Julio D
Pirola. Pirola.
I wonder how you pronounce that.How do you pronounce that there,

(01:45:20):
Julio? Yeah.
How and. What is the little man so I have
magnified? That oh, he's.
What does he invent? Maybe he's just discovered us.
Oh. Hey.
Julio Julio D Pirola. Just 'cause you beat at a
Mexican. Restaurant 6 * a week doesn't
mean you're fucking Spanish, allright?

(01:45:41):
Yeah, Jesus too fucking. Burger.
Joint once in a. While seriously, a weed.
Fucking weed. He's a fucking vegetarian.
There's nothing wrong with beinga vegetarian.
Yeah, but he's not not like TonyStorm vegetarian like he wants
wants you to stick a carrot up his ass while he eats some
celery. I don't want you to.
Thank you, Tony. Well.

(01:46:04):
Played. Sir.
Well, fucking. Played.
We're writing it down. I'm just going to say this to
Al. Day.
Don't think I didn't notice yourcomments buddy.
Yep. Your contributions have.
Not gone, not gone unnoticed. He's my island.

(01:46:28):
Boy hey dude, we we got. To get him a longer grass skirt,
though, we'll think about it. Maybe he should get shorter
nards. Well, if he's going to.
If he's. Going to fucking Albert's Tavern
or whatever fucking place? Not going.
We're not going to Albert's Tavern.
I'll find a nice establishment. If you guys are going to
Albert's Tavern, you have to wait for me.
Go to Adam's. Fucking Adam's.
Tavern you're not going to Adam's.
Fucking Tavern. I want the water service.

(01:46:51):
Yeah, you need water. Service bro if we're going there
though. I'm putting on a pair of khakis.
I'm going to wear a fucking button polo shirt.
I'm doing no such. I'm not getting dressed up.
I'm going in a fucking tank top.I'm going to HK style tank top
shorts. My nasty walnut toe hanging out
flip flops. Maybe you should go to Pizza
Vita then. No, I'm not going to pizza.

(01:47:12):
At work. Oh my God, I would love to sit
down, have a pie, talk to Rocco,meet some of the employees.
They will not be. I'm not working that weekend.
Guess what? They are.
So that's why I want to go say hi.
They won't be at the restaurant.I'm off the truck.
They're on the truck. Well, the restaurant's not open
that weekend. You don't want to talk to the

(01:47:32):
restaurant people, maybe. Not you.
Yeah, let's not divert here. Adam's Tavern is the spot.
Fuck yeah, dude. He's not.
I'm picking you up. I'm making the decisions.
I thought we were going to wait.Wait to have lunch with.
Tony yeah, I can go for some of them.
Cauliflower bites. Those were fucking legit.
Look. That's not all.

(01:47:54):
I hate you hand job. I had fun.
We're not having this fucking conversation.
This is why we go till 9:30, because we have to do this shit.
Yeah, you know what? Brenda makes a good point.
I want to see you punch a customer in real life.
It happened once. And maybe it'll happen again.
I'm not working. I know what it's like in Summit.
Oh, Brent. Well.
Here's a great question because I know Brendo is his family's

(01:48:17):
deserting him for the weekend. Will Brendo be part of the
airport pickup or lunch? You know what?
Yeah. You know what?
Running 5 deep. Well, we don't.
Hey, we could go to. Hackensack and hit up White
Mana. Fucking take over the place.
But he doesn't eat meat, he eatsmeat.
Relax, he can't. He won't have a slice of cake.
You think he's going to have a fucking cheeseburger?

(01:48:39):
No, he's going to. He fucked.
Trust me, I know handsome Kevin.That fucker loves to devour
meat. Tube tube meat.
Fuck yeah. I think when you think, God
forbid, you think when he dies, he wants to die on an air
mattress with mommy standing over and going, are you OK?
Are you? Awake.
Don't mind me, I'm. Just watering the pants.

(01:48:59):
No, he probably wants to. Be in the comfort, she calls
more like. Tony, got your bud.
We done talking pay per. Views can we get can we get a
Well we got to talk about the main event.
Oh Jesus. Naomi cashed in it was a
fantastic match. You, Sky and Ria Ripley tore the

(01:49:19):
house down. Yeah, you're right.
Cashed in, I. Just didn't like that the
referee. Got bumped, then there was the
Riptide and then they decided togo around the arena.
It was like. A like the sequence of events
could. Have been done a little better.
I did enjoy the match though andI will.
Dude the cashing was fucking. I was like wow, beautiful.

(01:49:42):
Gosh, she should have worn something better.
I'm still not into her own heartgear but gosh she's a fucking.
Dork she's. She's been getting.
A little thick that Naomi, huh? A little bit like that.
No, but she, she. Got a little more plus to the
plus. She's wearing the things around
her size to make her butt bigger.
Like, oh, no, she'd been. She'd been eating a lot more

(01:50:03):
things to make her butt bigger. Yeah.
Jimmy's Jimmy's Wiener if you follow her.
Yeah, dude, it's made out of cake.
I didn't like, I think. I love it.
Wiener cake. Yeah, Wiener cake.
Yeah, you wrote that down, right?
Yeah. I I didn't like like I I'm I'm
tired of I'm tired of ref bumps.I'm tired of them and that would

(01:50:26):
look blatantly. Obvious too.
Yeah, yeah, we had the, we had one.
In the fucking Goldberg match like stop bumping the fucking
ref. But it wasn't the same show.
That's true. That's true, I'll give you that.
And then the referee being down for as long as they were like
they were outside of the ring for a good long while.
No, I did like the spot from EO outside like outside the ring.
I thought that was a that was a good spot.

(01:50:47):
I think what they did outside the ring was well done.
But like save that shit for fucking no count outs.
No olds like save that for that type of shit when you have a
match that's already on the card.
That was a fucking no holds barred match.
You had outside of the ring bullshit.
You had all that going on. Why duplicate that that that
fucking crowd work in in the main event with a ref bomb?

(01:51:10):
I'll tell you. Why?
I think for Naomi's plan to work, these two really had to
show that they let it all hang out, that they really wanted to
take it to each other because this was their one-on-one
opportunity. The world title was on the line,
so they really wanted to make itwhere Naomi was being a sneaky
son of a bitch and coming in there and actually just stealing

(01:51:33):
one from the two of them. That's why I think they did it
and you couldn't. You couldn't do that.
With that all being played out in the ring.
You could. You could still do.
You could still do it that way, Tony, I get.
It but they kind of have Ria Ripley as this unstoppable
monster at this point, but they also have EO Sky like being the
one that knew how to handle Ria Ripley and like really taking it

(01:51:56):
to her. She controlled a lot.
Of the fucking like. First half of this match, like
it was the EO Sky show, like RiaRipley was there just taking a
fucking ass beating, you know what I'm saying?
So I get your point. Maybe it was a little too, too
much, but I understand why they did it.
It made sense in the grand scheme of things because then
when Naomi came out, bam bam, bam, it was done.

(01:52:17):
You know, I did like that they. They emphasized like now that
it's triple threat, no DQ like that was that was an important
piece of piece of it that I'm very happy that they made made
comment of. I'm, I'm not a I'm not a huge
Naomi fan. I I mean, do they do this to get
Naomi? Because didn't Jade already say

(01:52:37):
she's going the other route withit at Summer Slam?
Or has she announced I. Don't know because what's her?
Name has Vaquer in Paris this weekend, next weekend, something
like that. Paris is after summer Slam.
Oh no. But.
Then what? Then what's coming?
Up with Vaquer is going to be challenging her so Vaquer won.
She gets the the match at the clash of that's.

(01:53:01):
That's August the. Clash in Paris, Excuse me,
that's August 31st so is does this mean Naomi's not going to
be defending at SummerSlam? No, Jade has to decide who she's
getting because she's the queen of the ring.
See, I thought she. Already, said Stratton.
Did she I? Thought so.
See what? Wikipedia has Oh, they just
announced it tonight on RAW. OK.

(01:53:23):
Triple threat match Naomi. Rhea EO tonight No, they
announced it tonight on Raw for Summer for.
Summer Slam, Naomi. Rhea EO triple threat.
You are right, HK Jade is going after Stratton.
It just that that feels. Like it's leaving that whole

(01:53:44):
situation. With the three of them.
Unresolved but. It.
Doesn't in a sense, because now they can pivot.
You know what I'm? Saying.
And don't we have like that fucking champions versus
championship coming up in Saudi Arabia, right, for the fucking

(01:54:05):
big belts that what's her name won and Cody won last year?
Oh, I forgot about. That so maybe we are going.
To get Jade Naomi running it back, champion versus champion.
Oh, they're doing that in Australia.
Crown Jewel, Perth, that's wherethey're doing that.
What they're moving Crown Jewel to Australia.
Yeah, that's October 11th. That will be the Raw Women's

(01:54:27):
champion against the Smackdown Women's Champion.
Why did they move it to? Perth.
Is the Saudi deal. Done.
I thought they still had a couple of well, the.
Saudi deal's not. Done now.
But I thought that gimmick was just for the Saudi the Royal
Rumbles and Saudi Tony, no? Shit.
Yes. Are they bringing back the big

(01:54:48):
fat Chinese guy that they were trying to pass off as Yokozuna?
Is it the actual? Royal Rumble?
Or is this another one of those greatest Royal Rumbles?
Nope, the actual. Royal Rumble, January 2026.
That's craze ball. Wow.
That. Means that the Royal Rumble.
'S going to be on at like what, one in the afternoon?
That ain't bad. One 2:00 in the.
Afternoon. Yeah.
That ain't bad at all. I'm down for that.

(01:55:10):
Yeah. So the rest of the year is the
the the Summer Slam clash in Paris at the end of August.
Crown Jewel, October 11th. Survivor Series, November 29th.
Handsome to heaven. You know what's going to make
the Royal Rumble even better nowthat they moved it to Saudi
Arabia? It's going to be on the
afternoon if they put the woman's Royal Rumble on smack

(01:55:32):
down the day before so I don't have to fucking sit through.
I'm just saying. I'm just.
Saying OK now. Can we get the pick totals?
Yes. Brundo took the lead by one game

(01:55:56):
Tony. His seven and three record at AW
gave him the one game lead because everybody went forward
and wanted evolution. We did not count the cash in
because it was not part of the matches, so we didn't pick it.
So that pick is null and void. Tony, you're one game back.
I eat shit. I am way far back.

(01:56:17):
HK is 1 game behind me. I went 10.
And 10. HK went 14 and 16.
Tony and Boy wait, wait, wait. He went 14.
And 6:14 and 6:00. I'm sorry, I was going to say,
did he pick another fucking showthat we forgot?
About Rondo. 15 and. 5 Tony 14 and 6.

(01:56:39):
I went 10 and 10. HK is 14 and 6:00 just because I
did this this afternoon. You can take that banner down
for a second please, just so. People.
Can see where we are. Grundo with A1.
Game lead Tony and his championship.
One game back. I am falling, falling fast.

(01:57:00):
What a terrible weekend I shouldhave.
Kevin is pulling up the rear. Oh yeah, he always.
Does I should have? Stole that belt when I had the
chance. He really should have.
When I got the text from you saying run son, I should have
fucking listened. No one would have missed it bro.
I would have been halfway back to the main streets of North
Darlington. You dropped the ball.

(01:57:23):
Brother, and we got a pay-per-view this weekend.
Of course we do. Which is out in Long Island at
the USB arena trying to find thefucking thing.
God damn. You mean the UBS Arena or
whatever it's called really havea pay-per-view this weekend?
We picked fucking. The other TNA pay-per-view.
I'm actually look, this card looks fucking awesome, man.

(01:57:44):
Yeah, that makes one of us. Rick Williams, Joe Henry, Mike
Santana Triple threat for the TNA World Championship.
Moose against Leon Slater for the X Division title.
Four team ladder match for the TNA World Tag Team Champions.
Chips the Nemeths against the Hardys against the Rascals
against first Class. Tessa Blanchard, Indy Hardwell.

(01:58:05):
Mustafa Ali. Cedric Alexander.
What? What what I miss?
Hardwell, Hartwell. Hardwell.
All Indy Hardwell Ash Ash and Heather by Elegance against the
the ikonics and then Masha against JC Jane.

(01:58:27):
Winner takes both titles. I think Masha Slamovich is your
your new NXT and TNA women's champion.
I get a feeling if any match. Calls for a schmazz.
It's that one it. Just gave us a schmazz.
On the fucking evolution with JCJane, Yeah, but this is TNA,
bro. This is different now I'm
talking to schmoz where nobody wins.

(01:58:49):
It's like a double fucking throwit out.
No come on. They gave the the TNA world
champion the trick. Now it's time for them to give
the NXT Women's title to Masha and NXT brand needs a main.
Event. Champion, A championship caliber
woman, and I think that's Masha.Yeah, 'cause none of these other

(01:59:09):
Broads. Stack up right HK?
That's right. You said it, not me.
Donkey. Just I'm just reiterating what?
You told us, but I I. Just told you what.
We were you said NXT needs a main event star for the women's
division, so fuck. Everybody.
Else that's what you said tell. Me what I'm telling.
Lies. Plenty of gals on XT.

(01:59:33):
Who who you going to put The Whoyou?
Going to strap there. Who's going to beat JC, Jane.
Saul Ruka. Sauruka's your North American.
Champion who got fucking pinned in the tag match.
Fucking AW Ring of Honor style. Don't care, Sauruka.
I care, why would you? Pin the fucking North American
champion to establish the next challenger for that belt.
It's. Fucking Raquel.

(01:59:54):
Rodriguez. She's the fucking WWE Tag Team
Champion. Yeah, that that and 3:50 get you
on the bus. She's not going down to NXT to
challenge for the North Americantitle.
Why not? The man is your fucking.
Intercontinental Champion. Anything can fucking happen.
Come. On you don't pin the fucking
north. Chip, you could have pinned

(02:00:14):
fucking Xerxes or whatever her fucking dumb name is Xerxes.
Yeah, what's the fucking girl with?
The face paint, she looks like Hey my man.
Julio. Julio.
Julio Di Piero. Thanks, Julio.
I want to be my Julio. And by the schoolyard.

(02:00:38):
Fuck yeah, dude. He's.
Never fucking. Heard that?
Come on. This poor guy is going to
support us and you're going to throw out the jokes?
He's probably been here in his whole fucking life.
You should be happy he's part ofthe family now.
Yeah. We only insult.
Those of which? We love, we're not insulting
him. I just feel like, you know Julio
down by the schoolyard joke he'sprobably heard his whole fucking
life. Maybe he loves it.
Maybe he's just. Yeah, maybe he like, yeah, maybe

(02:00:58):
he. Lives for that, Yeah, He lives
for the alleged homosexual experience Paul Simon had with
That's what the fucking song is allegedly about.
I think you're just mad because.You haven't had a song about you
having a homosexual experience. Lord knows you got a lot of.
Experience, just not the song. Yep.
All right. You want double T?

(02:01:19):
Yeah, Will you? Yeah, sure.
Guy's got. So much experience, yet he's.
Not down for bro stuff. I don't understand.
I don't get it. Yeah, and I'll never understand
it. Either he's trying to he's
trying to figure me out mystery wrapped in.
An enigma over there. Fucking double T.
Oh, he's worried about his crossbreeding his cats now?
Jesus, that's what he's going todo.
Looks like he's wrapped in bacon.
Bro you're so gay you don't even.

(02:01:39):
Realize it. You and your wife knows I.
Bet you if we had Rhiannon on the show, she'd be like, yeah,
you know, I keep him around. But he does love the Dick.

(02:02:10):
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
I'm going to. Replay.
Kevin and I just laughing 400 times.
Tomorrow and why? Why is she keeping him around?

(02:02:33):
He's not doing shit around the house.
That's dirty bro. That's.
Fucking dirty. You're in the same fucking boat,
handsome Kevin. You wish I was in.
The same boat. You are in the same boat.
You wouldn't know what to do with a fucking screwdriver.
Your poor wife has to use it on you.
You always know what to do with a fucking Dick.

(02:03:01):
Matt and Kevin. Down on the schoolyard.
Hey, don't give up my tune, Mama.
Why? That's why HK always writes.
That shit in the chat, I know just where.
He's coming this this gives new.Meaning to this drop.
Help me hear them. Kevin.

(02:03:26):
He always does, Ma, He always. Does.
Holy shit, look at that. Look at that.
Julio's fitting right in. He knows he's home.
Look at that. I know he's answering Kevin.
They have a question on that. Oh.
They're all right. Montana.
Looking like me eating ice. Cream on the fucking Jericho
Cruise. Would you look at the time can?

(02:03:54):
We get to homework. Yeah, yeah.
Yep, homework. Time for homework?
Julio, since you're new, every week we assign the group
homework and then we will go watch the homework and hopefully
you the the listener subscriber viewer, you also watch that
homework and then we talk about it the next week.

(02:04:14):
So handsome. Kevin was kind enough.
Kind enough to. Take us back to July. 11th 2006
for ECWWE, the taping in Minneapolis, MN.
Yes, it was live. Who was live?
Live in Minnesota, Yeah. They taped Smackdown that night.

(02:04:35):
Oh, yes, OK, yes. For Ric Flair and the Big Show
in an Extreme Rules match, yeah.What?
What? Possessed you to hand off this
gem to us, feller? Well, one thing.
I It's the only ECW show I've ever been to.
The only one. It's a fucking ECW show, all

(02:04:56):
right? It's an ECW show.
It's the only one I've been to. I remember like I remember being
excited about seeing an ECW show.
Obviously some things had changed in between when I bought
the tickets and the main. Obviously the main event 'cause
that's right in RVDS bullshit. But second time I got to see Ric

(02:05:17):
Flair perform excited. I was on the floor for the, for
the, the show. I was just down by the, the
entrance way, not the ECW entrance way, the smack down
entrance way. I remembered having a lot of fun
at at this show. And again, it being the only ECW
show that that I've I've ever been to, I was like, you know,
let's let's go to that one, Let's go to that one.
I've been there. Let's have fun with this.

(02:05:40):
All right, I had fun I. Enjoyed it, I had fun with it,
but also to my earlier point like this was a.
Bloodbath and. You kind of were like skewed out
about previous homeworks that involved a lot of blood and this
had blood and thumbtacks. So it's not necessarily.

(02:06:02):
Just the the blood that that I don't like.
It's the the excessive amounts of gore where you don't need
excessive amounts of gore. This is this, this one was
different, man. This is, this is Ric Flair with
thumbtacks shit. You don't think of Ric Flair
with a fucking barbed wire baseball bat like it, it's it's
wild stuff because you don't think of Ric Flair in this

(02:06:22):
obviously one in this arena in an ECW match, in an extreme
rules match, using fucking thumbs tacks, using fucking
barbed wire baseball bats, all that kind of shit.
So. Joey Styles hammered it.
Home for oh, big time, big time I.
Love Joey Styles. And Tazz on commentary too.
I thought they'd agree. Taz Taz had some.

(02:06:42):
Misses, though Taz had some Taz had some misses on that he.
Was all dressed up. Was Taz still pretty new to?
Commentary at this point, yeah, so.
I don't think so. This is 2000. 6 So he's done his
smackdown. Run at this point, yeah, then.

(02:07:04):
Maybe he's not. So new, maybe it's just him and
Joey trying to, you know, find their, find their footing.
Yeah, I don't know. So.
So he, yeah, he's been a full. Time broadcaster since 2002.

(02:07:24):
Yeah. So fuck him.
He fucked up, yeah. It was weird seeing.
Ric Flair, like in this element,I don't remember if this was
around the time when he was feuding with Mick Foley.
He was. They mentioned it on commentary.
So they had just had their match.
Rick Flair wanted to fight him again.

(02:07:46):
But yeah, it was it was upcoming.
Because they he even did that inpromo before the match so.
I was. Just weird.
Like and just. Happens to be a.
Fucking barbed wire. Fucking 2 by 4 under the ring,
which always fucking got me, youknow?
I mean, I get it's ECW. It is what it is.
I don't remember ECW in their first run.

(02:08:09):
Not the best run, by the way, ever using thumbtacks.
Like I know that they had like the Taipei deathmatch that was
kind of a one off. I know they had barbed wire.
I don't remember thumbtacks everreally being involved.
So that kind of took me out of it.
I don't know. Matt's thinking about it.
Was it like something that they did in 99, 2002, 1001?
Because I was, yeah. I want to see like Dudley's axle

(02:08:30):
balls, flaming tables, thumbtacks, flaming tables.
I remember. I don't remember thumbtacks,
though. Thumbtacks were involved in
that. Now that you.
Yeah, now that. You say that that that that's
ringing in my mind too, but thatlike I was already.
Kind of on my way out of ECW at that point, so but Rick flair.
Took an ass. Kickin for most of this match
and it took him a good 10 minutes to realize all I have to

(02:08:53):
do is keep fucking kicking and punching the big show in the
balls. It's fucking awesome.
It was awesome. But.
It's like, you're the dirtiest player in the game, and I know
they played that out, but it's kind of like, fucking do that
shit from the jump, you know what I'm saying?
It was so well played too. Because it was the IT was the
one nards plow. Classic nards plow.
And then he waited. Double nerds plow.

(02:09:13):
But then he just like. But then he.
Just started hauling off with the punts to the balls.
Dude, he was fucking amazing. Amazing.
Fucking. Giant of a man you got to
fucking haul off. And and and you could tell.
At certain points like Big Show gave zero fucks about Ric Flair
trying to stage a comeback. Like he just kept cutting them
off at every fucking chance. Like Nope not yet Rick, not yet

(02:09:35):
Rick just kept fucking cutting them off.
You could also see Ric Flair butdidn't give a shit either
because you could clearly see him calling spots like it was
audible. Yeah, I mean this.
Wasn't even close. To like Ric Flair's like TNA run
either, but it's just weird seeing like Ric Flair is like an

(02:09:55):
old tan man like having a match like this.
You know you I've been watching a lot of 1985 JCP where he where
he fucking buys the suit for fucking magnum like in every and
it's like it was only it's only 20 years ago from this match
right from O 6 to 86 and he looks like just man, he, he

(02:10:18):
lived the fucking gimmick man. There's no doubt about that.
What do they call him? Rd.
Rd. hard Rd. Warren, something like that.
Holy shit. He he lived that lifestyle man
'cause he just looks nothing like he did 20 years prior.
But this was enjoyable. I went into it with an open
mind. As much as I don't respect EC
www.e, whatever you want to callit.

(02:10:39):
I think it's fraudulent. But I went in with an open.
Mind, and I enjoyed it for what it was.
I think commentary did a great job putting over like this is
the first time Rick Flair's everbeen in an ECW a a ring like
wrestled under the ECW banner. Yes, I get, I get it, Tony, but
at the same time it is it, it is.

(02:10:59):
Like a. Wrestling history thing, you
know, like, oh, big shows, you know, Rick Flair's trying to
become the second person ever beat WC www.en ECW champion even
though I don't. Recognize.
As a ECW Championship, I get what they were doing though, and
it was a fun match. Unprotected chair shots, you
know, it's a little. Awkward, but it.

(02:11:20):
Worked, you know. And Rick?
Rick Flair. Was a.
Little ginger with his shots though, he was after the after
this first one when he like kindof looked up and he saw the
chair was fucking like that. And I and whatever.
Why? Let me ask you guys this why
does Big Show stop using that finisher?
I thought that was a fucking super cool couple.

(02:11:42):
Of touch. Backbreaker thing.
That. Was.
Fucking cool it was. Go ahead.
No go. Ahead, HK, I was going to say
with that, with that. Finish.
I I loved when he actually used it to like completion.
You know what I mean? Like when when he got when he
got on top of the guy and reallyfinished.
Oh yeah. Double T anything?

(02:12:05):
No, I, I, I. They probably wound up getting
him away from it because Big Show shouldn't be putting people
to sleep or choking people out. Like Big Show should just be
murdering people. Like as a finish.
That's like a like the combo of the cobra clutch into the
Backbreaker and then he pins them.
Like that's pretty like a bad ass move and then he fucking
beats him and he picks him up and he just fucking flings on

(02:12:26):
face first. Wait, I don't remember.
I thought I thought he put him to sleep.
No, he put him. He put him to sleep.
That's what. That's what I liked about it, is
that like he's, he's like a giant fucking bear on top of the
guy. Out he goes.
I guess it. Makes sense.
I mean like a. Lot of the big guys used to have
bear hugs and shit like that too, so it kind of, yeah, it
makes sense. I guess I'll take that back.

(02:12:46):
I. Enjoyed it, I liked.
It I liked the match. Yeah, I liked it too.
I. Give it.
I give it 2 thumbs up. Yeah, fuck yeah.
It was enjoyable. It was easy watch.
It was 11 minutes. I did not watch any of the
other. Nope.
Me. I skipped through like some
weird Tommy Dreamer match and I saw your boy PJ was on there.

(02:13:10):
As Duke would say, a rare. PJ Sighting.
Yep. Not for me, my.
Friend, it was only like. The 6th. 6th episode, right?
It was fifth. No, it was the 6th.
You were wrong. It was the sixth.
Yeah. Because I went looking on the
5th. Episode I said where the fuck is

(02:13:31):
this match? I listen to commercials on
fucking Peacock and I couldn't find it The yeah, because that,
that. Is right after RVD got got
picked up and and so obviously aton of shit changed right right
that moment when yeah big show had won the.
Belt the week before because RVDgot.
Popped. Yeah, Yep, wasn't Sabu part.
Of that, too. Yes, he was.

(02:13:52):
But Sabu was not a double champion at that point, right?
Well, he was, but that helped push him out the door too,
right? Yeah, well, of course.
It's a lot easier to do stuff. Yeah, a lot easier to do the
stuff with RVD than it was with Sabu at that point.
So rest in peace can. We get a moment.
Of silence for. Sabu.

(02:14:19):
Ma, you got to take it easy. Oh yeah.
Oh. Yeah, what?
Don't be talking about that. Yeah, seriously, Ma, Tony,
you're up this week, buddy. What a What wonderful wrestling

(02:14:40):
wisdom will you bestow upon us? Well, I am taking us to Saint
Paul. But it's not for Bob Backlund.
It's also not for Buck Zumhoff defeating Steve Regal.
Not that Steve Regal. It's not Wahoo McDaniel beating
Eddie Boulder. You know who that is.
It's also not for the main eventof Vern Gonya, Mad Dog Vashon

(02:15:02):
and Sheik, Adnan L Casey and Jerry Blackwell.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We are. Going.
To AWA Super Sunday, where Hall of Fame suggested Nick
Bockwinkel defends the AWA WorldChampionship against the one and
only Hulk Hogan brother. Love it straight.

(02:15:25):
Off of his fucking debut on the silver screen in Rocky 3, the
Hulkster gets another crack at the AWA World Heavyweight
Championship. And if that weren't enough, Lord
James Blears is your special guest referee.
Bobby Heenan's there as the Brain with Nick Pacwinkle.

(02:15:49):
I fucking thought it would be a great idea to show some AWA some
love I thought about. Doing AWA.
Yeah, and we get the Hulkster. Challenging for a world
championship rather than defending one year, it's.
Going to be good times going to be.
Good times, going to be some great hits.
Where can we find this Tony? This is on the Youtubes.

(02:16:10):
We can I can give you the link for it so we could pop that in.
Yeah, it's about a, it's. About 1/2 an hour clip.
The match itself runs about 20 minutes.
So you get you get the whole flavor like the the
announcements and everything going in going into this,
everything involved what what venue is.

(02:16:30):
It at. It is in.
Saint Paul, it is at the Oh, shit.
Where the hell was it? Oh, the Saint Paul Civic Center.
Yeah, OK. And according to.
Wikipedia 20,000 people were in attendance for this thing.
Yeah. 20. 1000 for an AWA show. People write it down.

(02:16:52):
Sounds about right though. Yeah, AWA.
AWA was frothing. Hulkamania was running wild
before it made it back. And you?
Look at the card like Brad Reagan's against Rocky Stone,
Buck Regal Lawler's there against John Tolos.

(02:17:13):
Yeah, the Texas. Cowgirls.
Fuck yeah. Wendy Richter and.
Joyce Grable, Yeah, Against JudyMartin and Velvet McIntyre.
Wahoo Eddie, you mentioned Ventura Patera and Blackjack
Lanza against the High Flyers. And Rick Martel, Greg Gonyo, Jim
Brunzell, Rick Martel all on thesame team.
Come on. And then you mentioned the main
event. Like, yeah, I I see it, I see it

(02:17:35):
selling out 20,000. Hell yeah, apparently.
This is on the network too. Oh, is.
It. I like that.
Let's see. Well, if you can't.
Find it on the. Network, it's definitely on
YouTube. Yeah, this.
So this is from 2019. So Network started adding the

(02:17:56):
shows to the on demand section. So yeah, I think YouTube is the
way to go. We'll get you we'll get you the
link. We'll.
Get you the gimmick. I will put it in the show
description on YouTube and Spotify, so you can just click
on that and watch along with us.We have the juice box next week,

(02:18:17):
our boy Juice Springsteen's joining us to talk whatever the
hot topic of the week is. Are we going to break up?
Break the news? About WCW 2 him next.
Week. Well, I don't think we're going
to be talking. About.
WCW. OK.
I. Think he also knows?
You sure? Yeah, he was on what he was.

(02:18:37):
On the show, like a couple months ago.
OK, all right, all right. I think he knows all right.
Could we get a moment of silencefor?
WCW. This is like fucking 1990. 9
independent wrestling in New Jersey.
You want to do A10 belt salute too?
You know, it's kind of sad that you.

(02:18:58):
Mentioned that because there wasa point in time where like, it
seemed like every fucking independent show had A10 belt
salute for somebody, like in consecutive fucking shows.
Yeah, there. Was like.
Remember Opie and Anthony used to do the fucking dead wrestler
of the Week? Yeah, it was happening so often.
That's right. Don't be so fucking somber.

(02:19:20):
We have a death pool going. Oh, I'm not being somber.
I'm just fucking thinking about what a fucking weird time it was
in wrestling. Yeah, I'm thinking.
About it's. Time Billy Jack Haynes.
You better walk towards the fucking light, brother.
Go to the Light lighthouse. Tugger Yeah, go to the
lighthouse. Really.
And. All your guys tugger.

(02:19:40):
Not Buck. Zoom off God, Buck's been
working out. Just get himself healthy, you
know? Suppose he got a fucking.
Only fans? Nah, I got, I got, I got a.
Guy on the inside there I got a guy on the inside.
Can we get Buck some cheez its? Yeah, who?
I thought. Who's?
Setting up the JPay. I am not setting up the.

(02:20:01):
JPG. Let's have Brundo do it what
you're like. You're.
Within like driving distance. Handsome Kevin.
Oh, I am. Yeah.
We can go see him. When you guys are in town.
Oh, I was just going to. Say bro.
Can we go see Buck? Zumhoff, can we make that?
Happen. I don't think we.

(02:20:21):
Can actually go see. Him, he got it is he think he's.
Allowed a visitor. How can we look into this?
You really want to go to the Federal?
Prison and fucking go visit Bug Zumoff.
For the show, he's. In federal prison?
No, I forgot it's been so long. It's not a FUD.

(02:20:41):
For the show. I would definitely, but it has
to be like documented. We have to videotape it.
I don't know if you'd be allowedto bring shit in.
They wouldn't. Let that happen.
I don't even think you could I. Don't even think you could bring
a phone, I think you'd have to check all that shit before you
go in there. Yeah, so Matt gets arrested in.
Minnesota for wearing a wire kind of fucking.

(02:21:03):
You know what if. You really want to play smart.
Tell them that you're press and see if you can get press
credentials, because if you're pressed, maybe they'll allow you
to come in and videotape like they did for for fucking Black
Blood. Oh, Billy Jack, did I talk about
that? No, no.

(02:21:26):
Maybe we could sneak him in a box?
Of cheez its do. You have to see these guys.
Some cheez. Its.
We should set up AJ pay. All right, well, let's get some
more for SJ first before, beforewe, are we getting FJ some?
Pudding. Who FJ?

(02:21:47):
We're getting her some pudding, say.
FJ or SJ? SJ.
We can send her, we can get. Pudding together, I mean, if.
Matt's going to be handing. Off all these other gimmicks,
maybe we could just get her a crate of fucking pudding.
Yeah, I don't. Care for?
That Yeah, I'm with you, Diana. Why are we going to give her a
pudding to give to the fans so they can make their own videos

(02:22:09):
of what what they did with the pudding, Yeah.
It's a movement. Is it?
Sooner or later it will be. It's a weird one.
Can I? Can I?
Can I think about it? It's already going to be a no.

(02:22:30):
HKI feel it. No, I just.
Want to think I'd? Just, you know, no imagination.
Right, no, like I just need. The logistics like you get like
like we we'd have to. I would want to brand the boxes
then shining Wizards Jello. We'd have to.
Get our own stickers. To put over the fucking jello
boxes. You know what?

(02:22:50):
I could see you. I could see one of our idiotic
fans doing something completely inappropriate with the jello,
like funneling it into like maybe their own orifice or
someone else's orifice. Well, that's what you this is
this is what you want. This is why you would no because
if something. Bad's going.
To happen and they're going to fucking blame us.
It's going to be like, what did you?
What was your main goal to give people?

(02:23:12):
Would you want to watch them make fucking jello?
No, you honestly, like, make your jello, maybe serve it at a
wrestling show or maybe like, rub it on a bald head and have
their girl lick it off or something.
Yeah, that's number of things. Yeah.
Like. Like their like.
Their girl or another guy just wearing a shining wizard shirt
licking jello off of somebody's like or something on a well, SG

(02:23:33):
SG. Is in the chat right now.
She's got stickers. You going to put those on the
jello? OK.
What does she think? Tony Tony doesn't want people
funneling jello out of their orifices.
But then he says licking jello off a butt crack that's inches
from a butt hole. Those are two completely

(02:23:53):
different things. Yeah, come on.
Different. Concepts, bro, that's you're
walking a thin line there. What if a piece of jello right
down the butt crack into the butt hole.
Then we got butt munch. You got Brian knobs butt hole
and you're fucking dropping chunks of jello into it like
that's that that's on you, buddy.
No, but you start. If you're picking Jello off a
butt crack, Jello is jiggly and then a little bit slides down

(02:24:15):
the butt crack. Now it's stuck between your butt
cheeks. I mean, then we're diving in for
the nugget, and then we're doingall sorts of crazy.
I hear now I hear what you're saying.
Pudding's the better idea. I'm I'm picking up what you're
saying. I'm also seeing a little more.
Of the gay coming out over here a little bit.
Will you stop? Well, you motherfuckers talking.

(02:24:37):
About jello jiggling, what aboutthe butt cheeks?
They don't jiggle either. Yeah, it's out of.
Our hands, what they do with it once we give it to them, yeah,
but we don't want to put. Any ideas in their head?
You know what I'm saying? Like we could say, go home and
make the jello, right? We just want to see what what?
Creativity you have with the jello?
Yeah, maybe you make. A Jello mold.
Or maybe you use the pudding like a pie crust.
You know, you could do that, yeah.
Oh my. God, like shining Wizards.

(02:24:59):
Like shining Wizards. Desserts like you make a little
pie a little southwest on the top.
Yeah, yeah, He wants that. Stop.
That's not what you want. Maybe it is.
I do. I, I if, if this went off and
people were making jello and then we just had an inbox full

(02:25:20):
of just pictures of jello molds,you guys would be like, oh, I
thought someone would at least put their Dick in it or no, we
were. Now you're.
Yeah, Now you're giving them badideas, dude.
Yeah, We would show. Look.
At this look at. This.
Gary, Gary out in North Carolina.
He uses the pudding to do this right.
Fantastic dessert. Oh my God.
Yeah, like. Like or, or like Molly, God no,

(02:25:42):
no, let me pick a different name.
Tina in in Minnesota decides like, her and her girlfriends
are going to get together and they're going to make like
Southwest jello molds and then they're going to like display
them or like, you know, something like.
That. Yeah.
Little whipped cream on them, you know, little bit.
Yeah, something creative. If they can make a little kick

(02:26:03):
logo out of jello, that'd be nice.
That'd. Be awesome as hell.
We could post them. Could be awesome, yeah.
Fuck yeah, we could even have a little contest.
That would be wonderful. Maybe maybe the best.
One gets AT shirt or a box of wizardry, we bring them back for
a contest. I love that the the most
creative and best. Use of the jello gets AT shirt.

(02:26:25):
Yeah, but it's got to be show. Related.
Yes, you know, maybe you're. Just eating jello.
While you're watching the StevenSeagal like Hapkido video, that
could be a thing. Or you're you're you're.
Making jello molds and sending them to the fellows in Africa so
they can dance around them. I don't know to.
The Bangladeshi boys. Yeah, or the.

(02:26:45):
Girls from fucking. Russia.
Maybe there's dancing around theshining Wizards.
Jello. Maybe they're dancing and
pudding. Yeah.
That. Could be nice.
Wearing shining Wizards. T-shirts or drinking out genius.
You. You.
You're silent. Because you just don't know how
to respond to how good of ideas these are.

(02:27:06):
You've got nothing if. You guys want to?
Handle this department. That's all you.
I got enough on my plate. I'm good.
Maybe you have? Some jello on.
Your plate too. Hey, you don't have pudding on
your plate. Fuck no you don't.
Are we doing pudding? Hello.
Or are we doing pudding? I'll I'll get both.

(02:27:27):
See. Then you can even compete.
We could get. We could get.
Lemon jello to make it look likethe Gold Kick logo.
That would be nice, yeah. Fuck yeah, you.
Want to put a little cool? Quip on there if you guys want
to be if you want to head up this this division of.
Shining Wizards. Where the fucking jello steering

(02:27:48):
committee over here? Oh fucking nuts.
I'm out, I'm good, I got me and SJ are doing St. team stuff.
This is also part of the street.Team yeah, we want to make sure
the. Streets are delicious.
Well, when Brett, you can involve Brundo.
And when Brundo gives her the koozies, when she's here for
Wrestlecon and GCW, he can pack up some fucking jello and some

(02:28:11):
jello pudding. But it would be by request.
Like we'd have to let people know.
Like, hey, when you see SJ, tellher you want to get involved in
the in the jello like gimmick, you know?
Yeah. This is great.
This poor girl. She's.
She likes the. Idea she's.
Going to get creative this weekend and make she's going to
make a sample. God.
Bless SJSJ, you're the best. She rolls.

(02:28:33):
Bro this. Poor girl is going to take.
Time out of her busy schedule todo this.
But this is fun. This is creativity.
SJ is a creative lady. Double T hates fun.
Jesus, this is what I'm getting.At here like.
This is what I'm. I'm picking this up.
No, I don't hate. Fun.
I just think you guys are both gross, gross individuals, No,

(02:28:56):
and you just don't want fun fucking jello molds.
Because as soon as the red lightis off, you're looking for tits
in the molds. You're looking for lips in the
molds. You write down tits in the
molds. That's a genius title.
And why would you say lips in the molds?
That doesn't even make sense. Fussy lips.

(02:29:22):
Oh, you are. Naughty you are, Naughty you are
sullying our wonderful idea. How dare you?
How dare I? What you sully our beautiful
idea? No SJ.
'S running with this. Out.
Dude, I don't know, it makes it go up.
Right. I don't know why you have to

(02:29:43):
ruin this. You want, do you want jello
molds with pee sees and pee peesand all this stuff?
Is that what you're looking for?No, no, no.
Oh. Shit, I didn't mean to do that.
No, dude, you. Turned your fucking.
Show off I was trying to but I wasn't ready for that yet all
right well, you guys, you know you here's what you can do I.

(02:30:05):
Will give SJ. Both of your phone numbers you
can coordinate this with her andthat'll be your involvement in
the street team. I will continue making the
graphics and posting on Twitter and then you know, it all comes
together. See and think how sad you're.
Going to be when this takes off.I'm not going to be sad.
I just have and she even says how about shining Wizards

(02:30:25):
cookies and you could put some. People dip their cookies and
pudding. Oh my.
God, that'd be. Awesome, yeah.
Now we're providing pudding. For them to dip their cookies,
it's there's a whole thing. Man, you hate fun.
No, I don't do. Do no you hate fun?

(02:30:46):
I just have you. Hate fun.
I love you, but you hate fun. This poor girl, this.
Poor girl's going to take this seriously.
She's going to invest money and time into this and then you 2
fucking shows are going to ghosther and it's a great fucking
idea. But I don't want.
Everybody going to have fun withyou because you hate it.
I don't. Hate it, I just don't want to

(02:31:06):
deal. With it, I don't want to be
responsible for fucking shippingjello and putting to Canada when
this was your idea. We're not going to ship it.
We're going to give it to you. You have to give her the pens
and the other things we're goingto order anyway.
Yeah, you a bitch. She's going to be here in 20
days. You better hope that pens get
here. And I don't know if it's going
to be me. It might be Brendo, because
Brendo's going to a GCW show with her.

(02:31:27):
No, Brendo has zero fucks to give about giving out putting,
you know? But this is not my idea.
I don't want any part of this. I don't want any.
Responsibilities don't pass the buck on me and make me the jello
guy. You know what?
What's on you? Yeah.
He hates fun love. Stick though, this has been a
production of The Shining. Wizards Network.

(02:31:50):
For everything Shining Wizards, visit.
Shiningwizards.com And don't forget to listen to all the
great shows of the Shining Wizards Network.
I'm going to tell you about somepeople who want to have some
fun. We're talking about our
Executive producer, Manny Kratz,so and our producers, Kate.
Hensler, Macker Refill high 5 Tom Ryan Schlong out of Day
Scott George, Jesse Elwell, Emily Brock I dump Biscuits.

(02:32:12):
I dump Biscuits. I dunk biscuits Kathy Hummer,
Michael Ham and Keith Parker. David Henry Bow in the 30s.
I'd love to dunk those biscuits.Shiny Woods.
Funding. HK take it away.

(02:33:00):
Night Diana. What is that?
Yeah, Tik Tok's OK. Don't worry, I wear nice 90s I
don't wear. Planos I wear a little
nightgowns. Any comments?

(02:33:21):
Listen, you keep. Laughing.
I'm getting off of here, right? Anthony made me.
Do this. Let me see, who's Anthony
Randall? OK, take a look at this ass
Wong. I want Miss Hand Job back.

(02:33:42):
Are you naked? Don't you mean to labia?
Well, good. Fuck him, he deserved it.
When did I say labia? No shoes, no socks, Most deep.
Patty Brown, somebody. 'S sucking my Dick.

(02:34:05):
Yeah. Well, you get in the goo a lot.

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