Episode 752: BOOM! Roasted

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And now it's time for the Shining Wizards.
It's time to make it go. And I say no, no, no, yes, I've
been back when I come back. No, no, no, no, I ain't got the

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time. And if my mommy says I'm fine?

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He's got blue, red and blue running through his face.
He was born and raised in the USof A.
He's got the unexpected. He's doing great.
If you mess with the fire, you fucking slap in his face.

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He's American man. Well, let me tell you something,

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brother. You tuned into episode 752 of
the Shining Wizards podcast, dude.
Tonight, 7:30 we got Becca talking about narcissistic
behavior on 8/3. Jack, we got preview of Summer
Slam, bringing back some memories of Miss Elizabeth in
that. Take it off that skirt, brother.
Oh yeah, we got Trillionaire Tony.

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AW, tournaments. We got a clock reset because one
of the Wizards didn't take his vitamins or say his prayers.
So what you gonna do, brother? When we get into some wrestling,
talk and talk about wrestling. Brother.
Brundo dude, double T Mike's noton Tony and I kept talking into

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it even though you told me it was off.
It's Tony, brother. Handsome Kevin dude.
And I leaned in to say I'm sorryit was.
Oh well Tony, well done and I didn't think it could be

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outdone. And then fucking Brando goes
well holster. Oh man, that was awesome dude.
All right, I'm going to leave the podcast right now because
it's not going to get any betterthan that.
Nope. Good night everyone.
Well, see you later. And with that later view, the
music. Oh boy, goodness gracious.

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Well, gentlemen, I mean. Handsome Kyle or handsome Kyle
hand Kyle. I don't think my voice could
take brother Hogan the whole episode, dude.
Well, I mean, look, Thursday wasa it's been a shitty week for

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me, right? You got Ozzy on Tuesday, the
fucking Prince of Darkness. That was fucking my gateway into
heavy metal. Unfortunately, Wednesday I did
have to put the great mood to the sleep.
And if things didn't get any worse than Thursday, Tony texts
us. RIP brother the Hulkster.

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Jimmy Hart said he was doing great.
I believed him. Jimmy Hart's a credible source.
What a shitty week. The whole.
Other. One daddy he's.
Just fine. Make another baked potato.
You Jimmy Hart or Bill Alfonso or both?
I don't know. Some impressions don't work,

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Daddy. I know, I know.
HK and the crew over at Tots andDuke year of.
They did a nice tribute to the Hulkster that just dropped
yesterday and look like realistically at the end of the
day, like we're probably not doing this podcast if there was,

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if there's no Hulk Hogan. Not a chance.
Absolutely not a chance. Like Hogan was literally the
first person I ever saw involvedin wrestling, and that was even
before wrestling. I watched the the the cartoon
and, you know, moved on from there.
So for me, for sure without Hogan, I'm not sitting here

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talking to you guys right now, all.
Right. I also don't think, I don't
think wrestling reaches the height that it reaches in the
80s or the 90s. Yeah.
Nope. Right, right.
We all do respect handsome Kevin.
Yeah. Bob Backlund is not.

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He's not, he's not. He's not carrying the WWF
through the 80s. You know, Dusty Rhodes isn't
doing it. Ric Flair's not doing it.
Nobody's doing it. Jimmy Snooker's not doing it.
Nobody is doing it. Hulk Hogan was the guy.
Yeah, 100%. I, I I don't disagree with you.
I'm going to be the guy, brother.
Hey, are you OK? Hold on brother.

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Let me get a briefcase. Brother.
Sorry. Then he forgot how to speak
English after that. Oopsie, doops.
That's savage. But yeah, man, like Hogan's my
childhood. Like, and look, I, I get it.
I go get all this out of the way, right?

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I get it. I get he said fucking horrendous
shit, OK, I get it, but man, that doesn't change that doesn't
change his legacy for me. Like that's not the hulkster,
that's fucking Terry Bollea, theguy with the little small Dick
who got caught banging both of the love sponge wife.
Like I don't care about that dude HK.

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But with that though, with that though, he said, he said some,
some horrible things in his past, right?
And I think that what's, what's fucking horrendous of people is
to latch on and carry their hatred for him through that, not
believing that somebody could change, right?
Not believing that there's not, there's no chance in hell he
might view the world a little bit differently than he used to,

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right? I know I do from years ago.
I'm sure you all do. So like it's just the people
with their their fucking hatred and negativity spewing their
bullshit into the void. You can, you can stick your head
up my ass and take a good look around and see if I give a shit,
all right? Just put a cap on it.
I fucking hate, I hate that shit, man.
People change. People make mistakes, man.

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Let let it go. Let the fucking hate go.
Not for anything too. But, you know, Ozzy wasn't
exactly a fucking bastion of like, you know, of Virtue
himself. He almost killed his wife.
Everybody's got fucking problems, dude.
How they how they come out the other side.
It tells a lot about a person. And honestly, I I interacted

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with Hogan twice the past two years and thought he was the
fucking coolest guy. People, people clamoring to meet
him, to see him like nothing buta nice dude, nothing but a nice
dude. And look and and I and if you
and if you don't like him for those reasons, you think he's a

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racist, he's approved, whatever,that's fine.
But at the end of the day, he's a fucking man who had a wife,
he's got a family, he's got kids.
Yes, he's a public figure. He knows what he fucking signs
up for when he becomes a public figure.
But man, dunking on him the fucking second he dies, like
you're no better than him sayingracist shit, right?

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To handsome Kevin's point, like you're going to you're going to
combat hate with hate, then nobody.
At the end of the day, you're nobetter.
Like just just we've we've become such a fucking disgusting
society where it's people are soquick to just type type type.
Ah, he fucking rot in hell, you piece of shit.
I'm glad he's dead. Like what's what's what's wrong

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with you? Yeah, he didn't touch children.
He didn't kill somebody, you know, don't wait for death on
somebody like that. I don't agree with a lot of
stuff. I didn't really enjoy the later
Terry Borella the the person, but.
Yeah, I don't know who Terry Borella is.
But I don't know. But I never wished death once on

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him 'cause he does have kids. With that though, with that
though, all these people spewingthis shit, did they know him?
Did they share a locker room with them?
Right. Were they pen pals?
They don't fucking know the guy,they have no idea who the guy
is. They're latching on to 1 moment
in time. Like fuck, get your head out of

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your ass. But that's the that's, that's
what's in like that's the society we live on now.
Like it's easy to just jump on and dogpile people.
Look the look at the Enzo situation when he got accused of
what he got accused and people fucking jumped on the dude
'cause they didn't like that he was fucking it.

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He was doing the gimmick and he was, he was a big talker and he
was thought he was hot shit 'cause he was on top of the
world. The minute, the minute the
accusations came out, people fucking jumped on him and it
ruined his fucking career. And then it comes out months
later that she fucking lied about the whole thing.
And we've like, it's acceptable now in society.

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Like it's like, oh, OK, next who's next, Next up next fucking
celebrity we can take down next person we can cancel.
It's fucking horrendous. And you know, Steve Austin got
arrested for putting hands on his wife, you know what I'm
saying? Like, everybody's got their
demons. Whether or not we know all of

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them is another story. But everybody's gone through
some shit. Look in the mirror.
You've gone through some shit. Somebody you love has gone
through some shit. Excuse me?
Yeah. All your fucking.
Your boy CM Punk is on video calling a fan of the F word.
Yeah. Like Shawn Michaels is an
addicted fucking drug addict. Dustin Rhodes addicted drug

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addict. Like, like the wrestling
industry is full of fucking dirtbags and there's stories
you're never gonna fucking hear,never gonna hear, right?
People fucking freaked out two years ago.
And there's that dark side aboutRic Flair taking his Dick out on
people. Ric Flair took his Dick out
every Saturday. Lord knows how many other

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stewardesses and and waitresses and and servers around the
country got to experience that, right?
So you get on your fucking platform, whatever, your
podcast, your fucking wrestling website.
No, it is a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Hulk Hogan, dead, racist, whatever.
You don't have that without HulkHogan.
Wrestling never reaches the point it's at now.

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Steve Austin's not getting it there, The Rocks not getting it
there. Nobody's getting wrestling to
where it was or is without Hulk Hogan.
That's a fucking fact. You can argue with me all you
want. If you're out there listening,
you're in the Discord, you want to jump on Twitter.
Nobody had star power like Hulk Hogan in the 80s or the 90s.

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Him being in the NWO pushed Vince McMahon to throw the
fucking garbage man, the plumbers, the fucking race car
drivers in the garbage and go against everything he believed
in. And that's the only reason why
it worked was because Hulk Hoganonce again changed the wrestling
industry, but this time it was against Vince McMahon and.

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Before everybody had an Austin 316 shirt, there was fucking NWO
shirts everywhere. And later on too.
Go ahead, Tony. And he came back, and they
welcomed him with open arms. Oh.
My God, yes. That WrestleMania 18 against The
Rock might be the greatest WrestleMania match ever, Yeah.

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Yeah. Right.
You could put it up there. God, wasn't it the the following
night on Raw where they fuck it,they would not let him cut his
promo and they just, they blew the roof off the building even
through the commercial break. Wasn't that the following night?
Yeah. And the story was he didn't have
the red and yellow. He had to go to Tampa, pick it
up and fly back. Well, he was still he was still

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in the the black and the white the following night when he came
out. Are you sure?
I'm I'm Yeah, right next he. Didn't he didn't go back to the
red and yellow until I think July, like July 4th, he came out
to that year was a smackdown andhe came out to real American and
I think that's the night he brought it all back.

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I could have swore it was the night after.
At least that's the way I remember the story.
Hogan did like to embellish. But what?
What? What?
Wrestler doesn't yes, Oh, you know what was great?
And I and I was telling my wife this Mike Johnson was actually
on Channel 5 given like a littlebit of history about Hulk Hogan.

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And I'm glad he did because it just goes to show you like
overall, like sometimes the press doesn't get things right
and like, like listening is a fucking cynical wrestling fan.
It's like, Nah, they got that wrong.
They got that wrong. They got at least somebody had
the sense to grab Mike Johnson and go, hey, you know about
wrestling, come talk about Hulk Hogan and he got everything

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right and he and he painted a a nice picture of the Hulkster.
Yeah, they got AI know they got Melzer on a couple news channels
and Brian Alvarez. Nice.
You see, like I think I think I even want to say I I don't want
to speak out a term. I think Sean Ross Sapp did stuff
too, like they they did, they went out and they got like
wrestling people to talk about the Hulkster brother.

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Classy that. They had it up on the marquee,
too, at Madison Square Garden. Caesar's.
Palace, too. Yeah.
I mean, they did this. They did the same thing for
Bruno when he passed. I mean, you know, the gardens
where? I mean, I get it, Awa, but the
garden is where Hulkamania fucking just takes off like a
rocket. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And look, every New Japan did they did a they did something

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for him. TNA did something 8 Tony Shivani
said nice shit about him on collision.
Like they they honored him like WWE obviously with the 10 bell
salute, which you know, I can't,I just, I couldn't take my eyes
off of Tomasa Champa. Like he went out, he got all

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oiled up, he got shirtless and then he went out there for the
10 valve salute. And I don't know if that was his
way of like paying homage to theHulkster.
Hey, maybe it was. It was, yeah.
I just like, was like, all right, here's everybody.
I get it. Yeah, he wasn't even on
Smackdown. He's fucking glistening.
What is he doing? Wait, didn't Smackdown have some

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sort of Oh no that was on Raw where they had the big battle
for the tag belts setting up summer slam or some shit?
Yeah, they had a. They're doing a TLC.
Yeah, Smackdown had a A tag teamtitle match that ended in DQ and
now they're doing the TLC for it.

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Favorite Hogan moments anyone wants?
Anyone want to throw some out? I mean, my earliest is this cage
match with Orndorf on Saturday night's Main event.
Yeah. And then, like, as a fucking
kid, like Hulk Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior colliding,
like, Oh my God, that was a big one.

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And I fucking love, I love, I love, I love WrestleMania 7
against Sergeant Slaughter. I fucking love it.
I love it. You know, it wasn't really a
terrible match, no, especially considering slaughter and like
he was already kind of like, youknow, 1 foot in retirement at
that point, you know, but I loved it all, man.

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I loved it all. I love the bills for
WrestleMania one, Hulk Hogan, Mr. T going on Saturday Night
Live the night before WrestleMania, all the training
vignettes running around, MisterT showing the Hulkster, the
streets, the Hulkster showing Mr. T, the gym.
Like great shit, great shit. I really enjoyed Survivor Series
90. It like my favorite pay-per-view

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of all time, but the ultimate Survivor match and it gets down
to all the heels basically except against Warrior and Hogan
and they just keep coming back to beat the odds and posing at
the end and just it, it was awesome.
Well, I mean, Tito's there for aminute too, don't forget.
About Tito, well, yeah, Tito beat the warlord.

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He had one of the eliminations at the end, so big night for
Tito. Fuck, yay dude, I always I
always go back to WrestleMania 3always.
I just I always do. And part of it's it's, you know,
still obviously my fandom of Andre as well, but the the whole
like the build and I, I don't remember it when it was

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happening live, but going back and and still getting kind of
the vibes when re watching it still, you know, as a kid.
Like I love love. WrestleMania 3 and, and like you
say, like favorite moments and, and for me, and I said this, I
said this on tots. Like I know what Hulkamania
meant to me as a young man. You know what I mean?

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Like, I know the moments that that Hulk Hogan provided me as a
child and it provided me happiness and an escape from,
you know, maybe other areas of my life that weren't happy.
And I remember that. And that's something that I'll
always latch onto is just havingthat, that spot in my childhood
that brought me complete happiness.

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You know what I mean? Like it's, it's one of those
things where I don't think you can almost compare it to a
religion in a lot of ways. You know what I mean?
Where it, it is what it means toyou.
And and Hulkamania meant so muchto me that maybe some other
people won't understand. And that's OK, but it means such
a great deal to me. And then like I'd I'd said on

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tops when I heard it, when I heard it happened, it was a
kinda just like a gut, a gut punch, you know what I mean?
Like it, it was just, it was something else 'cause that was a
piece of my childhood that that I could always latch on to and
look back on to with, with happiness.
Even now in my advanced age, I could still look back to those
times as a child and remember the happiness that was brought
to me by Hulkamania. So yeah, it's, there's a there's

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a, there's a ton of them, man, There's so much time I I was
able to spend with, with cave just watching Hogan matches and
and posing and KK. OK, can can you be Andre this
time? I want to be Hulk.
Do you know what I mean? Like all that kind of stuff,
Like it, it was awesome. And that, and he provided that
that to me. So for that, and like I said,
I'm Tots and I will always be grateful and thankful for

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everything that he did for me asa kid.
I'll even throw it back to WCW too.
When he joined the NWO as that third man, that was my first WCW
pay-per-view that I ever purchased.
And just see the joy 'cause I love the the NWO or Paul and
Nash and the joy of him joining.And it was just a fucking

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awesome night. And that that initial run was
just, it was great. It was such a resurgence.
Well, the first thing I want youto do me, Jean, the new world
Organization, he got there eventually.
He got there. I remember that happened.

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They they they've edited it since, correct?
Yeah, maybe. I think so.
I I'm pretty sure they have. I think I've seen it edited.
Yeah, you're probably right. Which WrestleMania was it where
they had Hogan, The Rock and Austin in the ring and Hogan
says welcome? Everybody.
To the Silverdome and then Austin comes out and you're
like, oh, it's great, everybody here at the Silverdome and

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fucking Hogan's face just goes like like fucking.
It was so good though, you know,like.
Brother, brother, brother. I mean, I think, I think we
we're missing out on the fact that we also lost Mr. America as

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well last week. Another fucking awesome gimmick.
I'm Thunder loops. Well I'm Thunder Lips and Santa
with muscles and and RIP. RIP internality.
Dude I loved fucking no holds Bart as a kid.
Loved it. Found it on DVD, got a copy of

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it. Actually, when during COVID,
Mega Powers and I did a bonus episode where we went through
the actual like first script of No Holds Barred.
I forget how he got a hold of it, but we just went through it.
Such a good shit man. Like, I don't care.
He fucking he. He's not as good of an actor as
like, say The Rock or maybe not Austin.
But to go see that as a kid, like your fucking hero on the

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big screen, you know, it was awesome.
Yeah. Got to throw in his his little
show up in Gremlins 2. Oh my God.
Fucking. Great scene.
Had no idea that was going to happen either.
And they're like, he just gets up out of his chair and starts
turning around. Crushing the popcorn.

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I I hate to I we're I know it's happy sauce, but I hate to go
back to this. Like, no, I just like Chelsea
Green is an amazing character, right?
She works for the WWE. So she flew the WWE flag
Thursday after Hogan passed. And she was, she was, she's one
of the few people who not few, but she was, she did the right

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thing. She was respectful.
She said what she had to said and she got out of there.
And then people fucking went after her on social media
because she didn't like fucking shit all over a dude who paved
the way for her and the businessshe's in.
And now she has to take a break from social media because people
are sending her fucking death threats.

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What are we doing? People suck, dude.
People suck. And they figured Chelsea Green,
just a little girl and she's a fucking easy target.
That's what it is. That's what it is.
Everybody's a fucking hero, you know, And I've been I, I, I not
tweeting out my thoughts becausethose, those are, those are
mine. But like, all I've been doing is

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you, you the people sharing likegreat Hogan stories.
I just like them just like him. Tony Atlas shared a great kind
of a great tribute to him. Elijah Burke said some great
things. Devon Dudley said some great
things. Dominic Mysterio spent all over
the place. Like there's been a lot of of
people that you know, know him that have said a lot of great

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things about him. So am I going to take the words
of some fucking piss ants that want to spew hatred or the
people that know him? I think I'll probably go with
the people that know him. That's that's just me.
Yeah. And Devon was even like, hey, if
you haven't gotten over it by now, that's on you.
Devon's like Hogan came up to me, apologized to me.
We talked it out. He's like couldn't have been a
nicer dude. He's like, if you can't get past

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that shit, well then that that'son you.
Not us, not on anybody else. 100%.
And look, I and and Chelsea Green was very for like I am
anti racism and I get it. Like I'm all for it.
You shouldn't be fucking racist,right?
I get it. There is a time and a place to
like at the end of the day, thisguy had again, he's just a
fucking dude and he's got a family and he's got people that

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fucking love him. Kevin Nash said something great.
He was like for all you people who are like dunking on him,
like fuck off. Like just fuck off.
Like he's got family, he's got friends.
You're in your fucking basement,in your mom's fucking house
fucking jerking off Tacora Jade and spewing your fucking Hulk
Hogan hate. Like, great, you helped the

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fucking. You helped her buy a Mercedes
'cause you're a fucking creep and you're a fucking piece of
garbage who hides behind the fucking keyboard.
I would like nothing more than to beat the fucking dog shit out
of people who go on social mediaand just type and say whatever
they want, thinking there's no consequences.
Mike Tyson had it right. People that speak out of turn

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deserve to get punched in the fucking face and that should be
the end of the story. You need to be held accountable.
Go on a Jane Silent Bob trip there it's.
Fucking. Pissed and it pissed me off
Thursday cuz like, oh, Hulk Hogan died.
And then people in Discord are like, fuck that piece.
Reese's piece of shit. I get it, you don't like him,

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but there's a time and a place for that, and it's not when his
body's still fucking warm. Yeah.
Yeah. Very even again, I just go back
to the like, you're latching on and believing that people like
people don't change. Will it change their their world
views, their point of view anything like what the fuck?

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Never. Nobody just goes, Oh boy, maybe
I was wrong. Well, Shawn Michaels found Jesus
and Matt doesn't believe that. So no, doesn't it doesn't It
doesn't change the fact that he's still a piece of shit.
Yeah, but when the day comes when Shawn Michaels dies, I'm
not going to go fuck him. Drug addicted piece of shit.

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Like I would never fucking do that.
They can finally see with two eyes when he dies again.
Yeah, I'm. Just going to throw somebody in
the Barber glass. This wasn't pile on.
Poor Sean. But yeah, I don't know.
It's been a fucking wild week for me.
So I was just all sorts of I wasall sorts of, yeah, you were
fucking fired. If you live in your fucking

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ivory tower and you and you wantto get on your fucking podium
and you fucking hate racism and you hate that, that's great.
But like don't watch the fuckingWWE then because the executive
producer, he got fired from ESPNfor a fucking sexually harassing
women. Lee fitting his name is on every
fucking episode of WWE. They still go to fucking Saudi
and they take that blood money and they suck that blood covered

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Dick. So does all right.
Like you can't pick and choose you.
If you feel a certain way then you better fucking stand on that
ground and own it. You can't pick when you want to
be the fucking righteous fuckingwoke fucking dude.
Like if you hate Hulk Hogan for being racist then you probably
shouldn't be watching the fucking WWE because of

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everything that's going on in that fucking company with Vince
McMahon and fucking Lee Fitting and fucking John Laurenitis.
Who are you? Kidding, you're probably still
paying for fucking Peacock, you fucking special Ed idiot.
Fucking hate everybody. I fucking hate everybody.
Well, it goes, I think it goes, it goes deeper.

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This is me off. It goes deeper that double T And
then look at look at all your major networks.
Look at all your major movie companies like they're none of
them are fucking. Are free of.
Blood it's just they're just notnot to say that it makes it any
of it any better but like to your point, time and a place and
and let the let the dead dog lie.

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It is kind of sad though that wehave to do this talking about
like probably what many considerto be the greatest most
worldwide renowned wrestler of all time.
When people say wrestling Hulk Hogan is typically the I mean
nowadays some there's some that grew up on Austin.
There's some that grew up on therock.
The Rock is still out there. John Cena is back doing his

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thing. Eventually, one day they might
say Roman Reigns or Cody Rhodes.But in the world we live in now,
when people say wrestling, people still go, Oh, that thing
that Hulk Hogan does. Well, we wouldn't have the Rock
or, you know, Stone Cold if it wasn't for Hogan.
You know what I mean? Like, I mean, you who knows what
what ultimately would have happened if if Hulkster wasn't,
you know, wasn't there? But it's very possible that we

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we don't have what we have now. You know, I really don't think
we do. Come on.
You hear the stories of WWF in 94 when they're like, taking out
the water coolers and like, they're, they can't pay people.
Like, come on. Yeah, Well, WCW wasn't all that
exciting around that time either.
So. Right.
But like, WWW, Yeah, WWW was clearly, like going out of

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fucky. Like they were in trouble
financially. Well, the water cooler thing was
because they installed a water water filtration system, Double
T, Everybody knows that. They didn't bring your own
fucking water. We're not paying for Poland
Spring to come. We got a tap here in the sink.
Brother, we're gonna drink this fucking Connecticut water full

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of lead, dude. Get some vitamins out of that,
Jack. Vitamin hepatitis, Brother Beck.
This should be dry. I I'd never.
I did send her the gimmick, Yes,but I never heard back from her.
So, you know, I don't know, you know, all right, I get it.

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Who's logging into my Disney Plus?
Why is there a? Zillion fucking for our stuff
and like our stuff I believe. I know Holiday did too, so feel
good about that. What stuff?
In our stuff? Yeah, stuffed stuff.
Writing that one down. Get you double stuffed.
I do want, you know, look, you know, we were supposed to have

(31:24):
Richard Holiday and he fucking double booked.
I'm a little hot about this. Like, what podcast did he choose
over ours? You didn't even ask him this
Brendo. I did not.
It's probably that podcast that never got just incredible that
we were following wanted to do those poor guys a solid.
I mean, look, and we've been talking glowingly about the

(31:46):
Hulkster TNA run. Not the greatest, but I, I think
we've upgraded, right. We had Richard Holiday.
Oh, here we go. And he used his his special move
on us. Right.
Oh. Yeah, yeah, he.
Hits you in the the the nards. In the special move.

(32:09):
Is that a special move? That's what that's he calls it
his signature move. It's my signature move too.
Yeah, it's very special. When you get hit, you watch the
videos online. He's always practicing Fleck in
his arm wall, so just practice the double team.
You what? Go on his social media.
He's trying to get his. Yeah, I got you.
Just his right arm, though. He should probably do both.

(32:29):
He should probably do both. I mean, maybe maybe we should
bring our guest in and see what what she thinks.
Well, yeah, because we. I think we upgraded.
Hello, Miss Becca. Hey, how are you?
Great. How are you?
Pretty good. Yeah, you fired up for this
weekend. Oh yeah, I'm excited.

(32:52):
Big weekend. I feel about Richard's his
signature move. Well, I think it's very
effective, so it's smart to use a lot I guess.
But I mean, I feel like I also use his signature move, so maybe
it's my signature move, I don't know.

(33:14):
I steal it from him. I say give it to you.
It's. You can deal.
What's already been stolen? Can you really?
Oh no you could re steal. Yeah, yeah.
That's. What I'm?
He didn't invent it so. Yeah, but if it was originally
yours, then is it stealing to get it back?

(33:35):
I think it's nobody's. Interesting.
Very interesting. No, I would think it's
everybody's then at that point. No, really.
Yeah. Wow, that's so deep.
That one, that's what she said. Adult tis she's never said that.

(33:59):
You leave my poor wife out of this.
Now Becca, I watched an interesting video of of on your
social media where you explainedwhy you have a number in your
name. Did you ever wish Ebenezer a
happy retirement? Honestly, fuck Ebenezer.

(34:23):
This is all his fault. Yeah, I could be doing so many
other things with my life right now.
Not that I don't like being a pop star, but I'm just saying he
kind of forced forced me to livethis life, so yeah.

(34:45):
Oh, who's killing cats in the background there?
I think she's eating a family right now actually.
Sounds like the fly got the better of her.
Nope. She's hunting.
Now at this stage, though, with your pop stardom and your
professional wrestling, you can't, like, change your name.

(35:11):
I mean, I can do whatever I want.
My cat when are you from the? Ceiling right now.
I don't know what we're looking at.
What are we? Looking at what's going on up
there. The screen is right in front of
you. I don't know what the fuck.
I have like a, It's like a. Curtain and she's like scaling

(35:32):
it. Like it's.
Incredible. She's such an athlete.
I'm so. Bored what?
Is your cat's name. My cat's name is Baby.
Baby cat. Yes.
That's what I used to call my guy.
Oh. He's guy.
Yeah. Mood him.
Don't, Tony, don't. I didn't know you called Mood a

(35:53):
baby cat. I just saw called him a baby
cat. Yeah, he was the baby.
He was our baby. Yeah, but hit him my cat to
sleep last week. Oh, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, it's been a rough week. And then Ozzy died.
And then the Hulkster. Richard Holiday blew me off this
fucking rough. He didn't fucking just bailed.

(36:15):
And then this poor, poor Becca. She's a pop star.
She could be practicing. She could be wrestling.
She's got a she got to take timeout of her busy schedule because
Richard Holiday didn't show up. Talk about narcissistic
behavior. Not all at once, guys.
Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Sorry, Becca, is how do you

(36:42):
pronounce it? If it's is it?
How do you say it? My name.
Yeah. With the three in it.
With the three in it, because you can't say.
What do you say? Bathrika, Bathrika.
You can say Bathrika. Do people call you Bathrika?
Yeah, quite a few people. I think it's pretty funny.

(37:05):
Yeah. I don't know.
You could call me Becca. Becca forever my official
musical artist name. B3 CCA also.
I'm just stayed out B3 CCA like that.
The Thrika the. Thrika.
I really respond to any of those, yeah.

(37:30):
I haven't seen any of your musiclately.
What's going on in in that front?
What do you mean? Like, I don't see it.
I don't see it out in the world.Like where's the the Bethrika
music? You're supposed to listen to it.
Double T Yeah. What's about?
It's on, it's on Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube, it's it's out

(37:51):
there. Is it under Bethrika?
It's on under B3 CCA Forever which is my musical artist the
name. Who do you model yourself after?
Like a lot of K pop super cute kind of stuff.
Or. Who do?
Who do I remind you of? That's what I want to know, each

(38:13):
of you. I want you.
Right now, my my wife, 'cause you don't want to be here.
I feel like I'm asking all the wrong questions here.
I don't know, 'cause you used tohave the red hair, but now you
have the black hair. Yeah, you're making some crazy
observations. Yeah, very astute not answering

(38:38):
my question. I'm.
Thinking, yeah, I'm thinking this is a tough one.
I feel like whatever I say is going to be wrong.
That's well, you go first because I want you to get yelled
at first. I'm always getting yelled at,
especially by the female guests.I don't know the.
Black hairs throw maybe like a Britney.

(39:01):
Britney Spears. Yeah, she's definitely an
inspiration. She's a like the OG pop star.
I'm thinking like 2 of the SpiceGirls.
Which 2? Though.
I'm thinking sporty because you got that kind of like spunky

(39:23):
kind of thing, but then also posh because you look like
you're a little more refined. Thank you.
I really like that answer. Thank you.
See, I put a little thought intoit.
I'm like the schmuck next to me.Brundo, HK, anything.
I'm going with Tiffany. Oh, good call.

(39:44):
Good. Cool, showing your age, but good
call. She's like, who the fuck is
Tiffany? Did she have a number in her
name? Is it T1 Funny?
I don't like that actually. See, I would I would have gone
with Spice Girl too, but I wouldhave gone more with Posh.

(40:06):
Yeah, that's what I said. So thanks for stealing, I said.
Sporty. I said both.
Did you not listen to me? No.
Well, that makes four people whodon't give a shit what I'm
saying tonight. I always listen to you.
Come on man, what do you got? What?

(40:27):
I said Brittany, well, I do likePop Spice is a good call with
the black hair. Now that is a great call.
Thanks. I'm glad I gave Bron to that
idea. Yeah, Becca.
Pop star, pro wrestler, what arethe biggest differences for you?
Like obviously travelling the road to do music and travelling
the road to wrestle. Definitely two different

(40:48):
dynamics. 1 is a little more taxing on the body, but which do
you prefer? Oh that's a good question.
I really like performing my music live for, you know, non

(41:09):
wrestling, not non wrestling crowds.
But for people who aren't there just to see wrestling, I feel
like the reaction is very different, which can be fun.
I feel like sometimes when I perform live at like a wrestling
event, I really have no idea howpeople are going to react.

(41:32):
Like sometimes I'll come out andI'll perform and people will
just like laugh and cheer and sometimes they Boo and sometimes
like they just half of them are booing, half of them are singing
along. So I feel like that makes it
really fun. And then obviously the wrestling

(41:53):
itself is very fun. I love the physical aspect of
wrestling, of course, so I like that.
But just singing, just performing is different.
I feel like audiences are a little more appreciative of the
songs themselves and less like, I don't know, reactionary.

(42:17):
And yeah, then your body doesn'thurt as much after.
So that's nice. But you also aren't like winning
a match, you know? So it's like you don't get that
same satisfaction. I don't know.
It's really hard. I really ideally, I like to
perform when I wrestle, you know, that's, that's the ideal

(42:43):
situation for me because I get to do both.
So. Yeah.
What is the what's the What's the best musical show you've
done and the worst musical show you've done?
Like performance that I've done.Yeah, like in your mind what
pops out is like, oh fuck, I wish, I wish that that shit
would have never happened. I I've, I've performed for
years, like musically. So I, I, there's things that pop

(43:05):
out in my mind right away. I go, God, it was a great night.
And there's ones who go, oh, fuck that.
Give me, give me both your fuck that and your God, what a
wonderful night that was. Well, this wasn't, I feel like
luckily I haven't had too many mishaps with like my
performances. Like I feel like even when

(43:28):
things have gone really wrong, it's still been like fun in a
way. Or like I don't really mind
things being awkward. Like I don't mind making the
crowd feel awkward, which I feellike did happen a lot.
The first few times they performed I feel like they
didn't really know what's going on, but I didn't really mind
that. I thought it was kind of funny.

(43:49):
But I do think like the the one that I wish I could redo was at
Blitzkrieg and one of the shows they put the wrong music in.
They played like the, the emo version of my entrance music
that I, I wrote like this, you know, emo version to perform

(44:13):
with Brooke Havoc for her entrance at Big Gay Brunch at
this year's Past Mania. And they put that song on
instead of my regular music. And I do like hardcore vocals in
the song. So I'm like, I'm like screaming.
It's like guttural, like deep guttural vocals.

(44:36):
And I usually warm up for that because it's a completely
different range of vocals. And like, I usually have these
like exercises that I do so thatI can like actually do it
effectively. And I like, so they start
playing the music and I'm like, Oh my God.
Like I thought that the promoterjust like wanted that version

(44:59):
performed. So I was like, all right, I
guess I'm performing this. And I like had it warmed up and
I just like, I did not like how I sounded.
And then also because I don't usually do that version at
Blitzkrieg, I think the crowd was really confused.
They were just like, what is this?

(45:21):
So I don't know that one I wish I could redo.
And like, even if we still did the the like emo version, I
would just want to warm up firstbecause I think my vocals would
have been way better and I just did not like how I sounded or
just played the different the other music.
And then it would have been fine.

(45:44):
Yeah, that was pretty funny though.
And then the best man, I did really like, oh this is so hard
because I have a lot of them. Then it were really fun.
The first time I really performed live was at MLWI

(46:05):
performed hot Summer Fun and I had like backup dancers and the,
the crowd was just like having ablast like along with it.
And like I said, that was one ofmy first times performing live.
So I had no idea how the crowd was going to react.
And they were just like loving it.
Like like I said, like not necessarily loving it.
Like there were people booing, but like people just really

(46:28):
engaged. And I was like, Oh, this is so
fun. And I just loved having the
backup dancers there Cuz like I don't always get to have backup
dancers. Like depending on the show, like
I have had people, you know, have had backup dancers come out
with me. Ideally I would have them every
single show, but I did have themthere.
That was awesome. I also really liked performing

(46:53):
with Brooke Havoc at Big Gay Brunch.
That was really fun. Let me think.
I think like every time I perform at Dreamwave, the crowd
sings along with me, which I love.

(47:14):
Just boosts my ego. Speaking of narcissistic
behavior. So I love performing at
Dreamwave, love all those. And I loved the performance I
did at Clusterfuck GCWS, Clusterfuck Mania.

(47:35):
That was really fun too. So I don't know, I just really
like performing, so probably everything.
But you think you think any of us could cut it as backup
dancers? Well, do you think, do you want
to be a backup dancer? I would love to.
I mean, I would probably be terrible at it, but I would love
it. Well, I mean, I'm not, you know,

(47:59):
I have, I'm very open minded, you know, so I'm not going to
write anybody off. All right.
So if you, if you've got the moves, then I'm not opposed to
it, you know, but I, I need to ensure that you're, you're going
to match the quality of performance that I'm providing.
I can't let you bring me down. What if it's not so much

(48:21):
quality, but you dance with a lot of conviction?
If it adds to the aura, if it adds to it, I'm open to it.
Oh, I got Aura coming out the asshole.
Whoa, easy, buddy. Come on, there's a lady.
Yeah, I don't want. Yeah, I don't know about you,
Batrika, but I'd love to see Double T show you his moves

(48:42):
100%. Come on, you want to be a backup
dancer? Let's see it.
Yeah, let's see it. Come on, a little little
pirouette or something, You can't move.
We've seen as him move into the bathroom back there, let's see
something different. It's not a strut either.
It's like a limp. All right, I can have a trash a

(49:03):
little. Oh, here we go.
Oh no. Can you see me?
No, sadly. All right for the first.
Time ever that's what you wanted.
Who's ready for a hamstring pull?
No, no, I can do this. What do you want?

(49:24):
I can do like Cam trash. Hold on, I can do this one.
Don't answer your question. No, he can't.
Wait, can you do spirit fingers?What is that?

(49:49):
Jazz hands. Yeah, do jazz hands.
Too, Yeah. I'm sorry.
Ladies, he's not single. That was actually way better
than I was expecting. I'm not going to lie, I thought
it was going to be really. I was like, Oh no,
unfortunately. Unfortunately, that's all I got

(50:12):
for you. That's the best.
Yeah, I was prepared to be traumatized, but I was
pleasantly surprised so. I think that's a win, I think.
That's a win. Fuck yeah.
Definitely a win, yes. All right, I'll be at an.
I'm really tired. I am exhausted now.
Yes, that was Yeah. Work on that cardio and then
let's get back. To the yeah, the song.

(50:35):
It's long, so. How many minutes?
So over 2 minutes. I think you got 2 minutes in
you. Yeah, but it's just.
Like probably. Like 7 seconds.
Yeah, but I just do the same thing.
I got to like maybe I can dosey doe with somebody choreography
I. Don't.
Know if I'd be? Don't worry, the three goal put

(50:58):
you through the poses. She'll get you there.
But you mentioned MLW, right? And I loved your run in MLWII.
Don't Doug Love was really into you and you kind of wouldn't
give him the time of the day. But then you were the number one
contender and then you were likegone.
Did you get hurt? Like, I know you didn't wrestle
for a big chunk of time. Yeah, I was out of, you know,

(51:20):
wrestling action for a year approximately.
Yeah, I released an album in that time.
Had some legal issues, but yeah,haven't haven't heard back from

(51:47):
MLW since my return, unfortunately.
Would love to reappear at some point and get my my title shot.
Yes, I would love that too. But in the meantime, you are
busy. You got a busy weekend.
I mean, when Becca shows up, Becca gets the top dogs.
I mean, you're at you're in what, Illinois on Saturday or

(52:10):
Friday and you're wrestling Megan Bane and then Sunday at
narcissistic behavior Diana Perazzo.
Like, that's not any, that's a, that's quite the hill to climb,
Becca. And you know, it's not even just
about that. It's it's always like a
psychological game for me, you know, and I since, you know,

(52:32):
Speaking of my return, since my return, I so right before I went
on my leave of absence, I released my first dish track,
which was on Maki Ito for MLW. And yeah, that was my first time
doing a dish track. It was really fun.

(52:54):
I felt like it gave me an advantage.
So I was like, I'm going to do more of those.
And now this weekend I have two extremely, you know, what did
you say? Top dogs?
They're like, I mean, Megan Bane, Deanna Praso, two of the

(53:18):
best women going right now and Igot to throw everything at them
right. But it's like, do you know how
much work goes into writing a diss track?
Like cuz I don't I don't also like I make my own beats.
Like I'm not like they're not like some it's not like I'm
taking like some other rappers beats and then I'm like using

(53:41):
them. You know, everything is B3 CCA
original, so I have to from scratch, you know, create this
track. I film, you know, music videos
to go along with it and it's like 2 in one weekend.
So it's not even just about preparing for the match.
It's also like I have to prepareto perform 2 new songs and also

(54:06):
write, record, film, etcetera. It's a lot of work.
The Megan Bane one should be easy though.
You can just feel like you datedJoey Donnella.
Boom, done diss track, it's over.
Check. Wow, that's so hard.
Wait, what do you have against Joey?
I have nothing against Joey, it's just low, low hanging fruit
and then diss track. You think so?

(54:28):
I feel like he. I feel like he dates a lot of
really beautiful women. No, he.
Does but the joke. The joke was low hanging fruit.
I get it. You're going to diss her, right?
That's a diss. Maybe.
I don't know. I don't know what you're just
what you're doing with your disstracks, man.
I am bombing. I should just stick to the
dancing. Yo, Joey.

(54:50):
Janella, you're a mean fella. Boom.
Roasted. But she's not dissing Joey.
She's got to miss Diss Megan. Yo, Megan Bane.
You dated Joey. You're insane.
Boom. Roasted.
That's a pretty good one, I know.
Yeah, at least that rhymes. Yeah, boom.

(55:10):
Roasted. Did you write anything after
these guys? I feel, I mean I don't know him
that well, but. But Joey's great.
I don't understand the hate. There's no hate, we were just
saying, I thought we were helping you write a diss track.

(55:34):
Because I don't think that saying she's dating Joey
Janella's a day. It's like.
So that was a bad all right, so that.
Was a bad player. It's like.
That's why there's a drawing board back to it.
Yeah, that's why you're the artist and I'm just the dancing.
That's why I'm the background guy.
Yeah. Not just they're nodding.

(55:56):
Because I'm losing my losing my job over here.
We got for Diane. You got a good disc track for
her. Yeah, I do.
So I I am actually releasing thesong and music video later this
week and I will be performing that live narcissistic behavior.

(56:21):
So yeah, I'm really excited to share that one.
And Megan's I will also be performing live so, but that
will be a live only experience. No, no recording of that one.
Yo, Diana Perazzo, she sings as bad as Enrico Palazzo.
Boom, roasted. Do you tell promoters they got

(56:44):
to pay you double since you're going to perform twice, you're
going to wrestle and pay me double, You'll be in trouble.
Well, it goes. I mean, I always perform live,
so. Joey Janella.
He's a fuck Mella. Oh my gosh.
All right, we get it. Boom.
Roasted. This poor girl.

(57:06):
She's, she's putting out hit singles.
She's going to, she's at the topof the women's wrestling game.
I'm giving her gold here, man. I don't.
Know I honestly, Tony, I have. No idea what you're.
Saying like, I don't even know what you're saying, but I
appreciate, I appreciate the effort and the enthusiasm.

(57:30):
A for effort there, that's for sure.
Yeah. And I like.
You know what I do like? I like that you're ending
everything with boom roasted so that everybody knows that it's a
diss. Yeah.
You know. Important.
Would you add that to your diss tracks?
No, because what I'm saying are actually disses, so I don't have

(57:52):
to tell people. But I appreciate that Tony added
that. When you write a diss track, are
there certain things you won't diss a person about?
Oh, good one. Oh, that's a good one.
That's a good question. Is anything off limits?

(58:24):
Like, would you body shame? Would you talk about like, I
don't know, like alcoholism or, you know, like things like that?
Wow, yeah, that's such a good. I feel like I've never even
really. I think I, I just don't think a
lot of that stuff is very funny.So I wouldn't put it like if I
think like if my diss tracks were just to be mean, sure, I

(58:48):
would say those things. Yeah, but you got to say boom
roasted on the end. Like, hey, you're a punk and
you're nothing but a drunk. Boom roasted.
It's not really roasting. That's just like bullying, you
know, Like I'm not. I'm not got to say boom roasted
so people know you're roasted. Yeah, but then it's not a roast
like I don't. Know Yeah, yeah, boom.

(59:10):
Roasted. Yeah.
I don't think. That's how it works.
I don't know, I think I'd just like to be a little more clever
than that. Like the point of a diss track
is to get inside the head of my opponent, right?
And if I, if I'm just bullying them, that's kind of like, at

(59:32):
least for me. Like when people are bullying
me, I'm just like, oh, whatever.Like this stuff that you're
saying I don't really care aboutor it doesn't really.
I'm like, oh, I don't know. It's like it's not funny or
clever. It's just kind of like I can
just write it off as like a person being a Dick, but when

(59:56):
you say something in a diss track, that's.
Clever and funny and it makes other people laugh and it makes
maybe you laugh a little bit at yourself.
That's how you get into the headof your opponents, really.
So I don't, I don't know, I don't think there's like things
that are out of the question. It's like, what do I think is

(01:00:21):
going to make the most effectivepiece of art, you know, song?
What's going to be the most effective Dis Cuz like nobody.
I, I mean, personally, I don't want to just hear somebody
harassing somebody else for 2 1/2 minutes on a song that's not
very funny or entertaining to me.

(01:00:45):
So I wouldn't write that about somebody else.
Now what if what if you found out that your opponent did
something like, I don't know, their laundry in a porta potty
or shit with the door open or something like something like
would that be, could you work that in like cleverly?
Who is wait put their laundry ina porta?

(01:01:05):
Potty. Well, they do their laundry in a
porta. Potty.
Or they shit with the door open,yeah.
Who is who is doing that? I mean, would you be able to
work that into the song maybe? Doesn't he?
No what? Why would?
You do that. Boom, roasted.

(01:01:27):
I don't understand. There's no running water.
It's a pork. No, no, Oh my God, we, we all
questioned it too, but he did it.
No, no, it's it's not even a roasted.
That's just a fact. Boom facted.

(01:01:48):
So I will explain, but I will also ask you the question I ask
all of the guests. Also though, I had a great idea
before we get to that, what we'll talk in the emails.
I would love if Becca wrote a shining Wizards diss track.
Oh boom, roasted out there. Are you sure you?
100% we got money in the PayPal.We'll pay for it, don't worry.

(01:02:11):
I think it'll be. OK, let's talk, let's talk.
We've got money in the PayPal, but apparently we didn't have
enough money for Double T to buya new pair of drawers.
He had a salvage. Yeah, maybe you should do your
laundry and then we can. They moved the porta John you
can't find no. No, it's all friend I go ahead

(01:02:38):
double TI. Sharded while serving the public
pizza. Can you not, Tony, please?
All right. And I had to work.
I had to continue working. So I went to the porta John and
I made sure I was clean. I did not do a load of laundry.

(01:02:58):
I didn't take my fucking socks off.
You did the load and then the laundry.
Boom. Roasted OH.
My God. Becca will never do another
interview for Richard Holland. No, I just feel.
Bad. Like that's a really unfortunate
situation to find yourself in. And oh, I.

(01:03:21):
Made the Garner's sympathy. I made his.
Own pants. It's not like a gross drunk in
there. He's.
In his 40s? Yeah, that's so embarrassing.
On this podcast to shit their pants.
We'll get to that later. If you are the only one that did
the. Laundry in the Portage.
John though I didn't do the laundry.

(01:03:41):
Did the laundry Portage John? Did you wash your clothes in the
Portage John? He still has that anything?
That makes it worse. So I cleaned it up, cleaned it
up and moved forward. So.
I don't know if you need you guys need like a doctor or.
Oh ham for sure. But like I feel like if multiple

(01:04:03):
people on this call have shit their pants as an adult, I don't
know maybe maybe we should starttaking our health care serious.
You're a younger, you're a younger lady.
As you get older, it's, you know, things sneak up on you.
Look, I had Burger King. I had Burger King the other
night and when I got home, boy did I have the bubble guts.

(01:04:26):
It was rough. This is what I'm saying.
Eat a salad how to make it work to.
Run to write that down. I was having a rough day.
I put the cat to sleep. I was depressed.
I was sad. I didn't want to make dinner.
I stopped at Burger King. OK, maybe I had one too many
Rodeo burgers. How many is one too many?

(01:04:49):
How many rodeo burgers are we talking, Dad?
Like 3? Oh fuck.
How many burgers? How many ones?
We had three rodeo burgers and then you shit with the door open
and you went down to the park todo your laundry.
What the fuck we got now, Quarterback?
Wait, now there's a development in the door situation.

(01:05:10):
Now that I have all the other doors upstairs open and the cats
can go all over the place, I cango to the bathroom with the
doors closed because the cats don't try and come in the
bathroom. Yeah, that's another thing.
He leaves the John open while he's like #2 in so this way the
cats can have a party in there with him.
I fucking, hey, I worked my whole goddamn life to have my
own fucking house, all right? I pay a goddamn mortgage if I'm

(01:05:33):
going to shit with the door openwhen nobody's home.
Don't let him tell you otherwise.
You know. What I'm with him on this?
If it's your house you can do. What you want?
Boom, if you if you had roommates or like you know.
He does. Wait, I.
Don't I'm No, no, I don't have. Oh, you have a wife?
My wife and. OK, that's and her.

(01:05:55):
Bathroom gardener. I won't shit.
I will not shit with the door open when my wife is home.
What kind of animal do you think?
Yeah, but when your mother in law's around, all bets are off.
He just lives downstairs. She doesn't come upstairs.
I got a camera at the top of thestairs.
I can see if she's coming. Just for that.
Oh. Yeah, guess what?
She locked the cat in the bathroom downstairs this

(01:06:17):
morning. The poor girl was in there for
five hours. I'll buy her.
Oh, she's got all the vegetablesto eat in the world down there.
Plenty of oxygen. Yeah.
Hey, Becca, I want to change gears for two seconds.
Question from the chat, what popstar would you love to do a
collab with if you hadn't the opportunity?

(01:06:37):
Oh, shoot, Kray Sean is probablymy biggest like my #1 collab
that I would want to do #2 Ke$ha#3 Keke Palmer.

(01:06:58):
I just love her and I love her music.
And yeah, those would probably be my top three.
I don't know. I know Craig Sean's probably not
like categorized as a pop star, but I feel like our collab would
just be amazing so. Did you you and man like De
Reese, you guys ever do anythingtogether?

(01:07:21):
No, but I would love to. I love his song.
So do I. Yeah, all.
Right, well, I guess I can't askBecca her question.
She kind of already answered it.No, you got to ask anyway, all
right? Well, we also thanks for the
question from the chat. That was a good question.
Oh, SJ. Ross, SJ is.

(01:07:41):
Great. Yeah, absolutely.
He is the head of the Shining Wizard St. team and she leads
the ladies that go all to the independent shows.
I think somebody gave you some of our stuff.
Oh yeah, I think I did get some.Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I remember that now. She's.
One of the she's. She's like our head St. team
diva. SJ rules.

(01:08:02):
She rules the wrist. Hell yeah, SJ.
We ask all the the guests and you're I already know the answer
since you already kind of alluded to like we are old and
we have problems because we shitourselves.
But when was the last time you shit your pants?
And the answer was probably never.
Oh, she's thinking. She's thinking.

(01:08:26):
Not in my memory. So I was probably like a little
baby. That's a terrible answer.
I don't. I feel like I I would remember.
That's a. That's also a good point.
You know, and I have no memory. I mean, there's been times in
the ring. OK, here we.
Go where? I have taken such a brutal bump

(01:08:53):
that I'm like, Oh my God, not. Not like shitting, We're not.
Talking logs like maybe like a little something snuck out.
No, like, I just mean like, I just thought my insides were
just. On the outside.
On the outside, that was fine. You know, you just take a few

(01:09:15):
deep breaths and then you're like, I'm fine.
OK, So were you ever, were you ever in the ring with somebody
who did? And they were just like, hey,
Becca, you know, if something came out, we got to take it
home. Oh my God, make.
Sure, you say? Boom, roasted after you tell the
story. No, I don't think that has ever

(01:09:36):
happened. No all.
Right, that's good. Well, you still have a hopefully
a long wrestling career ahead ofyou, so if you ever come back on
the show, maybe you have a story.
If it happens to me or my opponent, you guys will be the
first to know. Fuck yeah.
I'll give you an e-mail. Right away.

(01:09:56):
You could get a Rodeo burger anddo it live right now.
Yep, got that one from the chat.Got to get more rodeo burgers in
the diet that's. So disgusting.
Yeah, that's Jersey cow, Jesse. He's gross.
I don't know, I feel like if that did happen to me, I think I

(01:10:16):
would just be done. No, you got to suck it up.
No, that's, I mean, not. Oh, fuck it up.
No, no, I mean inhale it a little bit, but not so no.
It's. So gross.
I'm going to this conversation OK?
Like I don't like this. Becca This has been a complete
blast. Becca will be in the tri-state

(01:10:37):
area. Should be in Connecticut a
Sunday for Richard Holiday's narcissistic behavior.
She's taking on Diana Perazu. You can go to the show and still
be home in time to watch summer slam.
So don't know this bullshit summer slam.
Nobody wants to watch a fucking 3 hour pre show.
OK go to narcissistic behavior Becca Diana Perazu.

(01:10:58):
I'm already sold. I don't even.
I could look up the other matches but I don't need to
know. All I know is.
What's that? You can clip this.
I'm going to make Dianna Perazo shit her pants on Sunday.
With you guys. That might be the title of the
episode there. You sure I could clip?

(01:11:24):
That you can clip it. You clip everything else.
Why not? Jesus, add that to the
soundboard. Fuck, yeah.
But the narcissistic behaviors. Loaded bear.
Bronson Hammerstone, Richard Holiday.
Of course, Big Ben Bishop is there.
Who else? Steve Macklin.
Oh, her husband's going to be there.

(01:11:44):
You have to worry about that. You bring him back up.
Oh yeah, of course. Good, Smart.
It's a Danny Moff. It's a loaded show.
Fuck yeah. If you're the Tri Steri go go.
You're not going to pay out yournose to see a great wrestling
show because God knows I ain't paying those fucking prices to
go to Summer Slam. Fucking that at the wazoo there.

(01:12:06):
So go, go see narcissistic behavior.
You're home by you're home in time to watch Summer slam.
You get the best of both worlds and Becca's going to make Deanna
Perez shit or pants. So that's going to be fucking
awesome. Oh yeah.
Absolutely, Becca, This is great.
I mean, you'd said you're not onTwitter much, but we're going to

(01:12:27):
plug it anyway at B3 ccaforeverbcb3ccaforever.com is
a website where you can get all your pop star slash wrestler
needs and she's got, she's got 8by 10, she's got key chains.
She's got it all, I do. Thanks for plugging it.

(01:12:50):
And yeah, follow me on Instagramalso.
I'm on, I'm on Instagram more than Twitter these days, so
follow me there. Smart.
That's a smart move. Yeah.
Absolutely sucks. Yeah.
Twitter is rough. I ranted about Twitter earlier.
Rebecca, this was great. I hope you had fun.
I feel like we got off to a rough start, but I feel like we
turned this around. No, there was just a lot.

(01:13:13):
Up there. Yeah, no, I I had a great time.
Thanks for having me on and thanks Richard Holiday for.

(01:13:35):
Do you have a conversation with him after that?
Like what the fuck man? What are what?
I'm all for promoting myself andyour your brand, but what are we
doing here, Guy? He's been on the show twice.
He's. Going to do that, he's just
going to be like lol that's all he.
Was like he tweeted. Like I got Becca to do media ha

(01:13:56):
ha. Ha ha ha, he is.
Such a Dick. We do that.
Oh yeah, Say boom roasted then. That's OK Boom roasted you rule.
This was a lot of fun, thank you.

(01:14:19):
This was fun. I learned a lot too.
This is great. You learned a lot.
It did. I, I got to see Matt dance.
I I upped my my my diss track game man.
I don't know about. That and we learned that Deanna
Perazzo's going to shit herself this weekend.
Yeah. What could you ask for?
Not much, not. Really.
Well Bethrika, this was awesome.Enjoy yourself this weekend.

(01:14:41):
Kick some ass. I'm serious about that diss
track. We're yeah.
Yeah, hit me up. We'll, we'll talk.
Fuck yeah, that would be amazing.
Bye, guys. Good night back.
Thank you. Enjoy your.
Night. Good luck this weekend.
Wow, she didn't even fucking. She didn't even stay in the
queue. Yeah, this is a little wrong

(01:15:02):
hold. On Let me just fucking.
Stay in the. Queue I had the wrong.
Thing oh, you threw her out. No, he just did.
He did the wrong gimmick. Oh, I feel like we did the wrong
gimmick. What do you mean I don't?
Know she seemed nice we started talking about feces and pee pees

(01:15:24):
and what that was great. I had a great time.
Boom roasted. Your dancing was fucking amazing
by the way. It was yeah yeah, it kind of
did. Could clean it up.
But yeah, it's a good start. Maybe throw a cabbage patch in
there next time too, you know? Yeah, I just, I had the

(01:15:44):
headphones on and I didn't, you know?
I didn't, you know, the couch ishere.
No shoulders shimmy. Double T can't get those
shoulders going. Yeah.
No Shaq shimmy like. I only.
Have, I mean, come on, guys, what?
I know you don't want to give her the good stuff.
You also give her a little sound, like there's only so much
slack up. Breaking news, Tony.

(01:16:06):
No excuses, Tony. October 24th, ICW will be at the
Newark Heart Ballroom. Get your tickets immediately,
Tony. Yeah, let me get right on that.
It's also D by OB. Wait a second, shouldn't you
guys be in Minnesota at that .0?Is that the weekend we're going?

(01:16:27):
Yeah, I'll be there then. Never mind.
Eat shit. ICW.
Yeah, eat a shit. Yeah, yeah.
Tony didn't sound like he was going.
What? Leave me be, Sanitarium.
Can we fucking handsome Kevin. I don't know.
What's the gimmick nowadays? I don't know.

(01:16:48):
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(01:21:30):
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great stuff there, so please check them out.
Anyone interested in going to like HK?
I know I love the Mets hat by the way.
Seven in a row playing out theirballs.
Love it. Oh.
Yeah. I know you're out in Minnesota

(01:21:50):
HK, but we're at summer slams right in our backyard.
Did you guys even attempt or have any interest in going?
Look at ticket prices, any of that shit.
My wife sent me like a coupon code or something like that and
I still looked and like any ticket was still even with like
25% off it was still a couple $100 and I don't want to drop

(01:22:11):
that to sit outside all day and just no interest.
Talk to donk. Same same boat.
My Peacock is still free. Fuck Comcast.
So I was actually looking at tickets for next year in
Minnesota here. They're actually not like
tickets out already. Yeah you get pre-orders.

(01:22:35):
Interesting they doing 2 nights next year.
How do we feel about the two night summer slam?
Whatever. Yeah, I I prefer it just being
one night. That's just, you know, that's
me. The roster is so huge now that
when you have one of the, you know, the four big ones, I
understand moving to two nights,but.

(01:22:57):
Cut the roster. Back a little bit, keep it a one
night. I'd be OK with that.
Yeah, fire them all. I was going to.
I waited to see my schedule because I may have attempted to
go Sunday night but I have to doa late night wedding so I will
not be going to SummerSlam this weekend.

(01:23:19):
But they did announce night one and two we have of the cards.
Like that? So Night 1 is the women's tag
team championship, Raquel and Roxanne against Charlotte and
Alexa Bliss, Gunther versus CM Punk, the world heavyweight
title match, Orton and Jelly Roll against Logan Paul and to
be determined. Now I don't know if the Drew

(01:23:40):
McIntyre thing is a work or what, but apparently he is stuck
in the UK with passport issues. Really.
Yeah, he forgot his. Passport or something?
Yeah, The Miz. The Miz came out today and said
he would be more than happy to team with Logan Paul.
I don't know, Roman Reigns and Jay USO against LeBron Breaker

(01:24:02):
and Bronson Reed women's champion Tiffany Stratton
against Jade and Sami Zayn carrying cross.
That is your night one. Night 2 is IC champion Don
Mysterio against AJ Styles your main event undisputed WWE
champion John Cena against Cody Rhodes in a street fight in a

(01:24:23):
salad steel cage, US champion solo sakola against Jacob Fat 2
no DQ women's intercontinental champion match.
Becky against Lyra. If Becky retains, Valkyrie
cannot challenge for the title again.
Why? The Lynch is champion and the
triple threat Naomi, EO and Ria and then the six, what is it

(01:24:44):
called six team? I don't know.
The TLC tag match is to be announced.
Wait, that's that's all Night 2?What's that?
The 1235? Yes, those 5.
It sounds like a lot, but it's about the about the same.
No, I'm just thinking like matchstipulation wise, they got they
got to dice that shit up a little bit better.

(01:25:07):
What do you mean? Yeah, they could have easily put
that tag title match on fucking night one or something.
Or. It might still be.
It's still to me they didn't announce which night that's
going to be on. No, Matt just said it.
No, the tag title is to be announced.
Yeah, but it wasn't like the cage match, street fight, triple

(01:25:28):
threat, which is, you know, no, no DQ situated like it seems
like there's a lot of the rules are out the window for night
too. And that's just that's too much
birthday, man. You got to you got to split up
the birthday a little bit. It's going to be chaos.
It's going. To be chaos.
Complete and utter chaos. And rage.
Do does the WWE try and save face?

(01:25:50):
Do we get The Rock at fucking Summer Slam?
No. We got Travis Scott because
apparently he's still cool with everybody.
I think you got that wrong. No, I know everything all.
Right, I trust you all. Right, well if you were going to

(01:26:11):
go to the late night Tony Hencliffe show, it's been
cancelled. So why?
I guess they weren't selling enough tickets.
That was at the pack, right? It was supposed to be.
The event organizer has had to cancel your event.
That's what Ticketmaster said. The ticket sales had been light
for the show and only Cody Rhodes had been advertised thus

(01:26:34):
far. What are you guys looking
forward to most SummerSlam? Is it Cody and John?
Is it Seth fooling everybody andfucking up CM Punk's chance to
become a world champion? Is it the woman's three-way?
Is that the word? Like Seth is gonna be there?

(01:26:55):
Like I think, I think I will stick to what I said a couple
weeks ago. I think it was all a ploy to
catch CM Punk with his pants. Down.
That's for a second. Cash, cash in and fuck CM Punk
out of the World Heavyweight Championship just makes sense in
their in their long, storied history and the story that
they're trying to tell us here. Sure.

(01:27:19):
See, I'd like to see him do it even worse.
Like have, well, you know, have Punk like destroy gun, not
destroy him, but like have him beat rundown.
Throw Punk out of there and pin him instead instead of cashing
in on Punk. Oh, no, I don't think he's going
to cash in on Punk. I think he's going to, yeah.

(01:27:39):
I think Punk's going to have himbeat and then he's going to
fucking cash in all Paul Heyman will get involved.
Maybe the rest of the goof troop, Braun and and fucking
what's his name, Bronson. I think I'm most looking forward
to the cage match. Rage in a cage.

(01:28:02):
Yeah. All right.
Interesting. Not the big, not the big John
Cena, Cody Rhodes one, huh? I'm.
I mean, I'm looking forward to it, but at this point, like I
am, I feel like I'm going to be let down again by a main event
and there's going to be a lot offuckery and bullshit that I
don't want to see. And I'm hoping that you know, on

(01:28:25):
the cage that it'll stay true. Tony just shit his pants.
Yes. I did.
I mean, that John Spina said he was going to ruin wrestling.
So yeah, yeah. And it's, he is.
He is. I just, I just, I don't, I, I, I
love Cody, right? I love Cody.
And I just think there's going to be more more bullshit that's

(01:28:46):
going to bother me than than I want there to be.
And that's that's why I think I'm the cage match.
I think is where I where where my heart's at right now.
Run no fly. I would say the women's IC title
match. Oh, you won't.
Well, yeah, I think Lyra and Becky have had two fucking great

(01:29:07):
matches the last couple of timesthey've wrestled, and they've
had a pretty damn good story this whole way, so looking
forward to them having another banger.
Yeah, Tony, what are you excitedfor?
Anything? Yeah, the women's triple threat
match kind of digging. I'm also digging the women's tag
title match because Alexa Bliss,not so much.

(01:29:29):
You know, Ric Flair, Junior, Youknow what I'm.
I'm interested to see where theygo with John Cena and Cody.
Really AM as much as as much as people.
I I am loving the chemistry withAlexa Bliss and Charlotte Flair.
I see a lot of their shit pop upon like the little videos they
make back, like they're just together.

(01:29:50):
Like I can't do anything but smile when I watch their videos
because they're just so God damnadorable.
And you know, come on, let's let's take them titles off the
judgement day. I'll tell you, I'll give a I'll
give a pick right now. I'll take Charlotte and Alexa.
Boom, roasted. Roasted.

(01:30:13):
I don't think so. No, you're not.
You're not into it. I, I just, I think that I've
gone, I've removed myself so farfrom being able to find like
enjoyment and watching Charlotteand I, I love Alexa Bliss, but
like, even my love for Alexa Bliss doesn't allow me to
overlook my, my, my dislike of Charlotte Flair.
No, I see I'm I'm the other way around.

(01:30:34):
As much as I hate Charlotte Flair, Alexa Bliss makes
everything better. Gotcha.
So maybe I. Just got to you got to turn, you
got to change the look. I don't know, maybe try it, Go
for it. All right.
We'll put the, we'll put the battle.
I know there was a lot of peoplesuper duper concerned about the

(01:30:55):
AAA WWE relationship and where Alberto Al Patron would fall.
Well, good news people, he lost the loser leaves AAA match.
So you don't have to worry aboutAlberto Al Patron anymore.
Well, he might be a summer slam.Why?
If he's not with AAA anymore, he's a free agent.
I don't want him back. Ever know Dude?

(01:31:15):
Did you see the Grande Americanocut his promo in Espanol?
Mm hmm. Brilliant stuff.
There was so he boy, this is fucking awesome.
I, I, I love the character and Ithink Kaiser playing the
character is doing a fucking fantastic job now.

(01:31:36):
Chad Gable was at a Twins game. Over the.
Weekend. Did you see that?
Yeah. And that, that.
I forget what the interviewer's name was, but she was on Sports
Talk today and I was listening to her and like, she got fucking
blown up over this shit, like just talking to him.
And. And I didn't, I didn't see the
interview with Gable, but he wasthere in like a like an arm type

(01:31:56):
of a string and all that. Yeah.
And then like everybody was like, oh, you're fucking blowing
this shit up. You're not supposed to.
Show him you're supposed to likeit.
Was interesting. He's not.
He's not El Grande Americano. Right.
He never. Was.
Come on, people. Yeah, Good point, good point.
Didn't take that consideration. Yeah, yeah.

(01:32:17):
They're I think I I don't it's not in the notes, Brendo, but I
think I saw yeah, Brendo, your notes suck.
No. No, no, seriously.
I saw this today. Bundo threw me under the fucking
bus with Becca. OK.
I caught that show. I don't know what you're talking
about. Yeah, go back.
Listen Oh that WWE is going to show Triple Mania on their

(01:32:44):
YouTube channel on August 16th. Why not on Peacock?
What? Why not on Peacock 'cause I
think it's like a joint thing with AAA and Triple AI.
Think airs on True on YouTube. Yeah.
Yeah, it does. But I know Dom showed up and he
attacked Octagon Junior and he got cheered so Dom and so yeah,

(01:33:13):
it's fucking wild, man. It's wild.
You know what else is wild? This sentence.
The Undertaker choke slams TNA world champion on NXT.
Awesome. Fucking So it's we are living in
like a fucking crazy wrestling vortex right now, huh?

(01:33:35):
Yeah, yeah, A. 100%. Gee whiz, I don't watch.
I did not watch NXT but I did see the clip and it's pretty
wild. I feel bad for Santana.
He should be the fucking TNA champion.
Nah, he will be. I know, but fucking like, Bound
for Glory, but fucking yeah. What trick was was was dressed

(01:34:02):
up like a little Brokeback Mountain Action.
Oh, yeah. All right, come on, let's keep
it clean. What's matter?
Oh, yeah, my bad. My apologies all the listeners.
Keep. It butt fucking.
Yeah, butt fucking keep it. Clean.
Keep that butt fucking clean. I'm just going to ask because I

(01:34:25):
don't want to go down a rabbit hole here, but is there anything
of note from AW that anybody would like to talk about?
Oh, there was a 400,000 or an $800,000 match.
They're doing another tournament.
Tournament. Tournaments fucking rule.
This one I wanted I I actually wanted to change the channel,

(01:34:47):
but I didn't. You're you're doing an
eliminator tournament isn't a tournament elimination.
Isn't that what that the point of a fucking tournament is, is
that you get eliminated? Why are you doing an eliminator
tournament $400,000 eight man tag team man.

(01:35:09):
What the fuck? That's all I got.
I I am with you. I they could do with somebody
helping them with the verbiage as to how they present the
tournament. You could just say it is a
tournament for the number one contendership to the tag team

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champions. Easy enough.
Because next week we will be presented with an eliminator
match. I think there was a eliminator
match last week where it was. Billy and Tony was an.
Eliminated match. She was facing the champion and
an eliminator match but now thisis a tournament that's an
eliminator tournament. What the fuck are you do?

(01:35:56):
Like what type of like mental Olympics are you trying to put
me through to try and make this shit make any like fucking sense
at all? Bend me over.
Perhaps you should not put so much stock in the verbiage and
just enjoy the matches. What the fuck are you talking

(01:36:20):
about? And I'm with you on the money
thing too. Like can we stop with these
matches worth? Like I'd I'd rather just have
them have eight man matches. I had a lot of fun with the
eight man tag match on or 8. Man matches.
I don't care about the money, all right?
The money is silly, all right? Especially because we're not
doing anything with it, right? Like I'm watching a lot of 85

(01:36:42):
JCPNWA, you got to read it for the people who don't watch bucks
and buffs says I have an eliminator in my cell.
I can make awesome wine in theretoilet wine, you know, sidebar.
Let's go sidebar for a second here in the Discord, our good
friend and Patreon supporter DHBthe third.
He said he has a friend who's incarcerated, but his friend has

(01:37:04):
like access to like an iPad and video phone calls.
So it seems like contact with the outside world is not that
difficult. Now, I don't know if that
applies to old Buck here. I mean, he is on YouTube right
now. And I'm not suggesting that we
get Buck on the show, but I am saying like, maybe he doesn't

(01:37:27):
maybe not to sound like Michael Scott, but maybe prison isn't so
bad. Well, I think that it probably
there's probably varying degreesof what of what you're allowed.
You know what I mean? Like maybe there's, you know,
the crime is a little bit more when they don't give you as
much, but your crime's a little bit more LAX.
They they give you cheeses. Yeah, I'm sure.

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I'm sure Buck isn't in white collar prison.
I'm sure it's not. I don't.
I In fact, I know that he's not.He's.
Not I also think he'd enjoy the parental controls they were on
there as opposed to the other way around.
Boom, roasted. I thought my rhymes were fucking

(01:38:11):
good. I don't care what Becca thinks.
They were like. No, they were fucking top notch,
bro. Tony, what was your beef with
Hetchasaro? Hetchachasaro.
You said in the next and Matt likes this fucking Hetchasaro
guy. Oh, hoodie wrestle Shane
Strickler. Oh, this match was fucking dog
shit. They didn't know.
They couldn't even work together.
It was bad, dude. It was bad.

(01:38:34):
I couldn't believe you like thisfucking hand job, all right?
And then all this shit did happen afterwards.
Like fuck that. Well, OK, I don't know.
No, dude, no, I'm sorry. I don't know how HK tortures
himself every fucking. Week.
Dude, you've been torturing yourself a lot lately.
This. I love watching this.
I put the channel on and I'm just like, Nope, click.

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I don't know. I thought it was a good a good
episode of Dynamite. Brendo, what do you got for me?
I mean, I was kind of in and outthat night of dynamite.
But from what I did see, like I enjoyed the opening Adam Page
Wheeler UDA thing. I thought it was exactly what it
needed to be. Adam Page kicked the shit out of
him, killed him with the chain afterwards.

(01:39:17):
And then, you know, told him like, oh, you know, I'm not
going to finish you off. Your guys aren't coming to get
you. So a little a little spoon in
the porridge there. Wait, wait.
Wait, I enjoyed that you. Didn't finish the guy off.
Yeah, we're. Not coming.
It sounds like a bad episode already.
Well, no. How do you not?
Finish your guy off. Yeah, well, if they're not

(01:39:38):
coming. Yeah, get.
Your mind out of the gutter. No, you got to finish them off.
You got to finish off. With blue balls.
No, that's, that's just mean. That's just mean.
Yeah, I'd rather give them the old fucking holiday up the wazoo
then give them blue. Guys.
The special move? I don't know, I like look.

(01:40:00):
Then what? What makes them move?
All that special, We should haveasked her why is it special?
Well, it's not her move. But it's not special, it's.
An illegal maneuver, but it's not special.
It's illegal. He cheating.
He's making it special. No, no.
Well, you know what? If he if he fucking did the
show, we could ask him. There it is.

(01:40:22):
There's your answer there, Tony,Tropical says.
I mean, it's not his buddies, sohe so I can see him not
finishing him off. Yeah, but that's just being a
tease. Then like if it's not his bro.
But if you're going to start, you got to finish.
Otherwise why start? Like if you start putting a
puzzle together, you're not going to finish putting a puzzle
together. Like you may not even like the

(01:40:42):
puzzle. You mean it's like this is a
puzzle with fucking ducks? I don't like ducks, but you're
going to finish the fucking puzzle.
Why have the duck puzzle to begin?
With then though. I don't know, your grandma
bought you a duck puzzle, she said.
Here you go, HK. Put this together, have some
fun. Never had a grandma.
All right, You're you're Al gives you a puzzle.

(01:41:05):
He's like, he's like, Kevin, I can't jerk you off.
Here's a puzzle for you. You got to work on that
impression too. But yeah, sorry.
It's like. Fonzie and fucking.
He fucks. Nice.
Real nice. No, I don't put together

(01:41:28):
puzzles, but if if my buddy Tropical got me a duck puzzle,
both put this on bitch together.Yeah, but you'd be like, I
fucking hate ducks. I hate puzzles.
I'm going to do this fucking puzzle.
Well, ducks are the most cocky animal in the animal Kingdom.
No, geese are. Ducks are all right.
Geese. No.
Have you watched The way Ducks walk?
They got this fucking. Yeah, but have you been around

(01:41:50):
Canadian geese? You got Canadian geese up there
in Minnesota. Oh, of course they suck.
They shit Big green cigars everywhere.
They fucking? Play.
But they're not arrogant about it.
They don't like, they don't shitwith an attitude.
Ducks walk with this fucking arrogant walk.
So is double TA duck. He's more here for that.
Yeah. I mean, I feel like you were

(01:42:10):
doing the Jon Moxley walk. Yeah.
Kind of Jon Moxley. Yeah, that's for Jon Moxley.
It sure is, Daddy I I'm going totry and steer this back to AW
and I don't know why I did. Like Julio says, all duck

(01:42:31):
puzzles should be finished. Yeah.
Thanks, Julio. I.
Mean he's not wrong. No, I.
Wonder if he also thinks that the ducks are the most arrogant
of the animal Kingdom. Let me know, Julio.
Ducks are not the most arrogant.So what do you also think?
Double T. Anyway, I love FTR.

(01:42:54):
Beats jet speed. And then, you know, we got this
fun story where Adam Copeland can't touch FTR.
Fun story. Fuck, yeah.
No, we're going to get fucking coping Christian Cage back
together. No, it's not cope anymore.
Yes, it is. No, it's not.
What is it? He's Adam Copeland again.
It's cope. No, he's not cope.

(01:43:15):
I'm calling him Cope. All right?
You can call him Cope, but that makes you a dope.
Julio's gone with Peacocks, all right?
That's why. I mean, people do say that
person is peacocking. No, whatever it says, that
person's being a duck. Maybe a duck.
An asshole. That person is duck walking, you
know, like my. Phone will connect or

(01:43:36):
autocorrect when I try and say fuck it'll say duck you but I
meant to say fuck you. Thanks for pointing that out to
us. You're welcome anyway.
Oh, can't. He can't put his hands on FTR.
But you know why 'cause the Stokely went Stokely and FTR
went to management and they had that built into whatever fucking

(01:43:57):
the story man 'cause fucking FTRis afraid of fucking Adam
Copeland. Oh yeah, afraid of the guy would
have stuck a Dimes for a neck. Nah, he's got the fucking stick
with the spikes in it. Oh no, the spikes.
Come on, man. But guess who can?
The Hurt Business. Fucking Adam Copeland hired the

(01:44:20):
Hurt Business. MGF wasn't happy about it.
They're going to kick him out oftheir Hurt Syndicate MVP.
Are they the Hurt Business or the Hurt Syndicate?
They're the Hurt Syndicate. So who hired the Hurt Business
or whatever? You know who I'm talking.
About. No, I'm not sure now.
Big Bob, Shelton Benjamin, Big Bob, that's what we call him.

(01:44:41):
Why do we call him Big Bob? You got big Bill, he's kind of
big Dong. You got Big Bob and big.
Come on now, Hulkster. Anyway, I enjoyed that.
We're going to get a rematch, Moxley and Paige, next week on
Dynamite, which is I can't wait.Free TV baby.

(01:45:02):
It did you like, It's not like it's given away for the first
time. It didn't Main event, their
biggest show of the year just before.
Yeah. But you give them the fucking
rematch on pay-per-view, dude. Do you want to have that
forbidden door? You're gonna wait till September
to do that again? I'll just get it out of the way
and move on. September's a month away.
This fucking 1 trick pony MJF isgonna get the title shot.

(01:45:23):
He fucking bores the shit out ofme, but he's the most I know.
People fucking gush over him. He is the fucking most boring
promo. It's so everything he says is so
fucking paint by number generic it's not even good anymore.
He wasn't terrible and Happy Gilmore too.

(01:45:45):
He was a fucking hunk of shit. That movie too, although it was,
yeah, he cut a promo fucking Wednesday.
It sucked. It's fucking sucked.
I'm sorry. Oh, isn't that when he said Jay
was the better brother or some shit?
Or low hanging fruit? You insult the crowd, you tell
him you're better than you, thenyou go after your opponent and

(01:46:06):
you say something heinous about him.
Woo. It's the fucking same thing.
Every single program he's in. They're not pushing him to grow.
He's fucking stagnant because AW, if he had some fucking, if
he had some good minds to work with, he'd probably upped his
game by now. But yeah, that is where I fell

(01:46:26):
asleep on Wednesday, was his promo.
I didn't wake back up for a little while.
Yeah. It's it's like there I he look,
you put him in the ring. Kid can work.
He's great. But like, he went from being
like heralded as this like generational heal and the likes
of fucking Roddy Piper and BuddyLandell like 2 years later, it's

(01:46:48):
just the same shit. He's regurgitating the same
shit. Yep.
And I tend to like, I tune it out.
Like I'm like, all right. Like this is like, oh, here
comes Mark. Like he's gonna say something
about Jay at some point. Like that's what we're leading
up to. And it's like, yeah, oh, hi
Mark, be better. Get creative.

(01:47:10):
Boom roasted, boom roasted. I also I don't I'm not a doctor
but when spray comes out he sayshe has a legit injury.
He's got a 2 herniated discs andAC2 and AC6.
Wait they're helping each other?What?
That's weird. Go ahead.
But he'll be ready for a forbidden door in four months or

(01:47:35):
4 weeks. Four months, ice and rest.
Oy, I guess, I don't know, it seems like a pretty serious
injury to, you know, kind of rough.
I get it. You want to wrestle in in.
Nothing home country, but I don't know.
Oh, I'll be fine, bro. He's saying that's just why you

(01:47:56):
like you fucking like he's goingto pivot like you.
You think he's zigged, but he's zagged and he's fine.
You think so? No, I don't because I don't give
a shit. I will tell you this, the Dustin
Rhodes Lee Moriarty match on collision made me proud about my
homework tonight. I can't.
I'm going to say something crazy.

(01:48:17):
I would like to see a long Dustin Rhodes run with the TNT
Championship. I know last week I was against
JHK, but man, him and fucking Lee Moriarty had a great fucking
old fashioned wrestling match that told the story of the
babyface in peril, the heel working an injured part of the

(01:48:37):
body. It was fucking great.
And you thought at any moment Lee Moriarty could steal this?
And Dustin with the fucking cradle to steal the win?
Fucking BB. Guy's a stud.
Guy's a stud. Maybe we should just go right
there. Double T.
There you go. Oh, you want to go right to

(01:48:58):
homework? Let's go right to homework, man.
Thank you. All right, all right.
No one. We're going to homework then.
Yeah. I should just go right to
homework. All right, Well, I took you guys
back to November 16th, 1994. WCW Clash of the Champions 29,
Big Van Vader against The Natural, Dustin Rose.

(01:49:22):
It's a weird time for WCWI. Honestly thought Dustin was gone
by this point, but I guess he doesn't get fired till
uncensored, right? Or no?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
That match. Yeah.
Yep. Nope.
What? Which kind of which kind of, I
mean, we'll get into when we talk, but like, I don't know,

(01:49:43):
watching Dustin Rose against Vader, like Dustin is just as
big as Vader. Like I don't know why we never
got like a Dustin Rhodes againstRic Flair or even a heal Dustin
Rhodes against Hulk Hogan. Probably yellow tights.
I I could have give them a different color, you could.

(01:50:03):
Have put them in a different color.
I fucking love that this is like11 minutes.
This is a fucking great, easy match to watch.
There were some moves where, youknow, I get what they're trying
to go for. Maybe somebody rushed through
it. But like, this is prime Dustin.
This is Vader's in great shape here.
Bobby Heenan is on fucking fire on commentary.

(01:50:26):
I love this match. Gentlemen, I'm all the way
there, all the way there with you.
I absolutely loved every second of this match.
I thought it was fantastic. The fans were fucking hot for
Dustin, too. When he starts the match and
Vader spits at him and he just goes insane.
It was fucking great like this. This was an awesome match from

(01:50:50):
start to almost finish. Finish was a little clunky and
weird, but you know, whatever. We got hacksaw afterwards so it
was a great finish. To a bunch of stuff down the
stretch was a little clunky and weird.
I mean kicking at it well, two Vader bombs he's supposed to be
near the ropes the first time I think he was the second time

(01:51:10):
they didn't even show it. He kind of just like shimmy
kicked out and I I tell you whatthough suplex from Dustin
awesome the power slam didn't get all of it, but it looked
fucking good enough. You know what I'm saying from
the top? Fuck Harley Race that no selling
piece of shit. He gets fucking rammed off the
fucking ropes and he gets right back in the ring to dish out a

(01:51:32):
beat down. Fucking old timer should have
known better, so fuck him. Hey, he's Harley Race, former
N.W.A champion. You got to sell that shit, dude.
You know time for selling was over.
He took a bump early in the match, yes.
They missed it, but he. Did oh, they missed it.
Oh boy, the fucking camera, the fucking camera working.

(01:51:55):
This is atrocious. Vader being super giving at the
beginning was awesome. Like, yeah, I just I just
watched this not too long ago and then I obviously I rewatched
it again this morning and Vader being super giving in the in the
beginning of this match, I thought was was pretty
fantastic. It really, really kind of got
got Dustin, you know, the crowd really behind and fired up them

(01:52:18):
missing Dustin laying out Harleyon the outside fucking pisses me
off, just pisses me off. The DDT off the second rope.
Well, cool in theory, fucking piss poor and execution.
Yeah, they would the same thing with the the power slam that
Tony mentioned. They were not the best, yeah,
but the power Slam was somewhat forgivable 'cause it got.

(01:52:39):
There. Yeah, DDT.
Yeah, that was. No, DDT didn't.
That was just horseshit. I I got so I just so upset when
he Vader bombs him and then there's a 2 count and you don't
see and the commentary tries to cover up and say, well, his leg
was under the second rope and then he goes back and does
another Vader bomb and they're like, Oh no, no, he was.
It was also like wonky, like he hits the first one and like he

(01:53:01):
doesn't like he like, like he doesn't, he hugs them.
So the referee's not counting cuz his soldiers aren't on the
yeah, it's I don't voters like count and the referee's like his
foot is on the rope, like, right.
The whole thing didn't seem, it didn't seem right.
You know what I mean? Like it seemed like there was a
step that somewhere along the way got fucking missed because

(01:53:21):
Dustin should not be kicking out.
Of two Vader bombs. It just shouldn't be.
And then to get isn't. That what they did back then
though, like cuz the powerbomb was his finish.
No, that's what they do now. The two Vader bombs and then you
know, we get into something elseand powerbomb the shit out of
them. And then I didn't like I didn't

(01:53:42):
like the fucking like 2 Vader bombs.
Weird. They don't show him on his foot
on the rope or anything like that.
Commentary makes mention camera is like isn't seeing it, cameras
not showing what's fucking goingon there.
Commentary is trying to explain to us and then it's a collision
between Dustin and Harley and then fucking Vader gets a

(01:54:02):
wheelbarrow slam and that's the fit like that's his finish.
I love the wheelbarrow slam, though.
I love that fucking thing. He just picks them up and just
murders them. I love I love the wheelbarrow
slam, but throw another Vader bomb on him.
I mean, at that point, at that point you go.
Also coming off of Dusty, Dustingoing for the Bulldog invader,

(01:54:24):
throwing him over the top rope to the outside, That's fucking
awesome. Yeah, and Harley had the reifter
in that, so not a DQ. Fantastic.
Yeah, yeah, Dustin. 'S and Bobby was on fire.
Fucking Dustin comes out, Bobby's like, oh Dusty's coming
to Jacksonville. Tony's like for what?
To see his son in the hospital like the brain is just

(01:54:45):
brilliant. Yeah.
And the crowd was molten for Dustin.
Dude, they came up for everything he fucking did.
You really thought Dustin could pull this one out?
Man, this was awesome. Vader, who has a fucking
reputation of being a bully, I thought it was fucking great.
I thought he gave him so much inthis one.
He. Did he was?

(01:55:06):
Very good out. And he took the like Dustin was
laying it in there like this wasa fucking hard hitting match.
Golly when he's smacking the shit out of him.
Yeah. And and there was there was the
one spot where Vader missed and he fucking hits him in the
corner and he hits him with the roll up.
And then later, I think it was asunset flip when he was trying
to take him down and Vader just leaped right away rather than

(01:55:27):
looking around. And Dustin was out of there and
he just fucking ass plants in the middle of the mat.
It was fucking. It was great because at that
moment it made sense that it happened fast.
Like Dustin just had that wherewithal saying, uh oh, not
today. Boom out.
Yeah, I liked it a lot. Yeah.
No, it's it's. Dustin's theme is fucking top

(01:55:47):
notch too. Yes.
I can't remember it off the top of my head, but at the time I
remember listening and being like this is a fucking great.
Was that that's where the cold? Doesn't get out.
Yeah, should get talked about more.
So. So why it's?
So. It's like, it's so.

(01:56:11):
Oh, yeah, I mean, I give it a thumbs up.
I I think I redeemed myself for my last homework.
But like, you just like, OK, Vader's like they're like
Vader's the number one contender.
Like Vader's the number one contender.
And then like the main event of this show is fucking Dave
Sullivan, Hogan and Sting against the three faces of fear.

(01:56:33):
Mr. T is the special guest referee.
Like oh TS wearing that fucking Mr. Sandman.
Cap. Oh, and this leads to the
fucking shit that I picked wouldSullivan and he fucking like,
God, was it Dave Sullivan is outearly in the match.
I didn't watch the rest of I didn't watch the rest of the

(01:56:54):
event this morning. I was trying to pull from what I
saw before. Yeah, I think I did a watch
along to this. What was this around the time
where people were saying like, oh, Hogan was being shown up by
Yvette Sullivan, so he wanted tosquish him a bit?
I mean, is that that I think that was the story going around.
I don't know, man. This they're going to work for

(01:57:15):
me, brother. It's like this clash is in the
middle of November, right? Vader, he's the number one in
the world. But at Starrcade, you get Hogan
against fucking the Butcher as the main event and we get a
Vader Jim Duggan program, which you see at the end of this
match. But it's like, no, I want Vader
Hogan. Like, I don't want to see Vader

(01:57:36):
fucking Jim Duggan. I do.
Yeah, me too. You.
Got a? Milk.
Fucking great. You.
Got a milk? Your milk.
I don't. Know it's just fucking like WCW
like and that Dustin is going like I don't even know like this
is a great match. What is Dustin doing after this?

(01:57:59):
Blacktop bully. He's not on the next two fucking
he's not on. Any of the few.
Star Games. No, he was selling his injuries,
bro. Starcades, Vader, Duggan, Alex
Wright, John Paul Levesque, Johnny B Bad, ARN Anderson
Nasty, whose name is Johnny B Bad T.
You don't want to make them mad.Sting, Avalanche, Hogan,

(01:58:21):
Butcher. He looks just like Little
Richard. He's pretty at the picture and
you don't put that until fuckinguncensored.
He's so bad. When I was fast forwarding
through this, I stopped at the perfect time just to hear Bobby
Heenan go, Hey idiot, there's 2D, there's only 1D in band.

(01:58:48):
On I go, I don't. Know I would have liked that.
I would have loved to see Dustinget like a run against.
I like why didn't they do like Flair Dustin in the beginning of
94? Right, Steamboat before.
Hogan got there. Was he feuding with Austin?
I think. Or who?
Dustin OR. Yeah, probably.

(01:59:12):
He is in the he's feuding with the Dangerous Alliance, right?
Sting, Pillman, Dustin against Austin, Rude Orndorff at Super
Raw 4 Spring Stampede. It's him against Austin.
No, Austin wrestles Muda, he wrestles Bunkhouse Buck.

(01:59:37):
Oh, Bunkhouse hits ass. I love me some Jimmy Golden too,
but I don't know man. Yeah, he has that feud.
Him and his dad comes back with them and they're feuding with
Buck or a Buck stable or Parker stable.
Them and the watch the Nasty Boys, you know?
That's what they should have done, put put Dustin with with

(01:59:59):
bunk, right? Funk can be the power on the
outside. Dirty, Dustin.
Yeah, dirty. Dustin.
Yeah, get him with. With the rooster that'd.
Be fucking. Awesome instead of Dick.
Yeah. Dick is awesome.
Yeah, Dick. Say his, by the way.
Say his name and he appears. I feel like I need to watch 94

(02:00:23):
Spring Stampede, Flare and Steamboat.
Stampede. Yes, yeah, Stampede.
I just need to watch the Stampede.
Stampede my fucking foot on yourballs.
All right, who's who's up next for the homework?
I think it's back to Brundo. It certainly is, and I am going
with a SummerSlam theme. So my in my opinion, my favorite

(02:00:49):
match in SummerSlam history comes from SummerSlam 1991, so.
We're gonna be. Not 2005.
Not 2005 because 2005 doesn't have Bret Hart and Mr. Perfect
for the IC title, so we will be watching that one this week.

(02:01:10):
God, we might. We got a nice little streak
going here of matches that we all universally like.
Yeah, I like that, Brendo. That's great homework.
Yeah, I had something else and Iwas like, you know what?
Summer Slam weekend. Let's keep it topical.
Keep it topical. I love it.
I love it. We got a new Patreon episode
coming out in a couple days. Me and Brendo, excuse me, got

(02:01:33):
together last night and we we talked all things August pay per
views. We talked SummerSlam Rd. wild
hog, wild hardcore heaven, heat wave, sacrifice.
And then we ended up going down this weird WCW 2000 rabbit hole.
Well, don't go down that hole. Don't go down that hole.

(02:01:55):
Oh, we went down it. And I, I feel like that we
tripped over something that's gonna reappear in homework, and
I'm not gonna say what. So you have to listen.
Don't. Go down that.
Yeah. But we also came up with a great
idea for our September Patreon. So listen, if you're not a
patreonpatreon.com/wizard podcast, $3 a month, you can get
all the bonus content. Rogues Indie Chronicles is

(02:02:17):
coming at you hot in August as well.
You get at least 2 episodes a month, one Rogue Indie Chronicle
and another one of us. Yeah, their idea is terrible, by
the way. Is that.
It's a bad idea. It's.
A terrible. Idea.
It's a fucking. Shitty idea.
Yeah, it's a shitty idea for Tony.
No, it's bad all around. OK, so that's a shitty idea, all

(02:02:38):
right? I think so.
OK, so. You may be better off fucking
not hitting the record button orentering the studio.
Where did? Kevin, go.
I don't see him. Oh, see, we could have just left
it where it was. You always got to take that
extra step. Before we go, do you guys want
to hear the tidier? You guys want to hear the reset

(02:03:01):
the clock? Store.
Oh dude, yes. Holy shit yes.
Holy shit indeed. So when Wednesday I was fucking
sick as hell all day. Like I woke up and I woke up at
like 5:30 in the morning and it's instantly like, OOP got to

(02:03:22):
hit the toilet. So I was, you know, blowing all
throughout the day out of work. I had to call out of work.
I was so sick. Oh yeah, that.
Definitely. Yeah, you are horny.
I was so sick. You write down I was blowing all
throughout the day, Yeah. I'll write that down so my wife
decides to sleep upstairs. Oh.

(02:03:43):
God. So when you're this sick, you
should never trust a fart. But when you wake up at 1:30 in
the morning and you don't fucking realize what's going on
and you trust one and out it comes.
Trust Paul. Yep.
I. Literally more like trust fail.

(02:04:04):
Boom, roasted. Literally shit the bed.
It was a fucking, it was a we ran a fire drill in your stomach
there, Brad. Yeah.
Basically, Oh Jesus. Yeah.
So wait, how do you how do you clean that up?
Well, I threw. Every while you go.
Outside to the John. It wasn't it.
Most of it got caught by the underwear, thankfully.

(02:04:26):
Which straight in the trash. Yeah, that's the right.
Move. Had to take the sheets off the
bed. Had to take the undercarriage
off the bed and fucking everything into the washer.
Did it hit the mattress? It did not hit the mattress.
Oh, thank God. Yeah, yeah 'cause I had to sleep
there that night. So febreeze the bed and back to

(02:04:47):
sleep I go. So.
You didn't just give it a couplenewspapers placed.
On top and go back to that. So I kept thinking that night I
was like, thank God my wife is in the guest bedroom.
He's waking her up at night likehoney, I I shit the bed get.
Up. Don't move, Don't move.
I I got to ask, was it a long expulsion or was it like a quick

(02:05:11):
pop and you were like, uh oh. No, it was a It was a quick pop,
thankfully, but it was enough. Definitely.
Did you? Was it a forceful pop like you
just went wait, or was it just like, you know, like A and that
was it? Somewhere in the middle of that.
So. How did you explain to your

(02:05:32):
wife? I just told her, honey, the
sheets are in the bed. I trust this or the sheets are
in the wash. I trusted something I shouldn't
and she said that's all I want to hear.
So I told her don't do be careful tuning in tonight
because I'm sure I'm telling this story.
Oh. Boy.
Yeah, that is right. Good time.

(02:05:55):
So congratulations guys. For the first time probably
ever, you're not the the last ones on the show to shit their
pants. You're the latest one.
Yeah, yeah, Latest one. Yeah.
I'm I'm going on like 20 months now.
It's been a while. I'm knocking you that that
Burger King Thursday night. But it was fucking bad.

(02:06:17):
I was waiting for you to be like, Oh well, I shit my pants,
Matt, hold my fucking Burger King.
Dude, I was so look, I told you I, you know, we had to put Muda
down on Wednesday and it was fucking rough.
And Thursday was just as bad. So I told Ray, I'm like, I don't
wanna I'm, I'm just fucking miserable.
I'm miserable. I had to work all day.

(02:06:39):
I just don't wanna make dinner. I'm just gonna stop and get
something on the way home. And you can eat at work or you
can get whatever you want. So I fucking there's a Burger
King in a couple towns over. There's no Burger Kings anywhere
remotely close to me. So I fucking, you know, inspired
by Hansel Kevins Wendy's story, I was like, I'm going to go to

(02:07:00):
Burger King and I was like, I don't want like a meal.
And then I saw like the rodeo cheeseburger for like 2 bucks.
I'm like, give me three of thosethree, though.
I was, I'm when here's and I've gotten a lot better.
But when I'm like upset or depressed, like my I'll eat.
I'll just eat until I feel like shit.
OK. Three rodeo Cheeseburgers.

(02:07:22):
They're like, they're just, it'sa single Patty.
The order goes on. Oh yeah, it's a single.
You can't stop just there. A rodeo cheeseburger is a rodeo
burger is just a single Patty. I know Rodeo is my go to
barbecue sauce. I'm familiar.
Yeah I loved them. Then I got 2 orders of cheesy

(02:07:43):
tots and immediate money rings. What the fuck I told you I
fucking Oh and I mean it doesn'tmake it any better.
I'm also down £13 just to put that out there after all.
Kidding. When I I won't eat on the food
truck because I'm never hungry because I'm just always fucking

(02:08:04):
around food right? It's just.
So I was fucking hungry and I was sad so I got a big me.
So we get home where he comes home and she's reading and I'm
playing like baseball and I'm like, I'm sitting in my chair.
I'm. Like.
Oh, and she's like, what is thatsound?
I'm like, it's my stomach. And then like, I was like, I'll

(02:08:27):
just lean further back in my chair so I'm not scrunched up.
And then it just kept getting louder and louder.
And finally I'm like, I was like, I'm like, I just got to
finish this game. I just got to finish this game.
As soon as I was done I was like, I got to go upstairs.
She's like, I'm surprised it took you this long.
Boy was it like 4 times. I was up and down to the

(02:08:48):
bathroom till like 3:00 in the morning.
It was not a good scene. When I was in my early 20s, I
ate 16 Rodeo burgers just to prove a just to, just to prove a
point. Yeah, the girl, the, well, the
girl I was dating, her sister was like, oh, there's no way you
can eat more Burger King than I was.

(02:09:09):
I was like, yes, I can. And so I bought like, we ended
up buying 25 Rodeo burgers and we're going burger for burger.
And then she tapped out. And I said, oh, you tapped out.
All right. So then I ate the rest of them.
So she so she took down 9 burgers on her own and you felt
that you felt the need to go 7 more?

(02:09:29):
Yeah, yeah. And I thought I put her in her
place. And then, you know, the worst
part is I fucking shit my guts out.
It didn't even smell like shit. It smelt like rodeo burger.
I mean, that could be better. You fucking pussy magnet, you
Jesus Christ. Hey sweetie, check this out.
I'm going to eat your sister under the table, then I'll.

(02:09:50):
Eat you under. The table later.
Did you ate the pudding? Did you taste?
The yeah, he oh, he ate the pudding, Ma Kevin.
Take care of. Them, Kevin.
You know I will take care of them.
Fucking burgers, dude. Yeah.
That was, let's see, Scott, George said I should have gotten
a pizza. Jersey cow, Jesse.

(02:10:10):
Yeah. Pizza Hut would have been the
call. Julio.
Yeah. 32 liar sandwiches. And you're shocked at the
outcome. Why don't you just eat a
Whopper? It's got all the veggies that
you like anyway. Could have a possible?
Whopper. Also a problem I have is I eat
while I drive. I was not waiting to get home to

(02:10:32):
eat. This, of course, the slob.
Listen, I've done that too. In.
In my days going home from fucking ECW, we used to stop on
the Parkway. I would just yell at the guy in
the drive through McDonald's. Just give me a sack of
cheeseburgers so he'd fucking. That equated to 10.
So me and my cousin Dennis wouldeach eat 5 cheeseburgers while

(02:10:52):
we're driving home. It was fucking disgusting.
It was like 2 in the morning on the fucking Parkway on the way
home from Philadelphia. Been there, done that.
Look, man, you know, I was having a week, bro, so I fucking
gorged myself. Nah, you got to do that once in
a while. Not proud of it, but the key is

(02:11:14):
you got to know the next couple of days.
You got to take it a little easy, you know?
Yes, take it easy. Yeah. 2 Rodeo burgers.
Yeah, maybe 2. It'll be a it'll be a minute
till I go back to the Burger King again.
Now, maybe a slice of pizza instead of a whole pie for the
week, you know, because I know your company doesn't really give
out the slices except for like, special occasions, wink wink.

(02:11:34):
No slices, we will. Not be going to Pizza Vita when
we yeah, handsome Kevin, I made reservations for us already.
Pizzavita. Yeah, Trop, well, Tropical and
I, we're talking about water service again.
Fuck. Oh, my God.

(02:11:55):
We got to go back to Adam's Tavern.
We have to fuck. Yeah, we do.
Double T needs to experience water.
Water service. I work in the fucking restaurant
industry. I know what water service is.
No. Does your restaurant have water
service? No, that's OK.
Westfield's a nice town. Brenda.
You coming from water service? Oh fuck yeah I am.

(02:12:17):
I need everybody here coming from water service.
I would tell HK to bring some fucking fancy clothes, but it's
just going to be fucking baggy shorts and flip flops.
So yeah, he doesn't own fucking socks or shoes.
Surprised he had shoes for Pete's wedding Sitting next to
this fucking kid. If I got on an airplane sitting
next to this goblin with his fucking feet hanging out, forget
about it. Oh, you could call HKA goblin,

(02:12:43):
But when we call the fucking St.team goblins, that's a problem,
right? I thought we I thought we settle
on street team Divas. No STDs.
Yeah, no. Then we wonder why some of them
don't want to stick around because somebody can't pronounce
names. That's a work.
That's a work. Wait.

(02:13:08):
What was your name again? What was her?
I don't know. Don't fucking worry about a
double T Name is Gonzo Magonzo. We're losing people left and
right on the show, aren't we? No, some girl talking and.

(02:13:31):
Talking HJC is back next week with Kyle.
From. The podcast, we'll have
SummerSlam fallout, we will havepick results and whatever else
happens this week in the world of professional wrestling.
Maybe we could talk some more. AW, because that would be fun.
Yeah. Or not.

(02:13:51):
I'm enjoying a EWI. Like what I see so far that
makes one of us is will Anthony Bowens attack Billy Gunn?
Oh no, will Athena beat Tony Storm?
Forever All elite women's champion, perhaps?

(02:14:14):
Maybe. How many more belts belts will
Mercedes Monet win gives a shit.They're all indie belts anyway.
She's got six more than Duke. Yeah.
I bet you she puts fucking Mayo on her sandwich at least.
Jesus. Please Mortos male.

(02:14:38):
Oh yeah, guy's not even here to defend himself.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. Who's that?
Who's that? Who is it Ma?
Who is it Ma? Who's?
The guy who's the new guy there?I almost forgot Brendan ripped

(02:15:03):
his shirt off at the beginning of the.
Show why'd they laugh. When they're playing my old one
dog. Yeah, we had a hell a good show.
Roll, roll the gimmick, man. All right, with that, let's cue
the music. This has been a production of
the Shining Wizards Network. For everything Shining Wizards,

(02:15:27):
visit shiningwizards.com and don't forget to listen to all
the great shows of the Shining Wizards Network.
We would like to thank those supporters on our
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Manny Grasso Welcome back Mike Peterson, Kate Henson, Neck Repo

(02:15:48):
High 5 Tom, Kathy Hummer, Michael Hammond, Keith Parker,
David Henry Bauer, The Third EyeTug Biscuits, Emily Brock, Jesse
Elwell Scott, George Alde and Ryan Schlong.
Go. Night.

(02:16:30):
Yeah, bro, why do you get aggravated?
Just watch wrestling and have fun.
We want to suck the lollipop. Bring back cock sucking.
You know what this is? This is a bag of shit right
here. Did I say that?

(02:16:50):
K. Me Wanda Punani.
I wonder if I guess double stuffs.
Jesus Christ, blow my ass, bringme the balls that I remember.
I want the my my balls from memory, right?
I don't want this balls. And then he tried to cream me

(02:17:11):
and KGG. Who?
No, I double stuff all day. Look at me.
Come on. Fuck, fuck, fuck you guys.
Yeah, so there's something wrongwith them.
They got to be put down. I'm not waffle stomping turkeys.
Maybe I'm the Vince McMahon of the sea.

(02:17:32):
Gee whiz, Rin Yamashita, Shut the fuck up.
Let's just punt that little shit.
He couldn't. He couldn't get into Japan.
No, somebody's playing with the plugs.
Love XPW. Yeah.

(02:17:54):
Speaking of peanut butter off the balls back here, all the
things that could have come through.
I was going to say that those were some dead eyes there, not
let's put him out of his pain. You know you guys, are you

(02:18:21):
making fun of me? Perhaps kick a small person in
the face? Oh, by the way.
Gunzies yeah fuck you stream. Yard.
Yeah, you fucking chodes. You can't say pussy.
Pussy. Think so, Mcginxo.

(02:18:44):
Go to the light. Go to the light.
I'm so dumb. I also can't see shits.
Boom roasted. Give him that tip, Molly.

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