Episode 753: Brodildo

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Baby it is episode 5753 and off to a fucking great start tonight
Summer Slam is in the back so you know the greatest summer
party in the summer is over we. Are.
Returning with double fisting ittonight with hand job Kyle

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returning. I watch so much wrestling that
my mind is blown, so let's just get right into it with some
wrestling talk. And talk about wrestling.
Brundo. Double T.
Tony, Handsome Kevin. Oh, Brundo, what?
You're a fucking stroke, dude. What happened over there?

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Oh. Man, I'm fried.
Long weekend, great weekend. Tell you who's not fried?
Julio, our guy. Is back.
Fuck yeah. Oh shit, look at this.
M BS here, apron bump. Just take your time buddy.
Just take your time. Wait, wait, favorite intro of

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all time? More than last week.
Last night was pretty good. Yeah.
Jumping Jack Brundo, look at you.
You got. There you go.
Jumping Jack off Brundo, OH. Hey, I do like the fact that
Bathrika is always going to be tied to our Hulk Hogan tribute.
I know it's almost. It's almost.

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Like Damian Dragon being forevertied into the fucking wrestle
con weekend, Wrestle Mania 20, whatever the fuck it was 29.
Thank you. That fucking pissed me off so
much. So fucking much.
We did so much that weekend. So much.

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And we had so much to talk about.
We had fucking Damian Dragon in studio to talk about him putting
his fucking boots in the ring like anybody gave a shit.
What the fuck was wrong with us?God damn it, nothing.

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I mean, the allure of Damian Dragon was just too much for
WrestleMania. I guess, I guess.
Well, Brando, you're right. You hit the nail right on the
head. It was a crazy weekend.
SummerSlam is in the back. Right.
Yeah. The three is always will always
be linked to Hulkamania, dude and a hand job.

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Kyle's joining us and I think there's no better time than now
to go over. The top.
Nobody. Look.

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I thought. Everybody else.
Was doing that. Time to screw up Summer Slam
night one. We started off with Jay USO and
Roman Reigns defeating Braun Breaker and Bronson Reed for the
women's tag team titles. Alexa Bliss and Charlotte Flair
Flair defeat Judgment Day. It's not flair to fail.
Rodriguez and Roxanne Perez. Sami Zayn defeats Carrion Cross

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for the women's titles. Tiffany Stratton defeats Jade
Cargill in the match of the night, Drew McIntyre and Logan
Paul defeat Jelly Roll and RandyOrton for the world heavyweight
Title. CM Punk defeats Gunther, only to
be defeated right afterwards by Seth Rollins for the Money in

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the Bank. Cash in Tony over the top this
garbage. On average, 100 people choke to
death on ballpoint pens each year.
If there's never. Any death when it comes to bro
stuff? Summer Slam Night 2 Naomi

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successfully defends her title against EOS Sky, Andrea Ripley
the WWE Tag Title 6 Pack TLC match The Wyatt 6 Retain against
DIY, Andrade and Ray Phoenix, Fraxia, Motor City Machine Guns
and The Street Profits. Your WWE Women's
Intercontinental Title no count out no disqualification match.

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Becky Lynch retains against LyraValkyrie.
Your WWE United States Title Solid steel cage match Solo
Sekoa retains against Jacob Fat 2 Your WWE intercontinental
title match Dominic Mysterio successfully defends the title
against AJ Styles and your Undisputed WWE Title street

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fight Cody Rhodes defeats John Cena to become the new WWE
Undisputed Champion. Tony.
Take it over the top. If I were a wrestler who liked
to build with Legos in my free time, my name would probably be
Block Lesnar. And if I'm calling Janelle

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Grant, my name would be Cock Lesnar, allegedly.
I'm going to take her across thepond.
Sorry, across the pond. I'm going to go to Welsh
wrestling. That took no more.
No more, no more Lesnars. I threw it out there to make it

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fun. Fuck the Welsh, Fuck the Welsh
Wolf. If I was getting soup at a
restaurant, my name would be Crock Lesnar.
I mean, come on people, I teed it up for you.
It's a it's a quick show TikTok Lesnar man, time's going to run
out. If I had the crabs, I'd be

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crotch Lesnar. Oh wow, if I was pretending to
be him I'd be mock Lesnar. If I was in a group of birds I'd
be flock Lesnar. Come on, double TI know you got

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one. In the hopper they.
Don't you're if you're if you'refrom England, you'd be block
Lesnar. Well, his head's full of rock,
Lesnar's. If he didn't show up for shows,
he'd need Paul Lock. Lesnar, Oh.

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Boy. Who's not here today?
Knock Lesnar. If he was painting, he'd be
Smock Lesnar. We're losing.
Tony better than all the people out there saying fuck Lesnar

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today. But Brendo, he appeared at the
end of the show. He was shock.
Lesnar. Oh God, Double.
TS got real. If he told you the time, he'd be

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Clark Lesnar. All right, let's go to Welsh
country. All right.
Let's go to Wales. All right.
The event took place live at Tracle.
Bail player in a In a singles match, Chicago Bends defeats
Tommy Dean. Ricky Bamba defeats American

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Patriots, Ricky Bamba again, Patriot, Chicago Bends and Tommy
Dean to steal the show. Tony, take me over the top.
Drew Mcintyre's last World titlereign lasted 5 minutes and 46
seconds. CM Punk's last title reign

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lasted 5 minutes and 9 seconds. They've been rumblings of the
two, forming A-Team called the Short Times Club.
But I got a better way to describe those motherfuckers
fucking. Losers.

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Wow, boy. And because our guest is half
Asian tonight, we will refer to him as Walk Lesnar just to bring
in HJC, my guy Kyle 'cause we'regoing to talk some fucking
summer slam. Where am I?
Whoa, Target. There you go, there you go.

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Hey Haro, I mean, hello guys, how we doing Haro Walk Lesnar
quarter Asian actually, but it still counts.
Still counts. I don't I don't know.
I don't know, rounding up 22 andme in front of me.
I'm sorry. It's actually like 33% if we
want to be animal about it. But Speaking of Pasadena, 22 and
me, I don't know. Yeah.

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How's everybody doing? It's been a while.
It has been Kyle. They say absence makes the heart
grow fonder. Since we would be heartbroken,
Lesnar. I don't fucking know.
No, you tried. You almost had it.
That crashed and burned right atthe 1 yard line.
And Bob's your uncle. Yeah.

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I drive like Nick Hogan. Lesnar.
Whoa, Come on now, Wolf. What?
What? Tony?
No effort. None whatsoever.
I teed that up so we could have a little fun with it.
And three out of the four Wizards participated.
I just couldn't come up with anything funny.
It's ock 500 different things rhyme with someone said cock.

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Lesnar. Right.
Yes, of course. OK, that.
Was like right away. Oh, like.
Like if you were the owner of TNA, you'd be cock Lesnar.
Cock Lesnar. Fuck, I fucked that up.
Woof, you guys are hitting on all cylinders tonight I like it
I like it. Glad to be here on episode 57067

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a this side of the. Screen is having a stroke.
Yeah, no, it's, it's contagious.It's I feel it.
I feel it coming. Strokes are contagious.
Can be. I mean, once you start stroking
it's hard to stop. So then you.
Become a stroke, Lesnar. Almost.

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That's almost there. So close, brother.
You're gonna get it. I like this, though.
I like this. The doctors.
I could have a stroke at any moment.
Yeah, any minute. What?
The fuck? You're right, they are.
They are contagious. Kyle from the Apron Bump
podcast. Let me ask you, Kyle Podcast.

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You want a schmeckel and a schmere playoff?
The poor boy, he's trying his best.
No, he's really not. He's like he's off tonight.
No, we're good. Hi I'm double D, was that pretty
different than the other 700 Kyle?
I like it. Sucker and Sumerslam gives gives

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gives the episode some flavor. I like it.
It tastes. It tastes good.
Oh my God. If we were flavored podcasts,
we'd be the ramen Lesnar's What?No.
I don't even think you understand what The thing is.
I mean, he, I guess he could have it could have been Walk
Lesnar, but I already got it. So yeah, we already used Walk
Lesnar. Damn.

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If this was Star Trek, it'd be it'd be Spock Lesnar.
There you go. There you.
Go Tony's back. He's returning, Lesnar.
You know what? That was good.
I think you nailed it home. Run.
Sitting here in front of my computer saying what the fuck?
Listen. Interesting.
No, Kyle, if you had a bad day, right?

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If you were having a bad day. Do.
You think a piece of cake would make your day better?
What kind of cake? Any kind of cake you want.
Do I get to Do I get to pick thecake?
Yeah. It's your day, man.
You're having a rough day. You stop at Old Cakes R Us
Lesnar and you grab a cake. I just.
I don't know could. It be a slice of your cake if

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you really want it. Whoa nice.
You're going to do bro stuff with hand job?
It's in the name it. Wasn't really, like particular
and it be gross stuff like what if I had a cake here?
Yeah. I just want you to bake a cake
for me. What'd you think I meant?
Yeah. What kind of get your mind out
of the gutter? Dirty, dirty mind.
Lesnar hailed it. He's so good at this.

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He's he's getting really good atthis.
Guys, watch out. So yes or no on yay or nay on
the cake? Yes.
Yeah. It would not make it worse,
that's for sure. See.
There you go, HK. Have a piece of cake, buddy.
I ain't having cake. It doesn't.
You'll like cake. Yeah, yeah, no, no cake for me.
That doesn't sound like a rousing endorsement that Kyle
wants any cake. What about pie?
And I'm not talking like poontang.

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I'm talking like, you know, maybe an apple pie, little
shoofly pie, maybe even a pot pie if you're so inclined.
Fake Lesnar over there. The fuck?
Yeah, no, I'm not a big pie guy.I'll be honest.
I'm not, I'm not a big, I'm not a huge kick guy either.
For being frank with each other.You don't like sweets, right?

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You're more of a savory guy. I like, I need, I need it to be
dense and thick. I like, I live with a good
brownie. I like a cookie cock with
whipped cream on it. It has to be nice and viscous
and I need to hold it. If, if cake's too fluffy and
light, it's bullshit. I do like it, but it's, it's at
it's at the bottom of things I like.
It's I, I do like it, but it's at the bottom of things I like

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and I like you being on bottom. Well, I'm verse where if you
were going to have this dessert smorgasbord, where do you put
Summer Slam night 1 and 2? Are they in the bottom?
Are they in the top? Oh yeah.
Summer Slam 2025 was kind of like a flan.

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Thank you, Julio Bad, Brock Lesnar, he gets it.
That nice. I like that.
It was like a what? A flon, A flon like something
like when you have flon like thefirst bite, it's like, oh, this
could be good. When you finish it, you're like,
man, I wish I didn't eat that. Been there, you know.

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What I mean, that's how you feltabout SummerSlam.
There were bits and pieces that I liked about it.
On the whole, I was it was it was more of a thumbs down than
thumbs up for me. I thought there was like 2,
maybe three matches that were really good.
I don't think SummerSlam needs to be two nights.
I think that's, I mean, I know why they do it and they probably

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won't stop because people are going to keep buying tickets to
it. But to me, if you just
consolidated the good stuff, like say you had like the world
title matches, like they say youhad one night you had like Punk,
Gunther, Cody, Cena, yeah, TLC. You had like the the women's
three-way and then like one or two other matches.
I think the show would be so much.

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Well, it would have been paced better.
Which part? That was a whole other thing,
how they had all the gimmick matches on one night and all the
just regular matches on the on the other night.
That was terrible. I don't know why they did that.
But yeah, feels consolidated. If they trimmed the fat, it
would have been good. But ultimately it was it was
more of it more bad than good for me.
Now I know HK gets fired up for these WWE pay per views.

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Of course he does. Yeah.
And look, I get it. I love it.
I'm off. I'm here for it.
That's why he's part of the Shining Wizards.
Did anyone sit through a three hour pre show though?
Anyone here? You did.
You fucking do it. You fuck off.
Please. Both nights.
Not both nights. No, I was, I was.

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I rewatched night 1 during the pre show of and actually so the
the night 1 I didn't see the entire the entire pre show night
2. I saw the entire pre show after
re watching night 1. That's man.
So you what wait in two days youwatched night 1 twice?

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You watched 2 pre shows and night 2?
I don't know. No, I didn't catch the full pre
show on night 10. OK, that would've been
ridiculous. You're right, you're right.
That would've been too much WWE.Yeah, interesting, interesting.
What happens on the pre show 'cause they don't have matches
anymore, right? Nah, they don't, They don't.
It's, you know, they, they had avery interesting costume contest

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where this guy fucking nailed Seth Rollins.
It was amazing. Yeah.
Fucked him hard. And then there was a lot of
interviews, a lot of Big E Langston.
Not as much Jackie Redman as I as I normally like to see, but
it's, yeah, it was fun. It was fun.
Who does the pre show these days?

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Probably Peter Rosenberg. There's a Rosenberg.
There's. Byron Saxton on there.
Sam Roberts, is he the guy that kind of looks like a penis?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has the WWE Dick in his
mouth. So yeah, yeah, yeah, he's that's
he's he's on there. There's some, some gal, I'm not
really sure who she is quite yet.
She, she kind of bothers me. She over acts in interview

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segments, which is kind of strange.
The blonde one. Yeah, the blonde.
The blonde. 1. Yeah.
Starts with AM. I'm blinking on her name but
yeah, Emily. It starts with M.
Emily. Kid can't even read.
Not my friend Emily. Her name is spelled MALLE.

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Emily Mal EE. You don't even know how to
fucking spell. Your word.
Double T no. Grown up everything since I
started with the open. I'm I am spelled Lesnar.
Double T is correct with that though.
Yes. All right, so Kyle, what's your
big take away from SummerSlam? Like we can go through the whole

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show if you want. I know the guys watched, dude.
I watched a couple matches. I was working.
I really wasn't super duper invested into the SummerSlam.
So Kyle, please take us on Kyle's journey through
SummerSlam. I'll take you into the corner
and jerk you off. So SummerSlam again, two nights.
Wasn't a big fan. I also, I don't know how you

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guys feel not a big fan of stadium shows.
I feel like being there it's fun.
I've only been to 1 but it was agood time.
I always feel like the crowd atmosphere doesn't translate
through like watching it on TV. Although there were points in
the show where it was loud without like when John Cena came
out like the roof came up, there's no roof.

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You know what I mean? It it was very loud.
So at at times I was like, man, is the crowd just not miked up
or like, what the hell, like during some of the matches.
But then it was loud at certain points.
So it's like the crowd was lacking, which you can't, you
know, fault though. I mean, maybe you can fault the
show. Maybe they're not giving them
stuff to cheer about. But I thought both nights were
capped off with great main events, which can argue that's

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all that matters. I really enjoy the TLC match.
Everything else ranged. I I I liked pretty much all the
women's matches actually. Everything else kind of ranged
from shit to OK. Like how do you have a steel
cage match without blood? I know that's how they always do

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it, but like they set the precedent the previous night
that you you can bleed. So it's like, why not have it in
one match at night too? I don't know.
It's just like Sami Zayn carrying cross gives a fuck
carrying cross real quick. What, what why was what's or not
given Sami Zayn a weapon? Like, are they trying to make

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him like an evil man? Like, is that the whole story?
Yeah. And then Sami's like, no, I
don't need this. Yeah, Pretty much, yeah.
Yeah. That that was that was.
Is Karen Cross gone, do we think?
Who do you know what after he's gone?
Lesnar. Hey.

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But steal mine. Come on, man.
You had a bunch during over the top, right?
Let me get mine in now. Steal my fucking ship, right?
Yeah, he's he's flying away fromthe WWE.
You can call him Flock. Lesnar.
We already used that one, Kyle. Oh, fuck you jerk me off.
Soft Jersey cow. Jesse said if he worked on Wall
Street, he'd be stock Lesnar. That's a good one, Jersey cow,

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Jesse. Julio knows the girl.
Megan. Yes, Megan.
Megan Morant. I don't think it's how you spell
it, but she's like the female Todd Fattengill.
It's OK, she's better in my mind.
She's better than Alicia Taylor that oh, she could fucking.
Fall off her. You didn't like her hair?
I don't like her. She's annoying.
Her announcing is terrible. It's a little much.

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Not a fan. Not a fan.
I've heard worse, but yeah, it'sa little much.
And then she was. Putting the emphasis on the
wrong syllables the whole night,it was like, what?
The fuck are we doing? That's her style.
It's. It's dumb to dumb.
Dumb. She's.
A dumb Lesnar. I could care less.
I Fast forward couldn't care less.
Whatever man. Teach your Lesnar.

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We need negative Lesnar. So you asked Kyle, like is
carrying cross done? Who fucking knows anymore?
You know, they they, they got tobe WWE.
They got to work the fucking fans, they got to work the
people in the locker room, they got to work everybody.
The Seth Rollins thing, I calledit weeks ago.

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He's not fucking hurt. Then the reports come out.
They played it up. They had the fake fucking
medical shit, all this other happy horseshit.
That was kind of cool. Why are you Pooh Pooh on that?
So here. No, here.
Here's my issue with that. The Seth Rollins stuff.
What in kayfabe, what did that accomplish for Seth Rollins?
He could have done the exact same thing without faking an

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injury. And it CM Punk was beat up after
his match, it's not like he likesnuck up from behind or what it
like it was the same thing. It would have been the same
thing. And all Seth ended up doing was
losing the winner's purse against LA Knight.
Is it? Is it possible that no, it was.
OK? Well, never mind, I'll be back

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here. If you knew that.
Well, I'm no, I'm interested. No, yes, no, no, no, let me have
it throw it at me. No, I'm just is it possible that
now LA Knight has some claim to a match with with Seth Rollins?
Is that you know what I mean? Like that's that's an Ave. that
that can be can be taken. If like why would Seth like, I
understand like is that that's where we're at and we could go

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there, but like why would Seth want that?
Like, like, just thinking from him as a character, like, why
would he lose on purpose to LA Knight?
Because he could beat LA Knight.But.
But you're saying, like, in kayfabe, Well, LA Knight holds
the last win over Seth before hetook the championship.
Why wouldn't LA Knight be a contender at this point then?
He would. But why would Seth want that?
That's my point. Because he can beat LA Knight.

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Yeah. I guess.
I don't know. Yeah.
Lesnar, let me ask you this. Hansel Kevin as somebody who
works in the independent wrestling scene, like somebody
gets hurt in the ring and then everybody in the back thinks
that person is hurt and they they do the whole, do you know,
how do you put them in? Right?

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Is it not like a little bit likemistrusting to find out like
that? His wife is in on the gag and
Triple H is in on the gag and and everybody's posting all the
social media stuff just to find out it's all fucking fake.
No Sandman, everybody fucking loved it when the Sandman did
it. He fucking didn't even come out
of his house. He played it up that much.

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I I think all together I'm kind of tired of the fake injury in
the ring stuff. I mean, I know AW was leaning on
it for for a while there and it seemed like it was happening
almost once a month. Where did they get the doctor
running in the ring? And now he can keep on going.
He can't keep going. Like I just, I don't, I don't
care for that as there's an angle in general.

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And I I'm guess I'm probably more inclined to agree with Tony
on on this just because it's we're at the point now where you
have to kind of work absolutely everybody for there to be any
shred of belief in it. You know what I mean?
Like, and there's still going tobe doubt.
Well, AW also got in trouble because they were letting
fucking people go. That would legitimately hurt.

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And they were just like, OK, remember Matt Hardy?
No, keep it going. He's fine.
Ask Rebbe about that, Remember? Fucking poor.
What the Hell's his name? Who used to team up with Johnny
Hungee? Adam Silver said.
His name? No, that's.
Alex Reynolds, yeah. Remember when Alex Reynolds was

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face down in the fucking 20 man tag match and nobody fucking had
the decency to check on them? I mean, Hook threw up like four
months ago in the ring. He was concussed and he threw up
in the ring. I.
Mean Shane Douglas. Threw up in the ring too.
Balls. Mahoney threw up.
Well, he threw up on a girl outside.
That's like fucking, that's fucking indie wrestling.
Nobody gives a shit. But like look like OK, so like
Seth. I bet you that little.
Girl gave a shit puke. Lesnar, Seth and I, I I don't

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know, I'm kind of with Kyle. Like you could have accomplished
the Seth Cashin by like just like having him like not be
around or say I I don't know, like he could have just fucking
cashed in. Like, OK, it was a big pop, but
then you watch that stupid unreal show that's on fucking
Netflix now and it's like, I feel like everything is just

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done to pop the fucking crowd, right?
And they're like going like they're they're start they're
and they're not doing it well. It's like a Vince Russo esque,
like worked shoot, like we were all talking about the Tiffany
Stratton, Charlotte Flair thing,but then it shows up on this
fucking Netflix unreal thing andthey're like, Oh well, they're
just doing it 'cause there's fucking cameras there and they

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feed this information for to allthese little fucking wrestling
news site goblins and then the Internet takes off on it, right?
Carrying cross. Is he, is he still there?
Is he gone? Like, I don't who fucking cares
at this point, but it makes it interesting.
Otherwise, it's just like, yeah,yeah, it kind of does.
I don't think working the audience at the expense of

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creating logical stories is the way to go.
Like the Seth thing I just mentioned or like, like the
unreal stuff. Like who knows how like legit.
Like maybe some of it was real. Some of it was like, played up
for the cameras. I thought I found it pretty like
like when they were talking about the heel turn, the scene
of heel turn, it felt like they were just like figuring it out

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as they went with no long term plan, which is clearly how it's
shaped up. So if that was legitimate, like
Rock and Triple H are talking like so are like, what are you
are you are you like get it withCena?
Like what do you think Dwayne and Dwayne's like, well, you
know, I think so they're like, Idon't know, maybe we'll figure
it out. And Rock's whole thing is like,
yeah, I'm I'm with Cena. Like we knew this ahead of time.

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You know why? Because it's unpredictable.
But like with no plan, where arewe going?
Like what, what happens from A-Zand nothing happened?
What was the what was the answer?
So I feel like we're in this like I, I, I appreciate them
trying to create this like new level of kayfabe, but it's still
you have to have cohesion in thestories to make the TV show
interesting. Because if you're just working
people just for the sake of workin them, like.

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What are we? Accomplishing just getting one
up on the fans. So I feel like the Seth CM Punk
thing could be explained easily.However, they probably won't do
it. You know, Seth could come out
and say, like, of course I got to show them being hurt.
If I'm not, you know, if I'm around, CM Punk's going to keep
his guard up. He's going to watch over his
shoulder. He sees me coming.

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He might, you know, grab something or not.
And instead he sees me hurt and boom, I'm able to cash in on
him. So, you know, it's something
that could happen tonight, but it probably won't.
Yeah, I mean, they might try to explain it, but to me it's just
like he's got his ass dicked on by Gunther for 20 minutes.

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Like, who cares if he sees it coming?
His asshole is bleeding. Like, what's he going to do
about it? Right.
That's the idea of money in the bank, right?
Yeah, exactly. It doesn't matter if punk was
expecting it or not. Like he he can't he physically
can't defend is is anyone else on the.
I really want money in the bank to go away.
Yes. Tony Slay.

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It's ridiculous because every like now it's like you're just
waiting. You're just waiting.
You're just waiting. It's it's it, it's become
instead of something exciting, it just becomes a cop out.
And now that the women and the men are doing it, it's kind of
like, you know, give us a year break.
At least a year. Yeah, just take it away for a
while. Sure.
I feel, I feel like it takes away from some of the victories

(31:47):
too, 'cause if you think like Biggie had a, you know, his
first world title was because hecashed in the money in the bank,
not because he beat Bobby Lashley fair and square.
No, he beat him after a match. He wasn't.
He was already beaten up or something.
Edge the same way. CM Punk was the same way.
Yeah, but it's different. Like at least with Edge, he's an
asshole. He's a fucking heel.

(32:09):
He's supposed to be like that. When a good you know, when a Big
E or ACM Punk Cash isn't like that, it's not the same.
It's still Robin. Dan was the only guy to do it
nobly. He's like, I'm cashing in at one
night, man, and that's it. Cena also when the Big Joe
fucked him over. And he lost.
What a Dick. Yeah.

(32:30):
No, I think he won by DQ. Big Show came down and like,
dropped the leg on him in one ofhis 100 times.
Yeah. Rough, rough time to be a
wrestling fan or WWE fan. Yeah, it's, you know, like, I
don't know, like I didn't. Now, look, I worked full
transparency. I watched maybe like a handful

(32:50):
of matches. I watched both main events.
I watched the ladder match, I watched the women's three-way
and I enjoyed all those. I thought that was Cena's best
performance since he's been back.
I think it went a little long. Like I could have done without
them brawling through the fucking crowd.
And I don't know where the, I mean, I've been to MetLife
Stadium. I know Tony and Brundo have

(33:10):
like, I don't know where the bicycle rack came from.
Like that kind of bugged me. I was like, there's a fucking
bicycle rack. Where?
Where did this come from? Leftover from one of the one of
the country concerts that was there.
Hold the fans. Back Are you the country, dude?
Luke Jack off or whatever I. Was going to make a racist joke

(33:30):
but I realized that Kyle's Asianso no, they'll let it fly.
Let's hear it. Oh, can we not say I'm going to
make a racist joke? His name is Brock Lesnar.
I think we'll be OK. No bicycle rack.
Asians on the card, you know. Do they ride bicycles?

(33:53):
That a thing? Yeah.
You suing until the accident? Isn't it a rickshaw?
No. That's what you ride in.
Oh. Yeah, yeah, you've watched
Seinfeld, right? Yeah.
But where? Where'd you guys feel or how did
you feel about Cena Cody? A little long.

(34:13):
I think the brawl through the crowd was like way late in the
game at that point. That was my big thing.
I did like the elevator spot where Cena just starts coming up
like on Cody's elevator with Cody over his shoulders, but
again, way too much with the kick outs.
It's like 3 crossroads. He kicks out, two fucking a A's
and the a A off the ropes and hekicks out.

(34:34):
It's like all right, come on. It was way, way, way too many
finishers by both guys that that's the part that bothered
me. The elevator spot was kind of
cool, you know, kind of symbolicin a lot of ways.
And then I love that Cody, Cody took off the the rope there.
Use that, that gimmick. That was nice to see.

(34:56):
Just way too many, way too many finishers.
And that that part will always bother me.
Just like it, it loses each eachguy's move loses fucking any
type of credibility as a finish.Just just keep on delivering it
and delivering it and deliveringit just fucking annoys the hell
out of me. But we did get a clean finish,
so I was happy to see that. Yeah, I pretty much agree.

(35:19):
Like the finisher thing, Like I I guess they were playing on the
Super Cena trope and how this isa passing of the torch,
therefore Cody is the new superhuman.
So that's why they're both kicking out excessively.
I still don't like it. I still don't like it, but yeah,
I appreciated the story. They were trying to.

(35:40):
I agree it was a little long, but no, it was seen as best
match since probably his AJ matches.
Honestly, it was, I mean, he hasn't had really any good
matches in the past couple of years.
So I was very excited to see. And no real malarkey with like
The Rock or anything. So I mean, there's malarkey
after the match, but yeah, but but on the whole, it was just

(36:01):
two good guys wrestling a match.There was a lot of chicanery
involved. Like I do wish the elevator spot
I would have preferred had it been like a Rey Mysterio style
thing where it like shoots up and then like slams them on the
way down. Logistically, probably not the
best way to go about it, but youknow, fucking WWE All Star shoot
I could. Have easily made that work.

(36:23):
Yeah, yeah, maybe one day, but Iliked it.
I'm with you though. Yeah, a little too long.
You cut like 558 minutes off that match.
It's fucking it's just as good, if not better.
You could have got 8 finishers out of that match.
Yeah, yeah. And I was waiting the whole time
for somebody to show up, whetherit's, you know, The Rock or

(36:44):
Travis Scott or fucking just anybody.
But so glad nobody did great to have a clean finish.
And yeah, they got me a whole bunch of the, the triple
Crossroads fucking got me like crazy so.
Thoughts on Jelly Roll making his debut?
Kyle it was kind of, I feel likeit met expectations.

(37:08):
It was a silly little celebrity match.
We we got two nights of wrestling.
We got a lot of time to fill. I don't mind, you know, one slot
being given to a celebrity, especially when other wrestlers
are involved. It was forgettable.
The feud didn't do anything for me.
It was whatever it it wasn't offensively bad, but I could
have, I I could have taken it orleaving it.

(37:29):
You don't you don't like the storytelling where they were
walking Jelly Roll out and he's like, oh, I got to save my
friend. I got to, I got to back up Randy
and he comes like childhood friends, like why are they so
close? Why does Randy Orton give a fuck
about Jelly Roll? I don't know.
It was kind of silly. I was bummed that Jelly Roll
didn't get the win, but whateverit is when he's also really
liked AJ and Dominic pretty good.

(37:51):
Kind of like goofy goofy with like taking forever to get the
boot to fall off a side. I thought, I thought it was a
good job. I thought it was, you know, good
stories, a lot of tributes to Eddie, which is par for the
course with Dominic, you know, shitting on his old man on the
way out, as usual. I thought it was fun.
Yeah, he. Said.
He sent out a tweet saying like,you know, it's 21 years since

(38:12):
the fucking whatever the the ladder match that we watched.
He's like, too bad my Eddie didn't win that one.
Oh, he could have been with his.Real father then.
Exactly. Well, Dom tried to shake Eddie
off the ladder. What is he talking about?
But where the fuck was Vicki? That's a good.

(38:35):
Point, I mean, Vicki Lesnar, where was she?
Kyle, let me ask you this. Jade Cargill, is she is she
there? I mean, the rest of the the
group picked her to win. I took Tiff Tiffy time because I
don't think and I didn't see thematch.

(38:56):
So I I can't really judge. But from what I'd seen leading
up to SummerSlam, I just, I still think Jake Cargill's not
she's got the look and it's she's like The Ultimate Warrior
of the women's division. She looks great.
But boy, when that bell rings, it's it's not great.
So Raquel Rodriguez recently took advice from Kevin Nash on

(39:20):
working bigger. And to me, it feels like it's
translated so well for her. And I feel like Jade should take
a similar approach to me with Jade, like I've always been of
the opinion, like, I don't care if she's like technically
smooth. She's Goldberg.
She's supposed to be chaotic andvolatile.
It, it should feel like like anything can go wrong at any

(39:40):
minute, but I feel like she's been paired with too many women
of similar size and I feel like that's diminished her star
power. Like her and Bianca, even
Tiffany's like pretty jacked andlike, like I feel like she needs
to become more of a monster. Like I feel like her like
ability quote UN quote is fine for what it is but I feel like

(40:01):
they need to use her more in a sense of like I like I want some
squash matches. Like more like I, I think AW
kind of nailed her from a booking perspective, at least in
comparison to her booking so farin WWE.
I mean, I think she'll get there.
I, I, I personally, I was, I wasa fan of the match.
I thought it was appropriately short.
It was it just kind of a shootout like here, let's do

(40:22):
some moves and then go to the finish.
I thought the finish was kind offun.
I didn't that that was probably as far as matches go, that's
probably towards the middle, maybe creeping up towards the
top half of matches that I enjoyed from the entire show.
Yeah, I don't I don't I'm still not sold that she belongs there,
but she's clearly getting betterevery time.
You know, that she goes out and I thought this was like probably

(40:46):
her best performance to date to be honest with you, Hki know you
felt a little differently. Yeah, it's well, it's like I I
told you guys, I I think that she definitely looks the part,
but has a hard time playing the part.
I I understand what you're saying hand job with the you
know what I mean? It should be a little bit
chaotic, should fall apart a little bit here and there.

(41:08):
I think it would definitely workfor her in the the same way as
like she's got to work a little bit bigger, just like just just
a just a little bit, not a ton. I mean, like she doesn't have to
go over the top with it, but sheit's just not there's something
that isn't clicking there. And when you look at her, when
you when you look at her walk out on stage, you go, holy shit,

(41:30):
she should be 1 to just wipe every you know what I mean?
Like she should be the person and then she gets in the ring
and it gets clunky. And I I do think that this this
match was one of her better ones.
At the same time, you look at her dance partner and Tiffany
Stratton, who's fucking amazing,you know what I mean?
Like she is a fantastic performer.
So how much of that is what whatTiffany did?

(41:51):
How much is what she did you know, but she's I really think
she's she still has she still has a a ways to go and I it
maybe it might be one of those things where just one day to
everything falls together for her and and she blows everybody
away hopefully. Oh yeah, but we'll see how it
goes. Brendo thoughts I.

(42:11):
I fell asleep about a minute into this match and missed the
whole. Thing I'll tell you it.
Was a long weekend so. You don't nap on Tiffy time,
Brendo. I will say I saw a lot of people
in the Internet wrestling community saying Oh my God they
buried Jade. She lost one match.
Give it a fucking rest. One fucking match.

(42:34):
You know they could build her back up like in no time.
So calm your tits. Yeah, was anybody crying about
fucking Monet losing to to fucking veg eater over on the
I'm. Sure they were.
Money. I tell you what, though, I like
the women's tag title match. I've said it in the chat, for
some reason I don't like Charlotte.
Charlotte and Alexa working big time for me. 100% love that

(42:58):
team. I liked the ladder match.
I liked how all the Broads were coming out and getting involved.
Fucking Candice Larae ate a big shit when she.
Fucking got put. In the ladder you couldn't get
rid of the smile on my face after Candice Larae eat his shit
bro. And Tommaso champ, fuck that bad
Lac. See you later.
Jesus, Tommaso Champa fucking perched upside down on the

(43:21):
fucking hinges like waiting for the ladder to come back.
That fucker was up there forever.
It was, it was good shit, man, Ireally enjoyed that.
It was the cluster. Fuck, it needed to be.
And it was, it was a lot of fun.Yeah, there was there was some
fucking wild spots in that match.
The fucking Spanish fly through the tables from from Fraxium.

(43:42):
The the other the guy with the mask, what's his name?
Fraxium. Getting better.
I don't watch a lot of. Fucking I don't watch a lot of
WWE, I'm sorry. I feel like the the crowd didn't

(44:04):
want the Wyatts to win that though.
Like when Joe Gacy grabbed the belts, you kind of feel like the
air kind of left the stadium. 1 One thing that I could have done
without in that match was everybody else getting involved.
Like just just give me the competitors in the match.
No, but that was a throwback to like the old TLCS, like when

(44:25):
Lita was getting involved, Mike.Dudley was getting.
Involved and Rhino like I I kindof especially because they had
fucking Devon and the other Jackass and the Hardy Boys out
there and honestly 2025 I couldn't give less of a shit
about the Hardys and the Dudleysrunning it back one more time.
I just I just don't care. I'm glad Jeff looks like he's

(44:45):
healthy. I'm glad Matt looks like he's
healthy. The Dudleys look great but.
I don't give a fuck. I don't that.
Is that is more people last night found out that they were
going to run it back one more time.
Oh, 100%. It's good for business for sure.
Oh yeah. I just personally, I just I
don't care. I know I'm with you.
I could give. I think I'm again one of my the

(45:06):
biggest regrets of my shining Wizards career is allowing the
Dudley boys to go in the Hall ofFame first ballot.
I don't think they belong there at all.
Whose idea was that? Cancel Kevin's.
Yeah, I blame him. So I got a a NIT to pick about
this one when when it had nothing to do with match.

(45:27):
I love the match, but when did they start showing the reactions
from fucking Wade Barrett and Michael Cole every time
afterward? And they did it so many other
matches. I don't give a fuck.
There you go. I give a fuck about you doing
it. Him knocking over the chair was

(45:47):
more entertaining than any one of those Michael Cole jumping up
and down moments. And I think, and I think the
worst offense is when Brock Lesnar finally debuts at the end
and he makes his grand entrance and the crowd goes nuts.
It took him a good 25. Seconds to say holy shit.
At that point it's not a fuckingexcited reaction anymore.

(46:08):
At that point you're just sayingshit to say shit.
It's like knock it off. They also beat like I watched
the Lab that like Michael Cole drops a holy shit too and
Candace Larry goes through the ladder.
They fucking beep it out on Peacock.
Well, they beeped out a lot of the crowd chance too.
But then when Michael Paul says it at the end, it's like, yeah,
there's no rhyme or reason. It's like just don't fucking say

(46:29):
it. Just don't say it.
I feel, I feel like. They have to say it on every
pay-per-view now just to fuckingput one in there.
Just fucking stop. That's the one thing I fucking
hate is just cursing on commentary.
Sometimes if it comes out, it iswhat it is, but when you're just
when you're just saying it to say it like that, it's like
fucking no, no. Now HK had expressed this weeks

(46:50):
going into summer slam since we found out the way the card was
going to be and and old walk down there.
He also expressed it when we started this segment, all the
gimmick matches. I mean, I didn't watch Becky and
Lyra and I didn't watch the cagematch, but I understand that
there was zip ties in the Lyra match and there was yank cuffs
in the cage match. Like back-to-back, like I and I

(47:14):
and I read now let me ask you guys, since you watched it, like
putting Becky and Lyra after this, the TLC match, I read like
the crowd kind of was like out of it because like that fucking
TLC match was like 16 minutes offucking chaos.
There was no room to breathe 'cause you just went right into
this IC match where there was a ton of shit going on.

(47:35):
Well, I mean, it's the Broads. They're the come up match, you
know, the let down match, what you call it, the Broads.
They got a yeah, I, I really think you'd have done a better
job balancing the, the two nights of the card.
But I, I do think that Lyra and Becky had a really good match.
I really did enjoy it. And it might have taken a little
bit longer for the crowd to get into it, but they definitely did

(47:58):
get into it. I think Lyra did some really
like surprisingly good work withher hands fucking zip tied
together like it was it was it was pretty impressive.
That's yes. Well, look at that.
Well, at one point she did get free.
No, no, no, no, it it was the camera.
It made it look like it did. Yeah.
Michael. And of course, the commentators

(48:20):
yeah, looking commentating 101 don't point out bad shit.
Just don't why don't even mention it?
I agree. Like, but like, come on, man,
she so she gets out of the zip ties like not when she's
supposed to, but then like she takes she ends up taking it off

(48:40):
under the ring. Like why wouldn't that be like a
moment in the match? Like she's like fiddling with
it. She's trying to MacGyver it to
like break it with the fire extinguisher.
It's like, did that not work? Like can you not just slide out
of it? Like why'd you have to go under
the ring? And then she comes out.
It's like Ah, ta da, It's like that could have been a thing.
Boy, that that that fire extinguisher was horny.
She made that pop off real quick.

(49:02):
I know the feeling that wasn't like, I thought that was a fun
part of the match though, like when she, when she was zip tied
and she immediately started going like different areas and
trying to like like cut, cut thezip ties.
And I don't know. It was, I, I thought it was fun.
I cause normally you see them get zip tied together and
that's, that's that. But, but she was finding
different ways to fight out of it.
The, the, the drop kick that shethrew while zip tied was, was

(49:22):
very impressive. The the moonsault while zip
tied, again, very impressive. It was, and I'm not a huge, I'm
not a huge Becky fan. I don't think at this point.
I think she's kind of in ring. I think she's kind of taking
taking a pretty big step back from where she was.
But I I think the two worked well together.
The thing that I don't like about the the street fights is
that like you're hitting her with a wrench and she's still

(49:46):
kicking out. You're hitting, you know what I
mean? Like that's those are the things
that I hate about these these style matches.
Yeah, no, I agree. I mean, I think it's I thought
the match was fine. I think it had a too too many
weird little like the mishap with the with the sip tie and
some goofy spots that felt like they took too long to set up.
Ultimately, it was a good match.I do think it was the weakest of

(50:06):
their series, which is like their what their fourth or fifth
match? I feel like those two are so
capable of just having a good match.
Just straight up. I don't think you need I I get
it made sense with the story, but I think also would have been
better to say maybe throw it on night one where there's no other
gimmick matches. I thought that would have I
think. I think putting every gimmick
match on the same card did a disservice to each one.

(50:27):
I think they could have done this well as like AI quit match
or something like that, just just to kind of change it up
from the craziness from the one before, because they do have a
lot of great fucking matches andyou know, it would be a little
bit of a different style of a match.
I was really looking forward to this, but I felt I it was good,

(50:50):
but it didn't live up to expectations.
Would it have worked out better for either Brenda fly if they
did I quit match with Bailey as the special guest referee.
But then how if if the idea is for Becky to win, how do you get
Lyra to quit unless you do like Mick Foley Rock stuff where you

(51:11):
have like a prerecorded situation.
Bailey say like I heard her say,I quit.
Yeah, that's actually, I like the double T Yeah, Bailey did
fuck her over in the end and didn't really jump in fast
enough to try and break up that bin, just stood there for a
couple of seconds. So a.
Bigger disservice the zip tie situation or her new theme

(51:34):
music. I like the song.
I don't think it fits her though.
I feel like it they're they're probably you could probably find
someone else where it would fit.Maybe maybe they just need some
time to marinate. But it it felt weird to me.
Yeah, Becky's song was my favorite song that they had.
Now the. Wonder Years you can get in

(51:55):
touch with your emo side. I'll I'll cut myself without
that song, thank you. Very much my favorite part of
the TLC match was all the entrances.
It was just like hey look at allthe shitty theme songs that
we've made. Just stinker after stinker after
stinker. Like enough Jack offs out of

(52:16):
here. Death Rebel sucks.
They suck fucking Dong Dong. They suck Dong Lesler.
There was I to me all I mean allthose themes are are are pretty
atrocious, but hearing Jelly rolls entrance music into him

(52:40):
singing the beginning of of Orton's music into that
horseshit match that whole fucking package can be flushed.
Fuck the whole thing. I thought he was going to sing
the whole song. I was disappointed.
What the fuck? The worst part is you hear?
Who's your daddy? And I'm like what the?

(53:01):
Fuck is this what the fuck is going on?
Here and then he comes out and he puts on just a God awful
performance. I just, it was rough.
Mommy is a big Jelly roll fan. I'm going to make her watch the
tag match. She didn't know she she one day
waiting to go to a wrestling show.
I was waiting and she talked about Jelly roll for 20 minutes.

(53:22):
And by the time I got to the wrestling show, everything on my
social media was Jelly roll. And I was like, I kind of like
the Jelly roll. I don't mind the Jelly.
I don't really like country music, so or whatever it is.
It's not. It's like country rap though, so
it's cool. I don't like rap music either.
So if I if I listen to country rap, it's going to be Beyoncé.
Right Miles, the country rap is going to be big money rustlers.

(53:46):
I don't listen to any of those hand jobs.
I listen to one hand job. Who's that?
The guy over here that CM Punk look really tired, like he looks
old. OK?
AJ Styles is old, bro. The bags under CM Punk's eyes

(54:06):
are like, they're like, he lookslike fucking droopy dog.
He needs a beard. CM Punk is looking more like
fucking fucking Ernest Ernest Blesner.
Ernest lost his belt. Hey Ern, was was that the best

(54:27):
match of the weekend? CM Punk?
Gunther. It was super fun.
You could say there's an argument.
It's a toss up between the two main events in my mind as.
Far as it's like a straight up match, yeah, for sure just two
guys get in there grappling. Yeah, yeah, like a good.
Grappling match Love a good grappling match.

(54:48):
Yeah, it's fun to watch fucking Gunther hit somebody for 28th
some odd minutes or whatever. Yeah, I liked it.
Busted his nose open. Doesn't like blood, I guess.
Scared of blood. It's kind of like how, like,
Mabel was scared of caskets, they're scared of blood.
Yeah, yeah, Yokozuna I think as well.

(55:10):
Yeah, really that. Really. 90s WWF really leading
into those stereotypes, Huh. Is that true that black people
don't like caskets, dogs or swimming pools?
Who likes caskets? Yeah, Undertaker, Paul Bearer,
Kane, a lot of a lot of people that listen to The Wonder Years.

(55:34):
Is that a band or you talking about the TV show?
Yes. No, it's a fucking I I had no
idea. No idea that performed Becky
Lynch's new theme song. Now.
Fuck them. Oof.
Give them a chance. I'm not going to give them a
chance. What if they got a song that
hits you in the feels? It's not going to hit me in the
feels. You don't know that.
If you don't, you don't know until you try it.
I'm not giving them the. Chance to feel me have a piece.

(55:56):
No, no, I've had cake. It's not hit me in the feels
bro. Have a piece of.
Cake. I ain't having cake.
We're going for cake when you come to New Jersey, That's it.
Yeah. After the water service.
Yeah, fuck. During the water service.
Maybe they have, but I wonder ifthey have cake there.
I bet you it's delightful. Yeah, you should come up.

(56:17):
You should come up to Jersey forthe BBQ.
Oh, yeah? When is it?
August 24th. I'm busy.
Oh, he said it was a little. That's stung a little.
If you're a little closer, a little closer, I might come.
Oh, yeah. Maybe if you're a little closer,
you might go. Minnesota.

(56:38):
Yeah. Tropicale's coming from
Huntsville, AL. Yeah.
South to north. You're like a 20 minute flight
away. Wow.
Yeah. I got to go get on the plane.
They crash all the time now. Hansel, Kevin.
Or excuse me, I'm sorry. HJ HK.

(56:58):
But you don't think I'm handsome?
Wait, no. But is this how your Kyle?
Is this how your flying experience would go?
Went to the airport and got on the fly fly and I'm in Jersey.
You know when you put it that way, maybe I will.
Maybe I will hop on the fly fly,get on the fly, fly.
It sounds so easy when you put it that way.

(57:20):
Easy peasy. The steel cage match full of
shenanigans. But I think the big take away is
Jacob Fatu jumping from the top of the cage.
No, Seems like that was all thatmatch.
That's like the only purpose that match served, right?
Nobody gives a shit about the bloodline anymore.
And fucking Hikuleo or whatever the fuck his stupid name is.

(57:42):
Tala. He's a tall.
He's a tall guy. It's easy to remember.
Tala Tonga. That's his real name, by the
way. Do you guys know that all the
people on this show are very excited Hickoleo's coming.
We still got Hickoleo in the pipeline.
Here comes Hickoleo. Clearly they never watched the
fucking Hickoleo match. Hickoleo.

(58:03):
He's a semi finalist of the G1 Climax last year.
Yeah. That and fucking $5 will get you
a hot dog and a soda over here in Summit.
That's not a lot. Exactly.
Oh, is that what you're. Yeah, yeah, no, yeah.
And having a steel cage match after TLC and zip ties and fire
extinguishers and all that malarkey, like, yeah, couldn't

(58:27):
care. Couldn't care if he paid me.
Oh, and then USO Usus and Roman against Braun and Bronson.
No. It's very felt like they were
wrestling underwater watching them.
Everything was so slow. They're moving through clay.

(58:48):
It's every Roman Reigns match. No, it's every Juso match,
that's for sure. They really played the hits on
that one. They fucking start the match,
ring the bell, big ass brawl. And then they got to play his
entrance music again. I fucking hated that.
That's that's all Jay is, is an entrance music.
No offense. It's just fuck em, fuck em.

(59:13):
Some guys are Shawn Michaels, some guys are Marty Genetes.
Some guys are just not Jay USO is not Marty or Shawn in the
room. No, he's not he's not a singles
guy. He's A tag team guy.
He but he's Jim the anvil night hard.
He doesn't work unless he's in a.
Fucking who? Jim the Anvil Night Hard.
Who? Who?

(59:39):
Lesnar. You do this all night.
Like Tony. I thought you said today that
this was a fantastic two nights.You've been very mums the word
over there. I mean it.
Was I enjoyed it, I'm sorry. It was good times.
And I'm I'm kind of interested to see where they go with Brock

(01:00:02):
Lesnar. Everybody was shitting on all
the shit with with, with Cena and the Rock and Travis Scott.
We talked our way out of it. We had a good match.
Brock Lesnar came back, he murdered Cena.
Seth Rollins did his pose. He dropped the crutches.
The crowd went banana. He fucking won the title.
My girls, Alexa and Charlotte are now the Champs.

(01:00:23):
Like, you know, it is what it is.
I, I enjoyed the shows, man. I enjoyed the Jelly roll.
Fucking going back to try to save his friend Randy.
Well, Rand, Rand was in trouble.No Jelly, No Jelly.
I was with you, Tony, until you went to Jelly.
Listen, it was it was. He did a good enough job for me.

(01:00:44):
I mean, he did the job, but he did enough job for me.
And I didn't do terrible on picks after that fucking TNA
debacle. So all's all's well that ends
well. All right, And we will get to
that. But you know.
Oh. Sorry this joke definitely could
have used more Cardi BI was advertised she was going to be

(01:01:04):
all over it. Didn't see her, missed out I.
Think she'd fit in great in wrestling If she like, wanted to
commit to like training, I thinkshe'd be sensational.
Dude, are you stupid? I'm.
Going. To get Jeopardy.

(01:01:29):
I don't want you to give me water, Billy.
Stephanie McMahon was introducedboth nights and she was referred
to as legendary and an icon. What?
OK, what else do you call her? Yeah, why do you hate?
I'm a big. Man, what do you why am I
hating? Stop.

(01:01:50):
She's no fucking legend. She's.
A. Fucking legend bro.
She's not former women's champion.
Yeah, yeah. OK.
So it's fucking Tugboat and he'sin the Hall of Fame.
Gives a shit. The old Tugger, he former
women's champion. It's because you're a fucking
champion. Doesn't mean you're a legend or

(01:02:11):
an icon. She had a longer career than
Tugger. No, she fucking didn't.
In the in the fucking federation, yes, she did.
Stop. She's not fucking legendary.
She's not iconic. She's got the fucking last name
of a piece of shit who drives way too fast for being 80 years
old. Levesque.
What? Levesque no fucking Stephanie

(01:02:34):
McMahon. Stop.
What are you talking about, dude?
She's not a legend or an icon. Shut up.
Yes, she is. No, she's not.
She was best friends with Andre the Giant.
You don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, yeah, Macho Man. Fuck her when she was 16 years
old. No, the language on you.
Allegedly the fuck out of here. Nonsensical bullshit.

(01:02:56):
The WWE loves to suck its own Dick, Lanny Poffo style.
That. Was love it.
Wrestling didn't exist before fucking Hulk Hogan.
And Stephanie McMahon is an iconand the legend.
She invented women's wrestling. She invented something like
that. That's pretty important.
Yeah. Yeah.

(01:03:17):
Tony, you mentioned Brock, and Brock is Brock is a hot subject.
A lot of people not happy with him coming back to the WWE.
Well, a lot of people can eat a bag of shit, you know, he's the
only wrestler mentioned in the lawsuit 44 times, so you know

(01:03:39):
it's probably not a good PR movefor them to have him come back.
But you know, until people stop paying fucking 25 grand to sit
in the front row and stop watching their fucking TV
programs, nobody's going to givea shit I guess.
Fuck him. I don't know.
I don't give a shit about a 48 year old Brock Lesnar.
I have no interest in Brock Lesnar, John Cena.

(01:04:01):
I don't care. I think, and I said I said it
weeks ago, is that having a JohnCena farewell tour doesn't seem
complete without Brock Lesnar. And from what I'm reading, he
does say that, you know, Cena's kind of writing his own ticket
on the way out. So if this is what he wants as

(01:04:21):
as part of his farewell, completely fine with it.
I think it's important to remember that he's he's named in
the lawsuit. He's not, he's not being sued.
He's not being convicted of any,any crimes currently.
So I'm not, I'm not going to sway one way or the other on, on
that. It's just, you know, it's part
of the farewell. And I'm I'm fine with it.
I'm interested to see where it goes.
And honestly, he didn't do anything wrong.

(01:04:44):
If you read the lawsuit, like Vince was like, yeah, you want
to hook up with her And he's like, I'm snowed in, I can't go.
That was his way of. Of nicely saying, Vince, I don't
want to be involved. In this shit, like that's what
it was. I mean, just because Vince sent
somebody fucking pictures doesn't make that person a
scumbag necessarily. Isolate that just it's not it's

(01:05:04):
look, it's not a good look. This lawsuit is ongoing.
Whatever people are going to think, whatever they fucking
want to think anyway. So you know what you just got to
say fuck it. This is what we're doing.
And if you don't want to watch any more, tough shit.
AE WS on the other channel. Go have fun watching these
fucking idiots kill each other every fucking year.
Fuck them. Fuck him.
This, McMahon didn't get. Where he was giving a shit about

(01:05:25):
what other people were thinking of him or his product.
So huzzah, whatever you got, yougot because of Vince, you got
because of Hogan. People got because of people
they don't fucking like that they want to see dead, that they
fucking wish fucking I'll on them.
So whatever the fucking world isthe way it's going to be, move
on, have fun. You don't like it A WS over
there, TNA's over there, AAA's down there, and Japan's way over

(01:05:47):
there. Travel back and forth to.
Japan you can make up for lost time, by the way, just like.
The. Holstein, you can follow.
You could follow Ryback on social media.
Ryback, thanks for joining us. What, the guy can't have an
opinion? Like what the?
Fuck, it's just like, this is not a good look man, I'm sorry.

(01:06:09):
Like who give what? Wait, what look?
Like what are you looking for? Bringing back Brock Lesnar is
not a good look. Whatever.
Says who? Well, I don't think it's a good
look. Why?
Because he is involved in this law.
He's the only. Wrestler, you just said you
didn't give a. Shit, I don't give a shit about
48 year old Brock Lesnar wrestling John Cena to begin

(01:06:30):
with, but from the outside looking in in this day and age
like it's just not a good idea. Like this lawsuit is indicative
of the way the WWE worked. They were a toxic environment
for so many fucking years. Vince McMahon, John Laurenitis,

(01:06:52):
Kevin Dunn, it's a nightmare over there.
He's involved in it. We have new ownership who's not
the greatest either, like TKO is.
No fucking saying either. And they sold 110,000 fucking
tickets this weekend. At that fucking point, people,
because people give a shit aboutwhat they want to give a shit

(01:07:12):
about. They don't give a shit about
Brock Lesnar being in WWE. They really don't.
So whatever, it is what it is. Did you hear the fucking crowd
pop when that fucker's music hit?
When he came out with his littlefucking man bun in his cowboy
hat with a feather on it and shit?
The crowd didn't go, Oh fuck this guy.

(01:07:32):
Fuck this guy. Nope, didn't sound like that to
me. I didn't hear any beeping.
On the cock. Take it down.
Beeping on the cock. No cock beeping.
Yeah, it's a weird move, but ultimately, like you guys, it's
it's nothing's good. I think Brock is going to come
and go, hopefully. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, it's not going to affect business positively or

(01:07:52):
negatively. Probably nobody's going to
leave. Like people are watching it.
They'll watch whatever it's, butit's just a strange like if Cena
wanted it, I get it, I guess, but I I don't I can't picture
like what are they gonna offer us that we already haven't seen
from Brock and Ceda is my thing,but I don't know I'll watch it.

(01:08:13):
I guess I'm I'm I'm very whelmedby it.
One more match. But isn't that part of the
that's that's that's part of thefarewell tour, man, when?
When you go on the farewell. Tour you play the hits and and
him and him and Brock were part of the hits.
Yeah, let's get let's get let's get Bull Buchanan back and have
them have A tag team match again.
Well, that'd be fucking something.
Actually, I would like that. I was I was kind of joking, but
I think I do like that be square.

(01:08:33):
I'd like, I'd like to see JBL aswell.
That'd be a good one to see on the farewell.
Yeah. No, not a, not a Marga.
Probably not that. Yeah, Ray Kali's still hanging
around. Cool.
Yeah, I would love to see that. Morbidly Mark Henry.
No. I saw Mark this weekend, he
still looks good. Yeah, still looks good.

(01:08:54):
Yeah. Big show.
Paul White. Yeah, no more BS.
Just just call it a day. Mark.
Mark Henry's a free agent. No, he's signed Legend style.
Oh, he's he's back with the E. Yeah, I ain't done yet.
Overall, Kyle, thumbs down, thumbs in the middle, thumbs up.

(01:09:17):
How do you rate Summer Slam weekend?
You know what? I didn't have a bad time
watching it. It was capped off by really good
matches. There was some good stuff in
there. I'll give it a thumbs in the
middle, a hitchhiker's thumb in the middle, and yeah, and put it
on my ass. Would you?
Now I know you you watch progress with with Milwaukee

(01:09:39):
Tom. Oy, is that a thumbs in the
middle? A thumbs down or thumbs up?
That was a thumbs up any time. A Tom thumbs up for me.
Which guy's? JA, JA, JA all night.
Oh, JA. And all over the place.
No, we had a good time. You're talking a little progress
wrestling from 2017. Peak of it.
Awful. It's a hoot.

(01:10:00):
Yeah, they sell their fucking dumb Shields.
No, they got rid of the Shields.Yeah, they got belts now.
They got championship belts thatthey wear.
Any progress on the toothbrushesover there?
No, I think they're still working on that.
And now you're just being a Dick.
Lesnar, I got. I heard you, HK.

(01:10:21):
That was a good one. What do we got coming up this
week on the apron pump, Kyle. Whoa.
Double T I'm glad you asked. Thought a little Ring of Honor
from 2004. Oh, yeah.
Joey Samoi versus CM Phil Their their second match.

(01:10:42):
It was a doozy. It's a well, solo Jones episode.
Just just all getting all up in its guts.
What, by yourself? I like being bummed.
I like I like a little solo timesometimes.
Sometimes you got to love yourself.
Gotta go digital, right? Analog, even.
Yeah. Well, Kyle, I think we made-up

(01:11:03):
for lost time. I think so.
I know it's been a while since you've been on the show, but it
was important that we got you onright after SummerSlam, and this
was as part of the summer HJC. You could file file you could.
Follow. Or am I getting filed?
You could follow Kyle at Apron Bump on the Twitter machine.

(01:11:23):
He's got a link tree there. He's got a discord.
All the links are on his Twitter.
So if you're not following Kyle,give him a follow.
Every Wednesday a new Apron Bumppodcast drops the hardest part
of the ring. I'll be showing up soon with

(01:11:44):
little tease, little teaser there, we'll be talking.
We'll be doing a little gimmick there, so keep your eyes and
ears peeled. As if you haven't heard enough
of me Butcher the English language Dumb Lesnar will be a
part of the Apron Bomb podcast. No, I don't know.

(01:12:05):
I don't know. Hopefully you don't get stuck in
the barbed wire on your way to the podcast.
Oh my God, then I'd be barbed Lesnar.
Yeah, it checks out. Yeah.
Oh, we lost them. I don't think we lost them.
Someone did. Big thanks to Kyle and the HJC.

(01:12:27):
We will do some pick talks when we maybe come back.
Yeah, talk about. Picks.
I want to hear about Brundo's crazy week and Brundo all over
the JCW show. Oh yeah, yesterday afternoon,
high noon. So I want to hear about that.
And I know he went to, did you go to the the were you at the
show where the dude got set on fire?

(01:12:48):
John Wayne Murdoch, former guest.
I was not. That was the show.
Afterwards they offered everybody free tickets if they
wanted to stay and I didn't wantto stand for six hours so I
left. All.
Right, all right, we'll hear about all that.
Maybe we'll talk a little. AW, maybe I want to talk a
little. A maybe me and Brendo can talk.

(01:13:09):
You and HK can magically jerk each other off while we talk
about it, right? Maybe.
And then we got homework. We got a good, a good homework
to cover. So that'll be fun.
Oh yeah. Handsome Kevin, Words of wisdom,
Words of wisdom. My ass is a cannon.

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(01:16:10):
Here he comes. He's a mountain over man.
He didn't wash his hands when hecame out the can.
His name's double TI. Didn't piss on my hands.
I didn't piss on my hands. If he played the guitar, he'd be
Man Mountain Brock. Ah, well played.

(01:16:32):
If I played baseball, I'd be Jock Lesnar.
Hey, there you go. Double TI think double T was
feeling the pressure of having Kyle come on the show.
And that's it was a lot. It was a lot.
If you came over my house, I'd make you take off your shoes and
you'd be sock Lesnar. I wouldn't.
Oh, I know you've been bringing those nasty hopping feet in.
That's why we got a cleaning crew coming.

(01:16:54):
You got it. Heads Who?
Kevin don't wear socks. He wears Crock Lesnar's.
Oh, look at Jersey Cow. Jesse Boomer hosted Lesnar.
She was a great guest. We got a lot of great feedback

(01:17:14):
from the show last week. Becca.
Yeah, I know we look, I'm full transparent.
We weren't feeling great after we talked to her, but man, you
listen back to that show, that'sfucking funny.
Shit. She did a great job.
We had a good time with Becca and I hope she had a good
weekend. I don't know if she won or lost,
but I hope it was good for her. I think it was 2L's, you know

(01:17:38):
that. And I'm pretty sure Deanna
didn't shit her pants. So what are you going to do?
Hey, what are you going to do? Yeah, I'll.
Tell you what you can do, Brenda.
You can follow the Shining Wizard St. team at Wizard St.
SJ crushed it this weekend. She was at GCW, she was at
Wrestlecon, she was at JCW handing out Shining Wizard

(01:17:58):
merch. The next appearance of the
Street team is August 15th at WPW Wrestling Never Dies.
What did I say? Upcoming appearances.
I'm sorry it just stuck out to. Me.
It really made me laugh. It's OK, it's been a long

(01:18:21):
weekend. Now.
Is that supposed to be Rumble inthe Bert or is that supposed to
be like a gay thing like in the butt?
Rumble in the Bert? Oh, OK, all right, September
20th, AW El Toronto October 18th, WPW rumble in the Bert at
Wizard St. Be sure to follow them.
I know they did a a great giveaway this week and that's

(01:18:43):
she's doing great stuff. Yes.
And I will say I picked up the greatest merchandise there was
for the Shining Wizard St. team.Shining Wizards.
Yellow. No fucking way.
Hell yeah. Who's beyond?
Who's behind that? Was that you?
That was both of us. Oh my God that's awesome.

(01:19:05):
So how many fucking how many? How many fans got one home with
a box of? Jelly.
Oh no, this is a one of one for now.
Oh. There might be some more in the
future though. I will say this too, I saw WPW
up there Winnipeg pro I've hearda lot of good things about what

(01:19:26):
what they do up there that Winnipeg pro.
So it's it's worth it to go see SJ and it's it's from every all
accounts. It's worth it to go see see them
perform up there. Winnipeg.
I saw her in action this weekend.
She, you know, she was all over it.
Everybody who wanted something or she was talking to everybody.
Every wrestler she met walked away with a shining Wizards bag.

(01:19:48):
It was, it was amazing. Awesome.
Awesome, yeah. Can't put her all right now.
Yeah, can't thank SJ enough, she's doing a great job and
she's always looking for membersof the Wizard St. team.
So if you want to be a part but don't bring none of this half
ass bullshit because she ain't fucking taking it.
You're in. You're in.
But you can't be half pregnant, OK?

(01:20:08):
You can't have one foot in, one foot out.
You got to be fucking in, all right?
She's not asking you to save theworld here.
She's just asking to go to fucking shows.
Tell her when you're going to shows and give shit away.
If you say you want to do it andthen you don't fucking do it.
She's coming after you. She's getting the shit back.
She's a fucking bulldog. Hell yeah.
That's our goblin. Sloblin.

(01:20:31):
No, see, I'm trying to be respectful, KHK.
And then you just take it too far.
Wait, which? Which?
Which ones you can't do? You can't do knob goblin.
You can't do anything with knobsor slobs or anything like that.
So those ones are unacceptable. Goblins are.
Fine, goblins are. Why would Goblin be OK but not
because it's a little bit of a double entendre, but the minute
you put like slob or you know, like sloblin, it makes it like

(01:20:54):
it puts it. Over the top.
That's OK. I think over the top was good,
though. No, I mean certain things, yeah,
But in this case, we want to be respectful.
OK, Let me ask you this. If you were a slob and you
joined the street team, would you be Slob Lesnar?
I don't think so. Probably not, no.
We really need that like price is right dent into the.

(01:21:16):
Oh, we have it. I think.
Let's see. It's an older one.
Let me see here what we got hereI got the wrong one I got.
The hold on hold. On.
Hold on this whole thing. No, that was wow, that's really
low. What is this pretty?
Old too, she said. Yeah.
I said no. It's really low too, huh?

(01:21:38):
Look at this one. The shiny Wizards.
What, did he fucking shoot someone?
Jesus, all right, excuse. Me I.
Don't know. Well, I don't know what happened
to. Oh, what about Noblin?

(01:22:01):
Best of both worlds. Oh, boy, that's unbelievable.
That's right, brother. Goblins.
Dude, I don't. Know, I don't know, I guess I

(01:22:22):
don't have a lot of the older ones.
Tony, I'm sorry. That's OK.
Sorry, brother. And I got this one.
Fuck her right in the pussy. Yeah, she's.
Not anymore. That's a funny one.
What about this one? I'm here this day.

(01:22:43):
Make make a make a good, good lucha lucha thing.
God damn. Oh, you're.
Amazing, I have it. You have 8.
Oh geez. Fuck.

(01:23:04):
All right, So, yeah, to go with the buzzer.
All right, now we're good. All right, we're back.
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(01:23:26):
the 1st of the month. Me and Brundo breaking down
August pay per views and then wego down some weird fucking WCW
rabbit hole and it's it is wild.You definitely want to check it
out. Three bucks a month and we got
the Rogue Indie chronicles coming up in the middle of the
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If you're not familiar, HK is anindependent wrestling manager

(01:23:48):
and it's kind of the journey of how he got there.
It's not like many other people's journey, so you
definitely want to check it out.They're great.
Him and Brenda do a fucking awesome job.
The storytelling is great. The stories are phenomenal
because I've never heard any of these stories.
So it's definitely worth $3 a month.
Definitely check it out, $3. And I will say the the upcoming
episode this month, I had so much fun with the Brundle Fly

(01:24:11):
recording. I had such a we had such a
phenomenal time. That was a fucking blast.
Yeah, absolutely. This shitty day at work and then
come and talk about this stuff, it races it all, Yeah.
It was great. It was great.
Yeah. Phenomenal time.
Thank you. Really enjoy it.
Yeah, completely agree. Yo-yo homeboy.

(01:24:32):
Welcome to the hood, Brada. Did that come through clear?
Yeah, clear How the day, buddy. My kids turned me on.
Whoa, whoa, oh man, he's going to show up any minute.
What about here? I got some random ones, check
this one out. Aloha.

(01:24:53):
Usually I do whatever it takes to crush my opponents, but to
see the starving kids in Somalia, this this crushes my
heart. The World Wrestling Federation
is putting on a program. Headlock on Hunger.
Crush is definitely a part of this program.
Would you please join me, Mahalo?
That was crush. What a package.

(01:25:16):
I love cops. Oh yeah.
Checks, checks. A main priority is masturbation.
Dudes, I will call to the cock master.
Jimmy Clark, you will suck my meat.

(01:25:37):
Where were all these last week? I know.
I will double this, you with both this, and you will scream
to the heavens. Screaming at himself this days.
You will drop your knees and youwill say please me, Mr. Hogan.
Oh my God, I'm going to get off by cranking your knob.

(01:26:07):
And. Sting.
Oh, he's coming. Balls.
Going to fire up the Model T here.
Comedy is. I know that Stingers.
Here you. Know that one too pretty well.

(01:26:34):
I'm going to come on you like nobody's ever come on you
before. I want to have.
Sex with your wife. You're the shits, you really
are. I'm coming.
For you, boy. I don't take my Prozac anymore

(01:26:57):
pussy, I don't care. You come in my face, I'm going.
To fight you. Is it brand?
I love the big package. I'm here to check your plumbing,
you know that? Yeah.
Motherfucker. Yeah.

(01:27:20):
Yep. Why is this here lucky?
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.
I don't. Know what that is?

(01:27:42):
This one. No, fuck no.
Pass the fucking potatoes. All right, all right, all right,
all right. We can fucking play sound bites
all night, Brendo. Let's talk if you could.

(01:28:04):
Brundo, you were at fucking a zillion wrestling shows this
weekend. I was just skinny so I picked up
SJ from the airport and because they're plane.
Fly, fly. From the fly fly because they're
plane was 3 hours late. We ended up showing up a little
late to GCW hit him up. So unfortunately we missed the

(01:28:28):
Hardee's. Who gives a shit?
But I got there just in time forthe most vanilla match in
history. You know Matt Cardona, Tommy
Invincible, and some schmuck named Mark Sterling that I
called an asshole all night against Team Schatzy with

(01:28:49):
mystery partners Matt Tremont and not shit in her pants Dianna
Perazzo. So that was a little fun.
Manders and Steve Macklin beat the dog shit out of each other
for fucking like one of the bestmatches of the weekend.
They got pretty fucking hardcoretoo.

(01:29:10):
Like lot of glass in some of thematches, lot of tubes, the
rejects against Drew Parker and some woman I didn't know who
she. Was it's some battle axe, Yeah.
Got hit with a Shard of glass, did not bleed, but you know,
that's how close we were. But yeah, the opening, the first

(01:29:34):
night, great fucking time. Got to see former guest Doctor
Redacted. Talked to Gringo Loco for a few
minutes John Wayne Murdoch before he got burnt up later in
the night. Yeah, how do you that's a that.
I'm sure Tony saw it in the deathmatch group.
Yeah, I do. Awful one to watch, man.

(01:29:54):
Yeah, yeah, it really is. Did you see my friend get set on
fire there, Tony? No, I did not really.
I feel like that would be right on your fucking radar, bro.
I was watching so much wrestling, I didn't have time to
do any research on Facebook thisweekend.
Yeah, shame on you, man. Yeah, apparently he should be
out for a while, so hope he getsbetter soon.

(01:30:16):
I did see Colby Carino when underwent neck surgery, so I
don't know how that happened, ifthat was just nagging stuff or
if he got hurt. Apparently it was like a
serious, like he just went to the doctor.
They're like, you need to have neck surgery immediately.
It's pretty much how it goes. Yeah.
So not good. Nope.
Yep. And then you did not partake in

(01:30:37):
any wrestling on Saturday, did you?
No, just watched the what was itthe I watch blood sport but did
not go to it. Blood sport was fun.
Natty and Macho was pretty fun. Natty kicked her ass.
It's fun seeing Natty kind of bedifferent than she has been in

(01:30:57):
so long and be just like a complete Dick and everything.
It works. I like it.
And then Sunday you were front row for JCW High Noon.
You are. Thanks to SJ.
Yeah, visible in many pictures. The picture I sent to the group
did. I didn't know that was a a set

(01:31:18):
of pictures where it ended with,I don't know if it was Mike
Bailey or Kevin Knight. The black Kevin Knight throwing
darts into Drew Parker's back. Yeah, yeah, that was that one.
That was before Mike Bailey cozied up to me on the on the
floor and just came in like latein my lap 'cause he was a little

(01:31:39):
beat up. That was all for it.
Yeah. Yeah, well, yeah, why not?
Sweaty guy on my lap. Throw stuff with Mike Bailey.
Yeah, absolutely. Right behind, probably getting a
little jealous there. So Gary J, former guest Gary J
got to talk to him for a few minutes.

(01:31:59):
He wiped out SJ. But if you check out the wizard
Twitter, I put a video of that on.
He came flying out of the ring at my at Tremont and just, you
know, into SJ back into her chair she went.
So that was that was pretty fun.I drove out of the way and
probably should have, you know, pushed her out of the way

(01:32:21):
instead. But you know.
I mean, she's just your friend. She's not your wife, so you
know, right? Like if your wife was next to
you, you would have saved your wife.
Yeah. No, we'll go with that.
All right, but SJ is just like you're Amiga, so you know, if
she can't get out of the fuckingway, she's going to eat shit.

(01:32:43):
But yeah, LSG was at the show. I didn't realize that too.
Hanging out with that douchebag Griffin McCoy.
So. On the wrong side there.
He's fucking making out with hisgirlfriend.
What's her name? If I've ever hit the whole
fucking match, so did you. Did you get a boner?

(01:33:04):
It's chubbed. All right.
Yeah. All right, I'd dig it.
Overall though, good good weekend of wrestling.
Absolutely fantastic weekend of wrestling.
Met a bunch of a bunch of past guests and hopeful future guests
as well. Yeah, one called Manders.
Great. Fucking dude just killed it all
weekend. Real nice guy so.

(01:33:26):
Hopefully. Future guest.
I saw you guys hung out with Greg Cherry too while you were.
Out and about. Oh, she did.
That was at Russell Cong, so I didn't go to wrestle con, but
she did. So she met up with Greg Cherry
and Kate the Great. Fuck yeah.
What a what a what a threesome that is.
When I picked her up too, you mentioned him earlier, Mark

(01:33:48):
Henry was getting into a car. You know, I gave him a little
wave. He waved back.
So you know that was. A little, yeah.
No, I did one of those for fucking sure.
No, I know Tony doesn't want to talk about it, and I know HK

(01:34:10):
watched Dynamite. Whoa, wait before we get any
further. We didn't go over pics.
We're. Getting really.
Far away, a summer slam, bro. I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my bad. I know you all.
Geeked up to talk to Brundle about that, but let's you know,
I'm always interested to see what you guys have to.
I'm interested to see what nits are picked in the world's DAW,
but we did do picks and Brendo, you really like?

(01:34:33):
I took a shit. Oh my God, did you again?
This is the collective weekend. The numbers at the bottom, I
didn't split them up, but Brendoone of the nights went two and
four. Night 1.
Woof and the rest of us, indeed the rest of us pulled four and
two for both nights. I think we all took Jelly Roll
and and Randy. I stupidly took carrying cross.

(01:34:59):
I think me and Brian did. I didn'tly did too.
I don't know. I just thought like he's like,
you know, getting all this traction and he's super featured
and like did we all take fatu? Yes, except no, I took solo.
Oh, did you? Yeah, one of my smart moves of
the weekend. Not many.
Hansel, Kevin picked fucking John Cena.

(01:35:19):
Yeah. And that actually that, that
one, I didn't, I didn't mind. I I don't want that one back.
The two that bothered me are Solo and Stratton.
Those are the two that bugged the shit out of me.
I went back and forth quite a bit on.
I went back and forth with Rhodes and Xena for a while too,
especially after Smackdown. I thought they were going to
swerve us and Xena was going to,you know, outcomes The Rock and

(01:35:42):
outcomes Travis Scott and ha ha ha, we got you all again.
Fuck you. But.
Thankfully, that didn't happen. Picked Becky.
Yeah, I think you were the only one that took Becky.
But Brendo's trip and fall allows Tony, the hater of the

(01:36:02):
picks, to once again slide the reigning and defending champion.
Yeah, still the caboose. We're 75 years.
Yeah, we're. But you know, he's only got 2
games on Brendo and he's got 6 on me, 8 on Handsome Kevin.
What's next? Forbidden Door?
Yes. Yes, All right.

(01:36:23):
Forbidden Door and then immediately followed by Clash in
Paris. OK, terrific.
But we're. Yeah, we're running at a running
at a real estate here. The end of the year will be here
soon. I know we got Bound for Glory.
They've just they just announcedFolk years in Newark in
November. So we got that Wrestle Dream is

(01:36:44):
in October. Survivor Series.
So we got an all in in there or.Yeah, all in in September.
Yeah. Are we go?
Are we going to see AW, oh, I don't know.
We can talk about that. That was just got announced
today. That's right.
I would love to go. It's the day after my birthday.

(01:37:06):
It ain't even my birthday. That would be very fun and very.
Excited. Is that a Sunday or a Saturday?
It's a Saturday I believe. I believe it's a Saturday.
N22N22 is a Saturday. Boom roasted, boom roasted.

(01:37:27):
So those this, the pics are across the bottom, but on the
screen you see Tony one O 437, Brundle one O 239.
I'm 98 and 43 and HK is right, right on my tail, 96 and 45.
So we got about four months leftto picks.
You never know what can happen. You never, ever know.

(01:37:52):
HK interested. I know you watch Dynamite.
So you'll be entered to find outthat after last week when you
guys were all, You don't have towatch.
Take a week off. You don't have to watch.
You know what I did? Fucking took a week off.
Fuck yeah, dude. Good for you.
I said. You know what?
You know what? It's time for me to just step

(01:38:13):
away for a week. I'm I'm gonna let this shit
breathe a little bit. I'm gonna I all I did instead of
watching it first first thing Thursday morning instead of
watching it Wednesday night. I me and my wife, we watched TV
together Wednesday night. I had a nice time.
And then Thursday morning I wokeup.
I just watched some classic wrestling.

(01:38:34):
I didn't go to a EWI, just said,you know what it's it's I'm
going to take the week off. Just take just reset.
I'll be back this week. Just.
Just. Be back.
But yeah, I, I went ahead. I took the, you know, I'm not
even going back and watching it.I'm not even going.
How did you feel? Torn.

(01:38:54):
Torn. Really.
Yeah, Yep, Yep. I I watching it every week, it
becomes like, how do I put it? You know, it's a habit, it's a
routine. It's a routine.
It's part of, of, of what what makes my week is, is catching
dynamite on, on, on. Well, I watch it on Thursday

(01:39:15):
morning now, but like, I just after not watching it then like
God, was it Friday rolled around.
I was like, I, I don't know thatI've missed, you know what I
mean? Like that, that first, that
first day, I was like, oh man, I'm just going to watch classic
wrestling. I'm just going to watch
classics. I'm not going to watch Dynamite,
just going to watch classics. And then all of a sudden I was
like, you know what? I'm I'm not very disappointed.

(01:39:38):
I missed it. I'll be back.
I'll be back this week. But yeah, it wasn't really a let
down and I didn't get aggravated, didn't get upset,
Right. It's just a nice week.
Did did you watch Collision? No, I did not.
OK, Because I have a question. OK, another question before you
ask a question about collision, go ahead for HK because I'm

(01:39:58):
curious. You went now what classic
wrestling did you watch? So I watched the Piper's,
Piper's Greatest Hits, which is on the on the Peacock.
A lot of fun, lot of fun. And then after that, I started
the the real American. I started watching that too.
Yeah. Just classic stuff, man.

(01:40:21):
Just classic stuff. You know, it's it was time.
It was nice to take a little little break.
I'll I'll be back. I think I'll be back at least.
Who knows Thursday morning. Something else might call might
be watching Ram. Well, Rampage, the WWE Coliseum
home video. Rampage.
You know, Tony, you had a question.

(01:40:42):
I'm watching the results. Scrolling on the bottom, I see
first of all that Kyle Fletcher beat Dustin Rhodes.
Yes, exactly What the fuck is a bro dildo?
I read. I saw that in the results too.
I was like, I'm probably better off maybe.
What is? What is a bro dildo?
It's a it's a brodito. What the fuck is a brodito?

(01:41:08):
It's brodito. I'm being dead serious.
Look, brodito. It's no, it's Brodito.
You're lying. No, it's Brody King and Bandito.
That's their tag team name for for now on it's going to be Bro
Dildo. Yeah, that's already written

(01:41:29):
down. Now handsome Kevin, when you did
results. Yeah.
Were you like I know you did them this afternoon?
Were you like you know, I wish Iwish I'd watched Dynamite or you
were just like, yeah, whatever. No, no watching it like I

(01:41:52):
laughed, I laughed my balls off seeing that Caster and Leo rush
went to a time limit draw and that time limit was 5 minutes.
Fucking awesome, man God damn. I wish I would have saw that
they gave away the. The the the.
Championship rematch there between Mox and Gang Man The
there it is. Real dildo.

(01:42:15):
See, I'm so fine with them giving that away because now
they could just fucking move on.Do you really want that going
for another fucking month? Because I.
All but running. Back on the next pay-per-view.
Man, no too. Much fucking Moxley, too much
death riders. Just fucking give it one more
rematch. Here's your rematch.

(01:42:35):
Now fuck off away from the titlefor a month.
I knew that I knew that Dustin dropped the title and that was
that was disappointing altogether.
I don't I'm still not really sure about this Alex Windsor
Tony storm situation. I don't know I'm going to get
I'm not I can't say that I'm notgoing to get into it.
Don't like the young bucks. So that that really doesn't

(01:42:56):
matter to me at. You mean talent name here?
Did you see their the? I did.
Yeah. Yeah, I I saw somewhere on on on
the Internet, so there wasn't like anything on the show that I
went God damn, that sucks. I missed that.
Like Briscoe Ricochet. I Ricochet is not really the guy
for me anymore. I just don't like the character.

(01:43:16):
That he, he. Portrays so yeah, it wasn't this
is all new to me when I when I when I did the the banners read
the results and like nothing stuck out to me where I went.
God damn. I wish I would have saw that
more more things stuck out to melike, well, that's fucking
ridiculous. Like a 5 minute time limit drop
match. Was there a story around that?
There's of course there's a story like a, like a, a real

(01:43:39):
good story to have a 5. Minutes.
It's Max Caster's challenge so his thing is like I just have to
avoid Rouge for 5 minutes. Rouge doesn't give a shit about
the time limit draw, he just wants to beat the shit out of
Max Caster. So he's not paying attention to
the time limit draw, He's just beating the shit out of Max
Castro. Oh, it was Rouge.

(01:44:01):
I thought it was. I thought it was Leo.
Leo Rush. No.
It's much better with Rouge. Gotcha, gotcha.
Was there a was there a couple of Kyles involved?
Maybe an atom here and there, you thought?
It was Leo Rush. That tickled me.

(01:44:22):
I mean, it was only a 5 minute match, so it kind of makes
sense. Yeah, It led to.
So he didn't want to win the match, he just wanted to beat
the shit. Like what the fuck are we doing
'cause he's Max Caster's thing is 5 minutes, right?
But Max. But Rouge is wrestling Rouge's

(01:44:42):
style, so he's beating the shit out of him getting ready.
So the style where he doesn't sell for anybody.
Sure, I mean. If you don't think Rouge sells.
He doesn't. It was last Rouge mush.
Rouge mush. I want to go to Rouge mush.

(01:45:04):
I'm spending way more time talking about the stupid Max
Caster thing than anything else.Listen, he's the fucking
listening. Fucking horrendous.
And the people love it. They love it.
The venues they're doing these shows at are fantastic.
The people there are super enthusiastic and it definitely
helps with the show. The show is not bad.

(01:45:26):
I did not dislike Dynamite or Collision at all.
There's a lot of. I thought the opener, Young
Bucks and Outrunners was great. It was.
It was. Great, the.
Outrunners. The Outrunners elevate all these
other tags are are they with theJackal?
Are they? Is that a thing?
Did they tag? Did they tag a lot?

(01:45:46):
Did they make an egg? They made a lot of kicks.
Meltzer Driver. Yes.
Like, actually a lot of like. And then they fucking put their
arms down and they give them thekick.
Was everybody in the ring at once?
Nobody counting in the old times, Yes.
Yeah. OK.
Like they both hold his arms andthen they just both kick him in
the face. Maybe a dive to the outside.
Was there a dive to the outside?Yes, there.

(01:46:08):
Was one or two. OK, so tag no different than the
ladder match that you watched atSummerSlam.
That was a ladder match. That was a ladder match.
And this was just tag match, right?
Yeah. Like we're tag.
Or was this just no rules? Tag, man?
Like no rules, Like no, there were tags.

(01:46:28):
I would say go back to watch it,but you already have decided you
don't. Who was the referee?
Who do you think? I don't know.
Was it fucking Aubrey Horse too?No, it's the same referee for
every fucking Young Bucks. Match.
Oh, fucking Fort Knox. I'm going to say Fort Mox
because he doesn't fucking move Paige and Moxley was great.
Wait, Paige like Paige? Yeah, imagine.

(01:46:53):
Imagine Jon Moxley just beats the shit out of fucking Paige.
Stop. Hitting me.
Alberto already did this. Oh fuck.
And Xavier Woods just filming the whole thing.
Oh my God, you get the horns sometimes I don't even know why

(01:47:20):
I bother. Why do I even try?
Why do I even try? I would Now look, I'm going to
take shit for this, but fuck it now I'm just going to say fuck
it. I would rather watch AEW than
I'd I'd watch WWE at this point.Oh, you're full of shit.
I'm not full of shit. The unreal show.

(01:47:41):
The unreal show is like unreal. No, it's just I know, right, But
I don't want to know everything.Like I don't need to know
everything. AW tells you everything every
fucking week. What are you talking about?
Yeah. Didn't they have the the YouTube
shows where they did all the shit behind the watch the
YouTube shows? But they're out there, are they?

(01:48:03):
I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.
The. BTE you're.
Talking about being the elite I have.
No, I didn't watch the bullshit because.
Those are not. Elite BE elite.
Who knows? Those are not serious, bro.
Those are not serious programs. I don't want to be inside the
room where they're deciding who wins the Royal Rumble.

(01:48:24):
Like, I don't want to see that process retrospectively.
I don't really give a shit. I I haven't I haven't watched
the the whole series or anythinglike that.
But like, OK, like the Seth Rollins injury, right, That we
were all led to believe was real.
Like in six months, is it going to be on Netflix or it's like
we're going to get one over on the fans.
Hey, hey, dummies, keep giving us your money now.
I think I think that it would bemore interesting had it been

(01:48:47):
like there been more time in between, you know what I mean?
Like if this if this shit was like 2015 booking room, that
would be fucking interesting. Look, you want to watch the shit
out of that WrestleMania Nine thing, right?
Oh, loved it a lot of backstage,right, Right.
Yeah, that's fucking 30 years ago.
I don't need to see. You just need more time because

(01:49:10):
now, like you're like, I don't. They didn't believe Jay USO was
the guy, but they gave him the ball and they ran with it and
well, guess what? Jay USO wasn't the fucking guy.
And now that I see that the process that they're doing
things in, I'm like, like, I don't want to know this.
I don't want to know that this is how this decided.
But but yeah, you're OK with like a WS like awful
storytelling. Like their storytelling is

(01:49:32):
getting much better. Their TV is so much better the
last couple months. Julio Dynamite isn't a serious
program either. Oh, man, Julio gets it.
If you look, you don't want, youdon't like it, you don't like
it. I can't make you watch it.
But for me, right when I'm done with this show, like I don't go

(01:49:53):
put on Raw, I don't watch fucking Smackdown.
It was a chore. But it was a chore for me today.
But I know what's going on though.
I'll read the results, I'll watch the clips online.
It was a chore for me to watch fucking four matches from
SummerSlam. Like, I just don't.
I'm not in. I don't give a shit about John
Cena. I really don't give a shit about

(01:50:14):
fucking Brock Lesnar. When was the turn?
When was the turn? Because it was not long ago that
you were like, oh, they're firing on all cylinders.
I'm watching it all. You're watching fucking NXT.
You were in. Yeah, it was probably you were.
Elimination champion all. In that engine, man, you were
ready. You were in you everything done
cylinders. I'm watching it all.

(01:50:35):
I love W and all of a sudden you're like oh fuck I wanna
watch. Yeah.
I want to watch Tekla. I enjoyed Tekla.
Tekla's great, I like Tekla. Tekla's great.
It's what great match against Willow.
Willow. For me it was, oh, how do I get
back to the last month? Not evolution because I loved

(01:50:58):
evolution it. Was just last month.
Yeah, it was just last month. Bro yeah, the women's evolution
was great. Like Punk and Cena around that
time? Or you.
Turned you turned quick. No, because it was that they
gave us that bullshit because every scene of main events been
bullshit. I've been saying that right.
Well, for me, I'm like, I don't fucking care about like I don't.

(01:51:21):
And then for them to go on smackdown and Johnson would be like,
everyone abandoned me and I'm a good guy again.
And everyone was like. So you're completely.
Fine with fucking Moxley puttinga bag over somebody's head, yes.
Yep. The same way I was fine with
Terry Funk doing it 30 years ago, right?

(01:51:45):
The same reason why I watch fucking Headhunter A versus
Headhunter B in a barbed wire panes of glass death match.
But John Cena is saying I want my country back.
That's where you draw the line. It was just every John Cena main
event was fucking Smosh City with fucking ref bumps.
You didn't like the Kodi main event from from yesterday?
I said it was fine but it's I'm not putting on fucking raw when

(01:52:09):
I go downstairs. You OK, HK?
I don't know, man. I just telephone.
Sorry. I'm not like I don't feel like I
need to be committed to the WWE.Like I like it when they're
doing good, but when they do shit that I don't like, I'm not
going to lie, we I like it now. I don't like it tomorrow.

(01:52:32):
I don't know what this guy anymore, Tony, I just, you know,
I'm trying over here. I'm trying.
But he just fuck, he makes he makes quick turns.
There's no commitment. He's got commitment issues over
here. I don't get it.
Why do I need to be? Why?
Commit. You don't watch WT watch.

(01:52:54):
Don't fucking watch what pisses you off.
Watch what you enjoy. Be a fucking sicko.
Don't watch WWE if you don't like it.
Why don't you watch? It.
Going on over there, like look, if, if, if they do something
tonight on raw and I see a clip,I'll check it out.
I'll watch, you know, I'll watch, but I'm not going out of
my way to watch raw. But you're all in with collision

(01:53:16):
and and I I thought the fucking Dustin Rhodes, Kyle Fletcher
match was awesome. So you liked?
One match and like that puts AW over.
I thought that was a great match.
I love the tag team of Bandido and Brody King, Bro, Dildo says
right there on the screen. I like the story that they're
telling there with the tournament and what's going on

(01:53:38):
with FTR and the he likes tournaments HK.
That's. What it is he's a he's a
tournament slut. I'm interested to see what they
do with Athena. She's going to be the ROH
champion forever, right? Darby Allen's off the deep end.
He's trying to throw Jon Moxley on the fucking train tracks on

(01:54:00):
the train. MJF.
Yeah. Wait, you're the first person to
go on MJF could eat a fat Dick. Like how?
I'm tired of his shirt, but I'm interested to see where he goes
with Adam Page. Well, you could be tired of
seeing seeing a shtick and see where it goes with Brock Lesnar.
I don't care, though. I don't.
Care about watching? It but I don't I have no

(01:54:20):
interest in that. But you have interest in MJF?
Yeah, you have Adam Page is interesting.
They have a history there. There's a story there.
I haven't seen it as long time storytelling in AEW, CNN, Lesnar
don't have history. I don't know why it's in
history. That's what I care.
About You made a shit on a glasstable, Kevin.

(01:54:42):
I might it too. It's the fucking John Cena
retirement tour. I don't give a shit.
I hope you do at the end of. August, my friends.
Play the hits. Don't you mean play the shits?
I don't want the fucking hits. I don't care.
I don't care about John Cena, Brock Lesnar.
I don't care about John Cena, The Miz.
I don't care if they run back. John Cena, Randy Orton, another

(01:55:04):
screw fucking finish, bro. How great was it when John Cena
hit that Canadian destroyer on the floor?
And then he turned to look at the camera like, holy shit, did
you see what I just did, right? Our truth came back.
What's, what are we doing with our truth now?
What's his? What's?
Hey, I was. Going to mention that.
Where's our truth, everybody? We want him so fucking bad.
We want him. We gotta have him.

(01:55:27):
We love our truth. We gotta have him.
No, you got him. We don't want fucking Jack off,
but you fucking. But you.
Watch every fucking week. No, he took a week off.
No, not dynamite you fucking Jack wagon.
His big AK's big hat, fucking Hall of Famer at his job and

(01:55:49):
they're trying to poison him with the fucking water cooler
and he's seen every single Monday Night Raw.
We want him. Yeah, we got him back.
He cut his hair. But I don't.
Understand how you can be mad atme because of what I like.

(01:56:12):
Who's mad? Who roasted?
Right. Like, I don't understand.
I don't get that. Like what are you all up in
arms? Like HK says he watches classic
wrestling, but he watches like fucking WWF stuff that he's
probably seen a zillion times. I don't fucking judge him
though. I take it easy.
AW, Lesnar. Right.
Tony's. Tony's wants to watch some
fucking 7879 superstars. Like, good for him.

(01:56:36):
It makes him happy. Yeah, OK, whatever.
You know what else made me happy?
Brendo's doing death matches. Oh.
Fucking. Yeah.
You know what else makes me happy?
What makes you happy? This week's.
Homework. Yay, we got homework back.

(01:57:01):
Oh. Boy, oh boy.
Cut. It's hair haircut.
Lesnar. This guy's mad, though.
This guy over here is mad because now I don't.
I don't want to watch the WWE. Who's mad?
Me handsome Kevin. He'll be fine.

(01:57:24):
He stays, but he's like, but that's what he's going to
Avocado Jones tomorrow with his best gal.
Yeah, he eats at the same fucking restaurant.
He does the same thing every day.
Like he's gonna be eating at theslurp truck afterwards.
He's vanilla. He's smart.
Mark Sterling. What's wrong with vanilla?
There was. Something wrong with?
Vanilla, but that's what he. Is.
Well, I didn't call anybody names now, you prick.

(01:57:46):
I'm just saying. I sure did.
You're throwing a. I like the WWE, now I'm back out
on it. I can't make up my mind.
No, I just don't like it now. It's not entertaining to me.
I sure did. Fuck that guy was so low key.

(01:58:11):
He had a good. Door in HJC too.
HK did. Yeah.
You have to listen back. It was a good one.
Not not not title worthy that episode Title worthy.
Maybe Brendo wrote it down. We'll get in.
We'll get in the after show. Did he write down they have

(01:58:31):
toothbrushes in Milwaukee? Not yet.
You know the toothbrushes or that they have them in
Milwaukee? The column A, column B.
Come see. So Brendo, you, you were the
assigner of the homework this week.
I sure was felt like going with the theme of Summer Slam and I

(01:58:54):
felt like going with the my favorite Summer Slam match.
With some WWF match you've probably seen 1000 times.
That's what fucking homework normally is.
So fucking WWF match you. Fuck that fuck time.
Not HK is really on fire over this shit.
We got it. Hot tonight?
Bro, I mean, I don't know, he's a fucking fucking vanilla

(01:59:18):
Midget. What do you want from me?
Yeah. Four weeks we're getting fucking
400 light tube match so buckle up pal.
Yeah, like you haven't seen that1000.
Times. No, he fucking hates everything
I assigned to him is not in English.
He doesn't like it. The quality is not great.
He doesn't like it. Hey, yeah, he needs somebody to

(01:59:41):
tell him what's going on. His tiny little brain can't
comprehend what's going on in the ring.
Tiny brain, giant balls. More balls who do.
You want to have a giant Wiener?Yeah, I, I, I.
Might I don't know the size of my nuts or like what are you
like? Like how are you're like normal

(02:00:04):
people nuts Like how are big balls like?
Head down normal people nuts. Write that down right like.
Man, I'll tell you this, I run up the stairs at my house.
It sounds like the end of a highschool graduation.
Just oh, I love doing that. It annoys the shit out of my
family. Like I'll just, I'll just be in

(02:00:24):
the kitchen. I'll just drop.
The knees a. Little bit and then clap clap,
clap clap clap. What the?
Fuck, yeah. You kind of twerk a little bit
like I can't really twerk. So I just kind of wiggle my hips
and then you just hear the flap and apparently we know who's we
know what wizard's got balls. You never did the flap, the slap
flap like when you're fucking, you know, they just kind of hit

(02:00:45):
the Gooch. OK.
And the cheeks like are some of the side pad are going.
Yeah, I do have to ask. Cancel Kevin.
Now, since we approached the subject, like has a girl been
like, wow, you got some really big balls?
Oh yeah. Does it make your penis look

(02:01:06):
smaller? I don't know.
You tell you tell me. Oh, wait.
You don't do bro stuff, Tony. Fuck yeah, dude, I love making
them. Shits like a speed bag too.
Tony, you've seen handsome Kevin's balls Fucking.
Hey, who hasn't? I know Brendo has.
Vince has. Yeah.
Look out the window. Double T.
I'm not. Like the Goodyear balls blimp.

(02:01:30):
But is it, like, proportioned properly or is it like, it's
like an acorn and then two giantgrapefruits?
Yeah, It's like an acorn and grapefruit.
Wait a minute. Double T, You sat on your balls
once on the show? Yeah.
How low are yours hanging? I don't.
I don't know. Is there a measuring device for
this? I mean, you're gonna measure.

(02:01:51):
You're. Gonna measure.
You measure. Balls deep.
You guys are weird, so we'll do it.
The live show we'll do. The.
Long nut com competition can we get can we make sure Al Pax is
grass skirt? I'll bring one for him.

(02:02:15):
I don't know. I feel like you're compensating
for something if you have to. Like, talk about your big balls.
ACDC made a fucking song about it, dude.
Yeah, but it was not not about testicles.
It was about fucking ballrooms. Column he's got.
B, he needs a lot of room for his balls.
Yeah, needs a whole room. I don't know, it's a weird one.
Like no, this thing I got a fucking giant Dick like that's a

(02:02:39):
different big balls like, I don't know, I'm just getting
away. Get in the way of what a good
time. Yeah.
Who? Everyone.
Yeah. Who doesn't like?
Like big. Balls.
Did you not hear the song Jesus,you are one weird dude.
Double T I'm the I'm the weird dude.
Yeah, you need work. This is legit perfect time for a

(02:03:00):
twitch thing to come up. Cheap.
Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, apparently that's like
that's not Twitch though. I don't know what that.
Is oh, it isn't OK, No. What, are you fucking blind,
Brendo? Oh, it's Twitch, what are you
talking about? Twit, where does it say twitch
on it? It's got the little twitch.
Icon, you fucking twitch. Oh.
All. Right.
Well then I. Sorry, yeah, who's blonde blind

(02:03:20):
now? Yeah, who's blonde now?
Apparently I am blonde. Blonde.
Double T. Oh my God.
No Jersey cow, Jesse. I haven't seen the South Park
about fucking big balls. Oh my God.
When they were riding them around like fucking Hopalos.
That's a classic episode. That's no fucking good.

(02:03:40):
I wish I fucking had. Fucking hop along balls.
Can you isolate that? Two hours and 3 minutes Try.
All right, let's try this again.Brendo, why did you pick this
match? No, you pick some WWF fucking.
Match we've fucking. Seen.

(02:04:03):
Why did you pick it? Because we've seen it 1000
fucking times. I thought we changed homework to
just talking about our balls. No, like I said.
My turn again next week. I got a doozy.
If we're going that route, yeah,next week.
You're lucky if you live to see next week.
Did I say next week? I'm an idiot.

(02:04:23):
Too. So yeah, this is Summer Slam
week. This is my favorite Summer Slam
match I've ever seen, so that iswhy I picked it.
I haven't watched it a couple ofyears, but still fantastic match
from start to finish. Bret Hart's real coming out.

(02:04:44):
I would say as injured as fucking Mr. Perfect was to see
what an amazing match he put on.It was just, you know, chef's
kiss for this one. I have a question.
Sure. Maybe the group can enlighten
me. Was there a build to this match

(02:05:05):
like on TV because I don't remember.
I don't remember that and I was going to ask you the same thing.
I, I oh. Go ahead, Tony.
Was Brett substituting for someone?
Because I know around this time for the IC title.
They like doing that, which is how.
What's his? Well, what's his nuts got his
run. Texas Tornado, because Beefcake

(02:05:26):
smashed his face. So that that's how the story
went. So there was a lot of
shenanigans with the IC title, right?
Like they were always like taking people out, putting
people in the surprise with The Ultimate Warrior beating, you
know, the honky tonky man and all that.
That was Beefcake too, right? Because, yeah, Betsy, the only
thing that guy could catch was apair of knees.

(02:05:46):
Never caught a break. Well, maybe he did catch a
break. Caught a couple.
Yeah, I don't. Remember, I don't remember any
build to this just off the top of my head.
And the other thing I kept on thinking was like, I don't
remember, coach was not there long.
It was John Tolos, you know, notlong at all.
Yeah. He was the original Bill Alfonso

(02:06:09):
with that fucking whistle. Yeah, none of the personality.
Agreed. Yeah, he managed the Beverly
Brothers and Mr. Perfect. So he took over for the genius
basically while he was off sucking his own Dick.
Oh, when he when Mr. Perfect gothurt, he was replaced by the

(02:06:31):
genius with the for the Beverly brothers.
Yeah, I don't remember. I can't find anything.
It's just like. It felt like Brett just hopped
from the hard foundation into anicy title match.
Yeah, like they broke up after WrestleMania 7 and that was like
it. I don't know what this cage

(02:06:53):
match says, but yeah, Mr. Mr. Perfect's haircut is horrendous.
It's not. Oh my God, it's awful.
That's his fucking hair, dude. Dude, he did not have hair like
that. Like, I feel like his, like he,
he always had the long pony, like the longer hair, right?
Like his hair went down, like past his shoulders like this.
Looks like his mother cut his hair with a flow bee on picture

(02:07:16):
day. No, it's not Mr. Perfect.
Yeah, it was a little, it was a little tight and curly.
Maybe he was trying to follow Lenny Poffo.
Maybe the Nasty Boys got a hold of him.
The yeah, it is a great match and one of the things that while

(02:07:40):
you're watching it perfect. He he could stand up.
Like I think he's one of those guys that you could take him and
you could put him in absolutely any era and he would have a spot
like with his with just his ringring ability, that's it.
Like he wouldn't have to say a fucking word.
But then you put on top of it like he can talk and the way he

(02:08:01):
moves in the ring, like he the guy is just so fucking
outstanding. It it it's properly named Mr.
Perfect. Guy's incredible.
Agree. Brett's journey after
WrestleMania 7HE beats Barry O on Superstars.
He beats the Genius on WrestlingChallenge.

(02:08:21):
He beats Warren Bianchi on Superstars Saturday Night's Main
event 29. He goes with double count out
with Dibiase wrestling challenge.
Double DQ with the Warlord. He beats Gary Wild on the
Superstars. He beats Luis Piccoli on the
Superstars. He beats Haku on the Superstars.

(02:08:42):
He beats Hutch Thomas on the Superstars.
Legendary. And then he let's see, he beats
Bob Bradley on the Superstars and then he wins the
Intercontinental title. OK, terrific.
That's a weird. It's really weird.

(02:09:04):
Yeah. I don't remember.
The build was perfect. Hurt.
Like was he hurt? Going into this.
Yeah, this is the back injury. So this doesn't lead to like the
Lloyd's of London because he comes back in a couple of years
for a run. But yeah, this is the original
back injury that put him on the shelf for two, about two years.

(02:09:28):
But he also wrestles Flair at some point after the snow.
Yeah, yeah, the good, the goodbye match.
That's 93. Yeah.
He had but broken tailbone and bulging discs.
Geez. And he's still bumped like a
fucking maniac. He has some of the best bumps in

(02:09:51):
just in the fucking business. And some of those like the the
spots he does are are so fuckingfun and creative.
The the slide to nutting himselfon the fucking ring post.
I've always loved that the fucking kick me in the leg.
I do a backflip when he's got his hand on the rope.
Like he's got so many like signature like bumps.
And sometimes like that's one ofthe things I love about
wrestlers is when like they're that giving and it makes it so

(02:10:13):
much better. He's he's amazing.
He's the best. You know what?
I really enjoyed the spot, the clothesline where you think it's
going to be a clothesline and it's a sleeper.
The control by both of those guys, 'cause he fucking goes at
him like it's going to be a motherfucking clothesline.
And man, he gets that arm aroundhim and he just clamps it in.
Holy moly. I was like, wow, that is fucking

(02:10:33):
good. Fucking Brett stripping him down
after the after the match. And like, it's just, it's just
caught. And you can see him like wiggle
with his leg, like come on, Brett, pull the shit off me.
Get it off. Posing with it afterwards too.
Yeah yeah, it. Headlock takeovers too.
Fuck. The headlock takeovers, the hip,

(02:10:54):
the arm drags, everything. It was so seamless, so smooth.
To answer your question, Tony, it was the British Bulldog.
After Heenan retired as a manager, he brought in the
coach. He began to rivalry with the
Bulldog, but the Bulldog suffered a back injury in late
July which wrapped up the rivalry, and Brett was announced
at the next challenger of the July 13th episode of Superstars.

(02:11:18):
Well, there you go, there you goPipe.
Sorry, no, like even the spot where the fucking coach gets up
on the ropes and Brett's lookingout, Perfect just kicks the
fucking ropes into his Dick and he falls in the ring and.
Or like when Perfect's taking a fucking powder and Brett grabs
him by the singlet, just fuckingrips it off and then shit cans

(02:11:41):
him back in. Fucking good stuff, man.
Yeah, so smooth. You know, they didn't plan this
shit out either, you know, This was 2 professionals just fucking
just feeding off each other every fucking moment.
It was so good. Yeah, both guys were in every
single spot that they needed to be in, you know, and, and, and I
mean, the comment, Bobby and Piper and Monsoon were fucking

(02:12:03):
fantastic on commentary. Roddy was a little much here and
there, though. Yeah, Piper can be a little
much, but I was OK with it on this. 1 I feel like that plants
the seeds just a little bit for their WrestleMania match coming
up. How like how much he loved Brett
and was excited for Brett. Like you could play those clips
and like build towards that match too.

(02:12:24):
About how much Piper doesn't want to fight him because he
fucking loves Brett. I remember changing your
diapers. Of.
Course, there's only one piece of baloney.
Yeah, just a just phenomenal, phenomenal fucking stuff.
Great match. The fucking Brett kicking out of

(02:12:46):
the perfect Plex and Heenan losing his fucking mind.
Yep. Them asking if he got the thing.
He he he locked the fingers, butwe couldn't see it.
Like there was no camera shot ofthat.
So you're forever questioning like, did he lock the fingers?
Is that why Brett kicked out? Like just fucking great stuff.
And again, to know that he's allfucking banged up and he's
taking all these fucking crazy bumps.

(02:13:10):
Unbelievable. And the reversal of the
sharpshooter. And Brett just fucking lays back
on that. Fucking yeah.
Perfect. He taps real early.
Oh yeah, he did. That is the one thing I wish
that the sharpshooter they gave it like maybe even 5 seconds.
Like I feel like they were calling for the bell before
Brett even turned them over completely.
Well, Brett, Brett will. Get used to that in a couple

(02:13:32):
years. Good point.
I love this. I think we are on an amazing
streak with fucking great homework assignments.
Big thumbs up for me. Yeah, no, huge thumbs up.
Fantastic. Thumbs up.
Fuck, yeah. I mean, Bret Hart is my guy.

(02:13:53):
So I will never say no to a BretHart match.
Like he's just so fucking good. Like it's such a goddamn good
match. And then afterwards, did you
guys watch afterwards when he goes to fucking out to Stew and
Helen and Lord Alfred Hayes is like, let me get a word.

(02:14:13):
And Stew says like one word, andLord Alfred Hayes just takes the
fucking microphone away from himand Stew is still talking.
They they cut. They cut to Stew and Helen
during the match and Stew, I swear he's dead.
He's just staring. He's like Batrika with his mouth
open. Just.

(02:14:38):
I'm pretty sure Heenan said something like that too.
Oh my God, somebody wake up, Stew.
The fucking jokes were fucking fantastic.
I really enjoyed it, yeah. A lot of times during homework I
take notes just so I can remember this one.
I was just like, fuck it, I justwant to watch and enjoy, you

(02:14:59):
know? Who's up next for homework?
Handsome Kevin. So I thought about staying with
that SummerSlam theme taking us to 20 years ago, but I'm not
going to not going to do that. Oh boy, we are going to March

(02:15:22):
23rd, 2011. Anybody.
Anything. This is Jerry Lynn's final
match. It took place in St.
Paul, MN. It is a four way between Jerry

(02:15:45):
Lynn, Sean Brown, Sean Waltman, JB Trask and a horse, the
psychopath. Fuck.
Yeah, love Horace. And if you pay attention, you'll
see something that, well, we'll wait, we'll, we'll, we'll get
there. We'll get there.

(02:16:06):
Where can we find this? You can find this on YouTube.
I will send you the link right now.
Appreciate that, thank you. Now let's see, just 'cause we
also had a Jerry Lynn final match in New Jersey.
So this was his, this was his retirement show.

(02:16:26):
The entire thing was his, his swan song, his farewell.
It was, it was fantastic. Lot of lot of different talent
from all over came to to that one.
Scrap Daddy was on the card. Adam Pierce, Tommy Dreamer,
Sabu. It was, it was a hell of a
night, man. Yeah, I'll give you the card
here, buddy. Yeah, it was the whole show.

(02:16:47):
Is the whole show used to be available?
I'm not sure if it still is. The whole show used to be
available on YouTube. It's it's a really fun watch.
2013 or 2011? 2000. 11 OK cuz cage match has
it as 2013 really have you on wrestling?
Yep the description has it as 2011.

(02:17:08):
All right well this is 2013 samedate March 23rd.
OK, might be just a just a flub on YouTube.
Luke Hawkes, Perry Saturn and Scott Summers against Arya
Davari and the Misfits. Aaron Corbin and John Johnson.
That's not the misfits. In Minnesota, it is Derek Domino
and Harley Lewis, right? Yeah.

(02:17:30):
Misfits. The black.
Hell. Black Stallion against Rhino?
Yep. Al Snow and the Blue Meanie
against Craven Knight and RennieD Yeah.
Sabu. Eric Cannon, Darren Corbin,
Tommy Dreamer, Benjamin Sailor and Adam Pierce and then the
four way match. Yeah.
It's a fun night. No PD Brown.

(02:17:53):
No, I think PD Brown probably probably would have been about
11 years old at this time. I bet you all these Jack.
Offs are in the crowd. PD Brown, handsome Kevin
Stonehenge. Oh yeah, well, he said.
Like, is there something I said this fucking little dorks
probably fucking, but no fuckingshoes on.
Yeah. Like fucking Proto just came out
of the Shire. All right, I was fucking there,

(02:18:17):
but you can't see me. That's not what I was talking
about. John Cena.
What was Duke there? I don't want to be.
John Cena because in double G won't.
Care about me? Oh.
He won't watch it. If you're John Cena, I'm John
Cena. Double T won't give a shit about
me. Petey Brown's first match
January 22nd, 2016 according to Keith Cage match.

(02:18:37):
Could be wrong, I'm just. Saying.
Is it is his first match in whatit's in God, what it's in
Canada, Winnipeg, MB. I'm gonna say isn't it Winnipeg?
That's a it's a Danny Duggan situation there instead of
saying ho, he goes. Hey, Tyler Colton defeats
downtown PD Brown at CW ES calm before the storm.

(02:19:02):
Yeah, you fucked him up in that match too.
Jake's dog. Man, Dick Blood was on this
card. Fuck yeah, he was.
Dick Blood, also known as Baron von Weiner, Mark Green, Mark
Manson, Stalingrad Taco, Taco Bell, dragon #2.

(02:19:26):
That might be Steven. Meaty von Weiner, Baron von
Weiner. We.
Got next week, we got Brooke Havoc next week, right?
Havoc next week, going around the going around the US working,
doing different workouts all every week.

(02:19:48):
She's not in my TV race enough. No, no, thankfully.
Maybe you fucking look her up, dude.
Do some research. I looked up Becca.
OK. The three.
You have a week to look up. Brooke Havoc.
Yeah, I look up all these people.
It's OK. The mosh pit, Mommy.
All right, So she's cool. I tell you the book.

(02:20:09):
'S cool. And I don't know why I got that.
I got Tony text me last week. This is your fault.
I didn't book Becca there. You do.
No. Brundo's the Booker.
He's booked a man now. I know exactly whose fault this
is, but it's. Richard Holiday's fault.

(02:20:31):
Yeah, and I know who double booked them too.
I met her this weekend so. Who wasn't, Who wasn't?
I got to look it up. Was it 1?
Of a no. She's one of SJ's friends.
Wow. He picked her over us, huh?
Yep. Well.
She probably I told her thanks because Becca was phenomenal.

(02:20:53):
Fucking a dude. That's what I like.
Selling the product. Hell yeah.
Yeah, That was a great interview.
We had a lot of fun. I think we had a lot of fun
tonight. We always have fun.
We actually had a great time. We always turn the chicken
salads into the chicken cordon Bleu.
Queen of the Indy Podcast. Queen of the Indy Corner.

(02:21:15):
Wait, who is that? That's not wiggy, is it?
No. No is.
She still around? I'm not sure.
Pantsless radio. What a fucking pull, Tony.
Fuck yeah, I'm always pulling, bro.
Fucking Wiggy. Fucking.
Wiggy Jesus Christ the fucking early years of the Shining

(02:21:37):
Wizard wrestling podcast. You know, Brendo, HK, anytime
you guys need access to those beginning episodes, please feel
free to ask. We can give you access those.
You'll wonder why you're even involved with us, but we'll give
you access. Oh my God.
Let's not forget who went back as far as he could, listening to

(02:21:57):
all the anniversaries. So to.
Those I'd say probably the the first like 100, yeah, a pretty
like fucking rough dude. Like when I was trying to find
that Sid phone call after he died.
Like the whole show is us just call it Like we're just calling
people to see if they pick up. Like how, what, why?

(02:22:19):
Who would listen? To this why are we doing this?
I'm glad we've graduated. Playing sound clips for 20
minutes. No.
'Cause they are funny. We called like 6 people, nobody
answered so it's just us waitingand then the phone ringing.
OK let's try this person. You don't miss doing Satan

(02:22:39):
tickles and Overweight Larry foran hour?
I mean Satan, drop an end box. Different time man.
Fuck a different time. Good.
There's a reason why the archiveis staying in the archive.
Yeah. Woof, woof.
Yeah, woof indeed. We learned a lot in those years,

(02:23:03):
of course. We would not have gotten.
To the point where we're at today.
Had we not gone through those growing pains?
Absolutely. I mean, we were.
We were like, dude, we've been doing this 14 years.
Almost like we were early on when podcasts were becoming a
thing. Yeah, we really were.
Yeah, we were. We paved the way for the year of

(02:23:23):
Duke and Rogue and and the Tots and Eric Frieds and Milwaukee.
Tom and pencils ready. And our brother, our brethren.
Happy birthday. Phil Reya.
Fuck yeah, dude. I texted him this morning.
Yeah. Mad loved him.
Of course. Phil's my man.

(02:23:45):
I didn't. I just gave him a shout out.
I know you did, I heard. I hope Phil comes to my BBQ.
I hope so too, that would be nice.
Yeah, I mean, he was invited, right?
Of course. I hope.
Everybody that was invited comesto the BBQ.
It's the fucking social event ofthe season.
So do I just please please and don't forget people pray for no

(02:24:06):
rain the day after the Oh yeah last year was a little rough.
Please. The day after the BBQ.
Your boys are all live for our yearly show in studio.
Oh yeah, you know it. Fucking wait with.
Reverend Al Reverend Al Tropic Al Tropic Reverend.
Yes. He'll be preaching to the choir.

(02:24:27):
His nuts will be hanging on yourcouch.
Fuck yeah dude hey my my couch has seen worse so.
I don't care for that. Kind of wish it wouldn't be past
Diana's bedtime. Maybe she would join us in
studio. Nice.
Real. Nice.
I try, Ma. All right, so we got Brooke
Havoc next week, we got HK's homework, Jerry Lynn's last

(02:24:50):
match, and we got, oh, breaking news, Tropic Al said.
I did find a new grass skirt. Look at that.
Tropic Al has been jonesing for some water service, so he's
ready for Adam's Tavern. We talked about it the other
day. I did look up Adam's Tavern and
I do kind of like their menu. So I'm not against returning to

(02:25:15):
Adam's Tavern. I was not there, but I will be
there this time. Got to make sure we're dressed
up. Hey, it's that or.
I'm not fucking dressing up. Yeah, and he's not even going to
put fucking socks on. You want him to get dressed out?
I ain't fucking putting socks on.
How much if he puts something onunder his feet, let alone around
his feet Exactly. Then in a tank top.
Oh, he'll be tank top, board shorts, no shoes.

(02:25:39):
Yeah, Goofy hat. Goofy.
You have a you going to go like tri-state area themed with your
hats? Like, do you have a game plan or
you just grab whatever is next to your white T-shirts?
No. Game plan a little bit little.
Game plan all. Right.
We should go to the beach and reenact some fucking WCW footage

(02:26:01):
from the mid 90s. We really should.
We should be like Hogan and the Bulldog and fucking Vader and
Sid. That would be amazing.
I got the perfect shirt for it. I.
Mean. Sting in the.
Bulldog. Whatever.
We should fucking yeah we should.
Blue sky that. Fucking run that up the
flagpole, go to the beach. Fuck yeah, dude, reenact all the

(02:26:24):
fucking hits. Yeah, See all the bucks.
Rick Rude running down the beach.
Fuck yeah. Maybe we drive around playing
girls in cars waving at all the waving at all the honeys.
When we went tropical and I werein, where the fuck were we?
Panama City Beach. We drove past Club La Vila like
four or five times just blastingthe Wolfpack theme.

(02:26:49):
I'm just fucking cranking it. I know.
They're handsome, Kevin, they were busting on.
Him. Oh, you're damn right they were
handsome. Kevin was busting on everybody
else. It was a bust fest.
Woof. Hi, guys.
Hey, all right. With that, we'll be back next

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Alde Scott George, Kathy Hummer,Michael Hammond, Jesse Howell,
Emily Brock, Keith Parker, DavidHenry Bauer The Third and I Dunk
Biscuits. Thank you for your support.

(02:28:15):
Go. Night, Diana.

(02:28:46):
You guys OK? Are you you got something or?
I'm not talking. No bad things.
Just talk bad things. You better behave, All right.
Did you taste the pudding? Did you taste the pudding?
Fuck. Yeah, I don't care for that.

(02:29:07):
I'm backstage. That one lady that was on one
time, she was boring. Oh.
Who's that other guy? Who's the new guy there?
I thought it's not big. You could be proud of your mom.

(02:29:27):
Any comments? Where did Kevin go?
I don't see. Him I don't you.
Keep laughing. I'm getting off of here, right?
Anthony made me do this. Let me see.
How did I get here? What if I want to watch the
multi blubber in the world? No, some girl talking and

(02:29:50):
talking. I I talked to Diana earlier and
she said she's at a restaurant today and some fat woman fell
down and the guys were trying topick her up.
I said ma was her blubber hanging out.
She said, Oh my God, it was everywhere.
Help. Get.
Off. Help get off what something
talking about? That I'm.

(02:30:11):
Sorry, Ma. Don't worry, I wear nice 90s.
I don't wear flannels. I wear a little night down.

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