Episode 755: The Clitterbox

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None. All right, you are tuned in
episode 755 of the Shining Wizards podcast.
We got a full show for you tonight.
Tonight we got the return of Kids corners.
So Tonys happy his mom might notbe We got TNA, might be bought

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out by WWE. We got TNA for homework.
Thanks to Tony again, we got Triple Mania happened.
Matt's favorite wrestler made his first WWE experience.
So let's just get right into it with some wrestling talk.
And talk about wrestling. Brondo.
Double T. Tony, Handsome.

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Kevin, what's going on, fellas? First of all, good job tonight,
Brundo. Aw.
Thank you, Sir. You laid off the stroke and.
You did. You did a good job, you.
Know I stroked while I stroked so.
I. Kind of prefer when you stroke
there Brundle fly aw. Thank you.
Yeah, look at this. Julio's joining in already

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starting the week off right withthe best podcast out and I got
the wife, kid and mother-in-law going on vacation.
Oh, Speaking of being able to, Julio can have a stroke himself
if he wants. Yeah, he can.
Stroke all the. Way.
How you guys doing? OK, summer's almost over, but

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you know, this is the week. This is the week.
Yes, it all happened Saturday morning.
Well, it starts Saturday morning.
I'm the happiest I've been in a quite a couple Mondays next
Monday. Oh next Monday.
Look man, I'm in fucking. I got an easy work schedule the

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rest of the week. Beautiful.
I got a clear head pumped up forthe BBQ.
Nellie's excited. Hi Nellie.
Although the cats the cats were the cats were not happy with the
cleaning crew today. They they've never experienced
the cleaning crew. It did not go well.
What the what do you what do youbeen doing at the house that you
had to hire a full on cleaning crew to to come in?

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It's been shitting with the dooropen.
What are you? Well, yeah, yeah, I know that
you got to clear the forest out of the.
Bathroom. I suppose so, you know no?
We never really had a deep cleaning since we moved in and
because we're always working like the last thing I want to do
is fucking spend like couple hours like cleaning the whole

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fucking house. I.
Got you. Right, so we just decided like
before the BBQ, you and Al are coming to stay like let's just
try and make this as enjoyable as possible for everybody so I
don't have to fucking we don't have to come home and fucking
move all the furniture in the living room and, you know, go
and do mommy's bathroom and clean up all the dirt.
Like let's just fucking pay somebody to come and just

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fucking one fell swoop. Like and like the people that
used to live here, smokes are like all like in the bedroom,
like all the way towards the topof the ceiling.
You can kind of still see like alittle nicotine residue.
So it was just like shit that wejust never got around to doing.
Like they fucking deep cleaned the fucking kitchen.
Like the house looks fucking great now.
But the cats did not, did not like it.

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And I tried to, I was out on thesun porch and doing stuff in the
yard kind of out of their way. And the kitten, Natasha, she
came out on the porch. She was not liking it, so I went
inside and I was like, hey, are you guys done upstairs?
And they're like, yeah, I'm likeall right, I will bring her
upstairs. So I cradled her and I got about

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6 steps in the house and she's all people she didn't know and
she wanted to go but I wasn't letting her go.
And at that point she was so scared that she scratched the
shit out of my chest and she peed all over me.
That's what I do too when you pick me up.
So it works out how many, how many battle axes?
And what was the charge? I was, there was 2 battle axes

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and a man. OK, so 3 people and they were
here from about 2:50 and it was about $650 plus tax.
Jesus, that, no, that ain't bad,bro.
That ain't bad. No man.
They're charging all different kind of prices out there.

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I mean he has a decent amount ofhouse so.
Cleaned everything in the house except for Mommy's bedroom and
her playroom. Her playroom.
Well, that's what she. That's why now you got me
curious, what does mommy have inher playroom?
Very intrigued by this cause I've stayed there a couple of
Times Now multiple days and I haven't heard of mommy's

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playroom. Is it similar?
Is it like into a Playhouse? I don't know.
That's what she calls it, man. Mommy taking those stock boys up
to the Playhouse? No, Mommy's got apparati hanging
from the ceiling. No.
Does she call it the Clitter Box?
Writing that down. Do you leave mommy alone?

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No. It's just a room where she,
like, she watches TV and she does her arts and crafts and she
plays her fucking switch. Whatever.
Skin, flute and tropical ones. No, you're talking about the
Botanical Garden. No, that would be the bathroom.
Funny guy, but I'm pumped, man. I'm pumped for the BBQ, I'm

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pumped for everybody to be here and I'm pumped for fucking
Kate's Corner. Oh, you are.
Well, not as excited as Tony. Oh yeah.
Why does it always come to me? It's Kate's show, I mean.
It's my show. Kate, how are you?

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I'm good. It's BBQ season, baby.
I'm great. I can't wait.
Kate will be there on Sunday. Oh, I will be there this
weekend. I I, I don't have to tell Matt
this, but you, if you haven't seen me like at Matt's just like
watching a pay-per-view. I make myself so at home
whenever Matt's I'm just like I curl up on the couch like a

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child. Matt's always like bring what
you want to drink. I'm just pulling things from the
fridge. I every time I go over, I'm
like, I don't need to bring anything.
I always end up having somethingout of Matt's fridge.
I love it. And BBQ season is the best
season because I also get to seelike I'll get to CHK.
I'm assuming right you're coming.
I'll be there. Of course I'll be there.
It's a great time I'm. Excited.
I gotta, I gotta ask if you've been there, you make yourself at

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home. You've been there probably more
than I have. Are you familiar with with
Mommy's Playhouse, The Clitter Box?
No, there's just caution tape over it whenever I go.
I don't know. OK, just wondering.
I, I'm, I'm. This is all new to me, so I
figured maybe you'd been, you know.
No, there's. You hear like a faint sound of a
whip coming from in there or something.

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I don't. The volume's up very loud
whenever I'm over. I don't know what that's about,
but. Sounds like a college student in
there. Might be might be, but that in
the the basement I there was some work being done in the
basement which definitely didn'tsound like someone had been
murdered and stuffed in the basement.
Last time I was I was so for fun.

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I'm very excited for for BBQ time baby, it's a good time.
Fuck yeah. What's going on with you fellas?
I'll get to catch up for real onthe weekend, but how are you?
How are we all doing? I'd be better if fucking
#clitter box wasn't in the. Chat.
I'm. Going to pick it up.

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Thank you wife, I love it. Kate, I think, I think, I think
I can speak collectively for thegroup.
I think we're living our best life.
It seems that everybody's like in a good vibe today.
I feel like yeah, we didn't. Have we didn't.
Have any guests cancel? Thanks for showing us.

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Good day. I did.
I did. There was no, none of our, our,
our, our, our, our idols growingup died.
And there's no, no, no hot topicsituations that happened this
week that we need to talk about.So I think everyone's.
Feeling. Good day.

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Nobody would be hanging out by the front door on Sunday.
Or you. First of all, you need to get
your facts straight. It was not the front door.
It doesn't matter. They all laughed.
That's all that matters. Another guy on the show trying
to destroy everybody else's jokes.
Come on, funny man. Just trying to get, just trying

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to Get the facts out there. Go fuck yourself.
Hi, Kate. Hi, Tony.
Hi darling. I heard a rumor Tony's wife is
not coming to the BBQ. Cancel practice.

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Well, I was more, you know, I know how Tony feels about Kate.
Kate's going to be there. Is this really, this is where
you're going now? Funny man is this.
Because of the. Implication.
Is this purposely set up? Yeah.
My son's going to be there too. So huzzah.
I mean, I've played Lego head. He's back to being Lego head.
You want to make fun of that a little bit too?
I can. I played Fortnite with you and

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your son, and you guys do have aweird relationship.
So I was like, you watch it, he watches or you watch him like, I
don't know, I don't. Judge.
Julio wants to know if the frontdoor is anywhere near the
glitter box. No, that's the back door, Julio.
They're separated by a small tank.
Tony, I think you got to study. God, men can never find the

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glitter boxes. You got to study anatomy, buddy.
It's right there. Find it you.
Got fucking Kate hunting. Down, over and over.
Please please. Now he's funny.
Everybody laughing mad now? What else is new?

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That's what we do half the episode anyway.
That's. The way to do it?
Kate I am surprised now. I'm excited that you'll be at
the BBQ, but also there's concern because I tend to throw
a BBQ every time AW does a pay-per-view in another country.
You do. And they typically go about 6

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hours. So will you be showing up when
everybody is left or what is? What is your plan for Forbidden
Door here? I don't know.
Last time I came after the well,someone found the clear box and
I came after that. But I.
I started a look on your face, Tony.
I was awake. I was like, let me just beat
these. Fuckers.

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Last time I came at the end and everybody was like, Gethard was
around and every I know I can't say I arrived.
It's the same implication, just less direct.
Sounds like a Tony stomping. I arrived.
I'm about to arrive. I'm about to arrive.

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Oh. Yeah, that one lady that was on
one time. Why you couldn't play the moon?
You had to go there. Diana arrived.

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That's. What you get for calling me
boring immortalized. What a legend.
He's the best. SO you got there late and and

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people were leaving. Everybody was like people were
leaving, but the people that were hanging out, we're all in a
fantastic mood and a little drunk and like Gethard showed up
and a couple of other people showed up at the at the end and
I was like, this was this was well played by me.
It was very, very chill. I actually got to talk with a
lot of people, but like the people that were there rather

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than it being overwhelming. But then I also missed out on
some people like Tony. But because HK sleeps over, I
got to talk to HK like it was, it was a good time.
It was. A good time.
Tropic AL's going to sleep over.Yes, let's go.
Are you guys doing other fun NewJersey stuff while you're here
or is it just like full steam ahead BBQ wise?

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We are going back to Adam's Tavern for the water service.
Going for water service? OK.
We want to learn about romantic,handsome cows.
And you are really like, you arepushing all your cards in that
the same guy's going to be thereand I think you're going to be
disappointed. No, that guy's not getting
another job anywhere on the planet.

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Adam's Tavern is that man's home.
There you go. It might be Adam.
God, I hope he could very well be at.
His Tavern could be. Hope.
I hope it's closed for a privateevent.
I fucking hope. Good.
If it is, we're going to fuckingPizza Vita.
See what kind of fucking water service they have.

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You can go wherever you want. Maddie takes the freak out.
I ain't drinking from the hose. Yeah, we're, we got, we're going
to Saturday, we're all going to hang out.
We're going to do all sorts of fun stuff.
OK. Right, We're going to go have
lunch, we're going to go to the arcade, we're going to fucking

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jerk each other off where it's going to be great.
No, that's not right. That's Sunday with an audience,
really. And it's fun, huh?
Interesting. I heard we got a weird thing.
Going on here. There we go.
Sorry, Brenda, that was a good line.
That's. OK, well mommy has.
Mommy has room. I don't know about double tea.
Double tips maybe? Jesus.

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This is why I got deep cleaned before the BBQ, you know what I
mean? You got to.
Make sure they do clean. Surfaces.
Oh, did they do your drawers? Did they take them into the
fucking John? Why do you think they were there
till 3? Know what, Kev?
It was 650 for a reason. That's like, no, only do the

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laundry in the Porta Potti, it'sacross the street.
That's going to cost 600. It's normally. 50.
Jersey Cow, Jesse, just the bro stuff Saturday.
Well, for everybody but you. Double T, that's fine by me.

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You do that fucking Pizza Vita, I don't give a shit.
Just negative. Yeah, we're going to have a
great time at the BBQ Monday. I'll take Al and HK to the toy
store. OK, Yeah, there's a new one in
Chatham I want to check out too.So we'll go there first, then
we'll probably go to the Pandora's Box, so And then we
got the live show at T Donks. Rock'n'roll, yeah.

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It's going to be a blast. Nobody's going to watch
Forbidden Door, so that'll be cool.
Which is, you know, look, I've been enjoying AW and I like what
they're doing for Forbidden Door, but I'm not fucking
watching it at my BBQ. There's.
A There's a show every weekend. Like there's something there are

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shows so often that like whenever you put a stake at the
ground, something I'll some showwas going to pop up.
So you got to just live your life.
You got to have fun. It doesn't really feel like a
forbidden door when you look at the card either.
No, I, I think doing this the same time as the G1 is something
they'll never do again would be my guess.

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Like I'm not someone that for forbidden door, Like I'm not a
where's the story person for those shows.
Cause to me it's the idea is that it's an All Star game.
So I'm, I'm not like I'm gettingZach and Nigel.
I'm the happiest little Christmas tree there ever was.
But when both world title matches are just AW talent, I, I

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feel like they did kind of hamstring themselves on that.
I, I feel like the most, the heaviest lift of a wrestling
tournament for one company happening the same time is is
just not the way to go. So hopefully they won't do that
again for next year. Because the other thing is,
realistically with the G1, not everyone is going to be like in

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wrestling shape after that. People are getting we saw game
kids going to be OK, but he got injured very early in it.
Tanahashi has no knees. I I don't know if they were
originally setting up a program with him and Fletcher, but
obviously he's a part of this cage match where he can be well
protected and do cool stuff. So I'm excited because I think
all the matches will be fine andI get why people are frustrated

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with the lack of builds, but I Iwant builds to 99% of my pay per
views. I don't give a shit with For Ben
and Door because I feel like thespirit of it is just very much
your best, my best kind of thing.
That also makes it not time sensitive.
If you're having a giant BBQ with a bunch of people over,
like you can just check that outwhenever.
So like it, it is what it is at this point.

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But but yeah, that'll it. It should be a fun show.
It should be a fun show if you are looking for an easy watch I
think. But there are things like we've
had this tag title tournament, which is leading to the FDR bro
dildo thing and the winter wrestling The Hurt Syndicate.

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And the Hurt Syndicate is still kind of lingering in the MJF
story. And MJF is, you know, he got
tricked in the cashing in his thing against Adam Page.
And that's an interesting story.And Tony Storm and Athena and
and there's all these things that you feel like.
Should mean more and they're kind of just on like this, like

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swerve and Okada. Sure, I don't know.
It's just a we, it's just a we. Like the idea of forbidden door
is great, but but I think now it's like passe, like we did it,
it was cool, but let's like justmove on.
Just call it something else. Call it fucking the wackos and
Wembley or whatever the fuck youwant to call it.
Call it anything but Forbidden Door because I feel like you're

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only fucking from an indoor match.
Is the four way for the AEWTBS Championship?
I think it's tricky too when like right now there are
wrestlers that are just just have contracts at both
companies, right? And there there's so many people
in AE W that have New Japan history extremely recently.
So it it doesn't feel like unless you're going to make that

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the story every year and it doesfeel like the concept's gotten
kind of worn out. I do appreciate that there are
stakes on this card and that there are things that I think
could change. Like I, I think it's possible
you could see Athena win. I think it's possible you could
see swerve win. But I, I do, I agree with you
that like the, the first one or two, it was like this kind of

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holy shit moment. And now we're kind of in this
place where it's like, well, everybody is working with
everyone a little bit. Like they, they do Russell
dynasty and then they do the onethat's after Russell Kingdom
that basically has the same name.
Like there's, there's, there's so many, so much cooperation
that the forbiddenness of it is not so forbidden.
It's not like the glitter box. It's, it's a completely

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different type of thing. So I feel like I, I agree with
you on that. I, I'm very excited about like
the I, I like what they're doingwith MJF in general right now.
And I think that people forget how good the story with him and
Hangman Page was before Hangman Page regained the title.

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So I feel like that's a little bit of a sleeper match, largely
because everyone forgets that MJF is really good at the
wrestling part every single time.
But like MJF stories I feel likeusually start with like TP gets
slightly more sincere, goes for the jugular.
The feud with Paige, he hated him from this the second he got

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on the mic. And I love how like deep seated
and personal that got. And now I I feel like it's gone
a long way in making Hangman feel like the ace of the
company. Whereas before, like everybody
calls him the main character, tome this this time around he just
has like a little bit more of a champion feel about him.
Like he, he feels like the guy. And I feel like with everything

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MJF has going on right now, including Happy Gilmore 2
promotion, I I they don't they're so bad at umbrella
angles. Like.
We learned that twice last year.But this?
Focus on MJF being in like 5 different stories at once has
gone sneaky well I feel like andI'm I'm so intrigued by it.
I think they're doing a good jobwith it.

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Yeah, I was. Really.
I don't know if Handsome Kevin watched Dynamite, but I know
Brundo did. Oh yeah, I fucking love the open
the Dynamite with MGF and Adam Page.
And I love the story where Adam Page beat MGF at his own game in
terms of talking him into cashing in his casino gauntlet

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match for Forbidden Door. And just there's something about
Adam Page's delivery in this particular promo where he's
like, Hey, dumb ass, like, do you know how Seabiscuit ends?
Like he wins stupid like, and just like it's like B it's it's
you're kind of watching MGF's Kingdom crumble, right?

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He works his way into the Hertz indicate he wins the casino
gauntlet. He feels like he's got big Bob
and Shelton Benjamin behind him and MVP.
And then because he can't get out of his usual routine where
it's me, me, me, he is now costumes he cost himself the
hurts in the kitten hat, them having his back.

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Now he has fallen into Adam Page's trap.
You're just kind of slowly watching it deteriorate.
And I I'm kind of I'm enjoying it.
I know a couple weeks ago it wasdown on the MJF promos because
they're very, a lot of them are the same.
But this just feels different. And some Kevin's laughing
because it's another turn, another quick turn by old Double

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T. Well.
Yeah, God forbid he turns on something he enjoys.
Two weeks. I feel like with MJF it, it does
get redundant because so much ofhis character to me is he's
deeply insecure. So like you get weeks and weeks
of him just being a defensive piece of shit and then when it's

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time to go for the jugular, you're like fucking few do it
better when you get to that point.
And there's such a juxtapositionwith him and Adam Page where I
feel like Adam Page just went through his redemption arc and
he redeemed himself through a bunch of friendships and by
being vulnerable. And the last thing MJF will do
is be vulnerable. And he could be going out of

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redemption arc right now, but he's destroying all his
friendships in the process. So they've like really kind of
quietly in the background developed like this, this very
Ying and Yang dynamic with them.And Matt, we were talking about
this before. You said it was giving you like
these Flair Sting vibes. And I said that's so funny
because I, when watching the Mark Briscoe feud, felt I was

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there was so much flare and Dusty and I I love that that
series of matches like I always go to flare and Dusty too for
some reason. But you had like this every man
proud to be a redneck, like relatable to the people guy.
And you had the like the Dick wearing a suit.

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Talk about how rich he was. And I, I love that you and I
came to the same conclusion of like the archetype of who he is
because he is like, he has the thing with Mystico going on
right now. He has this going on with Adam
Page. He has the hurt Syndicate stuff,
He has the Briscoe stuff. And the way cleaner than they

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normally do, really tied the stuff together to create a
character arc through several different stories that have all
made sense. And it, it felt sneaky the way
that they did it. It was kind of like, oh, all of
this coalesced at once. So he's also killing it in
Mexico, like there's just nobodygetting heel heat like him
there. And he's made all these cities

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while genuinely like promoting Happy Gilmore too, that he's
he's been on planes more than he's been in rings.
That guy. So I know AE WS very happy with
that. I know CMLL is very happy with
it, but we haven't seen they were so bad at the Death Rider
story and the EVP story going into Blood and Guts.
Some some of that was injury ridden but the umbrella stuff

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doesn't work for them. Somehow when it's zoned in on
one guy they've really made it work.
So I I agree with you. I thought Hangman Page was
pretty brilliant I would say too.
It was it was good stuff. Good to see MJF get goaded into
giving up his title shot there. Have any of you guys seen Happy
Gilmore 2? Not yet.
Yeah, thoughts, gentlemen? I'd like to hear what you think.

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I didn't see it. I don't have 0 desire to see it.
It I thought I laughed a lot more than I thought I would.
It absolutely goes off the fucking rails, but it definitely
over delivered than what I was expecting and it definitely had
some good parts in it. Bad Bunny was fucking phenomenal

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throughout the whole thing. I got to say he was the
highlight, but it was it was an enjoyable watch, but maybe not a
watch I'll go back for again. Yeah, I kind of, I kind of agree
with that. This is exactly what I expected.
A lot of shit that just, they just kind of squeezed in.
It kind of seemed like off the cough.
And I think Becky Lynch did a better job than NJF.

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She was in there, Although Bad Bunny did steal the show.
Bad Bunny was very funny. Yeah.
And it was another excuse for Adam Sandler to put his entire
family in. So that's becoming like a thing
that he does. MJFI would put him somewhere
around the Hulk Hogan. Maybe Jesse Ventura's end of the

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acting spectrum, but he did an OK job.
Do you want to see a Santa with muscles recast with MJF?
No, because I wouldn't want to watch Santa with muscles again.
To my That was my That was my Christmas movie for many years
and not my younger years also. Isn't Mila Kunis in that if I

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recall a very like a 7 year old Mila Kunis I think isn't.
Yeah, no interest in seven-year olds of any.
Yeah, there'll be somebody interested later.
Here here, here, here he comes. Fucking cheese its glore.
Oh bucks arriving You, you just said a seven-year old girl.
Of course Bucks arriving, he's on his fucking scooter.

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Wait, wait, she's Lux arriving? That's kind of the problem.
I'm. Arrived.
He's he's leaving and it usuallyinvolves a tied up child.
See. Always too far, man.

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Oh, is it too far? He's in fucking prison.
He's not in prison for being a stand up guy.
You think his band says the? Issue is Matt going too far as
much as him going too far. I think that's probably the big
problem, but. Yeah, see there he.
Is obviously. I was He's arrived in prison

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numerous times. Of course.
There were several charges. That's some kind of fucking
euphemism, too. He's arrived.
Wow, late to the party there, huh?
Gee, hey, there goes Matt Late Lesnar in the house.

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It took you long enough? Yeah, that's.
What She said. Kate.
What do you got going on in the world of Miss Kate Fave?
I'm so tired, but I'm doing stuff on my own YouTube channel
account that you can check out. I have a a video tomorrow of NXT
main roster hand off analysis like things that have failed,

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things that they've done well, mostly bad.
They have not done great with NXT hand offs outside of Tiffany
Stratton and brown breaker. And then I have like a a Next up
AEW video of people to to keep an eye on are people that should
be secondary focus is kind of asas we're moving along this year
for AW. So plenty, plenty, plenty on my

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YouTube channel. And then I'm at Fight Club too
much most days of the week. You can check me out there.
You're fantastic, Kate. How's the mark order going?
Are they still a thing? Still a thing, still rocking and
rolling. One of us is out, like every
week this summer. That's just where we've been at.
But we all still like each otherand we're all still doing it.

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So we're we're happy campers. But yeah, every Wednesday, you
can check us out on the mark order on this very network.
Thank you. So yeah, 10:15-ish We
rock'n'roll. What a professional case.
Get my plug somewhere I can. We put you over.
Every time we throw to the commercial break we do, I'm

(31:58):
like, listen, you got to hear. You got to see Matt dance for
Becca. It's a whole thing.
We we, we always do. Rumor has it if you subscribe to
the Patreon, somebody else apparently has some dancing
moves. There you go.
Just so you know, you got to listen to the Patreon Patreon

(32:20):
bonus shows to find out which wizard maybe took dancing class
to help with his footwork. There you go.
Sounds like. Quite an experiment that might
be, but we'll. I like Kate, I like when you're
on because like the the views like are all over the place.

(32:41):
People TuneIn to see Kate. They're all over the place,
meaning like they TuneIn and then I start talking and they
leave or yeah, it's a. Real roller coaster.
It's a real roller coaster. Ride.
They're like, why aren't they talking about Buck Zoomhoff?
I'm out of here. Why not?
Why not talk? About Why wouldn't we be talking
about Buck Zumhoff in this day and age?

(33:02):
Right. Look, if we're going to talk
about the creeps that are in wrestling now, we need to go
back to the forefather. So, or like the Ogs of creeps.
Classic creeps. Yeah, you know, look, the four
horsemen of old man creeps like Buck Zumhoff, he's a kid
toucher. Dick Murdoch, He was in the
fucking Klu Klux Klan, right? Yeah, who else?
We got Jimmy Del Rey. Rest in peace.

(33:25):
He was a. No, he was good at the rape.
Oh. Grizzly Smith.
Oh God, Grizzly Smith, the fucking Godfather showing up.
With the seven-year olds at his.Daughters the Mount Rushmore we
need we need the. No.
No, we do not need. This.
No, but hear me out. It's the Mount Rushmore of oh
God damn it when you find out. Like when you fucked out someone

(33:48):
you really liked is a fucking piece of shit.
Oh no. Matt Rushmore of wrestling
disappointments. There you go.
Everybody else is like, oh, my favorite of four tag teams of
all time. No, that's the.
That's. The Mount Rushmore we need.
Be the Mount Rushmore of scrubbed episodes from the.
I was going to say of scrubbed guests from the show,

(34:10):
unfortunately. Wow, Tropicale says Diana
definitely tunes out. I can't wait to see you
Saturday, buddy. I'm.
Blocked. She's like she's on.
I'm out. Kate needs to roast Diana.
I'm surprised we haven't had a Diana Kate throw down.
I'm not. She's like, oh, this girl's on.
I'm tuned out. I'm not bothering.

(34:33):
Six weeks so we can make it happen, maybe.
Diana should be at the BBQ. I tried.
Believe me, I tried. If you were like, Diana's going
to be there. I'm like, I don't give a shit
what time. Forbidden doors.
Oh, I'll be there before. I'll be there after.
I don't care if Diana's there. I'm there.
I. Tried that, I tried Kate.

(34:54):
It wasn't for lack of trying. I.
Appreciate you guys and I'll seeyou guys.
I'm so excited. Yes, Who's that?
All right. Who is it?
This fucking wrong job. Oh boy Kate, it's always a
pleasure. Of course Kate is around the
horn on fightful and on Wednesday nights with the with

(35:15):
the Gentleman of the Mark Order and I.
We will see you Sunday. I know I'm looking forward to it
fellas. Have a great rest of the show
and I'll try not to cancel as a guest.
I tried to show up. And we appreciate.
You. I love you, Kate.
See you this weekend. See you Kate.
That's Kate. You follow Kate at Miss Kate

(35:36):
Fabe. She's doing great things over at
Feifel with the mark order. So check her out, follow her,
support her, and if you tune in for Kate, stay for the Wizards
and hit that subscribe button. If you're watching on YouTube,
please. It's funny, I was so Kate gave
me some little insider information like Twitter doesn't
like when you post a link because that means you click the

(35:57):
link and you leave Twitter. So they want people to stay like
on their platform. So now every time somebody
follows us, I send them like, hey, thanks for following the
Wizards. There's lots of ways you can
support us. The easiest way to subscribe to
our YouTube and I send them a link.
So somebody was like, oh, cool, you know, like, can you follow
us back? I was like, yeah, no problem.
They're like, where you would do, like, raunchy humor and

(36:19):
stuff. And I'm like, Buck Zoomhoff is a
weekly appearance on that. And they were like, oh,
unfollow. And the numbers went down.
So, handsome cat, I got to know.Did you go back to Dynamite this

(36:41):
week? I did.
You did because I saw you kind of when we were talking about,
or at least when I was talking about how much I enjoyed MGF and
Adam Page. You kind of do one of these.
Yeah. Yeah.
I didn't. I didn't stay.
I didn't stay for the, the fucking, the whole damn show.
I didn't. Oh, when did you?
Leave. Right after God was it Queen

(37:04):
Queen? No, I caught Stokely and Cope,
Cope. And that was that was enough for
me. After that, Yeah.
You did not enjoy the reunite, Reunite, reunite, reunite.
Didn't enjoy the reunite, the reunion with with Christian.

(37:28):
It's not that I didn't I, it's not that I didn't like.
That you know. What I mean, I it's not that
that was the problem. The problem was that we had at
that point what, three matches? We're three matches in.
Yes, yes. And after every fucking match
there was bullshit after the match.
Every single one. That's the part that got me.
I went, all right, I've I've seen enough for today and I

(37:48):
moved on. Interesting.
All right, yeah. I mean, like it's every match,
man. The every fucking like the first
three matches, every single match afterwards they're doing
after extracurricular bullshit. I was like, you know what?
I've I've, I've, I've seen enough.
I've seen enough for for today. I'm gonna, I'm gonna move on.
I'm gonna move on. Adam Page.
MGFII enjoyed that. That was fine.

(38:10):
Adam Page. Just a lot of yelling.
A lot of yelling. You don't just have to yell to
get your point across. He's a mox, mox.
Kevin Knight didn't give a flying fuck about a lot of slabs
in that ladies match. Didn't didn't mind that at all.
Didn't mind that slabs, you knowYeah CM the crack meet rack

(38:33):
slabs yeah, I do like slabs, butthat's a.
Butt holes. Not the hole, Yeah, yeah, I was.
I did slabs. I was looking at Alex Windsor's
gear and I'm like, that's her whole fucking ass is just
fucking out. Yeah, I wasn't.

(38:54):
I wasn't opposed to it. At the same time, I'm not, I'm
not 100% that Statlander and Windsor aren't the same person.
Not 100% on that. They're not.
They look exactly. They look exactly the same.
One bangs Will Osprey. One bangs Caleb Conley.
They look the same. They look nothing alike.
They're they're probably the same person.

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Chris Daller is covered in tattoos.
She's. Probably also half of, you know,
like half. Of water than her half.
Of. What Brundle fly Jesus got to
mute yourself he's so uncomfortable.

(39:39):
Can we, can we, can we all agreeat this point that Mercedes,
there's absolutely 0 return on investment on that one.
Wait now. You admit this.
No, I I've been saying it the entire time, but like there's
there's there's she gets the theshe definitely gets Tony, I
texted you this. She she gets the Monet pop,
which is absolutely fucking zeroreaction whatsoever.

(40:01):
Nobody gives a shit about her. There's a what's what was the
return on that investment? There's there's absolutely none.
She's got 7 independent belts and a belt from Mexico, right?
Amanada Amanada. I like her, she ain't bad, not
too much. There's a lot to like there.
Yeah. Chocolate kisses rule no.
Oh, but they said that was it. Dino Bravo.
Did chocolate. I was like, what the?

(40:23):
Fuck, are you talking about DinoBravo has chocolate kisses,
right? No, no, Taz corrected him.
I was like this is this is. Not this is.
Not right. This is an unacceptable
behavior. It was.
It was from from what I watched.I wasn't like I wasn't
aggravated the entire time, which is is a step up from
normal. I don't give a shit about Moxley

(40:44):
and and fucking Kevin Knight Death Riders Darby who gives a
it means to an end. It's all getting to this fucking
lights out steel cage match. Yeah.
Lights out steel cage match. I didn't.
I don't name it dude. I'm just telling you what it is.
But between who who's who's in the cage?
It's it's odd, bro. It's bruv the golden lovers,

(41:07):
Tana Hasho. Tana Hasho in a cage match.
Well, yeah, they're I've got. To hire him somehow.
He's 8000 years old, somebody socks them and he can take a 15
minute nap. Against what I say, Golden
lovers Dobby, Tana, Hasho and Osprey.
Against Claudio, Moxley, the Bucks and Gabe Kid.

(41:29):
I thought. I thought Moxley's crew was
breaking up. It's getting there little.
Seeds. Little.
Seeds every week, you know like on collision I believe Moxley
hit UDA or vice versa and. I was throwing out some little
seeds during the woman's match. Hard to believe.

(41:54):
Jesus man, take it easy. 'Cause you're fucking. 15 years
old, what's the fucking problem?Why are we talking about kids so
much tonight? Stop it.
Jesus double. T.
What the fuck? Oh geez, you went little seeds
with that? I didn't go there.

(42:16):
I had little seeds, but it was Caesar's 'cause I cook it, I
make it to cheese. And I cook the pizza.
I enjoy dynamite I caught so I'mlike a week behind on collision,
So I watched collision last week.

(42:36):
I'm not going to get we don't. I'm not one.
I thought Kyle Fletcher, Big Tommy, she was great having the
human potatoes back. Yeah.
Having fucking Paul Walker Houser sitting on commentary for
that collision last week. Oh my God.
Oh the guy from MLW? Yeah he was on the promoting
some fucking show. Bad Dog Wolf.

(42:59):
Wolf. Wolf yet it I.
Knew there. Was something else.
I wanted to say dynamite but I can't remember dynamite.

(43:20):
I do want to ask this though, all right?
Everyone is like, oh, fucking these guys are leaving.
AW, they're going to fucking WWE.
Good for them. Better opportunity.
Can we all agree the fucking PENTA story is fucking dumb?
He's in a feud over a fucking $12,000 hat with somebody from
the New Day. Come on.
Yeah, he should just borrow somemoney from one of those people

(43:42):
that wins the $100,000 match. Pay it off, maybe, at least.
That would make sense. Yeah, he's never going to win it
on that show. Like you, you can, you can fly
your fucking flag right? At least HK shows his work why
he's not enjoying AW. But you can't sit there and be
like Oh well this makes sense. Like Penta went from being like

(44:04):
in like tag team main events to fucking feuding with Xavier
Woods over a fucking hat. Wait, was that the sombrero?
Yeah. The one that he was wearing at
ringside when he was telling Michael Cole to kiss his hand.
Yeah. It looks fucking bad ass on
Penta. It does.
It looks right on Penta. But it's the gigantic song.
Oh, yeah, right. Yeah.
Yeah. He threw it at him and it looked

(44:25):
like freaking Kung Lao from Mortal Kombat.
So the Mexican guy loses his sombrero to the black guys that
are on the roster. Do you, do we not see what's
wrong here? Like, what are we doing?
Vince's fucking handprints are still all over the WWE.
Come on. They're all over a bunch of
things there. Double T.

(44:46):
When does the New Day start coming out and saying money?
Money. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, what the fuck are we doing?
Hey, hey, hey. It's crime time, everybody.
yo-yo, yo. Just saying, you know, I'm just
saying. I mean, I don't you know, I
don't give a fuck it away, but it's a stupid story.

(45:07):
Oh come on, Brett Hart got his fucking jacket stolen by a
pirate. What the fuck?
I know. And the repo man took fucking
Macho Man's hat. But it's funny he took the
Tonkas fucking and IRS took the Tonkas headdress because he
didn't pay his fucking taxes. And there's consequences for
being a foreigner in this country.
Pro wrestling, it's supposed to be stupid and fun.
Like why is like why is it OK inWWE but not OK in EU?

(45:31):
Right down. There's consequences for
foreigners in this country. I think that.
I think that's in the running with Clitter Box honestly.
There's a bunch. Right, Kate, who was just here.
Raw hasn't ended. Raw hasn't ended.
Not in a DQ since July 14th. We are watching WWE. 2 Kate is

(45:56):
Hey, yeah. Did she say she wasn't?
I don't so that's and again, I'mI'm not defending that.
I, I, I won't defend Rod ending in the DQ that you know that
that many times, but it wasn't aDQ in three matches to start the
show. You know what I mean?
Like there, there, there is somedifference to it and and again,

(46:17):
I I hate, I hate the DQ finish to end the show.
I hate it, but like to give me the bullshit after the first,
the same exact bullshit after the first three matches.
It's it's it's it's, it's too much for me.
But I think both companies are giving us the bullshit.
I just don't understand why one is magnified so much more.
You know, so I'll give you Raw from this week.

(46:38):
How it started. Don Mysterio and Grande
Americano beats AJ Styles and Dragon Lee.
No chance in hell that didn't end with a little bullshit
before it ended. Sami Zane, Sami Zane, Rousseff
DQ Roxanne Perez defeats EO Sky.Definite bullshit in that match.

(47:00):
So that's the first three matches of Raw that last week.
Wait, definite bullshit? What do you mean definite?
Bullshit. Roxanne with Raquel.
There's no way Raquel didn't getin there and.
OK, what? Not HK If we're if we're playing
the betting game, I bet you dollars to Donuts when the heels
won those matches, they cheated.And what do heels do HK?
They cheat. Thank you.

(47:21):
Yep. So there you go.
There, there's your big fat difference.
And was there? Was there a giant fucking throw
down afterwards where everybody got involved?
Same as a match there was. Yeah, I guarantee you there
because Sheamus probably got involved, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, he definitely. I don't remember.
Well, Sheamus and Rusev are likereally just murdering each

(47:41):
other. And anytime Sheamus is murdering
somebody and they're murdering him back, it's awesome.
Do we not remember the fucking Drew McIntyre Gunther three-way
with Shamer? Oh.
That was fucking great. Sheamus gets down and dirty with
the fucking bruising. He's like fit Finley, man.
It's fucking awesome. Especially when the other guy's
willing to play and they play. It's fucking so great.

(48:05):
I already missed going through. I want him back.
He'll be back having a isn't he having nasal surgery?
Is that why he's out and he was supposed to bleed blade by the
nose, but he didn't. That's the that was the haps
this week. I just want them back gives me
gives me clean finishes. I just I just great matches.
That's that's what I want back. Imagine he imagine he comes back
and he's got a James Bond accentinstead of the fucking German

(48:28):
accent because they fucking workon them.
They fuck them all up. No, I'm.
I'm back to. I'm back to get my championship.
Ellen. I'm back to get on your mother.
Trebek. You like Connery Bond, huh?

(48:49):
The worst of them all. Not the worst, but wow.
Really. Connery Bond?
The worst. Not the worst, not the worst.
I caught myself. Don't worry.
Who's the worst? It's probably Timothy Dalton,
really. Maybe George Lazenby.
All right, see, that's, that wasthe common answer.
But yeah, yeah, it's between thetwo.
I mean, Dalton's body of work wasn't huge, so it's hard to

(49:11):
really, you know, give label himthe worst.
Lazenby only had two. So that's also a small body of
work. But I thought he only was in one
movie. Dalton was in one, Lazenby had
two. Interesting.
I I do. I do like Daniel Craig's
portrayal. Yeah, he did a great job.
You know what's funny is I was actually one of the guys that

(49:32):
signed the petition to not have Daniel Craig be Bond.
They had a petition. I signed it because I wanted I
wanted to Pierce forever. Do you do you hear this?
Double TI hear it. All right.
We were sending we were sending pen pal letters to other
wrestling fans that we found in Pro Wrestling Illustrated and HK
signing petitions to fuck DanielCraig out of a job.

(49:55):
Got to be passionate, man. I guess everybody's got their
passion. Damn Skippy.
But I think the big news out of the WWE this week was Triple
Mania. Yeah, maybe.
NAO, NAO, do you think Naomi's got a baby in her?

(50:16):
That's what I texted you guys last week.
I know, but she's going to make some.
They fucking been dragging this shit out.
She was going to be big man podcast, they're going to have a
big announcement and then she she just talked about fucking
walking out with Mercedes one night and now Monday night raw
she's got a big announcement. You think she's pregnant or
she's her fucking announcement is she fucking can do whatever
she wants, whatever I do what I want.

(50:42):
Like if she's pregnant she wrestled 2 weeks ago so which
means she found out like right after.
Like do they? This is a maybe this is a silly
question. Does WWE do physicals before the
shows? I can't imagine they do them
every week. There's like blood.
Work would be. The only way you would find out
like you wouldn't find out from a physical.
I mean, you're in a maybe she was puking after the show and

(51:04):
decided like, hey, let me, I don't know why let me pee on the
stick. Wait, was Hulk pregnant?
He hasn't been on since maybe. We're having a baby.
I don't know, you think? I.
Don't know, man, I think I said this in the group text too.

(51:26):
Like it's kind of like, I guess you know, you never really think
about it, right? Because when we were growing up,
like women's wrestling wasn't asfeatured on TV, right?
Like we had like Lolani Kai and Sherry, but like, you know, we
you get a Wonder Blaze match advertised for pay-per-view and
then it would get bumped and it would end up on like fucking WF

(51:47):
Mania and Todd Pettengale would be like, now we're going to go
to the ladies like something goofy.
So nobody gave a shit now. Like, I don't know, man.
Like the companies you know they're going to strap you up.
And. I guess like.
I don't know. You have to kind of put like
your family on a hold, like, I don't know, like where's the

(52:09):
balance, right? She knows she's going to be the
champion. Like maybe Jimmy shouldn't be
smashing if she's going to be the champion or at least, you
know, pull out or put on a rubber or something.
Big guy. Yeah.
I mean, there's there's enough ways to avoid it in the times we
live in now. Like, I mean, maybe that's what
they wanted. I look, I get it.
I just, I don't like, I don't know, man.

(52:32):
Like where's the do you think she's mad because she got
knocked up? Like here she is.
She got this awesome cash in on on this great woman's revolution
pay-per-view, great summer Slam match.
She's going to clash in Paris. She's supposed to clash with
Stephanie McCourt. Like, and now, like if she comes
on Raw tonight and she's pregnant, like she's gone and
then she's gone for like a year,right?

(52:52):
Yeah. Probably, at least, yeah.
Momentum. Yeah, I mean, this happened to
Becky Lynch, and she came back and, you know, Yeah, but like.
She came back a really long timeafterwards though.
Yeah, and her momentum kind of felt like it was gone.
Then again though, she's it's not like she's getting any
younger. So can she really put off

(53:13):
another year? I mean, can she put off another
year not having a kid or something like that?
Just Brendo Fly. That battle axe ain't getting
any younger, is she? Nope.
He's not wrong though. Like that.
That women's division is loaded,Julia.
Well, only one of them that we know of, allegedly.

(53:34):
Yeah, 1's got the bloodline in Yurto right now.
Oh my God, that kids already doing fucking jumps off the
fucking top rope. Climbing, climbing through the
intestines like the ring ropes and shit.
He's going to fly. He's going to fly out of there
in the delivery room with the Samoan splash.
See 2 little hands go up with the fucking.
I love using her abdomen. You're.

(53:54):
Like. What the fuck is this?
Here I come brother. Snook I guess fucking plops out
on the floor and starts doing that fucking dumb Samoan dance
music used. To do all those on the 10 jumps
right back up. Throws all the women down the
fucking into a valley. Only second ovary brother

(54:20):
doctors. Like we don't have to cut the
umbilical cord and the baby's just swinging wearing like the
fucking falafel or whatever the fuck.
It's called. Falafel.
It's around its neck and the bigis won't you touch my wolf?
Falafel, Falafel, falafel falafel.

(54:44):
Good luck spelling that one. Fuck that, I wrote something
like down like that that'll. Be fun all the way That's the
that's the fucked other thing about the show like we get
fucking we get a diamond in the 1st 4 minutes and the next thing
you know the vault opens. If we couldn't get it, we didn't
think it would get any better. And all the jewels start just

(55:06):
flying in. Yeah, fucking spell that Spotify
Falopa. Harry is that Harry is.
It was rough going for a while. I'm so glad you fucking pulled
it out of the gutter. That was a fucking amazing line.

(55:28):
Was it really rough going? Oh, boy.
Yeah. Early on it was.
Oh, early. Yeah.
I think we were trying to do hard when Kate was getting on
the show. I was hard, all right?
Oh yeah. Kate's on Wednesdays 10/15.
Yeah. To the glitter box.

(55:49):
Meanwhile at the clitter. Box.
It's a lot. There's no pals.
It's all splats, splats, splats.Maybe an OH for two?

(56:16):
If we find out Naomi's status during the podcast, we maybe
we'll talk about it again. I don't know.
Oh God, are we watching raw? And I got the Twitter, I always
have Twitter open. So I usually just people just
will put it up there. But Brundo, she's.
Handsome. Handsome Kevin.
Shit. He was.
He was very. I feel like we ended the show

(56:38):
last week. He was down in the dumps because
Triple mania, 9:00 Eastern, 8:00Central.
Yeah. And then he started his day off
with a mojito from his favorite Honduras restaurant.
And I thought, I didn't think hewas making it.
Oh yeah, I made. It of course I made it.
But you made it to Triple Mania on YouTube.

(57:00):
How did you feel? So I, I enjoyed it, it, it, like
I said last week, it kind of, itkind of fills that void of where
I used to be able to watch AAA or CMML on, on Mundoz.
And I, I would watch it with theSpanish commentary and I, I
think. I'm pretty good.
I can kind of. Decipher what they're saying in
Spanish. So having these these events

(57:22):
show up every, every so often onon YouTube is perfect for me.
It's a different, it's a different style.
It's a different presentation. I and I really, really enjoy
being able to watch those shows.The Copa, there was there was
some some some shockers in the Copa I did not see coming.
Could have done without Conan telling every that every fucking

(57:44):
person's a legend. Oh my God, every everybody.
Didn't I text that to the group too?
Yeah, sure did. Yeah.
I didn't expect to see Omas there and to to his credit, it's
as good as I've seen him move inthe ring.
Like he, he looked, he looked good in the ring.
So good for good for Omas. I I mean, he wasn't, you know,

(58:07):
he wasn't flying around like Hakushi or anything like that,
But for as good as I've seen himlook and, and he ended up
winning very funny look a littleback and forth between him and
Microman, which when you saw when you saw Omas and Microman
both in the ring, you knew what was going to happen.
But I thought they did a really good job.
It was it was a funny spot, the match of the night, definitely

(58:27):
Wagner versus El Masayas like that was it.
It was fucking great, like really good job by by both guys
in that match. The the the tag match It was.
It was pretty good. I did laugh about Di Monito like
that, made me chuckle, but at the same time, go ahead.
Do you know? How much they're selling those
fucking things for on WWE. 100 bucks, 100 bucks a tug,

(58:49):
Believable. Yep.
A hundred 100 bucks a tug. Yep.
Now I I might have to get Dimonito on the show.
I didn't I didn't love like that.
Didn't seem to play into like Finn's character.
And I'm still not sure if if Mr.Iguana is so fucking dumb, it's

(59:09):
brilliant or just so fucking dumb.
It's it's a superstar Jimmy. I'm not sure quite yet.
It was it was all right. Lolo looked great.
Of course, the tag match wasn't really the tag match wasn't
really for me. I I didn't didn't really care
for the Today's Street Fight kind of type of a deal.
There's some spots that just kind of linger to just I didn't,

(59:31):
I didn't get into the tag match as much.
That's a good match. So, yeah, yeah.
And then? The main event man El Grande
Americano is What about the women's three-way match?
Did you skip the Oh yeah, my bad, my bad.
I skip. No, I didn't skip the three-way
match. I watched the three man match.
That referee seems like he'd be a fit in.
AW he wasn't great, finish was finish was kind of fucking

(59:56):
botched which was disappointing for the work they put in
throughout the match. I think for the most part it was
a pretty good match. I think people getting all up in
arms about we don't need to see Natalia anymore, it's just Natty
now. Like she's got 2 personalities.
It's, it's who she is in WWE versus who she is elsewhere.
I wouldn't mind seeing who she is elsewhere.

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Kind of they throw those type of, of shades into what she does
in WWE. But I think we're getting a
little too carried away at the Internet, you know, go figure.
Well, I know Becky called out Natty for Raw tonight.
Not in Italian, she wants. Natty.
Yeah, and I mean, Natty's, natty's so good.
And I think I think that she's she's been overlooked for
probably the bulk of her career.She she's a fantastic, fantastic

(01:00:42):
performer, great talent. And now she's just kind of
presenting a little bit different, which is is is great.
She's doing a fantastic job. Main main event with hell Grande
Americana. I don't know if there's I don't
know if there's a bigger face onthe entire fucking show, man,
that guy is is unbelievably over.
I think he probably had the biggest pop of the night.

(01:01:02):
The match itself. I'm never going to be a Vikingo
guy. I just I don't see that in the
in the cards for me, but the match thought was pretty good.
I I loved the ending of it 'cause they're they're playing
up obviously Dominic and Vikingo, their little feud
there. So after the the show, after Dom
goes up to the the top of the ramp and he kind of grabs his

(01:01:23):
ear indicating like that. No, no, pop, nobody gives a
shit. Nobody's cheering you like that
was that was fun. But All in all, I, I enjoyed the
watch, man. I enjoyed.
I wish it was on at like 11:00 in the morning, but outside of
that, yeah, it's it was a fun time.
Tony, you kind of made referencethat you watched the first

(01:01:44):
match. Did you see anything else from
Triple Mania? I started, what was the match
right after that? I'm sorry.
That was that was yeah. Wagner Messiahs.
I liked, I liked the Wagner Messiahs match.
I here's here's my big problem. Here's my big problem with the
with the show itself. It just felt too WWE for my

(01:02:12):
liking. It just did like, I feel like
this is supposed to be this supposed to be AAA.
It's supposed to be Mexico. It's supposed to be like their
promotion. Well, like then we get the Dom
and AJ feud feel like filtering in.
Like I get it almost wins the the tournament, but like another
WWE guy wins. You know what I'm saying?
Like judgement day wins. Like, I don't know for for

(01:02:34):
something that should have been a AAA promoted show, I feel like
WWE is in there a little too much, don't you think?
That's, I mean, that has to be by design though now because AAA
is AWWE property and they want to get more eyes with AAA,
obviously. So you bring in your WWE guys
and or do you think it's more like we're trying to get AAA
people to follow WWE? Right.

(01:02:55):
Yeah. Goes both ways.
Well I mean we saw them do it atTNA.
What? Whatever, whatever.
The last. What was the last favorite
Slammiversary? Yeah, yeah, it was all.
Like all the NXTWWE people won. Really, right?
Yep, JCJ. I don't know, I just kind of
feel like that it was a little too much WWE.

(01:03:18):
Like Triplemania supposed to be their WrestleMania, right?
Well, they turned into. They do.
A couple a year now it. Used to be the.
WrestleMania. But now they they do like one
for each town that they go to pretty much.
I don't know, it just it just felt like forbidden door for for
no good reason. Like, I don't know, I get there
were stories that were kind of intertwined, but the stuff that

(01:03:40):
was genuinely there, like the like the the Latin American
title match, I enjoyed that. I didn't watch the women's match
After a while. I was just kind of like when I
saw the the Finn Balor doll, I was like, yeah, yeah.
Nah, I don't know. Finn Balor having a puppet, like
was just, it was just weird to me, you know, out of his

(01:04:00):
character. Yeah.
Why not just be be the demon? That's what I thought at first.
I thought he was going to put the demon like like the mask
like a mask instead of paint because they're in Mexico, but
they put Brando. You see any of this by?
The way I was away this weekend,I didn't see any weekend
wrestling. All right, they put Conan, Not

(01:04:26):
Conan. Conan in the Conan in the Hall
of Fame, Right? He's going Conan.
There you go. They put Conan.
Yeah, Conan. I can say Conan.
You can say Conan. Conan.
They put him in the AAA Hall of Fame, right?
Yep. Weird speech too.

(01:04:49):
I was, I was expecting a little bit more like cheers behind a
speech and I don't know, just wasn't there.
But I think what really caught everybody's attention during
this moment was the fans chanting for Alberto El Patron
and Rey Mysterio, saying that hewill bring him in, wait on him

(01:05:13):
for real. Yes.
So do you so. The fans love them down there.
That that's what I mean. Like if you're WWE, you kind of
maybe have to bring him back. Or was that the plan all along?
Get him out of AAA and bring himinto WWE.
Oof, I hope not. That last comeback for, I mean
that last comeback for him went over like a fart in Church 0.

(01:05:35):
Didn't he answer? He answered Cena's thing.
He was with Dutch Mantel, they was in that stable with Rusev
and Barrett and Sheamus. And I thought that Stable had a
hell of a potential the league of.
Nations. It probably did, but they they
just, they were just fodder for Roman Reigns.

(01:05:57):
Yeah, no, Barrett wound up getting hurt again.
Remember he fucking like dislocated on his elbow or his
shoulder or some shit. Yeah, they kicked him out of it.
Yeah, there was, there was one match like you could see, like
he tumbles out to the floor and he, like he pounds the mat with
his other hand, 'cause he was sopissed off that he got hurt,
'cause he had just, he had just come back at that point.

(01:06:18):
So here's a quote. As of right now, there are no
plans for a Butro El Patron in the US market, but that could
change. The belief is he will return to
AAA soon. You make you make fun of me for
saying Conan, and you just called him El Butro Alberto.
You got it. You kind of did a little more
with the bees again. Oh, sorry, El Butro, you can

(01:06:38):
make fun of me. Go.
Nuts. We'll hear that one again later.
But he actually will. He'll say it.
What? Alberto, go nuts, Al.
Butro al Butro Oh my your go nuts make me.
What? Show nuts my go no, my go nuts

(01:07:00):
go nags. Go nags.
Go nags. Go nags, go nuts.
Sounds like this sounds like thename of a band the Go Nags.
I would I would check them out. I would check out the Go Nags.
Write that one down. Band full of battle axes.
I check out the Go Nags. Sure, why not?

(01:07:22):
Do they have a? Or maybe just go nags with an
exclamation. Point.
Go nags. It's a little too close to
something else, though that you shouldn't say.
Come on now. See, I'm saying maybe we don't
do that. Maybe we should don't go with
gonads. Maybe you go with something
else. Oh, really?
What do you want to change it to?

(01:07:43):
I don't gonads. Go.
Fuck yourself. Yeah, there we go.
But we got I want to talk apparently there when we come
back, we're going to take a break.
But I want to talk a little bit of a apparently there's like a

(01:08:04):
zillion fucking Hulk Hogan documentaries that have been on
TV after he died that I've seen none of.
But like Vince McMahon is in every single one of them.
So I want to, I want to see if you guys have caught any of
this. Of course, I leave New Japan
World and now there's controversy with the G1.
So I don't know. Oh yeah, I don't know if we want

(01:08:25):
to talk about it. And then we got homework to see
if Tony capped the streak alive or if it is, if it's if it's
gone to the wayside. Sounds like it's Dunzo my gunzo.
Zengy fat shit. Zengy, that's just stick it in

(01:08:46):
the clitter box. No, I'm sure H KS got something
else that he wants to stick somewhere.
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Jeez Louise, Matt, come on, get get together buddy.
Those are the plugs. So plug your plug your butt,
plug your mouth, plug everybody that lives in your house.
Thanks, Shakespeare. Hey.
You're welcome. I was going more for doctor I
got. I got a spear you can shake,

(01:14:45):
buddy. Oh yeah.
Were you? Always this horny him or me now
handsome Kevin's like always like he is.
Oh, sorry, I'll be. I'll be much more proper for.
Me. No.
No, you. Don't have to.
I'm just curious. Like, it's my apologies.
He's insatiable. Yeah.

(01:15:06):
Like do you? You got to, like, fuck a lot,
right? I put that for contention.
You got to fuck a lot, right? You know, I will tell you this
during the break, I had to run upstairs to, to say hello to my
wife. And yeah, it's listen, all this

(01:15:30):
shit, shit. She she said, hey, bad dog.
What does that mean for later though?
She got hit him with a newspaper.
Yeah. What are you going?
To, like, rub his nose in mommy's toilet.
Not the ficus. Not the ficus.

(01:15:51):
Don't fuck us. The ficus.
Those are my perennials. They're perennially up my ass.
Hey now, take it easy. Sorry.
Good thing I'm growing aloe. Holy shit.

(01:16:15):
You guys OK? Are you you got something?
Or no mom, we didn't taste the pudding, taste the biscuit.
I actually put that on my AmazonMusic this morning.
I was surprised I never had it in my list.
Did. You.
Taste the pudding Did you taste the pudding?
Mommy wants to know. Oh, no, sorry, Diana wants to
know. Yeah.

(01:16:36):
Somebody's mommy. People, keep your mother's away
from the Shining Wizard Wrestling podcast.
Please. Yes, please.
Please. Please, Diana's a fixture now.
Fuck Clitter Box is going to be a thing.
I mean, this is just a destroying can we can we get Al
to get on a draft of what a Clitter Box T-shirt would look
like with a big old Southwest like dusted out in the sand?

(01:17:05):
I got views of that already in my hand head.
Yeah, and I'm the 11. Molly is suggesting Judy can be
a guest. I don't.
Is that Judy cannot be a guest. Who's Judy?
Could I get a guest? Molly, I'm going to send that to
Molly's mother or H KS mother. H KS mother.

(01:17:26):
Tropicale says he's on it. AL's the fucking man.
Tropicale, the carrying cross thing.
It's still like it was big news last week.
He went on like Chris, what'd hego on?
No, the oh, Chris Validos, ArielKawani.
He's like, it's not a work. Ethan.

(01:17:49):
I think it's a work. Well, he's not going to say it's
a work if it's a work. Ariel, hold on a second.
Is it a work? I'm not a game, this is real.
Who fucking cares? Did he do it in Jesse Ventura
voice? Because if he did, then that
would be worth fucking checking out.

(01:18:09):
Seriously. This isn't a work.
There's thermite paint on the 86th floor.
He lives in Mexico too, you knowHK.
He doesn't, not anymore. Oh, in your face.
No, that's such a fuck. It's, it's such a snow.
He does not. He gave it in the interview.

(01:18:30):
No, he said the Mexican government was paying him to
live there because he was no money into the community.
He had a residence there. But yeah, he's he's maintained
his regular residence in Minnesota.
Forever. Just like you, Edish.
You got me the refund to fly. Kevin's already got property

(01:18:54):
down in Mexico. Yeah, my family.
Excuse me? My family, you know, I'm
Mexicans. UN Alto La familia.
My Mexicans. Write that down.
Brunda. I'm Mexicans.
I'm Mexicans. Jesus, dude, What?
I can't say this. My family, My Mexican family,
you could call them La Familia, but you can't say my Mexicans.

(01:19:16):
Why? Not.
I don't know, it makes it kind of sound like you fucking own
them. This is the.
Yeah. This is a fucking New Day
situation. You're going at it from two
sides here, bro. I will.
I will message Javier right now and ask him.
I'll just say Hey, you, my Mexican.
It's that like when black peoplecall each other the N word.
Oh, my. I don't.

(01:19:38):
Again. I wouldn't know children in the
N word. What is wrong with you tonight?
Probably ask Brundle. Fly.
He'll. Know I didn't say it, I'm
passing that right over here. I didn't say it.
I just said the N word, like here we go, you know, can you
text your are you my N word? Is that like are you my Mexican?
Oh my God. Oh, he's my he's my friend.

(01:20:00):
OK, but why would you be like, are you my Mexican?
Then why wouldn't you just be like, aren't you my friend?
If it's if it's acceptable, I think it is.
He doesn't. I bet you he doesn't go on
podcasts and be like I got AI own a Minnesota in there.
Whatever the fuck they call you out there.
Yeah, Minnesota. He said he owned them.
Wait, what? I never said I.
I owned anybody. It's.
I said I'm Mexicans. My family.

(01:20:22):
Oh, that's right. Possessive.
There you go. It was low key, Bruno.
Good one. Fuck, I missed it.
I'm going to have to listen back.
I don't want to ruin Bruno's jokes.
He could say it again if he wants.
No, no, no. Don't say it again.
Don't say it again. It's on us.
It's we got to go. Listen back.
Four out of four Wizards love doing that, by the way.
It would be 4 out of five. And then we want to know who the

(01:20:45):
5th dentist is. Oh, because all of us do.
We're. Gonna be fine next week.
Yeah, AL's not a wizard, though.He's like a wizard.
A Jace. Oh, my God.
Please don't. Please don't.
Did you? You did that, you motherfucker.
You get this through your head. I'm.

(01:21:09):
I'm Gunzo. More Gunzo.
Shit, all these. It was kind of.
Melodic, did you hear that? What you were like all?
These all these. Small things.
Below that, double TH. Case not on his knees.

(01:21:37):
I can blow him standing up. Standing in the glitter box.
It's. OK, one of us had.
I'm glad it wasn't me. Apparently I've been on a
fucking roll of being awful, so no.
No, you're calling you back. I've been off Lesnar.

(01:22:03):
Boom roasted. I got a couple questions.
When did TMZ get in a wrestling game?
When Hulk Hogan died. Right, because they got then I
see they're interviewing fuckingMatt Riddle and Matt Riddle's
fucking shitting all over everybody.
Yeah, he's such a piece of shit.I like the I really like the red

(01:22:24):
hair. Does he is he really Do I really
like it? No, he was.
I guess TMZ is in. So Hulkster dies.
TMZ did like a Hulkster like documentary or a tribute to him.
I don't I didn't see it but apparently Vince McMahon was in
it. It's like the first anyone's

(01:22:44):
heard of Vince since he he left the WWEI thought they were still
working on that Doc no. I don't.
Maybe it was a trip. There's a documentary they're
working on, but TMZ aired like alike a Hulk Hogan tribute or a
documentary or something. Did you see they actually aired
the footage? They aired the footage of like
when the news was coming in and how fast they were breaking it,

(01:23:06):
which I thought was kind of weird too.
Somebody was on the phone. They were like, yo, Hulk Hulk.
And then they were like, do we have confirmation?
Do we have confirmation all of asudden?
Like Yep, it's confirmed. Such and such.
You're like, OK, hit it, boom. And then that was it.
Like within like 30 seconds theyhad it up from the time they
heard it. Is this the one that's on Hulu?

(01:23:28):
No or is TMZ just on? Is it on like TMZ?
dot? No, no, I yeah, I thought no, I
thought I saw it on Channel 5. Do they do a special like on the
weekends like they don't do likeI know during the week they do
their half hour show when they come so it is on.
Hulu. It's TMZ Presents, the real Hulk
Hogan. Well, there we go.
OK, I might have checked that out.
It's one episode. Yeah, it's probably just, what,

(01:23:49):
like an hour? I'm not signed into my Hulu here
so that's OK. What was it called?
TMZ presents the real Hulk Hogan.
Brother. Dude, was anybody shocked that
fucking Beefcake's wife got kicked out of the funeral?
Is this true? Did that really happen, Bitch?

(01:24:12):
Yeah, it's our our main man. The the killer bee said it
happened, right? Yes, apparently what she called
Linda a cunt or something. She's had.
Security remover. She's fucking miserable.
Why would she show up there? No, like, I mean, it's, it's
kind of fucked up. They had to have known that
Linda was going to show up, right.
Of course. Yeah, it's it's and and like,

(01:24:32):
she's one of those people. Like, she should definitely.
She should definitely go swimming with some cement
sneakers on. Like, she's fucking horrible.
Miss. What's her name?
Missy. Missy.
Yeah, I mean, she was nice when I dealt with her.
Sucks, but yes, like that's a you got to like, you got to read
the room. Like this is not the time or the
place. Like you got to put those those

(01:24:54):
issues aside for like 45 minutesand just be there for your
fucking husband. Like, yeah, or just sit on the
other part of the room. Like you don't have to even be
near each other. People, plenty of people at
that, at that funeral, not the time.
Go to go to fucking. Chili's have a fucking perfect
Margarita and fucking show some fucking server coups.

(01:25:19):
Stay the fuck away, right, like there's nobody like I don't
understand, like nobody wins if you show up and you like fucking
are belligerent. Doesn't make any sense.
On top of that, Well, beefcake with did they did they patch
things up him and the Hulkster or were they like on the mend at
that point? They were still, from what I

(01:25:39):
understand, they were still on different sides there, but I'm
pretty sure there's one giant fucking wedge in between them
two. Yeah, she's pretty hefty.
Yeah. Dem hitters, you see.
Beefcake hitters. All right, Linda or Missy, who
we got? Linda.

(01:25:59):
Linda. Yeah, I think you have to go
Linda. Yeah, she's less on the crazy
spectrum and about. I'd say they're pretty
comparable. Yeah, but just to be somewhere
Hulkster's been, you know? You don't think Missy's been
there? Allegedly.
Yeah. I heard Hulkster got around
Tampa a bit brother. You gonna hit Bubba's wife next?

(01:26:25):
I've been in clitter boxes all up and down the coast, brother.
Let's see, let's see. This is, I mean, we can.
We haven't done a Palaka watch lately, but Missy does have a
Twitter. We could bust out a Missy watch.
She jumped right on there yesterday and she said keep

(01:26:46):
talking. Hashtag DIDGAF, hashtag Missy
mania, hashtag truth with a picture of somebody off picture
saying you can't just go around calling people cunt.
And then it's a picture, I guess, of Missy with some Chanel
glasses on saying watch. Me.
She sucks. She's fucking miserable.

(01:27:08):
Speaking of Palaca Watch, did you see that he had to get
helped out of the ring in Memphis?
Was that was that real or was that a gimmick?
No, are you kidding me? Did you see his face?
And again, he showed up. 9 motherfuckers did to get.
Him out of the ring. And I all right, so if it's not
a work they aired that shit likethat's fucking that's career
suicide that. It's Memphis.

(01:27:29):
What else is there? That's got to be like, still
like the top ten worst things, but not the worst.
Fair enough. We never the Gilbert, but there
you. Go, did you see the Oh yeah,
good point. But did you see like the elbow
drop somebody dropped on them? It was like this tiny little
elbow drop too hard. Brother, brother.

(01:27:51):
Apparently he's moving to New Jersey.
Let's find out where Morristown baby this weekend he's.
Going to be at the BBQ. Will not be at the BBQ.
He's on the list. It's very short.
Another another HK joke really. No that was not.

(01:28:14):
It looks like he did show up fora podcast though.
Not not our good friends podcastthough.
No, no, no, he still hasn't made-up on that.
Yeah. But this guy must have paid,
yeah. Nothing, everybody.
Pays, it's just a matter if he shows up.
It was so fucking for they put on a tweet some pod stars or
something like that. That said, PJ Polaco shows up

(01:28:37):
for all the podcasts he's bookedon through Pod.
Stars. That's not a good sign.
Like that's fucking hysterical. Tropic L with a Hollaback double
T. Do we need to incorporate Nellie
in this clitter box design? She loves to show off the goods
on YouTube. I leave my Nellie alone.

(01:28:58):
She had a rough day too. No, we're not.
No, no, no, no, we're not makingcream.
We're not making clitter box merchandise.
What's wrong with you guys? I'm thinking it's just a litter
box with a cat in it where all sparkly rainbow colors.

(01:29:20):
Oh, you leave. Nell, you leave Nellie alone.
No one's going to wear AT shirt that says fucking Clitter box.
Well, we're not going to put fuck on it.
Don't be vulgar. No, you're going to put Clint on
it. Can we can we put a can we put
like a neat little catch phrase on the bottom like it's always
dirty? Jesus Christ.

(01:29:42):
Or it's perfect with a lot of Rsfor per like a cat perfect.
Why? How are you not the head of a
marketing firm? So I don't know, I I got into
the wrong fucking line of business.
Absolutely fucking brilliant watch. 20 of my designs are

(01:30:04):
going to show up at the fucking T-shirt shop in fucking
Wildwood. Are we?
Do we give a shit if a Fertitta brother wants to buy TNA?
Well, Fertitta brother is hookedup with TKO, no?
Or at least UFCI. Thought they sold OK?

(01:30:27):
I thought they sold their. Shares, I think.
Yeah, you're right, they did. However, I also learned WWE's
got the right of first refusal with their deal with TNA.
Did you read Brando's notes thisweek?
Yes, I did twice on Sunday, twice on Sunday.
No, I read them this morning on the shitter.
So it's close enough. Yeah.

(01:30:50):
So you think maybe this is like ATKO end around where like, hey,
I'm going to Jack up the price and then they say, oh, you got
to let WWE match it or maybe tryto get this guy some value for
his for his stock. UFCI don't know.
Maybe there's got to be some sort of connection there.
No, all of a sudden the UFC guy wants to buy like a a company

(01:31:11):
that's working with the UF CS parent company.
I don't know. I don't know how any of it
works. I don't either.
I just thought that was a big old coinky dink.
Yeah, it beats me. What are you thinking about HK?
Well, no, I'm just thinking likerealistically, if you think

(01:31:33):
about it, there's there's there is space for them if they get, I
mean, I know that they're they're still on access.
Access isn't in a ton of houses,but there is spaces for them.
If if Fertitta was if they were good on the connection to spike
realistically. Cause what Spike changed though?
Aren't they paramount now? Maybe.

(01:31:59):
I think, but also news, news broke this week too, that
there's a there's there's been talk of them potentially moving
impact to AWWE time slot, maybe Wednesday night on The CW
opposite dynamite, right, Which would all I mean, which would
also work. I mean there's there's space
there. We're in a we're in a time now

(01:32:20):
where you can have wrestling on.I think you can have wrestling
on every night of the week and there's going to be some
viewership there. So it's, it's very possible if,
if Fertitta was, had the connections to get them on to
Spike. I mean, Spike was owned by
Paramount when, when UFC was on Spike.
There's, there's a, there's a possibility there.
I don't know if it's necessarilya connection there because I'm,

(01:32:43):
I'm right next to positive. The Fertitas have no, no stake
in, in, in UFCTKO anymore. So if they want to get back in
the game somehow and get some type of TV property, it's, it's
out there. It seems like it's viable.
Yeah. I guess we'll have to keep our
eyes on it. Eyes and ears on it.
See what happens. Spike TV was rebranded as

(01:33:06):
Paramount in 2018. So, yeah, the our friends in the
Far East, they are very upset with the winner of the the G1
Climax. Nope.
See you later. Oh, it's, it's, it's not your

(01:33:28):
old buddy, is it? It's it's not really who won.
Take a shit out. No, Everything is evil.
Oh, everything is evil. Made it to the finals, but he
lost to Con to Takeshita. OK, Takekesta.
Yeah, he's a big star now in in America, right?

(01:33:50):
But people are the the New Japanfaithful feel like this is them
kind of throwing in the towel because you just let an outsider
win the biggest tournament that you guys do every year.
Do you consider yourself a New Japan faithful?
Double T? Do I I've, I have taken a very

(01:34:10):
long break from New Japan. So no, I I, I do not.
OK, I probably have not sat downand watched.
Did I watch Russell Kingdom? I think he.
Did I think I did? Yeah.
Zach last or not Zach Gabe had abig match with Omega.
Right, Teddy? Right.
That was the last time I watchedNew Japan was Wrestle Kingdom.

(01:34:36):
They're just missing. They're missing it.
I think a monkey wrench got thrown in here because I I swear
I read somewhere that Suji got knocked out in the evil match
and they had they basically justhad to finish the match like.
He. Oh, really?

(01:34:57):
Polly Pile driver and just it went.
Let me see, I sent something to somebody.
So maybe it was supposed to be Suji winning but they had to
pivot. Like your final four is like
Takeshda, Zack Sabre, Junior Evil and who the fuck was the

(01:35:19):
other person? Suji.
Yes, Suji yes, Suji, right. The fact that fucking evil's in
your final, like it's house, House of torture, like I haven't
watched since January, but I betyou every fucking House of
torture match is full of fuckingbullshit nonsense.
Run insurance. Worse than AEW, worse than WWE,
worse than AAA. It's fucking awful.

(01:35:42):
It's awful, but they keep fucking doing it.
And they kept booking evil in these high profile matches and
now he's in the fucking G1 finals.
God damn it takesh to. Get.
There, so you know they're goingto have that rematch at Wrestle
Kingdom as long as Zach is the champion.
I think, I think Takesh already said he wants to cash in sooner

(01:36:06):
like Zach did last year all. Right.
Yeah. It's just a weird place.
They brought in some weird tag. The bull bull club.
War dogs are still a thing. They brought in, Yeah, they
brought back the. Two Young Lions to be another
tag team. Yeah, I don't know.
It's just usually the G1 is likethe best time of the year, but I

(01:36:31):
just this year, I just was not. I didn't even really fucking pay
attention, to be honest with you.
Don Fail. Injured Sookie.
Don Fallay. Yeah, Yeah, I know how to read
Don Fail. He injured Tasugi, so had to

(01:36:53):
change. Well, he didn't win, so he did
fail. Had to change that to that
finish there. Fucking Don fail.
Double D, where do you think some of the fault lies?
I mean, I know it's like a very open-ended question, but you
think it's like New Japan not building immediately, relying
too much on the old guys for so long, not thinking about the
future, WWE and AW taking talent.

(01:37:15):
Like where do you think things started going wrong?
Pandemic, maybe the pandemic definitely affected it, but I
because they weren't making money.
But I at the end of the day, I think they put all their eggs
and like the idea that Okada wasnot going to leave.
Like all the eggs were in the Okada staying basket and they
and they just lost Jay White. Yeah.

(01:37:37):
You know, like the, the, I thinkthe partnership with AW hurt
them more than it helped them because it's exposed wrestling
fans to all these guys they weren't familiar with.
And then it was like, Tony Khan can go to Jay White and go like,
well, look at the reaction you had when you came like, here's
a, here's a dollar amount. It's more than you're making in

(01:37:59):
Japan. You'll work less.
The tours won't be as brutal. And come on, come, come with me,
Come, come on the. Kakata, Jay White and Osprey,
123. That was yeah, that's their
three big guys. Yep.
You know, the, the, the, the fucking roughneck.
What's his with that fucking jerk off?
Oh God. God damn it.

(01:38:23):
M Mr. Hughes No, they have the they had the they had that next
like that group, the the. The OH shooter or whatever.
Shooter Umano like Uber Umano and Suji.
Like these guys like Umanoro, Yeah, they're all like right
there from when I listen to, I listen to a few things on New

(01:38:45):
Japan this weekend and apparently they're all like
right there having good matches.But besides like Suji being the
whatever champ he is, IW the TV chair, What?
I don't think he's TV. Channel I think.
He's global title or yeah, like none of them have really like
taken a next step really. No, because they went from.

(01:39:05):
They were because it was like Okada's gone, Jay White's gone.
We have to, we have to make stars.
Put them with Osprey. Put them with Finley.
The Sonata disaster too. He was supposed to the next *
and he shit a bed. He turns more than I do.
He shit a bed. Write that down.
He's he got Brian Nob's asshole in Japan.

(01:39:27):
And I also think there was therewas such a reliance on guys lead
like free AEW, like when you gotreleased from WWE or TNA, like
if you wanted to reinvent yourself or get a fresh paint of
coat like Juice Robinson, you like that Rhonda, you go to

(01:39:51):
Japan. But now like you get released
and it's like, well, do I reallywant to go do like a fucking
three-week tour in Japan or do Iwant to take this fat paycheck
from look at Ace Austin? Ace Austin, someone who probably
would be great and like best of the Super juniors in Japan help
that fucking junior heavyweight division.
He's fucking signed a contract with AW.
Yep, Cedric Alexander would havebeen fantastic for for that.

(01:40:17):
Nope. Yeah, off the TNA.
And it hurts. Then they're stuck, you know,
holding the fucking bag. And then now they got nobody I
like holding my bag. I don't know about you, HKHKI.
See, HK does like the eye thing like he looks like he's thinking
he's going to ask a question. Maybe you got a question for me.
Well, no, it's just I, I mean, I'm not again, I'm, I'm not a

(01:40:40):
new Japan guy. I never have been.
I I I've watched things that you've you've recommended me to
watch. I watched Wrestle Kingdom that
one year. I enjoyed I enjoyed what I saw
for the I think for the most part, I don't see myself ever
like consistently tuning in or anything like that, but like
knowing how frequently you turn double T What's I mean, you,
you've you've been off for a while now for for quite a while.

(01:41:04):
Yep. When does the like?
When does this? When when do they get you back?
When do you when do you when do you turn back?
Or or can you is there is there something else like like does is
Noah? Can Noah be your new Japan?
I tried Noah like I try Noah every year with that first big
show. Yeah.
It's just Noah's so the shows are so long and then they they

(01:41:28):
here's what bothers me about Noah longer than AW shows
they're about they're about the same length.
They're like 6 hour shows. But what bothers me is they put
the age of the wrestler on the screen when they introduce him
and that really fucking bothers me.
Like win loss record. No, their age.
They put their age up right, right.

(01:41:48):
But I mean akin to that on the on the name.
Oh, yes, yeah. But when like, you know, this
guy's introduced and he's like 56 and he's in the opening
match. It's like, what the what did I
fucking just sign up for? Yeah, some people would love to
be in the opening match of 56. Yeah, but there's a lot of guys
like 565351. Then like we get deeper into the

(01:42:08):
card and it's like this guy's your champion.
He's fucking 53 and he looks like he's 53.
Like not a good like, oh, AJ Styles is like 53 like in shape.
It looks like he's had a rough 53 years and he's your like Noah
GHC junior champion. Could could Welsh wrestling fill
fill the void for you of New Japan?

(01:42:30):
But I don't know if there's a like I usually I have my finger
on the pulse of New Japan this this spring and summer.
It hasn't really piqued my interest, you know, as work
starts to slow down a little, maybe I, you know, maybe I, I

(01:42:51):
sign up for New Japan World again, something brings me back
or I just get interested to see what's going on.
You know, it's the the fall in the winter is like last year.
I really dove in the GCW. OK, what about like, what about
what's his name? Listen, Alex Reich got a
promotion. Maybe check that out Alex
Wright, I don't know if he has like a streaming gimmick though.

(01:43:17):
Ah, got you Savio now like SavioVega has a promotion.
Do you watch that Puerto Rico? I I've caught it here and there.
I with with my schedule and and trying to trying to watch as
much. I try and watch like I would
love to have IWR Puerto Rico in the in the rotation.
It's just hard to find the time.Yeah, no, I'm with you.
That's another thing too. It's hard to find the time.

(01:43:39):
Yeah. Especially when they rattle off
like the G1 was fucked. They do like fucking like 17
shows like 22 days. Right.
Something cool like you, you miss, you fall behind like it's
hard to it's hard to catch up and then it feels like like

(01:44:02):
homework and not in a good. Way.
Right. Yeah, maybe I could substitute
Puerto Rico. For.
AEW. Why not go for it?
Yeah, see what that's about. Go for it.
Give it the old. Give it the old.
Try. Go close.
Try. Yeah, maybe you find something
you like. Maybe I'll love it.

(01:44:22):
It's Savio, right? Maybe.
Yeah. Look, I'm, I'm, I'm looking
forward to early Friday and Saturday nights.
I can fucking catch back up withGCW.
OK, I'll catch up with that. To be.
No, I was. I was pondering get the door
open, would it be completely ridiculous to drag to do a field

(01:44:45):
trip down to Atlantic City Saturday for the GCW show?
Like when we're in town? Yeah.
Holy shit that. 'D be something.
Right where they got homecoming.Right, Brendo.
Yeah, yeah, something like that.But I feel like that'd be a
very, very long day for you guys, the travelling people, the

(01:45:09):
gentleman who who are flying in.Yeah.
Atlantic City is like a 2 1/2 hour drive for you even.
It's probably even more. Yeah.
Well, we could always watch it. We could watch it, yeah.
That would be fun. I got the trailer gimmick so.
So do I. Yeah, that's right.
So do I or? We could look up I debate Puerto
Rico and see what's going on there.

(01:45:29):
They haven't run a show since 7:25, according to Cage Match.
Well, they're on their holiday break.
All right, All right. Well, talking about homework.
I think it's time that we talk about the homework Tony bestowed
upon us last week. How we got there.

(01:45:52):
Still a little upsetting. Tony tried to sabotage the the
hot streak. No, no, no, there was no
sabotage. All indications last week was
that one of the other three Wizards was not going to vote so
favorably. So I assumed that the streak was
going to be over. Lord did I know.

(01:46:13):
Little did I know Lord that he would have turned his mind 45
different times and then gave ita thumbs up.
Anyway, So handsome Kevin brought a lot of facts to the
table that changed my initial decision, but I do not believe
that the streak will end tonight.
Well, I bet the house on it maybe, but I'll bet dinner at my

(01:46:38):
favorite Mexican restaurant withmy favorite bro.
I bet that on it. Now for those who I got a winner
tonight. For those who are new to this,
every week we assign the group homework and hopefully the
listeners play along. Tony was up this week.
Tony, what did you give us for homework this past week?

(01:47:00):
It was the New Year's Revolutionfrom January 8th of 2006.
First, and to my knowledge only because it was so amazing.
They didn't want to break the mold.
Bra and Panty's gauntlet match. Boy did they hype on that first
ever too. Oh boy, did they ever.

(01:47:22):
I will say the the Dailymotion video you sent, I couldn't watch
because it started off and it sounded like Lillian Garcia had
inhaled some helium and I was like, Nope, I'm going to find
this on the network. No, I mean, I watched it here
there. I sent Dailymotion just in case
people needed it, you know, I mean, it's obvious that it was

(01:47:42):
AWWE pay-per-view, so it would be on the network.
So, and we don't even get time stamps anymore.
This is how this is how bad the WWE Network has fallen.
No matter where they go, we don't even get time stamps.
Yeah, no more time stamps. You get you get all the little
notches for commercials for sure, but you don't get time for
shizzle for shizzle my nizzle. Why did you pick this match,

(01:48:04):
Tony? It's a bron panties gauntlet
match with with with the five name competitors.
We were guaranteed to see four of them stripped down to their
Hoohas their. Hoohas.
A BNPG. Yeah.
And it was pretty. It was a who's who of 2006.
Women's wrestling. Not too many people remember

(01:48:27):
that Candace Michelle was the GoDaddy girl either.
Why did she have a? Was she ever in Playboy?
She was. Yeah.
She sure was. Was this was this prayer post?
Believe this is post she had. Probably.
Because she had the the Playboy belt on it, and Jerry Lawler was
coming all over herself. Well, he was doing that from the

(01:48:48):
second this was announced. My God.
You come over here, wave your wand at me, I'll wave my wand at
you. Make it fucking easy.
Yeah. It shouldn't look like a wand
either. How much did it hurt Joey Styles
to put over that? Vince McMahon, like, comes up
with great ideas. Are you kidding me?

(01:49:10):
He did an amazing job. He called it like it was
WrestleMania, but like, you know, it's Joey Styles.
Like you grew up watching him inECW and he like shit all over
WWE and WCW, probably because Paul Heyman told him to.
But like you always believed in your heart of hearts that like
yes, he hated WWF and WCW. So to hear him, I did at least.

(01:49:31):
So to hear him be like, this is the one of the greatest ideas
this week man ever came up with.It's kind of like you, son of A.
Jew. Stay it.
Say it, Styles. Say it now.
Yeah. End of the year, 100%.
We start with Maria and Candace,Michelle and Maria.

(01:49:54):
You can already see her little her little panties popping out
of her. And Jerry Lawler's quick too.
And who's on that? Coach Lawler and Coach.
Yeah. Wait, no, not.
Too sorry or styles. There was no panties, no pant
Bron panties, Jones. There wasn't an app.
I know. I got to say too, Lillian looked

(01:50:18):
pretty fucking great announcing this right away too.
Whatever you know, Broad top shehad on too.
And just remember, last time I had the ladies represented, it
was a it was a pudding match. And Lily went in the pudding.
You have, you have Candace, you have Maria.
Yeah, you have, you have fuckingMassaro.

(01:50:41):
You got the fuck, you got the spider lady, you got the old,
and you went right to the mightyMighty Boosh Brundle fly.
Absolutely. She was the first one out there.
I was like, wow, she looks fucking great.
That's fine. Yeah.
Some people like that 70s styles.
Now, I I went into this expecting to hate it.

(01:51:06):
When Mei Young came out, I oughtto be audibly fucking laughed my
fucking balls off. And the idea it's not fucking
five stars in the Tokyo Dome, right?
But the way the women wrestled and they worked and how every

(01:51:29):
move and the counters were to try and take each other's
clothes off made sense. Yep.
It's a BNP match. What?
What actually enjoyed this? OK, I got to ask that When when
when Moolah and Mei came down right, because I I didn't

(01:51:50):
remember this match at all. When they came down.
I was a little I was a little shocked and if they were both
entrants. But then when, when fucking May
stripped off and King says her, her bras was a 38 long.
It's fucking amazing, right? And the fucking tassels on her
bra, fucking beautiful. But then when they started

(01:52:11):
stripping down free. I can't fucking remember her
name. Vic.
Oh, Victoria. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When they when they and they take what's supposed to be her
like that was supposed to be herover bra 'cause she obviously
she double s up for the match and they started ripping that
off and she's like fighting back.
She was fighting that hard, yes,I think she thought something

(01:52:32):
was coming out. She threw a.
She threw a fucking haymaker at Mae Young, that's for sure.
And they got the the ref spot inthere, which was hilarious with
the the. Steamroll.
Yep, the steamroll in there. And you know what?
I thought it was fucking funny. Tori Wilson and Maria steamroll
them. They get up.

(01:52:53):
The fucking referee couldn't be happier that Tori's like, you
fucking felt me up. She goes to slap him, he blocks
it. He goes, She goes to slap him
again, he blocks it. He's got her.
Maria just runs up the fucking pants one spot.
Before that, Corey had a spear too, to not the upper body, like
the chest, basically. That was fucking wild.

(01:53:17):
Yeah, Basically, Yeah. The hell of a spear.
I enjoyed this weight for what it was man, that I the fucking
May Young thing, I was fucking just laughing.
What what got you? The appearance of the fucking
piano bars. Like the Ding Ding Ding Ding.
What got me was when she took off her shirt and he had the

(01:53:37):
fucking bra on that clearly didn't fit.
No, it was too low. It must have drooped down.
She had a fucking yank that thing back off the pasties.
The reaction for the announcers,the fucking crowd shots, the
fucking 2 black dudes like just covering their eyes.
Just it was just laugh out loud like.
Or when she took down her skirt and the bloomers went down too,

(01:54:00):
and then she yanked him back up.There's a big move sign in the
crowd when she's stripping, but.Definitely wow.
And they just fucking like flipped it upside the the W
upside like just. Funny.
Like I fucking spent all day like doing a yard work, like
cleaning things. Like I was like I got to do

(01:54:20):
homework and I was just laying in the bed with the cat and then
that I just was fucking howling just.
But I was like I wanted to hate this so much but God damn it and
a little disappointed with how quickly it ended.
Yeah. No, that's about, that's about
the right amount of time for a match like that.

(01:54:42):
Yeah, but Ashley was out there for like 3 seconds.
Yeah, you could have given her like a minute, but she still,
she still showed us the goods. You knew she was.
Going to take off her. Clothes.
Yeah, Lawler kept saying that throughout the matches, like,
oh, I really want this one to win.
Wait, that that means she will take off her clothes?
Never mind. Give it a break.

(01:55:05):
Horn dog. Oh.
My. God dude, he's a.
Fucking he's worse than handsomeKevin.
Yeah, analogy. Yeah.
Like my favorite color is blue and pink.
My favorite color is red Boner. I remember him saying that.
The only thing missing is where's my mojito and my

(01:55:30):
Mexicans. It's not like saying me gente
HK, it's kind of like that. No, it's really not Got to say
my amigos, my amigos. What is it?
So I I already fucking hogged upthe whole homework segment.

(01:55:52):
What did you guys think about it?
Well, I, I kind of think that HKis in the positive category.
So I think, I think the streak staying alive rests on the man
above. It was fucking better than I
thought. Oh yes, yes, double T felt for
it. I love it.

(01:56:12):
It was way, way better than I thought it was.
I was going to be, that's for sure.
Especially like the way he picked it last week, Like I
don't know if that was some likepsychology shit where you were
like, I think the streak is going to break.
So I'm going to pick something that I think will win or, or
like you made us think you're going to pick something

(01:56:34):
horrendous. So you didn't start another
streak. No, my, my, my thought was I'm
going to make HK happy. That was my only thought going
into it. I appreciate you, buddy.
I said I think there's enough there to to swoon Double T and
Brundo. I mean, who doesn't like TNA?
This is a microcosm of what was 2006 women's wrestling.

(01:56:55):
So there you go. And I'm so glad I changed you
guys. This was awesome.
I was expecting some negativity,not going to lie.
I mean, when Muller and May cameout, I did put a note like, oh
God, I hate fucking Tony right now, but they got me back.
The roughest part right now, he says.
I think the roughest part was that anybody noticed May was

(01:57:17):
trying to get between the 1st and 2nd ropes and she just
wasn't getting her leg up with the with the skirt and the
bloomers and the referees tryingto yank the ropes the the bottom
ropes for her and she's not noticing and she's still trying
to climb in. And then how old is she at that
point? Like 80. 80.
Something and to leave the ring,she just like plops down on her
ass too. It's like, how do you not break

(01:57:39):
a hip at doing that? Yeah, I thought that was a
little weird that they kind of forced her, like, to fucking not
take the stairs. Like get out of here.
I thought she did that on her own.
I mean, you're not forcing Mei Young to do much.
She passed away. Yeah.
She had to have been. She was 90 when she died in
2014. Yeah.
Fucking Hey, It's wild. Wild.

(01:58:03):
Yep. And she, she probably want to.
Yes. This was around the time she
went through a bunch or no. Was she like in her 70s when she
was going through all the tables?
I mean, because that was all Attitude Era, wasn't it?
Yeah. That was 20, nineties, 2000 and
70s. She was still in her 70s.
My God. Yeah.
But a hoot, man. If you could look go into it was

(01:58:25):
just fucking funny. It was just funny.
It's not like a fucking technical wrestling classic.
It was just fucking funny. I don't know.
Tori threw a handspring back elbow.
She sure did something like that.
And Victoria being like the mostrespectable of the Divas, the
most talented, she comes out with a shirt that just says

(01:58:45):
let's let's get this over with. That's a double entendre on on.
It was amazing. Then she almost had her whole
top ripped off. Almost.
Yeah, she's fucking yeah. Because she was like, and you
could see like it's like it's, it's on her.
And then it's like attached to the black sports bra underneath.

(01:59:08):
So there's no way. But May doesn't realize that.
So she as she's trying to take it off, she's like choking her.
Brilliant. Fucking fantastic, Tony.
I love it. 2. 2. 2 The streak isalive and well and I will.

(01:59:33):
I don't think I'm going to disappoint here.
Now the only I will look for a version that's not on YouTube
now. Double T.
We'll see if I. If I might cut you off here.
I know, Tony. Tony had texted us.
Here Do do we? Do we let homework breathe for a
week because we're all in studionext week?

(01:59:55):
Tony texted us. Oh man.
Oh, I don't know, do. You think it's a little?
Go ahead, Brendo. I was going to say it would be
fun to have Al watch it too and get his take depending on what
it is. I mean, we're just going to go

(02:00:15):
to your house and make Dick jokes for two hours.
Or maybe compare AL's genitals to like, wrestling figures over
the years. Yeah, that'll be cool.
Maybe put a little Fu Manchu on it, like, you know, put a little
kilt on them. AL's joke We are puppies
couldn't. Even get that out.

(02:00:40):
I defer to the group. What do you guys think?
Do we want to, I can hold off onhomework and I can assign it
next week while we're in Studio A.
I'm, I'm wide open on this one. You could assign it this week
and then just say we're coming back to it in two weeks.
OK, we could do that too. It's up to you.

(02:01:02):
We can do that. We can do that too.
So this homework assignment is not due until Labor Day.
Oh, are we doing a show Labor Day, or are we going to be off
again and not tell anyone? That was Memorial Day, I think.
That was Memorial Day, yeah. That was years ago.
That was in the past. Fucking like Peterson.
Fucking last year it was in the past HK, like we've been in the

(02:01:24):
past. Last year was in the past.
Yep, got a point there. So yeah, we'll come back.
You know what? I think this will work out
because the Juice box is September 1st too and homework
just happens to be the WCW match.
Oh I like the Segways. I'm nervous for the Streak, but

(02:01:45):
I like the Segway. No no, don't be nervous for the
Streak because this WCW match took place July 30th, 1994 on
WCW Saturn Night. Saturday night.
Saturday night. Saturday night?
Yep, Saturday night's all right.And it and it pitted pitted
Sting and Ricky Steamboat against Ric Flair and stunning

(02:02:09):
Steve Austin. I've I've seen this one recently
kind of like that. So it's all the WCW vault on
YouTube commercials are fucking annoying.
So I will try and find a version.
Maybe that's not on the vault soyou can kind of find a flow
without some stupid fucking progressive commercial in the

(02:02:31):
middle of it. I don't know if this is on the
Peacock. Wait, what?
What was the date on that one? July 30th, 1994.
God, maybe I didn't see this one.
Oh, it's a fucking weird time. It's a weird time.
Flair just lost the title to Hogan.
Oh yeah, this is a real weird time for WCW.

(02:02:53):
Steve Austin's the US champion. Flair has Sherry with him.
That's fascinating. Ricky Steamboat is there.
It's just, it's it, but it's, you know.
It's fun. It's.
Fun. I thought this was a good I fell
asleep to the WCW vault the other night and I woke up and
this match was on and then I it kept me up so that's why I chose

(02:03:19):
and I thought this was going to a good one.
Good choice. You know, it's good just by the
participants. It's not always the case T dog,
it's not always the case, but that that kind of put you in the
plus column going into it. It's hard for those four guys to
be in a ring and and not be goodor just like anything with

(02:03:39):
Steamboat. But before we head out double T,
do we have any Naomi updates? I know I did see that she showed
up with a new belt. A new belt, Did she fuck?
Is this on the X? Yeah.
Fuck, man, you know him. You just spell Mark.
It's a, it's a custom, Yeah. Look that didn't see anything.

(02:04:02):
I googled Naomi, not Naomi. Wait, did she post or WWE post
it? It was her.
I did. What I saw was her walking in
with a it was a custom like caution belt.
Oh yeah, I see it here. Wrestle OPS has it up there,

(02:04:22):
Tony. Wrestle OPS.
God I suck at Twitter, Scott George says not yet, not yet.
What's I would Also, I'd also like to ask Scott George why
would Savio ever disown me? Motherfucker wish me happier, I
love. Savio, he loves me back.
What? That's a fairpoint.
Fairpoint, I think. I think Brundo tried to segue

(02:04:44):
into it earlier. And I think we'll end the show
on this note. Kamala will have a new member to
his club if things keep going the way they're going with Brian
Nobbs. His rumor is old.
Fucking giant asshole might haveto have his fucking foot
amputated because, well, you know, he's a fucking mess.

(02:05:11):
He sure is. People have raised $31,000 for
him for what? On his GoFundMe?
For what they're footing the bill, Brundo, he's apparently
been dealing with a serious medical issue.

(02:05:31):
Cereals. Is it super?
Cereals. Is.
It Cheerios and Lucky Charms. Man butt hole.
Pig, he's been. Brian Noffs has been.
We talked about this a couple months ago and I still stand
where I stand. Which is where that he could do.

(02:05:55):
Hey, he's got a leg to stand on Brundle I think.
Old one. What did you do with all your
fucking money, Coke? Money.
Drinking. Wow, that fucking got me.

(02:06:16):
The deadpan delivery and everything.
This fucking jerk off was still doing the nasty boy things like
well into the 2000s. HK is doing him in 2025 or the
boys? They showed up in fucking TNA
first. First Monday night TNA.
Right. He's got his fuck go foot.

(02:06:37):
I got a foot infection. My fucking wife broke her ankle.
My best friend died like he's fucking he's singing some
fucking sad song and all you fucking marks are giving this
tub of shit money. Sorry you don't know how to
fucking take care of yourself, but also not sorry you didn't
save your fucking money or your foot.

(02:07:03):
Let's get your fucking shit cut off like Buff Bagwell and called
a fucking day. Oh my God, when?
As soon as Marty Janetti's number gets called, we got our
fucking mount rush floor. He's going to be at the pop
alongs. Bobby Fiero's bringing him in
for something. He's going to be at fucking
Pandora's Box or some bullshit, Marty.
Wait, who? All right, Janetti.
I got something just now that makes me love the human race.

(02:07:27):
So Brian Nobbs, you said $31,000on his GoFundMe.
Yeah, Jeff Cannonball has over 123,000 raised for him and he's
a fucking great human being for his issues with ALS and
everything. So at least people, some people
still donate to the right spot. There you go.
It sucks that he's losing his foot, but yeah.

(02:07:52):
Yeah also fucking no ones ever been like Brian Nobbs is a
fucking stand up individual. They won't anymore that.
Doesn't mean we wish you a will on the guy.
Come on, I'm not wishing a wool on him, but he fucking hung.
He sucked on Hogans tit for longenough that he got fucking paid
for all these years when he definitely didn't deserve to be
getting fucking paid, but he squandered it.

(02:08:13):
Wait a second, he was he was in the hardcore division and dying
WCW getting a shit beat out of him.
He was still working. Not good, but he was still
working. I wasn't.
I was talking about after that. Oh OK gotcha.
All those fucking Australian, the Hulkster Australian tours,
the fucking. XWF.
Yeah, TNA tit a little bit. He got some of that fucking

(02:08:36):
money. Hogan knows best.
God knows what he's getting paidto show up at fucking
conventions too. Like, would you piss all the
fucking money away for hanging out with that fucking Hogan's
Beach shop, you fucking idiot? Eating fucking fried food, not
taking care of yourself? Cut your fucking foot off you
shit head. Welcome to Nastyville.

(02:09:00):
I got no remorse for these fucking guys that just fucking
piss away their fucking lives. And then they go, they take the
social media and they exploit the fucking fans.
Like I don't have money. Give me money to fix myself.
Oh, like Justin's credible. Just incredible.
Just incredible. Did it.
This fucking toolbox. I'm sure there's a fucking
zillion of mother fucking assholes out there.

(02:09:25):
Buck Zumoff's not looking for money.
No, he's looking for fucking Cheez.
Its send the guy a fucking box of Cheez its go to the shop,
right? They're probably 2 for five with
your fucking We don't have shop.Right.
Oh God damn it. I'm sorry Kevin, we could take
some of those bags at your barbecue and throw a stamp on
them. Oh man, those are fucking BBQ
snacks. Who are they for me, Jesus

(02:09:47):
aren't. Going to last bro.
I love me some cheeses. The Jesus are a top five snack.
I feel like I love me some Cheez.
Its could be the name of like the last 30 episodes Look back.
Find out about them. Yeah, look back.
Find out when J Pay was and justafter that.

(02:10:08):
Fuck Brian Knobs, you wouldn't feel anything, right?
It's like throwing a hot poke down the leak.
There it is, new, new fucking meaning to loose as a goose go
to quacking like a duck. Yeah, HK, good news for you.
Yeah, the next World collide. Show.

(02:10:33):
Only one you were February, September 12th.
OK. 3:00 PM start time. Beautiful for now.
Now it is on a Friday. That's a work day.
Fuck my ass. No, but Saturday maybe.
No, it's a Friday. No.

(02:10:54):
I got it. Do do you think your job would
recognize your Mexican heritage and give you some time off to
watch the show? I think that I think I got
enough poll that I could probably get out of get out of
the office. But I, I'm, I'm not, no, I, I
work, man. When it's time to be at work, I

(02:11:15):
work. What about your birthday
weekend? Well, it's not time to be at
work, but I'm going to come in on a Thursday.
Are you going to be at work? Am I going to hang out with you?
I don't want to hang out with just your wife.
That's weird. No, she's great.
She's a great lady. I don't.
I don't not think she's a great lady.
But I'm going there for you. And then I get to hang out with

(02:11:35):
her. No, Hang on me.
OK, So you're not working on Thursday.
Oh, man. I'm going to be there for you.
Don't worry. I'm going to be there for A22.
Just asking. Yeah.
I'll be there for you. No offense to Molly.
I I love Molly, but, you know, and she's a fantastic lady.
I love Molly, too. Nothing.

(02:11:59):
All right? It's simmered.
It's there. The real trick is going to get
this Joe to come. He's got a like some phobia.
He won't sleep in another person's bed.
We got a fucking. We got a whole guest.
Room for you. You don't want.
Tony won't sleep in your house. He's weird like that.

(02:12:19):
It's a big. House.
Maybe he takes loud grumpers, maybe he shits with the door we
have. We have 3 bathrooms.
You could. Take.
What if? Three chances out out there,
Matt. What say what now?
Three chances out there, 3 bathrooms, 3 doors open.
Oh yeah. What if God fucking let's make a
deal with double TS asshole. What?

(02:12:42):
Tony is an open door shitter andhe's so embarrassed that he is
ashamed to stay at your house because he can only shit with
the door open. I I wouldn't believe that.
Usually the people who are against it the most.
It's a sense of guilt. That's not true at all.

(02:13:02):
No socks. See, there's no talons on his
feet. Oh, look at that.
Double T turned again. I didn't turn.
It's just no sock. I'm putting pressure on Brundo.
No, I don't think I can get my feet up that high.

(02:13:25):
Bro, if he fell over, Jesus, you're wearing shoes in the
house. Shoes in your house.
I. Always wear shoes in my house.
I. Have a lot of hardwood.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
Especially Monday nights at 7 Hardwood all night.
The cleaning crew came today. I don't have to worry about
anything. There's no fucking litter,

(02:13:46):
There's no fucking dust. We're good.
I'm. Going to enjoy this put my did
they use a lot of? Shit over.
It's going to be great. A lot of fabuloso to clean the
floors. I don't know.
I was. Fucking out.
I was. I was outside.
I didn't want to be in their way.
Lemon pledge. I need lemon pledge.
Or lemon pledge. We need more shining.

(02:14:08):
Wizards, I was doing good. Swallow Brother was doing the
nanny. I need lemon pledge.
I do. I thought the nanny was Fran
Dresser. Oh, Mr. Sheffield, I need some
fucking pledge from my CUDA. CUDA.
I hate that show. My clinic box needs a sweep in

(02:14:30):
Mr. Sheffield. Man, I hope friend treasure
fills up next week. My aunt is coming over.
Miss Babble Cock. What a fucking name Babble.
Cock. She want to blow in the fucking

(02:14:52):
the fucking Butler, didn't she, Mr. Belvedere?
Yes Wesley, you twitch drop kickmy jacket.
I don't wanna walk in the door. Never mind it before.
It was like an oboe. It's like the only song in
fucking 80s television that had an oboe as part of the theme.

(02:15:16):
Fucking Tony with the oboe reference.
I was the Tarmash there. No, no, no, no, no.
We know how you feel about the Indian man.
She was my last week, Episode 2 Indian wrestlers.

(02:15:37):
You got to help me, my teeth on the floor.
I had a friend I used to work with.
Every time he heard Tarbash's voice, he was fucking.
He would lose his shit for 20 minutes.
All you got to do is walk up to it and go like, well, next week,

(02:16:00):
folks, you got to tune in live. We're going to be in Studio A.
We got guests that will actuallybe here.
Yeah, they're flying in. Can you believe?
The plane hasn't taken off yet, so.
Brondo why would? You.
I'm conditioned to be disappointed.
I'm going to be out here right now.

(02:16:22):
I don't give a fuck what you 2 do Brondo and Tony.
If these motherfuckers get delayed, I'm not sitting in no
fucking fucking standby lot. I'll pay and park my
motherfucking car and I'll go into the airport and find a bar.
All right? There's some good spots.
There's some good. I know there are.
I'm not fucking driving around Irvington and Newark for
fucking. I was trying to get to the

(02:16:42):
Dunkin' Donuts, which is just outside the fence, but I
couldn't find a goddamn St. to turn down.
We don't know if it really is. No, it was there.
We saw it. It existed.
Not like the not like the clitter box.
There's no hard evidence on that.
Oh no, no, I mean you also. To be fair though, you also
don't know what's behind the door because the door is always

(02:17:02):
closed, so there could be a clitter box downstairs.
I've been in your basement and there's no clitter box.
In the basement. You've never been in Mommy's
playroom. Come on.
Oh, gotcha. That Mommy's another solid
contender for name of the episode.
You've never been in Mommy's. Playroom.

(02:17:25):
Unbelievable. That's like at the top of the
page already. What am I doing?
With my life, Jesus. Christmas and.
I'm still figuring it. Out trying yeah you're doing
good you're doing good bud studio a next week folks I'm so
excited this this is so much funguys.
I hope you've enjoyed this It's it's this is your first time

(02:17:47):
hopefully it's not your last. If you're returning customer,
please keep on coming back for anot so serious take on pro
wrestling and a lot of laughs with your friends.
It's just like hanging out with your amigos.
Yeah, or Bros or Mexicans hoes. Or you're Mexicans or the
Edwards. Well, his Mexicans.
Yeah, his Mexicans. Yeah, or mine.

(02:18:08):
Wait. I how do I still fuck this up?
Like I that away? Also not Mexicans, they're
Hondurans. Yeah, that's true.
No, I got, I got Honduran friends, I got Mexican friends.
No, but I think, I think the context was like he was talking
about his Mexican friends in Mexico 'cause he was talking
about owning property there, which led into the whole my

(02:18:29):
Mexicans, my property thing. Oh, Scott George, No, Scott
George dropping a little. This could help our viewership.
Next week. RAW is on at 3 next week from
the UK. We might even be able to talk
about RAW like the day it happened.
Wow, I'll be at the office. No, wait, just tuck me sideways.

(02:18:50):
Yeah, I'll be in Jersey. Well, forget about going buying
toys. Sounds like you got well, you.
Sounds like you got Monday afternoon booked.
You think we're gonna fucking sit around and watch fucking
Monday Night Raw? We are a wrestling podcast, you
know. Yeah, we're gonna go buy
wrestling figures. So.
There you go, there's four of us.

(02:19:12):
One of us can watch, fucking rawor not.
Who gives a shit? Next week it's just going to be
two hours of fucking Dick jokes and fart jokes and glitter boxes
and all sorts of weird shit. Dicks reading the DVDs off
Tony's shelf. Yeah, Bell's balls.
Yeah. Yeah, Christmas balls.

(02:19:34):
Christmas bells. The holidays are coming.
They are. We might have shiny Wizards
Christmas shirts available soon.Yeah, we will, you know.
I wear mine and mine's in the regular rotation usually.
You wear yours as pajamas too. As pajamas, I wear it out.
It was Christmas in July. Yeah.
Fuck yeah, dude. Here's we're doing fucking

(02:19:58):
shining Wizards Christmas. This year we're doing shining.
I'm deciding August 18th we're doing Shining Wizards Christmas.
This is what we do right when webuy each other gifts and we send
them to each other. If you order from Amazon.
You have to address it to shining Wizards, whomever,
because if you address it to me,Matt, I'm just going to open it
and I'm going to ruin the surprise.

(02:20:19):
But if I get a piece of mail. And it says.
Shining Wizards Matt, I will know it's for the Christmas show
and I won't open it till the Christmas show.
That's the way to do it, right? So if I send Shining Wizards
Kevin a Christmas gift, he will.Know how to open?
It what? Oh, HK.
Sorry. Yeah, All right, fine.

(02:20:39):
I'm sorry. Sorry.
You know what's funny? You mentioned that I actually
have a gift for you from the holidays.
Still sitting here. Why do you?
Oh, I know because you don't know where the post office is.
Yeah. Still wrapped.
It's got your name on it. Really.
Jersey cow Jesse wants to know. Available soon.

(02:20:59):
Where's the where's the THR Thanksgiving shirt that's going
to come out right after the Saint Patrick's Day shirt?
Jersey cow Jesse. I mean, you could do like
kicking a Turkey. No, you don't kick a Turkey.
He's looking for the clip. St. turkeys.

(02:21:21):
Oh St. turkeys you kick. I'm not looking to super kick a
fucking Turkey. No.
Right. How do you think it would sound
if a Turkey sold a fucking superkick like Sweet Chin Music?
Like that smack. Like his little head cracks
back. Sorry, Ma, they're not old gems.

(02:21:43):
Also, I'm just going to. I was going to make fun of
Handsome Kevin because he said something during the Patreon
show. Danny Doring No, but during the
Patreon show that you and Brendajust recorded, you did it.
Well, like sometimes I just do promos in the mirror for
funsies. But then I was on a ladder in

(02:22:04):
the backyard this afternoon, andI definitely went to the top and
I did this. I was like, whoa, I don't have a
fucking leg to stand on there. I keep my fucking mouth shut.
It's a fucking fun Patreon episode.
That's for. Sure it was.
And it was a blast climbing the ladder in doing.

(02:22:24):
That. Keep those comments to yourself
there. Brian Nobbs.
Yeah. Fucking.
Asshole. Gaping asshole.
I hit the fucking hit the thing,man.
Come on. We're really doing that.
Yeah. It's late for you now or what?
Are you on vacation this week too?
No Fuck no. I got to wake up.
No, fuck no. I got to wake up tomorrow.

(02:22:46):
And with that, we queue Scott George says No 10 Eastern for
world's Clyde. That's not what I just saw.
If it's in the UK, it's got to be like 4 in the morning then
there. No, it's.
Mexico. I'm looking WWE just sent it on
their Twitter. Friday, September 12th 3:00 PM
Eastern, 12:00 PM Pacific YouTube at WWE in English in

(02:23:11):
Espanol WWE I. Got.
A yellow check mark? What does that mean?
I don't know, but that's from WWE.
Friday, September 12th. Sorry.
All right, go ahead. Hit the button.

(02:23:32):
And with that, Lottie Doddy do. This has been a production of
the Shining Wizards Network. For everything Shining Wizards,
visit shiningwizards.com and don't forget to listen to all
the great shows of the Shining Wizards Network.

(02:23:52):
You want to thank those that support us over our Patreon, the
existing producers Manny Crotzo and Mike Peterson, Producers
Pete Hensler, Mack Reeve, Tom Cathy Hummer, Michael Hammond,
Pete Parker, David Henry Bauer, The Third Myers.
Long. All days, Scott.
George. Just yell well Emily, Brock and
I dunk Biscuit. Appreciate the support family.

(02:24:46):
You know I need more meat in my life.
Don't tell me how to live my life.
What? Up, Dick.
I'm bringing back cock suckers. I think that's a good one.
This show is not worth a fisting.
Go to the light. I'm so dumb.

(02:25:13):
Oh, I'll be on the apron bump this Wednesday.
I like the purple. Don't you be the labia.
He's fucking plugging there in the South.
I'm into wearing shirts that PP.I want miss hand job back.
I know Mickey knuckles booty when I see it.

(02:25:35):
I mean, who doesn't? A lot of big words there.
Somebody's going to get basted. Sexy Kevin and me too.
I got to really work on the. I got to update this.
Board Toot toot. Who am I to correct?

(02:25:57):
B Brian Blair. Yeah, cunt.
You mean it's? A soft I don't think about.
It us to nut and grandma's butt Part 3.
It's it's what you think. I wonder if I guess double
stuffs. Of course he does.

(02:26:18):
That's it, I'm done. I got nothing.
I got to, really. Update this man I.
Was tasting the budding the balls that I remember.

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