Episode 756: Poofy!

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And now it's time for the Shining Wizards.
You're watching. You're watching the Shiny
Wizards, The Shiny Wizards Wrestling Podcast.

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Wrestling podcast, man. None.

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All right, it is episode 5. All right, fucked it up already
this episode 756 of the Shining Wizards podcast and we got
tropicals nuts making an imprinton Tony's couch.
So it is in person this week. There's a lot of wrestling talk
that happened last week. Big Jim skated when he should

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have heated. Forbidden Door happened last
week NXT, but who gives a shit because we're probably won't
talk do any wrestling talk. So talk about wrestling.
Rondo fucking it up double. T in the house, Tony, it's my

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house. Handsome Kevin.
Tropic, There you go. There we go.
And. Joining us immediately, Jersey
Cow Jesse coming in with the Wolf Wolf.
Jesse, please don't drop the weights.
That's all I'm asking. I'm asking him to drop the

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weights. Just not on himself, but toss
him away. So this is Jesse was here right
away. Tony, you got to hear this this,
this is fucking hilarious. So Jesse and Emily stayed at
Double TS last night. Obviously Tropical and I were
there. Jesse pokes his head through
through the curtains. You saw the little get up that
we had there. A gimmick pokes his head through
the curtains. He goes.

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Can we talk about this sheet that Double T left for me?
He fucking unfolds it. It's a God damn pillowcase.
He gave him a fucking pillowcase.
You're a Dick. You could have given that to Al
who doesn't use Sheets. Yeah, I thought about that.
You could talk to the microphones of people hear you.
I'm talking right into the. Microphone.

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Oh, I can't hear you. I'm sorry.
It's probably you double T. It is definitely me.
I'm the problem. To be fair, after I got Al and
handsome Kevin set up with, withwhatever was in the bin, with
the air mattresses, the sheets, the the, the, the comforters, I
just left whatever. Like Al didn't need a comforter.

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He doesn't sleep with a sheet on.
He's a big guy. He runs hot.
So he took a sheet. No comforter.
So the only thing that was left was a comforter and what I
thought would be a sheet. Because there's no reason why I
have 8 pillow cases. It doesn't make sense.

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They each had two pillows. I put them in cases for them.
Why would I have four more pillow cases?
Don't you gotta? You gotta alternate right?
You gotta rotate them through. No, they're the they're those.
All that betting is just for youguys.
That'll be when you leave tomorrow.
That'll be washed, folded up andput back in the basement.
So I don't know why I have so many pillowcases.

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I guess he was sheet out of luck.
Sure was. It was fucking hilarious.
For any of the listeners here that that don't know Tropical is
a psychopath. He is a yeah, I'm kind of
concerned a little bit, 'cause every, every time that I've we,
we've been together. Oh yeah, He.
I look over and the motherfucker's sleeping on top
of the sheet. Nothing over him, nothing over

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him. Just on top.
Like nobody. Nobody fucking does that.
I do al. Does.
No, it's. Terrifying, man.
It's terrifying something. 'S poking through there.
And this, this right here, right?
The sheet incident. Why is why I would not answer
the late night campfire questionlast night.

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If you were catching for one person, who would it be?
I'm not an idiot. I know you were just looking for
some information to bring to thetable, especially you handsome
Kevin. Wait, why?
Especially me. Because you are a troublemaker.
You have a you are the king of twisting the words the king, the

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king, right? I shit my pants and I cleaned
out my underwear wait last nightand I cleaned out my underwear
in a porta John. But from that moment forward, I
now wash my clothes in a porta John, which is not true.
No, it's true. So if if I answered the question

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last night, who would I be a catcher for?
Yeah. It would be Matt last night had
a couple drinks and said he would love X to fuck him in the
ass. It wouldn't be like if I had one
opportunity to be a catcher, whowould it be for?
Your dream person? No, it would have turned into
Matt wants to get fucked in the ass by this guy and I refused to

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answer this. Guy that was that was actually I
thought about that. I talked to Jesse.
I told him, I said, you know what I think the answer is
roaring me I. Was going to say yeah.
But he's been denying bro stuff for so long he doesn't want it
to get out. Also another.
Thing we had this conversation today we did not go to Adam's
Tavern for water service I purposely wore a tank top
because. I.
Knew we wouldn't be able to get in.

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I knew you fucked it up. Also, why do we go to Westfield?
This was your idea? Yes, I would have suggested
going go Kart racing. I would have loved to have gone
go Kart racing. Kevin even brought shoes to go.
Kart racing could have kicked. Ass nobody mentioned go Kart
racing. Well, could you like, let's meet
in Westfield and just figure it out?
And then we went to the fried rooster.

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Where the fuck we went? And then we had Bear Girl ice
cream Rooster the rooster. You first of all, you love the
ice cream. Place.
The ice cream place was you could have she offered you,
you're like, what is this? She offered you a sample and you
turned around and you're like, guys, I'm getting a sample.
He had some Rory and I'm at thatpoint that's.
Fuck yeah, dude. Oh my God.

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Poor Rory. We drove.
We just drove here. There's that a giant Mexican
restaurant at the top of the hill here.
Why would we not take handsome Kevin to your local Mexican
eatery 'cause I don't eat at that place, the place that I eat
at. And I showed Brendan on the way
home Saturday. That's been closed for like 6
months. And that was my spot.
That was my spot. Yeah, you don't.

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You can't eat there 'cause it's closed.
I understand it could still be aspot.
Oh, but I got two of them up top.
There's MI Pablito and then there's the Taco truck.
They're like right across the street from each other.
I always get MI Pablito. Is the Taco truck a restaurant
or? Yeah, It's, it's, no, it's
Taqueria truck, some shit or other, I don't know.
But are they Honduran? Because.
No, no, these folks are. These folks are legit bro.

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It's a brick and mortar called Truck.
It's the taqueria truck or some shit like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Weird.
Yeah. Well, you know, it's also weird
that we talk about how often he goes to and you want to take him
to another one. Yes.
Why compare and contrast? What if they have a vegetarian
Chipotle quesadilla? This place?

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That's like going to Minnesota and saying let's go to Friday's.
I want to compare and contrast. By the way, we are in studio
together, in case you were wondering, at home.
I don't think they were, man. Nobody gives a shit.
I don't know. We heard a lot of people
watching. A lot of people tuned in.

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Wait, nothing wrong with the sample.
Thank you. Vince Cavill coming in,
pitching, catching. You're playing the game right.
Wait. Wait to just completely kayfabe
his Oh, we all know it's Vince. Maybe he he clearly doesn't want
people to know it's Vince, otherwise he would have put his
fucking name there. Vince, if you don't want us to
let, if you don't want people toknow it's you just let me know.

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It's a little late for that now.I'm trying.
Yeah. So.
So we went to Westfield because that's where you said we'll meet
at Westfield and we'll figure itout from there because you guys
talked about fucking water service for months.
You know what, to be fair, handsome Kevin, I think was
looking forward to some water service.
I do enjoy water service. He wanted to learn about the

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beautiful cows again, see if there are any new updates from
our favorite waiter. Although that waiter that was
holding the door for us when he thought we were going in, he was
a bit of a Dick. I was going to say that I'm
pretty sure that guy was a superstar Jimmy.
Also, Tony, you were like, hey, do you really think HK and Al
want to go back to the same place they were here last time?
I put that out there a week ahead of time so that this way

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if Al or HK had something else in particular in mind, we could
accommodate them because they'reguests, right?
Yes, but you put that out to me,not to them.
No, I put. It yeah, he put it out there,
but like it's it's hard to be like, hey, we want to go try
fucking like we don't know anything this fucking around
here like tropical. Did you do any research?
No. Yeah, see, I did research and I
still was like, I don't know where to fucking go.

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Yeah, but like we're. Pretty much like the Mecca.
Like if you name a kind of placeyou want to go to, we could find
like 5 or 6 different locations to go to.
It's not a problem. See, Caribbean wouldn't have
been bad. Could it be?
Caribbean is though, so just. Here we go, fucking island boy
over here. He really is.
Matter of fact, I see his nuts from here.
Fucking live in the gimmick, Alice.
That's why your shorts are so short.

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He knew where he was sitting tonight.
That's. Right you are like eyes shot
right in his groin, aren't you? Like.
Kevin Nash lining up. We did our our traditional
pilgrimage today. Yes, we went to the toy store.
We went to Pandora's Box and brought some toys.

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So that was fun. Oh tell, tell folks how the BBQ
was. Oh, the BBQ was fucking awesome.
It was fantastic. It was a great time, beautiful
weather, fantastic people and you know, Kevin was there, you
know, I set a record for how long I could stick my face in
the ice cold baby pool water. Which record was that?

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He did it. I did it.
He was for one second shortest record ever.
Santino's record. A record's a record, Brendo.
I didn't see you sticking your face in the water.
Fuck that. Happened, man.
Like, yeah, you just went like you went.
He literally was dipping in and out.
So first of all, for some context there, we have a we have
a baby pool and we fill it with ice.

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Yeah, not babies. Relax and take it easy, Buck.
Yeah. Where's Buckhead?
And that's where we put all the alcoholic beverages.
So when you show up, we just sayput your drinks in the baby
pool. And it's kind of like community.
You drink whatever you want. I have fucking yo.
We have cornhole, we have laddergolf, we have canned jam.
We have nerf guns. Big Jenga, fucking nerf guns.

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Don't know how it became a thing, but it became a thing.
How long can you hold your face and breath in the icy cold
fucking baby pool water? So I kind of was ignoring what
was going on in that right before Tony did it.
I scoffed because I think the record was like 10 seconds.

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No, no, it was like 15 or 16. It was right before Tony did it.
Yeah. OK.
What was it? The the one dude that was there
with his wife, I forget his name, but he went in.
He was a pro. He did it for like, it was like.
10 seconds or so. Yeah, the dude that was there
with his wife. Yeah.
Mitch. What?
The fuck I know. What he's talking about too.
Randy No. Jonathan M.
Was it Bill? No, it wasn't Bill.

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Maybe something with an N or an M?
Nicholas No. Mercury.
Like an Irish kind of name, though.
I thought he he looked Irish to me.
Who stuck his head in the water.It was the dude with his wife.
His wife was egging him on the whole time.
I go for it. Yeah, I forgive.
You. Jesse might.
Remember, I would introduce him.Oh, this is this guy, and this
is this guy's wife. Oh yeah, just yeah.

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And Natasha was the wife. No, Alex.
No, Alex didn't go Russian out. It wasn't the the the bartender
that I worked with Rhiannon. Marty was it?
Marty? Marty.
Marty did it. Oh, I missed that.
Yeah. Marty was in there for like 16
seconds. Marty was the impetus to make
everybody else start going because Marty put up some
fucking numbers. Yeah.
So Pat stuck his face in there. Jamie stuck his face in there.

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Your brother did it, My brother.As soon as my brother showed up,
he did it. Your brother went all the way
though. Yeah, he did.
Well, Tony put his tits in theretoo.
Well, I didn't mean to put my tits in there.
They just wound up, you know, itwas a hot day, but Tony started.
He, I scoffed at whatever it was16 seconds, and then Tony did it
for like 30 fucking 2 seconds, something crazy like, and I held

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it, dude. I could have went longer, but
I'm like, no, let somebody fucking try to beat this and
then I'll come back. Nobody came.
Back. Nobody even came.
Close. No.
And then I was like, I can do this 0 preparation.
I didn't take a deep breath. I just stuck my face in the
water and it is so fucking cold.Yeah, it is.
And when you do that, you fucking inhale, you swallow the

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water. So they said I'm out.
Yeah, but you can't. You can't walk up as like
arrogant as you did and scoff atTony's fucking 32 seconds.
I I wasn't. Scoffing his 32 seconds, I was
scoffing at the 16 once he did 32.
Now I knew I was in trouble. You know what?
You scoffed the two Somebody right before you did it.
Somebody dumped like a fresh cooler of ice in there too.

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Like right in the spot you were going to do.
It yeah, Pat did it. I'm sure Pat loaded.
Of course he did. Walk up all arrogant.
Then well, yeah, how? How is he supposed to walk up?
Score A1. It's still a record.
You can't. You can't do any shorter than
that. Have you learned nothing from
your DDP Yoga? Like, you have to go in there,
breathe, You gotta get ready. You gotta.
Yeah. You were like fucking
meditating. Fucking knees on the step.

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I'm telling you, I probably could have.
I probably could have done a minute if I was really.
Fucking his knees so. Yeah, well, yeah.
Disappointed in you and you and you.
None of you guys fucking even like my fucking face.
Fucking why? Not.
Technically, it did end early too, because there was a little
something extra. In the Oh, and Pat went back for
the second time. He came up with fucking extras
under his nose and was like, allright, you know, Game over.

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Cans were closed. Yeah.
But then everybody else had to go dunking in there, too.
Yeah. Didn't have.
To the kid. The kid put up a number.
The kid, he also put his tits inthe fucking.
He put his tits in the water too.
It's a family thing. I guess so.
You're going to keep it in the family, You see.
Too far, too far, too far. Talk to the guy who's playing
fucking bags next to your kid. He's a fucking gorilla.

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Jesus Christ. That's the gorilla.
Yeah, no, you're the gorilla. And I know they made gorillas
that small. I got I got like a little
carried away when I'm when I'm playing bags with the shit talk
the. First throw.
That was nothing but courteous. We were having a respectful
game. Like we're like, oh, you're on,
He's on. You and your boy left like I I
was crushing double T. Oh.

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Oh, he was talking shit to you too.
Yeah, we fucking beat him. He.
Was Oh yeah, he's yeah. But I was.
And you were like Z. And yeah, you were.
It was more Z in his fucking weird T-shirt.
You. Fucking walked away.
You're like, I get out of my head, get out of my head.
Yeah, I did. I did.
But I regained my composure and we beat you.
That's fine. How's that fucking piss beer?

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I tell you what, the the real American beer right here that
I'm drinking goes best with our fucking shining Wizards Koozies.
Fuck yeah. Amazing, amazing.
I love this. So what?
Tell me they taste like it. Tastes like olives.
No, Tastes look like it. It tastes like beer.
But what? Like beer?
Tastes like shit to me. So.
Well, then it tastes like shit. Get me another one.

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Margie, Tony needs a beer. Where's your kid?
Is he working out? Yeah.
You see? You don't hear the weights
clanging around in there. No, these headphones are pretty
good. All right.
Well, good. Then you don't hear him.
All right? I don't know.
I don't know if fucking handsomegirl is going to fuck him next,
So. Whoa, come on now.
Dude. What?
He was making his way through the family, according to to him

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yesterday. Tony is my friend.
Yeah, you said you're patting him in the ass.
Before. I did say.
That he's like bro stuff, man, that's all good.
There will be no, oh, BSB, oh, we're not going to talk about
that at all. Oh.
Yeah. We, we can't talk about other.
We we have a little business opportunity we'll talk about off
here. What?
The hell is BSB now? I'm sorry I'm.

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Sorry, we can't get it out there.
We had 40 minutes. We sat in silence for the last
10 minutes before the fucking show started.
Yeah, we didn't think about that.
Yeah. God no.
We did a lot. We went.
To the toy store. We were wrestling figures with
the 2 toy stores this weekend. Yeah, yeah.
They had a great time, yeah. The one in Chatham was real
nice, yeah. Yeah.
We played Wrestlefest. Oh yeah.

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I played Ice Cold Beer. That fucking game was awesome.
My fucking arms hurt from playing Wrestlefest.
Yeah, yeah, I didn't play it nearly as long as U4 Maniacs.
We played Rock Band on the on the couch.
Rock Band was fun. It was fun as hell.
Fucking skee ball man. Skee ball Yeah, I know you
robbed fucking out for like what, 40 bucks?
No, just whoa, motherfucker. Yeah.

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You didn't say anything at the store.
Yeah, I got. You you know how not for
anything but he gets he gets the10,000 on the first shot.
He should have at least given you a courtesy throw.
Should have. Absolutely not.
He should have. You didn't get a chance to go if
the agreement was the first one to sync it.
I sank it right First throw, it's over.
You got to give. You got to give him opportunity.

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You got to give him last licks bro.
Fucking first one to to. Am I wrong?
No, I look, if we're, if we're going to, you know, yeah, our
grievance is here. I mean, oh, Bobby, I think me.
Who bought ice cream? Tony bought the ice cream.
Who bought lunch? Matt bought the lunch.
Look at these three sitting. Here, who bought dinner,

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asshole? Yeah, asshole, you fucking
sucked out of white cows. OK.
Fucking toilets in your house. All right.
Good. Good call, Brenda.
Now we look at these. What about these?
It's not fair. I don't forget.
I don't. Offered to goddamn buy at the
73. What'd you bought for?
I can't. I didn't buffer anything.
You can't. Oh man, who's buffing?
I was thinking about buffering but.
Who you gonna? Who ate?

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Who would you buffer? Well, not you.
Yeah, 'cause you wouldn't put your name out there.
Right. Yeah.
Yeah, I don't want to be so cocky on you.
I'm just busting balls. I'm just busting balls these.
Guys are great. He's got no the I have zero.
I'm just busting your balls. I don't want anything from
either of you. So what's BFF?
What best friends fucking. Yeah, what, like you brought

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that up? We got to talk after the show
about BS. Oh no, no, no, stop.
Don't ruin it. You're going to ruin it, Yeah.
We don't need any of. These you're going to ruin it.
Don't worry that when you guys get to the hat later, we can
talk about not going to the fucking hat you said you were.
No, I'm not. I'm it's all the way places a
shit hole. Jesus, I am a real American.
Are you dude? Fuck yeah, I am.

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I set the ice water record. He's got you there.
The good record. I guess, you know, I thought I
might be able to do pretty well with that.
You sure have. Yeah, I thought about it.
Here we go. It's over.
It's done with bad news. Jerk off.
I got 2 full coolers of ice and a baby pool full of cold water.
We can test this out. We go back to the.
House figure I think I might. I might be OK.

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I can do the good night, Diana. That thing's hanging out there
for what, 30 seconds at least? Your face isn't in fucking ice
cold water. Well, he doesn't have to bend
over to get his face in there. Right, it's a big bonus.
Fucking Brundle fly with the lowhanging fruit now too.
I'm looking at low hanging fruitall night.
Cover his nerds. I forgot my grass skirt.

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I apologize for nothing. That's not the only thing Al
forgot to pack. That's right.
Yes. Oh, no.
Oh no. Did you hear about this yet,
Tony? No, of course.
Brundle fly, did you? I don't think so.
Fuck it. What was it?
Saturday morning, right? Yep.
Saturday morning. I get up, shower, all that kind
of stuff. We went walk and everything.
Well, it was it was Sunday morning Saturday when we came

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back from the toy store before we went.
Out to dinner? No, that's that's that.
You're right. Where'd you eat pizza, Vita?
So no, we didn't. So we're sitting there and.
And Tropicale gets up. He walks to go to take a shower.
He comes back out. He starts going back through his
bag. I'm like, OK, what the fuck's
going on? He's like, hmm.
And he sits down and he starts taking like everything out of

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his bag. He's like, yeah, thought that
might have happened. I was like, what, what, what
what's going on here, Tropic? I was like, yeah, we're going to
have to go somewhere tomorrow soI can buy underwear.
Motherfucker didn't. He didn't pack his Grundy's.
You should have free balled it dude.
I got your back out. I got your back on this.
It was, I mean, the kid woke up and I was kind of putting things

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together. He wanted to help.
And so I'm like, yeah, buddy, let's, let's go.
We're going to put all this together, zip it up, try to get
him back to sleep, get out the door on the way to Nashville, to
the airport and arrive. Your 4 year old ribbed you?
Yeah, yeah. Oh man, he's getting a spanking
tomorrow night. The old man probably needed some

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new fucking drawers anyway. That's fine, yeah.
Wait, so you so you hooked Al up?
Was it the pair that you fuckingsalvage, Spike?
Wait, you would you would acceptunderwear from a friend, Tony?
Yeah, why not? Yeah, I told, I told him.
I said. I mean, if I thought that a pair
of my undies would fit you, I'd offer them up.

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Yeah. In fact, I brought extra.
I'm I'm good. We would have went to the store.
It's we passed a zillion stores.We stopped at Walmart Sunday
morning and this sea sucker couldn't have bought AT shirt so
we can get got water service. Good fucking point, Tony.
There were empty water glasses at that place.
I was staring at them. You think I I don't need another
fucking T-shirt? It was nice out, I was enjoying

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myself. You got to like this this.
Rage face. It was nice out.
Yeah, I was enjoying myself. If you would have said you would
have forgot your deodorant, you could have just used double TS.
Because he never used. It's not like I threw fucking
oil and vinegar all over my sun porch and like some jerk off
here. Well.
The fucking oil and vinegar. I need it to be mixed.

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How did I know this cock sucker put holes in the fucking lid and
just put a piece of tape over it.
I started shaking it up, mixing.I know there's oil and vinegar
all over the place. Man, you could have bought
another fucking T-shirt, but youdidn't, all right?
I didn't ask you for one because.
I thought it was Cologne. True Italian.

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Oh brother, true. I tell you I don't.
And I think Brendo was right in his intro.
I don't know if there's going tobe a ton of wrestling talk
tonight. And I know there's a bunch of
people who at the BBQ yesterday who found out I did a wrestling
podcast with these fine gentlemen.
So if you guys tuned in, Rich and Kelly, we appreciate you
tuning in. I don't know how deep we're
going to get into the wrestling talk tonight because this is

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more like hang and shoot the shit and a lot of Dick jokes.
That's yeah, that's what I got a591's all about.
TuneIn now. And I told them on Friday I was
like, if you want to hear wrestling talk, this might not
be the week. But TuneIn anyway.
Oh yeah. This is exciting.
It's exciting to be back in studio and thank you Tony and
your lovely wife Margie and yourson little Tony for letting us

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crash your pad tonight. Hey, no worries.
I forgot my brother Dan wanted to listen in, so I'm going to
send him the link. Oh boy, how do I Jesus family
feare no raw tonight. It was this afternoon, so that
helps us greatly. It's not like we were watching
raw during the show anyway. You thought we were.
We were what? I I have no idea.

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I didn't know. I didn't know what to expect
tonight. And I've done these before.
Podcasts or. Yeah, like 508 of them before it
wasn't 591. Molly Rogue in the chat, my
favorite part of the podcast, Nowrestling talk.
Molly, Molly Rogue That's okay, Molly.
We'll talk about kids between the ages of between the ages of

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13 and seven. Why would we do that and how
they could ruin your your week? Or just the city of Chicago in
general. Oh.
You bitch. Molly doesn't.
She says it. Molly.
First of all, Molly likes me. That's what I found out this
weekend. Yeah, Molly.
Yeah, she's great. Right.
It's great. And we've never, we've never

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met. So no, no.
Molly's beach boyfriend lives atmy house so.
Yeah, it's true. He's about the same size as
Sansa. That his fucking kids going to
be bigger than I am when he's like 9.
All right, that's good for Molly.
He's going to. Walk up to me and just done.

(26:16):
Jeez, dude, what? I'm you should be on my side for
the things he said to your child.
Yeah, We got to stop fucking doing the Zoom off talk.
There's no Zoom off talk. You're like a nine year old.
Molly's interested. Like she's going to be she's
interested. She's in for what time?
What she Yeah, a good all right with a nine year old.
She's in for a good time. I mean, she knows where it's
going. The trees grow.

(26:37):
Oh yeah, she knows. She knows that.
She knows that the growth isn't stunted.
She don't have to worry about a tiny man talking about 9 year
old nothing. Stunted.
All right, OK. Is there any more White Castle
over there? Is it just Yeah, man.
Impossibly not burgers. Did you get cheese on your
impossible burgers? Yeah.
Yeah, did you really? I got cheese on something for
your brother. He's got cheese on something.

(26:58):
I really thought he was going toget up and fart until the camera
over there, I thought he's going.
To shake his crank, do both likehe does in the break.
He didn't like take his camera off, he just got up and walked
away. Yeah, that's fine.
He's over there. I'm.
Over behind. Him.
He's over. There, Yeah, he's fucking

(27:21):
microwaving him too. Oh God, you're.
Putting in the microwave. He's going to heat him up, he's
going to that smells, going to be intoxicated.
Yeah, I picked him up like an hour, hour and a half ago,
almost. Yeah, you were here early, huh?
Yeah, I I left early. I thought I would hit the 17
traffic and didn't. Yeah, no, we made good time too,
but I took back roads because I was afraid I was going to hit
traffic. Who ate all the chicken rings?

(27:43):
I don't know. I have like 4 of them.
Gorillas. Gorillas probably should've got
2 cases. Brondo.
Yeah, it said. Like 30 of them in a sack.
I thought that would be enough. But no, Molly, Kevin is not
under the steps. He's at the he's at the bar
where all Kevin's do the show from.
That's the spot. No the bar.

(28:06):
Well, I'm not going to sit in between these two fucking bash
brothers like that. Bash Brothers because look.
How they do? They next to these two
motherfuckers, no. They do look like a like an
independent wrestling 80s tag team.
Yeah, I know. We could be like the fucking
power twins from the 80s nineties.
Like I don't want to drive the Bob Ketter.
Too bad fucking the bald and thebeautiful over here.

(28:29):
Did you call yourselves the Power Twins?
Yeah. Yeah, beautiful.
Should be the Devour twins. Says the dude who's about to
stuff a fucking White Castle in his face.
Fuck yes. Is that a regular burger or an
impossible burger? Take the Dick out of your mouth
first. No, yeah.

(28:56):
So don't slut shame me. So we are all grown adults.
We're close to 40. We're close to 40, if not over
40. It is fascinating to watch
handsome Kevin and Al decide what wrestling they're going to
watch as they go to bed. What's something terrible you

(29:17):
want to watch you won't get invested in?
Because it's just, it's handsomeKevin going through the Peacock.
But what are you feeling? What are you feeling?
And stopping at every like commercial that is for whatever
Super Bowl. And just like the first minute
of the whatever match is on the screen.
It's like I think at Halloween Havoc.
Then he goes and he goes Great American Bash.

(29:37):
And then I like go upstairs to do something like come back to
watch your fucking Slamboree. I'm like, when did Slamboree
become a thing? Well.
You know, we want to we want to find something we both kind of
agree on, right? We almost went WrestleMania one.
It was very close to that, But we we both agreed we wanted to
hear Bobby on commentary. So then we went directly to WCW
and then like 94 range and then we landed on was it?

(29:59):
It was Great American Bash wherewe went.
Yeah, last night, Great AmericanBash, which fucking 98 was such
a shit show. Horrible thing to wake up to. 98
was where it really started going off the rails.
So fucking miserable, man. It's miserable.
A tag team match between That Was it Pipe Pipe and Savage
versus Hulkster and Brett. Woof.
And then directly after the match, Piper versus Savage and

(30:23):
then your main event, Sting versus the Jai for.
The tag for the tag team pedals,yeah.
I remember. That fucking shit show, it was
bad. And then 99 starts right because
that ended we we start watching 99 directly thereafter.
Opening match Brian Nobbs versusHack.

(30:44):
Which is where his foot's going,yeah.
Followed by Mikey Whipwreck versus Van Hammer.
OH. God, that sounds awesome.
And it. Was it was almost like, no, is
this we got to get away from this now.
What did you guys do the first night?
What did you did uncensored? World War Three World War 3.
We caught just the Johnny Be BadDDP match.

(31:06):
I think we're both pretty much. You might have made it into a
little bit of Duggan, yeah. He made it into DUG because I
had. I helped bring in whatever my
wife had outside and you were fucking gone.
Yeah. He gave me the.
The horns as we were watching I.Don't know if that matters
though. He was.
I don't know if. He is.
He was awake my. Hacksaw take all the way up to
his elbow in a tape fist match. And he was also cognizant enough

(31:27):
to give me the horns. You mess with the bull did.
You get the horn. Or in this case, the nerds.
But you know, whatever you're. Doing it was just just just
funny to watch the the process. Well, I'm not going to be like,
hey Tropico, we're watching thisfuck eat my ass.

(31:47):
I'm not going to do that to him.He's my friend.
No, I I get it. I'll eat your ass.
Because you're my friend. He's your bro.
All right, anyone else going to eat handsome Kevin's ass?
Nah, Nah, All right. You said that way too quick.
I don't believe you. Run this a fucking liar.
I also think Tony's all talk. Are you daring me to eat the

(32:10):
Hobbit's ass? Wow.
You're supposed to be friends and you go right into you just,
well, when I say it, it's cute. Yeah, well, you're not going to
get in my pants that way you have.
To take the diaper off. What?
Who's wearing a diaper? The little guy.

(32:31):
Oh, and I'm the one that needs to stop with the buck stuff.
I didn't. I didn't say buck stuff saying
you know he doesn't want to haveto use a porta potty to clean
his drawers. Also, for all the excitement
about the cheez its, there's still cheez its left.
I hate cheez its. Do you really?
Hate them? Why?
I don't like the way they taste.Fucking heathen Jesus he doesn't
he's and he's eating impossible burgers too.

(32:53):
I can't defend you bro it's terrible.
What's the problem? Now there's Donuts over there.
You gonna partake? Fucking Donuts, Come on.
Felt like I was dying after thatice.
Cream. Yeah, you fucking shit all over
momma's bathroom. Look like you dropped a potted
plant. It must be growing nicely now.
Who fertilized the toilet? He definitely eat more Saturday.

(33:15):
He told us today that he's eatenin, like, months.
Yeah, yeah. 100%. Between the breakfast he had at
the airport, Rooster spin, Yeah,ice cream.
And then we went. Oh, the flaming the. 73, Yeah,
yeah. And then we went to Ree's bar
and he had a very delightful looking like appetizer.
Yeah. How much did you eat on
Saturday? Wait much?
Dude, I got home. I couldn't breathe.

(33:37):
I had a big slice of Sicilian pizza when I got home.
I thought I had an order of Buffalo wings and fried Pickles
when I went to the bar. The double T was putting it
down. Yeah well Al was fucking him and
re killed the order of disco fries.
It's. Because I'm terrified of your
wife. She was threatening me the whole
time to eat these now. That's true.
I told her we were heading out. Why?

(33:58):
Because I got to get home. Why?
Because I'm old. Why?
I'm like, Jesse, can you help meout of here, bro?
Well, you also didn't listen when I asked you once to stop
shooting the Nerf guns. No, I stopped.
Not the first time. No, I I stopped.
Nope. What are you looking around the
room for? Like, they're gonna be like.
Yeah, talking around the room. I stopped.
No, you didn't. It's like it sure did.

(34:19):
Your ass hurts. And the second time she got
pissed off. You're out of your mind.
Matthew. Burst cheez.
Its are not so overrated. Say Matthew Burst, my man.
Thank you MBR you're. Just haven't had the right cheez
its. What the fuck does that you?
Haven't had the right. Spoken like a true person from
Pittsburgh. They put fucking late.
They put like ketchup on cold pizza or some weird shit out

(34:39):
there. Wolf.
It's gross. Gross goblins.
You know what else is great? At the at the the snack bar, the
candy corns. Your wife had a couple jars.
Candy corns. Those things have been in my
house forever. I don't care man.
I gave a lot of them a good home.
Man, them fuckers ruled. They don't.
Gross. Oh, they don't go bad because
this is what? Happened right away.

(35:01):
They're made bad. They the candy corn company
sends out, they send out their goblins the day after Halloween
to go through everybody's garbage to take all the fucking
throwing out candy corn away andthen they just re bag it and
sell it. Yeah, that candy corn was made
in what, 1998? Yeah, it's neither candy nor
corn. It's disgusting.
Tony's kid. It's delightful.

(35:21):
It's fucking gross. You're gross, I know that.
It's up there with peeps. Peeps are awful.
Peeps are fucking terrible. I also think I don't like peeps
because I really liked them whenI was a kid and I would eat like
a whole box of peeps. I did too.
Easter morning at like 9:00, which was a terrible.
But their consistency is so gross, like granulated.
Sugar on a shitty Marshall. I'm fucking 9.

(35:44):
It's the best thing in the world.
Stop talking about nines. OK?
I'm 10. Fuck you ass.
Yeah, the 2 digits make it better.
I think peeps though is like Tony Shivani's commentary.
You had a remembrance of it fromwhen you were younger and
thinking OK this isn't half bad,but then you go back into it

(36:05):
after the AW run, realized maybehe was always terrible.
That is absolutely perfect. And you nailed it 100%.
He was always terrible. Yeah, because if I tried to eat
a Peeps right now, I'd probably throw up.
They're the only good thing. The only thing they're good for
is putting them up in the microwave, making them explode.
That's it. No, it's not.
Now we have to clean it. When you're a kid, you don't

(36:26):
have to clean it. Mom cleans it.
Now you want microwave. I got some peeps in the bag
here. The old bag peeps.
Write that down. Fucking.
Jesus are overrated. Did anyone mess with the
fungians? No, not a fungians guy.
I feel like there's a lot of fungians left.

(36:47):
I saw a couple of people eating fungians, but now, all right.
Pringles are always good. Mary's Subs were delicious.
Yes. Yeah, the ants got them at the
end of the night. I mean, nobody else was eating
that second one. You know, you got 2 for one.
It's about. Half of it gone.
Yeah, half of it was gone, Yeah,which fucked us because I have a
the amount of buns leftover. We got the amount of buns for

(37:09):
the amount of burgers and dogs. So there's a shit load.
The burgers and dogs we can freeze.
The buns will not last. So what do you do?
Do you drop them off at a food shelf?
I have no. A food What?
A food shelf? What the fuck's a food shelf?
It's like a food pantry. No, no, hold on.
I wanted to explain a food shelf.
You guys don't have food shelves?
We have like a slab. No, a food shelf's not like a

(37:32):
slab. It's completely.
We have a food shelter or a foodbank.
Food bank, Yeah, Same thing, yeah.
Food shelf. I've never heard of it Called
the food shelf before. Put the food on the shelf.
Yeah, yeah. I was called the fucking.
Supermarket food on the shelf. The Fool on the shelf.
So what are you fucking shaking your head for?

(37:53):
You couldn't have put that one together.
Yeah, You really couldn't figurethat out?
I'm just. It is.
It's not like you said, crack a rat, he said.
Go take it to the food shelf. It's fascinating to hear what
other people call it a food shelf doesn't.
I don't get that it. Was just the food shelf, yeah.
Yeah, but do you like, is it like a like a drop off could

(38:13):
have brought them here. I could have dropped them off
over at the church. They got a food pantry.
You didn't tell me. I think I didn't know you had so
many leftover. I thought everybody was eating
like gorillas. No, we had a ton of fucking
burgers leftover. My wife went way overboard.
You have to, though. You have to, because if you
don't go way overboard, you're afraid you're not going to feed
everybody. I was afraid we were going to
feed everybody to begin with. And then we got 2 Subs for the

(38:35):
price of 1. She didn't tell me she was
cooking chicken, by the way. Crab cakes.
Fucking awesome. They were fish cakes, whatever
it seems. Yeah, they were great.
They were amazing. The tuna was fucking slamming.
Tuna was amazing. The Tomahawk.
Steak, though, was she? Started at 11:30 last night if.
You were right there for. The tomahawk steak, but that
was, I saw the pictures, it looked that was fucking serious
too. It was a good time.

(39:00):
I had a great time. What's cancel?
Kevin's like something's going. I can see something's going on
in the in the brain. No, no, I'm just.
Like the hearts are coming out of his.
Just laughing, just having a high style.
All right, that's. Good.
I thought he was looking at Tony.
That's OK, Take a look on the old.
Man, look at Tony all the time. What's the problem?
See, this is the time I wish we had a full camera like in the
room, just to see everything. Don't you have the Mevo?

(39:22):
Yeah, but I've already got 2 cameras hooked up.
We had to get out. I'm not asking you to hook it
up. I'm just saying, I mean, how
much shit am I going to hook up?You just said I wish you had a
camera so you could see the whole, like something where I
could just plug it in Now that Ihave to set it up, make sure it
works, this and that, somewhere I can just flip a switch and
cameras on. Boom.
All right, well, you have 364 days to figure it out and I will

(39:43):
spend none of those days trying.To do.
So I do declare we should go to the Mexican restaurant at the
top of the hill next year. Tony, you want to go scout it
first though. Like to do the show.
Oh no, I've ordered from there before.
I've never actually sat in the place, but I don't want to order
from there. I don't want some fucking
Nigerian guy delivering it to me.

(40:03):
I want to go and sit in the fucking restaurant.
You know what, I may have one for next year.
I went with the monies to Mexican restaurant once where
that brewery is that you guys watch wrestling at?
They have fucking shit all over the walls like lucha masks like
all this. Oh, OK.
Like I was like, why would I? Hop in freaking places.

(40:24):
Like the luchador is. It Yeah.
Is that the name? Of it is the name of it the
luchador? I don't think so, but it's on
that straight. Same.
As Bolero. What?
As the Bolero Brewery. Where you turn on to get to the.
Bolero, Tony would know. Better.
I think it's like Patterson Plank.
Road. OK?
Yeah, Tony's going to Google it.Wait, Bolero like the bowling

(40:45):
alley? No, like the brewery.
What do we sell? The wrestling?
I know, but is this spelled a bolero?
Snort. Not yeah.
BOL. No.
W Let's see. Oh, la font Fortazella.
Yeah, I think, yeah. That Yeah, this looks like it.
Holy shit. Yeah, it's right around the
corner. That is cocina E folklore
mecano. Oh HK, this could be your new

(41:05):
fucking spot. Bro I like it.
I'll take a look. Water service can kick rocks.
Don't. Nobody can hear that, only us.
What is? There's a phone booth that says
Yama AT2X call your ex. Like this is this fucking place

(41:27):
is crazy. And it's a Rotary fucking phone,
dude. That's great.
You know what a Rotary phone is,kids?
Jersey Cat, Jesse said. Buy you an owl.
OWL. We got them at work and they
they are decent for a 360° camera without having to do
anything. We start to buy it and
something. OK but no, the mevo would be

(41:49):
fine, it's just I fucking completely forgot I had the
damn. Yeah, but what if the owl?
You just plug it in and hit the button?
Right, all right. OK, would you be happy with
that? Also, I couldn't get over your
hair after you stuck your head in the water.
Oh, yeah. You don't realize how long it is
up top and how poofy. I guess very dries out.
Poofy. Very poofy.

(42:13):
What did you want me to say? Poofy.
Poofy. You're poofy.
Thank you. This is good because I like to
have like, I'm very tired. Yeah, right.
I'm sure you guys are pretty beat too.
Like I I I'm just enjoying myself now.

(42:36):
Why? Wouldn't you?
I worked today Brondo, didn't you?
No, I took today off. I went running around all
morning though, so I wasn't likelaying at home doing nothing.
I'm still busy. Yeah, you should have taken the
day off. For what?
Peace of Mind? Relax your bones.

(42:59):
Celebrate your victory of the Ice Bath Challenge.
No time to celebrate Doctor Jones.
Reminisce about you were not there when Kate's hitter showed
up. Stop.
I explained to Brundo before youguys got here how that all
started, and it's like completely innocuous.
Had nothing to do with me salivating over mammary glands.
Well, you lean into them though.You.

(43:20):
No, I don't lean into them. Maybe you leaned into them when
they arrived. Maybe if she showed up sooner he
would have. That's what she was doing
Forbidden Door stuff, right? She.
Was in mommy's playground. She goes weird that Tony left
early I. Don't know if it's weird.
And Kate was late. Is she Kate?
That's not good. I mean, honestly, it's probably

(43:41):
like like like a mayonnaise that's been in the back of the
fridge like a squeeze bottle andyou squeeze it and just nothing
comes out. Are you talking about Tony
arriving? Yes, his arrival is very dusty.
I don't. Think.
It'd be dusty, I think. I don't think he's got.
I think it'd be like. If you filled a bag full of

(44:02):
pudding and just cut the corner off.
Like a leaky faucet, it just goes rude.
I want to. I want to suck your bleed.
Thank you. Why?
Because I got the fucking point,and I'm not.
No. Yeah, Not at all.
You said it. Not me.
You. You implied it.
I didn't. I wasn't even looking at your

(44:23):
forehead. You're still looking at the back
of my. Yeah, I saw some pictures of the
back of my head. I didn't realize.
I'm. I'm.
I'm losing some hair back. Oh, are you you?
Didn't realize that. Yeah, notice.
I didn't notice. I never looked at the back of my
head. Let me see.
No, no, that's thinning out. Not really.

(44:46):
Now look, did you look at some of the pictures of me from
behind? Oh yeah.
So here's the thing though, double T my Barber started
started doing this shit where atthe end of the haircut he
stopped showing me the back and it was like years ago.
And that's like right before I started really thinning out.
So your Barber not is not. His Barber charges him $5.
He ain't showing him. He did show me, but I was just
happy to have a haircut. Thank you.

(45:09):
Like Tony at the ice cream store, yeah we can pick 2
cookies, everything the fucking sign said he asked a question
about and I was having pizza truck flashback.
You were, yeah, but you were very critical of everybody.
In that, yeah, you were a Dick, man.
You were a Dick to Rory. You were a Dick to everybody.
Wait, what? We didn't go to a pizza shop.
What are you sorry, ice cream shop?
I was not a Dick to anybody. You're very critical.

(45:30):
Kevin and I were having small talk with the lady online.
She was asking us like what? What?
You know, like how it works and everything.
She didn't ask you when was the last time you ate ice cream, she
asked you if it was good. Well, it's.
Probably been three years. Yeah.
All right. Great.
You know what? That was a fair response.
It's like this is probably good,but I haven't eaten ice cream in
three years. Maybe you ask somebody that

(45:51):
it's. Eating cock suckers.
Maybe we'll stop by tomorrow. You can tell everybody they'll
walk in the door. The ice cream really fucked up
my stomach. You.
Want me to do that? Do I want you to?
I bet you that place doesn't want you to.
Probably not. I mean it tasted great.
You walk in, the sign says pick.You can pick any 2 cookies, then
you pick your ice cream to top of toes.
Like I could pick any 2 cookies.And the girl's like, yeah, he's

(46:12):
like, what's this? He's like, you want to try it?
He's like, oh, I got a free sample.
Yeah, I got a free sample. It was delightful.
Then like they had two soft. The cookies were so soft, they
were great. And then everybody ordered like
three in a row. They all the same fucking ice
cream. Yeah, and so like it was a
tropical went first, you get thethe BlackBerry crumble.
Yep, Jersey cow Jesse, BlackBerry crumble.

(46:35):
And like after Jersey cow Jesse,I went oh fuck, look at Double T
I'm like, I don't know if I can pull the trigger on this.
It's going to be look weird. Now I go, yeah, I'm going to get
a BlackBerry crumble. And she was like, oh, all three
of you guys got the same thing. And I was like, yeah, yeah, we
did. I really didn't.
I was really hoping that you wouldn't point that out.
Did she give you a little oh wooor something like?
That no, she completely fucking skipped over and made my order.

(46:56):
Yeah, I just, she didn't. She couldn't see him from behind
the counter. He was up on his tippy toes.
She just saw his baseball hat. She's like, oh, I'm sorry, I
forget your son's ice cream. I'm like, it's fine.
Jersey Cat Jesse also points out.
Don't forget you also got a freesample of the bear batter.

(47:17):
Oh, yeah, that's right. Bear batter was delicious.
What was the bear batter come? Tops right down in the fucking
middle. Just lobby it is that.
What the bear did. Yeah.
We got. The Ginger Bear.

(47:37):
Ah yes, the old ginger bear. Yep, Matt's a Matt's a wizard
truck driving, by the way. OK, it's a fucking first of all,
jerk off. It's a video game.
And you with your fucking slap happy buttons.
Oh, wrestle fest we go. We're trying to like figure out

(47:59):
what to do. He just runs up and fucking
smashes all the buttons. Then he wonders why we can't
play the Royal Rumble. No, all the, all the joysticks
were broken except for player three.
It was the only one I could set it up on.
And this fucker was playing pingpong, driving a truck,
oversteering to the right, crashing.
The Wall. On the right, oversteer to the
left, crashing the wall on the left.
It's like a three-year old figuring out Rat Racer on

(48:21):
fucking Nintendo. I was really waiting for Tony to
start blowing one of the joysticks when he was like
mashing. Oh my God.
Got to Smit, you got to mash himbuttons to kick out.
No, no. Motherfucker has 2 drinks.
He's just lit. This thing's ready to
rock'n'roll. 2 drinks says fucking makes a gay joke.

(48:45):
I didn't make it complimented him.
I don't. I don't think it's a compliment,
Rob. Be fair, he made the gay joke at
H. Yeah, it was at HK, right?
But the Rory was because he's gay.
Who cares? He might care.
When you're making Ginzo jokes in front of everybody in public.
You don't think some Italian guy's walking down the street
going to fungal to this guy? No, that you don't worry about.

(49:08):
That'd be cool if he said a fungal to me.
That'd be pretty fucking funny. I don't know, we're the only
people in the fucking rest. No, there was a guy that they
came after us though. Oh.
Yeah. We want to go to a place with a
bar. I'm trying to see if this

(49:29):
fucking rooster fan he showed methe picture was a bar.
He's like Tony look at this picture.
First picture for the place. First picture you.
Pull up. It's a fucking bar I.
Know, but I I understand and it's the same picture I looked
at, but I wanted to see a menu that had cocktails.
But once we step foot in the fucking door look they have a
bar and he's like no or BYO and he has to come like what does

(49:52):
that mean? Well, you're Bo.
BYOBO. NGO assholes.
Complete fucking assholes. But.

(50:14):
We don't. We want to have that where I'm
from. No, I understand, right?
We have food shelves, right? You don't have bring your own.
No. Nowhere in the whole state of
Minnesota? Absolutely not.
They'll boot your ass out if youbring shit in.
OK, well, we some restaurants don't they just either they
don't have liquor licenses or the towns are dry like there's
all kinds of shit that's. Strange, yeah.

(50:36):
So then it's like, I'll go to the liquor store, what do we
want? And then Tansa comes like white
rum and Rory's like Nope, can't do liquor, beer, wine, anything
in a can. He can only lick him, not her.
Funny that Rory's suggesting anything in the can.
Oh, he's Rory alone. You have.
Listen, it is what it is. You.

(50:57):
Think he's working tonight? I don't know.
The crusty chicken or whatever the fuck it was.
Rooster Spin. Kasha.
Invite Rory to go over to Adams for water service next time.
Now if it was meat, spin Brundo,we're not goat.
We can't take any. We can't go anywhere that serves
meat. He doesn't eat it.
I eat meat. That's how.

(51:19):
You're welcome. I'll isolate that one.
I eat. We can't buy clothes on a
Sunday, Judge Crandall says. Yeah, we can't hear in Bergen
County either. You can't buy clothes on a
Sunday. No, this county you can't.
I know the blue law, but I didn't know that.
And all that shit's closed on a Sunday.
So my Walmart they. Rope.
They rope it off Yeah, B JS the same shit.

(51:41):
They rope everything. So what do you get at Walmart?
Fucking groceries and action figures and fucking like
refrigerators and and shit like that Yeah.
Can't buy clothes. Nope.
Nope. So if I if I shit my pants I'm
from the county. We need a porta John.
I got, I got to throw up my underwear.
From where you are right now, you're like three blocks from

(52:01):
Hudson County and five blocks from Essex County.
So it doesn't really. But what if I don't know if I'm
from out of town? That's your.
Problem, right? What if these two guys, they
cover, I have a fucking computer.
You can't Google Bergen County and figure out where you're at.
I don't know what Bergen County is.
That's the county you're in right now.
OK, congratulations. Right?
But like, these guys walk into aWalmart on a Sunday and they

(52:22):
don't like and they're like, oh,I just don't need to pick up
some toiletries and some new socks for our next excursion.
And they can't buy them because it's all roped off.
And then good luck finding someone at fucking Walmart to
explain that to you. It's funny, I was at a Walmart
this morning and there was a guyasking for beer to one of the

(52:43):
employees and the guy just hablaespanol.
I finally just walked by. I was like, no beer in this one
pal. No services in your Kevin would
have told him that I would have Yeah, it's weird too.
Like even on Sundays, like you can't buy alcohol before noon.
So like if you're like going somewhere and you want to pick
up a six for the. For you know.
For when you get there. Can't do it.

(53:05):
In the state or just in the county?
Well, at least. Bergen County I know for sure.
Yeah. I don't know.
I'm usually not buying alcohol outside of my county at like
9:00 AM on a on a Sunday. I know a guy we can ask.
Where'd you stop to get ice on the way to double T's?
Oh, I stopped in Morristown. OK.
Yeah, I've I've wanted the places right, right by the quick

(53:27):
check, like a block from the quick check the liquor store.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the one. That's what we want.
OK. Yeah, some kid was getting his
ass chewed on. Yeah, yeah, over like 6 bucks. 6
bucks Yeah, why don't you just crack him?
6 bucks, tell him to shut the fuck up.
Well, it was his boss. Like trying to, I guess, balance

(53:47):
out the receipts and it was like597.
Yeah. So he gave me $6.
It was 597. And just losing his mind over
this. And the the kid just looked,
looked at me like, that'll be this much, Sir, and let me ring
out. I left.
Golly. You OK?

(54:09):
Am I OK? Yeah.
It's been a long weekend, but I'm good.
No, I feel like you're maybe like you're like losing it a
little bit today. What are you losing?
What, Like, I don't know, like you like kind of feeling
defeated a little bit, I think. Defeated about what?
I don't know. You seem out of it of sorts.
I am out of it. Things are angry.
I'm not angry. Yeah, A little bit.
A little bit. You're.

(54:31):
It's OK. You're amongst friends, too.
What am I angry about? I don't know.
That's what I'm asking. That's why I'm wondering.
What do you have to be angry about?
This weekend was a rousing success.
It was a huge home run. And that's.
And these guys helped me put everything away.
They have nothing to do tomorrowwhen I drop them off at the
airport, go home, take my balls out, take a shit with the door.

(54:51):
Open. Yeah, Was he shitting with the
door open while you guys were around?
I I didn't go up there. I didn't.
I don't know. Yeah, see, people just don't
walk upstairs other people's houses.
Did you go to Mommy's Playroom? No.
Changed the lock, but also the also the Tony.
Better question, did you ask to see Mommy's playroom?

(55:13):
No. Well, when you started saying
mommy fucks, I was like, yeah, you know.
Those fucking first. Like the first?
Yeah. Yeah, like the 1st 10 minutes we
were there, like mommy doesn't have virgin ear.
She's like, oh, I, I've heard some things and done some things
and he's like, yeah, Mommy fucks.
You got to set the tone. Like fuck, like fucking fabulous

(55:35):
Free bird style. The way he said it fucks.
She's got three daughters, of course she fucks.
Well, three times. Yeah, at least, at least.
You should have daughters without fucking adoption.
Oh, Jesus Christ, Brando, see you've been talking to Molly.

(55:56):
Nope. It's a life changing experience
my friend. I'll change your life.
Yeah. It'll start with the the you
need to have a kid because in 13years I want to talk shit to
him. In 13 years you could just come
over tomorrow and I'll give you the sheets he slept on.

(56:17):
I'm sure they got fucking cum over.
Jesus, I don't. Think they do?
Yeah, well, they got a big target.
Jake's dog. What are you going to say, Tony?
I don't know. There's a fucking pointed hat
Sheets joke in there somewhere that.

(56:40):
Brendo. You know.
Brendo clearly didn't give Matt the sheets for you guys, it
would have been holes cut out ofthem and not the Jewish kind.
The other guy, Atta boy, Speaking of cum all over the
place. They all be pregnant, huh?
Yeah, what the fuck? That was a great fucking Segway

(57:04):
it. Wasn't all over the place.
It was in a place, Yeah. I mean, it could have what
elsewhere? What elsewhere too?
He could have, you know, Look, the pull out message doesn't
work all the time. Big Jim's got a hammer.
His ropes are strong. Fucking Doctor Roof over here.

(57:25):
Doctor Poop. Poofy.
Yeah, Doctor. Poof.
Dr. Poof. Dr. Poop So we got to vacate the
women's champion, and they're not they're not even going to
have a match. We got to vacate the women's
champion. Yeah, fucking in the fucking
thing, you turd. That might fucking win tonight,

(57:48):
Brundo. I think that's a fucking winner.
I'm almost full of. It's going.
To be a lot of contention today.It is fun to watch the Brundo
process live, right? But look, Big Jim, he, he hit
her, hit her in the shitter, or should have.
Yeah. What the fuck?

(58:10):
What? Your euphemisms make no sense.
Hit her in the shitter works. He should have hit her all over
the place. Hitting her in the shitter?
That's not how it works. Well, he should.
Well, if he hit her. Like the shit?
You know Rihanna and I've been trying for fucking 10 years now.
I can't figure it out. She's not helping.
What are you? Big Jim came all over the place.

(58:33):
One made it. He arrived.
Yeah, he arrived. Look at Naomi.
You think he can just keep it like it goes all in there?
Probably not. He probably fucking like a fire
hose all over her. Yeah, but mine looks like a
fucking mayonnaise squeeze. Bond, you really got to compare
yourself to Big Jim. Come on, Big Jim.
All the he's Jimmy use almost onthese Big Jim.

(58:54):
Well, she's fucking putting the the eggplant emoji all over her
social media so. She does really good after that,
yeah. And can you blame him?
She's got a dumper. Big Jim likes that shit does.
He like that shit. Yeah, though he likes that shit
box. He gets all shit locker.
He gets all up in that fucking, you know, up in them guts.

(59:14):
They said like before I forget where it was and I it was like,
it might have been something that clip that I saw in like
Divas or one of those fucking shows where they like they've
been wanting to have a kid for along time, but they figured that
it was Naomi couldn't or Big Jimcould.
One of the two couldn't. She couldn't.
She had some kind of surgery that took one of her ovaries
out, so even if they were going to, it's going to be really

(59:36):
hard. Yeah.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
So, so I mean, you know, good for them.
Yes, great. I love it for them.
One ovary means you still have one in the plus column.
So, I mean, it's never ovary. All right, That was well played.
That one. I like also Jersey Cow Jesse at
Saturn 73 the other night. Yeah, pointed out.

(59:58):
We really missed guac, Lesnar. Oh my God, that would have been
all yours. Yeah, right.
That's a let down for us. But yeah.
So Naomi's going to be stripped of her championship.
She wasn't stripped. She said I ain't giving you shit
to Adam Pierce. Well, you know, now she has two

(01:00:18):
choices. She could.
Oh, she gave it up. OK.
She told all those, all those heifers in the back nine months
beware. No, she said.
You better proceed with caution.I love that fucking line.
I. Hate that line.
I love it. It's horse shit.
I love the outfit with all the caution tape all.
Yeah. No, it's it's great dude.
It's great. She found a niche and the crowds

(01:00:39):
into it. But how do we just now they're
not having a match at Clash of the Champions now or Clash in
Paris? I thought they were doing that
three but. It's not Becky against Nikki
Bella for the IC title. Good.
So no, no women's championship. No women's championship.
Are they putting it on the food show for nine months?
I don't know what they're doing with it.

(01:00:59):
So Vecor is pretty much shit outof luck.
No, they honestly, they probablydo it at that Russell Palooza.
They're going to go big for thatsince the first show on ESPN.
Yeah. Yeah, because what are they
saying? Brock Cena is going to be the
match there too. They said Cena is going to face
the guy he hasn't faced in 10 years.
Yeah. That's Brock.
It's been 10 years since they fought. 2015, right?

(01:01:20):
Yeah. Is it really?
Yeah. It fought in 2015, Yeah.
Didn't. Isn't that when Brock came back?
Just fucking destroyed him afterMania right?
They were in, I think they were in some kind of like Money in
the Bank match at one point together too, or something like
four way like Brock Cena this. I'll find it.
I'll find it. You OK over there?

(01:01:41):
You can put it over here if you want you.
Can put it in there. I don't like this.
I told you we could have changedit.
I don't like this. I don't want the microphone like
in my face because the people tuned in to see me.
Maybe people will tune back in to see something big and black
in your face every week. Jesus fucking.
I mean, it's part for the coursenow.

(01:02:03):
I can't hear myself. We hear you.
OK, good. See Brock Lesnar cage match.
Cage match. Brando's hoods are still at the
cleaners, by the way. HK.
I figured as much. Other matches.
I told you I'd find a double team.
The last time they wrestle each other was a three-way dance

(01:02:27):
January 25th 2015 at Royal Rumble Yes, who they wrestle,
who's in the who's the others? Brock, Cena and.
Seth yeah. Matthew Birch just at the right
moment. It's a great fucking match too.
Somebody else who's in the chat,Matt, My favorite.

(01:02:49):
Oh, fucking Devlin. What's up there?
Football master that kids. The fucking future of football
people. TuneIn and Julio coming in with
loving that mic in the face. See.
All right. Well, I don't know what to tell
you guys. I don't like it.
I'm not used to this. I don't like it.

(01:03:10):
You're out of your element. Yeah.
So we had pics this weekend. We had forbidden door and NXT
heat wave. I know one of us watched
forbidden door. Brundo managed to find 8 hours.
Why do you think I took today off?

(01:03:30):
How was it Brundo? It was.
It was really, really good at the bottom.
There wasn't a stinker. I I will admit there were some
things in certain matches I did not like.
I don't give a shit. Yeah, also like he didn't watch
it, so I can't. Wrestling for you.
This one like every like AW every week like wait really

(01:03:51):
good. Can.
I can I. Interrupt you, Bundo wrestling.
Can I interrupt you, Brundo? Go ahead, let.
Me, let me let me just give you HK scenario.
Yeah, what you're probably your top star needs to go have what
surgery do you A have that person get injured during the
match in which he's involved in or B have his team win the

(01:04:11):
match, have him left alone in the ring and the entire other
team kick the shit out of him while his teammates are gone and
he. Goes away for surgery.
Yeah, I think B is probably the right.
Listen. I thought it was really good.
I enjoyed it. It was like, actually.
And there was no fucking way Will Osprey was the worst, like

(01:04:33):
worst medical person in that match because Tanahashi moves
like he's 100. He is looking fucking.
I didn't book him in this match.I'm.
Not I'm not yelling at you. I.
Mean, I love the guy, but I knowhe's fucking denied.
I'll yell at him. I got your back from though
these two miserable shits. He didn't even he didn't even
watch it. He watched fucking three clips

(01:04:53):
on fucking deathmatch Facebook group.
Yeah, Facebook. Yeah, that's my, that's my.
Oh, here. Here's what we could talk about.
Quentin. Rampage Jackson.
Shitty fucking kid. What the fuck?
And nobody came out to fucking break this thing up?
What the fuck? Yeah, for I I don't know.

(01:05:16):
He's is he a worker? I don't He was look like he was
there as a fan. There was like there.
There's a little bit of back story on that, like.
Someone threw a beer can at him or something.
Thing earlier and and it was supposed to be like it was
supposed to be a work from. What I.
Understand. Yeah.
And and clearly not not so much because he was he was there as
part of do you know this Brunel fly like he was there as part of

(01:05:38):
a part of a deal. They're going to maybe they're
going to work a gimmick with it.And then he fucking lost his
mind. Yeah, so he apparently the guy
who was he was supposed to attack got knocked out by a big
like that. Somebody gave him a slam,
knocked him completely out, and he comes in to do the attack and
he fucking starts wailing on himlike crazy and nobody stops it.

(01:06:00):
And then finally after, you know, probably like 25 punches
somebody, they start pulling, pulling them off the guy, and
then somebody comes over and pins his fucking unconscious
body. 22 Conscious to the an unconscious body.
That. Guy should be all fucking jail.
Hey, big surprise, all the sudden all their ID stuff is off

(01:06:24):
of Knox County Wrestling or whatever the fuck it is.
You can't look. This is like he that's it.
He fucked up his he should neverbe allowed in a wrestling ring
again. 100%. That is that that's people like
that need to be gone from professional wrestling.

(01:06:44):
You can't let people like that in the business.
Is he even like a wrestler? I don't know.
Shit, I don't know. Didn't even know he was involved
in wrestling. Yeah, I think Rampage was on TNA
once. Me.
Yeah, they did something stupid with him on Rampage On.
On maybe? He like was a guest ref or some
shit. 'Cause it was a it was a
crossover with Bellator in TNA, right When Bellator was on
Spike. But we can all agree that that's

(01:07:08):
shitty, yeah. It's horrible.
It's off a junior level. I like that.
I like that. But we aren't sure if the Alpha
Junior thing was real or shoot, we had crowbar on.
We we know he did. He didn't say it was either or
got to read between the lines. One man.

(01:07:29):
What did you read? I've read that.
It was a work. All right, then the Alpha Junior
thing, Not this rampage shit. No, fuck this Rampage shit.
But yeah Brendo, I got your backbro.
Don't let these guys be fucking shitting all over because you
enjoyed a wrestling show. Yeah, absolutely.
The guy who goes to bed to watchin 1998 WCW.

(01:07:49):
No, we went to bed watching 1996WCW.
This fucking guy. We woke up and it was 1998.
I'm glad you enjoyed the show. I saw that Wardlow came back.
Who? Wardlow, Yeah.
Wardlow came, surprisingly came back.
No, I it wasn't like Hulus. I didn't hear him jerk off.

(01:08:14):
Yeah, don't be a jerk off. Yeah, Don Callas's family is
like the NWO now. It's like half the fucking
roster. Sounds great at this point, but
I think Takeshka. Would be moving out there.
No no no. And the faces suddenly forgot
they climbed the cage to save Will.
Thanks clown. They were trying to cut, they
were trying to climb the cage and Yuda and all the other guys

(01:08:37):
had the fucking kendo sticks knocking them off the cage.
Every time that they would grab the cage, hit the cage.
Knocking them off for WWE, doesn't he?
Yeah. Of course he does.
So it made sense. Fucking Abushi tried to run into
the run into the door at full speed and absolutely almost
knocked himself out. He's an idiot.

(01:08:59):
That was your guy though. I know, but he's an idiot.
How was he able to walk too? Like 'cause he broke all.
Of his legs, right? He was fine.
Yeah. Bushi's been fine since he came
back. Who broke all his legs?
Bushi. Yeah, yeah.
Nobody did the. Flip or some.
Shit, he broke every bone in both of his legs.
The Noah match. Oh, yeah.
Barfuji. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The what? Was I going to say that there

(01:09:21):
was one spot in there though, that when Jon Moxley put took a
fork to Darby's ear? Fuck that was I've I've gone to
death match shows and that was too.
Much. You know what, HK?
I see you shaking your head, butyou don't understand the context
of the story. Oh, gosh.
He had a fork. Yeah, And he was trying to stab
him in the ears. OK.
Because if there's one thing JonMoxley wants to do is make Darby

(01:09:42):
Allen deaf, OK? Because Darby Allen, like, like,
he like, he doesn't want. He doesn't want Darby Allen to
hear anybody anymore. OK.
Or he could just be trying to make him the lead, which he did.
Yeah, so that was the story, so.Stick him in the ear.
Golly, it sounds amazing. Douche, I thought, I this makes
me so mad. Now we're in person.
I don't like this. I don't like this Brendo.

(01:10:04):
I'm not going to get down on Brendo for like you didn't watch
the fucking show. No, I did not.
So how are you going to shit allover him liking I'm not going to
shit. All over you are shitting.
All over. I'm not shitting.
All over, get away from the mainevent.
Tony Storm, Athena. Great fucking match.
Because they got two big three-way.
Oh, see this fucking pervert. Yeah, don't talk about kids, but

(01:10:25):
let's talk about heinies. Yeah, I'm talking about female
heinies on grown women. Slabs.
Yeah, really serious slabs. Birds.
Yeah, Battle axis, Battle axiom.Fuck yeah dude.
What's the CM battle axiom? They should all be fucking.
They should be A tag team battleaxiom.
Speaking of slabs, Jamie haters back again too, she said.

(01:10:45):
I was always good to see her back in the.
World like Jamie haters. Yeah, I'm kind of indifferent on
her now. She stopped wearing the things
that make her butt look big and I don't like her haircut.
She looks like Daffy. Scooby-doo.
I'm not a fan of the haircut but.
Yeah, Overall, Matthew Birch says the booking of MJF Hangman
was one of the most ridiculous thing.

(01:11:06):
Now, that covers a lot of ground, Matthew Birch, but I
want to hear what Brundo has to say about that.
All right. So overall great match in the
beginning or towards the end. There was one point where MJF
cheated, pins them, Bryce goes down 1-2 and like collapses
because he got hit right before that and it looked like they

(01:11:30):
counted 3 but Hangman's leg was on the rope and then it just
went like that. You think MJF one, but nobody's
ringing a bell. And then it was just way too
convoluted. The referee was selling
something. Yeah, but more than fucking 90%
of the wrestlers on The Rock. Oh look, I and.
It was way too convoluted in theAW.
It's not the first time though. Like, no, it was one of the

(01:11:53):
biggest things that bothered me that fucking bit when Bandito
beat Jericho for the title. Oh yeah, when when Jericho
cheated and then the the his like mother and sister were
ringside like and whose mother Banditos.
And they called the referee overand then the referee like
started the match over again. Yeah, all the wrestling history,

(01:12:15):
you don't think the fans have ever yelled so much of the
referee to start the match? It just was so fucking stupid.
So marking out says Bryce doing a full turn mid count to avoid
seeing the leg, even though he definitely already saw the leg.
What the fuck? Yeah, I got to understand this.
Darby got pitchforked because Moxley noticed he was wearing an

(01:12:36):
earring. So he's digging out the earring.
What? The fuck sense does that make?
I, I, I, I see you have an earring.
Let me go get my fork. What I've I've watched some old
Jon Moxley stuff. Dean Ambrose from WWEI.

(01:12:57):
Miss Dean Ambrose. Dean Ambrose was an amazing
character. The stories he was involved in
they were fucking most for the most part they were great.
Even the fucking dumb shit with the hot dog cart with the
mustard and ketchup like. Even.
That had some redeeming qualities.
Because what? Redeeming qualities?
Because he was a crazy fucking motherfucker, that's why.
OK, so he's crazy now. He's trying to knock out his ear

(01:13:18):
crazy. He's just a fucking lunatic.
What's the difference between crazy and a lunatic, Tony?
Because he was lovable and it made sense in storylines, and
this time he just wants to fucking maim somebody.
To maim somebody. Nah.
Well, if you have an earring. You know what?
But are being one of the reasonshe lost the title.
Of course he wants a name of. Abdul the Butcher didn't make a
career out of wanting to make Abdul the Butcher isn't on AW

(01:13:40):
television. He would have been.
You know what? He's probably right.
Fucking original. Chic.
Original Chic was best buddies with old Vince Senior making the
shots at the Garden, and all he wanted to do was maim people.
But we love and Revere the Original Chic.
Yeah, Dean Ambrose did become bland, but I think Dean Ambrose
was already fucking punching outat that point too.

(01:14:00):
I don't think he was. I don't think he was fucking
standing up for himself anymore.I think he was just like fuck
this. I think the Brock match was when
he just was like, all right, fuck this.
He thought it was going to be this big fucking moment and.
Then but he started shit with Steve Austin on Steve Austin's
podcast. People forget about this this
like Austin's trying to interview him seriously and he's
just being a Dick to Austin. And like Austin's comes out, he

(01:14:21):
goes, you know, I feel kind of bad.
I should have done better. Nah, dude, he was a Dick.
It is what it is. Yep.
Even Mark it out says that podcast was brutal.
Of course it was. Of course it was.
I didn't hear it. I don't recall.
I know he tried to start something with Foley right when
he was an XT. They tried to do something,
yeah, but then Foley wasn't cleared or some shit.

(01:14:42):
Yeah, Foley wasn't going. To be able to do it.
You know, I've seen Foley latelyand as much as I like Mick
Foley, he fucking fell off the wagon again dude.
My God he looked good. He was doing the DDP.
His pants were falling off in the videos and shit.
He realized he couldn't do that.One more deathmatch, so who
gives a shit? Get fat again.

(01:15:02):
Couple more pumpkin pies. What's wrong with the pumpkin
pie? Nothing.
But you got to stop after three of them, I guess.
I went down to the rodeo cheeseburger rabbit hole the
other day. Oh, God.
Again. Yeah, it wasn't as bad.
It was not even as close to as bad as were you trying to
impress girls like fucking Handsome Kevin was?
What the? What the fuck does this mean?

(01:15:23):
What hold? On I'm I'm fucking fused so
Scott George says hangman Once Upon a time went after a swerve
in one of their matches because he was wearing an earring.
Well, how does that? Oh, continuity, I got it.
Attacking Darby because he's gotan earring?
There's no fucking. Kind of get Triple H attack
Batista because he had a that's that nose ring that's.

(01:15:43):
That long term storytelling thatyeah, with two.
Guys, they're not even connectedand but that's probably what it
was. A bunch of 1.
Time way back when, this guy didit to this guy.
So now, now Mox is going to do it to this guy.
Why earrings? You know what?
In the tag team match, there waslong term stirring that
storytelling because because I hurt Hertz in the kit, got

(01:16:05):
fucked out of the titles by Gates of Agony and Ricochet many
moons ago. MVP told Ricochet to go fuck
himself, took back his card, comes back and bite him on the
ass. And long term and bro dildo won.
Yep, bro dildo. You were the only one who took
bro dildo. I didn't even realize it was a
three-week dance. I didn't know FDR was in it.

(01:16:26):
Didn't watch Dynamite huh? No, I've been this.
I watched, this is probably the only week of the year where I
don't, I didn't watch any wrestling.
I was barely on our social media.
Like I was just all in on the BBQ.
That's like the only reason I know what happened at Forbidden
Door was because I had to updatethe pics before we left the

(01:16:47):
house to come here, right? I just look people, you're going
to listen. Oh, you do a podcast.
There were 760 episodes in like 100.
And seven. Once a year I get to do this
barbecue and once a year I get to see these beautiful faces at
my house and I get to hang out with them and not have to do

(01:17:07):
wrestling stuff. It's it's a break for me, right?
Someone's like, oh, you're not going to watch Forbidden Door.
No, I miss a lot of other thingsto watch wrestling or catch up
on wrestling. This is the one time I will not
miss out on an opportunity to spend time with my friends
because it's a great group of people.

(01:17:29):
I had a friend, she showed up. She's like, hey, I'm going to
come. But the guy I was supposed to
come with, he bailed. Oh yeah.
And she's like, I'm not going toknow anybody here and I'm like
you'll be fine, just show up, hang out.
These guys like wrestling, theseguys like wrestling, everything
will be fine. Didn't help that HK called her a

(01:17:50):
bird. Oh, it was her.
It was Meredith. Yeah.
Wait, who are we talking? Who's married?
You weren't there for marriage. You weren't there for her and
her bird. She brought a bird.
No. But HK called her a bird.
Yeah, while we were playing bags, he said.
This bird over here, that's not a bad thing.
I didn't think it was bad either.

(01:18:11):
A bird is in term. It's a term of endearment.
Yeah, yeah, but it's not nice. She was a flaming bird.
No Brit, that's a that's, that'sBritishisms, bro.
What the Brits call like, wait, no, what's the Britticism?
The Britticism. Yeah, yeah, all.
Right Britticism. I like that you wrote that down,
but that's nowhere near going tobe fucking titled the episode.

(01:18:34):
But of course. And and he's over here now he's
pooping all over forbidden door.He went 11 and two, he had the
best record just and I haven't watched the fucking show in
weeks. Just because he hates the
product doesn't mean. It was hoping he watched
Dynamite this week. No opening segment would have
fucking made your heart explode.What was?
It it was Osprey out there talking.

(01:18:58):
Then the Death Riders come out and attack him and then Darby
Allen saves him and. Was Darby wearing earrings when
he came out? What was Darby wearing earrings
when he came out? Yes, he was, but then he ended
up, no, he didn't come out. He was hidden in a body bag or
something. But yeah, Tanahashi came out
running to the ring. He looked like fucking Santino
walking down to the ring. The OPS come out, the war dogs.

(01:19:22):
It was literally half the lockerroom.
I was I was thinking of you the whole time.
Like please be watching this. This would have driven you nuts.
Oh, and you didn't watch this week?
But what the? Fuck is this.
Don't wear jewelry in the ring. That's.
The story they're telling this be a short story.

(01:19:56):
Marking out, I did the quotes off that for running off the
screen. It certainly was not running.
He he did in his match, Tanahashi.
He he did his jump over the rope.
Yeah, great. Yeah.
For the high fly flow. He almost didn't even make it.
It was So this guy, I don't knowif he has four months left.

(01:20:18):
How, how long of a show was it still going on?
No, because I felt like like we were.
The sun had yet to set in Morristown, NJ and HK was
boasting about his his wonderfulrecord and we were at the main
event. I think it was about a four hour
show or so. That is impressive.
I didn't watch the pre show so maybe that added.

(01:20:38):
To it, yeah, probably, yeah, butyou.
Know the last two matches were over 30 minutes each so that
that added to it, but everythingelse was, I don't think anything
else even went 20. I also there was an IXT
pay-per-view. Yep.
Wolf. Yikes.
So it sounds like I don't know, I don't watch NXT.

(01:21:01):
I try and I try and watch some of it every week and I usually
don't get too far. I know Dana Brooke is now the
TNA Knockouts champion. Oh, she's Ash.
Ash. Yes.
Yeah, I'm gonna start watching Wow again.
Do you, though? Yeah, No, I really do.
It's pretty shitty, yeah, but it's it's entertaining.

(01:21:24):
It doesn't try to hide what it is.
It really doesn't. I mean to.
I'm going to start something here.
To be fair, AW doesn't try and hide what it is.
It's. For the sickos, it's.
For the sickos, AEWS is not endearing at all.
Like there's no you didn't say anything about endearing.
You said they don't try to hide what they are.

(01:21:44):
Yeah. And it's and it's and it's not
it's it's enjoyable for what it.Is remix.
You know what I meant to mentionthis too.
They had the the commentator from New Japan on Walker.
Stewart, he's great. He was fantastic all night.
He was so much they had a night when it was they had a match
where he replaced Tony Shivani. So.

(01:22:05):
Good 17 commentators on the fucking roster and they're going
to bring in the guy from Japan? Oh God, they could bring in the
Japan commentator for Forbidden Door with Japan.
Look at Tanahashi, you can't fucking walk.
Well, that's the best. See you later.
Why don't they just put somebody's fucking future

(01:22:27):
opponent on commentary for everymatch like they do on fucking
the Dynamite? They do it on tuck at WWE2.
Stop. What is what's his?
What's Don caller? She's just been on commentary
all night. He's he.
Probably was he was on at least one.
Sounds great, yeah. We can watch it later.
Fletcher match he was on. For I got the I got AI got a
gimmick. No, I don't.

(01:22:48):
I don't need to watch it later. I don't need to see your gimmick
either. I'd rather go back.
I'd rather go back to watching fucking COVID WrestleMania
again. No, you wouldn't.
Yeah, it would. I'm up to the triple threat
ladder match for the tag team titles.
But also, it's like Jimmy USO, Kofi Kingston and John Morrison.

(01:23:08):
That's right, they did. That's right.
One of one of the other assholesgot COVID so they made it a
fucking three-way singles match.Jeez Louise.
That's rough. It's so weird watching fucking
Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross win the tag belts from fucking from
the Kabuki Warriors. Your pirate girl was on the
show, is she still there? Yeah, she's.
There. Yeah, Kabuki warriors are back.

(01:23:29):
They brought her back when NIA Jax came back so she could
finish her off. Oh yeah, are we?
No, not OK. Fuck it, Let's just keep
rolling. If you got a piss, go piss.
I don't have to piss. I would like if someone gets up
though, I'd like another water. I got you nutsack all.
Right. Thanks.
Funny, you're the best. Can we, Can we go?

(01:23:51):
Over like the stats like oh. Yeah, I got I updated.
Everything if you'll just go over there and fart.
Oh, he's been fucking breaking wind the whole fucking night,
Has he really? He's going to be creeping up
those stairs he's hiding under, making my family nauseous.
All right, take this down. Take it down.
Do this. By the way, every single

(01:24:15):
highlight that I saw of NXT was fucking Booker T going yeah,
baby, yeah, baby. That's.
Why I don't make it through NXT is fucking Booker T every week
awful all. Right.
Look at that handsome guy with the fucking Maccabi A
Championship. Off the best picture I've ever
taken in my life. Now HHK, you did make up ground.

(01:24:36):
Hell yeah it did. For a Forbidden door, Brundo and
Tony went ten and three. I went nine and four.
HK went 11 and two. Brundo was the only one to take
the Gates of Agony and Ricochet.Handsome Kevin was the only one
that took Bro Dildo. It's also the only one who took
the Death Riders and the Young Bucks.
Whoops, I really shit the bed. I took Alex Windsor, Hurt

(01:25:01):
Syndicate and Swerve, Strickland, Jet Speed and OKU.
I thought because they were in the UK OKU would get a win but
joke's on me. Brendo Silly, who's on you?
Brendo Silly took the crew and the Don Kallis family and Tony
and Brendo took the Harley Cameron team.

(01:25:21):
Me and me and HK took the Triangle of Madness.
Whoops. In NXT, Tony and Brundo each
went four and two, so they stayed neck and neck.
I went three and three and HK went two and four.
Woof. Tony and Brundo each had Lola
Vice Dark State, Blake Monroe. Brundo, you took Javon Evans to

(01:25:48):
be. He's he is pushed like crazy.
I thought they would finally pull the trigger on them.
I didn't think there's really anybody left for Oba and
outcomes. Ricky Starks.
All right, HK, you shit the bed.Two and four.
You took Kalani Jordan, as did I.
You took Hank and Tank, as did I.

(01:26:10):
None of us got the TNA Championship match right Then.
You took Jordan Grace. Well, Tony, you took Tavion
Heights and Tyra May Steele. I went back and forth on that
one just because Tyra May Steele, you know, it's kind of
like her introduction. I thought that and Chelsea
Green's in it. She loses all the time.

(01:26:31):
That could have been a a time tolose.
Wait, her name's Tyra May Steele.
Tyra May Steele? Yeah.
That's her NXT name. She has a different name where
she won an Olympic gold medal, but God forbid they use that.
Sold HPK so Tony stays in first place. 118 and 42, Brenda 116

(01:26:52):
and 44. I'm dragging up the ass at 11050
and right on that ass. Oh yeah.
HK One O 951. I really thought I was going to.
I thought I was going to pass you.
That was no longer going to be the caboose.
Forbidden Door was strong, but that NXTNXT was rough so we got
Clash in Paris this Saturday, sowe'll be picking that.

(01:27:16):
What's it? No shit.
Thanks. What's it?
John Cena? Logan Paul I.
Could probably. Is it Becky and Nicky?
It is LA Knight, CM Punk, Seth Rollins and J What's up?

(01:27:38):
J not ski. Four way right, Nova.
Core anymore. Nova Core, right?
Yeah, I'm not used to. I should have brought my second
laptop. Why?
I used to have one. I usually have brought those
notes right in front of me. That's OK, my notes didn't
include the clash in the Paris this week.

(01:28:00):
Oh no, no, not even a preview. I forgot.
Yeah, this is the point that youforgot that.
Or notes. Too.
Yeah, sorry Tony. I'll do better next week.
Roman Bronson Reed. That's right.
And the good old fashioned donnybrook between Sheamus and
Rusev. They.
Should call back a Donnie on a good old They're calling it
that, yeah. Yeah.

(01:28:22):
They should bring back, they should bring back Aiden English
to do his announcing again. Yeah, that'd be great.
Rusev. He.
Is on TNA, you know they have the.
Rusev Is he a? Is he a commentator?
Yeah, he's a commentator. Yeah, so that's Clash from Paris
this Saturday at, what, 2:00? Yes.

(01:28:46):
Scott George says 2:00 PM Eastern on Sunday.
Sunday. It's on Sunday.
Everybody's saying Sunday marking out and Scott George
both say something. Sunday.
I don't know. You tell me.
I have no fucking clue. That's a bummer.
I thought it was Saturday. Why are you working Sunday?
Yeah, all day Sunday. Sucks.
It's on the cockpit, you can watch it anytime you want.
I know, I know. Then you can Fast forward to the

(01:29:06):
8 hours of commercials. And the intros.
I don't need to see the intros, I'm not a big intro guy.
Do do do do do do do. Question that.
Gets the people going, yeah. Man, 31st, that's Sunday, OK.
Yes, Yep. I'll tell you another story.

(01:29:28):
Oh, you wanted me to tell a story?
Fuck yeah. Tell A.
Story. God.
What kind? I don't know if I have a good
story. This one time I dipped my face
in water. For a second.
Yeah. Who?
Learned what a Judas Chalice was.
Oh, do you know what a Judas Chalice is?
Cradle. Cradle whatever Judas cradle a

(01:29:50):
Judas cradle. I don't know, but Jesse's
getting one. Oh oh, is this a Is this a Dick
piercing of some kind? No marking out at the BBQ.
The menu consisted of burgers, dogs, BBQ chicken.
We got a three foot sub Italian sub, maybe two of them
accidentally. Totally had to pay for one but

(01:30:13):
we got 2. Potato salad, pasta salad,
watermelon, variety of dips of biggest tray of veggies you've
ever seen in your life. Tuna.
Not like tuna fish. Like an actual like tuna steak.
Basically tuna steak. Yep, with the roast beef.

(01:30:35):
Fish cakes, fish cakes. No roast beef curtains you jerk
off. Help yourself to bags of chips.
Pringles, cheeses, Doritos, Ruffles, Oreo cookies, chocolate
chip cookies, cheesecake dip, doughnuts.

(01:30:59):
Hey, there's there's one more slider.
Who wants them? You do.
Nobody. Nope.
No, it's all you there, big guy.Make sure it puts you over the
edge. There you just.
Make me one too if you want. So it was a big yeah.
No, sorry SJ. No pudding or jello.
Yeah, that was kind of a miss that looks.
Like bro, you're tell my wife tonight she missed on the

(01:31:21):
pudding in. Jello, are you out of your
fucking mind? All right then.
Oh, and someone brought a fucking tomahawk steak and a rib
eye, right? I think it was a rib eye.
Massive rib eye. Yeah, it was delightful.
It was out of control. Way too much food.
Way too much. Food.
Do you still have veggies from the veggie plate leftover?
So many. There are veggies.

(01:31:42):
Yes, I saw you dropped that Tony.
Two in the box, anybody? Want mud?
Water. Anyone from mud water?
Mud water? No, no, I got my regular water.
Oh no, I got, I got to try mud water.
It's fucking iced tea. Thank you, Tony.
I appreciate that. Fascinating.

(01:32:03):
What's fascinating you don't want to try mud water.
We see this motherfucker drink it every week.
It's iced tea, dude. I got to try the mud water.
Is it store bought mud water or is it homemade mud water?
It'll be homemade after he eats that last burger.
Mud. That's.

(01:32:25):
That's. Mud water out the water.
Actually, man, not so much. Maybe it is mud water.
You know, I'm going to reach it and you know what I'm going to
do? What are you going to do?
You have a doughnut? No, I know the, I know the
marking out guys that they are. They're in.
They're they're kind of local. Yeah.
Maybe I'll invite them to the BBQ next year.
The more the better. Exactly every.

(01:32:46):
I mean, not everybody. Let's just pump the brakes on
that buddy. All right, There's like a the
list is very short of people. I will never allow my house.
He was never there. Right, he was never there.
Someone may need a. A Yeah.
Somebody wrote those on a on a block to say AL's a hell of an

(01:33:08):
artist. Oh my God, is he ever?
Yeah, is he ever a brick of year?
Yeah, Matt, Like this one? Better than last year's Canadian
destroyer Brick. Yeah, I don't.
You started with that shit Saturday until you knock it off
immediately. It hurts my soul.

(01:33:30):
It hurts my soul. Now you got a Golden Gate.
Brick. So yeah, it's great.
Next year maybe a clitter box brick.
There is a design in the works. I don't want to know what that
is. It's our next T-shirt.
Why? How's the mud water?
I got to tell you, this is pretty fantastic.

(01:33:51):
Mud, water, Tony. You're welcome, dude.
It's kind of light. Yeah.
Refreshing. It's nice.
OK, told you. Yeah, you haven't.
You've not steered me wrong yet,Tony.
I will never steer you wrong. And I know that about you.
Hop on, he'll steer you somewhere.
You wish I just let him ride, bro.

(01:34:11):
Wherever the road takes us. Now, Tony, I think the real
question here. Wait, so what's a Judas cradle?
Oh, God damn. I got to Google what it is.
Oh, wait, you know, I'll Google.Yeah, please.
Because I didn't explain it to the group and was late and I had
a couple cocktails. I think it involves like, a
spike in the asshole or something like that.

(01:34:33):
I'm lowered. It's like a torture device.
Yes. Yeah, I, I.
Look at this. Is it in your mommy's playroom
all? Right.
First of all, it's not my mommy's playroom, It's mommy's
playroom. Brundo glitter box as well.
My mommy's playroom is 6 feet under, buddy.

(01:34:56):
Oh this is no big deal. I've seen some videos where
where some ladies and gentlemen have taken things bigger than
this thing. Judas cradle.
If I can go down to the adult store and buy something bigger
than this, the Judas cradle can go eat shit.
Can you explain the what the Judas cradle does, Tony?
A purported torture advice invented in Spain in the 16th

(01:35:16):
century by the Spanish Inquisition, by which the
suspended victim's orifice, usually the anus, while some of
us only have that was slowly impaled on and stretched by the
pyramidal tip of the seat. It looks like it looks like a
stool with a pyramid on top. And they sit you down and it
looks like there's a harness that goes around your neck.
And they probably just really just pull you down on this

(01:35:38):
thing. So it's like sitting on Dan
Aykroyd's head and conehead. Yes.
Except that's. That's a little more comfort
tip, if I had to say. Yeah, just kind of rounded,
right. It's not sharp.
It was believed that the torturedevice was named after Judas as
a means of punishing those who were deemed to have betrayed
their fellow man. Yeah.

(01:35:59):
Now anytime there's a Jews reference, it's just me rubbing
vanilla ice cream over my tusks.That looks horrifying.
Yeah, that looks rusty. Yeah.
Like you. No, it's wood, bro.
It's not rusty. That's wood.
That's even worse. You don't see, like, the wood
grain on it. You.
Ever go down a wooden slide? Not without my pants.

(01:36:22):
Have you got down a wooden slide?
But my father told me stories from 1950, so.
What the fuck were they doing inthe 50s?
I don't know Wood. Sliding.
Picking out splinters out of your legs.
Oh, I had to pull a nail out of my ass one time.
Yesterday. Not yesterday, no.

(01:36:43):
You want to start to see? Yeah, you.
Get that to pull a nail out of my ass and leave us all hanging.
Like not like the nail. So for a for a short period of
time, when I was like 17 in the summer, I went to go work as a
roofer. So bundles, right?
Bring them up, throw them out and like, tear off all that kind
of shit. Well, I was sliding down the

(01:37:04):
corner of the roof where it kindof meets there and the little
nook. And as I was sliding down, I
don't know how, but a nail clipped up and right my ass,
yeah. Two holes in the ass that.
Night. Yeah, yeah, it sucked.
That hurt like a motherfucker. And then you like, I actually
had to like grab it underneath the like the head of the nail

(01:37:25):
and physically. Pulled it.
How big was this? Nail it.
Was pretty decent. Jeez, yeah.
It didn't hit me anywhere that was nice either.
Yikes, dog. Right in the meat.
Yeah, right in the meat. Yeah, I could always be worse.
That's my friend that wrote a seatless bike.
Yep. Why?

(01:37:46):
Because the bike didn't have a seat and he was doing jumps and
he came down on it and a couple of stitches later.
Josh Crandall said shingled roofs in the Shire Shire.
Josh Chandler Shrinkle shrinks in the Shire.
Just Stringle freeze in the trigger.

(01:38:07):
Double you most motherfucker. I'll have to try and get to it
before somebody else shingles inthe Shire.
Now let me ask it. New TOTS dropped today.
Yes, new TOTS pod and I don't want to steal any Thunder from
the next episode, but is there aget off my lawn for your trip to

(01:38:31):
New Jersey? Oh, good question.
Maybe the guy at Adam's Tavern? Hey, hey, hey.
Play along, but this let them dothe gimmick first.
Drink your fucking mud water andshut.
Up so I think that I mean tropical I we're we're both on

(01:38:52):
this this train The fuck the theridiculous amount of of horn
honking that goes on in the state for no apparent reason
that could still. I mean, every time we're out,
we're like, what the fuck is wrong with everybody?
Layoff the horn. Like that's just too much.
I remember you saying that when we were sitting outside the ice
cream place. I think you're up to at least
like 3 since we got the Westfield.
Which is, which is like significantly less, yeah, than

(01:39:13):
the last two times. Yeah, it was 27, the 10 minutes
I waited on Tony to pull up lastyear.
Yeah. Just too fucking much.
Nobody gives a shit, it doesn't matter.
Like stop honking your goddamn horn.
You are correct too because my parents used to live in the
Midwest and she said she drove acar that would stall out every
time they stopped at a light andshe's like if I drove this in

(01:39:33):
New Jersey I'd get beeped at every single fucking.
Time. Yeah, because everybody's
settled out on that. There hasn't really been
anything I would say like the the the superstar Jimmy at
Adams. I probably I'd probably get off
my lawn. I don't know what type of people
Minnesota is importing other than hobbits over here, but

(01:39:53):
watching the parade that came off of this plane with Kevin.
You get off my fucking mind, truck.
There's a parade, you know, the people in the the wheelchairs
and everything like that. But there's a homeless guy that
was the world's largest bulldog I've ever seen.

(01:40:14):
There was just vagrants abound. And then Kevin.
Well, listen, like he's text like I let you guys know I'm
landing and and I'm I'm waiting to get off the God damn that
that's something to get off my lawn.
I hate this shit. Motherfuckers like the plane
will land. Everybody will get off the
plane, right? These assholes that stand like

(01:40:36):
as soon as the plane lands and stands up and starts grabbing
their shit, Fuck you, man. It's it's a zipper merge to get
out of the plane. But these people for some
reason, it's a what? It's a zipper merge.
Everybody hue, hue, hue, you, you, you, you, you.
That's the way it. Fucking works.
What do you call it? A zipper.
Merge. OK.
Like, and these people jump up and grab their shit and then
start like walking towards the front of the plane.

(01:40:57):
It's settle down, you're going to get off the fucking plane.
Nah, dude, you got to get up, you got to, you got to be ready,
because when it's your turn, yougot to go.
Yeah, but when it's your. Turn when it's your turn, yes.
You know how you avoid all that sitting first class?
We went to fucking Tampa first class back in April.
Fucking greatest thing ever. Yeah.
Those people. 1st on the plane you got room for your bag

(01:41:20):
overhead First off the plane. It's fucking amazing.
I did it. I did it once.
My wife and I, on the way back from honeymoon from Houston to
New Jersey, upgraded. It was like the greatest flight
I've ever been on. The airport is usually full of
get off my lawn like the airportis.
That's a place. The airport just sucks, but
that's a shoot. Fish in a barrel.

(01:41:41):
When we when I was when I was flying out, there was a a kid
like boy, he was right in front of me going through the security
line. He.
Was taller than him. Yeah, he was taller.
He's like probably in his mid 20s, but he's wearing like a
Chili Peppers hoodie and he, he looks, he looks like a fucking
dirt ball and kids. Just trying to go somewhere, no?

(01:42:05):
Wait for it, Tony. So I, I security is easy, right?
You take you got flips on. You don't even take your flips
off anymore. EW, yeah, you what?
You? You go through, you go through
security of flip flops. What's the fucking problem?
Gross. Those nasty?
When you picked me up, was I wearing fucking flips?
I don't remember. Wait, do you have to take your
flip flops off to go through thesecurity checkpoint?

(01:42:26):
Not anymore. Oh no, nobody does anymore.
But you used to have to go through barefoot.
In Minnesota. Oh, fuck that.
Yeah, I don't give a shit. Yeah, I don't give a shit, he
says. I mean, Hobbit feet are fine
walking to Moria. What's what about going through
the Minnesota? Airport.
I don't know what that means. It's a Lord of the Rings
reference I think. It was over your head.

(01:42:49):
Everything's over his head. Al don't get fucking nasty with
Brendo because he enjoyed AW andyou didn't even watch the show.
Back here if you need me. Wow.
I will say, getting off the plane, there was a guy rushing
to the front that had his backpack trying to get his and

(01:43:09):
his wife's bags because, you know, they're the most important
people obviously on the plane. And he kept smacking me with the
backpack. And the first couple times I'm
just like, OK. And the girl sitting beside me
saw the facial expression changeand I just stopped and looked at
the guy and then stood up and Ohmy my apologies.
Sir. Because his wife's like he's

(01:43:33):
going to kill you right now. I would not want to see you get
angry. It can be crazy.
Does it get crazy? It has.
What's the angriest you've ever been?
I knocked out a dude's tooth once.
Wow, you got the scar to prove it.
Why? I really don't remember.

(01:43:56):
How's like the fucking Hulk likewhen he rages like it's just a
fucking different person. Yeah, a little bit.
When it goes past the point, I think Cassie's seen it once.
There was an incident at work. Not going to get into all the,
we don't have fine details, but like that dude, he had
threatened Cassie and yeah, likeshe saw something, you know, the

(01:44:21):
pupils dilate and it's like he'sabout to kill him.
I will tell you this, my observation from the BBQ Al is
way more social than handsome Kevin. 100%.
Yeah. I don't think I ever realized
that, yeah. I'm not like like one of those

(01:44:42):
like let's walk around and fucking chat it up with people.
I don't, but like, you know whatI mean?
Like I'll talk to anybody, but I'm not like going to walk
around everywhere and say hello.I'm Kevin.
I'm from Minnesota. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Hello. I'm Kevin.
Like, I'm not, I don't think. He did that either I.
Think he did like he did. No, I think, he said.
When he said. How do y'all drop Gayle from

(01:45:02):
Alabama? Good to be here.
I think my impression of AL is better than yours.
Is it? Yes, much better.
Yeah, yeah, it's much better. It's much better.
Kevin, I don't think anyone's asking you to do that, but you
could mingle. I mingled, for it took you a
little while to get going. I mingled, yeah, but that's just
who I am, man. I like to hang like I hang out.

(01:45:22):
I'll chat. I like chatting.
I know you like chatting, but it's like it's rolling.
Social dice, you don't know whatyou're going to get.
Brought some beer. I don't know.
I thought we had a good crew. I saw The thing is that you sat
in that chair by the fire pit. Yeah, I was talking with Tony.
Another Tony and you were there for like 3 hours like you did

(01:45:43):
not. Three hours.
But Al was he was doing his. Thing.
Yeah, yeah. That we're, we're not the same
guy. I don't think you're the same
guy. Mark it out says mingling sucks.
We're not cloud jumps in. Literally get off my lawn.
People don't pick up after theirdog.
I I hear you brother. People fight in my fucking town

(01:46:05):
all the time about people leaving dog shit everywhere.
I'm sorry, Brenda, I cut you off.
What? I cut you off.
Were you going to say? Something I don't even remember
at this, sorry. Brenda Fly was sitting right
next to me the entire time. I was talking to Ant Money and
Gina a lot. I talked to Ant money too, OK,

(01:46:26):
He points me out. I'm.
There, but I'm with you. I'm kind of the same way, like
in a large group of people, I'llkind of hang back, be, you know,
a little socially awkward at times.
And it's not. Awkward.
Just, you know, and hanging out.You know, should have stuck your
face in ice water. You made a lot of friends.
You really should have. I do kind of regret that, would
like to see how long I would last.

(01:46:49):
Yeah. Next year.
Buck checking in. I like giving all the people
outside the ice cream place the horn.
That's why I'm in the big house.Oh, Buck, he had to make one
appearance. Come on.
Did he? Yeah, of course he did.
For the 590th episode. Do you now?

(01:47:11):
Do you, Brenda? Oh, this is the first time,
first time since last year, the jerk off that we've done this
show live together. Do you always have the notes
printed out? Yeah, every week I print them.
Out because I thought because I see when when when we do the
show, I see what you see on the screen.
But now like I can see Brundo but during the intro I always

(01:47:34):
see him looking down. So I don't know if you write the
intro or if you just wing it. I have written the intro once,
or like the first time I wrote the intro every once in a blue
moon. And I may start doing this more
often. You know, write more of what I'm
going to say on there, especially the episode number,
even though it's right in front of me right here and I still say

(01:47:56):
508 shining Wizards. It's easy to laugh, but it's
also it's not easy to do the intro to the show.
It's not. No, it's.
Not it's not. And Brendo jumped in fucking
both feet first. Yeah, my first intro was
completely written out and I still fucked it up somehow.

(01:48:18):
When you when I think my favorite though is when you were
talking about resetting the clock and it was the Hogan
episode because one of the Wizards didn't say their prayers
or their vitamins. That is by far and away the my
favorite interview in intro I'veever done.
Your favorite interview too? My.
Favorite I'm stroking out now. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. Come on over and get.

(01:48:38):
Patrika will always be fucking linked to the Hulk Hogan tribute
show. Oh, he's in the.
He's on the move. Oh, you don't do that.
For me anymore. I don't.
I think I've ever done that for you.

(01:48:59):
Wait, this is weird. Because I'm looking this way and
you're looking. You're.
Wait. We're.
Oh, yeah, We're looking away from each other.
Wait. Now when we look at each other.
Yeah, Now it'll make sense. Right now we're looking at each
other. Nothing makes sense.
Feel like Brundo's in a fucking movie theater.
Feel like Kevin's in a fucking tanning booth.
Why is this shit all red? It's the lighting.

(01:49:24):
Yeah, the lady's right under. He's he's used to being
surrounded by that much wood. It's OK, let's.
Eat that wood, buddy. Yeah.
That's cool. Now I got I do ask you didn't
watch Dynamite at all this week?Though, no.
Wow, how do you feel? Pretty happy.

(01:49:44):
Fucking great. Like even I like Drop and I we
recorded the the tots there lastweek.
We we got into like the lawn segment, which I'm usually like
fired up ready to go. Like I will kick people off the
lawn left and right. I told Trump I was like, man, I
don't really have much. Like I'm feeling pretty good.
I'm happy right now. Things are going fantastic.

(01:50:06):
I'm not watching a EW. Yeah, we were excited about this
trip, this trip. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I like that. Yeah, I don't know if I.
Don't. Don't go back, man.
I have to go back. Don't go back.
I have to go back because otherwise when he goes every
week he goes. Actually was pretty good and I
laugh and you say don't. Fucking say shit.
But you don't. You didn't even watch it.

(01:50:27):
You didn't even watch it. You don't say anything.
You don't opinion. No opinion.
You, you don't laugh, you judge him immediately.
I don't judge you. I don't judge him.
I love Brundle. Fly.
Oh, you watch every week and yousay it's a good show.
He does. OK, so that's what he likes.
How can he be wrong if that's what he likes?
He's wrong, hey. I'm not wrong you.

(01:50:48):
Enjoy Larry's Abisco, he's a fucking tool.
Whoa, Brundle fly you got we hada we had a good heart to heart
before you guys showed up. He's like, you know what?
I never like Larry's Abisco. Yeah, it's not a, it's not a
gimmick I've hated. It's not an HK thing, it's a
like. I hate Larry's Abisco though.
You can go that. I can accept.
I can accept that like AW is notgreat.

(01:51:09):
Now you can go eat at the same restaurant 3 * a week.
I'd love to. Yeah, more than that, right.
Would love to. I wouldn't do that, but I don't
judge you. I mean, I do You do.
Yeah, you kind. Of do you do all the time?
Yeah. Well, he also doesn't do his
laundry in the fucking porta crab, but I never did my laundry
in the porta John. Yes, you did.
No, I didn't. You did once.
Laundry requires. There's a fucking song about it.

(01:51:29):
Laundry let me. Let me ask you this.
Laundry requires 2 things. Porta, John No.
And laundry, water and soap, right?
Well, clothing too. Oh, there's a.
And then the. People who used to wash their
laundry in the rivers, they probably didn't have soap.

(01:51:50):
Oh my God. Oh, just Matt doesn't have
deodorant so I'm fucking trying here.
God damn, no, I'm sorry. It requires water and soap.
Look at that market. Fabric softener.
Good shows are few and far between.
Is he talking about AW or US? Well, column A, column B, come

(01:52:10):
see, come saw. But everyone's different.
Oh look at this. Thank you MB.
Love you buddy. Hope you're doing great.
He is when he's not watching fucking, and that's good.
Mark it out, says both, Wolf. Wolf.
I want you to be doing great though.

(01:52:31):
I am doing great, man. I'm doing.
Have you? We talked about a couple weeks
ago, now we are if we're going to remove AW from your watch
wrestling viewing. Find find something to.
Have you jumped onto that AAA YouTube page yet?
I haven't done that yet and I think that I think the way I'm
going to go is probably going togo IWA.
Puerto Rico, oh, I think. That that's probably going to be

(01:52:53):
the way to. Go.
Is that Savios? That's Savios.
Yeah, yeah. He doesn't know where it is.
Tony, don't worry. He he doesn't tell the folks.
He doesn't know where it is. Tony, don't worry.
Why wait? He doesn't know where it.
Is did I miss a joke? Did he not know where Puerto
Rico was? Yeah, he didn't think Puerto.
Rico gave Duke the business because he said yeah, the music
of the Caribbean and he how dare.
How dare you. It's getting there.

(01:53:14):
I'll find it. You can find something else.
You can find something. Else yeah, these.
Pupils, dollied, stomp a Hobbit into the ground.
Wow. You may be disappointed because
I looked at a couple of IWA ports.
They haven't run a show in a while.

(01:53:34):
Well, that and Savio's not on the shows that I looked at.
But he runs it. He.
Runs it, yeah. I don't know if he comes out in
the middle. Yeah, I mean he.
Can come wherever he wants, but like it's I'm just, I'm just
looking forward to watching the product.
OK. It might be horrible, I don't
know. I'm going to check it out
though. There's been.
Good. Back in the day, I remember
there, they had a lot of talent there.

(01:53:54):
There's been so many cum jokes tonight Al, I can't even laugh
at them anymore. They're dried up and it's just.
Now it's like potato. Flaking off.
It's like I can make hungry Jacks now.
Scrubbing a shake. Potato.
Flakes. One thing we do do on TOTS.
Do do. We have a new segment called The

(01:54:15):
Loaded Question, and I came up with one last night because we
were talking to a lot of different people at the cookout
that are not wrestling fans. We, Yeah, Well, we, Matt and I,
you know, talk to a lot of people this I don't watch
wrestling. And that was one that I came up
with last night. I wrote it down real quick

(01:54:36):
because, oh, yeah, here's one. If you had to pick one match to
show somebody that was not a wrestling fan to try to get them
interested, what is your match? So before we ask this question,
I do want you to know IWA PuertoRico on YouTube.
Yeah. 2 days ago, they they updated there's a, there's a
show on there. Hell yeah.

(01:54:58):
So Ricky Banderas versus Cuervo.OK.
Like Jose Cuervo. Oh, like Rory Cuervo.
Oh Ricky Banderas, that's mil Masters.
I think mil Muertes Muertes. So what?
Like my sushi? Yeah.
I don't. Know what the fuck this is so.

(01:55:22):
Like Don Flameno from fucking punches.
What wrestling match would you show non wrestling fans?
I can't remember Rich's wife's name from last night.
Rich's wife's name was Vicki. So if you had to, all right, if
you'll sit down and watch this match with me and see why I'm
into this. Do you have that match?

(01:55:46):
Austin Hitman from WrestleMania 13.
They got Duke banned from wrestling for a year.
Why? Blood.
Yeah. Duke's.
Duke's folks like Nope. Oh, really?
Yeah. Couldn't, couldn't watch
wrestling for a year. Oh wow.
Yeah. Wow, first thing that popped

(01:56:07):
into my mind was Hogan, Andre, WrestleMania 3.
That is pretty good. It's a pretty good one.
The only and one you can always go to if people.
Well, because I think Vicky's big thing last night was it's
fake Taker Mankind. Yeah, you know, not really

(01:56:30):
crazy. Show him some, show him some,
show him some of the shit from the death match page.
By the way, how's Doctor Redacted doing?
I heard he had a fucking bad weekend.
I haven't. I've meant to text Mod Spock
today and but he was in the hospital, he couldn't move some
of his fingers, something. Like that.
Yeah, he severed something bad. Manser actually had to take some
take his own tape off to fuckinghelp him during the.

(01:56:51):
Yeah, good man, that Manser. What the fuck it's I feel.
So not that one. No, but I do feel like every
weekend, like there's somebody like then John Wayne, he got
fucked up again, right? He, well, he, he, I know he was
burned and then he already came back.
Yeah, and I thought he got fucked up this weekend too.
It's possible. Did he wear earrings?

(01:57:16):
But on this question, when I thought about it, one of my
favorite matches as far as the storytelling and everything.
If you sit down WrestleMania 20,Eddie and Kurt, when Eddie takes
the boot off, like telling that story, you know that Kurt's
going to look for that ankle lock.
He's going to want to punish Eddie.
And the whole time he's loosening that boot and just

(01:57:40):
slides one in there. Slide it in, jam it in, ram it
in. Just like Jimmy, right?
Ski so I Duke and I just coveredthe in your house with Brett
versus Bulldog. That match is fucking.
Incredible. Which what the the one in
December. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(01:58:02):
It's it's amazing the the rest of the card is is pretty bad.
Yep, but that match is it's better than the one from summer
slam. So on where Brett blades and
Vince yells at him. Afterwards, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's, it's such an incredible match.
I'm just trying to give our new friend Rich some ammunition,
like hey, maybe check these. Yeah, but I feel like Rich was

(01:58:24):
like, and I really do hope Rich is listening or he checks us
out. But like, I feel like he's
tried. Yeah.
And I just don't. She's not.
She's. Not doing it.
Wouldn't it make sense to go like a Royal Rumble or a battle
royal? You know what I mean?
For somebody that's new to it, right?
Because a lot of things are happening, a lot of things are
moving. So I've got one and you're going
to hate it. I already do.
But I've got one where the crowd, you cannot, like, you

(01:58:48):
cannot see the crowd going insane.
I'd go Hulk Hogan, Lex Luger, Nitro 100, where Luger wins the
title, overcomes all this stuff.It was very basic, but it was
exciting. Crowds on their feet the whole
time and everybody's super excited when Luger wins, No.
I don't. I don't.
I don't think it's a fun to fly if you would have said Conan

(01:59:09):
versus Goldberg. Conan.
If you would have said Conan versus Goldberg at Great
American Bash 98, I would have said yeah, no, no, that's that's
bad. That's horrible.
I thought about Goldberg Hogan but I did.
I do like Logan or Lugar and Hogan better.
Logan Hogan, Mark and Al came inwith Sasha Banks Bailey, NXT

(01:59:34):
Takeover, Brooklyn. A hell of a match.
Yeah, there's some of those FTR matches from NXT.
FTRDIY was always really good. A triple threat with FTRDIY and
the authors of Pain was a fun time.
Yeah, that Johnny Gargano Andrade too, right from LXT take
over. That's the best NXT match I've

(01:59:55):
ever seen. That's fucking unbelievable,
man. There's a lot it's, it's hard,
right? Like, Oh yeah, see, they're not
even funny anymore. It's been going on for.
No, I was, I was, I was like in my head when he said that.
I was like Tony will get this one.
I felt dirty that I did it, bro.It's also like, what's the
approach though? I like, are you trying to get

(02:00:16):
somebody who is doesn't watch wrestling or is it somebody who
has a significant other who watches wrestling and that
person hates wrestling? Yeah, I mean, it could be either
one. It's harder to turn the person
to a hates wrestling or as a preconceived notion of wrestling
because of a previous experience.

(02:00:38):
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, the I know the new people to it though, like explaining
the story, because if you're watching it with them, like
obviously if you're just turningthem loose on their own.
But if it's one of those that, you know, explaining different
things, like, all right, if theyknow absolutely nothing about
wrestling, here's some stuff, here's what they're going to do,

(02:01:00):
go back and forth. The referees going to try to
call it down the middle if there's any shenanigans or
anything like that. You can't interfere.
You can't have people running in.
Although maybe someone should tell Tony Kahn that I don't.
Well, look, to be fair, Jersey cow Jesse.
Not a wrestling fan. Yeah, but he's always good to
hang out. So he's been over for AW

(02:01:20):
matches. Yeah.
And he's blown away by Will Osprey matches.
Oh, yeah, blown away. Not it's not.
It's just it's a different. Like if I try and this is, it's
hard, right? In 2025, I want to sell you on
professional wrestling. Watch this match from from 20

(02:01:41):
years ago, right? Watch this WrestleMania 13 match
and now watch today like they're2 completely different brands,
right? Wrestling's changed so much in
the last 20-30 years. So if you if you're going to try
and turn somebody, you'd have topick something recent, right?
You can't give somebody as much as I love Andre Hogan 40.

(02:02:06):
That was 40 years ago. So now you're going to you're
going to watch Andre Hogan. OK, Awesome, awesome.
You get it. It's David versus Goliath.
It's it's the little guy overcoming the fucking giant,
picking him up, slamming him. Oh my God.
Now he's going to put on Netflixor AW.
And it's not. It's a completely different

(02:02:26):
animal, right? Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to. SJSJ went with Helm, a cell
thicker mankind. Clown Julio.
OK, Julio and Steamboat match. Good call.
My birthday bro. Just said lucha all.
Right. Nah Clown went with RVD versus
Jerry Lynn living dangerously 99.

(02:02:47):
Well, he also mentioned Nakamuraand Zayn from NXT Takeover.
Yeah, that was like near perfectmatch.
There's recent ones, but you don't get a.
I think it gets away from the storytelling and it's a lot of
high spots and fast action. I would recommend Pat McAfee
versus Vince McMahon. I'll do you one better Crowbar

(02:03:11):
versus the mighty Maccabee. You know what I enjoyed that
fucking match. I did too.
I didn't belong on television, but I enjoyed that match.
We could tell how much you enjoyed.
It Oh my God, you. Could work together in a ring.
Fucking gave him a big hug. Yeah.
Fuck yeah, dude. I mean, Tony posed homework a
gauntlet match. You could if it's a.

(02:03:32):
Male gauntlet in a bad. But they had everything, sex
appeal, violence. Right.
Old women. The fuck of the anger on your
face double he. Loved it.
What's he? Angry about, I don't know, he
was staring right the fuck through me like I did something
wrong. Tony, mark it out with your
other favorite match miss versusShane.

(02:03:54):
Oh, best wrestler in the world, right?
But he tears his squads. Snoop Dogg has to finish it.
Oh my God. And fucking Snoop did a fucking
amazing job too. I love that Snoop better than
the one when he jumped off the fucking top for AE W.
You remember that? 10 My goodness.
Yeah, we'll tell you the fuckingDDP jumping off the top row.

(02:04:16):
Oh jeez, that was fucking horrible.
Better than Mike Tyson yawning on camera with the TNT belt on
his lap. AE WS so magical, you know they
still haven't put they still haven't put Maki Ito singing and
all the other women beating the shit out of each other on Max
yet either. How often are you checking?
Every day? Every day.

(02:04:37):
Well, I find it on YouTube and I'm like, I want to see the
fucking complete uncut unedited version on Max.
What? What makes you think the
complete unedited? It doesn't matter.
I want it. I want it to be on Max.
I want to be able to put the link up and let the world know
that this is this is what happens in AEW and it's amazing.
He's looking every week for homework.
Dude this is what I loved AEW like when they did dumb shit

(02:04:57):
like that. Like I was all in with AEW.
All in the guy with no fucking legs wrestling fucking fucking
Rousseff breaking arcade machines at ringside.
It was fucking. Awesome A EW.
I think when I started listening, I think it was 3
episodes later, you tapped out on AW, yeah.
But fucking Matt Hardy disappearing in the crowd at

(02:05:19):
Daley's place with the 20 COVID fans that were allowed to be
there. They were all the wrestlers.
Marking out brings up a clip that doesn't get talked about
enough. There's Greg Valentine by
himself during the pandemic on Dynamite.
Jersey Cow, Jesse says. I think I think to get someone

(02:05:42):
in high spots of fast action isn't terrible.
Question mark. Too many sodi.
Too much story. Too much story doesn't work.
If you're missing a bunch of a story and only get a little
piece, it can be confusing. Yeah.
That's fair. I've.
Heard some of the matches, some go ahead.
Brian though Oh yeah, I've heardpeople say TLC 2 is there were

(02:06:03):
show you a match. Yes, sometimes, like if there's
a story involved in the match, it's not just the match itself
that tells the story, but you know, there's back story that
goes into the match. You know, like the greats can
pull a story like O2 guys working together great.
But once that story's been building and that matches the
crescendo of what's going on behind the scenes, that makes it

(02:06:24):
so much better. I think sometimes if you have a
great match, you need that storyto put it over the top then.
Over the top. It's funny, my favorite live
match of all time was All Story,and it was an ROH match.
It was Brent Albright versus Adam Pierce.

(02:06:44):
Yeah, Adam Pierce, which you wouldn't think is like the
greatest match. But they told stories over
months and months of Brent Albright looking to turn on him
eventually. And he finally does in the
Hammerstein Ballroom, goes insane.
As for the N.W.A title the next month and then the whole
building was electric when Albright beats them and all

(02:07:05):
because of story. It probably wasn't like the
greatest technical match of all time, but I've actually never
gone back and watched it just because of how much fun it was
in person. I don't want to ruin that.
I don't blame you. Yeah, I love it.
I love it and I love this. This is always a blast.

(02:07:26):
Now this is fun. I honestly like, I feel
exhausted after this one. I really do.
Like, I feel like we let it all hang out tonight.
He should have taken today off. I should have taken tomorrow off
and I actually told him, hey, working from home today, I'll be
in the office tomorrow. Now I'm fucking double thinking

(02:07:47):
that one. So you work from home today?
Yeah. That's not terrible because I
didn't want to spend all day at the office and then have to
fight traffic, come home, set some shit up, you know, and then
you guys were showing up. A good thing I didn't because I
was having problems getting thisgoing and we having problems
with the stream yard getting that going.
So, you know, you need that a little extra time to work it

(02:08:08):
out. And it all worked out.
Fuck yeah, dude. Fuck yes.
Fuck yeah. And it goes by so quickly.
And hopefully the next, the nextyear goes by quickly.
Nah, let's not hope. When you're over 50, you kind of
hope things slow down a bit. You're over 50.
I'm 51, dude. Whoa.
Come on, you don't know how old I was.
Nope, we missed the 50th. That should have been a big deal

(02:08:30):
here. No.
I thought you were 49. Thanks, Brondo.
No. Problem.
Brother's trying to get in my pants.
You don't have to try, bro. It's all here.
Yeah, don't worry. Each kid is going to eat his ass
out later. So.
I thought he was eating my ass. Oh, whatever.
Well, you could start on the assand then I'll flip over and then
Brundo could get the ass. Oh.
Gotcha. Or you could sit sideways.

(02:08:51):
Oh, I could be lucky. To get Tongo Oh.
Yeah. To the tugo Tongo Tongo.
I heard that's a new Samoan coming over from Japan.
Tongo loa Tonga, Tonga bunga. Tongo bunga.
Tonga Loa. Tongo bunghole, Tongo my bunga.
It's. A wizard centipede.

(02:09:12):
Yeah, I was no part of that, Al.So was a Pete.
I've seen one Human Centipede inwrestling.
In wrestling so far, I don't. See.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. What did we talk about this?
What was this? This was Joey Ryan's penis
party. The main event was Joey Ryan,

(02:09:33):
Val Venus and Sexy Eddie againstsession Marth Martina it.
Was all women, of course. Scarlet Bordeaux, of course.
Gigi Dolan, of course. And somehow they made it into a
human centipede. Wait, just all the chicks?
No, all the every single one of them.
This was a match that. So that's not one to show a non

(02:09:57):
wrestling. Do not show this one to normal
wrestling fans. You can get Joey Ryan on the
show, can you? I'm sure he's available.
All those bookings got cancelled.
Yeah, let's have David Starr on again.
David Starr, Joey Ryan, Rude Boy, Riley, all on the couch.
I'll put Phil Raya next to me over there.

(02:10:18):
Yeah, and I'll pour the gasolineon the couch.
We'll call it that. Kevin could get Bucks set up.
Jesus. Christ, God, who else was there?
Yeah. Who is the?
There was a referee there. Who's the guy with the curly
hair? With the glasses?
Oh, and then there was the otherguy who was the fucking dog in
the in the fucking Discord. What the hell was his name?

(02:10:39):
Ryan something or other? What wasn't there?
His name was Ryan. One of them was Ryan.
So we have hold on. We got to back up.
Just. I can't believe we're doing
this. Simmer down.
Give me a second. All right.
Chris Levin was the referee. Chris.
Chris Levin. Yeah.
Yeah. Mark Adam Haggerty was the ring

(02:10:59):
announcer. The dog.
Yeah, who's the guy that? Was.
It was the bear. Then what the hell is his name?
The bear, The lion? The kid.
He ran the dump tiger. He ran the dump tiger.
The. Scarecrow.
What the fuck was it? It was a dump tiger, Harry.
The dump tiger. Colin.
Colin WI Thought there was another guy.
Matthew Ryan Shapiro. Was he on the list?

(02:11:20):
No, he was on the list. Sorry.
Sorry. Matthew.
You're good. He's the kid.
He ran that that indie promotion.
Colin. I think his name was Colin West.
Yeah. Colin WI.
Think you're right. So that's it.
There's only been 6. Did you guys ever have Rory
Mondo on? No.
You mean Rory Gulak? Well, yeah, Rory Gulak.

(02:11:42):
He was his name, Rory Mondo. Probably get.
Him, Rory later. He was the.
He was the. Owner of Synergy Wrestling.
And who was it? Colin W Colin West.
Yeah, he was Harry the Dump Tiger.
Yep. We had him on the show a bunch.
A bunch. I thought maybe twice.
Or it could be a bunch. That's a bunch.
Did you guys have the bear that got cancelled?

(02:12:02):
Yes. Oh yes.
Fucking a Bear Bronson. No, no, no Boulder.
Boulder Bronson. No Bear boulder.
Bear boulder. Yeah.
Bear boulder. Shit.
His pants in the Nick gauge match I think.
Yeah, and he was at the anniversary, the 1st anniversary
show, the four year he's a fucking.
He was one of the the PWS guys who was better than everybody on

(02:12:23):
every major wrestling promotionsroster if you asked old Wizards.
Yeah. Well, everybody on PWS is.
Better Jersey cow, Jesse. I just put it down there.
If Wizard Centipede isn't the name of the episode, yeah, I
don't know. We got some gems, Jesse.
Yeah, there's going to be a lot.There's a page and 1/2 right
now. David, David Starr Rude Boy

(02:12:44):
rally. OK, Yeah.
Mark Adam Haggerty, Crystal Van.Duke, Jersey.
Oh yeah, Duke drowsy. Holy shit.
Dumpster. I mean, Sunny, she's in prison.
Yeah. But Sonny wasn't.
Like Iron Shirt with Sonny, it'sa gem.
But Sonny wasn't a me too. Sonny was just, you know, No,

(02:13:06):
but she's still not, you know. She was.
I forgot the break. Yeah, but I'd have her back on
the show. Yeah, yeah, people wouldn't like
it, but I'd have her back on theshow.
She'd. Be the ride.
God, who else? No, she don't throw the keys.
She's good. Is that really everybody?

(02:13:27):
What happened? Is that really everybody?
I mean, I could pull up the listif you really want to go down
this fucking down this rabbit hole.
I do because it's like a chapter.
It's did you? Get mad at this.
Last week when we said the, whatwas it the.
Mount Rush. Mount Rush?
No, I think that was my idea. Yeah.
The the list has not been updated in a while, so we might
be missing quite a few people. All right.

(02:13:49):
Oh, God, I got to go through this whole thing.
You don't have to. Come on.
I mean, oh, oh, we never had. We never had Marty scroll on,
right? No.
Oh, shit. Bear Boulder's still here.
Might have to take that data. And there's Bear Bronson.
Look at that. I.
Guess there was homework for this show.
Fuck, I don't. I do what I don't.

(02:14:12):
Just Just incredible. Yeah, but just incredible.
Didn't like me too himself. He's just real HK.
Yeah, I don't know. Is it all me?
Chris Dickinson, he got in trouble, yeah, but he got in
trouble because he power bombed the shit out of.
Kimberly, No, he did not get in trouble because he power bombed
the shit out of. Kimberly the shit out of his
wife. Matt Riddle, yeah.
Matt Riddle's a piece of shit. Yeah, now we're rolling.

(02:14:36):
Yeah. There's Duke, Rosie.
Yeah. Bobby Eaton.
I'm sure he's. He's dead.
Yeah, he's fine. Rest in power.
Look, Carl Frederick says he's afree agent now.
Maybe we'll talk to Carl again. Wait, did Bobby Fish do
something or he was just pissed off at everybody and he left?
He's just pissed off at everybody.
Let me see. Yeah, Let's see who else we got.
I don't know. Anthony Green's a weirdo.

(02:14:56):
He gets some. He.
I feel like he's been associatedwith things.
I thought everybody. Wrestles all the time.
Yeah, but I feel like there's other there's other things about
him I could be wrong. I don't want to speak out of
turn. Sorry.
Anthony, if you're listening. Wait, Anthony Green?
Yeah. What is he like a Trump support?
That was he he was the come tower, right?
The come tower. Yeah, that's a.
Weird moniker for a wrestler. No.
The Come Tower. Anthony Green.

(02:15:18):
Teddy Hart. Teddy Hart murdered that girl.
Yeah. Allegedly.
Yeah. Allegedly.
A manic girl. Earl Hebner.
Oh, yeah. He used to jerk off on fucking
Nicky Knocker's What? Allegedly.
I don't know. Hold, wait, wait, hold on.
No, no, no. Allegedly.
Joe Hendry. That's fine.

(02:15:39):
Nothing. He's a good guy.
Yeah. Oh, well, maybe.
Yeah, there's a lot of maybe. Yeah.
I don't want to say his name. Yeah, I'm with you on that.
Harry Horwitz for thinking he's better than he was.
Sam Houston, who's just a weirdo.
Come on, We just. Yeah.
I mean. Look.
Look who his father was, Yeah. That's fair.
Yeah, he. Gets a pass.

(02:16:01):
Didn't, didn't Wait. No.
Magenta interviewed who? Mesa.
Mesa. Kate or Billy Starks.
Billy Starks? Shit, there you go.
A lot of people don't like KevinKelly.
Yeah, but Kevin Kelly's the right people.
I like Kevin Kelly. Little Murphier.
Like Kelly Klein. Old doughnut belly.
Kelly Klein. Also, she has some skeletons in

(02:16:23):
her closet. Oh, what the Danny?
Yeah. What the hell was his name?
Danny Havoc? Yeah.
Danny Cage. Danny Cage.
Danny Cage. Danny Cage.
Danny Cage. Whatever happened to Danny
Limelight? I don't know.
I've seen the name. Still wrestling.
It's probably still in N.W.A. Yeah, huh.
There was. I think there's another Danny.

(02:16:43):
Sit on the show, touch your chest.
My God. Had a couple of allegations.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
We, we, we, we went past that before.
Hey. Hey, this is Moose.
All right? We could do this all night.
Yeah, I know, but we're not going to be Roxanne Perez.
It's so funny when you go back and look how many people we had

(02:17:05):
on the show before they were famous, right?
It's crazy. We're the best.
We really are. Yeah, we're the best tropical's
the best Tropical fucking rules.The answer, Kevin, is the best.
It's always, it's always great to get you guys out here.
No, thank you, man. We like I this is a, this is a
trip that I look forward to every year.
I love coming out. Usually we're saying it today

(02:17:25):
and we're on the way back from fucking.
I love coming out here. I love this trip.
I, I appreciate you and your wife and and the hospitality.
You guys are absolutely wonderful.
The BBQ's fantastic and and I really appreciate, really
appreciate you having us out. And then like I say, the
hospitality is, it's unmatched as far as I'm concerned.
Unmatched. Did you hear that, people?
You're the best for making this happen, man.

(02:17:46):
What? The BBQ.
Ever all this your BBQ? No, this would happen now.
I can't do it without you guys. The people that show up, my
family. People just don't like Drake
Younger, right? I think he's turned a leaf like
I think he's he's. Him and Janella talked it out so
and Janella was the one that showed up at his Florida like

(02:18:09):
politician conference or something like that so.
Well, Janelle also showed up at Hogan's hangout to sing karaoke
and he was a bit of a Dick too. So true.
Oh, you know. Oh, what's his nuts, Gunner?
Oh, that's right, Gunner. Grandma on it all.
Yeah, but we're talking nuts. Like we were talking like me
too, people like people who had like, well, not even me too, but

(02:18:32):
just like, I don't know, bad people.
Too bad. Buck Zumhoff kind of fucking
Tombstone Jesus stop. You ever get your merch?
Yes, I got my hat, she said. What the fuck did you buy a
Tombstone Jesus hat for? I thought you ordered like
three. Yeah, I did, but I got no.
I got 2/1 for me, one for the kid.
Look at the sport tombstone. Jesus, what the fuck?

(02:18:52):
I never see you wear it. He's a better man than you know
how many? Fucking wrestlers.
Shirts I've bought over the years and all wound up at
Goodwill. There's a, there's probably some
fucking family wandering around North Jersey with fucking like
Danny Ma fucking T-shirts on andfucking has no idea who he is.
Whatever. Nice Chris Pain T-shirt.
Fuck yeah, but you bought a hat.Yeah.

(02:19:14):
It's in the attic. I know where it is.
How come we don't wear it? Because I don't wear a hat.
You know me, I don't wear hats. So why would you buy a hat?
To support my friend Tombstone Jesus.
Here's 1 You guys didn't have G Raver.
On No, he never had G Raver on. He was on Jericho's podcast
though. Engraver.
Really. Yeah, him and Murdoch.
Jericho did like a deathmatch. Talked to the deathmatch guys

(02:19:36):
once. Interesting.
Yeah. Well, well, we return next week.
We're back to our usual format, right?
Yeah. Back to our boring old selves.
No, we'll be. Yeah, we'll be good next week.
Everybody'll be refreshed, home,charged up.
It'll be Labour Day. Oh, that's right.
Oh, God, Are we doing a show on Labour Day?
Yes. No, next week's not Labour Day.

(02:19:58):
Yeah, it is. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, it is. Oh, shit, it is.
Oh. Yeah.
Can we do like, do we do like asif the show was in like the UK,
maybe kick it off at like 11:00 AM. 11 AM.
I'll do like 6:00 AM when I first get up.
Oh, that'd be nice. I'll fucking put on some eggs,
some pancakes. Yeah, I'll already I'll probably
have. Yeah, we just about. 5 miles in
by 6 so. We'll be there.

(02:20:20):
Did I tell you he him and he woke up and walked out the field
across the street? Yeah, Two of them.
Yeah. Not today, though.
Kevin wasn't afraid that I was going to murder him, even though
he called him a fucking murderer.
I didn't call him a murderer. I think he sleeps like a
psychopath. Psychopath.
Well, there you go. How does one sleep like?
Not a psychopath though. With blankets with.
Blankets. You have a.
Pillow though, right? Yeah, you sleep on your back.

(02:20:42):
It depends. It was so fat.
It was so fucking. Weird that like he's laying
there and I'm not sure if he's asleep, like, because he'll, he
does this like eyes open. He'll talk for a second and then
I swear to you, like, it'll be within the minute.
I hear him snoring. And then he'll wait and he'll
say something. I'll be like, what?
OK, Yeah, Yeah. And all of a sudden.
Yeah, that's it man. Like my wife will be in mid

(02:21:04):
conversation with me sometimes and I'm just out.
So I'm trying to get my shit together to go to get my miles
in and I'm like, I don't know ifI'm supposed to like wake him
up. I don't know if I wake him up,
I'm going to fucking catch a catch a right in my nards and I
just say, hey, tropical, are yougetting out of this buddy?
He goes Yep. And he fucking shoots up like
the undertaker, swings his legs up and stands right up.

(02:21:25):
Which part? Of I was awake.
I knew I. Don't know man, you were snoring
a minute ago. How did you did you do you set?
I know the time difference is only an hour, but do you set an
alarm in the morning or you justwake up when you wake up?
At home or here, here, here. I set an alarm at 6:45.
So we went. We went walking about 7:00 this
morning. I didn't, we didn't, I didn't do

(02:21:46):
shit. That's the first day in five
months I've been walking my miles so, but I'll be back at it
tomorrow morning. I just late night gummy a lot of
drinks. I said you know, I'm just going
to going to I'll take a day off first day off and I say about 5
months. So who?
Gave you the gummy mommy. So I got one side.

(02:22:08):
Was it mommy? Oh, was it mommy?
Mommy doesn't. She doesn't roll that way.
She's got teeth though. Oh, you didn't get what I meant.
God damn it. Man.
I mean I know the playroom was off limits but mommy food food.

(02:22:38):
Now that this show was fucked, what else you got to mention?
Marking out wants to know if HK ever skips instead of instead of
walking. Does HK ever skip and so now?
When he walks, it makes the fucking twinkle toes Flintstone
Sound does. When he's home in Minnesota, he
walks on his treadmill. Can you skip on a treadmill?
I guess you can. Do it.
Yeah, sure. Have you?

(02:22:58):
I wouldn't recommend it. Yeah, not.
With those feet. So AL's tried it.
I've done a lot of stupid thingson a treadmill.
Just leave it at that. Wait a second, You can't just
leave it at that. What?
What's the stupidest thing you've done?
About it when we do the BSB stuff.
OK, good. Idea Oh, did I tell you there

(02:23:20):
was another fucking racist attack on my people in the
fucking North Arlington group onFacebook?
Some lady said she saw a strangeman running around wearing a
Guinea tee and she got lambastedand she's like, oh, you people
need to stop. You're all woke.
I said you're racist, you're racist.
Shut the fuck up. You're a fucking racist, you

(02:23:40):
asshole. We can't call.
We can't call it a Guinea T, butwe could call it a wife beater.
That's OK. Who said that?
Your cousin over there calls it a wife.
Beater yeah, my. Cousin.
We're cousins I. Don't know you're Bros.
I don't fucking know what you 2 are but a wife beater is not
insulting like a a race of people.

(02:24:01):
No, this is a particular class of people who are like just
awful on society. Is that is that more
disrespectful to to the battle axes or the guy?
Like what? The wife beater or the wife?
The wife. Beater.
I think it's just more derogatory, you know, as opposed
to a Guinea tee where it's racist.
What would you call it if you don't call it a wife beater?
Tank top. Tank top.

(02:24:22):
Undershirt Undershirt Guinea Probably a better route.
Not Guinea tee a fucking. Is, is is this actually is a
wife beater a Guinea tee? Yeah, same thing.
I realize that. Can't have a cake and eat it
too. You can't beat a Sopranos
character and then be a offendedwhen people call it a Guinea tee
who settle. You can't have your gobble
ghoul. I'm a Sopranos.
Character. I don't think you are, Tony.
I think he is Jesus. I think he is.

(02:24:44):
That's that's what you do with your spare time.
You're having AI write fucking songs about me and handsome
Kevin and you're going you're fighting the race war on
Facebook about Guinea tease you fucking hand job.
These are people that I live with.
These are my neighbors. No, you don't live with them.
You live with your wife and yourson and the weird Mexican people
across the street, the kids in his underwear running up and
down the street at 5:30. Oh, were they?

(02:25:06):
Yes. I didn't I I I haven't seen that
one. Those those people.
They're on the Facebook too. Fighting good fight, right?
A good fight. I don't know, you're fighting a
good fight against woke people or whatever nonsense.
They own the restaurant you wantto go to.
Oh, do they? No, we got to, we got to light
them for fucking age. Can't get a flavour out here.

(02:25:29):
The clown checking in. It's only a wife beater if
you're wearing it at a trailer park.
That's. Good, that's.
Fair. Yeah, drinking a Bush beer and
eating macaroni and cheese. With the battle axe.
And watching pro wrestling. I had Mac and cheese with my
food at Rory's Place on Saturday.
I just not called Rory's Place. Yeah, that Mac and cheese was
flaming. Just like the guy who ate it,

(02:25:51):
Right? But you didn't say that when the
guy who delivered it, I said it about his food.
Yeah. Yeah, it's flaming like the guy
that's you. Made a gay joke?
It's a. Compliment.
I can't be the only person who was uncomfortable with this.
No, Jesse was too. Jesse had your back.
Although I think Jesse thought what I was going to say was been

(02:26:14):
a lot worse than what I actuallysaid.
Would that surprise anybody? Was nothing wrong?
No, it was a compliment. Yeah, Tony said.
Nothing wrong, just a flaming person delivering flaming food.
Now you see, you said, flaming. You're acting like a real Rory,
you know that? Poor Rory.

(02:26:34):
Someone's going to go to RoosterSpit and be like Rory Roy.
Rory's into bro star. He got a lot of five stars from
us, though. We all left there.
He. Sure did.
Could have got the water stars too.
Come. On what?
How do you want to ask? Here you go.

(02:26:54):
See Jesse. Jesse talking about himself in
the third person, thought it wasgoing somewhere that it didn't,
so it ended. All right.
There you go. Where do you think it was going?
Yeah. Jesse, please explain, where do
you what do you think Tony was going to say?
Oh boy, Jesse, you want to answer that, brother?
I want to take a Mulligan now that one.
Hey, it could be covered in the name of the episode.

(02:27:16):
Bless you. You are so good looking.
God, you're fucking shit. That's.
Dying. So he asked me.
He was like, why? Why do you?
Handsome son. Of a bitch.
So he asked me on was it Saturday?

(02:27:39):
He's like, why do you, why do you do that?
And I said that's it. Took it from Seinfeld.
It's the Seinfeld thing. Yeah.
And since I you, you're just fishing for compliments.
That's the thing. Like since he found out I say
when people sneeze you are so good looking.
He's been sneezing non-stop. I think he's just looking for
the fucking like the the confidence boost.
Are you double? T no I.
Don't know you've been sneezing a lot.

(02:28:01):
Yeah, I think it's my allergies.I I think you're fishing for
compliments. Yep, now if I was fishing for
compliments I'd ask if anyone got any mosquito bites at the
party yesterday. Like small tits.
Nobody was a member of the IBTC yesterday.

(02:28:25):
What like small? Tits.
No, not like small tits, Tony. Like actual bug bites.
So that was your pick up line yesterday?
No, I didn't. Why would I have a pick up line?
I'm fucking married. What's wrong with No?

(02:28:46):
What's your pick up line? Nice hitters, Kate.
Let's go to the Golden Gate Bridge.
That's AL's line. Yeah.
I just drew the picture. Why do I have pick up line
what's your pick up line I we had a conversation last night.
I don't know what I would do if I was single in 2025.
I don't know how I would meet a woman I'd.
Go to church a woman. Why limit yourself when I say

(02:29:10):
girl when I fucking buck zoom wolf?
Are you fucking buck Zoom wolf? I don't think you're his.
Type and all you need is cheez its really.
So and I love cheez its I love cheez its.
Or to bend over in the shower. Drop the soap.
But like, yeah, 2025. I wouldn't even know where to
start. The hat.
No. Why didn't you in the hat?

(02:29:30):
You've never been to the hat, have you?
Maybe I don't. It's awful.
It's a shit hole. It should be fucking blown up.
Most places in in the mean streets are yes level the whole
fucking city. I wouldn't be against it.
You would be both. Well, except for the chitchat
diner. I do like their pancakes.
That's that's like at the top ofthe hill, though.
Yeah, that's that's up the hill.You do everything below it.

(02:29:52):
Oh, down the hills. Got to go.
Yeah, 100%. I fucking I.
This is how bad down the hill should get.
We should get rid of it, destroyit and just make it part of East
Orange. Fucking let them have it.
Fuck it. There must be multiple chitchat
diners. Then there are there.
Well, there's two. There's West Orange's
Hackensack. That's it.
OK, it's only those two and I'veeaten it both.

(02:30:14):
Good food both times. Yeah, I've had the heck and
that's. Good.
Should write a Google review, see how many points you get.
Only if Rory was working there. OK, so Rory replaces the water
service guy. Yeah, I think so, Al.
I'll, I'll. I'll ask Al.
I don't know. We learned so much.
We really did. You know what?

(02:30:35):
And we learned so. Little at Rooster Spin we did.
Oh, I don't know what the ordering was like because I had
to go get alcohol. He asked you.
He asked me if you wanted seasoned fries and I went with
the seasons fries. He made sure we had all our
options. It was delightful, I loved it.
We ordered it and he bit. Just so you know, you can get
this, this or this with that instead of this, so it was

(02:30:57):
informative. I mean, he didn't tell us about
attractive cows from the middle.Ages.
He really didn't, you know? Nobody's perfect.
I think there was a one off at at Adams.
I'm not going to lie to you. No, I think we're going back
next year. No, we're not going to.
Go back, we're going to Adams Tavern, then we're going go Kart
race. It's going to be a great day.
That's that's we're driving all over.
See, when you said Al was into comic Book Man, I was thinking

(02:31:20):
we were going to wind up going back.
Down which would be a Yeah, that's.
What I thought we were going to do.
So why didn't we do that? Because you wanted to meet at
Westfield and then we had to go visit Rory.
You wanted to go to fucking Adams Tavern and get jerk off,
water service jerk off, and I didn't.
Jerk off water. Service.
We dissected this on the ride down.
Why it was Westfield, it was last year because I was, you

(02:31:42):
were meeting me in Summit. So you just said we'll go to
Westfield and find something to do until Matt is done with work.
Right. But now we should.
Like, I live in fucking Morristown.
There's a zillion places we could go.
You live out. Here, there's a zillion places
we could go. That lucha.
Place my wife said we could havewent to American Dream and got
on the fucking Nickelodeon themepark.

(02:32:03):
All of us on some roller coasters.
I thought you can't do rides, Tony.
I don't do rides. I'll fucking throw up.
I don't care. I'm not doing that.
I'll hold a shit and I'll watch.Tropicale can you do a ride?
Yeah, Brenda Fly. You think he's fitting in a
fucking? Ride, actually.
What's that? I can't do roller coasters.
All right, well then we go go Kart race and I can break my
ribs again. There you go, that'll be fun.

(02:32:25):
I cracked it. Who do you think wins in a go
Kart race, me or Tropicale? The fans.
I like that answer. Fans win, yeah.
Can we, can we we record it for the show?
I think Al wins, and I tell you why.
Because Al will be slow and steady, Mr. Cautious, and you'll
be such a fucking maniac. You'll wipe out a bunch of times
and Al just fucking roll right. Back see I think the logic it's

(02:32:45):
a go Kart, we have the same we it's smaller, right?
He he's doing the same thing on a go Kart.
You only have one pedal you need, you put it on the floor.
Right. But at the same like, like look
at him, he's a monster trying totrying to fit a fucking go Kart.
That's her fault. I'm built.
For go karts built for a lot of things.
That's what I'm saying. Oh yeah.
So, so I think right away, side karts, you're a funny guy.

(02:33:09):
Right away. I think I have the advantage
over tropical on the go. Karts.
No, I don't think so, because when Al skids into a turn his
his car will catch better and he'll be able to come out of it.
You, on the other hand, will have no weight and you'll go
zipping into every wall around every corner.
Sitting in the first place. HK catches better than anybody I
know. Of course I'm right.
I do. Can I do the gimmick yet?

(02:33:29):
Yeah, all right. And with that, catching things
in the corners. Fuck.
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Good night, Diana.

(02:34:47):
Also follow the Wizard St. team at Wizard Street.
I have an updated schedule. You'll see it next week.
See you guys next week. You don't want to like, pretend
to do the soundboard. No.
And I put new sounds on the soundboard too.
Oh, can you give us some? Somebody sucking my Dick.

(02:35:08):
This is Moose, not one of them. No, I can't.
Pretend to do. How do you pretend?
To do the soundboard I don't know like.
Hey, where's Kevin? I don't see him.
No slices. We're all there, blubber,
hanging out. No, she's.
Boring. I love the big package.

(02:35:39):
Yeah, that's all I got. Horny got to go.
See you guys next week.

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