Episode 759: It Feels Bigger, Better

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All right, it is episode 759 of the Shine of Wizards podcast and
we are back in full strength tonight.
World's collided over the weekend wrestle.
Palooza's. Happening AW is having their
huge show. Saudi is going to get some of
that blood money Dick, so let's just get it right into it with
some wrestling talk. And talk about wrestling.

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Brundo, Double T, Tony, HandsomeKevin, Tony, why do you why are
you so somber? What do you mean somber?
I I stomped all over Brundo or HK last week.
I didn't want to do it again. So just like Tony, well, you
see, you not being here kind of threw off Archie at the
beginning. You know, we were we were a

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little lost without you, not going to lie.
Really. Yeah, I think so.
But we've we found our we've found our, you know, what the
fuck was that? Doesn't he move my microphone
stand? Oh.
I thought last week's show was excellent and Brian Solomon was
a fantastic guest. Sure was.
How are you guys doing? What are you doing?

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Tony? You look close.
The flag is like coming through my forehead.
Do you see this? No.
It's. Just your forehead.
You don't see like the green here, like it's weird.
Better than what's usually coming on your forehead.
Oh Jesus, you're the one above me today, Brondo, you're.
Going to get a shadow above yourhead then.
Yeah, here we go. Now everything now everything's

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right with the world. Did you get a white girl Light?
No, actually I think I maybe I have one.
I thought you said you're going to get one now that you have a
green screen. I think I do have one, I just
didn't set it up. Oh, OK.
Well maybe you should. I've, when we got into the, the
post show, I, you've had the green screen pushed back and the

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flag was already on it. And I was like, is that a real
flag? Like, 'cause I know you were
kind of like complaining about the green screen, like you
weren't sure if you were 100% sold on it.
So I don't know if you just got an Italian flag and just like
planted it in your basement. Like you're trying to make a
statement. Yes.
And I painted my ceiling with the skies of the Sistine Chapel.

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Really. I never know where you are.
I don't know if you have the back door open.
What I always have? Look who's above them.
Jeez. Ready and waiting like Brian
Knobs. I will.
I will tell you I played a game of I got a little shooting in
with Tony beforehand and I was like, all right, I got to go.
I got to watch the homework. Tony not very high on the

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homework. And I was a little a little
disturbed by what Tony had to say.
A little rift between Bros. What did I say?
I think your exact words were. Don't even bother with that dog
shit. Well.
Spoiler for later. I mean it's got nothing to do
with HKI. Love the guy as a person.
That's his pick though. That's his taste.

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That's what he likes. I mean, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Your pick does not necessarily
have to be something you like. Why would you pick something you
don't like? It's just, it's a pick.
You could we do whatever you want.
We doing homework now? No, no, I'm just, you know, we
got teaser for later. Look, it's a we got a lot of

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competition tonight. There's two Monday Night
Football games on and raw. It's going to be hard to keep
them here, but we got HJC tonight too.
Oh shit. Kyle's joining us.
No shit. Yeah, Kyle's joining us.
We're going to talk a little Russell Palooza with him and
that Riyadh WrestleMania. Nothing wrong with that.

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Nope. Nope.
No, you got you guys seem. Are you excited for it?
I mean, as excited as any other WrestleMania.
I'll be happy that it's on at 2:00 in the afternoon instead of
at 8:00 at night. Yep, I will be excited not to
end WrestleMania at midnight. That's.
Yeah, there you go. Start the pre show at 7:00 AM.
I'm fucking pumped already. Yeah.

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Yeah, who? Who wants that three hours of
nothing talk for? And talk about nothing.
You really. You really don't watch that the
pre show or for WrestleMania do you?
I watch the pre show, yeah. Why?
Because I like it. Don't you have to listen to
Booker T the whole time? No, no, not always.

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No. OK.
I mean, he's around. He's not always on the pre show,
you know. I mean, that's why I didn't
watch Smackdown this week, but you know.
Oh, he was on Smackdown. Yeah, that tune didn't hurt him
and was like, all right. Why was Joe Testicles not there?
They were, I think who does smack whoever Graves does

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Smackdown now. So he was in.
He was doing a AAA show. That's right.
And isn't like isn't doing college football now?
Yes, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Barrett's off of it. How come?
How come AEW keeps hiring awful commentators and they have like
30 of them and WW just decides we're gonna hire really good

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ones? Just guys that can't work for us
full time like. What the fuck?
Really, Ian's a good commentator, Nigel's.
I think Nigel's done a great job.
Yeah, but look who they're with.That's like putting.
Bobby in Nigel. Shivani, you know, and Brian
Danielson's going to stick his dumb head in there, too.
So he was there on Wednesday. Oh, great.

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See, I don't know that because like, unlike HK, if I don't like
the product, I'm not going to spend time watching it.
That's fair. That's a smart decision.
Yeah. You know what's smart?
The fact that every couple weekswe have our good friend Kyle
join us for HJC, I think we should bring in this Studley

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Dudley of a man Oh. Studley was that?
Was that a Dudley? Should have been.
Yeah, they missed the. Dudley, Dudley.
There was chubby Dudley. Yeah, there was no Studley
Dudley. Cudley Dudley.
That could be 1. Oh, do you want to?
Be Cudley Dudley there's. Snuggly, snuggly Dudley you

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could. Be my little You could look at
my little Spike Dudley. Yeah, you can call me the hug or
not. Oh.
OK. I'd rather not.
You could you could call me Russell the Love muscle.
Who? I don't think so.
What? Do you mean what makes a soft

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bottom? Think about it.
That's a really. Good point.
What do you What are you? You're the serpent of what?
What are you the? Serpent of pleasure.
Yeah. No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, you said that totally wrong.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm the the serpent of pleasure.
I. Kind of like it better than
Handsome Kevin, to be honest with you, yeah.

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I've been working on it for a while.
All right, but this isn't not about handsome Kevin.
This is about our guy Kyle. Kyle, how are you, buddy?
I'm. Doing swimmingly, gents.
Been a little under the weather,so sorry I'm a little nasally
still, but nothing cures an illness like hanging with my
good friends here at the Shiny Wizards Wrestling Podcast.
Sure, what do you got? The same thing The Rock has.

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Probably. It feels Aidsy, that's for sure.
Wow Jesus, never good what I imagine aids would feel like.
I've never had it. You have aids.
Yeah, so whoa, that was not me. Someone else has the soundboard
up. Fuck.
You. No.
Oh. No, yeah, go to fucker.
Yeah. Can I tell you guys something?

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Yeah, absolutely. Kind.
What's that dude? I love Booker T on commentary.
I don't know what your guy's. Problem is, oh God, he's.
Sensational. Yeah.
Perfect timing. Well, you.
Can get in. The room do that work?
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'll, I'll tell you what.
You throw in a bang. There, I'm sure Booker's thrown

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in a few bottle bangs in there in his day.
Well he did all. Didn't he get caught ordered in
Olive Garden during the NXT? He sure did, I mean.
Sorry, what? Yeah, I like endless
breadsticks. Sugar nugget.
Hey Let. Me.
Get that? Let me get that Alfredo man, you
know what I'm saying? Sound like a fucking Boomhauer

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dude in Booker TI. Just want him to commentate my
entire life to be honest, but you know.
Boom, Booker T or Boomhauer? Yes, two man, Booth two man.
Booth, You think you could convince your wife to allow
Booker T in the bedroom to commentate your life?
Oh. Man, I might lose her if I do

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that. You think he would go like like
Steph Makor all like get all wild.
Oh yeah, you gotta. You gotta see if Booker T can
call a speed match first. OK, come on now.
Cut it out. Eric Speed's not even a thing
anymore that they quietly cancelit.
Oh. Sorry, hand job, Kyle.

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He's still on NXT every. Week.
There you go, There you go. It's still present.
Great, so Booker T can call a speed match question to answer?
They they 3 minutes, man, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying? But yeah, no, no, I mean Booker
T would probably switch the cup chair with me.
So no, to answer your question there double T.

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All right, cool. Happy Booker T will not be
calling Wrestle Palooza this Saturday.
You don't know. Oh man, he's you're right.
I don't know. That he's built to call a show
with Palooza at the end of it. It's a palooza, man.
I mean, it just rolls right off the tongue.
Rolls right off the tongue. You guys excited for the

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palooze? I'm I'm working all day.
I also am still not entirely clear how if I was not working I
would be able to watch it. Oh good, good point.
Yeah, I'm going to cross that bridge when we get to it.
It's through ESPN, but is it through like the app?
Is it the station? I got YouTube TV is it?

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Is it there? Right, I got an e-mail from Hulu
that said ESPN Plus is included in my in my subscription.
Is that where it will be on ESPNPlus?
Do I need a separate app becauseI can watch on the road when I'm
standing in someone's driveway not doing anything?
You could. I could.
You could, yeah. I guess we'll all find out

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together, huh? I can't wait to see all the
Twitter outrage when all these people I thought I had this blah
blah blah watch the world burn. Why they're they're loading it
up to assure people get ahead ofit seems like, right?
It's a. It's a card.
Yeah, it is. It is quite the only five

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matches, right? Is that where we're at?
That's probably what we're goingto be at.
No, I. Would guess so.
You know, a week out they might add another one or two.
I'm wondering if like, because this is like the midway point
between Wrestlemanias, I'm wondering if it's like the first
step in them establishing this is like a secondary
WrestleMania. I know like Summer Slam has kind

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of been that in the past, but I don't know the way they're
loading the show up. I know a lot of it's got to kind
of front load, you know, the ESPN subscribers or whatever to
establish themselves there. But I almost feel like they're
just going to have a series of Wrestlemanias throughout the
year within a few years. But it should be a wacky 1.
Yeah. Do you think if they had a

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series of Wrestlemanias throughout the year that would
take away from actual WrestleMania?
I mean, yeah, but you could alsoargue that like, often times it
almost feels like nothing happens outside of WrestleMania.
So I almost kind of incur, I almost look forward to the fact
of like every show being a WrestleMania caliber show where

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it's always, always feels like aseason finale of sorts.
It seems like they've been doingthat in the past few years,
trying to make every show feel unique, give it its own
character. Like even Summer Slam felt big.
So I feel like, yeah, it would take away from the WrestleMania,
but I also think spreading the wealth wouldn't be the worst
thing. I don't think it will.
I don't, I don't think that there's anything can take that

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can take away from like that WrestleMania feel.
I mean like they can have shows that are as good or presented as
large, but I think it's just that it is WrestleMania.
It's that feel of this is WrestleMania that all of us kind
of grew up with. You look forward to the big one,
so. I don't think.
That adding to it or anything like that will make it any less.

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Yeah, it's kind of like the World Baseball Classic.
It's OK if you want to, you can try and make that as big as as
you want, but it's never going to be the World Series.
It's. A good comp Rondo I like that.
I try, I like that. That was a good comp.
HJC Which Which match are you most excited for?

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The mixed tag? Cena, Brock, Cody, Drew flying
under the radar. EO Steph, do you care about Usos
getting back together? Nope.
The match I'm looking forward tothe most, probably up either
Cody Drew or EO Stephanie, Both.They're probably the most
unpredictable matches on the card.

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I mean, probably EO, Steph more so, but I think those are
probably the two ones that I'm looking forward to the most.
Just I feel like EO and Steph, Ithink they've had like one match
on Raw, right? It was like kind of a shorter
match. It was like right after
WrestleMania I think, right? Yeah, that was that was the
night after I think, right. Yeah, yeah.
And I remember it being a root and toot and good time.

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So add in the stakes, add in thethe PLE nature of it should be a
barn burner and I could see it going the other way.
Same with Cody and Drew. I feel like Cody's probably the
safe bet, but I don't see any reason why Drew couldn't be the
one to beat Cody and take the strap off of them.
So. Knock it off you can.
Come knock it. Off.
Knock it off. Claymore's done.

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Claymore's a job. Areno baby Randy.
Orton LED this past Friday. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.
Stupid. Yeah.
Are we? Are we excited to see AJ Lee?
Hell yeah. In her first official match.

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Sure. Yeah, I'm I'm excited at the
coming to her. I was, I was laying out for
anybody else to say, but, you know, no, Yeah, no.
I'm excited to see her in the current landscape.
She didn't have a lot of dancingpartners in her heyday, so it'll
be a nice change of pace, give her a little spotlight.
Big AG league guy over here. Yeah, she look, she's that.

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Her coming back on that Smackdown was fucking awesome.
Let's light it up, guys. Awesome, I'm here.
Light it up. She looks the fucking exactly
the same, too. Amazing.
Now she she's in better shape. You could tell.
Yeah, her. She has just the fucking
washboard ABS at this point that.
And she got some thick legs for a little girl, too.

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Take it easy, Buck. I'm glad we.
Got that clean, thick legs for alittle girl, Brendo.
We don't. Cut that up and use it as a drop
later. I don't know what we're doing
here. No, I don't know about ring
shape, but in terms of like physical appearance and whatnot,
she looks amazing. Yeah, I'm excited.
This is like AI usually don't ifI don't get to see this live,

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this isn't APLE. Well, I will we'll go back and
and find time to watch 'cause I'm kind of outside of the tag
match, which I know what they'redoing with the Usos and
division, 'cause it looks like we're setting up for fucking war
games and Survivor Series Like I'm OK, The rest of the card is
like must see for me. Hey, question.

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So Jay USO and LA Knight, a little bit of beef, maybe a
little heel turn action going, maybe, I don't know.
Possible. I mean the.
Worst thing? But then Usos's heels and
they're going to join up with the with fucking, what's his
name, Solo? Oh, I don't think that'll happen

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now. Keep them away from No, he yeah,
Solo's got his crew still. They don't do anything, but he's
got his crew. The.
Thing the the thing that worriesme about any of that, like that
he'll turn. Is anybody else ending up with
Seth Rollins? You know, merry men.
Like I don't want any of those guys to end up in that group

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just because it I think that Jay's not I mean they learned
that Jay is not he's not the themain eventer, he's not the world
title holder. So having him get back together
with Jimmy, I think it's A tag. It's just fine.
I don't I like LA night going tothat.
That group would just be fuckingthere.
It's a nothing burger for me. There's nothing that he can

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build on from there. So if they do add anybody into
that group, it can't be any of those guys.
So I don't know like he'll turn wise step could possibly be in
that in that situation given whothey are currently feuding with.
I mean he. Could do his own thing if he
healed turns he doesn't have to go with Seth or whatnot.
It would make no sense for him to go with Seth since they've
been feuding for a while, right?Yeah, stop them with Bronson

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Reed. Yeah, that's a good point.
That is a very good point. I'm.
Still, I'm still not sold on Seth and his group.
I don't know, man. I'm not either man.
I don't you guys. Don't have the vision?
That's the problem. I dig it.
You dig it. You know who's got?
The vision, the fucking WWE and TKO, 'cause they got millions of

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dollars to go fucking Tout all over the world, first to Rumble
in January and then then 2027. WrestleMania.
Riyadh the greatest. WrestleMania, baby, Come on,
bring back Yokozuna. Let's get it.
I mean what? Did they?

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What did they want? They want Undertaker, Shawn
Michaels, Rock and Austin and the smart thing to do would be
to put your All Stars in an 8 man tag and have them get in
there with bump machines. Like who's the guy that Vince
likes? Mysteria.

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No, no. Like the A Town Down Under
fucking guy. Austin Theory, Throw the Miz in
there. Maybe a little R truth, I don't
know. Just fucking guys that are gonna
make these guys look good. This is what they want.
They want a moment where all four of these guys are gonna
make their entrance and the crowd's gonna go nuts and
they're gonna hit all their big moves and it's gonna be over in
6 minutes. You know how you make it better,

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Tony. It don't do it.
You met 8. Man tag four $100,000 eight man
Oh. Fuck yeah dude.
Yeah, no, 100,000 each make it 400K.
Oh, hey, you're being. Crazy Fuck yeah.
You're out of your mind and that's.
Crazy. Like a fault.
Eliminator an. Eliminator match to get to the

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next match $800,000 between the winner and the not loser.
Does anybody wanna? See Steve Austin, The Rock
Undertaker. What they're gonna fucking?
Do it the people in Saudi. Arabia do.
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Well, get a fucking VPN and watch fucking old WWE shit.
But you don't think Austin? You don't think Austin would

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like another payday for doing like Jack?
All of nothing. I don't know this and this is
all he's gotta do is come in andgive a couple of stunners.
The Undertaker's gonna give somebody the fucking Tombstone.
Shawn Michaels is gonna kick somebody's head off.
Like, that's it. It's a moment.
I don't. Don't need.
Must stop at the. Fucking moments.
No, you know what they need morethan moments?

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Money. Money.
Money, money, money. No.
What can they? Do.
Oh, millions of dollars. Millions of dollars.
Millions of dollars. Your stock is over $200 right
now. You don't think I'd want my
shares to be over 3 next year? Had that fucking.
Lump sum that that fucking girl left him when when she died when
he was like 23. He's doing just fine.

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Oh, he spent all that on drugs. He liked to be doing.
Allegedly, he liked to be doing finer.
Brenda, you got to be careful when you say shit like that.
I mean, he came. Back He came out of retirement
for Saudi money. You think he's not going to come
back again for WrestleMania? Saudi money, Yeah, let's be
honest. Triple H is just mad that his
name didn't pop up on that. You don't think he would?

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Fucking take a few bumps with that pacemaker for a couple
more. You're out of your mind.
Man. Maybe if it's like an 8 man tag
situation, he doesn't have to doa lot.
You could, you could throw Paul in there.
That's it. Or even fucking stick.
The Miz with them and make it a 10 man or R truth or some
somebody else in the world. Oh, break it back.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Turn it into a fucking show.

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So that guy could be the face inperil.
Take the beat and he gets the hot tag and then boom stone cold
stunner hot tag, boom fucking tombstone hot tag, boom Sweet
Chin music hot tag rock bottom. That's what they want.
They want the old school smack down ending where everybody
fucking hits their finisher and that's it.
I like this. Fuck yeah, dude.
I'm. In Give Me the Book,

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Motherfuckers. Let Ric Flair manage.
A team? No, please.
He goes over there and he's. Not making dusting.
Off to give their big fucking WrestleMania moment too.
Alex, right? Jerk.
Off. The.
Forefront of your. Brain, you think this is going
to? Be a 2/2 day thing too.

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Yes, brother, I hope it's. All week.
Long I could see a bit a three. Day event.
Yeah, yeah. Marker right here.
Bookmark this. It'll be.
Let him have an hour. Every day, the entire week,
Let's. Go just send Mr. Iguana.
Over there, all the fucking minis, that's fuck it.
That's a good one one. Day with all.
Fat sumo wrestlers who gives a fuck?

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I like that I. TuneIn for that, what are we
doing? Here, give the Saudis what they
want. Why?
Money, Money, money. Money, money, money, man.
Millions. Of.
Dollars. Millions of dollars.
Fuck. What about me?
What? About what I want.
Fives of dollars. Fives of dollars.

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I don't know it just feel the. I know that you guys are old
shits, but the idea of watching a wrestling pay-per-view at like
1:00 in the afternoon is fuckingweird to me.
Oh, it's great. I hate it.
I love it. What you what?
Clash in Paris. Fucking shit.
I don't know. I just don't like it.
Oh, OK, so we can book the WrestleMania so you fucking

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chodes can get your fucking clumsy Attitude Era WrestleMania
moment. I don't want.
I don't like the afternoon. Start now.
I'm a fucking jerk off. Yeah.
All you. I have a small Dick.
Yeah. You and the horse.

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You rode in on WrestleMania moment.
I thought of a big, big and extravagant WrestleMania and
fucking 1:00 in the afternoon great.
I can't fucking wait. You know what's?
Even better. For that, wait till it's over,
watch it. Fast forward every single
fucking commercial and every single.
Fucking 6 minute entrance that Idon't give a shit about.

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Saudis. Do.
And you know who's paying their salary?
Not you, right? I'm probably not even gonna.
Fucking watch it if I'm being honest with you.
You'll be busy in the. Driveway probably.
Or just not fucking watching WrestleMania.
Yeah, there's 15. Hours of AW for us to watch
first. All in one night.

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For God's sakes, even that's notlike, like Hanson, Kevin's like,
oh, like WrestleMania, like we grew up on, like this is not.
The WrestleMania that. Happens now is nothing like what
we grew up on. Yeah, Liberace.
Isn't making it better Audie? I can and and.
You yes it's a big it it feels bigger better I don't know it's

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just like I love the big packageI am the cat Comer let's.
See, you got to stop. Interjecting it because yeah,
clearly burst the problem over the hell yeah.
I will say though, like. First of all, the the morbid

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curiosity is it has me excited for what they're going to pull
out for this WrestleMania. Oh yeah.
Yeah, I do. Fucking Dorton, come on now.
Called for it. Your guest.
You're going to rate me like that.
But it's going to be weird though, because WrestleMania has
become this whole thing where it's like the whole week, you

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know, the all the independents around in that area always get a
chance to thrive with all these major shows.
People come into town, they makea vacation out of it.
You got blood sport and blood squirt blood.
Sport over there. Don't worry pal, Do you?
Think JCW is going to make the trek over there?
I bet you they will. If anybody will, they will.

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If Tony. Khan was a smart businessman
that all those fucking freakazoids think he is.
He would have a fucking AW show that night and let all these
fucking monkeys book their shit around that show 100%.
Oh my God, I ran. Yeah.
So far. Away I walked.
Instead. It's interesting, I think.

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I'd have to fuck. Hardcore Holly fuck yeah dude it
it's. It's definitely, they're going
worldwide for sure. It's a global.
Brand guys, WWE is on a different level.
You just need to you just need to catch up.
TKTKO is. Fucking driving that ship, what

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we do. You know I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not against it, I just I'm
not. I don't know, I.
Was more interested in the reactions from the the wrestling
community than. Like I don't give a shit.
Like if I'm around, I'll probably watch it, but I'm not
taking the day off to watch fucking.

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We're taking the day off to watch Russell Palooza.
I'm not taking the day off to watch WrestleMania.
You just 180. On yourself already double T you
just turned on yourself. I mean if I.
There's a there's a 99% chance that I'm working 'cause it's the
fucking weekend. I work every single weekend.
If it Like if it happens that I don't have an event in the
afternoon and I have to work at night and I'm home, I'll catch

(29:11):
what I can, but I'm not taking off to watch it.
Watch WrestleMania. No, I don't listen.
To WrestleMania I can. You wanna know why 'cause I just
come on here and I listen to youguys bitch about it.
So it's good you are horny. I'm pretty sure you did.
Not like WrestleMania 41, Handsome Kevin Which?

(29:32):
One was that. The last.
One gotcha. Such a such a big, grandiose,
memorable WrestleMania that you can't even fucking remember it.
I'm. Busy.
Yeah. Jerking off all day watching
Bob. Backlund bear hug people fuck

(29:52):
off. Wow, you got to take that HK
sick atomic. Drop.
Some white legs you. Got to say, I'm sorry you're
looking at me. I feel bad.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
Bob back sounds great. Is he the He's like middle of

(30:16):
the pack. Wait a SEC.
Wait a SEC. Wait a SEC Wait a SEC I I.
Still hand job. How do you feel about?
This Are you pretty fuck pumped about this Saudi Russ?
Are you actually like, how do you feel about afternoon events?
You go to bed. At 6:30 PM.
Or do you actually stay up like an adult?
What? First of all, you could you
could watch the show whenever ifyou don't want to watch it

(30:38):
during the day. It's all.
Streaming it's. All we don't know how to watch
it. You can figure it out.
Yeah, figure it out like an. Adult hope we.
Know by then and. This cock sucker up.
Here, couldn't figure out casting, but that's a whole yeah
you can't fucking Google. Like Leo, he's a fucking half a
half a fucking sped. Yeah, I know you're.
Going to go. Half.

(30:58):
Another way Superstar Jimmy. Yeah.
When the fuck did we? Get ice cream blue.
Glass goes here. Brown glass goes there.
Don't throw me away. Great job, I throw a glass still
hand job afternoon. Events.
Yeah, I love always. Cracks me up so hand job.

(31:22):
Afternoon delight. And yeah, no, it's fine.
Like, I mean, if I don't know, Iprefer a show ending earlier
than going to the wee hours of the morning.
Fucking. Up 12:00 is not the.
Wee hour of the morning? Yes it is.
It is Weeest hour it. Cannot get more wee.
It is super wee. Wee weeest hour.

(31:43):
The weeest hours like that's that's. 4 hours past wee
brother. No, that's wee.
Hours of the morning. Hey who took my clitter box
pictures off of this thing? I.
Didn't even know you had Clitter.
Box pictures on there. My dildo collection's not here
anymore so. Fuck it, somebody smuggle it

(32:06):
away. Somebody clipped.
That one. There you go.
OK. So according to the Cambridge
Dictionary. The wee hours.
Of the morning are between 12:00at night.
It's. Saudi Arabia.

(32:31):
That's not very kind. Where's?
Tony, this is Diana here. What we got?
Wow, we got. Yeah, Really Kate and and Hand
job, Kyle. Hand job hitters.
Hi, Kyle. Two corners, 1 cup.

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Wow. Kate, what brings you to the
show? Never mind, it's best not to
ask. Questions.
No, that's not it. Why?
Is it's your show, but are we going to talk dynamite?
No, I was I. Was reading the definition of
when the wee hours actually are.Oh, somebody say.
We. All right, you can change your

(33:22):
name back to Tony, but you changed my name.
Oh, you son of a bitch. I did not do that.
Well, I didn't put her on the show.
You did. The wee hours of the morning are
between midnight. Your mother's a.

(33:46):
Whore you are. Mother's a whore.
Play to speak. Of the dead Terry Funk, Jesus.
Terrible. I'd like to point out too, as

(34:13):
soon as Tony put Kate on the screen, the viewers went up.
Holy shit is there a spot available on Monday?
I'm. Sorry that this is.

(34:36):
I know. You feel well, so you know.
Duke, Duke, Duke's in the chat here.
He he brings up a great questionfor you.
I think hand job if you guys hadto choose one Nudie mag you
going with D cup or leg world? I'm going leg.
World. You're going leg.
World. You know why 'cause just because
it says. D cup doesn't mean it doesn't

(34:57):
mean it's women's D cups, and I've known quite a few men over
the years with some D cups. Gosh, I have to choose one of
those. I can't do like Swank.
No, it's no. It says right there one nudie
Meg D Cup or leg world. All right, I didn't ask.
If I had to choose between thosetwo, it says if you.
Had to choose one nudie Meg you go in with D cup or leg world I

(35:19):
don't want. To go with either of them, I
want to go with Swank. Why do you got to be?
So fucking why are you such a Dick?
Jesus, you're acting like a real.
Battle Axe Kyle you you a cup guy or a leg guy?
I'm. A play girl.
Kind of guy personally that's come on now we.
All are, but that's not part of the question.
Yeah. Yeah, I've genuinely never heard
of either of those, but you know, God bless you guys.

(35:40):
It could be a Midwestern. Thing apparently they had a lot
of traffic the other day and youcould drive a fucking 15 Wheeler
around it. It wasn't such a big deal after
all. Yeah, they tend.
To be dramatic up there. I've never jerked it to.
Paper personally, Were you naked?
Not at the moment. No.

(36:02):
Where? So.
Kyle, afternoon pay-per-view or night time?
pay-per-view. I'm sorry I'm a night time.
Boy, if I have my druthers but I'm sure it'll go on what?
Until the night if I had my druthers?
What the fuck is? This like a North Carolina?
What's a drudger like? If I had like a which is that?
Like a mix between like a, a, a?I got nothing.

(36:25):
No, no, you got it. Fucking dickhead.
Well, I'm so gassy. What the fuck?
Oh. Jesus, so back on track.
Here important stuff man job. You're going with you're you're.
AD Cup man, right? Yeah, Miss Joe, back on track.
I'm more into legs. Than DAD Cup's a little too much

(36:45):
person. Yeah, it's a little.
Beefy gotcha. I don't know.
Third leg. World.
Not your you. Cock sucker.
Yeah, yeah. So.
But I wonder what those? Saudis prefer Speaking of which
ankles no Lord of. The Flies Ankle Ave.

(37:09):
Or eyes. Only.
Oh, can I not? Say that.
Is that bad? Yeah, you just did, buddy.
Too late. It was an interesting group of
people that were up on the stageand none of them looked very
pleased about the announcement. That's just more just like,
like, I get it, like obviously as a business, like you'd be
stupid not to, but it's just it's a further like a flashing

(37:32):
neon sign. Like hey, we don't give a like
them going to Vegas twice in a row, even though the last time
wasn't good. Like maybe it was business wise,
but as a show they don't give a.Shit, they don't give a shit.
So it's just furthering that kind of, it's not like news to
anybody, but it's still applyingthat that's their first, you
know, and then everything else they'll just kind of let fall as

(37:54):
it falls. But again, it'll be they'll go
all out good or bad. So I'm curious to see what it'll
turn out to be. I know they're doing rumble.
There's some coming rumble. I'm wondering if they'll do that
twice in a row. I wonder if they'll start doing
more paper views over Who knows,but that's the money.
'S there right? But it's all at the end.
Like people were like oh I wonder why the UK didn't get

(38:17):
WrestleMania like. Do you like?
The Saudis threw like. Hundreds of.
Millions of dollars at the WWE for WrestleMania, that's why.
The same reason why John Cena's last match is in DC instead of
Boston. Right 'cause.
They wanted a lot of money. And Boston the the fleet, is it

(38:37):
the fleet center? They're like, we're not paying
for that. DC was like, yeah, right here.
We'll take it. Hello.
Right here. We got you right there is.
There what Boston was. Worried about people won't spend
the money during the holiday season.
Some nonsense I read somewhere but could have done like.
Fenway Park or something Boston hates.
Money. Let's be honest, wrestling fans

(38:57):
are gonna fucking shell out. Look, I'm not the big like John
Cena is not my guy, but even I looked at that last fucking Raw
at MSG in November that he's going to be at and like tippy
tops tickets are like fucking $250.
Like to sit all the way at the top.
Oh, I was. Just at a random ass smack down
last Friday and it was 150 for nosebleeds.

(39:20):
Very last row that was in. Yeah, and they're not.
Charging. They're not charging enough
money, apparently. They said Vince wasn't charging
enough money throw. The old guy under the.
Bus. I might start being an.
AW fan 'cause they're much more affordable there.
You go. And then I could just mock the.
Product all night. I mean, how is that any

(39:42):
different than what you do now? No.
At least I'll be around other people, mocking it and then
getting them all angry. All right, watch.
It and have. Some background of what you're
mocking. You know, I mocked somebody.
When we went to that show, it was the Ring of Honor, a lot of
people. And well, no, it was the, IT was
the Ring of Honor New Japan show.
And I said something about somebody and some dude 4 rows

(40:03):
down was lost his mind. He's like.
Yes, he sucks. Bro damn.
Kyle always. A pleasure.
What's coming up on the apron bump this week, buddy?
Always a pleasure. Coming on appreciate the invite
once again the apron. But well, my latest episode was
a little ECW Hardcore Heaven 1997 review following up the The

(40:25):
Born to be wired that old DoubleT was on couple weeks ago, so
feel free to check her out. We got a little your favorite
progress wrestling this week the.
Super. Strong Style 16 tournament with
the commentators from that show as well as RJ Singh who used to
wrestle for Progress and so it was a good little time.

(40:46):
That's a Progress alumni on to chat about it, isn't it?
So. Good, good times all.
Around, but if you like the old school wrestling, which I'm
assuming if you're a Wizards fans, you guys, do you fans have
names by the way progress. Wrestling is progress.
Wrestling is not old school though, Kyle.
Hey, it's 20. 17 that's 88 yearsago.
It's vintage, that's. Like yeah, is it though before

(41:10):
half of them? Fell off the face of the earth.
Well, you know well, they're. Not the most upstanding
citizens, so you know. You know they are.
In the but they're they're all in the same caravan with old
buck. OK, so if you want to.
Hear about Travis Banks and Jimmy Havoc and David Starr.
Yes, I. Do.
No, you don't. Yes, I do.
I want to move access to all that.

(41:31):
Me too. And Brenda, we're not allowed.
To make up nicknames for our fans anymore.
We got in trouble for doing that.
So oh. What's that?
You. Got to talk to Matt about that
one. Why am I still Golden Gate?
Kate? What the fuck are you guys
changing? I told you I'm not.
Changing it back, that's on you.There you go.

(41:53):
Yeah. The apron bump.
Drops every Wednesday if you go to at apron bump on the Twitter
machine, there's a discord. You should join that.
I joined it recently. I don't know why I was slacking.
And then there's a link tree link and it's got everything for
the apron bump. Kyle, there's great shorts on
Instagram. I highly recommend you checking

(42:15):
that out. The show's on YouTube.
It's wherever you get your podcast, follow support, show
some love for our guy Kyle or aswe call him hand job.
You know his name is Kyle though.
Nah, I'm just hand job when. I'm here.
That's fine. All right, I.
Accept it. Beating it raw.
That's what they say, Kyle. Took feel better buddy.

(42:37):
Well, this stint with you. Guys has made me feel better.
Did it that means anything to you?
No, I hope it cleared the pipes.Pipes, he's going to fucking.
Hang up on us the way he always does.
This fucking Jack wagon. Come on, it's coming.
I know. I feel it now.
Yeah, you said it. Now.
I'll just stay a little time. All right, next.
Gang, who are we? Interviewing Butt Bill Killer

(42:57):
Bee 2 No butt Bill. Killer.
Bee 2 Killer Key. Right in that town.
Butt Bill killer. Bee 2:00 You got against the
killer bees. I like the killer.
Bees. Well, you got bumped for.
Brian Blair once. And you were fucking butt, butt
hurt about it a little bit. A little bit.
Hold on, Hold on everybody. It's still stings.

(43:21):
It took a long. Call me Charlie.
Did you see him reaching for that button?
Trying to be suave about it? He's like, AL's a great guy, The
best. That was a lot of fun.
So yeah, what? Well, let me go to the this
notes thing is cool over here, you guys.

(43:41):
Yeah, it's kind of nice. I like this.
I like it too. Right hands with Kevin.
I know we played a little Fortnite Friday night, but you
were also doing double duty watching a little world's
collide. Oh boy, I was.
Trying to I was. Trying to.
Tight video, you know it was. Late for me but I stayed up to
play some games with my main manDouble T.

(44:02):
You stayed up late. I said I.
Stayed up way too late and I oh fuck, I gotta fix that.
Hold on one second. That's that's all fucked up.
What'd you do? It's the fucking, it's a, it's a
whole God damn thing. Let me find it.
So what'd you do bro? It's going to bother.
Me because you can't do that within and it has a thing it's a

(44:22):
God damn it all right well, we have a.
New AAA mega champion and it's Dom Mysterio.
Of course it is right? He means fight Kingo with the
help of. What's his?
Nuts Grande Americano. Oh yeah.
The old. Did did now?
I didn't watch. Did Dom wrestle the whole match
in a mask? I didn't watch either.

(44:48):
Not all at. Once, guys.
Something. No, I didn't the.
Mexican flag. Looks a lot like the Italian
flag. Yeah, except.
Italia. Italia stole it, yeah.
We did of. Course we did.
Hey, was. It just me or did their ring
seem gigantic? There it is.

(45:09):
So. Here's what I'll say no.
Spoilers, right? I'm going to start there.
Secondly, I I. Haven't been able to watch the.
Whole thing yet I haven't been able to sit down and watch the
whole thing. So I had them in the background
when we were while we were playing.
So I wasn't like tuned in the way I want to be when when
worlds collides happen. So I did see Demonito made his

(45:31):
appearance there in the the Judgement Day match.
From what I saw of the Natalia match, that was fantastic.
I still haven't watched the the main event in its entirety, Mr.
Iguana. I'm still like, I don't, is he
great? Is he great you're excited
about? Dimonita a fucking hand puppet,

(45:51):
but you can't decide on Mr. Iguana.
I I didn't. I didn't.
Say I, I he just made an appearance.
I didn't say I was excited. It is.
It is kind of. Funny though, when he does show
up, it's it's not, it's not within the character of of Finn.
So to see him pop up, it is it made me chuckle a little bit
when I did see it. But yeah, I haven't.
I haven't locked in the way I want to watch the whole thing

(46:11):
yet did. Maybe you could answer then if
you just saw bits and pieces. Did Dom wrestle the whole?
Match with a mask on. I want to say no.
OK, so at some. Point.
He put the mask on. Yeah.
Yeah, I want. To say no, but that's the that's
the match that I saw the absolute least of all of.
OK. So yeah.

(46:34):
Which sucks because I. Love like I love, I love these
events like I just. I just have not been able to
crack off the time to to watch the whole thing through the way
I'd like to. How?
Is the way you like to watch it.Oh Rose Clyde like nude or do
you get some? Take out from your place.
Yeah, yeah, I like. To watch it in the nude with

(46:54):
take out from my place right? And with Brundle fly on a video
call? Really.
He rests his Dong. In the mojito, yeah, Really
gives it that spice, yeah. Mojitos aren't.
Spicy Brindle fly. But yeah, no, it does.
It gives it a little. Spice.
Brundle does the drink, we give the guy a break it.
This one maybe is spicy. Oh, how it is.

(47:16):
Yeah. Yeah, put a little tomatillo.
Sauce in there, right? OK, Yeah.
The white sauce with the. Relationship with AAA Are we
surprised that Andrade asked forhis release?
Not one. Bit he was not a AAA guy, he was

(47:37):
CMLO and there's a lot of conflicting.
Reports out there right now, so yeah.
I don't think it would have worked.
I don't think it would have worked for AAA, even if I mean
for the right price maybe, but. With the way triple.
A and CMLO was like a lot. None of those guys really like

(47:57):
commingled well and the other thing that we.
We just talked about this because of last week week before
was the guys that have come backnow and not really done much of
fuck all and Andrade was on thatlens to guys that could just
fucking go like he could disappear.
Nobody give a shit if it is a a Wellness thing that that then
it's on him. If he asked for his release, see
you later. If WWE just wanted to shit can

(48:19):
him see you later. It like it it.
He really does not matter to me whatsoever.
According to Uncle. Dave, take it with a grain of
salt. It is a disciplinary thing.
It has nothing to do with drugs,it has nothing to do with
alcohol. It has nothing to do with the
marriage relationship to Charlotte.
But no one will tell him why Andrade was sent home.

(48:42):
There is rumor out there that they wanted him to work with
AAA, so maybe that. Is something they.
Want him to work with AAA and hesaid no.
Well, if the guy's being a A. Fuck head, just cut him.
Get rid of him, yeah. Yeah, no big loss to.
Me no. It's not like he was tearing up
the merch sales. But if he was, is.

(49:05):
That's why our truth is back, right?
He's tearing up the merch sales here.
We go, no, he's not. He's not tearing up the merch
sales. He was.
Yeah, for what, a week and 1/2 when?
Everything was on fucking clearance.
Oh look how much shit he's moving now.
You can get his T-shirt for $1.95.
That's right in your wheelhouse you love.

(49:25):
I would have known I would have bought 20 shirts.
Nobody's screaming. We want Andrada, You don't hear.
We want Andrada. You don't hear that, everybody.
Would have got Little Jimmy shirts for Christmas if I knew
that was the case. That would have been nice.
It is. I don't know, you know, back to
the like, oh, these guys are back.
Like what are they doing with them?
You know, like, also like the guys that jump, like I know

(49:47):
Reef, what, what do you got there?
George says according. To John Elba from SI, it was a
pretty bad Wellness violation and confirmed by Sean Sean
Hunter, Sean. Green probably has some.
ASIAC. Yeah.
No Planet Stasiac. Confirmed Sean Michaels.
That could be Sean Mooney. HO former newscaster Mooney.

(50:12):
Yeah, that's pretty. Cool.
A true, true journalist. Sean Mooney.
Yes. Real journalist.
What the fuck? Was I going to say Oh?
Like, you know, we were all like, oh, very excited for Penta
and Phoenix to come over to the WWE, but they're kind of like, I
know, I know. Ray Phoenix just wrestled for
the US title on Smackdown. Yeah.

(50:34):
I don't know, they seem like. They they were.
Came in all guns. Blazing and now, like, I don't
know, nobody really particularlygives a shit.
I mean that just be me, I think.Phoenix with Andrade, so maybe
that kind of stalled him a little bit there too.
Yeah. And I think that.
Yeah, I think it does. And I think that the star power
when when you compare the 2, when you compare Phoenix to

(50:57):
Penta, I think Penta star power is far surpasses Phoenix's.
So I don't think that there's like, I don't think there's a
fair comparison in the two, unless these are just too lucha
guys. Penta's still been featured
every week. Yeah, but what's he doing?
Well, he, I think he. Just.
Lost a Rusev? Yes.
All right. What are we doing?

(51:18):
Why is that? Funny, I don't.
Know I just. I don't, I don't know what's
what. Rusev he.
Declared he's on a fucking tear.He's looking for that world
title, that's what. That's what Rusev wants.
He'll really. That's.
That's he wants it, man. Whose world today?
Anybody's world title? He's.
He's a belt is Cody. Is on Rod Rusev, is that Cody?
I don't set, no raw is. The other guy set.

(51:42):
Yeah, yeah. So, Seth.
Is Rusev a face? No.
So we got to get a face. If Rusev's going after this
title, yeah, maybe. We'll see.
Interesting. A lot of ways to go, man.
A lot of ways to go, all right. But Andre like.
Keep me up comparing Andrade. Oh no, I don't give a shit.

(52:04):
About it look. I don't care about Andrade.
I think he was super talented. I they, they should have sent
him back to fucking NXT so he could work with some of those
young kids. Oh, he was.
He was. Fantastic in NXT that match him
and Gargano. Had that Takeover in
Philadelphia is one of the one of the best NXT matches ever in
my opinion. It's where he did his.
Where he did his best work by far.
I don't think he'd really accomplished much of anything

(52:25):
once he got called up. He didn't really do much of
anything in in AEW either. So the guys, the guys got an NXT
career and now he can, I don't know, go over to well.
I don't give a shit where he goes to be honest with you.
He's not a big, not a big Andrade guy.
Fair enough. Fair enough.
Speaking of NXT though, they gota big show Tuesday night it

(52:45):
seems like. What do?
What do they call it? NXT Homecoming.
Homecoming. Yeah.
What do we got? We have.
Let's see, I know it's Carmelo and Trick.
Carmelo a trick? Against DIY, yeah.
You look at the women's match and it's like these three women
that came from NXT against thesethree women and you're like, one

(53:07):
of these things is not like the other.
A lot of these. Things is not like the other
Yeah, but that women's. 1 is so like.
Yeah, no, that's what. I mean, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see. Ria, Tiffany.
And staff are on one side and they were like all in NXT like
18 months ago to like 6 months ago and.

(53:27):
Then it's like. JC Jane, Fallon Henley and
Jasmine Nicks, and that's like it's the best NXT women's
division has to offer. JC Jane.
I just found pretty. Much at this.
Point it's it's them Blake Monroe and Jordan Grace, right.
All right, Tony ran you over there.
I just find NXT. So boring.

(53:48):
Like I don't, I don't give a shit about.
This is a good question. Here, War Hero 99 wants to know
who are you taking to homecoming?
Does it have to be like? Are they alive?
Are they dead? Does it have to be from the
wrestling business? From NXT.
From. NXT.
Yeah. Wait, who's in NXT?
Let me figure this. Yeah, let me.
I'm gonna look at this too. I'm going Solruka.

(54:10):
You picked mine. That was gonna be mine.
I knew you were getting. I had to say it before you.
Maybe. Maybe we could double?
You can. I was gonna say we, we.
Yeah, we can double. We can go H form H.
Oh, you won't. Never mind, never mind.
I'm not going to say no to the. Other, but yeah.

(54:32):
Well. Double T's got a pick.
I know what I'm. Taking.
You taking? I'm taking Jada.
Parker OK, OK, not a wrong answer.
I like. That junk in the?
Trunk probably dance on the dance floor too, you know.
Yeah. Is that how she dances?
You know what? I wish I could take that.
You because. You want to go load the voice?

(54:53):
Yes. Yeah, I knew.
I am on to you, I tell you. What?
I went to the Savannah Bananas game Saturday at Yankee Stadium
and they do before the first pitch, you have to find the
Golden Banana. So they bring out what was it?
They bring out a celebrity. And they blindfold them.

(55:13):
And that celebrity was Damien Priest.
So they blindfold them and then they get them on all fours and
they throw the banana somewhere and he has to crawl around and
find the banana but. Apparently he.
Was there at the game with Lola Vice?
Good for him. Yeah.
Yeah, you were gonna change an eye.
Out I'll. Keep an eye out for.

(55:33):
Her this weekend. I'm gonna see Damien Priest at
the Slayer concert. Yeah.
Buddy Tony, who you taking? Man, who's Stevie Turner?
She's, she's kind of nice on theeyes.
Oh no, she might be. No, no, no, no.
Like I, I remember her sort of. I don't remember.
Any of them, but yeah. An ID person because I got all

(55:56):
the all them. There's a few of them here.
Who's Tatum Paxley? She's in the tag team.
She's going to wrestle for the women's tag titles on Tuesday.
Who is Sarah Schreiber? Schreiber.
Who? Who is?
That she don't. Wrestle, huh?
No, I think she's. Backstage.
Oh yeah. Apparently Stevie is the GM of

(56:21):
Evolve according to our friend War Hero.
OK. Oh.
Oh, she's not a wrestler. Well, she was a wrestler, but
now I guess she she's in the fucking.
Oh, I'm gonna take Pizzeria. She looks like she go.
Fuck some fuckers up. Who the fuck?
Is. Pizzeria.
Well, her name is Zeria. I would imagine her first name

(56:43):
is Pete because it's. Aria, she looks Italian.
Pizzeria. Yeah, a little bit.
She got the red and the white inher hair.
She. Needs some.
Green. She's clearly not Mexican, so if
you're going to be red, white and green, you might as well be
Italian, right? What?

(57:04):
I'm not even looking at your. Faces.
I'm checking the rest of the roster.
Hey, whatever happened? Whatever happened to Nikita
Lyons? She's still around.
She. Was on a ball.
Evolve. She devolved.
Am I wrong? Fucking much.
Remember, everybody was like. Oh, she's got a big honey.
And then, yeah. And then she got hurt.

(57:25):
Yeah, she still does. SJ says Zaria is Australian.
Blow me. No, I don't know.
No, I didn't say. Blow me, I said.
Blind me. Take it easy.
Blimey, is the English. Isn't it fucking gives a shit

(57:46):
they're all English Apron bump. She's clearly not Mexican,
Bruno, right? Right in town.
Who's Dante Chen? By the way, now you're on the
mend. Dude, come on.
No, you can take over. He wants the homecoming.
Yeah, I just. I was.
I was taken aback by his stunning Chen.

(58:08):
He was like, they did like a thing with him where he will
like the ultimate underdog. He beat somebody and then maybe
Lexus King. Oh please.
He sucks, right? That was like.
That was like 8 months ago when I tried to watch NXT for like 3
weeks in a row when they broughtin Joe Henry and Jordan Grace
and I was like, yeah I'm excitedfor this.
And then like 3 weeks later I was like, what is this?

(58:29):
Who Jordan Grace is a good pick.Who are Brutus?
Creed and Bronco Nema. Brutus Creed is on.
The main roster. Oh, he is.
Yeah, he's one of the. Creed Brothers.
That was with Gable. Oh, and so who's?
Bronco, Nema. Who's Berto?
Berto. 'S got like fucking scratches on

(58:50):
his tit. Humberto, yeah.
Hey, wait, he's not. Hum.
Anymore, he's just Berto. Just Berto.
Just berto you. Know.
WWE. They take away that first name.
OK then, terrific war hero's going to.
Take going to take JC that's that's his pick.
That's not a bad. Pick.
That's not a bad pick. Either Tony.

(59:10):
Who are you taking though? I told you who I was going to
take. What the fuck, Saria?
No. Who was the other broad?
Pete. No, not.
Pete, God damn it, I said her name.
So Kevin made it like a oh, Stevie Turner.
I'm taking Stevie Turner. OK, Yeah.
You could have taken the. Rocks Tutter.
Yeah, I'll take her. Off a fucking Cliff.

(59:33):
Take it easy Superfly, keep it in the family.
Oh, you know. It Is there anything else we
need to cover now in the WWE world?
Anything else you guys want? To talk about before we take a
break from the world of the WWE.No, yeah, I can't wait for.

(59:56):
Saudi Arabia, bro. That's in like 18 months though,
dude. Like what about Russell Palooza
this week? What you recall?
It's like next like in January. Oh yeah, OK.
Royal Rumble. You know what?
I am going to take off for the Royal Rumble though.
Why? I like the Royal Rumble.
We usually go to a friend's house.
We have some adult drinks and some.
Are you going to do that? If it's in the afternoon, well,

(01:00:17):
it's the royal. Rumble in the afternoon?
Yes, I'll take off for the RoyalRumble.
I just said I would take off forthe Royal Rumble, all right?
So you're going to watch it in the afternoon?
Yes, but I thought you were an adult.
Oh, I'm not like. Jacked up about it like it's not
a game changer. Like if 2027 Royal Rumble is at
8:00 at night, I'm good with that.

(01:00:37):
It doesn't matter to me. A bunch of a.
Bunch of Stew hearts over here. All right, let's.
Go to break. I gotta go say hello to the Oh
no, wait, I'm not. Ready you cock sucker.

(01:00:59):
Wow, cock sucker. No 'cause I had a.
Joke. What was your joke?
CM Punk is playing his music andhe goes, he goes.
You know, I would never put my hands on a woman, but I know
somebody who would. Fuck I.
Fucked it up God damn it. God, that's a fucking.

(01:01:21):
Commercial. Never mind.
Kevin. What's wrong with you?
I suck. I got nothing left in this
soundboard. Come back.
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Maybe. Wait, are you?
Serious. Look.

(01:09:46):
It. Was a long time ago.
We also have an episode where heappeared with Angel Ortiz in
studio as well. Maybe that one's a little
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Because I think it was you, me, him and Angel.
We didn't have anybody. Else with us that day.
No, I think that was unfortunately when around the
time KG GS mom passed. Oh, gotcha.

(01:10:09):
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MM was supposed to be there too and he he didn't make it.
But I think it's just the four of us.
I'll have to pull that from the.Archives It's definitely a
different, I think. This conversation.
We should have before or after the show.
No, no, this is good. This is good because people can
get the feel for how we think about things.

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(01:10:51):
Some of them. I don't know, man, We were.
Pretty loose with that F word buddy.
Well. Some of us more than.
Others. Yes, some of us a lot more than
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Go to get Kane again, God damn it.
Was not me you? Never changed it.
Back shut up. Yes, I.

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Did you know how to save when you change your name?
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It's a dumb button. Good, It's called.
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If it's another thing we could put up on the Patreon, you know
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Oh yeah, buck banging and buck in the same sentence, huh?
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(01:12:17):
Yeah. Hey, I heard there was.
A middle school nearby. Comments.
Wow. Brendo, I do want to.
I would like to give you some flowers when I'm not here.
You have to fly the AEW flag by yourself and you take a fucking

(01:12:41):
beating. But man, you just put your head
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Yep. I'm a sicko.
Yeah, you're a sicko. Now on the revert, the flip side

(01:13:04):
of that, I thought Handsome Kevin was joshing you when he
was over the moon about Rio 100%.
As soon as I said Rio I was expecting like a big fucking aw,
this fucking bird is back, blah blah blah this and that.
I was so surprised. I mean if anyone.

(01:13:24):
Looks like a bird. It's her.
You look like a bird. That's all right.
That's the you can do better than that.
You're. A bird can he though?
Yes, 100. Percent.
He can. Yeah.
True. I like Rio.
What's the problem? It's just a.
It's so weird like. I got.

(01:13:46):
AI don't know man. She's like 110 lbs soaking wet.
Nothing she does I believe, but then I've never seen her soaking
wet but. No, I so I.
I've always kind of liked her. I've dug her style like she she
sells fantastic. What the fuck is going on here?

(01:14:08):
Who put that on the screen? What's wrong with you?
That's gracious. I didn't touch nothing.
You know what? Realistically, it probably flies
under the radar. With the world going to shit,
Nobody's going to even recognizewhat we got over here.
So go fucking nuts. Fuck, don't fucking hurt

(01:14:31):
yourself. Don't trip over any.
Tricycles on your way over Jesus.
Yeah, the. The show's never changed in 14
years. I didn't say it's never changed.
I just said, you know, we have gotten more clever.

(01:14:52):
Yeah, clever. Clever is a good way to put it.
We're not as blatant as we used to be.
Yeah, I'm just saying you. Never know when that you know a
tricycle is going to jump out and try and get you.
So sorry, back to Rio. Whoa.
No. Says she dances on the sand.

(01:15:16):
I I like her style. I do for for like somebody
that's that's smaller. I think she wrestles
appropriately. I think that she does a great
job garnering sympathy. She she flies around.
I don't know, man. There's, there's something
about, there's something about the way she wrestles that I that
I'm into. I dig, I dig real.
I always dug real. I think.
I think she's a kind of awesome performer and she is the reason

(01:15:39):
I tuned into Dynamite this week.Oh boy.
Oh jeez. Oh boy.
I'm guessing. After.
Her. Match you tuned out?
No, no, sure. Sure as fuck didn't.
Wow, wow. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm so happy. You watched that Tony Storm sky

(01:16:00):
blue match then? What a piece of shit that was
you. Didn't different.
Opinions can happen. Hi, Kevin.
Hi, Real. Somebody kick.
Buck out quick, you have. Tricycle for me?
Why you have tricycle for me? He was like that borderline

(01:16:21):
Italian accent. Hi, Kevin.
You have her icicle for me. Mamma Mia.
Yeah, I. Dig.
I dig Rio. OK.
Did you dig? Any tag match that she had with
Alex Windsor? No, I don't.
I'm not. Into Windsor.

(01:16:43):
I, I and you know what? You don't?
Fucking soccer. No, no, I'm not Emmy soccer.
I can eat a shit. Is she still doing Freddie?
Mercury. No.
She's like some queen now, or some she's your.
Queen too. Free from.
Infection. I thought you were going to say.
Refried beans. I guess you're hot, doesn't it?

(01:17:08):
HKA little bit. I don't like.
This man, like she just comes back and they go OK tag.
They do that they do this shit like it seems like this is a
format for them. You come back, you introduce a
feud, you put them in A tag and I I didn't like that.
I I didn't care for that. I didn't necessarily hate the
match. I wish I winter's got to stop

(01:17:29):
with that that fucking half ass sharpshooter.
She does it looks like hell in the.
In the ropes, yeah, it's fucking.
Miserable. Stop it.
Just fucking stop it. It looks horrible.
It looks like anybody that says,Oh yeah, keep doing it.
Yeah, they should be hitting a fucking face with a baseball
bat. It looks like hell.
She should, dude. Oh, you're going to raise your
hand, bundle fly. Yeah, keep doing it.

(01:17:49):
Yeah, you're up next. Really.
Brenda, you don't think it lookslike No, I'm.
I'm. Just saying that to be a Dick.
Oh yeah, It. It's it.
Looks like shit. I would have.
Liked you fucking Dick. I would have much rather liked
to have seen her in a singles match.
I, I, I just, I would. I think Rio's so talented.
She looks like Lita. In China had a baby.

(01:18:13):
Sorry. Lina or.
A cheetah. Oh, cheetah.
No, you're just. Hiding the.
Names, yeah. He's.
Combining the names Tony, No I'mnot.
Oh, shut up. No, that's.
What bundle? Was doing so we both sucked on
that one. Yeah, oops.
Oops, better to suck together. Than in part Fuck yeah you name.
Changing douche nozzle. Can we?

(01:18:36):
Can we I I love Tropicale, but is this gimmick infringement
right now? Yeah, a little bit.
Oh oh. Cow.
That's Jersey Cow. Jesse's thing and he already hit
us with a wolf. Hey, Al.
Woof. Night.
Night, night, night. That's it.
You could. Have done a night.
Night, but you stole Jesse Jersey cow.
Jesse's gimmick, man. That's a that's.

(01:18:59):
I'm I'm disappointed in you shenanigans in that chat
tonight. I'm not going to lie to you.
So overall you hated Dynamite HK?
Ricochet Benjamin. Yeah, it's.
Fucking completely tuned out of that match.
It was sky blue. The one that you're.
Using the staple gun onto Yeah, yeah, fuck that, all the way

(01:19:20):
off. Yeah, that's what I said.
No, no. No, no, no, no, no.
You, no, no. That match was at the.
Mecca Brundo. Go nuts.
National TV cable. Thank.
You, Tony, you don't take a on on on cable TV.
You don't take a stapler and staple the hyenie and then

(01:19:40):
staple the titties and then hit the punani.
You don't. Do that.
That's unacceptable. Man, what do I like?
What is the rating my brother? Said he stapled the juice box
because she's banging Juice. So you know that's Juice's box.
No, it's. Unacceptable.
He can't do that. Loved.
It did not like that. Match at all.
Didn't like that match at all. You're not a mousetrap guy the

(01:20:03):
the main event. Woo Hoo, $500,000 on the line yo
fucking way. Was there?
Yeah, woo Hoo. I.
Will I will agree with you that the money thing is getting
stupid because they do it all the.
Time. But.
For the purpose. Of the Bucks situation like.

(01:20:25):
It makes sense. The Bucks, but because they do
it every fucking week with different guys, it completely
wears out the meaning of it. It's just 'cause they had
another fucking $500,000 match on collision.
They sure did the women right. The birds you're Wednesday night
Dynamite did 580. 4 But that doesn't take.

(01:20:49):
Into account Max though, right? That's kind.
Of thing that's just TBS. Oh, I wasn't talking about like
the. The viewers I was talking about
their like their actual like arethey TVMA?
Are they TV 7? Like you can't fucking staple a
pussy on TV. You can't do it.
It's unacceptable people in the area.
Of the pussy. Oh, you kidding me?

(01:21:11):
You see it? Now I don't.
Want to hear it? Because you watch fucking raw
religiously. Lita's titty was out.
Her and Ed. You fucking consummated him
winning the world title. They fucked on TV, they did not
fuck on. TV we didn't see any and they
did staple or pussy. Pussy.
Yes, they were the box. No.
They didn't. Yes, they did.

(01:21:31):
She went ask cheek. Ask cheek.
Titty titty puss. And what was the point?
Of that, what was the point? Fucking easy point, you arena.
Who gives a shit? So you put the staple gun for
the women. The sickos do.
The women can do everything the men can.
No they can't. They just wrong, wrong, wrong.

(01:21:52):
Just because they could do it doesn't mean they should do it.
Doesn't make it look right that they did it.
They stapled the puss. No, no, don't.
Do it. Don't do it though.
They didn't. You shouldn't do that.
Are they had a fucking? Blood feud.
Sky blue and. Tony no, this was just a.
Match This wasn't even for £100 really.
Screen fight on. Yeah, off and on the last couple

(01:22:13):
of weeks, so sky blue. Who doesn't win?
Fuck all of anything is going. She's the world champion.
Sky Blue's the world champion. No, Tony Storm is the world.
Sky Blue doesn't beat anybody. That's why I.
Put Steve Lombardi in there withShawn.
Michaels and Evan Steve Lombardistaple Shawn Michaels is nuts.
I mean, does Shawn Michaels still win?

(01:22:33):
Nobody. Wins nobody.
The fans are going crazy. For this 'cause they're fucking
R words. No, no, that's not acceptable.
You can't be mad if the fans whopaid to be there like it.
The 1500. Fans that were there may have
enjoyed it. They were there.
And then And you know what? Kind of fucking sideshow showing

(01:22:54):
up to that fucking arena, Riyadh.
Because the girls are going to go crazy.
Yeah, they're going to be. Yeah, off in Riyadh, but it adds
to. The atmosphere, well this added
to the. It did not add.
To the atmosphere. I watched the fucking shit.
I watched the shit. It did not add to the
atmosphere. You didn't.
Lose their goddamn. Mind, they weren't losing their
fucking minds during this match.You're out of your fucking head.

(01:23:15):
They loved it. They did not love it.
You know what they did doing? Oh, steeple during the pussy.
That's for the. Sickos bring out atoms.
That steeple got further than any guy will in any pussy in
that fucking arena. Let's be honest.
Fuck. Sexual fucking jealousy.
Of a fucking and how do you. How do you justify taking this

(01:23:37):
fucking OK? One, they're not in a blood
feud. This match makes no fucking
sense. Two, you're going to put this
match on right with all this fucking bullshit spots and it's
not even in your fucking main event.
Instead you tried out this main event that's $500,000 tag team
match. Go fuck yourself.
It's all the fucking main. Event people in the main event.
You see sky? Blue not a main event.

(01:23:59):
That's why she wasn't a main event.
There was no blood. Feud here there was.
No reason for this match. This was stupidity.
There was a reason for this. Match the fucking Tri triangle
of Tyrad. Beat the shit out of Tony this
the week before triangle with Tyrad.
Is on the loose triad. Or whatever they are, the
triangle. Of madness.
The Triangle Madness. People, I know that.

(01:24:19):
There we go. What the fuck?
Is a triangle of madness. It's the group that she's in
with Julia Hart and Thekla O3 fucking jobbers.
Wonderful. It's a triangle shit for lost
that's. Fucking shit HK.
Fucking. Terrible.
I don't know. It's fucking miserable, man.
It's fucking miserable. Don't watch it.
It's. Not how you.

(01:24:39):
No watch it. I want to see Rio.
So yeah, but you could have fast.
Forwarded to the Rio match and just called it a Nope Nope Nope.
Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope.
Committed. Committed to the show.
Committed to the show. Committed.
To misery. Committed.
Tropical chiming in, the fans will need to wear deodorant to
get close to Tony's Box Night night.

(01:25:02):
Forget it. Every show you go to, there's no
deodorant fans. Oh, Matt fits right in.
He don't wear deodorant on you piece of shit.
I have deodorant on fucking. Piece of shit.
It's real. Like fucking.
Nacho. Ass.
It's not how you make a. Fucking card.
It's not just make any sense whywhy they want to go on last to
remove Daniel Garcia and fuckingjoin the chode riders fucking.

(01:25:24):
Wait, Danny Garcia's part of them now?
Yeah. AE Doug, you can.
Go fuck its hand. I got it.
I do have issues with that though.
Oh yeah, you got issues with. With Daniel Garcia joining the
Death Riders. But you want a staple ass ass
titty titty puss and that's fine.

(01:25:45):
You know, in a fucking St. Fight that has got no blood feud
in them whatsoever, did you? Not this isn't a fucking
tournament of death. You don't just a triangle.
Have fun. Triangle of madness, jumped Tony
Storm. It left her laying.
Yeah. So we're going.
To get back, we're going to beatthe shit out of sky blue.
Yeah, don't build it. Though don't build it.

(01:26:08):
Wow why you wouldn't be interested in it?
You're they did no build to Mercedes 1A in Rio.
She just came back and now she has a fucking title shot.
I like Rio. I like to watch Rio.
I didn't say it made sense. It doesn't make it never fucking
makes sense. It's pro wrestling it.
Doesn't have to make fucking sense.
Not always, but. Every now and again it fucking
should. I mean you, We.

(01:26:28):
Grew up watching the. WWE guess what, shit bird, The
Undertaker's not fucking dead. Holy shit.
Scott George put the fucking pipe down, all right?
Just put it down. Light years.
I don't know about that, Scott. Yeah.
That's a reach WWE boring but I wouldn't say light years boring
you'll. Put the pipe down Brundle fly.
It's fucking boring. It's the same way every night.

(01:26:51):
Nothing should happen. I mean the the.
Tom title win was fucking WWE booking 101 A 100%.
Scott George might be light years into dementia.
We got. Daniel Garcia just he's always
like, he's in the Jericho Appreciation Society.

(01:27:13):
He's in 3.0. He's he just is always in.
He just gets passed around. He's like a groupie.
Yep. Like he does, he's trying.
Again. His own identity.
Is never enough for him, right? They made him the TNT champion.
Nobody gave a fucking shit. He did say that.
Now, he did say that on. It was a collision.

(01:27:34):
Or the week before where he saidhe's like, I've been doing the
same thing for five years, I need to change.
Then again, the joining somebody, well, I guess it's
joining somebody different. God no.
I just I was. Really thought we were done with
the fucking we're. Not.
That's right, Chris, that Landeris next.
Yeah. What are you chuckling about?

(01:27:56):
Over there, Chuckle Hunt. Yeah, just fucking.
Daniel Garcia's own identity isn't enough.
Oh, I'm getting. I don't know.
I don't know. Who am I?
Who am I? Maybe I should put on a cowboy
hat. Maybe.
Maybe I'm a little anxious. Maybe I'm like a millennial.
I'm a little cowboy. Maybe.
We'll figure that out. You don't like Gang man?
Adam Page. He's a pretty badass that Adam

(01:28:19):
Page agreed about. Us.
He's a pretty badass. Champion Danny Garcia?
What the fuck? You know what?
You know what I expect to hear? That All Star Wrestling in the
70s teaming up with like fuckingJohnny Rods.
His. Partner from the Bronx, Daniel
Garcia. Did you?

(01:28:44):
Did you see? Well, did you see?
Oh, and that's the other thing. You bring back you, you got me
all horny for the castle. Who?
I didn't do that. No fly.
Where was the? Castle This week it wasn't.
On Did you watch Collision? No.
That's where the fucking. Thing was, so he wasn't Well,

(01:29:06):
where's the? Castle, I don't know he'll.
Probably end up in Ring of Honoragain.
Yeah, he's just a fucking. Jobber, you're a.
Jobber I pop so. Hard when Roof beat him at
fucking MSG in like 6 seconds. That, Tony, that.
That show where Tony upset everybody?
Yep. Fuck them all.
Did you, were you guys into did you see the Stevie Richards,

(01:29:29):
Kyle Fletcher, Tiff? On the Internet, Stevie.
Richards essentially said Kyle Fletcher is missing.
He's essentially an an eventual NXT superstar, but he does
everything too fast and he doesn't.
He doesn't sell anything and he doesn't let people sell things

(01:29:50):
not. An AEW.
I mean they do the same. Thing in NXT and WWE, so yeah.
You. You.
Are wearing blinders if you don't think that stuff doesn't
happen in WWE and NXT. No in NXT.
It is. It is a little bit more in your
face WWE main roster. It is toned down quite a bit.
I don't watch. Either one of those shows, they

(01:30:12):
move. Too quick in NXT, 100%.
They move too quick in AEW though, selling off 100%.
Oh yeah, no, that's. That's without a doubt they.
Could. Use.
Someone needs to tell them to slow down.
Nope, not cocaine. Tony.
I don't know, I thought it. Was, I mean, I guess it's a way

(01:30:32):
for Stevie to get his name out there.
Still possible. Stevie comments.
On. Wrestling, that's what he.
Does, yeah, but like, he doesn'twant to be like a part of
wrestling, but then he's talkingabout wrestling.
Like I think didn't they invite him back to the 2300 arena?
Who did NXTWWE or AWI think one of them invited him back?

(01:30:53):
Didn't he not want to be there for the for the TWA thing
either? I thought he had a scheduling.
Gimmick. That was it.
Yeah, the. TWA 1 He didn't want the.
Chubby Dudley said he didn't want anything to do with that.
Right? Yeah.
With anything, it wasn't even just that.
It was like anything wrestling. Same thing with.
Joey Styles. Yeah, but he's not.

(01:31:15):
Commenting on wrestling still atleast, but this is this is.
What Stevie Richards does, like,that's his show.
Like he watches clips and then he talks about them.
I don't know. I mean he's doing more for
wrestling than fucking PJ. That's not fucking.
Hard. What's he doing?

(01:31:37):
Fuck all of nothing. Can we get a bowl?
He's your neighbor. He's.
Your neighbor now, isn't he double T?
Did he? Move out to this.
Neck of the I know he moved to Jersey, but Jersey's a big
state, bro. He's not that big.
Jersey's a big state. She could tip it over.
Come on Tony, you don't get. That one no.
I. Can't I don't now those

(01:31:57):
Sopranos? When they're making fun of Ginny
Sack. That poor woman.
Let's see, what is old PJ up to?That fucking joke cost Ralph
Ciferella his life. That's right.
Just. Incredibles in Brick NJ?
Brick brick September 12th, Justmoved to Brick NJ.

(01:32:20):
Anybody in Jersey on here that follows me hit me up.
DM me please. Double T Yeah, let's hang.
Out. Yeah, go.
Ahead Brick is down by like, Toms River, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking gobble ghoul Double T
over here, yeah. Time for another live.
Show See if PJ shows up to the basement.

(01:32:40):
PJ Will. Not be showing up anywhere.
Anywhere, yeah. Let me put something up about
Charlie Kirk and. That's the last we've.
Heard of PJ since the 14th. That was yesterday.
Yesterday. Yeah.
Oh, was it? Oh, OK.
It's been the last we've heard of him.
Wow. 12 hours. Ago.

(01:33:03):
I don't fucking. Know what day it is, man?
I'll tell you what, we had HK, we had the BBQ, HK was in town.
The next week was Labor Day. We did the show in the
afternoon. That fucked me up.
Then Monday last week I went to Pantera.
Like I've been all out of fucking whack.
So I. Need to get.
Back into my fucking routine here.
Excuse me for not knowing. What fucking day it was.

(01:33:25):
It says on your phone every timeyou open it up.
I mean, you're looking at your computer.
Laptop, yeah. I wasn't.
Looking though, I was looking tosee what the fucking Palaca
watch was not. Much just in case.
You guys were wondering, the fucking Pope is back in the
N.W.A. He's from Chicago, isn't he?

(01:33:48):
What? He's from Chicago.
Right, the Pope. Yeah, I got that.
I see what you did there. Never fucking clever Scott
George said. Go fuck yourself, handsome
Kevin. Yeah.
All right, right. Behind you, Scott, George,
Nothing. WWE does, right?
Makes sense. Except if you like DQ finishes

(01:34:08):
every match. Yeah, I fucking love them.
What do you have to say about? That Hansel Kevin I got.
Shit to say, man. Got light years?
No, no, absolutely. Not you.
You stay light years ahead of me, Scott.
George, You keep staying light years ahead of me.
Oh. Boy, all right, you guys been

(01:34:28):
following the drama with TNA? Yep, couldn't give less of a
shit really. What's going on in TNA?
TNA. Everybody's wow.
Wow. Because they won't let the TNA
wrestlers work for Make Bully Wrestling, who's owned by Scott
Damore, because they're they have an association with WWE and
apparently there's bad blood. Who gives a shit?
Oh, that sums it up. All right, next topic.

(01:34:49):
Yeah, really. Wait.
Podcast. And not talk about it.
All right, What is it to talk about?
They don't like WWE doesn't wantto work with them, maybe.
Who cares? You got other inflicting
reports, the talent saying there's no problem working
there, they've worked there, andwhy can't they work there?
Some reports are saying TNA has problems with AW talent and AW

(01:35:09):
talent works on those shows. Well, I mean, AW did fuck TNA
right in the Hiney hole a coupleyears ago.
Remember when they were working together?
I mean, they both kind of fuckedeach other in a Hiney hole.
Nobody, nobody left better in that situation.
Yeah, but aew. Fucking shot that in the balls
from the start. I don't know.
What to do? They really did, did they?

(01:35:32):
Yeah, they did. Name three things you.
Remember about them working together?
See what I mean? Nothing.
Kenny Omega. Defeated Rick Swan, Sami Guevara
showed up and went home. And the.
Fucking good brothers came over to AW through that and Christian

(01:35:53):
Cage. Beat Kenny Omega to become the
TNA world champion. Yep.
I think everyone beat. Him.
Yeah, Jay White showed. Up at the end of a pay-per-view,
Where was Tyson? Tomco in all this dead.
I don't. Know if he's still wrestling?
Is he? Does he?
Yeah, he's dead. He overdosed.
On what? Wrestling.
Fucking. What's he going to say on like
Oxycontin? They found him I think in a

(01:36:14):
bathroom or something. Fucking way.
I'm pretty sure he's. Dead.
No, he's alive. He is we.
Found him in a. Bathroom.
He's 49. He's maybe he's in jail.
He's either dead or. In jail?
Let's see. According to Wikipedia, he looks
like he may be retired. He retired almost 10 years ago.

(01:36:38):
Jeez. He was a bodyguard for Limp
Bizkit. Yeah, apparently he owns a gym
in Delray Beach, FL called Pure Life Fitness Center, an organic
restaurant called Pure Life Cafe, and a property investment
company called Coastal Properties Investment Group
Coastal Pig. Yes, it sounds like he's.

(01:36:59):
Doing a lot better than ODN and Oxycontin in a fucking bathroom
out there. Brendo Fly.
He was arrested. For it though, I'm pretty sure
he was the one that tried to steal it from ACVS or something.
Is that? AWWE gimmick.
Oh, that was. I think that was for real.
No, but I mean. Like what company was he
working? I think that was after.
He was out of TNA and New Japan and all that.

(01:37:23):
Let's see here. What's in here?
He was a former. TNA tag team champion with AJ
Styles of all. People.
Oh yeah, they were great together.
What I looked like. Tyson, Tomko Oresk arrested.
For drug theft. He was stealing from somebody.

(01:37:46):
Else so they wouldn't take him. He was doing a shooting up at a.
Chili's Restaurant. Restaurant.
Yeah. I mean, sounds about right.
I worked at a Chili's. I want my baby.
Back baby back baby back baby back.
Oh, he's in there for 40 minutesafter asking a waitress for a
spoon. Hey, did I ever tell you my
chichi story in Secaucus? The you can in one second.

(01:38:09):
The first comment on this Redditposter, this Reddit post, I
thought he was dead. I mean, I don't want to sound
like a Dick, but I legitimately thought he was dead.
Who's the? Username.
Slash Brundlefly Rd. Hill Farrow is the username.
All right, tell your chichi story.
My my in laws threw a surprise party for my wife when she

(01:38:31):
graduated and it was at it was the chicken it boiled dono.
It was at the IT was at the Chichi's in Secaucus when it was
still there and she had to use the ladies room and when she
went in there was a dude in one of the stalls doing fucking blow
off one of the toilet seats. Baby want some titty fucking

(01:38:53):
walked out she's. Like there's a guy in the
bathroom doing blow off the toilet.
Seat I was like, get the. Fuck out of here and sure
enough. The guy came out like this.
I was like what the fuck? Chi Chi's remember that place?
No. He still sells.
Fuck I'll. Never.
Forget it. Fucker didn't invite me.

(01:39:15):
In. I don't think he would.
Blow you. No, I would not.
Yeah. Hey man, I'm getting blown one
way or another. Oh yeah, weighed that down.
Well, I thought that was a good.One Speaking of things blowing.
Oh shit. According to.

(01:39:36):
Your bro underneath you. You assigned us some homework I
did that maybe Tony didn't quiteenjoy, but please refresh the
listeners memories and tell us what and why you picked We went
to. We went to Shakara.
Brody Lee. Versus Claudio at the at the

(01:39:58):
2300. Cage match.
I forget the exact date 2007. I want to say either 7 or 8.
Yeah. So the reason why the reason why
I went with this biggest reason,I guess, was because I don't
remember ever watching anything Shikara that I didn't have fun
watching. You mean like I Shikara was

(01:40:18):
always fun to me to just throw on YouTube and just sit back and
and let it run like they they always had it was it was a fun
variety show. They always had something going
on. There was like, well, that's you
know, that might be fucking stupid, but it's it's
entertaining. Shikara was always pretty fun.
The the wrestling quality was usually pretty, pretty
outstanding. So and I.

(01:40:38):
Full transparency. Never seen this match, never
watched it. This is something I threw.
I threw at you guys. I figured we all watched it
together. Had no background on this, had
nothing going into it. I just want, you know what,
we're going to go Brody and and Claudio and Chikara and see what
happens. I like it.
Now I guess we will go to Tony here, who was very.

(01:41:05):
Negative. I want to say negative about the
match. I don't know it just.
It just like I get it, Jakarta was not like one of the big
three and it wasn't like a huge promotion, but it had its
following and that is feel good moments and it had its place in
wrestling history. But.
I don't know man it. Was like just, it was just
Brodie Lee beating the shit out of Claudio for a while.

(01:41:28):
And it was kind of like, maybe Iwent into it with the mindset
that I was expecting more. But these guys did Bruno fly,
Just Bruno fly. Really didn't like it I.
Hope he's doing he. Lost.
He lost Bruno Fly. You think he lost power?
Yeah. He's coming back.
You OK, buddy? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I. Literally like went to move my

(01:41:50):
mouse, hit a button in it. I must have been over like
something that took me right outof the screen.
All right, all. Right, but he's back, so.
Tony, back to your Yeah, I don'tknow.
Just didn't care for it. I felt like Brodie Lee just bet
the shit out of him a lot, and then Claudia bet the shit out of
him. What did he bet the house?
Yes. And he fucking lost because he
got his ass kicked the whole time it was.

(01:42:11):
There were cool. Things about it, like Larry
Sweeney, like being involved, I thought it was kind of cool
because, you know, the world doesn't really know much about
Larry Sweeney as far as I can tell.
And it's and that's a shame because he's one of those guys
that probably could have been much bigger than what he was.
I like that Brodie Lee for for from what I've seen got busted
open hard way. So that was kind of cool.

(01:42:33):
But I don't know, man, it just seemed like it just seemed like
a dopey indie cage match where it was just like a lot of like
kick out, kick out and then Claudio's going over the top.
But then he has his moment. Like, I don't know, like it was
a moment, but I just wasn't intoit.
Like it didn't move me. So I don't know, man, this,
this. It was fine I guess, but it just

(01:42:55):
fell flat for me. I wasn't digging it.
Interesting. Brundo.
Yo. I actually definitely enjoyed
this one. All right, tell us.
What you enjoyed please? Well, I was a.
Chakara. I watched a lot of Chakara when

(01:43:17):
I was around that time too, so Ijust love the back and forth.
I knew these guys had a pretty hard hitting feud and they kind
of get into it in the beginning where they said like nobody
really, nobody really got any like conclusive wins, so we're
going to throw them in a cage. It's not something Chakara did
very often, if really ever. So to see a cage match in Jakara

(01:43:41):
was really cool. I think it was the I think.
It was the only cage match ever in Chakara.
Sounds right. Any time you get Ultra Mantis
Black on my screen, I'm fucking all for it.
Love Ultra Mantis Black and it was great to watch these guys
just kick the shit out of each other for, you know, the whole
thing. It wasn't like overly long, like

(01:44:02):
Tony said, having Larry Sweeney show up.
He was, he was something else. If nothing ever happened to him,
he would have absolutely been onTV one way or another.
At this point it's just, it's sad that he never got that
chance. But yeah, I really enjoyed it.
It the one weird thing for me was seeing Claudio as the

(01:44:23):
babyface in Jakara, cause like the majority of his run there,
he was not the baby. He was always a heel.
Whether he's with Chris Hero, hehad his own group of a whole
bunch of guys at one point or another.
So to watch the fans like cheer from him, it was kind of weird.
But overall very much enjoyed. This was so there was another.

(01:44:48):
There was Icarus and Du. Ducellin.
Were in a steel cage match duhost in 2014.
In Chicago. Tomorrow never dies.
There might be more, but it's a little, little less.
It's harder to find. Cage.

(01:45:12):
Matches. But either way.
I was I enjoyed this. I'd never.
I do also like Shakara. I think I got into Shakara when.
When? We started up the podcast some
14 years ago, so I went to one show at Raw Way.
The King of Trios tournament is always a fucking good time and I

(01:45:34):
enjoy the Young Lions Cup. If you look at everybody that's
pro wrestling now, a lot of themwere involved with Shakara at
some some way, shape or form. And I wish there was a a way to
watch Shakara like I wish there was like a database.
Like a channel? But I thought the commentary did
a great job explaining the matchand the feud.

(01:45:58):
I don't think for steel cage matches it's like one of the
best. But like Tony, let's be like
realistic, like, you know, like Claudio going up to the top and
then like doing the big move. Like in 2007, like every fucking
cage match had that WWETNA and some of the most like Kurt Angle
doing a fucking moonsault off the top of the cage, Rey

(01:46:20):
Mysterio doing the crossbody offthe top of the cage.
Like Mick Foley at SummerSlam, like everybody was fucking could
have won the match, but they hadthat big moment.
So this is not like a. Like it wasn't like a oh.
Claudio's like dropping the ballhere.
Like I really enjoyed this for what it was.
I like the fucking Brody Lee notletting Claudio get in the cage.

(01:46:43):
Claudio diving through the door.You can't get out the door.
It was either climb over the topor pinfall.
No submissions. They explained it very well on
commentary. I thought it was a fun 18 minute
match. I enjoyed it.
You know the big We finally got an end to the story.
Claudio couldn't get a clean win, They put him in a cage.
We're finally going to have a Victor I I would give it a

(01:47:06):
thumbs up, handsome. Kevin, I don't know how you felt
about it. So yeah, it was.
The first time I've seen the match.
I did like I did. Like the start, like I did like
kind of the all the bullshit that they were doing prior to
actually getting in the ring andlocking the door.
That was, you know, that kind ofgave you the the setting of OK,
these guys are this is a this isthis is a blood feud, right?

(01:47:27):
These guys don't like each other.
So I loved I loved that when youstart getting into the match, it
is a lot of Brody on top, which isn't necessarily a isn't
necessarily a bad thing. There was a little bit of back
and forth. Obviously, you know when when
Brody got busted up the the partthat.
Just. Drives me absolutely nuts it it

(01:47:49):
bothers me to know and just whenthey do a ref bump in the in the
cage match 'cause you don't. I mean realistically you don't
even need the Rep there right? You can still go over the top,
it's fine. Well, they said it was.
Pinfall. Though too.
Yeah, pinfall are over. The top right, but I mean the
ref bump and the, it, it doesn'treally like knowing that there's
still you can go over the top ifyou need to.

(01:48:09):
It it just doesn't, it doesn't do anything for me like having a
ref bump there, you know, and then they make a big deal about
the second ref trying to get in.And if you if you watch when he
goes to open the door, that chain is not on there.
He posted the door basically opens and then he actually can
get the fucking door open like that.
That is such minor detail bullshit that you should be able
to nail down like, hey, the fucking the second ref's gonna

(01:48:32):
come out. He's not gonna be able to get
in. It's gonna be a dramatic moment
when he opens the door and the door fucking flies open and he's
got to close it back and actually can't open it.
That fucking that bothered me tono end.
The the the other gentleman running down.
I I don't necessarily need that Claudio off the top that I mean
didn't mind that, didn't mind that and I and I understand like

(01:48:54):
the you can get down, you can win now, But that's one of those
things where when you're in one of these one of these deep
feuds, you want to you want to Polish the guy, right, You want
to you want to put him down for good.
So him throwing that that off the top there didn't mind that.
I think that that could have been the finish.
I don't think that he he needed to go for the Ricola after that.
I think that he hits that move and pins him there.

(01:49:15):
I think it's a better finish. My opinion it.
Wasn't. The fan seemed down.
For. This like, I don't know, I don't
know what the the entire card was.
I don't know if they fuck, they front loaded it and then by the
time they got to the main, it was it was just exhaustion set
in. But you would think that the
fans would have been a lot more into this match than the way

(01:49:35):
that they than how it came across while while watching it.
For what it was, I. Didn't mind it.
I didn't mind it. I'm not like I'm not.
Moon stemmed over it, but it's it's I didn't I didn't hate the
match. I was looking.
I think I was probably my expectations were a little bit
higher than they needed to be going in.
It was it was fine. It was fine.

(01:49:57):
I did like the start. I think the finish could have
been toned down a little bit andI think that some of those
extracurricular shit could have been toned down, but it was a
fine match. What?
Did we say it was 2007 or 2008, 2008?
OK. Yeah, I was.
Also, you know what, that's a great point HK.
I was surprised the fans were not more.
Like Rabbit? About the I wasn't sorry, it

(01:50:23):
didn't, it didn't fucking tickleme.
I'm sorry. I know what this is like, you
know, like the Shakara fanbase is very much like AW fanbase.
I think it's even small. Like.
It was a very it. Was for the sickos, no doubt.
And I like Jakara. 'S stuff.

(01:50:43):
This one just didn't. It didn't tickle me.
Sorry. I would like to find that.
C Burnettica. We were at Tony.
That's amazing. That was a really fucking good
time. We were right on the stage. 1
show. Yep.
They made fucking Phil's kid cry.
Yeah. Phil's in the.
Chat I do that out there for. Him.
No, this was the main. Event of this show and it was it

(01:51:06):
was a lot of matches. But not a lot of time in the
matches, yeah. What else is What else?
Is on the card. Let's see team.
Fist defeated the colony, let's say Rod.
It was fire Ant and worker Ant. So like Drew Gulak.
And maybe his brother, Orange Cassidy.
Cassidy. And, and I don't know who worker

(01:51:31):
Ant was. Totes McGraw, Slacker Martin.
I don't think he was ever. Anything.
He got hurt and they moved on toother ants.
The Lince Dorado. And Eddie Kingston, Lince Dorado
defeated Eddie Kingston by DQ. the Super Smash Brothers
defeated the Fabulous 2 of Buck Hawk and Mitch Ryder.

(01:51:52):
Buck Hawk 8 man tag match, Helios Hydra and the incoherent
delirious And Hollow Wicket defeated the best around.
Bruce Maxwell, TJ Cannon, The Order of the Neo Solar Temple,
Crossbones, Ultra Mantis Black. Yeah, Delirious.
They'll take anybody out of a card, Colin.
Delaney defeated the Soldier Ant.
That is Drew Gulak maybe. Yes, Yeah.

(01:52:14):
Soldier Ant is Drew Gulak. The TAG World Grand Prix 2008
qualifying match, The O Syrian portal defeat.
That's the dudes. That's the dudes that do this
shit, right? Osiris and the other guy.
They do the Ophidian and Amassis.
They defeated Cheech and Cloudy.Larry.
Larry Sweeney defeated Icarus Stigma and Vin Gerard defeated

(01:52:37):
Mike Quackenbush and Tim Dunst and then the Steel Cage.
Match. You know I called the Tim.
I called the Tim Dunst match once, you know that, right?
He actually won. That Siebernetico that we were
at what? Year was that. 2000. 14 or 15, I
forget. I looked it up recently, too.
Yeah, you did. You looked it up last week when

(01:52:58):
Hansel Kevin dropped this beautyin our lap.
I give it. I give.
It a thumbs up. I'm going thumbs up, two thumbs
up, down. Sorry, like a 3/4.
Up 3/4. Not down.

(01:53:18):
Not in the middle or a three quarter, OK.
OK, it's not bad for. A blind.
Not bad for a blind. Pull each.
OK, yeah, I mean, I don't. Know it's Shakara's just there's
such a unique, such a unique promotion.
To watch just in general. Like any time you just pull up
a, if you could just pull up a Chicago card and sit back and
let it run like you, you, you'rebound to find something that

(01:53:39):
you're going to you're going to be entertained by going to
happen. That's and that's why I went
there, all those kings of. Trios for sure the.
The Sea Burnettica we were at was 2012, 2012.
Yep. I would love to find that.
It's like a fucking hour and 10 minutes, right?
It's a good show. It just gives like what the the

(01:53:59):
listing I have here is for all the C Burnetico, so it only
gives you that match. But I have a feeling like wasn't
X PAC on that show too? Yes.
And Marty Gianetti, maybe. Yes, Yeah.
Dude, the fucking. Team Steen had the Bravados, the
Briscoes, and the Jacksons alongwith Kevin Steen and Jimmy
Jacobs. What a fucking team Jesus.

(01:54:24):
Not taking anything. Away from Team Cheezburger, not
cheeseburger ready. No team cheeseburger.
Well, Cheeseburger Eddie was thecaptain of Team Cheese.
Team Cheese? So it was.
We had Mark, Mr. Touchdown against Soldier Ant, the Shard
against Fire Ant, Dasher Hatfield against Icarus.

(01:54:46):
Holy shit. Dasher Hatfield.
The 123 kid in Marty Ginetti gets the heart throbs, Antonio
Thomas and Romeo Roselli and then the 16 man C Burnetico.
The hell of a show. Hell of a show C Burnetico

(01:55:08):
rises. There you go.
God. Damn, pal.
God. Damn, all right.
Tony, it is your turn. I think we're in the positive,
right? We got 2 1/2 thumbs up and one
thumbs down. So I I don't know if.
That factors. Into your decision I don't and
why you would give us something bad to watch but.

(01:55:31):
Well, Brundo picked. It last time, so I'm going to go
with you double T give me a number one or a #2 let's go #2
because I almost shit my pants today.
Good. Lord, all right, days that
ended. Why this is?
We were complaining about WrestleMania not giving us the
local independent flavor, which is a shame because this one and

(01:55:54):
I've never seen this match before either.
So I'm in the same boat as HKI. Like it.
We're going to Joey Janella's Spring break #3 night one, my
birthday, April 5th, 2019. HK you're going to.
Fucking love this one. I'm right behind you, the

(01:56:16):
invisible. Man versus invisible stand.
From Jersey. City, New Jersey baby, The White
Eagle Hall is this. This is a.
YouTube Tony Fuck yeah, it's a. YouTube, yes.
Send me. Send me that.
Link, baby boy. Oh boy, oh boy.

(01:56:38):
Like I said, I haven't. Watched this match either but
I'm like come on now I know who the.
MVP of this match is. All of us say.
It though, we're all the winners.
Wow, Invisible Man the legend. The Invisible Man against his up
banger. The.
Invisible stamp banger. Another blind.

(01:57:00):
Pick huh? Interesting.
Did you see that match? Coming, I could give you Bruno.
Matches Hogan matches Bret Hart matches till the cows come home.
Sometimes you can need a little Invisible Man versus Invisible
Stan. And I am not expecting 4 thumbs
up next week. I might not even give this a
thumbs up. If it gets 4.

(01:57:22):
Thumbs down. We start a new streak.
I am a. I'm not, I'm not all in on these
streak things. I just want to let it happen.
Let's let's be organic about this.
It's fun. Keep the streaks to you undies.
Yeah, gross it. Happens.
People shit their pants all the time.

(01:57:43):
Keep the streaks to your undies.Can we write that down?
That's actually a fucking low key.
That's a low key contender rightthere.
That's like a fucking. Sky blue.
What I give it to you, I give itto.

(01:58:06):
You mentioned. Earlier.
We had an MLW new champion. Yeah.
Krugs. Krugs a match.
Match Kruger. Kruger.
Oh shit. Yeah, he he cashed in his
gravity gamble contract. What the fuck is a gravity
gamble contract? It's the same shit.

(01:58:27):
Every fucking promotion has but how do you earn?
But how do? You earn a gravity pole fucking.
Is it a briefcase? First of all.
Is it a? Necklace.
Is it something? That fucking Cueto cun came up
with like it's a skull contract.I don't know, Like it's an
anklet. Oh, now?

(01:58:48):
That. Would be sexy, yeah.
Fuck yeah, dude. Also there was an.
The MJF Hammerstone thing is they're teasing it again in MLW.
They did another. Backstage segment with MJF and
he said Hammer. I got to tell you, I love you,
brother. Six years ago, Dynasty were on
top of professionally wrestling mountain.

(01:59:10):
Six years later, I'm still on top.
And I'm saying this with love. You were the beast of the
summer. You were the king of the
Coliseum, and now I've had to watch you become a court jester.
And who came out? After the main event to destroy
everybody was Hammerstone. So.
Is. AW, signing Hammerstone like, is

(01:59:31):
that what we're leading? Might make MGF more interesting
again. That'd be great if they.
Did Oh my God the. Hurt Syndicate?
Just fucking no. Just.
Fucking bring in Holiday, just make them a trio and fucking
stick them on Ring of Honor and I'll be happy.
Let them fucking beat. Shane Taylor promotions every

(01:59:51):
other fucking six months. They're the ring of.
Honor six man tag champions, buddy.
Yeah, by default 6. Man.
Dig fucking. Dustin Rhodes had to blow his
fucking knees out like a fuckingbitch.
They have. Six man.
Tag champs sure do. Yeah, dude, we didn't.
Know this come. On Dude, wake up.

(02:00:16):
So a team of. 6 is champion. They're called the Six.
Man tag team champions. You know how this?
Works since like the 70s dude, like you've been watching
wrestling, you know AW has like the trios champions, the six man
titles, it's the same. That's the trios, Yeah, but
they're 2. Different things are six man tag

(02:00:37):
team championships. Like, you know, other.
Promotions have had six man titles like the N.W.A had them,
world class had them. Yeah.
No, my head. My head.
Went right to like a team of 6. Now that would be.
Awesome, that would be Jakara. You would hate that.
You would fucking no A6, a fucking six man title that they

(02:00:59):
only defended Survivor Series orin fucking war games they don't.
Even do the Survivor Series matches anymore?
They should. They should I'm.
I'm with you 100% on that. I would love that shit.
To come back, we're doing throwaway pay per views every
month anyway. Why not?
Why not? That's what they should do for

(02:01:19):
that fucking match in Saudi Arabia.
WrestleMania. But all the fucking.
All the stars they want to come back, fucking put Bret Hart in
there too. Who gives a shit?
He's not going to have to do anything I do.
Let the man just be. You don't think Bret would do it
for a couple mil? I don't know.
He's. Yeah, he would.

(02:01:39):
Can't answer for the hitman buddy.
You don't think him and his hot wife would like to travel the
world with a couple extra million will help him out?
Yeah. Yeah.
Bring in Johnny be bad. Oh my now?
You're talking. Oh, dude, you don't think DDP
would take another million? You're out of your fucking mind.
He's still fucking alive. I know.
Is he doing all right? I guess he's OK again, right?
He's OK. Yeah.

(02:02:00):
They shocked him. Back to normal.
We are running out of. Time.
With this death pool though? Handsome Kevin's still.
Not on the board, yeah. It's rough.
What do we all got? 1A.
Peep yes, Bronto had Steve McMichael, we void Cowboy Bob

(02:02:21):
Ells 'cause he's been dead for like 6 years.
Tony had Bill Mercer and I had Black Bart, and those are all
our first round picks. Yes, except for handsome Kevin's
Thunderbolt Patterson still alive and kicking.
Jerry Lawler did have a stroke apparently.
Yeah, he was by a middle. School.
Come on, was he really? Oh wait, he means his.

(02:02:44):
Heart. Sorry.
Oh. Jesus.
Fuck dude, no that. Was a great joke.
What the fuck are we? Doing you know what?
I got no problem releasing episode 14, Matt.
All right. The good news is he's already on
the road to recover. Jerry's daughter tells us his
experienced a medical issue in Florida last Friday at one of

(02:03:05):
his homes. Luckily, he says his daughter is
taking him back to his primary residency where he will rest up
for a few more weeks before getting back to normal.
I'm coming. He suffered strokes.
In 2018 and 2023, with the latter being a massive stroke
that had has had lasting impactson the speech and ability to

(02:03:25):
write my kids. Turned me on.
No, I am. Sick and tired of playing around
with kids? I am.
Thrilled that you dusted off your soundboard.
Yeah, me too. And then the other side's got

(02:03:46):
the blower and it. Mama, he is Jesus.
Hulkster, take it easy man, you feeling OK to?
Cher Oh fucking. Great.
Sweet on the hog. What do you mean I'm coming for
you? Well, what do you think?

(02:04:07):
About it. This is called a bitch.
Wow. I'm.
Going to come on you like nobody's ever come on you before
back here. Package 9 and 10 years.
Old. Oh yeah, that'll go over great,
Slater. 'S here.

(02:04:31):
Are we all fucking? Dying.
I'm going to get off by crankingyour knob.
Give him that tit Molly boobies.I would never ask my wife to go
anywhere near my butt hole ass. Yo homeboy, welcome to the hood

(02:04:52):
brother. I love that one.
Unclog your shit hole I'm. Going to cum on you like no, you
played that. One already.
Yeah, you did come Tuesday. Dude, I am so.
Backed up. Just going to come.
As hard as I can. Old droopy tits and sting.

(02:05:15):
Oh he's coming. It was so bad.
That my balls were black. Fuck you.
I. Want to have sex with your wife?
Bend over. Let's have.
Fun. Oh fuck, a lot of pudding in

(02:05:39):
there. Oh.
God, a main priority is masturbation dudes.
How? Dare you?
Deez Nuts, not me. What's up fuckers?

(02:06:09):
I have a small Dick. Oh my God, my ribs.
What about sex robots? Do those get on the list?
Who doesn't? Isolate that.

(02:06:35):
Do you prefer to gobble knobs? No, fuck no, I'm free, the
pussies. Oh you bastard.
Her dress is so pretty even though it covers her Kitty.
Hell yeah. To me, that's too much.

(02:06:56):
Cream. Fucking loser.
Oh my God, my room's hurt. How much?
Of amazing she made that work. Fucking whore.
He's a bro, so. You know, dummy.

(02:07:19):
Yeah, with. This show could have been over 5
minutes ago. Lick him a bowl.
Say it so I can make a. Fucking drop out of it, Jesus.
You can't say. Pussy.
I don't care about your 10%. What up Dick?

(02:07:49):
What's wrong with you? Twist.
That Dick twist this Dick. You.
Cock sucker. I'm.
A fucking. Expert comedy the comedy the.

(02:08:13):
Geez, I can't talk. All right, get let's.
Let's. Swerve, we got a Can I hit
something? Before we go, yes please.
I just want to absolutely shout out Tony Deppen and Joey
Janella. I went to Cannonball Fest
yesterday and it was a fucking blast.

(02:08:34):
They did a fantastic job raisingmoney for Jeff Cannonball, who
is a fantastic guy. Tons of fucking.
People there, you know, just absolute fun.
Time. Alf was there.
Alf was there. And Alf in a battle royal and
did a 630. Which was?
Soon they're run, won by Jeffreythe Giraffe from Toys-R-Us.

(02:08:57):
So that's. But.
Opening match was Mike Santana and Bear Bronson.
They fucking killed it. Santana had everybody do a nice
10 ball salute for Jaka. You could tell he he had a lot
of great things to say about him, but just overall great
night of wrestling and they did an awesome job you.

(02:09:20):
Always like to hear that, yeah. Yeah, I'm.
Glad you had a good time did. You see the monies?
Yeah. What is that right?
With the monies. Wow, fantastic.
So it was great I. Saw.
I saw somebody from high school,which is very strange because I
went to high school in another state.
So to run into somebody from high school is very strange.
That's pretty wild. Yeah.

(02:09:42):
I dig it, brother. Yeah.
I dig it well. Special thanks to Kyle, the
Apron Bump podcast. Be sure to check out Kyle.
Check out our guy HK. He's got the year of pod.
It just dropped today. Him and Duke are doing in your
house and then the tots pod is him and Al.
We'll get back to talking figs. The last episode is recounting

(02:10:05):
their wonderful trip to New Jersey.
So be sure to to stay in in lockstep with those guys.
Tony was a Co host on the inconclusive breakdown podcast
and he made it way better than it usually is.
I think that you're saying that I told I will look.
I love Justin. And Vince and I think their show
is fun for me because it's all doom and gloom.

(02:10:27):
I don't know what Justin says boom and poon, but there's this
just Justin reading like news clippings and then Vince going
all right, it's the. Fucking.
World's ending so like having Tony on there Tony like brave
Tony makes jokes Tony, Tony bring shit to the table it is it
makes the show it makes the. Show better.

(02:10:49):
I'm sorry I'm. Going to say it.
I enjoyed it. I vote Tony third member of the
Inconclusive Breakdown podcast. I love it that Tony's Donald
Trump impersonation, hysterical,fucking hysterical, falls off
today. I'm saving that one.
TuneIn, check out this week's inclusive breakdown for all the
shenanigans and Tom foolery and you know, and it's it is a more

(02:11:13):
serious podcast, so I feel like it needs.
It needs Tony to. Break up a little bit of the
doom and gloom boom. And poon.
Yes, boom. And poon.
No, honey, we get it. Jesus.
It's just horny, don't know if. You need me.
No. Jesus Christ got to go.
Seriously. We didn't end the show yet.

(02:11:33):
Next week we got what do we got?The sweetest P Christina.
Christina. Wait, who's wait?
Let me check out. From.
From. Canada.
Oh boy. Oh, Canada.
Great, they're on my shit list. I'm gonna get a little Maple.
Slam. Meet your Maple slam.

(02:11:54):
Oh, she's cute. Look at her Cristal.
No. She's all right.
You know what? I'll give her a chance.
I'm excited to ask how. She likes sharing her locker
room with Sexy Eddie. What the heck's got to be like,
bro? She got some.
Tats too, man oh boy. I'm just.
Saying I know. You're, I know you guys are like
tat guys. Well, Tui's are So what?

(02:12:16):
She's wrestling or. She did wrestle indie Hardwell.
Just last. Week.
Yeah, nobody stapled. Each other's vaginas in that
match. I'm sure you don't know that.
God. What?
I'm making a point. Find out next.
Week No, don't tune. In for that please don't TuneIn
because. You.

(02:12:36):
You want to check us out and. You want to listen to what Chris
Starr like? Like her story?
You don't want to hear about more stapling pussies?
Come on now. Or do.
You. I mean too, I don't if there's.
Like. Like a group of people that want
to hear about pussy stapling. We could definitely.

(02:12:57):
That'll be a bonus episode you can have at it and put it on the
Patreon for October. Interesting staple.
That one down. Interesting.
Yeah, like staple it shut if youwant, I don't give a fuck.
We'll have pick up. Dates next week.
We got 2 pay per views to pick this weekend.
Oh sorry, All out is this weekend.
Oh great, another fucking 17 matches that aren't going to

(02:13:19):
mean shit because we're all going to go like fucking 10 and
7. Tables and tacks.
Buddy tables. Oh great, hey, we all picked the
bucks because we're all a bunch of douche.
Not Oh, I forgot about that fucking mousetrap.
Table What a bunch of whore. I'm not going.
We talked all. About it.
Where were you sleeping? I was fucked, that guy.
That fucking mousetrap bullshit was fucking misery.

(02:13:39):
Wrap it. Up.
Wrap it. Up he's.
I know. He's watching the football game.
How am I? Watching a football.
Game. It must be on the TV.
'S in your in your. Group.
He's a Packers. Fan They're both right you.
Can see one of my TV's right here.
It's not even on. OK, I don't know how your setup.
Is and I know you're a big football fan.
I'm not watching the football. Game.
It's a. It's got to.

(02:14:00):
Be a Kevin. Thing right watch what sports I
no look. I got 2 TV's I'll show you.
And with that, we cute all the music, neither one of the.
TV's is on OK. Get closer to your mic.
Oh, it's nice to. See.

(02:14:23):
You put the dildos away. Where do you where do you keep
the dildo pictures? Somebody deleted them.
I bet you was at Ryan. He probably wants us to be
classy around here. We're not a classic podcast.
Well, with that, let's queue music please, my God.

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I don't want to. I thought we beg.
Your fucking idol is Larry's Abisco, who lives in a body bag
under the sea. Torby.
Allen Good then. Was that me?
That was you bro, why you have? Fun.

(02:16:22):
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