Episode 764: Give'Em The Old Brody

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Shining Wizards. They come by just trying to make

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you go to real go, go, go. All right, it is episode 764,

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the Shining Wizards podcast, andI hope you're tuning in tonight
to argue about some Columbus Daybecause we got plenty of that
coming up tonight. We got wrestled dream to talk
about happened this weekend. We are going to have a new world
heavyweight champion sometime tonight.
Probably Seth Rollins is dead orhurt or one of the other.

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So let's just get into it with some wrestling talk.
Talk about wrestling, Brendo. I think you have to say
allegedly, like we can't let thepeople think that Seth Rollins
is dead. Yeah, allegedly dead.
Yeah, that works. Right, Tony, that clear that's
we're good to go now? Sure, double team Tony.

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Handsome Kevin. All right.
Say say your name. Oh, Brendo.
Brendo, those meds are still they're clinging to you.

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Yeah, they really are. It was a rough week.
It's not always. Clinging.
To them, I'm better. I'm better, yeah, just coughing,
a little congestion, but don't feel like a truck hit me
anymore. Mack Truck.
Yeah, pretty much. Or I don't know, whatever.
What other kind of truck? The question would be would

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would you staring at Were you staring at the truck driver's
balls when it hit you? I don't see how that would be
possible. Yeah, why do you always have to
go to? Like, why do you always go
there, handsome Kevin? Well you got hit by a car when
you're you were scoping balls, so I thought maybe.
No. No.
That's what you do. You're good.

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You. Take.
You take a phrase and you you manipulate it.
I didn't manipulate it. It's like balls are in HK.
That's what's well, that's what he does, but that's that's,
that's exactly what you said. I your exact words were I was
checking out this guy's rod and balls and he hit me.
No, I did not say that. Yeah, If you want to listen, go
back to episode 761. I don't know.

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How long ago did I get hit by a car?
Yeah, Kate was on the show. Oh, you learn something new
every day, Thanks truck drivers and notorious for hanging their
ball sacks out the window. Oh, it doesn't say balls.
It just says sacks. We don't know if they're like
money sacks or like money sacks or that's a good point.
Thanks. I dunk, I dunk biscuits out

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over. He's in the Uki think right.
So what time is it in the it's got to be like 1:00 in the
morning. It's like 450 in the morning 3
fitting idea. No, it's like it's like 7 hours
ahead of us, Yeah. No, it's not seven.
Wait, I hold on. I used to do I just just gone

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midnight. There you go, just gone.
What the does that mean? Just beat British ISO British.
I did used to do the show with the guy that beat up the cat and
then what time was that? Oh my God, he didn't beat up the
stop doing the legendary anyway.He said he pounded the pussy.
That makes more sense, yeah. He did a helicopter.

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I don't know you. Know what he I reached out to
him like months ago just check in on him and he ghosted me so.
Yeah. Was he supposed to be in town
pretty soon? I don't know.
I don't know. That hurt my feelings.
That hurt my feelings. Also don't put in a fucking
video online of you fucking grabbing your cat and your cat
freaking out. Oh, stop.
I'm just saying it doesn't look good.

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Are people going to get mad now?Because I'm like sort of
defending Kieran? Fuck all y'all, I defend Kieran,
I don't give a shit. I'm just saying maybe don't put
that out there. If I could ask a practical
question. Yeah, what's up?
Who is Kieran? Tell me you don't listen to the
Shining Wizards Network without telling me you don't.

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Listen to the Shining Wizards Network.
I used to do the bread club withthem.
Oh, you guys talked about your tamagotchis.
Tug a Kitty. Tamagotchis.
Tug a pussy. Tug a Gucci.
How you guys doing? Brendo is he's recovering from

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the AIDS. Handsome Kevin, how are you?
Are you ready for impending visitors?
Yeah, man, I'm. I'm excited.
You and Tropicale making your way out to Minnesota, man, we're
gonna have a great time. I am.
I'm definitely ready to have youguys.
I don't know if my wife has prepped everything for you guys
properly yet. I know she sent out another

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message, right? Making sure all the boys get the
right snacks and drinks. Right?
Got the right snacks and drinks?Very kind.
It's not necessary. She's fantastic.
Now do you? Are you guys offering water
service at Casa de Handsome Kevin?
You know, we will be what we'll,we'll be trying to do our, we'll
be doing our best to offer proper water service.
But we'll. See.

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We'll see. How come Tony never offered
water service? I order ioffer golden shower
service. I don't think you would.
I don't think you would pee on afriend.
If he asked me to, I would. Yeah, I think he would.
Really. Yeah, Fuck.
Yeah, why not? It's weird.

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Talk to Michael Elgin about that.
Oh, he pees on people. He had a whole, he had a whole
talk about it on a podcast, No, on a shoot, interview talking.
About not on the shiny Wizards network though, right?
No, no, thankfully he he didn't sit in with broadcast talking
about pissing on people, did he?Is that what the broadcast does?
No, that's not what they do. They do bro.

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Talk things, yes. I don't know.
I don't listen to the broadcast.Dude, why do we have a fucking
network? Hey, damn.
It. Hey.
HK fuck you for not listening toa show that hasn't been on for a
month. But about the video, listen to 1
current. What did I do?
Well, you asked. Who?
Kira? Fuck you.

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Somebody sucking my Dick. I played that on my phone this
morning. I'm almost scared the shit out
of me. That's my alarm clock.
I listened. To the Inconclusive Breakdown
podcast. I listened to the Tots.
I listened to the year of. Yeah, that's it.
I don't give a fuck about radioactive metal, all right?
They talk funny. They're Canadians, all right.

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They talk funny, all right. Same with the Australians.
I don't know. I don't have time to watch all
these podcasts. This is why they won't play
Fortnite with us. Because you're an asshole, Tony,
What the fuck was that? I don't think you understand the
people that play Fortnite with us.
We're like cut from a different cloth.

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Things that I don't know if they're ready for it.
They're not. People outside of the tri-state
area are nice. They're nice people.
Listen to handsome Kevin's wife send to me a goddamn list.
Like I'm going to stay in a fucking bed and breakfast.
I'm going to stay with him for three days.
I'm being treated like it's a six star hotel.
He comes out here there. Here's your fucking vegetables
Dick head people hey hey it was unlimited vegetables.

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Your wife kept that tray punished nonstop.
Australian guys are probably like, hey, let's play a little
game of shooty shoot and then we're get out of a fucking
kangaroo's asshole. Play with us.
Get that your mother out of a kangaroo's asshole.

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I want to make sure you heard that.
Guys from Australia sound like the kids from Mary Poppins.
I don't know, I don't have a good Australian impersonation.
Dingo ate my baby. Surprises me because you spend
so much time down under. But he won't do bro stuff.
Not do bro stuff. Fucking hell yeah.

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And I got my fantasy football podcast to listen to.
You wouldn't know I listened to it because I fucking had a
terrible week. But I got a lot of shit I listen
to. I don't know.
I know all these. You think I'm going to listen to
all the shows in the fucking network?
Phil Raya puts out a show once amonth.
Can't tell you how often the fucking wrestling night in
Canada comes up. I don't fucking know who else is

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on the network. The 30 screams do a great job.
30 minute podcast. I'm in.
Well, it's usually about it's usually about 3540.
But yeah, OK, whatever. It's not fucking you Can you
should you can look from those guys a fucking snowy shitting
all over America and Trump. Like I need to listen to that
talk about fucking heavy metal, give a shit about politics,

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fucking hand jobs. I'll listen to the mark order
that shows a shell of itself that was.
Their common will every week. Did they did Mark Order have a
show or no? Not for a couple weeks, couple
weeks, see, I don't know any of.This AW ends at like 1110.

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I don't blame them. I don't know man.
I love the network, I love all the shows, great people, but I'm
not listening to your shit. Numbers are down.
I can't imagine why people aren't tuning in.
Oh, so you're saying all the numbers come from the people who
are on our network? No, I've, no, I don't know what

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I'm saying. I don't know what I'm saying
either. 14 years? You think putting a hot mic in
front of me was a good idea? Why don't we go for some shoot,
shoot? I never cleaned the chimneys.
Do an Australian chimney sweeps and fucking online gaming
streamers. I wonder if I try and do an an

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English accent I would do an Australian one.
Just just don't do an Asian accent.
I get a pass though. I married an Asian.
Yeah, but you would think that you'd get better at it at this
point. Not.
I'm not falling for it. I'm not falling for your pickle.

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I'm not doing it. Trickery, not doing it.
And there's too much stuff to talk about.
Oh, is there? Oh my God, what a week it was.
People dying left and right, allegedly.
Well, I mean, MO is dead. Yeah, there you go.
That's sad. I haven't seen them yet, but you

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know they're coming. There's going to be men on a
mission. Fucking cartoons in the fucking
gates of Heaven, having a fucking BBQ with Harley Race
working the grill and the Hulkster's going to be there and
fucking. No, that doesn't.
That doesn't work for him, brother.
Was Dick Murdoch going to be there?
For sure, no. Maybe with Hogan.

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No. No offense to MO, yeah, but
Mabel's there too, so they're going to come on.
Men on a mission were fun, but they're not like they're not.
They're not. What?
Legends. They're not legends.

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As A tag team, did they have a better run than the Natural
Disasters? No, no disasters had the belts
longer than, however, three daysor whatever they had.
Well in case you were wondering,Men on a Mission is also a 5
member black choir. I would imagine they sing gospel

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music because it looks like the guy in the middle is a preacher.
So there you go. I'm sorry they're not like look
man, automation probably won't be ever on the Hall of Fame.
The Shining Wizard Hall of Fame ballot.
Sounds like a challenge. Is it too late to to change the
ballots for this year or this year?

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Yeah, they all went out. Check your emails, people.
The ballots are out. What an exciting time to be
alive. Get a write in section.
No, they are in the New England Pro Wrestling Hall of Fame, bro.
If we shit the Hall of Fame in the first fucking real like
elected class that we put out tothe public, I'm shutting it

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down. There will be no more fucking
Hall of Fame. Not the the what the people we
put on the ballot are Hall of Fame worthy.
There's a good there's going to be a good class.
I don't know, man. On a mission.
Sorry, no. I went to review it this week
and I changed my votes numerous times.
I was like fuck this, I'll look at it again next week.
No, I already put mine in. Fuck that.

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If I think about it too much, it's just going to become a big
project and I'm not in the mood for that.
They were. God forbid you'd put any work
into the podcast. Oh me, you fucking.
Hand job. That's right, fucking head on to
the. Side Jesus Christ, I could.
I couldn't help it. I thought it was funny.

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They were only A tag team from 93 to 96.
I didn't even realize they made it to 96.
Are you counting them? Are you counting them as the
Harlem Knights? To longer run than the the
disasters. Am I counting?
Yes, I'm counting them as the Harlem Knights.
You're not counting them as KingMabel and Sir MO, because

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technically they were still together even though they
weren't A-Team. Yeah, in January 1996 they left.
Huh. I don't know what to say,
whatever. They're not making.
Their whole thing. Remember, they, they T they King
MO was king, Mabel was by himself and Sir MO was there.
Then they put him together to wrestle the Allied Powers.

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That's when the Bulldog turned on him.
Oh yeah. Attack Diesel.
Not the Allied powers. It was Bulldog and Diesel cause
Lex didn't show up. They were supposed to be the
Allied Powers. Yeah.
It's like Diesel in there. It's all good.
I mean, it worked out because Lex went to WCW.
Yeah, that worked out for. Lex, Yeah.

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Diesel was also one of the 10 men that put Yoke the Undertaker
in the casket during the Yokozuna match.
No, yes, yeah, yeah. Along with the guys from Japan
and a whole bunch of other people in the locker room.
Go, go, go. I feel it was.
I think Jeff Jarrett was one of them, too, wasn't he?
Well done there. No, Jeff Garrett was the head.

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Shrinkers. Who else was there?
So it was a shit load of people that showed up for that crush.
Oh yeah, yeah, Crush was there. Purple crush, right?
Yep, that was. The.
Rumbo, that's all that matters. Crush was there.
No wonder they got him in that casket.
Golly. Hey Crush pinned you at Russell

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Fest, Never forget. You chopped the crush.
No. Great Kabuki.
The great Kabuki. Bam Bam, Bigelow, Atom Bomb,
Jeff Jarrett, the Head Drinkers and Diesel.
What a crew. The great fucking Kabuki in

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1994. Wolf.
Wolf Kabuki. Kabuki.
He's. Still alive.
He's on my death list, I think. I believe you're right, yeah.
Who's a great bukaki? A great.
Writing that down. I had Kendo Nagasaki, I didn't

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have Kabuki HK. You're still looking for your
first guy. No, he's not.
When when you land there, doubleT. 155I.
Like it? I'll meet you in the bathroom
airport. In the bathroom.

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Airport. Damn it, Tony, you could have
just let it slide. Nope, under the bus you go HK.
That's what I'm saying as soon as double T gets here.
Hey, does your airport have stairs that just take you to the
tarmac or do you actually have like the walkways that take you
from? The walkways.
OK, I don't know if you had to walk through like a cornfield in

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Minnesota again, No, the. MSP international was is like
rated top five in like every fucking release top airport
places. Yeah, it's a good.
It's a. Good spot.
You do know I'm not flying into like, like the local airport,
Like I'm flying to fucking Minneapolis.
It's Minneapolis. It's the local airport.
It's the Twin Cities. Whatever.

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What's the other city? Saint Paul.
Minneapolis him to answer it. God damn it.
Twins. They're Twin Cities.
They're fucking twins. Is it mini Apolis and mini B
Palis? I give a shit.
Nothing on that one. Wow.

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B Palis, That's not your best work, Tony.
B palis, A Palis. Get it?
Mini A Palis, mini B. I'm explaining it now, yeah.
I guess the mini D plus. Woof.
Jesus Quoof, see you later. Get it all out of your system

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now. Holy shit.
All right. Did that thing go on the screen
before? Yeah, it did.
Do we want? How do we get tired of you
fucking waiting to get to it andit left?
No. Do we want to do that?
Can we queue that up? Yeah, we could queue it up.
Let me. Let me.
Let me. God damn it.

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Yeah. Here we go.
Let's queue this fucking thing up, please.
Yeah. Take the.
Take the. No, take the.
Yeah. There you go.

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All right, we got an update on our good friend old fuck nuts
Polacco here. Well, look, what was it last two
weeks ago? Whatever.
The one where you had the EKG things on them, but they weren't
anything. He had fucking mustard on his
face. He was in a hotel room.
You know, a couple different people have been dissecting

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this. Whoever does the Dutch Mantel
podcast with him, with Dutch Mantel, he kind of, they kind of
went into it. Stevie Richards was going to
reach out, but he decided he didn't want to do that because
he knew PJ was going to hit him up for money.
Swear to God. Swear to fucking God.
That's the truth. And then just before we started
the show, my good friend, good friend of the show, Matthew

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Birch, sent us a message. I'm sorry.
Yeah. MB rules.
Apparently old PJ was on Francine's Eyes Up Here podcast
and he opened up about his personal struggles, his path to
recovery, and his life today. And MB said he listened to it to
make sure that it wasn't like bullshit or AI or any of that

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other weirdness. So this is what he sent me.
A credible detail. His long battle with addiction,
which he said begun with opioidsduring his ECW and WWE DS.
He later relapsed with alcohol, describing himself as a full
blown drunk. This led to legal issues,
including threatening his fatherand violating A protective
order, which ultimately resultedin him spending 45 days in jail.

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Credible stated he has been sober since December 14th, the
day he was incarcerated. He also shared how his opioid
use escalated. The heroine stating I'm lucky to
be alive. I'm surprised that I'm here now.
Credible is balancing independent wrestling
appearances with new projects and also revealed he has a new

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job outside of wrestling. Got a new job at Chili's
starting in December. Where does he?
He lives in Jersey, doesn't he? He does.
Oh, fuck, yes. Yeah, but that's like down South
probably, right? I want, I want to get some onion
peels from down South. All right, first of all, Chili's
doesn't have onion peels. They have a blooming onion, No?

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They don't. That was.
Outback, sorry, it's called the awesome blossom.
It's the same fucking thing. This is why the Australians
don't want to play Fortnite withus.
It's not the same fried onion. Who gives a shit?
I like fried onions. Yeah, what the fuck is wrong
with Fried? Onions.
Fried onions are fucking great. Now who's the piece of shit?

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Yeah, fucking hand job Harry wrong with fried onions.
I'm just saying it's the same thing.
Can you find out what Chili's P JS at and maybe see if he's got
a copy of this book and mass laying around?
Why are they starting him on December 1st?
Like that's why it doesn't make it doesn't make it.
I worked. I was a fucking manager at
Chili's. You don't hire somebody in

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October to start in December. There's well, maybe he's still
waiting for his car to get fixedagain.
Who's so tiger never changes hisstripes?
He's so fucking full of shit andI feel bad for all you fucking
bleeding heart fucking idiots out there.
Who go Oh yeah, well, he needs. Our help, like no offense,

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Francine, but like, why are you going to give this piece of shit
a platform to go and fucking lieto everybody?
Because they were friends, dude.That's what friends do, you
know, Guess what? I'm not enabling a friend who's
a fucking scam artist. That's why he's not on the show.
Brendo, can we book PJ? Why so you come?
On you fucking lie. I tell him to go fuck himself.

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No, I just want to get him on for free and then laugh at
everybody else that paid 50 bucks.
Like he goes through like he's got like this fucking picture
where he's got a fucking like the hats on like this and he's
got like the EKG thing's not connected.
It looks like he's got like, no,they were peeled off and stuck
back on. You could see there's a

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different picture of him with that fucking hat on like this.
Just like posing for the cameras.
Trying to get a hotel. Room you're in one look around.
Fuck nuts. And it looks like he's got one
of those like those hooks that you can stick to the wall and
then you take it off and it doesn't RIP.
Like he looks like he's got one of those stuck on his chest.

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Plus the magic strips the three M hook.
The three M hook. And he took the rosary beads out
of the fucking drawer to the night stand.
Velcro meat, baby. And you know, look, nobody likes
to. I get it.
I get it, right? These are people we grew up

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watching. We idolized them.
We love them, we supported them.But at some point, it's like,
what the fuck, Brian fucking Knobs?
I'm fucking friends with his Facebook page every day.
He needs fucking money for something.
What did you do with all your fucking money?
Drink. Why?
Why should you? It it sucks that you go and you

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fucking guilt your fans into giving you money because you
were an irresponsible adult. And he drank Miller.
He shouldn't be out of money. Look at his asshole.
He was drinking more than Miller.
Hey, that's not what that means.Try.

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It's just it's it's. There are two Chili's by the
way, by brick, both in Toms River, so.
Oh, he's only in Toms River. That's not that far.
Well, that's I put in Chili's closest to Brick and those were
the closest too. So he lives in Brick, huh?
Yeah, you don't. Is that confirmed?
Allegedly. We got we.
Can't, allegedly. He lives in Brick.

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Wait, wait. I got to ask Brendo, how did
you? How did you allegedly figure out
he was in? Brick.
I remember him saying that he was moving there.
Let's go to the old PJ Polacco. We're still blocked, by the way,
and some Kevin's not blocked. No, I'm not.
Let's see. Shared a couple pictures of his

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car accident. Oh, must face there.
Let's see. God damn it.
We. We forgot to put up the Polacco
Watch banner, That's fine. If you ever want to edit that
intro, make sure you add a mustard bottle.

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And some fucking. And he's the fucking Ekgs, God
damn it. No Bron though, I don't do any
fucking. I don't know anymore.
Who am I talking to? God, I forgot.
Wait a minute, just move to Brick NJ.
Anybody in Jersey on here that follows me hit me up.
DM me please. Of course Joy's looking for a
fucking handout. Do you remember when he was

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inviting people over to watch pay per views at his place?
No, I don't remember that. Yeah, it was a couple years ago.
Now. Let me ask you this, handsome
Kevin, 'cause you are always like.
Everybody needs a second chance,yeah.
PJ Polacco, Second chance or no?Yeah, yeah, If he, if he cleans
himself up, like actually cleanshimself up, like people can be

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on the the worst side of addiction and they can turn it
around. Do I think he'll turn around?
Absolutely not. If he does, Second chance 100%.
Yeah, if he had wings he'd be a bird too, but that's not going
to happen, so. You think so?
If he had wings. Not a Penguin, a bat.
I mean, he's a bird, Kevin. Penguin's a bird.

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Still a bird. Are you sure about that?
It's still a fucking bird, though.
But he had it in his head that PJ would be flock flocking
around the fucking skies. Yeah, but it was like, you
didn't say like, if I had, if hehad wings and you're like, would
he be a dog? No, he would be a dog.
No, of course not. That's dumb.
Penguins a bird, dude. Bird of the Sea.

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And if he had wheels, he would have been a bike.
Yeah, Are you sure or sure he wouldn't have been a couch?
They're a flight there. Excuse me?
They're a group of flightless semi aquatic seabirds.
Ah oh, seabirds semi. They swim with seamen.
What a semi comes. Man, you have a whole seaside
down at the seaside, yeah. C DS.

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C DS nuts out. The window.
The only one who has long nuts that can be seen out the window
is probably Handsome Kevin. I got some long nuts.
Do they hang down low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie them? Can you tie them in a bow?

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Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental
soldier? Do your balls hang?
Hang low Matthew Burch with the cliffs notes here.
Cliffs Notes. Excuse me, My favorite thing
about the podcast that he said he'd never talks bad about
promoters immediately after his complaining about two different
promoters from years ago. He also said he never wants to
be a parody of his former self inside the wrestling ring.

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As if he wasn't already won. Wasn't he just on Championship
Wrestling from Memphis looking all fucking disheveled?
I also learned that he has a weekly AW review podcast with
Vince Russo. Jesus Christ.
I'm sure. I'm sure Matthew Birch also
remembers pro wrestling one-on-one.
Used to be part of the Shining Wizards network.
Yeah. He also said he's open to taking

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bookings as Aldo Montoya wants to sign a legends deal with WWE
specifically to get money. I mean an Aldo Montoya figure.
Well that would be bad ass. Why, he could just get figures
made himself quote UN quote and sell them out of his fucking
hand. Print up some 3D underwear.
You could put it on any figure you want.
Can she can do that? It's a 3D, why don't you just

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buy fucking underwear? Why would you need to 3D print
underwear? I actually did just buy
underwear. What?
Are you going to buy a big a pack of underwear and then cut
them into tiny underwear? Tony?
Why would you cut them into Timefor my fingers?
Figures. What am I going to do, put this
3D underwear on a fucking Cesarofigure that doesn't work?

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Why not? You said be you.
You are such a weird individual right?
Anybody could be PJ Polacco withyour fucking 3D printed
underwear. So you would buy an Aldo Montoyo
figure? Of.
Course he would. Oh my God, after all the all
the, all the the strife and the discontention, you would still
give money? I know it's not going to him.

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I'm sure he gets like a couple nickels, but you would be like,
this is my Aldo Montoya figure. Well, yeah, if I bought it, it'd
be mine. You got to understand he does a
show about wrestling. Figure wrestling figures, Yeah,
but he talks about wrestling figures for like 6-7 minutes.
Yeah, but he has to talk about it more because AL's going to
fucking either murder somebody or himself.

(31:23):
Have you listened to his fuckingoff the lawns?
Yeah, that shit. I look down at my phone 18
minutes in and AL's going. And another thing and another
thing. I was like, Jesus, dude, you're
in Disney. Fucking take a breath.
You know what? AL's going to get fucking off of
my lawn because if I'm dropping 200 shekels to go to fucking
Disney World, I want the fuckingroyal treatment too.

(31:45):
Fuck everybody else that's there.
Sorry, I listened to shows on the Shining Wizards Network in
case I learned the answer. Kevin watches the Mickey Mouse
Dance Club or whatever the fuck.Hey, it's called House of Mouse.
Hopefully he keeps his pants on when he watches that.

(32:08):
Allegedly. I just told you what shows I
listen to from the network you. Know do a you want to do a house
a mouse review with me double T.Like for Patreon?
Yeah, why not? I bet I'll get it'll get done
faster than me and Tony's episode.
I don't know what the fuck I didto you today, but.

(32:28):
You are really. On my last fucking nerve.
Double T just today. Yeah, today.
Today. Over, over the top.
Better bit the ball. You can suck my balls.
Oh, my goodness, goodness, gravy.

(32:48):
Be careful crossing the street tomorrow, buddy.
Get the fucking curse on you. Did you curse him once before?
Put the curse on me, you know I'm traveling.
He has enough trouble getting across the street.
I fucking Thurman Munson on Thursday.
It's all your fault. No, I'm not talking about that.
I said tomorrow crossing the street.

(33:10):
Jeez Louise, you're wishing me to die in an airplane crash.
Unbelievable. I'm saying don't get hit by a
car tomorrow. That.
Wouldn't be a great birthday forme, it'd.
Be terrible, right? But if he's laid up in bed, you
can give him the old fucking, the old Kathy Bates to the
fucking shins. Well, he's.
And he can't get away. He can't get away from Bro's
stuff. There's a there's a pretty good

(33:32):
chance if the plane goes down, I'm not walking away from it.
You'll be fine. Put some dirt on it.
Yeah. Like he.
Said the sides. If if the plane's going to go
down, hypothetically going goingdown over Minnesota isn't the
worst thing in the world. There's fucking 10,000 lakes
over there. There's more than 10,000.

(33:52):
Who fucking? Hey dude, if the pilot knew his
shit and he played his cards right, you could probably have a
water landing anywhere anyway. If he was like Sully that is.
Stop like to see you land a fucking plane on the Hudson, dip
Shit can't even cross the fucking St.
We know where you stand. Wow, 43 years.

(34:13):
Yeah, I get hit by a car once. Now I don't know how to cross
the fucking St. OK, hasn't happened to any of
us. No.
Bro, don't fly. I've been hit crossing the
street. Wait, wait, you already say a
couple of times. How many fucking?

(34:35):
Scores do. You.
No, no, just once. Just.
Once. Just once?
What was this crank like? I couldn't get easy with.
The balls talk. I feel like every episode is
full of Dick and balls. You got to attract that female
audience somehow. That's not going to do it.

(34:58):
You say No. Molly was in the chat just
saying she's a spoken for woman.Yeah, but she wants to hear a
man talk about Dick and balls. She.
Speaks for herself. Yeah.
Yeah, but it's no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

(35:19):
She, she doesn't want to hear. She probably has to listen to
him fucking Babble on about bullshit all day.
You think she comes here to listen to him talk?
My God, could you imagine? He fucking hot boxes the bed
rolling, fucking veggie fucking Taco farts that he has.
No, he probably doesn't do that.He can't do that in front of his
wife. He's too fucking.
He can't get out of the bed fastenough.
The fucking bed's too far off the ground.
He's fucking sleeps on the fucking.

(35:39):
He sleeps on the Ottoman like fucking Michael Scott in the
office. Yeah, I got.
I got to bust up my Caribbeaner and latch up, drop out of the
bed, run away, go cry. Why don't you get to be a
carabiner? What did you want it to be?
A hook That's. Not what it's called a hook you

(36:04):
could have suit like what kind of it's Halloween a hook like a
a nasty hook hook Taz's son No carabiner is the proper term
the. Proper term.
Cara What carabiner Caribbean orqueen Oh fucking hell shows on

(36:26):
the shining Wizards network thatdon't talk about this is not the
time to fuck the network all right fucking commercial that
everybody fast forwards through that's.
Why? Oh, here I got it.
I got it, Tony. There we go, See you cross
bottom. You're not watching people.
You're missing out. Can we please take googly eyes
off the screen? I keep fucking looking at you,
monkey. Sorry.

(36:49):
It's OK, it's OK. Googly eyes people in India and
they put them on the back of their head so tigers don't
attack them. That's what I learned today on
the Tot spot. When you said we did please take
googly eyes off the screen, I thought you're going to remove
Tony. Wow, Tony, that's supposed to be

(37:10):
your bro. That's all right.
I got him with the carabiner talk, so he's got to get you
off. He went after Columbus Day hard
today. That's your pin.
He went after everybody either praising or condemning it.
He was just like, you're one of those people.
I've heard you say it shouldn't be.
I'm one of those people. Yeah.
What does that mean? You fight the fight on social

(37:31):
media, Tony I what? Do you even know me bro?
I do. Bro, you don't know me.
Bro you. Have to reset.

(37:54):
Reset What? Did you shit?
No. No, I'm still in first place.
1st That's what we're going withfirst place man.
Competition I'd rather not be in.
Fucking race to the bottom, Brundo.
I mean, I guess it's not bad to be first place or something,
right? Was that was that a knock or are

(38:17):
we going into pics? No, are we going to pics?
If you want you. I was going to go into Seth
Rollins because I figured it wassomething you would want to talk
about instead of, you know, because the AW hate's going to
come and we got to talk about the Sarah stock, the Sarah Stock
fucking Mandy Huber fucking catfight on Twitter.
OK, Tony. All right, so we'll go there.

(38:39):
We'll start with with AW wrestledream.
OK, then we'll go there. We'll go there.
This is how we're going to get there.
Tony. Wait, she's fighting with who?
Who just put Sarah stock? AW, it's it'll be the fucking
first thing that comes up. I got recommended her today as a
as a fucking friend on Facebook.I was wondering why, you know, I
was just like, huh? They know she hates aw too.

(39:03):
Yeah. Wrestle Dream was Saturday.
Tony, did you take advantage of the gimmick?
I always take advantage of the gimmick.
And I watched, I watched a bit of Wrestle Dream.
OK, OK. And I know Brendo did.
I know Brendo took advantage of the gimmick.
And Hansel, Kevin, he could careless.

(39:25):
But Sunday's football, so Sunday's football day.
So if it happened Saturday and he didn't see a Saturday, he's
not watching it on Sunday because Sunday's football day.
Absolutely. Now I do got to know HK.
Did you watch Dynamite? Nope. 02 weeks in a row.
Good. For weeks in a row.
Yep, good. To see you.
I'm happy to hear that. I'm thinking about, I'm thinking
about November. Maybe I'll go back.

(39:47):
Big big tag title tournament reveal Wednesday What?
Like another tournament? One of the ladies got the
straps. Now, now.
We got, oh, that's. Fucking right, we got to have
more titles. Why not?
Are they, are they getting? Are they getting trials titles
too? I hope so.
Soon. They should.
In trouble. They shouldn't be straps, they

(40:09):
should be strap ONS. Am I wrong?
You're not wrong. Like fucking the tag title
should have fucking big phalluses in.
Front of them. Phallus means Dick.
I know what it means. Yes, you are continuously
listening to the Dick and balls portion.
Yeah, I was listening. Let's just change the fucking

(40:31):
name. 14 years, throw it in the garbage.
Just change the fucking name of the podcast.
Let's just wait. There's way too much Dick and
balls, guys. Like way too much.
You said that wrong. There's never enough Dick and
balls. No, it's way too like here and
there is funny, but it's like overkill.

(40:52):
Now guys, you're not going to send me a text later, are you?
No, I'm saying it now. It's there's way too much
thinking balls. Don't worry Tony, I'll, I'll,
I'll, I'll get you 1. Brenda, I'd say write it down,
but at this point you just be taking a transcript.
I've already got like half the page full.
It's. Great, it's week and 1/2.

(41:15):
Were you tracing your hand on the paper?
What am I making? A fucking hand, Turkey.
All right. AW, Russell Palooza.
Yeah. Go get it all out.
I'm good. You're good.
No, let's talk. AW.
So Saturday, wrestle Dream, we don't have to go through the

(41:39):
whole show match by match. We can throw the picks up there,
though. I think Handsome Kevin went 10
and one. Yeah, he killed it.
Yeah, what? Yeah. 10 and one, Handsome
Kevin, Tony and Brendo, 9 and two.
I went eight and three. We did not pick the Eddie
Kingston Hook match 'cause we didn't know who their opponents
were. And we didn't pick the Mercedes

(42:01):
Monet match because it was TBA. Also, just let's get this out of
the way first 'cause I tweeted this today.
I think it's great that MercedesMonet has all these belts.
I'm surprised it took a wrestling Booker this long to do
something like this, but in no way shape or form is she even in
the same fucking hemisphere as Ultimo Dragon.

(42:22):
Let's just put that out there people.
Ultimo Dragon is a fucking legend.
He was a game changer. What he did inside the ring was
revolutionary and is something that should be touted for years
to come. I don't know, man, like her or
not, I, I get it, claim to having a fucking All Star

(42:45):
career. I, I, I don't, I just I don't
know. I don't, I don't see it, man.
I don't think she's the shits, but you don't think she's the
shit, but I don't think she's like the greatest.
Like there's, there's, there's way.
They're sick. They're sick people in the in
the world who like them hard over who think like if they fly
that Mercedes Monet flag, they might touch my Dick and balls.

(43:11):
Come on now. I'm offended.
Fuck this. I'm done Shut it down.
See you later. All right, see you later Got a
bye. He's still here.
I'm not fucking going anywhere. Fucking Jack O look I and and
her and Mina was it was OK but like.
Only OK, I thought that was a great fucking.

(43:32):
Man, oh Brundo, give me what you're taking.
Are you still on the Nyquil? Yes.
Mark, that was a great man. Oh.
Oh, sorry, Mark. Welcome to the club.
He got a koozie yesterday at theWinnipeg show from SJ and
Dustin, and he subscribed and he's enjoying himself.
So welcome to the show, Mark. Hey.
Hey, time out. Hold up.

(43:53):
Welcome, Mark. First of all.
Second of all, did we even notice that the broadcast joined
us? Yeah, but I, you know, I already
pooped all over him so. Yeah.
Still want to play for it, my boys, Matthew Birch says.
Mercedes Monet greater than Ultimo Dragon.
Oh. No MB.
I think M BS just trying to pullour Dick and balls but I do.
Oh, come on, Tony. I do I don't.

(44:16):
I think I think Tony Khan and AWor who's ever doing the book and
they booked themselves in a corner.
Now that I thought the match wasfine Brendo, but I knew Meena
Shier Cowell wasn't beating her.And why was Meena Shier Cowell's
title on the line? Because that was the that Tony
Khan put out into the world. But why?
This was a challenge for the TBStitle.

(44:39):
No, she wanted to put her title up against somebody else's
title, so the match could only be title for title with somebody
else. So it had to been her or Athena
or I don't know. I think that's it.
So that was somebody from another promotion.
So that was the Ring of Honor TVtitle, the interim TV title.

(45:03):
Wait, wait, so that's not even the TV champion?
Look at this Mark. Mark M says Mercedes cleaned a
house at WPW yesterday and theirtitle is gone forever.
So she picked up the Winnipeg Pro title.
Yesterday she's fucking Mercedesbelts.
Yeah, 12 belts, Mercedes now. These belts don't mean Dick.

(45:24):
That's a whole other conversation, too.
She carries around the Owen HartChampionship like it's a title
to defend. Do we count that?
I don't count any of them. She's got the CMLL Women's
Championship, doesn't she? Yeah, she defended it on Friday.

(45:45):
Great. Stefanel 2 melts.
Two belts that yeah, Persephone.2 belts that mean absolutely
nothing. Did you do that to me?
You. But two belts that mean
something and then all the otherones could just go eat a shit.
What's the point? Hold on, I'm going to tell you
what championship she has and what the fuck now.
Now because there's a new like there's a new fucking world

(46:08):
champion now she gets another title match.
Like what the? Fuck, I also don't like that I
don't like. That it's stupid.
I just don't know. Like they're building her up so
much. Like whoever beats her like has
to be a name and. It has to make them.

(46:28):
It's not going to and. Who would that be from the
roster they have? Nobody, No, I don't know if
that's I I Sarah, Sarah Stock. I really thought that Harley
Cameron in in Australia just to get heard the wind in front,
like the crowd was behind her. She had a great Malik.
That was the moment. She was so hot at that time.

(46:49):
Harley Cameron, like people lovethe gimmick and everything.
Like just to get that first L out of the way, get that title
off of Mercedes Monet. I don't know what the end game
is here with her. There is none.
They're just going to make another belt and call it the
unifier. Saw the WNXT do it with Oscar.
She was undefeated for like what, 500 fucking days?
And then they just were like she's going up.

(47:10):
We're just going to take the title off of her.
Yeah. And they haven't done that
since. Right?
Right. But it's not.
That was the point. What about that giant battle axe
they just brought in? She doing anything?
Megan Bane. Nah, the other the other giant
battle axe. They just sound like a 7 foot
broad not too long ago. Oh, Camille.

(47:31):
Nah, No, no, not her. Not her.
This is another one. Bozilla.
I don't know what I don't know. She's she's she's, she's, she's
a fucking. She's a brunette broad.
Yeah, Kyle says. Bozella, right?
Yeah. What the hell?
She's in stardom. Bozo, we got.

(47:51):
So Mercedes Monet owns the Bestia Women's Championship, the
Body Slam women's Championship. What do they just fucking give
her? Belts named after moves?
The CML World Women's Championship.
The Powerbomb World Champion. The Discovery Wrestling Women's
Championship. The arm.
Drag Championship. The European Wrestling

(48:13):
Association Championship. The Independent Wrestling
Entertainment Championship. The Bank Statement Championship,
The Prime Time Wrestling Women'sChampionship.
Millions of dollars. Millions of dollars.
The. Revolutionary The Revolutionary
Pro Undisputed British Women's Heavyweight Championship.
She's the interim ROH Women's TVChampion and she is the Queen of

(48:38):
Southside Wrestling Champion. I thought you said Queen of
salsa. She is the Winnipeg pro
wrestling women's champion now. Oh, is that the one that what's
her name was at the show? Yeah.
Yesterday, the street team. Wait, was that that wasn't
Rumble in the Bert? Yes, it was.
It was Rumble in the Bert. It was in the.
Bert and a Bert. Bert.

(49:03):
Tony, did you like anything you saw from AEW?
I was OK with the six man no rules match.
The camera work during that match was absolute dog shit
though. They kept taking the camera off
of like a big spot that was being set up and then went back

(49:24):
just in time to miss the thing completely.
They did that a few times. There was some obviously like
obvious like move setting up to in that match, but overall I
kind of thought it was fine. You know, I watched, I watched
the women's match with Mercedes Moon.
Didn't really care for that all that much.
Although like Mina, you know, a couple spots, crowd was into

(49:46):
her, but you know, whatever. Didn't think the world title
match was super exciting, although the people are really
into Adam Page and aside from the fact that he just kept
climbing up to the top for no reason and when he reasoned and
when he whipped on a moonsault, we got the fucking didn't get
all of it. Oh, and look like Joe moved.

(50:08):
No, didn't get any of it. Joe didn't move, but he tried to
match with mine. You know what match I really did
like, I liked Bro Dildo and the fucking New Japan guys.
It's fucking awesome. It was fucking the match of the
night, man. All right, but the one thing you
big fucking chooch, why are you doing the fucking Macarena in

(50:28):
this fucking important match? No, this match does not call for
the Macarena, you fucking dummy.The Macarena is for the sickos.
No, we do not do things for the sickos all the time.
Be serious. And I did Brody King going for
that quadruple suplex and kind of didn't get all there, but the
intention was good, so I was cool with it.

(50:51):
But when? Fucking when?
When Bandito went for the 21 gunfucking thing and his arm was
hurt and then when he went back for it again and he got it the
second time after, Brody said. Fucking do it, you asshole.
I kind of liked it. I, I, I enjoyed that match.
I really did. And I, I tell you what, Okada's

(51:11):
unified belt looks a lot nicer than the world title belt.
My opinion. All right, you're our belt guy.
You're big into the belts. I do like that belt, Brando.
I wish it, I wish it meant something more than what it
means. But you know, well, you know,
we'll see. We'll see what happens.
Brando thoughts on the pay-per-view?

(51:32):
I really enjoyed it. I I liked the opening of the
pay-per-view where they got where you got jet speed, the
match happening on the free partand then it leads right into the
right into the actual pay-per-view, the match, the
match already in progress. They've never done that before
and for some reason people were up in arms, I guess for, you

(51:53):
know, no reason. But no, no, no.
I think it was great. I I think there's a good reason
for that, Brundo. Why?
Because you're sticking it up everybody's ass who was watching
that thinking it was on the freeshow.
And now it's like, oh. You want to see fucking?
Goofy ass tooth. Slides by the pay-per-view.
There you go. By the pay-per-view.
No, you advertise it as a free match.

(52:13):
You have the free match. You didn't see any free for alls
or Sunday night heats rolling into a pay-per-view, did you?
No, 'cause that's what they werethere for though.
That was their whole fucking purpose, was to sell pay per
views. Yeah, but not to fucking string
you along. Besides, did anybody really
fucking think like they're gonnadrop 60 fucking ducats because
jet speed? They're gonna miss the ending of
that match. It's 40.

(52:34):
Whatever. Didn't the end of the match end
in a botch? Did it?
Yeah, 'cause Stokely didn't grab, they tried to do the
Warrior root finish. Oh yeah, Stokely, Yeah.
And then he got, he got crawled.Yeah, I thought he I thought it
was OK. I thought the finish was all
right. Wasn't terrible, but let's, I

(52:56):
mean, come on. But I'll, I'll tell you this
much though. Six hours in with pre show
included and we're only getting to the fucking world title match
at that point. Come on.
Or the sickos. Yeah, the sickos.
Come on. I fast forwarded through the pre
show. I I didn't really care to be

(53:19):
honest with you. And when you fast forwarded
through, like I when I watch stuff back, like I Fast forward
through like the intros and the fucking video packages, like I
don't need to see all this shit.So it it's they're long though.
I mean, but that's what people want.
That's what a that's what AW. Fans want.

(53:42):
That's what AW fans want though.You know what I liked about the
world title match? It was under 20 minutes.
Did we see the Samoa Joe turn coming?
Did not see it coming, dude. But Adam Page was a Dick to him.
He just fucking threw. He dropped the title at his
feet. Fuck Adam Page, he deserved the
ass kicking. Yeah, but hey, who's the other?
Who's the other guy on their team?

(54:02):
I thought it was Will or Yuda. Is this somebody else?
Shibata. It's Shibata and Will Hobbs.
What is it? They all these guys got to grow
their hair, so you can't even see their face anymore.
Seriously, Shibata's looks like that the whole fucking time.
Yeah, but Yuda looks just like him now.
You just got a goatee and a mustache, but he's got his hair

(54:23):
all in his face. Yeah, he's an old terrorist.
He's not with fucking Samoa Joe.I thought he was.
I couldn't tell. Racist did.
Did you now? The big.
The big to do in in IWCAW world.Did you watch apron bumper

(54:47):
greens? They all look alike.
I'm with you, Tony. See.
Take one and no one. Did you watch Mox and Dobby?
No, Fuck that I wanted to watch it, but that that that got left.
I might watch it yet, but that wasn't that.
Wasn't must watch TV for purposes of today's show?

(55:08):
Well, they did a spot Tony where?
Oh, with the fish tank. Yes, fish.
Yes. Of the fish got to go swim with
the fish. How did they even I, I, I need
to know double T and all sincerity and all seriousness.
I need to know, was the fish tank under the ring and did
anyone explain why there was a fish tank under the ring?

(55:28):
Or is this something that Mina Shubakawa's fucking wheeled out
or whatever? Her name is.
I believe Claudio and POC brought it to the ring.
Why 'cause they were going to drown him?
I thought Yuda was going to makesome sushi while they were.
I knew we were going to get to sushi somehow.
I knew we was going. To get what?
Other reason would there be for them to have a fucking fish tank

(55:50):
in the back. Sea monkeys.
Now what if they would now now if you really wanted to be
creative, you could have did a fucking backstage segment with
Claudio and fucking and POC at the pet store trying to figure
out what fucking fish to buy. And then they go, why are these

(56:11):
assholes buying fish? And at least they could have
tied something in, you know, like bring me into that story,
right? Like, look, on Tuesday night,
Titans, they brought out a chicken in a cage.
Why? Because Kamala was there.
Why would you bring out a chicken?

(56:32):
What do you see next? Feathers all over Kamala's face.
Well, that's why you brought thechicken out.
We want to feed Kamala. Why are we bringing a fish out
and what kind of fish was in there?
Was it? Puppies was it?
There was no fish. There was just a fucking tank.
Why couldn't you just bring a fucking?
Pail. They brought out the fish tank,

(56:54):
threw water in it and then threwDarby in.
It where did they get the water from?
They had two big Gatorade. Logan Paul at ringside with
Prime filling them up. What the fuck was the guy
walking around? Get you water.
Fucking Claudio fucking gives them the fucking throw over his
shoulder and they steal the water.
Like what the fuck? That would have been even better

(57:16):
if they went over to a a fuckingstadium vendor.
And. They're cracking off money to
buy waters to fill the son of A.Oh my God yeah, if Claudio's
going in his fucking tights looking for changing shit to
give. The guy.
Hey, they had great water service.
Oh they beat the shit out of Dobby so bad he's drooling into
the fucking thing and it fills up with water.
That's a lot of drool. Yeah, but give me.

(57:36):
Something a fish tank. Do we really need to see the
water in the fish tank? We can understand that when that
happens, it could have been a fucking bucket.
A fish tank. What if one of these assholes
dropped the fish tank? Then what do we do?
I thought this fish. Tank got smashed.
They were, yeah, they were fucked.
And why did it take two of them to bring this fish tank down the

(57:58):
ringside? How big was it?
And there was no water in it, sohow heavy could it have been?
God. Dammit, Tony.
What? It wasn't even full.
It's not even like they put it on a cart to wheel it down the
ringside. But what can you say, dude, What
can you possibly say? I'd say it's a or.

(58:20):
Did they bring it because they thought Dobby was going to have
a Molotov cocktail? They needed to throw it in the
water. Ground them, Tony, Why did they
just get another plastic bag? They seemed fond of them.
Or could they not get them in whatever city they have fucking
promoting in because they're banned now?
That's true. Which means they're bringing
contraband over state lines. Arrest all those motherfuckers.

(58:40):
Yeah, don't do that. I'd say I'd.
Say, I'd say it's probably a generic fish tank.
So what? There's generic fish in it?
No, there was no Tony. Tony, there's no fish.
So I go back to my original statement.
Why did they need a fish tank? But they're gonna fucking drown
him. How many times do we have to
tell you for the visual? Why didn't they just bring him

(59:04):
in the back and give the old Brody?
I don't know. What's the old?
What we've had drownings, suffocations, Molotov cocktails.
Why not a fucking stabbing? Why not?
Tony Con loves old school wrestling.

(59:26):
Maybe the story's not over. Oh great.
This is something we look forward to next month.
HK, you better start watching Dynamite this week.
I'm gonna have. To I'm trying to move past this
Oh my God, and Matthew Birch makes a great.
Point why not fucking waterboarding?
You could. Have brought a wet rag.
It would have been easy. Oh, but if they did that, Tony,

(59:48):
the, the, the pay-per-view wouldhave went 18 hours.
All right, so anyway, then we get we're this is like this is
the teaser because this Sarah stop goes crazy.
She goes Chris. So AW, post somebody stop this.

(01:00:12):
Wait, who posted that? AW.
Their official Twitter handle fucking posted.
Somebody posted, somebody stopped this, and there's
Moxley, like dunking a Darby's head in the water trying to
drown him, Right? Wait, this was live?
They tweeted this? Yeah, yes.
But they had a video of him dunking him, so they took the
time to send it to fucking production to edit a video

(01:00:34):
together, to put it out on social media instead of running
down and, I don't know, helping the fucking guy.
You're not winning this one. Double T.
I'm not. Securities time.
I'm not trying to win anything. I'm trying to explain what the
fuck happened with the IWC exploded and you won't let me
get to that because you're so focused on what kind of fish,

(01:00:55):
what kind of tank, where they. Get the water.
What's the pH level? Why didn't they get a fucking
washboard? I can't answer any of those
questions. Washboard Washboard I.
Don't fucking know, water board,you dildo.
Hey, welcome, Matt Galligan. Hello, Wrestling.

(01:01:16):
Fan we got new. Listeners, thanks for joining
us. Matt, should we bring back the
Dick and balls talk for Matt? Tony, sorry, damn it.
So AW posts the gift of Jon Moxley trying to drown Darby

(01:01:41):
Allen in a fish tank, and they say, somebody stop this watch
#agw Wrestling dream on HBO Max pay-per-view sound the entire
hashtag. No.
Fucking. Save the guy #aew on Max.
Wrestle dream pay-per-view John and garbage #aew wrestle dream

(01:02:05):
space on space, HBO space Max, space paper.
Awful lot of waste of time but OK.
Aristoc she retweets. And Clarita, by the way.
Yes. Right.
Yeah. OK.
You know who should stop this? Mothers with their remote
control. This is worth the plastic bag

(01:02:27):
over the head. Kids are going to end up dead
trying this stuff at home. HK.
I'll give you the. Floor first man.
Should they stop it? Yes, yes they should.
I'm not worried about children. I'm I'm really not.

(01:02:50):
I know, I know double T wants tocare about the children.
I, I, I don't, I don't care about the children.
I think it's AI think it's a fucking stupid spot.
I think that when you mixed mixed water and then a broken
fish tank within the ring, I think you're asking for more,
more danger than than you need. I I think it's I think the whole

(01:03:12):
thing's fucking ridiculous. Now I say that while not
watching the match, only seeing the the limited clips, but I
think it's fucking stupid, Yeah.But you know what if it's a a
working fish tank, like with a charcoal filter and a fucking.
I was gonna say, I didn't see anything plugged in.
I didn't see little fucking bluepebbles at the bottom.
Bubbling fucking treasure chest.Yeah, no treasure chest that

(01:03:33):
goes up and down. Then they have a sucker fish on
the side of that bitch. No pirate ship?
No. What if it's made out of the
fucking sugar glass? You fucking dildos.
You. Ever seen sugar and water
together? Did they?
You can't fill a sugar. Glass tank.
Listen, assholes, what are the assholes?
There's no because don't get on your phone.
Oh, it's dangerous. We've seen fucking Jerry Lawler

(01:03:57):
smash fucking Tazz in the head with the glass thing.
We saw Shane McMahon thrown through the glass.
There's there's probably people in AW who break.
Make fucking safe glass. Why is it?
Why is it that the comparison isalways drawn from bullshit that
was stupid when they did it 20 fucking years ago?

(01:04:17):
I don't know, fucking years ago.Stupid because you got the WWE
flag all the time so. I'm not waving any flag.
I'm wearing a hat. This is pokes.
Oh, yeah. But no, I, I think it's, it's,
it's fucking intriguing to me that whenever, whenever, Oh no,
we, we talk about. The kids.

(01:04:38):
So. I, I think it's, I think it's, I
think it's fucking stupid, I think.
It's. I think it's unsafe.
I think that I I caught the, I caught the end or that.
Yeah, yeah. Any glass spot, not just an AWI
just want to be clear here. Any glass spot.
So there is, there is working glass, yes, right there is, yes.

(01:05:03):
But like, you don't do like, youdon't like the light tubes and
just shit like that. Fuck that.
No. No, paint a glass, all that
shit's. It's so people know where you're
coming from. Yeah, it's it's it's a, it's an
unnecessary risk. And so again, I didn't watch, I
didn't watch the match, my only frame of reference from the
clips I've seen online. I think it's fucking stupid.
I did see Renee Pocket and her rant about John not doing these

(01:05:28):
things and she seemed legitimately upset about the
whole fucking thing. So it's one of those things like
one safety, safety's a fucking concern, right?
And I've said this before on this show.
If if Darby's not going to goingto bring it back and these guys
aren't going to bring it back, you have to bring it back for
them. You have to say no, right to see

(01:05:51):
Renee Paquette and I'm not like a fucking written Renee Paquette
fan, right? I'm not I'm not I'm not pumping
my fist for her. But to see her upset,
disappointed about what her husband is doing and not keep it
together on on a on a segment. I think it was after the show.

(01:06:11):
Like that to me is disappointing, right?
That to me is that she's mad at her husband, she's mad at Darby,
she's mad at the company about what they allow them to do in
the ring. That should tell you something.
Something should be done in the situation.
Like you have to be able to tellthese motherfuckers, no, there's
a better way to do it. There's a different way to do
it. You don't need to take these
unnecessary risks, man. Like, do we have to wait until

(01:06:32):
somebody actually gets fucking sliced up?
Like, is that what it is? That what it takes?
We have to wait till somebody breaks their fucking neck for
this guy to say, oh, probably shouldn't have done that.
It's just, it's fucking stupid. It's irresponsible.
And on top of that, you think HBO Max is going to be fucking
happy when that does happen to somebody?
No shit. You think TBS, the Turner
channels are going to be happy when that happens to somebody?

(01:06:54):
Look, I get it. It's wrestling.
People fucking get hurt, seriously, all the time.
Sometimes some people even fucking wind up like their
careers end or God forbid, paralyzed, you know?
But there's a difference betweentaking a suplex or taking a body
slam or taking a hip toss and something goes wrong, then
purposely throwing yourself intofucking glass.

(01:07:14):
And I think, yeah, Kyle actuallychimed in.
Said Darby was taking a bat and swinging, swinging glass into
the crowd. Stupid.
But what about the kids? I think Buck is still in the
chat. I'm trying to get back to this
because this Sarah Stock thing that one tweet took off and her

(01:07:36):
and Brodie Lee's wife have been going at it for 48 hours.
OK, they're very passionate ladies.
I get it. What did Brodie Lee's wife have
to say? Let's find the.
Tweet, she said. Hey Sarah, can we kios?
Oh, I'm down for that. Yes, Now.
Oh, by the way, just as an aside, while you're looking that

(01:07:56):
up, I'm I'm out on Willa Nightingale.
Dude, I'm out. Why?
What's wrong with Willa? I watched, I watched some of
that tag match. I don't remember if I watched
the whole thing. You know, her shit is weak
sauce. I'm I'm sorry.
When she was throwing those clothes lines and they were
barely hitting, I'm like, Nah, Nah, that's saying you got to

(01:08:17):
murder somebody. But, you know, lay that shit in.
No murder. No, no murder.
Murder's never the answer. Amanda Huber, This was midnight
on a pay-per-view. Meanwhile, when you were
working, you're choked. When you were working, you
choked another woman out with a belt.

(01:08:37):
Where was the outrage over kids trying that?
And you want to quote, tweet a video of me talking about kids
grief to defend you being a hypocrite?
Fuck all the way off. There was another, There was
another tweet from a Mandy. A Mandy where she was like, it
was midnight. My kids were in bed.

(01:08:58):
I'm a responsible parent, you know?
And then they've been going backand forth, ah, there we go.
Want to know my kids because I have kids.
We're doing it midnight last night, sleeping.
Want to know why? Because they're kids, my kids,
my wrestling loving kids. Want to know what they weren't
watching? A match between two performers
who were known for taking thingsto extreme.

(01:09:18):
Want to know why? Because it's my responsibility
as a parent to know when they'reconsuming.
It's cool though, I'll let them watch some old TNA stuff and
then can learn to choke each other out with a belt since
that's cool. Because check notes, tits look
great. Nice.
So #1 dude, you, you can't compare a fucking tits.

(01:09:40):
I mean, tits are amazing no matter what, but #2A belt around
the neck, You're going to compare that to fucking trying
to drown somebody in a spot thatthat has absolutely no place in
a magic? That's ridiculous.
And third, before you go on saying hi to Tyler, new listener
Promo girl wasn't lying. You are my kind of people to
listen to. Thank you for putting us over,
man. Thank you, Tyler.

(01:10:00):
Thank you, Esther, FJ and Dustin.
And Dustin was there too last night.
Fucking A. Also, the dirtbag's joining us.
All that violence and it ends with a pretty standard
submission wrestling move, I believe.
A sharpshooter, was it not the Scorpion Deathlock?
Same fucking dude. You're a fucking Bret Hart fan.
Knock that shooter off. That's my board, Dirtbag.
It's so weird. Welcome aboard, Dirtbag.

(01:10:22):
I guess I love it. Dirtbag.
Dirtbag rules. Where's my guy Julio tonight, by
the way? Yeah, Where is Julio?
Julio no, Jesse, I know Jesse's dealing with some he's moving
and shit, he's a busy man. I know there's like I know Sarah
Stock worked at AEW and I guess they shared car rides with with
Amanda 'cause then it the the tweets, you know, get a little

(01:10:46):
personal about maybe Amanda complaining about things going
one way and why she's not doing a certain thing.
So it's been pretty heated. And of course the fans, the fans
just jump all over everything. So, you know, it's definitely
was an interesting. I'm kind of with you there he
is, Julio. Julio.

(01:11:12):
I don't know. I don't think it's a big deal.
I think this needs to be it for these two for a long time.
Oh, please. Yeah.
Like, yeah, they need to separate each other.
Darby's just enough with these two.
They've they've done everything you can do and just Darby needs
to go back to fucking wrestling for a while because he is good
at that. Like standard matches, seeing

(01:11:34):
him get thrown around and sell and all that.
He's fucking great. His bump car is going to fucking
run out real fast. He keeps doing the shit he's
doing though. You think this is Moxley putting
the screws to him telling him a kid we're going to do some
business tonight? No, I think it's these guys just
going to push you in a fucking envelope.
I will, I will. I will tell you this Moxley

(01:11:56):
could be the best shape of his life at this point.
Oh 100%. He looks he looked really good
and I haven't, I haven't seen Moxley look like this in a
while. Probably because I've been
watching ATW but compared to howdoughy and goofy looking he was
just like a year ago, no he actually got himself in shape
and he looks good. He at least looks like a fucking
dude that wants to fight. I got AI got a handful of

(01:12:18):
questions here. First one this this Huber.
Yeah. What, what?
What was her involvement in wrestling?
She is was Brodie Lee's wife. That's it.
I think she was mother to -1 yeah, I think she's.
Also involved with AEW. With AEW, but that's she's OK,

(01:12:41):
that's how she. She wasn't the one that was
involved in merchandising, right?
That was one of the most. That's one of the Jackson's
wives. I mean, she could have very well
done that. I know she was a part of that.
Like, remember, they did the women's thing.
Heels. Heels, yeah.
OK, I miss heels. Caitlin Heels that's.
Not not much though, right? Like she wasn't.

(01:13:04):
You know, she really didn't do much.
It was a Brandy Rhodes kind of thing, you know, I don't know
what her. Tropicale says she was.
She was a wrestler back in the day.
I didn't. I didn't.
I did not realize that. I didn't realize that either.
Me, I did not realize, thank youTropicale, that that was that
was a question. Second question.
She talks about the like, this happened at, you know, midnight

(01:13:26):
on a pay-per-view. But like, during a live
broadcast, I definitely watched a a spiked board get stuck into
somebody's back. Yep.
Right like that. That happened during a
broadcast, a live broadcast. Not at midnight, not on a
pay-per-view, just on TV. Amanda Huber's a movie star, by

(01:13:50):
the way. Oh, I did not realize.
She was in Puck this and laundryday in 2005 and crossed in 2006.
Can't say I've ever heard of them, but.
Good for her. Is she in leg?
World no. She was in D cup allegedly.
Allegedly. No, I so because her her, her

(01:14:13):
her spat back was this is on a pay-per-view.
This is at 12:00. No kids like and it's it.
It's like she's saying like theydon't do this stupid shit during
their weekly shows. She's saying because they.
Do. No, she's not saying that.
She's saying because the tweet is Sarah stock is saying, you
know who should stop this mothers because a kids going to

(01:14:34):
kill another kid and she's saying I'm a mother and my kids
are in bed at midnight and I'm the one.
So she's but now look, there's you can go back.
The whole attitude era is full of this garbage.
Again, making making the reference to shit that we've
moved past. Right, but it's.
What I'm saying before. But it's still, you know, look,

(01:14:54):
I watch Attitude Era stuff now. I don't know how my fucking
parents sat there and watched itwith me.
Mine didn't. Puppies, puppies, puppies.
It's, it's, it's some of the shit's uncomfortable to think
that like there was like a room full of 16 year old kids and
they're like parading these women around with their tits
out. Puppies pushing like sex to all

(01:15:14):
these kids for like a wrestling show that we grew up with was
like, take your vitamins and sayyour prayers.
Now it's like puppies. Puppies, as Tony is saying.
Puppies. Right.
We've we've, but like like I said earlier, we've moved past
that. Why is that the comparison,
right, You know what I mean? Like why is that the comparison
we're we're talking about today?Why are we going?
Oh. But.
Fucking 25 years ago. But because it's always been

(01:15:36):
like that though, because there's stuff that WWE has done
that's not great, AW stuff that's not great.
I'm not saying what I. Was gonna say 100% but what what
I was saying is that they did this, they do this type of shit
on their regular programming. So her it was at midnight on a
pay-per-view. Kids can't watch.

(01:15:57):
Like that argument kind of goes right out the fucking window.
Though, because because Sarah Stock is saying this specific
incident, she's not bringing up any other incidents, right?
She's not saying AW as a whole is doing spots like this on TV.
She's saying this one particularincident where Jon Moxley is

(01:16:20):
trying to drown Darby Allen in afish tank with no fish in it.
Tony, no fish is something that's going to get kids killed.
That's what she's saying. Now, look, I don't have all
night to go through every fucking tweet between these two.
Does it get to that point? Does Sarah Stock not bring it up

(01:16:43):
because she's was working in AW six months ago as a producer?
They brought it up. She was working there with the
plastic bag incident, so. Right.
Is it tasteful stuff? No, but the argument is Sarah
Stocks argument is that stuff like this children will try and

(01:17:05):
emulate and then she's trying tosay there should be a disclaimer
like the do not try this at homestuff that the WWE always does.
Which I think they they learned the hard way too during the
added genera. Didn't the kid kill his brother
because he was playing wrestling?
But we all play fucking wrestling.
There was a whole PTC thing on it.

(01:17:26):
Foley went over it in his secondbook They where they tried to
blame one kid like killing his brother or sister like that but
kid was nuts. It's a bad fucking argument.
The kid was nuts. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, and I guess like I said, I'm just in my mind, I'm going

(01:17:48):
OK, well this is we, we can talkabout 1 isolated incident, but I
don't think like these these oneisolated incidents on a
pay-per-view. You can see shit like this on
their weekly program. You know what I mean?
Like. You could see shit, you know you
could. You see shit like this across
all wrestling programs today. Maybe not to the extreme, but
guess what? If a nine year old's trying to
fucking powerbomb another 9 yearold, that's you know, you can

(01:18:12):
fucking break somebody's neck and kill somebody.
Easy, yeah. Right, so it's like, you know,
the do not try this at home, like maybe AW should fucking put
a disclaimer up, but at the sametime, like as a parent, do they
still do that? No, right, the opens just the

(01:18:32):
them now forever legend, whatever they say.
But also like you list the tots today, like you know, Al Al was
at Disney like him and his wife were present and they were
watching their child. Other parents not so much.
Well, I don't know if this is anAW situate a problem as much as

(01:18:53):
it is like a parenting problem. Well, the sicko should not have
children. Yeah, but they do people full.
It's like fucking Idiocracy. Yeah, they go bad.
They love the Dick. They love the Dick and balls.
You don't need children to love the Dick and balls.
Well, Brando's got electrolytes I.

(01:19:16):
Don't know. It was it was a big, it was a
big to do people. And then people are getting
upset with with Sarita and they're going after her.
She was arrested in 2014. Like people are wild gives a
shit. I don't want.
To keep this. Wild scene, man.
It's a wild scene. Yeah, yeah.
I think like as a parent like, you should probably be present

(01:19:42):
with what your child is watching.
When my son watches wrestling, he watches it with me.
I'm glad Mike's son fucking hates AW anyway.
And what is your kid watching? He's watching fish.
Yeah, he's watching. Fish the kid jerks off all over
the house. No, he just watches videos of

(01:20:02):
dudes working out. It goes one of two ways.
He's either the professor or he's Gay Pat.
No, come on. Now what?
It's one or two ways, really. The professor is doing pretty

(01:20:25):
good for himself, is he really? And he's fucking diesel gay Pat
also doing really good, but you know, you think he's gay.
K Pat was doing the fucking Whatwas he doing for a while?
The fucking CrossFit. Oh, I.
Don't fucking know. I like this dirt bike.

(01:20:45):
Says if I have to watch any morerando trios matches on AE W you
can go ahead and drown me and Julio chimes in.
Sounds like your boy's watching bro.
I don't know. Did we say hi to Mikey?
Mikey Canada earlier too? Mikey Canada I think is new in
the chat the the Winnipeg folks are taking it over.

(01:21:06):
I love it. Fuck yeah, I love it.
Love from Canada. Do you want to take a break
before we get into? Do you need to take a piss?
I do have to take a piss. I was just myself when we were
talking about the fear. Do you you want to give us just
the the stats real quick on the pay-per-view?
We can put a bow on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me get the old media asset here.

(01:21:28):
Let's bring up the old picaroonies.
So after the pay-per-view HK, hewon the weekend.
Hold on, hold on. Go ahead.
It went sideways. HK won the weekend.
He went 10 and one. Tony and Brundo went nine and
two, and I went eight and three.Brundo's still two games back.

(01:21:50):
HK makes up a little ground. He's seven games back and I am a
whopping 11 games back. We have NXT Halloween Havoc this
weekend. Another one.
Jesus, Tony, we're running. We're running out though.
We got Halloween Havoc, we got. 4.
Gear Survivor Series. There's probably AWWE one in

(01:22:12):
December. Is there?
Yeah, I mean they do every month, so there has to be.
They do. They treat that Saturday night's
main event as a like, it's not apay for you, but they treat it
as like a big deal. I think, yeah, I think they
should. Wait, Saturday night's main
event? You mean the last match?
Yeah. The last AW has World's End I

(01:22:35):
believe in December also. Let's see, Main event.
I think it's Saturday night's main event, right?
To Royal Rumble Yeah, according to Wikipedia, Royal Rumble
January 31st, but we already. Picked the two straight months
without pay per views. We already picked the Royal
Rumble for this year though. No, we did.
But that might leave room for another TNA pay-per-view.

(01:22:57):
Oh great. In January So what do we have
like 4 pay per views left Yeah, do are we?
And we're not doing Wrestle Kingdom right, we decided.
We didn't do Sam some wine this past week.
Some wine. I could not find the results
for. You're damn right I am, MB.

(01:23:18):
You're damn right I am. 'Cause I think they, I think
they tape it and then they put it out as their TV, yeah.
Something like that I was. I wanted to watch N.W.A the
other day and I. Didn't go where it was.
Still, it was still on TV. Yeah.
And I think Tommy Lattimore is the champion, right?
Yeah, I've been watching Lingerie Fighting Championship.

(01:23:42):
Some some some like woman wrestler was involved.
I can't remember who the fuck itwas for the life of me, but like
a legitimate, like somebody thatwe know.
Tony, that's that's a step away from ultimate surrender.
What is ultimate? What is Ultimate Surrender?
Oh, don't play coy. Google it during the break.

(01:24:03):
I'll Google it right now. Hold on.
Oh yeah, you know what? I'll Google it during the break.
I listen. You don't want to do the show
till 9:45, so we got to get a move on it here.
It's going to be a short 1. So HK flub a dub?
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these Winnipeg Pro people down here, Winnipeg Pro is not that
far away from me. And I would love to add an
episode of me at Winnipeg Pro tothe Rogue Chronicles.

(01:29:32):
I think. I think you know, shake, shake a
tree, man. Let's see if we can make that
happen. Wow, I think.
That's the first time you could use this platform to try and get
yourself booked. I'm, I'm excited for this.
I like, I like Winnipeg Pro. I've heard nothing but good
things about. I know a handful of performers
that have worked Winnipeg Pro. If they need a piece of shit guy
like me up there, I'll be there for him.

(01:29:54):
Oh, Tyler too. I forgot to shout out Tyler.
Sorry Tyler. And the Macho Man is from the
Winnipeg area, too. He sure is.
Macho Manitobin fucking Hey man.So Tony watched Raw last week.
It was an afternoon Raw fresh out of Perth and we had the
Vision turning on Seth Rollins and the news kind of broke

(01:30:17):
Monday while we were doing the show.
Seth Rollins possibly injured and it seems to be a pretty
serious injury and it looks likewe are in the stages of having
another heavyweight champion vacate their title.
I don't know if we've decided what direction we're going in
yet. Here we go.
Pierce strip Rawls of the title.A battle royal will take place

(01:30:39):
tonight on Raw. The winner will face CM Punk in
Saturday night's main event for the world heavyweight title.
That's the November 1st, Saturday night's main event.
I like that. Let's.
Get a little battle royal actiontonight.
Love of battle royal? How about Austin theory?

(01:31:00):
Austin theory, Yeah. What a what a what about?
Bring him back, strap the strap the rocket to his ass.
Yeah, had that worked the first time.
Yeah, no. Not well.
Different rocket. No.
Rocket of melt. No.
No, he's good. He's good.

(01:31:21):
There's not it's but you're thatyou we didn't you didn't say is
Austin theory good You're looking to push him into the
main event here. There is plenty of good
wrestlers out there. There's a lot more great ones
than Austin Theory. Aging what?
There's a lot of great aging talent on the roster right now.
Like they they have to start building, they have to start

(01:31:43):
building the younger guys up because people are going to
start dropping real quick. Well, yeah, but like, man,
that'd be so like out of left field, right?
Like where has he been? He's been.
Is he doing that thing with the new day?
Is he part of that? Waller Austin Theory hasn't been
on TV in like months I believe ever since him and Waller broke

(01:32:07):
up. Well, he brought back Dragon
off. He answered Sami Zayn's Open
City Challenge or Open City OpenU.S.
Open. Jesus, I'm having a stroke.
U.S. Open City Challenge.
Write it down. He.

(01:32:28):
First of all, his name is difficult for me to say.
How do you say sort of Ilya, Ilya Ilya Dragon.
Dragon off. Yeah, HK, you want to take that
one? I can't say that stuff.
Remember we're we're moving awayfrom that.
Oh, after the break, we're goingto move away from the Dick and

(01:32:50):
balls. Double T.
That was a question. So he came back at Smackdown.
And he defeated. Sami Zayn for the US title and
then the chat blowing up. Matthew Birch hoping LA Knight
wins the battle royal, beats Punk for the title and turns

(01:33:10):
heel in the process. Tropical, the rocket HK is
talking about vibrates. Well, most rockets.
Do right, They're very shaky. If you've seen one space shuttle
go into the space, you've seen them all.
I think that pocket rocket comesfrom the clitter box.
Obafemi Dirtbag says NXT is fullyoung talent.

(01:33:32):
Matthew Burch clarifies Austin Theory has been out due to
injury. Austin Jacob, too, is getting
his grill fixed, so he's out. Yeah, yeah.
So is Jay USO nothing. CM Punk pinned him game to go to
sleep. His fucking teeth came out.
CM Punk had his tongue sticking out of his mouth and he just
grabbed him and pocketed him. It'll be interesting.

(01:33:57):
I mean, I guess the LALA night does make sense though, because
he's been doing that thing with the Punkster with Phillip.
Braun Breaker. Yeah, you don't think you're
going to strap up Braun Breaker after this?
I mean, they could do Bronson Reed out of left field, too.
He just had that big victory over Roman.

(01:34:17):
Yes, that's less out of less outof left field.
Coming off a huge victory over Roman Reigns to win a battle
Royale. Big guy.
It's hard to get a big guy out of the battle royal.
Yeah, they will just team up on him.
We know how this goes. Is there a?
Slash legend. And I'm not trying to like
shoehorn Austin Theory in here. He just he's hasn't been around.

(01:34:38):
I think he's a hell of a talent,but is there a world where
Austin Theory actually makes more sense to be with Paul
Heyman and the Bronze than Seth Rollins does?
Seth Rollins out, Yeah. That's what I mean.
Like Seth Rollins out. I mean, he's hurting.
He's according to Matthew Birch,he's injured.
So I mean, what's the timetable?Is he back next month?

(01:35:00):
Because that would he, I think he would slide right in there.
I think that's a great spot for him.
I think so too. I think it's a better spot for
him than it is Rollins. I do like that Oba Femi idea
too. Yeah, put him in.
I mean, do you think that Oba Femi, is it more impactful that
Oba Femi debut on Raw on the main roster and eliminate a

(01:35:21):
bunch of people in a battle royal where he doesn't win to go
on the face see and punk a Saturday Night's Main event?
Or is it more impactful to have him debut with a rumble and have
that big diesel diesel spot where he eliminates like 7
dudes? Does that, does that diesel spot
still have that same like that same feeling though?
Because now like we're almost like conditioned to think like
somebody's going to get that spot.

(01:35:43):
So when they give him that spot,it doesn't feel necessarily the
same as it used to. So is it more impactful maybe,
maybe. If it, if the presentation is
done right, right like OPA Femi is like a, a massive like if he
comes in, he eliminates like 7 dudes and then he's like in A

(01:36:04):
tag team with like Ray Phoenix, then no it doesn't.
Oh no, yeah, it's fucking. Wasted, but if he's you know,
we're going to get like an Obafemi goes into a feud with
Dragon off for the US title out of the Rumble, Like that's
pretty fucking cool. Like I'm OK with that.
Yeah, I'd like to see those too.A lot of options.

(01:36:25):
Here's here's one for you. Let me throw this one at you
because this has been making therounds too this week.
And I think we've all I'm, I'm, I'm pretty sure Tony's been
clamoring for this. They announced the next Jericho
Cruise and it has 0 AEW talent on it.

(01:36:45):
The speculation is that Jericho is WWE bound to go into the Hall
of Fame and have one last trip around the sun.
How do we feel about old, old Jericho coming back to the WWEI
think it's only right now. I just hope he gets in shape.

(01:37:07):
Yeah. Of course he's going to.
I mean, look, he's not a young buck.
He's pushing like 50, right? I mean, it's, it's not, I can't
be easy to get in shape at his age.
I think he is 50. He's past 50.
Yeah, I was going to say he's 54.
Whoa. He's going to be 55 next month,
in a couple of weeks, actually. Oh, happy birthday, Chris, the

(01:37:30):
Corazon de Leon. So if you think and he comes
back, does he, where does he fall in?
They have a lot of aging guys onthe roster.
He's going to be in those backstage segments with Sergeant
Slaughter and Ted Dibiase and Irwin R Shyster.
I think. I think him in the commentary
booth might be gold. Yeah, but if like he comes back

(01:37:53):
and like, Braun Breaker beats him and Austin Theory beats him,
right, leave it better than the way you left it.
Yeah. I'd love to see him and AJ
Styles go at it. AJAJ saying his farewells too,
right? He said, yeah, maybe in Japan.
Yeah, maybe a JS farewell tour gets a stop in Jericho.

(01:38:15):
Wait, I didn't mean it that way.I left it alone.
But it is, it is. It's only fitting that he goes
back to the WWE. I think he's done everything he
needs he could do in AW and at this point it's what's more than

(01:38:36):
two, so if that's how he wants to end it, go for it.
I hope CM Punk gets a hold of him and fucking murders his
face. Wow.
Yeah, that seems a bit aggressive.
Chris Jericho talking some shit with that.
Hey, guys. Hey, guys.
The learning Tree. Yeah, the Learning Tree, AKA 10.

(01:38:56):
If you know, you know. That was for four people.
Easy with the inside baseball. Geez, Derpag said he'd be a good
heel manager. He would be.
He would be. I can't picture Jericho in a
manager spot. You got to find a guy big enough
though. You mean like he'd he would have
to be with like a an Oba Femi type guy?
He'd have to be with a monster of a man.

(01:39:17):
I got an idea. Almost.
No, fuck that, bring in Wardlow.What the fuck is Wardlow doing?
He's injured again. So bring him.
In he's. Still under contract but he's
fucking injured. Oh, whatever they don't give.
Him back for 5 minutes. You know, Julio Leo, Leo got in

(01:39:38):
trouble because he fucking appeared and he wasn't supposed
to. So I heard a a Wattland.
This might be a huge stretch. I heard a wild stretch that the
WWE let him do that so they can turn around and say we won't go
after you for this if you give us Copeland for Cena's last

(01:40:01):
match. I mean, I think that's a wild
stretch. There's no, but they've worked
together before. I mean, they had Jericho on
Austin's podcast, right? A lot's happened since then.
Yeah, yeah, it's a whole different fucking world now.

(01:40:21):
Tony Khan really doesn't give a shit in the grand scheme of
things. You think he fucking cares?
I don't know, man. That look, it's a it's a
stretch, but I don't who I I think if this was a conversation
like five years ago, we'd be like, there's no fucking way.
But the way things have changed now, I don't think it would

(01:40:42):
happen, but I would be, I don't think it would happen, but I
don't think it would surprise meif it happened.
I'd be like, oh, that's really cool that they they let that
happen, right? They let Shinske go to Noah and
do that match with Muda. The working relationship with
TNA, obviously they haven't doneanything with AEW.

(01:41:03):
Wait, who were the tag team champions?
Where in WWE? Oh, the judgement day.
They haven't defended it since June.
No, they're defending it tonightAgainst Yeah, AJ, Bro, Dildo,
whoever the fucking other guy is.
Dragon Lee. Yeah, there you go.
Well, we have new tag team champions.
Oh no shit. Go on.

(01:41:27):
AJ Styles and Dragon Lee. So what if what if to get Edge
to come back for a match? What if they send over Dragon
Lee and AJ to go face Bro Dildo in a fucking like just a
champion versus champion match, No titles?
I'd be down for that. I think that'd be an awesome

(01:41:48):
match. Bro Dildo issues an open
challenge. Like they don't even matter
about the titles. We just want to fight the best
and next thing you know, they. Don't want none.
They don't want none. Could you imagine them losing
their minds? The fucking sickos with the
fucking P1 on the globe it'd be and it'd be a JS down for that

(01:42:10):
shit. You know Dragon League could be
buddies. Fucking dildo.
Whatever the fuck his real name is.
Bandino. Band dildo.
It it it it would look man 20252026 I mean band dildo.

(01:42:32):
It's when you get a cut on your privates.
Oh, you think Johnson and Johnson makes those HK?
I think they do. Man dildo more.
Tears. I feel like man.
Dildo would be like what happenswhen you try and get it through
the airport security in your suitcase.

(01:42:54):
No, it's a dildo band. Are you bringing 1?
No, I don't own a dildo. Not yet.
We can get you 1. The Amazon websites were down,
but he could still order them tomorrow.
Yeah. Were the Amazon websites really
down? I don't know.
Everything was down. Amazon fucking their web service
took a shit this morning. Yeah, FanDuel was down too.

(01:43:15):
I want to place a bet before theMonday night game.
The 1st. I'm going to place a bet that
fucking Double T tries to get ona plane with some marital aids.
I'm not going to get on. I don't own any marital aids.
You got to buy them. I'm not buying a dildo to go to
fucking Minnesota. You don't think a Minnesota
airplane's got a gift shop that sells dildo?
No, I don't actually. You bet we do.

(01:43:37):
They're duty free DOODY. That's not the way you like
them. I like to give my dildo's a good
washing. You don't own a dildo.
I put them in the fucking porta John to clean them off.
Nobody on this screen owns the dildo.

(01:43:57):
I'm going to say that right now.I I think that's wrong.
Not a clean one anyway. H KS got a fucking sword dildo.
Bingo. Sword dildo.
Yeah. Sword dildo.
Has never been used, not yet when you arrive 105.
Fact, my buddy that made it to me, he goes.
I. Don't know if you will or not,

(01:44:18):
but just to be safe, don't fucking use this.
It's a giant metal rod in the middle of.
It. Who doesn't love giant rods?
Am I wrong? Johnny Rods?
Johnny Rods? He's unpredictable, Yes.
So was the giant. Rods.
So was the sword dildo not sworddildo.

(01:44:40):
That's that dildo's got a bad attitude.
No, that's that's double T afterFriday.
No, I'm not doing any gay stuff.Guys, stop.
It's it's bro stuff. It's not gay.
It's gay. What do you think the B stands
for in LGBT? Bro.

(01:45:01):
Fucking duh. Oh, it stands for bisexual,
doesn't it? Not the L stands for Larry.
No it doesn't. G is Gary Larry Gary bro stuff
today. Plus. 4 minus depending on how

(01:45:23):
sore you are. What a singer, Brendo.
Brendo. What the fucking kill shot.
Jeez. Dick and balls, people.
Dick and balls. Thank you.
Thank you so much. Fucking Matthew Birch.
There's nothing wrong with the little bro stuff.

(01:45:43):
Sounds like somebody's never done bro stuff.
Oh, do we? Do we say hi to Zachary Weens?
Hey, Zach. Tony.
Khan don't get rich. Dude, as long as he plays his
figures. Hi, Zach.
Welcome aboard. That kind of guy, Zach.
Man fucking SJ and Dustin crushed it yesterday.
Holy yeah dude, a lot of rumbling in the Bert.

(01:46:06):
The Bert Night night. Fuck yeah, dude.
I love Canada. I'll tell you how much I love
Canada. No.
How much do you love Canada? I love Canada so much.
I'll tell you what I made made aHelloFresh the other night and
they had me put Maple syrup on the carrots and cook them and
glaze them. The life done that.
HK you ever glazed a carrot? I've glazed a carrot too with

(01:46:31):
your Dick and balls. I get double TS done.
No, I'm having a great time. Actually.
I had a rough week last week, guys luck.
I was looking at the numbers. I was pretty down on the
podcast. You know what happens?

(01:46:52):
It happens every once in a while, and I'm not the type of
person to just sit there and keep my fucking big mouth shut.
So go in the chat and get all fucking emo.
Oh, look at that. It was a it was fanfest.
The red and black haired girl got me to subscribe to the
Mercedes Monet line. We won't.
We won't what? Go ahead.

(01:47:13):
Her name is SJ. Wait, SJ is the red and black
haired girl? Yeah, her hair.
She's got it. Like it parted and then red and
black. No, I knew this.
I was just wondering, like, like, I guess Zachary didn't put
together. That's SJ.

(01:47:33):
That's what threw me off. OK, yeah.
So I just had a rough week last week.
Right. A Dick bro, get off my Dick.
I seem to remember about two hours ago.
Going fucking Tony, I'm doing fucking shit for the show.
Is that how I sound a little bit?
You want me? To Tony, don't do nothing.

(01:47:54):
That's only when he's doing doing my impersonation.
Impersonation. Don't you write that down?
Appreciation with your eyes closed, HK.

(01:48:20):
I look forward to the Slurp truck.
You, you kind of look like fucking Monterey Jack when you
do that. I got a haircut.
Today you went back to your samebuddies over there in partially.
Oh my God, it was dude it. Was the best.
Walked in. What's up?

(01:48:41):
Give you a little Larry Gary while you were getting your hair
done. No, man.
What's up? Nothing.
How are you? Good.
How are you Good. Nice to see you.
Likewise. Sat in the chair.
Didn't say another fucking word to him Didn't have to tell him
how to cut my hair. Cut it paid them done.
That's the way I like 7 bucks $20.20.
Yeah, he jacked up his race is. That with one tip.

(01:49:04):
Man no no $28.00 he gave me an $8 tip.
He does a good job. HKHKH What?
HK earned $8 and he just fuckinglost it.
What's wrong with that? $8.

(01:49:25):
What's wrong with an $8 tip on $20?
Yeah, I forgot HK is the fuckingbig spender when it comes to
haircuts. Fucking big spender.
He goes to fucking Larry's fucking Empanada Shack and he
spends 6. Dollars.
No, no I do not. I see.
What's wrong with $8? What do you tell by Barber Tim?
And he does my beard and I give him more than $8 for just

(01:49:48):
trimming my beard. All right, I don't let him touch
my beard. How much does he charge you to
touch your beard? He.
Doesn't he trims it? All right, how much does he
charge you? Jerk off.
I don't know, it's like 16 bucks, something like that.
Just for your beard. No, it's like 15.
All right, so we give him 25. What do you want, a fucking

(01:50:08):
award? Come on.
Wait, does your guy just trim your beard?
He doesn't. No, he's fucking bald as shit.
Look at his dumb almond head. Oh you can't because he wears a
hat in house and it completely defeats the purpose of the hat.
If you listen to TOTS, you wear socks in your house.
It completely defeats the purpose of being.

(01:50:30):
You don't have animals. You don't have animals.
I do too. Some would beg the difference.
You jerk off this asshole down here trying to stick up for you.
You don't call him an asshole. I call him an asshole.
He hates indigenous people. What?
I just don't want them stealing a day from my goombas, that's

(01:50:50):
all. In a day you got a whole month,
You get Italian Heritage Month, you get the Italian Festival.
We don't have an Italian festival.
Oh Italian festivals are great dude.
When is the chicken? Parm, sausage, Peppers, fucking
zeppole. 'S you can't line them up
because I'm celebrating Genghis Day.
Yeah, in May, though that's probably like right around

(01:51:11):
Memorial Day, too. May 31st.
Yeah. All right, so what's your are we
done with this? Yeah, we're done with the
fucking tips. Who cares?
I don't know. He's over here fucking chuckling
like he's fucking big Swick Dick.
Big Dick swing. What am I?
What am I? Big Twick Dick?
I tip more than you. Why is it going to be a fucking

(01:51:31):
contest, bro? I don't know.
What do you? There's no contest like.
Me when I'm, when I'm, when I'm generous, generous.
I'm not personally attacking you, but you're there laughing
like you're fucking better than me because you tip fucking Tim
the Enchanter more than what enchanter beard instead of your
fucking dumb almond head? I have a great time with Tim.
OK. And maybe that's why you give

(01:51:52):
him more. And maybe it is all.
Right. I don't.
My guy's great. He gets fucking 8 bucks.
So you almost kissed me. I don't know what to tell you.
He was happy with the money I gave him.
You were there judging me. I I did.
I did no such thing. You fucking did the weird thing
where you leaned back and you. There are my gun.

(01:52:18):
Holy shit. Can you stop sucking the your
that that thing into the microphone on every show you do
please? Holy shit.
Back here if you need me. Every show tots year of Duke's
talking, then you're here. Well, actually, that was Duke.
Yeah, Hold. On that one.

(01:52:41):
All right, just having fun here,guys.
We're just having fun. Speaking of fun, until we get
the text after the show ends, they laugh because it's true.
I did it to myself. Yeah, you did.
Well, I felt bad because I went hard at Vince, that one.
Night well and I offered to do it for you, but you don't do bro

(01:53:02):
stuff. I don't do bro stuff.
Speaking of fun though, Tony assigned us.
Oh my God, I forgot we had homework.
Very fun homework. Well, like like I set it up last
week. I was just tooling around on the
on the cock and I came across the Saturday night's main event

(01:53:23):
folder. The drops just make themselves
and very first Saturday's main event.
I said let's go back to the beginning and the very first
match was a six man US Express and Ricky Steamboat babyface
personified up against your brand new at the time tag team
champion Sheik and Volkov and teaming up with George the

(01:53:44):
animal Steele dude. I love this match.
When I watched it, it was so much fun.
All the all the cliche stuff with like the good guys tagging
in and out, hitting all the big moves, beating up on the chic
for a while, then beating up on Volkov for a while, then getting
in a couple shots on the animal.I love this match.
I thought this would be fun to bring to the table and from what

(01:54:06):
double T said, I got at least one fan out of this one.
What do you guys think? Not all at once.
I'll go first. I I absolutely loved it too.
It seemed like an extended squash too.
It felt like the heels got nothing in this one, but really
did. I loved it.
I loved it like anytime you get Freddie Blassie on the TV's is a

(01:54:29):
win for me. It it was just awesome.
The only thing I I felt like wasmissing was the Nikolai Volkoff
offense when he would scream. I fucking love that every time
he would do that. But other than that, absolutely
love it. Total win.
Yeah, look, I thought, you know,weird, weird.

(01:54:51):
Maybe a weird take here, but I thought Steamboat and Wyndham
would have been a way better tagteam than Wyndham and Rotunda.
They look, they they work great as a team.
Yeah, there were a couple spots where they double teamed
together. There was a double drop kick
spot that they had and both of them were working the crowd.
You know, Wyndham gets in and hestarts off with the headlock on

(01:55:13):
the Sheik and he's throwing his right arm up trying to get the
crowd into it. Then when Steamboat's on the
top, he kind of fucking does thething with his hands and when he
jumps off, he starts pumping hisfirst and the crowd's getting
into it. Yeah, it was good stuff, man.
What do you think the conversation was with George the
Animal Steele? When they were like, we're going
to hip toss you. And he was like, maybe not.

(01:55:34):
Give me an extra bump. I'll tell you what though, Chic
was fucking bumping his nuts offin this match though.
My God, he was taking a lot of bumps and his only offensive
move he caught. Who was he?
He caught rotundo in the in the Oh God, not the.

(01:55:55):
Abdominal stretch. Abdominal stretch and then boom
hit toss literally within like 5or 6 seconds.
Got right out of it. It was like he was on a New
Jersey highway. He was taking so many bumps.
Fuck yeah dude, he was all over the place bumping.
Well it was, it was good shit and he bumped into the first
break. Like they didn't even tag out
until they came back from commercial.

(01:56:15):
Good shit, loved it. Yeah, I like the HK.
Couple of thoughts that I had during this match.
The first one, Wyndham, like, watching him in this match, I
was like, God damn, he should have been bigger.
Yeah. And then you go, OK, well, look
at the era that he was in and the guys that were on top, and
you kind of understand why he never completely broke through.
But what a fucking talent. Like just what a fucking talent.

(01:56:38):
It'll break flat because his family is fucking assholes.
Well this is true. That's victory that the Widom
that I I wholeheartedly think that they we were going to get a
Widowmaker Hulk Hogan feud, if not for what his fucking father
did and his brother. Whoops, oops, I'm.

(01:57:01):
Sorry, it's Cat, I didn't mean to cut you off.
No, no, it's totally fine. I just like that was watching
this match. That was one of the first
thoughts that I had was like Goddamn, he should he should have
been more the second thought I had.
I just don't know why they like you put Rotunda in the in the
suit and call him IRS like Tony.I I wasn't you know, I I wasn't

(01:57:25):
around for this. This when it when it was
happening live when he trots outthere were there people going
well, what the fuck? That's not his name's not Irwin,
You know what I mean? Like, was that a, was that a
thing at that time? Oh yeah, everybody knew it was
Mike Rotundo for sure. But then then again, this is
also post US Express, but this is a long time before that.
And then it was also, you know, Varsity Club, like who's been

(01:57:47):
around, you know. Yeah, it just kind of threw me
for a loop just trying to like figure that whole thing out.
Well, don't forget too, in that part of the 90s, like we got
Saba Simba, like everybody was just grabbing like new gimmicks.
Tito Santana became the matador,you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I mean, one man gang became maquim.
They were kind of just giving everybody like different shit to
do. Shaking it up, I got you the

(01:58:09):
ring. The ring itself, Was that a
little bit smaller than the usual ring?
Kind of seemed that way, right? Right.
When when every time Volkov got fucking rolled up he was outside
the fucking ring. God, that drove me nuts.
But you know what? It bugged me.
But then I, I think the, becausethe last couple of months I've

(01:58:29):
been watching like late 70s, early 80s, like All Star
Wrestling, Championship Wrestling and that shit within a
match that happened a lot more than you think.
Like not necessarily like the sunset flips into the corner,
which that one, what do you fucking want?
Right into the buckles. I was laughing and the referee's
like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
But that should happen a lot because a lot of the guys, like,

(01:58:50):
it made it feel more like a realcontest.
Like, not necessarily like, hey,I'm not aware of where I am in
the ring just because I'm tryingto get this guy for a pin.
It just so happened it whoops I was a little too close to the
ropes this time. So you think that it was it was
a situation where that maybe not, maybe not planned, but that
wouldn't they wouldn't shy away from.

(01:59:10):
Yeah. And on top of that, like you
notice at one point before that exchange happened, like it was
Volkov still in the ring, but the referee kind of came over
and talked to everybody. And then he went over to George
Steele and actually talked to him.
I guess it was kind of like theyuse that as an excuse for
Nikolai to reach over to tag George Steele and to wrap it up.

(01:59:30):
If you go back and watch it, youcould see there's there's
subtleties where he goes over toeverybody to let him know, like,
hey, we got to wrap this thing up, you know?
But yeah, it was probably flubs,but it did work out in their
favor. And it wasn't something that
wasn't unseen in that era of wrestling, you know?
Right. All right, yeah, and that was
those were those were kind of I enjoyed the watch.
I loved seeing baby Fink. That little Fink out there was

(01:59:54):
fucking awesome. Like just to see him like a
youthful, healthy Fink, like thelike you want to think of him
that way. That was that was fantastic.
But no, I I thoroughly enjoyed the match thoroughly.
I made me. I didn't think going into this,
watching the Six man, I would leave it wanting to see more
Wyndham. But I left it wanting to see

(02:00:15):
more Wyndham, you know what I mean, So that that that I
appreciate. It, and I don't know if you
noticed in the pre match interview with the four of them
who spoke, it was Wyndham and Captain Lew.
They didn't go to Steamboat, they didn't go to Rotunda.
But Wyndham was a he was a Houseof fire cutting that promo.
And we got Nikolai Volkov singing the Russian national

(02:00:37):
anthem on top of everything. Fantastic.
What a voice. Yeah, we got the cool looking
old belts that look like the N.W.A belt.
You know, it was a lot cool in this.
And did you guys stick around until after the match when
Sheikh and Volkov started beating up on George Steele?
Yeah. Oh yeah, and then there's that
awkward moment in the aisle where they're interviewing
Blasey and the tag champs, and all of a sudden George Steele's

(02:00:59):
walking by and just fucking Pearl Harbors them talking.
Captain Lou fucking pushes fucking Blasey.
Oh, he was talking shit. He's like Blasey, you get
involved, he's like, I'm going to split you open.
What happened out there? That guy's nuttier than a
fruitcake. What what what I think.
I think maybe some people who grew up in this time period
don't realize was that like FredBlasey was an accomplished

(02:01:21):
wrestler, Lou Albano was an accomplished wrestler.
Like these guys are former in ring talents.
So like when they when they talkabout like, we're going to beat
each other up, like they could handle their own.
I want to say years later, I don't know if it was Fred Blasi,
but didn't Lou Albano have a cage match in the garden against
another manager at some point? It wouldn't have been Blasi

(02:01:43):
because he's he's like, it wasn't repaired at that.
Point Yeah, it wasn't Blasi. I don't think it was Jimmy Hart.
Maybe it was Heenan. Fuji.
I don't know if Fuji was going at that point.
Want to look up his? Heenan Heenan had Heenan had
issues too. I can't imagine be heating.
Yeah, but he had also wrestled, like, often enough, like he had

(02:02:03):
matches against the Warrior and house shows, you know, he
stepped in at Survivor Series, you know how far?
Because in 86, he did a lot of stuff where Captain Lew teamed
with the Bulldogs and wrestled Johnny V and the Dream Team.
Oh, no, no, no, no. This this was 1985.
It was Fred Blasi. Oh, really?

(02:02:24):
OK. Yeah, it was Fred Blasi.
Wow, it says I, I this, this post on Reddit, They, they
called it the fossil jostle thisguy posts.
I'm going through every winner of the Worst match of the year
award, which it won for 1985 in the Observer Awards and my OCD

(02:02:48):
ass is bothered. This guy was actually looking
for the match to try to watch itand was pissed off that it
wasn't anywhere that he could find it.
I would love to watch that. I would like.
It's one of those car crash things, man.
You got to see it. Yeah.
So apparently they did a match in August of 85 at Nassau
Coliseum that ended in a DQ, which led to the steel cage

(02:03:08):
match the next month at the Nassau Coliseum.
Oh my. God.
See if they said they said Lou Albano used to get so fucked up
before his tag team matches because he was part of the
Sicilians like they were. He was a former tag champ and
they said he'd be so fucked up he'd be on the apron like
staring people down and just start slicing his face open with

(02:03:29):
his blade. They said he was so fucked up
when he came back on Raw with the head shrinkers.
The last time Jerry last, he said in this book, like they
they they would be doing like tag matches like Lou and the
other guy. The other guy would come to the.
Tony Breezy. Wasn't it?
Yeah or yeah, he would go to tagLou and Lou wouldn't be there.

(02:03:51):
He'd be fucking arguing in the crowd with somebody.
Oh yeah, watch, watch the old shows from the 70s and 80s.
Lou just fucked with everybody. He'd get involved right in front
of the referees and everything. Just didn't care.
Although I'll give him credit, no matter who he was managing,
he dressed to fit that that person.
So when he was when he was managing the the Samoans, he'd

(02:04:12):
come out with the Hawaiian shirton with flip flops like he
always dressed to no matter who he was representing at the time,
which I always thought was a cool touch that.
Probably worried Jimmy got it. Yeah, yeah.
Hi folks around the horn. Sorry, I'm looking up to see if
I have any of the any of the Captain Lou gimmicks.

(02:04:37):
I got a Bulldogs Captain Lou against Valentine, Beefcake,
Johnny V match. Looks like I got handsome,
handsome Jimmy, Gentleman Jerry,luscious Johnny and Captain Lou
against Tito Santana, Dominic Denucci, Ivan Putski, Andre the
Giant. Yeah, it's early 80s.
Definitely 7979. OK, All right.

(02:05:00):
That's a very young Tito Santanaat that point, too.
What is this? That's that's super young
babyface Tito in 79 All Star Wrestling.
What is this? Sorry, that was a little.
Oh, no, that match you mentioned, Captain Lew teamed up
with the Bulldogs. Yeah, they lost that match,
Right. Oh, I don't know what the

(02:05:22):
results of the match were because Captain Lew had two
quote UN quote retirement matches, and I think that was
one of them that aired like on the on the TV shows.
I forget if it was Challenge or Superstars.
I could be wrong, but I think I'm remembering that right.
Yeah, there's a good a good chunk of Captain Lew stuff in
here. I'll have to go through, see if

(02:05:44):
I can find that match. Feeling blassy?
Blassy. And I like the, I like the the
the way George Steele turned turn face, you know, he was
fucking in the ring. He went to tag Cole off and and
Chic jumped off and just fuckingwalked out on him.
And he gets rolled up and then he fucking loses his mind.
He does the fucking turnbuckle gimmick and Captain Lewis to

(02:06:06):
calm him down. They kind of give you a little
back story. Captain Lew used to manage at
the very beginning as a throwaway.
Vince just throws it out there. Yeah, it was well done, Well
done. So thumbs up all around.
I give it a thumbs up, man. Fuck yeah.
We got a streak, baby, and I am not going.

(02:06:28):
So I had I had a match. Oh no, I had a match.
For you. But then I watched it and I I
couldn't do it because it was not good.
It was not good. It was bad.
It was bad. So I had to pivot.
I had to pivot. I was trying not to do another
WCW match because I feel like I've been doing a lot of WWCW

(02:06:52):
match. So I went to the AWA and that's
where I thought I'd found something, but then I had to
scratch it because it was atrocious.
Can I ask, can I ask you what you scratched?
You very much can. It was Awa Super Clash 3 was the
Rock'n'roll Express against the stud stable.
Yeah. And I thought it was.
And it was Jimmy Golden, It was fucking Colonel Robert Parker.

(02:07:14):
I thought this was going to be perfect for you HK.
Was that one at that one wasn't at the Dome that was that was at
the Met. I don't know where it was.
OK, I don't. Know where it was.
The referee was Mike Enos, like he wasn't a wrestler yet.
But the match is complete and utter dog shit.
Complete another. It's like 16 minutes.

(02:07:37):
It's fucking bad. It ends in a date, it ends in a
DQ. It's very disappointed with it,
just not good. There's there's no redeeming
quality of it. I think this is towards the end
of the AWA too because like the place was a lot of empty seats.
Super Clash 3 was Lawler and andVon Erich wasn't.

(02:07:57):
It Yeah. So that was at the Dome.
OK. Was that the Metro Dome it?
Was not good. It was not.
Good. So I pivoted and I take you back
to March 27th, 1993, Ricky Steamboat and Shane Douglas
against the Hollywood Blondes. It's available on YouTube.

(02:08:22):
I will put the video link in theshow description and I will send
it to you guys. It's about 19 minutes and it's A
tag title match. Steamboat and Douglas against
the Blondes from WCW Worldwide. I love that.
I love that. Sorry, I'm just trying to think

(02:08:43):
was that super question maybe that was in Chicago?
Let me see it's. Driving me nuts now.
It was in Chicago at the UIC Pavilion.
OK. Attendance, 1672.
Wolf. Buy Rate on Pay-per-view 45,000.

(02:09:04):
That's not too bad. And Lawler Von Erich was not the
main event. No Rock'n'roll Express Stud
stable went on last in a double DQ for your main event match. 7
fucking minutes. It was awful.
Awful. I hated it.
You should have picked Sergeant Slaughter and Colonel De Beers

(02:09:24):
with Diamond Dallas Page in a boot camp match.
It's on the net, though. This whole thing's on the
network, dude. You should have gave us the
Street fight lingerie Battle royal with the stars of POW.
What the Syrian terrorist Bambi,Peggy Lee Leather, Lori Lynn,
Brandy May, Malibu, Nina, who weall know Pocahontas was in this

(02:09:44):
thing and Luna Vachon. Could you rob us of this more?
Because I was not looking at thethe card.
I was looking for a particular match street fight, lingerie
battle royal. I would not have picked that.
You know, I wouldn't have pickedthat.
I'll pick it good. For you, Mitch Gray.

(02:10:10):
Oh, boy. So that's homework for next
week. What do we got?
Apron bump next week. New cab.
Any of you any of you guys got aHalloween costume for next week?
Nope. Just want to say hi to Colton,
another new listener in the chat.
Oh, what's up, Colton? Yeah, he's got.
What's he got there that looks like Strikeforce or is that?
Yeah. Strikeforce.

(02:10:30):
Strikeforce. Yeah, Strikeforce.
I got my. I was telling these guys before
you showed up. Tony got my Halloween costume
arrived today. Oh, we doing Halloween costumes
next week. I am.
I ordered a costume. Don't know if it fits.
I'm not not going to Cam up until the show starts.

(02:10:52):
It's going to. If anything, you want to tune
into the show next week. It's going to be Goofy.
It's going to be Shawn Michaels all over again.
It's not Shawn Michaels, I can promise you that.
Look at that, Colton likes the golden era.
We love the golden era too, Colton.
I'm waiting. I'll tell you one thing about

(02:11:13):
the golden era. Nobody's getting drowned in no
fucking 5 gallon fish tank. I was waiting for a pee pee
joke. You want me to talk about
dicking balls? They should have fucking tea
bagged the fucking water before they stuck his face.
Mox. I'm going to put my balls in the
tank. My God all four of those fucking

(02:11:35):
nut riders all putting their balls in at the same time, one
on each side of the tank. Maybe, maybe Darby was trying to
train for your record next year,Tony.
What balls in the tank? No sticking his face in the
water. Hey man, few can.
Few can match up to my greatness.
Agreed. What if it was nuts in the
water? How long you think you'd last?

(02:11:56):
Oh I'd 6 minutes definitely. Yeah, I was thinking pretty good
too. Yeah.
You guys nuts anymore? Anyway, I'm fucking old.
Hey, before we sign off, you want to know who's in this
battle Royale tonight? Yeah.
Braun Breaker, Bronson Reed, AJ Styles, Dragon, Lee Sheamus of
Grande Americano, Otis Tazawa, McDonough, Hergel, Dom, Kofi

(02:12:21):
Waller, Ivar, Miro, Penta, The Usos and LA Knight.
It's not a bad list. I mean, Tazawa and Otis are
going to be the fucking fodder. But other than that, that's not
a bad list. I mean, it's No 92 Rumble when
anybody could have walked out asthe WWF Champion.

(02:12:42):
But still, it's got to be somebody from the Vision.
It's got to be Brown Breaker. No, I mean, would they run LA
Knight and and and CM Punk? Maybe.
I'm going back to the chat here,Dirt Peg says they were just
trying to show the sickos how towash their faces.

(02:13:04):
I love it. Dirt Peg gets it well done, well
done and well. Yeah.
Queue, queue it up. Thank you to all the new
subscribers and viewers and hopefully you guys TuneIn.
Hopefully you guys TuneIn every week and you become part of the

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Shining Wizards community. I think I just hurt my hand and
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(02:14:08):
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Get those Hall of Fame ballads back to us, people.
Go. So you ever shoot your pants?

(02:15:01):
Dick twisters Dick. You son of a bitch.
Oh shit. God, you better than bobbing my
underwear. So does he have a small Dick?
Boy, I got to use the bathroom. How much of amazing she made

(02:15:25):
that work? What's wrong with you?
I'm coming the. Big D.
Dick, Dick, don't tell me why to.
Live my life. Balls, balls, balls, balls, Dick

(02:15:50):
balls. I'm going to come on you like
nobody's ever come on you before.
Jump status, Tony. What the fuck are we doing?
When you're going to bust a nut.Tell me somebody passed away.
Go homeboy. Welcome to the hood, brother.

(02:16:14):
She can bring my balls together under her chin.
A main priority is masturbation,dudes.
Somebody's sucking my Dick. I was tasting the pudding.
I'm coming hard. What?

(02:16:37):
Did I get here? What a package.
Why? They laughed.
And they're playing my old one dog look at.
The size. Of their.
Laughs, You will suck my meat. Oh.
Yeah, I will double this. You with both this and you will
scream to the heavens. Nice.

(02:16:58):
Real nice.

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