Episode 765: The Original Trunk or Treat

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And Now it's time for the Shining Wizards.

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None. All right, welcome to episode
765 of the Shining Wizards Podcast, where Halloween comes a
little early. I heard they got pills for that.
We'll be disgusting fun little treats like that with our friend
Kyle from the Apron Bump podcaston hand.
Job Corner. Halloween Havoc happened last
night and played havoc on my ears, but we'll have an update

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on pics as the year continues towind down.
We got Saturday night Main eventcoming up AW to talk about and
so much more. So let's just get into it with
some wrestling Hulk. And talk about Westland.
Rondo. Tony.
Add some Gavin. Yeah, I fucked that all up.

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Oh no, this fucking dildo. That's his heart stopping.
That's his audio stopping. Wow.

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Wow, it's the Demon of the Porter potties above us.
Above you, above muscles. Man.
What's up with that? Yeah, flex off with Giant

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Gonzalez there. You like my underwear?
All right, I think we should change his name.
Thank you, Kyle. Kyle be joining us in about 2.3

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minutes. No.
Excuse me, we got a request. Brundin, what does your costume
say? It's a breathalyzer, so just to
let you guys know. Blow right there.
Who's BAC with 69.69 Brundo? Oh, that's what you blow 69.69.

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That's the guy who doesn't. Yeah, the guy who doesn't drink.
Should be the breathalyzer. It's good.
I like that. Can you hear me?
OK, We can hear you. Yeah.
Happy Halloween. Yes.
My face is itching. I don't think I'm going to be
Mr. Clove much longer. That's not all this things.

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This thing kind of stinks. Which?
Oh, so the underwear from your collection make?
Me think maybe somebody else wore this before they sent.
I can't find my breath. Can't be that bad, can it?
It could be. Yeah, especially with that thing
covering your face. It's probably going right up
your old nostrils. Couldn't find the arm before I

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was nervous. You couldn't find the arm.
Yeah, this arm, this arm sleeve thing.
Oh, OK, OK. I'm with you.
I'm with you. I thought I lost it.
How you guys doing, Itchy? This fucking thing sucks.
I wore the easiest fucking thingto wear.

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My head is itching. I can't see shit, I can't hear
shit. My mouth looks like it's like
fucking 3 miles wide. What the You knew we were
dressing up for Halloween and you waited till the last minute.
So that's what you did. Itchy face, ton of wrestling
masks. I but it's annoying because I'm
getting old. I can't hear, I can't see.

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I'm not as surprised as I used to be.
This is just fucking annoying. I feel like Thomas.
Get out of the get out of the fuck.
Get off my lawn for God's sake. I'm going to start yelling at
the sky in 5 minutes. Tony, you're supposed to be
somebody else on Halloween, not yourself.
Good one, Brando, it was very good.

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I can't even hate on it. How long you think I'm going to
can wear this thing? Oh, you'll be in that all night.
You think so? Yeah.
It looks much more comfortable than the Sean Michaels outfit
was, yeah. I can't see shit.
There's like pantyhose over the eyes on this thing too.

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Shawn Michaels thing was just the glasses in the the hat,
right? Was there a wig?
The gloves? Yeah, but that.
But that hat annoyed the shit out of you.
It was the gloves. The gloves were made my hands
red because I sweat. Yeah, that's why.
Yeah, it's a nice Brendo. How you guys doing?

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Great. Yeah, fantastical.
All right, all right. Good.
Fuck this. Fucking good.
I can't even get this fucking thing off.
God damn it. My nose.
What the fuck? Oh, it looks like hell.

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Looks like our God is here. Let's can we do the gimmick for
HAC? We'll bring them.
In. Yeah, hand job.
Kyle's here. Oh, Tony Shovani.
Wizards or however he sounds. How's it going?
The lights all in my glasses andshit, you can't even see me.
Look at this one. That's why he sucks as an

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announcer. Can't see anything.
How are we doing, folks? All the fans, all the all the
listeners. Are having a great time.
Happy Halloween, Tony Shovani. Oh, I'm how are you guys?
I don't know how he does it. Oh, look into the telecast.

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Fucking eat my ass, Tony. I got muscular man boobs though,
that's kind of cool. Look into the telecast.
Eat my. Ass that one down.
Oh, that's a costume there. Double T Yeah, you didn't.
You should have gone and gotten the paint and done it all up.
I don't know. It's time for that.
I think you did. This is like 30 bucks on Amazon.
This is easy. Came with the underwear and

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everything. Yeah.
So many purposes for it too. I mean, like, they're like, like
like. Can I get a?
Can I get a? Can I get a stomp?
Can you throw a coup d'etat? Here we go.
There we go. We go tear an ACL.

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Oh, he does. He's so fucking scared.
What is he standing on Couch. He's in the trop zone.
Oh, if that mellow's at the top.Oh, he had all that sting.
Like 30% of me was expecting himto go straight to the floor.
I did not want to. I didn't want to scare mommy
like that. Kyle, what's up?

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You excited for Halloween, buddy?
Oh, it's it's a barrel of fun every year, let me tell ya.
Love me, Yeah. Do you and you and the Lois?
Do you get trick or treaters? Oh yeah, she's a tricker eater,
if you know what I'm saying. I don't.
Is that like shoot your butt hole or something?
She eats my ass. Double T rim job.

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Toss my salad. Kyle.
Oh man. Make sure Chris is at home.
Kyle, Peter. Hey, Lois, want to eat my ass?
Oh. Peter, I I I get Lois and

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Cleveland mixed up. It's always like a mix between
those two, you know? Oh.
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no all.
Right, you guys are. Just how are you?
Are you going to be? Will you be partaking in the
Halloween festivities, Kyle? Oh, well, you usually go to my

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wife's niece and we trick or treat with her, you know, walk
around. It's usually some sort of
tandem, but whatever she wants to be, we kind of like she wants
to be Pikachu. So I'm going to be where are the
people with the whites? It's like the the two of them.
Team Rocket. Team Rocket, yes, I was going to
say Dick Burdock and whatever I was.

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Going to say blundle fly but yeah.
All. Right, Team Rocket.
Team Rocket. Red Well, you guys don't do like
the the cute outfits where like she's the she's the outlet and
you're the plug or like the saltand pepper shakers, anything

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like that. Yeah, we're like a a horse, like
I'm the ass and she's the head. Oh, nice, that's kind of the way
it goes, right? Egg.
Typically, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've been.
We've been corn on the cob. We've been suitcases.
It's it's always a lovely time. Halloween's OK.
I love it. It's a Friday this year, right,

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folks? Huh.
We all we all getting liddy as atitty on Halloween?
No, Nah. Fair enough.
No. Favorite Halloween candy?
Go. Reese's Peanut Buttercup No.
Twix. Candy corn 'cause we only get

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candy corn one time of year. I'd.
Say you're wax. You can get the Thanksgiving
candy corn, but it's meant for Halloween.
I mean, you can get pumpkin candy corn too.
Like, you know, like. I bet you like the little Krabby
Patty. Shitty little rubber things.
Too. No, fuck that.
That shit's so gross. Although some nickel.

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If Nickelodeon was smart, they would actually put out like a
frozen Krabby Patty. Or do like one of those ghost
kitchen deals where you can order from the Krusty Krab.
That would be cool as shit. You want to go for a Krusty
Krab? If they sold one somewhere I
would. I would get AI would get a
Krabby Patty I. Think I met a girl named Krusty
Krab in Minnesota. Jesus.

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This looks like the worst like GIMP orgy that I just walked
into. It's like an Insane Clown Posse
like but we also do glory holes kind of thing.
Handsome Kevin didn't say what his favorite Halloween candy
was. Probably broccoli.

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Broccoli. Have a candy When I would when I
would have a candy bar, I was a big, big fan of the Mr. Good
bar. Oh, good one.
Yeah, Mr. Good favorite candy isMr. Goodbar.
You know what? You spend a week with him.
You're not surprised by anythinghe says at this point.
Good. Point good.

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Point I like an Almond Joy. Sure.
Well. That's J or an AJ.
Yeah, well, like a Kit Kat. Kit Kats are good.
Crunch. Bar.
But usually on Halloween, it's like bar candy.
It's candy that's like out of the ordinary, like stuff that
you normally wouldn't buy. Right.
Like, I wouldn't go to the store.
Yeah. Like I wouldn't go to the store

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and buy an Almond Joy. But it's a nice little treat to
get in your in your Halloween pumpkin or your sack, whatever
you're using. Sack.
Yeah. Halloween.
Sack. Yeah, like your pillow.
Yeah. You used to get your old
pillowcase. Go to house, trick or treat.
Don't get a rock. You know they don't do it
anymore. Everything's trunk or treat.
Everyone's got to be safe. There's no fun in it anymore.

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Yeah, no more poisoning kids. How many kids do you know that
ate a fucking razor blade or gotone?
God, it was all bullshit. OK, then.
They were controlling our narrative from a young age.
DTA motherfucker. Oh.
I like, I like what this guy's saying.
You know, we used to get Roddy Piper Psas for Halloween.

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You know, don't talk to strangers.
Make sure people can see you. Trick or treat with your
friends. Don't eat any of the candy.
How come we didn't get any? Steve Austin fucking Psas for
Halloween. There had to have been one at
least, right? God damn.
Yeah, don't eat the candy. What?
Wait till you get home and mom and dad checks your bag?

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DTA you dumb son of a bitch. That's just that box house.
Halloween. If anybody had a chance to trick
or treat a buck's house, it would have been HK.
It would have been a van that's free candy all year long.
Fuck zoom off was the original trunk or treat?

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It was not the treat or trunk you were looking for.
Yeah, a lot of. Tricks, huh?
It's always a treat for him. The original trunk or treat
good. Point.
Write that down. Jesus.
Kyle, how's things in the world of Apron Bump?
Oh. Swimmingly Swimmingly just did a

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fun episode with my boy HK up there.
Little Bad Blood 04. Oh, had a good and Duke too,
right? Oh.
Double double year of Duke and Rogue action it was.
AI got to meet Duke this weekendtoo.
What does he smell like? Everything you thought he would
smell like, I bet it's. I bet it's a tree.

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Like he smells like cedar. Or bark.
He smells like his the way his voice sounds just majestic.
Yeah, I. Got it, but I was so bummed he
didn't come out with us after dinner.
Like I wanted more time with Duke.
I had enough of handsome Kevin at this point.

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Well, maybe next time you can stay stay with him.
You think he'll have me? No, he's not afraid to leave the
house. I'd be OK with that.
Is Tony frozen or is this a Oh, there he is, I thought, I
thought you were doing the fucking Bethrika.

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No, I'm I'm doing that other chick that idolized fucking
Mercedes Moo. What was your name?
Ginderella. No.
Spinderella. Ginderella cut it up one time.
Sure. Nothing.
We're not talking about sex. Above my head, I was born in 93.

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I was. I'm a little disappointed, Kyle.
I thought you were going to comein as naked Midian.
I mean, I can, Yeah, I can. I can.
Give me 5 seconds. I'll be naked.
Midian, do you have a? Fanny pack like that, easily
accessible. No, but you know, we'll
improvise. I actually do have a Fanny pack
somewhere that resembles that one.

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But you know, it's the winter I got.
It's not not presenting form. Gotcha.
That's fair. My wife always says I'm never in
presenting form. He's a grower.
That's what they say, not a shower.
So all four bad blood and you are currently working your way
through what, 1997? Sure am, Tom little WWFWCW.

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It's a Family Guy, you know. Thanks, Tom.
Fergal, I'm Fergal. I thought.
I thought that's what the TS stood for.
Double T don't worry about what it stands for.
Oh, all right. Double Tom that don't make any
sense. TomTom you like the shoe
Familiar BSWF It's WCW and. ECW the fuck's a TomTom?

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A TomTom Never. Heard of it?
It's like 1 of. Them slipping gimmicks, I think,
right. I think that they're the shoe
like when you buy a pair they like send.
No, those are bonobos. You get a pair of socks, they
send a pair of socks to Africa or some shit, 'cause Sally
Struthers eats all the food, so they're sending him fucking
knitted goods here. If you don't, if you can't, put

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them on your feet. Cover up your prick.
Not that one, all right? Oh no, no, no, don't that.
There's a tribe. Some.
There's a tribe somewhere in theSerengeti where they all have
fucking bonobos hanging off their peckers.
Oh, yeah, look at that. They're shoes.
Tom Toms. I thought Tom Toms were like old

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fucking, like GPS systems. Oh, there's Tom's.
Tom's a main that's like a ladies thing.
But then there's. Wait, what kind of ladies thing?
Lady shoes? Oh, I thought you meant like
feminine products. No, but then there's Tom Toms
for men. They advertise.
Get Tom all up in them guts, ladies.
That'd be a. Really.

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Weird like lady product like I got to go pick like I got to get
my my Toms. It's my.
No OB No 10 packs get Toms. Get Toms, Yeah.
Motherfucker knows his way around his string, but.
It's a handsome lady Toms. Oh for them like 2 point O women
with extra parts. I broke Kyle again.

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I'm a bit weird today. What happened?
No, the comments are weird. I guess they're giving.
I guess this YouTube is different now.
I don't know, different. Yo, we got a bunch of new people
in here tonight, too. Yeah, But like, it's like, it's
like they're like, yeah, like Kaiser Willie 44234 are low.
Kaiser. Like Tropicale.

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His handle's not Al Tropicale anymore.
It's like at Allen Day 7154. Yeah, but.
Everybody else seems to have normal names.
No, not mark M-G1F. Good evening, Mark.
Hyphen G1F. Bull.
Fuck that guy then I guess. I don't know.
Every time I sign in the stream yard, they're like something new

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and exciting. And I'm like, I'm just gonna
click OK and move forward. We've got something new and
exciting. We've got Kyle, Tony, Shivani
with us. It's staying.
Telecast. Have you tired of of Tony
Shivani 1997? No, he's fine.
I just watched the Nitro. What you know was after Ric
Flair got his head smashed in the cage by Kurt Hennig and he's

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like, I can't do this. And he walked off right?
You guys Remember Remember when he.
Was sad it was a great episode because he wasn't on it.
I think Tony Shivani's fine as aplay by play guy, as a third,
third Mike. I mean, he has nothing to offer.
I'm having a great time sock face.

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It might be better if he called him Sockface.
Honestly. I.
Don't mind Sockface. He's just annoying.
Why? Tony Shavani?
You don't think he's annoying? He's not Booker T annoying.
He's just like, stop. Nobody's Booker T annoying.
Nope, they found a whole second.Option.
Yeah, what? As a costume.

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Yeah, yeah. You can't do blackface in 2025,
Kyle. No Saba symbol was #3 so just be
happy about it. Still can't do blackface.
Yeah, man. I think the door is probably a
little more cracked open for hand job Kyle to do that than
say Brundle fly, but. No, no.

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Yeah, Kyle takes a couple of boxes.
Yeah, but you still can't do blackface in 2025.
Not now with that attitude. You can't.
Kyle showed up in blackface on this episode.
We'd probably be in a lot of trouble.
No, we wouldn't be. Because I would just sit here
going, oh, Kyle, what are you doing?
Kyle, come on now. You guys said you've never done

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blackface. Oh, Double T has.
No. Yeah, he has.
No, I haven't. Yeah, when you fell in the mud
that time. No, I did no such thing.
Yeah, he did. No, I didn't.
Hey, where's your mask? I took it off.
What did you last? 10 minutes.

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I didn't even realize it lasted longer than you.
Jerk off. Yeah, well, my face was itching,
so there you go. I'll put it back on.
No, no, He's practically blackface.
It's. Is that better?
Yes. I'm offended for some.

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Reason. Can you see in that thing?
Yeah, why? Nothing.
Just checking. I'm not fucking.
I'm not you. I my eyes are open.
Wow. What the?
Wow. Yup.
Black. Face is going to get us.
Thrown off what? Fine.

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Though. Apparently.
Wow, you might be the father of Tony's kid.
What this mask smells though. I don't know what this means,
but this really made me laugh. Welcome.
Welcome back, dirtbag. Dirtbag.
Damn it. You can't, guys.
I didn't say it. I know, but we can't do

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blackface. We're not doing black well, you
kind. Of oh, I didn't mean all the
closest to my face. Yeah, no, not I'm a demon.
Look at my demon teeth. They're not.
I can't call them that. What?
Well played Sir, I'm well fucking him in played.
Holy shit I fucking won. Show's over.

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Can we cure the music? I was trying to talk about Savio
Vega, but I guess not. I guess you know we'll.
Just, hey, be careful. He wished handsome Kevin happy
birthday. Once.
Yeah, he. One time did.
Yeah, he. Had this conversation like I
don't get the Savio Vega love. Can I tell you something about
Savio Vega? She's a loser.
As I, as I've been venturing, you know, this is my first time

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watching like mid 90s into late 90s wrestling.
Big fan of Savio in the beginning, right?
You know, Razor's friend, you know, the, the, the, the, the
strap match is great. When we get to Barico Savio, I
mean, I mean, come on. That's, it's not good, right?
You can even say OK right? No, he's he's going to suck that

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tit forever. In fact, I I would venture to
say maybe the worst wrestler of 1997.
You know what? Vega yeah, Los Pariquas sucked
shit. Wow, I think he got just.
Battled good. They were not good.
DOA was better. What the fuck?
Right Brendo Brendo brush is definitely better.

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So prime time Brian Lee, baby. Nobody ever bought a ticket to
see Savio Vega. I'm sorry, what?
That was more. Of a Miguel Perez.
Guy, he never won a title. He was always doing.
Jobs. Yeah, at least nevermind.
Sorry, Savio, you were better off as TNT in in Puerto Rico.

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It was dynamite. Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico.
Puerto Rico. Greatest strap match of all time
though, him and Steve Austin. I will give him that.
That's not saying much. No, you know, there's been some
good strappers. Yeah, You know, Steve Austin
probably owes a little bit to Savio Vega.
Yeah, as much as he owes to MarkMarrow.

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Yeah, Mark. Marrow.
He really does owe it all to to Jake Roberts, though.
Who? Steve Austin.
Sure, if he if he doesn't, you know Jake is not thumping his
Bible. Then we aren't getting Austin
316 at King of the Ring, are we?So what does that have to do
with Savio? Well, someone that Savio made
Stone cold this weekend. So I mean, if you go back and

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look, a lot of the guys that work with Savio Vega during that
time period all put him over as the reason why they got over,
including JBL, also future WWE champion.
Hall of Fame JBL didn't get overuntil like 6 years later.
It's not like people were JustinHawke Bradshaw was.
People were buying tickets to see that.

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Uncle Zebekiah? Yeah.
Good. Stuff such good stuff.
Who do you guys think was the wrestler of 1997?
All around, in ring, out of ring, the whole package?
I have an answer, but I'm curious as to what y'all's
answer is. I'll go with task.
There's all three promotions. Yes, between WWFWCW and ACW, and

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for anybody unfamiliar, wheneverI cover any of those shows, I
end the episode with a little scoreboard action.
I see at at that point in time who's doing the best, who's
doing the worst. It's it's for, you know, kind of
sucking off the teet of what theyear in Duke and Rogue does with
the, you know, best guy of the year, gal of the year, what have
you. But yeah, as of I'm in Sept,
October of 97 right now and I'm between three guys, one from

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each promotion. Oh yeah.
As I try to be taz is 1. Taz, Taz.
Taz just felt different than anybody else.
He felt believable. Like if Taz came out there and
said like, I'm gonna RIP this guy's face off, you believed it.
And he was just pushed so well and just.

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Yeah, everything about Taz that year first paid for you.
He'd be Douglas, right? 97 too for the title like. 3
minutes or something. Yeah, and that was Shane had the
his elbow was in the gimmick. Possibly.
Was that a different time? I.
Think that might have been a different time?
Yeah, I think that was the year later.

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Let's see Dean Molenko. That's a good shout as I'm
actually surprised how huge DeanMolenko was.
Wasn't Dean Molenko number one in the in the PWI 500 that year?
He was. He was.
Surprisingly. Yeah, All right.
So it's not Dean Molenko in WCWImean?

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My answer is pretty obvious I think.
It's not Hogan, is it? No, no, no, no DDP top ten, No
DDP is probably #2. Luger.
No. You wouldn't go Michaels or
Austin, would you? Austin Ding, Ding, Ding.
Ding, I thought you were talkingabout OBCW.
No all around. This is the hardest promotion.

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Of yeah, but you said you had one from each promotion.
Oh, I said you were going 1 by 1.
I see. But my overall is stone cold.
I'm saying like in my thought press process, it's between
3:00. It's like a battle between 3:00.
It's DDP, Austin and Taz. OK.
Did DDP have that great of a 97 though?
I thought he had a better year in 98 didn't he?
Spring Stampede? Would he spring spring Stampede

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with Savage did. The whole feud with Savage, I
mean, just the general rise justfrom out of nothing.
Yeah, that's true. I mean Austin wouldn't win the
championship till 98 either. The diamond Cutter, I mean.
G Willikers man. No, that's a good call.
You wouldn't go with Luger. Luger's solid.
Luger's solid. I wouldn't say I think he kind

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of burned hot but quick in 97. But yeah, he after he wins the
title and then loses it, that's like the end of it for Lex.
Like I feel if they just gave upit felt like after that.
Yeah, with, with Sting and his arc in 97, it was, there was,
there was just so much stuff to get, you know, lost in the

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shuffle. Just general NWO stuff and the
cruiserweights. I mean, you could throw Ray in
there as well. He was doing great stuff.
Eddie was like just on the come up towards the end.
But a lot of a lot of good options to pick from.
Yeah, the first, the first guy that came to my mind was DDP,
just his like watching him progress through time and then

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finally hit that that stride 97.Well, it was, it was, I don't
think anybody broke through quite like he did after putting
in like in WCW of the years in the, the, the years as you know,
the manager and all that other kind of bullshit.
And then for it just seemed likeeverything clicked and then he
fucking took off. Yeah, and he had every, every

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reason not to. I mean, the his age, he got into
the business late. He's been toiling for so many
years and nobody gave a shit. Right.
Oh my God, Jess, I just, what was I just watching?
When he wrestled Sarah Undertaker, when he lost all his
money and he was like fucking fat out of shape DDP like 9394.

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Coming out with like, a cigar and a cane and a sparkly jacket
and a fedora, probably. Kimberly.
The booty babe. Booty babe Love the booty babe
Kyle. Well, here here's let me throw
another one at you guys. All right, who is the worst of
1997? The worst wrestler?

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I have a hard time thinking because there's a lot of good in
97. I mean, I would arguably you
could you could say it's the best year in wrestling.
You know, collectively there's not a lot of bad, but there is
some bad. There's a ton of bad I'm sure.
Crush. Crush is solid.
That's a that's a good pick. Roadblock.
I mean mongo. Mongo fucks.

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All right, I grew up well, not grow up, but like before I was
watching all this stuff. I would just see clips.
All Mongo is a bumbling idiot. What was this guy doing in here?
Mambo, Mongo Mambo mambo #5. No.
Is it best tombstone of all time?
I mean on the stick. Come on, baby.

(32:20):
He's, he's the best, you know? Now I know there's somebody part
of the show who would put this man in the worst conversation.
I wouldn't do such a thing. Ahmed Johnson.
Oh fuck socks. Would would Rocky Mayaviya be in

(32:43):
conversation? Nah, 'cause he started so late
in 90. Well, yeah, he started in 90.
Oh, 96. Yeah, I mean, 96 if he's within
97 is like, die Rocky die with the dumb pineapple head.
No, Well, no. Die.
Rocky died. Didn't happen until he became
the Intercontinental Champion, right?
He yeah, that. So that's in 97.

(33:05):
That's around the time he loses to Owen Hart and then gets hurt.
He defended against the Sultan at WrestleMania that year.
Yeah, yeah. Oh God, P Triple H on the what
was it that Christmas episode ofof Raw?
Oh, I don't. Know, but I I don't think Rocky
was bad enough to be worst of the year, especially since he

(33:27):
turned it around towards the end.
How about Jim Neihart? My, my thinking is that you have
to be around, you have to have like a significant impact to be
the worst of the year. Like they're like really bad
guys that pop in for a second and leave.
But I wouldn't say that they're the worst of the year.
Rockabilly. So that currently tracking that

(33:50):
as the worst feud or worse like storyline.
Honky Tonk. Man, Jesse James, all all of it,
the whole package dog shit had no chance.
But I like it just to watch him clearly hate it as he comes out.
He was a little shuffle. I think it's going to be hard to
take over your current pick of Prince Iakea.

(34:12):
He was just so freaking bad. Like he was like Teamu Rocky
Mayaviya at that point. Like I always felt when he came
in he was they pushed the secondgeneration thing and everything.
Oh, he's the son of this guy. At the same time, Rocky Mivy is
doing it, but he just sucked. He won the TV title from Lord

(34:34):
Stephen Regal. And he was terrible.
And he successfully defended against Rey Mysterio at Super
Bowl 7 and at Uncensored he. Had How bad was that?
Yes. How bad was that match?
To have bad matches with Rey fucking Mysterio takes a special
talent. There's no shooed wearing

(34:54):
asshole. Jeez.
Make it easy I'm to have Cappy. This coconut peeling, banana
peeling with his toes, asshole hold up there and just skunk up
the joint. This is called Giovanni.
Speaking. You're going Prince Iakea over
Ahmed Johnson. There Serpent of Pleasure 100%.

(35:15):
Here at your balls. Because isn't isn't he the son
of the Master? He is that's.
Yeah, well, I give some points right there.
The son of the Master. Yeah, Taff Cappy, the son of the
master. Sure, I'll.
Get a hand job, grow up. Just jerking it down here.

(35:38):
That's me, That's me. Yeah, Prince IKEA comes up to
mind from me. Ahmed Johnson's not a bad shout.
It's but he plummets like towards the end once he like
fucks up his knee and comes backand turns heeled and turns face
again. It's a rough one, but there's
not a lot of bad. That year of 97 I can't really
think of. Anybody.
I'm sure you could pick anyone from ECW who wasn't in the main
event. Who are the guys that always

(36:00):
teamed up with Devin Storm? Bad come, bad crew.
They were not there in 97. Devin Storm was not in ECW in
97, was he? Yeah, he was.
I don't. Think so maybe the maybe the
very beginning, but. He answered the two cold Scorpio
challenge whenever that that was.
That was 96. That's right.
November to remember, I believe.Yes.

(36:21):
Yep, lost right before your buddy Hack Myers lost
unfortunately. Hack Myers, man.
You know, I didn't really care for Chris Chetty much.
That's at that's a good one. Actually.
That's kind of the Prince Iake of ECW.
Yeah. But it's got to be somebody that
was somewhat pushed though, no? Yeah.
He was OK. I don't know, PGPG, 13PG

(36:46):
Polanco. What was old fucking jockstrap
face doing in 97? Losing.
He wasn't just incredible again.Yeah, he was.
Yeah, he comes in at around thistime in.
ECW ECW as good as it gets 1997 Catch it this Wednesday, folks.

(37:07):
We cover, we do a little. Palaka watch of our.
Own, if you know what I'm saying.
He comes in Jason the whatever his name.
Was world sexiest man. Sexiest man.
He's like, I got a new guy and it's dumb.
Aldo Montoya comes out. He's like, my name's Justin
Credible. And Joey Style is like, OK,

(37:27):
well, what's your name? You'd like to do that whole bit.
Catch him at a Chili's near you.No, he's not starting till
December. Oh yeah, that's right, I was
there for this. Were you?
Now what? Where?
Were you? I was.
I'll try. To I'll try to spot you out.
I'm the last person who touches Spike Dudley before he gets put
down. So this is the one.

(37:48):
They killed ugly a bunch of times.
Before he got put down. Yeah, well, this is the one
where Fonzie bleeds like a stuckpig, right?
Yeah. Oh yeah.
It's one of my all time favoriteECW matches.
It's a fun one, Beulah. She comes out looking great in
that match. But the two of them, just like

(38:09):
no business being in the ring and they had that crowd in the
palm of their hands. It was amazing.
Saved Fonzie's job. Oh my God, when Fonzie, like,
pulls down her shoulder on her top and chops her and she just
crumbles like this, it's like, oh, you piece of shit.
And he's bleeding all over the place, shaking his head.
Like, I don't give a fuck, daddy.
Oh, it's so good. I mean the blood all over her

(38:33):
hair and clothes. All over everything.
And when Joey Stiles calls the Beulah Karana to finish it, Oh
my God, that's. A contender for Match of the
Year in my opinion. Fuck yeah.
I'm with you on that one. What's?
Up there but one. You know what, Axelrod is pretty
bad in 97 too. You know what?

(38:54):
I would agree until he started teaming with Balls.
You have throws getting beat by the fucking Dudleys.
Always. Well, you know well the Dudleys
needed somebody to beat up on all.
The tag teams ran away from them.
Was mass transit in 97 I think. That was 96 unforge.
I don't give a fuck if this motherfucker bleeds to death.

(39:16):
Yeah, it was November 90. 6th. Yep, here, here's.
And that was because of Axel Rotten, too.
Always the source of it one one of my one of my criterias that I
struggle with. Well, up to this point I
haven't, but worst segment of the year.
So all year I've stayed firm on Miss NWO from sold out.

(39:43):
I was like, I was like lock it in, nothing's going to be worse
than that. However, after bad blood we get
a certain wife interviewed. Oof.
Oh God. Is that worse or is there
another segment that I may be forgetting that was worse?
That might be the worst. It's a Melanie the Melanie

(40:04):
Pillman interview. Yeah.
Yeah. Go ahead.
Go ahead, honey. I know I heard recently that she
requested that that's why she got thrown on there.
And they were like, how do you say no?
His widow wants to speak on TV. So it was just kind of like,
literally at her insistence thatthat got thrown together.
Oh, go ahead, Rondo. I was going to say the fact that
Vince asks, ask her how do you going to feed your family now or

(40:27):
something like that, that I mean, Miss NWO was just bad TV.
This was just like, like awful. How are you going to feed your
family? I got a table here.
Nothing really. Wow.

(40:47):
I got it. Oh, because.
Oh, I got it. So that's the case.
I was a delayed reaction, now it's miss NWO.
No. Yeah.
I mean, it is a pay-per-view andit was very long.
So. That adds to it I think.
And the the the fucking battle axes that they trotted out there
for that were just miserable. There was there was some some

(41:13):
desirables. Out you didn't like the Eric
Bischoff rude awakening to tap cap the whole thing off.
Oh boy, I like. How the different time 97 those
Broads might have been like considered hot?
Nah, now I got to do some research.
Yeah, look them up. It's all bad.
It's all around. Yeah, there was like one that

(41:33):
was very attractive, the rest ofI think.
That was the idea though, yes. OK. 100%.
Well, that's a horrible. Idea.
If that's the idea, let's let's go find some undesirable battle
axes, throw them up there and name 1 Miss NWO.
I'm not defending it. That's why it's the worst
segment of the year. Well, in case you forgot, Tori
Wilson won miss NWO in 1999. So it gets better.

(41:56):
I'm talking 1997. I just said it gets better.
That's. Good.
That's good. That's encouraging.
I don't even know that they had a Miss NWO contest in 1999.
No, we both learned that today. I can't.
Believe they did it again that's.
Crazy. You gotta go back to the Well,
dude, it was a great idea. Yeah, the.
Sewer. Well, you know what I mean.
Well I mean if Tori Wilson won 99 you would expect some better

(42:18):
looking Broads then. I'm sure it wasn't at Sturgis
that year either. Did the battle axe that won in
97 defender crowned? Defender who missed Becky?
Yeah. I don't know, it's a good
question. Or is she dead?
Wasn't that 97 sold out in like South Dakota or something?

(42:41):
Yeah, it was some. It was like Nebraska or Yeah
yeah, Minnesota or one of those bum fuck states.
Bro, miserable motherfucker Cedar Rapids, IA Dude, she looks
like fucking Judy Bagwell. It could very well be Judy
Bagwell now. You don't disrespect Judy
Bagwell. Jesus Christ, this pay-per-view
had a house as big as a fucking AW show.

(43:03):
Oh my God. Oh and dude and Bischoff went
back in for a second smooch. Jesus Christ, it's cold out
there in Iowa. You got to keep yourself warm
somehow, dude. How does Eric Bischoff convince
his wife? Like, yeah, we're going to.
We're going to make Miss NWO some woman who looks like a
fucking 5th grade math teacher. I'm going to make out with her

(43:25):
for a little bit. You're OK with that, right?
Honey, you're paying me millions.
Of dollars. He just puts her up there and
says look at her, honey, trust me, it's not going to move.
Well, I thought he was like, I do this and DDP does you ice
train can do Kimberly, everybodywins.

(43:45):
Allegedly. Oh, she's adorable, dude.
Yes, she's on the list. Who's adorable?
Miss Becky the Miss NWO. So you're in on Miss Becky 100%
fucking out of your mind. I mean, she's got prestige to
her at this point, so. Dude, she's a fucking champion.

(44:06):
No, she's wrong. She.
Looks like a pile of fucking used tires.
Well, half the crowd looks like Nick Gage Circle 2020 bandanas,
no teeth. Fucking that's where Kevin lives
out there. Cedar Rapids, IA might as well
be the fucking same place as where I just was.

(44:28):
Somewhere it looks. Like they all just left Rancho
Loco. What the fuck?
I crossed the line. Oh shit, God damn valuable
interview. Time for this battle axe to
parade around ringside with flowers and a fucking crown that

(44:50):
says NWO etched in it and a sashthat says Miss NWO that's upside
down. Of course it was.
Good Lord the. The The band's playing too loud.
They can't hear the questions. What?
I can't hear you. And it's not even like, it's not
even like the NWO black and white theme.
It's just some like guitar riff.Terrible.

(45:13):
Some a few of them use that theme, I think later, right,
because like a Scott Norton or Bryan Adams.
So those guys. Conan's a weird one to come out,
so that doesn't fit at all. Yeah, he he needs that Wolfpack
theme. I saw a video of somebody
shitting on Conan recently, in the end saying he was out of

(45:38):
shape. He was gassed every time he got
in the ring. Couldn't fucking work.
It was pretty harsh. I forget who it was.
He's. A big dumb gorilla.
What do you want from him? That's not nice.
No. It's truthful, though.
Exactly. Hey, Speaking of truth, Julio
was checking in a while ago. Let's take this back.
If DX could be blackface, the Wizards could certainly get away
with it for time. 30 years ago. Everybody was doing it back

(46:06):
then. Right.
You want to see Matt with a catcher's fucking chest plate on
it? Says Mizarg.
Can you write Mizarg on there? Probably.
I like this thing. I feel man.
Stop. Feeling yourself up.
You're making me, everybody uncomfortable.
I feel the muscles. Yeah, I'm feeling the muscle

(46:27):
too. Stay.
On tonight, huh? Kyle, what do you have coming up
on the apron bump? Well, we got a little ECW as
good as it gets. The aforementioned ECW show with
Fonzie and Beulah going at it bleeding buckets.
We got the debut of PJ Polacco, just incredible.

(46:50):
Also the debut of Jerry Lynn in the same match, which is a very
interesting. What else?
What else? Sandman versus Sabu, for the
first time ever, you get a little gangstinator action.
I mean all of the all of the goodness from ACW.
Love it all, love every second of that it's.
A fun time. Kyle, we love every second with

(47:10):
you. Oh stop it.
No, I always a pleasure. Appreciate you guys having me as
always. We appreciate you, you know,
taking out, taking a step away from the broadcasting booth and
joining us before you got to go back to.
To working and from one telecastto the other, you know.
Greatest podcast in history. God I love this podcast.

(47:32):
Oh, they're all having. Look at all the listeners.
They're on their feet. Whatever, we're out of time.
I should have looked up more Tony Siobhan equips before.
Hey, I'm having fun. What do you think?
He's really hurt. What did he say about Mariah?
Made I want to quit talking, bitch.

(47:56):
Oh, no, no, he said. Yeah, say it, bitch.
Seems a bit aggressive, yeah. He's so disrespectful.
Giovanni, not me. Well.
Well Kyle, enjoy the rest of your Monday night and have a
happy Halloween and we'll we'll catch you all soon.
You too, Don't eat. Don't eat too much candy.
Now where's the exit button? HJC with our guy from Bump Kyle

(48:25):
add apron bump on the socials, give him a follow.
Check him out. So there was a Rancho local
mention why Kyle was here and and you know, if you guys want
to you listen to the show, you know that handsome Kevin lives
all the way out in Minnesota. Me and Brendo and Tony are here
in Jersey and handsome Kevin's 40th birthday will be tomorrow,

(48:48):
October 28th. So please be sure to wish him a
happy 40th. And I was lucky enough to go out
the old Minnesota this weekend and spend some time with him in
Tropical and Duke, the dumpster.And we had a great time.
And I did go to Rancho Loco. I was there for three nights and
I went there twice. It was good.

(49:13):
I wouldn't go more than once a week.
Look, I was disappointed. I'm not.
Again, it was good. Service was good, atmosphere was
great. But I I'm not driving 30 minutes
once a week to go get it. Well, let me.
I did not. I did not get.
I'm with you there, Alde. Ollie's way much better than

(49:35):
Rancho Loco. That's my type of place.
What was Ollie? My type?
I said my type of place. OK, your type of place gotcha.
It was a fucking dive bar. It was great.
OK. Were there any other places to
eat aside from Rancho Loco? Did you have, like, a choice or.
I mean, I mean, I know you didn't have a choice, but it's
if you had a chance. Well, we we took a day trip
Friday to a town called Stillwater.

(49:58):
Let me guess. The water was running.
It was. It was right on the border of
Minnesota and Wisconsin. Oh.
Did you get some cheese? All right, See, my wife asked me
the same thing. We did not get cheese when we
went to Wisconsin. What the fuck else is Wisconsin
known for? Our walkie, Samir Shimazo, our

(50:18):
tour guides didn't really know the area that well, so it was a
bit confusing for everybody involved.
What are you talking about tour guides?
Who who took you there? Hey, so Kevin and Molly didn't
they were like this way that wayup down.
They didn't know where and then they're looking at me and Al
like we should know where the fuck we're going.
That's. Not cool.
And thank God for Molly, 'cause if Molly wasn't there, me and Al

(50:42):
would have starved. We would have been early for
everything and we would have been hungry.
But I was disappointed in RanchoLoco.
We went in, right. It was busy, but it's a Friday
night. It's to be expected.
Nobody there was, I thought it was we were going to get a

(51:02):
cheers like like, oh Norm, hey, everybody that came in comes
over, They kissed a ring. Nothing, none of that.
Carlos came over and shook my hands.
And how you doing? And.
The lady who took the order, sheknew exactly what he wanted,
even though she may have fucked up the sauce on the side.
Yeah, she wanted a habanero, mango sauce, and she just

(51:24):
brought straight habanero. And then he's like, you know, oh
shucks, this is all habanero. What do you want me to do?
Burn the mother down? No Ask.
For it, you fucking chode. Send a sit on me, I don't want
to. Be a never burn it down.
You would never want me to go. I didn't get what I asked for at

(51:46):
the place I'm at fucking 100 times a week.
I'll get it next time. Twice a week, you know, Usually
once a week, sometimes twice. I might be going there for
dinner tomorrow. God.
Your poor wife. My wife's wonderful.
Yeah, but she don't want to go to fucking Rancho Loco every
night, man. Maybe she does though.

(52:07):
She doesn't. She didn't want to go Friday
night. Oh, wait, wait wait.
You got to explain this one. Yeah, I saw that too at.
Least he got his meal. What the fuck did you starve Al?
No, there was a little bit of confusion because we had a bunch
of there was a bunch of people there on Saturday.
There was a lot a bit of confusion and it could have been

(52:29):
handled a lot better. Yeah, what do you?
Do wait, Al. Al didn't start punching bitches
out 'cause he didn't get his food.
No, Al was very soft. I mean, they fucked up my food
too, so it wasn't like it was just Al.
Did you send it back? No.
So people just. Started taking plates and it got
it. Got all fucked up.
And that's the kind of crew handsome Kevin hangs out with.

(52:50):
All right, so Al says I want to know.
I take it Joanne is not Mexican or Honduran?
No. Why does he put his mask back
on? No, Joanne didn't take.
Also, Joanne's a very nice woman, but she's not Mexican.

(53:11):
No, no, no, that is one of the handsome Kevin's friend's
wife's. Yes, although the waitress, The
waitress on Friday night, she did get a kick when I, Kevin
finally asked for a little mangoto mix with his habanero 'cause
it was mucho caliente for his choccha.

(53:32):
Whatcha caliente? Chocho Grande.
And she fucking laughed her balls off.
That was the most, the most reaction I've ever seen from her
ever. Probably the most Spanish she's
ever heard either. Could be.
I photo bombed the picture with the staff too.
Yeah, I know. You guys are taking pictures of
the staff? My familiar.

(53:55):
Yeah, his his real home is Mexico.
So he doesn't really eat Mexicanfood.
No, he eats veggies. He gets a fucking quesadilla
with vegetables in it. That's not authentic Mexican
food. Yeah, sure.
Is there vegetables in a quesadilla?

(54:15):
Sometimes. Yeah, not.
No, that's right. It's usually just chicken and
cheese. Will you stop fucking with that
mask? It's on, it's off.
It's hot. It's on, it's off.
Did you vacation in the backyard?
Double T. Offered.
I'm gonna The basement was just as cold as the backyard, I'm

(54:36):
sure. I'll give you an entire floor of
my house and a 70 inch screen TVprivacy relaxation and he's
going to bitch about it. What kind of gay porn did you
watch on that big screen? You also gave me a heater that
was this big. Failed to mention that when the

(54:56):
heat in your house turns on, it sounds like an 18 wheeler's
driving through the basement. So you could imagine my surprise
at 4:00 in the morning when the heat turned on and I woke up and
thought I was going to die. Please tell me you screamed for
help. No, I didn't know what the fuck
was happening. No.

(55:20):
I'm kind of surprised they even had the heat on to begin with.
I don't think they did. This motherfucker walks around
the house in shorts, cut off T-shirt and sits in front of a
box fan. Right?
What's the box fan for? Is that the air at your balls?
Keep them cool fucking idea. Keep the air circulating.
Keep that air moving. You have stale air in your

(55:44):
house. No, I just like to, you know,
keep it moving. Oh, here we go.
Here's here's a gentleman that'sbeen here before as well.
Handsome. Kevin has a nice basement.
It was warm in February so I think he means so, but.
Walker, Tom walks around in February in shorts.
Yeah, he does. He probably was naked down in
your basement with his prick hanging out.
It's. Brick.

(56:05):
Fucking Mott Spock over here. Fucking JA JA JA all over that
70 inch. Oh Kevin, you should have seen
the size of the peckers on this thing, eh?
He's Canadian now too. Don't they sound like that in in
his neck of the woods? No, they don't.
They're like half Canadian, aren't you?

(56:26):
Hey my friends over there over the border.
You're thinking of Fargo. Yeah, that's more Fargo, Yeah,
now. Double T there is a question I
got for you. OK, Was there a shit taking with
an open door in the H KS house? There was I did not take a shit
with the door open, but I did open the door while he was

(56:47):
taking a piss. Saturday night.
There was concern about the how drunk he was and if he was
sitting or standing. He did not lock the door so I
just opened it. Was he pitched?
Was he pissing like a bitch? Well, he didn't even move his
body. He just turned his head.

(57:09):
I shut the door and I let everybody know that he was he
was good 'cause we went from Rancho Loco to Ollie's, which is
a a dive bar around the corner from handsome Kevin's house,
which I love a good dive bar. Wait, wait.
When you say around the corner, was it like 25 minutes away?
No, no, it was actually like around the corner.

(57:30):
OK, so I was got a water. He's got a local clock in the
morning. I would have easily stopped
there for breakfast. 10:00 in the morning.
Well, why you didn't have breakfast?
Not on Saturday. No.
We had to get to the tattoo shopjust in case it got up and ran
away. Oh, that's right.
You guys got to show us what youguys got for tattoos.
I put it on. I I'm all.

(57:51):
Come on. Oh, wait, no, I forgot this
thing. Yes, please.
Wait, you were worried about that?
You made it sound like you had to take all your shit off like
it was on your balls or something.
I didn't want to take my shirt off.
Why? I forgot that this was not
attached to my my poofy. Parts It wouldn't be the first

(58:12):
time on the podcast. Yeah, but I didn't.
I don't, probably. Take the third.
And she's like, you show me themtits and nobody else.
Yes. No, Hansel.
Kevin wanted to get tattoos and they were shining Wizards logo.
And he designed the he he took the logo and he put like a wood
grain finish to it. And then he got his.
And then she was like, do you want the same thing?
I was like, sure. So he got some shining tattoos.

(58:36):
Yeah. At 10:00 in the morning, by the
time you get there, she gets setup.
He went first. So I'd say I got mine closer to
like 11:30. So you must have a chance to You
must have a chance to get some breakfast around the.
Corner then double T, double T Tropical got his inner thigh
tattooed. No, he did.

(58:57):
Not the top of this time. No, Tony, I don't think you
understand. There's nothing where Hansel
Kevin lives. Yeah, but you guys are at the
tattoo parlor. There's got to be something next
to the tattoo parlor, right? It's not just a tattoo parlor in
the middle of a fucking restaurant.
You're right. It was some weird Mediterranean
restaurant that was attached to it.
So why wouldn't you have some Mediterranean food?

(59:18):
That's a great question. Oh, you weren't allowed to go
there 'cause it wasn't. Oh, I just, I don't, I don't
know why we weren't offered breakfast in the 1st place on
Saturday. Any McDonald's still sleeping,
Any McDonald's? Any chick-fil-A's, any Burger
Kings drove by a McDonald's and an Arby's.
Oh, you didn't get Arby's? Beef double cheddar at Arby's.

(59:41):
Why? Also, we drove by the bowling
alley that used to be a video store that Handsome Kevin worked
at. Wait, how does the video store
become a bowling alley? How big?
Is it? It was a bowling alley that
became a video. Store.
Well, you still have a video. Wait, how big of a video store
do you need? That has to be in a bowling
alley, buddy. If I if I told you this bowling

(01:00:03):
alley might have had four lanes in it, that might have been way
too many. Oh, so it was a small one.
I mean, I guess we're spoiled because around here like the
average bowling alley has like 3648, some of them 72 lanes.
Yeah, I think it was just a 5. Laner A5 laner.
I guess that's the thing out there.
OK, so overall, fantastic experience.

(01:00:27):
Here's my big red flag. OK, we've heard him talk about
going for his walks, right? We've had these conversations.
He stubbed his toe on the elliptical.
OK. I stayed in the basement where
he goes for these walks. Wait.
Wait. In the basement.

(01:00:47):
In the basement? How big is your fucking house?
It's a good size. Yeah.
It's pretty. It's a pretty big house.
The basement is like unfinished,but it was nice.
OK, so there's the bed. It's kind of like when you walk
down the stairs, the bed is justto the left and then way over
left is a it's probably like an 8 by 810 by 10 space where the

(01:01:12):
TV was facing. But they just turned the TV so I
could watch TV to go to sleep. And then there was an
elliptical. OK, this is where you go for
your walks on the elliptical. And he said no right there.
This fucking mass murderer walksin a fucking circle in his

(01:01:34):
basement 8 miles a morning. He just walks in a circle like
he's in the yard in prison getting exercise time.
He doesn't even get on the elliptical every day Miles.
Do you know how long it must take him to walk in a fucking
circle for 8 miles is? There a stake with a fucking

(01:01:55):
like leash on it. What do?
You want me to do there's? A big You could tell where he
walks because there's an imprintwhere his big nuts drag all over
the floor. It's like, that's all.
It's like, oh, this is where theteenagers do Donuts when it
snows. This is where Handsome Kevin
walks every morning, and it's where it works.

(01:02:18):
There's not a question. You have an elliptical right
there. I don't like the elliptical.
You don't even have to go fast, you just get on it and you just
move. No walk in a circle like a
psychopath. Wait do you legit never like
take walks around your neighborhood or anything?
No. Really, they did.
Tropical. We we did Saturday morning,

(01:02:39):
yeah. Did you work?
Friday morning. You know what?
He lives near Tony, the church at the end of Grumpy Old Men.
No shit. Yeah, they.
Walked. They walked to the church and
back. And how far is the church in his
beard? Church is about four, four and a

(01:03:01):
quarter mile away. So you walked 8 1/2 miles?
Yep. You should walk that.
Every day. It's probably better for your
shins and your feet too. Not sure about that.
Well, I mean, if you're not walking in flip flops.
Does he own a pair of sneakers? Did you see a pair of sneakers?
I didn't see a pair of sneakers.I saw a pile of socks in the
garage next door. Where they?

(01:03:22):
Belong. If it was like if you go in here
with your socks, I will take them off and murder them and put
them with these other socks. But I wasn't having any of that.
But like when you went out to eat like Friday, Saturday, No,
he was in shorts and fucking flip flops all weekend.
That can't be good. And you walk around your base.

(01:03:43):
Do you walk around your basementbarefoot in flip flops?
Not in flip flops, just barefoot.
And you don't have any kind of shin pain or knee pain or
anything? That's wild.
It's the natural way, man. That's how it was intended.
It probably doesn't have much ofshins anyway, so.
But not on concrete, dude. Like, like Jesus walked in the
sand. He walked on the lawn.
Like, you didn't fucking walk onslabs of concrete.

(01:04:05):
There's some carpet down. Yeah, I said there was a carpet.
I put over the carpet. OK, Still.
Yeah. Weird, right?
No, I mean. Look, it's his house.
He wants to walk in circles for three hours.
That's that's his business. It's gonna take me 3 hours.
Does Molly walk with you in the basement?
No, Molly. Molly is a normal.

(01:04:27):
Guess who slept in Friday? Me and Molly.
You want to know why? Because we're fucking normal
individuals. You think Al wants.
You think Al wants Minnesota to walk at 6:30 in the morning?
You get icicles and that beautiful beard?
Probably not. Yeah, but Al likes to walk and
he wants to walk with his bro. I mean, what's what's the
problem with that? He was looking for a car to push

(01:04:48):
him in front of, but nobody's fucking up or around at that
time. It just drives up.
That was, that was I slept in man.
We I got up at, we got up at like 6:00 in the morning with us
like quarter after 6:20. I was up at 3:20 this morning.
That's your problem you fucking serial killer.
But what time did you go to bed yesterday?

(01:05:09):
Like 6. Nah about Nah, about 839
o'clock. Didn't even stay up for the
Packers, huh? Fell asleep.
He went, he went Hansel. Kevin went hard Saturday.
I don't know what was going on at Rancho Loco.
We had a very good time when thedecision was made to go to the

(01:05:31):
dive bar. The wheels may have come off
really fast when we got there. No, I saw the pictures.
Everybody who? No, no, we were.
Dude. Why?
I was, I was. And I said this to Handsome
Kevin that night. I said me and you are very much
the same. Like, I don't like to go out,
but once I'm out with my friends, I had a good time.

(01:05:51):
Like, we went there. Like people knew him.
He was hugging people. Like it was fun.
Would I take my wife there on a date?
No, absolutely not. But that's why he takes Molly to
Rancho Loco. There's other places they could
go, right? Don Julio.
Don Julio is fantastic, I heard.No.
Hey, was Petey Brown out with you guys?

(01:06:12):
Yes, I got a great picture of Petey Brown wearing a sombrero.
Oh fucking hey, dude. But when we got to Ollie's.
Was Stoney there? No, no, Stoney.
When we got to Ollie's, it was like shots and so Co and seven
and who was that? Who was that?
Who's that young lady hanging out with you guys?

(01:06:33):
That tranny. We don't know who's the tranny
for sure. It was her birthday too, though.
Happy birthday. Oh, did you guys I would take my
day birthdays? I want to take a piss.
And when I came out of the bathroom, it was like, OK, we
have to leave now. And J Bo H KS best friend, had
already ushered him out of the bar.
It was 8:00 at night. I don't drink.

(01:06:56):
I don't know. I don't tell ya.
That's not what the picture thatI saw representing.
I know he was in. He was in some way.
He was in some. When you when you called me from
Rancho Loco, were you already like feeling good?
I had one mojito so far, yeah. So he.
No, I'm. Yeah, and no food.
No food. We had not eaten yet.

(01:07:17):
Unless he, unless he snuck one of these fucking granola bars
before we left the house and then didn't offer me or al
anything. I said help yourself.
I don't know where you keep yourfucking glue.
Yeah, but you were pointy. I'm covered numb nuts.
Your poor wife's got to cook yougluten free pizza 'cause you're
a bitch. The guy's in great shape.

(01:07:40):
He's taking care of himself. He's in good shape.
He's not in fucking great shape.I'm not saying he's a fucking
Adonis of the, you know, poor wife had to make me and Al the
98% man in the house filet mignon and then had to cook
Britney chicken. You took my I'm 98% man.
You took that from me. I took nothing from you.

(01:08:01):
Yes, you did. I told you I'm 98.5.
If I was smarter, if I was smart, I would have gone in that
figure room and taken a couple figures.
When we came back from Ollie's because you had no idea what was
going on. You didn't even know your wife
showed all those people your figure room.
I have not. I got nothing.
I tried to read the Iggy but youweren't listening to me or the
guy to the left or the right of me.

(01:08:21):
You were seeing 3 versions of meand his friends started
wrestling and one got really upset and left.
I missed the whole thing. Wait who got wait who got upset
and left? J Bo got choked out by steak and
then J Bo just left bro. Why did he do that to your boy
I? Don't know I.
Don't know what was going on. I missed the whole thing.

(01:08:41):
I was right there. I missed it.
Did Al choke a bitch? Please tell me Al choke
somebody. Al was great.
We had a great. I had a great time.
Al needs to get out some frustrations, though.
I'm surprised he didn't fucking put somebody in a sleeper hole
that Ollie's. Ollie's was great and and every
bar in Minnesota has a touch tunes.
So I just put fucking credits onmy fucking phone and I played

(01:09:03):
like a 25 minute Dream Theater song.
I was we were at me and Al are laughing it up, having the time
of our lives over Dream Theater.Well, 'cause it's like, you
know, a fucking dirtbag hillbilly fucking bar.
They don't want to hear fucking 25 minutes of Dream Theater.
My brother went to a bar like that once, had a whole bunch of
credits left when he was leaving.

(01:09:24):
He played Saint Anger 9 times and left the bar.
That's fucked up. Yeah, but it was, it was all
ball busting aside. I had such a great time.
Molly and Kevin are fantastic hosts.
Thank you. And it was great, man, to just
go out there, like have a, you know, go out, go out and and
see, you know, bits and pieces of Minnesota, Wisconsin.

(01:09:46):
We went to a distillery in Wisconsin.
It was fucking cool, nice, you know, drinking all day.
You know, I went a little hard Saturday.
I'm a little too old for that because yesterday was fucking
rough. It's one of the few things I
remember is double T's tits coming out.
No, you did not. I was at the house I was.

(01:10:07):
I was convinced that the person Hansel Kevin was doing shots
with was a cranny and there was a discussion at the house where
she had big tits there. No, I go and then so I I picked
up my shirt and I smushed my tits together and I said my tits
look just as good as her tits. It's tits that's.

(01:10:31):
It does Rhiannon know this story?
Nope. It's tits.
It's it's. Oh my God, we had a fucking
great time. I can't.
I can't wait to go back. I really can't.
It was just, it was a great time.

(01:10:52):
Well, appreciate having you coming out, man.
I appreciate having you in. It was I, I had a good time
myself. Wish I would have, would have,
would have kept it together a little bit more, but they got
away from you. That's what your wife wanted.
But. Yeah, I was going to say, Molly
did say before we she's like, get ready to get fucked up.
And I was like, I don't get fucked up.
It's not my thing I got fucked up.
Sure did. Boy did the shots.

(01:11:14):
I think you would have been a. Little better situation.
Yeah, because usually that's when it always goes downhill
when you start doing shots. Yeah.
In any situation. Oops, dupes you.
Got to do shots with the tranny bro.
You can't pass that up. We can't confirm or deny though
I will. Allegedly the alleged tranny.
It was his new birthday. Buddy.

(01:11:36):
Vince is my birthday buddy. I know, but it was her birthday
too. You know who was also born on
October 28th? Julia Roberts.
The most famous tranny? Caitlyn Jenner.
All right, I don't think she's the most famous.
Tranny. Yeah, we're Paul probably.
Transvestite. What's the proper?

(01:12:01):
You can't call him a tranny, canwe?
I don't really know. You have to call him a woman at
this point, right? The most famous famous person to
transition from a man to a woman.
That's a mouthful. Speaking of mouthfuls, how was
your birthday Saturday at all? That's the current full segue

(01:12:28):
00. That was that what that was?
Oh, that's what you were doing. Who?
Me. Me too.
Yes, you. You threw it the HK for that.
Oh. Yeah, I don't know.
I saw the commercial break up here.
We're going to come back. We might talk about NXT, we
might talk about WWE, we might talk about AW, we're definitely
going to talk about homework all.

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Entertainment here. Oh, man, Welcome back.
Welcome back. Welcome back.
Welcome back. We will talk about some
professional wrestling. Kevin, props to you keeping that
mask on. I'm sure it can't be.
You don't have to keep it on thewhole show, man.
That was the you. Changed like you, you lost your

(01:15:47):
whole fucking thing. You're so like hot and sweaty
and just gross. Like you probably showered and
didn't put deodorant on either. HK so.
You did leave your soap here. I know it wouldn't fit in the in
the the carrier thing so I just left it for.
You. Oh, got you.
I didn't know if that was like your calling card, you know?
No, no, it just didn't fit in the.
That's a. It's a Clean Bandit.

(01:16:10):
Tony, that's the kind of the shower I used.
My head stuck out over the top of the shower so.
Like Ogre? So like, in my shower, like when
I wash my hair, I don't have to worry about, like, doing this
and getting water all over the place.
With an handsome Kevin shower, Ihad to make sure my head was

(01:16:32):
below the shower curtain so I didn't get water all over the
bathroom. Well, HK and Molly are about the
same height, right? Yeah, Also, he's a bathroom
master. I didn't ask you.
Do you have a bathroom in your master bedroom?
Why'd you keep using the one I was supposed to use?
That's my bathroom. I know, but every time I had to
use it, you were fucking in there because Molly won't let
me. I was going to pick a shit.

(01:16:53):
Shit upstairs in your bedroom. No, that's my bathroom.
I shit in that bathroom. Oh, your wife won't let you shit
in her bathroom? Oh, this is how it happened to
sent so I wake. Damn.
I wake up early and I don't liketo.
I don't want to wake up my wife.So I started using the the

(01:17:13):
downstairs fucking take violent.Shits it's all the fucking eats
veggies and cheese on tortilla. I just think that it's, you
know, it's Mango. Habanero.
Sauce And then she was like, I was like, I'm just gonna keep
this. I got my own bathroom.
Now she can get she's got the one with the Jacuzzi tub and the
TV. She does everything, all the
stuff that she wants to do. And then when I get I got my
Mayan bathroom down here. Oh God, poor poor Molly.

(01:17:36):
Probably wants to take a nice relaxing bath at the end of the
day. A little wine, a little bubbles
of soap in the tub. She can do that.
And this fucking monster comes in and fucking unleashes
Montezuma's revenge. No, I don't get no Montezuma.
Kevin's home. I do would like, I would like to

(01:17:59):
tie this all back into wrestling, though.
Fresh off the airplane, handsomeKevin and Molly took me in
tropical right over to the Mall of America, and we stood stood
in the spot where Lex Luger madehis entrance.
Oh, no shit. I was going to ask you how the
flights were. Everything was fine.
Oh God, Newark's a fucking disaster, dude.

(01:18:20):
Yeah, it sucks. Did you leave the terminal?
A the brand new terminal? Yes, that terminal sucks.
Yeah. Got in the plane, then we sat at
the gate for 40 fucking minutes yesterday.
Flew back in Minnesota, got on the plane, taxi out, waited half
an hour because there was a lot of traffic in Newark.

(01:18:42):
Landed in Newark. We had to wait for all the
fucking departing plans to get out of the way so we could get
to our fucking gate. Yeah, they were having problems.
One of the airlines was actuallydown, I think all weekend.
I, I want to say it was Frontier, but I could be wrong.
And then, of course, with the government shutdown, like, you
know, people just haven't been going to work and whatnot.
So they've been, they've been a little more stressed than usual

(01:19:04):
there in the airline industry. But good to have you back home
anyway. Double T.
It's nice to be back home. It's always nice to come home,
though, when you go away. Did you feel uncomfortable
taking a shit at Kevin's house? No, I don't know.
I don't know. Some people when they're not on
their home turf, they get weird like their their their guts.
Just he's my friend. No, I even more so that you

(01:19:25):
wouldn't want to fucking pollutehis plumbing.
I wasn't worried about that. That fucking amount of dude
wipes he had in the bathroom. He should be more worried about
the dude wipes than me. Were you flushing the dude
wipes? No, I like just the dude.
I thought he knocked over a dudewipes truck and just spit into
his fucking house. I like to.
Make you flush clean, asshole. Do you flush the dude wipes?

(01:19:46):
Of course you do. Oh God no.
So you you years ago, dude. Years ago you couldn't.
Now you can. No, never, ever, ever, you say.
I'm years ago. Years ago you could not.
Now you can. You got a septic tank?
No. And you're you're genuine
plumbing is absolutely fine withfucking dude wipes. 100% your.

(01:20:09):
Toilets are fine with dude wipesbecause that's usually where the
clog happens in that little spiral inside the toilet.
No, it's it's it's completely fine.
OK. I started using Dude Wipes 2020.
Never look back. I know.

(01:20:31):
It's I know it's fresh, I know it's clean.
Tropical chimes in. I got the shit upstairs with the
toilet that hasn't fixed yet. Did you break a broken toilet?
No, but there there may have been an issue with the handle
and every single person with a penis that stepped into the
house. Molly asked them if they could

(01:20:52):
fix the. Toilet because.
Kevin hasn't gotten to it yet. Did you guys fix the toilet?
I've been busy. I didn't fix the toilet.
Come on, Al. It's disappointing.
You're the real man. Well, guess what else I didn't
get to do? I didn't get to cancel TNA Plus
for him. I brought it up several times,
but he was like, ah, we'll get to it.
We'll get to it. I think he likes getting charged

(01:21:14):
for TNA. Yeah, I think so.
He knows he's going to have to go back to TNA one day when they
pull everything off the network.Oh, God, forbidding us to sign
up again too. I showed Duke the gimmick that I
have. So we might be, you know, Duke.
Duke probably the only sober person at the party, so.
He was. He was, Yeah.
Well, I don't know. We were, me and Al, we sat at a

(01:21:38):
separate table from from HK. And his friends, Why?
No, I had enough of them at thispoint, you know, We spent the
morning with them, no breakfast,famished, hungry, you know.
And he had his people, even his people.
We were with him all weekend. And you know, this is where I

(01:21:58):
can sit. Although Molly's mother did
throw something at me. Yeah, she'll do that.
Yeah, you think that's my response was Molly, if your
mother wants some of this Dick, I'll get all of them guts.
Surprised you didn't try to pushher down the stairs.
You're known for that kind of shit.
I didn't. I've never pushed a single human

(01:22:20):
being down the. Stairs.
Human being. You're animals, Bruno.
I had a great time. I'm glad you guys.
Missed out? You got to fucking clear your
calendar next year. It makes you think you're even
invited back. Maybe, maybe HK and Molly were

(01:22:41):
like, you know what? We had enough of this
motherfucker. Really.
I thought Molly enjoyed my company.
I'm just saying like. I said you're always welcome
back, Double T you said a word. So now, like, he comes out here
for the barbecue and then we'll go out there for the birthday.
I like that. It'll be a fun time.

(01:23:01):
Yeah, I don't know though. I don't know.
Albrundo Fly eating rice with his hands.
Oh, that's right, I said you made salmon with your hand Hands
at Disney. Did I?
I had a fork. Why didn't you use it?
I used the fork. That's not what Tropicale says.
I don't remember eating salmon or rice with my hands.

(01:23:21):
Wait, did you just grab the salmon out of the fucking lake
and just start chomping on it? It's.
Like fucking Sullivan, I that we're at a Disney restaurant or
like one of those eateries they have at the at the hotels.
Restaurant. One of those be hungry me go eat

(01:23:42):
Brundo. If he said it was my son eating
rice with his hands, then I'd believe it.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
So nobody fixed your toilet, HK?No, it's.
It's a whole thing with the flapper.
But see, here's the thing. We never used that.
Bathroom, so just let it run allday.

(01:24:05):
No, no, no, it doesn't run. It's when you when you when you
release the handle, it clips tooquick.
Does it walk around in circles? I don't like that HK is wearing
a mask. I don't like this.
I do. I think he doesn't.
He doesn't, but he doesn't know how to emo with a mask on.

(01:24:28):
Like he doesn't look surprised. He doesn't look like like like
amazed like nothing. He just stands there and stares.
It's fucking disturbing. I think he's just tired.
Is that spider man? There you go.
There you go. We really did fuck up his his
routine because he didn't go walking Saturday or Sunday
morning. Well, Saturday, Saturday was a

(01:24:49):
planned day off. I had that planned day off
since, I mean, since I started, I was going to go to straight to
the the birthday or the birthdayparty, whatever it was.
And and so they got. What's that?
The tattoo shop. No, I'm talking about my by
getting my miles in. So that was.
We didn't go right to the birthday party.
Saturday we went tattoo shop, then birthday party.

(01:25:12):
Yeah, but that was going to be, I was not going to that day
regardless. So it was just going to take the
day, right. And then Sunday I was in no
condition so. Yeah, checks out.
OK, terrific. Cool, checks out.
Did anyone watch Halloween Havoc'cause there are.

(01:25:34):
We don't have to go into AW and WWE.
There's Saturday Night's Main event of this weekend.
Jade Cargill, She turned heel onTiff.
Tiffy time. We had new tag team champions.
We were on the show last week when that happened.
Jay USA won the Battle Royale, so it's him and Punk on
Saturday. Yeah, he he threw out his his

(01:25:56):
brother and LA Knight. And on top of that, Pierce was
pissed off that they didn't turnover the world championship, so
he took Braun and Braun out of the fucking battle royal.
I think that was a smart move though, because unless you're
gonna have Braun Breaker win thething and you're not ready to
pull the trigger on that, it's asmart way to get him out of it.

(01:26:16):
I get that. I dig that decision.
I just wonder, I wonder if there's going to be chicanery
and shenanigans during that title match, though.
Maybe they show up and fuck things up.
I don't know. But per the conversation we had
last week, right, The more you get to think about it, like HK
is right? Like all these guys are getting
fucking old man Drew, Jimmy, JayOwens, Sami Zayn, Roman Reigns,

(01:26:42):
like top of the card. Like, let's just do it man, shit
or get off the pot, let's throw some new fucking blood into this
main event scene. And I think this is a missed
opportunity. Jay winning the Rumble was fun
'cause it was a surprise, but everything else after that was
kind of like, eh, well, maybe than an entrance, but maybe

(01:27:04):
Jimmy fucks Jay over and CM Punkwinds up winning and then we get
CM Punk Brown breaker. I wouldn't hate that, no.
It'll be. It'll be interesting to see how
they how they bring along some of the new faces, because if you
look at the guys that are at thetop of the card, like older
statesman, right, CM Punk, RandyOrton, those type of guys, those

(01:27:27):
are guys that you want to usher on your usher in the next, you
know, couple 234 top, top card guys.
So just to see how that transition, how that plays out
is going to be very interesting.I do want to say Maxine Dupree
has gotten so much better in thering.
It's fucking night and day it. She's put on a couple of great

(01:27:49):
matches. Blow my balls off like just I I
watching her, I was like what The Who the fuck is this 'cause
we all saw her before going get get her out of there.
She can't do shit. And she's.
She's fucking put an amazing, amazing job.
It was. That was refreshing to watch, to
watch her and her and her and Becky go at it.

(01:28:09):
Yeah, and and look like tying into Halloween Havoc, like Trick
Williams lost to Ricky Saints. Like what?
There's nothing. There's no reason for Trick
Williams to be in NXT at all anymore.
Yeah. And we haven't seen Obafemi lost
the title and he was not there for the NXT versus TNA feud.
So like, what? Let's go get these guys up

(01:28:30):
there. Do they need to be in the world
title picture? No.
But get them on TV, get fans used to them seeing them, get
fans knowing them you and and they bring back Alistair Black
and he's losing the dragon off on on Smackdown.
Like let's mix in some some fresh people here, like get
this, let's go. And it wouldn't kill them to

(01:28:50):
have some fucking vignettes airing for a couple of weeks.
I mean, what was the last set ofvignettes that we had for Veer
Mahan and they talking? What did they have?
Oh yeah, They did them for Ray and Penta.
No, Yeah. And I think there's a new have
you been seeing the new? I think either Gunther's coming
back or Brock Lesnar. I don't know who it is.
Bunch of your I was. I was hoping at first it would

(01:29:13):
be the Don, but I don't think it's going to be him at this
point. The Don.
Tony D'Angelo Nah, he you haven't seen him in a while.
Yeah, whatever. But he's another guy, he's been
in an NXT for a lot of years. It's time to shit or get off the
pot with him, bring him up, see what he can do.

(01:29:35):
It's interesting to me that they, they put out like, what
are they like 22nd clips and it's just of feet just walking.
And then they released one this morning at like 3:30 in the
morning central time and there was another set of feet walking
and the reaction they're gettingare just these 22nd clips of

(01:29:57):
feet walking. It's like that should show you
like feed, feed them a little bit and then make them hunger
for it. It's not.
Atlas on the writing team. I was going to say you.
Don't. Remember, do Love's entrance or
they showed him with the white boots.
Yep. Yeah. 48 minutes ago, AAA shared

(01:30:17):
a promo at 11 second clip of a man.
You would assume it's a man. It's four rocks glasses with ice
cubes in him and he's pouring a drink into one of them.
Just a hand pouring bourbon or whatever dark alcohol that is
into one, and it's got 191.7000 views.

(01:30:39):
Yeah, in 48 minutes. Yeah.
Look and the and the and the andthe comments.
The fact that this is the most creative WWE has been all year.
It better not be for a Mania promo because that would be
disappointing. It's Haman pouring drinks for

(01:30:59):
Bron, Bronson Theory and Lesnar Expectations, Chris Jericho,
Reality, The New Vision with Brock Lesnar, Paul Heyman, Braun
Breaker and Bronson Reed. It'll.
Be interesting. It'll be interesting to see
carrying cross I'll. Be a surprise.

(01:31:22):
Yeah, yeah. Brendo, you had mentioned in
text you watched a little bit ofHalloween Havoc.
I did. I watched the first four matches
there. Were only six.
You couldn't get through the last two.
Two hours of Booker T screaming and every match I I had to stop

(01:31:45):
to do something else. And then I thought to myself,
I'm like, do I really want to goback and hear this fucking
idiot? I still got Trick Williams's
entrance where he just goes get it or whatever the fuck he does.
And then like he's just insufferable.
Like during the IT wouldn't Ethan pay at the end of the
Ethan Page match? He it's the big movie dirty of

(01:32:06):
The Dirty of the dirt. Shut the fuck up.
Jesus, this guy makes me wish for Mark Madden.
He's fucking awful, you. Ruined every.
Fucking match. Yeah, the the word of the first
two matches was rump. And I was like, OK, I'm I can do
without this. Yeah.

(01:32:29):
NXT was. I enjoyed it.
I, I don't know, I enjoyed the, I enjoyed the Tatum Paxley
match. Even with the goofy finish.
Yeah, yeah, because there it's going to lead to something.
I know, but like, you can't throw people out just to have
let them come back. Well, they didn't get the ref,

(01:32:51):
didn't see them come back or seeIzzy Dame come back and
everybody thinks Izzy Dame mighthave been turning on Tatum.
Then it's got a little bit of a story to it.
I know it has a little bit of a story but like the Hardy Boys
thing and Dark state. I I tapped out before that.
Well, it's it was a broken rulesmatch, so there were no rules.

(01:33:12):
So then all four, that's four against two.
Nobody's there. Nobody wants to help the Hardys.
What are Javon Evans and fuckingLeon Slater jerking each other
off in the back? Fucking.
Nobody wants to help TNA. Why are they Leon Slater?
Guys or one of them, Javon. Evans isn't a TNA guy.
Leon Slater is. Yeah.

(01:33:34):
And look, whatever the iguana's name is, Mr. Iguana, tough one,
the puppet. The puppet Iguancito, he can eat
a shit too. Yeah, I was kind of over it
about 1/2. It wasn't like it was just all
the time. And there were some good spots
in that match. I I enjoyed most of it.

(01:33:56):
But yeah, I got a little overboard.
And the fucking announcers during Elio del Doctor Wagner,
they can't call him by his rightfucking name.
He's not Doctor Wagner Junior. His father is Doctor Wagner
Junior. Al Hijo de Doctor Wagner Junior.
Exactly. They're calling it.

(01:34:16):
They're calling him Doctor Wagner Junior the whole time.
It's a bit. I'm picking nits there.
I know, but no. It, but it's not, it's the whole
like, I don't know, it left me. It's the only thing I got really
opportunity to watch this week because we were, I was out there
in Minnesota. I don't know, man.
Like, look, Trick and Saints wasfine.

(01:34:36):
But like I said before, Trick isdone.
Like there's nothing left for him to do.
Like get him out of there. I don't understand why you have
the Hardys win the belts only tolose them back to Dark State.
And now we're gonna set up JavonEvans and Leon Slater against
Dark State. Wouldn't it be more meaningful
if Javon Evans and Leon Slater beat the Hardys for the tag
titles? Or what's they say?

(01:35:00):
They're starting to push those out.
The mud guys keep it on the Hardee's.
Let them beat them. They just came back for the
first two weeks. They squashed the former's
champs, let them annihilate the Hardee's.
The former champs, they're in Noah, right?
Hang in, tank. They debuted in Noah yesterday

(01:35:23):
and they're already challenging for the tank titles.
Oh wow. Yeah, yeah, the Blake Monroe
Zaria thing, you know, it's moreit's further, it was a device to
further the Azaria saw Ruka thing saw Ruka is definitely not
injured because there's no fucking chance they let her take
that spot if her leg is fucked up at the end of the match.

(01:35:44):
Yeah, yeah. So I'm I like that.
That was probably my favorite match.
And Saints and Trick Williams, the Paxley 1 was the when she
won. It was fun.
Yeah, the fans love her. So that that was a I wouldn't, I
wasn't expecting it. None of us were expecting it.
But yes, I think it was a good choice.

(01:36:06):
Yeah, I I think they did all they could with JCJ and at this
point too. Just a lot of goofy shit that
I'm just like, I don't know, I don't like Javonte, Javon Evans
and Leon Slater. They're just like the happy to
be there guys. Like no.
They looked like a team for teaming, like maybe their second
or third time they looked like ateam.

(01:36:28):
I like that. Yeah, though, but like they're
just everything is like. They're like, oh.
We're super excited. There goes so and so.
We're super excited. Like stop treating these kids
like fucking jerk, like they're amazing talents.
It's like make them seem important instead of like just
the fucking two goofballs that are happy to be there.

(01:36:51):
Yeah, Javon Evans. I still, I'm still sorry that he
wasn't the one that ended Oba Femi.
The story was there. So yeah, picks are updated.
Tony Brundo and HK14 and two. I want to say Nope, no, Tony

(01:37:16):
Brundo and me went four and two,HK 13 and 3 because we had this
conversation and you went the complete opposite direction.
You went with iguana and parka? Yeah, yeah.
Parka, parka, parka OK. OK.
Terrific, you know say so ton Tony keeps his lead.
Brendo is still two behind. HK dropped the game back to 8

(01:37:39):
games. I picked up a game on HK but I'm
still 11 back from from Tony in first place.
We're getting down to the wire November, December, January and
picks will be over for 2025. We will decide our fate from
there. Do we have we have a TNA one in
January? I believe we do.

(01:38:01):
I know NXT Deadline is in December.
Survivor Series full gear maybe final resolution or or bound?
Not bound. For glory, Genesis, I believe.
Yes. Yeah, Genesis.
Yeah, so where you go? 4 left Quattro.

(01:38:24):
There's 2AW pay per views left. Right.
Oh, and World's End. World's End, Yeah.
So 5 left. Yes, yes, sub boy.
Yes. Saturday's main event this
weekend. Punk, USO, Cody, Drew, Tiffany,
Jade and I'm sure we'll get one more match.
We're not picking that, are we? No, no, no, no.

(01:38:46):
Is Jesse coming back? Jesse Ventura?
Jesse. I don't know.
I don't know. HK's favorite Mexican.
I have a house in Mexico. I painted it with thermite

(01:39:08):
paint. The whole fucking thing was a
work. Yeah, ain't that funny.
Do you guys care about the AW women's tag team tournament?
Yes. Yep.
I started watching something. What's on on Friday?

(01:39:28):
Collision, I guess was on Fridaythis week.
Yeah, I watched. That was Saturday this week.
Oh. Saturday, yeah, I watched.
No, it was no, maybe it was. Wednesday I watched Okada and
Bandido and Bandido. Yeah, yeah, that was the main.

(01:39:50):
That was Wednesday and Takesh isall mad even though they're all
part of the family because they hate each other.
So are they going to run that shit?
Are they going to run that shit at like New Japan?
Is Ocado like the IWGP title? Is that what I?
Was thinking that too, even at the Dome maybe.
Yeah, it's just for Wrestle Kingdom.
Yeah, that's that's kind of interesting.

(01:40:14):
I just don't want to see Don Kallus there.
He'll be. There.
Bad news, buddy. He'll be there.
Fucking we'll be there. Well, we got our eight teams for
the women's tag team tournament.If we got on the left side of
the bracket, it's Jamie Hader and Queen Amanada against Julia
Hart and Sky Blue. Below that is the tag team of

(01:40:36):
Mercedes, Monet and Athena. They will be taking on Willow
Nightingale and Harley Cameron and Willow's done.
On the right side we have Rio and Alex Windsor against Tony
Storm and Mina Shirakawa. Oh, the tit squad.
Below that is Anna J and Ty Meloagainst Penelope Ford and Megan

(01:40:56):
Bane. Aside from Megan Bane, those are
all like AEW originals right there, right?
Like Ty Conte and and Anna J, they're like old school.
Sure, that was Rio. Yeah, but no.
But I mean, as a team, like theywere always together, Ty and
Anna. Not always, but what?
Anna used to wear the top hat and come out with the cane,

(01:41:17):
putting on the Ritz. That didn't last long.
Before she was part of the Dark Order and then what's her name?
Used to come out with all the all the Brazilian flamenco shit
on though. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Good times in tournaments.
Holy shit, Tegan Knox made her AW debut this past weekend.

(01:41:40):
Oh, great. How does she rest?
Well, Felka, No she. Tekla.
Whatever. Tekla the spider lady.
There's a Backpage segment with Ty Melo and Anna Jay where Nixon
Noel and Miranda Alize interrupted them.
So maybe that's who's Nixon Morel, That's Teganox 00.

(01:42:04):
And what's her name? Alize.
She hasn't been around in a while, right?
I think she was hurt for a while.
They're all hurt for a while. AW, more of the same, but worse.
Oh, is she mixing shit up? She called out Mercedes Monet to
unify that TV title. Of course she did.

(01:42:25):
How many wins does she got? Who?
Velvet. She's the She's the Ring of
Honor and she's the Ring of Honor TV champion.
I thought you just said she cameback.
She's. Coming back.
But that's why Mercedes Monet isthe interim champion.
Yeah, they did this dumb shit again, HK.
I see the. I definitely see the expression

(01:42:47):
in HK's face now. Yep.
See, now I can. Yeah.
Now HK is a little animated. Now I get the feeling.
Again. Were you measuring your prick?
What the hell was that signal you just put out?
Double TI. Don't.
That's what he was doing. No.
You went like this and then you put your hand in your crotch.
I was. That was a funny story.

(01:43:07):
Put my hand on HK's crotch at the tattoo shop.
Bro stuff. What was the impetus for this?
Bold move, the tattoo artist wasexplaining how you tattoo a
Dick. Double T leans and he just puts
his hand over my. Girl.

(01:43:28):
You know, he's like protecting. Me.
Yeah. He wasn't lifting it up and
exposing the the underbelly. No, no.
Of the Serpent of the. Serpent of pleasure, he's.
Giving you a cup Jack. Yeah, AW, whatever.
Yes. And then one last bit of news
before we go into homework again.

(01:43:51):
The death pool is not something where we are openly rooting.
Oh, you're full of shit. First, I I was not rooting, but
Brendo could be the lead taker here.
Brendo could have got his secondpick because what was it?
Friday night or Thursday night? It was announced at Abdul the

(01:44:11):
Butcher, who was in a hospital suffering from unspecified
serious health issues. So we were on the death watch.
But I feel like I saw something earlier this afternoon that his
wife said he's doing better. Yeah, I saw that, too.
I saw that, too. That's good.

(01:44:32):
That's good. Again, we're never openly
rooting for a death. We're not that long on the
point. Not even Buck.
We took somebody took buck. Kevin.
Yeah, Kevin did Hansel. Kevin's the only one without a
point. Well, here's a point that the

(01:44:55):
true Prince of Pro is making. If Mercedes beats Red Velvet to
the interim title and the real title count is 2 separate belts.
Yeah, we're going to. We got off that count.
It's a fair question. Good on you.
Get it all the way up there. MB all the way up there.
Lucky Lord. Fuck.

(01:45:15):
Yeah. You guys want to do some
homework? I mean, we already did it.
I want to talk about some homework.
All right, let's talk about somehomework.
Sorry, I was, I was up this weekand I decided to take you guys
back to March 27th, 1993. Or Ricky Steamboat and Shake

(01:45:38):
Douglas defending Douglas Douglas WCW tag titles against
Stunning, Steve Austin and BrianPellman, the Hollywood Blondes.
And we all settled in and we watched this and I'm interested
to hear what you guys have to say about it.
Who would like to start? I'll start.

(01:46:04):
I I I found it the one thing that I was annoyed about and I
know WCW did this for a while because they were the unified
tag team champions. But one guy comes out with one
belt and when the other guy comes out with the other belt,
don't like it either bring both sets out or just stick with one
set and just call them the unified champs.
Like it like it looked Bush league.

(01:46:25):
It looked like hey, we forgot one of the tag belts, so here
take this one we had lying around and just go to the ring
with it. That being said, I enjoyed this
match a lot. I like that Pillman and Austin
were actually trying to wrestle at the beginning.
They got a little bit of Shane Douglas and Peril and then Ricky
Steamboat had to do it on his own.
And then coming down the stretch, motherfuckers cheating

(01:46:47):
like nuts. Old school fucking heel
wrestling. Love the shit out of it.
I love that the belt was the impetus that fucking ended the
match. I love it was a little screwed
up when Austin was going to fucking wrap the towel around
who was it, Shane's neck? And he just fucking just
decided, ah, fall down, I'll getyou on the rebound.
And when Shane felly just fucking wrapped it around his
throat. I loved it, man.

(01:47:08):
Good stuff, good stuff. Fucking the women getting
involved out there too. Fucking good shit.
Wait, women. No, wait, I watched something
else. That's right, you know I got
fucked up because earlier today I watched Ric Flair and Arne
Anderson wrestle, fucking Stars and Stripes and then when the
women were getting involved in that one, Sorry, I had WCW on

(01:47:30):
the mine today. My bad.
You're going watching, watching this match.
It's, it's always like fun to watch this point of Austin's
career because his style is so much different and he is so
crisp, but he's so good in the ring.
But when he actually like when he gets huge and goes way over

(01:47:51):
the moon, he wrestles such a different style that it's almost
refreshing to watch him like this 'cause you don't
necessarily like when you think about him, you think of Stone
Cold Steve Austin and you're also a completely different
style. So seeing him during this area
era, I always fucking love there.
There was one thing in this match that fucking drove me
bonkers when it happened. I just, I just, I just about

(01:48:13):
lost my, my mind watching it. Tony, do you know what?
Do you know what it is? It's now a Ricky Steamboat.
Shit canned him over the top. Was it Yahtzee?
Why? Why?
You're a fucking face. Yeah, you're a fucking face.
I get that. Maybe it was frustration at that

(01:48:34):
point. I mean, Steamboat didn't really
have those tendencies. But, you know, sometimes guys
let their emotions get the better of them.
And yeah, yeah, it was kind of out of left field.
And it, it also was sticking in my craw, too, that like, Tony
Shivani was just kind of there and Jesse was trying to, you
know, tell the story. And yeah, it was.
It was, but that aside, I enjoyed it.

(01:48:56):
But yeah, I I agree with you on that one.
There was no reason for that. Super fun match.
I actually like at the the during the finish, I love the
way that Austin clipped Douglas to stop him from coming in.
He would straight legs to trip. You know what I mean?
Like there was a lot of good stuff throughout this match.
Just that one moment and I'm like and the commentators like
even made the point like, well, that should be a disqualified.
Well, don't even. Don't.

(01:49:18):
Throw the robes. It just drives me nuts.
I think there is a hiss. So I picked this because I had
watched earlier 93 stuff like January 93 Douglas and Steamboat
against the Hollywood Blondes. So I think there's a story in
there where the possibly the Hollywood blondes use that
tactic to get a win behind the referee's back.

(01:49:40):
Not saying it's right, I just think there's a little more it
just from A1 match perspective it doesn't make sense for them
to use that spot, but in a hole for the story I guess it could
make sense. I just want to say that I didn't
mean to cut you off, I'm sorry. No, no, of course not.

(01:50:01):
Lot of fun, lot of fun watching this this match.
There's like the simple things like when they they go through
the roll through early in the match and then Austin grabs the
tights and really like really cranks like just easy heal stuff
that fucking works. Just always works.
Finish was great, like I say. And then just going right back
to that, you don't see, you don't see them, them try and cut

(01:50:24):
the other guy off when they're trying to break up the tag the
way that like Austin just jumpedand like he threw like a
crossbody at Douglas's legs. It's fucking awesome.
Fucking awesome. Yeah, I really enjoyed.
I'm sorry, before we get to Brenda, did you notice the one
part? I think Austin was taking a
couple of punches from Douglas and he shit cans himself through
the ropes to the outside. Like it was such an amazing bump

(01:50:45):
at that point in the match too. You're right, though, Austin was
on a completely different level than what we would see a couple
years down the road, especially after he hurt his neck like it.
It was very interesting and refreshing to see him in this in
this position. Brendo, I yield to you, brother.
Yeah. I'm I'm all in that I love
seeing Austin just bounce, bouncing all over the ring, just

(01:51:07):
like making everything seem bigger than it is, just punches
just flying back and forth. Absolutely loved it.
I really like seeing Shane Douglas in the different role
than what he would play for manyyears after that as the plucky
babyface taking a beating and, you know, firing back up.
You know, I'm an I'm a big fan of ECW, so I'm used to the

(01:51:31):
franchise. So it was really cool to see
Douglas do this. But yeah, All in all, it was
just a 2 thumbs up for this one.Absolutely love this match.
Did it surprise anybody seeing Douglas in the position that he
was in here like pretty much shortly after his WWF run, which
really didn't set the world on fire where he was like, you

(01:51:53):
know, I mean, being in the ring with Ricky Steamboat as your
partner, that's that's nothing to sneeze at.
You know, Steamboat is a big deal even in even in the early
90s at this point. Is that does that surprise
anybody? Or did did did you guys think
that he just kind of transcendedit at at an early stage and and
he fit right in here now, I think like when you look like,

(01:52:14):
what's this 929393? Yeah, like his time in WWF 9091,
like that's all Hogan, Warrior, Earthquake.
Like he's wrestling house shows with fucking Black Bart and the
Barbarian, right. Like there really wasn't.

(01:52:36):
He just didn't like there was no, he was just an undercard guy
in WWF. He had that that great outing at
the Rumble or he's in there for like 20 something minutes.
Like, outside of that, his WWF run in 1991 is it leaves very
little, you know, Yeah, he. He fits much better in here in

(01:52:58):
WCW just as. Yeah, like on his way out he's
he's losing the I'm sorry to cutyou off Bronto.
He's losing the kernel Mustafa at on house shows.
Woof. And this is before he's this is
before or after. He was a dynamic dude also
right? Yes.
Yeah. So the Yeah.

(01:53:20):
Oh, he had to. Over.
He had to. Overcome 2 things.
There, Yeah, he had, he, he ate a lot of shit with that.
Yeah, yeah. But then he comes back in WCW
and he's he's doing a lot of, he's getting wins over like the
Kazana Super Invader, Mark Canterbury, like these are all
on TV. And then he's teaming with with
Marcus Alexander Bagwell and he's teaming with Eric Watts and

(01:53:42):
eventually he ends up with Steamboat and it just fucking
takes off there. Wow, Douglas was another one of
the fucking Buff Bagwell tag team partners, huh?
I mean, it wasn't long for this world.
No, I understand, but they were throwing everybody a Buff
Bagwell during this time. You know, I would love to see
this September 21st, 1992 WCW Saturday night Bagwell and

(01:54:06):
Douglas against DDP and Vinnie Vegas.
Holy shit, no fucking way. Wow.
Yeah, but every, I mean, he beats as a as a solo on Saturday
night, he beats Pelman by DQ. He's in some weird tag team with
Van Hammer where they're beatingArne Anderson and Bobby Eaton.

(01:54:28):
Holy shit on house shows What inthe?
Fuck. Yeah, but then once he, I mean
he teams with fucking Dustin Rhodes for a while.
I don't care what Kyle says, 1993 WCW is the best year in
wrestling. Dude, it sounds so magical going
back and listening to this, these, these fucking matches,

(01:54:48):
right? Like class listening to them.
Class 21 is Steamboat and Douglas beating Wyndham and
Rhodes for the unified tag titles.
And this is where Wyndham turns on Dustin I think after the
match, right? That's crazy.
Like that's a run. Steamboat and Douglas gets eaten

(01:55:10):
and stunning Steve. Yeah, like that's a, that's a
fucking tag team. Like man.
Wait, Eden and stunning Steve? Was that when Regal was teaming
up with? Who was Regal teaming up with
that he had to step away and Steve Austin took his place.
I don't think it was 90 yet. No, he took the 2 yet.

(01:55:31):
Regal took Austin's place, I believe, in the blondes.
When he wore up his arm, his leggot you.
That's I think what ended the tag titles that they that they
won in this match. I think that ended this one.
So that's how they ended that ring.
That's wild. That's why that fucking and
yeah, to your guys point, like Ilove this, like the Austin, the

(01:55:52):
bumping, like there's one spot where he goes to like I don't
know what he was trying to do, but he tried to jump on somebody
and he fucking bounces off the ropes into the three A 180 in
the air and lands on his knees in the middle of the ring.
That was Douglas when for the hot tag, like right before he
hits the hot tag, he jumps out of the way of Douglas or Austin
doing that. Pillman trying to get in the

(01:56:14):
ring but he like stops cause thethe fans are on him.
Like the fans are yelling at himand he doesn't want to get
caught. Like stuff with the towel was
fun. Steamboat had him in that weird
like arm wrench thing. It was the what the fuck do they
call it? I.
Don't know, some kind of stretch.
And then Pillman reversed it, but his momentum spun him all

(01:56:36):
the way through, so he just ended up back in it again like.
Abdominal stretch, right? No.
No, no, no, no, I know. When he got the arms behind him,
I forget what it's called. Oh, OK.
But the teacher was like, he's got to put the knee in the back
and then he doesn't. He's like, what?
Do they have a headset on Chovani?
The bow and arrow. The bow and arrow, Yes, yeah,

(01:56:57):
yeah. Yeah.
Do you find it weird that that Jesse was doing the play by play
and Tony Shivani was filling in the blanks in this one?
I did. I'm not used to Jesse Ventura
actually calling the action. I think this is just when he

(01:57:19):
gets there too, right? And I it's also weird too, like
Jesse was calling out Shane Douglas for using closed fists
and Tony Shivani could have easily done the fucking Gorilla
Monsoon thing and just said to him like, well, you know, they
were using closed fist. They're known for using that.
Maybe Shane's just trying to take advantage what's good for
the goose. But no Shivani.
Like, you're right, Jesse. Oh the fucker.

(01:57:41):
These are the good guys. Just make it up and say I think
his fist is open. If his fist is open, it's legal.
It's not a close fist. Do something.
I think Shivani was just fuckingJesse Ventura's bitch.
Ever. Ever since he told them to shoot
somebody at ringside. That's what I think.
Seriously, Shivani was afraid ofJesse.

(01:58:02):
He didn't like Bobby Heenan. Like who the fuck did he want to
work with? I'm having fun.
This is great, I will say. I mean I fucking the abdominal
stretch that Steamboat put on might have been the best
abdominal stretch I've ever seenin wrestling.

(01:58:22):
It was. I miss that as a transition move
really. Yeah.
I really do. They transitioned the tags into
it too. That was pretty cool, I've never
seen that before. It's such a great heel move too.
You get that close to your own corner, you reach back, your
partner grabs your hand and the dude starts really wrenching and

(01:58:44):
twisting. The other guy comes in to try to
break it up and then you switch off and the referee's not
looking. You hit the guy in the bread
basket while you're getting out of the ring.
Fucking hell man, tag team wrestling is such a lost art
form. Instead of just diving over the
ropes and hitting each other andshit.
Oh my God. Yeah.

(01:59:05):
So overall, everybody fuck yes. You don't even have to ask.
Yep, I got. How do you say his name?
Draco, I lost my brother. Draco.
Oh yeah, your brother? Yep.
Brando wearing the Jimmy USO repelling costume tonight.
I would have gone with Jeff Hardy, but Jimmy USO works well.

(01:59:27):
Hey, is that Uncle Meatloaf? No, no, no.
That's my brother, not my uncle.Oh, gotcha.
Yeah. Get your.
That's the my brother whose wedding the entrance was filmed
at. Oh, not Zookie.
That is Zook. Oh, that Zook.
Yeah, like everybody said earlier, the something's wrong

(01:59:47):
with the. Changing names tonight.
This is weird. Yeah, it's a YouTube thing.
I don't know what the deal is. Yeah, 'cause true Prince of
prose. Usually under his government
name, too. Yeah.
Oh, say hi to Tyler WPGI. Guess is another fellow from
Canada. Yeah, he was here last week,
man. Oh, he was.
There's been so many new people,I can't keep track anymore.

(02:00:08):
It's a blessing. Welcome on all.
Well, if the new people are if the new people are in the house,
Christmas time is around the corner.
I know it's only Halloween the end of the week, but might have
a limited run of those shining Wizards Christmas shirts that we
put out last year. Stay tuned.
Oh nice, I know Brunda was a shit out of his.

(02:00:28):
I certainly did. Love seeing those ballots come
in. People don't forget if you go
yeah, December 1st get get them in.
Did you notice I was wearing my old school Halloween shirt?
Yeah, yeah. I mean, the orange faded up to
yellow a little bit. I mean, it looks more yellow on
the screen. But love this shirt.
Tis the season. Fuck yeah.

(02:00:50):
Season of pleasing when? You're color blind.
It all looks the same anyway. Oh, buddy, I'm sorry.
Yeah, you're up though, Brendo, right?
You're to your turn to assign ushomework.
Yeah, Yeah, Cripple, What do yougot for us?
Cripple Oh yeah. So we are staying in sort of the

(02:01:11):
same period, but going across the sea to All Japan Pro
Wrestling. Oh yes, Oh yes.
We are going and it's not what you think.
We are going to March 4th, 1992,Joe and Dean Malenko versus
Furnace and Dan Crawfit. I.

(02:01:34):
Wanted to look up some old Furnace and Crawfit matches.
Ferguson Lafont for people who know him in WWF and I came
across this. I love Dean Malenko.
I heard a lot of great things about the Malenkos and All Japan
So what the hell. It's on YouTube so I'll send it
after this. It's a good 15 minute match so

(02:01:57):
I've never seen it so I'm excited.
I I like this. I I, I was definitely thinking
that you were gonna go like Kobashi Masawa Akiyama.
Like no, really, I thought like that's where you were heading
for this. But bravo, Sir.
I like this one. I got high hopes for this one
now. And I love that you didn't see
it yet. I like I like when whoever
presents homework didn't see it before it.

(02:02:19):
Throws the Ultimo Guerrero one. I'd never watched that before,
and I was pleasantly surprised. So I feel like that's what like
the best thing about homework is.
When everybody's surprised, nobody's seen it.
Never. Stop learning, people.
No, never, never stop. You stop learning, you stop

(02:02:39):
growing and you stop appreciating things.
Yeah. Don't stop appreciating things.
Don't stop appreciating. What do we got?
Who's is next week? Eric Stevens.
Next week is Eric Stevens, former ROH wrestler, starting to
make a comeback on the Indies. So.
That should be fun. Didn't he start like his own

(02:03:01):
cookie business or something? Did he?
Feel like he dabbled in some kind of food food venture?
He looks fucking great. No, fucking great.
Well, listen, if he's got a foodventure and he's selling
cookies, please figure that out and send me a link.
I love to buy me some cookies. I ordered some shit from Gold

(02:03:22):
Belly this week. I ordered some cheese steaks
from Pat's, and I ordered some shoo fly pie from Miller's
Bakery out there in Amish country.
Those will be arriving around Thanksgiving, just in time for
Turkey Day. Shoo fly.
What is in a shoo fly pie? Lots of sugar and molasses.
It's fucking amazing. They say where it's from.

(02:03:45):
Miller's the town. Oh, OK.
Yeah, it's, it's Miller's. I want to say it's Ronks.
I think I've actually been to Miller's Bakery before.
Let me see. I was just wondering if it was
from Intercourse PA. No, although I do like me some
intercourse. Me too, every year.
Once a year. You know what else I learned in
Minnesota? Married people.

(02:04:06):
They don't have sex. What?
Yeah, so I learned in Minnesota who, wait, who's married?
Not having sex. You had to go all the way out to
Minnesota to learn that. Yeah seriously bro, am I missing
something? I'm looking for what you said.

(02:04:31):
What happened? I don't like that.
There's no that way this guy. No, it's there's nobody.
Else it it just says Lancaster County.
I'm trying to find the the actual town bro though.
I know what he says. I've actually been to Miller's.
Before Lancaster County is, that's where intercourse is also
and blue, no? No, I know.

(02:04:51):
I just want to get you the town though, you know?
Yeah. Ronks.
I knew it was Ronks. There you go.
It's Ronks. You're welcome.
What did I miss? What the fuck happened tonight?
I don't know. We're having a great time.
Why? Who's not having fun?

(02:05:11):
I don't know. I heard somebody's not getting
married. Sex.
What the fuck happened? Molly said.
Him and Kevin don't fug anymore because they're married.
That can't be true, AJ. That's why he's so horny.
I couldn't tell because of the stupid fucking mask.

(02:05:32):
He wore the mask so he could napthroughout the show but he's
there's a commitment there. But I also know he's exhausted.
It's been a rough week for him so.
Plus he fucking works like 20-5 hours a day.
He's a hard working man. I don't blame him.
I'd love to go back for an awardceremony next year.

(02:05:54):
That first award ceremony weekend sounded amazing.
You can speak to This is an audio podcast.
Oh, right, right. No, I.
Yeah, I'm going to be back. I'm going to do that.
It's my thing. You know, I'm going to say it.
I know you guys had a very busy couple of days when Matt was out
in Minnesota. Very surprised you guys didn't

(02:06:15):
record a special episode of The Gorilla Brain Boys.
Could double T. Could that double T sit in?
Well, you know, we would have had to grab Duke because Duke's
got the the bigger board to plugin and all my, my gimmick only
has 22 audio jacks. So it would have been it would
have been a little bit of an adventure and Duke sometimes we
start working on it sounds like he's fucking playing tech mobile

(02:06:38):
on this shit. So.
Yeah. Might have been a thing and then
I was going to be like have tropical bring his laptop and
his rid yeah you just. Need microphones?
You guys record you just like you.
Go live, you know. Yeah.
Could use the stream yard. Yeah.
But yeah, we had a lot of, we had a lot of things going on,
Tony. No, I understand.

(02:06:58):
I understand. I I'm, I'm just, I'm a lot of
Mario golf. I guess I'm just being a little
selfish 'cause I think I would have enjoyed a show with the
four of you's, but yeah, yeah. Well, next year maybe at the
five of us. Maybe six of us, I don't know,
maybe maybe your birthday bro can come out.
You know he ain't leaving without his fucking family.

(02:07:20):
He's weird. Maybe I'll bring my family.
The two families could go hang out and fuck off and we could do
what we want to do. Fuck.
Fuck on. Oh, we can get our fucking on at
Ollie's. We're all married.
Maybe the tranny will come back.I really did want to buy a
sweatshirt or a hoodie over there too when we fucking ran
out the door at Ollie's or we. Got you.

(02:07:44):
We got you, you got you got me all weekend.
Stop buying shit for me. But you're my buddy.
I want to make it real special. Buddies.
We're buddies. Bro stuff makes everybody feel
special. No bro.
Still, you need give me no bro stuff.
I hovered over the crotch and I open the bathroom door and
that's all you're getting out ofme.
It's more than I expected. I'll be honest, that was a good

(02:08:06):
joke. My timing was impeccable.
Yeah, yeah, great. Timing, yeah, you're usually on
the money with shit like that. All right, well, special thanks
to the fiend joining us tonight and the fucking breath alive.
Whatever. Same shit, super callow.
Yeah, Super Callow was here. Hello.

(02:08:27):
That guy rules ass. Whatever mask Kevin has on, I'm
still not sure. He's just Gringo Loco.
He doesn't wear mask. Who is that?
I have no idea. See, Matt doesn't know either.

(02:08:49):
I'm not sure myself. That's the serpent of pleasure
there. Oh yeah, it's serpent of
pleasure. Jesus Christ.
We'll be back next week with thefucking cookie guy.
And with that, we cue the fucking music.
Take the cookies. I'm not sure if they're cookies.
This has been a production of the Shining Wizards Network.

(02:09:12):
For everything Shining Wizards, visit shiningwizards.com and
don't forget to listen to all the great shows of the Shining
Wizards Network. We would like to take this time
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patreonpatreon.com/wizards podcast Executive Producers
Manny Kratzel and Mike Peterson,Producers Kate Hensler, Macarepo

(02:09:34):
High 5 Tom Ryan Schlong Alde Kathy Hummer, Jesse Elwell,
Emily Brock, Michael Hammond, Keith Parker.
I Dumped Biscuits and Henry David.
Henry Bauer, the Third. What night, Diane?

(02:10:13):
Hey, everybody out there in wrestling land, but you want pro
wrestling information at its finest.
You're listening to Shining Wizard right here with my boys.
Thank God we didn't get a Shane Douglas promo.
I forgot to tell you Diana made the birthday board and Hansel
Kevin's birthday. I don't care.
You cum in my face. My kids turn me on.

(02:10:46):
You know you guys, are you making fun of me?
You will suck my meat. I just banged out country dude
up the ass. Randolph.
Boobies my nuts. I'm not talking no bad things.

(02:11:09):
Who's talking bad things? I'm coming.
What? Don't be talking about that.

(02:11:32):
Nice. Real nice.
Did you drink the pudding? Did you taste the pudding?
I am sick and tired of playing around with kids.
I know poor handsome Kevin. They were busting on me pussy.

(02:11:53):
What's going? What's going on?
What a package. Why you crying, honey?
I will double this you with boththis and you will scream to the
heavens, you. Guys OK, are you, you thought
something or? Hey, are you the country dude?

(02:12:16):
Why they laughing? They're playing my old one
though. Fucking great.
What is that? My nuts.
What if I want to watch them? Because I'm going to stretch his

(02:12:38):
ass like it's never been stretched before.
Who's? That other guy, who's the new
guy there?

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