April 7, 2025 • 24 mins
🎙️ Episode 10: Deny, Defend, Depose
🧑⚖️ "Somebody ate the evidence."
In this legal-thriller-turned-80s-gamer throwback, Jerry Pancake finds himself in the hot seat—literally—being deposed for reasons he may or may not understand. But things take a turn when a mysterious someone eats the only piece of evidence. (No spoilers, but it may have involved nacho cheese.)
Between dodging legal jargon and blaming his attorney, Pancake takes a nostalgic detour back to the pixelated days of the Mario Brothers, exploring the real question: Was Princess Peach worth all that jumping? Spoiler: Not when there’s a warp pipe to Margaritaville.
Plus: We dig into the 2020 Archives for a long-lost, definitely-real commercial from Trump’s Old Balls—the political ad that probably got flagged by the FCC.
🎵 Music Featured in This Episode:
- 🕹️ Ian Post – Super Duper
- 🍳 Jerry Pancake – Moons Over My Hammy
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- (01:08) - Introduction to the Madhouse
- (02:36) - Pancake's Deposition Adventure
- (10:28) - Cowboy Catheters Explained
- (13:09) - Trump's Old Balls Discussion
- (15:29) - Donkey Kong Trivia
- (18:17) - Video Game Nostalgia
- (20:57) - Closing Remarks and Thanks
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Game begin.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
All you guys do is just sit up
Speaker 3 (00:22):
there and talk about how fucking cool you are.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
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Speaker 5 (00:37):
Dolly's Place near Salta's house of ill fame. And
I'm just I'm just going by thatto mean a whorehouse or a, like,
a brothel. Oh, yeah. Right?Panama, same as the Van Halen
song.
1901 Washington Street, also awhorehouse, gambling, and
liquor. So, apparently, at someof these whorehouses or sorry,
(01:00):
Elizabeth Benedict. What wouldyou call them nowadays? Like, a
brothel, a prostitution home.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
I don't really know what the right thing to say is,
but, like, an escort house?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Talking all that crazy energize. Pancake and the
scramble. Audio breakfast withyour favorite
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Hey, everybody. Welcome back. This episode
brought to you by Soco shirts.And all in just trivia, the last
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(02:12):
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Speaker 1 (02:37):
Welcome back, all you Mary Miller Madhouse listeners.
Jerry Pancake, I do have to askyou. Look extra rundown today.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Oh, man. Has been a day.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
More than the usual amount of rundown.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
I mean, I am rundown like you if I was, like, a
neighborhood, oh, I'd be herelike Gary. Sorry. Sorry, guys.
Sorry. We have a beautiful home.
But, no, I'm extra worn outtoday because I was deposed. I
don't know if anybody that's nota sexual thing or anything. I
(03:17):
wasn't like it wasn't like arape or anything like that, but
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Mind rape.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Yeah. There was a lot of things that I had to go
through, and I just wanted totell you, Josh scrambled, about
one question that I was askedand the answer that I gave,
which is a true answer.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I can only imagine what answer what question it'd
be because they can ask youanything.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
They can ask you anything and you have to answer,
which is You are under oath.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Let me let me add just one bit of context here. So
Scramble or I'm sorry. Pancakehas been diligently working on
gathering all of his paperworkthis week and, like, all of
these things that he's neededfor this. He's, you know,
compiled all his records, andhe's doing all kinds of
(04:10):
spreadsheets spreadsheets thelikes of which no one's ever
seen.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I believe they they call it the discovery period.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I'm doing pivot tables, and that's very
advanced.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Tables. I don't even know
Speaker 5 (04:20):
what those are. Advanced. It's easier to do now
than it was ten years So
Speaker 6 (04:25):
so pancake, very prepared for this
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Very extremely prepared.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Be composed.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
And, you know, went through all this documentation
one piece at a time, itemizedall the transactions.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Do we need to say what this is about? No. Context?
No?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
No. I don't think so. It's a fight that we've been
doing now for almost six years.Oh. And so it's gotten down to,
like, we're almost at the end.
In any case
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Nothing criminal, Jerry. It's
Speaker 5 (04:52):
not to tell anybody who No. In any case, the
plaintiffs we are the defendantsin this lawsuit, but the
plaintiff's attorney wasdeposing me today and he asked
me, you know, why do you thinkmy client would not have any
records to back up hercontentions? And I said, because
(05:17):
she ate them. And he asked me toelaborate and clarify on my
answer, and I said, at onepoint, she was super worried
that someone was going to stealher identity. That point lasted
about nine years, and sherefused to purchase a shredder
(05:43):
so or burn the they they couldburn it.
You could light it on fire in afire pit.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Right? Or a grill.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Everybody Or a grill? Yeah. Your grill, you they did
that in Breaking Bad. Right?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Anything. Dig a hole.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Burn it.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Yeah. Dig a hole. Throw it in the ground.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Doesn't trust a fire. Doesn't trust a fire. She
Speaker 5 (06:02):
ate it.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
She just ate it.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Wait. And I had to I had to repeat myself three
Speaker 8 (06:08):
times, and
Speaker 5 (06:10):
he said, you know, this isn't a joke. And I said, I
saw it. She bragged about it.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
So, like, she she gets a bank statement, you know,
puts
Speaker 5 (06:20):
it over hate all of her bank statements for a long
period of time. So I was reallyconfident because Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
So she
Speaker 5 (06:28):
so she literally got a purse
Speaker 1 (06:29):
statement and made a deposit in herself with the bank
statement. Yes.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I I I'm trying to think, like, would you just tear
it up into tiny pieces andsprinkle it on, like, oatmeal or
something? Yes. Or
Speaker 5 (06:40):
She'd have a big couple cigarettes after she ate
that.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I mean,
Speaker 5 (06:45):
she didn't have to cook that night, I guess. It's
pretty. But, yeah. So that wasone of the wild Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
You can. Trees. Does
Speaker 6 (06:53):
it come right out? So because then that would be,
Speaker 1 (06:56):
you know,
Speaker 6 (06:57):
still a threat.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You better chew thoroughly because no one wants
a paper cut asshole.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
And I know they put a lot of chemicals in that paper
nowadays. It's not like back inthe olden times where you were
just, like, shaving a tree andmaking paper out of it or
whatever. I don't know how theymake paper.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
I just have to say that that is the most craven,
lunatic thing I've ever heard inmy life. I was shocked. And
Jerry just said it like it wassupposed to be a normal thing.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Yeah. Like, they thought I was joking, and I was
not.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I've got this scene in my head, and I'm sure it's
not true, but it's making melaugh. Said person walks into a
pank, cashes a jar, makes
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Here's your
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Here's your deposit. Here's your receipt.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Yep. Can I get some tartar sauce?
Speaker 6 (07:42):
You can dip it in some tartar sauce.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Salsa? Do you guys have salsa for eating the paper?
But, yeah, that was a true thingthat had happened to me today.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
I'm like, how
Speaker 6 (07:52):
do you not lead with this to your lawyer to
establish?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Our lawyer thought I was joking as well.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
No. I mean, but you should have said, oh, by the
way, I or let me just start offby saying this lady eats her own
bank statements.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
It was very wild. And then
Speaker 6 (08:10):
it could have saved a lot of time.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yeah. She doesn't she's never gonna have anything
to back up her contentionsbecause she ate them all.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
She and I
Speaker 5 (08:20):
was very matter it was disturbing how matter of
fact I said it, I think, whichis really
Speaker 6 (08:25):
It was just disturbing.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
And and and the lady is watching this as well.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
The judge or her?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Her. The eater. Eater of the bank statements.
Understand. And I I think try todeny it?
No. Well, you can't. You're notsupposed to Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
She's there. You can't.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Did you see her lips moving when when you
Speaker 5 (08:47):
said No. They did cut to her once and she was smoking
a cigarette, like, sittingthere, which was very weird and
bad. So, yeah, that's why I'mtired.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
How how did you know that?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Although after seeing so much of dealing that it's
that that humor is gone.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Well, I know is that all I know that is her attorney
just, like, he was exasperatedby the time I was done with with
explaining what happened tofollow-up questions? Like, he
Speaker 1 (09:15):
asked three follow-up like, was
Speaker 9 (09:17):
it just like, are you sure you saw this?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Or He did not ask about the eating paper at all
after that, after the firstthree times that I tried to
clarify it. And I'm like, youcan ask her. She's not gonna
deny that. She was proud of it.She told us a lot about it.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
I can't I just can't so that's it. Okay. Let's in my
mind, I'm thinking, okay. Like,I'm I'm really worried about
identity theft, which, by theway, I'm not. Steal my identity
today.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
And, anyway, please. I think maybe someone will do
something good with mine.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Well, but
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Like, you know, like, maybe they'll be successful,
steal my identity.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
I'm instead of fire, I'm going to just eat the the
statements.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Or just buy a shredder at
Speaker 6 (10:04):
home. Me, I would be like Office Depot. This is
something I'm gonna do in secretbecause I'm I I don't want
anyone to know that I'm thiscrazy Yeah. And I'm going to
just eat.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
No. She did it right out in the open in front of
Speaker 6 (10:17):
right out in the open.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
So Proud of it.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
I I mean, you should have led with that.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Well, there were there's a lot of choices to lead
with stuff with the crazinessthat was going on.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
So That's true. Cowboy catheters. RIP.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
You don't wanna know what that is and maybe in a
later episode, but we are
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Anyone out there in Miller Motte? Was that
Speaker 1 (10:39):
what they were called? Cowboy catheters?
Catheters. I hear the wordcatheter, and it makes me
cringe.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Yep. These, you don't have to put anything in. It's
just a it's just a condom.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
It's just
Speaker 6 (10:49):
a condom with a rubber band.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Cowboyscatheters.com. Where everything's bigger in
Texas. We're gonna need a newcommercial. It's just a cath
it's just a rubber and, like, acondom. I just I With extra room
so you can piss in it.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
So you know how some people hate certain words, and I
never thought I had a word thatI couldn't Consider? Yeah. Like,
some people hate moist.Catheter.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
I hate that word too. Makes my dick hurt.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Oh, yeah. No. Catheter makes my dick hurt just
thinking about it. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
No one wants a catheter.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh. Unless it's a
Speaker 6 (11:23):
cowboy catheter.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Some fucked up motherfuckers out there. They're
like, oh, catheter. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
They got those cowboy catheters at romantics. Heard.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
I can't even
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I'd rather eat my bank statement than hear that
word again.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
I wanna go further with the cowboy catheter, but
there's no need. That's enough.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
That is enough. It's disgusting. You are correct.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
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Speaker 6 (12:19):
It smell really bad, mom. Say it.
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Hey, honey. Are those Trump's old balls I smell?
Speaker 8 (12:34):
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Speaker 5 (12:36):
I just can't seem to go a day without wanting to put
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Speaker 5 (12:52):
Why do we have to eat
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Trump's old balls all the time?
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Speaker 1 (12:57):
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Speaker 5 (12:58):
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Speaker 5 (13:42):
Well, it was height of the puberty for mister
pancake.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
You couldn't So you're saying we shouldn't
Speaker 5 (13:47):
be voice was changing to this sexy
Speaker 6 (13:50):
So should
Speaker 5 (13:50):
peep tone. Peach?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Princess peach.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Princess peach? Wasn't doing it for you, Jared.
No. You can't.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
You can
Speaker 6 (13:56):
get your racks off. You can jack off to Blanche, but
Princess Peach is just where youdraw the She was
Speaker 1 (14:02):
too young. Too young.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
No one's jacking off to eight bit.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Taylor Swift, the sexy kid. I don't think there's
a
Speaker 5 (14:09):
There's a eight bit jack off. Though there's Kong? I
don't even know. Yeah. It's justthe same lady.
Isn't it the same lady? Like,the whole Mario thing is based
(14:33):
on Donkey Kong. Yeah. That's Iliked it. Donkey Kong was my
favorite.
Is that Peach? Yeah. Oh, okay.So it's the same lady.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
But I meant like a like Donkey Kong with a wig on.
So Oh.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
How is
Speaker 1 (14:49):
it like all we referenced so many,
Speaker 5 (14:51):
like God. Like a bear. No. Wasn't. But he's like
Donkey Kong.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Am I just making that up? I can picture it
Speaker 1 (14:58):
in my There was missus Pac Man, but I don't
think there was a missus
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Donkey This is Donkey Kong was was the peach lady.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
If if anyone has this bit of trivia, please write in
and or call
Speaker 5 (15:08):
me. Yeah. You could write in and and send us a
letter to PO Box.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
You can you can message us on So Cool Podcast,
Facebook, whatever, however thatworks.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
This is Donkey Kong. No. You you can PO Box 696969
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Don't send it to that
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Gary, Indiana 46403.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Am I right?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
There's a lady Donkey Kong?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
So there was a this is fucked up. So you know how,
like, on Super Nintendo, theyhad Donkey Kong Country.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
So there was a grandma Donkey Kong.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
But here's
Speaker 5 (15:47):
she has the dirty A gilf.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
The dirtiest fucking name ever. A gilf. Just but
here's Kilm. It's a great namefor your dick if you're old.
Wrinkly Kong.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Oh. What? Wrinkly Kong.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
It was wrinkly Kong.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Wrinkly Kong.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
I got a wrinkly Kong in my pants right now.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
My daughter
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Jesus. Look at it. She's got a shawl and a library
book.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
None of you can see this because this is a audio
only That's
Speaker 6 (16:15):
not what I pictured.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
She does
Speaker 5 (16:17):
not if you fucked her, she would die probably. She
she looks like a cute oldgrandma.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
She would handle you no problem, Jerry's handcake.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Very experienced. Yeah. Very experienced. She'd
she'd whip you around and handleyou. Peg me with her Donkey
Speaker 6 (16:32):
handle you.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Peg me with her With
Speaker 7 (16:34):
her cane?
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Donkey dildo. With her cane.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Wow. This just went real dark right now.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Well, it went real it's this is the shittiest
episode that we've done for It'spretty shitty.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
For sure.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Just gonna
Speaker 1 (16:46):
So there was just Donkey Kong until Donkey Kong
Country came out in thenineties.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
I believe Donkey Kong Country is the only other one I
ever tried to play.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Is that the one where you have to make meth? Donkey
Kong Country?
Speaker 6 (17:02):
I don't think I got to that level. No.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Or Kid Rock is in that where you, like, have to
save Kid Rock maybe?
Speaker 6 (17:08):
I didn't get to that level.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
I don't I don't know where that is. Waylon Jennings.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
I believe there was like a
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Don't put Waylon Jennings in
Speaker 5 (17:14):
that. I love Waylon. Was there I
Speaker 6 (17:15):
know. Maybe a coal mine?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
There was because you had to
Speaker 7 (17:18):
ride around It was a fucking coal mine.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Because you had to ride around in one of those
Indiana Jones cars.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Right. The car
Speaker 5 (17:24):
What the fuck?
Speaker 6 (17:26):
I and the only reason why I remember is because it's
the only other video game I everplayed. I don't think I ever
tried to play I never played anyshoot them up games or whatever
they are. Or
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Space? No space I
Speaker 6 (17:41):
I played Duck Hunt.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
So you played three video games.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Although, technically,
Speaker 6 (17:44):
videos. ColecoVision was my favorite. Super
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Mario Brothers and Duck Hunt were on the same
cartridge for most of it.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
It came with the thing.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
You when you get tired and you want a break from
Mario Brothers, you'd play DuckHunt and be like, god, this game
sucks.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah. Because you're shooting the most inaccurate gun
on Earth.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
It was just well, I could beat my brother, and
that's all that mattered.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
You could use that gun for other stuff, like make a
bong out of it.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Pegging?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
No. We so here is story.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Here's a story behind this. I gotta get it.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
So here is a story about the old video game days in
case anybody is, like,interested in that stuff. What
what normally I would use, like,I had a, like, a computer. I was
kind of a nerd with a computer,but after I got kind of bored of
doing the computer and with theNintendo or whatever, I would
(18:42):
take it apart, and then we wouldjust put our drugs in there.
Why? To hide them from our mom.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
So did you use So we would have
Speaker 5 (18:51):
weed in there. We weren't like, we didn't really
do cocaine, but like weeddefinitely in the computer. So
you would just like lift the topof the computer off and the weed
bag would be in there.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Which seems interesting because with a fan
and heat, it would you wouldthink it would
Speaker 5 (19:06):
There's no fans. Like it was that computer.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Oh, the super old computers like
Speaker 6 (19:12):
What what Jerry Pancake is pointing at right now
is like a very old time
Speaker 5 (19:17):
It is that is an Atari 800 XL. It is screwed
together though now because Ijust keep my drugs out in the
open now. I could just I couldjust have them in a box, like,
on on a shelf.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Your mom's never coming to check.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
She definitely isn't. She will never come here. I
don't think. If she's stillalive, hopefully.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
My lead
Speaker 1 (19:39):
is in the space invaders cartridge.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
He put it in pitfall. Or wait, what was the other?
Speaker 5 (19:48):
I'm Pitfall was a yeah. You know
Speaker 7 (19:50):
what I mean? Jen Jen pancake has
Speaker 5 (19:52):
a lot of knowledge of video
Speaker 7 (19:53):
games, which I did not know.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
Ones because I'm old.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I've actually got all the old ones. You ought to come
over.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah. The next party we throw out. Frogger? Anything
that was on Atari, I have.Anything on Nintendo.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
How do you just have it?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
No. There's a secret that's He's got some sort of
emulator, his generation.Emulator? Fucking with
everything and
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I love how Jerry's all mad that I like have all the
fun stuff.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
I I am because I don't have it. Like, I don't get
to have that. I didn't likeJackman.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Cake if you get it.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Or a miss pack, man.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
It's like a $100 and I can make it for you. What?
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Plug it into the TV, the big TV.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah. All you need is a HD monitor. I could
Speaker 5 (20:34):
probably do it with one of these 100 computers that
I have I
Speaker 6 (20:37):
liked Qbert.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah. The orange dude with the dick on his face.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Yeah. That guy.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I didn't like that game. It was weird.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
I'm in Denny's.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
All you guys do is
Speaker 3 (20:58):
just sit up there and talk about how fucking cool you
are.
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Speaker 7 (22:14):
to be good. I said I'm wondering just how you
taste. She laughed and said, Iknow just where to begin. She
said, I know you like breakfastfood. I'm about to blow your
(22:36):
mind.
I have a sandwich that was madefor your calf. It's the moons
over my heavy. It's got cheeseand egg. Spread it on sourdough
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as you taste the green. It's themoon's over my heaven.
It's got cheese and eggs. Eat itit on sourdough as you taste the
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grease. It's the moon's over myhammy. It's got cheese and eggs.
Eat it
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Bam's a bam. What's a bam? Well, you wouldn't even
know.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
That was Do you understand the words that's
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Game begin.
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All you guys do is just sit up
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there and talk about how fucking cool you are.
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Dolly's Place near Salta's house of ill fame. And
I'm just I'm just going by thatto mean a whorehouse or a, like,
a brothel. Oh, yeah. Right?Panama, same as the Van Halen
song.
1901 Washington Street, also awhorehouse, gambling, and
liquor. So, apparently, at someof these whorehouses or sorry,
(01:00):
Elizabeth Benedict. What wouldyou call them nowadays? Like, a
brothel, a prostitution home.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
I don't really know what the right thing to say is,
but, like, an escort house?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
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Speaker 1 (02:37):
Welcome back, all you Mary Miller Madhouse listeners.
Jerry Pancake, I do have to askyou. Look extra rundown today.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Oh, man. Has been a day.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
More than the usual amount of rundown.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
I mean, I am rundown like you if I was, like, a
neighborhood, oh, I'd be herelike Gary. Sorry. Sorry, guys.
Sorry. We have a beautiful home.
But, no, I'm extra worn outtoday because I was deposed. I
don't know if anybody that's nota sexual thing or anything. I
(03:17):
wasn't like it wasn't like arape or anything like that, but
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Mind rape.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Yeah. There was a lot of things that I had to go
through, and I just wanted totell you, Josh scrambled, about
one question that I was askedand the answer that I gave,
which is a true answer.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I can only imagine what answer what question it'd
be because they can ask youanything.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
They can ask you anything and you have to answer,
which is You are under oath.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Let me let me add just one bit of context here. So
Scramble or I'm sorry. Pancakehas been diligently working on
gathering all of his paperworkthis week and, like, all of
these things that he's neededfor this. He's, you know,
compiled all his records, andhe's doing all kinds of
(04:10):
spreadsheets spreadsheets thelikes of which no one's ever
seen.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I believe they they call it the discovery period.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I'm doing pivot tables, and that's very
advanced.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Tables. I don't even know
Speaker 5 (04:20):
what those are. Advanced. It's easier to do now
than it was ten years So
Speaker 6 (04:25):
so pancake, very prepared for this
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Very extremely prepared.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Be composed.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
And, you know, went through all this documentation
one piece at a time, itemizedall the transactions.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Do we need to say what this is about? No. Context?
No?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
No. I don't think so. It's a fight that we've been
doing now for almost six years.Oh. And so it's gotten down to,
like, we're almost at the end.
In any case
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Nothing criminal, Jerry. It's
Speaker 5 (04:52):
not to tell anybody who No. In any case, the
plaintiffs we are the defendantsin this lawsuit, but the
plaintiff's attorney wasdeposing me today and he asked
me, you know, why do you thinkmy client would not have any
records to back up hercontentions? And I said, because
(05:17):
she ate them. And he asked me toelaborate and clarify on my
answer, and I said, at onepoint, she was super worried
that someone was going to stealher identity. That point lasted
about nine years, and sherefused to purchase a shredder
(05:43):
so or burn the they they couldburn it.
You could light it on fire in afire pit.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Right? Or a grill.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Everybody Or a grill? Yeah. Your grill, you they did
that in Breaking Bad. Right?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Anything. Dig a hole.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Burn it.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Yeah. Dig a hole. Throw it in the ground.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Doesn't trust a fire. Doesn't trust a fire. She
Speaker 5 (06:02):
ate it.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
She just ate it.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Wait. And I had to I had to repeat myself three
Speaker 8 (06:08):
times, and
Speaker 5 (06:10):
he said, you know, this isn't a joke. And I said, I
saw it. She bragged about it.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
So, like, she she gets a bank statement, you know,
puts
Speaker 5 (06:20):
it over hate all of her bank statements for a long
period of time. So I was reallyconfident because Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
So she
Speaker 5 (06:28):
so she literally got a purse
Speaker 1 (06:29):
statement and made a deposit in herself with the bank
statement. Yes.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I I I'm trying to think, like, would you just tear
it up into tiny pieces andsprinkle it on, like, oatmeal or
something? Yes. Or
Speaker 5 (06:40):
She'd have a big couple cigarettes after she ate
that.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I mean,
Speaker 5 (06:45):
she didn't have to cook that night, I guess. It's
pretty. But, yeah. So that wasone of the wild Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
You can. Trees. Does
Speaker 6 (06:53):
it come right out? So because then that would be,
Speaker 1 (06:56):
you know,
Speaker 6 (06:57):
still a threat.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You better chew thoroughly because no one wants
a paper cut asshole.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
And I know they put a lot of chemicals in that paper
nowadays. It's not like back inthe olden times where you were
just, like, shaving a tree andmaking paper out of it or
whatever. I don't know how theymake paper.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
I just have to say that that is the most craven,
lunatic thing I've ever heard inmy life. I was shocked. And
Jerry just said it like it wassupposed to be a normal thing.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Yeah. Like, they thought I was joking, and I was
not.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I've got this scene in my head, and I'm sure it's
not true, but it's making melaugh. Said person walks into a
pank, cashes a jar, makes
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Here's your
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Here's your deposit. Here's your receipt.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Yep. Can I get some tartar sauce?
Speaker 6 (07:42):
You can dip it in some tartar sauce.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Salsa? Do you guys have salsa for eating the paper?
But, yeah, that was a true thingthat had happened to me today.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
I'm like, how
Speaker 6 (07:52):
do you not lead with this to your lawyer to
establish?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Our lawyer thought I was joking as well.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
No. I mean, but you should have said, oh, by the
way, I or let me just start offby saying this lady eats her own
bank statements.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
It was very wild. And then
Speaker 6 (08:10):
it could have saved a lot of time.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yeah. She doesn't she's never gonna have anything
to back up her contentionsbecause she ate them all.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
She and I
Speaker 5 (08:20):
was very matter it was disturbing how matter of
fact I said it, I think, whichis really
Speaker 6 (08:25):
It was just disturbing.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
And and and the lady is watching this as well.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
The judge or her?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Her. The eater. Eater of the bank statements.
Understand. And I I think try todeny it?
No. Well, you can't. You're notsupposed to Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
She's there. You can't.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Did you see her lips moving when when you
Speaker 5 (08:47):
said No. They did cut to her once and she was smoking
a cigarette, like, sittingthere, which was very weird and
bad. So, yeah, that's why I'mtired.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
How how did you know that?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Although after seeing so much of dealing that it's
that that humor is gone.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Well, I know is that all I know that is her attorney
just, like, he was exasperatedby the time I was done with with
explaining what happened tofollow-up questions? Like, he
Speaker 1 (09:15):
asked three follow-up like, was
Speaker 9 (09:17):
it just like, are you sure you saw this?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Or He did not ask about the eating paper at all
after that, after the firstthree times that I tried to
clarify it. And I'm like, youcan ask her. She's not gonna
deny that. She was proud of it.She told us a lot about it.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
I can't I just can't so that's it. Okay. Let's in my
mind, I'm thinking, okay. Like,I'm I'm really worried about
identity theft, which, by theway, I'm not. Steal my identity
today.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
And, anyway, please. I think maybe someone will do
something good with mine.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Well, but
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Like, you know, like, maybe they'll be successful,
steal my identity.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
I'm instead of fire, I'm going to just eat the the
statements.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Or just buy a shredder at
Speaker 6 (10:04):
home. Me, I would be like Office Depot. This is
something I'm gonna do in secretbecause I'm I I don't want
anyone to know that I'm thiscrazy Yeah. And I'm going to
just eat.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
No. She did it right out in the open in front of
Speaker 6 (10:17):
right out in the open.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
So Proud of it.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
I I mean, you should have led with that.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Well, there were there's a lot of choices to lead
with stuff with the crazinessthat was going on.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
So That's true. Cowboy catheters. RIP.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
You don't wanna know what that is and maybe in a
later episode, but we are
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Anyone out there in Miller Motte? Was that
Speaker 1 (10:39):
what they were called? Cowboy catheters?
Catheters. I hear the wordcatheter, and it makes me
cringe.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Yep. These, you don't have to put anything in. It's
just a it's just a condom.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
It's just
Speaker 6 (10:49):
a condom with a rubber band.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Cowboyscatheters.com. Where everything's bigger in
Texas. We're gonna need a newcommercial. It's just a cath
it's just a rubber and, like, acondom. I just I With extra room
so you can piss in it.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
So you know how some people hate certain words, and I
never thought I had a word thatI couldn't Consider? Yeah. Like,
some people hate moist.Catheter.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
I hate that word too. Makes my dick hurt.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Oh, yeah. No. Catheter makes my dick hurt just
thinking about it. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
No one wants a catheter.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh. Unless it's a
Speaker 6 (11:23):
cowboy catheter.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Some fucked up motherfuckers out there. They're
like, oh, catheter. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
They got those cowboy catheters at romantics. Heard.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
I can't even
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I'd rather eat my bank statement than hear that
word again.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
I wanna go further with the cowboy catheter, but
there's no need. That's enough.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
That is enough. It's disgusting. You are correct.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
WSBR Super Mutual Radio, the best station between
Rush and Ridley. We love playingmusic, but right now, we have to
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Speaker 6 (12:03):
mom. I'm starving. What's your dinner tonight?
Speaker 8 (12:06):
Hey, Johnny. We're having your dad's favorite,
Trump's old balls. Oh, ma. I
Speaker 6 (12:12):
hate Trump's old ball.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
I do too, but it makes your dad so happy.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
It smell really bad, mom. Say it.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
Don't forget. They're also bad for you. I think you're
dead, Tom.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Hey, honey. Are those Trump's old balls I smell?
Speaker 8 (12:34):
Your favorite, honey.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
I just can't seem to go a day without wanting to put
Trump's old balls in my mouth. Ilove them so much.
Speaker 8 (12:44):
Well, hang up your noose, your shotgun, and your
MAGA hat, and dig into Trump'sold balls, honey.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Why do we have to eat
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Trump's old balls all the time?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Shut up and put them
Speaker 1 (12:57):
in your mouth before I give you
Speaker 5 (12:58):
a whipping, you little Obama ball licker.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
You probably aren't even my kid.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
Aw, honey. Aw.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Trump's old balls. The more you eat them, the worse
they taste. Possible sideeffects from consuming Trump's
old balls are racism, sexism,fascism, narcissism, tiny hands,
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lifts, standing wear, delusions,sex demon syndrome, raw dogging,
and demon sperm that producedemon children.
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Speaker 5 (13:42):
Well, it was height of the puberty for mister
pancake.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
You couldn't So you're saying we shouldn't
Speaker 5 (13:47):
be voice was changing to this sexy
Speaker 6 (13:50):
So should
Speaker 5 (13:50):
peep tone. Peach?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Princess peach.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Princess peach? Wasn't doing it for you, Jared.
No. You can't.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
You can
Speaker 6 (13:56):
get your racks off. You can jack off to Blanche, but
Princess Peach is just where youdraw the She was
Speaker 1 (14:02):
too young. Too young.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
No one's jacking off to eight bit.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Taylor Swift, the sexy kid. I don't think there's
a
Speaker 5 (14:09):
There's a eight bit jack off. Though there's Kong? I
don't even know. Yeah. It's justthe same lady.
Isn't it the same lady? Like,the whole Mario thing is based
(14:33):
on Donkey Kong. Yeah. That's Iliked it. Donkey Kong was my
favorite.
Is that Peach? Yeah. Oh, okay.So it's the same lady.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
But I meant like a like Donkey Kong with a wig on.
So Oh.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
How is
Speaker 1 (14:49):
it like all we referenced so many,
Speaker 5 (14:51):
like God. Like a bear. No. Wasn't. But he's like
Donkey Kong.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Am I just making that up? I can picture it
Speaker 1 (14:58):
in my There was missus Pac Man, but I don't
think there was a missus
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Donkey This is Donkey Kong was was the peach lady.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
If if anyone has this bit of trivia, please write in
and or call
Speaker 5 (15:08):
me. Yeah. You could write in and and send us a
letter to PO Box.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
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Speaker 5 (15:19):
This is Donkey Kong. No. You you can PO Box 696969
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Don't send it to that
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Gary, Indiana 46403.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Am I right?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
There's a lady Donkey Kong?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
So there was a this is fucked up. So you know how,
like, on Super Nintendo, theyhad Donkey Kong Country.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
So there was a grandma Donkey Kong.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
But here's
Speaker 5 (15:47):
she has the dirty A gilf.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
The dirtiest fucking name ever. A gilf. Just but
here's Kilm. It's a great namefor your dick if you're old.
Wrinkly Kong.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Oh. What? Wrinkly Kong.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
It was wrinkly Kong.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Wrinkly Kong.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
I got a wrinkly Kong in my pants right now.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
My daughter
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Jesus. Look at it. She's got a shawl and a library
book.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
None of you can see this because this is a audio
only That's
Speaker 6 (16:15):
not what I pictured.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
She does
Speaker 5 (16:17):
not if you fucked her, she would die probably. She
she looks like a cute oldgrandma.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
She would handle you no problem, Jerry's handcake.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Very experienced. Yeah. Very experienced. She'd
she'd whip you around and handleyou. Peg me with her Donkey
Speaker 6 (16:32):
handle you.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Peg me with her With
Speaker 7 (16:34):
her cane?
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Donkey dildo. With her cane.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Wow. This just went real dark right now.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Well, it went real it's this is the shittiest
episode that we've done for It'spretty shitty.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
For sure.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Just gonna
Speaker 1 (16:46):
So there was just Donkey Kong until Donkey Kong
Country came out in thenineties.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
I believe Donkey Kong Country is the only other one I
ever tried to play.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Is that the one where you have to make meth? Donkey
Kong Country?
Speaker 6 (17:02):
I don't think I got to that level. No.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Or Kid Rock is in that where you, like, have to
save Kid Rock maybe?
Speaker 6 (17:08):
I didn't get to that level.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
I don't I don't know where that is. Waylon Jennings.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
I believe there was like a
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Don't put Waylon Jennings in
Speaker 5 (17:14):
that. I love Waylon. Was there I
Speaker 6 (17:15):
know. Maybe a coal mine?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
There was because you had to
Speaker 7 (17:18):
ride around It was a fucking coal mine.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Because you had to ride around in one of those
Indiana Jones cars.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Right. The car
Speaker 5 (17:24):
What the fuck?
Speaker 6 (17:26):
I and the only reason why I remember is because it's
the only other video game I everplayed. I don't think I ever
tried to play I never played anyshoot them up games or whatever
they are. Or
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Space? No space I
Speaker 6 (17:41):
I played Duck Hunt.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
So you played three video games.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Although, technically,
Speaker 6 (17:44):
videos. ColecoVision was my favorite. Super
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Mario Brothers and Duck Hunt were on the same
cartridge for most of it.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
It came with the thing.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
You when you get tired and you want a break from
Mario Brothers, you'd play DuckHunt and be like, god, this game
sucks.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah. Because you're shooting the most inaccurate gun
on Earth.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
It was just well, I could beat my brother, and
that's all that mattered.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
You could use that gun for other stuff, like make a
bong out of it.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Pegging?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
No. We so here is story.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Here's a story behind this. I gotta get it.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
So here is a story about the old video game days in
case anybody is, like,interested in that stuff. What
what normally I would use, like,I had a, like, a computer. I was
kind of a nerd with a computer,but after I got kind of bored of
doing the computer and with theNintendo or whatever, I would
(18:42):
take it apart, and then we wouldjust put our drugs in there.
Why? To hide them from our mom.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
So did you use So we would have
Speaker 5 (18:51):
weed in there. We weren't like, we didn't really
do cocaine, but like weeddefinitely in the computer. So
you would just like lift the topof the computer off and the weed
bag would be in there.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Which seems interesting because with a fan
and heat, it would you wouldthink it would
Speaker 5 (19:06):
There's no fans. Like it was that computer.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Oh, the super old computers like
Speaker 6 (19:12):
What what Jerry Pancake is pointing at right now
is like a very old time
Speaker 5 (19:17):
It is that is an Atari 800 XL. It is screwed
together though now because Ijust keep my drugs out in the
open now. I could just I couldjust have them in a box, like,
on on a shelf.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Your mom's never coming to check.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
She definitely isn't. She will never come here. I
don't think. If she's stillalive, hopefully.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
My lead
Speaker 1 (19:39):
is in the space invaders cartridge.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
He put it in pitfall. Or wait, what was the other?
Speaker 5 (19:48):
I'm Pitfall was a yeah. You know
Speaker 7 (19:50):
what I mean? Jen Jen pancake has
Speaker 5 (19:52):
a lot of knowledge of video
Speaker 7 (19:53):
games, which I did not know.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
Ones because I'm old.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I've actually got all the old ones. You ought to come
over.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah. The next party we throw out. Frogger? Anything
that was on Atari, I have.Anything on Nintendo.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
How do you just have it?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
No. There's a secret that's He's got some sort of
emulator, his generation.Emulator? Fucking with
everything and
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I love how Jerry's all mad that I like have all the
fun stuff.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
I I am because I don't have it. Like, I don't get
to have that. I didn't likeJackman.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Cake if you get it.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Or a miss pack, man.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
It's like a $100 and I can make it for you. What?
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Plug it into the TV, the big TV.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah. All you need is a HD monitor. I could
Speaker 5 (20:34):
probably do it with one of these 100 computers that
I have I
Speaker 6 (20:37):
liked Qbert.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah. The orange dude with the dick on his face.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Yeah. That guy.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I didn't like that game. It was weird.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
I'm in Denny's.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
All you guys do is
Speaker 3 (20:58):
just sit up there and talk about how fucking cool you
are.
Speaker 10 (21:02):
Miller Beach. This is your president. When I'm
hanging out at Flamingos, Ilight a camel and put on the
Miller morning madhouse withJerry Pancake and Josh Scramble.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
Alright,
Speaker 5 (21:13):
folks. That's it for today's episode of the Miller
morning madhouse. Big thanks toour sponsors, So Cool Shirts,
where bad decisions become greatfashion. Check them out for your
next questionable t shirt. Anddon't forget all in just trivia
with Josh scramble hosted at theMarshall j Gardner Center.
(21:34):
It's the only trivia night wherethe questions are just as
unpredictable as the answers.Join us if you dare. And a shout
out to the Miller CommunityTheater, also at the Marshall j
Gardner Center, where the localstars shine bright. Big thanks
to the MBACD for hosting theseawesome events and making Miller
(21:55):
Beach the place to be. Thanksfor hanging out with us at
Miller Beach.
We will be back next Sunday,hopefully, with a brand new
episode. That is if we are nottoo hungover. No promises. But
stay cool, stay crazy, and keepsupporting the madhouse. That
you
Speaker 7 (22:14):
to be good. I said I'm wondering just how you
taste. She laughed and said, Iknow just where to begin. She
said, I know you like breakfastfood. I'm about to blow your
(22:36):
mind.
I have a sandwich that was madefor your calf. It's the moons
over my heavy. It's got cheeseand egg. Spread it on sourdough
(23:08):
as you taste the green. It's themoon's over my heaven.
It's got cheese and eggs. Eat itit on sourdough as you taste the
(23:51):
grease. It's the moon's over myhammy. It's got cheese and eggs.
Eat it
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Bam's a bam. What's a bam? Well, you wouldn't even
know.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
That was Do you understand the words that's
coming out of my mouth? Youspeak it in English?
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