October 8, 2024 • 25 mins
Episode 2: Her Hole Had Lots of Visitors...
Welcome back to the Miller Morning Madhouse, where Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble keep things chaotic and unpredictable with another round of local drama, fan interactions, and, of course, hilarious weather updates. Hold on to your hats, because this episode goes off the rails fast!
In this episode:
- We dive into the wild story of Jerry Clemons, who recently got hacked and is now scrambling to fix his life. But don’t worry—he’s still set to play Flamingo on Wednesday, 10/9, alongside Chad Burton. Will he rise above the digital chaos or get hacked again before his set?
- Jerry and Josh open up the email inbox for fan suggestions on new show characters. Let’s just say... you guys didn’t disappoint. If you’ve ever wanted to have a hand in creating the madhouse, now’s your chance.
- Jen Porkbelly-Hamhock takes on the role of weather forecaster this week. Between her four divorces and her expert predictions, we’re not sure which storm will hit harder—the weather or her love life.
Commercials for:
- SoCool Shirts—Home of the coolest and most questionable t-shirts. When your wardrobe needs a little more chaos, hit up SoCool Shirts for some fresh gear.
- Sledgehammer Law—When life hits you like a hack, let Sledgehammer Law smash back. For all your legal needs, especially the ones you never saw coming.
Musical Highlights:
- Intro Music: "Cool My Bass" by Balloon Planet
- Outro Music: Walkin' the Dog (Cover) as performed live by Nick Danger: Jerry Clemons & Chad Burton — Check it out on YouTube
- Will it Go Round in Circles - Billy Preston - Transition
- Island Girl - Elton John - Transition
Show Notes:
- In this episode, we follow the chaos that is Jerry Clemons trying to recover from getting his persona hacked. Despite the digital drama, he’s still gearing up to play at Flamingo on 10/9, so catch him and the Nick Danger Band.
- Fans of the show get their chance to shine as Jerry and Josh read out their character suggestions from the madhouse email inbox. Let’s just say, things got weird email the show at contact@socoolshirts.com.
- Weather is brought to you by none other than Jenny Porkbelly-Hamhock. Expect some stormy forecasts...and we’re not just talking about the weather. Stacy Sizzle is also floated as a replacement for Miss Hamhock.
- A huge thanks to SoCool Shirts, Sledgehammer Law, and Romantix for their continued support.
- A special shoutout to the Marshall J. Gardner Center for hosting the great events at All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble and the Miller Community Theatre. Big thanks as well to the MBACD for making these events possible and supporting the community.
- Tune in next Sunday for another episode—if Jerry Clemons doesn’t get hacked again, and we’re not too hungover to hit record!
- (00:20) - Welcome to Miller Hall of Shame
- (01:41) - The Saga of Jerry Clemens
- (10:56) - Miller Burnout Syndrome
- (13:00) - Weather Report with Jenny
- (19:19) - Introducing New Characters
- (20:27) - Closing Thoughts and Announcements
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Transcript
Episode Transcript
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JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (00:20):
All you guys do is just sit up there
SoCool Danella (00:21):
and talk about how fucking cool you are.
Josh Scramble (00:25):
WSPR Super Beach Radio, the best station between
Rush and Ripley.
WSBR presents Miller Hall of Shame.
Miller Hall of Shame.
Today, we observe you, mister In an area where
(00:52):
people are just trying to enjoythe sand and warm weather, you
decide you need to make yourpresence felt.
Look at
you. When your friend says, surely no one can
irritate everyone on the beach,you say, hold my beer.
This won't be relaxing.
And then you proceed to play the 20 minute
(01:13):
long version of Oons Oons Oonsby DJ No Talent at a volume
usually reserved forafterburners on fighter jets.
I've lost all my hearing.
What? Here's to your journey back to the marina,
mister loud music bow guy, bonvoyage.
Jerry Pancake (01:42):
Good morning, Miller Beach. Welcome to episode
2 of the Miller Morning MadHouse. I am your host, Jerry
Pancake. And as always, the manwith the plan, though it's
probably scribbled on a napkin,Josh Scramble is right here with
me. First of all, huge thank youto all our listeners for the
love on episode 1.
We couldn't do this without youand we wouldn't want to. Today,
(02:06):
we're diving into, the untoldsaga of Jerry Clemens behind
little behind the music orbehind the panties. It's a it's
a it is a tribute to Jerry and,also very, very funny story. We
hope you like it. Jerry isplaying on Wednesday this week
(02:26):
at the Flamingo, and I believethat is tomorrow, the 9th
October.
So catch him at the Flamingotomorrow night. Maybe we will
see you there. Quick shout outto our sponsors. So Cool Shirts.
If you're not rocking theirtees, what are you even doing
with your life?
And of course, romantics becausesometimes love needs a little
(02:47):
extra help and you know what wemean. Also, we are still looking
for a weather person. We havesome excerpts in today's
episode, so you can maybe, Idon't know, vote for which one
you think is the best orwhatever. But if you've got a
knack for predicting rain orjust wanna make stuff up, please
give us a shout out or a call.Our phone number is 219-200
(03:17):
4280.
Buckle up, folks. Miller Beachmay be hard, but the madhouse is
harder. Let's go.
Jason Aldeen (03:25):
This was way bigger than I thought it would
ever be.
Josh Scramble (03:28):
I can promise you I'll be brutally honest.
Jerry Pancake (03:30):
That's all I can promise you.
Jason Aldeen (03:34):
I'm lying to lies and told I beat the price for
it.
Josh Scramble (03:37):
It was a very surreal, insane experience.
Jason Aldeen (03:41):
6 songs in. I heard the guy open up the worst
night of my life. People weretelling me to hang it up. I did
the total opposite. Here we go.
Jerry Pancake (03:54):
I thought about the Jerry Clemons behind the
music because there's, I don'tknow if you've heard this, and
Jerry Clemens is a belovedfigure here. He is a singer. He
sings here, I don't know, every17 times a week. So if there are
is a day in a week, JerryClemens is gigging somewhere in
(04:16):
the region here, but, he's had arecent controversy where he has
been hacked or his persona hasbeen hacked. I don't know if you
heard about this.
I did not. It's really, reallyinteresting. So someone has
hacked him, and they're makingbootleg Jerry Clemons
(04:40):
merchandise. You mean knock offNick Danger? It just has Jerry
Clemens' name on it and his hishead Uh-huh.
Like his face, and they made,like, t shirts, and they're
like, they they look like AImade them potentially. Like,
(05:01):
they just fed AI a picture ofJerry Clemens and have them
design like a rock t shirt. Andthey also made, panties, like a
g string. It's a Jerry in yourpants. And yeah.
And so, so what had happened wasJerry now had to go on social
(05:27):
media and say that, like, he'snot selling T shirts other than
at his gigs.
Josh Scramble (05:34):
So that's what that was about? Yeah. I didn't I
had I had no context on that, soI don't wasn't sure what was
going on.
Jerry Pancake (05:41):
I thought he was calling me out for selling so
cool, shirts, but, no, there isa panties with his face on them.
That's And, that's
Josh Scramble (05:53):
scary. Why? I mean
Jerry Pancake (05:58):
I, once bought, not my current wife, Jen
Pancake, but my ex wife, MyraPancake, she I bought her a Van
Halen thong once.
Josh Scramble (06:13):
You were running with the devil for
Jerry Pancake (06:14):
a minute. I mean, I thought it was a great idea.
She I don't think she liked. Idon't know that she ever wore
it, but my brother made fun ofme for a long time for that one.
But, yeah, Jerry Clements has abootlegger out there, and,
apparently, this is, like,something that it it happens to
local musicians that someone,like, commandeers their persona
(06:37):
and tries to sell shirts totheir fans.
And, apparently, Jerry has a bigfan base.
Josh Scramble (06:44):
Well, I mean, Jerry is beloved, and he he's a
great guy. We love him to death,but that is a very niche market.
Okay. How many Jerry
Jerry Pancake (06:53):
Clemens are shirts? Like, I have very
popular themes for a lot of theshirts on so cool shirts.com,
and, like, they are not selling,like, a ton of shirts. And so a
niche market like Jerry Clemons'panties
Josh Scramble (07:10):
Unless they were, like, his actual, like
Jerry Pancake (07:14):
And I wanna say they were, like, $35 too, which
puts it out of the range for
Josh Scramble (07:18):
Usually, $35 you're paying for previously
used panties. Well, I
Jerry Pancake (07:23):
think you pay a $135 for those.
Josh Scramble (07:27):
Well, it's not it's not my, freak, but you
never There are
Jerry Pancake (07:31):
a lot of people that pay for weird stuff these
days. But, yeah, I just thoughtthat was a a crazy story that
someone just took his head andput it on, like, some shirts and
panties.
Josh Scramble (07:45):
It needs to be someone that knew him. Like, you
don't just go around
Jerry Pancake (07:49):
saying know.
Josh Scramble (07:49):
Like Well, there's a guy that seems to get
some attention. Let's let'ssteal his 100 fans and make them
buy knock off.
Jerry Pancake (07:58):
My thing is is it how is it worth the effort?
Like, what's the ROI on that?Because That
Josh Scramble (08:03):
well, that's what I meant. Like, that's a very
niche market you're after.
Jerry Pancake (08:06):
Like, you gotta open up a shopping cart. You
gotta put your bank informationin there, get approved for your
merchant account to sell thisbootleg Jerry Clemons
merchandise. Like, we're inGary. You could sell bootleg
Michael Jackson merchandisehere. Well, what is the name of
the website?
Like, are you Jerry Sherman'spanties.com? No. It was like a
(08:31):
Facebook one of those Facebookads Oh. Where it just takes you
to the checkout and it was justlike a AI Jerry Clemens.
Josh Scramble (08:41):
So one of those things, like, you're scrolling
around at 2 AM and you realize Ineed some Jerry Clemens panties.
Jerry Pancake (08:45):
Yeah. And, checkout now. Our our own
weather girl posted about it,and she said that Jerry just Pam
was, oh, I shouldn't say hername, but Jerry's girlfriend,
she said, Sam, do you know aboutthese panties that Jerry is
selling? Which is not
Josh Scramble (09:08):
the best way to put it.
Jerry Pancake (09:09):
And I like, to be honest, I thought this might be
real. Jerry Clemens might havebeen like, you know, I've I've I
get propositioned at all my gigsby these slightly older ladies.
Josh Scramble (09:23):
The cougar
Jerry Pancake (09:24):
crowd. And, hey, man. Maybe they wanna wear my
head in their crotch.Figuratively and literally.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know. So I waslike, hey, good for Jerry.
Because if I'm like Jerry's ageand I can do all the shit that
(09:45):
he's doing, not a bad way to go.No. But also, like I mean, he's
not dead.
Josh Scramble (09:51):
No. God, no. Very much alive.
Jerry Pancake (09:53):
Sorry. But also alarm anyone.
Josh Scramble (09:56):
I suddenly have a new goal in my life. Like, if
someone is willing to put myface on their panties, like,
it's kind of weirdlycomplimentary.
Jerry Pancake (10:05):
Yeah. It's like me going on Facebook and let's,
like, oh, there's a Joshscramble shirt that someone
made. And, like but you didn'tmake it.
Josh Scramble (10:14):
No. I mean, but imitation is supposedly the best
form of flattery.
Jerry Pancake (10:18):
And then it's like, oh my god. I have so many
fans that someone just, like,made this, like, a fan fiction
thing.
Josh Scramble (10:25):
I don't I don't know if Josh scrambled panties
would work all that well withthe you know, you gotta break a
few eggs to make an omelette.Might not be the
Jerry Pancake (10:32):
I mean, you don't wanna break any fertilized eggs.
Josh Scramble (10:35):
Yo. Well, I wasn't even going there. I was
just thinking of
Jerry Pancake (10:38):
in the United States or Indiana. Not anymore.
Josh Scramble (10:42):
But apparently, you can eat
Barack Obama (10:43):
dog now.
Josh Scramble (10:43):
So, I mean,
I see a sea flash to make them hot and so sweet.
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Yoda (13:02):
Hang out in Miller Beach. No wizard doo doo. Listen, you
master pancake and scramble onthe Miller morning madhouse.
Josh Scramble (13:18):
I've got a song. I ain't got no melody.
Billy Preston (13:23):
I'm a gonna sing it to my friends.
Jason Aldeen (13:28):
I've got a song that ain't got no melody.
Josh Scramble (13:33):
I'm a gonna sing it to my friend when I go around
and survive.
Jerry Pancake (13:39):
I'm Jerry Pancake with the Miller Morning Man
House. And for today's weatherand beach conditions, we go to
Jenny pork belly ham hock.
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (13:53):
You know, Jerry, it's gonna be
cloudy with the chance of liptarts.
Jerry Pancake (14:02):
Okay. Thanks for that update. Is there any other
information that, we need on theweather, like maybe the
temperature or something likethat.
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (14:13):
Why don't you ask your boyfriend,
Chad?
Jerry Pancake (14:17):
Chad? Who's Chad?
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (14:21):
Chad GPT.
Jerry Pancake (14:25):
And who is that?
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (14:26):
I hear you talking to him all day long
down here in the basement.
Jerry Pancake (14:32):
Okay. You mean chat GPT?
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (14:37):
I don't know. I don't know
anything about this gay eye.
Jerry Pancake (14:43):
Gay eye? What do you mean? It's AI. Chat gpt is a
a tool.
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (14:48):
It's not what I hear.
Jerry Pancake (14:50):
What do you hear?
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (14:52):
You in the basement talking to Chad, g
p t.
Jerry Pancake (14:57):
I'm very polite with him.
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (14:59):
Oh, yeah. You're very polite.
Jerry Pancake (15:04):
What kinds of things do you hear me saying to
him?
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (15:07):
Thank you and you're welcome and all
the other hand jobs talk youalways like to do.
Jerry Pancake (15:16):
It's a very hand job focused show. But anyway, do
you have any anything to add asfar as the weather or
information about the beach? Youknow, we're in Miller Beach. We
kinda need to know this stuff.
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (15:32):
Well, if there's any illegals down
there, you don't have to worryabout anything, Jerry.
Jerry Pancake (15:38):
The illegal? Welcome back to the Miller
Morning Mad House. I am JerryPancake. So we are workshopping
this show, and, of course, wewelcome your fan suggestions on
any characters that we may beable to add to the show,
fictional or real, you can emailus at contact at
(16:04):
socoolshirts.com, your place tobuy cool shirts. So this is a
little conversation that, JoshScramble and I had about adding
a couple characters to the show.
We have some suggestions herefrom some fans. Oh, let's hear
(16:24):
what the fans have to say. And,I think that some of the fans
want to see well, they want alady, so someone's gonna have to
either play a lady or be a lady.So some of the fans have
suggested Benny the biscuitgravy, and he does sports.
Josh Scramble (16:44):
Benny the biscuit gravy.
Jerry Pancake (16:45):
Here he comes from loud, rough around the
edges sports junkie who used toplay semi pro everything. That
sounds like That sounds likeMaybe Donnie
Josh Scramble (16:55):
Oh. Gravy. Oh, Donnie the biscuit gravy.
Jerry Pancake (16:59):
I like that. The sports guy is Donnie the biscuit
gravy. He has played everything.He's, he likes greasy food and
hard hits with a personality asa sausage gravy. Jeez.
This is Donnie. Itself.
Josh Scramble (17:13):
That's Donnie completely. That has to be it.
Jerry Pancake (17:16):
He dishes out sports commentary like he's
working the grill at a diner.Fast, hot, and a little too
greasy. I don't know if I likethat description.
Josh Scramble (17:25):
Do our fans possibly know because this
sounds odd.
Jerry Pancake (17:29):
I mean, we're gonna have to bleep his name
because
Josh Scramble (17:31):
Oh, sorry.
Jerry Pancake (17:33):
He probably has it trademarked knowing him.
Josh Scramble (17:36):
Sure he does. I mean
Jerry Pancake (17:37):
There's a one and only. Alright. So this is the
introduction apparently forthis, Donnie, the bits biscuit.
His segment is called Donnie'sBiscuit Blitz. Alright, you
bacon lovers.
It's time for Benny's BiscuitBlitz from football to fist
fights. Boy, this is they havegot him pegged, whoever this fan
(18:01):
is, tough and nasty. We'retalking about it. Pour yourself
a strong one. It's gonna be amessy recap.
And that I mean, we we willconsider that, definitely.
Josh Scramble (18:14):
I don't know whoever our fans are know
exactly who they're talkingabout.
Jerry Pancake (18:18):
Yeah. If this is gonna be the Miller Morning Zoo,
Donnie, the biscuit gravy isdefinitely gonna be our sports
guy. And, they want a lady, andit it has suggested here Sunny
sizzle, but I'm gonna say Stacysizzle. No?
Josh Scramble (18:38):
I don't know. Stacy Who's got
Jerry Pancake (18:40):
a weather girl personality here? Stacy could do
that.
Josh Scramble (18:44):
I mean, I mean, if we're talking, it's Stacy
Sizzle. She has been in radio.She true. She has been in radio
and does kinda have she hasforefront on the water, so she
does have the weather report. Somaybe we stick with Stacy
Sizzle.
Jerry Pancake (18:58):
She's perky, overly enthusiastic weather
woman, side of sass andinnuendo. Man, our fan
Josh Scramble (19:07):
our fans are nailing the
Jerry Pancake (19:09):
I mean, I can't even it's unbelievable how
accurate this is. Unpredictableas the weather itself and loves
comparing the day's forecast tobreakfast foods. Whether it's
sizzling hot or scrambled mess,Sunny has you or, well, Stacy
has you covered. Good morning,sunshine. It's your girl, Stacy
(19:31):
Sizzle.
And today's forecast is hotterthan a fresh stack of flapjacks.
I mean, that's pretty good. I Ilike it. It's good.
Josh Scramble (19:42):
Just have to change your intro to this is
Stacy Sizzle for shizzle. Forshizzle?
Jerry Pancake (19:47):
Yeah. I mean, we'll have, like, a kind of a
urban, introduction for her,like, make her a little hip.
Well, I just think for shizzleand sizzle, it's just natural.
Watch for some scattered storms.Things might get a little
slippery out there.
Josh Scramble (20:08):
Well Stacy sounds kinda weird.
Jerry Pancake (20:10):
Those are 2 great characters that we might be able
to add.
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (20:26):
All you guys do is just sit up there
SoCool Danella (20:27):
and talk about how fucking cool you are.
Barack Obama (20:32):
Miller Beach. This is your president. When I'm
hanging out at Flamingos, Ilight a camel and put on the
Miller Morning Mad House withJerry Pancake and Josh Scramble.
Jerry Pancake (20:45):
Alright, folks. That's it for today's episode of
the Miller Morning Mad House.Big thanks to our sponsors, So
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(21:05):
Center.
It's the only trivia night wherethe questions are just as
unpredictable as the answers.Join us if you dare. And a shout
out to the Miller CommunityTheatre also at the Marshall j
Gardner Center where the localstars shine bright. Big thanks
to the MBACD for hosting theseawesome events and making Miller
(21:27):
Beach the place to be. Thanksfor hanging out with us, Miller
Beach.
We will be back next Sunday,hopefully, with a brand new
episode. That is if we are nottoo hungover. No promises. But
stay cool, stay crazy, and keepsupporting the madhouse. Catch
you next time.
Josh Scramble (25:16):
Spam's a bam. What's a bam? Well, you wouldn't
even know.
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (25:19):
Out with Do you understand the words
that were
Josh Scramble (25:22):
coming out of my mouth? No.
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock: Although You speak it in (25:24):
undefined
English?
All you guys do is just sit up there
SoCool Danella (00:21):
and talk about how fucking cool you are.
Josh Scramble (00:25):
WSPR Super Beach Radio, the best station between
Rush and Ripley.
WSBR presents Miller Hall of Shame.
Miller Hall of Shame.
Today, we observe you, mister In an area where
(00:52):
people are just trying to enjoythe sand and warm weather, you
decide you need to make yourpresence felt.
Look at
you. When your friend says, surely no one can
irritate everyone on the beach,you say, hold my beer.
This won't be relaxing.
And then you proceed to play the 20 minute
(01:13):
long version of Oons Oons Oonsby DJ No Talent at a volume
usually reserved forafterburners on fighter jets.
I've lost all my hearing.
What? Here's to your journey back to the marina,
mister loud music bow guy, bonvoyage.
Jerry Pancake (01:42):
Good morning, Miller Beach. Welcome to episode
2 of the Miller Morning MadHouse. I am your host, Jerry
Pancake. And as always, the manwith the plan, though it's
probably scribbled on a napkin,Josh Scramble is right here with
me. First of all, huge thank youto all our listeners for the
love on episode 1.
We couldn't do this without youand we wouldn't want to. Today,
(02:06):
we're diving into, the untoldsaga of Jerry Clemens behind
little behind the music orbehind the panties. It's a it's
a it is a tribute to Jerry and,also very, very funny story. We
hope you like it. Jerry isplaying on Wednesday this week
(02:26):
at the Flamingo, and I believethat is tomorrow, the 9th
October.
So catch him at the Flamingotomorrow night. Maybe we will
see you there. Quick shout outto our sponsors. So Cool Shirts.
If you're not rocking theirtees, what are you even doing
with your life?
And of course, romantics becausesometimes love needs a little
(02:47):
extra help and you know what wemean. Also, we are still looking
for a weather person. We havesome excerpts in today's
episode, so you can maybe, Idon't know, vote for which one
you think is the best orwhatever. But if you've got a
knack for predicting rain orjust wanna make stuff up, please
give us a shout out or a call.Our phone number is 219-200
(03:17):
4280.
Buckle up, folks. Miller Beachmay be hard, but the madhouse is
harder. Let's go.
Jason Aldeen (03:25):
This was way bigger than I thought it would
ever be.
Josh Scramble (03:28):
I can promise you I'll be brutally honest.
Jerry Pancake (03:30):
That's all I can promise you.
Jason Aldeen (03:34):
I'm lying to lies and told I beat the price for
it.
Josh Scramble (03:37):
It was a very surreal, insane experience.
Jason Aldeen (03:41):
6 songs in. I heard the guy open up the worst
night of my life. People weretelling me to hang it up. I did
the total opposite. Here we go.
Jerry Pancake (03:54):
I thought about the Jerry Clemons behind the
music because there's, I don'tknow if you've heard this, and
Jerry Clemens is a belovedfigure here. He is a singer. He
sings here, I don't know, every17 times a week. So if there are
is a day in a week, JerryClemens is gigging somewhere in
(04:16):
the region here, but, he's had arecent controversy where he has
been hacked or his persona hasbeen hacked. I don't know if you
heard about this.
I did not. It's really, reallyinteresting. So someone has
hacked him, and they're makingbootleg Jerry Clemons
(04:40):
merchandise. You mean knock offNick Danger? It just has Jerry
Clemens' name on it and his hishead Uh-huh.
Like his face, and they made,like, t shirts, and they're
like, they they look like AImade them potentially. Like,
(05:01):
they just fed AI a picture ofJerry Clemens and have them
design like a rock t shirt. Andthey also made, panties, like a
g string. It's a Jerry in yourpants. And yeah.
And so, so what had happened wasJerry now had to go on social
(05:27):
media and say that, like, he'snot selling T shirts other than
at his gigs.
Josh Scramble (05:34):
So that's what that was about? Yeah. I didn't I
had I had no context on that, soI don't wasn't sure what was
going on.
Jerry Pancake (05:41):
I thought he was calling me out for selling so
cool, shirts, but, no, there isa panties with his face on them.
That's And, that's
Josh Scramble (05:53):
scary. Why? I mean
Jerry Pancake (05:58):
I, once bought, not my current wife, Jen
Pancake, but my ex wife, MyraPancake, she I bought her a Van
Halen thong once.
Josh Scramble (06:13):
You were running with the devil for
Jerry Pancake (06:14):
a minute. I mean, I thought it was a great idea.
She I don't think she liked. Idon't know that she ever wore
it, but my brother made fun ofme for a long time for that one.
But, yeah, Jerry Clements has abootlegger out there, and,
apparently, this is, like,something that it it happens to
local musicians that someone,like, commandeers their persona
(06:37):
and tries to sell shirts totheir fans.
And, apparently, Jerry has a bigfan base.
Josh Scramble (06:44):
Well, I mean, Jerry is beloved, and he he's a
great guy. We love him to death,but that is a very niche market.
Okay. How many Jerry
Jerry Pancake (06:53):
Clemens are shirts? Like, I have very
popular themes for a lot of theshirts on so cool shirts.com,
and, like, they are not selling,like, a ton of shirts. And so a
niche market like Jerry Clemons'panties
Josh Scramble (07:10):
Unless they were, like, his actual, like
Jerry Pancake (07:14):
And I wanna say they were, like, $35 too, which
puts it out of the range for
Josh Scramble (07:18):
Usually, $35 you're paying for previously
used panties. Well, I
Jerry Pancake (07:23):
think you pay a $135 for those.
Josh Scramble (07:27):
Well, it's not it's not my, freak, but you
never There are
Jerry Pancake (07:31):
a lot of people that pay for weird stuff these
days. But, yeah, I just thoughtthat was a a crazy story that
someone just took his head andput it on, like, some shirts and
panties.
Josh Scramble (07:45):
It needs to be someone that knew him. Like, you
don't just go around
Jerry Pancake (07:49):
saying know.
Josh Scramble (07:49):
Like Well, there's a guy that seems to get
some attention. Let's let'ssteal his 100 fans and make them
buy knock off.
Jerry Pancake (07:58):
My thing is is it how is it worth the effort?
Like, what's the ROI on that?Because That
Josh Scramble (08:03):
well, that's what I meant. Like, that's a very
niche market you're after.
Jerry Pancake (08:06):
Like, you gotta open up a shopping cart. You
gotta put your bank informationin there, get approved for your
merchant account to sell thisbootleg Jerry Clemons
merchandise. Like, we're inGary. You could sell bootleg
Michael Jackson merchandisehere. Well, what is the name of
the website?
Like, are you Jerry Sherman'spanties.com? No. It was like a
(08:31):
Facebook one of those Facebookads Oh. Where it just takes you
to the checkout and it was justlike a AI Jerry Clemens.
Josh Scramble (08:41):
So one of those things, like, you're scrolling
around at 2 AM and you realize Ineed some Jerry Clemens panties.
Jerry Pancake (08:45):
Yeah. And, checkout now. Our our own
weather girl posted about it,and she said that Jerry just Pam
was, oh, I shouldn't say hername, but Jerry's girlfriend,
she said, Sam, do you know aboutthese panties that Jerry is
selling? Which is not
Josh Scramble (09:08):
the best way to put it.
Jerry Pancake (09:09):
And I like, to be honest, I thought this might be
real. Jerry Clemens might havebeen like, you know, I've I've I
get propositioned at all my gigsby these slightly older ladies.
Josh Scramble (09:23):
The cougar
Jerry Pancake (09:24):
crowd. And, hey, man. Maybe they wanna wear my
head in their crotch.Figuratively and literally.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know. So I waslike, hey, good for Jerry.
Because if I'm like Jerry's ageand I can do all the shit that
(09:45):
he's doing, not a bad way to go.No. But also, like I mean, he's
not dead.
Josh Scramble (09:51):
No. God, no. Very much alive.
Jerry Pancake (09:53):
Sorry. But also alarm anyone.
Josh Scramble (09:56):
I suddenly have a new goal in my life. Like, if
someone is willing to put myface on their panties, like,
it's kind of weirdlycomplimentary.
Jerry Pancake (10:05):
Yeah. It's like me going on Facebook and let's,
like, oh, there's a Joshscramble shirt that someone
made. And, like but you didn'tmake it.
Josh Scramble (10:14):
No. I mean, but imitation is supposedly the best
form of flattery.
Jerry Pancake (10:18):
And then it's like, oh my god. I have so many
fans that someone just, like,made this, like, a fan fiction
thing.
Josh Scramble (10:25):
I don't I don't know if Josh scrambled panties
would work all that well withthe you know, you gotta break a
few eggs to make an omelette.Might not be the
Jerry Pancake (10:32):
I mean, you don't wanna break any fertilized eggs.
Josh Scramble (10:35):
Yo. Well, I wasn't even going there. I was
just thinking of
Jerry Pancake (10:38):
in the United States or Indiana. Not anymore.
Josh Scramble (10:42):
But apparently, you can eat
Barack Obama (10:43):
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Josh Scramble (10:43):
So, I mean,
I see a sea flash to make them hot and so sweet.
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Josh Scramble (13:18):
I've got a song. I ain't got no melody.
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I'm a gonna sing it to my friends.
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I've got a song that ain't got no melody.
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I'm a gonna sing it to my friend when I go around
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Jerry Pancake (13:39):
I'm Jerry Pancake with the Miller Morning Man
House. And for today's weatherand beach conditions, we go to
Jenny pork belly ham hock.
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (13:53):
You know, Jerry, it's gonna be
cloudy with the chance of liptarts.
Jerry Pancake (14:02):
Okay. Thanks for that update. Is there any other
information that, we need on theweather, like maybe the
temperature or something likethat.
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (14:13):
Why don't you ask your boyfriend,
Chad?
Jerry Pancake (14:17):
Chad? Who's Chad?
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (14:21):
Chad GPT.
Jerry Pancake (14:25):
And who is that?
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (14:26):
I hear you talking to him all day long
down here in the basement.
Jerry Pancake (14:32):
Okay. You mean chat GPT?
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (14:37):
I don't know. I don't know
anything about this gay eye.
Jerry Pancake (14:43):
Gay eye? What do you mean? It's AI. Chat gpt is a
a tool.
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (14:48):
It's not what I hear.
Jerry Pancake (14:50):
What do you hear?
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (14:52):
You in the basement talking to Chad, g
p t.
Jerry Pancake (14:57):
I'm very polite with him.
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (14:59):
Oh, yeah. You're very polite.
Jerry Pancake (15:04):
What kinds of things do you hear me saying to
him?
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (15:07):
Thank you and you're welcome and all
the other hand jobs talk youalways like to do.
Jerry Pancake (15:16):
It's a very hand job focused show. But anyway, do
you have any anything to add asfar as the weather or
information about the beach? Youknow, we're in Miller Beach. We
kinda need to know this stuff.
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (15:32):
Well, if there's any illegals down
there, you don't have to worryabout anything, Jerry.
Jerry Pancake (15:38):
The illegal? Welcome back to the Miller
Morning Mad House. I am JerryPancake. So we are workshopping
this show, and, of course, wewelcome your fan suggestions on
any characters that we may beable to add to the show,
fictional or real, you can emailus at contact at
(16:04):
socoolshirts.com, your place tobuy cool shirts. So this is a
little conversation that, JoshScramble and I had about adding
a couple characters to the show.
We have some suggestions herefrom some fans. Oh, let's hear
(16:24):
what the fans have to say. And,I think that some of the fans
want to see well, they want alady, so someone's gonna have to
either play a lady or be a lady.So some of the fans have
suggested Benny the biscuitgravy, and he does sports.
Josh Scramble (16:44):
Benny the biscuit gravy.
Jerry Pancake (16:45):
Here he comes from loud, rough around the
edges sports junkie who used toplay semi pro everything. That
sounds like That sounds likeMaybe Donnie
Josh Scramble (16:55):
Oh. Gravy. Oh, Donnie the biscuit gravy.
Jerry Pancake (16:59):
I like that. The sports guy is Donnie the biscuit
gravy. He has played everything.He's, he likes greasy food and
hard hits with a personality asa sausage gravy. Jeez.
This is Donnie. Itself.
Josh Scramble (17:13):
That's Donnie completely. That has to be it.
Jerry Pancake (17:16):
He dishes out sports commentary like he's
working the grill at a diner.Fast, hot, and a little too
greasy. I don't know if I likethat description.
Josh Scramble (17:25):
Do our fans possibly know because this
sounds odd.
Jerry Pancake (17:29):
I mean, we're gonna have to bleep his name
because
Josh Scramble (17:31):
Oh, sorry.
Jerry Pancake (17:33):
He probably has it trademarked knowing him.
Josh Scramble (17:36):
Sure he does. I mean
Jerry Pancake (17:37):
There's a one and only. Alright. So this is the
introduction apparently forthis, Donnie, the bits biscuit.
His segment is called Donnie'sBiscuit Blitz. Alright, you
bacon lovers.
It's time for Benny's BiscuitBlitz from football to fist
fights. Boy, this is they havegot him pegged, whoever this fan
(18:01):
is, tough and nasty. We'retalking about it. Pour yourself
a strong one. It's gonna be amessy recap.
And that I mean, we we willconsider that, definitely.
Josh Scramble (18:14):
I don't know whoever our fans are know
exactly who they're talkingabout.
Jerry Pancake (18:18):
Yeah. If this is gonna be the Miller Morning Zoo,
Donnie, the biscuit gravy isdefinitely gonna be our sports
guy. And, they want a lady, andit it has suggested here Sunny
sizzle, but I'm gonna say Stacysizzle. No?
Josh Scramble (18:38):
I don't know. Stacy Who's got
Jerry Pancake (18:40):
a weather girl personality here? Stacy could do
that.
Josh Scramble (18:44):
I mean, I mean, if we're talking, it's Stacy
Sizzle. She has been in radio.She true. She has been in radio
and does kinda have she hasforefront on the water, so she
does have the weather report. Somaybe we stick with Stacy
Sizzle.
Jerry Pancake (18:58):
She's perky, overly enthusiastic weather
woman, side of sass andinnuendo. Man, our fan
Josh Scramble (19:07):
our fans are nailing the
Jerry Pancake (19:09):
I mean, I can't even it's unbelievable how
accurate this is. Unpredictableas the weather itself and loves
comparing the day's forecast tobreakfast foods. Whether it's
sizzling hot or scrambled mess,Sunny has you or, well, Stacy
has you covered. Good morning,sunshine. It's your girl, Stacy
(19:31):
Sizzle.
And today's forecast is hotterthan a fresh stack of flapjacks.
I mean, that's pretty good. I Ilike it. It's good.
Josh Scramble (19:42):
Just have to change your intro to this is
Stacy Sizzle for shizzle. Forshizzle?
Jerry Pancake (19:47):
Yeah. I mean, we'll have, like, a kind of a
urban, introduction for her,like, make her a little hip.
Well, I just think for shizzleand sizzle, it's just natural.
Watch for some scattered storms.Things might get a little
slippery out there.
Josh Scramble (20:08):
Well Stacy sounds kinda weird.
Jerry Pancake (20:10):
Those are 2 great characters that we might be able
to add.
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (20:26):
All you guys do is just sit up there
SoCool Danella (20:27):
and talk about how fucking cool you are.
Barack Obama (20:32):
Miller Beach. This is your president. When I'm
hanging out at Flamingos, Ilight a camel and put on the
Miller Morning Mad House withJerry Pancake and Josh Scramble.
Jerry Pancake (20:45):
Alright, folks. That's it for today's episode of
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It's the only trivia night wherethe questions are just as
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to the MBACD for hosting theseawesome events and making Miller
(21:27):
Beach the place to be. Thanksfor hanging out with us, Miller
Beach.
We will be back next Sunday,hopefully, with a brand new
episode. That is if we are nottoo hungover. No promises. But
stay cool, stay crazy, and keepsupporting the madhouse. Catch
you next time.
Josh Scramble (25:16):
Spam's a bam. What's a bam? Well, you wouldn't
even know.
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock (25:19):
Out with Do you understand the words
that were
Josh Scramble (25:22):
coming out of my mouth? No.
JennyPorkbelly - Hamhock: Although You speak it in (25:24):
undefined
English?
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