January 1, 2025 • 25 mins
Episode 8: Bathrooms and Backdrafts...
Sponsored by SoCool Shirts, All In Jest Trivia
This week on Miller Morning Madhouse, we flush out some of the messiest tales yet. Join Jerry Pancake, Josh Scramble, and Jen Pancake as they tackle the pressing issues of bathroom etiquette, work poop protocols, and the dreaded backdrafts that leave lasting impressions (on more than just porcelain).
From the public restroom horrors of Benton Harbor gas stations to the oddly poetic bathroom setups at Midway Airport, this episode is an overflowing mix of laughter, embarrassment, and just a hint of trauma. Plus, hear the latest updates from Miller Beach’s own Flamingo Bar, including why their bathroom might need a rebranding.
🎶 Music in This Episode:
- Intro: Flush Beats by DJ Draino
- Ad Break: Healthcare Kart: Luigi’s Revenge jingle
- Outro: French Toast Crunch is Life by Jerry Pancake
✨ Special Thanks:
- SoCool Shirts: Turning bad decisions into great fashion since day one.
- All In Jest Trivia: Don’t miss Friday Trivia Night, where the questions are as unpredictable as Josh Scramble’s production notes.
- Flamingo Pizza of Miller Beach: Serving good vibes, great drinks, and questionable bathroom configurations.
🎧 Tune In Next Week:
We’re diving into cereal debates, birthday shoutouts, and why Miller Beach might need its own line of retro snacks. Don’t miss it!
💩 Subscribe now on Apple Podcasts or Spotify—because everyone loves a good bathroom story. Stay Cool! 🚽✨
- (00:45) - The Big Dump Debate
- (01:42) - Welcome Back to Madhouse
- (04:01) - Poop Protocol at Work
- (05:47) - Public Dump Stories
- (10:40) - The Bathroom Chronicles
- (11:53) - Healthcare Cart and Luigi's Revenge
- (13:59) - Airport Bathroom Privacy
- (17:11) - Just the Tip Party Recap
- (19:04) - False Dawn and Hangovers
- (21:47) - French Toast Crunch Discovery
- (23:20) - A Shitty Episode Wrap-Up
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Jen Pancake (00:16):
All you
Josh Scramble (00:16):
guys do is just sit up there
SoCool Girl (00:17):
and talk about how fucking cool you are.
Josh Scramble (00:21):
WSPR Superreach Radio, the best station between
Rush and River. What
Tim Robinson (00:28):
the fuck did I do? Luca, Luca. Yes, miss Tullane.
Jen Pancake (00:33):
Just tell me what happened here.
Tim Robinson (00:36):
I fucked up. That's what happened. I fucked
up. I found a guy who looks justlike Dave who can take huge
dumps, so people would thinkDave was taking huge dumps. Why
did you do that?
I don't know. I mean,ultimately, I guess I wanted
people to think Dave was takinghuge embarrassing dumps. If I
had to come up with a reason,that would be it. And honestly
(00:58):
honestly, that might be it.
Jen Pancake (01:00):
This guy barely looks like Dave.
Josh Scramble (01:02):
From the back, he does. When he hugs along crab
walks, from the back, he does.With all due respect, it worked
a 150 times.
Dave (01:09):
Oh my god. How long have you been doing this? What do you
want me
Josh Scramble (01:18):
In the morning madhouse, talking all that crazy
energized, Pancake and ascramble. Audio breakfast with
your favorite guys.
Jerry Pancake (01:41):
Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the Miller
Morning Mad House. Big thanks toSo Cool shirts for keeping us
looking sharp. Don't forget thismonth all in just trivia is
happening on December 27th atthe Marshall J Gardner Gardner
Center. I will see you theremaybe.
We are thrilled to have theamazing Jen Pancake joining us
(02:04):
today. But most importantly,thank you, our listeners, for
tuning in. If you're loving themadness, please subscribe, rate
us, and share the show. And weare back. Welcome to the Miller
Morning Man House.
I am here with my brother,
Josh Scramble (02:23):
Joshua David Scramble.
Jerry Pancake (02:25):
Oh, do you have a middle name now, like a serial
killer?
Josh Scramble (02:28):
Yeah. After last episode, I was inspired. Sorry.
I'm past recording.
Jerry Pancake (02:33):
Well, we can all be serial killers someday,
hopefully. And, also, my lovely
wife, missus Pancake.
Jen Pancake (02:43):
It's just pancake. Jenny Pancake.
Jerry Pancake (02:46):
Jenny Is it Jen? I call you Jen Pancake Jen
Pancake. Usually. Alright.
Josh Scramble (02:50):
I would say if you if it was Jenny Pancake,
it'd sound more like a ChittyChitty Bang Bang. Jenny Pancake.
Jenny, Jenny You
Jerry Pancake (02:57):
know, that's the first and Chitty Chitty Bang
Bang reference for all of you,old motherfuckers out there that
would know that.
Jen Pancake (03:06):
Who doesn't know there?
Jerry Pancake (03:07):
Old people motherfuckers, though. That's
not nice.
Jen Pancake (03:10):
If you
don't know if you're listeningand you don't know that, watch
it immediately.
Josh Scramble (03:13):
Same guy that wrote James Bond wrote Chitty
Chitty Bang Theory.
Jen Pancake (03:17):
It's a madcap case for me.
Jerry Pancake (03:18):
It's not how I envisioned we would start this
episode, but, hey. You know, wecan say anything now, and we can
talk about it.
Jen Pancake (03:27):
To be a clue on the next trivia.
Josh Scramble (03:30):
It was already a fact. Actually, it was already a
fact in our question in trivia,I think.
Jen Pancake (03:35):
Was it?
Josh Scramble (03:36):
I believe it was. That shitty or who
Jen Pancake (03:38):
I must have missed that.
Josh Scramble (03:39):
The author of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Jerry Pancake (03:41):
More like shitty, shitty, bang bang.
Josh Scramble (03:44):
Or the porn version. Chitty, shitty gang
bang. Shitty, shitty gangbang.
Jerry Pancake (03:49):
It's a more of a anal type of situation.
Jen Pancake (03:55):
Speaking of Anal gangbang?
Jerry Pancake (03:56):
Speaking of poop, we should start the Yes. Episode
right off with
SoCool Girl (04:01):
with Soup emoji. Poop emoji. Yes. I was saying
that I do have a poop story, andI was not the one doing the
pooping. I was so it's more orless about, like, protocol for
pooping at work.
Josh Scramble (04:11):
I know you guys live where you work, so your
poop protocol is the same. Iavoid pooping at work like the
plague. Like, I treat it likewe're on a tour bus. Like,
number ones only unless it's anabsolute, I'm going to ruin
clothing emergency.
Jen Pancake (04:25):
Do you get penalized at work if you take a
shit?
Jerry Pancake (04:30):
Like, they keep track of how many shits you
take?
Josh Scramble (04:33):
No. But, so weirdly, that kind of hooks into
the story. So I go into themen's room and go number 1. I
don't see who walks in behindme, but they were definitely in
a hurry. They go in a stall, sitdown, and they are blowing
things up.
I mean, clearly, audibly blowingit up. So it's nothing but,
(04:54):
like, fart noises and a grunt or2. And, like, right after a good
ex expellation, all of a sudden,like, his phone goes off. Like
and it's a very, like, pleasantring tone, and it's like a and I
was, like, almost I thought tomyself, like, did your phone
just congratulate you on, like,a successful poop? Which also
(05:18):
may be a nice app.
Well, we're also also wondering,like then I thought Apple Health
tracks, like, everything. Like,they tell if you're snoring,
like, how long you sleep, likebut there's no
Jen Pancake (05:30):
take a picture of it so it could analyze sleep.
Jerry Pancake (05:34):
Well, it's like with that cat litter that can
tell if, like, the cat has a UTIor whatever. Pretty much. You
just shit on your phone and thenthe app tells you if, like, you
have cancer or whatever. Poopingat work, like so you refuse to
do it?
Josh Scramble (05:53):
I don't refuse to do it. I mean, it has happened,
but I try to not. Like No singlestalls, There's no yeah. There
is no private bathroom. Like, mymy old job my old job was, like,
a single private bathroom.
I'm like, okay.
Jen Pancake (06:08):
And also there's Shake your brains out.
Josh Scramble (06:09):
Singles. Yeah. No harm, no foul. Right. But also
there's no exhaust fans becauseit's a a big building, and it's
like, yeah.
Jerry Pancake (06:19):
So it's audible.
Jen Pancake (06:20):
That's fine.
SoCool Girl (06:21):
Like, you have to if you're gonna poop at my
office, like, you have to timeit right to try like, if you
don't want anyone knowing thatyou're pooping or experiencing
the side effects.
Jen Pancake (06:32):
Or sitting on your phone.
Jerry Pancake (06:34):
Yeah. Like, I won't do it unless it's, like,
an emergency. And and even whenI'm out and about in the public
or let's say
Josh Scramble (06:44):
Oh, that's that's a whole other realm of Yeah.
Like No. Mail me
Jerry Pancake (06:48):
a lot of stuff. True. What if I'm stations. You
know? Yeah.
Like, I could poop anywhere,though.
Josh Scramble (06:54):
I'm not saying I couldn't. I'm just saying I try
not to, like, mostly because ofthe you never know what the
condition of the bathroom'sgonna be.
Jen Pancake (07:02):
Where's the weirdest place you've ever taken
a public dump?
Josh Scramble (07:05):
Oh, who? Me? Either. The weirdest?
Jen Pancake (07:10):
Where you're just sitting there and you're like, I
can't believe I'm just takingshit right now.
Jerry Pancake (07:14):
So there was a, an Indian owned gas station,
which I guess they all are. But,in
Josh Scramble (07:22):
right next to the Robin's and the subways now.
Jerry Pancake (07:25):
In Benton Harbor, Michigan where I it must it must
have been a huge emergency whereI could not drive back to the
post office when I was amailman. So, like and it was on
a route that I that had nothing.So it was, like, the weirdest
part of the town. Even when Ihad to pee and this is a
terrible thing to admit, but I'mnot gonna get fired for it
(07:46):
because I don't work thereanymore. But I would just pee in
the middle of the street.
Josh Scramble (07:51):
You mean, like, you mean, like, Derek at a
party?
Jerry Pancake (07:54):
Yeah. Like, Derek going to a child's birthday
party. I would pee right in themiddle of the street, and so
there was no bathrooms, but itwas a very it was urgent matter.
And so I went to this gasstation, and, you know, all the
gas stations in Benton Harbor,you know, the people it's just
like Gary here. You know, it'sbulletproof glass.
(08:16):
The guy the Indian guy's behindthere, and I'm like You
Jen Pancake (08:18):
got, like, a big wrench with a key on it
Jerry Pancake (08:21):
or whatever? No. No. No. The bathroom, he had to
let me behind the counter.
Oh, no. Because the bathroomwas, like, directly behind him
and literally 3 feet from thecounter. The door the bathroom
door is. So Oh, no. The guy iswaiting on there's people in
(08:41):
there.
It's a more busy. They're buyingtheir cigarettes and lottery
tickets and and Mountain Dew. Ineed
Josh Scramble (08:47):
$20 and scratch offs a box of Marlboro Reds.
Jerry Pancake (08:50):
Yeah. And, like, I you can hear because the door
is just the door and and, like,there's just it's filthy in
there. And, so I did it. And,like, I just decided, like,
after I was done, I would justnever go back in there ever
again. So, like like because theguy's definitely gonna be, like,
(09:13):
yeah.
Some mailman came in here andjust fucked shit up in here.
Jen Pancake (09:17):
He did a paint job.
Jerry Pancake (09:19):
He did a paint job in here, and we are not
letting any even even federalemployees lose their use this
restroom anymore. But it's likein in these, neighborhoods such
as, where we live and BentonHarbor, like, the gas stations
don't have, like, a bathroomwhere it's, like, for the
(09:40):
public.
Josh Scramble (09:42):
Oh, true. Yeah. It's just like
Jerry Pancake (09:43):
The city of Chicago. Try try having the shit
in the city of Chicago. Yougotta get a whole meal.
Jen Pancake (09:50):
It's because you're walking there. Right?
Josh Scramble (09:51):
No. That's also that's also why many of the
alleys smell like it
Jerry Pancake (09:55):
is because
Josh Scramble (09:56):
it's actually in it.
Jerry Pancake (09:57):
No. But, like, I I went to get my passport, and
I'm like, oh, I probably couldyou know, they're like, it's
gonna be a couple hours, and I'mlike, you know, I probably could
go to the bathroom,
Josh Scramble (10:08):
I guess. So you went and got your password,
Jerry Pancake (10:10):
and I went
Josh Scramble (10:11):
through 2 customs.
Jerry Pancake (10:12):
Went to a really fancy breakfast place that had
single stallers.
Josh Scramble (10:19):
Oh, okay.
Jerry Pancake (10:20):
And there those are starting to be a thing now.
But the restaurant, if you didnot pay, you were not allowed to
use the bathroom, and they had,like, a hotel key
Josh Scramble (10:32):
Oh, shit.
Jerry Pancake (10:33):
For the bathroom that they would give you.
Jen Pancake (10:35):
Was it a hotel restaurant?
Jerry Pancake (10:37):
It was.
Jen Pancake (10:39):
Where I just got almost sexually assaulted?
Jerry Pancake (10:43):
Maybe. I mean, there was this you maybe it
could have been. It's right bythe passport place. Oh. So,
anyway, yeah.
But as a mailman, like, you justsometimes that shitty bathroom
in Benton Harbor is all you gotor in the middle of the street.
You know?
Josh Scramble (11:02):
I've never gone anywhere like, you were asking
the weirdest points. I've nevergone anywhere weird. I did have
to sacrifice a pair of underwearat the lighthouse small ones.
Jerry Pancake (11:13):
Well, the good thing about that is you could
get a replacement Oh, no. Rightthere.
Jen Pancake (11:17):
Go right into the jockey's Well,
Jerry Pancake (11:19):
jockey outlet?
Josh Scramble (11:21):
Yeah. Well, pretty it kinda did happen. But,
yeah, I was walking around. I'mlike, something is not working
out here, and luckily, no oneelse is in there. And, like,
yeah, just
Jen Pancake (11:32):
Some blowback? Backdraft.
Jerry Pancake (11:38):
That guy that poor guy.
Josh Scramble (11:41):
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Rush and Ripley. We love playingmusic, but right now, we have to
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Jerry Pancake (11:54):
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Dave (12:01):
I told you, boss. I was just here to fix that up
plumbing.
Jerry Pancake (12:04):
But Luigi, you can't put a price on premium
care. Well, actually, you can,and I did.
Dave (12:12):
You have been charging my known a $50 for a Band Aid. It's
a game over for you. Pew pewpew. Pew pew pew.
Josh Scramble (12:23):
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for our exclusive segment,health care cart, Luigi's
revenge. Because even in theMushroom Kingdom, justice can't
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You were talking about thesingle stalls. So I rem you
(12:44):
remember when, like, all thosecongressmen were getting busted
for reaching under the stallstrying to, like, proposition any
sex? Apparently, they were notat O'Hare Airport. Because you
ever notice, like, in O'HareAirport, the doors and the walls
of the stalls go from ceiling tofloor. It's like you're
Jerry Pancake (12:58):
They do. It's a vault. You're very
Josh Scramble (13:00):
It's the only place I've ever seen that, but
I'm like, kudos to you. Like,true privacy in a public You're
Jen Pancake (13:06):
not getting any public sex in
Jerry Pancake (13:08):
No. But the weird thing is the ones at Midway are,
like, super short.
Josh Scramble (13:15):
So, like, the maybe they're just letting you
know
Jerry Pancake (13:17):
Like, the ones at Midway, I could we could be
doing this podcast in 3different stalls and just
talking to each other and seeingour faces, and then they're but
they're very high. So there'sbig and little. So they're very
high for on the bottom and veryshort on the top. So it's like,
(13:38):
you know, Midway is like thestepchild airport. Right?
Josh Scramble (13:42):
Oh, it always has been.
Jerry Pancake (13:43):
Even though it's more convenient.
Josh Scramble (13:45):
Oh, yeah. Well, it's more convenient for us
because we're on the southsouthern end of the world.
Jen Pancake (13:50):
Where was that stall that you were just talking
about where you were staying at?But you could just make icons to
know that we're it was somewhereelse.
Josh Scramble (13:59):
Well, how do you is there
Jerry Pancake (14:00):
a restaurant around here? And so let's talk
about stalls. So if, Nick, ifyou're Nick, of the owner of
Flamingo, if you're listening
Josh Scramble (14:11):
Oh, jeez.
Jerry Pancake (14:13):
Maybe let's turn that bathroom into a one
Staller, like, a, like, a with aseparate door because there's
always so many people in therein the stall.
Josh Scramble (14:24):
I'm gonna have to fire back at you.
Jerry Pancake (14:25):
Refrain I
Dave (14:26):
don't think refrain from
Jen Pancake (14:28):
besmirching the good bathroom
Jerry Pancake (14:31):
It's a good bathroom. Repute yourself.
Josh Scramble (14:33):
I don't think you can insult the bathroom at all
compared to what the bathroomwas because literally is
Jen Pancake (14:38):
true. That is true.
Josh Scramble (14:39):
Flamingo, for those of our listeners who don't
know, used to be a gas stationway back in the day, and my
grandfather actually workedthere. And until, like, 15 years
ago, it was the same exactbathroom. I mean, it was
disgusting
Jerry Pancake (14:57):
Like the one I used at that Indian gas station?
Josh Scramble (15:00):
Much so. Very much so. And then when they
redid it, they very muchimproved the bathroom. So I
can't I can't insult theflamingo for their bathrooms.
Jerry Pancake (15:09):
Or maybe just get one of those cards because you
could use that card in the stalltoo.
Josh Scramble (15:13):
Yeah. But the other thing would steal it.
Like, any anything that's not inthe Flamingo is probably gonna
get stolen at some point.
Jerry Pancake (15:21):
I don't know. Do you think there's a lot of theft
in there? Seems like mostly nicepeople.
Jen Pancake (15:26):
A lot of leaving your stuff behind.
Jerry Pancake (15:28):
Yes. There's a lot of
Josh Scramble (15:29):
So maybe it's okay.
Jerry Pancake (15:31):
Puerto Rico
Josh Scramble (15:31):
is the biggest lost and found in order to last
year.
Jen Pancake (15:34):
But don't go in there to look for it because
it'll never turn up.
Jerry Pancake (15:37):
Yeah. Yeah. And a lot of people forget to pay
their bills too, so sorry aboutthat.
Jen Pancake (15:42):
Yeah. Unless it's a credit card. They have a monster
stack of those.
Jerry Pancake (15:45):
Of people that left their debit card there.
Josh Scramble (15:47):
Really?
Jerry Pancake (15:48):
Yeah. Because they'll open a tab for you, and
they hang on to your
Josh Scramble (15:52):
card. Yeah.
Jen Pancake (15:53):
On more than one occasion, which I may have went
in to ask if they had my debitcard.
Josh Scramble (15:58):
And Weirdly, I have always paid my tab there. I
even thought I didn't one night.I went back one Sunday, like, it
was barely even open, like,11:01 or whatever it was. I walk
in. I'm like, hey.
Did I pay my bill? And they'relike, yeah. We don't show
anything open. And I'm like, inmy hungoverness, like, look at
me rocking it last call,actually paying my bill and not
(16:18):
being an idiot.
Jen Pancake (16:19):
The 2 or 3 times that I went in to look for my
debit card, I always found itsomewhere later. So
Josh Scramble (16:26):
In or out?
Jerry Pancake (16:27):
Kudos. It's like kudos to you, and great job.
Jen Pancake (16:32):
Not leaving it at the bar.
Jerry Pancake (16:33):
We did have, a a a nice party that was thrown.
Was it last last weekend?Tuesday?
Jen Pancake (16:41):
It was a Tuesday tip party. Just the tips.
Jerry Pancake (16:44):
Just the tips.
Jen Pancake (16:46):
I know I know it's been over a week, and our
memories aren't
Jerry Pancake (16:48):
A lot of people were wearing, So Cool shirts for
that party and purchased them.Thank you. If you are listening,
you can go to so cool shirts.comfor all your shirt needs.
Jen Pancake (17:02):
It was a sea of tips.
Jerry Pancake (17:05):
If we are getting to the point where probably,
Christmas delivery is aQuestionable? Questionable
situation. I would say if
Josh Scramble (17:13):
you don't have it in now or tonight would be your
well
Jerry Pancake (17:16):
Well, when this airs yeah. Yeah. It's definitely
gonna be
Josh Scramble (17:19):
The listening audience is shit out of luck if
they are trying to get a So Coolshirt in time and need a
reminder. Yeah. Well
Jen Pancake (17:25):
Do we have anything to report from the just the tip
party?
Jerry Pancake (17:29):
It was well attended.
Josh Scramble (17:31):
Well attended. I didn't well, I left early. I
left it we left at 9 because I'mlike
Jen Pancake (17:36):
So did we. I don't
Dave (17:38):
know when I
Josh Scramble (17:39):
left. Lying motherfuckers right now.
Jen Pancake (17:41):
In our mind, we did.
Jerry Pancake (17:43):
I don't know when I left.
Josh Scramble (17:45):
You were
having a good time, though.
Jerry Pancake (17:46):
And, I had half of a calzone, but oh, jeez. It
was a rough I had a meeting inthe morning that I had to
present, and, you know, I did agood job, let's say. But it was
a blur.
Jen Pancake (18:04):
You're you're off.
Jerry Pancake (18:05):
The meeting was a blur as well.
Jen Pancake (18:06):
Gonna be a lot more enthusiastic when you're
Dave (18:08):
still drunk.
Josh Scramble (18:09):
So cool shirts. Maybe that should be the next
shirt. I'm powered by MillerLite and calzones.
Jerry Pancake (18:14):
Miller Lite and calzones. And,
Jen Pancake (18:17):
so Or I might still be drunk
Dave (18:19):
on the
Jerry Pancake (18:20):
night. This meeting was great because
because I was still drunk.com
Jen Pancake (18:25):
There's a Bloody Mary in my coffee tag.
Jerry Pancake (18:28):
I have to cut that out.
Josh Scramble (18:30):
I I love I love Zoom meetings because I could be
fucked up during
Jerry Pancake (18:35):
Zoom. Sebastian. Is he drunk or just in a good
mood? Most of the time, he'sdrunk.
Jen Pancake (18:41):
Most likely drunk.
Jerry Pancake (18:42):
But then later on that day, what happened was was.
What it what do you call it?What's the false dawn?
Jen Pancake (18:51):
Oh, false dawn. That is not, my phrase. Mine was
mine always was the delayedreaction hangover, but who just
someone said, oh, false dawn. Itwas Wendy.
Jerry Pancake (19:04):
It was Wendy. Our our Our friend,
Jen Pancake (19:07):
across the way, Wendy, said, oh, false Dawn, and
I was and it cracked me up quitea bit.
Jerry Pancake (19:12):
What's Wendy's last breakfast name? What would
we how would we do what would wedo for her?
Josh Scramble (19:18):
Good question. I'm also trying to think of
bread
Jerry Pancake (19:21):
Wendy healthy. It's gotta be, like, a healthy
kind of breakfast. Right?
Josh Scramble (19:25):
Wendy granola?
Jerry Pancake (19:27):
Yes. But
Josh Scramble (19:27):
she is a big yoga person too.
Jerry Pancake (19:29):
So She is. I don't know, Wendy. Well, give us
a call. 219, 2004280. To reportyour last name.
Us a voice mail and tell us whatyou want us to call you for
your, breakfast name. Andanybody can leave a voice mail,
and we'll call you by that forthe rest of the time that we're
(19:50):
here in Miller.
Josh Scramble (19:51):
Wendy Berry yoga or yogurt? I don't know. Yeah.
Jerry Pancake (19:53):
It's Yogurt. Yeah. Parfait. Wendy Parfait.
Parfait?
Josh Scramble (19:56):
Or yeah. Wendy Parfait.
Jerry Pancake (19:59):
Wendy Parfait. Alright. So don't call. That.
Well, I like that one.
It suits her, I think. But shecame up with that term false
dawn. And so it's like you thinkthat you feel good, and then
about noon
Jen Pancake (20:13):
After you get a good big lunch in you
Jerry Pancake (20:15):
Yeah.
Jen Pancake (20:16):
Yeah. You realize you were just still drunk all
all along.
Jerry Pancake (20:23):
I was down for
Jen Pancake (20:25):
Little Fleming.
Jerry Pancake (20:26):
I was down for 3 days.
Dave (20:28):
Oh,
Josh Scramble (20:29):
wait. So here's how I could tell I live in
Miller. So Tuesday, we had thejust the tips. Was it Friday
that we then had our gathering?
Tim Robinson (20:38):
Yes. Yes.
Josh Scramble (20:38):
So Jesus Christ.
Jen Pancake (20:40):
Rough turn. Rough turn.
Jerry Pancake (20:41):
Rough turnaround. I was still hungover at for on
Friday. And then believe it ornot, we also had another party,
given at the holiday house forour friend Jamie, who I don't
have a breakfast name foreither, but she
Jen Pancake (20:56):
turns 50. Jamie.
Jerry Pancake (20:57):
What about Jamie? Birthday. Jamie Applesauce.
Jamie Applesauce?
Josh Scramble (21:01):
I mean, it doesn't really fit breakfast,
but no.
Jerry Pancake (21:04):
Applejack's.
Josh Scramble (21:05):
Oh, Jamie Applejack's. Boom.
Jerry Pancake (21:08):
There we go.
Jen Pancake (21:09):
There it is.
Jerry Pancake (21:09):
I'm good at coming up with names. If there
was a job if anybody wants tooffer me a job, just coming up
with names for stuff, I'm in.Like, I'm ready to move on to
another career. I'm alreadybored of the one I'm doing. So
Josh Scramble (21:24):
Isn't everybody I mean, like, 99.9% of people are
done are bored with theircareer.
Jen Pancake (21:30):
Only am I bored, I actively hate it.
Josh Scramble (21:34):
That's 99 point 5% of people.
Jen Pancake (21:37):
Bored and busy. It's,
Jerry Pancake (21:39):
horrible time. A mailman that has to poop really
bad
Jen Pancake (21:43):
That's true.
Jerry Pancake (21:43):
That's true. Gas station while people are just
buying, like
Josh Scramble (21:48):
Since we're bringing up cereal, though, the
my favorite 22 ounce ouncers. Myabsolute favorite point of the
entire gathering Friday wasabout 1 AM when you were, like,
just mystified and in love withFrench toast crunch. Right? So
no one knows about French toastcrunch.
Jen Pancake (22:08):
We did we had no idea there was a a a toast
crunch line.
Jerry Pancake (22:12):
Looks like a tiny French toast also.
Josh Scramble (22:15):
So for our listening audience that may not
know, if you are at a largergrocery store that has a big
variety of cereal, look aroundthe Cinnamon Toast Crunch area,
and you will find what they callFrench Toast Crunch. And it is
like it is shaped like littlepieces of French toast, but it's
it's kind of like, CaptainCrunch. It will will rip the
(22:37):
roof off of your mouth, though,if
Jerry Pancake (22:38):
you don't let it on. It's and it's varnished.
Like, it's shiny. Shellac.Shellac.
Josh Scramble (22:44):
Shellac. And it does it looks like
Jerry Pancake (22:46):
a it looks like a piece of plastic. Like, someone
made French toast for a little,I don't know, whatever stupid
doll, Harvey sized French toast.Barbie. Whatever stupid dolls
that kids play with.
Jen Pancake (22:57):
A Brat doll.
Jerry Pancake (22:58):
A Brat
Jen Pancake (22:59):
doll. French toast.
Jerry Pancake (23:00):
If it
Josh Scramble (23:00):
was for Brat dolls when you have to put a
little cocaine on it becausethose, like, those Bratz dolls
are
Jerry Pancake (23:05):
or the Lowell's. The Lowell's. You'll spray some
cocaine, and it just looks likehow it shows up. Dolls are?
Josh Scramble (23:11):
I know what the Bratz dolls are because those
look like 2 inch hookers.
Jerry Pancake (23:14):
I said, you know what? I don't know
Tim Robinson (23:15):
what the
Jerry Pancake (23:15):
Lowell's ones are just like
Jen Pancake (23:17):
a head is 2.
Jerry Pancake (23:18):
Cheaper version and sluttier.
Dave (23:21):
And that's a wrap up for the Miller Motte and Murdhouse,
the shitty episode.
Jen Pancake (23:26):
This episode was pretty shitty.
Jerry Pancake (23:29):
Brought to you by feces.
Jen Pancake (23:34):
Poop dust.
SoCool Girl (23:37):
All you guys do is just sit
up there and talk about how fucking cool you are.
Barack Obama (23:42):
Miller Beach, this is your president. When I'm
hanging out at Flamingos, Ilight a camel and put on the
Miller Morning Mad House withJerry Pancake and Josh Scramble.
Jerry Pancake (23:53):
Alright, folks. That's it for today's episode of
the Miller Morning Mad House.Big thanks to our sponsors, So
Cool Shirts, where bad decisionsbecome great fashion. Check them
out for your next questionable tshirt. And don't forget all in
just trivia with Josh Scramblehosted at the Marshall j Gardner
(24:14):
Center.
It's the only trivia night wherethe questions are just as
unpredictable as the answers.Join us if you dare. And a shout
out to the Miller CommunityTheater also at the Marshall J
Gardner Center where the localstars shine bright. Big thanks
to the MBACD for hosting theseawesome events and making Miller
(24:36):
Beach the place to be. Thanksfor hanging out with us, Miller
Beach.
We will be back next Sunday,hopefully, with a brand new
episode, that is if we are nottoo hungover. No promises. But
stay cool, stay crazy, and keepsupporting the madhouse. Catch
you next time. BAM's a BAM.
(25:34):
What's a BAM? Well, you wouldn'teven know.
Jen Pancake (25:36):
Out with Do
Dave (25:37):
you understand the words that are coming
Jen Pancake (25:40):
out of
Dave (25:40):
my mouth? No.
SoCool Girl (25:41):
Although You speak it in English?
All you
Josh Scramble (00:16):
guys do is just sit up there
SoCool Girl (00:17):
and talk about how fucking cool you are.
Josh Scramble (00:21):
WSPR Superreach Radio, the best station between
Rush and River. What
Tim Robinson (00:28):
the fuck did I do? Luca, Luca. Yes, miss Tullane.
Jen Pancake (00:33):
Just tell me what happened here.
Tim Robinson (00:36):
I fucked up. That's what happened. I fucked
up. I found a guy who looks justlike Dave who can take huge
dumps, so people would thinkDave was taking huge dumps. Why
did you do that?
I don't know. I mean,ultimately, I guess I wanted
people to think Dave was takinghuge embarrassing dumps. If I
had to come up with a reason,that would be it. And honestly
(00:58):
honestly, that might be it.
Jen Pancake (01:00):
This guy barely looks like Dave.
Josh Scramble (01:02):
From the back, he does. When he hugs along crab
walks, from the back, he does.With all due respect, it worked
a 150 times.
Dave (01:09):
Oh my god. How long have you been doing this? What do you
want me
Josh Scramble (01:18):
In the morning madhouse, talking all that crazy
energized, Pancake and ascramble. Audio breakfast with
your favorite guys.
Jerry Pancake (01:41):
Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the Miller
Morning Mad House. Big thanks toSo Cool shirts for keeping us
looking sharp. Don't forget thismonth all in just trivia is
happening on December 27th atthe Marshall J Gardner Gardner
Center. I will see you theremaybe.
We are thrilled to have theamazing Jen Pancake joining us
(02:04):
today. But most importantly,thank you, our listeners, for
tuning in. If you're loving themadness, please subscribe, rate
us, and share the show. And weare back. Welcome to the Miller
Morning Man House.
I am here with my brother,
Josh Scramble (02:23):
Joshua David Scramble.
Jerry Pancake (02:25):
Oh, do you have a middle name now, like a serial
killer?
Josh Scramble (02:28):
Yeah. After last episode, I was inspired. Sorry.
I'm past recording.
Jerry Pancake (02:33):
Well, we can all be serial killers someday,
hopefully. And, also, my lovely
wife, missus Pancake.
Jen Pancake (02:43):
It's just pancake. Jenny Pancake.
Jerry Pancake (02:46):
Jenny Is it Jen? I call you Jen Pancake Jen
Pancake. Usually. Alright.
Josh Scramble (02:50):
I would say if you if it was Jenny Pancake,
it'd sound more like a ChittyChitty Bang Bang. Jenny Pancake.
Jenny, Jenny You
Jerry Pancake (02:57):
know, that's the first and Chitty Chitty Bang
Bang reference for all of you,old motherfuckers out there that
would know that.
Jen Pancake (03:06):
Who doesn't know there?
Jerry Pancake (03:07):
Old people motherfuckers, though. That's
not nice.
Jen Pancake (03:10):
If you
don't know if you're listeningand you don't know that, watch
it immediately.
Josh Scramble (03:13):
Same guy that wrote James Bond wrote Chitty
Chitty Bang Theory.
Jen Pancake (03:17):
It's a madcap case for me.
Jerry Pancake (03:18):
It's not how I envisioned we would start this
episode, but, hey. You know, wecan say anything now, and we can
talk about it.
Jen Pancake (03:27):
To be a clue on the next trivia.
Josh Scramble (03:30):
It was already a fact. Actually, it was already a
fact in our question in trivia,I think.
Jen Pancake (03:35):
Was it?
Josh Scramble (03:36):
I believe it was. That shitty or who
Jen Pancake (03:38):
I must have missed that.
Josh Scramble (03:39):
The author of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Jerry Pancake (03:41):
More like shitty, shitty, bang bang.
Josh Scramble (03:44):
Or the porn version. Chitty, shitty gang
bang. Shitty, shitty gangbang.
Jerry Pancake (03:49):
It's a more of a anal type of situation.
Jen Pancake (03:55):
Speaking of Anal gangbang?
Jerry Pancake (03:56):
Speaking of poop, we should start the Yes. Episode
right off with
SoCool Girl (04:01):
with Soup emoji. Poop emoji. Yes. I was saying
that I do have a poop story, andI was not the one doing the
pooping. I was so it's more orless about, like, protocol for
pooping at work.
Josh Scramble (04:11):
I know you guys live where you work, so your
poop protocol is the same. Iavoid pooping at work like the
plague. Like, I treat it likewe're on a tour bus. Like,
number ones only unless it's anabsolute, I'm going to ruin
clothing emergency.
Jen Pancake (04:25):
Do you get penalized at work if you take a
shit?
Jerry Pancake (04:30):
Like, they keep track of how many shits you
take?
Josh Scramble (04:33):
No. But, so weirdly, that kind of hooks into
the story. So I go into themen's room and go number 1. I
don't see who walks in behindme, but they were definitely in
a hurry. They go in a stall, sitdown, and they are blowing
things up.
I mean, clearly, audibly blowingit up. So it's nothing but,
(04:54):
like, fart noises and a grunt or2. And, like, right after a good
ex expellation, all of a sudden,like, his phone goes off. Like
and it's a very, like, pleasantring tone, and it's like a and I
was, like, almost I thought tomyself, like, did your phone
just congratulate you on, like,a successful poop? Which also
(05:18):
may be a nice app.
Well, we're also also wondering,like then I thought Apple Health
tracks, like, everything. Like,they tell if you're snoring,
like, how long you sleep, likebut there's no
Jen Pancake (05:30):
take a picture of it so it could analyze sleep.
Jerry Pancake (05:34):
Well, it's like with that cat litter that can
tell if, like, the cat has a UTIor whatever. Pretty much. You
just shit on your phone and thenthe app tells you if, like, you
have cancer or whatever. Poopingat work, like so you refuse to
do it?
Josh Scramble (05:53):
I don't refuse to do it. I mean, it has happened,
but I try to not. Like No singlestalls, There's no yeah. There
is no private bathroom. Like, mymy old job my old job was, like,
a single private bathroom.
I'm like, okay.
Jen Pancake (06:08):
And also there's Shake your brains out.
Josh Scramble (06:09):
Singles. Yeah. No harm, no foul. Right. But also
there's no exhaust fans becauseit's a a big building, and it's
like, yeah.
Jerry Pancake (06:19):
So it's audible.
Jen Pancake (06:20):
That's fine.
SoCool Girl (06:21):
Like, you have to if you're gonna poop at my
office, like, you have to timeit right to try like, if you
don't want anyone knowing thatyou're pooping or experiencing
the side effects.
Jen Pancake (06:32):
Or sitting on your phone.
Jerry Pancake (06:34):
Yeah. Like, I won't do it unless it's, like,
an emergency. And and even whenI'm out and about in the public
or let's say
Josh Scramble (06:44):
Oh, that's that's a whole other realm of Yeah.
Like No. Mail me
Jerry Pancake (06:48):
a lot of stuff. True. What if I'm stations. You
know? Yeah.
Like, I could poop anywhere,though.
Josh Scramble (06:54):
I'm not saying I couldn't. I'm just saying I try
not to, like, mostly because ofthe you never know what the
condition of the bathroom'sgonna be.
Jen Pancake (07:02):
Where's the weirdest place you've ever taken
a public dump?
Josh Scramble (07:05):
Oh, who? Me? Either. The weirdest?
Jen Pancake (07:10):
Where you're just sitting there and you're like, I
can't believe I'm just takingshit right now.
Jerry Pancake (07:14):
So there was a, an Indian owned gas station,
which I guess they all are. But,in
Josh Scramble (07:22):
right next to the Robin's and the subways now.
Jerry Pancake (07:25):
In Benton Harbor, Michigan where I it must it must
have been a huge emergency whereI could not drive back to the
post office when I was amailman. So, like and it was on
a route that I that had nothing.So it was, like, the weirdest
part of the town. Even when Ihad to pee and this is a
terrible thing to admit, but I'mnot gonna get fired for it
(07:46):
because I don't work thereanymore. But I would just pee in
the middle of the street.
Josh Scramble (07:51):
You mean, like, you mean, like, Derek at a
party?
Jerry Pancake (07:54):
Yeah. Like, Derek going to a child's birthday
party. I would pee right in themiddle of the street, and so
there was no bathrooms, but itwas a very it was urgent matter.
And so I went to this gasstation, and, you know, all the
gas stations in Benton Harbor,you know, the people it's just
like Gary here. You know, it'sbulletproof glass.
(08:16):
The guy the Indian guy's behindthere, and I'm like You
Jen Pancake (08:18):
got, like, a big wrench with a key on it
Jerry Pancake (08:21):
or whatever? No. No. No. The bathroom, he had to
let me behind the counter.
Oh, no. Because the bathroomwas, like, directly behind him
and literally 3 feet from thecounter. The door the bathroom
door is. So Oh, no. The guy iswaiting on there's people in
(08:41):
there.
It's a more busy. They're buyingtheir cigarettes and lottery
tickets and and Mountain Dew. Ineed
Josh Scramble (08:47):
$20 and scratch offs a box of Marlboro Reds.
Jerry Pancake (08:50):
Yeah. And, like, I you can hear because the door
is just the door and and, like,there's just it's filthy in
there. And, so I did it. And,like, I just decided, like,
after I was done, I would justnever go back in there ever
again. So, like like because theguy's definitely gonna be, like,
(09:13):
yeah.
Some mailman came in here andjust fucked shit up in here.
Jen Pancake (09:17):
He did a paint job.
Jerry Pancake (09:19):
He did a paint job in here, and we are not
letting any even even federalemployees lose their use this
restroom anymore. But it's likein in these, neighborhoods such
as, where we live and BentonHarbor, like, the gas stations
don't have, like, a bathroomwhere it's, like, for the
(09:40):
public.
Josh Scramble (09:42):
Oh, true. Yeah. It's just like
Jerry Pancake (09:43):
The city of Chicago. Try try having the shit
in the city of Chicago. Yougotta get a whole meal.
Jen Pancake (09:50):
It's because you're walking there. Right?
Josh Scramble (09:51):
No. That's also that's also why many of the
alleys smell like it
Jerry Pancake (09:55):
is because
Josh Scramble (09:56):
it's actually in it.
Jerry Pancake (09:57):
No. But, like, I I went to get my passport, and
I'm like, oh, I probably couldyou know, they're like, it's
gonna be a couple hours, and I'mlike, you know, I probably could
go to the bathroom,
Josh Scramble (10:08):
I guess. So you went and got your password,
Jerry Pancake (10:10):
and I went
Josh Scramble (10:11):
through 2 customs.
Jerry Pancake (10:12):
Went to a really fancy breakfast place that had
single stallers.
Josh Scramble (10:19):
Oh, okay.
Jerry Pancake (10:20):
And there those are starting to be a thing now.
But the restaurant, if you didnot pay, you were not allowed to
use the bathroom, and they had,like, a hotel key
Josh Scramble (10:32):
Oh, shit.
Jerry Pancake (10:33):
For the bathroom that they would give you.
Jen Pancake (10:35):
Was it a hotel restaurant?
Jerry Pancake (10:37):
It was.
Jen Pancake (10:39):
Where I just got almost sexually assaulted?
Jerry Pancake (10:43):
Maybe. I mean, there was this you maybe it
could have been. It's right bythe passport place. Oh. So,
anyway, yeah.
But as a mailman, like, you justsometimes that shitty bathroom
in Benton Harbor is all you gotor in the middle of the street.
You know?
Josh Scramble (11:02):
I've never gone anywhere like, you were asking
the weirdest points. I've nevergone anywhere weird. I did have
to sacrifice a pair of underwearat the lighthouse small ones.
Jerry Pancake (11:13):
Well, the good thing about that is you could
get a replacement Oh, no. Rightthere.
Jen Pancake (11:17):
Go right into the jockey's Well,
Jerry Pancake (11:19):
jockey outlet?
Josh Scramble (11:21):
Yeah. Well, pretty it kinda did happen. But,
yeah, I was walking around. I'mlike, something is not working
out here, and luckily, no oneelse is in there. And, like,
yeah, just
Jen Pancake (11:32):
Some blowback? Backdraft.
Jerry Pancake (11:38):
That guy that poor guy.
Josh Scramble (11:41):
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Rush and Ripley. We love playingmusic, but right now, we have to
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Jerry Pancake (11:54):
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the bottom line has never beenso fun.
Dave (12:01):
I told you, boss. I was just here to fix that up
plumbing.
Jerry Pancake (12:04):
But Luigi, you can't put a price on premium
care. Well, actually, you can,and I did.
Dave (12:12):
You have been charging my known a $50 for a Band Aid. It's
a game over for you. Pew pewpew. Pew pew pew.
Josh Scramble (12:23):
Tune in to Miller Morning Mad House this Sunday
for our exclusive segment,health care cart, Luigi's
revenge. Because even in theMushroom Kingdom, justice can't
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You were talking about thesingle stalls. So I rem you
(12:44):
remember when, like, all thosecongressmen were getting busted
for reaching under the stallstrying to, like, proposition any
sex? Apparently, they were notat O'Hare Airport. Because you
ever notice, like, in O'HareAirport, the doors and the walls
of the stalls go from ceiling tofloor. It's like you're
Jerry Pancake (12:58):
They do. It's a vault. You're very
Josh Scramble (13:00):
It's the only place I've ever seen that, but
I'm like, kudos to you. Like,true privacy in a public You're
Jen Pancake (13:06):
not getting any public sex in
Jerry Pancake (13:08):
No. But the weird thing is the ones at Midway are,
like, super short.
Josh Scramble (13:15):
So, like, the maybe they're just letting you
know
Jerry Pancake (13:17):
Like, the ones at Midway, I could we could be
doing this podcast in 3different stalls and just
talking to each other and seeingour faces, and then they're but
they're very high. So there'sbig and little. So they're very
high for on the bottom and veryshort on the top. So it's like,
(13:38):
you know, Midway is like thestepchild airport. Right?
Josh Scramble (13:42):
Oh, it always has been.
Jerry Pancake (13:43):
Even though it's more convenient.
Josh Scramble (13:45):
Oh, yeah. Well, it's more convenient for us
because we're on the southsouthern end of the world.
Jen Pancake (13:50):
Where was that stall that you were just talking
about where you were staying at?But you could just make icons to
know that we're it was somewhereelse.
Josh Scramble (13:59):
Well, how do you is there
Jerry Pancake (14:00):
a restaurant around here? And so let's talk
about stalls. So if, Nick, ifyou're Nick, of the owner of
Flamingo, if you're listening
Josh Scramble (14:11):
Oh, jeez.
Jerry Pancake (14:13):
Maybe let's turn that bathroom into a one
Staller, like, a, like, a with aseparate door because there's
always so many people in therein the stall.
Josh Scramble (14:24):
I'm gonna have to fire back at you.
Jerry Pancake (14:25):
Refrain I
Dave (14:26):
don't think refrain from
Jen Pancake (14:28):
besmirching the good bathroom
Jerry Pancake (14:31):
It's a good bathroom. Repute yourself.
Josh Scramble (14:33):
I don't think you can insult the bathroom at all
compared to what the bathroomwas because literally is
Jen Pancake (14:38):
true. That is true.
Josh Scramble (14:39):
Flamingo, for those of our listeners who don't
know, used to be a gas stationway back in the day, and my
grandfather actually workedthere. And until, like, 15 years
ago, it was the same exactbathroom. I mean, it was
disgusting
Jerry Pancake (14:57):
Like the one I used at that Indian gas station?
Josh Scramble (15:00):
Much so. Very much so. And then when they
redid it, they very muchimproved the bathroom. So I
can't I can't insult theflamingo for their bathrooms.
Jerry Pancake (15:09):
Or maybe just get one of those cards because you
could use that card in the stalltoo.
Josh Scramble (15:13):
Yeah. But the other thing would steal it.
Like, any anything that's not inthe Flamingo is probably gonna
get stolen at some point.
Jerry Pancake (15:21):
I don't know. Do you think there's a lot of theft
in there? Seems like mostly nicepeople.
Jen Pancake (15:26):
A lot of leaving your stuff behind.
Jerry Pancake (15:28):
Yes. There's a lot of
Josh Scramble (15:29):
So maybe it's okay.
Jerry Pancake (15:31):
Puerto Rico
Josh Scramble (15:31):
is the biggest lost and found in order to last
year.
Jen Pancake (15:34):
But don't go in there to look for it because
it'll never turn up.
Jerry Pancake (15:37):
Yeah. Yeah. And a lot of people forget to pay
their bills too, so sorry aboutthat.
Jen Pancake (15:42):
Yeah. Unless it's a credit card. They have a monster
stack of those.
Jerry Pancake (15:45):
Of people that left their debit card there.
Josh Scramble (15:47):
Really?
Jerry Pancake (15:48):
Yeah. Because they'll open a tab for you, and
they hang on to your
Josh Scramble (15:52):
card. Yeah.
Jen Pancake (15:53):
On more than one occasion, which I may have went
in to ask if they had my debitcard.
Josh Scramble (15:58):
And Weirdly, I have always paid my tab there. I
even thought I didn't one night.I went back one Sunday, like, it
was barely even open, like,11:01 or whatever it was. I walk
in. I'm like, hey.
Did I pay my bill? And they'relike, yeah. We don't show
anything open. And I'm like, inmy hungoverness, like, look at
me rocking it last call,actually paying my bill and not
(16:18):
being an idiot.
Jen Pancake (16:19):
The 2 or 3 times that I went in to look for my
debit card, I always found itsomewhere later. So
Josh Scramble (16:26):
In or out?
Jerry Pancake (16:27):
Kudos. It's like kudos to you, and great job.
Jen Pancake (16:32):
Not leaving it at the bar.
Jerry Pancake (16:33):
We did have, a a a nice party that was thrown.
Was it last last weekend?Tuesday?
Jen Pancake (16:41):
It was a Tuesday tip party. Just the tips.
Jerry Pancake (16:44):
Just the tips.
Jen Pancake (16:46):
I know I know it's been over a week, and our
memories aren't
Jerry Pancake (16:48):
A lot of people were wearing, So Cool shirts for
that party and purchased them.Thank you. If you are listening,
you can go to so cool shirts.comfor all your shirt needs.
Jen Pancake (17:02):
It was a sea of tips.
Jerry Pancake (17:05):
If we are getting to the point where probably,
Christmas delivery is aQuestionable? Questionable
situation. I would say if
Josh Scramble (17:13):
you don't have it in now or tonight would be your
well
Jerry Pancake (17:16):
Well, when this airs yeah. Yeah. It's definitely
gonna be
Josh Scramble (17:19):
The listening audience is shit out of luck if
they are trying to get a So Coolshirt in time and need a
reminder. Yeah. Well
Jen Pancake (17:25):
Do we have anything to report from the just the tip
party?
Jerry Pancake (17:29):
It was well attended.
Josh Scramble (17:31):
Well attended. I didn't well, I left early. I
left it we left at 9 because I'mlike
Jen Pancake (17:36):
So did we. I don't
Dave (17:38):
know when I
Josh Scramble (17:39):
left. Lying motherfuckers right now.
Jen Pancake (17:41):
In our mind, we did.
Jerry Pancake (17:43):
I don't know when I left.
Josh Scramble (17:45):
You were
having a good time, though.
Jerry Pancake (17:46):
And, I had half of a calzone, but oh, jeez. It
was a rough I had a meeting inthe morning that I had to
present, and, you know, I did agood job, let's say. But it was
a blur.
Jen Pancake (18:04):
You're you're off.
Jerry Pancake (18:05):
The meeting was a blur as well.
Jen Pancake (18:06):
Gonna be a lot more enthusiastic when you're
Dave (18:08):
still drunk.
Josh Scramble (18:09):
So cool shirts. Maybe that should be the next
shirt. I'm powered by MillerLite and calzones.
Jerry Pancake (18:14):
Miller Lite and calzones. And,
Jen Pancake (18:17):
so Or I might still be drunk
Dave (18:19):
on the
Jerry Pancake (18:20):
night. This meeting was great because
because I was still drunk.com
Jen Pancake (18:25):
There's a Bloody Mary in my coffee tag.
Jerry Pancake (18:28):
I have to cut that out.
Josh Scramble (18:30):
I I love I love Zoom meetings because I could be
fucked up during
Jerry Pancake (18:35):
Zoom. Sebastian. Is he drunk or just in a good
mood? Most of the time, he'sdrunk.
Jen Pancake (18:41):
Most likely drunk.
Jerry Pancake (18:42):
But then later on that day, what happened was was.
What it what do you call it?What's the false dawn?
Jen Pancake (18:51):
Oh, false dawn. That is not, my phrase. Mine was
mine always was the delayedreaction hangover, but who just
someone said, oh, false dawn. Itwas Wendy.
Jerry Pancake (19:04):
It was Wendy. Our our Our friend,
Jen Pancake (19:07):
across the way, Wendy, said, oh, false Dawn, and
I was and it cracked me up quitea bit.
Jerry Pancake (19:12):
What's Wendy's last breakfast name? What would
we how would we do what would wedo for her?
Josh Scramble (19:18):
Good question. I'm also trying to think of
bread
Jerry Pancake (19:21):
Wendy healthy. It's gotta be, like, a healthy
kind of breakfast. Right?
Josh Scramble (19:25):
Wendy granola?
Jerry Pancake (19:27):
Yes. But
Josh Scramble (19:27):
she is a big yoga person too.
Jerry Pancake (19:29):
So She is. I don't know, Wendy. Well, give us
a call. 219, 2004280. To reportyour last name.
Us a voice mail and tell us whatyou want us to call you for
your, breakfast name. Andanybody can leave a voice mail,
and we'll call you by that forthe rest of the time that we're
(19:50):
here in Miller.
Josh Scramble (19:51):
Wendy Berry yoga or yogurt? I don't know. Yeah.
Jerry Pancake (19:53):
It's Yogurt. Yeah. Parfait. Wendy Parfait.
Parfait?
Josh Scramble (19:56):
Or yeah. Wendy Parfait.
Jerry Pancake (19:59):
Wendy Parfait. Alright. So don't call. That.
Well, I like that one.
It suits her, I think. But shecame up with that term false
dawn. And so it's like you thinkthat you feel good, and then
about noon
Jen Pancake (20:13):
After you get a good big lunch in you
Jerry Pancake (20:15):
Yeah.
Jen Pancake (20:16):
Yeah. You realize you were just still drunk all
all along.
Jerry Pancake (20:23):
I was down for
Jen Pancake (20:25):
Little Fleming.
Jerry Pancake (20:26):
I was down for 3 days.
Dave (20:28):
Oh,
Josh Scramble (20:29):
wait. So here's how I could tell I live in
Miller. So Tuesday, we had thejust the tips. Was it Friday
that we then had our gathering?
Tim Robinson (20:38):
Yes. Yes.
Josh Scramble (20:38):
So Jesus Christ.
Jen Pancake (20:40):
Rough turn. Rough turn.
Jerry Pancake (20:41):
Rough turnaround. I was still hungover at for on
Friday. And then believe it ornot, we also had another party,
given at the holiday house forour friend Jamie, who I don't
have a breakfast name foreither, but she
Jen Pancake (20:56):
turns 50. Jamie.
Jerry Pancake (20:57):
What about Jamie? Birthday. Jamie Applesauce.
Jamie Applesauce?
Josh Scramble (21:01):
I mean, it doesn't really fit breakfast,
but no.
Jerry Pancake (21:04):
Applejack's.
Josh Scramble (21:05):
Oh, Jamie Applejack's. Boom.
Jerry Pancake (21:08):
There we go.
Jen Pancake (21:09):
There it is.
Jerry Pancake (21:09):
I'm good at coming up with names. If there
was a job if anybody wants tooffer me a job, just coming up
with names for stuff, I'm in.Like, I'm ready to move on to
another career. I'm alreadybored of the one I'm doing. So
Josh Scramble (21:24):
Isn't everybody I mean, like, 99.9% of people are
done are bored with theircareer.
Jen Pancake (21:30):
Only am I bored, I actively hate it.
Josh Scramble (21:34):
That's 99 point 5% of people.
Jen Pancake (21:37):
Bored and busy. It's,
Jerry Pancake (21:39):
horrible time. A mailman that has to poop really
bad
Jen Pancake (21:43):
That's true.
Jerry Pancake (21:43):
That's true. Gas station while people are just
buying, like
Josh Scramble (21:48):
Since we're bringing up cereal, though, the
my favorite 22 ounce ouncers. Myabsolute favorite point of the
entire gathering Friday wasabout 1 AM when you were, like,
just mystified and in love withFrench toast crunch. Right? So
no one knows about French toastcrunch.
Jen Pancake (22:08):
We did we had no idea there was a a a toast
crunch line.
Jerry Pancake (22:12):
Looks like a tiny French toast also.
Josh Scramble (22:15):
So for our listening audience that may not
know, if you are at a largergrocery store that has a big
variety of cereal, look aroundthe Cinnamon Toast Crunch area,
and you will find what they callFrench Toast Crunch. And it is
like it is shaped like littlepieces of French toast, but it's
it's kind of like, CaptainCrunch. It will will rip the
(22:37):
roof off of your mouth, though,if
Jerry Pancake (22:38):
you don't let it on. It's and it's varnished.
Like, it's shiny. Shellac.Shellac.
Josh Scramble (22:44):
Shellac. And it does it looks like
Jerry Pancake (22:46):
a it looks like a piece of plastic. Like, someone
made French toast for a little,I don't know, whatever stupid
doll, Harvey sized French toast.Barbie. Whatever stupid dolls
that kids play with.
Jen Pancake (22:57):
A Brat doll.
Jerry Pancake (22:58):
A Brat
Jen Pancake (22:59):
doll. French toast.
Jerry Pancake (23:00):
If it
Josh Scramble (23:00):
was for Brat dolls when you have to put a
little cocaine on it becausethose, like, those Bratz dolls
are
Jerry Pancake (23:05):
or the Lowell's. The Lowell's. You'll spray some
cocaine, and it just looks likehow it shows up. Dolls are?
Josh Scramble (23:11):
I know what the Bratz dolls are because those
look like 2 inch hookers.
Jerry Pancake (23:14):
I said, you know what? I don't know
Tim Robinson (23:15):
what the
Jerry Pancake (23:15):
Lowell's ones are just like
Jen Pancake (23:17):
a head is 2.
Jerry Pancake (23:18):
Cheaper version and sluttier.
Dave (23:21):
And that's a wrap up for the Miller Motte and Murdhouse,
the shitty episode.
Jen Pancake (23:26):
This episode was pretty shitty.
Jerry Pancake (23:29):
Brought to you by feces.
Jen Pancake (23:34):
Poop dust.
SoCool Girl (23:37):
All you guys do is just sit
up there and talk about how fucking cool you are.
Barack Obama (23:42):
Miller Beach, this is your president. When I'm
hanging out at Flamingos, Ilight a camel and put on the
Miller Morning Mad House withJerry Pancake and Josh Scramble.
Jerry Pancake (23:53):
Alright, folks. That's it for today's episode of
the Miller Morning Mad House.Big thanks to our sponsors, So
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just trivia with Josh Scramblehosted at the Marshall j Gardner
(24:14):
Center.
It's the only trivia night wherethe questions are just as
unpredictable as the answers.Join us if you dare. And a shout
out to the Miller CommunityTheater also at the Marshall J
Gardner Center where the localstars shine bright. Big thanks
to the MBACD for hosting theseawesome events and making Miller
(24:36):
Beach the place to be. Thanksfor hanging out with us, Miller
Beach.
We will be back next Sunday,hopefully, with a brand new
episode, that is if we are nottoo hungover. No promises. But
stay cool, stay crazy, and keepsupporting the madhouse. Catch
you next time. BAM's a BAM.
(25:34):
What's a BAM? Well, you wouldn'teven know.
Jen Pancake (25:36):
Out with Do
Dave (25:37):
you understand the words that are coming
Jen Pancake (25:40):
out of
Dave (25:40):
my mouth? No.
SoCool Girl (25:41):
Although You speak it in English?
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