June 22, 2025 • 21 mins
🎸 S2E2 – You Can’t Get There from Here
In this episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, Jerry Pancake and Jen Pancake stay safely behind the mic while Josh Scramble returns from the Sonic Temple Music Festival with tales of glory, grit, and gastrointestinal distress.
What starts as a music review quickly unravels into a cautionary tale about rideshare disasters, rickshaw salvation, and why you should never trust a festival porta-potty after dark. Josh recounts the madness of 100-band lineups, questionable fashion choices (bondagewear in the sun?!), and the existential despair of trying to find your Uber when every parking lot looks like a post-apocalyptic escape room.
From Alice Cooper’s guillotine to Metallica’s ear-shattering finale, Josh delivers the highlights, the low points, and the lingering chili-related trauma. Jerry and Jen offer running commentary, incredulous reactions, and a healthy dose of judgment from the comfort of the studio.
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Community supported by MillerCommunityTheatre.com – Local drama without the porta-potty lines.
- (00:09) - WSPR Super Beach Radio
- (00:46) - Sonic Temple Journey
- (01:30) - The Hotel Party
- (09:30) - Moshing Away Calories
- (10:09) - Concert Chaos
- (10:50) - The Rickshaw Rescue
- (15:55) - Music Festival Reflections
- (21:16) - Upcoming IROC Changes
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Jen Pancake (00:04):
All you guys do is just sit up there and talk about
how fucking cool you are.
Josh Scramble (00:10):
WSBR Super Beach Radio.
Josh Scamble (00:12):
Do you like your music, heavy?
Josh Scramble (00:16):
And a moaning madhouse. Talking all that crazy
and a jive. Pancake and thescramble. Audio breakfast with
your favorite guys.
(00:47):
Welcome back to the Miller Morning Man House.
Today's episode is theconclusion to the Sonic Temple
journey on I went recently. Asalways, we would like to thank
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get back to the conclusion.
Jerry Pancake (01:31):
I just think about what filthy hotel in
Columbus, Ohio where, like,these 50 year old savages are
having this you know, like, ahotel party like you would have
when you were 15?
Josh Scamble (01:44):
I could tell you because I saw them. There was a
Comfort Inn, a Days Inn.
Jerry Pancake (01:51):
Oh, yeah.
Josh Scamble (01:52):
Right by the venue.
Jerry Pancake (01:53):
All the inns.
Josh Scamble (01:54):
You could also paint the kids on-site in like a
trailer.
Jerry Pancake (01:56):
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Jen Pancake (01:58):
That's what you wanna do. Like the Indy five
hundred.
Jerry Pancake (02:01):
Probably the Germans though, camping in But I
would
Josh Scramble (02:03):
say one of the most
Jen Pancake (02:04):
So was it an old Ohio State football field?
Josh Scamble (02:08):
No. It was in what they call historic Crew Stadium.
It was a different college ofsome it was definitely a
football stadium.
Jen Pancake (02:14):
Definitely don't know enough about any of that.
Josh Scamble (02:17):
Nor do I. I was just thinking of our Ohio State
haters and like we were
Jen Pancake (02:22):
Oh, yeah. I mean, they're hated.
Josh Scamble (02:24):
There wasn't by
Jen Pancake (02:25):
most And and beloved.
Josh Scamble (02:27):
So the most on the opposite end of the spectrum, as
far as attractive women go,there were some hot women there.
One of the most interestingYounger
Jen Pancake (02:36):
or older or mixed?
Josh Scamble (02:38):
There were some attractive older women, some
attract mostly younger, butthere were some older, like, you
could tell they've been rockingout for a long time.
Jen Pancake (02:45):
Was the range of outfits for these attractive
women, like, fishnetty, or
Josh Scamble (02:51):
just It went all the way from I'm just hot
wearing, like, some nice cut offjeans to I definitely wore this
working at a strip club.
Jerry Pancake (02:58):
Or like a Lita Ford look.
Josh Scamble (03:02):
Well, ironically, Alice Cooper's guitarist is very
Leta Ford like, like, tall,blonde, hot, leather pants.
Jen Pancake (03:10):
Full Leta Ford.
Josh Scamble (03:13):
Well,
Jerry Pancake (03:15):
I yeah. It sounds amazing. I'm glad you didn't
stay for four days, though. Thatjust seems
Josh Scamble (03:21):
I couldn't have that sound.
Jen Pancake (03:22):
Wait. Wait. So Alice Cooper, everything great?
Josh Scamble (03:26):
He was awesome. So, yeah, I after six hours of
The yeah. So then but as the daywent on, you could tell, like,
people with more musical talentand vocals could sing.
Jen Pancake (03:39):
Okay. So it was like just a warm up
Josh Scamble (03:40):
The band before Warm up of Alice Cooper, like,
they were a group they
Jen Pancake (03:44):
were probably
Josh Scamble (03:44):
in their fifties, but they were good. Like, they
could actually sing and, like,knew, like, hey, this is what we
call a melody. Like, it might bea heavier melody, but we do
this. But Alice Cooper at 77still putting on a hell of a
show.
Jen Pancake (03:57):
He still has his voice. He's well, I mean, I can
believe he's 77 for sure. Ican't believe he's still up
there.
Jerry Pancake (04:04):
I know.
Josh Scamble (04:04):
Yeah. He also hasn't drank in forty years.
Jen Pancake (04:06):
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, he'll live because he
Jerry Pancake (04:09):
was a that's a good tip. Another good tip.
Josh Scamble (04:10):
He was a hardcore alcoholic for a while.
Jen Pancake (04:12):
He'll live forever.
Jerry Pancake (04:13):
You'll live a longer time if you stop
drinking.
Josh Scamble (04:16):
But For the So most interesting person I saw,
six foot ish brunette chick,wearing a sheer top with like
electrical tape over her nipplesand exes.
Jerry Pancake (04:27):
Oh, alright. I like that.
Josh Scamble (04:28):
Wearing like a bondage y bondage y kind of
outfit.
Jen Pancake (04:33):
Also, I
Josh Scamble (04:33):
mean, not And the gentleman she was there with was
like a five, six skinny Asianman.
Josh Scramble (04:39):
Oh, yeah.
Josh Scamble (04:40):
But the funny thing was he was wearing a shirt
that says the baby, and she hadsomething on her saying the
master, and he had like a like,what's like a Oh, boy.
Jerry Pancake (04:49):
Oh, he's getting pegged every
Josh Scamble (04:51):
Oh, there was no question. Oh, boy. He's written
more rubber than anyone I'veever seen.
Jerry Pancake (04:58):
Written more rubber than a, I don't know,
drag race.
Jen Pancake (05:02):
Could you assess who were they there to see
musically, or was it
Josh Scamble (05:08):
just So the biggest band
Jen Pancake (05:10):
so they can just move
Jerry Pancake (05:11):
up freely.
Josh Scamble (05:12):
Metallica. Oh, Metallica was the big band of
the weekend. Like, Alice inChains was supposed to open up
for them Sunday, but theycanceled because I guess course.
I wanted to see them, but I'mlike, I'm not staying another
two days to see them. Yeah.
Also, it's not like LayneStaley's wasn't.
Jen Pancake (05:25):
Was there any other
Josh Scamble (05:27):
Big bands?
Jen Pancake (05:28):
Yeah. That you would've been interested had you
Josh Scamble (05:32):
been interested in massive crowds? Probably not.
Those were the big three Iwanted to see, but there were
some big names there.
Jen Pancake (05:40):
You said Suicidal Tendencies?
Josh Scamble (05:42):
Suicidal Tendencies was there the day we
were. They showed them on thevideo screen in the stadium
while we were waiting for theother bands. I'm missing a bunch
of them. But, yeah, I can I canlook up the lineup real quick?
We could probably Google it.
That's exactly what I'm doing.But I want there was a 100 bands
there. Like, no shit. Holy shit.
Jen Pancake (06:00):
Mean A 100 bands?
Josh Scamble (06:01):
At least. I mean, there was four stages.
Jen Pancake (06:03):
Well, four four days. Yeah. I mean, all day
long. Twelve hour shift.
Josh Scamble (06:08):
Yeah. It was you were clocking in early and
clocking out late.
Jerry Pancake (06:12):
One one big question that I have.
Josh Scamble (06:14):
Korn was there.
Jerry Pancake (06:15):
Oh. Oh, I would I would definitely go and
Josh Scamble (06:18):
see them. They were there Friday, Thursday
night. So, let's run down thelineup a little bit. Korn,
Metallica, Lincoln Park, RobZombie, Three Days Grace, Alice
Cooper, who else? Mastodon,Jimmy Eat World.
How the fuck were they there? Imean, I swear to God,
Jerry Pancake (06:38):
I'm ready. There's a place for them. No.
That's
Josh Scamble (06:40):
not. There's a place for them, and it's not at
this concert. It's either.Chevelle.
Jerry Pancake (06:45):
Oh, I like Chevelle.
Josh Scamble (06:46):
Bowel for My Valentine. The three six Mafia
was there, which is also funnythat someone who played the
Porter County Fair was also atthis festival. And Portage
Founders Square. Yeah. Ministry,Insane Clown Posse, Who else?
There's some other
Jerry Pancake (07:03):
I've seen Ministry before live.
Josh Scamble (07:07):
Seven Dust.
Jen Pancake (07:08):
Not checked.
Josh Scamble (07:09):
Testament, we saw them. They were good. Some chick
was really getting down toTestament, by the way. Really?
Some like fifties year old womanwas just getting down.
I don't. I couldn't be the onlyone in the place.
Jen Pancake (07:20):
No idea.
Jerry Pancake (07:20):
I couldn't tell you the song they sing.
Josh Scamble (07:22):
I couldn't tell you either anymore, and I heard
them. So, Hoobastank.
Jerry Pancake (07:28):
Good old Hoobastank. They're still
around.
Josh Scamble (07:30):
Guar was there.
Jen Pancake (07:31):
Wow. Really? Yeah.
Josh Scamble (07:32):
Did you see them? I did not. They were not playing
the night we've fuck. That'stheir fortieth anniversary.
Filter.
Jen Pancake (07:39):
Filter.
Josh Scamble (07:40):
Who else do we got? I think that kinda hits the
really big commonly known ones,but, yeah, there were some big
names there.
Jen Pancake (07:49):
Did your high school friends enjoy this show?
Josh Scamble (07:52):
Yes. We had we had a good time. But the funny
thing, Alien Ant Farm, like, whythe fuck were they there? For
their one song that they didn'teven write?
Jen Pancake (07:59):
Yeah. That's enough.
Jerry Pancake (08:00):
Did any of your high school friends, like, have
a meltdown of any kind or tellyou some kind of, like, hey,
Josh, it's good that I'm talkingto you because I've been wanting
to, like I'm getting a divorce,and I feel feel bad about
myself. Nothing like that.
Josh Scamble (08:14):
Quite the opposite. The funny thing was
or, yeah, like,
Jerry Pancake (08:18):
some big revelation, like, I'm glad we
went on this trip togetherbecause I'm I'm coming out and
I'm gay.
Josh Scamble (08:24):
Ironically, no, nothing nothing with the gay
singer coming out. But when webooked this like nine months
ago, he checked with his wifewho actually I performed their
wedding, and he said, hey,technically, we leave the day of
our anniversary. Is it cool ifwe go? And she's like, yeah, go
ahead. So we we went to a heavymetal concert the night of his
anniversary.
(08:44):
Well, I mean
Jerry Pancake (08:46):
She probably had a bet a good night by herself.
Josh Scamble (08:49):
Oh, yeah. I'm she took the day off. Guaranteed.
Guaranteed. She
Jerry Pancake (08:53):
was like, oh, yeah. I'm gonna hang out at
home.
Jen Pancake (08:57):
Meat time.
Jerry Pancake (08:58):
Don't know. Put some candles on. I don't have to
worry about this annoying Some
Jen Pancake (09:02):
meat time.
Jerry Pancake (09:03):
I know Jen appreciates when I'm not here.
Jen Pancake (09:06):
Well, you know, we live
Josh Scamble (09:06):
in a one room house,
Jen Pancake (09:08):
so I it's zero meat time.
Josh Scramble (09:11):
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Josh Scramble (10:09):
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Josh Scamble (10:13):
a good concert, but the event of the evening had
nothing to do with the show. Itwas the letting out. So 40 to
50,000 people walking out of astadium, obviously, is a lot of
people, but most places, like,you go to a hockey game or, you
know, United Center, WrigleyField or something, they will
have like roads blocked off sothe stadium can exit. Not the
(10:37):
case for static tempo. It's justlike, once you left, was pretty
much like a Figure it the fuckout.
Uh-huh. We Frogger, likefrogger. Oh, it's no. You could
have frogered the shit out of itbecause there were no cars
moving because everyone's justat
Jen Pancake (10:49):
a Oh, gridlock.
Josh Scamble (10:50):
Yeah. We get out. I see one sign for a rideshare,
and I'm like, okay, well, theremust be like, that's the area.
Well, that area is in the middleof a gridlocked parking lot. So
I tell my friends, hey, let'swalk a block or two down, we'll
be able to get an Uber there.
Fuck technology. You go intoUber, and it's like, you can
only get one in this rate, inthis certain area, at that one
(11:12):
So we go back, and I'm like
Jen Pancake (11:15):
They got you by the balls.
Josh Scamble (11:17):
Oh, the short and curlies for sure. So I talked to
a security guard, who was verynice, and she said, Yeah, this
is the lane, if you requested anUber, it's probably sitting here
standing still. I'm like, Okay.So, we sat there for ten
minutes, and I'm like, Nothing'shappening, and nothing's going
to happen. And I'm like, Let'sjust walk towards the direction
(11:37):
of our hotel, four miles away.
Uh-oh. And I'm like, at the veryleast, if we start heading that
way, we'll get into an opening.So, we start walking and oh, and
I was granted this interestingthing. My buddy's like, yeah,
I'm trying to hold back fromshitting my pants.
Jerry Pancake (11:54):
I'm like, man. Oh, no.
Josh Scamble (11:56):
So now I've got this pressure on. I'm like, I've
really gotta get us out of herefast without walking because
walking's not an activity tohold a pooper. No.
Jerry Pancake (12:04):
No. No. It will it will help you poop. Another
tip. We we had some good tips.
Butt sex.
Jen Pancake (12:11):
There was no
Jerry Pancake (12:11):
darn shit. Yeah. If you have to take a shit,
don't keep walking.
Josh Scamble (12:16):
Get in
Jerry Pancake (12:16):
the car.
Josh Scamble (12:16):
If you would have painted his face black and white
like a jugular, they'd probablyjust, like, shit wherever he
wants.
Jen Pancake (12:21):
Oh, right in the road.
Josh Scamble (12:23):
Right in the So we start walking, and I see, like,
we're through one parking lotand getting into another, and I
see this guy in one of those,like, modern day rickshaws, like
the electric bike.
Jerry Pancake (12:35):
I hate those fucking things. It's so dumb.
Josh Scamble (12:38):
Why would that be? It's like the electric
Jerry Pancake (12:40):
I don't know. It's always some guy that looks
like he's homeless and fuckingWell,
Josh Scamble (12:45):
this guy didn't look homeless, but he definitely
looked like he
Jerry Pancake (12:48):
maybe didn't shower?
Josh Scamble (12:50):
Possibly. At that point, I didn't care, but I
looked him he didn't have anyonein his cart, and it looked like
he was going to, like, try andfind someone. I'm like, hey, how
far away can you get me fromhere for how much? And he's
like, I can get you prettydecent distance for a $100. And
I'm like, like, how far are wetalking?
Because I want somewhere furtheraway to where I can get an Uber
(13:11):
equipment.
Jen Pancake (13:11):
A $100.
Josh Scamble (13:13):
Then he's like, Jesus. So then he'd said, well,
I could get you probably threequarters to a mile away to gas
station. I know it's clean forhow many? He's like, how many do
you have? I'm like, I've gotthree.
He's like
Jerry Pancake (13:24):
My friend has to take a shit really bad. He's
like he'll pay anything.
Josh Scamble (13:30):
He's like, throw me $20 a person.
Jen Pancake (13:31):
Throw the shit in my ring, Chelsea.
Jerry Pancake (13:35):
Oh, yeah.
Josh Scamble (13:36):
So for $20 a person, he starts going down,
like, alleyways and, like,behind shit. No He knows all the
secrets. Yeah. So we startgetting to this road, and
there's a line of cars waitingto get out, and he is he is
pulling maneuvers that wouldHe's
Jen Pancake (13:52):
not a rickshaw. He can do whatever
Josh Scamble (13:54):
he does. Intimidated a New York City cab
Like, at one point, he slowsdown and, like, barely scoots
between one car and another, andis missing, like, rearview
mirrors by, like, a quarterinch. But, anyway, within three
minutes, we're at the Shell gasstation that is in the middle of
a decent neighborhood, and I'mlike, Alright. This works. And
(14:14):
I'm like, Here's 80.
You got us out of hell. Asingleton bathroom all your
shitting At that point, I do theUber, which finally worked
because 10,000 people weren'toverloading the cell tower, And
it said, one minute, you'll bepicked up. And I'm like
Jen Pancake (14:29):
Oh my gosh.
Josh Scamble (14:30):
But the guy's also like, hey. Can you keep an eye
on my cart, man? I'm like, oh,you did not negotiate this in
Jen Pancake (14:34):
the What?
Jerry Pancake (14:35):
What was he doing? Going in and get a roller
dog and take a shit?
Josh Scamble (14:39):
I think he was. So I look at my friend I look at my
friend who had to poop, and I'mlike, hey. The car's gonna be
here in a minute. He's like, Icould make it.
Jerry Pancake (14:47):
Alright. Well, that's a
Josh Scamble (14:49):
good thing. So I look at the guy. I'm like, hey.
Our Uber's here in, like, 90.Are we good?
He's like, yeah, don't worryabout it. So we get in this
cramped Toyota Camry with threelarger dudes in the back seat,
and we all kind of like exhalelike, okay, we're out of that
hell. Then I look And then Ilook at the three of them, and
I'm like, this is why you alwayscarry at least a $100 in cash on
(15:11):
you. Going four miles, and wesee people walking that were
definitely at the concertbecause you see, like, small
backpacks and rock and roll tshirts, and I'm like, you walked
that? Although, I look at them,and I'm like, it's it's
midnight, and we rode throughsome not dangerous areas, but,
like, you don't know them, andit's late at night.
Jen Pancake (15:36):
So I mean, four miles sounds far. However, I
mean, I can't handle that
Josh Scamble (15:41):
It was an hour and ten minutes according to Google
Jen Pancake (15:43):
walk insane, like, where you're just sitting there
and not moving at all. Like, I'drather just walk at that point.
Josh Scamble (15:50):
So But it didn't matter. Or take
Jen Pancake (15:51):
a rickshaw.
Josh Scamble (15:52):
But as the one as the one guy said, we didn't need
a shower. We were covered inVegas.
Jen Pancake (15:55):
But not a but not
Jerry Pancake (15:56):
a Or covered in yeah.
Jen Pancake (15:58):
Not a
Jerry Pancake (15:58):
shit You guys paid for the good the good porta
potties, so you weren't at leastcovered in urine and shit. I'm
too old
Josh Scamble (16:06):
to be dealing with stupid stuff. Like, I don't mind
sitting further back. I mean, ifI'm going to see a show like
this, I will never go to a musicfestival probably ever again.
One and done for me, like
Jerry Pancake (16:18):
Not going to Coachella?
Josh Scamble (16:20):
Fuck no. But again Burning Man. I also realized,
like, my friend
Jen Pancake (16:25):
I would go to Burning Man.
Josh Scamble (16:27):
My friend has a much harder, like, taste of
music I Invite him.
Jerry Pancake (16:30):
You'll never be able to afford Burning No.
Josh Scamble (16:33):
Burning Man is like
Jen Pancake (16:34):
I'm not going. I'm not You
Josh Scamble (16:35):
can't afford it. You can't afford it. But, yeah,
I also realized, like, my friendhas much harder taste in music
than I do. Like Oh, yeah.Because the drive out he drove,
God bless him.
And we listened to SiriusXMTurbo, which is nothing but,
like, heavy metal and hard Andthen the the concert of six
hours of and then I heard normalhard rock. And then Yeah. Again,
(17:00):
turbo all the way back. Oh. Iwalked in the door and I looked
at, you know, miss scramble, andI'm like, do you have any Joni
Mitchell as you could
Jerry Pancake (17:07):
just
Josh Scamble (17:08):
at lunch?
Jerry Pancake (17:08):
Yeah. You need a a palette cleanse. It's a
palette cleanse after Yeah. SomeSteely Dan, Joni Mitchell.
Josh Scramble (17:16):
I just need
Josh Scamble (17:17):
to chill for a minute, and it was not not that.
Jen Pancake (17:19):
It's just not that
Josh Scamble (17:22):
interesting to me, but I had a fun I had a fun
time. Enjoyed the show.Metallica was awesome. Alice
Cooper was awesome. Rob Zombiehad audio issues with his guys,
almost I'm pretty sure he firedsomeone that night, but
Jen Pancake (17:33):
Oh my gosh.
Josh Scamble (17:34):
It was a fun time, but I never need to go back to
Sonic Temple ever again. Well Iprobably never will. Didn't even
know it was a Nor did I.
Jerry Pancake (17:42):
Yeah.
Jen Pancake (17:42):
Did you go to music festivals back in high school?
Josh Scamble (17:45):
No. Not at all? Not I've only been to a handful
of concerts early in my life.Like I said, I really have to
see somebody. You gonna get
Jerry Pancake (17:54):
I have never been to a Lollapalooza.
Josh Scamble (17:56):
I don't want to.
Jen Pancake (17:57):
I don't believe I have either, actually.
Josh Scamble (18:00):
It's one, it's way too hot of the time of year to
go. I don't like
Jerry Pancake (18:04):
multiple things happening at the same
Josh Scamble (18:07):
time. No threesomes for Jerry.
Jerry Pancake (18:09):
No. But, like, on Lake Street, when it's like, oh,
it's first Friday, there's 16bands, you know, like, when the
weather gets nice, it's like, Idon't, like, I don't need I'm
how can you see more than oneband at at at one time?
Josh Scamble (18:23):
They were staggered. It was staggered. But
the funny thing was
Jen Pancake (18:26):
You gotta run sometimes from stage to stage.
Jerry Pancake (18:28):
We're gonna go to the
Josh Scamble (18:30):
And then But the funny thing was
Jerry Pancake (18:32):
Stage where the guy hangs anvils from his nuts.
Like, what if he end up there?Did did they have any of that?
Josh Scamble (18:39):
There there was no freak show stuff. Well, hang on.
There was no official freak showNo
Jen Pancake (18:44):
official freak show.
Jerry Pancake (18:45):
That doesn't mean people can't do their own freak
show.
Josh Scamble (18:47):
So when we first got there, I was super worried.
Like, okay, Metallica'sheadlining, and it's a football
stadium. Like, people are gonnadig into their seats and stay
there. But it was a weirdphenomenon. Like, a band would
go on, the crowd would fill intowards the stage, and then the
band would finish, and, like,75% of them would go somewhere
else.
I'm like, and then the samething would happen. Know what?
Jen Pancake (19:06):
It out. Cause they wanna get their money's worth,
so they're going to Yeah.
Jerry Pancake (19:10):
You're gonna see everybody.
Josh Scamble (19:11):
I got my money's worth, and I didn't have to move
for eight hours. Like, thepeople watching was phenomenal.
Jen Pancake (19:15):
Everyone has different levels of getting
their Which is fine.
Josh Scamble (19:19):
Which is completely fine. I don't want I
don't need to get groped or, youknow, beat the shit out of an
The rape rock.
Jerry Pancake (19:26):
And the rape rock. The rape rock. Yeah. You
needed to go
Josh Scamble (19:29):
Coming to SiriusXM. Rape rock. Where
consent doesn't matter.
Jen Pancake (19:36):
I can't even imagine a fest I mean, some of
these festivals, I I think thatI would be interested in, but
that's because, like, they haveevery music that ever exists,
you know. Like, some of thesefestivals nowadays are every
band plays there.
Jerry Pancake (19:54):
Yeah. Like the Coachella.
Jen Pancake (19:56):
Well, I mean, I don't need really know anything
about those.
Josh Scamble (19:59):
I was just so glad, like, the weather was
nice. Like, it was perfect. Itwas 67 and sunny. It wasn't too
hot. It wasn't too cold.
It wasn't raining.
Jen Pancake (20:07):
Well
Josh Scamble (20:08):
But it was a rain or shine show, so, if it if it
was shitty weather, go fuckyourself. We're we're taking
your money.
Jen Pancake (20:13):
Yep. So I remember the one of I I and, again, I
don't go to concerts. Even backin the day, not that many
concerts. Those q one zero onejamboree, though, were pretty
fun. I liked it.
Josh Scamble (20:27):
The nineties were a different breed of concert,
though.
Jen Pancake (20:30):
I mean, it wasn't really I I don't know. I
wouldn't even but there was justa lot of well, and the
Braveheart situation Oh, yeah.When you're at the world on that
hill is so much fun. I can'teven Yeah.
Josh Scamble (20:46):
The law of death. But again, your bones were much
softer and your joints were notpissing
Jerry Pancake (20:52):
right where they stand there. That's my favorite
thing about the world.
Josh Scamble (20:56):
Get your giddy's girlfriend in your mouth. Is
people Alright.
Jerry Pancake (21:00):
That's a good way to wrap up this segment.
Josh Scamble (21:04):
Not quite the Sonic Temple you were looking
for.
Jen Pancake (21:07):
Or take the the Shitsha back to your own.
Jerry Pancake (21:09):
Take the Shitsha.
Josh Scamble (21:11):
Take the Shitsha to Clarksville. On the next
Miller Morning Madhouse. TheIraq is soon to be no longer.
Jerry Pancake (21:22):
Well, you know.
Jen Pancake (21:45):
All you guys do is just sit up
there and talk about how fucking cool you are.
All you guys do is just sit up there and talk about
how fucking cool you are.
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Jerry Pancake (01:31):
I just think about what filthy hotel in
Columbus, Ohio where, like,these 50 year old savages are
having this you know, like, ahotel party like you would have
when you were 15?
Josh Scamble (01:44):
I could tell you because I saw them. There was a
Comfort Inn, a Days Inn.
Jerry Pancake (01:51):
Oh, yeah.
Josh Scamble (01:52):
Right by the venue.
Jerry Pancake (01:53):
All the inns.
Josh Scamble (01:54):
You could also paint the kids on-site in like a
trailer.
Jerry Pancake (01:56):
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Jen Pancake (01:58):
That's what you wanna do. Like the Indy five
hundred.
Jerry Pancake (02:01):
Probably the Germans though, camping in But I
would
Josh Scramble (02:03):
say one of the most
Jen Pancake (02:04):
So was it an old Ohio State football field?
Josh Scamble (02:08):
No. It was in what they call historic Crew Stadium.
It was a different college ofsome it was definitely a
football stadium.
Jen Pancake (02:14):
Definitely don't know enough about any of that.
Josh Scamble (02:17):
Nor do I. I was just thinking of our Ohio State
haters and like we were
Jen Pancake (02:22):
Oh, yeah. I mean, they're hated.
Josh Scamble (02:24):
There wasn't by
Jen Pancake (02:25):
most And and beloved.
Josh Scamble (02:27):
So the most on the opposite end of the spectrum, as
far as attractive women go,there were some hot women there.
One of the most interestingYounger
Jen Pancake (02:36):
or older or mixed?
Josh Scamble (02:38):
There were some attractive older women, some
attract mostly younger, butthere were some older, like, you
could tell they've been rockingout for a long time.
Jen Pancake (02:45):
Was the range of outfits for these attractive
women, like, fishnetty, or
Josh Scamble (02:51):
just It went all the way from I'm just hot
wearing, like, some nice cut offjeans to I definitely wore this
working at a strip club.
Jerry Pancake (02:58):
Or like a Lita Ford look.
Josh Scamble (03:02):
Well, ironically, Alice Cooper's guitarist is very
Leta Ford like, like, tall,blonde, hot, leather pants.
Jen Pancake (03:10):
Full Leta Ford.
Josh Scamble (03:13):
Well,
Jerry Pancake (03:15):
I yeah. It sounds amazing. I'm glad you didn't
stay for four days, though. Thatjust seems
Josh Scamble (03:21):
I couldn't have that sound.
Jen Pancake (03:22):
Wait. Wait. So Alice Cooper, everything great?
Josh Scamble (03:26):
He was awesome. So, yeah, I after six hours of
The yeah. So then but as the daywent on, you could tell, like,
people with more musical talentand vocals could sing.
Jen Pancake (03:39):
Okay. So it was like just a warm up
Josh Scamble (03:40):
The band before Warm up of Alice Cooper, like,
they were a group they
Jen Pancake (03:44):
were probably
Josh Scamble (03:44):
in their fifties, but they were good. Like, they
could actually sing and, like,knew, like, hey, this is what we
call a melody. Like, it might bea heavier melody, but we do
this. But Alice Cooper at 77still putting on a hell of a
show.
Jen Pancake (03:57):
He still has his voice. He's well, I mean, I can
believe he's 77 for sure. Ican't believe he's still up
there.
Jerry Pancake (04:04):
I know.
Josh Scamble (04:04):
Yeah. He also hasn't drank in forty years.
Jen Pancake (04:06):
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, he'll live because he
Jerry Pancake (04:09):
was a that's a good tip. Another good tip.
Josh Scamble (04:10):
He was a hardcore alcoholic for a while.
Jen Pancake (04:12):
He'll live forever.
Jerry Pancake (04:13):
You'll live a longer time if you stop
drinking.
Josh Scamble (04:16):
But For the So most interesting person I saw,
six foot ish brunette chick,wearing a sheer top with like
electrical tape over her nipplesand exes.
Jerry Pancake (04:27):
Oh, alright. I like that.
Josh Scamble (04:28):
Wearing like a bondage y bondage y kind of
outfit.
Jen Pancake (04:33):
Also, I
Josh Scamble (04:33):
mean, not And the gentleman she was there with was
like a five, six skinny Asianman.
Josh Scramble (04:39):
Oh, yeah.
Josh Scamble (04:40):
But the funny thing was he was wearing a shirt
that says the baby, and she hadsomething on her saying the
master, and he had like a like,what's like a Oh, boy.
Jerry Pancake (04:49):
Oh, he's getting pegged every
Josh Scamble (04:51):
Oh, there was no question. Oh, boy. He's written
more rubber than anyone I'veever seen.
Jerry Pancake (04:58):
Written more rubber than a, I don't know,
drag race.
Jen Pancake (05:02):
Could you assess who were they there to see
musically, or was it
Josh Scamble (05:08):
just So the biggest band
Jen Pancake (05:10):
so they can just move
Jerry Pancake (05:11):
up freely.
Josh Scamble (05:12):
Metallica. Oh, Metallica was the big band of
the weekend. Like, Alice inChains was supposed to open up
for them Sunday, but theycanceled because I guess course.
I wanted to see them, but I'mlike, I'm not staying another
two days to see them. Yeah.
Also, it's not like LayneStaley's wasn't.
Jen Pancake (05:25):
Was there any other
Josh Scamble (05:27):
Big bands?
Jen Pancake (05:28):
Yeah. That you would've been interested had you
Josh Scamble (05:32):
been interested in massive crowds? Probably not.
Those were the big three Iwanted to see, but there were
some big names there.
Jen Pancake (05:40):
You said Suicidal Tendencies?
Josh Scamble (05:42):
Suicidal Tendencies was there the day we
were. They showed them on thevideo screen in the stadium
while we were waiting for theother bands. I'm missing a bunch
of them. But, yeah, I can I canlook up the lineup real quick?
We could probably Google it.
That's exactly what I'm doing.But I want there was a 100 bands
there. Like, no shit. Holy shit.
Jen Pancake (06:00):
Mean A 100 bands?
Josh Scamble (06:01):
At least. I mean, there was four stages.
Jen Pancake (06:03):
Well, four four days. Yeah. I mean, all day
long. Twelve hour shift.
Josh Scamble (06:08):
Yeah. It was you were clocking in early and
clocking out late.
Jerry Pancake (06:12):
One one big question that I have.
Josh Scamble (06:14):
Korn was there.
Jerry Pancake (06:15):
Oh. Oh, I would I would definitely go and
Josh Scamble (06:18):
see them. They were there Friday, Thursday
night. So, let's run down thelineup a little bit. Korn,
Metallica, Lincoln Park, RobZombie, Three Days Grace, Alice
Cooper, who else? Mastodon,Jimmy Eat World.
How the fuck were they there? Imean, I swear to God,
Jerry Pancake (06:38):
I'm ready. There's a place for them. No.
That's
Josh Scamble (06:40):
not. There's a place for them, and it's not at
this concert. It's either.Chevelle.
Jerry Pancake (06:45):
Oh, I like Chevelle.
Josh Scamble (06:46):
Bowel for My Valentine. The three six Mafia
was there, which is also funnythat someone who played the
Porter County Fair was also atthis festival. And Portage
Founders Square. Yeah. Ministry,Insane Clown Posse, Who else?
There's some other
Jerry Pancake (07:03):
I've seen Ministry before live.
Josh Scamble (07:07):
Seven Dust.
Jen Pancake (07:08):
Not checked.
Josh Scamble (07:09):
Testament, we saw them. They were good. Some chick
was really getting down toTestament, by the way. Really?
Some like fifties year old womanwas just getting down.
I don't. I couldn't be the onlyone in the place.
Jen Pancake (07:20):
No idea.
Jerry Pancake (07:20):
I couldn't tell you the song they sing.
Josh Scamble (07:22):
I couldn't tell you either anymore, and I heard
them. So, Hoobastank.
Jerry Pancake (07:28):
Good old Hoobastank. They're still
around.
Josh Scamble (07:30):
Guar was there.
Jen Pancake (07:31):
Wow. Really? Yeah.
Josh Scamble (07:32):
Did you see them? I did not. They were not playing
the night we've fuck. That'stheir fortieth anniversary.
Filter.
Jen Pancake (07:39):
Filter.
Josh Scamble (07:40):
Who else do we got? I think that kinda hits the
really big commonly known ones,but, yeah, there were some big
names there.
Jen Pancake (07:49):
Did your high school friends enjoy this show?
Josh Scamble (07:52):
Yes. We had we had a good time. But the funny
thing, Alien Ant Farm, like, whythe fuck were they there? For
their one song that they didn'teven write?
Jen Pancake (07:59):
Yeah. That's enough.
Jerry Pancake (08:00):
Did any of your high school friends, like, have
a meltdown of any kind or tellyou some kind of, like, hey,
Josh, it's good that I'm talkingto you because I've been wanting
to, like I'm getting a divorce,and I feel feel bad about
myself. Nothing like that.
Josh Scamble (08:14):
Quite the opposite. The funny thing was
or, yeah, like,
Jerry Pancake (08:18):
some big revelation, like, I'm glad we
went on this trip togetherbecause I'm I'm coming out and
I'm gay.
Josh Scamble (08:24):
Ironically, no, nothing nothing with the gay
singer coming out. But when webooked this like nine months
ago, he checked with his wifewho actually I performed their
wedding, and he said, hey,technically, we leave the day of
our anniversary. Is it cool ifwe go? And she's like, yeah, go
ahead. So we we went to a heavymetal concert the night of his
anniversary.
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Well, I mean
Jerry Pancake (08:46):
She probably had a bet a good night by herself.
Josh Scamble (08:49):
Oh, yeah. I'm she took the day off. Guaranteed.
Guaranteed. She
Jerry Pancake (08:53):
was like, oh, yeah. I'm gonna hang out at
home.
Jen Pancake (08:57):
Meat time.
Jerry Pancake (08:58):
Don't know. Put some candles on. I don't have to
worry about this annoying Some
Jen Pancake (09:02):
meat time.
Jerry Pancake (09:03):
I know Jen appreciates when I'm not here.
Jen Pancake (09:06):
Well, you know, we live
Josh Scamble (09:06):
in a one room house,
Jen Pancake (09:08):
so I it's zero meat time.
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Josh Scamble (10:13):
a good concert, but the event of the evening had
nothing to do with the show. Itwas the letting out. So 40 to
50,000 people walking out of astadium, obviously, is a lot of
people, but most places, like,you go to a hockey game or, you
know, United Center, WrigleyField or something, they will
have like roads blocked off sothe stadium can exit. Not the
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case for static tempo. It's justlike, once you left, was pretty
much like a Figure it the fuckout.
Uh-huh. We Frogger, likefrogger. Oh, it's no. You could
have frogered the shit out of itbecause there were no cars
moving because everyone's justat
Jen Pancake (10:49):
a Oh, gridlock.
Josh Scamble (10:50):
Yeah. We get out. I see one sign for a rideshare,
and I'm like, okay, well, theremust be like, that's the area.
Well, that area is in the middleof a gridlocked parking lot. So
I tell my friends, hey, let'swalk a block or two down, we'll
be able to get an Uber there.
Fuck technology. You go intoUber, and it's like, you can
only get one in this rate, inthis certain area, at that one
(11:12):
So we go back, and I'm like
Jen Pancake (11:15):
They got you by the balls.
Josh Scamble (11:17):
Oh, the short and curlies for sure. So I talked to
a security guard, who was verynice, and she said, Yeah, this
is the lane, if you requested anUber, it's probably sitting here
standing still. I'm like, Okay.So, we sat there for ten
minutes, and I'm like, Nothing'shappening, and nothing's going
to happen. And I'm like, Let'sjust walk towards the direction
(11:37):
of our hotel, four miles away.
Uh-oh. And I'm like, at the veryleast, if we start heading that
way, we'll get into an opening.So, we start walking and oh, and
I was granted this interestingthing. My buddy's like, yeah,
I'm trying to hold back fromshitting my pants.
Jerry Pancake (11:54):
I'm like, man. Oh, no.
Josh Scamble (11:56):
So now I've got this pressure on. I'm like, I've
really gotta get us out of herefast without walking because
walking's not an activity tohold a pooper. No.
Jerry Pancake (12:04):
No. No. It will it will help you poop. Another
tip. We we had some good tips.
Butt sex.
Jen Pancake (12:11):
There was no
Jerry Pancake (12:11):
darn shit. Yeah. If you have to take a shit,
don't keep walking.
Josh Scamble (12:16):
Get in
Jerry Pancake (12:16):
the car.
Josh Scamble (12:16):
If you would have painted his face black and white
like a jugular, they'd probablyjust, like, shit wherever he
wants.
Jen Pancake (12:21):
Oh, right in the road.
Josh Scamble (12:23):
Right in the So we start walking, and I see, like,
we're through one parking lotand getting into another, and I
see this guy in one of those,like, modern day rickshaws, like
the electric bike.
Jerry Pancake (12:35):
I hate those fucking things. It's so dumb.
Josh Scamble (12:38):
Why would that be? It's like the electric
Jerry Pancake (12:40):
I don't know. It's always some guy that looks
like he's homeless and fuckingWell,
Josh Scamble (12:45):
this guy didn't look homeless, but he definitely
looked like he
Jerry Pancake (12:48):
maybe didn't shower?
Josh Scamble (12:50):
Possibly. At that point, I didn't care, but I
looked him he didn't have anyonein his cart, and it looked like
he was going to, like, try andfind someone. I'm like, hey, how
far away can you get me fromhere for how much? And he's
like, I can get you prettydecent distance for a $100. And
I'm like, like, how far are wetalking?
Because I want somewhere furtheraway to where I can get an Uber
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equipment.
Jen Pancake (13:11):
A $100.
Josh Scamble (13:13):
Then he's like, Jesus. So then he'd said, well,
I could get you probably threequarters to a mile away to gas
station. I know it's clean forhow many? He's like, how many do
you have? I'm like, I've gotthree.
He's like
Jerry Pancake (13:24):
My friend has to take a shit really bad. He's
like he'll pay anything.
Josh Scamble (13:30):
He's like, throw me $20 a person.
Jen Pancake (13:31):
Throw the shit in my ring, Chelsea.
Jerry Pancake (13:35):
Oh, yeah.
Josh Scamble (13:36):
So for $20 a person, he starts going down,
like, alleyways and, like,behind shit. No He knows all the
secrets. Yeah. So we startgetting to this road, and
there's a line of cars waitingto get out, and he is he is
pulling maneuvers that wouldHe's
Jen Pancake (13:52):
not a rickshaw. He can do whatever
Josh Scamble (13:54):
he does. Intimidated a New York City cab
Like, at one point, he slowsdown and, like, barely scoots
between one car and another, andis missing, like, rearview
mirrors by, like, a quarterinch. But, anyway, within three
minutes, we're at the Shell gasstation that is in the middle of
a decent neighborhood, and I'mlike, Alright. This works. And
(14:14):
I'm like, Here's 80.
You got us out of hell. Asingleton bathroom all your
shitting At that point, I do theUber, which finally worked
because 10,000 people weren'toverloading the cell tower, And
it said, one minute, you'll bepicked up. And I'm like
Jen Pancake (14:29):
Oh my gosh.
Josh Scamble (14:30):
But the guy's also like, hey. Can you keep an eye
on my cart, man? I'm like, oh,you did not negotiate this in
Jen Pancake (14:34):
the What?
Jerry Pancake (14:35):
What was he doing? Going in and get a roller
dog and take a shit?
Josh Scamble (14:39):
I think he was. So I look at my friend I look at my
friend who had to poop, and I'mlike, hey. The car's gonna be
here in a minute. He's like, Icould make it.
Jerry Pancake (14:47):
Alright. Well, that's a
Josh Scamble (14:49):
good thing. So I look at the guy. I'm like, hey.
Our Uber's here in, like, 90.Are we good?
He's like, yeah, don't worryabout it. So we get in this
cramped Toyota Camry with threelarger dudes in the back seat,
and we all kind of like exhalelike, okay, we're out of that
hell. Then I look And then Ilook at the three of them, and
I'm like, this is why you alwayscarry at least a $100 in cash on
(15:11):
you. Going four miles, and wesee people walking that were
definitely at the concertbecause you see, like, small
backpacks and rock and roll tshirts, and I'm like, you walked
that? Although, I look at them,and I'm like, it's it's
midnight, and we rode throughsome not dangerous areas, but,
like, you don't know them, andit's late at night.
Jen Pancake (15:36):
So I mean, four miles sounds far. However, I
mean, I can't handle that
Josh Scamble (15:41):
It was an hour and ten minutes according to Google
Jen Pancake (15:43):
walk insane, like, where you're just sitting there
and not moving at all. Like, I'drather just walk at that point.
Josh Scamble (15:50):
So But it didn't matter. Or take
Jen Pancake (15:51):
a rickshaw.
Josh Scamble (15:52):
But as the one as the one guy said, we didn't need
a shower. We were covered inVegas.
Jen Pancake (15:55):
But not a but not
Jerry Pancake (15:56):
a Or covered in yeah.
Jen Pancake (15:58):
Not a
Jerry Pancake (15:58):
shit You guys paid for the good the good porta
potties, so you weren't at leastcovered in urine and shit. I'm
too old
Josh Scamble (16:06):
to be dealing with stupid stuff. Like, I don't mind
sitting further back. I mean, ifI'm going to see a show like
this, I will never go to a musicfestival probably ever again.
One and done for me, like
Jerry Pancake (16:18):
Not going to Coachella?
Josh Scamble (16:20):
Fuck no. But again Burning Man. I also realized,
like, my friend
Jen Pancake (16:25):
I would go to Burning Man.
Josh Scamble (16:27):
My friend has a much harder, like, taste of
music I Invite him.
Jerry Pancake (16:30):
You'll never be able to afford Burning No.
Josh Scamble (16:33):
Burning Man is like
Jen Pancake (16:34):
I'm not going. I'm not You
Josh Scamble (16:35):
can't afford it. You can't afford it. But, yeah,
I also realized, like, my friendhas much harder taste in music
than I do. Like Oh, yeah.Because the drive out he drove,
God bless him.
And we listened to SiriusXMTurbo, which is nothing but,
like, heavy metal and hard Andthen the the concert of six
hours of and then I heard normalhard rock. And then Yeah. Again,
(17:00):
turbo all the way back. Oh. Iwalked in the door and I looked
at, you know, miss scramble, andI'm like, do you have any Joni
Mitchell as you could
Jerry Pancake (17:07):
just
Josh Scamble (17:08):
at lunch?
Jerry Pancake (17:08):
Yeah. You need a a palette cleanse. It's a
palette cleanse after Yeah. SomeSteely Dan, Joni Mitchell.
Josh Scramble (17:16):
I just need
Josh Scamble (17:17):
to chill for a minute, and it was not not that.
Jen Pancake (17:19):
It's just not that
Josh Scamble (17:22):
interesting to me, but I had a fun I had a fun
time. Enjoyed the show.Metallica was awesome. Alice
Cooper was awesome. Rob Zombiehad audio issues with his guys,
almost I'm pretty sure he firedsomeone that night, but
Jen Pancake (17:33):
Oh my gosh.
Josh Scamble (17:34):
It was a fun time, but I never need to go back to
Sonic Temple ever again. Well Iprobably never will. Didn't even
know it was a Nor did I.
Jerry Pancake (17:42):
Yeah.
Jen Pancake (17:42):
Did you go to music festivals back in high school?
Josh Scamble (17:45):
No. Not at all? Not I've only been to a handful
of concerts early in my life.Like I said, I really have to
see somebody. You gonna get
Jerry Pancake (17:54):
I have never been to a Lollapalooza.
Josh Scamble (17:56):
I don't want to.
Jen Pancake (17:57):
I don't believe I have either, actually.
Josh Scamble (18:00):
It's one, it's way too hot of the time of year to
go. I don't like
Jerry Pancake (18:04):
multiple things happening at the same
Josh Scamble (18:07):
time. No threesomes for Jerry.
Jerry Pancake (18:09):
No. But, like, on Lake Street, when it's like, oh,
it's first Friday, there's 16bands, you know, like, when the
weather gets nice, it's like, Idon't, like, I don't need I'm
how can you see more than oneband at at at one time?
Josh Scamble (18:23):
They were staggered. It was staggered. But
the funny thing was
Jen Pancake (18:26):
You gotta run sometimes from stage to stage.
Jerry Pancake (18:28):
We're gonna go to the
Josh Scamble (18:30):
And then But the funny thing was
Jerry Pancake (18:32):
Stage where the guy hangs anvils from his nuts.
Like, what if he end up there?Did did they have any of that?
Josh Scamble (18:39):
There there was no freak show stuff. Well, hang on.
There was no official freak showNo
Jen Pancake (18:44):
official freak show.
Jerry Pancake (18:45):
That doesn't mean people can't do their own freak
show.
Josh Scamble (18:47):
So when we first got there, I was super worried.
Like, okay, Metallica'sheadlining, and it's a football
stadium. Like, people are gonnadig into their seats and stay
there. But it was a weirdphenomenon. Like, a band would
go on, the crowd would fill intowards the stage, and then the
band would finish, and, like,75% of them would go somewhere
else.
I'm like, and then the samething would happen. Know what?
Jen Pancake (19:06):
It out. Cause they wanna get their money's worth,
so they're going to Yeah.
Jerry Pancake (19:10):
You're gonna see everybody.
Josh Scamble (19:11):
I got my money's worth, and I didn't have to move
for eight hours. Like, thepeople watching was phenomenal.
Jen Pancake (19:15):
Everyone has different levels of getting
their Which is fine.
Josh Scamble (19:19):
Which is completely fine. I don't want I
don't need to get groped or, youknow, beat the shit out of an
The rape rock.
Jerry Pancake (19:26):
And the rape rock. The rape rock. Yeah. You
needed to go
Josh Scamble (19:29):
Coming to SiriusXM. Rape rock. Where
consent doesn't matter.
Jen Pancake (19:36):
I can't even imagine a fest I mean, some of
these festivals, I I think thatI would be interested in, but
that's because, like, they haveevery music that ever exists,
you know. Like, some of thesefestivals nowadays are every
band plays there.
Jerry Pancake (19:54):
Yeah. Like the Coachella.
Jen Pancake (19:56):
Well, I mean, I don't need really know anything
about those.
Josh Scamble (19:59):
I was just so glad, like, the weather was
nice. Like, it was perfect. Itwas 67 and sunny. It wasn't too
hot. It wasn't too cold.
It wasn't raining.
Jen Pancake (20:07):
Well
Josh Scamble (20:08):
But it was a rain or shine show, so, if it if it
was shitty weather, go fuckyourself. We're we're taking
your money.
Jen Pancake (20:13):
Yep. So I remember the one of I I and, again, I
don't go to concerts. Even backin the day, not that many
concerts. Those q one zero onejamboree, though, were pretty
fun. I liked it.
Josh Scamble (20:27):
The nineties were a different breed of concert,
though.
Jen Pancake (20:30):
I mean, it wasn't really I I don't know. I
wouldn't even but there was justa lot of well, and the
Braveheart situation Oh, yeah.When you're at the world on that
hill is so much fun. I can'teven Yeah.
Josh Scamble (20:46):
The law of death. But again, your bones were much
softer and your joints were notpissing
Jerry Pancake (20:52):
right where they stand there. That's my favorite
thing about the world.
Josh Scamble (20:56):
Get your giddy's girlfriend in your mouth. Is
people Alright.
Jerry Pancake (21:00):
That's a good way to wrap up this segment.
Josh Scamble (21:04):
Not quite the Sonic Temple you were looking
for.
Jen Pancake (21:07):
Or take the the Shitsha back to your own.
Jerry Pancake (21:09):
Take the Shitsha.
Josh Scamble (21:11):
Take the Shitsha to Clarksville. On the next
Miller Morning Madhouse. TheIraq is soon to be no longer.
Jerry Pancake (21:22):
Well, you know.
Jen Pancake (21:45):
All you guys do is just sit up
there and talk about how fucking cool you are.
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