September 23, 2024 • 6 mins
Get ready for a sneak peek into the wild world of Miller Morning Madhouse! This teaser introduces you to the hilarious chaos that’s about to unfold. Join hosts Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble as they dive into the most ridiculous and unforgettable topics that only they could tackle.
This madhouse has everything:
- Fuck Sheds (yes, that’s a thing).
- Little Billy Nailer—the kid who got sucked up by a twister and lived to tell the tale.
- Getting over 9/11 because I forgot—you won’t believe where this conversation goes.
- And, of course, Stories of Old Mrs. Johnson’s handiwork at her bed and breakfast—which are as strange as they are legendary.
As if that wasn’t enough, it’s rated the Greatest Podcast Ever by Presidents (don’t ask which ones) and backed by the iconic SoCool Shirts.
Presented and produced by the SoCool Podcast, this teaser is just a taste of the madness. We couldn’t do this without the support of the incredible Miller Beach community, and we’re so thankful for all your love and encouragement. The full episode drops on September 29th, so mark your calendars for a morning filled with laughs, questionable takes, and pure madness.
Stay cool, Miller Beach!
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Episode Transcript
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SoCool Podcast Daniella (00:10):
All you guys do is just sit up
Chip Pancake (00:11):
there and talk about how fucking cool you are.
WSPR Super Beach Radio, the beststation between Rush and Ripley.
Bill Hader (00:26):
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. If you are some dumb folks
looking to just get murdered, Iknow just the place for you.
Chip Pancake (00:36):
Miller beaches. Miller morning madhouse.
Bill Hader (00:41):
Discovered by a lackluster gay realtor named
Anthony who is late for everyviewing. This park slope slop
bucket gives new meaning to thequestion, is that the little
woman who played the principalin kindergarten cop?
JPSR (00:56):
The Miller warning madhouse has everything. I mean,
this place has everything. I'mJerry Pancake, the man who puts
the mess in hot mess. And we gotus got a lineup so wild. You'll
forget it's too early to be thisdrunk.
Josh Scramble (01:16):
There are much worse clips than that. There are
much where he his annoyance isvery clear and the audience
becomes very uncomfortable.
JPSR (01:23):
Maybe I'll have, we'll track down all of the where he's
annoyed.
Josh Scramble (01:26):
That would be a you know what? That would be a
beautiful tribute to Jerry. I'mJosh Gramble, a human disaster
waiting to happen. If you'rehere for wholesome vibes and
life advice, you've taken thewrong turn, my friend. We've got
sports, we've got weather, andwe've got whatever the hell that
falls off the back of the trucktoday.
(01:47):
Buckle up. It's gonna be agreasy, messy, and just the
right amount wrong.
It affected all some and then some affected all.
JPSR (01:59):
It didn't take the church. God bless.
Josh Scramble (02:01):
Oh, God bless. God bless you.
JPSR (02:03):
But it took little Billy. Little Billy Naylor.
Josh Scramble (02:07):
Little Billy Naylor. It threw him so hot in
the air. He never did walk rightagain after that,
JPSR (02:13):
It picked him up and gave him God gave him a big kiss up
there. And he said, BillyNaylor, I'm going to swallow you
up on my
Chip Pancake (02:21):
spit you back out because you're bad, bad little
boy.
Josh Scramble (02:25):
Well, you know Billy Naylor never knew what he
did, but he was up there for asolid 3 full minutes.
JPSR (02:31):
He was up there for a good bit. He was up there for a good
bit and God spit him out back onthe earth. Back on the earth,
without the use of his legs.
Chip Pancake (02:44):
We've got fuck sheds.
JPSR (02:46):
So I guess on the 4th July, you know, things get
pretty busy down on the beachhere. And there was a guy out
there, and he had, you know, Imean, he he might have had
strippers out there. He mighthave had some, you know, a lot
of ladies. And it's really busyon the beach, so you don't
really wanna fuck out in theopen, on the 4th July. Like,
(03:09):
sometimes maybe you fuck on,like, I don't know, like, a
weekday down there.
Oh, sure.
What do you usually do?
Josh Scramble (03:15):
Well, you know, 4th July is a day to bang. I
mean, it's just, you know
JPSR (03:19):
I'm just here to bang.
Josh Scramble (03:20):
Just here to bang.
But
JPSR (03:21):
And so he brought, like, a, I don't know. It looked like
a little tent type situation,almost like a outhouse, but it
was a it was a mobile fuck shed.
Josh Scramble (03:32):
It was an outhouse, but different shit was
going on.
JPSR (03:35):
Yeah. And it was portable, which was impressive. A lot of
us back in those times, and thisis, I don't know, uncle Tom on
the not uncle Tom, Jesus Christ,or him. It was not Jesus Christ
either, but it was maybe likeuncle Frank. I had a uncle
(03:56):
Frank.
And uncle Frank probably was outthere with a pipe, and he was
saying, yeah, old miss
Johnson used to operate thatthat, bed and breakfast, but it
was more bed than breakfast. Ithink this is gonna be a really
funny show, but I wanted to ruinit, like, right off the bat.
Josh Scramble (04:16):
Well, if we
JPSR (04:17):
Because I wanted to talk about what day it is today.
Josh Scramble (04:22):
911. Damn. And I totally forgot it
JPSR (04:26):
was 911. Totally. And that is that is a joke that I tell
every 911. I also usually tocoworkers, I say happy 911
because I think we shouldprobably be over it by now. We
should definitely have the dayoff.
I had a meeting today. They dida moment of silence. I didn't
like, what are we doing? Ifwe're gonna do a moment of
(04:48):
silence, we should have the dayoff anyway.
Josh Scramble (04:51):
Well, I just remember right after it
happened, I had to buy arefrigerator or else that the
terrorist won. So Well,
JPSR (04:56):
you I I bought a car. They still made us go to work, by the
way. I'll never forget that.
Josh Scramble (05:05):
So I just want everybody to know whenever I'm
in Miller Beach, always listento my favorite show, the Miller
Morning Zoo. Beautiful show.Great show. Turned me on by my
friend, Granite Chez Joe,genetic freak man with a
sideways heart told me about it.My friend, Jerry Pancake and
Josh Scramble doing the funniestthings, beautiful things in the
(05:26):
morning show.
Gotta love it. All kinds ofgoofy stuff. Very informative.
Very good. You gotta give it alisten on WSPR, best station
ever.
Most populous station betweenRussia and Ripley. Kind of a
small market, but a greatmarket. Beautiful market. Give
it a listen. Think you'll likeit.
JPSR (05:48):
And this is like the new Miller Morning Zoo, and I am
Jareya Pankake with my reallygood friend
Josh Scramble (06:00):
here, mister Joshua scrambled eggs.
JPSR (06:04):
Everybody have a great rest of your day. I know you
will make bad choices, butthat's cool with us.
Josh Scramble (06:12):
If you gotta make choices, I wish they were good,
but I know they're gonna be bad.Adios.
JPSR (06:18):
This is for you, Miller Beach. Listen to our first full
episode, September 29th. It willdrop, hopefully, if I get it in
my schedule. We love you. Wehope you love our show.
Chip Pancake (06:38):
Do you understand the words that were coming out
of my mouth? No. Although Do youspeak it in English?
JPSR (06:46):
Bam's a bam. What's a bam? Well, you wouldn't even know.
SoCool Podcast Daniella (06:50):
All you guys do is just sit up there and
Chip Pancake (06:52):
talk about how fucking cool you are.
All you guys do is just sit up
Chip Pancake (00:11):
there and talk about how fucking cool you are.
WSPR Super Beach Radio, the beststation between Rush and Ripley.
Bill Hader (00:26):
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. If you are some dumb folks
looking to just get murdered, Iknow just the place for you.
Chip Pancake (00:36):
Miller beaches. Miller morning madhouse.
Bill Hader (00:41):
Discovered by a lackluster gay realtor named
Anthony who is late for everyviewing. This park slope slop
bucket gives new meaning to thequestion, is that the little
woman who played the principalin kindergarten cop?
JPSR (00:56):
The Miller warning madhouse has everything. I mean,
this place has everything. I'mJerry Pancake, the man who puts
the mess in hot mess. And we gotus got a lineup so wild. You'll
forget it's too early to be thisdrunk.
Josh Scramble (01:16):
There are much worse clips than that. There are
much where he his annoyance isvery clear and the audience
becomes very uncomfortable.
JPSR (01:23):
Maybe I'll have, we'll track down all of the where he's
annoyed.
Josh Scramble (01:26):
That would be a you know what? That would be a
beautiful tribute to Jerry. I'mJosh Gramble, a human disaster
waiting to happen. If you'rehere for wholesome vibes and
life advice, you've taken thewrong turn, my friend. We've got
sports, we've got weather, andwe've got whatever the hell that
falls off the back of the trucktoday.
(01:47):
Buckle up. It's gonna be agreasy, messy, and just the
right amount wrong.
It affected all some and then some affected all.
JPSR (01:59):
It didn't take the church. God bless.
Josh Scramble (02:01):
Oh, God bless. God bless you.
JPSR (02:03):
But it took little Billy. Little Billy Naylor.
Josh Scramble (02:07):
Little Billy Naylor. It threw him so hot in
the air. He never did walk rightagain after that,
JPSR (02:13):
It picked him up and gave him God gave him a big kiss up
there. And he said, BillyNaylor, I'm going to swallow you
up on my
Chip Pancake (02:21):
spit you back out because you're bad, bad little
boy.
Josh Scramble (02:25):
Well, you know Billy Naylor never knew what he
did, but he was up there for asolid 3 full minutes.
JPSR (02:31):
He was up there for a good bit. He was up there for a good
bit and God spit him out back onthe earth. Back on the earth,
without the use of his legs.
Chip Pancake (02:44):
We've got fuck sheds.
JPSR (02:46):
So I guess on the 4th July, you know, things get
pretty busy down on the beachhere. And there was a guy out
there, and he had, you know, Imean, he he might have had
strippers out there. He mighthave had some, you know, a lot
of ladies. And it's really busyon the beach, so you don't
really wanna fuck out in theopen, on the 4th July. Like,
(03:09):
sometimes maybe you fuck on,like, I don't know, like, a
weekday down there.
Oh, sure.
What do you usually do?
Josh Scramble (03:15):
Well, you know, 4th July is a day to bang. I
mean, it's just, you know
JPSR (03:19):
I'm just here to bang.
Josh Scramble (03:20):
Just here to bang.
But
JPSR (03:21):
And so he brought, like, a, I don't know. It looked like
a little tent type situation,almost like a outhouse, but it
was a it was a mobile fuck shed.
Josh Scramble (03:32):
It was an outhouse, but different shit was
going on.
JPSR (03:35):
Yeah. And it was portable, which was impressive. A lot of
us back in those times, and thisis, I don't know, uncle Tom on
the not uncle Tom, Jesus Christ,or him. It was not Jesus Christ
either, but it was maybe likeuncle Frank. I had a uncle
(03:56):
Frank.
And uncle Frank probably was outthere with a pipe, and he was
saying, yeah, old miss
Johnson used to operate thatthat, bed and breakfast, but it
was more bed than breakfast. Ithink this is gonna be a really
funny show, but I wanted to ruinit, like, right off the bat.
Josh Scramble (04:16):
Well, if we
JPSR (04:17):
Because I wanted to talk about what day it is today.
Josh Scramble (04:22):
911. Damn. And I totally forgot it
JPSR (04:26):
was 911. Totally. And that is that is a joke that I tell
every 911. I also usually tocoworkers, I say happy 911
because I think we shouldprobably be over it by now. We
should definitely have the dayoff.
I had a meeting today. They dida moment of silence. I didn't
like, what are we doing? Ifwe're gonna do a moment of
(04:48):
silence, we should have the dayoff anyway.
Josh Scramble (04:51):
Well, I just remember right after it
happened, I had to buy arefrigerator or else that the
terrorist won. So Well,
JPSR (04:56):
you I I bought a car. They still made us go to work, by the
way. I'll never forget that.
Josh Scramble (05:05):
So I just want everybody to know whenever I'm
in Miller Beach, always listento my favorite show, the Miller
Morning Zoo. Beautiful show.Great show. Turned me on by my
friend, Granite Chez Joe,genetic freak man with a
sideways heart told me about it.My friend, Jerry Pancake and
Josh Scramble doing the funniestthings, beautiful things in the
(05:26):
morning show.
Gotta love it. All kinds ofgoofy stuff. Very informative.
Very good. You gotta give it alisten on WSPR, best station
ever.
Most populous station betweenRussia and Ripley. Kind of a
small market, but a greatmarket. Beautiful market. Give
it a listen. Think you'll likeit.
JPSR (05:48):
And this is like the new Miller Morning Zoo, and I am
Jareya Pankake with my reallygood friend
Josh Scramble (06:00):
here, mister Joshua scrambled eggs.
JPSR (06:04):
Everybody have a great rest of your day. I know you
will make bad choices, butthat's cool with us.
Josh Scramble (06:12):
If you gotta make choices, I wish they were good,
but I know they're gonna be bad.Adios.
JPSR (06:18):
This is for you, Miller Beach. Listen to our first full
episode, September 29th. It willdrop, hopefully, if I get it in
my schedule. We love you. Wehope you love our show.
Chip Pancake (06:38):
Do you understand the words that were coming out
of my mouth? No. Although Do youspeak it in English?
JPSR (06:46):
Bam's a bam. What's a bam? Well, you wouldn't even know.
SoCool Podcast Daniella (06:50):
All you guys do is just sit up there and
Chip Pancake (06:52):
talk about how fucking cool you are.
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