TTB272: Mr. Clean & Ms. Dookie

The Two Bobs episode 272 for Monday, January 13, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Chestnut Praline from Southern Tier. Better late than never. https://untp.beer/d9xzl Robert nursed a Stouty McSout Face from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/r8lgj Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your Amazon truck, which will cause your packages to be delayed 1-3 business days. This week’s CRAZY NEWS just acquired Greenland, although we’re not sure if it was by purchase or by force.  An inebriated Californian was pulled over and declared herself “DUI” instead of “designated driver,” although the former is factually more accurate. https://lawandcrime.com/crime/im-the-dui-tonight-police-bodycam-catches-new-years-eve-designated-driver-slipup-during-traffic-stop/ A woman in California lost her emotional support python in a traffic incident. Luckily for her, and for the rest of society, it was later located and returned. https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2024/12/17/canton-woman-reunited-with-lost-emotional-support-python-after-winter-crash/ Florida Woman® accidentally texted a narcotics investigator to purchase drugs. https://www.wjhg.com/2025/01/06/woman-accidentally-texts-narcotics-investigator-purchase-drugs-leads-arrest/ Florida Man® with a sunflower tattoo on his chest stole an Amazon truck while wearing a “Good Vibes Only” shirt. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2024/12/18/police-track-down-stolen-amazon-truck-to-miami-1-in-custody/ Florida Woman® relieved herself on the floor of a Family Dollar while Florida Man® stole $500 worth of merchandise. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-woman-relieves-herself-family-dollar-store-floor-man-steals-500-cleaning-products-pcso A jealous Donald Trump upstaged recently deceased President Carter by throwing his own state funeral. https://theonion.com/jealous-trump-throws-own-state-funeral-to-upstage-carters/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.