WAKE UP CALL #11 w/Gavin McInnes

Censored.TV founder Gavin McInnes joins us to talk about Josh’s new show “Next Week Tonight” on Censored.TV - Josh talks about his recent homosexual diagnosis of a brain tumor and how gay doctors require a 2nd opinion. We talk about the trans trend in schools and politics, and dive into the surgical biology of transgender confirmation surgery AKA “zombie pussies."

Episode Transcript

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Yeah. And then I get tothe gym and there it is. What

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the fuck's going on? Yeah?The um Did you see my text I
sent you yesterday after I went tothe optometrist? Yeah? What was that
again? I said that this gaydoctor at the strip mall thinks I have
a brain tumor? Why is thatjust because you're no I have. He's

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like, I think you had.First of all, he shined a light
in my eyes for like twenty fiveminutes. Uh and and he's like just
looking in there with the most archaicequipment, and he's like, he's like,
I don't want to alarm you,but you I think you have papalidema.
And I go okay, and hegoes, what that is? It's
the swelling of the optical nerve andit's ninety nine percent of the time it's

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a symptom of a brain tumor.And I go okay, and he goes
He's like, I don't want youto lose sleep over it. I go,
no, no, I just havea terminal, inoperable brain tumor according
to you, right, so becauseyou're gay, and like when you guys
right exactly. And it's funny too, because I looked at my girlfriend and
I go, I kind of wantto be like, well, you're a
homosexual and you failed the very firstbiology tests, so I'm gonna get a

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second opinion. And then so anyway, as we're walking out, I go
so I go like, uh,I go, could it potentially be a
side effect of TBI or excess extensiveamounts of concussions because he mentioned that it
has to do with the high pressurefluid build up in the brain, And

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he goes, absolutely not. Andso as I'm walking out, I just
go on my phone and I lookup papaladema and it says two things.
One high blood pressure, which I'vehad since I was a kid, and
two traumatic brain injury or extensive concussions. And I'm like, cool. So

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it's exactly the same thing that theoptometrist who did my first eye exam pointed
out eight years ago, was thatshe and this optometrist another strip mall doctor.
This one wasn't homosexual, but shewas from a third world country.
She goes, she told me thiswas in twenty thirteen. She looked at
my swelling of my arteries behind myeye and she goes, you're liked weeks

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away from a stroke and you needto go raw Vegan immediately. And I
was like, well, you're fromIndia and you guys think shit is charcoal,
and you are a strip mall optometrist. So I'm going to ignore all
of that and go on living mylife. You think roads are toilets and
if you have a bat in ariver and is floating by you, so

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no, But I don't you feellike you kind of have to get a
cat scan now just because you'll feellike an asshole if you have it.
Well, this is what I know, uh, and this is my thought
on it is like, um,what are they gonna do if I do
have a growth in my brain?I get to spend the next five years
of my life treating something that I'llprobably die from anyway I have done.

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Jim Goad had a big, hugetumor in his head and they right out
of there. Oh yeah yeah yeah. I don't know. I'll get it
checked out at some point, butyou know, I I know precisely.
Uh what it's probably from is fromthe last really bad concussion I had three
years ago. Uh, and I'massuming that that there's probably like, uh,

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additional fluid in my head from whenI fucking bashed it, and uh,
you know, they probably gotta go, probably gotta go get the old
blood letting done. You are afootball guy, were you? I played
football and I played ice hockey,and I was a goalie, so I
got I got hit on the fuckingdome constantly. I probably have had at

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least ten concussions, bad concussions inmy That's good. They say concussions are
cumulatives. They are well. Andwhat's interesting is after the last one was
the first time I really had likepost concussion syndrome. So I for like
a month, I was sleeping likethirteen hours a day. Light like bright

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lights were murdering my eyes in myhead. I would get a headache immediately
in bright light. And then Igot super aggressive, so like I would,
I would like snap out at peopleover the littlest things, and every
single one of those. I talkedto a friend of mine who's a fighter,
and he's like, dude, youprobably have CTE. He's like,
if you look at it, thelike the all the pro wrestlers and stuff

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that they later found out probably hadCTE, those are all the signs of
of content cumulative I'll use the wordyou use brain injury and cumulative. Yeah,
it's a cumulative right, there's twoteas. Yeah, okay, keep
going, um but yeah, justaulative. Yeah uh. And he was

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like, yeah, you you probablyhave the early signs of you know,
post concussion syndrome or CTE, andum, you know, but he's like,
where you really have to start worryingas if you start noticing any change
in your motor functions, in yourcognitive ability, your short term memory,
or you start slurring your speech orthings like that. So, um,

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you know, I guess if anyof those additional symptoms sneak up, then
I'll be like, all right,go ahead and scan my brain. But
I don't know, man, Ihave a very you know, I have
a I have a very sort oftrepidacious relationship with doctors and meta sending stuff
like that. I mean, i'vei've I have no trust for these people
at all. And the last yearin this country doesn't fill me with any

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additional trust either. Yeah. WhenTrump said hydro cluxacora quinn would be a
good solution and the doctor said no, it isn't, and it was all
I got to say. I knowsome mega doctors and they were prescribing it
like crazy, and they told methat pharmacies would call them and say why
are you prescribing this? And hegoes, minwwn fucking business. I've been

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doing this for twenty years. I'venever had a pharmacy call me in question
any of my prescriptions. Whatever theycall it. It kept happening. He
probably was like, well, youare Walgreens homosexual pharmacist and I am an
actual doctor, that's why. Butwalking out of there and making those jokes

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and think of that, I waslike, really, though, why why
would we ever trust a gay doctor. It's like you are sort of or
a trans doctor, no less of, just like you're ignoring some of the
basic shit and we're supposed to trustyou with our lives. Yeah, if
you were such a good doctor,why didn't you cure your homosexuality. We're

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trans or mentally ill gays. That'sa kind of ill. So yeah,
it's the illness there, doc,Yeah, exactly. It's just it's so
funny to me. And it wasone of those moments I was like,
well, I want to be ableto come back and get my eye exams
here if I need to, soI probably shouldn't just go into a complete
gay bashing rage, and that wouldalso probably you know, further his suspicions

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of me having a brain tumor.So are you being a cheap skate?
Do you have to pay cash fora cat scan? Uh? Yeah,
I do have to pay for acat scan. Yeah, that's what's really
going on here. It's a cheapass Josh, yep. You know men
known from my anorexia and my frugality. Well, you don't have kids,

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though, so it doesn't matter ifyou die, right exactly, I mean,
and I have. And this isthe other thing that I'm you know,
I kind of worry about is likeI don't want to go in and
get a million test on and thenhave them deny my life insurance policy to
my significant other in the event thatI do have a tumor and die.
So oh that's why I Well,you just blew it right now by saying

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that on table. We'll just know, we'll just addit that part out.
But I do know of people whodo that. That's a thing with like
boomers who have balls where they theydon't get checked out, they don't tell
them when they have cancer. Theydie of natural causes, right, and
then know who's like, then they'recremated immediately. Yeah, if I,

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if I, if I were togo in and get diagnosed and everything else,
then you open the door for yourlife insurance to be like, well,
you should have seen our doctors,and because you didn't, we're not
going to pay out. We're notgoing to pay out your policy, which
is you know, it's not Idon't have a million dollar policy, but
I have a pretty high figure policyon my life that I got when I
had the TV show and have justcontinued it. And so yeah, I

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why would I want to compromise thatat all? Well, you know,
you bring up an interesting topic wherewe're reaching this sort of tower of Babbel
levels of info with DNA where itcould end up becoming eugenics, Like we
get all this DNA from birth andit sounds good at first, right,
Oh, you have a predilection forlung cancer. Even if you don't smoke,
you might get it. So let'streat it early and let's have keep

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an eye out for it and definitelydon't smoke obviously, and we'll sort of
map out a safe future for you. Good. Great, Oh, you're
going to be diabetic. You shouldavoid sugar eat. Well, you tell
this to like the moms when thekids a baby, and you can save
a lot of lives. Right,Oh, there's a she might have a
what's that cancer that kids always get, lymph lymphnotic whatever are you talking about?

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Non Hodgkins lymphoma. Maybe that's itnow I forget what it is.
But anyway, that disease leukemia.Yeah, yeah, it looks like your
kid's gonna have leukemia when she's aboutfour, So let's nip it in the
bud and make sure we'd cure it. Blah blah blah blah blah. Great.
Then you start having this sort ofDNA status, just like w'ere the

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social credit score. We're sort ofinadvertently developing with social media. So now
you go to the insurance company andthey say, no, thanks, you
have you're gonna die of cancer whenyou're forty. There's no way to paying
that out. And now these peoplewill be tonight insurance, health insurance or
life insurance based on their DNA.And then it gets worse. Then you

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have then you have like homophobic cultureslike India and Hispanic cultures in the Middle
East, everything gay jeans, andnow they're aboarding gay babies in the womb
because they don't want that. Imean with the Indians already doing it with
ultrasounds when they see it's a girl, they don't want a girl. So
we're already having gender side. Butsoon it's going to be homelesside I mean

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they're already the liberals already doing itwith retards ending down syndrome. So we're
getting to the point where we haveso much information that it could be a
curse for a lot of people.Yeah, I agree, And you know
that's the uh that's to me,that's like the ultimate scary thing about all
this vaccination shit is you know,if it's if we start getting to the

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point of you know, like Ibrought up the Food Fighters thing on Twitter
yesterday, I was like, well, never buy a ticket to see them
again, because you know they're nowthey're set they're doing a concert where it's
only for vaccinated people. Did yousee this, yes, So the way
you can yeah, yeah, exactlyexactly what you would have wanted out of
the drummer from Nirvana's side project isthat it's like it's like that meme you

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see of raging on behalf of themachine. Yeah, we Rage against the
Machine are currently on the same pageas Nike, as fucking every other woke
corporation. All these rebels are thesame as every corporation right now. Yeah,
they're all they're all just you know, placating to their Chinese masters.

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Yeah, they're like fucking le Bronpliers. And all these Rage against Machine
bands are woke, which is whatevery corporation is. Nike, Walmart,
Costco. They're all the same asRage against the Machine. Now, the
machine and the rage have merged,and I think the left doesn't really understand
that what they're inadvertently doing is makingpeople like you and me cool with fifty

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year old who lives in the suburbs. And now you've made me edgy,
almost against my will. And that'swhy censored dot tv has so many subs,
because it's the new punk rock.You've made it this underground thing.
I was happy to go mainstream.I was on Blaze, YouTube, Twitter,
everything, but they said no,we're gonna push you out. And
they thought that would just end meand you, but it doesn't do that

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anymore. You just keep pushing andnow you're the underground. Yeah. And
I've always suspected I would be partof the underground railroad of ideas and thought
no, But I mean, it'sjust it is. It is kind of
weird. I mean, when wewere together two months ago or whatever,
we talked about this of like,you know, when did sort of common

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sense become the new punk rock?And why is how is it that Conservatism
now is led by people like youand I who are ex musicians turned you
know, comedians, comedians or comedicauthors, comedic podcasters whatever. But the
other thing that's kind of weird islike you still see this other side of

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conservatism. It's almost like as guyslike you and I enter the conservative space.
And I talked about this with KatieHopkins when I saw her a couple
of months ago, but it waslike, but now you're also seeing this
kind of pushback from the super traditionalconservative right with people like Ben and Candis
who are like doing more pearl clutchythings of like well, we don't swear,
we don't use curse words in ourshows now, and and you know,

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it's like, I don't know whereyou stand on this, but it's
like, yeah, yes, there'sa war on masculinity, but I also
don't give a fuck. If you'rea guy who wants to wear a dress,
I don't give a shit. You'recrazy, but that's completely up to
you. Like, I don't care. You know that mainstream right is totally
rejected us too, because they're scaredof getting canceled. Yes, and I
even have people that I like thatwon't come on the show because they don't

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want to be part of this darkcult right. And it's a funny place
to stick us, you know,because we are. I mean, we're
basically the most misunderstood people in theworld these days. And where you go.
I'm just a normal suburban dad whohas normal politics. I'm a two

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thousand and four liberal. You know. Barack Obama was for boarders, it
was against gay marriage, so itwas Hillary Clinton. This was all reasonable
fifteen years ago, even like preTrump, we were pretty reasonable. I
wasn't banned from all the pl platformspre Trump. But now the Natives into
gig Allen, Yeah, and you'relike Allen and it's like Thomas soul said,

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nothing's changed. They just keep movingthe background. Yeah, look different
with this different background line. Yeah. It's um, it's it's really it's
really pernicious in the way that they'retrying to other common sense and logic,
and you know, you see ita lot with where we were talking about
the vaccination thing um. But yeah, that's the biggest concern I have over

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all of that is is why doyou why do you, meaning the general
public and the government everything want meto get it so badly? Like they
didn't respond this way to the HIVoutbreak, you know what I mean,
Like that wasn't even considered the publichealth crisis that is COVID and COVID is
a ninety nine percent recovery rate,I mean. And they also just exactly

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what I'm saying, where they getmad at a ghost of you and they
create the straw man and they go, oh, you think the government is
putting microchips in your blood? AndYou're like, I never said that.
I never said that. Don't youworry your pretty little head about that.
I just want it. They go, why not? It's easier to get
it. Even my kids last night, we're like, why don't you just
get it? It's easier. AndI'm like, what if the government said
you should you have to brush yourteeth in the morning and at night.

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Now you only do it in themorning. And then they started enforcing that
it's better for America though you'll haveless cavities, you'll have more dental health
if that's enforced. And I'm justlike, yeah, maybe I don't feel
like brushing my teeth at night.I brush them in the morning, so
then I pass out. Fuck you, yeah, same, I don't care
what's better for me and for cavitiesnationally. Fuck you stop telling me what

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to do. But I'm pretty optimisticwith the vaccine thing, because I promise
you they're going to start enforcing aballparks and everything and having these concerts,
and it's going to be that sixteenthfour year old Dominican guy who's like,
what, No, I don't Ihave a vaccine. I don't have the
database. Eat it on your phonestore and your smartphone. Well, yeah,

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I don't have a smartphone. Iphone. No, no, no,
you have to show us the UPCsymbol on your one thousand dollars iPhone
where you went online and you registeredand then you got your special code.
Like why is it you're gonna seebecause we already saw the liberals say it
with blacks right. Yes, they'retoo dumb to get id to vote,
Yeah, they don't know. Myfavorite video on the internet last year is

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that audio overlay of Joe Biden talkingabout black people not knowing how to get
IDs or where the DMV is andthe black guy dancing around a laptop like
hanging just like picking at it likehe doesn't know how to open it.
That's the foot. Now, ifyou or I directed that, it would
be the biggest piece of white supremacistpropaganda ever. But it doesn't. It
doesn't. Whoever thought of it anddid it doesn't make it less funny.

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Like if a Jewish guy had thatidea it was like, let's have a
black guy dance around a laptop likea monkey. It's not less funny than
if the black guy thought of ithimself. Well, maybe we could start
doing videos and then doing all thenormal jokes you want to do, and
then at the end go if anyonemakes a joke like this, you should
call them out. That's not acceptable. Here as a yeah, yeah,

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we just do a show of here'swhat never to do. Yeah, racist
show very much alive, for example, And then you showed the blow and
then you have to stand up andsay we don't tolerate this ship it's like
that old Nickelodeon show you Can't DoThat on Television, which was a waste
of a much much better name fora show than what the show was.
It was like a kids show,and they did a bunch of like that

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show that was from my hometown thatwas Ottawa, Canada. Um, they
invented sliming, the whole Elodian thingwhere you get drenched in slime. That
was you can't do that on televisionthose kids. Yeah, twenty bucks a
day. It's insane to basically buildthe brand of Nickelodeon for them. Yeah.
Yeah, I think it was onChebal Access and then Nickelodeon bought it.

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Yeah. Did you start eating asandwich? Yeah? Yeah, no,
not at all. Did you seethat? There was a great documentary
about the sort of the golden yearsof Nickelodeon called the Orange Years, which
you can see on like Apple TVand stuff. Did you watch that doc
No, it's really good, secondonly to the great documentary about the guy

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who created Rend and Stimpy and howsort of I almost feel like what Ren
and Stimpy did at Nickelodeon at thattime in the nineties was probably like the
early days of Vice, where therewas this sort of very like punk rock
of like, yeah, I don'tcare if this is how TV has done,
this is how we're gonna do it. I don't care if this is

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how media has done, this ishow we're going to do it. And
they sort of ran their their thinglike an island of misfits and it was
a fucking party and crazy. Imean, you know, for rend and
Stimpy being on a kid's network,it was probably one of the most sub
versive risk a shows, you know, and definitely one of the craziest animated

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shows at that time. If yougo back and watch some of the some
of the jokes they made back thenthat probably, like you know, shot
over my head when I watched itas a kid. It was a pretty
fucked up show. Didn't he getcanceled? He did because his fucking because
he started banging like a sixteen yearold internet at that show. Yeah,

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there was like a fifteen year oldgirl who was like a fan of the
show, and then he brought herin to be like an intern and then
started gruminger and banging her, youknow, kind of like somebody else we
know I got from napkins. Um. Yeah, this isn't like disturbing.

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How many celebrities have trans kids.Well, it's obviously a trend that I
think the kids are following. It'slike this, Yeah, the same number
that have the newest tesla every year. It's like I think, I think
Charlote Eastern I believe both of heradopted black kids are trans. Now.
I don't know whether she adopted themfrom Africa, where she's from, or
from America. But what does thebiological parents think about this? They gave

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the kid over because they couldn't handleit, and they wanted the kid to
have a better life. And thenthey look in the kids wearing a fucking
dress. Yeah, yeah, thatwould be that would be concerning. You
know what, maybe come back herewith us into lions. She adopted them
from Jamaica. Yeah, yeah,they go. We sent him away from

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here to get away from the aids, and now you're steering him back into
the aide. Laid him into abotti, you know, waguan. But
like Madonna and to adopt these kidsare making me or even you know that
freak who's on I think it's onTLC Jazz Jennings. Oh I did.
I used to do a bit aboutJazz Jennings, let's hear it. Uh

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God, I don't even remember whatI talked talked about, but uh fuck
I used to have a bit aboutJazz Jennings. What was that bit?
She's adopted, she's adopted whatever,and she's had full bottom surgery at a
young age, super young age.And you're like, and the mother is
making sure she uses her dildo becauseafter they make the whole, they have

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to put a dildo in there tohold the spot. Fuck sakes um and
uh? Which is which is?What? WI? Which? Which?
So you know is how I holdmy spot in everything. All my books
have dildos in them. My whereverI stop in a sandwich, I slide

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a dildo. It's a it's agreat place holder for anything. It's a
wound. Yeah, it's a wound, and wounds, uh, wounds healed.
So just like with your body isfreaking out. Obviously you just cut
your dick off, so it's desperatelytrying to fill the wound and h you
So what you do is you startout I think you started with a big

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one and then you go smaller orvice versa. And they have to stay
in for like three weeks, whichI'm sure doesn't also come with its own
set of psychological traumas. Oh mygod, I mean not so. Not
only are they making them trans,but they're also making them cunts, because
they're gonna be like the first oneI had with way bigger than that.
Apparently it smells really bad because it'sa rotting room. Of course it does.

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And as the skin keeps going,hair on the inside. And then
because it's actually outer skin, right, the hair is, yeah's outer skin,
So the hairs get worn off withfucking, and that sends hairballs deep
into the where the sort of cherMcCall is the thing at the very end
of the vagina that you touch ifyou have a big dick. Oh,

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the cervix. Cervix, Yeah,so that the hairballs get piled around the
cervix and like that if two whiteguys have only ever heard of the cervix,
I've never encountered one myself. Witha fit maybe, but I hate
services they end up having down myUrethra I did said in my existence there.

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And so you think I think theywere Syrian refugees or something, But
you think of the Syrian father who'slike cave was bombed and he goes,
Oh, well, at least Igot to my children out to a place
where they can be safe and prospectin America. And meanwhile, the fucking
boy he sat there now has runninghairballs in his cunt. Yeah? Oops,
yeah, why why don't we startreferring to these things is what they

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really are, which is zombie pussies? I mean, and it's you took
a refugee and you made him intoyour pet, like the and it's one
thing like I remember when it wasconsidered controversial to dye your dog's hair pink.
It was like, oh yeah,the dog and animal rights people didn't
like it. What about if Iget a human pet? And then I

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generally mutilated, yeah, where's pita? And and by the way, people
have a problem with white people adoptingblack kids and putting them in sports.
Okay, but what about cutting offtheir dicks? Yeah it's not a little
richer. Yeah I said that alittle. Aren't the stakes a little higher
with that second one? And becausethat is what annoys me about this fake

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cown world. You just have tosmile and say everything's fine, everything's fine,
Like when when these gay dudes therewas one in them. I think
it was a British show. Yeah, and he has a wife and kids,
and then after twenty years he goes, I'm coming out as a homosexual
and he's a hero when everyone hugshim and they love him in there that
he's so brave, and you're like, what about this poor bitch that's been

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fucking a fag for twenty years,or like Chris Jenner that well, that's
what I actually you dude, youread my mind, because I actually kind
of like the fact that Chris Jennerhas sort of been openly bitter on the
show about about the whole Bruce thing, and Chloe is like, yeah,
I'm not okay with it. I'mstill not comfortable with it, like has

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outwardly said this, and yet somehowthey're not canceled, you know what I
mean, Like they're just like,yeah, I'm I'm still not I'm still
not all the way. There wasn'tshe raped, Like I thought these well,
if Caitlyn Jenner was always a womanbut was lying, that's fucked up
that you were lying the whole timeyou won an Olympic medal, that you
better give back because that wasn't formen's that was for men's sports. Not

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women's sports. Yeah, and thenthis woman, Chris Jenner, didn't realize
she was getting reamed by a chickwith a dick for like, I don't
know how long they were together,fifteen years. No, Like if you
were funny, if you were fuckinga woman and it was dark out and
you said, oh, I haveto go get something, and then you
snuck out and a tranny came in, a chick with a dick and started
sucking your wife. You're going tojail. Yeah, that the old switcheroo,

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the switchero. That's not what shesigned up for, a switcheroo from
day one. Yeah. Yeah,that's a good question. I wonder if
that would hold up in court.It should. You know why they hate
him though, it's because he's maga. So now that of court. If
he was a gay whites activist,they'd be so proud of their brucie.

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Do you think you'll win? Iactually think he's gonna win. He's in
this weird This is why I thinkhe's gonna win. He's in this weird
or she how dare we is inthis weird place that Jesse Ventura and Arnold
Schwarzenegger were in where they if youremember, they both won recall elections,
Jesse Ventur and Arnold Schwarzenegger, whichis what this one is. And so

(27:33):
I think it's that kind of sametiming of when you have a recall election,
the very least everyone can agree thatwhat they have isn't working, and
then all you really need is sortof a charismatic celebrity to pop in.
At that point, the question isis Caitlyn Jenner a big enough celebrity,
And you could argue definitely bigger thanJesse Ventura was at the time, definitely

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not as big as Arnold Schwartzenegger wasat the time, so it's hard to
say if that's enough. You know, there's also the high school factor there
where remember in high school, you'dhave someone who was running and they had
a good policy and they wanted to, you know, have longer recess or
real stuff. And then there wasa guy who showed up and he had
two girls wearing bikinis and he said, I'm gonna have free beer for everyone,

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which is impossible for all children.Yeah, and he would always win
yeahs, and it was sort ofthe students doing a fuck you to the
whole process. I feel like withrecall elections, they're so disheartened and fucked
off with the whole thing, andthey go, you know what, fuck
you, I'm voting for Jesse MenscheraunoSchwarzenegger. Fuck you, I'm voting for

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Caitlyn Jenner. That's kind of whatTrump was. It was kind of a
fuck you to the whole system.And honestly the reason he wanted because he
was it was the first time thatcandidate had ever made it to the end
to be able to you know,to be voted in. I mean anytime
historically, they never put that thirdperson all the way to the finish line
to even be a choice. Rememberall the gloating when he started, with

(29:00):
John Oliver saying please run, pleaserun. Oh yeah, everyone, yeah,
oh yeah, and even Rachel Maddowbeing like, there's zero chance Donald
Trump as your president. Everyone's GeorgeClooney and he's like this at a press
conference, which is really irritating tostart with just this. Yeah, he's
got a Mike buy him. He'slike, Trump's not gonna win, Trump's

(29:22):
not going to be president. We'renot about being divisive, We're not about
eight, which is their stupid narrative. Of everyone they don't like, right,
and to go and replay that.After Trump got four years, which
was a lot for such a boldmove, and people talk about how petty
he is. I would have openedevery press conference for the four years of
my presidency with a clip just beforewe get into today's news. I just

(29:48):
would remind you what you all thought, and I would just play a clip
of somebody getting it wrong. Andso now that we know that you don't
know fucking anything, let me educateyou. Guys. He won twice.
What can we know. What frustratesme is like he was the funniest guy
ever and all these rebellious comedians theyhate with a passion, the funniest and

(30:10):
most irreverent president we've ever had.But where's your sense of humor? Well,
they're they're they're not rebellious, andthey're probably not really commed. You
know. It's this weird thing likeI made that. So I put that
Twitter last night about the gay doctorand some other comedian is like a local
LA guy. He's kind of likein the alt scene. He doesn't really
do the main clubs or anything.You know, he's not he's not any

(30:34):
sort of successful um. But he'spretty well known around LA and he's like,
imagine being such a homophobe that youdon't understand shapes. And I'm just
like, imagine being such a fuckingfaggot comedian that you don't understand jokes.
It's like, you know, andthis idea, and we've you and I've
talked about this a ton. It'slike what it is is um the A

(30:57):
lot of the people who became comediansor call themselves comedians were like nerdy,
unliked kids in school. Yeah,and then there are a handful or maybe
two dozen comedians of people like myselfor Louis J. Gomez or people that
were like not necessarily picked on.We were also funny, but we played

(31:18):
sports and we did other shit.We were in bands and so like,
we were never uncool, but we'realso just naturally funny fucking people who are
now stand up comedians, And sofor them, it's like getting made fun
of in Jim all over again,and you have to deal with the harsh
reality of you're not very good atthis either, you know, just because
you had your quirky, little nerdgroup of comedians who also never saw vaginas

(31:41):
until they were thirty six doesn't meanthat funnier, more entertaining, more engaging,
and more charismatic people are also inyour career path, and they have
this tremendous bitterness and resentment towards alphacomedians, people who are not afraid to
be them selves, people who arenot afraid to look stupid or look silly

(32:04):
or say the wrong things, andthey hate that because it's everything they're afraid
to do. It started with SarahJessica Parker and the show Square Pegs.
That was the first time nerds andlosers and weirdos were cool, and that
started this ball rolling. Then youhad that sort of Boston group with Janine
Garoffalo, Louis c K, DavidCross, Patton Oswald, and they were

(32:29):
a group that said Dennis Leary waspart of that too, right, Yeah,
And they had a very clear distinction. Their thing was like, just
because we're ugly nerds doesn't mean we'renot funny. We're actually funny as funny
as the cool you know, SteveMartin, Eddie Eddie Murphy, even Lenny
Bruce, you know what I mean, I know, I know, I

(32:50):
know we're hard to look at andwe couldn't lift twenty pounds, but we're
actually funny. And in the caseof Louis c k, you know,
he was right. He is oneof them. I think he's the funniest
comedian of all time. Really think. Yeah, yeah, it's hard.
It's hard to argue with that.He's so funny that when I listen to
him, I feel cool because it'spart of my generation. So I'm like,

(33:10):
ha ha Boomers with Steve Martin,we have a guy that's even better.
I'm like happy to be in hisuniverse. But anyway, and that's
so. Everything's fine up till now. Everything's fine. Up until two thousand,
everything's going great. Then the nerdsstarted getting drunk with power. You
know, power corrupts absolute, powercorrupts absolutely. The nerd contingent reached a

(33:34):
tipping point and then they started abusingtheir power. And then you had ubc
Upwade Citizens Brigade in New York gettingthis list of rules from the Ugly Fat
Loser Dike Nerds, saying if you'redoing a trans sketch, it must be
played by a trans person and thiscan happen, and this can happen,
and who you can hire and whatjokes you can make and then they started
for just like with cartoons, theway they forced themselves into the cartoon world,

(33:59):
they forced themselves to the comedy world. And you have these people now
who are there because they're female,or they're gay, or they're woke,
and they are so fucking unfunny thatit's comedic totalitarianism. I mean, they're
the uday Hussein's of comedy and they'rejust there because of the construct. It's
no meritocracy. Yeah, they're running. They're running in the post. That

(34:20):
Jewish woman with the beak nose who'srunning those slacks in her special, and
half the special is her talking abouther grandmother and how her grandmother thinks she's
beautiful. Do you know what I'mtalking about? No, I don't know
who this. I think she datedCaptain America and then dumped him because oh
oh yeah, Jenny Slate. JennySlate. Is that it Jenny Slate?

(34:43):
Yes? Yeah, And she's noteven a stand up by the way,
she's another UCB person who's been ina billion indie films and she had her
own TV show that she is perfectexample of the death of comedy. I
mean there's not one. Well,that's how I felt about the recent Bo
Burnham special. I mean, andit's funny because everyone is sucking Bo's dick

(35:07):
about that special and everyone goes,oh, it's so brilliant. Oh it's
so relevant, Oh it's so ofour time. Well you know what nobody
said, Oh it's so funny,remember it back when he was fucking funny
and he wasn't just and you know, and Tim Dillon did a really great
rant on this on his podcast wherehe was like, you know, you
know, he's just like, yeah, I'm white and I'm rich, and

(35:28):
isn't that awful? And Tim's like, Okay, well you can, you
know, just give all the fuckingmoney away. And they're like, no,
no, no, I don't wantto do that. It's like every
that's my pushback immediately with any celebritywho's like I only succeeded because of these
systems of oppression. It's great,give it all away. I'll send you
a black family. They can moveinto your home, they can take all

(35:49):
of your assets, and you canstart over on an even footing. How
does that sound? Whites? Andnobody signs up for that. You're talking
about the special where he's in hisroom, he's doing all this music.
Yes, yeah, yeah, Iwatched the first third of it. I
heard my wife laughing watching it.But I just was watching a bunch of
songs and I was like, Okay, I'm not into musicals. Yeah they're
all and all the songs are justabout depression and and you know the pandemic,

(36:15):
and um, you know, thewhole thing is supposed to be like
a mental health check on America.And it's just like but it's like,
if you're gonna do songs, right, hilarious songs, be funny. I
think we've bucked. I think we'vetalked about this before. But Tim Dillon

(36:36):
is one of these guys where hejust happens to be gay and you don't
know that unless you're sucking his dick, which is how it should be.
Like if I only fucked my wifeanally, no one should know that.
But the only distinct thing of agay sex besides I do now, Gavin,
is that these guys only fucking thebutt. Okay, that's that's strange.
But why do I know that?Why do I know that you're an

(36:58):
anal persona with Tim Dillon? Youdon't know? And when I was talking
about the cartoon, renaissance. Theguy who was behind it was a yay
rob scorcher, but that wasn't hisidentity. It's just the way he fucks.
Yeah, it's just a side.It's like a side of It's like
a little snippet of you, ofyour personality. It's none of my business.
Why are you making it my fuckingbusiness. But then you take that

(37:19):
gaijin who was hired for SNL toget their numbers up Bow and Yang,
and you're like, every fucking sketch, he's a raging queer. Yeah,
can you do anything else? Yeah? And it's and it's weird too,
because you know there is this iswhat I don't like about this new thing
of like, well, if it'sa gay character, it has to be

(37:40):
played by a gay, Or ifit's a trans character, it has to
be played by a trans. Wellyou know that that requires zero talent.
What made Robin Williams so great andMissus doubtfire is that he's not a fucking
woman. That's what makes that characterso great to watch is that he's actually
not a woman. And it alsowas hilarious because it's funny to see man

(38:00):
dressed up as a woman, becauseit's incongruous. Yeah, and it has
been the core essence of comedy forseven hundred years. I mean the original,
like Shakespeare's entire fucking does he doesthis legacy have to give all the
money back because of how transphobic itwas to have men play women and everything.

(38:21):
Well, my mom has these,She's Scottish, and they have this
thing called hen Night where it's allthe women, no men allowed, and
they get dressed up and whatever,and my dad will come down sometimes and
join them with tons of makeup onand my mom's dress and that's hilarious.
That's hilarious, dude. They aredying because he's very ugly. They are
dying laughing like mascara pouring down theirface because it's hilarious. And Caitlyn Jenner

(38:46):
is the same exact thing. Noone sees Caitlyn Jenner and sees a beautiful
woman. I mean, you canphotoshop some shit and put it in a
magazine and it looks sort of passable. I looked at her and see Brahms
Stoker's frank and puzzy as far asevery interview he's ever done when he's just

(39:08):
a regular guy with that weird soundsof the lamb's voice. Yeah, yeah
about winning. It's a transatlantic voicefrom early nineteen twenties, yeah, you
know. And he also has likeum, he also has sayings that are

(39:29):
not of this century, where he'slike, well, I shall couple of
those gals and uh, you knowthey're they're the bee's knees, and you're
just like, who is this man? What persue have you taken on you?
Mentally ill? I think what reallyhappened with him is he kind of
intoxicated by fame, which I don'tget being intoxic with him by fame,
it just means you when you walkdown the street, people bug you for

(39:50):
selfies. It sucks. But hedecided he saw his stepdaughters, uh shoot
to world renowned fame and get richtoo, I guess, and he thought
I want that, Yeah, Iwant that? How can I get that?
And he draywashed himself into thinking he'sa woman and the next thing you

(40:10):
know, this poor bastard is runningaround with tits on, pretending to be
a transatlantic fucking flapper. Well doyou almost wonder though, if it's if
it's his competitive nature to Kathlee,where they're just like, well, you'll
never be You'll never be as famousand rich as us, Bruce, because
you're a man and we're women,and everyone loves women. He's like,

(40:30):
y'll fucking shay, Dude, that'sa great serie guy. He's like,
you'll fucking shay. I'm a champion. I'll be a better woman than you.
Watch we're the most famous one inthe world, Bruce. It's something
you'll never get. That's a metalyou'll never have. Yeah, yeah,
you're waiting. She match, I'llbe shucking Ray j Stick better than you
ever could. I'll be off.California started switching into Kathy hepberd soon if

(40:57):
my Knight and shining all Oh KimKandashian I Love You show run for president
as like Benny Davis. Oh God, I can't wait. I really can't.
You know. I've been doing thisin my act where I'm just like
people. So before Caitlin officially announced, everyone was like, oh, she's

(41:22):
not a serious candidate or he's nota serious candidate. And I was like,
we live in a state where likea fucking twenty five year old white
girl will tell you walls are racistand then pull into her gated home.
She'll tell you organized religion is stupid, but she worships crystals. She'll tell
you that, you know, she'lltell you about systemic racism, and then

(41:42):
she'll tell you that dogs are She'llhave no problem with abortion, but she'll
tell you that dogs are people,and that they have feelings and that they
should be treated like human beings.I think we're ready for a chick with
a dick. I think we arethe perfect state to have a chick with
a dick serious candidate. We're nota serious state. Newsom is not a
joke. This is a guy whodidn't want Kimberly Guilful to suck his dick

(42:05):
anymore and dumped her. He's obviouslymentally ill. He looks like a Batman
bad guy. Yeah, he lookslike the real life Harvey Dent, the
real life too face. Yes,yes, yeah, well he's ruined California.
You know, it's funny. Everyonealways says that politicians are just figureheads,
they don't really have power, Butthen you get a douche in like
de Blasio or Biden or Newsom,and then you see rampant inflation, crime,

(42:31):
death suffering, and you go,maybe they do have power after all.
Yeah, because he's California bad.I mean you can't. You can't
not see it, Like if youdrive through the city at all, and
you go through Hollywood or downtown.Like when I first moved here eleven years
ago or twelve years ago, now, the only place you really saw homelessness

(42:52):
at any degree was skid row.And it was maybe by the way two
square blocks. Now it's half ofdowntown. I mean, it's everything fucking
south of sixth Street is now skidrow, with the exception of maybe the
Staples Center. That area is prettymuch pretty well maintained and policed because God

(43:13):
forbid they lose any of that money. But everything beyond that, everything beyond
Figueroa and south of six is entirelyskid row now, so it's probably twenty
square blocks um and and then aroundthe rest of the city there's not a
highway overpass that doesn't have an entiretent village living under it. Now we're

(43:34):
in the exact same boat here inNew York City, exact same boat.
There's no safe havens, there's nooasis. There's just places that are less
bad. But yeah, Madison SquareGarden, there's I counted the other day
five junkies per block, and they'refucking high as shit. There's puke everywhere.
There's blood. It's not it's notuncommon to see blood over a great

(43:58):
or just a pile of blood onthe ground. I guess when they're shooting
up they get the wrong vein orsomething. Yeah, or they or they
tear it and they set up camps. Now they have a whole living room
with chairs and stuff. It's there, it's their house. You're just visiting.
The skid row literally looks like youlet a daycare build their own fort
at recess and then they just livedin them forever. You have walk different

(44:22):
like in New York. You haveto make it clear when you're walking that
you're not a victim. Take ifyou're wearing an expensive watch, get that
off. But everywhere you walk it'slike the seventies and eighties all over again.
Where you're looking. I don't useheadphones. It's dumb to be on
your phone. Yeah, you nevershould have headphones on when you're walking through
the city. Have your head ona swivel, and just present yourself that

(44:43):
like not a victim. Because Iguarantee you if you walk three blocks,
at least three people have been scopingyou, wondering if they can take you
and get your ship. Yeah,we went to get it was like probably
middle of the pandemic. We wentto this place Fat Seals to get sandwiches
and we put an order and topick it up, and we pulled into
the parking which was along the street. There was a homeless guy kind of

(45:05):
like grazing in front of the buildingsby where we parked. And I get
out of the car and he's likemilling around behind me and I go to
the back seat to grab something outof the back seat. I think I
was grabbing a hoodie or something,and he's I can feel him milling behind
me, and I turn around andI just go get the fuck out from
behind me, and he scurried awaylike a fucking rat. But like,

(45:27):
but you're right, you have tobe assertive like that, or else the
next thing you would have done wasrun up behind me and try to fucking
steal something out of the car.Yeah, so it's like, you know,
it's like you have to let themknow that you see them and that
you're not afraid of them. Andhe hung over in New York. Yea,
when you hung over and you feelweak and paranoid, and you're like,
is Josh mad at me? Yousha call him? Did I say

(45:47):
something wrong? He didn't respond tomy text yesterday, And you're that kind
of frail of a person. Don'tgo to the city. Stay home.
You have to be ready. Bygetting off the train in New York City,
you're saying, I'm ready to dothis. Let's fucking do this.
Yeah, it's you gotta be readyto do battle like and you should presume
it's like that movie The Warriors whenyou get off. Yeah it is.

(46:09):
It is this tiny group of freakswho were picked on in high school,
who were dominating the national conversation becausethe rest of us would just rather not
deal with it. And that's amistake on our party. We have to
say, no, I am goingto deal with it. You're not teaching
CRT in my kids' school. Fuckyou, I'm fighting back. I don't
care how loud you scream. There'sa thing about Dad's where when we hear

(46:31):
screaming, we just go ah andleave the room. We have to start
screaming back because these people are goingto take over the country and the country
doesn't want them to. No,no, no common sense person wants them
to. And I don't think themothers of these children's want that either,
you know, And that's what that'swhat it's. It's so funny because you
know, who has been the mostof vocal against the war on masculinity is

(46:54):
not guys like you and I.It's fucking women, female conservatives like you.
Look across the gamut and it's likethe loudest voices in the conservative movement
now are people like you know,the other new show on Censored to Spiel,
people like Isabel Isabella Riley who arejust like, yeah, I don't
want to pussy of a man inmy life. I want men, you

(47:15):
know, actual men to be menum And you see this that you saw
the same thing with sort of likeI think Lauren Southern was one of those
in Samantha Mason is one of those. And so yeah, it's like you
you are starting to see pushback evenfrom women. For you know, and
in my childhood growing up, youknow, the fathers would always have the

(47:37):
disagreeable shit to say, and evenif the mother disagreed, she would just
sort of like keep to herself andkeep her fucking mouth shut and roll her
and then but agree in private orwhatever, and or you know, like,
oh, you don't have to makea scene. You would hear that
in private at home. Yeah,we need to make a scene. Again.
We start making a scene and it'snot going well for in a weird

(47:59):
way, Hey, the women aregoing go make a fucking scene like that.
The only the only thing my girlfriendever tells me when we encounter something,
lad is like, go ahead,go make a scene, and she'll
just be like encouraging, She go, yeah, make it. I know
you want to make a scene,Go make a scene. We mentioned Isabella
O'Reilly. They have a new showon censored dot TV called The Spiel.

(48:19):
Yeah, I'm really excited about theirshow. Lotus is another one I'm excited
about. There's certain shows where likethey'll get negative comments and they'll go,
oh, how's it going? Isit okay? And I'm like, don't
fucking listen to Like, if ifyou want advice, you get a consultant
with experience. But the less peopleaccomplish, the more they trivialize your accomplishments.

(48:42):
People even comments saying you suck havedone nothing with their lives. So
do not pay any attention to thosefucking losers. Shows like Lotus and The
Spiel and yours. I have likea two year plan for and the last
thing I'm gonna do if I opena restaurant is shut it down because someone
didn't like the fries on day one. Right. I love your show.

(49:05):
I'm glad that you spend so muchtime on it. Sometimes people just get
to the point where they're just barfingout an hour on a microphone and looking
at their watch out the time.You clearly care a lot about it,
and uh and it shows here's uhyeah, and you know, we talked
about this, and I know therewere times where you know, you might
have been a little frustrated with metaking a little extra time to get the

(49:27):
first one right. But two monthslate, yeah, it was like a
month late, but you know,like two months months, like two months
Okay, well now you said,like what are your kids? But yeah,
you know, for me, itwas a matter of like wanting to
get you know, wanting to getsomething right that's not just another podcast.
And you know, and in Middalythere's a learning curve for me because like

(49:50):
I'm not a I'm not a professionaleditor or anything like that. So I
had to learn a lot of thisshit to get it right. But I
think we finally have something that kindof, you know, for me,
feels like a throwback to um,you know, some of the TV of
the nineties, the eighties and nineties, And one of the comments on the
video is like, this feels likeit's out of the nineties. I was
like, I couldn't be more happywith you know that that feedback of like

(50:15):
yes, um, and and alsojust trying to get something to funny and
so what you know, what I'mtrying to do is, um, get
the show to a place where Ican get some technical help on to handle
all of the editing and the postproduction and that type of stuff, so
that my attention could be solely focusedon writing and doing the show and making
it funny. So you know,it will continue to grow and get there

(50:37):
and that. But that's the reasonwhy you know, I was excited to
do it with you, because Ithink you get that, you get there's
a vision to it, and youknow, you with any show, you
kind of got to hit your strideand and find your your niche and then
you know, really lean into thatthing and you know, and keep it
fresh and different, like I wantto do for this coming episode. I
want to do some Man on theStreet stuff and some different things. So

(50:59):
so you know you're always going tostick to predicting the news for the next
week, or you're gonna do differentstuff. Well, yeah, I just
said I want to do some Manon the Street stuff, and that's not
predicting the news in the Man inthe Street. No. Well, I
think my thoughts for that thing isgoing to be more like, um,
like getting other people to sort ofpredict what's going to happen, So getting

(51:20):
them to say, like or theother thing that I think would be fun
would be like pitching them things thathaven't happened yet to see if they actually
believe that they've happened. So sortof like so sort of like testing our
headline and saying, oh, didyou hear this and then seeing if they
go like, yeah, no,I could. Because the reality is as
crazy as these predictions are, alot of them are likely to come true.

(51:42):
Yeah I hear by predict that Bidenwill will find a there'll be a
thirteen year old black girl come tothe White House and she will be there
because her father was shot and it'ssupposed to be a serious thing, and
he'll go, oh, the kneehigh sucks you. You look really really,

(52:04):
You're going to be a real heartbreaker. One day, this kid's a
knockout, and then everyone's going tobe disgusted. And then he's gonna call
it. He's gonna say, oops, I made a lolly gaffer, and
no one will know what that willmeaning. If I could go farther than
a week, I hearby predict thatinflation will get so bad the only thing
that we'll get us out of arecession is a war. So we will

(52:27):
have a war with China where onehundred thousand American soldiers will die and maybe
like a million Chinese. And thenI, which is sort of like ten,
it's like a neigh It's like aneighborhood for them. I also predict
COVID will go away by September.Everything will be one hundred percent gone.
And then as it gets closer andcloser to the election, they will discover

(52:51):
a new strain, and by thetime twenty twenty four rolls around in its
election time, this deadly virus willclaim more lives than the first COVID.
Of course, there'll be no cancerdeaths or flu deaths, or car accident
deaths or hard COVID two and thenthe only way we can we can vote

(53:12):
is through mail in ballots, andBiden will win again. Yeah. Isn't
it interesting that Trump's Facebook band justhappens to line up perfectly with election day
where they're like, it's it's it'sgoing to be precisely this many years and
you go, oh to prevent himfrom campaigning for people at the midterms.
Got it. Isn't it funny howthe easiest way to commit voter fraud is

(53:36):
also the only way we're allowed tovote. Yes, I would say,
precisely, and Trump will run aspresident, Descantis will be his VP,
he will win by a landslide,and Biden will take the presidency by cheating.
Again. I think you're pro Ithink you're ninety six and a half
percent correct on that. What doyou think? I gotta get your opinion

(53:59):
on this thing. What do youthink about this? I don't know if
it's even a conspiracy theory, butthe idea that somebody floated that he should
run for Congress, unseat Pelosi asthe speaker and impete move articles of impeachment
against Biden and Kamalo. That wouldbe great. It's a funny notion.
But the thing about Trump in theWhite Hoose is everyone hates him. Republicans

(54:22):
hate him. You got two percentof the votes in Washington, DC because
they know he's there to drain theswamp and that means Republicans get fired if
they suck, So they don't wanthim there either. People would away say
to me, They're like, whyare you whiny? Your guy won,
And I'm like, no, theking is in the castle and the entire
monarchy, the entire castle is plottinghis death. He has a sort of

(54:45):
Democles hanging over his head every day, so he's not really winning. Yeah,
the Rhinos are twice as terrified ofTrumps as the Democrats are because he
blows their cover and shows that they'reactually not even conservatives, yes, and
that they're not legislating or governing inany sort of conservative way. So yeah,

(55:06):
I think De Santis is definitely themove. I think that that's that's
the writing has been on the wallfor that now since Trump left the White
House, and De Santis is definitelypushing thing. But you know what I
think is amazing is every person inCalifornia, and maybe it's like this in
New York. Every person I talkedto in California was like, man,
I wish we had a governor likeRhonda Santis. Really like everyone that I

(55:27):
keep in mind my circles become moreconservative in the last couple of years.
But everyone that I talk even thepeople that I think are pretty um centrist,
are like, well, you know, the guys obviously knows what the
fuck he's doing, and you know, he hasn't passed anything that people don't
think is common sense, like thatmost people don't want men fighting women in
sports, controversial view for anything otherthan the one percent of fucking trans people.

(55:53):
That's okay. Yeah, Well he'sa rock star in New York,
in New York State with everyone Iknow. But that doesn't mean that Kumia,
that doesn't mean won't get elected.Oh my god, Governor Anthony Kumia
sounds really fucking He is of theright ethnicity to get If he was the
governor of New York, they wouldbe like the First Testament. It would

(56:15):
just be fire. The entire communitieswould be destroyed with bombs, and New
York would be a much better place. It would be so much better.
It would be like pre Juliani NewYork, Right, what was it?
Was it? Who was the bestone? Was it Ducaucus? Or who
was the best? Who was themayor? That? Uh just made was

(56:37):
like with New York the glory daysreversed everything. Ed Koch was cool because
he was That's what I was thinkingof, because what kind of got it
started? Right? Ed coach wasa cheap skate. He was a fag
and a cheap skate and uh,and that's what New York needs. New
York needs to cut corners and stopall this ridiculous spending, but it also

(56:59):
needs on order and Ed Koch wasn'tgreat on that. David Dinkins was terrible.
He didn't do anything. But Julianniecame along and he just started.
He busted everyone who jumped a turnstyleand we went, what are you doing,
dude, It's not a big deal. It's two dollars. And then
the next thing you know, realestate starts going up. Those guys who
jumped the turnstyle had guns in theirpockets and were on their way to a

(57:21):
murder. And enforcing small laws endedup preventing big crimes, and in in
the early odds up until Bloomberg andincluded Bloomberger was just writing his coattails.
The place, like Disneyland was thesafest place. I would walk around Times
Square three in the morning nude withone hundred dollar bills taped to my body.

(57:42):
Now you can't. You can't walkaround with a dollar in your pocket
at noon on a Friday in TimesSquare. Yeah, it's actually lysic it's
yeah, it's bad. It's it'sdefinitely bad. I remember being up there
when I did Kumia at the endof March, and I was like,
I would never live here. Likeeven if even if it was like you
could go be a writer on SNLand make a couple hundred thousand a year,

(58:06):
I wouldn't do that job. Likeyou. When I walk around New
York and I did this with mydad and now I do it when he's
not even here, I pretend I'min Zimbabwe or Nigeria or Cameroon like dad,
I'm basically in New York City likethis. I know you think it
sucks that I moved to Africa,but this place is basically as good as
New York. It's not a shitwhole country. Look, there's skyscrapers.

(58:29):
I mean, sure there's a guylying there covering blood and someone selling sunglasses
on a blanket, but it's stilljust like New York City. I just
picture you fulfilling your full Nigeria experiencewith just shirtless with a pickaxe and the
Diamond District just hammering it assphalt.I'll get them out of there for you.
The juice. It wouldn't be remotelyunusual to be walking around like that.

(58:52):
They need the boors. That's theonly future for New York City,
helf Low. It's perfect. Whenthe world down, down, Down,

(59:13):
will down. Who will you wait