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Hello everybody for Beverly Hills, California.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
This is Ted Bell here at Tensive Beverly Hills in
Beverly Hills, California, and we're Intensive Beverly Hills. I'm Ted
Bell and.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Jay and Jay Sattos.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Is joining us today here at Ted to Beverly Hills
in Beverly Hills, Gallow I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Let me just see you know, I got it. Let
me decision.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I want to say that, folks, I have had I
want to just say something. I've had a very difficult
time here of the last the summer months. We're not
very kind to Ted Bell and we had some promotions that.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Are you sure you want to talk about this? Yes,
I am sure.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
We had some promotions that, quite frankly, were an absolute disaster.
But I am here with you folks today, and I
thank you for joining us. This is one of a
series of roundtables we do here at ted'son Beverly Hills
in the community interest We're going to have with us
today Jay Santos of the Citizens' Auxiliary Police.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
And then I guess later on what are we doing?
Later on we got Phil Henry. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Later, mister Henry's back at the studio. Phil Henry's back
at the studio. He'll be talking to Art Griego.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
The theme of today's for all of you good people
here in Ted's of Beverly Hills. Here at Beverly Hills,
they already know where the restaurant is at Teds of
Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
The theme of the show today.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Is weather, the inclement weather, the terrible hurricane that we
have in South Florida are in Florida, and how Jay
Santos would deal with that and the citizens auxiliary police,
and also how Art Griego would fly into it.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Is that it Yeah, it's Art Griego would fly like
if I got.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Art Griego is going to be talking to Phil about
flying in that kind of weather, especially hurricane chasing.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh, hurricane chasing.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
All right, But first I want to introduce, ladies and
gentlemen to you a guy that we know very well,
a man who's been on our show before and a
man who's been on Phil's show before. He is gracing
the stage here at Teds of Beverly Hills for the
very first time to talk with us about this weather
in Florida and dealing with the safety matters that it resents,
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dealing with getting to people and helping people, and how
we can all try to help each other here in
the middle of this employment weather that's happening here at
the global warming and so on, and so for ladies
and gentlemen, mister Jay Santos, Jay Satos of the Citizens of.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
A Xuri Police, thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Thank you, Ted, you're Jay.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, No, I know that. I want to thank all
of you for stopping in here at ted to Beverly Hills.
It's my great pleasure to be here. It's been a tough,
tough three or four years since we've had some atmospheric
rivers flowing through California, and as I've taken a little
(05:47):
little bit of heat. I was featured on mister Henry's
One Man Show.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And what did you think of that?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
What I thought of it was? You know what, I'll
say this, It's great if you like having your pan
pulled out in front of about two hundred people. What
do you think about that?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well, is there anything positive about it?
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Well?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Was there anything positive about it? I tried to tell
everybody at the show there and wherever I go, whatever
I do, and wherever I am and whatever I do,
I try to tell people that we're here to save lives, citizens, songs,
very police.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Well, let's let's talk to Jake.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
You've taken an awful lot of heat for your methods
that are very controversial. We don't want to get into
Peep Tom or Tom Peep or any of that stuff. No,
I don't and giving people citations for wearing what you
call thong official when the women are their butts are okay,
when I can do that, Well, you're talking about it
being officially nude. Yeah, no, we're not gonna talk about that.
We want to talk about today Leadi and gentlemen are uh,
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our efforts at say the lives. That's the most important
thing I think we can do.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, So Jay, let's let's
get back into the conversation regarding how you.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You explained it the other night on the show, how
you like to assess the situation?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Now, that was the atmospheric.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
River in Los Angeles where you were in your home
you saw a woman in a car.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I think I explained that.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
No, I know that.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
But let's talk about.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
What you would do in a hurricane and what you're doing,
specifically you and the citizens Uxury Police to deal with
Hurricane Milton. Thank you very much, Ted. Hurricane Milton is
probably going to be one of the strongest hurricanes what
has ever had, what has ever had?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Been? Sorry, is that dumb tongue.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
No, it's not dumb tongues, it's nervous.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I just love to look nervous. Hurricane Milton is one
of the strongest hurricanes we've ever had. But I want
to assure everybody that when j. Santus and the citizens
Uxury Police go out and deal with a dangerous situation
where there are lives to save, where there are lives
on the line and their hurricane, if you will, is
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a person that thinks is gonna pull my pants down,
is never gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Not never.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
And two, when you talk about the hurricane, you're talking
about the citizens auzebe Police together doing the job.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
That is exactly right. We're not gonna have no hurricane
pull our pasts down. Yeah. You talked at the show
the other night about how some of these women that
you were dealing with at the beach who were had
no wonderwear on or whatever it was.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
It was the thong bathing suit.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, the thought you said, one of them pulled your
pants down?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
They did. This is what we encounter when some people
think that I don't have the authority and they come
up behind me and they yank my pants down.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
You said, sometimes you're not wearing underwear.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
All right, we don't need to get into that. We
don't need to get in Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Now, it's sometimes. Now there were a couple occasions where
I was not wearing underwear and yet I dealt with it.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I dont want it pulsing it.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
So under the Hurricane Milton.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Under Hurricane Milton. So what we have decided to do
Citizens Auxiliary Police is I've taken a look at the bandwidth.
I've taken look at the winds now. We have the
Florida Auxiliary Gator Brigade.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
That is the Florida Sister Agency.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
That is the.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Florida Sister Agency, the Citizens AUSII Police. The Florida Auxiliary
Gator Brigade has already spread out. They have fanned out
across the state and they are getting ready at a
minute's notice to aid people in evacuation, to aid people
in getting clean, good cleans, you know, fresh cool, drinking
water some of the can you know, to try to
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get some ice, some ice drinking water if possible, or
ice tea.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
What do you mean by iced tea? Are you well?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'm just saying, you know, where they're at the to
get people what they need in terms of a fresh
to get a fresh you know, a fresh drink. Well,
you're getting water, Yeah, we're getting water. We also stand
at the ready to help people evacuate, to transport people
to higher ground, to a drier areas. We're there to
help with homes that may become compromised in terms of
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the windows or doors. We can help out that way.
But mostly the citizens of Uxury Police is there. We're
there because we won't say lives, and that's what it's
all about.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
That all right, Yeah, very good, Jake.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Jay to that and a lot of people have talked
about the show the other night where you were talking about.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
How you do assess before you.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Move in and in the instance of that woman that
was in front of your house in her car that
was being flooded, LA fire got there first.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
All right, well, this is something people. I'll tell you
what am I right? Orm I wrong? Folks, And I'm
not saying you, miss Gray. I'm just saying that people
if they can get up behind you and hook their
thumbs in your belt and pull your pants down, they're
gonna do it in the Miss Nights.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, well, th Gray's not doing it.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
No, I know you're not doing that, Miss Gray. I'm
saying that that's what happened the other night. What I
want to say is this, we have assessed the situation
with Hurricane Milllan, and we will be flying to We're
gonna fly somewhere where it's not Florida because they've got
a hurricane going on there.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Well, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Drive in?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
We're gonna we're probably gonna fly to Mississippi or maybe
to Atlanta, and then we will drive down as far
as we can go as we assess if the winds
get too heavy.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
But you mentioned a lot of times, mister Santos, that
it may get hairy.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, if it gets a little hairy.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
And what does that mean.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Well, all I'm saying is we're gonna go in. We're
gonna rescue people. We as I said the other night,
where there's trouble, a lot of people run away, Sissons
Auxerich police goes it.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
We go.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, we go right at the trouble. If let's say
you're trouble, Bud, this is me coming at you. Okay, Yeah,
did that did scare you?
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Not?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Really?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
You know, well imagine just never mind, Just.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Pretend it did, Bud. Okay, Ah, so we'll come at you.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
We'll be driving in from Atlanta, myself, Subcommander will have
two cars. We'll have five subcommanders each plus myself to
Brigadi your Amoral Prus Major Els Newton, which would be
twelve people. Now, is that the entire compliment of the
Citizens Xury Police? Is that the one?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Is that the entire compliment?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I didn't Is that the number of people?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Oh? Yeah, yeah it is. That's the total number of
this that we have ten sub commanders. I'm a Brigadi
your Admiral, and we also have adri Els Newton.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
And you'll be driving in from Atlanta.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, people will.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
If you see two cars and you you see a
whole lot of pith helmets in each car, and we'll
all be wearing shit aids. It's the Citizens Auxury Police.
We'll also have signs magnet signs on the side of
the cars that say Citizens Auxury Police, Southern California. And
we'll be rolling in. Now, does George Does the State
of Georgia have a auxiliary police? Yes, yes, it has
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the Georgia Unlimited Police Squad Platoon.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
What is that again?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's the the Georgia Unlimited Police Squad Platoon. It's like
the Citizens Auxury Police, only it's Georgia only. It's basically
it's ilant it's Atlanta.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
All right.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Jay Santos is with us, and uh, we'll get some
questions here from the audience.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Go ahead, sir, mister satos Hi Hi, sir.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Uh what you said the other night that if it
gets it was too hairy, you pivot and you go
back for more chicken broth. Well, okay, what we do,
and I'm glad you asked that question, sir. Thank you
very much.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah. What we do is we assess the situation and
I will do a one eighty pivot. I'll walk back
to my wife. I'll have her hit me again with
some chowder. I'll pivot again.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Well, what do you mean by pivot, sir? Let let
him answer the question.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, let him answer the question. What I mean is
I do a military turn. The foot goes behind me
and then I go, Yeah, I just turn. I twist.
I twist what we call twivel. I don't know how
it's done. They do it in the military, and we
do it the way they the way it looks like
they do it.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Okay, and so we pivot.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I get more chowder, I go back. All right, But
when you get to Florida and the people are in
the storm.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Then we're gonna park. What are we gonna do. We're
gonna park the car. We'll look and see if anyone
needs transportation out of the area. We're gonna set up
a tent where we've got a good stove going. We've
got brought we we'll have we'll have beef broth and
bean broth.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Well this broth.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Is this an outdoor kitchen for all of the people,
for all of what people, all of the people you'll
be saving.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
It's primarily, No, it's gonna be primarily. We'll have a
tent set up where we'll bring people back. We'll give
them ice, water, and we have mints. You have mints,
that's right. Look, the big the biggest job the citizens
under police can do is to say lives. Okay, mince,
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so so what some of these people haven't had a
thing to eat weeks.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
So the first thing you've give them is a mint.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
It's what we have. What we're gonna bring with us
is just basic caloric content. Okay, Well, there must be
something other than mince.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
We've got.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
We've got loaves of bread, mints, whatever we got, whatever
we can bring with us. From cal from California, and
we're gonna bring with us, so we will set.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Up our tent.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
What am I sitting on a beef broth?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
What about giving people to beef broth.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
The beef broth and then the and the clam and
the chowder and the corn chowder is for us. It's
for the citizen juxury police. We need that as a
way of a brain foods we can assess and make
a clear determination as to what we need to do
to relax and get ready to go. As I said,
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go right out the trouble, you know, relax, go right
at the trouble. Like you said, we just go, yeah,
right at the trouble.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Okay, yes, yeah, we got it.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
You guys act like.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
It's no like anything. You just say okay. Then what then?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
We then, as I say, if there's extra, if there's
a man handler stew left over, we'll have that. Then
we go to the people and we go do you
need a lift? Well?
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Where are these people?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Most of them are probably out of their homes. They're
wrapped in towels and blankets. They don't have any transportation.
We go along, we pick them up, We bring them
back to the tent where you have mints and water.
We have mints. Oh boy, we have mints. We have bread.
What I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
It seems to say that you guys are having the
broth and you're giving people mints and bread.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
We have a lot of stuff that we're gonna give them. Okay,
how's this donuts? That any good?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Well it's not as good as oh yeah, sure, yeah,
it sounds pretty good to me. Yeah we got donuts.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, so we're gonna have a lot. And then we
take those people. We transport them to the shelters, We
transport them to other areas where they may have another residence.
We get them away from the dangerous areas.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Do you do any work on automobiles?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Do you help people? Well, we'll we'll help. We'll toast
some of the cars out of the area. After a
quick assessment, every single act the decisions Auxury police is
gonna do in Florida, we will first assess. That means
we triple C assess, triple C move in. Yeah, that's
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how the citizens are police works in any situations.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Can you define what triple C is?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Triple C is cup of corn chowder, assess cup of
corn chowder. New then all right with every you have
corn chowder, well, corn chowder we have.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I don't why you're making a big deal out of it.
It sounds it doesn't sound I'm not this juvenile.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
But you can see bell and.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Uh and but bell.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Oh man, it's my restaurant. Hey, folks, what do you
think about Margaret Gray calling me bell?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Do you think she has the right? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Thank you ladies and gentlemens.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
So what's the problem.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Well, you're talking about corn chowder. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
We got it.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
It's a family show. Oh yet, Oh my god, you're
talking about here?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
So all right, so you get so you guys, you
guys load up on corn chowder.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yes, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Man? It sounds very it sounds graphically.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Sexual talking about suck guys.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
All right, and thank you very much, Jay saidos.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Here's another question. Hello Jay, my name is Davin, and
I wanted to just ask you. Was that lady okay
in front of your house, the lady that was getting
flooded out of her car? She was the la fire
came on lapd Well, what did you do as you watch?
But did you continue eating the bru, I think you
said you.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Were having a clam chowder.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
My wife hit me again with the clam chowder. Yeah,
So did you ever really do anything other than pivot
back from more? I pivoted. I had the clam and
I had corn chowder. I pivoted back. Do you gain
any extra strength from corn chowder? I don't understand the question, sir. Well,
you guys, you eat corn chowder. You assess you eat
corn chowder. And I wonder if there's anybody here in
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the audience that finds that almost almost sexually perverse in
a way.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
You see it too?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
What is sexually perverse?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Everything with corn chowder is all I'm saying. All right,
Is that your question, sir?
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, that's my question.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
All right.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Well, let me clear something up for all you good people.
I'm Jay Sanders the Citizens Auxury Police, along with ten
officers of the Citizens Auxury Police, myself Major Elvis Newton.
We're going down to Florida. We're gonna assess, we will
have a tent setup. Yeah, and if I feel like
having some clam chowder, if I feel like having corn chowder,
you better believe I'm gonna be faced deep in a
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mug of that shit statistic to belief.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Wow, what your long?
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Good?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Please?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
We'll out just sick of it, and I'll tell you
something else too.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I'll tell you something else as a citizen, a citizens
auxury police officer. No one's gonna come up and pull
my pants down.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
You want to say, all.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Right, Jay, So what I'm getting here, I think of
the audience as getting is that you are going to
go down to Florida. You're going to help people find shelter.
You're gonna help people find transportation. You're going to give
them a warmth. You have mince bread, we have mint
red donuts. We're gonna have milk milk for the kids.
We'll have soft drinks. Uh, what are you going to
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share any of the clam or corn chowder with people?
You know, we get that question every year that we
are doing this kind of emergracy work, and I just wonder,
what's that about? Anyway? You know?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
No, I mean, why wouldn't you share it?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Why wouldn't I share it? We sit and relax and assess.
It's the one time in my life that I can
get away from things. You can get away from things, Sit,
eat some corn chowder and no one's pulling your pants down.
That's exactly right. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Jay Sadas
of the Citizens like Zurich Police. I want to thank
Jay for being with us. I also want to thank
(21:43):
I want to thank all of you. Phil Henry is
back at the Phil Henry Show studios. This is Ted Bell.
What is that Ted Bell here? From Ted's and Beverly Hills. Then,
thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Fucking the MIC's still alive.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
But the mic is live Ollie.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Thanks all right, anybody, We'll be right back this Jay
Santas with the Citizens Auxury Police reminding you that a
backstage passed to the Phil Henry Show allows you to have.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Access to all the shows that Jay Santis and the
Citizens Auxury Police was on. So you can listen without
no bias, without being prejudiced, without being told what to
do and how to do it. You can listen to
the shows that I was on, and you can determine
for yourself that at no time did we allow anyone
to be in harm's way. At no time did we
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allow anybody not to be saved. No time did we
not be looking out for the protections and the rights
of the citizens of southern California. And I find it
pretty low that mister Henry, every time I want a
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At Phil Hendryshow dot com. Get a backstage pass. Keep
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Jay's pants on.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Now back of the studio? Is it Phil Henry I
in El Pacibi or Phil Henry's.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Thanks very much, Bud, everybody at Ted's Beverly Hills, thank
you for filling in and interviewing Jay Satos for us.
It was an important interview to be done because we
had an awful lot of people who are simply a
little bit of goog at a gas at Jay's methods.
I know this has almost been like a Jay Sato's
week and with me is general Shaw. You came immediately
(23:23):
over from Ted's Beverly Hills. Yes, I did. You got
here pretty fast?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah, well that's what I do.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Let me ask you, are you still out there breaking
the speed limit? Let me tell you something, Phil, if
there's no cops around, and there aren't any cops around,
I don't think I'm breaking any speed limit.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Well, if it says register you know limits, the speed
limit is fifty.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Five, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I see guys going eighty ninety one hundred miles an
hour out there. There's no police presence on the freeways
of southern California. Well, I know that that's bull crap
because I see them all the time. You don't see
them all the time. You notice them when you do
see them, but you don't see them all the time.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Well, there's more.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
You think there's more cops out there since the pandemic
kind of began to fade away a little bit. Yeah,
there's more cops out there. I realize what you're saying.
I don't want to get a big discussion. I realized
what you say. There's not as much police presence as
there was. But I don't think that. I don't think
it's safe.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
When I got over here, did I did?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
General Shaw got from Ted's Beverly Hills over here to Ventura.
It took you about twenty minutes. That's hauling ass.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
That's right, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
On the program Todays, you know, we had Jay and
we were talking about what he does. There's very, very
seriously in clement weather down south in my old stomping
grounds in my old home state of Florida, where I
had a big part of my career took place, and
where Jackie lives, you know, and she's down there dealing
with Hurricane Milton. Now what is she doing? She boarding
(24:47):
up things. Well, what she's doing is she's doing all
the due due diligence that homeowners do, you know, making
sure the windows are secure, making sure she has drinking.
What I said to her, I said, and I mentioned
this in the pre show. I offered a fly her
to California, you know, just to get away from it,
just to get away from it. Yeah, and she said no, no,
because she's got animals to take care of, and she
(25:07):
doesn't want to be away from her home. She wants
to make sure that it's okay. And the thing about
Jackie is she's lived through a lot of hurricanes, you know,
because she was in television news and she's lived in
Florida for good, god over forty years now. She's originally
from Sacramento. That she decided, no, man, I'm going to
stay here and see it. I'll probably be on the
(25:29):
phone with her. What is this Today's Tuesday. Yeah, the
storm is supposed to hit Florida. I mean, the bulk
of the storm's supposed to hit Florida tonight. I mean,
it's gonna slam into Tampa. It's a freaking It was
a category five in the middle of the Gulf, and
I think it's less than to a four, and I
think it's going to be a With luck, it'll be
down to a three by the time it gets into
(25:51):
the middle of the state and then who knows, you know.
But yeah, it's definitely not anything to trifle with. So
we had Jay talk about that and kind of clearing
up a lot of stuff. There was a lot of
misgivings about, you know, what he does with the citizens
auxilury police, A lot of confusion with me from Santa Monica.
Now is Art Riego.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Art is a.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Former commercial pilot does some private freight and passenger hauling
now and I wanted to ask you Art about flying
in this kind of weather because you know, like I said,
I'd offer to fly Jackie out here ahead of the storm.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Yeah. I understand that, Phil, And I know you have
mentioned having flown out of Florida in the tropical storm conditions.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah, I did back in the ninety five.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Yeah, pilots do it. They do it all the time.
We fly at all kinds of weather. There's certain weather
that you don't want to trifle with. I don't think
you don't want to say, well, I think I'll just
fly right into the center of a tornado or something.
We just don't know what to do that. But there's
in clement.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Weather and what do you guys do?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Do you just fly above the clouds?
Speaker 6 (26:58):
Yeah? Generally you try to get above the weather and you,
you know, mark a course. I'm above the weather. Now,
I'll vector out and I'll head on a heading that's
away from the winds and the storm, and you try to,
you know, adjust the altitude to get away from it.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Now, when you are flying, and you have said art
that you know, and much to the to the surprise
and to the to the annoyance of other pilots, you
say that you pilots don't really know how a plane flies.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Well, to the annoyance of what pilot.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
The pilots that I've talked.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
To, well, feel like, let me tell you something. Every
pilot knows how to fly a plane. I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying how the plane gets up in the
I don't want to get in with you and I
have talked about this before. No we have.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
But what I want to do is take that information
that you have about how you're not really sure how
a plane flies, you just know how to fly it.
How do you fly a plane in the middle of
a storm or trying to get away from a storm
like a hurricane?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Milton, Well, what you do?
Speaker 6 (27:59):
I every pilot that flies isn't really sure how the
plane gets up in the air. Okay, and you're.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Sticking with that one.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Who's that?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, General Shaw, you're sticking with this, this notion that
they don't know why the plane flies.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
General Seaw, do I tell you how to throw a
hand grenade into a hut full of women and children?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I had to kick your ass around the block.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Wait a minute, Wait, that's uncalled for it.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
What an asshole?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Man?
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Well, I've got you're always breaking my chops about this stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
I'm asking you.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I'm asking you a question I think as a valid question,
and that is, are you really trying to get us
to believe that pilots don't know why planes fly?
Speaker 6 (28:39):
I don't care what you believe. How about that?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Okay, let's just be friends here, do you mind?
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Well?
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Like Kay is always chill, I.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Know what the guy's always did. And in general, I
understand what you're saying. I happen to agree with the general,
but we won't go down that road. When you're flying
and you're flying in a tropical storm or you're flying
in a hurricane, how are you dealing with that when
you say that pilots don't know how it is that
planes get up in the air. They just know how
to fly.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
What you're doing, Phil is you're just using your mind
over what is really not an intelligent system. But some
people Hurricane Andrew, Hurricane Milton, Hurricane Helene, Hurricane Ian. We
give these things names, and we fool ourselves into thinking
that they have that they have actual personalities and brains.
(29:25):
You know, Oho, Milton's gonna turn this way, and Milton's
going to do that. We fake ourselves into believing we're
dealing with an intelligent being.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I you're serious.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Are you serious about that?
Speaker 6 (29:36):
Yes? I'm serious about that. Yes, I'm serious. But will
take a look at all the Abduce coverage. Hey, Milton's here,
he's doing this, and he's doing that. What it does
If you, gentlemen, would just go with this, because I
happen to know what it does is it creates a
mindset in a lot of pilots that this is not
just a weather system, This is a person. If you'll
(29:56):
forget my language, Phil, go ahead, this is a person
trying to fuck with.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
What are you so angry about?
Speaker 6 (30:03):
Three guesses?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
All right, look, Art, we're sorry.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
We're sorry about doubting what you say is the reality
of pilots. And I did give you the freedom to
use that language, but I wish I hadn't.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
I understand, but I just you know, you get these
pilots think that a that a weather system is there
to best with their minds and to make them look
like one hundred yards of asshole.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
All right, So how do you deal with that?
Speaker 6 (30:31):
How do I deal with it?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
You're talking about a hurricane where they that has a
personality and and uh and and in the mindset is
it's a it's a man.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
The mindset is it's an intelligent being. What I do
is I get up in the air. I know I'm
headed toward a weather system that's a hurricane or a
tropical storm. It has a name, maybe it's hurricane or
tropical storm Bob, or hurricane or tropical storm Gordon. Like
the one you flew into philled and I simply grabbed
the yoke with both hands. I realize that I've got
(31:00):
this storm to deal with. I look straight ahead at
the coming storm system, and I just tell it in
my mind, I tell it, you are nothing to me.
You are not going to impede my travel tonight. You
are not going to impede the travel of the passengers
that I have entrusted to me. You aren't nothing. You
(31:23):
aren't nothing. And then I moved and we go on,
We go on our merry way. That way.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
What is that that you did?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Did there at the end, It's just.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
It's like a war call. I'll say to the hurricane,
I want nothing to do with you. Get away, get
away from me.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Ahhh okay, So are you putting yourself in a kind of.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
A frame of mind.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
Yeah, it's a frame of mind where you are saying
to the hurricane, good for you. You're one hundred and
eighty mile per hour winds and all of that. You know,
I'm not impressed with you. You know what I do. Let
me tell you what I believe.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
You know.
Speaker 6 (32:01):
I do with all of your with all of your
vaunted features, mister hurricane, I blow my nose right into
whatever it is you think you are. Ah, and you
do this throughout the trip?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
All right? So are you sitting in the cockpit doing this?
Speaker 6 (32:17):
Look? Phil, you know in general, you guys are wasting
my time if you want to sit here and break
my chop.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
No, no, no, we're just we're asking this. We're not pilots.
This is a very unusual procedure. I'm willing to believe
you what I wanted to believe you, Aret, I've just
never heard of anything like this.
Speaker 6 (32:32):
Well, it is the what I do. It's what a
lot of pilots, It's what a lot of pilots ought
to do.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Do you know other pilots to do this?
Speaker 6 (32:38):
I don't know, Phil, It's what I do. Here comes
a hurricane one hundred and eighty miles an hour. You
know what I do with all of your power and strength,
mister hurricane, mister hurricane, I blow my nose. I take
you and blow my nose into you.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
So those are the words you use, You say, I
take you and I blow my nose into you.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Yeah, and then you go, ah, I.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Do it better than you did.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
General, all right, I get the general idea. Our RIEGO
is our special guest, a pilot who's talking about flying
into hurricanes, flying into tropical storms. And again, you are
a pilot who tells us that pilots don't really know
how it is that planes get up in the air.
You just know that they do.
Speaker 6 (33:23):
We know that they do. Let me tell you something, Phil,
We know how to fly them. We know how I
could fly an airplane excuse my language, Phil, right up
the ass of a camel and out his mouth, and
not one person would wake up from their nep That's
how good I am. So then when I say that
here comes the storm and wait.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Wait, and you go, yeah, what's that do? Does the
storm get scared?
Speaker 6 (33:44):
Run away?
Speaker 3 (33:48):
What'd you say?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
No, I'm gonna let you go.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
Art, you you do that, you let me go. I
come out of your program every time, Phil, and I
try to tell you the reality for pilots, And you
got this general Shaw speaking of blading your nose into
a man's pride, blowing your nose into a man's into
a man's self esteem, blowing your nose directly into a
man's career experience. That's Galen Shaw right there.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
I'm sorry, all right, I didn't mean to do that.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
Oh you did. You took my self esteem, You took
my career experience. You took them many years that I've
been flying. You put them up to your nose and
you blew your nose into them.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
You laughing.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
Maybe this is it still.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Because I really urk griego uh A pilot, Yeah, pilot
and Jackass on The World Famous Phil Henry Show. Will
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Speaker 3 (34:47):
I want to thank Ted.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Bell for making available Teds of Beverly Hills tonight for
his interview with Jay Santos. Thank you Margaret and Bud
for holding the fourth down there at Teds and Beverly Hills.
Thank you General for hauling ass over here and helping
me out from the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
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Speaker 2 (02:51):
Hello everybody for Beverly Hills, California.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
This is Ted Bell here at Tensive Beverly Hills in
Beverly Hills, California, and we're Intensive Beverly Hills. I'm Ted
Bell and.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Jay and Jay Sattos.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Is joining us today here at Ted to Beverly Hills
in Beverly Hills, Gallow I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Let me just see you know, I got it. Let
me decision.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I want to say that, folks, I have had I
want to just say something. I've had a very difficult
time here of the last the summer months. We're not
very kind to Ted Bell and we had some promotions that.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Are you sure you want to talk about this? Yes,
I am sure.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
We had some promotions that, quite frankly, were an absolute disaster.
But I am here with you folks today, and I
thank you for joining us. This is one of a
series of roundtables we do here at ted'son Beverly Hills
in the community interest We're going to have with us
today Jay Santos of the Citizens' Auxiliary Police.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
And then I guess later on what are we doing?
Later on we got Phil Henry. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Later, mister Henry's back at the studio. Phil Henry's back
at the studio. He'll be talking to Art Griego.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
The theme of today's for all of you good people
here in Ted's of Beverly Hills. Here at Beverly Hills,
they already know where the restaurant is at Teds of
Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
The theme of the show today.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Is weather, the inclement weather, the terrible hurricane that we
have in South Florida are in Florida, and how Jay
Santos would deal with that and the citizens auxiliary police,
and also how Art Griego would fly into it.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Is that it Yeah, it's Art Griego would fly like
if I got.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Art Griego is going to be talking to Phil about
flying in that kind of weather, especially hurricane chasing.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh, hurricane chasing.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
All right, But first I want to introduce, ladies and
gentlemen to you a guy that we know very well,
a man who's been on our show before and a
man who's been on Phil's show before. He is gracing
the stage here at Teds of Beverly Hills for the
very first time to talk with us about this weather
in Florida and dealing with the safety matters that it resents,
(05:02):
dealing with getting to people and helping people, and how
we can all try to help each other here in
the middle of this employment weather that's happening here at
the global warming and so on, and so for ladies
and gentlemen, mister Jay Santos, Jay Satos of the Citizens of.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
A Xuri Police, thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Thank you, Ted, you're Jay.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, No, I know that. I want to thank all
of you for stopping in here at ted to Beverly Hills.
It's my great pleasure to be here. It's been a tough,
tough three or four years since we've had some atmospheric
rivers flowing through California, and as I've taken a little
(05:47):
little bit of heat. I was featured on mister Henry's
One Man Show.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And what did you think of that?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
What I thought of it was? You know what, I'll
say this, It's great if you like having your pan
pulled out in front of about two hundred people. What
do you think about that?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well, is there anything positive about it?
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Well?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Was there anything positive about it? I tried to tell
everybody at the show there and wherever I go, whatever
I do, and wherever I am and whatever I do,
I try to tell people that we're here to save lives, citizens, songs,
very police.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Well, let's let's talk to Jake.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
You've taken an awful lot of heat for your methods
that are very controversial. We don't want to get into
Peep Tom or Tom Peep or any of that stuff. No,
I don't and giving people citations for wearing what you
call thong official when the women are their butts are okay,
when I can do that, Well, you're talking about it
being officially nude. Yeah, no, we're not gonna talk about that.
We want to talk about today Leadi and gentlemen are uh,
(06:52):
our efforts at say the lives. That's the most important
thing I think we can do.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, So Jay, let's let's
get back into the conversation regarding how you.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You explained it the other night on the show, how
you like to assess the situation?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Now, that was the atmospheric.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
River in Los Angeles where you were in your home
you saw a woman in a car.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I think I explained that.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
No, I know that.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
But let's talk about.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
What you would do in a hurricane and what you're doing,
specifically you and the citizens Uxury Police to deal with
Hurricane Milton. Thank you very much, Ted. Hurricane Milton is
probably going to be one of the strongest hurricanes what
has ever had, what has ever had?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Been? Sorry, is that dumb tongue.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
No, it's not dumb tongues, it's nervous.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I just love to look nervous. Hurricane Milton is one
of the strongest hurricanes we've ever had. But I want
to assure everybody that when j. Santus and the citizens
Uxury Police go out and deal with a dangerous situation
where there are lives to save, where there are lives
on the line and their hurricane, if you will, is
(08:09):
a person that thinks is gonna pull my pants down,
is never gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Not never.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
And two, when you talk about the hurricane, you're talking
about the citizens auzebe Police together doing the job.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
That is exactly right. We're not gonna have no hurricane
pull our pasts down. Yeah. You talked at the show
the other night about how some of these women that
you were dealing with at the beach who were had
no wonderwear on or whatever it was.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
It was the thong bathing suit.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, the thought you said, one of them pulled your
pants down?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
They did. This is what we encounter when some people
think that I don't have the authority and they come
up behind me and they yank my pants down.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
You said, sometimes you're not wearing underwear.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
All right, we don't need to get into that. We
don't need to get in Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Now, it's sometimes. Now there were a couple occasions where
I was not wearing underwear and yet I dealt with it.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I dont want it pulsing it.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
So under the Hurricane Milton.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Under Hurricane Milton. So what we have decided to do
Citizens Auxiliary Police is I've taken a look at the bandwidth.
I've taken look at the winds now. We have the
Florida Auxiliary Gator Brigade.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
That is the Florida Sister Agency.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
That is the.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Florida Sister Agency, the Citizens AUSII Police. The Florida Auxiliary
Gator Brigade has already spread out. They have fanned out
across the state and they are getting ready at a
minute's notice to aid people in evacuation, to aid people
in getting clean, good cleans, you know, fresh cool, drinking
water some of the can you know, to try to
(09:52):
get some ice, some ice drinking water if possible, or
ice tea.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
What do you mean by iced tea? Are you well?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'm just saying, you know, where they're at the to
get people what they need in terms of a fresh
to get a fresh you know, a fresh drink. Well,
you're getting water, Yeah, we're getting water. We also stand
at the ready to help people evacuate, to transport people
to higher ground, to a drier areas. We're there to
help with homes that may become compromised in terms of
(10:18):
the windows or doors. We can help out that way.
But mostly the citizens of Uxury Police is there. We're
there because we won't say lives, and that's what it's
all about.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
That all right, Yeah, very good, Jake.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Jay to that and a lot of people have talked
about the show the other night where you were talking about.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
How you do assess before you.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Move in and in the instance of that woman that
was in front of your house in her car that
was being flooded, LA fire got there first.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
All right, well, this is something people. I'll tell you
what am I right? Orm I wrong? Folks, And I'm
not saying you, miss Gray. I'm just saying that people
if they can get up behind you and hook their
thumbs in your belt and pull your pants down, they're
gonna do it in the Miss Nights.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, well, th Gray's not doing it.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
No, I know you're not doing that, Miss Gray. I'm
saying that that's what happened the other night. What I
want to say is this, we have assessed the situation
with Hurricane Milllan, and we will be flying to We're
gonna fly somewhere where it's not Florida because they've got
a hurricane going on there.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Well, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Drive in?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
We're gonna we're probably gonna fly to Mississippi or maybe
to Atlanta, and then we will drive down as far
as we can go as we assess if the winds
get too heavy.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
But you mentioned a lot of times, mister Santos, that
it may get hairy.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, if it gets a little hairy.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
And what does that mean.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Well, all I'm saying is we're gonna go in. We're
gonna rescue people. We as I said the other night,
where there's trouble, a lot of people run away, Sissons
Auxerich police goes it.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
We go.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, we go right at the trouble. If let's say
you're trouble, Bud, this is me coming at you. Okay, Yeah,
did that did scare you?
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Not?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Really?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
You know, well imagine just never mind, Just.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Pretend it did, Bud. Okay, Ah, so we'll come at you.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
We'll be driving in from Atlanta, myself, Subcommander will have
two cars. We'll have five subcommanders each plus myself to
Brigadi your Amoral Prus Major Els Newton, which would be
twelve people. Now, is that the entire compliment of the
Citizens Xury Police? Is that the one?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Is that the entire compliment?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I didn't Is that the number of people?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Oh? Yeah, yeah it is. That's the total number of
this that we have ten sub commanders. I'm a Brigadi
your Admiral, and we also have adri Els Newton.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
And you'll be driving in from Atlanta.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, people will.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
If you see two cars and you you see a
whole lot of pith helmets in each car, and we'll
all be wearing shit aids. It's the Citizens Auxury Police.
We'll also have signs magnet signs on the side of
the cars that say Citizens Auxury Police, Southern California. And
we'll be rolling in. Now, does George Does the State
of Georgia have a auxiliary police? Yes, yes, it has
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the Georgia Unlimited Police Squad Platoon.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
What is that again?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's the the Georgia Unlimited Police Squad Platoon. It's like
the Citizens Auxury Police, only it's Georgia only. It's basically
it's ilant it's Atlanta.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
All right.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Jay Santos is with us, and uh, we'll get some
questions here from the audience.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Go ahead, sir, mister satos Hi Hi, sir.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Uh what you said the other night that if it
gets it was too hairy, you pivot and you go
back for more chicken broth. Well, okay, what we do,
and I'm glad you asked that question, sir. Thank you
very much.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah. What we do is we assess the situation and
I will do a one eighty pivot. I'll walk back
to my wife. I'll have her hit me again with
some chowder. I'll pivot again.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Well, what do you mean by pivot, sir? Let let
him answer the question.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, let him answer the question. What I mean is
I do a military turn. The foot goes behind me
and then I go, Yeah, I just turn. I twist.
I twist what we call twivel. I don't know how
it's done. They do it in the military, and we
do it the way they the way it looks like
they do it.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Okay, and so we pivot.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I get more chowder, I go back. All right, But
when you get to Florida and the people are in
the storm.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Then we're gonna park. What are we gonna do. We're
gonna park the car. We'll look and see if anyone
needs transportation out of the area. We're gonna set up
a tent where we've got a good stove going. We've
got brought we we'll have we'll have beef broth and
bean broth.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Well this broth.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Is this an outdoor kitchen for all of the people,
for all of what people, all of the people you'll
be saving.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
It's primarily, No, it's gonna be primarily. We'll have a
tent set up where we'll bring people back. We'll give
them ice, water, and we have mints. You have mints,
that's right. Look, the big the biggest job the citizens
under police can do is to say lives. Okay, mince,
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so so what some of these people haven't had a
thing to eat weeks.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
So the first thing you've give them is a mint.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
It's what we have. What we're gonna bring with us
is just basic caloric content. Okay, Well, there must be
something other than mince.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
We've got.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
We've got loaves of bread, mints, whatever we got, whatever
we can bring with us. From cal from California, and
we're gonna bring with us, so we will set.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Up our tent.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
What am I sitting on a beef broth?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
What about giving people to beef broth.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
The beef broth and then the and the clam and
the chowder and the corn chowder is for us. It's
for the citizen juxury police. We need that as a
way of a brain foods we can assess and make
a clear determination as to what we need to do
to relax and get ready to go. As I said,
(16:14):
go right out the trouble, you know, relax, go right
at the trouble. Like you said, we just go, yeah,
right at the trouble.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Okay, yes, yeah, we got it.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
You guys act like.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
It's no like anything. You just say okay. Then what then?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
We then, as I say, if there's extra, if there's
a man handler stew left over, we'll have that. Then
we go to the people and we go do you
need a lift? Well?
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Where are these people?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Most of them are probably out of their homes. They're
wrapped in towels and blankets. They don't have any transportation.
We go along, we pick them up, We bring them
back to the tent where you have mints and water.
We have mints. Oh boy, we have mints. We have bread.
What I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
It seems to say that you guys are having the
broth and you're giving people mints and bread.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
We have a lot of stuff that we're gonna give them. Okay,
how's this donuts? That any good?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Well it's not as good as oh yeah, sure, yeah,
it sounds pretty good to me. Yeah we got donuts.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, so we're gonna have a lot. And then we
take those people. We transport them to the shelters, We
transport them to other areas where they may have another residence.
We get them away from the dangerous areas.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Do you do any work on automobiles?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Do you help people? Well, we'll we'll help. We'll toast
some of the cars out of the area. After a
quick assessment, every single act the decisions Auxury police is
gonna do in Florida, we will first assess. That means
we triple C assess, triple C move in. Yeah, that's
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how the citizens are police works in any situations.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Can you define what triple C is?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Triple C is cup of corn chowder, assess cup of
corn chowder. New then all right with every you have
corn chowder, well, corn chowder we have.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I don't why you're making a big deal out of it.
It sounds it doesn't sound I'm not this juvenile.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
But you can see bell and.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Uh and but bell.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Oh man, it's my restaurant. Hey, folks, what do you
think about Margaret Gray calling me bell?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Do you think she has the right? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Thank you ladies and gentlemens.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
So what's the problem.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Well, you're talking about corn chowder. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
We got it.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
It's a family show. Oh yet, Oh my god, you're
talking about here?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
So all right, so you get so you guys, you
guys load up on corn chowder.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yes, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Man? It sounds very it sounds graphically.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Sexual talking about suck guys.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
All right, and thank you very much, Jay saidos.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Here's another question. Hello Jay, my name is Davin, and
I wanted to just ask you. Was that lady okay
in front of your house, the lady that was getting
flooded out of her car? She was the la fire
came on lapd Well, what did you do as you watch?
But did you continue eating the bru, I think you
said you.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Were having a clam chowder.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
My wife hit me again with the clam chowder. Yeah,
So did you ever really do anything other than pivot
back from more? I pivoted. I had the clam and
I had corn chowder. I pivoted back. Do you gain
any extra strength from corn chowder? I don't understand the question, sir. Well,
you guys, you eat corn chowder. You assess you eat
corn chowder. And I wonder if there's anybody here in
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the audience that finds that almost almost sexually perverse in
a way.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
You see it too?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
What is sexually perverse?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Everything with corn chowder is all I'm saying. All right,
Is that your question, sir?
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, that's my question.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
All right.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Well, let me clear something up for all you good people.
I'm Jay Sanders the Citizens Auxury Police, along with ten
officers of the Citizens Auxury Police, myself Major Elvis Newton.
We're going down to Florida. We're gonna assess, we will
have a tent setup. Yeah, and if I feel like
having some clam chowder, if I feel like having corn chowder,
you better believe I'm gonna be faced deep in a
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mug of that shit statistic to belief.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Wow, what your long?
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Good?
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Please?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
We'll out just sick of it, and I'll tell you
something else too.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I'll tell you something else as a citizen, a citizens
auxury police officer. No one's gonna come up and pull
my pants down.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
You want to say, all.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Right, Jay, So what I'm getting here, I think of
the audience as getting is that you are going to
go down to Florida. You're going to help people find shelter.
You're gonna help people find transportation. You're going to give
them a warmth. You have mince bread, we have mint
red donuts. We're gonna have milk milk for the kids.
We'll have soft drinks. Uh, what are you going to
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share any of the clam or corn chowder with people?
You know, we get that question every year that we
are doing this kind of emergracy work, and I just wonder,
what's that about? Anyway? You know?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
No, I mean, why wouldn't you share it?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Why wouldn't I share it? We sit and relax and assess.
It's the one time in my life that I can
get away from things. You can get away from things, Sit,
eat some corn chowder and no one's pulling your pants down.
That's exactly right. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Jay Sadas
of the Citizens like Zurich Police. I want to thank
Jay for being with us. I also want to thank
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I want to thank all of you. Phil Henry is
back at the Phil Henry Show studios. This is Ted Bell.
What is that Ted Bell here? From Ted's and Beverly Hills. Then,
thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Fucking the MIC's still alive.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
But the mic is live Ollie.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Thanks all right, anybody, We'll be right back this Jay
Santas with the Citizens Auxury Police reminding you that a
backstage passed to the Phil Henry Show allows you to have.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Access to all the shows that Jay Santis and the
Citizens Auxury Police was on. So you can listen without
no bias, without being prejudiced, without being told what to
do and how to do it. You can listen to
the shows that I was on, and you can determine
for yourself that at no time did we allow anyone
to be in harm's way. At no time did we
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allow anybody not to be saved. No time did we
not be looking out for the protections and the rights
of the citizens of southern California. And I find it
pretty low that mister Henry, every time I want a
show tries to pants me the world famous Phil Henry Show.
At Phil Hendryshow dot com. Get a backstage pass. Keep
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Jay's pants on.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Now back of the studio? Is it Phil Henry I
in El Pacibi or Phil Henry's.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Thanks very much, Bud, everybody at Ted's Beverly Hills, thank
you for filling in and interviewing Jay Satos for us.
It was an important interview to be done because we
had an awful lot of people who are simply a
little bit of goog at a gas at Jay's methods.
I know this has almost been like a Jay Sato's
week and with me is general Shaw. You came immediately
(23:23):
over from Ted's Beverly Hills. Yes, I did. You got
here pretty fast?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah, well that's what I do.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Let me ask you, are you still out there breaking
the speed limit? Let me tell you something, Phil, if
there's no cops around, and there aren't any cops around,
I don't think I'm breaking any speed limit.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Well, if it says register you know limits, the speed
limit is fifty.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Five, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I see guys going eighty ninety one hundred miles an
hour out there. There's no police presence on the freeways
of southern California. Well, I know that that's bull crap
because I see them all the time. You don't see
them all the time. You notice them when you do
see them, but you don't see them all the time.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Well, there's more.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
You think there's more cops out there since the pandemic
kind of began to fade away a little bit. Yeah,
there's more cops out there. I realize what you're saying.
I don't want to get a big discussion. I realized
what you say. There's not as much police presence as
there was. But I don't think that. I don't think
it's safe.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
When I got over here, did I did?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
General Shaw got from Ted's Beverly Hills over here to Ventura.
It took you about twenty minutes. That's hauling ass.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
That's right, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
On the program Todays, you know, we had Jay and
we were talking about what he does. There's very, very
seriously in clement weather down south in my old stomping
grounds in my old home state of Florida, where I
had a big part of my career took place, and
where Jackie lives, you know, and she's down there dealing
with Hurricane Milton. Now what is she doing? She boarding
(24:47):
up things. Well, what she's doing is she's doing all
the due due diligence that homeowners do, you know, making
sure the windows are secure, making sure she has drinking.
What I said to her, I said, and I mentioned
this in the pre show. I offered a fly her
to California, you know, just to get away from it,
just to get away from it. Yeah, and she said no, no,
because she's got animals to take care of, and she
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doesn't want to be away from her home. She wants
to make sure that it's okay. And the thing about
Jackie is she's lived through a lot of hurricanes, you know,
because she was in television news and she's lived in
Florida for good, god over forty years now. She's originally
from Sacramento. That she decided, no, man, I'm going to
stay here and see it. I'll probably be on the
(25:29):
phone with her. What is this Today's Tuesday. Yeah, the
storm is supposed to hit Florida. I mean, the bulk
of the storm's supposed to hit Florida tonight. I mean,
it's gonna slam into Tampa. It's a freaking It was
a category five in the middle of the Gulf, and
I think it's less than to a four, and I
think it's going to be a With luck, it'll be
down to a three by the time it gets into
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the middle of the state and then who knows, you know.
But yeah, it's definitely not anything to trifle with. So
we had Jay talk about that and kind of clearing
up a lot of stuff. There was a lot of
misgivings about, you know, what he does with the citizens
auxilury police, A lot of confusion with me from Santa Monica.
Now is Art Riego.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Art is a.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Former commercial pilot does some private freight and passenger hauling
now and I wanted to ask you Art about flying
in this kind of weather because you know, like I said,
I'd offer to fly Jackie out here ahead of the storm.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Yeah. I understand that, Phil, And I know you have
mentioned having flown out of Florida in the tropical storm conditions.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah, I did back in the ninety five.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Yeah, pilots do it. They do it all the time.
We fly at all kinds of weather. There's certain weather
that you don't want to trifle with. I don't think
you don't want to say, well, I think I'll just
fly right into the center of a tornado or something.
We just don't know what to do that. But there's
in clement.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Weather and what do you guys do?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Do you just fly above the clouds?
Speaker 6 (26:58):
Yeah? Generally you try to get above the weather and you,
you know, mark a course. I'm above the weather. Now,
I'll vector out and I'll head on a heading that's
away from the winds and the storm, and you try to,
you know, adjust the altitude to get away from it.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Now, when you are flying, and you have said art
that you know, and much to the to the surprise
and to the to the annoyance of other pilots, you
say that you pilots don't really know how a plane flies.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Well, to the annoyance of what pilot.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
The pilots that I've talked.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
To, well, feel like, let me tell you something. Every
pilot knows how to fly a plane. I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying how the plane gets up in the
I don't want to get in with you and I
have talked about this before. No we have.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
But what I want to do is take that information
that you have about how you're not really sure how
a plane flies, you just know how to fly it.
How do you fly a plane in the middle of
a storm or trying to get away from a storm
like a hurricane?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Milton, Well, what you do?
Speaker 6 (27:59):
I every pilot that flies isn't really sure how the
plane gets up in the air. Okay, and you're.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Sticking with that one.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Who's that?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, General Shaw, you're sticking with this, this notion that
they don't know why the plane flies.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
General Seaw, do I tell you how to throw a
hand grenade into a hut full of women and children?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I had to kick your ass around the block.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Wait a minute, Wait, that's uncalled for it.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
What an asshole?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Man?
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Well, I've got you're always breaking my chops about this stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
I'm asking you.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I'm asking you a question I think as a valid question,
and that is, are you really trying to get us
to believe that pilots don't know why planes fly?
Speaker 6 (28:39):
I don't care what you believe. How about that?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Okay, let's just be friends here, do you mind?
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Well?
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Like Kay is always chill, I.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Know what the guy's always did. And in general, I
understand what you're saying. I happen to agree with the general,
but we won't go down that road. When you're flying
and you're flying in a tropical storm or you're flying
in a hurricane, how are you dealing with that when
you say that pilots don't know how it is that
planes get up in the air. They just know how
to fly.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
What you're doing, Phil is you're just using your mind
over what is really not an intelligent system. But some
people Hurricane Andrew, Hurricane Milton, Hurricane Helene, Hurricane Ian. We
give these things names, and we fool ourselves into thinking
that they have that they have actual personalities and brains.
(29:25):
You know, Oho, Milton's gonna turn this way, and Milton's
going to do that. We fake ourselves into believing we're
dealing with an intelligent being.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I you're serious.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Are you serious about that?
Speaker 6 (29:36):
Yes? I'm serious about that. Yes, I'm serious. But will
take a look at all the Abduce coverage. Hey, Milton's here,
he's doing this, and he's doing that. What it does
If you, gentlemen, would just go with this, because I
happen to know what it does is it creates a
mindset in a lot of pilots that this is not
just a weather system, This is a person. If you'll
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forget my language, Phil, go ahead, this is a person
trying to fuck with.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
What are you so angry about?
Speaker 6 (30:03):
Three guesses?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
All right, look, Art, we're sorry.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
We're sorry about doubting what you say is the reality
of pilots. And I did give you the freedom to
use that language, but I wish I hadn't.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
I understand, but I just you know, you get these
pilots think that a that a weather system is there
to best with their minds and to make them look
like one hundred yards of asshole.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
All right, So how do you deal with that?
Speaker 6 (30:31):
How do I deal with it?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
You're talking about a hurricane where they that has a
personality and and uh and and in the mindset is
it's a it's a man.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
The mindset is it's an intelligent being. What I do
is I get up in the air. I know I'm
headed toward a weather system that's a hurricane or a
tropical storm. It has a name, maybe it's hurricane or
tropical storm Bob, or hurricane or tropical storm Gordon. Like
the one you flew into philled and I simply grabbed
the yoke with both hands. I realize that I've got
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this storm to deal with. I look straight ahead at
the coming storm system, and I just tell it in
my mind, I tell it, you are nothing to me.
You are not going to impede my travel tonight. You
are not going to impede the travel of the passengers
that I have entrusted to me. You aren't nothing. You
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aren't nothing. And then I moved and we go on,
We go on our merry way. That way.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
What is that that you did?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Did there at the end, It's just.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
It's like a war call. I'll say to the hurricane,
I want nothing to do with you. Get away, get
away from me.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Ahhh okay, So are you putting yourself in a kind of.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
A frame of mind.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
Yeah, it's a frame of mind where you are saying
to the hurricane, good for you. You're one hundred and
eighty mile per hour winds and all of that. You know,
I'm not impressed with you. You know what I do. Let
me tell you what I believe.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
You know.
Speaker 6 (32:01):
I do with all of your with all of your
vaunted features, mister hurricane, I blow my nose right into
whatever it is you think you are. Ah, and you
do this throughout the trip?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
All right? So are you sitting in the cockpit doing this?
Speaker 6 (32:17):
Look? Phil, you know in general, you guys are wasting
my time if you want to sit here and break
my chop.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
No, no, no, we're just we're asking this. We're not pilots.
This is a very unusual procedure. I'm willing to believe
you what I wanted to believe you, Aret, I've just
never heard of anything like this.
Speaker 6 (32:32):
Well, it is the what I do. It's what a
lot of pilots, It's what a lot of pilots ought
to do.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Do you know other pilots to do this?
Speaker 6 (32:38):
I don't know, Phil, It's what I do. Here comes
a hurricane one hundred and eighty miles an hour. You
know what I do with all of your power and strength,
mister hurricane, mister hurricane, I blow my nose. I take
you and blow my nose into you.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
So those are the words you use, You say, I
take you and I blow my nose into you.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Yeah, and then you go, ah, I.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Do it better than you did.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
General, all right, I get the general idea. Our RIEGO
is our special guest, a pilot who's talking about flying
into hurricanes, flying into tropical storms. And again, you are
a pilot who tells us that pilots don't really know
how it is that planes get up in the air.
You just know that they do.
Speaker 6 (33:23):
We know that they do. Let me tell you something, Phil,
We know how to fly them. We know how I
could fly an airplane excuse my language, Phil, right up
the ass of a camel and out his mouth, and
not one person would wake up from their nep That's
how good I am. So then when I say that
here comes the storm and wait.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Wait, and you go, yeah, what's that do? Does the
storm get scared?
Speaker 6 (33:44):
Run away?
Speaker 3 (33:48):
What'd you say?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
No, I'm gonna let you go.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
Art, you you do that, you let me go. I
come out of your program every time, Phil, and I
try to tell you the reality for pilots, And you
got this general Shaw speaking of blading your nose into
a man's pride, blowing your nose into a man's into
a man's self esteem, blowing your nose directly into a
man's career experience. That's Galen Shaw right there.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
I'm sorry, all right, I didn't mean to do that.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
Oh you did. You took my self esteem, You took
my career experience. You took them many years that I've
been flying. You put them up to your nose and
you blew your nose into them.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
You laughing.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
Maybe this is it still.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Because I really urk griego uh A pilot, Yeah, pilot
and Jackass on The World Famous Phil Henry Show. Will
Famous Phil Henry Show is executive produced by me Phil
Henry for Sampury Incorporated. All rights reserved on podcast one.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
I want to thank Ted.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Bell for making available Teds of Beverly Hills tonight for
his interview with Jay Santos. Thank you Margaret and Bud
for holding the fourth down there at Teds and Beverly Hills.
Thank you General for hauling ass over here and helping
me out from the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
And thank you you, Jay Santos and Art Diriego for
being a part of our show tonight, The World Famous
Phil Henry's Show m
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