October 15, 2025 • 33 mins
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Here is Southern California. Here then is mister Henry. Thank
you very much, general, and welcome to our program. We
have a guy that we haven't talked to in a
long time. We've got uh Paul Tubby Lane.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Right, But yeah, we got Paul Tubby Lane. He's a
retired NASCAR driver.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
But he's going to give us the benefit of his wisdom.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
What is he going to talk about. Well, Paul lives
in Florida. It's interesting talking to him because he's a
rather religious guy. But he's about I don't know, man,
he's about having maybe. Well, he just thinks that being
religious and praying and all that stuff ain't done squad
for him because every year his house gets flattened.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Oh yeah, by not a hurricane.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh so he's blaming God for that. I don't know.
He just says, you know, he gets on his knees
and he prays and till you as he said to
me in the email, where is it, Bud, Yeah, mister Henry,
I get on my knees. I pray until I bleed
from the ass. He said that. Oh come aunt, he
did not say that. Yes he did. I said, can
I quote you?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
She said, yes, Jesus, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
He said, I pray until I bleed from the ass.
Next thing, you know, my house is flattened by a hurricane.
And why do you find that funny?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I just yeah, see I don't know why Paul Tubby
Lane is suffering because you think it's a big laugh.
Well that's why. That's exactly why hurricanes hit his house.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Mister Ander, you went, oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
What about it?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You wanted to say, Oh, that's right.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
How about if I kick? Oh I Phil, wait ante
your ass? Bud, Get out of here, Bud, what are
you talking about? Get out of here? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It's okay, Bud, get in here. God damn, man's losing
their sense of humor.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
We're trying to get this thing going. Okay, I just
want to talk. So Paul said that, and I'm like, well,
you know, do you want to come on the show.
He goes, okay to talk about it. So Paul Tubby
Lane's going to be with here in just a few minutes.
Form a NASCAR driver, you know, this cat is a
sportsman and and is from the South. Where's he from, general?
(03:50):
I think he's from Alabama. I think he's like from
Huey Town. Why Hueye Town. That's Hueye Town, the name
of a town in Alabama. Okay, mister Hendery, get.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
That's what it is. What do you want to what
I mean? Who was named after getting hue.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I guess, yeah, what what's the problem. But they usually
name a town after a guy's last name. It'll be
like calling it Budtown. Maybe that is the cat's last Jesus,
but maybe that is the guy's last name, Hueie, Yes,
God general, Yes, Well, what do you find so unusual
about that? I've never heard of a guy's last name.
(04:27):
It sounds like they named the guy Huey and they go, hey,
let's let's let's live here and call it Huey Town.
Where Hugh he's going to be anyway?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Well, yeah, anyway, he'll be with us. And I think
they own like a thirty thousand square foot garage down there.
It's a pretty impressive operation. But I think Paul has
retired pretty much. But he will talk to us about
uh being on his knees praying. I won't quote that anymore.
I don't think you need to, all right, But he's
on his knees praying. And even though he's praying, his
house gets flattened by a tornado in three different excuse me,
(04:58):
a hurricane in three different towns.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Before we get going, I wanted to just give you, guys,
an update the crew here. I told you guys about
the you know, the car drifting. Yeah, so Phil was
telling us that he got his car back from the
shop where he had the body shop, right, and suddenly
his car was drifting. He was having to get a
hold of the wheel and pull it back into the
end of the lane. It was kind of scary. It
(05:21):
felt like the steering was going on the car. And
the first thing that I thought was, well, I've been
in a rental car for two months. Maybe it was
a little tigue one. It was a Volkswagen Tigu one
that was the rental that I had, and I was thinking, well,
maybe I'm just used to a smaller car and this
bigger car. I don't know, maybe I'm not used to
driving my own car. Been two months, so, you know. Yeah,
so Phil's driving along on this thing. It keeps pulling
(05:43):
to the right, pulling to the left. And what did
you notice today? Today? I noticed, and I don't know
why I hadn't noticed it before. The car would pull
to the right and then I would see the graphic
come up, if you will, a warning come up on
the screen right there in the dash that I was
drifting off the road onto the right shoulder. That was
(06:04):
literally you'd see the lane and then you see the
right shoulder turn rent. This was in a sort of
a representation on the dashboard, right. So I'm like, what
the hell, man is going on here? And what happened
was and this had been you know, I got the
car back on Friday, so I've had it back over
the weekend. I've only been driving in a few tures.
(06:25):
Every time I took it out, I'd be driving fine,
and then all of a sudden, I feel the car
kind of overcorrect. So the car is almost like it's
on an autopilot, kind of like yeah. So I'm like,
what the hell is this? I other thought. I'm talking
to Jackie. She figured it out. She goes, you probably
have some kind of a It wasn't autopilot, but she said,
you probably have something a setting that they bumped at
(06:47):
the shop that makes the car over correct or correct
or do something in terms of the steering that is automatic.
And I said, are you got to You gotta be
kidding me, man, that sounds like the most dangerous goddamn
thing I've ever heard of my life. And so she
but she was right. It turns out she was right
because as I went through the manual, and I, you know,
(07:07):
what do I know?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Man?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I don't use uh, I don't use pilot assist or
any of that shit I'm not using. I don't put
the car on autopilot or what, or a speed control
or whatever that shit is. I don't do any of that, man.
I just drive the damn car, and and I have
for years and years and years and years and years.
And so I look and it has this thing called
lane assist on a Jaguar lane assist, and this is
(07:31):
what it keeps you going straight?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You got to kid me. Some people are so stupid, yeah,
had to keep it straight.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Apparently, Yeah, apparently the people are. I wouldn't call it stupid.
I don't know what their fucking problem is, but some people,
excuse my language, I.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Just think that when you throw that F word around,
people just think you're doing it gratuitously.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I'm sorry, folks. I think there's some people that are
so dumb. I don't know, man, I mean, why would
anybody need that? I don't know. So what does it do?
So this lane assist thing had been enabled at the
body shop, obviously by mistake or one of the guys
took the car out to drive and decided to engage
it and forgot to unengage it. Maybe he was concentrating
(08:08):
on something else, so he wanted to make sure that
he had this. I don't know what was going on.
When I got the car back and I'm driving it
and I feel it the wheel, it felt to me
like the steering was going on it, and it kind
of scared me. I thought maybe maybe I was losing
the steering, that the car was going to final he
was going to give out, and I'd be on the
freeway and that's the end of Phill, you know. So,
(08:29):
I mean, I called up Jaguar. I said, I'm going
to bring the car in. It's due for it. It's
due for its service, I said, but I got some
other things I want you to look at. And said, okay.
So I was going to take surface streets out of
the Thousand Oaks. Now Phil lives in Ventura County. Taking
surface streets to that, I mean, it's not that far,
but I mean you'd be.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Like, yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
You'd be going like back back roads across the farm
country and stuff. Maybe, So what about it?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I don't know this seems doesn't seem that you should
do that.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I mean, he's filling or he's gonna be driving farmland.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Who gives a shit anyway, But who cares?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I just don't think it's you know, anything you want
to do you get stranded out there.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I'm Phil Henry. I'm Phil Henry. I shouldn't be driving
in farmland because I might get stranded.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, Okay, forget it, Dan, What are you worried about? Bud?
I just think that.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
If mister Henry stranded out in farm country and a
farmer comes along, I don't know it just it reminds me.
I'm sorry to say this, missus gray Black of a deliverance.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
You gotta be kidding me. No, I'm not, I'm not.
But this is not the backwoods. He'd be yes in
farm country, very close to a freeway, right, Phil, Probably? Yeah, Bud,
So I wouldn't be waylaid by farmers and dragged off
where to the silo? Yes? I don't know. I would
have it, you know, put a diaper on you. Okay,
this conversation is over it you understand, Okay? Where was
(09:54):
I You were being you were being manhandled by a farmer. No,
I'm I'm you're Oh, it's right, you're checking on the
lanessist the lane assist, the lane asist like the lowest said,
lowest lane assist. It would have made more sense.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Who's he?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
It's a sheet. I'm gonna tell you. But why don't
you take a walk?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
All right? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
It was this thing that, apparently, for whatever reason, is
enabled and is available to you in certain cars where
you may be driving. But maybe you're not all that
bright and you don't know your car is drifting across
a line and you haven't used the turn signal. I
think the excuse they give is that you're drifting across
(10:36):
a marked part of the roadway and you haven't used
a signal. Now I don't know. Yes, using a signal
is very important. I always use my signal. I see
a lot of people these days don't. There's a lot
of morons.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
But in order to remind you to use a signal,
the car will correct the other way. In other words,
you want to move, let's say, go left across a
line and you haven't used the signal, the car will
sort of correct back. So the car is fighting you.
I don't know, I don't know what it's doing. That
wasn't my problem, but apparently, according to the manual, that
(11:13):
was the thing. My problem was. I would drift right
maybe I don't know, and all of a sudden, this
big red thing comes up like I'm going off the road,
which I wasn't, and the car would correct in my hands.
I would feel it shift back over to the left.
It was my thinking at the time when that was happening,
that the car was losing its steering, or that I
was just not used to how the car felt I'd
(11:36):
been away from it for two months, or that the
road was in some way. I was always telling Jackie
was on the phone with I said, I think there's
something wrong with the road. I think there's maybe it
dips here, or its slopes or something. And finally it
happened to the point I was off going to sprouts,
I was getting some cat food, all kinds of bullshit,
and I finally told her, I said, it got really bad.
(11:57):
I'm going to take it in. And I call up
the shop and I tell these guys, and they said,
we could walk it in, mister Henry, because we don't
have any appointments available, you can, you can come in
with it and just drop it. I was okay, fine,
and that's when she says to me, you know, when
she had a camera or something, it had some kind
of she she said, it's got this kind of autopilot
shit that goes on, you know, where the car will
will overcorrect or it will correct while you're driving. I said,
(12:20):
you're kidding. She goes no, And I glanced down and
I looked on the steering wheel and I saw a
symbol that looked like literally a road driving off to
the horizon. So you know how there were two lines
that kind of came together at a point that was
supposedly the horizon. And that's the lane assist. That got
me to thinking, so what I got the manual? I
pulled out the manual. That's exactly what there was called
(12:41):
lane assist, and it said I wish I had it
right now. But the quote was beautiful. In fact, that
here's the quote. This quote just it. It was exactly
what was going on. It kind of pissed me off.
Quote says it applies an opposing corrective steering input. What yeah, yeah,
that's their way of saying the car steers, the car
takes over the steering from you for a while and
(13:04):
tells you to go over here, not over there, And
I'm like, you got to be bullshitting me. That's the
most dangerous damn thing I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
So the car was literally when you were going one way,
the car would push it back the other way.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, and it kind of a radical I wouldn't say
it was a very gentle way. It would just all
of a sudden, it felt like I was losing the
steering in a car. Now, some people may say, you
know what, Henry, you got to get more familiar with
your automobiles, And maybe I should. I don't know, but
I don't use that shit. And that was engaged by
those clowns at the body shop for whatever reason, by mistake.
(13:37):
They're going to say they didn't do it. I'm not
going to tell you what body shop. I'm not going
to go. I'm not even taking it to them. I'm
going to stay away from those guys. Next time I
have any need of any kind of body work, it
ain't going there. But the point that I'm trying to
make here is there's no question in my mind that
some clown was in my car and enabled that, and
I get the car back and after two gd months
(14:00):
waiting around for this thing, and it feels like I'm
gonna lose the stearing. I was gonna take it over
to Jaguar tomorrow, and I wasn't, Like I said, I
wasn't gonna take the freeway. So how's the driving now?
It drives fine now because I disengage that damn lane assist.
I'll take it out a little bit more tomorrow, you know.
(14:21):
But that that was the problem. So there you go, right, yeah, yeah,
all right? Where is he? I got Paul Tubby Lane
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And welcome everyone back to the world Famous Phil Henry Show.
We haven't talked to Paul Tubby Lane in quite some time.
Paul is, as Phil indicated, a race car driver and
now I think he's an owner. Let's get Paul on
the line here from Hueytown, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Oh, how are you.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
It's great? How are you? It's great to talk to you.
I haven't spoken to you specifically a long time.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Well Sills here, but he is letting me sort of
kick us off. We want to talk to you, Paul
about your not just your your recent career, but the
problems you and the family have had recently with your
homes in uh Florida.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
That is correct.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeah, Paul, you got hit by a hurricane. I when
you were you had a home in Naples.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Yeah, well, we had a town home in Naples, myself
and Nadine. The kids are all grown and pretty much
out of the house. We have Stuart, who is attendant
junior college right now staying with us where we are
right now, as we're back in Hueytown.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
So you're back in Alabama, where you where you essentially
began your life. But you were living in Florida.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
We were living in Florida for about three or four years.
And it was interesting because I was had a run
of success. We were doing well. We once regional races
and won a regional Cup, and I started to get
into team ownership and we got to mention the garage
here in Huetown, about thirty thousand square feet. And suddenly
(17:12):
we had the town home in Naples near comes Hurricane
Ian and pretty much just gutted it. We had sofa,
maybe a sofa left. I think we had athom. The
bathroom was fine.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
You're kidding, I mean what happened. So everything got destroyed.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Everything just got soaked and out on a drive. I
came home, and I'd been up in Massachusetts. I came
home and I saw everything was out on the driveway
and in the street, some of it in the neighbor's yard.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
This was your townhouse and where this was in Naples. Oh,
so this is Hurricane Ian. Yeah, Okay. Then the following year.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Was what well, in last year we moved up to Tampa,
bought a home over there in Safety Harbor. Yeah, and
so then uh something hurricanes their name was the name
was Adalia Idelida or some he was the name of
that hurricane. Yeah, and that thing came through and destroyed
(18:12):
everything that we had. You're kidding, Paul, No, No, I'm
not kidding. And then of course this year we had
Milton where.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
We and so you got hit by Milton.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Yeah, we moved down there Sarasota.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
I understand, Paul, you keep moving, You're you're moving basically
along the same coast.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Well, yeah, I mean, you know, we liked the west
coast of Florida. We loved Naples, and we liked the
Tampa Saint Pete area, and it has never been a
problem for us. You know, we just enjoyed that part
of the There's good boating and good fishing over there.
We just enjoyed that part of the state. But all
(18:50):
of a sudden we get hit with three hurricanes and
everything that I've ever dreamed of.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
That's pretty rough. Oh yeah, you mentioned that you're a
very religious man.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Well that's the thing that I wanted to mention to
you and to your listeners. I am very religious. I
spent a lot of time praying and trying to do
what's right, trying to do the right things in life.
I wasn't always that way. I was a man who
I gave into a lot of excess. I was not
faithful to my wife. Nadian knows all of this. And
(19:23):
I lived the high life that you live when you're
a successful race driver or any kind of an athlete.
Of course, so when you say, of course, what do
you mean, I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Understand what you're talking about. Okay, So not that Phil
would do anything like that. All right, thank you, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
So yeah, I am very as a result of that.
I spent a lot of time praying and thanking God
for what I have. And then comes a hurricane and
it feels like God has decided to take just a
bucket of garbage.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Well, I don't think you can get you can be
quite like that, Paul. Why not, Well, because I don't
think God's not doing that to you. There's a lot
of people that are suffering well, but so are you
having like a crisis of faith or something?
Speaker 5 (20:11):
In a way, I am you know, I like I said,
and I've said this to you many times. That's your henry,
you know. And I've always you know, believed, and.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Uh, there's a lot of people that are very, very
happy even through the difficulty of something like this, you
know that.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good way of rationalizing it. But
I get on my knees and pray every night so
that I can come home to a home that doesn't
look like a garbage dump. And that's what God has
done to me.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
That that's what God's done to you.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Why, Why why do I have to watch it?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Well, look, hold on for a minute. If you're look,
I don't want to talk you out of anything, and
I'm not going to talk you into anything. You believe
what you believe. But you're saying God's doing this to you.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
I'm a very as I said, I'm a very religious man.
I pray and I pray, and I pray and I pray.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
And well, when you say you pray and you pray
and you pray, what are you praying.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
For, Paul. I'm praying for a healthy family. I'm praying
for safe family. I'm praying for success in business. I'm
praying for everybody's good health. And I pray for all
those things. And like I said, I came home three.
I came home last week. We've been up in Massachusetts
for some qualifying and I came home and it was
(21:27):
as if God said, thank you for praying, and here,
let me take a bucket of garbage and throw it
in your face.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
It sounds like you're angry.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
I wouldn't say that I'm anger. I'm not going to
be angry with God.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
But well, what you're talking about here, Paul, is you're
doing all these things to be a good man, hoping
that that will redound in your favor, that good things
will happen.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Exactly, yes, And what happens is and this happened two
years ago when we had Ian. I was down in Naples.
At that time, Nadie and I had purchased a beautiful condo.
It was about a seven hundred thousand dollars condo. I
came back from racing. I came back from racing. It
looks like a bomb had going off the whole area
that we lived in Naples. It looked like a bomb,
(22:14):
mister Henry, I mean not an atomic bomb, but it
looked like there'd been a bombing run, like a bombers
came in from another country and dropped bombs and blew
everything to Helen back and I looked at our beautiful
home and it looked like it just it wasn't even
a home anymore. It had been bombed.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
And you feel like God did that to you.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
No, I don't feel like God did that to me.
I feel like what God said was basically, you know
you're a good man, Paul, so I think you can
handle this. And God took a big boot and stepped
right on my house.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
All right, So God's being sort of sadistic.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't let your belief go
that way. Man, that God's being a sadist, that.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
He's just it feels like he's seeing. Okay, let's see
if you can take this. I just dumped a bucket
of garbage all over him. Okay, all kind and everything
that you could call. You know what I'm saying. When
I say that God put a bucket of garbage, I
mean garbage. When God put a duck of a garbage.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
When God threw a bucket of garbage.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
But God threw a bucket of garbage on me, it
had all It was filthy. It was filth from under
the sink.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Okay. So so it was pretty rough. Yeah, it was
very rough, rougher than what you think you deserve, very much. So, yes, sir,
Now comes Ian and that was last year, right was
it two years ago?
Speaker 5 (23:43):
I was two years ago? This other one I daily
or Adelphia or so that was last year. And then
comes here comes Milton.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
You know it's a hurricane. Milton. Where are you guys?
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Then Sarasota, Oh my god, you moved to every the
worst possible places you moved to.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
What do you want from? I mean, what am I
supposed to do? I'm looking at these I'm looking at
a home, a place where we've called home for a
lot a lot of years.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
All right, Well, Sarasota was ground zero man for Milton.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Yeah, so I found out were.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
You were you and Nadine at home?
Speaker 5 (24:16):
No, we were not. We were gone and Stevie was
with friends in Colorado. We're in a west coast actually
in California, Pomona. And the word comes down that Milton's
coming through. And I said to my wife we got
on the plane, I said, you know something, I'm going
to say a prayer that when we get back and
I get when we get to our home, it'll be
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standing and it will be you know, God will ever
spare us. And when you got home went When I
got home, they didn't e milk, it didn't even It
wasn't recognizable as a home. It looked more like a
shack where dead people.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
You're kidding, No, So I think what you're telling me,
Paul here is that you pray and pray and pray
and pray. Three years running, the answer to your prayers
has been your home has been turned into garbage.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
On one occasion, God dump garbage on it. The other
occasion he stepped on it with a gigantic godfoot. And
this one it looks like God smoking a cigar and
decided he would butt a cigar right on tough, right
on top of your house.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yes, sir, so, well, what is the effect? I think
the most important question here, Paul, is what's the effect
on you?
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Well? Why would you say that? What's the most important
question is how do I keep this? How do I
keep this from happening?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Well, here's one thing you do?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Move, Yeah, what about that? Don't you live in Florida.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Because I'll tell you why. Because if I'm praying, and
I'm praying and praying and praying and praying, Okay, okay,
and God answers my prayer by taking a ship, you.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Really need to watch that. Okay. That's that's that would
be considered.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Blasphemis I'm sorry by he answers my prayer though, by
messing all over me.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
And well it seems as if, uh, why were you
you're why are you saying? Well, you're you're a religious man.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
I'm a very religious man. Yeah, and yes, of course,
I'm praying that the home will be safe. I prayed
during this hurricane Ian. I hope my home safe during
the hurricane I die. I hope my home safe during
Hurricane Milton. I hope the home safe. And each time
God throw a bucket of filth, he stepped on it.
I mean he and with Milton God, it's like he
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just I don't know. It looked like he took his shit.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Okay, you're you're not going to win any friends.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Look at mister Henry. I'm the one who has lost
three homes in three years, even after I get on
my knees and pray to God, Please, God, please protect
my home.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Okay, you're asking questions I can't answer, and I don't
think anybody can. All right. I mean, I know what.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
You say, you follow Buddhism. What do you call that?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I'm not about to tell you, man. I mean, I
will just say that there's a thing called karma.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
And well, okay, so I deserve this.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I didn't say that, man, I'm just saying that there's
cause and effect in our lives, all right. I didn't
say you deserve it. I just said that that's one
explanation I don't know that is the explanation. I mean
there's a lot of explanations, bro, I mean some of
the shit. You excuse me for saying, maybe you should
have been prepared for Wait a second film.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Let's be a little harsh.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
God damn, you're saying this stuff is my fault.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I'm not saying it's your fault. I'm just saying, is
there something you might have done that you didn't do,
Something you could have done that you didn't do some
ways you know, were there precautions you could have.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Taken up Paul I was on my knees praying to God. Okay,
I understand that, and he took a slap jar, poored
it all over. And then the hurricane is the same thing.
He put took one of his slap jars. And then
here this last one, Hurricane Milton, where he butted a
cigar on my home, slapped put his slap jar on it.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
All right, So you're you feel you're being targeted by God.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
I think I am, yeah, because each time he's about
to carry out his lop jars, he decides, you know what,
I don't need to carry him to the street. I
can doublem on Pol's house. Goodbye fucking a watching Paul.
I don't need to be talked to like that, mister Henry.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I'm sorry, dude. You the way you put things is
kind of funny.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Oh you're sorry. Is your home still standing?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (28:20):
It is okay? And when you get those California fires,
do you worry about it burning down?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I know, I don't what why not? Why not? Phil?
Because I don't live near fire country. I live at
the damn ocean.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
Oh that's right, Yeah, you're you're big movie star and stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
No I'm not, man, I don't live in that hey.
I don't live that high in the hog. I just
don't live in the in fire country.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Well what do you say? And you say it's my fault.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yes, it is your fault. Kind of mister Laney. Because
you're you keep insisting on moving back to Hurricane Country.
Why don't you go to Hueytown.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Huey Town's in the middle of HRC. Huey Town's in Alabama,
do they?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I don't even remember Hughey Town ever being hit with
a hurricane, although I'm sure it has been.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
I don't want to go to a town cause Hugheytown
is where we have our's where we set up our business.
I don't want to have to tell people, yeah, hey,
come to my house in Hue Town.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Well it's better than hey, come to my house that's
been come to my house that got emptied A slap
jar hut.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Fucking assholes.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Man, I get him flying right, Yeah, yeah, mister Lane, Yeah,
mister and he got pissed off. He got pissed off.
I mean he got pissed off. Yeah, I got some
spare slap yards. Give me the phone, will you? Hey, Paul,
what's hey, Paul? What's the story.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
I apologize, mister Andrey, I really do. I just uh,
it has been a very stressful.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Time for all of us, and and I understand.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
But I what I want to do is is thank
you very very much for a hold up for just
a better way. I'm good. Yeah, Can I get a
I'm sorry, Phil, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I'm gonna let you go ahead and get your orders.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
Hey, can I get a I want to get a
jumbo jack? Okay, all right, yeah, yeah, give me have
a root beer. You got it. But mister and I
just would would simply say that this has been for
me a very tough tough time I'm good.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Okay, I'm gonna let you go, man, because it sounds
like you went around again.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Yeah, yeah, I went around. I'm sorry. I already I
already ordered from you, okay, all right, Yeah I ordered
from you. Hey, damn, yeah the thing I ordered for you, bitch.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
You look very disturbed. Yeah, I'm disturbed.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I don't know, man, I just you know, Uh, he's
obviously upset. I think we should have interviewed him at
a time when he was a little less emotional and
perhaps making a little more sense.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Well, what do you mean. I mean, we've got him.
You said you want to talk to as soon as
he's available.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah, I did. But it seems like he's still affected
by what happened to his house. He sounds angry, he
doesn't like it doesn't sound like he's thinking straight because
he's talking about loving God and praying to God and
then God dumped a slop jar in his house. Well
he feels victimized.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, I mean I would too.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Okay, he feels victimy. What do you want me to do?
What can we possibly say to him? This is a
religious question. I'm not prepared to answer. Why not, because
I'm not a religious guy. Man, I'm not a you
know this cat is saying, I pray, and I pray,
and I pray, and then God dumps a slop jar
in my house with a hurricane. What do you want
me to say?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
You said, it's like karma. I forget it.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Man.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
You know, I hope things work out for you, Paul,
I'll tell you this much. I thought my car was
gonna kill me today. I thought my car steering was
going out. I thought that my automobile was going to
go flying off a cliff with me in it. And
I come to find out that it was actually a
setting that was set wrong on the car. So I
did some investigation. I figured it out, and now the
car is fixed. And Paul, if you're still listening, even
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after dropping the F bomb, I would say, do some investigation.
Maybe what Bud said and what the general said, maybe
it's time to move out of Florida.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Man, I not live there.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
You're gonna eat a lot of people angry. You have
a lot of friends in Florida. Why not? What did
I just say? That doesn't make sense? Why live in
a state where your ass is getting kicked everywhere? This
every year with this shit? Yeah, a lot of people say,
what do you live in California the earthquakes? Are you
kidding me or something? Earthquakes? We have an earthquake a
couple of times a year and they last ten seconds
and everything's fine. I mean, if we get the big one,
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we get the big one. Everybody's talking about the big one.
What do you mean the big one, the big earthquake
that sends California crashing into the ocean. Read a book
or something. Well, but anyway, my advice if you live
in Florida, don't live in Florida. And I love Florida.
You just love a girl that's in Florida.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
True.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
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Here is Southern California. Here then is mister Henry. Thank
you very much, general, and welcome to our program. We
have a guy that we haven't talked to in a
long time. We've got uh Paul Tubby Lane.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Right, But yeah, we got Paul Tubby Lane. He's a
retired NASCAR driver.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
But he's going to give us the benefit of his wisdom.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
What is he going to talk about. Well, Paul lives
in Florida. It's interesting talking to him because he's a
rather religious guy. But he's about I don't know, man,
he's about having maybe. Well, he just thinks that being
religious and praying and all that stuff ain't done squad
for him because every year his house gets flattened.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Oh yeah, by not a hurricane.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh so he's blaming God for that. I don't know.
He just says, you know, he gets on his knees
and he prays and till you as he said to
me in the email, where is it, Bud, Yeah, mister Henry,
I get on my knees. I pray until I bleed
from the ass. He said that. Oh come aunt, he
did not say that. Yes he did. I said, can
I quote you?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
She said, yes, Jesus, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
He said, I pray until I bleed from the ass.
Next thing, you know, my house is flattened by a hurricane.
And why do you find that funny?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I just yeah, see I don't know why Paul Tubby
Lane is suffering because you think it's a big laugh.
Well that's why. That's exactly why hurricanes hit his house.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Mister Ander, you went, oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
What about it?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You wanted to say, Oh, that's right.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
How about if I kick? Oh I Phil, wait ante
your ass? Bud, Get out of here, Bud, what are
you talking about? Get out of here? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It's okay, Bud, get in here. God damn, man's losing
their sense of humor.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
We're trying to get this thing going. Okay, I just
want to talk. So Paul said that, and I'm like, well,
you know, do you want to come on the show.
He goes, okay to talk about it. So Paul Tubby
Lane's going to be with here in just a few minutes.
Form a NASCAR driver, you know, this cat is a
sportsman and and is from the South. Where's he from, general?
(03:50):
I think he's from Alabama. I think he's like from
Huey Town. Why Hueye Town. That's Hueye Town, the name
of a town in Alabama. Okay, mister Hendery, get.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
That's what it is. What do you want to what
I mean? Who was named after getting hue.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I guess, yeah, what what's the problem. But they usually
name a town after a guy's last name. It'll be
like calling it Budtown. Maybe that is the cat's last Jesus,
but maybe that is the guy's last name, Hueie, Yes,
God general, Yes, Well, what do you find so unusual
about that? I've never heard of a guy's last name.
(04:27):
It sounds like they named the guy Huey and they go, hey,
let's let's let's live here and call it Huey Town.
Where Hugh he's going to be anyway?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Well, yeah, anyway, he'll be with us. And I think
they own like a thirty thousand square foot garage down there.
It's a pretty impressive operation. But I think Paul has
retired pretty much. But he will talk to us about
uh being on his knees praying. I won't quote that anymore.
I don't think you need to, all right, But he's
on his knees praying. And even though he's praying, his
house gets flattened by a tornado in three different excuse me,
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a hurricane in three different towns.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Before we get going, I wanted to just give you, guys,
an update the crew here. I told you guys about
the you know, the car drifting. Yeah, so Phil was
telling us that he got his car back from the
shop where he had the body shop, right, and suddenly
his car was drifting. He was having to get a
hold of the wheel and pull it back into the
end of the lane. It was kind of scary. It
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felt like the steering was going on the car. And
the first thing that I thought was, well, I've been
in a rental car for two months. Maybe it was
a little tigue one. It was a Volkswagen Tigu one
that was the rental that I had, and I was thinking, well,
maybe I'm just used to a smaller car and this
bigger car. I don't know, maybe I'm not used to
driving my own car. Been two months, so, you know. Yeah,
so Phil's driving along on this thing. It keeps pulling
(05:43):
to the right, pulling to the left. And what did
you notice today? Today? I noticed, and I don't know
why I hadn't noticed it before. The car would pull
to the right and then I would see the graphic
come up, if you will, a warning come up on
the screen right there in the dash that I was
drifting off the road onto the right shoulder. That was
(06:04):
literally you'd see the lane and then you see the
right shoulder turn rent. This was in a sort of
a representation on the dashboard, right. So I'm like, what
the hell, man is going on here? And what happened
was and this had been you know, I got the
car back on Friday, so I've had it back over
the weekend. I've only been driving in a few tures.
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Every time I took it out, I'd be driving fine,
and then all of a sudden, I feel the car
kind of overcorrect. So the car is almost like it's
on an autopilot, kind of like yeah. So I'm like,
what the hell is this? I other thought. I'm talking
to Jackie. She figured it out. She goes, you probably
have some kind of a It wasn't autopilot, but she said,
you probably have something a setting that they bumped at
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the shop that makes the car over correct or correct
or do something in terms of the steering that is automatic.
And I said, are you got to You gotta be
kidding me, man, that sounds like the most dangerous goddamn
thing I've ever heard of my life. And so she
but she was right. It turns out she was right
because as I went through the manual, and I, you know,
(07:07):
what do I know?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Man?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I don't use uh, I don't use pilot assist or
any of that shit I'm not using. I don't put
the car on autopilot or what, or a speed control
or whatever that shit is. I don't do any of that, man.
I just drive the damn car, and and I have
for years and years and years and years and years.
And so I look and it has this thing called
lane assist on a Jaguar lane assist, and this is
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what it keeps you going straight?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You got to kid me. Some people are so stupid, yeah,
had to keep it straight.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Apparently, Yeah, apparently the people are. I wouldn't call it stupid.
I don't know what their fucking problem is, but some people,
excuse my language, I.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Just think that when you throw that F word around,
people just think you're doing it gratuitously.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I'm sorry, folks. I think there's some people that are
so dumb. I don't know, man, I mean, why would
anybody need that? I don't know. So what does it do?
So this lane assist thing had been enabled at the
body shop, obviously by mistake or one of the guys
took the car out to drive and decided to engage
it and forgot to unengage it. Maybe he was concentrating
(08:08):
on something else, so he wanted to make sure that
he had this. I don't know what was going on.
When I got the car back and I'm driving it
and I feel it the wheel, it felt to me
like the steering was going on it, and it kind
of scared me. I thought maybe maybe I was losing
the steering, that the car was going to final he
was going to give out, and I'd be on the
freeway and that's the end of Phill, you know. So,
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I mean, I called up Jaguar. I said, I'm going
to bring the car in. It's due for it. It's
due for its service, I said, but I got some
other things I want you to look at. And said, okay.
So I was going to take surface streets out of
the Thousand Oaks. Now Phil lives in Ventura County. Taking
surface streets to that, I mean, it's not that far,
but I mean you'd be.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Like, yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
You'd be going like back back roads across the farm
country and stuff. Maybe, So what about it?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I don't know this seems doesn't seem that you should
do that.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I mean, he's filling or he's gonna be driving farmland.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Who gives a shit anyway, But who cares?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I just don't think it's you know, anything you want
to do you get stranded out there.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I'm Phil Henry. I'm Phil Henry. I shouldn't be driving
in farmland because I might get stranded.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, Okay, forget it, Dan, What are you worried about? Bud?
I just think that.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
If mister Henry stranded out in farm country and a
farmer comes along, I don't know it just it reminds me.
I'm sorry to say this, missus gray Black of a deliverance.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
You gotta be kidding me. No, I'm not, I'm not.
But this is not the backwoods. He'd be yes in
farm country, very close to a freeway, right, Phil, Probably? Yeah, Bud,
So I wouldn't be waylaid by farmers and dragged off
where to the silo? Yes? I don't know. I would
have it, you know, put a diaper on you. Okay,
this conversation is over it you understand, Okay? Where was
(09:54):
I You were being you were being manhandled by a farmer. No,
I'm I'm you're Oh, it's right, you're checking on the
lanessist the lane assist, the lane asist like the lowest said,
lowest lane assist. It would have made more sense.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Who's he?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
It's a sheet. I'm gonna tell you. But why don't
you take a walk?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
All right? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
It was this thing that, apparently, for whatever reason, is
enabled and is available to you in certain cars where
you may be driving. But maybe you're not all that
bright and you don't know your car is drifting across
a line and you haven't used the turn signal. I
think the excuse they give is that you're drifting across
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a marked part of the roadway and you haven't used
a signal. Now I don't know. Yes, using a signal
is very important. I always use my signal. I see
a lot of people these days don't. There's a lot
of morons.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
But in order to remind you to use a signal,
the car will correct the other way. In other words,
you want to move, let's say, go left across a
line and you haven't used the signal, the car will
sort of correct back. So the car is fighting you.
I don't know, I don't know what it's doing. That
wasn't my problem, but apparently, according to the manual, that
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was the thing. My problem was. I would drift right
maybe I don't know, and all of a sudden, this
big red thing comes up like I'm going off the road,
which I wasn't, and the car would correct in my hands.
I would feel it shift back over to the left.
It was my thinking at the time when that was happening,
that the car was losing its steering, or that I
was just not used to how the car felt I'd
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been away from it for two months, or that the
road was in some way. I was always telling Jackie
was on the phone with I said, I think there's
something wrong with the road. I think there's maybe it
dips here, or its slopes or something. And finally it
happened to the point I was off going to sprouts,
I was getting some cat food, all kinds of bullshit,
and I finally told her, I said, it got really bad.
(11:57):
I'm going to take it in. And I call up
the shop and I tell these guys, and they said,
we could walk it in, mister Henry, because we don't
have any appointments available, you can, you can come in
with it and just drop it. I was okay, fine,
and that's when she says to me, you know, when
she had a camera or something, it had some kind
of she she said, it's got this kind of autopilot
shit that goes on, you know, where the car will
will overcorrect or it will correct while you're driving. I said,
(12:20):
you're kidding. She goes no, And I glanced down and
I looked on the steering wheel and I saw a
symbol that looked like literally a road driving off to
the horizon. So you know how there were two lines
that kind of came together at a point that was
supposedly the horizon. And that's the lane assist. That got
me to thinking, so what I got the manual? I
pulled out the manual. That's exactly what there was called
(12:41):
lane assist, and it said I wish I had it
right now. But the quote was beautiful. In fact, that
here's the quote. This quote just it. It was exactly
what was going on. It kind of pissed me off.
Quote says it applies an opposing corrective steering input. What yeah, yeah,
that's their way of saying the car steers, the car
takes over the steering from you for a while and
(13:04):
tells you to go over here, not over there, And
I'm like, you got to be bullshitting me. That's the
most dangerous damn thing I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
So the car was literally when you were going one way,
the car would push it back the other way.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, and it kind of a radical I wouldn't say
it was a very gentle way. It would just all
of a sudden, it felt like I was losing the
steering in a car. Now, some people may say, you
know what, Henry, you got to get more familiar with
your automobiles, And maybe I should. I don't know, but
I don't use that shit. And that was engaged by
those clowns at the body shop for whatever reason, by mistake.
(13:37):
They're going to say they didn't do it. I'm not
going to tell you what body shop. I'm not going
to go. I'm not even taking it to them. I'm
going to stay away from those guys. Next time I
have any need of any kind of body work, it
ain't going there. But the point that I'm trying to
make here is there's no question in my mind that
some clown was in my car and enabled that, and
I get the car back and after two gd months
(14:00):
waiting around for this thing, and it feels like I'm
gonna lose the stearing. I was gonna take it over
to Jaguar tomorrow, and I wasn't, Like I said, I
wasn't gonna take the freeway. So how's the driving now?
It drives fine now because I disengage that damn lane assist.
I'll take it out a little bit more tomorrow, you know.
(14:21):
But that that was the problem. So there you go, right, yeah, yeah,
all right? Where is he? I got Paul Tubby Lane
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And welcome everyone back to the world Famous Phil Henry Show.
We haven't talked to Paul Tubby Lane in quite some time.
Paul is, as Phil indicated, a race car driver and
now I think he's an owner. Let's get Paul on
the line here from Hueytown, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Oh, how are you.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
It's great? How are you? It's great to talk to you.
I haven't spoken to you specifically a long time.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Well Sills here, but he is letting me sort of
kick us off. We want to talk to you, Paul
about your not just your your recent career, but the
problems you and the family have had recently with your
homes in uh Florida.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
That is correct.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeah, Paul, you got hit by a hurricane. I when
you were you had a home in Naples.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Yeah, well, we had a town home in Naples, myself
and Nadine. The kids are all grown and pretty much
out of the house. We have Stuart, who is attendant
junior college right now staying with us where we are
right now, as we're back in Hueytown.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
So you're back in Alabama, where you where you essentially
began your life. But you were living in Florida.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
We were living in Florida for about three or four years.
And it was interesting because I was had a run
of success. We were doing well. We once regional races
and won a regional Cup, and I started to get
into team ownership and we got to mention the garage
here in Huetown, about thirty thousand square feet. And suddenly
(17:12):
we had the town home in Naples near comes Hurricane
Ian and pretty much just gutted it. We had sofa,
maybe a sofa left. I think we had athom. The
bathroom was fine.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
You're kidding, I mean what happened. So everything got destroyed.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Everything just got soaked and out on a drive. I
came home, and I'd been up in Massachusetts. I came
home and I saw everything was out on the driveway
and in the street, some of it in the neighbor's yard.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
This was your townhouse and where this was in Naples. Oh,
so this is Hurricane Ian. Yeah, Okay. Then the following year.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Was what well, in last year we moved up to Tampa,
bought a home over there in Safety Harbor. Yeah, and
so then uh something hurricanes their name was the name
was Adalia Idelida or some he was the name of
that hurricane. Yeah, and that thing came through and destroyed
(18:12):
everything that we had. You're kidding, Paul, No, No, I'm
not kidding. And then of course this year we had
Milton where.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
We and so you got hit by Milton.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Yeah, we moved down there Sarasota.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
I understand, Paul, you keep moving, You're you're moving basically
along the same coast.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Well, yeah, I mean, you know, we liked the west
coast of Florida. We loved Naples, and we liked the
Tampa Saint Pete area, and it has never been a
problem for us. You know, we just enjoyed that part
of the There's good boating and good fishing over there.
We just enjoyed that part of the state. But all
(18:50):
of a sudden we get hit with three hurricanes and
everything that I've ever dreamed of.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
That's pretty rough. Oh yeah, you mentioned that you're a
very religious man.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Well that's the thing that I wanted to mention to
you and to your listeners. I am very religious. I
spent a lot of time praying and trying to do
what's right, trying to do the right things in life.
I wasn't always that way. I was a man who
I gave into a lot of excess. I was not
faithful to my wife. Nadian knows all of this. And
(19:23):
I lived the high life that you live when you're
a successful race driver or any kind of an athlete.
Of course, so when you say, of course, what do
you mean, I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Understand what you're talking about. Okay, So not that Phil
would do anything like that. All right, thank you, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
So yeah, I am very as a result of that.
I spent a lot of time praying and thanking God
for what I have. And then comes a hurricane and
it feels like God has decided to take just a
bucket of garbage.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Well, I don't think you can get you can be
quite like that, Paul. Why not, Well, because I don't
think God's not doing that to you. There's a lot
of people that are suffering well, but so are you
having like a crisis of faith or something?
Speaker 5 (20:11):
In a way, I am you know, I like I said,
and I've said this to you many times. That's your henry,
you know. And I've always you know, believed, and.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Uh, there's a lot of people that are very, very
happy even through the difficulty of something like this, you
know that.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good way of rationalizing it. But
I get on my knees and pray every night so
that I can come home to a home that doesn't
look like a garbage dump. And that's what God has
done to me.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
That that's what God's done to you.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Why, Why why do I have to watch it?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Well, look, hold on for a minute. If you're look,
I don't want to talk you out of anything, and
I'm not going to talk you into anything. You believe
what you believe. But you're saying God's doing this to you.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
I'm a very as I said, I'm a very religious man.
I pray and I pray, and I pray and I pray.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
And well, when you say you pray and you pray
and you pray, what are you praying.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
For, Paul. I'm praying for a healthy family. I'm praying
for safe family. I'm praying for success in business. I'm
praying for everybody's good health. And I pray for all
those things. And like I said, I came home three.
I came home last week. We've been up in Massachusetts
for some qualifying and I came home and it was
(21:27):
as if God said, thank you for praying, and here,
let me take a bucket of garbage and throw it
in your face.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
It sounds like you're angry.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
I wouldn't say that I'm anger. I'm not going to
be angry with God.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
But well, what you're talking about here, Paul, is you're
doing all these things to be a good man, hoping
that that will redound in your favor, that good things
will happen.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Exactly, yes, And what happens is and this happened two
years ago when we had Ian. I was down in Naples.
At that time, Nadie and I had purchased a beautiful condo.
It was about a seven hundred thousand dollars condo. I
came back from racing. I came back from racing. It
looks like a bomb had going off the whole area
that we lived in Naples. It looked like a bomb,
(22:14):
mister Henry, I mean not an atomic bomb, but it
looked like there'd been a bombing run, like a bombers
came in from another country and dropped bombs and blew
everything to Helen back and I looked at our beautiful
home and it looked like it just it wasn't even
a home anymore. It had been bombed.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
And you feel like God did that to you.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
No, I don't feel like God did that to me.
I feel like what God said was basically, you know
you're a good man, Paul, so I think you can
handle this. And God took a big boot and stepped
right on my house.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
All right, So God's being sort of sadistic.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't let your belief go
that way. Man, that God's being a sadist, that.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
He's just it feels like he's seeing. Okay, let's see
if you can take this. I just dumped a bucket
of garbage all over him. Okay, all kind and everything
that you could call. You know what I'm saying. When
I say that God put a bucket of garbage, I
mean garbage. When God put a duck of a garbage.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
When God threw a bucket of garbage.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
But God threw a bucket of garbage on me, it
had all It was filthy. It was filth from under
the sink.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Okay. So so it was pretty rough. Yeah, it was
very rough, rougher than what you think you deserve, very much. So, yes, sir,
Now comes Ian and that was last year, right was
it two years ago?
Speaker 5 (23:43):
I was two years ago? This other one I daily
or Adelphia or so that was last year. And then
comes here comes Milton.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
You know it's a hurricane. Milton. Where are you guys?
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Then Sarasota, Oh my god, you moved to every the
worst possible places you moved to.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
What do you want from? I mean, what am I
supposed to do? I'm looking at these I'm looking at
a home, a place where we've called home for a
lot a lot of years.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
All right, Well, Sarasota was ground zero man for Milton.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Yeah, so I found out were.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
You were you and Nadine at home?
Speaker 5 (24:16):
No, we were not. We were gone and Stevie was
with friends in Colorado. We're in a west coast actually
in California, Pomona. And the word comes down that Milton's
coming through. And I said to my wife we got
on the plane, I said, you know something, I'm going
to say a prayer that when we get back and
I get when we get to our home, it'll be
(24:38):
standing and it will be you know, God will ever
spare us. And when you got home went When I
got home, they didn't e milk, it didn't even It
wasn't recognizable as a home. It looked more like a
shack where dead people.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
You're kidding, No, So I think what you're telling me,
Paul here is that you pray and pray and pray
and pray. Three years running, the answer to your prayers
has been your home has been turned into garbage.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
On one occasion, God dump garbage on it. The other
occasion he stepped on it with a gigantic godfoot. And
this one it looks like God smoking a cigar and
decided he would butt a cigar right on tough, right
on top of your house.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yes, sir, so, well, what is the effect? I think
the most important question here, Paul, is what's the effect
on you?
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Well? Why would you say that? What's the most important
question is how do I keep this? How do I
keep this from happening?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Well, here's one thing you do?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Move, Yeah, what about that? Don't you live in Florida.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Because I'll tell you why. Because if I'm praying, and
I'm praying and praying and praying and praying, Okay, okay,
and God answers my prayer by taking a ship, you.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Really need to watch that. Okay. That's that's that would
be considered.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Blasphemis I'm sorry by he answers my prayer though, by
messing all over me.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
And well it seems as if, uh, why were you
you're why are you saying? Well, you're you're a religious man.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
I'm a very religious man. Yeah, and yes, of course,
I'm praying that the home will be safe. I prayed
during this hurricane Ian. I hope my home safe during
the hurricane I die. I hope my home safe during
Hurricane Milton. I hope the home safe. And each time
God throw a bucket of filth, he stepped on it.
I mean he and with Milton God, it's like he
(26:25):
just I don't know. It looked like he took his shit.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Okay, you're you're not going to win any friends.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Look at mister Henry. I'm the one who has lost
three homes in three years, even after I get on
my knees and pray to God, Please, God, please protect
my home.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Okay, you're asking questions I can't answer, and I don't
think anybody can. All right. I mean, I know what.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
You say, you follow Buddhism. What do you call that?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I'm not about to tell you, man. I mean, I
will just say that there's a thing called karma.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
And well, okay, so I deserve this.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I didn't say that, man, I'm just saying that there's
cause and effect in our lives, all right. I didn't
say you deserve it. I just said that that's one
explanation I don't know that is the explanation. I mean
there's a lot of explanations, bro, I mean some of
the shit. You excuse me for saying, maybe you should
have been prepared for Wait a second film.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Let's be a little harsh.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
God damn, you're saying this stuff is my fault.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I'm not saying it's your fault. I'm just saying, is
there something you might have done that you didn't do,
Something you could have done that you didn't do some
ways you know, were there precautions you could have.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Taken up Paul I was on my knees praying to God. Okay,
I understand that, and he took a slap jar, poored
it all over. And then the hurricane is the same thing.
He put took one of his slap jars. And then
here this last one, Hurricane Milton, where he butted a
cigar on my home, slapped put his slap jar on it.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
All right, So you're you feel you're being targeted by God.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
I think I am, yeah, because each time he's about
to carry out his lop jars, he decides, you know what,
I don't need to carry him to the street. I
can doublem on Pol's house. Goodbye fucking a watching Paul.
I don't need to be talked to like that, mister Henry.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I'm sorry, dude. You the way you put things is
kind of funny.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Oh you're sorry. Is your home still standing?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (28:20):
It is okay? And when you get those California fires,
do you worry about it burning down?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I know, I don't what why not? Why not? Phil?
Because I don't live near fire country. I live at
the damn ocean.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
Oh that's right, Yeah, you're you're big movie star and stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
No I'm not, man, I don't live in that hey.
I don't live that high in the hog. I just
don't live in the in fire country.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Well what do you say? And you say it's my fault.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yes, it is your fault. Kind of mister Laney. Because
you're you keep insisting on moving back to Hurricane Country.
Why don't you go to Hueytown.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Huey Town's in the middle of HRC. Huey Town's in Alabama,
do they?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I don't even remember Hughey Town ever being hit with
a hurricane, although I'm sure it has been.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
I don't want to go to a town cause Hugheytown
is where we have our's where we set up our business.
I don't want to have to tell people, yeah, hey,
come to my house in Hue Town.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Well it's better than hey, come to my house that's
been come to my house that got emptied A slap
jar hut.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Fucking assholes.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Man, I get him flying right, Yeah, yeah, mister Lane, Yeah,
mister and he got pissed off. He got pissed off.
I mean he got pissed off. Yeah, I got some
spare slap yards. Give me the phone, will you? Hey, Paul,
what's hey, Paul? What's the story.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
I apologize, mister Andrey, I really do. I just uh,
it has been a very stressful.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Time for all of us, and and I understand.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
But I what I want to do is is thank
you very very much for a hold up for just
a better way. I'm good. Yeah, Can I get a
I'm sorry, Phil, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I'm gonna let you go ahead and get your orders.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
Hey, can I get a I want to get a
jumbo jack? Okay, all right, yeah, yeah, give me have
a root beer. You got it. But mister and I
just would would simply say that this has been for
me a very tough tough time I'm good.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Okay, I'm gonna let you go, man, because it sounds
like you went around again.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Yeah, yeah, I went around. I'm sorry. I already I
already ordered from you, okay, all right, Yeah I ordered
from you. Hey, damn, yeah the thing I ordered for you, bitch.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
You look very disturbed. Yeah, I'm disturbed.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I don't know, man, I just you know, Uh, he's
obviously upset. I think we should have interviewed him at
a time when he was a little less emotional and
perhaps making a little more sense.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Well, what do you mean. I mean, we've got him.
You said you want to talk to as soon as
he's available.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah, I did. But it seems like he's still affected
by what happened to his house. He sounds angry, he
doesn't like it doesn't sound like he's thinking straight because
he's talking about loving God and praying to God and
then God dumped a slop jar in his house. Well
he feels victimized.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, I mean I would too.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Okay, he feels victimy. What do you want me to do?
What can we possibly say to him? This is a
religious question. I'm not prepared to answer. Why not, because
I'm not a religious guy. Man, I'm not a you
know this cat is saying, I pray, and I pray,
and I pray, and then God dumps a slop jar
in my house with a hurricane. What do you want
me to say?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
You said, it's like karma. I forget it.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Man.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
You know, I hope things work out for you, Paul,
I'll tell you this much. I thought my car was
gonna kill me today. I thought my car steering was
going out. I thought that my automobile was going to
go flying off a cliff with me in it. And
I come to find out that it was actually a
setting that was set wrong on the car. So I
did some investigation. I figured it out, and now the
car is fixed. And Paul, if you're still listening, even
(31:48):
after dropping the F bomb, I would say, do some investigation.
Maybe what Bud said and what the general said, maybe
it's time to move out of Florida.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Man, I not live there.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
You're gonna eat a lot of people angry. You have
a lot of friends in Florida. Why not? What did
I just say? That doesn't make sense? Why live in
a state where your ass is getting kicked everywhere? This
every year with this shit? Yeah, a lot of people say,
what do you live in California the earthquakes? Are you
kidding me or something? Earthquakes? We have an earthquake a
couple of times a year and they last ten seconds
and everything's fine. I mean, if we get the big one,
(32:18):
we get the big one. Everybody's talking about the big one.
What do you mean the big one, the big earthquake
that sends California crashing into the ocean. Read a book
or something. Well, but anyway, my advice if you live
in Florida, don't live in Florida. And I love Florida.
You just love a girl that's in Florida.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
True.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Well.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
The World Famous Phil Henry Show is executive produced by
Phil Henry for Safry Incorporated.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah, that's it. It's just we get Paul TB. Lane
and me talking about the whatever that was auto cruise
are out of control of your part? And also this
great song where.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Anyway, The World Famous Phil Henry Show Executive produced by
Phil Henry for Sampriy Incorporated.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
All rights Braser Pluck have one God Man, you're in
a hurry
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