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No, Phil, you're always changing, You're always changing the name Phil.
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online other than poor folks we have with us, Eel
Beast and eel go ahead and give everybody you we
hired you to simply announce when we have an encore. Right,
that is correct, Yes, So go ahead, give people the
announcement that you usually do well. Usually I'll come on
and say, when you have an Encore presentation, I'll see
(02:16):
the following is a world famous Phil risiw Encore presentation. Oh,
you have a very distinct and I would say a
very attractive delivery. Eel, if I may call you Eel, Yes,
that's an unusual name, isn't My name is Eel, but
it's it's a word that I'm not able to print.
It's actually the name. Let me spell it out for
you if I could. If you got a piece of paper, Yeah,
(02:40):
your name is Lawrence. Yeah, but I can't say that.
It comes out eel. What do you mean it comes
out eel? When I try to say that word that's
written there and people tell me that word sounds different. Okay,
do you do you recognize that word as a regular name.
I do, yes. But when I try to say it
my name, is it since here folks that his name
(03:01):
is Lawrence Beaston? Yes, go ahead and say that my
name is Eel Beaston. What the hell this is? This
is nothing new, Phil, You're always getting these people. Don't
talk about the guy like he's not here. I'd appreciate that.
Thank you was greenery. Well, we need to get your story, Phil.
This is about the third guy that you've had on
this show who can't say certain words. Yeah, okay, God,
(03:24):
look at that. Yeah that mysterary. I mean, mister Beaston,
no offense. But we have had we have had had had. Yeah,
look at you. You can't say have had We have
had on our program other people that can't say certain
we we we we certain? Willibu? Certain? What Willibu? That's
you can't say words either? No? I can't. I'm sorry.
(03:46):
I thought I was going to be able to. I thought,
just this one time, I thought God would have mercy
on me and allow me to say Willibu fuck me?
All right? First thing we got to get out of
the way is what's the language? Yes, you're absolutely right.
So we've established that you can't say your own name,
which is Lawrence. It comes out eel. That is correct. Yes,
(04:07):
And we now established that you can't say word the
word word it comes out. Say it again, Willibu. So
I would say that I'd like to have Willibu with you.
If I was a police officer, I'd like to have
words with you. Yeah, Well, what's everyone looking at me?
Like I came out of a giraffe's ass. Why is that? Why?
Look nothing against you? Eel or Lawrence? Can I what
(04:29):
do you want me to call you? Calby? What call me?
My name is? Actually my name is Elini? What is Alini?
What is that? That's right here? I'll write it down, Larry. Yes,
So if we call you Lawrence, it's Eel And if
we call you Larry, it's Eliebi that is That's right. Yeah,
I've never heard of this ailment before, Bill, Mister Beeston
(04:51):
is not the first person that you've had on the program.
Is your last name Beston? Yes? It is. I thought
you said Easton? Did I say Eel Easton? No? I
meant to say Eel Beaston. We have with this Eel Beaston,
who is the announcer on our show who says, hey,
the following is the world famous Phil Henry Show on
core presentation. Say it again, Eel, so that people, or
I mean Larry, I appreciate if you call me by
(05:11):
my legitimate name. Okay, Larry, do it again. The following
is a world famous Phil Hendry Show hardcore presentation. And
you're at I'm Eel Beaston, okay, Eel Beaston? And what
do you call this right here. That's a Willie be
I was pointing at a word. Yeah. Well, all right,
I think we've all uh, well, what are you doing?
(05:32):
That's nothing against you, mister Beston, But I've got the
things I got to do besides this chicken shit, besides
this chicken shit. Well, I didn't you know they said
that you wanted to interview me because you'd like to
interview a lot of the announcers. Well, I do, but
I don't know that you're going to be able to
do an interview with you because there's certain words you
can't say. I guess we should just do the interview.
(05:53):
I would say, do the interview and I'll say what
I can say. All right, where were you born, Phil?
I was born in but Mississippi. There is no such city.
I know that I'm here. I'll write it down Jackson. Yes,
look he's laughing. This is what If it was up
to me and there's no offense here, mister Beaston, I
would say, thank you, but get lost. We got a
(06:14):
show to do. Well, I believe me. In my life,
I've had an awful lot of pogo boys. Tell me
the same thing, and what's a pogo boy? They're right, here,
I'll write it down people. Yeah, so you've had a
lot of people tell you the same thing, that you're
kind of a wasted time to interview. That is correct. Yeah,
you were born in Jackson, Mississippi. Yes, okay, and you
(06:36):
can't so you can't say Jackson word. I forget whatever else. Well,
there's like I say, we'll discover them as we go
along to want to interview me? All right, we're talking
here with with Lawrence or Larry. Oh that's the other thing, Larry,
what is it? Well, my name is Eel. My nickname
is Alibi. That's right, Alieby. And you can't say the word.
(06:56):
You can't say word. No, well I try to say woolooboo.
Woollaboo is word? Yeah, we're talking here with Eel Beeston
or if you will, Larry Beston. He is the announcer
on our show who lets us know that a show
is an encore presentation. So thank god you know those words?
Huh yeah? Will they had auditioned me, I think, Margaret,
(07:18):
you had auditioned me to be the announcer on the promo,
but I was unable to complete that. Well, yes, he
was having the same problem, and I just said, why
don't we wait to talk to Phil? Well that was
about six months ago. That's fine. Well what was he
not able to say? He couldn't say the greatest value
online other than porn. Go ahead or Larry or Lawrence
(07:38):
or what you could call me if you want to
call me Willeby or Willoba be Willebb is what this
word here? Larry? In any event? So uh, yes, go
ahead and do for Phil what you done did for
me or not done did. That's the other thing. When
you talked to Il you start to get dumber. You
know the dumb tongue. Phil and our listeners are familiar
with dumb tongue, something that affects the the Dooley family.
(08:02):
But you can get dun tung dun tongue talking to
mister Beaston. You almost said, Easton, I know what I
almost said. Okay, you can get dumb tongue talking to
mister Beaston. Bill, Why are you no no offense? Mister Beaston?
Why are we wasting time interviewing this man because the
story is interesting, but me not want to talk. Look
(08:22):
at that say, I just Phil's got dumb tongue. I'm
awfully sorry, mister cuckoo. But mister cuckoo is that Henry? Yes, sir,
this is the Phil Cuckoo show. Little shut up budd Hey,
how you doing, mister Beaston? How are you? Bugger boy?
That's I can't even see. I can't say bud, can't you? No,
(08:43):
he's bugger boy. Jackson, Mississippi is butt fuck Mississippi. Yeah,
will Leeby is the word for word. And then you
say uh for let's see what else. Then there's Boola
Boo is the what is it? Boola boo is no,
bilibi is butt fuck is the name of Jackson, Mississippi.
And then there is Willie be There's my name, which
(09:06):
is Eel, and then eb is my nickname. Your name
is Eel. Your name is actually for fuck this. Wait
a minute, what are you guys doing? Thank you very much, sir.
Do you even work for me? Yes? I do. I'm
he's the guy that does that whole the following. Okay,
thanks thanks very much, Larry or Eel, I prefer the
(09:29):
real one, Larry. Yes, sir, all right, buddy, have you
gone to a neurologist or anything for this? You know?
This was asked of me by your staff. They said,
have you been off to have you gone to see
a nutsack licker? Which I said that I had no wait, wait,
hold on, what is nutsack licker here? Neurologist? Neurologist? Yeah, okay,
(09:52):
when Phil laps, it destroys things even further. I understand
that because I would rather you take me seriously, mister Hedrey,
I am taking you seriously, but leave me. But you
live in but you grew up in butt fuck Mississippi.
You go off to see a nuts Austraighta's not going
to help mister Easton at all. It really you don't
have to talk to me, mister Andry, No, it's fine.
(10:13):
We're talking here with Larry Easton, who calls himself ill
because he can't say the word Larry can't even say
the word Lawrence. He's not able to say the word word.
He can't say Jackson, Mississippi. He can't say dot or neurologist.
And there's a number of words that you're not able
to see. Now, the biggest question we have, I got
it general. Well, I just asked him the question how
(10:35):
did this start? When did it start? Well, all right,
that's a great that's a great question. It started Phil
when I was much younger. I was in a Catholic
school and I noticed that the wild hoore that was
my teacher. Wait, okay, you just said the wild whore. Oh,
let me write down the word none. Yeah, I'm sorry,
(10:56):
the wild horp. Why did these words come to you
like that? I don't know. I honestly don't know. Have
you had an like we were saying, did you go
see Yeah? Did you go see a nutsack liquor? Yes?
I did. I okay, let's use the word neurologists. But okay,
that's the one he used. Yeah, I do. I call
I went to see a nutsack liquor. And he said
(11:16):
that this looked like it might have been caused by
some kind of an electrical or lightning strike. I mean,
I had some trauma associated with being electrocuted, and this
is what causes your your brain to scramble words. No,
my brain doesn't scramble. Will he be? That's that's words? Yeah, Uh,
(11:36):
it doesn't scramble will he be? So much as it
porcupines and then zebra boy uptown? Okay, hold on, you
just says as it porcupines and zebra boy uptown. My
mind doesn't scramble words so much as it re orders
them logically, that's what porcupine and zebra town, zebra boy
(11:59):
uptown means. What we got it. Don't worry about it,
eel go ahead, all right, So I guess this doesn't matter.
I mean, I'm trying to figure out well because of
this trauma. And again it started when I was in
class and this raging horror asked me a question. Raging
horror means none, folks. Yeah, I'm sorry, and I came
(12:23):
out with I think the question that the raging horror
asked me was because it was during a I was
during a full monkey exposition test. Man, what is a
full monkey exposition confirmation. Yes, it's a Catholic full monkey exposition,
(12:43):
the full Catholic confirmation sacrament. Yeah, we were taking a test, okay,
and we were asked who we thought Bob's law was,
and we said, Bob's law is a supreme being. You
know that. Wait, wait, Bob's law is God? Well, yes,
that's that's the word. I don't know how to say
(13:04):
that word. So all right, so far we've got you.
You can't say God, you can't say none. I don't
know what some of these other words that you were using.
You can't say word. You can't say you know, how
is it? And when you were a kid you were electrocuted.
You can't say confirmation, which is a full monkey exposition
in your world. Wait, you have to understand, I know
(13:25):
what it is. It's that word. I just can't say it.
Do you? Are you consciously aware of not being able
to say this or what? No, it's it's almost like
a metal block and what comes out. For instance, I'm
thinking of my slob Gardener's birthday, your slob Gardner's birthday.
Who is that fit? Your dad? Yes, that's the threat there,
(13:49):
your dad. Yes, but you can't say dad. I can't
say slob gardener, and I can't say slob gardener e.
And what is that this word? Father? Yes? So your
slob Gardner's birthday is your father's birthday? Yes? Or when
he and my order were blown, he and your honor
were blown? Right? What's the order? Is mother and blown married? Yeah?
(14:13):
When he and your hon were blown. Look, mister Henry,
I was asked to sit down and explain these things,
and I'm happy to do it. But I don't want
to be any bother to you. No, it's fine. I
just wonder. This isn't anything we get doctor Sadler, is it?
Doctor Sadler wouldn't know anything about this. I could call
him up though, call him up. Is he still in
New York? Oh? He may not be. Well, who's in
(14:35):
New York that we know? Well? There is doctor Luner. Oh,
I know Flabby Dick Luner? Flabby Dick Is that means doctor? Yes?
Is flabby? Is doctor Lunar around here? But we could
get him in uh, but not backphone. You'd probably get
him later for an interview. We're talking here with Larry Beaston,
who is our announcer on the UH generally on our
(14:57):
encore shows, the guy who says, go ahead, Blairry do it.
The following is a world famous phil Intery Show encore presentation. Right,
come to find out that there's certain words you can't say.
I don't even think buy this, Larry. But we've been
through this before with at least one or two other guests,
and it's really it gets nowhere. Do you understand that? No?
I totally understand. Yeah, and I know how it could
be very frustrating. Yeah, So how much more of this
(15:19):
of our time do you want to waste? For this
film nothing, I guess Larry, I wish you the very best.
I wish that you didn't have this problem. I mean, well,
you know it's not that bad. Actually, people get a
kick out of you know. I'll say something like, well,
I'm gonna go and get some bun bun meal and
slather my wiener. What does that mean here, I'm writing
it down, Go and get some dinner. Yes, yeah, gonna
(15:42):
go and get some bun meal and slather your wiener.
Goddamn it, he's laughing at this guy. I don't like
him laughing at me. Why not? I don't know, you
look funny? Hey, what what I'm laughing at you? That
doesn't bother me. But this guy here, Okay, listen, listen,
Eil hold On, Larry, Bud's laughing at you with good reason. Okay,
slather my wiener. That's just how I say it. God,
(16:04):
we're gonna be right back with this guy here, Eil Beeston.
What his real name is, Larry or Lawrence Beaston and
the words that he doesn't know how to say. Like
I said, I think we've been here before, No, we have.
We've interviewed at least two other people that have this condition.
Do you know as your doctor told you what it is.
My doctor calls it the hot poker when you go, uh,
(16:26):
what is that? Neurological damage to the activity part of
the brain and that's sitting on a hot poker and
going ah yeah. We'll be right back with more in
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(17:07):
than bingo suffering that means porn Bingo's suffering. Hello, everybody,
it's Phil Henry back here at our studios in New
York City, I say studios. We're actually sitting on the
floor in the living room of my apartment here on
fifty first Street. We are joined by Lawrence Beeston, the
announcer for our encore shows a man who suffers from
(17:27):
and but if you looked this up, yeah, I have.
This is a condition called Yeah, it's a condition called
verbal fear. And what is it called verbal fear? You're
afraid of certain phrases and words, afraid of putting certain
phrases words together, and it is it's not psychological. It
is caused by a physical damage, of physical injury. So
you figured this is caused by the lightning strike. I
(17:48):
don't know if his lightning strike. It was an electrocute
of some kind. Back when I was fifteen, we were
fooling around and I licked. I put an electrical cord
in my mouth and had someone throw the sway because
I wanted to see if I would light up. Well,
that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Tell me about it.
See you put an electrical the open iron, the open
(18:10):
ended wire. What'd you say, the open ended wire? Yes, yes,
I did. I put it in my mouth and I
had my friend throw the switch. And so you were electrocuted. Yeah,
And from that day forward, there were certain words. Did
you know beforehand what words you could say or not say? No,
it just in not being able to feel the finger
up there. I suddenly realized there was a problem with that.
(18:33):
What do you mean, feel the finger up there? Communicate? Yeah, okay, yeah,
that's I'm sorry. In not being able to, I realized
that I had a big problem. And I said about
trying to put sab on my dick. What does that mean?
I'm sorry. I said about trying to solve the problem.
(18:54):
And you used the sort of the phrase sab on
my dick. Yes, I think I don't know what to think.
It was great, not like the mean it's doing it
on purpose. I understand that. But this is a this
is a very inconvenient problem, isn't it? Tell me about it.
I in going to meet the President of the United States.
I was representing a disabled people at the thirteenth Disabled
(19:14):
Conference in North America. And at the time I was
meeting President oiled Anis and wait, wait, wait who you
just oh, I'm sorry Trump, President oiled Anus. Yeah, I'm sorry,
President Trump. Okay, and yeah. At that time, and suddenly
I got very nervous and the words just came out
and I said, thank you, President oiled Anus, and he
(19:36):
gave me a very weird look. And then I started
into my speech and I got off on the black
hor and everything, just you know, the dark horror, and
well a lot of the replacement words. I mean, good lord,
you call it butt fuck Mississippi. Yes, that's Jackson Mississippi. Yes, sir,
that's correct. And have you written down? I was gonna say,
(19:59):
do you write these words down to know to avoid them? Well,
there's so many of them. It's it's impossible to blow
your coach. You know, it's impossible to blow your coach.
It's impossible to remember. Yes, Well, I got to say,
this is a this is a problem that some people
that have been on our program have had before, but
I haven't heard of anybody having it to the extent
(20:20):
that you have it, mister Beeston. Yea, I wish you
all the best. We're going to do a whole review
on what I've been eating over the last five days. Well,
I mean you can still do that, can you? I guess,
but I mean we're almost okay. Well right there, that
is delicious, right there? Now, what do you call that
Dave's bread? What do you mean? What do I call it? Well,
(20:41):
I don't know if you've had a different word for that. No, no,
And I can see you put donkey sperm on it.
Blue cheese dressing. Yeah, yeah, right, good god, donkey sperm. Well,
that's that's that's how you say. You can't say blue cheese, No,
I cannot. It's impossible. You replace that with donkey sperm.
(21:02):
And this sometimes I use these. Oh yeah, those are altoids.
That's if you have gigantic eyeballs, bad breath. Yeah, that's right,
gigantic eyeballs. And this is donkey sperm. But this is
Dave's bread. Yeah, that's Dave's bread in a gorilla's rubber
in a plastic bag. Yeah, that's right, all right, anyway,
(21:24):
it was trended. What I want to say more than
anything is I thank you very much for letting me
come in and be on your show. I've listened to
your show. It makes me, It makes me want to
defecate and just drag my ass on a on the
pavement until my rectum is clean. Does that? What does
that mean? That's exactly what it what it means. It
makes me want to drag my ass on the pavement.
(21:46):
Get out of here. Oh wait a minute, get out
of here. What how did that guy get in here?
You wanted to interview him on account of what he does,
on account of what he does, because he's the answer
on the encourse. Oh okay, I've really that's what I
want to do. You want to drag your anus on
the pavement until you feel better? No, until it's clean.
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online other than poor folks we have with us, Eel
Beast and eel go ahead and give everybody you we
hired you to simply announce when we have an encore. Right,
that is correct, Yes, So go ahead, give people the
announcement that you usually do well. Usually I'll come on
and say, when you have an Encore presentation, I'll see
(02:16):
the following is a world famous Phil risiw Encore presentation. Oh,
you have a very distinct and I would say a
very attractive delivery. Eel, if I may call you Eel, Yes,
that's an unusual name, isn't My name is Eel, but
it's it's a word that I'm not able to print.
It's actually the name. Let me spell it out for
you if I could. If you got a piece of paper, Yeah,
(02:40):
your name is Lawrence. Yeah, but I can't say that.
It comes out eel. What do you mean it comes
out eel? When I try to say that word that's
written there and people tell me that word sounds different. Okay,
do you do you recognize that word as a regular name.
I do, yes. But when I try to say it
my name, is it since here folks that his name
(03:01):
is Lawrence Beaston? Yes, go ahead and say that my
name is Eel Beaston. What the hell this is? This
is nothing new, Phil, You're always getting these people. Don't
talk about the guy like he's not here. I'd appreciate that.
Thank you was greenery. Well, we need to get your story, Phil.
This is about the third guy that you've had on
this show who can't say certain words. Yeah, okay, God,
(03:24):
look at that. Yeah that mysterary. I mean, mister Beaston,
no offense. But we have had we have had had had. Yeah,
look at you. You can't say have had We have
had on our program other people that can't say certain
we we we we certain? Willibu? Certain? What Willibu? That's
you can't say words either? No? I can't. I'm sorry.
(03:46):
I thought I was going to be able to. I thought,
just this one time, I thought God would have mercy
on me and allow me to say Willibu fuck me?
All right? First thing we got to get out of
the way is what's the language? Yes, you're absolutely right.
So we've established that you can't say your own name,
which is Lawrence. It comes out eel. That is correct. Yes,
(04:07):
And we now established that you can't say word the
word word it comes out. Say it again, Willibu. So
I would say that I'd like to have Willibu with you.
If I was a police officer, I'd like to have
words with you. Yeah, Well, what's everyone looking at me?
Like I came out of a giraffe's ass. Why is that? Why?
Look nothing against you? Eel or Lawrence? Can I what
(04:29):
do you want me to call you? Calby? What call me?
My name is? Actually my name is Elini? What is Alini?
What is that? That's right here? I'll write it down, Larry. Yes,
So if we call you Lawrence, it's Eel And if
we call you Larry, it's Eliebi that is That's right. Yeah,
I've never heard of this ailment before, Bill, Mister Beeston
(04:51):
is not the first person that you've had on the program.
Is your last name Beston? Yes? It is. I thought
you said Easton? Did I say Eel Easton? No? I
meant to say Eel Beaston. We have with this Eel Beaston,
who is the announcer on our show who says, hey,
the following is the world famous Phil Henry Show on
core presentation. Say it again, Eel, so that people, or
I mean Larry, I appreciate if you call me by
(05:11):
my legitimate name. Okay, Larry, do it again. The following
is a world famous Phil Hendry Show hardcore presentation. And
you're at I'm Eel Beaston, okay, Eel Beaston? And what
do you call this right here. That's a Willie be
I was pointing at a word. Yeah. Well, all right,
I think we've all uh, well, what are you doing?
(05:32):
That's nothing against you, mister Beston, But I've got the
things I got to do besides this chicken shit, besides
this chicken shit. Well, I didn't you know they said
that you wanted to interview me because you'd like to
interview a lot of the announcers. Well, I do, but
I don't know that you're going to be able to
do an interview with you because there's certain words you
can't say. I guess we should just do the interview.
(05:53):
I would say, do the interview and I'll say what
I can say. All right, where were you born, Phil?
I was born in but Mississippi. There is no such city.
I know that I'm here. I'll write it down Jackson. Yes,
look he's laughing. This is what If it was up
to me and there's no offense here, mister Beaston, I
would say, thank you, but get lost. We got a
(06:14):
show to do. Well, I believe me. In my life,
I've had an awful lot of pogo boys. Tell me
the same thing, and what's a pogo boy? They're right, here,
I'll write it down people. Yeah, so you've had a
lot of people tell you the same thing, that you're
kind of a wasted time to interview. That is correct. Yeah,
you were born in Jackson, Mississippi. Yes, okay, and you
(06:36):
can't so you can't say Jackson word. I forget whatever else. Well,
there's like I say, we'll discover them as we go
along to want to interview me? All right, we're talking
here with with Lawrence or Larry. Oh that's the other thing, Larry,
what is it? Well, my name is Eel. My nickname
is Alibi. That's right, Alieby. And you can't say the word.
(06:56):
You can't say word. No, well I try to say woolooboo.
Woollaboo is word? Yeah, we're talking here with Eel Beeston
or if you will, Larry Beston. He is the announcer
on our show who lets us know that a show
is an encore presentation. So thank god you know those words?
Huh yeah? Will they had auditioned me, I think, Margaret,
(07:18):
you had auditioned me to be the announcer on the promo,
but I was unable to complete that. Well, yes, he
was having the same problem, and I just said, why
don't we wait to talk to Phil? Well that was
about six months ago. That's fine. Well what was he
not able to say? He couldn't say the greatest value
online other than porn. Go ahead or Larry or Lawrence
(07:38):
or what you could call me if you want to
call me Willeby or Willoba be Willebb is what this
word here? Larry? In any event? So uh, yes, go
ahead and do for Phil what you done did for
me or not done did. That's the other thing. When
you talked to Il you start to get dumber. You
know the dumb tongue. Phil and our listeners are familiar
with dumb tongue, something that affects the the Dooley family.
(08:02):
But you can get dun tung dun tongue talking to
mister Beaston. You almost said, Easton, I know what I
almost said. Okay, you can get dumb tongue talking to
mister Beaston. Bill, Why are you no no offense? Mister Beaston?
Why are we wasting time interviewing this man because the
story is interesting, but me not want to talk. Look
(08:22):
at that say, I just Phil's got dumb tongue. I'm
awfully sorry, mister cuckoo. But mister cuckoo is that Henry? Yes, sir,
this is the Phil Cuckoo show. Little shut up budd Hey,
how you doing, mister Beaston? How are you? Bugger boy?
That's I can't even see. I can't say bud, can't you? No,
(08:43):
he's bugger boy. Jackson, Mississippi is butt fuck Mississippi. Yeah,
will Leeby is the word for word. And then you
say uh for let's see what else. Then there's Boola
Boo is the what is it? Boola boo is no,
bilibi is butt fuck is the name of Jackson, Mississippi.
And then there is Willie be There's my name, which
(09:06):
is Eel, and then eb is my nickname. Your name
is Eel. Your name is actually for fuck this. Wait
a minute, what are you guys doing? Thank you very much, sir.
Do you even work for me? Yes? I do. I'm
he's the guy that does that whole the following. Okay,
thanks thanks very much, Larry or Eel, I prefer the
(09:29):
real one, Larry. Yes, sir, all right, buddy, have you
gone to a neurologist or anything for this? You know?
This was asked of me by your staff. They said,
have you been off to have you gone to see
a nutsack licker? Which I said that I had no wait, wait,
hold on, what is nutsack licker here? Neurologist? Neurologist? Yeah, okay,
(09:52):
when Phil laps, it destroys things even further. I understand
that because I would rather you take me seriously, mister Hedrey,
I am taking you seriously, but leave me. But you
live in but you grew up in butt fuck Mississippi.
You go off to see a nuts Austraighta's not going
to help mister Easton at all. It really you don't
have to talk to me, mister Andry, No, it's fine.
(10:13):
We're talking here with Larry Easton, who calls himself ill
because he can't say the word Larry can't even say
the word Lawrence. He's not able to say the word word.
He can't say Jackson, Mississippi. He can't say dot or neurologist.
And there's a number of words that you're not able
to see. Now, the biggest question we have, I got
it general. Well, I just asked him the question how
(10:35):
did this start? When did it start? Well, all right,
that's a great that's a great question. It started Phil
when I was much younger. I was in a Catholic
school and I noticed that the wild hoore that was
my teacher. Wait, okay, you just said the wild whore. Oh,
let me write down the word none. Yeah, I'm sorry,
(10:56):
the wild horp. Why did these words come to you
like that? I don't know. I honestly don't know. Have
you had an like we were saying, did you go
see Yeah? Did you go see a nutsack liquor? Yes?
I did. I okay, let's use the word neurologists. But okay,
that's the one he used. Yeah, I do. I call
I went to see a nutsack liquor. And he said
(11:16):
that this looked like it might have been caused by
some kind of an electrical or lightning strike. I mean,
I had some trauma associated with being electrocuted, and this
is what causes your your brain to scramble words. No,
my brain doesn't scramble. Will he be? That's that's words? Yeah, Uh,
(11:36):
it doesn't scramble will he be? So much as it
porcupines and then zebra boy uptown? Okay, hold on, you
just says as it porcupines and zebra boy uptown. My
mind doesn't scramble words so much as it re orders
them logically, that's what porcupine and zebra town, zebra boy
(11:59):
uptown means. What we got it. Don't worry about it,
eel go ahead, all right, So I guess this doesn't matter.
I mean, I'm trying to figure out well because of
this trauma. And again it started when I was in
class and this raging horror asked me a question. Raging
horror means none, folks. Yeah, I'm sorry, and I came
(12:23):
out with I think the question that the raging horror
asked me was because it was during a I was
during a full monkey exposition test. Man, what is a
full monkey exposition confirmation. Yes, it's a Catholic full monkey exposition,
(12:43):
the full Catholic confirmation sacrament. Yeah, we were taking a test, okay,
and we were asked who we thought Bob's law was,
and we said, Bob's law is a supreme being. You
know that. Wait, wait, Bob's law is God? Well, yes,
that's that's the word. I don't know how to say
(13:04):
that word. So all right, so far we've got you.
You can't say God, you can't say none. I don't
know what some of these other words that you were using.
You can't say word. You can't say you know, how
is it? And when you were a kid you were electrocuted.
You can't say confirmation, which is a full monkey exposition
in your world. Wait, you have to understand, I know
(13:25):
what it is. It's that word. I just can't say it.
Do you? Are you consciously aware of not being able
to say this or what? No, it's it's almost like
a metal block and what comes out. For instance, I'm
thinking of my slob Gardener's birthday, your slob Gardner's birthday.
Who is that fit? Your dad? Yes, that's the threat there,
(13:49):
your dad. Yes, but you can't say dad. I can't
say slob gardener, and I can't say slob gardener e.
And what is that this word? Father? Yes? So your
slob Gardner's birthday is your father's birthday? Yes? Or when
he and my order were blown, he and your honor
were blown? Right? What's the order? Is mother and blown married? Yeah?
(14:13):
When he and your hon were blown. Look, mister Henry,
I was asked to sit down and explain these things,
and I'm happy to do it. But I don't want
to be any bother to you. No, it's fine. I
just wonder. This isn't anything we get doctor Sadler, is it?
Doctor Sadler wouldn't know anything about this. I could call
him up though, call him up. Is he still in
New York? Oh? He may not be. Well, who's in
(14:35):
New York that we know? Well? There is doctor Luner. Oh,
I know Flabby Dick Luner? Flabby Dick Is that means doctor? Yes?
Is flabby? Is doctor Lunar around here? But we could
get him in uh, but not backphone. You'd probably get
him later for an interview. We're talking here with Larry Beaston,
who is our announcer on the UH generally on our
(14:57):
encore shows, the guy who says, go ahead, Blairry do it.
The following is a world famous phil Intery Show encore presentation. Right,
come to find out that there's certain words you can't say.
I don't even think buy this, Larry. But we've been
through this before with at least one or two other guests,
and it's really it gets nowhere. Do you understand that? No?
I totally understand. Yeah, and I know how it could
be very frustrating. Yeah, So how much more of this
(15:19):
of our time do you want to waste? For this
film nothing, I guess Larry, I wish you the very best.
I wish that you didn't have this problem. I mean, well,
you know it's not that bad. Actually, people get a
kick out of you know. I'll say something like, well,
I'm gonna go and get some bun bun meal and
slather my wiener. What does that mean here, I'm writing
it down, Go and get some dinner. Yes, yeah, gonna
(15:42):
go and get some bun meal and slather your wiener.
Goddamn it, he's laughing at this guy. I don't like
him laughing at me. Why not? I don't know, you
look funny? Hey, what what I'm laughing at you? That
doesn't bother me. But this guy here, Okay, listen, listen,
Eil hold On, Larry, Bud's laughing at you with good reason. Okay,
slather my wiener. That's just how I say it. God,
(16:04):
we're gonna be right back with this guy here, Eil Beeston.
What his real name is, Larry or Lawrence Beaston and
the words that he doesn't know how to say. Like
I said, I think we've been here before, No, we have.
We've interviewed at least two other people that have this condition.
Do you know as your doctor told you what it is.
My doctor calls it the hot poker when you go, uh,
(16:26):
what is that? Neurological damage to the activity part of
the brain and that's sitting on a hot poker and
going ah yeah. We'll be right back with more in
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(16:46):
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(17:07):
than bingo suffering that means porn Bingo's suffering. Hello, everybody,
it's Phil Henry back here at our studios in New
York City, I say studios. We're actually sitting on the
floor in the living room of my apartment here on
fifty first Street. We are joined by Lawrence Beeston, the
announcer for our encore shows a man who suffers from
(17:27):
and but if you looked this up, yeah, I have.
This is a condition called Yeah, it's a condition called
verbal fear. And what is it called verbal fear? You're
afraid of certain phrases and words, afraid of putting certain
phrases words together, and it is it's not psychological. It
is caused by a physical damage, of physical injury. So
you figured this is caused by the lightning strike. I
(17:48):
don't know if his lightning strike. It was an electrocute
of some kind. Back when I was fifteen, we were
fooling around and I licked. I put an electrical cord
in my mouth and had someone throw the sway because
I wanted to see if I would light up. Well,
that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Tell me about it.
See you put an electrical the open iron, the open
(18:10):
ended wire. What'd you say, the open ended wire? Yes, yes,
I did. I put it in my mouth and I
had my friend throw the switch. And so you were electrocuted. Yeah,
And from that day forward, there were certain words. Did
you know beforehand what words you could say or not say? No,
it just in not being able to feel the finger
up there. I suddenly realized there was a problem with that.
(18:33):
What do you mean, feel the finger up there? Communicate? Yeah, okay, yeah,
that's I'm sorry. In not being able to, I realized
that I had a big problem. And I said about
trying to put sab on my dick. What does that mean?
I'm sorry. I said about trying to solve the problem.
(18:54):
And you used the sort of the phrase sab on
my dick. Yes, I think I don't know what to think.
It was great, not like the mean it's doing it
on purpose. I understand that. But this is a this
is a very inconvenient problem, isn't it? Tell me about it.
I in going to meet the President of the United States.
I was representing a disabled people at the thirteenth Disabled
(19:14):
Conference in North America. And at the time I was
meeting President oiled Anis and wait, wait, wait who you
just oh, I'm sorry Trump, President oiled Anus. Yeah, I'm sorry,
President Trump. Okay, and yeah. At that time, and suddenly
I got very nervous and the words just came out
and I said, thank you, President oiled Anus, and he
(19:36):
gave me a very weird look. And then I started
into my speech and I got off on the black
hor and everything, just you know, the dark horror, and
well a lot of the replacement words. I mean, good lord,
you call it butt fuck Mississippi. Yes, that's Jackson Mississippi. Yes, sir,
that's correct. And have you written down? I was gonna say,
(19:59):
do you write these words down to know to avoid them? Well,
there's so many of them. It's it's impossible to blow
your coach. You know, it's impossible to blow your coach.
It's impossible to remember. Yes, Well, I got to say,
this is a this is a problem that some people
that have been on our program have had before, but
I haven't heard of anybody having it to the extent
(20:20):
that you have it, mister Beeston. Yea, I wish you
all the best. We're going to do a whole review
on what I've been eating over the last five days. Well,
I mean you can still do that, can you? I guess,
but I mean we're almost okay. Well right there, that
is delicious, right there? Now, what do you call that
Dave's bread? What do you mean? What do I call it? Well,
(20:41):
I don't know if you've had a different word for that. No, no,
And I can see you put donkey sperm on it.
Blue cheese dressing. Yeah, yeah, right, good god, donkey sperm. Well,
that's that's that's how you say. You can't say blue cheese, No,
I cannot. It's impossible. You replace that with donkey sperm.
(21:02):
And this sometimes I use these. Oh yeah, those are altoids.
That's if you have gigantic eyeballs, bad breath. Yeah, that's right,
gigantic eyeballs. And this is donkey sperm. But this is
Dave's bread. Yeah, that's Dave's bread in a gorilla's rubber
in a plastic bag. Yeah, that's right, all right, anyway,
(21:24):
it was trended. What I want to say more than
anything is I thank you very much for letting me
come in and be on your show. I've listened to
your show. It makes me, It makes me want to
defecate and just drag my ass on a on the
pavement until my rectum is clean. Does that? What does
that mean? That's exactly what it what it means. It
makes me want to drag my ass on the pavement.
(21:46):
Get out of here. Oh wait a minute, get out
of here. What how did that guy get in here?
You wanted to interview him on account of what he does,
on account of what he does, because he's the answer
on the encourse. Oh okay, I've really that's what I
want to do. You want to drag your anus on
the pavement until you feel better? No, until it's clean.
(22:09):
That's right, I forgot. The World Famous Phil Henry Show
is executive produced. You want to do this? Yeah, let
me do it. Oh, Philly's gonna carve it up. No,
it's fine. World Famous Phil Henry Monkey Dick. The World
Famous Phil Henry Monkey Dick is executive produced by Phil
Henry Ford Cemprey Soccer Ball, Get out of Here Man
(22:31):
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