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No?
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Speaker 2 (01:59):
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Speaker 1 (02:03):
Hey family, it's Phil Henry here from New York City.
Next week we will be dealing with Ted Bell and
Ted Awen. But to kind of introduce us to Ted
Awaine as a show from Bobby and Ted, Bobby Dooley
had issued Directive six, the do Directive six. Ted Bell
reacts to Ted Awaine. All of that ahead here on
today's world famous Phil Henry Show. The following is a
(02:25):
Phil Henry show on corpors Dation. All right, man, Bobby
Dooley and Steve doing that. You know that music that
is generally the harbinger. You know what does that mean?
And what does that mean? The harbinger?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
It is the It is the the signal, the sign
that something's going to.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Are you sure? I don't know?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well anyway, yeah, it's it's generally the sign of the
signal that the Dooleys are with us, and they are. Now,
before we bring on Bobby and Steve, I want to, oh,
what we've got. The controversy here is that she said
it is Badoo directive six.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yes, she has come out with Badoo Directive six.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
What is this all about?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Now?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Now the hold on before you start giving me the
Boodoo directive six. Boodoo is what pharaoh we've been all
through this. Boodoo is what she is officially called by
the homeowners there. She is the Badoo okay, and she
got that name. How she got it through the uh
what's his name? Through Doug dang your shorthand you know, yeah,
it's like Bobby Dooley, Bobby Badoo. It's Badoo is shorthand
(03:30):
for Bobby Dooley, and she's the badoo.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Hey, you know all of this.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Man, don't pretend like you don't. Okay, So she's the badoo.
And now she has directives. Yes, she has directives because
she feels but.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
You have the yeah, I got right.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
And in the note, she feels she's been disrespected and
disrespected too as the people drive by and they did
not knowledge the high rear end.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Now, the reason why she feels acknowledging her quote unquote
high rear end is important is because Bobby stays physically fit.
She feels she's an example not just morally and not
just in terms of behavior, but also physically to the
homeowners there. So she is, in her mind a great
homeowners association president and exemplary mother and wife as well
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as someone who's physically fit. And the symbol of that
is the fact now she just a symbol of that
is the fact that her rear end is taught tight.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Yeah, and it's it's tight, it's tight and high.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
What are you looking at I'm looking at all three
of you people. You're taking this stuff seriously, Phil, this
is the woman's world.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
This is home owners Association. Phil is the Westerner cate.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
What do you want?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
What do you want for us to do about it? Yeah,
it's her world. We're just looking at her, at her
higher rear end.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Whatever.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Okay, all right, Bobby's gonna come on with us. Ted
Bell I think was a scheduled Ted Bell is filing
a lawsuit.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
We'll hear more.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Harvey Warmantle here will be on to talk about that.
What kind of lawsuit? Well, he thinks that they're speaking
of the Dooley's there, spooker, Ramma rips off ted a
Ween oh for crimet. Okay, Bobby Dooley and Steve Dooley
from the western Er States Homeowners Association.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Joining us online. Five here and okay, so Bobby tell
me what's going on?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Oh hi Phil, Yeah, and thank you for having us
on bad. Directive six is very straightforward and very simple, Phil.
It simply says that I don't well, it's Mount Goblin
steeved on, mister Henry. I wanted to sing Mount Goblin
to you, Phil as a way to cap off. But
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do Directive six if I may. I don't know what
that is Okay, well you'll you'll find out. Yeah, you
find here it is. I know I'm not a dictator,
and homeowners have this constitutional rights and everything like that.
But my BDO Directive six simply requires and here's where
we got confusion, phil It All it does is require homeowners,
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upon entering our main gate on King Kong Boulevard where
the topiary of my high lifted rear end is, to
look toward the hre nod and then look straight ahead
and proceed. What is hr high rear end? You had
to ask that?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I don't know, Bobby. Now, Bobby, when you say they
need to just look, what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Take?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
They're acknowledging it?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Are you? Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I'm signed, Bobby, I'm timing. You're your sign of this.
What are they.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Doing when they pull up to the to the main
security check, look to the left at the high rear
end nod and we want the eyes cast down, look
straight ahead, move through.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Okay, Bobby, I gotta ask you a question here, uh.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
And if you're going to say this as quasi religious,
mister Henry. I checked it out with Reverend Sungrove. I
checked it out with Father Lernerman. I checked it out
with Rabbi five.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So I checked it out, checked it out in terms of.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
What whether it was obscene or more to the point,
is it the worshiping of a false idol.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
See, that's where it starts to get a little creepy.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
When you have people can get your rear end nodding
and with the eyes cast down.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
It's simply them acknowledging that I work very hard to
keep Western States the top notch gated community in all
in all of southern California.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Okay, and now let's say I'm a homeowner.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Okay, I know what you're gonna say this, right well.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Hold on, let's say I'm a homeowner.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
All right, we know what you're gonna say, right, Well, then.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Let me say it anyway if you don't mind.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm a homeowner. I pull up to
the thing, I don't look at your rear end, I
don't cast my eyes down.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Then you're going. Then you get a phone call. Then
you get the phone call.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Okay, what does that mean?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Well, what we do is we generally I don't usually
I don't usually admit to this. We call the house
and hang up. Oh you what are you laughing at?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You call whose house.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Whoever the transgressor was the people that don't anybody that
does not acknowledge the badoo and the hr of the bado.
We call the house and hang up. We call the
house and hang up. We walk by, take pictures of
the house.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
So what you're doing is you're intimidating people.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
No, we're not going to do anything.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yes you are. You're trying to frighten people.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
No, we are not.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Then why are you doing it?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Well, we're just saying, you know, I'll go to the
door and go Like Kathy Ramjah, who lives over here
in the Buttercup phase, I went to a door. I said, Kathy,
I noticed that you not only did not look at
the hre, but you just kept blattering away on the phone.
And I want to know what's that about? Now? She said,
(08:36):
for me to mind my own business and get out
of her house.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
What did you do?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Nothing? We left? I mean, it's you know, it's her,
you know, Phil, it's her everlasting soul in a lot
of ways, yes, whether if she's going to meet her
a maker.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Wait wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
What are you talking about everlasting soul?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I'm talking wait wait a minute, her everlasting soul, because if.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
You did respect people, don't that go against the Bible.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
But what do you mean, don't it go against the Bible?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Don't it go against the Bible? If you disrespect the person, ready,
don't go against it.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I don't know and I don't give a you know what? Okay?
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Are you saying that if it goes against the Bible,
then if they don't, in other words, not acknowledging your
high rear end goes against the Bible.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
In a manner of speaking. Yes, yeah, we're not saying
that Bobby's God. We're not saying that Bobby's even Jesus
or the or Mary Magdalena or I mean the Virgin Mary,
Virgin Mary. We're saying, though, that by the high rear end.
And we have people say they say, by the high
rear end, I'm happy to live at Western of Saints.
That's what we have. People. If they fail to acknowledge
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the rear.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
End, if they fail to acknowledge the rear end, Bobby,
you're you're in some kind of an ego trip.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
No, I am not. I checked this out with doctor
de bloone, who is my doctor de Bloon, who's my therapist.
He said that it sounded like a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Go what what is this guy? Is a doctor?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
God, your voice feel you went, what is this guy?
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
My name isn't Sundary, It's Henry.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Yeah, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I'm talking about? Is this guy your doctor?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
He's a therapist?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
And he said it sounds like a lot of fun.
You demanding the people.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Mister Henry, at the end of the day, are demands
him up to this Look at the rear end of
the bado. Lower your eyes or you'll get the phone call. Yeah,
you'll get the phone call. Then we'll hang up on you.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
All you guys are trying to do is intimidate and
scare people.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
No, we're not.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Yes, you are, because you're not following it up with anything,
because you legally can't follow it up with anything.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
You know, somebody's going to sue you for harassment.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Oh my god, how come all we're doing is all
we're doing is calling them and hanging up.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
I would recommend you stop doing that. If you see
people who are not acknowledging the badoo's high rear end.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Uh god, God, you were reluctant to say anything you
were going to say the Badoo's the Badoo's high stupid
look at ass.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
No, I was not going to say that. I was
going to use the word ass and said us in
the high rear end.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Well, it was going to be the ha, but we
were going to call it the high a S. But
then people thought, but we were afraid that people would
think that it was referring to me. Yeah, Bobby be
the highest.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Yeah, Boddy, it's hard for me to believe that you
are serious half the time some of these things you.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Come up with.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
We are an independent and original thinking homeowners association. We
go the extra mile in improving the quality of life
around here. And if we have a quasi religious or
if you will, a quasi spiritual symbol, a pagan, if
you want to call it that quasi pagan symbol, they're
(11:37):
at our main gate that we ask you to downcast
your eyes about. We are telling people this is a community,
this is a quality community of people who respect the Boodo.
You told me, all.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Right, there's Bobby Dooley and Ada's Dooley went butch again. Yeah,
I worship the Badoo. Give me the phone.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Sorry. So I got very very angry when I think
about people, not you know, worshiping the Badoo. Sing the song,
I also have a song I want to say before you.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Sing the song, I want to get I want to
get this very clear.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
You and Steve have got this topiary that is sculpted
to look like your rear end in a pair.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Of what in a pair of capre pairs?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
And people should turn and nod to it as a
way of respecting all of the efforts that you make
on behalf of western the States, including the physically good
shape your body's in.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
And if people don't do that, you call their house
and hang up.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah. See even you're laughing.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, well it is kind of stupid.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Well that's what we do. That's all we do is
we call and hang up. Or sometimes they'll go hello,
and we'll go we'll see the Badoo has spoken and
the only hang up.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I bet you're gonna get sued. What for harassing people?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Man?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
That probably scares some people.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
They're fine, all right.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
So you had a song, yes.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Well, this was a song that I had written, but
it was not for broadcast, so I changed the words.
It's about Mount Goblin because you know, Phil like taking
a lot of pictures up on the gob on Mountgoblin. Yes,
and the song goes like this, it's it's to the
tune of Oh Susannah. Well I look good old Mount Goblin,
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and a tear comes to my eye. I should hope
I do. Don't live there well before the day I die,
Oh Mountgoblin. It's like it our first dance. My husband
Steve first saw me and a swelling formed in his pants. Yeah, yeah,
what do you think of the mystery?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
It's crude and stupid.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
What do you mean you're talking about Steve seeing you
and getting an erection?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Bobby, don't you understand that stuff is offensive for some people.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
We're celebrating, what about minute, celebrating our love and you
might you may of it.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Oh, give me a break.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
I hope I live on, like at our first dance,
when a swelling appeared in his pants.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah, exactly if more people, more women, celebrated that initial
you know, that initial bulch that formed in a man's pants.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
I gotta I gotta believe you guys are kidding sort
of now, Okay, Bobby, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I hope you gets sued.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Bobby Dooley on the world Famous Phil Henry Show. This
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Speaker 2 (14:45):
What do you think about that?
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
We do you do it? Doctor?
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Yeah, so I'll take it from here. Okay, well, the
world Famous Phil Henry Show.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
No, if you asked me to do it, I'm gonna
do it.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah, let him do it as well.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Let him do it Phil. I'm only kidding about that.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
I'm not a urologist, but mister Henry has come to
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Speaker 2 (15:04):
Of them have been down there. I'm telling you, I'm
joking about that.
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Speaker 2 (16:37):
You're still you're doing the Big Ted we're doing Big Ted.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
There's certain things that are on the menu. Big Ted
is one of them. I think we've got what was
the one that we had Ted on the half shelf.
Some things that disturb me, but we're gonna go ahead
with them.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
And what disturbs you?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Well, I don't particularly like hearing people say, yeah, give
me the Big Ted. I know, and some people are
looking at me, well, what are you.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Afraid of saying? Do you think it's crude.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
With some people? Yeah? Yeah, Big Ted? Like it sounds
like I'm taking it.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
In the end, Ted, watch it, man.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I'm sorry? Did that go out?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yestead went out?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Oh? Sorry? I apologize.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Okay, My understanding is on. I just talked to the
Doolies that you are.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
The Dooleys, in my opinion, already have themselves in hot
water because they make it sued by their homeowners.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Were you kind of leading a suit?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
I'm no, not so much. I want an explanation. I
got my attorney in touch with your mister Warm. You know,
my guys Frank Gray and Frank and Harvey have been
going back and forth with phone calls about what this
the Dooleys with the spooker rama, you know, because we've
been doing ted a Weeen now for about six years,
A right, spook.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
A rama you're saying is similar.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I don't know. They're telling me that this is about
them going into a guy's house and scaring people have
to death, and if they don't scream, then they win
a prize. And so far everyone has screamed bloody murder.
They're sneaking into houses scaring people, you know, and so
they don't have to give it giveaway a prize. In
the meantime, I'm over here at a tension Beverly Hills
doing ted Aween. I'm screaming my guts out, I'm dressed
(18:08):
as Dracula, I got fake blood come out of my fangs,
and no.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
One gets scared, right, not yet? No, And you're doing
nothing but giving away dinners.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yes, And so there's two things here. The Dooleys who
got this it's spook a rama that makes me look
like a monkey on a chain. And then they got
the fact that I'm still struggling with tetoween to get
people scared, even though the new thing I'm gonna come
out with this ted a Ween, I'm gonna have fake
skin like it was like it's hanging off my face.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Well, who's doing that? A makeup artist?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Yes, as a matter of fact, we got Anita Toozel.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
She's a professional.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Hey, there you go. You better believe she's a professional.
I'm gonna come leaping out from behind that curtain with
my face peeling off. And they also got some of
these red you get those red contacts. Rudy's here, they
got their red contacts, Miss Denry. So, uh, mister Bell's eye,
I look just bugged out. Yeah, the red concess is
self to do you feel the red contacts make his
(19:06):
eyes go? You just just bugged out and frightening, like
his eyes are going to explode. Yeah. Okay, so we're
playing to win here.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Okay, but what is the problem when it comes to
the Dooley's.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Well, the Dooleys are over there making me look like
a monkey on a vine as they're scaring the hell
out of everybody, and I'm over here trying to do
my best screaming Dracula.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
And you're not scaring anybody.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
No, we're giving away nothing but three hundred dinners last year.
I'm going to tell you right now, Phil, I want
to give away maybe tops this year, Tops five dinners.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Oh, you're gonna have to really scare people. Ten.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Well, they've got skin peeling off. But the other thing
that Nita's got up her sleeve is she's got like
a fake hole in my throat, like you can see
into my throat. She said she can do that, and
she could also do it like there's blood coming out
of my eyes and I and there's a cleaver in
my head.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Well, Ted, you're pulling out the steps now.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
You know, you better believe it. Okay, she's got it,
so it look like I got a meat cleaver driven
through my head as I'm going, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
But can I ask you something?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
What?
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Well, Ted, what vampire continues to want to suck blood
even though he's got a meat cleaver in his head?
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I mean the man at some point that he's got
the vampire going to take the clever out.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Say that again.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
At some point the vampire we want to take out
the cleaver.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Take out the wh there's a joke there, Phil.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, what does it has to do with ju and cleaver?
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Yeah, at some point the vampire is going to want
to call June clever and take her out. Oh, I
feel it's Rudy. Well, we say we think, and it's
that that people won't have to have to think about it.
I won't have time to think about it. They'll see
this clever sticking out of his head. They'll see the
fick skin that's falling off and then the red eyeballs,
and people will see that and they'll be going, I'll
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have the fangs. Let me tell you what They'll be
excuse me, excuse my language, Field, but they'll be scared shitless.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Well, I mean you were getting real serious with the
duly success with.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Spook a Rama.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
I was very getting very serious because I feel that
they got their idea for me.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Well, I think no, I think spook a Ram has
been going on longer than that. Ted Aween, Well, you
know something.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
I'm going to make them prove that in court. But
for the time being, all right, I'm not going to
pull out the legal hatchet. I'm just gonna have a
more successful promotion. And I don't even know why I care.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Well, that's it. It's a homeowners association in the valley.
You're a big time restaurant Beverly Hills. Why do you care?
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I don't know. He's just anybody that he looks seems
as if they've got a leg up on him. If
you're a part of the expression, what does anyone that
looks as if they've got a leg they're hanging a
leg up on you, as if they're going to relieve
themselves all over you. You get pissed off? Well, wouldn't you?
I don't. I don't think everything is a threat.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Ted, Like I said, it's a homeowner's association. You're Ted Bell.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I am Ted Bell, And I don't need I don't need.
You know, some PTO and a little some free par
putt putt golf PTO, little home owners association out in
West Hills, wherever the hell it is, coming up with
a promotion where they're creeping into the people's houses and
scaring them into the grave.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Well they're not doing that, but they are scaring people.
But the big thing is they're also facing their own
kind of legal challenge.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Now, well, I would think, so they break it into
people's homes.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
No, she has a pass key. What Yeah, that's what
she's got a passkey. Well, look all right, so let's
get back to tenowing teno win. Coming up on Halloween night,
you will be dressed as Dracula, not.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Only dressed as Dracula. I'll have skin peeling off my
face like I've just been in a fire. I'll have
red contact lenses, like my eyeballs are gonna explode. I'm
gonna have a cleaver buried in my head. Okay, I'm
gonna have a lot of stuff. Okay. And what is
the other thing? You have a knife right through your crotch?
So I won't think that's not well. We don't have
any kids here, so it's I guess it wouldn't matter.
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I'm gonna have a knife, Phil, just just stuck right
in my crotch. You know you would think about it,
if you think about the field, if a vampire attacked you,
wouldn't you take a knife and trying to stab it
in the balls?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Because all right, Ted, thank you very much?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
And oh did I stud stab in the book? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Ted. I wish you the best of luck.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
That basically, in Phil Henry and Phil Henry speak, that means, Ted,
why don't you dry up and blow away?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
No? No it doesn't, Yes it does, no, it does not.
I whisk you the best. I wish you the best.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
You're coming out here in Halloween.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
If we're not working.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah, you gotta check the schedule.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Check the schedule. We'll check the schedule. Yes, we will
be out there, okay.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Because I'm gonna I'm gonna lay that Ted Awaene Tracula
scream on you. I guarantee, Henry, you will run for
your life when you see me lay that. I lay
that on you. It's not scary now because it's on
the phone. When in person, it'll scare you have to death.
I guarantee that.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Okay, Ted, the best of luck, and we'll see you
on Halloween night. Okay, you're seeing Ted Bell folks on
the world famous phil Henry S.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
You know there's a lot going on there. Bobby Dooley's
gonna get sued for that higher end stuff. She's already
in a legal peril over the Spooker rama. No here
comes Ted, who thinks she's stealing the idea from him,
which he isn't. Ted's he's doubling down.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yes he is.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
He's doubling down with the makeup and the red eyeballs,
a cleaver in his head and a knife through his crutch.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah, that's gonna make everybody go. I don't know, it's.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
He had to just not do the promotion.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
You don't understand it. For Ted, he sees that as
a defeat. If he just suspends the promotion, he's lost.
He doesn't want to give away any dinners. We'll see
what happens, Ted Bell the Duley's on Halloween. Oh yeah, well,
famous Phil Henry Show, executive produced by Phil Henry for
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Speaker 5 (24:48):
Yeah,
Hey, this is Brad rifkn You have not heard from
me in many, many days, many years, I guess see. Ordinarily,
I used to be on Phil's show in Miami, and
we had the Buffalo Bill theme song and everything. But
you know, I'm now in Las Vegas, Nevada. I'm not
in Miami no more. But I also still and yes,
(00:22):
I do plus listen to the Phil Henry Show. Yes,
indeed I do. And I always listened to Phil because
he gives me it, puts a smile on my face.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, don't say.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
That, Joey.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Joey said it a lump in my pants? Did you
say that?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Did you really say that?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
No, you did say that, didn't you. No, well, yeah, don't.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Never say that. Don't never say that. A smile on
my face and a lump in my pants? Are you gay?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I mean you're not anti gay?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I'm not anti gay? But are you gay?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You know I'm not sit over there. I can't shut up. God,
he puts it. Phil puts a smile on my face,
and we love his show very very much. So I
would hope that you remember in the good times with me.
Brad Rifkin. You will get a backstage pass to Phil's
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Speaker 2 (01:33):
Me, Brad Rifkin.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You also hear me on the early LA shows and
some of the early syndicated shows. So all right, so that's.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
All I got.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You know, you want to tell me that, don't say
it puts a smile on your face and a lump
in your pants. That makes it sound like you're gay.
Well so what there's nothing wrong with that, But it
sounds like I think you're making fun of the gay people.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
What that's I just shut up? Will you join? Okay?
We done?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Hey family, it's Phil Henry here from New York City.
Next week we will be dealing with Ted Bell and
Ted Awen. But to kind of introduce us to Ted
Awaine as a show from Bobby and Ted, Bobby Dooley
had issued Directive six, the do Directive six. Ted Bell
reacts to Ted Awaine. All of that ahead here on
today's world famous Phil Henry Show. The following is a
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Phil Henry show on corpors Dation. All right, man, Bobby
Dooley and Steve doing that. You know that music that
is generally the harbinger. You know what does that mean?
And what does that mean? The harbinger?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
It is the It is the the signal, the sign
that something's going to.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Are you sure? I don't know?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well anyway, yeah, it's it's generally the sign of the
signal that the Dooleys are with us, and they are. Now,
before we bring on Bobby and Steve, I want to, oh,
what we've got. The controversy here is that she said
it is Badoo directive six.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yes, she has come out with Badoo Directive six.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
What is this all about?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Now?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Now the hold on before you start giving me the
Boodoo directive six. Boodoo is what pharaoh we've been all
through this. Boodoo is what she is officially called by
the homeowners there. She is the Badoo okay, and she
got that name. How she got it through the uh
what's his name? Through Doug dang your shorthand you know, yeah,
it's like Bobby Dooley, Bobby Badoo. It's Badoo is shorthand
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for Bobby Dooley, and she's the badoo.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Hey, you know all of this.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Man, don't pretend like you don't. Okay, So she's the badoo.
And now she has directives. Yes, she has directives because
she feels but.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
You have the yeah, I got right.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
And in the note, she feels she's been disrespected and
disrespected too as the people drive by and they did
not knowledge the high rear end.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Now, the reason why she feels acknowledging her quote unquote
high rear end is important is because Bobby stays physically fit.
She feels she's an example not just morally and not
just in terms of behavior, but also physically to the
homeowners there. So she is, in her mind a great
homeowners association president and exemplary mother and wife as well
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as someone who's physically fit. And the symbol of that
is the fact now she just a symbol of that
is the fact that her rear end is taught tight.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Yeah, and it's it's tight, it's tight and high.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
What are you looking at I'm looking at all three
of you people. You're taking this stuff seriously, Phil, this
is the woman's world.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
This is home owners Association. Phil is the Westerner cate.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
What do you want?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
What do you want for us to do about it? Yeah,
it's her world. We're just looking at her, at her
higher rear end.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Whatever.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Okay, all right, Bobby's gonna come on with us. Ted
Bell I think was a scheduled Ted Bell is filing
a lawsuit.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
We'll hear more.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Harvey Warmantle here will be on to talk about that.
What kind of lawsuit? Well, he thinks that they're speaking
of the Dooley's there, spooker, Ramma rips off ted a
Ween oh for crimet. Okay, Bobby Dooley and Steve Dooley
from the western Er States Homeowners Association.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Joining us online. Five here and okay, so Bobby tell
me what's going on?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Oh hi Phil, Yeah, and thank you for having us
on bad. Directive six is very straightforward and very simple, Phil.
It simply says that I don't well, it's Mount Goblin
steeved on, mister Henry. I wanted to sing Mount Goblin
to you, Phil as a way to cap off. But
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do Directive six if I may. I don't know what
that is Okay, well you'll you'll find out. Yeah, you
find here it is. I know I'm not a dictator,
and homeowners have this constitutional rights and everything like that.
But my BDO Directive six simply requires and here's where
we got confusion, phil It All it does is require homeowners,
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upon entering our main gate on King Kong Boulevard where
the topiary of my high lifted rear end is, to
look toward the hre nod and then look straight ahead
and proceed. What is hr high rear end? You had
to ask that?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I don't know, Bobby. Now, Bobby, when you say they
need to just look, what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Take?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
They're acknowledging it?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Are you? Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I'm signed, Bobby, I'm timing. You're your sign of this.
What are they.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Doing when they pull up to the to the main
security check, look to the left at the high rear
end nod and we want the eyes cast down, look
straight ahead, move through.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Okay, Bobby, I gotta ask you a question here, uh.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
And if you're going to say this as quasi religious,
mister Henry. I checked it out with Reverend Sungrove. I
checked it out with Father Lernerman. I checked it out
with Rabbi five.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So I checked it out, checked it out in terms of.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
What whether it was obscene or more to the point,
is it the worshiping of a false idol.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
See, that's where it starts to get a little creepy.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
When you have people can get your rear end nodding
and with the eyes cast down.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
It's simply them acknowledging that I work very hard to
keep Western States the top notch gated community in all
in all of southern California.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Okay, and now let's say I'm a homeowner.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Okay, I know what you're gonna say this, right well.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Hold on, let's say I'm a homeowner.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
All right, we know what you're gonna say, right, Well, then.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Let me say it anyway if you don't mind.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm a homeowner. I pull up to
the thing, I don't look at your rear end, I
don't cast my eyes down.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Then you're going. Then you get a phone call. Then
you get the phone call.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Okay, what does that mean?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Well, what we do is we generally I don't usually
I don't usually admit to this. We call the house
and hang up. Oh you what are you laughing at?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You call whose house.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Whoever the transgressor was the people that don't anybody that
does not acknowledge the badoo and the hr of the bado.
We call the house and hang up. We call the
house and hang up. We walk by, take pictures of
the house.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
So what you're doing is you're intimidating people.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
No, we're not going to do anything.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yes you are. You're trying to frighten people.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
No, we are not.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Then why are you doing it?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Well, we're just saying, you know, I'll go to the
door and go Like Kathy Ramjah, who lives over here
in the Buttercup phase, I went to a door. I said, Kathy,
I noticed that you not only did not look at
the hre, but you just kept blattering away on the phone.
And I want to know what's that about? Now? She said,
(08:36):
for me to mind my own business and get out
of her house.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
What did you do?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Nothing? We left? I mean, it's you know, it's her,
you know, Phil, it's her everlasting soul in a lot
of ways, yes, whether if she's going to meet her
a maker.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Wait wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
What are you talking about everlasting soul?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I'm talking wait wait a minute, her everlasting soul, because if.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
You did respect people, don't that go against the Bible.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
But what do you mean, don't it go against the Bible?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Don't it go against the Bible? If you disrespect the person, ready,
don't go against it.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I don't know and I don't give a you know what? Okay?
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Are you saying that if it goes against the Bible,
then if they don't, in other words, not acknowledging your
high rear end goes against the Bible.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
In a manner of speaking. Yes, yeah, we're not saying
that Bobby's God. We're not saying that Bobby's even Jesus
or the or Mary Magdalena or I mean the Virgin Mary,
Virgin Mary. We're saying, though, that by the high rear end.
And we have people say they say, by the high
rear end, I'm happy to live at Western of Saints.
That's what we have. People. If they fail to acknowledge
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the rear.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
End, if they fail to acknowledge the rear end, Bobby,
you're you're in some kind of an ego trip.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
No, I am not. I checked this out with doctor
de bloone, who is my doctor de Bloon, who's my therapist.
He said that it sounded like a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Go what what is this guy? Is a doctor?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
God, your voice feel you went, what is this guy?
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
My name isn't Sundary, It's Henry.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Yeah, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I'm talking about? Is this guy your doctor?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
He's a therapist?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
And he said it sounds like a lot of fun.
You demanding the people.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Mister Henry, at the end of the day, are demands
him up to this Look at the rear end of
the bado. Lower your eyes or you'll get the phone call. Yeah,
you'll get the phone call. Then we'll hang up on you.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
All you guys are trying to do is intimidate and
scare people.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
No, we're not.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Yes, you are, because you're not following it up with anything,
because you legally can't follow it up with anything.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
You know, somebody's going to sue you for harassment.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Oh my god, how come all we're doing is all
we're doing is calling them and hanging up.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
I would recommend you stop doing that. If you see
people who are not acknowledging the badoo's high rear end.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Uh god, God, you were reluctant to say anything you
were going to say the Badoo's the Badoo's high stupid
look at ass.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
No, I was not going to say that. I was
going to use the word ass and said us in
the high rear end.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Well, it was going to be the ha, but we
were going to call it the high a S. But
then people thought, but we were afraid that people would
think that it was referring to me. Yeah, Bobby be
the highest.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Yeah, Boddy, it's hard for me to believe that you
are serious half the time some of these things you.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Come up with.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
We are an independent and original thinking homeowners association. We
go the extra mile in improving the quality of life
around here. And if we have a quasi religious or
if you will, a quasi spiritual symbol, a pagan, if
you want to call it that quasi pagan symbol, they're
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at our main gate that we ask you to downcast
your eyes about. We are telling people this is a community,
this is a quality community of people who respect the Boodo.
You told me, all.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Right, there's Bobby Dooley and Ada's Dooley went butch again. Yeah,
I worship the Badoo. Give me the phone.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Sorry. So I got very very angry when I think
about people, not you know, worshiping the Badoo. Sing the song,
I also have a song I want to say before you.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Sing the song, I want to get I want to
get this very clear.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
You and Steve have got this topiary that is sculpted
to look like your rear end in a pair.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Of what in a pair of capre pairs?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
And people should turn and nod to it as a
way of respecting all of the efforts that you make
on behalf of western the States, including the physically good
shape your body's in.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
And if people don't do that, you call their house
and hang up.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah. See even you're laughing.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, well it is kind of stupid.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Well that's what we do. That's all we do is
we call and hang up. Or sometimes they'll go hello,
and we'll go we'll see the Badoo has spoken and
the only hang up.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I bet you're gonna get sued. What for harassing people?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Man?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
That probably scares some people.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
They're fine, all right.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
So you had a song, yes.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Well, this was a song that I had written, but
it was not for broadcast, so I changed the words.
It's about Mount Goblin because you know, Phil like taking
a lot of pictures up on the gob on Mountgoblin. Yes,
and the song goes like this, it's it's to the
tune of Oh Susannah. Well I look good old Mount Goblin,
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and a tear comes to my eye. I should hope
I do. Don't live there well before the day I die,
Oh Mountgoblin. It's like it our first dance. My husband
Steve first saw me and a swelling formed in his pants. Yeah, yeah,
what do you think of the mystery?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
It's crude and stupid.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
What do you mean you're talking about Steve seeing you
and getting an erection?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Bobby, don't you understand that stuff is offensive for some people.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
We're celebrating, what about minute, celebrating our love and you
might you may of it.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Oh, give me a break.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
I hope I live on, like at our first dance,
when a swelling appeared in his pants.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah, exactly if more people, more women, celebrated that initial
you know, that initial bulch that formed in a man's pants.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
I gotta I gotta believe you guys are kidding sort
of now, Okay, Bobby, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I hope you gets sued.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Bobby Dooley on the world Famous Phil Henry Show. This
is doctor Jim Sadler.
Speaker 7 (14:28):
I've not often been asked to do a promotion for
the Phil Henry Show backstage past because I feel in
some instances he has made fun of me and tries
to act like the big shot even though I'm his
doctor and I've had my finger up his ass.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
What do you think about that?
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
We do you do it? Doctor?
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Yeah, so I'll take it from here. Okay, well, the
world Famous Phil Henry Show.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
No, if you asked me to do it, I'm gonna
do it.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah, let him do it as well.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Let him do it Phil. I'm only kidding about that.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
I'm not a urologist, but mister Henry has come to
me from time to time about certain physical maladies, and some.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Of them have been down there. I'm telling you, I'm
joking about that.
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(15:30):
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Yeah, you sure have. That's right, That's right.
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Speaker 2 (16:37):
You're still you're doing the Big Ted we're doing Big Ted.
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There's certain things that are on the menu. Big Ted
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the one that we had Ted on the half shelf.
Some things that disturb me, but we're gonna go ahead
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Speaker 2 (16:53):
And what disturbs you?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Well, I don't particularly like hearing people say, yeah, give
me the Big Ted. I know, and some people are
looking at me, well, what are you.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Afraid of saying? Do you think it's crude.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
With some people? Yeah? Yeah, Big Ted? Like it sounds
like I'm taking it.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
In the end, Ted, watch it, man.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I'm sorry? Did that go out?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yestead went out?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Oh? Sorry? I apologize.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Okay, My understanding is on. I just talked to the
Doolies that you are.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
The Dooleys, in my opinion, already have themselves in hot
water because they make it sued by their homeowners.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Were you kind of leading a suit?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
I'm no, not so much. I want an explanation. I
got my attorney in touch with your mister Warm. You know,
my guys Frank Gray and Frank and Harvey have been
going back and forth with phone calls about what this
the Dooleys with the spooker rama, you know, because we've
been doing ted a Weeen now for about six years,
A right, spook.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
A rama you're saying is similar.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I don't know. They're telling me that this is about
them going into a guy's house and scaring people have
to death, and if they don't scream, then they win
a prize. And so far everyone has screamed bloody murder.
They're sneaking into houses scaring people, you know, and so
they don't have to give it giveaway a prize. In
the meantime, I'm over here at a tension Beverly Hills
doing ted Aween. I'm screaming my guts out, I'm dressed
(18:08):
as Dracula, I got fake blood come out of my fangs,
and no.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
One gets scared, right, not yet? No, And you're doing
nothing but giving away dinners.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yes, And so there's two things here. The Dooleys who
got this it's spook a rama that makes me look
like a monkey on a chain. And then they got
the fact that I'm still struggling with tetoween to get
people scared, even though the new thing I'm gonna come
out with this ted a Ween, I'm gonna have fake
skin like it was like it's hanging off my face.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Well, who's doing that? A makeup artist?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Yes, as a matter of fact, we got Anita Toozel.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
She's a professional.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Hey, there you go. You better believe she's a professional.
I'm gonna come leaping out from behind that curtain with
my face peeling off. And they also got some of
these red you get those red contacts. Rudy's here, they
got their red contacts, Miss Denry. So, uh, mister Bell's eye,
I look just bugged out. Yeah, the red concess is
self to do you feel the red contacts make his
(19:06):
eyes go? You just just bugged out and frightening, like
his eyes are going to explode. Yeah. Okay, so we're
playing to win here.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Okay, but what is the problem when it comes to
the Dooley's.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Well, the Dooleys are over there making me look like
a monkey on a vine as they're scaring the hell
out of everybody, and I'm over here trying to do
my best screaming Dracula.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
And you're not scaring anybody.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
No, we're giving away nothing but three hundred dinners last year.
I'm going to tell you right now, Phil, I want
to give away maybe tops this year, Tops five dinners.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Oh, you're gonna have to really scare people. Ten.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Well, they've got skin peeling off. But the other thing
that Nita's got up her sleeve is she's got like
a fake hole in my throat, like you can see
into my throat. She said she can do that, and
she could also do it like there's blood coming out
of my eyes and I and there's a cleaver in
my head.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Well, Ted, you're pulling out the steps now.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
You know, you better believe it. Okay, she's got it,
so it look like I got a meat cleaver driven
through my head as I'm going, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
But can I ask you something?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
What?
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Well, Ted, what vampire continues to want to suck blood
even though he's got a meat cleaver in his head?
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I mean the man at some point that he's got
the vampire going to take the clever out.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Say that again.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
At some point the vampire we want to take out
the cleaver.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Take out the wh there's a joke there, Phil.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, what does it has to do with ju and cleaver?
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Yeah, at some point the vampire is going to want
to call June clever and take her out. Oh, I
feel it's Rudy. Well, we say we think, and it's
that that people won't have to have to think about it.
I won't have time to think about it. They'll see
this clever sticking out of his head. They'll see the
fick skin that's falling off and then the red eyeballs,
and people will see that and they'll be going, I'll
(20:54):
have the fangs. Let me tell you what They'll be
excuse me, excuse my language, Field, but they'll be scared shitless.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Well, I mean you were getting real serious with the
duly success with.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Spook a Rama.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
I was very getting very serious because I feel that
they got their idea for me.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Well, I think no, I think spook a Ram has
been going on longer than that. Ted Aween, Well, you
know something.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
I'm going to make them prove that in court. But
for the time being, all right, I'm not going to
pull out the legal hatchet. I'm just gonna have a
more successful promotion. And I don't even know why I care.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Well, that's it. It's a homeowners association in the valley.
You're a big time restaurant Beverly Hills. Why do you care?
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I don't know. He's just anybody that he looks seems
as if they've got a leg up on him. If
you're a part of the expression, what does anyone that
looks as if they've got a leg they're hanging a
leg up on you, as if they're going to relieve
themselves all over you. You get pissed off? Well, wouldn't you?
I don't. I don't think everything is a threat.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Ted, Like I said, it's a homeowner's association. You're Ted Bell.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I am Ted Bell, And I don't need I don't need.
You know, some PTO and a little some free par
putt putt golf PTO, little home owners association out in
West Hills, wherever the hell it is, coming up with
a promotion where they're creeping into the people's houses and
scaring them into the grave.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Well they're not doing that, but they are scaring people.
But the big thing is they're also facing their own
kind of legal challenge.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Now, well, I would think, so they break it into
people's homes.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
No, she has a pass key. What Yeah, that's what
she's got a passkey. Well, look all right, so let's
get back to tenowing teno win. Coming up on Halloween night,
you will be dressed as Dracula, not.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Only dressed as Dracula. I'll have skin peeling off my
face like I've just been in a fire. I'll have
red contact lenses, like my eyeballs are gonna explode. I'm
gonna have a cleaver buried in my head. Okay, I'm
gonna have a lot of stuff. Okay. And what is
the other thing? You have a knife right through your crotch?
So I won't think that's not well. We don't have
any kids here, so it's I guess it wouldn't matter.
(22:56):
I'm gonna have a knife, Phil, just just stuck right
in my crotch. You know you would think about it,
if you think about the field, if a vampire attacked you,
wouldn't you take a knife and trying to stab it
in the balls?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Because all right, Ted, thank you very much?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
And oh did I stud stab in the book? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Ted. I wish you the best of luck.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
That basically, in Phil Henry and Phil Henry speak, that means, Ted,
why don't you dry up and blow away?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
No? No it doesn't, Yes it does, no, it does not.
I whisk you the best. I wish you the best.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
You're coming out here in Halloween.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
If we're not working.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah, you gotta check the schedule.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Check the schedule. We'll check the schedule. Yes, we will
be out there, okay.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Because I'm gonna I'm gonna lay that Ted Awaene Tracula
scream on you. I guarantee, Henry, you will run for
your life when you see me lay that. I lay
that on you. It's not scary now because it's on
the phone. When in person, it'll scare you have to death.
I guarantee that.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Okay, Ted, the best of luck, and we'll see you
on Halloween night. Okay, you're seeing Ted Bell folks on
the world famous phil Henry S.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
You know there's a lot going on there. Bobby Dooley's
gonna get sued for that higher end stuff. She's already
in a legal peril over the Spooker rama. No here
comes Ted, who thinks she's stealing the idea from him,
which he isn't. Ted's he's doubling down.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yes he is.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
He's doubling down with the makeup and the red eyeballs,
a cleaver in his head and a knife through his crutch.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah, that's gonna make everybody go. I don't know, it's.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
He had to just not do the promotion.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
You don't understand it. For Ted, he sees that as
a defeat. If he just suspends the promotion, he's lost.
He doesn't want to give away any dinners. We'll see
what happens, Ted Bell the Duley's on Halloween. Oh yeah, well,
famous Phil Henry Show, executive produced by Phil Henry for
Cimbri Incorporated.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
Yeah,
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