November 10, 2025 • 48 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (01:12):
Phil?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Your voice sounds like shit. I apologize for that, but
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is a world Famous Phil Andry Show encore presentation. Welcome
the world famous Phil Henry Show. Here, General Gibbon Shaw here,
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and we have Margaret Gray and Robert Leonard and Bud
Ditman and of course Phil Henry. Thank you very much there, General.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
And if the people missed the commercial, which I don't
think they did, Phil, use the term learned, Margaret, give
it a rest, will yet No, I will not give
it a rest now, Phil, use the term learned now
whether or not that's a word. I know it's a word,
and I know there is an appropriate time to use it,
but I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Not sure that you did so.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
If there's anyone listening right now who knows the appropriate
way in which to use.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
The term is great.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Wait a minute, Bud, Wait a minute before you get
a high heel in the eye.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
But that's right. If there's anyone listening right now, this
is take there's nobody, got me listen, there's nobody. Good.
What did he say? What do you want them to
do to call in? Yes, we're not live. You just
said we're not live, which is we're not live, Margaret.
If you want them to call in, you might have
the You know, they could shoot us an email, all right,
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shoot us an email or a tweet.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
What is the proper use of the term learned? Phil
just said that Zaane Lamprey is well learned in the
well learned He said.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Well, yeah, well learned in the art of having a
good time. And I don't think there's such a word.
You would have said, well learned. Forget it. Yeah, it
sounds kind of retarded that way. It sounds what it does?
It sounds It doesn't sound right? What does it doesn't?
So when you say well learned, Hi, I'm Margaret Gray,
I'm well learned. That sounds dumb.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Where are you going, Margaret? I'm gonna go get a
drink of water. I'll see if I can get my
bowels to move. And none of your business. Greg, That's
one way to kick off the show. So welcome to
the program.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Will you guys bring this on yourselves? Margaret? You know
what in the future, I get it, Phil. Welcome to
the world famous Phil Henry Show. Ladies and gentlemen and
boys and girls. We got Tom Doveka coming back today
because apparently he's gone to work for David g Hall.
Well he's not going to work for Dave g Hall.
He's working as a consultant.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You ought to be familiar with that, ye aren't you?
Why no, kidding, fail. You're familiar with consultants, aren't you
living in the world of radio?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, I mean I am. And what's the big problem? Well,
you used to talk about them like they were the
scum of the earth. That's true. I want in on this.
You did, Phil, No, I did not.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
But you can't.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Didn't miss anybody a few of them. I never ever
referred to any consultant in radio as the scum of
the earth. Some of these guys I liked, some of
them I could do without. Never did I have such
such strong antithropy? Is that the Is that the word, Margaret?
Or are you still working on learned? That's the funniest thing.
Get great? Wait, it's my fault. I did the joke,
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I know, but I can't strike you him. Phil, you
can't do it with him. Either can't do it with me.
I can't do it with him. What kind of filth fall?
Will you guys give it? Or you guys climb off
of that mule and give it a rest. Please. Well,
you're making it sound like I'm writing the thing though.
The whole idea is that Tom Dovka is a consultant.
He's working with I know about this because I talked
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to David and we'll have Tom on. Yeah, but he
wants to advise you. And his name is Tom, not Dom'.
That's what you're saying, Phil, God, we're gonna have don man.
I realize it's.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Because your tongue is thick. By the way, how is
your thanksgivings?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I'm gonna do it well, Phil's thicketing tongue. I don't
know if you've stopped drinking, haven't you? Yeah, Margaret, I have.
I'm not trying to infer anything Are you trying to
say I'm drunk now or that I just a a drinker?
I thought maybe you were still a vibing.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
It still is technically Sunday night, even though people are,
you know, listing on a Monday.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Margaret, that's a rude question. You know you don't mean it.
I'm screwing around. God a couple of us, that's it.
I can't have a couple of laughs. Yeah, that's right, Margaret.
I'm still drinking. I've been drinking solid since Thursday, and
it still technically is the Thanksgiving weekend. All right, Phil,
I get it. No, I'm not drinking. I don't know
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why my tongue was thick. But nonetheless, Tom Doff is
going to be with us. He's going to talk to
us about some specific things that he would like to
consult us on. David asked me, what I please talk
with him on the show. I said, I certainly will.
I'm not going to be rude. Yeah, but you you know,
you basically said to David, you're doing him a big favor.
I said, hey, you know, I'll do it. Well, what
is it that David thinks the show needs. David's concerned
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with some of the contents. So we'll talk with Tom
Doffud coming up here in a world famous Phil Henry show. Also,
Bobby and Steve Dooley will join us, as they tweeted yesterday,
and I think they're going to be continuing on this
kick until someone disabear uses them, disabuses them of it.
Making the point there for those almost like your brain
started to just one part of your brain shriveled up,
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Thank you, So Bobby and Steve Dooley one part of
the brain shriveled up. Good god. It's almost as if
you're talking about so Bobby and Steve Dooley.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Are thinking of a new holiday called not Thanksgiving but
thanks Taking. In other words, you sit there and you
take the appreciation of others.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Well, how does that work? I don't know. They were
thinking about it in terms of themselves. Anyone that's actually
helped the needy or America itself, anyone that's been a
great benefactor, or anyone that's been very generous, anyone that
has helped those less fortunate, they deserve to have a
holiday called thanks taking where they sit there and they
take everybody's ass licking Gosh, that's pretty weird. Yeah, tell
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me about it. I don't think that's it. Take their
ass licking? Why is everything with you? You general a
tongue and you know what is your problem? All right?
Never mind? Well, you know we might as well get
Tom got Donka on because what's his name again, Tom Dovka,
because this is part of what David was talking to
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me about. And I, you know, to be honest with you,
I was being polite as I always tried to be,
but I wasn't quite sure what you know what he
was referring to. Tom Doka was joining us here tonight
from the Chronicle and Pasadena A, the restaurant where he
enjoys having himself every now and again a cocktail or dinner.
And Tom, welcome to town. Where are you located, Tom?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well, I do a lot most of my business, you know.
We I was talking to os in Chicago, you.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Know, with h with Pete Bone show.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, but I do locate out here Los Angeles on occasion.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
So Tom, thanks for being with us. I know you
talked with David, and David asked me to talk to you,
and I'm I'm happy to do it. You had some
input on the show.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Look, I don't want you to feel I'm coming on
here and I'm trying to tell you you know everything
about your show. I think your show is what it is.
It's entertaining for the people that like the kind of
thing you do.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
And what would you call that? And hold on? Can
I butt in? I'm asking him a question, are we Phil?
Don't get into an argument.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I I was just saying, are you trying to You're
trying to start something? Right?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
No, I'm not trying to start anything. Then why would
you ask him? What? You know? What do you think
about that kind of show? Just was curious. Never mind
forget that.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I asked, I'll tell you soil, your show is not
anything that I don't do. I do talk radio. I
do talk conservative talk radio, and you know, and we
place our product on different radio stations. The joking and
the funny, the funny, funny bone things I don't know
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a lot about. But I said to David, but he
asked me, is that if you got an input?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
And I said that, David ask you? Or did you
call him?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Did David ask me? Or did I do? What?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Did David Hall ask you to give input on the
fiel Hevery show?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Or did you call him? And volunteer it.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well, I have initially volunteered it because I know that Phil,
you had a Pete Bone show on your website, right, Yes,
we do, all right. I appreciate that you don't carry
all the peat shows though, do you.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Know we just carry the odd show.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Because we get a lot of complaints from a Los
Angeles market and we know that when your show, when
your website carries the Pete Bone show, we know because
we've got a lot of people, you know, leaving dirty messages.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
And how do you know that that's from us?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Because we know when you've run the show. I mean,
I'm not blaming you necessarily, but you have an audience
that tends to leave it dirty. They leave these they
love to talk dirty, you know, on the phone, And unfortunately,
I answer the phone late at night when I'm here
and I'm working an office, not here, but right now,
I'm in a restaurant, but I feel like the office
is with me everywhere everywhere I go, you know, and
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pick up the phone and there's some guy talking dirty
to me and I'll say this I'm do with Pete Bone,
and he'll say He'll say more dirty things, and then
I'll say, okay, thanks.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Well, wait a minute, how do you know that that's
Phil show?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
It's not silly, said listeners.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
How do you know they're my listeners?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Because it happens after every single time you run the
Pete Bone Show.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Every time we run the Pete Bone Show, you have
people calling the office. You happen to be there working late,
and they're talking dirty to you.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
It is they're dirty, they're dirty. Minds are at work.
And I think it's stimulated by the fact that the
Phil Henry's audience. Now this gets around to what I
was saying, and.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It's so I'm clear, sir, and I don't want to
keep beating this under the ground.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
But you call I mean no, they call who do
I call?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
No? They call you. The listeners call you.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, these are people lives super fill airal listeners.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Okay, and they talk dirty into the what do they say?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Just a lot of filth. You know your Pete Bone stinks.
I wouldn't want to repeat a lot of it, but
let the if you have.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
My permission, I'm the female in the room. Go ahead, Tom,
all right.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You know Pete Bone is rotten. He's rotten, rotten, rotten
to the core. Pete Bone is like a piece of
meat that is moldering in a garbage can. I got
I wrote this down. Pete bone is like a maggot
written piece of meat in a garbage Kao.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You know, well that's very extreme and harsh, but it's
not obscene.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Okay, I'm talking to a guy over here.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Excuse me. I'm sorry to have to bother you. Timent
you talk to me, all right, But I'm in.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
The restaurant, Hope, I just can I get some Hollandais sauce? Yeah?
And when you get a chance, could you fill this
glass again? That's very good? What is that crougot bridge?
That's my brah so. No, when they call they're saying
silty things like you stink and pete bone stinks. Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Why do you think that's filthy? That's not filthy? This
guy saying the guy stinks.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
How many guys am I talking to here?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Let me do this, Guys, if a guy calls you
and says it pete bone stinks, you think that's talking dirty?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
He's talking dirty. Yeah, he's saying to me, I don't
know what you call dirty talk?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Are you cleaning this up for me?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
No, Margaret, you said it was all.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Right, so they say, what's the most extreme thing? Yeah,
what is the most extreme negative thing that people say
about Pete Bone?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I mean, I had a guy called right after you
had the show. I read Pete Bone show on He
called him. He said that Pete Bone is a foul
foul thing. Is a thing. Is not a man? Is
a thing. He's a foul thing. You know. I don't
what do you call dirty?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I decidedly called something. Dirty is when somebody is using
four letter words.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Oh, I don't like to get that for but let
me I think this dubtails nicely. And what David g
Hall asked me to do.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
After you called him up and volunteered your services. Yeah,
that's ideas significant.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, okay, what's so funny? Oh you got a you
got a guy. Here's your name, Bud? Yes, sir, I
understand you had a plate place in a head. Is
that right?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I'll do that, Bud? Okay, yes, sir, I did. I
ran in a motor I ran my motorcycle on a tree.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
All right, Just trying to figure out how you know
you're communicating.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Because hey, Tom, don't even go there, man. Okay, Bud's
perfectly fine. He's got a neurological problem. He doesn't have
a mental processing problem. Okay, do you understand?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah? Fine, So all I'm trying to do. You asked
me how was I came to be a consultant on
your sell you David Hall? You know?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah, and we found out that you called him up
and volunteered your services.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
That's correct, And.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Bud didn't I and everybody here is asking questions.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I think I think needs to be said right here.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Isn't that true? Domka?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
What's would Dovka? I happen to be a friend of
a lot of people in radioh That was rude.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I'm sorry, Tom, I apologize.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I'm a friend of a lot of people in radio,
and I've tried to be a friend of mister Henry
Downs in the years, but he's rejected my advice.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I haven't rejected your advice, Tom, It's just that you
you advise different a kind of radio that is completely
different from what I used to do. And I'm doing
digital now, so it doesn't make any difference.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Okay, all right, well fine, but you know, just let
the records show you know that you you're asking me
as a friend of your show's Well, you didn't ask me.
I asked mister Hall if I could consult, and he
said yes. But it's almost as if you did ask me,
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because your show is it needs help, all right?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Where do we need help? Excuse me? Where do we
need help?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
You're right, it's almost like you you gagged up. And
I don't want to point that out.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
If I got a dime for every guy on this
show that says I almost gagged up on something, yeah,
i'd be close to a millionaire.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Well maybe you ought to take whatever it is at
your boss, you know what I say. Yeah, see, you
know that's something that you would laugh at if sir
Henry said it.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
It's just that funny.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
It's not funny to us because you said it. What
are you find to be wanting in this show?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
What do we need?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Well, all right, I will tell you, Phil And I'm
glad that I did volunteer my assistance to David G.
Hall because I felt that your program and I listened
to a number of shows over a course about butts,
and you have a fixation on something that is common
among a lot of modern humorousts. I suppose you have
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this everything is about anal or the ass or what
it's called an anality.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
You know, what do you mean an al okay as
in penality.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Well, yeah, I mean it's only it's it's not bet
AlSi in anality. And Phil has on his program on
any given night, all kinds of references to uh, let
me just look at my notes. Here ass, stick it
in the ass, shove it up the ass. Uh, he's
covering an ass. You know. Uh, here's one here. I
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had to go with a frying pack, cover my ass
with a frying pan. I covered my ass with a
frying with a baking dish. Uh. Donald Trump, President of
the United States of Abarica, has said this about he
looks as if he's waiting to take one and he
you know, he sticks his ass out waiting to take
one up there and so on. And I'm trying to say,
as I said, David, I don't think this is helping you,
(16:44):
and I think it probably hurts you and.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Uh so eliminate all of that kind of of humor.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, it's not even humor, it's it's a it's a crude, foul,
wretched references to the butt, to the to the ass.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
You do, why don't you like that?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I think it probably you know. I mean, well, never mind,
I don't want to No, No.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
What were you gonna say? I would say it's something personal.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
No, it's not to say that. They when you keep
referencing as sex, and it reminds me of the one
thing in my marriage. I'm not getting.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Okay, here we go, Yeah, see.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
No, not here we go anything?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Well what what? Why would you say something like.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
That because it's an area that I've tried to interest
my wife.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
And you know what you're doing now, Man, You're you're
unloading on my show something that's extremely private.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I know that, but I'm trying to tell you this
is how important it is.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah. And meanwhile, your wife's out there listening.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh No, I guarantee my wife's not listening to this.
No she's not. I've told her. I've said that there
are a number of different shows that I would rather
she not listened to, and I can't keep her from listening
to it.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Jo, she can't listen to this show or what you're
gonna like something? Yeah, it's not a grounder.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh, she's an adult woman. She's allowed to listen to
whatever she wants. So I just said to her, please
don't listen to the Henry Show, and they've speak an
awful lot about as sex and they and it's the
one thing you will you're not giving me.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
So you're going to be kidding me. Man, you don't
talk to your wife like that, do you?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
You're going to be kidding me. Did you really say that? Man?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Not only did I say it, but did you really
come back and mackt and mimic me, Yes, I did.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I think there's a lot of people out there the
probably to a greater session.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
By the way, what you just did there? Tell me what? Yes?
I did?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Do you hear that? That's the other thing I wanted
to bring up. The way you people correct each other
over and over and over again is so childish and
it's so distracting the audience. I don't want to hear
that constantly over and over correcting each other.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I have told my crew that I don't want them
to do it. They won't listen to me.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
It's something that we are very exacting and specific people here. Okay, Tom,
when we hear film misspeak or anyone misspeak, yes, we'll
point it out, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Well, yeah, and you do too, mutch. The to the
to the debate deprobation of your show, the deprivation to
the to the negativity of it, to the hurt. It
hurts it. It hurts it. I don't know what I'm
trying to say.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
We got Okay, Well, hold on, Tom Dovkaz with us.
You remember Tom. He was on the show, He was
on the Pete Bone Show a couple of weeks ago,
and he's with us here talking to some kind of
talking to us about some conversations he had with David G.
Hall about our show. And the primary thing that you
find wrong with it is there's too much discussion.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah right there, right there.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Well, look at it seems a little silly. Yeah, Ter,
he's gonna laugh at it, I.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Know, but he's saying this. He says, there's too much
discussion of Yeah, he sounds like a baby. You sound
like a baby.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah. Well, Tom, there you go, mocking Phil. And you
told us there was too much.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Of that when you went, what oh man, did you
hear that?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
There you are, man, you're mocking me.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Okay, so I heard you are.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
That's the very thing you said not to do.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I know. That was the second thing I said not
to do. The first thing I said was there's too much.
Talk about.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
That guy needs a doctor. Yeah, he needs more than
a doctor, need a ambulance. What was that about. You're
going to try and call him back now he's still
on light. You can't hang up, yes, sir, mister Henry's policy. No,
we have a non disconnect. That's the phone line we
call you on. No huh no, huh no, huh. Yeah,
(20:42):
it's a phone line we call it on.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Yeah, I got out.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Hey, Tom, it's Phil Henry. You were not disconnected because
we don't allow guests to hang up. The reason for
that is a very good one. We've had a lot
of people down through the years hanging up on us
and we got tired of it.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
So you heard me get angry, and I had a
very good reason to get angry that you guys can't
seem to get through your thick head. So what it is,
I'm talking? Great, If you can't hang up on me,
I can just keep on screaming and yelling.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
No, we can put you on hold, but you can't.
The line won't disconnect.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
So you'll put me on hold and talk about me,
and I won't be able to say nothing.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Now, I mean, if we decide to get you back
on the air. Yeah, but you won't. The line won't
be disconnected. And hold on before we get down that road.
You screamed the word that you know, the words ass sex.
You also said that it reminded you of something your
wife isn't giving you.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I did not say that, and you know, I think
it's very unfair. I'm a professional broadcaster. I'm a member
of the National Association Broadcast and I'm the the committee
chairman of the Midwestern Broadcaster of America. I have been
a three time candidate for the Federal Communication Commission. So
you're not talking to some punk as somebody that you
do your funny act with, mister Enry. You're talking to
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the real deal here our talk Daka.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
We understand that, mister Dovkok. But you're the one that
screamed the words as sex into the phone.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yes I did, and that's.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Because we talk about something on our show that your
wife won't give you. Man, Ben't that true? Isn't that
why you yelled?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
It is true?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
And there you are mocking Bud, and you're mocking Bud
the very thing you said you didn't want us to do,
to mock people.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
And I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, see, you're a big You're a hypocrite and a
phoney balloonely only the lonely Phony Bologney. And he's right,
he's right. And it doesn't surprise me that you are
a candidate for the Federal Communications Commission because they need
all the lunkheads they can get over there. Man, they
can't pack them in enough.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Und I'm a lunkhead. I thought I gave my time
to David G. Hall to say that. I thought what
was wrong with your program is all you guys do
is sit around and talk about ass body doon tonight.
The one thing that I can't get, Yeah, the one.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Thing your old lady won't give up to me.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Oh my old lady. Now, now we're sitting around the clubhouse. Fuck,
when's the best lake? Run the stars?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Tom Dovka a real idiot. Now that's a guy who
is uh, he'll be a good one to call back
because he's a he's a technocrit, he's a big shot
in the broadcasting business. I didn't call back. You're not
gonna call him back. No, I'm not going to call
him back for what. Guy, he's got some valuable advice. Yeah, Yeah,
he's got a lot of really valuable advice. Quit talking
(23:27):
about as sex because it's something his wife won't give up,
so that kind of bugs him. And then some other craps,
some other I forget what he talked about. Did an
even take any notes? I didn't know what I said?
Not me man? Oh yeah, I didn't. I know that. Why?
Thank you very much, Tom for nothing. World famous Phil
Henry Show is going to be coming back here in
(23:48):
a couple of seconds. Steve Bozell got a uh, he
got a card in the What did he get?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
He got a message or a tweet from a woman
who it was a picture of a woman's saying that
It was a picture of a woman saying, is this
a well, I don't want to read this.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
It was a picture of a woman saying is this
a dick pic? Or a thumbs up? What is it
with Bozell and his penis obsession? You know I'm talking
about piecea session. You have a second on a piece
of goal. What are we talking about this? Two weeks
in a row four I don't know, Bud. You took
the call, Yeah, he said he wanted to come on
because you want to clear the air. After publishing the
(24:26):
tweet clear the air. After publishing the tweet, All right,
Stephen Bozell coming up next year in the world famous
Phil Henry Show. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my
true love said to me, get your stuff and get out. Hello,
I'm divorce attorney Bob Snead, And sometimes it can be
just like that. On the first day of Christmas, my
true love said to me, let's go get some coffee.
(24:47):
On the second day of Christmas, my true love said
to me, I'm seeing another man. And on and on
it goes. Bob Sneid knows the story. Bob Snead has
had his nose into the divorce matters of American couples
for up to twenty six years. And that's me. I'm
Bob Sneed talking about myself the third person, because Bob
Sneed is more than me. He's much much more than
just this man sitting here. Bob Sneed is an entire
(25:09):
legal career, an entire legal profession, a man dedicated to
making sure that couples who separate legally are giving each
other a fair shake. On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love said to me get out. But on
the thirteenth day, of Christmas, my true love said to me, oh,
wait a minute, I think I gave you too much stuff.
And on the fourteenth day of Christmas you called me
Bob Snead to make sure that she didn't get her
(25:30):
dirty mudhooks in there and take the stuff back. Bob
Sneid Paul Mola in fifteenth in Clouterville, on the fifteenth
day of Christmas. You don't even want to know. Yeah,
I want to make the world famous Phil Henry show
here the Oppositico in southern California. We're going to be
going to Mexico again for about four days in December.
(25:52):
So and that doesn't mean that we won't be doing shows.
We'll be doing shows for Mexico. Will probably do them,
you know, via the old iPhone podcast on the road
kind of a thing, you know. Uh, now you want
me to go? Who's going this time? Anybody can come? Well,
I might want to go this time. What I mean
the last time I went, you guys wanted no part
of it. Rose beach Man. It wasn't like it wasn't
(26:15):
a first class place. It's fantastic, man. Remember that walking
dead thing we saw you talk about, fear of walking dead?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Yeah, Oh, this is the hotel with the pier that
Madison drove all the zombies off in.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, he drove the walkers off right, So you know, oh, well,
let's I yes, let's uh, let's I think Frank will
be free. Well, we'll be down there sometime during the summer.
I'll give you guys the dates. The one thing I
gotta figure out, though, is my girl Brea here. You know,
you gotta find out shelter. You gotta find a boarding
place that'll give the animals their meds. And my my
(26:52):
vet is not bored. Your vet doesn't board pets, no,
So I got to figure out where we're gonna put her.
And if I can't figure out, then we're not going. Well, Phil,
you're not gonna let that ruin your vacation. Yeah, yeah,
So do you think I'm gonna sit here? Hold on, Phil,
ladies and feel good? You Phil? You look like you
were getting an electric shock from sixteen different hospitals and
(27:13):
it was all wired in. Fuck it. Oh wow, get that? Yeah,
listen to that. Well, do you blame me? Yeah? I do.
I'm not gonna be going anywhere unless I have a
place to board my animals, and that they're gonna be
taken care of. And that's where that's at. Yeah, I'm
talking about that the dog. What about the dog? You
(27:34):
mean the dog across the street. Yeah, this little guy,
this little dog. We're still waiting for this fucking owner
to get excuse my language, folks, but you know, going
out of town and leaving your dog with a dog sitter,
that's fine. The little dog is not walked. It's a
little beautiful fourteen year old shitsue dog. You dog say that,
can you?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
I am allowed to say shitsue. Yeah. Yeah, it's a
little fourteen year old shitsue dog. All right, Phil, we
got it. And this little boy has got a lot
of energy, and nobody walks him. Nobody gives a fuck.
They just go over there and they leave food there. Phil,
I don't care, man. And so because he's deaf, I
(28:12):
can't get his attention. I can't push open the little
dog door and say, hey, you know, what's up, you know, teddy?
So I just kind of wait to see if he
comes out into the passageway there or out into into
the end of the yard. And then I have the
leash because the owner said it was probably cool if
I if I walked him, and you know, you walk
(28:33):
this guy around the block a couple of times. Yeah,
that's that solves a lot of problems. You were saying
the pre show. If you give an animal exercise, ninety
percent of any problem that dog or cat has had
has gone away. Yeah. Anyway, don't want to talk about
him because it just pisses me off and there's nothing
you can do about it. And the law, the law
won't help you at all. If an animal is neglected
(28:54):
up to a point, it's all well within the law
because some human beings are so goddamn stupid and cruel,
that's what they do. And the only way you're you're
going to be in violation of law is if you're
starving the animal, if you've bandoned things like that. So, yeah,
you know you're right field. You want to getting a
little modlin, Fine, fine, fine, all right, coming up here,
we got Steve Bozel from Corona, California. And Steve, thanks
for being on the program with us. Now, I know
(29:17):
we had you on the show and I didn't mean to.
I don't want to minimize you know what's going on
with you, But you are on the program today because
entirely because Bud Dickman, or one of our associate producers,
felt it was necessary to have you on the show. Yep, okay,
because you had retweeted something.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, I retweeted something. I retweeted something based upon and
this was sent to me based upon the flash the
Classic Archives show that you played last week. I didn't
look Steve.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
No one's blaming you. We just don't want to stay
on the same topic.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I don't want to stay in the same topic either.
But we got to clear some things up because I
just got this meme from this gal, this Leila, on
the Facebook.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
And let's not use anybody's name, Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Well, I mean you know her pretty well.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah, Layla is a long time Facebook friend of ours.
She's a great what did she she?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
You know, puts this thing up and says, you know,
is that a dick pick? Or are you giving me
the thumbs up? And I'm like, what you know?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Because naturally, well you know, was intended for you.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Because she said, hey, Steve, you know, and so I'm not.
I don't have any problem with her. I know she's
getting her giggles and she's getting her jollys off, you know,
good for her, and I hope that she lives, you know,
and has many many laughs to come. But what I
am saying is, Okay, enough's enough. You know, I talked
about having the dicksicle, and i've and that was all
(30:43):
adjudicated many many years ago. I was not the one
that decided to put that on the air, mister Henry did.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
It is a favorite classic show of ours.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
That's great, mister Hendry. But when you play your favorite
classic shows, some people have to pay the consequences, pay
their responsibilities. And I'm one of those people. Okay, So
that after you aired that.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Well, what responsibilities are you having to pay? Sir?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Right there? You just went, well what responsibilities.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I told these guys. Yeah, mister Bose, he asked you
not to do that.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
All right. Well, I'm not a member of your staff,
mister Enery, so I can do pretty much what I
want to do.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yes, you can, sir, and then I can tell you
to just get off.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
The air, fright. You want me to leave the air? No, okay,
because what you just said is, well, what are your responsibilities? Now?
I just hearned that. Fine, Uh well that feels kind
of nice.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Will you get on with it? Please?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
All right? So I said to them that that's all
well and good, that's great, and you know, but when
these shows are aired, I have to take the heat. Now,
I get this meme from this gal that says that
is that a dick pick? Or you give me a
thumbs up? The animation being they got that, I got
one of the synthesize of a thumb, and everybody sees
(31:55):
it and everyone talks about it. And the next day
when it comes out, when you come out with that meme,
you know, everybody's talking about it in the hole and
everybody I don't.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Think so, man, you know, Steve, what do you think
the reach of this show is such that every water
cooler in America is discussing it.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I mean, there's a lot of people that are I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I hadn't heard anybody talk about except for you.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
You know, you're telling me nobody talked about that show.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
People talked about that show because they liked it, But
I didn't hear anybody saying, hey, did you hear Steve Bozell?
Somebody made fun of him? Because well, you don't have
to spell it out, well you want us to. You're
the one that brought it up.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
There's no one that I've talked to either that has said,
oh wow, I didn't know that Steve Bozell has a
thumb sized one.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, well, is that what your worry is?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
My worry is who get rid.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Of somebody's gonna go, Hey, there goes some Yeah, he's
going thumb dick.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Okay, mistrender.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
I asked him, guys, don't come on. Would you to
watch the language please, That's what he said. He's a
friend of being called a thumb dick.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
I did not spell it out in those terms, but
as long as you want to go down that road, okay,
And I don't think there's a man sitting.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Here hornby hey Bozell, if you start rying, I'll come
through the phone, and you know I can do that,
all right. I'm sorry, Steve, listen, I'm sorry that that
girl sent that meme. And as is the case many
many times with you, if you don't mind me saying, oh,
here we go.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
That's right, Steve, here we go, Here we go, this
is here comes mister Henry's going to give his lecture.
Let me just let me open up my briefcase and
get my sandwich out of my coffee, because here it
comes here, comes mister Henry, and he's going to stand
at the lectern and he's going to tell me that
I bring it on myself.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
That's exactly right, because every time you're on this program
talking about something, it's the result of you getting your
feelings hurt about something that you didn't have to get
your feelings. If you never said anything about it, man, everything,
you'd be good.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
So if I didn't say anything about this girl sending
me this this meme, did she send.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
This to you? Did she just post it on Facebook?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Well she's she posted it. She tagged me.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Oh yeah, so yeah, I know what that is. They
tag you, and that means you got to go see it.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
It means that you get a know, you get anoa Noh,
what's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Now?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
If I'm kidding, you get it? Knock it off, man.
You get a notification, Yes, that's right. You get a
notification that someone's talking about you, right, And that's.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
What I got. It said Laila said that you got
a thumb sized dick. Excuse my language.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
No it didn't. I wouldn't say that at all.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
It said Leila posted a meme about you.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Well, what are you still at that.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I'm out here at the pund Oh my god, the
only place I can have a relaxation. You're having a
problem with it.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Oh, we can hear those squirrels.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I don't give it damn about squirrels. Man, You know
you could kill them all tomorrow. I couldn't cheer lit.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Steve. If you had never said anything, you'd be way
better off. And this is the case with ninety percent
of the stuff you say in the show. If you
just be quiet about it, you're good. If you just
keep your mouth apart me for saying keep your mouth shut,
keep my mouth shut, keep your not mouse mouth shut.
No one's gonna say anything about it. No one will
take notice.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Of it, are you telling me?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I mean, just because she says, you know, you giving
me the thumbs up instead of you know, a dick pic.
Now you say, ha ha, that's it, and just move on.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
There's gonna be people out there that are going to
be talking about it. That will they'll they'll be even
this doctor Roskin. You know who he is, Dr Rothstein, Yeah,
doctor Roxo. Yeah, that guy was the first one to go, hey, hey,
what's up Steve? Yeah? Do you see this? Steve? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
That's what that cat does. Man, he's he's always baiting you.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah, well, so what do you so?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Dignore it? Man? And I gotta tell you I'm sorry.
I'll give you the heads up the next time we
use one of your clips as a classic. How about that.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Well, it won't do any good. I mean, you can
give me the heads up.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Well, if we give you the heads up, it'll give
you time to maybe get out of town for a
couple of days.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Well, that is true. I could probably pack the family
up and head up the coast of Sant Lu's you know, San.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Labispo, or but sant l Obispo.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
I mean San Louis Obispo.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
What did you get out of town?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
So I don't have to sit here and listen to
a bunch of people talk about my having a firm.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Dick, Steve, Uh, you can catch the downloads of the
show anywhere in sam Lubispo.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
As you call it, or wherever. Well, Steve, it's gonna
be okay.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Man.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
I'll give you the heads up and we'll make sure.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
That you know just how I want is a twenty
four hour Just give me the twenty four hour heads
up and I can clear out of town.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
It's not gonna help, she said, because you can get them.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Just never mind, general, I know.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
What I'm doing, Steve. Seriously, if I messed you up,
I apologize.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Man, Yeah, you didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Well, you know what if I were you, I'd unfriended
that woman or whatever it is. Is she a friend
of yours?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
I mean on Facebook camp, I.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Unfriended her for saying for saying something like that and
sending you such a ridiculous thing.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Is that it says? And you give me the thumbs up?
Or or or is this a dick pic? And she's
got this smile on her face like she's serving Folger's coffee?
Is nineteen fifty six?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, I know, I just saw it. So and you
don't take it easy, man, or I'm going to start
beginning to think that you are on the show just
for you know, just because you want to hear yourself talk.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
What does that mean? Man?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I mean I think you called that. But so you
can just get your ass on the ear. Thanks a lot, Steve,
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Speaker 2 (37:58):
Welcome act to the.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Welcome back here to the world famous Phil Henry Show. That
you can hear the mall there in the background, the
Western States Mall. Bobby and Steve Dooley are at the
Western States Mall this evening. You guys are doing a
little bit. Is it Cyber Monday. That's uh, Cyber Monday
is today slash tomorrow. We're doing the show live here
on a Sunday night.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
Well, we wanted to get ahead start on Cyber Monday
show and hopefully that's where we're doing. Steve right now
and I are you know, we're looking at the laptop,
you know, so.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
And so we're going to laptop. So I'm good.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
I want to find a phone charger that that works,
you know.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Oh yeah, we got gold the Apple store, Apple Store,
the Apple Store.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
All right, well, good luck. Did you go out on
Black Friday?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Did we go into the wet? Good? Did we go
out of what?
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Black Friday?
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Where is Black Friday?
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Black Fridays the day after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
All the day when everyone No, we don't go out
because people get crushed under We don't like.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
To go out on Black Friday. So no, because people
are crushed, they're trod upon.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
You know. Yeah, that happened in a few places. It's
not like it's happening everywhere or every year. But I
certainly understand your reticence because it does get to be
a little ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
No, we don't need things that bad, Phil, that we're
willing to step on our fellow given being and crawl
over top of them like we're animals.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Yeah, we're not animals yet, mister, very.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
I understand that. Folks, Thank you very much. I just
had a hard time for both Steve Bozell and Tom Dovkas.
If you don't mind, I'm.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Sorry, Phil.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
I know that you've got to schedule to keep it
every And I do thank you for letting us say
a few words on behalf of thankstaking, if we could
go ahead, Bobby, Folks, thankstaking is something that Steve and
I are trying to promote. If you've given it yourself,
both for Thanksgiving holidays or during the regular year, and
then you are asked to give thanks, and you know
(40:01):
that no one's really done anything for you, And I
know that, if you will allow me so, I know
it sounds a little bit selfish, but what I'm trying
to say is there are so many of us that
do so much for others during the year, and then
comes Thanksgiving, so on top of all the things that
we did for everyone, then they tell us, oh, yeah,
(40:24):
and you should give thanks for everything that you got.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
You know, well, Bobby, why wouldn't you?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Why wouldn't I? What?
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Why wouldn't you give thanks? You have your boys, you
have your beautiful home.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
Oh, I know I understand that. But what am I
giving thanks? Steve and I earned that, Kay? We worked hard.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, I worked hard to do to do that. You know.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Yeah, Sometimes, Steve, I wonder whether you actually know what
goes into buying a house.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
That's me.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
What if that's supposed to be Miss Henry.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Well, I mean the guy's sitting there going, yeah, I
work hard for that, for doing that, Steve, you know
how to buy a house.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
It doesn't matter. My wife does. She's the one that negotiated.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
I negotiate all the big purchases. Don't worry about it.
My husband goes.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Out and earns the money.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
All right, all right, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
How dare you? Maybe I don't know how to do it.
What difference does it make. I can go to the
bank and say I need money.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah, they understand what that means. They understand what that
sounds like too.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yeah, and then we fill out the application.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
You fill out the application. I cannot believe. One of
these days, I'd love to see the note. Just what
kind of terms you got from the bank for your house?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
What do you mean the note the agreement that.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
You guys have with the bank to pay your mortgage.
Speaker 5 (41:38):
Oh, yes, no, I understand that. I understand what you
mean by that.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yeah, but I don't, but Steve doesn't.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yes, that's what we're saying.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Take it easy, filling looking at your video, catch you,
we're saying you're gonna shake your own brain. Have you
ever heard of the shaking baby syndrome? You ever heard
of that shaking big a baby? Shut your hold, Steve,
before I hit you so hard you start speaking rush
real funny.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
So well, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
I didn't come on this program for your amusement.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
I well, I hope that you came on the program
for my audience's amusement.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
No I did not. Oh my god, we came on
the program to educate the audience.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
All right, Steve, slow down, because it sounds like you're
having to gag back spittle.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
You're going, we can't have the program.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
I heard mister Anderson to quit and making fun of people,
and you still.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Is, and we still is.
Speaker 5 (42:27):
I mean, you still are.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Everybody Chill now, let's talk to the Dulies here about
thanks taking. This is a holiday you feel you're you
and others who give throughout the year are in time
now Thanksgiving. Bobby, Just to clear this up, you don't
really have any reason for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 5 (42:43):
Well, I mean I do so. I thank my husband,
Steve for marrying me. I thank my sons for being born,
even though Steve and me made them. But then I
thank them for we made you?
Speaker 2 (42:54):
But thanks for you know, yeah, thanks for coming you know,
we made you, but thanks for coming out good stayed put?
I guess yeah, I don't know how that works.
Speaker 5 (43:02):
But anyway, we're thankful that.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
We have our sons.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Well do you thank God for that?
Speaker 5 (43:07):
Can I just get through this? You know the question.
Of course, we believe in God and we do thank God,
but we do you know, if we did that, why
does there have to be a whole big holiday? You
know what I'm saying. So if you're going to give
a Thanksgiving holiday, then thanks taking holiday?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
All right?
Speaker 1 (43:23):
So you've got no problem with giving thanks, but you
feel like you are entitled that you give a lot.
You give thanks for a lot of things you shouldn't
give thanks for.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
We're always giving thanks and we're always saying, oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you. That's fine, but what.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
About oh my god, you hear that?
Speaker 5 (43:40):
But what about those of us that give all year round?
And no one you know, says anything?
Speaker 1 (43:45):
All right? So, in other words, how would thanks taking happen?
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:50):
What what does the holiday of thanks taking look like?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Well, it's a.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
Pretty simple holiday that we have sketched out Steve and
I over the last couple of weeks got some you know,
drafting paper, we sketched out a festive table. At the
head of the table, I would sit and Steve would sit,
or any of the people that are entitled to the
thanks taking, and we would sit and people would come
(44:14):
in front of us and say thank you, and we'd
say yeah, you know, we'd there'd be a symbolic taking
of the thanks Okay, well, how do you do that?
Speaker 1 (44:23):
What is the symbolic taking?
Speaker 5 (44:26):
Well, we would just say, they say thank you for
doing what you've done, and we go yeah. You know,
we would make a motion with our hands as if
we're sweeping in the thank you okay.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Motion with your hands.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yes, in other words, as if we're embracing it.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Yes, And so you're wrapping your arms around the thank
yous that are being given to you.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (44:47):
And when the people come to us and say thank you,
mister missus Dooley, the thanks taking then begins and we
begin to say yeah, and we just I can't describe it,
but it's a scooping in motion. And then and when
that's all done, we will get up. And this is
an homage or an homage to actual thanksgiving. We'll get
up and say that was very rich and plentiful, now symbolically, symbolically, Margaret,
(45:14):
so don't get angry with us. We need to go
and relieve ourselves symbolically. And then we walked to the toilet.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
And why do you need to do that? Yeah, I'm
not getting angry, but what is the purpose of that?
In other words, you you took in a lot of
food or something.
Speaker 5 (45:30):
No, that's what you do on Thanksgiving? What are you asking?
Speaker 3 (45:35):
Why are you going to the bathroom to You're not
actually relieving yourself, No.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Unless you really have to, it's to show them that
was very rich. It was very very unfull, and I
have to go move my balls. You know what. I
didn't think that would work out too good. No, it's
a good idea these people.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
No, you know, Bobby, No it's not a good idea.
It's a stupid idea.
Speaker 5 (45:58):
No, it's not a stupid idea. The fact that you
people cannot envision and and go with the symbolism of
the richness of the thanks taking and you then.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
You make a symbolic move to the bathroom as if
you have to move your bowels because it was just
so much to eat.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
I didn't say eat, I said take in.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Yeah, and that's the part. I knew that'd be controversial.
But everybody when you think about Thanksgiving, as everybody think.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
About everybody when you think about Thanksgiving, everybody talks about
going to sleep, taking a nap, loosening their belt, not
going to the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
Oh really, okay, everyone there agrees with that?
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah, I pretty much agree with that. Oh wow, that's
sure was good. Well, let me just go in and
go take a dump.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
I didn't say that, did I.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Well, that's what that's you're saying. That's essentially what you're
saying was doing. And it sounds not only does it
not sound festive, it's rather disgusting.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Did you hear that? Yeah? You know, I've been coming
on your show a long time, mis terrand.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
We've been coming on this program a long time, and
I have never in my life been so insulted. You
really think it's bad?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah, okay, we'll redo it and we get out of here.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Will you, for God's sake looking at me? For I'm
looking at you because you're booking another bunch of duds.
That's why, thanks folks for listening the world famous Phil
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we take the symbolic dump. I didn't know they were
gonna say that. Well, you know what, but the next
time you get people in the show, find out exactly
what it is they're talking about. Phil. This is on me.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
I heard her. She was talking about thanks taking. I
thought the tweet was interesting. I had her get in
touch with Bud and you didn't know what she meant
by it.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Well, there's nothing wrong with it. She's gonna take thanks. Yeah,
the whole thing about Wow, that show was a rich
and filling meal. Let me go take a dum funny. Huh,
you're laughing too, Charlie, So don't tell me you're not.
Thanks a lot, Lady and gentlemen. The World Famous Phil
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Speaker 4 (48:11):
Tell me tell don't know why, don't to bet you
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Speaker 2 (01:12):
Phil?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
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(01:36):
and we have Margaret Gray and Robert Leonard and Bud
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Speaker 3 (01:42):
And if the people missed the commercial, which I don't
think they did, Phil, use the term learned, Margaret, give
it a rest, will yet No, I will not give
it a rest now, Phil, use the term learned now
whether or not that's a word. I know it's a word,
and I know there is an appropriate time to use it,
but I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Not sure that you did so.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
If there's anyone listening right now who knows the appropriate
way in which to use.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
The term is great.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Wait a minute, Bud, Wait a minute before you get
a high heel in the eye.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
But that's right. If there's anyone listening right now, this
is take there's nobody, got me listen, there's nobody. Good.
What did he say? What do you want them to
do to call in? Yes, we're not live. You just
said we're not live, which is we're not live, Margaret.
If you want them to call in, you might have
the You know, they could shoot us an email, all right,
(02:31):
shoot us an email or a tweet.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
What is the proper use of the term learned? Phil
just said that Zaane Lamprey is well learned in the
well learned He said.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Well, yeah, well learned in the art of having a
good time. And I don't think there's such a word.
You would have said, well learned. Forget it. Yeah, it
sounds kind of retarded that way. It sounds what it does?
It sounds It doesn't sound right? What does it doesn't?
So when you say well learned, Hi, I'm Margaret Gray,
I'm well learned. That sounds dumb.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Where are you going, Margaret? I'm gonna go get a
drink of water. I'll see if I can get my
bowels to move. And none of your business. Greg, That's
one way to kick off the show. So welcome to
the program.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Will you guys bring this on yourselves? Margaret? You know
what in the future, I get it, Phil. Welcome to
the world famous Phil Henry Show. Ladies and gentlemen and
boys and girls. We got Tom Doveka coming back today
because apparently he's gone to work for David g Hall.
Well he's not going to work for Dave g Hall.
He's working as a consultant.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You ought to be familiar with that, ye aren't you?
Why no, kidding, fail. You're familiar with consultants, aren't you
living in the world of radio?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, I mean I am. And what's the big problem? Well,
you used to talk about them like they were the
scum of the earth. That's true. I want in on this.
You did, Phil, No, I did not.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
But you can't.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Didn't miss anybody a few of them. I never ever
referred to any consultant in radio as the scum of
the earth. Some of these guys I liked, some of
them I could do without. Never did I have such
such strong antithropy? Is that the Is that the word, Margaret?
Or are you still working on learned? That's the funniest thing.
Get great? Wait, it's my fault. I did the joke,
(04:12):
I know, but I can't strike you him. Phil, you
can't do it with him. Either can't do it with me.
I can't do it with him. What kind of filth fall?
Will you guys give it? Or you guys climb off
of that mule and give it a rest. Please. Well,
you're making it sound like I'm writing the thing though.
The whole idea is that Tom Dovka is a consultant.
He's working with I know about this because I talked
(04:32):
to David and we'll have Tom on. Yeah, but he
wants to advise you. And his name is Tom, not Dom'.
That's what you're saying, Phil, God, we're gonna have don man.
I realize it's.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Because your tongue is thick. By the way, how is
your thanksgivings?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I'm gonna do it well, Phil's thicketing tongue. I don't
know if you've stopped drinking, haven't you? Yeah, Margaret, I have.
I'm not trying to infer anything Are you trying to
say I'm drunk now or that I just a a drinker?
I thought maybe you were still a vibing.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
It still is technically Sunday night, even though people are,
you know, listing on a Monday.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Margaret, that's a rude question. You know you don't mean it.
I'm screwing around. God a couple of us, that's it.
I can't have a couple of laughs. Yeah, that's right, Margaret.
I'm still drinking. I've been drinking solid since Thursday, and
it still technically is the Thanksgiving weekend. All right, Phil,
I get it. No, I'm not drinking. I don't know
(05:26):
why my tongue was thick. But nonetheless, Tom Doff is
going to be with us. He's going to talk to
us about some specific things that he would like to
consult us on. David asked me, what I please talk
with him on the show. I said, I certainly will.
I'm not going to be rude. Yeah, but you you know,
you basically said to David, you're doing him a big favor.
I said, hey, you know, I'll do it. Well, what
is it that David thinks the show needs. David's concerned
(05:49):
with some of the contents. So we'll talk with Tom
Doffud coming up here in a world famous Phil Henry show. Also,
Bobby and Steve Dooley will join us, as they tweeted yesterday,
and I think they're going to be continuing on this
kick until someone disabear uses them, disabuses them of it.
Making the point there for those almost like your brain
started to just one part of your brain shriveled up,
(06:12):
Thank you, So Bobby and Steve Dooley one part of
the brain shriveled up. Good god. It's almost as if
you're talking about so Bobby and Steve Dooley.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Are thinking of a new holiday called not Thanksgiving but
thanks Taking. In other words, you sit there and you
take the appreciation of others.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Well, how does that work? I don't know. They were
thinking about it in terms of themselves. Anyone that's actually
helped the needy or America itself, anyone that's been a
great benefactor, or anyone that's been very generous, anyone that
has helped those less fortunate, they deserve to have a
holiday called thanks taking where they sit there and they
take everybody's ass licking Gosh, that's pretty weird. Yeah, tell
(06:55):
me about it. I don't think that's it. Take their
ass licking? Why is everything with you? You general a
tongue and you know what is your problem? All right?
Never mind? Well, you know we might as well get
Tom got Donka on because what's his name again, Tom Dovka,
because this is part of what David was talking to
(07:16):
me about. And I, you know, to be honest with you,
I was being polite as I always tried to be,
but I wasn't quite sure what you know what he
was referring to. Tom Doka was joining us here tonight
from the Chronicle and Pasadena A, the restaurant where he
enjoys having himself every now and again a cocktail or dinner.
And Tom, welcome to town. Where are you located, Tom?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well, I do a lot most of my business, you know.
We I was talking to os in Chicago, you.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Know, with h with Pete Bone show.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, but I do locate out here Los Angeles on occasion.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
So Tom, thanks for being with us. I know you
talked with David, and David asked me to talk to you,
and I'm I'm happy to do it. You had some
input on the show.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Look, I don't want you to feel I'm coming on
here and I'm trying to tell you you know everything
about your show. I think your show is what it is.
It's entertaining for the people that like the kind of
thing you do.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
And what would you call that? And hold on? Can
I butt in? I'm asking him a question, are we Phil?
Don't get into an argument.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I I was just saying, are you trying to You're
trying to start something? Right?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
No, I'm not trying to start anything. Then why would
you ask him? What? You know? What do you think
about that kind of show? Just was curious. Never mind
forget that.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I asked, I'll tell you soil, your show is not
anything that I don't do. I do talk radio. I
do talk conservative talk radio, and you know, and we
place our product on different radio stations. The joking and
the funny, the funny, funny bone things I don't know
(08:53):
a lot about. But I said to David, but he
asked me, is that if you got an input?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
And I said that, David ask you? Or did you
call him?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Did David ask me? Or did I do? What?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Did David Hall ask you to give input on the
fiel Hevery show?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Or did you call him? And volunteer it.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well, I have initially volunteered it because I know that Phil,
you had a Pete Bone show on your website, right, Yes,
we do, all right. I appreciate that you don't carry
all the peat shows though, do you.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Know we just carry the odd show.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Because we get a lot of complaints from a Los
Angeles market and we know that when your show, when
your website carries the Pete Bone show, we know because
we've got a lot of people, you know, leaving dirty messages.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
And how do you know that that's from us?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Because we know when you've run the show. I mean,
I'm not blaming you necessarily, but you have an audience
that tends to leave it dirty. They leave these they
love to talk dirty, you know, on the phone, And unfortunately,
I answer the phone late at night when I'm here
and I'm working an office, not here, but right now,
I'm in a restaurant, but I feel like the office
is with me everywhere everywhere I go, you know, and
(10:07):
pick up the phone and there's some guy talking dirty
to me and I'll say this I'm do with Pete Bone,
and he'll say He'll say more dirty things, and then
I'll say, okay, thanks.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Well, wait a minute, how do you know that that's
Phil show?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
It's not silly, said listeners.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
How do you know they're my listeners?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Because it happens after every single time you run the
Pete Bone Show.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Every time we run the Pete Bone Show, you have
people calling the office. You happen to be there working late,
and they're talking dirty to you.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
It is they're dirty, they're dirty. Minds are at work.
And I think it's stimulated by the fact that the
Phil Henry's audience. Now this gets around to what I
was saying, and.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It's so I'm clear, sir, and I don't want to
keep beating this under the ground.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
But you call I mean no, they call who do
I call?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
No? They call you. The listeners call you.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, these are people lives super fill airal listeners.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Okay, and they talk dirty into the what do they say?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Just a lot of filth. You know your Pete Bone stinks.
I wouldn't want to repeat a lot of it, but
let the if you have.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
My permission, I'm the female in the room. Go ahead, Tom,
all right.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You know Pete Bone is rotten. He's rotten, rotten, rotten
to the core. Pete Bone is like a piece of
meat that is moldering in a garbage can. I got
I wrote this down. Pete bone is like a maggot
written piece of meat in a garbage Kao.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You know, well that's very extreme and harsh, but it's
not obscene.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Okay, I'm talking to a guy over here.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Excuse me. I'm sorry to have to bother you. Timent
you talk to me, all right, But I'm in.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
The restaurant, Hope, I just can I get some Hollandais sauce? Yeah?
And when you get a chance, could you fill this
glass again? That's very good? What is that crougot bridge?
That's my brah so. No, when they call they're saying
silty things like you stink and pete bone stinks. Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Why do you think that's filthy? That's not filthy? This
guy saying the guy stinks.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
How many guys am I talking to here?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Let me do this, Guys, if a guy calls you
and says it pete bone stinks, you think that's talking dirty?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
He's talking dirty. Yeah, he's saying to me, I don't
know what you call dirty talk?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Are you cleaning this up for me?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
No, Margaret, you said it was all.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Right, so they say, what's the most extreme thing? Yeah,
what is the most extreme negative thing that people say
about Pete Bone?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I mean, I had a guy called right after you
had the show. I read Pete Bone show on He
called him. He said that Pete Bone is a foul
foul thing. Is a thing. Is not a man? Is
a thing. He's a foul thing. You know. I don't
what do you call dirty?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I decidedly called something. Dirty is when somebody is using
four letter words.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Oh, I don't like to get that for but let
me I think this dubtails nicely. And what David g
Hall asked me to do.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
After you called him up and volunteered your services. Yeah,
that's ideas significant.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, okay, what's so funny? Oh you got a you
got a guy. Here's your name, Bud? Yes, sir, I
understand you had a plate place in a head. Is
that right?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I'll do that, Bud? Okay, yes, sir, I did. I
ran in a motor I ran my motorcycle on a tree.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
All right, Just trying to figure out how you know
you're communicating.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Because hey, Tom, don't even go there, man. Okay, Bud's
perfectly fine. He's got a neurological problem. He doesn't have
a mental processing problem. Okay, do you understand?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah? Fine, So all I'm trying to do. You asked
me how was I came to be a consultant on
your sell you David Hall? You know?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah, and we found out that you called him up
and volunteered your services.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
That's correct, And.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Bud didn't I and everybody here is asking questions.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I think I think needs to be said right here.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Isn't that true? Domka?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
What's would Dovka? I happen to be a friend of
a lot of people in radioh That was rude.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I'm sorry, Tom, I apologize.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I'm a friend of a lot of people in radio,
and I've tried to be a friend of mister Henry
Downs in the years, but he's rejected my advice.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I haven't rejected your advice, Tom, It's just that you
you advise different a kind of radio that is completely
different from what I used to do. And I'm doing
digital now, so it doesn't make any difference.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Okay, all right, well fine, but you know, just let
the records show you know that you you're asking me
as a friend of your show's Well, you didn't ask me.
I asked mister Hall if I could consult, and he
said yes. But it's almost as if you did ask me,
(14:48):
because your show is it needs help, all right?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Where do we need help? Excuse me? Where do we
need help?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
You're right, it's almost like you you gagged up. And
I don't want to point that out.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
If I got a dime for every guy on this
show that says I almost gagged up on something, yeah,
i'd be close to a millionaire.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Well maybe you ought to take whatever it is at
your boss, you know what I say. Yeah, see, you
know that's something that you would laugh at if sir
Henry said it.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
It's just that funny.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
It's not funny to us because you said it. What
are you find to be wanting in this show?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
What do we need?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Well, all right, I will tell you, Phil And I'm
glad that I did volunteer my assistance to David G.
Hall because I felt that your program and I listened
to a number of shows over a course about butts,
and you have a fixation on something that is common
among a lot of modern humorousts. I suppose you have
(15:47):
this everything is about anal or the ass or what
it's called an anality.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
You know, what do you mean an al okay as
in penality.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Well, yeah, I mean it's only it's it's not bet
AlSi in anality. And Phil has on his program on
any given night, all kinds of references to uh, let
me just look at my notes. Here ass, stick it
in the ass, shove it up the ass. Uh, he's
covering an ass. You know. Uh, here's one here. I
(16:22):
had to go with a frying pack, cover my ass
with a frying pan. I covered my ass with a
frying with a baking dish. Uh. Donald Trump, President of
the United States of Abarica, has said this about he
looks as if he's waiting to take one and he
you know, he sticks his ass out waiting to take
one up there and so on. And I'm trying to say,
as I said, David, I don't think this is helping you,
(16:44):
and I think it probably hurts you and.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Uh so eliminate all of that kind of of humor.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, it's not even humor, it's it's a it's a crude, foul,
wretched references to the butt, to the to the ass.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
You do, why don't you like that?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I think it probably you know. I mean, well, never mind,
I don't want to No, No.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
What were you gonna say? I would say it's something personal.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
No, it's not to say that. They when you keep
referencing as sex, and it reminds me of the one
thing in my marriage. I'm not getting.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Okay, here we go, Yeah, see.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
No, not here we go anything?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Well what what? Why would you say something like.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
That because it's an area that I've tried to interest
my wife.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
And you know what you're doing now, Man, You're you're
unloading on my show something that's extremely private.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I know that, but I'm trying to tell you this
is how important it is.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah. And meanwhile, your wife's out there listening.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh No, I guarantee my wife's not listening to this.
No she's not. I've told her. I've said that there
are a number of different shows that I would rather
she not listened to, and I can't keep her from listening
to it.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Jo, she can't listen to this show or what you're
gonna like something? Yeah, it's not a grounder.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh, she's an adult woman. She's allowed to listen to
whatever she wants. So I just said to her, please
don't listen to the Henry Show, and they've speak an
awful lot about as sex and they and it's the
one thing you will you're not giving me.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
So you're going to be kidding me. Man, you don't
talk to your wife like that, do you?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
You're going to be kidding me. Did you really say that? Man?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Not only did I say it, but did you really
come back and mackt and mimic me, Yes, I did.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I think there's a lot of people out there the
probably to a greater session.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
By the way, what you just did there? Tell me what? Yes?
I did?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Do you hear that? That's the other thing I wanted
to bring up. The way you people correct each other
over and over and over again is so childish and
it's so distracting the audience. I don't want to hear
that constantly over and over correcting each other.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I have told my crew that I don't want them
to do it. They won't listen to me.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
It's something that we are very exacting and specific people here. Okay, Tom,
when we hear film misspeak or anyone misspeak, yes, we'll
point it out, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Well, yeah, and you do too, mutch. The to the
to the debate deprobation of your show, the deprivation to
the to the negativity of it, to the hurt. It
hurts it. It hurts it. I don't know what I'm
trying to say.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
We got Okay, Well, hold on, Tom Dovkaz with us.
You remember Tom. He was on the show, He was
on the Pete Bone Show a couple of weeks ago,
and he's with us here talking to some kind of
talking to us about some conversations he had with David G.
Hall about our show. And the primary thing that you
find wrong with it is there's too much discussion.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah right there, right there.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Well, look at it seems a little silly. Yeah, Ter,
he's gonna laugh at it, I.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Know, but he's saying this. He says, there's too much
discussion of Yeah, he sounds like a baby. You sound
like a baby.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah. Well, Tom, there you go, mocking Phil. And you
told us there was too much.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Of that when you went, what oh man, did you
hear that?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
There you are, man, you're mocking me.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Okay, so I heard you are.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
That's the very thing you said not to do.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I know. That was the second thing I said not
to do. The first thing I said was there's too much.
Talk about.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
That guy needs a doctor. Yeah, he needs more than
a doctor, need a ambulance. What was that about. You're
going to try and call him back now he's still
on light. You can't hang up, yes, sir, mister Henry's policy. No,
we have a non disconnect. That's the phone line we
call you on. No huh no, huh no, huh. Yeah,
(20:42):
it's a phone line we call it on.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Yeah, I got out.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Hey, Tom, it's Phil Henry. You were not disconnected because
we don't allow guests to hang up. The reason for
that is a very good one. We've had a lot
of people down through the years hanging up on us
and we got tired of it.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
So you heard me get angry, and I had a
very good reason to get angry that you guys can't
seem to get through your thick head. So what it is,
I'm talking? Great, If you can't hang up on me,
I can just keep on screaming and yelling.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
No, we can put you on hold, but you can't.
The line won't disconnect.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
So you'll put me on hold and talk about me,
and I won't be able to say nothing.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Now, I mean, if we decide to get you back
on the air. Yeah, but you won't. The line won't
be disconnected. And hold on before we get down that road.
You screamed the word that you know, the words ass sex.
You also said that it reminded you of something your
wife isn't giving you.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I did not say that, and you know, I think
it's very unfair. I'm a professional broadcaster. I'm a member
of the National Association Broadcast and I'm the the committee
chairman of the Midwestern Broadcaster of America. I have been
a three time candidate for the Federal Communication Commission. So
you're not talking to some punk as somebody that you
do your funny act with, mister Enry. You're talking to
(21:57):
the real deal here our talk Daka.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
We understand that, mister Dovkok. But you're the one that
screamed the words as sex into the phone.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yes I did, and that's.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Because we talk about something on our show that your
wife won't give you. Man, Ben't that true? Isn't that
why you yelled?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
It is true?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
And there you are mocking Bud, and you're mocking Bud
the very thing you said you didn't want us to do,
to mock people.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
And I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, see, you're a big You're a hypocrite and a
phoney balloonely only the lonely Phony Bologney. And he's right,
he's right. And it doesn't surprise me that you are
a candidate for the Federal Communications Commission because they need
all the lunkheads they can get over there. Man, they
can't pack them in enough.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Und I'm a lunkhead. I thought I gave my time
to David G. Hall to say that. I thought what
was wrong with your program is all you guys do
is sit around and talk about ass body doon tonight.
The one thing that I can't get, Yeah, the one.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Thing your old lady won't give up to me.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Oh my old lady. Now, now we're sitting around the clubhouse. Fuck,
when's the best lake? Run the stars?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Tom Dovka a real idiot. Now that's a guy who
is uh, he'll be a good one to call back
because he's a he's a technocrit, he's a big shot
in the broadcasting business. I didn't call back. You're not
gonna call him back. No, I'm not going to call
him back for what. Guy, he's got some valuable advice. Yeah, Yeah,
he's got a lot of really valuable advice. Quit talking
(23:27):
about as sex because it's something his wife won't give up,
so that kind of bugs him. And then some other craps,
some other I forget what he talked about. Did an
even take any notes? I didn't know what I said?
Not me man? Oh yeah, I didn't. I know that. Why?
Thank you very much, Tom for nothing. World famous Phil
Henry Show is going to be coming back here in
(23:48):
a couple of seconds. Steve Bozell got a uh, he
got a card in the What did he get?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
He got a message or a tweet from a woman
who it was a picture of a woman's saying that
It was a picture of a woman saying, is this
a well, I don't want to read this.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
It was a picture of a woman saying is this
a dick pic? Or a thumbs up? What is it
with Bozell and his penis obsession? You know I'm talking
about piecea session. You have a second on a piece
of goal. What are we talking about this? Two weeks
in a row four I don't know, Bud. You took
the call, Yeah, he said he wanted to come on
because you want to clear the air. After publishing the
(24:26):
tweet clear the air. After publishing the tweet, All right,
Stephen Bozell coming up next year in the world famous
Phil Henry Show. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my
true love said to me, get your stuff and get out. Hello,
I'm divorce attorney Bob Snead, And sometimes it can be
just like that. On the first day of Christmas, my
true love said to me, let's go get some coffee.
(24:47):
On the second day of Christmas, my true love said
to me, I'm seeing another man. And on and on
it goes. Bob Sneid knows the story. Bob Snead has
had his nose into the divorce matters of American couples
for up to twenty six years. And that's me. I'm
Bob Sneed talking about myself the third person, because Bob
Sneed is more than me. He's much much more than
just this man sitting here. Bob Sneed is an entire
(25:09):
legal career, an entire legal profession, a man dedicated to
making sure that couples who separate legally are giving each
other a fair shake. On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love said to me get out. But on
the thirteenth day, of Christmas, my true love said to me, oh,
wait a minute, I think I gave you too much stuff.
And on the fourteenth day of Christmas you called me
Bob Snead to make sure that she didn't get her
(25:30):
dirty mudhooks in there and take the stuff back. Bob
Sneid Paul Mola in fifteenth in Clouterville, on the fifteenth
day of Christmas. You don't even want to know. Yeah,
I want to make the world famous Phil Henry show
here the Oppositico in southern California. We're going to be
going to Mexico again for about four days in December.
(25:52):
So and that doesn't mean that we won't be doing shows.
We'll be doing shows for Mexico. Will probably do them,
you know, via the old iPhone podcast on the road
kind of a thing, you know. Uh, now you want
me to go? Who's going this time? Anybody can come? Well,
I might want to go this time. What I mean
the last time I went, you guys wanted no part
of it. Rose beach Man. It wasn't like it wasn't
(26:15):
a first class place. It's fantastic, man. Remember that walking
dead thing we saw you talk about, fear of walking dead?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Yeah, Oh, this is the hotel with the pier that
Madison drove all the zombies off in.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, he drove the walkers off right, So you know, oh, well,
let's I yes, let's uh, let's I think Frank will
be free. Well, we'll be down there sometime during the summer.
I'll give you guys the dates. The one thing I
gotta figure out, though, is my girl Brea here. You know,
you gotta find out shelter. You gotta find a boarding
place that'll give the animals their meds. And my my
(26:52):
vet is not bored. Your vet doesn't board pets, no,
So I got to figure out where we're gonna put her.
And if I can't figure out, then we're not going. Well, Phil,
you're not gonna let that ruin your vacation. Yeah, yeah,
So do you think I'm gonna sit here? Hold on, Phil,
ladies and feel good? You Phil? You look like you
were getting an electric shock from sixteen different hospitals and
(27:13):
it was all wired in. Fuck it. Oh wow, get that? Yeah,
listen to that. Well, do you blame me? Yeah? I do.
I'm not gonna be going anywhere unless I have a
place to board my animals, and that they're gonna be
taken care of. And that's where that's at. Yeah, I'm
talking about that the dog. What about the dog? You
(27:34):
mean the dog across the street. Yeah, this little guy,
this little dog. We're still waiting for this fucking owner
to get excuse my language, folks, but you know, going
out of town and leaving your dog with a dog sitter,
that's fine. The little dog is not walked. It's a
little beautiful fourteen year old shitsue dog. You dog say that,
can you?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
I am allowed to say shitsue. Yeah. Yeah, it's a
little fourteen year old shitsue dog. All right, Phil, we
got it. And this little boy has got a lot
of energy, and nobody walks him. Nobody gives a fuck.
They just go over there and they leave food there. Phil,
I don't care, man. And so because he's deaf, I
(28:12):
can't get his attention. I can't push open the little
dog door and say, hey, you know, what's up, you know, teddy?
So I just kind of wait to see if he
comes out into the passageway there or out into into
the end of the yard. And then I have the
leash because the owner said it was probably cool if
I if I walked him, and you know, you walk
(28:33):
this guy around the block a couple of times. Yeah,
that's that solves a lot of problems. You were saying
the pre show. If you give an animal exercise, ninety
percent of any problem that dog or cat has had
has gone away. Yeah. Anyway, don't want to talk about
him because it just pisses me off and there's nothing
you can do about it. And the law, the law
won't help you at all. If an animal is neglected
(28:54):
up to a point, it's all well within the law
because some human beings are so goddamn stupid and cruel,
that's what they do. And the only way you're you're
going to be in violation of law is if you're
starving the animal, if you've bandoned things like that. So, yeah,
you know you're right field. You want to getting a
little modlin, Fine, fine, fine, all right, coming up here,
we got Steve Bozel from Corona, California. And Steve, thanks
for being on the program with us. Now, I know
(29:17):
we had you on the show and I didn't mean to.
I don't want to minimize you know what's going on
with you, But you are on the program today because
entirely because Bud Dickman, or one of our associate producers,
felt it was necessary to have you on the show. Yep, okay,
because you had retweeted something.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, I retweeted something. I retweeted something based upon and
this was sent to me based upon the flash the
Classic Archives show that you played last week. I didn't
look Steve.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
No one's blaming you. We just don't want to stay
on the same topic.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I don't want to stay in the same topic either.
But we got to clear some things up because I
just got this meme from this gal, this Leila, on
the Facebook.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
And let's not use anybody's name, Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Well, I mean you know her pretty well.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah, Layla is a long time Facebook friend of ours.
She's a great what did she she?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
You know, puts this thing up and says, you know,
is that a dick pick? Or are you giving me
the thumbs up? And I'm like, what you know?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Because naturally, well you know, was intended for you.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Because she said, hey, Steve, you know, and so I'm not.
I don't have any problem with her. I know she's
getting her giggles and she's getting her jollys off, you know,
good for her, and I hope that she lives, you know,
and has many many laughs to come. But what I
am saying is, Okay, enough's enough. You know, I talked
about having the dicksicle, and i've and that was all
(30:43):
adjudicated many many years ago. I was not the one
that decided to put that on the air, mister Henry did.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
It is a favorite classic show of ours.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
That's great, mister Hendry. But when you play your favorite
classic shows, some people have to pay the consequences, pay
their responsibilities. And I'm one of those people. Okay, So
that after you aired that.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Well, what responsibilities are you having to pay? Sir?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Right there? You just went, well what responsibilities.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I told these guys. Yeah, mister Bose, he asked you
not to do that.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
All right. Well, I'm not a member of your staff,
mister Enery, so I can do pretty much what I
want to do.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yes, you can, sir, and then I can tell you
to just get off.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
The air, fright. You want me to leave the air? No, okay,
because what you just said is, well, what are your responsibilities? Now?
I just hearned that. Fine, Uh well that feels kind
of nice.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Will you get on with it? Please?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
All right? So I said to them that that's all
well and good, that's great, and you know, but when
these shows are aired, I have to take the heat. Now,
I get this meme from this gal that says that
is that a dick pick? Or you give me a
thumbs up? The animation being they got that, I got
one of the synthesize of a thumb, and everybody sees
(31:55):
it and everyone talks about it. And the next day
when it comes out, when you come out with that meme,
you know, everybody's talking about it in the hole and
everybody I don't.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Think so, man, you know, Steve, what do you think
the reach of this show is such that every water
cooler in America is discussing it.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I mean, there's a lot of people that are I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I hadn't heard anybody talk about except for you.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
You know, you're telling me nobody talked about that show.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
People talked about that show because they liked it, But
I didn't hear anybody saying, hey, did you hear Steve Bozell?
Somebody made fun of him? Because well, you don't have
to spell it out, well you want us to. You're
the one that brought it up.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
There's no one that I've talked to either that has said,
oh wow, I didn't know that Steve Bozell has a
thumb sized one.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, well, is that what your worry is?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
My worry is who get rid.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Of somebody's gonna go, Hey, there goes some Yeah, he's
going thumb dick.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Okay, mistrender.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
I asked him, guys, don't come on. Would you to
watch the language please, That's what he said. He's a
friend of being called a thumb dick.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
I did not spell it out in those terms, but
as long as you want to go down that road, okay,
And I don't think there's a man sitting.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Here hornby hey Bozell, if you start rying, I'll come
through the phone, and you know I can do that,
all right. I'm sorry, Steve, listen, I'm sorry that that
girl sent that meme. And as is the case many
many times with you, if you don't mind me saying, oh,
here we go.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
That's right, Steve, here we go, Here we go, this
is here comes mister Henry's going to give his lecture.
Let me just let me open up my briefcase and
get my sandwich out of my coffee, because here it
comes here, comes mister Henry, and he's going to stand
at the lectern and he's going to tell me that
I bring it on myself.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
That's exactly right, because every time you're on this program
talking about something, it's the result of you getting your
feelings hurt about something that you didn't have to get
your feelings. If you never said anything about it, man, everything,
you'd be good.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
So if I didn't say anything about this girl sending
me this this meme, did she send.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
This to you? Did she just post it on Facebook?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Well she's she posted it. She tagged me.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Oh yeah, so yeah, I know what that is. They
tag you, and that means you got to go see it.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
It means that you get a know, you get anoa Noh,
what's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Now?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
If I'm kidding, you get it? Knock it off, man.
You get a notification, Yes, that's right. You get a
notification that someone's talking about you, right, And that's.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
What I got. It said Laila said that you got
a thumb sized dick. Excuse my language.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
No it didn't. I wouldn't say that at all.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
It said Leila posted a meme about you.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Well, what are you still at that.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I'm out here at the pund Oh my god, the
only place I can have a relaxation. You're having a
problem with it.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Oh, we can hear those squirrels.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I don't give it damn about squirrels. Man, You know
you could kill them all tomorrow. I couldn't cheer lit.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Steve. If you had never said anything, you'd be way
better off. And this is the case with ninety percent
of the stuff you say in the show. If you
just be quiet about it, you're good. If you just
keep your mouth apart me for saying keep your mouth shut,
keep my mouth shut, keep your not mouse mouth shut.
No one's gonna say anything about it. No one will
take notice.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Of it, are you telling me?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I mean, just because she says, you know, you giving
me the thumbs up instead of you know, a dick pic.
Now you say, ha ha, that's it, and just move on.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
There's gonna be people out there that are going to
be talking about it. That will they'll they'll be even
this doctor Roskin. You know who he is, Dr Rothstein, Yeah,
doctor Roxo. Yeah, that guy was the first one to go, hey, hey,
what's up Steve? Yeah? Do you see this? Steve? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
That's what that cat does. Man, he's he's always baiting you.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah, well, so what do you so?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Dignore it? Man? And I gotta tell you I'm sorry.
I'll give you the heads up the next time we
use one of your clips as a classic. How about that.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Well, it won't do any good. I mean, you can
give me the heads up.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Well, if we give you the heads up, it'll give
you time to maybe get out of town for a
couple of days.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Well, that is true. I could probably pack the family
up and head up the coast of Sant Lu's you know, San.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Labispo, or but sant l Obispo.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
I mean San Louis Obispo.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
What did you get out of town?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
So I don't have to sit here and listen to
a bunch of people talk about my having a firm.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Dick, Steve, Uh, you can catch the downloads of the
show anywhere in sam Lubispo.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
As you call it, or wherever. Well, Steve, it's gonna
be okay.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Man.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
I'll give you the heads up and we'll make sure.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
That you know just how I want is a twenty
four hour Just give me the twenty four hour heads
up and I can clear out of town.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
It's not gonna help, she said, because you can get them.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Just never mind, general, I know.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
What I'm doing, Steve. Seriously, if I messed you up,
I apologize.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Man, Yeah, you didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Well, you know what if I were you, I'd unfriended
that woman or whatever it is. Is she a friend
of yours?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
I mean on Facebook camp, I.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Unfriended her for saying for saying something like that and
sending you such a ridiculous thing.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Is that it says? And you give me the thumbs up?
Or or or is this a dick pic? And she's
got this smile on her face like she's serving Folger's coffee?
Is nineteen fifty six?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, I know, I just saw it. So and you
don't take it easy, man, or I'm going to start
beginning to think that you are on the show just
for you know, just because you want to hear yourself talk.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
What does that mean? Man?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I mean I think you called that. But so you
can just get your ass on the ear. Thanks a lot, Steve,
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Speaker 2 (37:58):
Welcome act to the.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Welcome back here to the world famous Phil Henry Show. That
you can hear the mall there in the background, the
Western States Mall. Bobby and Steve Dooley are at the
Western States Mall this evening. You guys are doing a
little bit. Is it Cyber Monday. That's uh, Cyber Monday
is today slash tomorrow. We're doing the show live here
on a Sunday night.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
Well, we wanted to get ahead start on Cyber Monday
show and hopefully that's where we're doing. Steve right now
and I are you know, we're looking at the laptop,
you know, so.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
And so we're going to laptop. So I'm good.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
I want to find a phone charger that that works,
you know.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Oh yeah, we got gold the Apple store, Apple Store,
the Apple Store.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
All right, well, good luck. Did you go out on
Black Friday?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Did we go into the wet? Good? Did we go
out of what?
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Black Friday?
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Where is Black Friday?
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Black Fridays the day after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
All the day when everyone No, we don't go out
because people get crushed under We don't like.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
To go out on Black Friday. So no, because people
are crushed, they're trod upon.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
You know. Yeah, that happened in a few places. It's
not like it's happening everywhere or every year. But I
certainly understand your reticence because it does get to be
a little ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
No, we don't need things that bad, Phil, that we're
willing to step on our fellow given being and crawl
over top of them like we're animals.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Yeah, we're not animals yet, mister, very.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
I understand that. Folks, Thank you very much. I just
had a hard time for both Steve Bozell and Tom Dovkas.
If you don't mind, I'm.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Sorry, Phil.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
I know that you've got to schedule to keep it
every And I do thank you for letting us say
a few words on behalf of thankstaking, if we could
go ahead, Bobby, Folks, thankstaking is something that Steve and
I are trying to promote. If you've given it yourself,
both for Thanksgiving holidays or during the regular year, and
then you are asked to give thanks, and you know
(40:01):
that no one's really done anything for you, And I
know that, if you will allow me so, I know
it sounds a little bit selfish, but what I'm trying
to say is there are so many of us that
do so much for others during the year, and then
comes Thanksgiving, so on top of all the things that
we did for everyone, then they tell us, oh, yeah,
(40:24):
and you should give thanks for everything that you got.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
You know, well, Bobby, why wouldn't you?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Why wouldn't I? What?
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Why wouldn't you give thanks? You have your boys, you
have your beautiful home.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
Oh, I know I understand that. But what am I
giving thanks? Steve and I earned that, Kay? We worked hard.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, I worked hard to do to do that. You know.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Yeah, Sometimes, Steve, I wonder whether you actually know what
goes into buying a house.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
That's me.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
What if that's supposed to be Miss Henry.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Well, I mean the guy's sitting there going, yeah, I
work hard for that, for doing that, Steve, you know
how to buy a house.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
It doesn't matter. My wife does. She's the one that negotiated.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
I negotiate all the big purchases. Don't worry about it.
My husband goes.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Out and earns the money.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
All right, all right, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
How dare you? Maybe I don't know how to do it.
What difference does it make. I can go to the
bank and say I need money.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah, they understand what that means. They understand what that
sounds like too.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yeah, and then we fill out the application.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
You fill out the application. I cannot believe. One of
these days, I'd love to see the note. Just what
kind of terms you got from the bank for your house?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
What do you mean the note the agreement that.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
You guys have with the bank to pay your mortgage.
Speaker 5 (41:38):
Oh, yes, no, I understand that. I understand what you
mean by that.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yeah, but I don't, but Steve doesn't.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yes, that's what we're saying.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Take it easy, filling looking at your video, catch you,
we're saying you're gonna shake your own brain. Have you
ever heard of the shaking baby syndrome? You ever heard
of that shaking big a baby? Shut your hold, Steve,
before I hit you so hard you start speaking rush
real funny.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
So well, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
I didn't come on this program for your amusement.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
I well, I hope that you came on the program
for my audience's amusement.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
No I did not. Oh my god, we came on
the program to educate the audience.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
All right, Steve, slow down, because it sounds like you're
having to gag back spittle.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
You're going, we can't have the program.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
I heard mister Anderson to quit and making fun of people,
and you still.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Is, and we still is.
Speaker 5 (42:27):
I mean, you still are.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Everybody Chill now, let's talk to the Dulies here about
thanks taking. This is a holiday you feel you're you
and others who give throughout the year are in time
now Thanksgiving. Bobby, Just to clear this up, you don't
really have any reason for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 5 (42:43):
Well, I mean I do so. I thank my husband,
Steve for marrying me. I thank my sons for being born,
even though Steve and me made them. But then I
thank them for we made you?
Speaker 2 (42:54):
But thanks for you know, yeah, thanks for coming you know,
we made you, but thanks for coming out good stayed put?
I guess yeah, I don't know how that works.
Speaker 5 (43:02):
But anyway, we're thankful that.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
We have our sons.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Well do you thank God for that?
Speaker 5 (43:07):
Can I just get through this? You know the question.
Of course, we believe in God and we do thank God,
but we do you know, if we did that, why
does there have to be a whole big holiday? You
know what I'm saying. So if you're going to give
a Thanksgiving holiday, then thanks taking holiday?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
All right?
Speaker 1 (43:23):
So you've got no problem with giving thanks, but you
feel like you are entitled that you give a lot.
You give thanks for a lot of things you shouldn't
give thanks for.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
We're always giving thanks and we're always saying, oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you. That's fine, but what.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
About oh my god, you hear that?
Speaker 5 (43:40):
But what about those of us that give all year round?
And no one you know, says anything?
Speaker 1 (43:45):
All right? So, in other words, how would thanks taking happen?
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:50):
What what does the holiday of thanks taking look like?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Well, it's a.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
Pretty simple holiday that we have sketched out Steve and
I over the last couple of weeks got some you know,
drafting paper, we sketched out a festive table. At the
head of the table, I would sit and Steve would sit,
or any of the people that are entitled to the
thanks taking, and we would sit and people would come
(44:14):
in front of us and say thank you, and we'd
say yeah, you know, we'd there'd be a symbolic taking
of the thanks Okay, well, how do you do that?
Speaker 1 (44:23):
What is the symbolic taking?
Speaker 5 (44:26):
Well, we would just say, they say thank you for
doing what you've done, and we go yeah. You know,
we would make a motion with our hands as if
we're sweeping in the thank you okay.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Motion with your hands.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yes, in other words, as if we're embracing it.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Yes, And so you're wrapping your arms around the thank
yous that are being given to you.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (44:47):
And when the people come to us and say thank you,
mister missus Dooley, the thanks taking then begins and we
begin to say yeah, and we just I can't describe it,
but it's a scooping in motion. And then and when
that's all done, we will get up. And this is
an homage or an homage to actual thanksgiving. We'll get
up and say that was very rich and plentiful, now symbolically, symbolically, Margaret,
(45:14):
so don't get angry with us. We need to go
and relieve ourselves symbolically. And then we walked to the toilet.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
And why do you need to do that? Yeah, I'm
not getting angry, but what is the purpose of that?
In other words, you you took in a lot of
food or something.
Speaker 5 (45:30):
No, that's what you do on Thanksgiving? What are you asking?
Speaker 3 (45:35):
Why are you going to the bathroom to You're not
actually relieving yourself, No.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Unless you really have to, it's to show them that
was very rich. It was very very unfull, and I
have to go move my balls. You know what. I
didn't think that would work out too good. No, it's
a good idea these people.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
No, you know, Bobby, No it's not a good idea.
It's a stupid idea.
Speaker 5 (45:58):
No, it's not a stupid idea. The fact that you
people cannot envision and and go with the symbolism of
the richness of the thanks taking and you then.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
You make a symbolic move to the bathroom as if
you have to move your bowels because it was just
so much to eat.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
I didn't say eat, I said take in.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Yeah, and that's the part. I knew that'd be controversial.
But everybody when you think about Thanksgiving, as everybody think.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
About everybody when you think about Thanksgiving, everybody talks about
going to sleep, taking a nap, loosening their belt, not
going to the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
Oh really, okay, everyone there agrees with that?
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah, I pretty much agree with that. Oh wow, that's
sure was good. Well, let me just go in and
go take a dump.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
I didn't say that, did I.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Well, that's what that's you're saying. That's essentially what you're
saying was doing. And it sounds not only does it
not sound festive, it's rather disgusting.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Did you hear that? Yeah? You know, I've been coming
on your show a long time, mis terrand.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
We've been coming on this program a long time, and
I have never in my life been so insulted. You
really think it's bad?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah, okay, we'll redo it and we get out of here.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Will you, for God's sake looking at me? For I'm
looking at you because you're booking another bunch of duds.
That's why, thanks folks for listening the world famous Phil
Henry Show. Well we're kicking off another week. Here we go, man,
and don't forget if you haven't heard it already today
or seen it already. Today is Saturday Cinema. Saturday Cinema
on a Monday. Here on the World Famous Phil Henry Show,
(47:29):
we take the symbolic dump. I didn't know they were
gonna say that. Well, you know what, but the next
time you get people in the show, find out exactly
what it is they're talking about. Phil. This is on me.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
I heard her. She was talking about thanks taking. I
thought the tweet was interesting. I had her get in
touch with Bud and you didn't know what she meant
by it.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Well, there's nothing wrong with it. She's gonna take thanks. Yeah,
the whole thing about Wow, that show was a rich
and filling meal. Let me go take a dum funny. Huh,
you're laughing too, Charlie, So don't tell me you're not.
Thanks a lot, Lady and gentlemen. The World Famous Phil
Henry Show is executive produced by Me Phil Henry for
Seamprey Incorporated. I wont.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
Tell me tell don't know why, don't to bet you
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Just to t
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