November 11, 2025 • 26 mins
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Does Zandy miss that I was talking about? It was
a large insect that was first The antimi was a
very large insect, human insect that had human features, and
it was first articulated on a television program called The
(01:19):
Way Beyond the Limit. Yes, it was the Outer Limits.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Now why did we have to hear Frank Sinatra there?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
There's no reason. I just prefer it. It relaxes me.
It relaxes me as I get into the topic of
these insects, these humanoid insects that with human faces, that
attacked I believe, in a very real sense in the
months of November December of nineteen sixty two at the
(01:55):
Golita Substation MARS project that NASA at the time was conducting.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Now you have an I don't want to say proof,
but you have some sort of record that says that
NASA had a MARS mission here in Galda, California.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, right up the coast here in Galita, near Santa Barbara.
But all of this is aside. The point that I'm
trying to make here is that I believe I have
the DNA of this Zanty creature.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You say the DNA, you feel you're part insect.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
No, I don't think I'm part insect. I think that
I am part Zanty. The Zanty is insect like, but
it's not an insect. It's an intelligent being and it communicated.
You'd had a language and everything, right, Okay, Yeah, am
I going to be talking to him? Yes, this is
a panel of people and mister Henry is where mister
(02:55):
Henry is this evening is taking the night off Okay,
what was your question, young man? You said that the
Zany hit a language. The Zandy did have a language.
It was unamba da guban de bay gumban debay.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I don't know, really, I don't know what it means.
And I'm not even sure I got the language right.
I'm phonetically recreated it, recreating it.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
So you are right, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, so the Zanty. Let me get back to where
I want to be with this, because we're getting sidetracked
here on language. The Zante was an insect that attacked
the substation and injured a number of personnel before they
were finally neutralized using hand grenades, small arms fire and
(03:47):
I believe flamethrowers by the by the these air police
or they were, yeah, United States Air Force air air
police and I think some of the airmen there. And
it was an unfortunate incident because the Zanty were going
to land here and let offload the criminals.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
This is the plot of this twilight or.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
No, it's not a Twilight Zone. I said that sixteen
times to your to your you're you're the producer. I
talked to you, right, yes, sir, but I yeah. I said, please,
don't ever call it Twilight Zone. It's it's beyond the limit.
It's called the Outer Limits, the Outer Limits. And I
saw that show and I said, my god, I live that.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
All right, you're claiming you have you were there?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yes, I'm making that claim. And it's not just a
claim I was there. Do you have any evidence of
what of me being there? Yes? I have. Uh, I'd
have to pull my pants down to show it to you,
but yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Well, what is that a scar of some kind?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It is? It's a scar where one of the Zanty
tempted to do tempted a what assault me?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You realize this is not beginning to sound like a joke.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
No, I know that. I've been thrown off of five
different shows and this was my last. And because my
cousin is doctor Ron Tarner, and mister Henry said, well,
all right, since you know doctor Ron Tarner, we'd like
to have you. We'll have you on the program to
tell the story.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
So you're saying one of the Zanti, one of these
insect aliens, tried to sexually assault you. Yes, and you
have the scarring. You'd have to take your pants off
to show us.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yes, well, what is the why are we having this conversation.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
We're having the conversation because I saw on television not
too long ago a recreation of these very events that
I'm speaking of on this program Outer Bounds or Outer Limits,
Outer Limits.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Why can't you remember the name of the show. I mean,
there was a very well known show and it contains
this episode that you were speaking of. I don't know
why I can't remember it. I just can't. It could
be the trauma of the event or something anything. Well,
doctor Ron Tarner is going to join us here in
a moment.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Okay, that's fine. My brother, doctor Tarner. Ron Tarner has
done nothing in his life but empty his slop jars,
one after the other, all over top of mey.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Okay, all right, we understand you have a because well
hold on, hold on for just a moment here, mister Beackley,
We understand you have a contentious relationship with your brother,
to the point where you changed your last name from
Tarner to Beackley. That is right, Yes, why why Beakley?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I saw the name Beakley one day on the b
on a bag of rice I was buying, and it
said something along the lines of Beakley, Beakley, Rice Beakley,
Rice Farms Beakley, Texas. And that's when you chose the name.
That's when I chose the name. Yeah, all right, we
have with us here Chris Beakley, who claims that he
(07:01):
was at a nassive facility or an United States Air
Force facility in Galda, California, in nineteen sixty two when
alien creatures attacked the facility, attempted to assault you, correct,
and were eventually neutralized by the US Air Force personnel
(07:23):
there using small arms fire, flamethrowers, and explosives of some kind. Yeah,
hand grenades, hand grenades.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
The reason why you're bringing this up now is that
you have just become aware of an episode of The
Outer Limits, an old television program.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Now, this episode, Bud, you looked it up, Yeah, the
episode of the Anti Misfits here in nineteen sixty three.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
And you say that this happened sixty two. Yeah, And
that was the thing that really perturbed me. It had
just happened to me. I had been traumatized beyond all
beyond all areas of being able to understand it. You
can be traumatized, but to be traumatized by an insect
with a human face as it's attempting to make its
(08:09):
way into your pants.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
In about two seconds, I'm gonna throw you out of here.
Why because I don't buy what you're saying. It's starting
to sound silly.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Okay, then I'll get up and i'll leave, and you
talk to my brother, Ron Tarner. Doctor Tarner's going to
be here in a couple of minutes. All right, you
talked to doctor Tarner. He'll tell you that this has
been a constant in my family since I was I
am now I'm eighty two years old. Yours, I was
a young man of twenty. You're all right? And okay, yeah,
(08:42):
you follow me so far.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Huh, we're following you here, mister Beaklee. We're just go ahead.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I was a young man of twenty when the facility
here in Galita was attacked and I was attacked by
these insects, not insects, insect like all right, and want
of them to try to remove your pants? Did I
say that?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Well, you said one of them was trying to get
into your pants or something.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Hi, okay, here is doctor Turner. Hi, Ron Chris, Doctor Turner.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
We're having a discussion here with your brother about this
incident in Galita.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Okay, yeah, okay, they think that I'm doing this for laughs. Oh,
he's very serious. This has been something that's been in
our family, I mean sixty years. Yeah, and so what
because I would say, he's my older brother. I respect
him and love him. But so we're well aware. But
(09:42):
I'm just saying, we're well aware of the fact that
you're very serious about this. Yes.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Now here's the thing, doctor Turner, as you might well
guess that we are having a hard time with. He
says that one of these insect like intelligent beings attempted
to sexually assault him. Yes, okay, and that's what he
claimed to us. And we said how do you know?
And he said, well, it was trying to find its
way into my pants, that's right.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Why and why do you find that? So wouldn't you
call that a sexual.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Assault if the big that was attacking you you That's
where you're asked.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I think I understand what what doctor Tarnet's saying. How
do you know I'm sure it was an assault. How
do you know it's a sexual assault?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
How do I know it was a sexual assault because
it was trying to get into my hands.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
All right, calm down.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Well this is Look at Chris, you got to com
down with these people. They're reasonable people. I know what
you're saying, but you have to calm down. It just
because it was trying to make its way into your pants,
does it be it was a sexual assault?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Okay? Then what do you call it? It's just it's
some kind of an assault. Maybe it was afraid of
you when I was trying to hide in your pants?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What about that? I would accept that except the young
man who just this your what your name, mister Dilman.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Mister Dickman.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Oh, mister dickmon, look at we're going I'm going to
start to clear this place out in a minute. O. No, wait,
I would accept that except when he said it was
trying to hide in my pants. He went he Chris,
do you understand that these people are being very patient? Yes?
I know they're being very patient. And I appreciate the
(11:17):
forum that mister Henry has afforded me. Okay, and you
know that me and mom and dad and Chauncey, we all, yeah,
what's the problem Chauncey. Chauncey was never my friend. She
was always off. Chauncey's a girl.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yes, she's a middle sister. Chauncey was always trying to
find a guy with money. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
We are hold on. We're talking here with Chris Beakley,
the brother of doctor Ron Tarner, who claims that he
witnessed this attack on a facility Air Force facility by
the Zanti misfits. Now, this was an episode of the
Outer Limits television program. Yes, and you saw this episode when.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I was made a worthy episode about two months ago.
And then I saw it on YouTube, beating YouTube. I
was given to understand. It's called YouTube. That was what
the no it It's called YouTube. It's called YouTube. It's
called YouTube. You learned something new every day, I guess.
And I said, my god, my god, what has happened?
(12:27):
What has been done? I saw what I had experienced.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
And so let me see Chris. And so my brother
here claims, as he has all these years, that these
insects attacked. And when were you made aware that this
was an outer How do long have you known, doctor Turner?
This was an Outer Limits episode?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Oh I do.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
It was Outer Limits episode for years. And I tried
to tell him that, Well, you said it was twilight
time or something though. I thought it was Twilight Zone. Okay,
well no, you said Twilight Time, or or Twilight which
was a vampire movie.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
No, there was a show called Twilight Zone. The one
we're talking about here is outer Limits.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
I knew it was an Outer Limits episode.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I got, you know when I was at high school. Well,
and you didn't try to tell me. I did try
to tell you, and you said you looked at you
didn't see it. I looked at Twilight Time. I didn't
say it was Twilight Time.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
I said it was Twilight I might have said it
was Twilight Zone misspeaking because I was trying to correct you,
but it was actually Outer Limits.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Well I didn't know.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Well, it seems to me there's been a sixty year
difference here, mistake. You might have been made aware of this,
that it was fiction. It's not fiction because I lived it.
God damn it.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
All right, hold on for a minute.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
You watch the language place for it.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Sorry, Well, I have no way of I'm not going
to consider her dispute it. My brother claims that he
was there. You were at the goleta. What did you call.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
This for the nine hundred and ninety ninth time? It
was the Goleada, NASA Mars project in Golita, California. All right, Chris,
that's fine because there is no Golita Mars project on
record anywhere that I can find. Well, that doesn't mean
that it didn't happen. I suppose it could be some
kind of a government project.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Yeah, yeah, it could be a top secret government project.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
But what I think happened was as a young twenty
year old in the post beat Nick Days. Oh here,
he's going to start again with it.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
No.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
No, in the post beat Nick Days, you had experimented
with peyote.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Okay, I am not going to sit here and be slandered. No,
you had experimented with paote. You told me you'd done
battle with some shaman witch in a cave in New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Is that true?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I had said to my brother. Yes, there had been
an afternoon of some hallucinogenic drug.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Year.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
This was nineteen sixty two. This was before anybody was
really except maybe Timothy Leary at Harvard, and I eight
maybe a half a dozen payote buttons, and I had
been called to a cave outside of Lost Cruses by
a shaman witch. See everyone's looking at me like I've
lost my mind. Well, but do you blame them with you?
(15:14):
I'm telling you what we're hearing here now from you,
if you don't mind, mister Beakley is in the way.
In the way you say, mister Beakley, it's like you're saying,
mister mister Wilson on the Dennis the Menis show. So
he laughing at? What are you laughing at? But nothing?
What we're getting here, sir mister Beakley, is that you
(15:35):
might have you say you are called to a cave
outside of Lost Crueses. Yes, but this has nothing to
do with being sexually assaulted by an intelligent insect, which
he claims happened. Yes, which I do claim happened. All right, well,
who are we to dispute that? Finally some people here
(15:58):
understand what it was I lived through all those years ago,
having an insect with a human face trying to get
into my pants. Okay, you know, I'm all done?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Can you blame us for laughing?
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I'm all done? What did I tell you was gonna happen?
I'm all done? What did I tell you? What happened?
You said I'd come in here and the people would
give me a fair hearing. Yes, but I did say
they would start to laugh. You know, you can laugh
if you want. Oh, yes, I did eat paote. Yes,
I did go into a cave and lost crusies, thinking
I was going to meet a shaman witch. Well what
did you meet there?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Who did you meet?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
The guy that sold me the paote? Buttons? That's all.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
You bet, the guy that sold you the paote And
then you spent the night in that cave. You came
out the next day called our parents, had them said
your money, yes, and then I hitchhik homb.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
And So another episode of The Phil Henry Show ends
not with anything really relating to reality, but just one
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Speaker 1 (17:06):
I'm Margaret Gray. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Oh you know what, all of you can I go ahead.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
All of you can hang it in your asses for you.
That's a hell of a thing to say, Christophers. Some
people who gave you airtime. And by the way, we
risked we played Frank Sindatra for you. Yeah, you played
Frank Sindatra for me. So what We'll be right back
The world famous Phil Henry Show will be right back.
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You know, the backstage pass. I can't say it will
protect you from the Zandi misfit. I can't say it
will protect you from being assaulted by an intelligent insect
looking insect looking creature with a human face and ill intent.
I can't say any of that, but I will tell
you this as a thank you to mister Henry and
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Speaker 5 (18:53):
Jay Settos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is in studio.
It is Jay Santis and the Citizens Alsierry Police. We
are in studio and we're here to answer your questions,
the safety questions, law enforcement questions and question you may
have for me or other members are Citizens Ausury Police,
sub commander or Brigadi your Admiral Corps. I must be
(19:17):
very honest with you, and I tell you that I'm
the only one that's here. But I do like to
make it sound as if we are here to answer
your questions, when in fact, it's just me that's here
to answer your question because the other subcommanders are home
having dinner, probably with their wives and kids. There's only
so many hours of the day that they're allowed to
be subcommanders. The rest of the time they have to
do the regular jobs that they do. We've got one
(19:38):
guy who works for a garbage can. I think that's
wrong to say we got one guy who works for
the garbage pickup, right, Louis, Yeah, Louis, he's subcommander Louis
Bonabo and he picks up garbage. And another guy that
we know he works sanitation too. We have a lot
of guys that work sanitation, and that's fine. He does
beach clean up, right.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
My job, I'm a security guard at the Johnson Beverage Company.
Kay Im, you know, laying it out there you want
to make, you want to laugh about. That's fine, but
each in our own way are here to protect you,
the members of the public.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Let's take a phone call now.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
We have on the line taking your questions and comments
concerning what is safe and what's uh. You know, what's
safe to do and what's illegal and what's he illegal?
Speaker 6 (20:25):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (20:26):
In the areas of southern California where we patrol assistants
as police.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
I got a call here from the South Bay with Derek. Derek,
go ahead, hi, Jay.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
The other day I saw you of interdicting two women.
You mentioned this on one of your prior shows, interdicting
two women who had on thong bottom bikini bathing bottom bathing.
They weren't there in thong bottom, they were in thong bottom.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
No, they were wearing thong bottom.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Yeah, yes, but the technical is they were wearing the
bikini bottom, thong bomb.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
You can just see the thong bombong bomb, thong balch.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I mean song.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
But this is Margaret Gray thong bottom. Who is this
Margaret Gray? I'm helping Jay. He's saying, he's saying thong bottom, thong.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Okay, thank you Ms Gray. That's the name right, Yes, okay. Jay.
The other day you were talking about Entered having two
women wearing thong bottoms telling them to get pants, put
their pants back on. Did you turn their information over
to the local police.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
We always do, sir. We always take that information.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
We tell the local police we have people over here,
women generally who have on a throng bottom, which is
really just kind of like a uh, you know, dental
floss going right up there and nothing you can you
can see it all.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
So we tell the police that.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
And what do the police generally?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Do you take that information? You know?
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Well, I mean, do you know have they ever have
they ever actually followen up on any of these reports?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I don't think.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
I mean I saw one. I turn and around just
as I was leaving, I glanced and I saw the
cop after I'd give him the written report. I saw
them wadded up and tossed it toward a can on
a sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
So so a.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
Police don't take this seriously.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I don't think they do. What are we going to do?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
I'm not official, We're not official police. We are law enforcement.
We do have aist's arrest powers.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
But we have been so beaten down and beaten down
and beaten down.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
You guys, have they make it tough for you, don't they?
Speaker 5 (22:25):
They do, sir, they really do. All we want to
do is save lives and enforce the law. And we
have been beaten down and laughed at, and had our
pants pulled down, had our helmets frisbeed off, had our
shirts taken off.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Just last week there were two subcommanders seen running from
a parking lot where they were trying to issue citations to.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Cars drivers who had backed there.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
They backed it in and they're not allowed to they're
not first responders. So they were backing it in. And
two of our subcommanders were seen running from the parking lot.
They had no clothes on. They were covering up their
private area with one of them had the pith helmet.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Still you're kidding me.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
This is the kind of disrespect that we're getting. I'll
tell you something. We're going to hand it back. You
stick around because we're going to start laying it back
on people.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
What do you think you're going to do?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
We're gonna I mean, I can't imagine. There's there's no
real enforcement power that you have.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Well, you know what, no one's going to take my
pants off and force me to flee the scene that much.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I will tell you about Okay.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
All right, Well anyway, Jay, thank you for all that
you do.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
You're welcome, sir.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Our number here is. I don't even know what the
do we give the number up? We got a number,
but I don't know what it is. I guess people
know what it is because they're calling in. Here's a Daisy.
Daisy is in Corona del Moore and Daisy, how are
you hello?
Speaker 7 (23:46):
J It's good to speak with you. I hope you
don't mind. I'm in the bathtub right now.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Not at all. If you feel I take a tub.
We all love to take that tub occasionally.
Speaker 7 (23:57):
What'd you say?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I said we all like to take a tub.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
Yes, And I'm just enjoying the water right now. I
wanted to ask you about one of your sub commanders
trying to get a look in my shopping bag the
other day. I had just come from Ubertines, which is
the department store here near the Fashion Island in Newport Beach, Yes,
(24:23):
and he was trying to get a look in to
see what kind of underwear I purchased. And I said
to him, no, you may.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Not well as a standard, saying no, no, no, hold on,
I know that you think that's you don't look into
my bag and look and see what kind of underwear
I push it, And so he did anyway, And that's
what I said.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
Would you excuse me for a moment. I went into
a lady's room that was close by, took off the
underwear I was wearing, and came out and shoved it
in his mouth and said, there, get a good look
at that.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
You did what you heard me?
Speaker 7 (24:56):
I took my underwear off, crammed it in the mouth
of the subcommander. Hepcat is that his name?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Hipcot?
Speaker 7 (25:01):
Yeah? I crammed it in his mouth. I said, how's
that taste? And he stood there with the eyeballs bugged
out of his head. I can guarantee you not one
of your subcommanders is going to pull that again.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Well, man, we're not trying to you.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
You were asking me what we're underwear I had in
my bag.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
I'm sorry, man, but that's what the Citizens of Zuria
Police do, and that's what he does.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
That's what you do, and that's what you do.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
Hey, yeah, who's this?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
So?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Was I talking to your wife?
Speaker 6 (25:32):
Yeah? You were talking to me. You're talking to me now.
Speaker 7 (25:35):
Now.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Some guy wanted to take a look at my wife's
underwear and she took it off. She put it in
his mouth and said, he swallowing that you got a
problem with that.
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I got a verything from with that, Yes, sir.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Oh boy, what are you going to do about it?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
What I'm going to do about it is probably come
over there and do a three step taken out on you,
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Speaker 7 (25:55):
Oh? Yes, give me the phone back.
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Does Zandy miss that I was talking about? It was
a large insect that was first The antimi was a
very large insect, human insect that had human features, and
it was first articulated on a television program called The
(01:19):
Way Beyond the Limit. Yes, it was the Outer Limits.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Now why did we have to hear Frank Sinatra there?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
There's no reason. I just prefer it. It relaxes me.
It relaxes me as I get into the topic of
these insects, these humanoid insects that with human faces, that
attacked I believe, in a very real sense in the
months of November December of nineteen sixty two at the
(01:55):
Golita Substation MARS project that NASA at the time was conducting.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Now you have an I don't want to say proof,
but you have some sort of record that says that
NASA had a MARS mission here in Galda, California.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, right up the coast here in Galita, near Santa Barbara.
But all of this is aside. The point that I'm
trying to make here is that I believe I have
the DNA of this Zanty creature.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You say the DNA, you feel you're part insect.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
No, I don't think I'm part insect. I think that
I am part Zanty. The Zanty is insect like, but
it's not an insect. It's an intelligent being and it communicated.
You'd had a language and everything, right, Okay, Yeah, am
I going to be talking to him? Yes, this is
a panel of people and mister Henry is where mister
(02:55):
Henry is this evening is taking the night off Okay,
what was your question, young man? You said that the
Zany hit a language. The Zandy did have a language.
It was unamba da guban de bay gumban debay.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I don't know, really, I don't know what it means.
And I'm not even sure I got the language right.
I'm phonetically recreated it, recreating it.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
So you are right, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, so the Zanty. Let me get back to where
I want to be with this, because we're getting sidetracked
here on language. The Zante was an insect that attacked
the substation and injured a number of personnel before they
were finally neutralized using hand grenades, small arms fire and
(03:47):
I believe flamethrowers by the by the these air police
or they were, yeah, United States Air Force air air
police and I think some of the airmen there. And
it was an unfortunate incident because the Zanty were going
to land here and let offload the criminals.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
This is the plot of this twilight or.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
No, it's not a Twilight Zone. I said that sixteen
times to your to your you're you're the producer. I
talked to you, right, yes, sir, but I yeah. I said, please,
don't ever call it Twilight Zone. It's it's beyond the limit.
It's called the Outer Limits, the Outer Limits. And I
saw that show and I said, my god, I live that.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
All right, you're claiming you have you were there?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yes, I'm making that claim. And it's not just a
claim I was there. Do you have any evidence of
what of me being there? Yes? I have. Uh, I'd
have to pull my pants down to show it to you,
but yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Well, what is that a scar of some kind?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It is? It's a scar where one of the Zanty
tempted to do tempted a what assault me?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You realize this is not beginning to sound like a joke.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
No, I know that. I've been thrown off of five
different shows and this was my last. And because my
cousin is doctor Ron Tarner, and mister Henry said, well,
all right, since you know doctor Ron Tarner, we'd like
to have you. We'll have you on the program to
tell the story.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
So you're saying one of the Zanti, one of these
insect aliens, tried to sexually assault you. Yes, and you
have the scarring. You'd have to take your pants off
to show us.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yes, well, what is the why are we having this conversation.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
We're having the conversation because I saw on television not
too long ago a recreation of these very events that
I'm speaking of on this program Outer Bounds or Outer Limits,
Outer Limits.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Why can't you remember the name of the show. I mean,
there was a very well known show and it contains
this episode that you were speaking of. I don't know
why I can't remember it. I just can't. It could
be the trauma of the event or something anything. Well,
doctor Ron Tarner is going to join us here in
a moment.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Okay, that's fine. My brother, doctor Tarner. Ron Tarner has
done nothing in his life but empty his slop jars,
one after the other, all over top of mey.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Okay, all right, we understand you have a because well
hold on, hold on for just a moment here, mister Beackley,
We understand you have a contentious relationship with your brother,
to the point where you changed your last name from
Tarner to Beackley. That is right, Yes, why why Beakley?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I saw the name Beakley one day on the b
on a bag of rice I was buying, and it
said something along the lines of Beakley, Beakley, Rice Beakley,
Rice Farms Beakley, Texas. And that's when you chose the name.
That's when I chose the name. Yeah, all right, we
have with us here Chris Beakley, who claims that he
(07:01):
was at a nassive facility or an United States Air
Force facility in Galda, California, in nineteen sixty two when
alien creatures attacked the facility, attempted to assault you, correct,
and were eventually neutralized by the US Air Force personnel
(07:23):
there using small arms fire, flamethrowers, and explosives of some kind. Yeah,
hand grenades, hand grenades.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
The reason why you're bringing this up now is that
you have just become aware of an episode of The
Outer Limits, an old television program.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Now, this episode, Bud, you looked it up, Yeah, the
episode of the Anti Misfits here in nineteen sixty three.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
And you say that this happened sixty two. Yeah, And
that was the thing that really perturbed me. It had
just happened to me. I had been traumatized beyond all
beyond all areas of being able to understand it. You
can be traumatized, but to be traumatized by an insect
with a human face as it's attempting to make its
(08:09):
way into your pants.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
In about two seconds, I'm gonna throw you out of here.
Why because I don't buy what you're saying. It's starting
to sound silly.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Okay, then I'll get up and i'll leave, and you
talk to my brother, Ron Tarner. Doctor Tarner's going to
be here in a couple of minutes. All right, you
talked to doctor Tarner. He'll tell you that this has
been a constant in my family since I was I
am now I'm eighty two years old. Yours, I was
a young man of twenty. You're all right? And okay, yeah,
(08:42):
you follow me so far.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Huh, we're following you here, mister Beaklee. We're just go ahead.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I was a young man of twenty when the facility
here in Galita was attacked and I was attacked by
these insects, not insects, insect like all right, and want
of them to try to remove your pants? Did I
say that?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Well, you said one of them was trying to get
into your pants or something.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Hi, okay, here is doctor Turner. Hi, Ron Chris, Doctor Turner.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
We're having a discussion here with your brother about this
incident in Galita.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Okay, yeah, okay, they think that I'm doing this for laughs. Oh,
he's very serious. This has been something that's been in
our family, I mean sixty years. Yeah, and so what
because I would say, he's my older brother. I respect
him and love him. But so we're well aware. But
(09:42):
I'm just saying, we're well aware of the fact that
you're very serious about this. Yes.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Now here's the thing, doctor Turner, as you might well
guess that we are having a hard time with. He
says that one of these insect like intelligent beings attempted
to sexually assault him. Yes, okay, and that's what he
claimed to us. And we said how do you know?
And he said, well, it was trying to find its
way into my pants, that's right.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Why and why do you find that? So wouldn't you
call that a sexual.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Assault if the big that was attacking you you That's
where you're asked.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I think I understand what what doctor Tarnet's saying. How
do you know I'm sure it was an assault. How
do you know it's a sexual assault?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
How do I know it was a sexual assault because
it was trying to get into my hands.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
All right, calm down.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Well this is Look at Chris, you got to com
down with these people. They're reasonable people. I know what
you're saying, but you have to calm down. It just
because it was trying to make its way into your pants,
does it be it was a sexual assault?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Okay? Then what do you call it? It's just it's
some kind of an assault. Maybe it was afraid of
you when I was trying to hide in your pants?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What about that? I would accept that except the young
man who just this your what your name, mister Dilman.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Mister Dickman.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Oh, mister dickmon, look at we're going I'm going to
start to clear this place out in a minute. O. No, wait,
I would accept that except when he said it was
trying to hide in my pants. He went he Chris,
do you understand that these people are being very patient? Yes?
I know they're being very patient. And I appreciate the
(11:17):
forum that mister Henry has afforded me. Okay, and you
know that me and mom and dad and Chauncey, we all, yeah,
what's the problem Chauncey. Chauncey was never my friend. She
was always off. Chauncey's a girl.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yes, she's a middle sister. Chauncey was always trying to
find a guy with money. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
We are hold on. We're talking here with Chris Beakley,
the brother of doctor Ron Tarner, who claims that he
witnessed this attack on a facility Air Force facility by
the Zanti misfits. Now, this was an episode of the
Outer Limits television program. Yes, and you saw this episode when.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I was made a worthy episode about two months ago.
And then I saw it on YouTube, beating YouTube. I
was given to understand. It's called YouTube. That was what
the no it It's called YouTube. It's called YouTube. It's
called YouTube. You learned something new every day, I guess.
And I said, my god, my god, what has happened?
(12:27):
What has been done? I saw what I had experienced.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
And so let me see Chris. And so my brother
here claims, as he has all these years, that these
insects attacked. And when were you made aware that this
was an outer How do long have you known, doctor Turner?
This was an Outer Limits episode?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Oh I do.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
It was Outer Limits episode for years. And I tried
to tell him that, Well, you said it was twilight
time or something though. I thought it was Twilight Zone. Okay,
well no, you said Twilight Time, or or Twilight which
was a vampire movie.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
No, there was a show called Twilight Zone. The one
we're talking about here is outer Limits.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
I knew it was an Outer Limits episode.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I got, you know when I was at high school. Well,
and you didn't try to tell me. I did try
to tell you, and you said you looked at you
didn't see it. I looked at Twilight Time. I didn't
say it was Twilight Time.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
I said it was Twilight I might have said it
was Twilight Zone misspeaking because I was trying to correct you,
but it was actually Outer Limits.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Well I didn't know.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Well, it seems to me there's been a sixty year
difference here, mistake. You might have been made aware of this,
that it was fiction. It's not fiction because I lived it.
God damn it.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
All right, hold on for a minute.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
You watch the language place for it.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Sorry, Well, I have no way of I'm not going
to consider her dispute it. My brother claims that he
was there. You were at the goleta. What did you call.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
This for the nine hundred and ninety ninth time? It
was the Goleada, NASA Mars project in Golita, California. All right, Chris,
that's fine because there is no Golita Mars project on
record anywhere that I can find. Well, that doesn't mean
that it didn't happen. I suppose it could be some
kind of a government project.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Yeah, yeah, it could be a top secret government project.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
But what I think happened was as a young twenty
year old in the post beat Nick Days. Oh here,
he's going to start again with it.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
No.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
No, in the post beat Nick Days, you had experimented
with peyote.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Okay, I am not going to sit here and be slandered. No,
you had experimented with paote. You told me you'd done
battle with some shaman witch in a cave in New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Is that true?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I had said to my brother. Yes, there had been
an afternoon of some hallucinogenic drug.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Year.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
This was nineteen sixty two. This was before anybody was
really except maybe Timothy Leary at Harvard, and I eight
maybe a half a dozen payote buttons, and I had
been called to a cave outside of Lost Cruses by
a shaman witch. See everyone's looking at me like I've
lost my mind. Well, but do you blame them with you?
(15:14):
I'm telling you what we're hearing here now from you,
if you don't mind, mister Beakley is in the way.
In the way you say, mister Beakley, it's like you're saying,
mister mister Wilson on the Dennis the Menis show. So
he laughing at? What are you laughing at? But nothing?
What we're getting here, sir mister Beakley, is that you
(15:35):
might have you say you are called to a cave
outside of Lost Crueses. Yes, but this has nothing to
do with being sexually assaulted by an intelligent insect, which
he claims happened. Yes, which I do claim happened. All right, well,
who are we to dispute that? Finally some people here
(15:58):
understand what it was I lived through all those years ago,
having an insect with a human face trying to get
into my pants. Okay, you know, I'm all done?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Can you blame us for laughing?
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I'm all done? What did I tell you was gonna happen?
I'm all done? What did I tell you? What happened?
You said I'd come in here and the people would
give me a fair hearing. Yes, but I did say
they would start to laugh. You know, you can laugh
if you want. Oh, yes, I did eat paote. Yes,
I did go into a cave and lost crusies, thinking
I was going to meet a shaman witch. Well what
did you meet there?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Who did you meet?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
The guy that sold me the paote? Buttons? That's all.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
You bet, the guy that sold you the paote And
then you spent the night in that cave. You came
out the next day called our parents, had them said
your money, yes, and then I hitchhik homb.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
And So another episode of The Phil Henry Show ends
not with anything really relating to reality, but just one
more person we've interviewed who has a sketchy history concerning
drug use and they're a relationship with reality.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I'm Margaret Gray. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Oh you know what, all of you can I go ahead.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
All of you can hang it in your asses for you.
That's a hell of a thing to say, Christophers. Some
people who gave you airtime. And by the way, we
risked we played Frank Sindatra for you. Yeah, you played
Frank Sindatra for me. So what We'll be right back
The world famous Phil Henry Show will be right back.
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You know, the backstage pass. I can't say it will
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will protect you from being assaulted by an intelligent insect
looking insect looking creature with a human face and ill intent.
I can't say any of that, but I will tell
you this as a thank you to mister Henry and
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Speaker 5 (18:53):
Jay Settos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is in studio.
It is Jay Santis and the Citizens Alsierry Police. We
are in studio and we're here to answer your questions,
the safety questions, law enforcement questions and question you may
have for me or other members are Citizens Ausury Police,
sub commander or Brigadi your Admiral Corps. I must be
(19:17):
very honest with you, and I tell you that I'm
the only one that's here. But I do like to
make it sound as if we are here to answer
your questions, when in fact, it's just me that's here
to answer your question because the other subcommanders are home
having dinner, probably with their wives and kids. There's only
so many hours of the day that they're allowed to
be subcommanders. The rest of the time they have to
do the regular jobs that they do. We've got one
(19:38):
guy who works for a garbage can. I think that's
wrong to say we got one guy who works for
the garbage pickup, right, Louis, Yeah, Louis, he's subcommander Louis
Bonabo and he picks up garbage. And another guy that
we know he works sanitation too. We have a lot
of guys that work sanitation, and that's fine. He does
beach clean up, right.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
My job, I'm a security guard at the Johnson Beverage Company.
Kay Im, you know, laying it out there you want
to make, you want to laugh about. That's fine, but
each in our own way are here to protect you,
the members of the public.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Let's take a phone call now.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
We have on the line taking your questions and comments
concerning what is safe and what's uh. You know, what's
safe to do and what's illegal and what's he illegal?
Speaker 6 (20:25):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (20:26):
In the areas of southern California where we patrol assistants
as police.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
I got a call here from the South Bay with Derek. Derek,
go ahead, hi, Jay.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
The other day I saw you of interdicting two women.
You mentioned this on one of your prior shows, interdicting
two women who had on thong bottom bikini bathing bottom bathing.
They weren't there in thong bottom, they were in thong bottom.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
No, they were wearing thong bottom.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Yeah, yes, but the technical is they were wearing the
bikini bottom, thong bomb.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
You can just see the thong bombong bomb, thong balch.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I mean song.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
But this is Margaret Gray thong bottom. Who is this
Margaret Gray? I'm helping Jay. He's saying, he's saying thong bottom, thong.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Okay, thank you Ms Gray. That's the name right, Yes, okay. Jay.
The other day you were talking about Entered having two
women wearing thong bottoms telling them to get pants, put
their pants back on. Did you turn their information over
to the local police.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
We always do, sir. We always take that information.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
We tell the local police we have people over here,
women generally who have on a throng bottom, which is
really just kind of like a uh, you know, dental
floss going right up there and nothing you can you
can see it all.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
So we tell the police that.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
And what do the police generally?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Do you take that information? You know?
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Well, I mean, do you know have they ever have
they ever actually followen up on any of these reports?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I don't think.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
I mean I saw one. I turn and around just
as I was leaving, I glanced and I saw the
cop after I'd give him the written report. I saw
them wadded up and tossed it toward a can on
a sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
So so a.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
Police don't take this seriously.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I don't think they do. What are we going to do?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
I'm not official, We're not official police. We are law enforcement.
We do have aist's arrest powers.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
But we have been so beaten down and beaten down
and beaten down.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
You guys, have they make it tough for you, don't they?
Speaker 5 (22:25):
They do, sir, they really do. All we want to
do is save lives and enforce the law. And we
have been beaten down and laughed at, and had our
pants pulled down, had our helmets frisbeed off, had our
shirts taken off.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Just last week there were two subcommanders seen running from
a parking lot where they were trying to issue citations to.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Cars drivers who had backed there.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
They backed it in and they're not allowed to they're
not first responders. So they were backing it in. And
two of our subcommanders were seen running from the parking lot.
They had no clothes on. They were covering up their
private area with one of them had the pith helmet.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Still you're kidding me.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
This is the kind of disrespect that we're getting. I'll
tell you something. We're going to hand it back. You
stick around because we're going to start laying it back
on people.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
What do you think you're going to do?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
We're gonna I mean, I can't imagine. There's there's no
real enforcement power that you have.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Well, you know what, no one's going to take my
pants off and force me to flee the scene that much.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I will tell you about Okay.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
All right, Well anyway, Jay, thank you for all that
you do.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
You're welcome, sir.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Our number here is. I don't even know what the
do we give the number up? We got a number,
but I don't know what it is. I guess people
know what it is because they're calling in. Here's a Daisy.
Daisy is in Corona del Moore and Daisy, how are
you hello?
Speaker 7 (23:46):
J It's good to speak with you. I hope you
don't mind. I'm in the bathtub right now.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Not at all. If you feel I take a tub.
We all love to take that tub occasionally.
Speaker 7 (23:57):
What'd you say?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I said we all like to take a tub.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
Yes, And I'm just enjoying the water right now. I
wanted to ask you about one of your sub commanders
trying to get a look in my shopping bag the
other day. I had just come from Ubertines, which is
the department store here near the Fashion Island in Newport Beach, Yes,
(24:23):
and he was trying to get a look in to
see what kind of underwear I purchased. And I said
to him, no, you may.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Not well as a standard, saying no, no, no, hold on,
I know that you think that's you don't look into
my bag and look and see what kind of underwear
I push it, And so he did anyway, And that's
what I said.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
Would you excuse me for a moment. I went into
a lady's room that was close by, took off the
underwear I was wearing, and came out and shoved it
in his mouth and said, there, get a good look
at that.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
You did what you heard me?
Speaker 7 (24:56):
I took my underwear off, crammed it in the mouth
of the subcommander. Hepcat is that his name?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Hipcot?
Speaker 7 (25:01):
Yeah? I crammed it in his mouth. I said, how's
that taste? And he stood there with the eyeballs bugged
out of his head. I can guarantee you not one
of your subcommanders is going to pull that again.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Well, man, we're not trying to you.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
You were asking me what we're underwear I had in
my bag.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
I'm sorry, man, but that's what the Citizens of Zuria
Police do, and that's what he does.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
That's what you do, and that's what you do.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
Hey, yeah, who's this?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
So?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Was I talking to your wife?
Speaker 6 (25:32):
Yeah? You were talking to me. You're talking to me now.
Speaker 7 (25:35):
Now.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Some guy wanted to take a look at my wife's
underwear and she took it off. She put it in
his mouth and said, he swallowing that you got a
problem with that.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I got a verything from with that, Yes, sir.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Oh boy, what are you going to do about it?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
What I'm going to do about it is probably come
over there and do a three step taken out on you,
kick your ass and kick your Olese asked, what do
you think of that?
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Oh? Yes, give me the phone back.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
All the time we have f that is Joe Center.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
So there's citizens of Auxiliary Police with safety tips and
stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
The world famous Phil Henry Show is executive produced by
Phil Henry for c mprey Incorporated.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
All right, who's in the best tip.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
Of the someone there, I'm still on the line. I
don't know if anyone wants system.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
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Henry for Cempray Incorporated, makes sure you get a backstage
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