December 17, 2025 • 22 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, everyone, this is Bob Green, and tonight we're gonna
roll out a new version of the boob keep Going.
We gotta keep going of the Bob Green expression. That's
what I call the various podcasts that I've done. All right,
I'll hurry up. You gotta hurry it up. Then, that's
what I call the various podcasts I've done. That's why
(00:20):
I call it various podcasts ident And now we're gonna
do one. It's gonna call Bob Green Fortress. I hope
you listen to it. Yes, the world Famous Phil Henry Show. Wait,
why does he get to come in and do that?
We just need to pick it up. I'll do it.
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Get in here, you guys, and a very pleasant good
(01:25):
day to all of you. This is Bob Green. Welcome
to what we like to call today Bob Green's Fortress. Yes,
we've done the Bob Green Show.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
We've done Bob Green Today.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
We've done Bob Green. Now. I've been watching a lot
of podcasts, listening to a lot of podcasts. I've been
dissatisfied with how I want to present that, and I
think now I know what I want to do. This
is the Bob Green Fortress.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It's about No.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Three.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
It's not really about military, Budd, It's about standing your
ground as an American. It doesn't matter what political stripe
you're a part of. It doesn't matter stand with all
Americans again, standing your ground against that which makes you
less of an American, less of a man, less of
a woman. I'd like to welcome on my brand new
co host. I'm excited about this. It was on the
(02:12):
show yesterday. He's a busy man, but he's agreed to
do a certain number of these Bob Green Fortress shows
with us and ladies and gentlemen. Welcome on my good
friend Miles Flanagan. Yeah, thank you, thank you, Miles, Miles. Hello,
thank you very much. Bob. Miles. The reason why I
asked you to come on as you're a formidable guy.
But one of the things that marks you, and we
(02:34):
talked a lot about it yesterday, the cash Betel eyes.
What's wrong? I know you want to talk about it,
but i'd like to I am very much excited about
doing the Bob Green Fortress podcast. Okay, is this gonna
be Is this going to be just about his eyeballs? No,
it's not gonna be a go ahead, So let's just
(02:56):
keep rolling with that, okay, Bud. Yeah, So anyway, you
have those cash Betell eyes. Now, you said you were
talking to Leah last night, right when I was talking
to my wife Leah, and she said, you know what
she always used to say when we first met. You said, Leah,
I've got the outer space eyes on. I'm the guy
who has the outer space extraterrestrial eyes. And I'd go
lu like that in a mirror, trying to scare her. No,
(03:19):
not really scare. I'd go who like that with the big,
bugged out eyeballs. So you called it. Excuse me, Feller,
are you gonna be here? I'm sorry, gonna get out. Yeah,
Phil you're not a part of this, all right, I'll
ask the question I think Philip was gonna ask. You
called it now. I forget what you were gonna ask.
Phil Well, never mind, I've got it. So you had
these you've had since birth? Yeah, what do your eyes
(03:41):
look like as a baby? I mean, as a baby,
my eyes bugged out? I'm so you laid there in
the bast of that. Yes, I was laying there in
a crib, and my mother would come in with a
bottle that I'd be you'd be all bugged, your eyes
would be bugged out. Yes, i'd be looking out hello, mama.
All i'd say something google ga guy, and my eyes
were you know, my eyes were out of space. Well,
(04:01):
it's like, so Leah said to me, it's like I'm
dating a man from out of space. Marlet's that's not
a bad You're a handsome guy, and I don't want
anybody to think that he's he's cash. But tell's a
good looking guy. Would you say, I'd say, well, I don't.
I mean, he seems reasonably handsome. And there are times
like me where his eyes are not all that, you know,
bulged out. He doesn't have the outer this this spaceman
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look like I do all the time, and I don't either.
It's just when we're you know, concentrating and we're staring,
like I'm staring. What do I look like? Now? You
look like you've got you know, like you're an extraterrestrial
staring at me. Yeah, you do look like out of spaceman.
All right, all right, Well what do I look like now?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Still? Well, still like.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
The outer spaceman. Yeah, you look like a guy from
out of space? All right? All right? Now what now?
How do I look?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You look good?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, like you're from out of space. How do I
look now?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
You look like you're you're from outer space, but you're
like relaxed, like you're a relaxed space creature.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
But I mean, you know that's kind of what you Well,
the reason why that's the reason why I want you
co hosting is because you have a very formidable presence.
You got the eyeballs that bud you out, that bug
out and you know I mean this when I say
this respectfully, Miles. If we were attacked by an enemy
tonight and I just said, come on in and did
this guy's like to talk to you, and the enemy
(05:18):
came to the door, and the enemy came to the door,
I'd say, pardon me, there's stone id like to speak
to you. His name is mister Miles Flannagan. And then
then I'd step forward with the bugged out eyes right,
and I'll give you I got dollars to donuts that
say those people would be out the door, running, screaming
and might still be going. You know what I mean. Well,
(05:39):
I don't what you mean by that. I think what
we're saying is you're a handsome man, Miles, but like
caspitel with those mister spaceman eyes that you've got, what
did you call them? I call them the eyes, the
eyes from out of space, the eyes from outer space.
See if We're spending a lot of time on this,
all right. I just wanted people basically, I'm saying, Miles
flannagain is my co host? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well anyway,
(06:05):
welcome aboard, myles, Thank you very much. Bob bestby to
kick off, and I want to say, with Bob's permission,
go ahead, that I think America especially needs to calm
down and recognize there's so much you've got going for you.
And I know it's been terrible news lately, but just
(06:28):
remember that, you know you're a great country. And now
this is Bob Green's fortress. So I don't want to
come off sounding excuse my language, but I don't want
to come off sounding to pussy.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Well, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Talking about what Why would you say that? Why would
I say that. I'm not talking about being what you said.
It's not about being pussy. Bob Well, I'm the one
that runs. Oh man, he runs the show. Go ahead.
I know what you mean about everybody coming together, But
what we want is to present the image that we
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are ready to support our country. But if need be,
if need be, kick ass right up through the shoulders
to the top of the head until there's an ass
in orbit. You get it. No, no, no, I totally
understand yet. Yes, that's where I'm coming from. So he
kicked the ass up. Kick the ass up. You know
what I said. And we want people to know that, Yes,
(07:24):
being a part of the part of the Army of America,
whether you're civilian or not, is fun. Here now is
the nitty gritty dirt band to do. Daddy was a
sailor And my reason why I play this song. This
reminds me of my father. He was in the Navy
and my dad he died. Go ahead, tell people my
(07:48):
father died from venereal disease, but it's not the way
you think he got around. He was a very active
navy guy. So this is the song that I wanted
to play. It reminds me of my father.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
And this is called what.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Daddy was a sailor, And this is the song that
I think Bob would like us all listen to because
even when you were in the military, you can have
some fun. This is this song about a saving and
it gets around and my God gone around. I know
that John the word joined the Navy to see the world.
Daddy was a sailor. Daddy was a sailor.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Bar Lock the bird.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
He liked the pretty girls, taught me how to dance,
tell me about the jitterbut top parromance.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Daddy taught me how to move and then he died of.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Then he died of. I can't have.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Fun thinking about my own dad with the trip. Why
don't we take a break.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, let's take a break. This is mob Breams and
Fortress with my co host Miles Flannagan. Here on the
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this is a show.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
That we hope you will make a regular part of
your listening. Is high.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Bob Green, along with Miles Flannagan and our panel here
General Galen Shaw, Margaret Gray and Mudd Dickman, help you
feel reinforced and ready to head out. Give the whole
world the big bug eyed stare that Miles Flanagan and
Cashpttel give parks right. We're not picking any sacks here,
but what Cashpattel or Miles Flannagan turn on that outer
(10:40):
space ban look with the eyes bugged.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Out, I figure what.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
It's going to see? What's spot? Then you know you
can be confident that you're going to really move into
this world and kick some you know what. Now here
is Bob Green, which is me. I guess I've introduced.
Here's Bob Green.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
We're very fortunate here to have General Galen Shaw with this.
General Shaw's a Vietnam veteran. Oh you are? Is this right?
And General Shaw? You were part of a topographic platoon
or something. Well, yeah, we were charged with map making,
map making and at the time you were what I
was a lieutenant and and and so what did you do? Well,
(11:22):
we went into the highlands and we had the cartographers
begin to map out the area, and we of course
were like a patrol of protective patrol for them. And
then we would camp out for the night, eat foods,
sing songs whatever they hell you know, Oh, you would
sing songs occasionally. Yeah, we'd sing around the campfire. This
is doing a war. Well yeah, but we weren't really
(11:44):
not a combat We're another a combat unit per se,
although we did, you know, of course, at odd times
engage the enemy. All right, did you see combat? Were
your voice cracked? Did you see combat? That's what you said?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yes, he came upon a squad of MVA one night
as they were marching in the opposite direction. They ran away.
Basically there, we ran away and they did too. It
was embarrassing. Well what do you mean you ran away? Well,
we saw them coming, we decided to hide, and they
did the same thing. So you're telling me that a
squad of NBA. Oh look at you, mvay. Well it
was the North Vietnamese Army, right, Yes, they came down
(12:21):
the trail. Yeah, they were coming down the trail and
they saw us. We saw them. They turned around and
we did two. So you avoided contact with the enemy. Yes,
that's right, we did. What do you want Do you
want to turn me into the Pentagon? Now we're talking
over fifty years ago. Yeah, no, No, nobody wants to
make a big issue out of this. It's just we
were out. Like I said, this was a cartography unit
(12:44):
that we are assigned to, and our job was to
protect them. So if we're going to get involved in
some firefight with an NBA squad, whatever the hell. It
was a platoon of guys and we got cartographers there
that need to be protected. I just said, fuck it, General,
Well that's what I said, And I said, fuck it,
Let's go into these bushes and hide. Yeah, you don't
(13:05):
feel like a coward? Is something coward? I'm trying to
get the job done. What are you shaking your head at?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I thought that you had to. Look, this isn't a
TV show. Okay, we're trying to get the job done.
And I was going to get the job done eeny
meaning mining bow. Any which way you go? Yeah, oh,
knock it off, Bud. All right, Well anyway i'd like
to well, you know Miles, Yes, I do, Miles. You
know General Seaw. I do know, General Shaw. I have
(13:34):
no military experience myself, General, So my head is off
to you and thank you. But you was that the
only contact you had with the enemy. Look, I don't
want to sit here and tell my war stories. You understand.
I had, Yes, we had our moments, but that particular time, Well,
what was that like your favorite job? What do you mean?
(13:55):
Do you mentioned you were with a cartography unit. Yeah,
as a matter of fact, it was the worst thing
that happened to us. Well, we were mapping out the
highlands of Vietnam. Was the monsoon season? Oh you said
you had to tie yourself to trees. We had to
tie ourselves to the trees. At night so we wouldn't
get blown away. What are you talking about, hey, Bud,
You're talking about the wind? Hey Bud, what do you
(14:17):
think I'm talking about? Bud? What do you mean to
tie yourself to the tree, he says, Bud, the wind, the
wind was so intense, Bud. We had to tire ourselves
to a tree so we wouldn't get picked up by
the wind and blown away. What hey, Bud, if you're
screwing around, I'm just messing around. I'm sorry, not cut
off with you. So, no kidding. So you had to
(14:37):
did you have your sleeping bag or what? Yeah, we
were in a sleeping bag. We just go ahead and
tie the whole bag in ourselves to the tree. And
like I said, that was the most dangerous time we
had other than the fact that we ran a fount
of that or almost ran a found of that that
NBA patrol. All right, So but the NBA guys they
turned around. Look, I don't want to talk. I already
went through this with my captain the way back to
(14:58):
the miracle. I got promoted to Jim. You're kidding. No,
I'm not, No, I am not okay, didn't mean to
make you cry. Hey, General, to me, you're a brave man.
I know I'm a brave man, and I'm talking about
guy General Bauhuff. What a dick tell Bowhuff. Is that
the guy who's you did read you the Riot Act?
That's the guy who you know before you get before
(15:21):
we kick you upstairs? To General, I want to know
all about this NBA patrol when you guys were out
there with the cartography unit, and I said, wouldn't you
like to know? And that's what I said, you want
you really want to know about it? He said yes.
I said would you like to see the maps? He
said I would, And that's what I pulled my pants down.
Oh you did not, No, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
All right.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I guess we've talked enough about this. Yeah we have. Ah.
This is Bob Green along with Miles flanagain here on
a brand new approach here on the Phil Henry Show,
for the Bob Green Show, and that is Bob Green's Fortress,
Bob Green's Fortress, getting it done and getting it sick
(16:01):
for all Americans. When you go into the world, you've
got to fight your fights and fight your battles. Remember,
Bob Green is here and love Green, Love Green. You
just did that, just your voice, crowd, I know it.
You want to do it again? No, I don't want
to do it, mister Green, I know it. So as
(16:26):
we say here of the show, The Bob Green Portrass Show,
we are really excited to be with you. Now you
have a friend, Miles. This is my friend Tacky Brown.
And Tachy is with United States Intelligence. I don't want
to say which branch. And it's not even really his name,
but in his way and in his you know, in
his time, he has served the United States of America.
(16:49):
Thanks love, Tachy. How are you bye? And that's your
real voice?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yes it is, and I get there. You get asked.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
That a lot we have with us here a man
who has served the United States Intelligence. There was for
years he was deep cover as a disc jockey, going
by the name of Chris Poute. I like you to
meet Tacky Brown, Taky, how are you doing? How you doing? Oh?
We know you. Your name is Taki, Yes that's right.
And and so you were Chris Poute. Yes, I was
(17:17):
Chris Bote and h so what let me ask you
some Chris, why did you go deep cover as a
as a disc jockey?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Well? It was the fact that it was the fact
that there was a lot going on at that time.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
There was a lot of there was a lot of
copyright infringement happening in China.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
And in Asia, and we wanted to track that down.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
So we thought we could get with promotional people from
the record companies eventually meet the contacts with the Chinese
and go deep cover into China.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
And did you go deep cover? Yes?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I did.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
How did you go deep cover? If you look like
a you know, you look like a white man.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Well what I did was I squinted my eyes.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Oh wait a minute, I heard you interviewed. You squinted
your eyes and got a bull haircut.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, that's right. Look at you, you guys, real racist.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Well some people might say that you're the racist with
a bowl haircut and you squinted your eyes. Can I
tell you something It worked?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Right, it worked.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
It worked by Gangbusters. I tell you.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
It's about green. Nice to meet you, sir. So were
you effective to you? You went to China, as you say,
deep cover from the disc jockey show you are doing
and and and you you could pass as a Chinese guy.
That's right, because you squinted your eyes and had a
bowl haircut.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Look at these guys laughing.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Well, I told you we gonna laugh.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
That's that's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Were you able to track down these uh, these these
copyrighted fringes, whatever.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
We were, we found them.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
It was a group of teenagers, It was a group
of female teenagers in Harbin.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
It wasn't worth your time.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
No, it wasn't.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Although we had a good time in China, but this
is this is the kind of job you'll get sometimes though,
working in you know, US intelligence.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Sometimes it's a dead end. Sometimes it's a you know,
a bang up time. But we felt that at.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
Least we had traced and tracked the copyright in fringes
to China. We let the people of the company know,
and we let people in the government know.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
And when you say company, that's that's the CIA.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
That's correct.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, all right, well all right, so you didn't it
was what happened to There are a bunch of teenage girls
in Harbin, China that were ripping off artists, that's correct. Yeah, Jesus,
what's well, what's wrong? And let me ask something to tacky.
Where's your life ever threatened? Were you ever well, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
You never know.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
I when we got it to China, I squinted my
eyes real tight. I had, you know, like I said,
the haircut, and I went, hey, I was trying to
really kind of hit on these chicks so that I could,
you know.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Sort of insert you. So I don't mean insert yourself,
good lord. No, And I don't mean that. I mean
you could become one of their friends of me and
their group.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Yeah, that's correct. You gotta be one of their group.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
And so I went into the group and I went, hey,
as you know all the stuff that she I don't
know what I was saying.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Well, do you do you speak Chinesey? Do you speak Chinese?
Speaker 4 (20:07):
No? No, I don't. But I was able, Like I said,
squint my eyes.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
We know you squinted your eyes and a and got
a bull haircut.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Yes, that's right, miss Gray. You know you don't you
don't have any idea how we risk our lives to
save this country.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
We understand, Tachy, don't don't go nuts. We know son
all right.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
So I went into China and I went, eh, so
you know, you got some records, and this chick, I
guess she was pretty smart. She said, you look like
a white man. What ranch are you out of? And
I went, fuck this and I just turned around and ran.
You turned around and ran. I had to because they'd
blown my cover.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
So you turned around and ran. Where did you run? Too?
Speaker 4 (20:42):
To the airport.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
And I guess you got a plane.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Yeah, what are you people looking at?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Well, Taky, I'm one guy that's very grateful for your
service to our country, Taki Brown. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Yeah, you guys are looking at me like I'm something
that needs a band aid.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
No, we're not really, We're just it's a strange story.
It is. There's all kinds of stories out of the
US Intelligence Service, and yours is just another weird one.
Thank you very much, tacky techy Brown. Yeah. Otherwise, notice
Chris Pouta.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
You could hear crazy on the Yeah, his archives right
here on the world famous Phil Henry Show, the archives
of the of piss cute. What do you mean piss cute?
I mean I mean I mean Chris poute Uh you.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Know what that's about all I can take. That's the
def this. You know that's wrong.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Well, I think we're done. Thank you very much, folks
for joining us here on Bob Greens whatever the hell
this is called fortress Fortress. Thank you Tacky Brown for
that story about you know, going undercover intelligence, and thank
you General Sharp for telling us about Vietnam and what
was it? You're the guy that said your father died
from the drip and thanks a lot, Miles Franigan, My pleasure, Bub,
(21:55):
And I'm sorry about your dad. You said he died
from a VD of the drip.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
It was the drip.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I don't know what you do. I'm not even sure
he died from that. We just didn't see him after
he got out of the navy. Oh so he just left. Yeah,
this has been Bob Green's fortress. I'll do it. This
has been Bob Green's fortress. I'm Bob Green. Do you
gonna go back to Bob Green now? I think so?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah, Bob Green Scortress. He's act to produce by Phil
Henry Foutzi, Imprey Incorporated. All Right, reserved on iHeart Podcasts.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I'm Jacky Brown, I'm mostlating again. I'm General Kaalan Shaw,
and I'm Margaret Gray, and I'm Bud Dickman, and I'm
Bob Green.
Hello, everyone, this is Bob Green, and tonight we're gonna
roll out a new version of the boob keep Going.
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I'll hurry up. You gotta hurry it up. Then, that's
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day to all of you. This is Bob Green. Welcome
to what we like to call today Bob Green's Fortress. Yes,
we've done the Bob Green Show.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
We've done Bob Green Today.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
We've done Bob Green. Now. I've been watching a lot
of podcasts, listening to a lot of podcasts. I've been
dissatisfied with how I want to present that, and I
think now I know what I want to do. This
is the Bob Green Fortress.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It's about No.
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Three.
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It's not really about military, Budd, It's about standing your
ground as an American. It doesn't matter what political stripe
you're a part of. It doesn't matter stand with all
Americans again, standing your ground against that which makes you
less of an American, less of a man, less of
a woman. I'd like to welcome on my brand new
co host. I'm excited about this. It was on the
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show yesterday. He's a busy man, but he's agreed to
do a certain number of these Bob Green Fortress shows
with us and ladies and gentlemen. Welcome on my good
friend Miles Flanagan. Yeah, thank you, thank you, Miles, Miles. Hello,
thank you very much. Bob. Miles. The reason why I
asked you to come on as you're a formidable guy.
But one of the things that marks you, and we
(02:34):
talked a lot about it yesterday, the cash Betel eyes.
What's wrong? I know you want to talk about it,
but i'd like to I am very much excited about
doing the Bob Green Fortress podcast. Okay, is this gonna
be Is this going to be just about his eyeballs? No,
it's not gonna be a go ahead, So let's just
(02:56):
keep rolling with that, okay, Bud. Yeah, So anyway, you
have those cash Betell eyes. Now, you said you were
talking to Leah last night, right when I was talking
to my wife Leah, and she said, you know what
she always used to say when we first met. You said, Leah,
I've got the outer space eyes on. I'm the guy
who has the outer space extraterrestrial eyes. And I'd go
lu like that in a mirror, trying to scare her. No,
(03:19):
not really scare. I'd go who like that with the big,
bugged out eyeballs. So you called it. Excuse me, Feller,
are you gonna be here? I'm sorry, gonna get out. Yeah,
Phil you're not a part of this, all right, I'll
ask the question I think Philip was gonna ask. You
called it now. I forget what you were gonna ask.
Phil Well, never mind, I've got it. So you had
these you've had since birth? Yeah, what do your eyes
(03:41):
look like as a baby? I mean, as a baby,
my eyes bugged out? I'm so you laid there in
the bast of that. Yes, I was laying there in
a crib, and my mother would come in with a
bottle that I'd be you'd be all bugged, your eyes
would be bugged out. Yes, i'd be looking out hello, mama.
All i'd say something google ga guy, and my eyes
were you know, my eyes were out of space. Well,
(04:01):
it's like, so Leah said to me, it's like I'm
dating a man from out of space. Marlet's that's not
a bad You're a handsome guy, and I don't want
anybody to think that he's he's cash. But tell's a
good looking guy. Would you say, I'd say, well, I don't.
I mean, he seems reasonably handsome. And there are times
like me where his eyes are not all that, you know,
bulged out. He doesn't have the outer this this spaceman
(04:23):
look like I do all the time, and I don't either.
It's just when we're you know, concentrating and we're staring,
like I'm staring. What do I look like? Now? You
look like you've got you know, like you're an extraterrestrial
staring at me. Yeah, you do look like out of spaceman.
All right, all right, Well what do I look like now?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Still? Well, still like.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
The outer spaceman. Yeah, you look like a guy from
out of space? All right? All right? Now what now?
How do I look?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You look good?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, like you're from out of space. How do I
look now?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
You look like you're you're from outer space, but you're
like relaxed, like you're a relaxed space creature.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
But I mean, you know that's kind of what you Well,
the reason why that's the reason why I want you
co hosting is because you have a very formidable presence.
You got the eyeballs that bud you out, that bug
out and you know I mean this when I say
this respectfully, Miles. If we were attacked by an enemy
tonight and I just said, come on in and did
this guy's like to talk to you, and the enemy
(05:18):
came to the door, and the enemy came to the door,
I'd say, pardon me, there's stone id like to speak
to you. His name is mister Miles Flannagan. And then
then I'd step forward with the bugged out eyes right,
and I'll give you I got dollars to donuts that
say those people would be out the door, running, screaming
and might still be going. You know what I mean. Well,
(05:39):
I don't what you mean by that. I think what
we're saying is you're a handsome man, Miles, but like
caspitel with those mister spaceman eyes that you've got, what
did you call them? I call them the eyes, the
eyes from out of space, the eyes from outer space.
See if We're spending a lot of time on this,
all right. I just wanted people basically, I'm saying, Miles
flannagain is my co host? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well anyway,
(06:05):
welcome aboard, myles, Thank you very much. Bob bestby to
kick off, and I want to say, with Bob's permission,
go ahead, that I think America especially needs to calm
down and recognize there's so much you've got going for you.
And I know it's been terrible news lately, but just
(06:28):
remember that, you know you're a great country. And now
this is Bob Green's fortress. So I don't want to
come off sounding excuse my language, but I don't want
to come off sounding to pussy.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Well, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Talking about what Why would you say that? Why would
I say that. I'm not talking about being what you said.
It's not about being pussy. Bob Well, I'm the one
that runs. Oh man, he runs the show. Go ahead.
I know what you mean about everybody coming together, But
what we want is to present the image that we
(07:01):
are ready to support our country. But if need be,
if need be, kick ass right up through the shoulders
to the top of the head until there's an ass
in orbit. You get it. No, no, no, I totally
understand yet. Yes, that's where I'm coming from. So he
kicked the ass up. Kick the ass up. You know
what I said. And we want people to know that, Yes,
(07:24):
being a part of the part of the Army of America,
whether you're civilian or not, is fun. Here now is
the nitty gritty dirt band to do. Daddy was a
sailor And my reason why I play this song. This
reminds me of my father. He was in the Navy
and my dad he died. Go ahead, tell people my
(07:48):
father died from venereal disease, but it's not the way
you think he got around. He was a very active
navy guy. So this is the song that I wanted
to play. It reminds me of my father.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
And this is called what.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Daddy was a sailor, And this is the song that
I think Bob would like us all listen to because
even when you were in the military, you can have
some fun. This is this song about a saving and
it gets around and my God gone around. I know
that John the word joined the Navy to see the world.
Daddy was a sailor. Daddy was a sailor.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Bar Lock the bird.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
He liked the pretty girls, taught me how to dance,
tell me about the jitterbut top parromance.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Daddy taught me how to move and then he died of.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Then he died of. I can't have.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Fun thinking about my own dad with the trip. Why
don't we take a break.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, let's take a break. This is mob Breams and
Fortress with my co host Miles Flannagan. Here on the
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That we hope you will make a regular part of
your listening. Is high.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Bob Green, along with Miles Flannagan and our panel here
General Galen Shaw, Margaret Gray and Mudd Dickman, help you
feel reinforced and ready to head out. Give the whole
world the big bug eyed stare that Miles Flanagan and
Cashpttel give parks right. We're not picking any sacks here,
but what Cashpattel or Miles Flannagan turn on that outer
(10:40):
space ban look with the eyes bugged.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Out, I figure what.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
It's going to see? What's spot? Then you know you
can be confident that you're going to really move into
this world and kick some you know what. Now here
is Bob Green, which is me. I guess I've introduced.
Here's Bob Green.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
We're very fortunate here to have General Galen Shaw with this.
General Shaw's a Vietnam veteran. Oh you are? Is this right?
And General Shaw? You were part of a topographic platoon
or something. Well, yeah, we were charged with map making,
map making and at the time you were what I
was a lieutenant and and and so what did you do? Well,
(11:22):
we went into the highlands and we had the cartographers
begin to map out the area, and we of course
were like a patrol of protective patrol for them. And
then we would camp out for the night, eat foods,
sing songs whatever they hell you know, Oh, you would
sing songs occasionally. Yeah, we'd sing around the campfire. This
is doing a war. Well yeah, but we weren't really
(11:44):
not a combat We're another a combat unit per se,
although we did, you know, of course, at odd times
engage the enemy. All right, did you see combat? Were
your voice cracked? Did you see combat? That's what you said?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yes, he came upon a squad of MVA one night
as they were marching in the opposite direction. They ran away.
Basically there, we ran away and they did too. It
was embarrassing. Well what do you mean you ran away? Well,
we saw them coming, we decided to hide, and they
did the same thing. So you're telling me that a
squad of NBA. Oh look at you, mvay. Well it
was the North Vietnamese Army, right, Yes, they came down
(12:21):
the trail. Yeah, they were coming down the trail and
they saw us. We saw them. They turned around and
we did two. So you avoided contact with the enemy. Yes,
that's right, we did. What do you want Do you
want to turn me into the Pentagon? Now we're talking
over fifty years ago. Yeah, no, No, nobody wants to
make a big issue out of this. It's just we
were out. Like I said, this was a cartography unit
(12:44):
that we are assigned to, and our job was to
protect them. So if we're going to get involved in
some firefight with an NBA squad, whatever the hell. It
was a platoon of guys and we got cartographers there
that need to be protected. I just said, fuck it, General,
Well that's what I said, And I said, fuck it,
Let's go into these bushes and hide. Yeah, you don't
(13:05):
feel like a coward? Is something coward? I'm trying to
get the job done. What are you shaking your head at?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I thought that you had to. Look, this isn't a
TV show. Okay, we're trying to get the job done.
And I was going to get the job done eeny
meaning mining bow. Any which way you go? Yeah, oh,
knock it off, Bud. All right, Well anyway i'd like
to well, you know Miles, Yes, I do, Miles. You
know General Seaw. I do know, General Shaw. I have
(13:34):
no military experience myself, General, So my head is off
to you and thank you. But you was that the
only contact you had with the enemy. Look, I don't
want to sit here and tell my war stories. You understand.
I had, Yes, we had our moments, but that particular time, Well,
what was that like your favorite job? What do you mean?
(13:55):
Do you mentioned you were with a cartography unit. Yeah,
as a matter of fact, it was the worst thing
that happened to us. Well, we were mapping out the
highlands of Vietnam. Was the monsoon season? Oh you said
you had to tie yourself to trees. We had to
tie ourselves to the trees. At night so we wouldn't
get blown away. What are you talking about, hey, Bud,
You're talking about the wind? Hey Bud, what do you
(14:17):
think I'm talking about? Bud? What do you mean to
tie yourself to the tree, he says, Bud, the wind, the
wind was so intense, Bud. We had to tire ourselves
to a tree so we wouldn't get picked up by
the wind and blown away. What hey, Bud, if you're
screwing around, I'm just messing around. I'm sorry, not cut
off with you. So, no kidding. So you had to
(14:37):
did you have your sleeping bag or what? Yeah, we
were in a sleeping bag. We just go ahead and
tie the whole bag in ourselves to the tree. And
like I said, that was the most dangerous time we
had other than the fact that we ran a fount
of that or almost ran a found of that that
NBA patrol. All right, So but the NBA guys they
turned around. Look, I don't want to talk. I already
went through this with my captain the way back to
(14:58):
the miracle. I got promoted to Jim. You're kidding. No,
I'm not, No, I am not okay, didn't mean to
make you cry. Hey, General, to me, you're a brave man.
I know I'm a brave man, and I'm talking about
guy General Bauhuff. What a dick tell Bowhuff. Is that
the guy who's you did read you the Riot Act?
That's the guy who you know before you get before
(15:21):
we kick you upstairs? To General, I want to know
all about this NBA patrol when you guys were out
there with the cartography unit, and I said, wouldn't you
like to know? And that's what I said, you want
you really want to know about it? He said yes.
I said would you like to see the maps? He
said I would, And that's what I pulled my pants down.
Oh you did not, No, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
All right.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I guess we've talked enough about this. Yeah we have. Ah.
This is Bob Green along with Miles flanagain here on
a brand new approach here on the Phil Henry Show,
for the Bob Green Show, and that is Bob Green's Fortress,
Bob Green's Fortress, getting it done and getting it sick
(16:01):
for all Americans. When you go into the world, you've
got to fight your fights and fight your battles. Remember,
Bob Green is here and love Green, Love Green. You
just did that, just your voice, crowd, I know it.
You want to do it again? No, I don't want
to do it, mister Green, I know it. So as
(16:26):
we say here of the show, The Bob Green Portrass Show,
we are really excited to be with you. Now you
have a friend, Miles. This is my friend Tacky Brown.
And Tachy is with United States Intelligence. I don't want
to say which branch. And it's not even really his name,
but in his way and in his you know, in
his time, he has served the United States of America.
(16:49):
Thanks love, Tachy. How are you bye? And that's your
real voice?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yes it is, and I get there. You get asked.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
That a lot we have with us here a man
who has served the United States Intelligence. There was for
years he was deep cover as a disc jockey, going
by the name of Chris Poute. I like you to
meet Tacky Brown, Taky, how are you doing? How you doing? Oh?
We know you. Your name is Taki, Yes that's right.
And and so you were Chris Poute. Yes, I was
(17:17):
Chris Bote and h so what let me ask you
some Chris, why did you go deep cover as a
as a disc jockey?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Well? It was the fact that it was the fact
that there was a lot going on at that time.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
There was a lot of there was a lot of
copyright infringement happening in China.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
And in Asia, and we wanted to track that down.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
So we thought we could get with promotional people from
the record companies eventually meet the contacts with the Chinese
and go deep cover into China.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
And did you go deep cover? Yes?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I did.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
How did you go deep cover? If you look like
a you know, you look like a white man.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Well what I did was I squinted my eyes.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Oh wait a minute, I heard you interviewed. You squinted
your eyes and got a bull haircut.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, that's right. Look at you, you guys, real racist.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Well some people might say that you're the racist with
a bowl haircut and you squinted your eyes. Can I
tell you something It worked?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Right, it worked.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
It worked by Gangbusters. I tell you.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
It's about green. Nice to meet you, sir. So were
you effective to you? You went to China, as you say,
deep cover from the disc jockey show you are doing
and and and you you could pass as a Chinese guy.
That's right, because you squinted your eyes and had a
bowl haircut.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Look at these guys laughing.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Well, I told you we gonna laugh.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
That's that's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Were you able to track down these uh, these these
copyrighted fringes, whatever.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
We were, we found them.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
It was a group of teenagers, It was a group
of female teenagers in Harbin.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
It wasn't worth your time.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
No, it wasn't.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Although we had a good time in China, but this
is this is the kind of job you'll get sometimes though,
working in you know, US intelligence.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Sometimes it's a dead end. Sometimes it's a you know,
a bang up time. But we felt that at.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
Least we had traced and tracked the copyright in fringes
to China. We let the people of the company know,
and we let people in the government know.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
And when you say company, that's that's the CIA.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
That's correct.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, all right, well all right, so you didn't it
was what happened to There are a bunch of teenage girls
in Harbin, China that were ripping off artists, that's correct. Yeah, Jesus,
what's well, what's wrong? And let me ask something to tacky.
Where's your life ever threatened? Were you ever well, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
You never know.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
I when we got it to China, I squinted my
eyes real tight. I had, you know, like I said,
the haircut, and I went, hey, I was trying to
really kind of hit on these chicks so that I could,
you know.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Sort of insert you. So I don't mean insert yourself,
good lord. No, And I don't mean that. I mean
you could become one of their friends of me and
their group.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Yeah, that's correct. You gotta be one of their group.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
And so I went into the group and I went, hey,
as you know all the stuff that she I don't
know what I was saying.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Well, do you do you speak Chinesey? Do you speak Chinese?
Speaker 4 (20:07):
No? No, I don't. But I was able, Like I said,
squint my eyes.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
We know you squinted your eyes and a and got
a bull haircut.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Yes, that's right, miss Gray. You know you don't you
don't have any idea how we risk our lives to
save this country.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
We understand, Tachy, don't don't go nuts. We know son
all right.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
So I went into China and I went, eh, so
you know, you got some records, and this chick, I
guess she was pretty smart. She said, you look like
a white man. What ranch are you out of? And
I went, fuck this and I just turned around and ran.
You turned around and ran. I had to because they'd
blown my cover.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
So you turned around and ran. Where did you run? Too?
Speaker 4 (20:42):
To the airport.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
And I guess you got a plane.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Yeah, what are you people looking at?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Well, Taky, I'm one guy that's very grateful for your
service to our country, Taki Brown. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Yeah, you guys are looking at me like I'm something
that needs a band aid.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
No, we're not really, We're just it's a strange story.
It is. There's all kinds of stories out of the
US Intelligence Service, and yours is just another weird one.
Thank you very much, tacky techy Brown. Yeah. Otherwise, notice
Chris Pouta.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
You could hear crazy on the Yeah, his archives right
here on the world famous Phil Henry Show, the archives
of the of piss cute. What do you mean piss cute?
I mean I mean I mean Chris poute Uh you.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Know what that's about all I can take. That's the
def this. You know that's wrong.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Well, I think we're done. Thank you very much, folks
for joining us here on Bob Greens whatever the hell
this is called fortress Fortress. Thank you Tacky Brown for
that story about you know, going undercover intelligence, and thank
you General Sharp for telling us about Vietnam and what
was it? You're the guy that said your father died
from the drip and thanks a lot, Miles Franigan, My pleasure, Bub,
(21:55):
And I'm sorry about your dad. You said he died
from a VD of the drip.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
It was the drip.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I don't know what you do. I'm not even sure
he died from that. We just didn't see him after
he got out of the navy. Oh so he just left. Yeah,
this has been Bob Green's fortress. I'll do it. This
has been Bob Green's fortress. I'm Bob Green. Do you
gonna go back to Bob Green now? I think so?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah, Bob Green Scortress. He's act to produce by Phil
Henry Foutzi, Imprey Incorporated. All Right, reserved on iHeart Podcasts.
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I'm Jacky Brown, I'm mostlating again. I'm General Kaalan Shaw,
and I'm Margaret Gray, and I'm Bud Dickman, and I'm
Bob Green.
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