The Worst Idea Of All Time

Guy’s been to a few movies and he’s been cut out of one too. Tim is obsessed with the new War Of The Worlds (2025) starring Ice Cube which has achieved a brave 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Meanwhile in the mailbag, the fans want to pay the boiz and just don’t know how, the good people believe Tim looks like Willem Defoe and an intergenerational/content-derivatives listener writes in.

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How on EARTH are they going to wrap this up with one remaining episode? Tim and Guy attempt to audit the loose ends that one Thanksgiving Dinner is supposed to take care of and the list is impossibly long. There are so many questions but the overriding one is: What will this show remember about itself as it ends?

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Guy won the Logie! Our main man shares the behind-the-scenes of Australasia’s biggest night of television replete with celebrities, missing speeches, regretful moments and a pitch or a hot new reality property exploring competitive kitchen cleaning. Today we’re talking White Claws, we’re talking darts (the cigs, not the band ‘Darts’) and Happy Gilmore 2.

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It’s the shortest episode in the season so far which begs the question - is Mattress getting lazy or disciplined? Let’s get the big news out of the way up top - Carrie and Aiden are in Splitsville. The real issue Tim wants to discuss however, is Giuseppe’s mum potentially faking an Italian accent? Faking it in front of her son??? We also got Miranda being as frustrating as ever and Seema Patel’s evolving journey into the No Soap Co...

Guy Montgomery has done the impossible and created a television show that not only has survived more than one season in New Zealand, it has taken over Australia and he has been nominated for the prestigious Graham Kennedy Award for Most Popular New Talent at the Logies (Aus' Emmys). Please help him win. It's dead simple, head on over to the Logies website and vote.

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Guy and Tim are doing separate watches of this 8th and mercifully shortest episode of the And Just Like That’s third season. The many pots and pans of Mattress Pikelet are back on the boil as we ever-so-briefly return to Harry’s cancer treatment, before spending time on the real issues. First - applying deodorant at a restaurant - thoughts?! Miranda’s maybe not an alcoholic - your take? Performing cunnilingus on a papaya - cinema o...

Jazz, iPods and the forgotten chaos of 2001’s Rat Race (featuring John Lovitz) are just three items of conversation during this riveting Family Time session. Beautiful letters, sent through the copper wires and fibre optic tubes of the internet, via a gorgeous old typewriter are shared, as is a fantastic fan-fic for what happens next to problem child, Wyatt.

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Life's a party and so is this episode 7th episode of AJLT season 3. We've got the three great Cs of any party - cake, Carrie Bradshaw and caraoke. Zooming out though, Guy has uncovered this season's most compelling piece of meta-text available - that the relationship between And Just Like That... and its audience, is mirrored by Carrie and Aidan's relationship. We are grateful to our streaming platform overlords who have really don...

The boiz are joined by comedian Rachel Kaly to discuss the finer details of Lisa Todd-Wexley’s hot editor who uses iMovie/marriage conflicts/dad dying (for the second time in this show???). Guy gets freaked out by how quickly a real-world proximity to the stars of this show can be attained with dealing with an American guest. Rachel explains how this show is actually MANY, MANY different shows all in one. Tim can’t get enough of a ...

It’s Thumbs Up’s all around as Guy and Tim struggle to understand the technology bringing them together for the record but fear not - in spite of persistent animated thumbs and illness, the boiz will not be deterred from reading your absolutely wonderful messages. A return to toilet discourse, an appreciation for the warmth of Thanksgiving and solid tips for young straight Wellington men on the prow, await you.

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This episode is an often-times confusing mix of revelations, giving the feeling of an Olympic athlete from the 1980s who only discovered what event they’re competing in next once they’ve passed the threshold of a prior, unrel...

Today’s Family Time features an all-timer piece of correspondence from a nuclear physicist from NZ doing experiments at CERN that require a scientific treatment as repetitive and painful as the TWIOAT method. We learn definitively whether it’s possible to over-mash potatoes. Our sole libertarian listener also opines on the nature of ‘canon’ and Monty has coffee-flavoured gum. Coffee. Flavoured. Gum.

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They say the fourth time is the charm, and that has never been truer than today’s episode of And Just Like That, Apples To Apples. MPK (or whoever’s writing these darn things) seems to have finally gotten their rhythm and discovered the secret to good storytelling; Sideline Carrie Bradshaw. The complex family Aiden situation takes centerstage, as does Bob, a character who undoubtedly should’ve been played by Will Forte. Miranda and...

Hello fellow family members, it’s so nice of you to join us. Today we’re spotlighting the incredible performance of our friend Abby Howells on Conan’s NZ episode, we’re digging into the mailbag to discuss Tim’s teeth, Guy’s Wordle approach and an untenable position involving our potential sponsor, MOSH. We also need your help in ID’ing a prior TWIOAT film and give you an update on our family’s relationship to Patrick Schwarzenegger...

A return to form from both And Just Like That S3, and also, your podcast hosts. Tim and Guy have donned their finery to break down the cooking methods of Mattress Pikelet King, a man who insists on cooking the show’s script up using every single pot and pan available in his well-stocked kitchen. This episode is about drugs. Muling drugs. Taking drugs. Subtly hinting that your ex-wife with whom you share a son named Wyatt and yourse...

In an odd moment of worlds colliding, Sarah Jessica Parker has appeared on The Adam Friedland Show - wild scenes as Carrie Bradshaw herself appears to know a bit about the comedy podcast ecosystem. Your kiwi boiz, meanwhile, are getting kicked in the nuts and back, and enjoying the meditative joys of Simpsons Lego scenes.

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Guy is beaming in from a hotel room in Australia and Tim is connecting via satellite from beautiful Rotorua on very little sleep, a decent amount of horse tranquilliser and donning a fetching aquamarine dress. But it’s not about the boiz, it’s about Lisa Todd Wexley and Charlotte York Goldenblatt teeing up with none other than Kristen Schaal to participate in the futile activity of enrolling their kids into an ivy league college. C...