The Worst Idea Of All Time

Another screening of Fast and Furious (aka Fast Four) and so much more to talk about! How would someone reading a newspaper after his conviction feel about Dom Toretto? In honour of this film's unguarded, unvarnished and dated dedication to Butt Women, the lads then discuss the uncanny valley of butts—including the crazy idea of a butt where the right cheek is next to the left cheek (but the left cheek is on the right). Tim is both...

Tim is deep in the weeds of Fast 4 plot details—a quest that Guy takes pride in Tim for being on but has not joined him on in this screening. The fellaz try to figure out where on the offensiveness scale Twit, Twerp, Dweeb, Moron, Idiot and Stupid sit, and then get to the important business of figuring out which five cars from the movie Tim would like to have sex with and how to go about courting them.

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Fast & Furious, aka Fast Four, is a movie in which we find out Letty has died by, GET THIS, being told out loud rather than shown. In the magnificent visual medium of film (marketed as "movies" because it's moving pictures), these dickheads disrespect the female lead of this franchise so massively, it is genuinely jarring for the fellaz. Brian (Paul Walker) and Dom (Vin mother-f'ing Diesel) are forced to work together to take d...

The boys are joined by Alice Snedden to wave goodbye to Fast Five! Guy has Devil Energy and Alice is spoiling for a fight. In a far reaching conversation, Alice shares some honest acting assessments before discussing which family members she'd like to see sucking each other's dicks. Tim is on the back end of a cool, fun weekend and Guy appears hell-bent on antagonizing anyone who even looks at him. The episode—as so often happens w...

Who would win a fight between Christ the Redeemer and the Statue of Liberty? Should Tim save up a bit of coin and start dressing like Han? Will Guy ever fulfill his dream of being friends with Paul Walker? A workmanlike watch and podcast as the movie once again fails to get its hooks into the boys. Their frustration is not with the franchise, not with the movie, not even with themselves. These are some lads who are modelling their ...

Tim has been hiking through Stewart Island with two of his oldest and best friends in preparation for this very screening. Guy has visited Melbourne, enjoyed himself for a few days, and downloaded Fast Five onto his phone—all to ensure he is in an optimal mental state to enjoy the film. The boys take roughly twenty-five minutes to even begin talking about Fast Five. The movie—and this remains a quality movie—is not where their head...

Guy is still enamoured by the movie, Tim isn't so sure, but one thing both of these boys are doing is getting their gams out for a walk around the neighbourhood. The return of the walking episode! An enjoyable day out for our heroes, but arguably a less concentrated product for our libertarian fan? Topics of discussion range from Tim offering up riddles from the Die Hard movie franchise to Guy opining whether or not it is appropria...

Tim and Guy wax lyrical up top about the Midas touch they have on any media organization they do business with before diving into the meat and potatoes of a brand new movie: Fast 5, aka Fast 5ive.

The movie with the biggest F in show business has both of our hosts excited. The location is singular, the stakes are clear, the stunts are tactile. Does Fast Five (5ive) represent an exciting new direction in the Furi-verse where thes...

Cue up Andrea Bocelli's Time to Say Goodbye, because this eleven-episode dalliance with old friends and enemies is coming to its inevitable conclusion. What better way to see off the gals than with a hallowed friend of the podcast, Alice Snedden! 

All of Carrie's friends, new and old (mostly new), pack into her old apartment to remind us who has been introduced to the series and just how insufferable they are. Alice and the...

The boys are joined by the fantastic Fern Brady! An And Just Like That tragic whose relationship with the series goes all the way back to the non-canonical (but apparently related) series, Sex and the City. Guy is moved by Aidan's tears, Charlotte stands up for herself and Steve is running a clam and beer shack on Coney Island (from which Guy claims to have bought a beer IRL). Fern and the boys also discuss the more technical side ...

Guy is in bed with the flu, Tim is about to embark on a thirty-hour journey with a two-year-old, but one thing takes precedence over all of that—family.

We hear from Kris, a Wisconsinite who has reached out both in the present day and in the past, with a speculative fan theory about Fast X (written before the release of the actual movie). We then hear from Chris Marlton, one of our TWIOAT scholars who takes us on an illuminating and...

Miranda is worried about her son Brady because he is getting really good at making French fries, and the boys have reason to suspect he is rediscovering his true identity. In fact, his rediscovery of rats may even be the reason behind his romantic tryst with Lily (of Charlotte and Runkle fame), and before the end of the season, we just might see the ascendance of a new Rat Queen. Che Diaz is getting back into stand up, Herbert Wexl...

A bizarre, tension-free episode for Carrie and Aiden as they movie into Che's apartment after a five day fuck festival at some poor hotel. Speaking of Che, Tim's happy to see them and even dreams of watching a sitcom where Che balances their stand-up aspirations with a burgeoning veterinary career. This leads to a reflection on when—while pursuing a career in the arts—is the right time to turn in and admit defeat. Anthony is making...

Guy and Tim are joined by friend of the podcast AND friend of the gals, Chris Parker! Not only a dedicated fan of the non-canonical Sex and the City franchise but also a man who worships at the altar of Sarah Jessica Parker’s portrayal of Carrie Bradshaw.

While the show continues apace (with the reintroduction of Aidan!!!) Chris discusses his teenage years trying to sneak an episode of the show in after bedtime and his ideal day...

In this week's episode of the show, the gals are inexplicably joined by a Bomb Cyclone! While in this week's episode of the podcast Tim and Guy are inexplicably joined by comedy titan, Greg Davies! Greg runs the lads through his discovery of and relationship to Sex and the City, with some surprising similarities to themselves. This conversation covers Greg's genuine disappointment at the show finding its feet, the exciting possibil...

The boys are pulling from every piece of pop culture under the sun in this episode, a celebration of creativity but more importantly, the success of... And Just Like That as a show that has found its feet! After wading through an appraisal of Elton John as a musician (and an imagining of the sad day in which he dies), Guy spotlights the fantastic musical choices that have carried the show through the season so far. The looming fail...

After the disappointment of a middling third episode, the boys are back and more importantly, so is the momentum of And Just Like That. Steve is back, Harry can't cum, and Miranda bails out of a threesome. Bitsy von Muffling - a character given to us in an act of great generosity by Mattress Pikelet King swans through the episode with insane energy and a storyline altering dick pic.

Cameos by Candice Bergen and Gloria Steinem add an...

Miranda is struggling with her phone and her relationship with her son, just as Tim and Guy are struggling with their relationship to AJLT Season 2. Brady The Rat King is back on the scene and we need to discuss how his story mirrors Prince Harry’s. After all - nobody wants to f*** someone who USED to be the Rat King. Seema has a full narrative arc about her expensive bag being stolen and then returned to her.

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Well, that didn't last long. Tim is out of gas while Guy continues to conduct the AJLT hype train. The second episode of the season, undeniably worse than the first, balances several obscenely unrelatable problems with the fact that, racism still exists!? The show also parks all of its protagonists’ stories to introduce and excite us with the presence of Tony Danza - star of television! The show’s absurd relationship to software co...