Third Rate

Well Cheryl turned 25 this year so naturally we put balls in holes. Golf balls in mini holes that is! The hosts took on a family fun park with the help of a five year old, and I'd say they nailed it. It's Third Rate! 

We watched so you could listen, this week its Small Soldiers. The smash hit blockbuster phenomenon from 1998 made its way into our hearts this week while we watched to review. Okay I'm exaggerating, the movie was fine but we had at least fun watching it. Major Chip Hazard reporting for duty, It's Third Rate! 

This one is a little chaotic, but we had a lot of fun making it! The dad host quizzes the other two to see how their dad joke skills hold up, and we try a new segment in the meantime! It's not a pun, it's Third Rate! 

Listeners we've done your reading too so we know you're going to enjoy this episode. Tune in this week as Cheryl reads for me and Evan, and we decide how accurate these tarot cards can be. It's not an exact science, but it is Third Rate! 

Again, NSFW, and we mean it! The hosts got some of their closest friends together to celebrate the art of adult film, the art of parody, and the art of drinking games! It was a lot of art, we know. But hey it's Third Rate! 

THIS ONE IS VERY NSFW so if you're underage or you are a relative please think twice. This week the hosts spend too much money and test their tongues against some edible romance products. It goes about how you'd expect, so keep your earbuds in and don't turn too red in public; it's Third Rate! 

What more do ya want? We talk about Easter, we talk about birthdays, we talk about cats. I mean uh c'mon! There is nothing else ya need! Come get a listen, it's Third Rate! 

This week the hosts decided to drink red wine, and like episodes past see if they can guess which is which. Spoiler alert; it's hard! The Jimnasium also makes its return, and the hosts bring some serious contenders with them! It's Third Rate! 

It was inevitable, eventually we would have to do this; we watched a Barbie(tm) movie, and boy was it something. Take a listen with us as we discuss the roller coaster of emotions we experienced watching this movie. It's Third Rate! 

For the first time ever we tried our hands at a ritual we found on the internet, more specifically one that would summon a ghost for us and trap it in a mirror. Did it work? Is the ghost typing this? Did it get out of the mirror? Listen and find out, it's Third Rate! (Or me, the ghost.) 

We decided to meet up early on a Sunday morning and record an episode, thankfully the topic we settled on this time was beer. Mexican beer, to be precise! The hosts sit down and guess what beer is what while rating and reviewing them, meanwhile Cheryl talks dating and Evan claims to have a biblical disease;  it's Third Rate! 

ASMR content warning - you do hear us chew during this episode, it's not a lot though. If that's your thing then congratulations.
The hosts take on these tiny flavored guys as they play a game and rate the flavors. Cheryl still has those props, don't know what to tell ya there. It's Third Rate!

Well we finally did it. I know what you're thinking; how out of touch are these guys? It's 2022 and they haven't played WhirlyBall yet? We figured that's what you were thinking, and that's why we went and played it for ourselves. Bumper cars and lacrosse on a basketball court, what's not to love? Tune in to hear all about our experience, it's Third Rate! 

Welcome to Third Rate! We three self proclaimed and totally-not experts have decided to rate and review anything and everything! Take a listen, and thanks for the support. 

Third Rate makes a very cold and naked return after a 6 month hiatus. We're glad to be back, and happy to have you all joining us! We promise not to go anywhere ever again! It's Third Rate!
(Note: We are aware of the echo in this episode's audio, and are working to correct it for this episode and future episodes. Thanks for understanding!)  

This week we actually get to eggs, what we like about em, what we don't. Are they starter fluid? The usual. Oh and Evan chokes himself. It's Third Rate! 

We try to do dips this week. What makes a dip, and what dips are good. It went okay. It's Third Rate! 

Sorry for the hiatus, but we're back! (We know you didn't notice, and it hurts our feelings.) This week we talk about genies, how to fool them, and what to wish for. We probably don't give you any real ideas on what would work best, but we do make fun of each other, so it's business as usual. It's Third Rate! 

So sorry about this one, it's severely lacking in Jake; so if you want to skip it we don't blame you. Those of you with bad taste however can tune in to listen to Evan and Cheryl discuss what Pokemon would be best to replace Jake as a co-host. Yeah, we know, another Pokemon one. It's Third Rate!