Episode 176 - What Would You Do? - Those Guys Over There

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The rest of the get me rousedstart off. Ye a rous's crazy.
Jen is a horrible liquor. Facts, that's straight facts. It really is

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that. That's what you guys.Be old enough? Do you guys understand?
Get bold? Yeah? I likeyou. Oh here we go.
You about piss me off? Ifyou if you say mature, I was
smack. What't you guys really givemature? I want you guys really not
consciously because I mean, first ofall, you guys drink right. Yes,

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I'm sorry, sorry, I don'tthink the diet liquors I mean it.
I mean, it's not a dietlictor. If it if it's clear,
if it if an elysis will producesthe same, it's a dry.
So that's like they say you don'tdrink wine because wine is you don't drink
wine at all. If there's thebeer and wine and that's the only options

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that they have at like some function. Actually no, I'm still drinking the
beer all right, So you're justnot. I don't wine is not a
preference. But if if it's yeah, I mean, if if I'm at
a function, if I'm at awork content and they're not doing hard liquor
it's a beer and wine. I'mdoing beer. So you're you're equating wine
to mature the epics, zero sense. No, I'm equating that it's more

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than one way to get fucked up. That's all it is. It's not
once you realize that you're still gettingthe same damn thing from multiple or variety
of liquids. I mean, it'sthe same thing with food, like like,

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I mean he doesn't eat food,right, Jeff doesn't eat anything above
fries. Like it's child childish atthis point, it's not childish because how
I need childish? If I drinkbourbon and whiskey, it's recording recording,
So how my childish? If Idrink bourbon and whiskey, it's childish because

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you have a preference of bourbon andwhiskey. And it's nothing wrong with a
preference, but you really have adistaste for liquor when you're comfortable with every
other liquor. That's what I don'tget that. Here's the thing. I
think it's my point because I thinkit sucks. I had it. I
think it's I think that their tasteis not something that I agree with.

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I think it's gross, and Iguess I just remember, disagree with I
disagree with it. I don't likeit. You didn't like Broccly at one
point either, and I a Brockleywas always less. I don't believe that.
I swear. I mean my momused to peace or say he's hilarious.
Apparently the way you know, everybody, you know what he was that

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he was not busting down piece.It was I telling you the only thing
I didn't suck with was seafood.Yeah, I'll be disgusted. See I
can say, I can say that'sa little kid mentality, but I would
like if somebody preparing peas, Iwould eat that ship. I wouldn't like

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so let me let me ask yousomething. I wouldn't frown frown my face
about it. Let me ask yousomething. But if you had the choice,
you wouldn't suck with that. Torywas like you wants a piece to
night you You're be like I waskind of you're talking about like Jamaica rising

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piece talking about to ask you.I say, I'm about ask you because
you can't just right off peace becauseI'm taking that nobody like like like a
little grand ship balls those it's gottabe kim oh my God, where did
that go for? No, becauseevery time they never showed whoever that person

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is. I just believe it's Kim. Lakers are like, I mean,
it's like the perfect go to outfitfor a woman in uh, it's always
good. But no, just liketank, white tea and jeans as I
love it, especially especially Juli Georgiandress. Oh yeah, especially again everybody

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gets sneezing like like, I loveme. I can do some some boots
like the teams too. I cando then too, like the white tea,
getting the summer of the too,like making good. Yes, yeah,
you're right, I said I was. It was her. That's that's

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that's a lie. I don't knowif I should. There's two ways to
take this, to take how youwere just able to how you even just
grab that out of a couple offlashes on the screen, A couple of
ways to take that. I'm gonnaI'm just gonna leave it at that.
They brought out the twenty two totwo runs. That is horrid. She

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look a little free those bullshit rest. I don't know what. I don't
know how much of this pre rollthat's gonna job, But I guess it's
time to entertainment and sticky shit andput it to your brain. Bang bang
and you looking like a life potteach us for life to the pody.
Guess it's time to entertain it yo. Welcome ladies and gentlemen. We are

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t g ot those guys over there. I want to be five hosts.
Big Tom she no, I gotthe band with me. Silence took us
y a k A petty wise ak A save it bit, just no

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pronounce this week we're missing our lightsgetting it brother and even more challenged no
challenge. But I was gonna say, uh uh a routine guess guess at

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this point very frequent guests. Iam frequent, but just you know,
um yeah, at this point I'mnot to say four guys this is but
you know this is where we had. But now typically we're just filecasts with

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just giggaus. We have opinions andour pions medicine. We give it you
each and every time the report.I'm gonna let always lit block the motherfucking
socials. It's in the comments andwhatever whatever podcast you listened to, look

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at the caption and the conversation podcastseverywhere Instagram, Snapchat. H m hm
anybody used spat, we still hadit. I'm just saying he changed that
to his own name, and he'slooking, well, we used to have
a reference. We used to havea weblink. I don't we still do.

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We're just not on yet. It'snot mine, but it's fucked up
a definitely. If you've gone throughour weblok, you know more about us
than I do. The t Gtwo knows that people. Um, but

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nah, man, if you've beenwriting with us for us long, you
know where we got, you knowwhere to find us, and Jeff will
let you know in the comments andthe um so clearly. Pre roll pre
show, I was talking about howimmature these these negroes are on this three
man we eve of a show thatwe have today. Um, but no,

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I mean, I mean say whatyou will, say what you want.
Um. If you if you candrink beer, if you can drink
wine, if you can drink liquor. All of them has what we call
alcohol, and alcohol is what causedintoxication. At the end of the day.
You can have a preference of whatyou choose to get you intoxicated right

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or under the influence. But Ifeel as though that if you're not willing
to give it more than I wouldsay, more than one try and like
being man about it. But I'vehad Jim. You act like I haven't
had diner. No, it wasmy purpose, but I just I'm not

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gonna give you shit about your perfectThat's the same thing we talked about all
the time, and that's what youthat's what you're doing, all right,
cool, But I'm not gonna giveyou shit because you just enjoy scotch or
just because you enjoy whisky. Well, just because you're enjoyed. I don't
think I give you ship. Ijust think you're making terrible decisions, and
as your boy, I can't.I can't sleep well at night if I

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did it, if I was quietabout you making terrible decisions. Man,
we support your terrible decisions. Weknow about Yeah, but that's facts.
That's fat. We both You can't, you can't, So yeah, we're
more macre. I understand we havea problem, and maybe I'm maybe I
having a neighbor problem, right soyeah, so okay, it's I don't

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know because, like I said,I look at it the same way I
look at food. Because I amgoing to use Jeff as example, because
Jeff has a pallette of a sevenyear old, Okay, And I don't
know if that's his fault, butchances are fault for not broadening his horizon
with his food palot. But atthe same time, it's like, if

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you call yourself a connoisseurl, right, a connoisseul whoa like, Y'll switch
it up. So I think anyonewho calls himself a connosur of alcohol is
an alcoholic. I am a bourbonand whiskey kind of sea. That is

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all. That's a little extreme.Yeah, that's like I mean, but
when they have somnia's right, someof the other people who like no ones
body, but they tasted like obviouslynot sending it crush everybod wine, but
they developed a pilot to be ableto distinctly tell one of these alcoholic beverage,

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so that alcohol alcoholic. They're notlike, oh I know that this
was aged four. No, it'sfair. I'm just saying, like,
if you go through life not tryingto blustrous, not trying to sparagus for

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more than once just one time,for like everybody like to try more on
me, Like I'll be an assif I say, okrah, this shit
right, because I only try itonce and then once in my head it
was wasn't all that good to me? You know what I mean. So
that's what I'm saying, Like Iwould say, as you guys get older
and warmer tour, I think youguys, she developed the palette again,

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and give it another chance. Geta chance. Listen, I know what
gets like to chaste. The ginis not going to change. So if
I fundamentally don't fu with the tasteof gin, why what do I need
to continue tasting it for? Idon't know. It's just you didn't getting
straight I have? Is that howyou enjoy it? Most times? No,

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it's either tonic, salt and wateror like lemonade lemonade. Lemonade does
the trick for whatever reason, Idon't know why. It could be any
flaming limit BlackBerry strawberry lemonade, lemonadelike it don't mat a what kind of
lemonade? Like you make that shipwith a little bit of gin? The
shit is crazy. And then obviouslyyou know a classic like orangers like ginas

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everybody knows what that does. Soit's like a one breakfast contail. So
I'm drinking gin the morn I haveOkay, So when we are talking about
earlier, how a kind of sweralcohol it's an alcoholic maybe leaders I think

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started off that earlier. Now Ican't fuck with you. There'll be some
workdays. There be some workdays whereit's like nine thirty it's a work from
homeworker. Yeah, well, ofcourse you have to be. It's like
nine thirty and forty of my teamhas already pissed me off. My coffee
is getting irish real quick. You'vegot to Yeah, I hadn't been bold

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enough to try it in the workof man. It's like a type of
Friday No no, no, wedon't. We don't, so do you?
No, no no. I hadan alcoholic beverage and driven an automobile.
We all know that everyone's done that. I've never had it, not

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never, But in my big age, I'm not having alcoholic beverages wild driving.
I'm I'm man like having a drinkingand going to work, or having
a drink while I'm at work.Helped. The crazy money is in my
office. I got like a bottleof champagne and like some small little shot

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glasses. My office. Minis everywhere, It's like cabinet. So and then
I wouldn't put it past any oneof us that if we've all been to
a working lunch or a happy out, it's company Like, yeah, I've
definitely had a drink or working out. I mean even I mean now like
when I go on well now incertain reps, but when I go on

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campus, which is you know,it's not I don't do that as prinking
lane moren't being in a manager rolewhen I'm on campus. It's like you
know, once it's on the companyand depending on the repping, depending especially
if it's an overnight thing. Forme, Oh that's all I'm here to
do. The second half of theday. I'm way more cares drink the

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guy. All of these motherfucker's nextweek business trip, I mean, it's
it's only I can't wait two hoursof work. We have a we have
a small little managers meeting not nextweek but the week after and still a
DC. But it's still like anovernight for me. So all right,
you know game this week. I'mnot gonna lie like business trips are out

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with the whites. In fact,in fact, Tim, Tim has enjoyed
he's he's been a benefactor of oneof our our business houtings my birthday last
year. Oh and and National Harbor, which was another I got questionable for

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a second. Two. I don'tknow what it is. What happened about
real quick? Yeah? Um,more of the story, well, more
of the story, kids, Imean, try everything and find what you
like. You say to what youwant. Don't try everything, kids,
that's wow. Um, there's peopleare trying fit more. Nigga, you

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can't try everything. No, talkabout spectrum. But I know I'm trying
to hope you No, I mean, yeah, all right, my man
said it before. I don't know. I don't know where it's going with
this, but love is own thespectrum. That's what you said. Love
is own the spectrum as in whatwait a second, like like, I

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don't know, she might turn badif I keep talking. Well, we
don't. We're at eighteen thirty.No, But just like I think we've
had a conversation before about what peoplechoose or whom they choose to love the
spectrum. So I was being funnyabout well the drinkings of the spectrum.

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Just like you love you try everything, just pick your preference on what you
like. The win maybe a choice. So but clearly that went yeah,
that's aw rink school. I'll behonest, probably the last thirty seconds prior
to you your explanation, I wasnot listening to let's get ready for the

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next segment. So I'm I willbe I'll be perfectly frank. That's cool.
I'm glad we feel time. Well, we just transition to no no.
I appreciate it so once. Oncewe found out today, because that's
just the way this shit works,that this would be a three man weave,
I was. I thought, withthe collection of personality you're gonna have

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today, it'd be a perfect dayfor tgot reacts. So I actually did
some research and I found a fewand a few. I mean, I
have, like up to tech withMoore many we get to I think I
had more than that, And shoutshout out to this TikToker, to Johanna
Tijuana. Maybe UM look her upon TikTok. A lot of these come
from her and her reactions. Ididn't listen to all the reactions. I

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would be tainted, but it's alot of good shit out here, so
shout out to her. I'm justgonna read these tweets. These are tweets
that people put out for advice orconfessions or whatever, and these three personality
t G t're gonna react. AndI picked this one because I needed to.
I needed to come out. Ineeded I needed us to come out
strong. So this so this oneis going to be it's going to chill

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you guys, but we need toget the juices flowing. Okay, Okay,
here we go, Nah, herewe go, uh Ammy for his
pratt brother's wedding. I hate thegroove, so I stayed home. Husband

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returns, honestly drunk or high.He got in the shower. I got
in the shower with him, andsee it used condoms flat, He argues,
the condom was mine seven years gone, advice. Hold on, I

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didn't go back, so he alreadydid. Why do white doesn't like groove
and decide that to go to wedding? You focus on. But I'm trying
to make sure this wasn't like thisis all the same state. I don't

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understand it doesn't say, it doesn'tsay, he doesn't say, because it
sounds like a probably within the samestate. Because it's because I think it
was all automatically assumed that the guywas taking a trip to the best part
of wedding, He came, hecame back, so this is it's all
state. Same day that same day, twenty five Jesus Christ. Yes,

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my husband went to Miami for hisprap brother's wedding. I don't think Miami.
That's why does idiot that matter?Because I'm not trying to folk some
The fact that he got to Colmfall out of that that's mean. I
mean she that's it. She buriedthe lead a little bit, that's it.
So this is no longer about agroom and a wedding as well.

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So that's what I'm saying. Onemore time, husband went to Miami for
his prap brother's wedding. I hatethe groom, so I say, right,
husband returns obviously drunk or high,so I think you can write it.
The same day, I got inthe shower with him and see a
used condom flat out of his butt. He argues, the condom was mine

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seven years like the condom was actuallycame out of her, So he's trying
to gas light her into believing.I don't even know how that board work,
so I don't know that he cameover and bust her out and no,
no, no, no, therewas no busting out there was Oh
he didn't say that. It justsays but he came home, he got

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into the shower. How why why? How is his defense that the condom
is just so he doesn't he's assuming, Wow, this is a crazy thing
to talk about, but I knewhe's assuming she didn't see it slide out
of But it's just like the jointson the floor in the shower. So
he's like, all right, anythinggotta be like, this is her condom
on the floor in the shower,And that's how I'm playing it. That's

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a whole of the story to stretchmy I mean, I mean, so
let's let's let's take it a facevalue that the account of these ladies one
hundred percent true. How do youleave your activities and not freshen up before
getting home? That's the first thingI'm I mean, I think I'm thinking

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a lot of things, but nowI'm thinking about you've been caught. How
were you not? How do younot have to do diligence to be like,
let me clean myself up. Imean, the only thing that makes
sense is the fact that this motherfuckerwas that wasted. That's true. He
didn't come back. He was thatwasted. He didn't believe it is later

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be jumping in the shower and hethought he had an opportunity like I just
came from a wedding. Actually good, No, I ain't it, cousin,
you're bugging. Our reaction is he'sthat asshole. I don't literally,
I don't know if he I meanliterally figuratively. I mean, because here's

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a name. How does the condomslide out with your ass? What mean?
Yeah? So you somebody's bottom theday, like, and my thing
is, now, what advice areyou asking for us for? Like,
there's really no conversation. You gottasay seven years gone, seven years gone,

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any advice? Yeah, seven yearsago, seven years gone, you've
got a I hope you ain't gota freedom. I don't know like a
wife is like, nah, thisis different. It was oh no,
husband, they were married. Youain't got a freedom. Oh the husband
says seven is gone because she wrotedown. No, this is awful,
this lady effect. Seven years gone. I mean if I mean, I

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mean, I don't can don't buythem activities of course, I mean,
so you do on top activities ofa girl. Yeah, that wasn't the
p I know when you're trying.I'm not gonna talk about the girl,

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but it was crazy about this isbecause this ship came up on the radio
this week about a husband and awife, and a wife was like then
turned off by her husband wouldn't havemy extension? No, no, never
mind. So the wife was turnedoff because her and her husband her for

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three years, but they've been havinglike they always had, like a sex
while sex, and the husband wascomfortable enough to ask her like, yo,
keeping We're gonna get to that latersomething like that later. So the
wife was like, like she can'tlook at him the same and it's fucking
about her marriage, and like shehasn't done anything well him since he's asked

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for that. So she was askingthe audience like like what she should do
and basically live to that like shechild this ship. So I think that's
that's a little bit different. They'vealready been having like wild off song.
So the reason why I previoux thator just brought that up is because the
only opportunity to save this marriage,if she really is asking for advice or

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help, is that I mean,you didn't get married because this guy was
like you didn't know that this guywas a butt plug or whatever. I
believe she didn't know, right,so it was more than just one thing
that made her attract it to him, Like it's a whole body of work

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that this guy has indicates it all. I'm sorry it doesn't. It doesn't.
It doesn't because he's the thing ifthat is a kick or fetish cheat.
But he should have cheated, cheatedthough, yes you should have cheated.
He cheated it. I'm not sayingthey should have cheated. I don't
be don't a cheating piece of whateverthe case may be. But it's just
like you, I mean, sothat that's entirely different though, like you're

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talking, you're talking about because Iwas kik all right, your girl or
your wife putting figure of ass versusanother dude put his dickey. Well,
we don't it could have picked thoughwe don't know why why why we need
a comment? It could have beenmaybe maybe why maybe that female, let's

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me that was the time, Maybethat female and that hugging head toys,
why maybe they didn't clean their toysappropriately. I don't know. I said,
so that could that couldn't be stillsafe though it could have been take
from everything it could supposed to still, so like you run a point a
point two percent chance of running somethingsomething or one understand. So it's so

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he got a platform because he's savinghuh so he so in the pros and
cons of this, she should belike at least he in the same No,
not that in the pros and consis it's just more of like,
are you really looking in your marriageor you really looking to save it?
So that's where you're trying. That'swhat I'm trying to find with you.
Where you want my reaction to be. You want me to tell you to
blow the ship up, and youwant me to tell you how you can
save it. Because I don't believepeople get married. I believe a lot

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of people in this day and they'sget married for the wrong reasons and they're
not wanting to stick it out,which is why the divorce rate it so
high. But I'm not about tellingpeople to get automatically a divorce because she
did, you found out, Soshe did not automatically, did she?
Like So I believe in this obstacle. I believe in that you can get
over in Europe because that's that isthat that's that's that's not I don't think,

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I want to say, normal obstacleslike well, okay, take take
the outlandishness out of it, justthe cheating aspect of it. If it
was just cheating, maybe to getover it, but the manner of the
manner of cheating. There's a lotmore to a dress there than the norm.

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I got no advice for you,like I can't. I can't even
fathom the situation to even try andtell you. I just how do you
even explain that? Yeah, Imean, so there's the thing men,
in most cases this is speculation.What I believe is that if it's if

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they're not safe, even if theydo have a wife, right, they're
not safe or psychological safe. They'renot going to put them in put themselves
in a situation where they will bejudged. I mean, hell, even
guys don't even like getting rejected fromHollida, a girl on the street or
Rando. So most times they can'telect not Hollid a check that they probably

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would have loved to kind of havea relationship with him. But so just
knowing that and just myself being aman, I know with f I a
doubt that most more times not menare not gonna put themselves in the position
on a place where they can easilybe judged or easily be looked upon or
looked down their masculinity, because it'sa real easy for a woman finally knows
up. But then they had thedouble standard up being able to do well

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fucking want and still be feeling themabout it, you know what I mean.
But like I said, that's whyI'm talking about. This isn't the
normal case because in a normal case, let's say he was just cheating,
a woman's going to be self consciousand like, am I not enough?
Now if it is that it's anotherguy, it's like I'm not enough and
I never can be. If asanother guy, it would be, okay,
I can't be because your proclivities areto something else. I mean,

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but that's the thing though, wecan't say soon as another guy, I
mean, you can't assume. Butif I had to assume as okay,
we had we had a lot togo through. So final word on this
one told, final word on thisone final word is that it depends on
what she's looking. My reaction isshe is crazy, of course, and

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the way he guessed like he's crazy, that's even worse. But he went
to the visible. But long aswe're short, if you're looking for a
reaction savings, then my response iswhat it is. And if you're looking
for to blow up, I'm stillnot for that ship. It's like you
got married for a reason that Ithink that says it all. I don't

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even know where she made her decisionsto whatever. Yeah, um, so
he is gone. My reaction islike, it's like, it's it's women
to the men out here. Who'sstaying like a beautiful relationships whether it be
verbally or physically for thirty years andhe's telling me like this action. Yeah,

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he got his box of somebody forthat guy, and now he getting
he getting the same for it.He's getting like ridicule for he's getting like
he castrated, all right. Nextnext one. Dating for two years,

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he was bed hopping with his babymama flash favor forever fiance, but never
the wife the entire time. Yeah, yeah, so he's very no dating
there, dating for two years,but he was not gonna he was basically
talking around with the baby mama forthe whole time or there the two relationships
that box, I pulled up thefighter and she picked me up and threw

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me in a dumpster. I expectedmore protecting from him, But nah,
he loved me, but fears her. How to win? That's not,
that's not that's not that's not hisproblem. That's what your problem that she's
asking how how do I win?You should have rolled up? Yeah,

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you can't put up on somebody andthinking somebody just want to have your back,
Like, nah, you wouldn't.You would't got that stroke for the
fight if you lost. How theysay fucking around, you find out you
fucking around and found out he wasin a dumpster. So nah, it's
like, ain't know his thing.Only way to win the situations you win
the fight, you gotta buy itat a bit. It's like up,

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you just gotta have a better box, that's all yam it. I said,
if she had a better box withme. Going back to the baby
mom, you can't fix that.I don't think that's true because if you
have a baby mom, if youhave a baby mom, you left that
ship for reason. Yeah, facts, if you have a baby mom looking

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at ship for reason. So ifyou were left an end for a reason,
I mean, I mean not lettinghurt for a reason, you know,
Yeah, I gotta I gotta pullthat away. But what I'm saying
is you, in most cases didnot have a child by mistake with your
baby mom. I don't. Idon't think that's most cases, my guy

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not. I don't. The amountof the honestly, the amount of ship
that we see with sucking around andshe got pregnant, she's gonna keep it
now, that's not h that's thatwasn't at the time you were like,
oh, I want to have ababy with this lady. So that's just
I was young. If I ifwe're excluding like if we're in schooling like

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traffic situations, or we're scooding likeone night stands, I think more more
times than that, guys like becausethis this baby mom's out here with guys
with multiple kids, tell me,tell me that he didn't make a conscious
choice. I think he was showingthis is so good, Like I think

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that's fair. Multiple kids by onelady is crazy that you don't want to
be with. But I'm like,this is keep you going. Fuck,
this is somebody in my mind rightnow, I know. But this is
what I'm saying, Like, ifhe's with got to be crazy. If
he's with her, but he keepsgoing back to the baby mama. Then
if baby mama got the better box, so let the girl friend can get

(34:21):
a better box, then you can'tdo nothing. You gonna lose. No.
No, So let me be veryclear and transparent. God forbid anything
happens with me and my wife.I'm telling you right now, no,
God's been anything happens to me ifwe somehow get divorced and I wind up

(34:42):
with another woman, if my wifecomes to like time on one day,
I'm like, you have that.I don't give what new woman, new
wife different because you married this ladylike this guy, he's this guy,
never committed to her. It's different. I think it also depends. Like

(35:02):
I said, that's probably what ifyou're an X or anything like that.
Most of people, and I'm thisis gonna be general, so fucking I'm
playing up front. Most of thepeople that got good box that are exes
me, stay crazy and other otherfour factors, like the box is good,
but you just a crazy ass bitch. I can't. I can't so

(35:22):
exactly. So you know, I'vebeen with somebody, but that's only the
box ain't hitting up. That's whatI'm saw on Friday night, everybody.
Yes, it's crazy. So that'swhat I'm saying, Like, that's the
reason why this is the baby mamasX get better snatch. That's yeah,

(35:45):
okay, so there's no competition.It's too for better snatch. For me,
it's this is not a this isnot a this is not something you
want to win. Walk away.Now. You you've been with him for
two years. He's been knocking todrag down for two years. And she
whipped your ass and you the dumpsteryou've got to cut to get you,
all right. He didn't protect you. He watched you. That's w W

(36:07):
match. He knew, he knewthe ending of this and the fact that
he scared her, He scared ofher. It was also that too,
he fears her but loves me.Nah, that's not it. Listen,
that's what he told. That's threequick strikes. Yeah, yeah, she
definitely got right. Don't get abetter snatch? All right? Every next
one, Okay, here we goanother, the next one. I ain't

(36:32):
never nah, that's the next one. I was. I ain't never heard
about the leaven a woman that hegave like some crazy fanatisic like who want
to fuck that up? I mean, it's a successful depending. But if
it's crazy, if it's crazy,it's crazy. No tan. If you
get some crazy tizzy like like whosomebody's volunteerily going out loving for some other

(36:58):
crazy tizzy, that's you're just awow man that like all you just can't
be pleased. It's like I know, I know they're better out there.
Right at that point, you're justyou're delusional. Something is mentally wrong with
you. Because for the Holy Grail, you get a got up ten thousand,
you're going to looking for twenty thousand. Crazy because I'm more ambitious.

(37:19):
We we we can't. I know, I'm gonna hate on you because I
feel like this is just fucking stingyand like you give us a bad rap.
It's bad because you could have justbeen fing grateful, like all right,
next scenario because you just want toexist. We know that next scenario.
Straight man, straightness and all caps. This is the first guy responding

(37:43):
to the first. I'm a straightman. Five eleven two and forty pounds.
Mike glfriend of three years found penniesin my car. She woke the
whole neighborhood of demand that I tellher, Oh what fat bitch left her
drawers in your car. Those aremy panties. I like to wear freaky

(38:07):
things under my clothes. But Icouldn't say anything. I felt so powerless
as she slipped my tires and puta tire iron through my windshields? How
do I tell her that I liketo wear panties, that I'm the fat
bitch's hey? Do uh? Ifeel like Tim mister because he was too

(38:40):
busy. How it's just weird.No, it's definitely weird. But I
think it is you let your tiesand you want to get slashed out for

(39:02):
some shit? Did you Jamen enjoydoing? But it was she woke up
the whole neighborhood. So like yourneighbor from t B that you chopping up
without the mail box. So let'slet's let's let's go. Let's assume she's
black. Either way, that's eitherway. The neighborhoods getting woken up in

(39:22):
your tires. It's like because hebecomes honestly, I like wearing part is.
Oh, so you know she's gonnago to the other round or that
the hole? So you I mean, honestly, you could have just lied
like your sister, bitch. Nowyou want the whole neighbor to know it's
your sister. And then she waswild, I'll call her sister, and
then like a right, I lied, it's me because you have me out

(39:43):
here from the whole neighborhood. Iwant about to tell you because the brothers
coming down. But I mean saythat saying and jokingly, but there's no
where in hell I'm taking slash tiesand busting and those even for insurance is
all for deductible to this is youyou take? You're not That's not something

(40:04):
you're taking to your grave. You'relike at this point, I mean,
I mean, because she don't knowthat you're wearing the parties, lets you
tell her. I mean, butyou wanna take a body that you didn't
take because your Winch shield and tiresversus. I mean, everybody in this
situation, what are you more?And this is what are you personally?

(40:27):
I know this this is not atoime thing, but if this was your
thing, what are you more worriedabout the controlling that situation? Because you
got me what the situation? I'mlike, oh, she worried about the
neighbor, Okay, But what I'mjust saying, like the whole physical damage
piece like all that she could havebeen avoiding like you know what, You're
right, he could have he couldhave known avoided all that ship by saying

(40:50):
it's by saying like you know what, either he put on the body that
he never hit, or he couldhave disclaimed like you know what, live
your truth with yourself, like beingyour own skin. I think there was
no way. Here's the thing though, what what percentage would you put it
out that she'd be like, nigga, you fucking lie exactly, That's what
I'm said. So here's the thing. If she put it at nigga,

(41:12):
you sucking the line, then onceyou said your piece of your truth,
that's up to her the fucking insideand except right. So anything after that
point is just really her acting out, acting out, and or reacting.
I disagreetit. I disagree. Thereason why I disagree is if you've been
with her for two years, threethree years, and you're hidden this,

(41:34):
it's alive by out mission, soyou're not living your truth. You got
caught in something, so so nowyou have so you're tuning to live your
truth. So you're asking somebody toand this goes on throughout life. You're
asking somebody who you like to nowbelieve you, She's not gonna believe them.
That's what I was saying exactly,And honestly, that's so either way,

(41:55):
that's a better game to play.Either way. You're tired to punish
and you're win chills, and nowthe next day and thenrew like so you
like, no, no, no, but but this is the point though,
this is the point that I'm hopefullytrying to convence that before she even
got outside with the sh she kindof in the whip. So you'll be

(42:15):
outside outside, we are outside,But I don't I would like to think
that she didn't go from zero twohunder that quick seconds. She found quietly
and then she found the time nextlike she found she found the panties,

(42:35):
and she had she woke up theneighborhood before she a woman to five panties.
That's not her, like, hey, babe, let's painting of these.
Just no, she definitely be loud, and she definitely gonna try to
cause attention, get more attention.I'm not dying that, so you got
you gotta tell your truth. She'slike, it's okay, neighborhood, he
just like murdered parties just because Honestly, here's the thing. If you if

(43:00):
you want a nigga outside spectation andhe's like, oh, that ain't like
wearing panties, I like, Iain't. I ain't even telling anything like
that. He's trying to get outof that. He's trying in the house
and to get in my pies blackcross. If it's a black girl,
she put them off. I'm tryingto get I'm trying get a ruphole show
like. He's just trying to say, what the fuck you want to get

(43:21):
out of that? That's what he'strying to do. The funniest shout exactly,
That's exactly what I would think ifI'm out his spectator, the funnies
shit about this during the last twoeyes, How do I tell her that
I like to wear panties, thatI'm the fat at that point? This
is how this is how I like, all right, I believe this nigga,
Like, but you're just not You'rejust not gonna these words gonna come

(43:44):
out of it. Isn't not thetruth? You be like, all right,
this is a lie. I triedit. It didn't work because this
is a thing. Though, ifI'm if this really is the thing.
I'm sure he got more than one, right, right, Yeah, he
got honest hearts. He can't goto the collection like nigga, how many
like this is a lot. Somy guy, this is a louse lose

(44:05):
situation for you. That's bad foryou. You can't tell her. She
just gotta believe that you're a dog. You're out here knocking. He's jokes
down and you've got to start.See. But I don't. I ain't
about lying on my dick though,Like if you're not, ain't knocking a
body. But it's like I'm nottaking I'm just I'm not taking unaffilly the
unclean bodies on my dick because thisis this bad calm altogether. He just

(44:25):
gotta just for that. Now,I gotta down, just say, because
I did, he gotta eat it. I think you gotta eat it.
I don't know many like look either. I mean he I don't know this
lady. I don't know if shewould be into a guy who likes to
wear panties. But you gotta yougotta think this is chopped and I gotta
go. I ain't know what funny, man, I don't they really are

(44:52):
they women? You know? I'mjust saying like women at funny because they're
not. They're not accepting of menand anything outside of the norm or masculine.
That's what I'm saying based on thefirst two examples. All right,

(45:12):
yeah, yeah, I set mypiece. You gotta it's definitely lose,
lose. If this panties life isfor you, take the l and move
on and keep wearing and keep youknow, keep wearing silky things. All
right this nah, she was notabout grand panties. Oh Jesus, what
you're losing. We'll see, we'llsee. The third ends, all right,

(45:39):
I said. The first one wasstarted out this is the drake.
But I couldn't do this first.Okay, it's starting before it started as
it started as a TikTok challenge.My wife stimulated sexual do to prove to

(46:00):
laugh longer than me. She couldn't. Then you wanted to try something different,
A strap, A strap with afake dick attached. I said no,
she so basically packing. She promisedme one hundred dollars if I let
her try. I needed the moneybadly. Well, bro well, it

(46:27):
was horrible enough, but my wifestanding behind me and yelling shut up and
taking like a man really made mefeel strong, and she only gave me
forty dollars. I don't think ourmarriage can survive this advice. Nah,
I'll tell you right now that rightthere is for lights and for tweets or

(46:52):
for reasons. That's not a realsituation. All right, I'm talking.
It sounds fake. There's two much. I'm desperate in a marriage where I
need a hundred dollars from my fuckinglife. You got me fucked up?
Yeah, that's just screams cap.That'sh screams fake news. She screams.

(47:13):
The shape is no marriages that don'tshare bank accounts, and my money is
my money, So I believe thatcould be plausible. I don't agree with
that. However, niggas everybody don'tcare, will shake. I don't care
that we don't share bank accounts.Listen, a hundreds for my wife?

(47:36):
I fuck no, Thankfully, thankfullywe've been blessed. But don't believe.
Don't believe. They ain't folks outhere what a hundred dollars is? God
damn get so. I just saidwe've been blessed. I need that,
So it's people's gets paid for fortydollars. I ain't going that's just people

(48:00):
needing one hundred dollars. That's justnow one the rest of the rest of
that ship. That bro police hadthat call, my man said, and
she gave me like, so I'veseen the TikTok counts. The TikTok count

(48:28):
is real. Where so the batmanstell The wife said, all right,
you're talking about this. Yeah,yeah, so that part is that part
of really fun. And she couldn'thandle it. But then she she said,
I do well. She she said, I'm in the nigga a double
dog Gary And he didn't go forit at first, so he's like,
all right, So she knew myman was down bad, like, I'll

(48:52):
give you one hundred dollars because Iguess whatever. You know, everybody's marriage
is different, like you said,people have different bank accounts now that ship.
That's crazy to me, Like it'sweird that I need one hundred dollars
and she don't, like we're married, Like that's weird, that's weird.
Separate bank accounts are not Like forme to need a hundred dollars badly and
my wife has it is crazy.So but I don't think. Look,

(49:15):
it's like there are true live situationswhere somebody is just ship with their money,
like why don't you have one hundreddollars because you don't wasted your old
check. You just get so theirsituations. No, no, I'm not.
I'm not just kind of that.I just think in my head and
how I've lived my life for thelast thirty six years, that's just not
a scenario I could ever picture.But like for you, yeah, yeah,

(49:36):
like it's not even like I gotto open my asshole. You don't
have to. That is a wholeI'm trying to this neverucker was DOWNNDS a
whole sort. I pray I'm neverdown that fucking But even for even bitch
you don't love me, you howto contemplating my asshole for I shut up

(50:00):
shout out her kicking like a man, that's her. That's the double standard
that they would get away with itif you do that shit and still be
feminine. If you go to defendthe first tweet what's today man called the
folding out of his ass because thatwas his kick. You got to defend
her because she's no. I mean, this isn't defend because that's how they
get off a natural off bus.Because they had the double standard the way

(50:22):
they can literally cross both lines andnobody would give a fuck because men don't
give a fuck. She said,shut up about taking like a man what
women do, and he took itlike and he too. I don't know
how. And now he had tohave been squatching or screaming, because why
else would you tell me to shutup unless I was being a few gold
about what's happened to me? Andthen she threw she threw two twenties at

(50:45):
him. She did, he didn'tright that. I mean if she told
me shut up and taking like aman. At the end, you're supposed
to give me a hundred, butyou only give me forty. You're not
giving it to me like or fortymore. Yeah, putting this ones,
put that shy ones in my face. That's even crazy. We're fighting even

(51:06):
if he gave it to me infive I'm pissed we're fighting. Forty ones
is crazy? Like yeah, likeyou want to be like man, I'm
gonna fank you right. Yeah,he's got not like a man ship.
Nah, but he probably couldn't atthis point like it. Yeah, I
agree, your marriage can't can't survivethis, my guy? Yeah, yeah,

(51:31):
yeah, I said earlier on theshow that I'll try to fight but
he can't possily y'all. Y'all's notbased on a good fund. Yeah,
I mean and honestly not ever marriedto be equally yoke, but it's just
like, yeah, y'all foundation iscrackling already, because my boy, if
you need a hundred bucks and yougotta get paid for it, that ship

(51:52):
is wild. Yeah, Like howwhat's the fallout from that? Because like
y'all break up, she comes like, yeah, I sucked him in the
ass. Its like basically this oneshe got. She said, if she
got it like that, he mighthave he might Calamon with the alimal It's

(52:17):
called Calamon. That's your name.Yeah you never heard that word before,
but that's what That's what Britney spearshusband is getting, right, Yeah,
he has some money coming name.Yeah, that's right, all right.
I think the rest of them iscrazy about this hundred dollars. Man,

(52:45):
it's ain't even about the hundred dollars. Just like bitch, what like like
if even if I weren't even attemptto even perch my loves to say,
like I need un like to fixmy lips to say, bay, I
need one hundred dollars like that ship. It doesn't even men. That shouldn't

(53:07):
even sound right. It doesn't evencome out right. Now, here's the
thing. If I need cash andI got cash in the thing, like
you got cash, I need thatcash, and I give it right back
to you once I get to theaccount, that's no problem. Yeah,
I need cash because this is likea dire situation where it requires cash in
my pocket. But nah, likelike she transfer forty dollars for four tens

(53:35):
on, it don't matter how thatshould come. Like we're fighting actual cash.
I'd be worse because he needs themother. So if he came out
now and cash, yeah, butyou gotta put for that ass. Don't
you try to account? You're mad, like, oh you gotta came,

(53:59):
But be all right next Jack,I'm a dude, another dude. My
girlfriend is for most pregnant. Shehas two jobs. Anything for me.
She has two jobs and she'll doand she'll do anything for me. I
love her. I'm torn because Iknow our relationship will change once the baby

(54:21):
arrives. See, I don't planto stick around. I'm not changing diapers
or getting up in the middle ofthe night. I hate noise. I
couldn't stand the crying. I wantedto suspend our I couldn't stand the crying.
I wanted to suspend our relationship untilthe kid can walk, talk,
and it's probably trained. How toconvince her to give us a break for
a few years, Bro, don'tkill yourself. Fuck out of here,

(54:47):
SELFISO, bitch, yeah, fuckyou, Yeah, that's just funny,
you know, fucking asshole. Sohere's the thing. Before I am married,
before well I had kids, Isaid the exact same shit. I
ain't changed no papers, I ain'tget up the middle of night. I
said that knowing damn well, Iwas lying yeah, but it sounded good,

(55:12):
And I was like, I hopeshe writing because I ain't doing this
shit. But I know very damnwell, Like what kind of shit is
that? Like, ain't crazy?You gotta be fucked up by him.
I'm not gonna be a father tomy fucking kid. I mean he didn't
say forever, no, I meannothing, but like it don't matter.
Here's the thing. If I hada situation similar to that, whereas I

(55:36):
had a willing, enabled partner tonever say like, yeah, you don't
want to do anything to me,like talking party training. I'm like,
what parallel universe is this? Right, because because that would't be dope.
But at the same time, it'sso much that you miss out on in
those first two years that just likethat's the ship that people cling onto as

(55:59):
per yea, that they still thinkabout when they eighteen eighteen. I still
re when you was just like thislittle ship running my diaper, like a
little ship diaper or something like that. I mean, that's the ship that
you think about, like you're agrown woman, I'm still thinking about you
being like two years old, likethat face if you've been two year old

(56:20):
and smiling or whatever, it's gonnabe. It's gonna be a part of
my life whatever, So fuck him, grow the fuck up and like the
hand in the hip. Yeah,put your big boy pants on. What
you gotta dor miss with that bullshit? Fuck him? I agree, it's
nat He's a nasty I think it'sbold to admit that. Oh yeah,

(56:44):
I mean it's not really amazing becauseI mean Twitter and chep up crazy.
All right, you know what yougotta do? You gonna ask? Yeah,
all right here the next one froma lady m Yes. It started
as a role play. Who theTi. So the TikTok is to Johanna,

(57:07):
but the twitter is from but sheposted all these The twitter is from
six brown chicks. So people areasking these six brown chicks this advice,
but she posted all of them onher TikTok and she's reacting to that.
No, it's not play. Thisis from a late It started as a
role play. My man is Baptistand quiet and bad. He's Baptist and

(57:30):
quiet, so he's religious and he'squiet and bad. So I whispered to
him. I whispered, am Iyour dirty little bitch who say it fucked
me? Like you hate? Whoa? That excited him? Now the name

(57:52):
calling him bed has gone too far. Him? You want a new daddy
for those roach kids, don't youroach? I hate roaches? And and
why don't you pay your bills?You rangedy bitch and the most hurtful one

(58:20):
new wig but no future? Ohno, the sex is better, but
these insults ain't aren't sexy, andI think he means them advice. You
go with the door offen, yo, I don't understand the courtlation. Basically,

(58:50):
this guy and he's living in lifeor whatever. Listen, But then
you know it was that's all theBaptist piece that religious. That's not that's
not the point of that. Youare all religious. You know. What's
the point is Cereal was about.I won't call where we're talking to specific

(59:15):
I won't say the okay maybe somethingeven still even still we know what the
meeting this, Yes, right,she had a square turned that man into
Right now that he's with the ship, you don't want to reel him back

(59:37):
to a square nasis. But I'msaying, though you open up pandoors,
mant live with it, annual,correct the curve the behavior. So it's
just like, honestly, what sheshould do is meet him with his same
energy. Meeting with his same fuckingenergy, come right back Out'm like,

(59:59):
yeah, you tell supposed to havewith your little dick ass or something like
that. I don't know, justbut like meeting with the same as like
oh yeah, well, well shegotta say true shit because I said she
thinks he means this shr again again. The three things were the new Daddy
for those roach kids, don't youI hate roaches? And why don't you

(01:00:23):
pay your bills? You raggedy bitch? Right? And then of course the
one I heard her the most Yeah, new wig, no future, I
be saying that mid stroke. Yeah, I don't even like say how he
got a new wig with you?How she supposed to one up bigger came
back, he came out, Yeahright, so I don't know she backfire.

(01:00:45):
That made just me stay swimping.He may have some ship, he
may have some ship. The wholeshe said. He was like, listen,
I felt your pussy right like,this is the only things I was
like, I ain't used to fuckingmake it mine. That's because your ass
got a chest like a man.Like all right, now, ain't you

(01:01:12):
said I had enough for your kid? You know, like you little room
mother. No, I mean sohonestly I doubt you over here as a
no reaction, yeah, like nah, match that energy and see how far
fucking goes. Because did I tellyou everything you need to nobody religious ass
as whatever. I wasn't. Iwas on this fucking hard about you and

(01:01:34):
your roach kids and your I wasn'trespected. I wasn't expected his response.
I was tracking the story. Iwas because what did she say to get
him gone? She said, becauseshe was right, and she was like,
she was like, oh me dirty, and during a little bit sh
yeah, well, I mean sayit fuck me like you hate me.

(01:01:54):
And my man was like, okay, Like well, I mean I say,
I'm gonna say everybody, but you'vebeen in that situation where you're all
right cool. I pushed a littleback. You said that, man like,

(01:02:15):
I don't know what. I don'tknow what got into me, honest,
too far to me. But two, this is what you enjoyed the
life. Yeah. Yeah, it'salways been one of those times. It's
like that she's not going for that, and she a mented up its a

(01:02:37):
no. Yeah. I thought shetrot me about it, but she's not.
But I mean looking at her whenshe she precursored, she was like
like, oh yeah, he's he'sgoing to say kids, dirty rosy man.
Another one was what she say likelike I think sense sha, why

(01:03:01):
don't you pay you? Yeah,that's out hey. I was like,
I'm trying to pay you a bill, responding I do watch this. I
mean at this point, you don'tlike buzzy if you said some shit like
that, w ain't not supposed totalk your ass out draws. She said

(01:03:22):
it was good, she said,got better, but the insults aren't sexy.
And I think he means all likeI agree with your time. I
mean if you match energy, Yeah, match your energy and see if that
evens it out. But he's upthree, He's up three on the series
and nobody, nobody has come backthree ship. If I got conversation,

(01:03:50):
it isn't the thing though. Heup three O. But I ain't never
not seen a woman that being evenpresent man is. But yeah, so
I know she got one in thechamber just much as he probably too.
So like she gets the right oneoff, he'd be like I came out
as she Like, what the fuck? I ain't got ahead of this.

(01:04:12):
I don't want this shit. Ifinished. We can talk about that all
right. Next one. This isa confession or not really, it's those
kind of same ship, but it'sfrom a dude. Oh, my girl
has a crush on Michael. Mygirl has a crush on Michael B.
Jordan's so much so that we wentto the cinema to watch Cree three together.

(01:04:38):
She figured herself during all his scenes. I feel kind of disrespected.
Shall I let this slide? Yeah? Bro, I beg I hope.
I'm like she gonna figure So she'stalking to God, you're already you're already
here. We'll stop me thinking aboutbut he got then go long long social

(01:05:01):
the other day. Go well,we don't think figuring yourself in the movie
theater is crazy? No, notweird. I mean, yeah, what's
wrong with it? So wrong?W So what we're together, We're in
the theater together and this other niggerturns you on so much that you have

(01:05:27):
to believe yourself next to me.Because I'm if I'm in a situation,
I'm not affended. No, I'mnot. I'm not offended because it maybe
because I'm not offended because I'm thinking, like one of the chances of her
actually fucking might be joy. That'sprobably what's random my head, because that's

(01:05:47):
like me struggling in front of yourgirl. See, that's what I think.
You guys are missing a very battlepoint of this just in front of
you. Like you guys are sittingyou were arm in arm watching this movie
that Michael B. Jordan comes out, you like, get off me,
Nigga puts, she pushes me away. Nah, I think you guys are

(01:06:13):
downplaying this situation. This is nota I have my alone time. This
is my own thoughts. I'm doingmy own ship. This is we went
to this movie together. My manis on the screen and I can't even
control myself in public next to myboyfriend husband, whatever you want to call
it. I've gotta I gotta flipit off. Now. Yeah, I'm

(01:06:38):
not downplaying it. I hear whereyou're coming from. I understand where you're
coming from. ID even resonate,But so you let it slide. You.
You acknowledge that it's crazy. Yes, but it's crazy. But I'm
going that's not a fight. I'mhere to win. I don't want to

(01:06:59):
win that fight. So so youthink, now if if, if,
if she worse even man as hison the screen. You in the movie
there, you're like, I gottaI can't let this one go. And
now you are, let's back inthe meet that out that's uh, you
gotta be like, baby, justgotta let this. I'm not gonna say

(01:07:20):
this one and done for men becauseobviously men can well guess as much as
women do, right, But essentiallythe movie there. The only thing that's
wrong with that is that if aman gets caught, it will be seen
pervish. It's not about being caught, it's about that name between you and
your lady. She wouldn't like itright, she would, she would hate

(01:07:43):
it. She may bee be offendedby, she may be disgusted by.
But then being a question of thereaction of does she let it go or
does she need to be something wouldbe mad at that other thing. You
think the average I want to makeit broad, the average lady would let
the average lady they go no,for sure, like you the average lady

(01:08:04):
in a movie theater is not letthat go no. But to that point,
I don't think the band is likethe precursor is that he knows who
gets his lady. I think everybodyknows, like everybody knows. If you

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don't know, I think that Iwant you know that your your significanther has
has But I think the respect partof it is that shit stays. You
know, everyone has there a longtime. Everything I have there together,
does anybody else and didn't know thatshe's doing that to him. It's not
about anybody else. It's about you. But it's about you knowing you You

(01:08:48):
are next to your woman while sheis aroused enough by another man to finger
backs herself in public. No regardfor consequences. I just hit my Michael,
just crazy, no regard for consequences, like I gotta get this nut

(01:09:10):
off now because Michael B. Jordanis on screen. Oh he's on screen.
I'm chilling. Oh he's back.I'm back at it being ballon ball.
That's what she's doing watching the Lakersgame, is That's what I'm saying,
watching this game right now, waitingfor waiting for a sidelines slop slop
me off. It's not about you. She's not worried about you, and

(01:09:33):
I'm not worried about her. Itis the thing if she is getting her
so to the point of arousal oragain, I feel like she pointed up
something my big while she's doing too. So I'm like, well, come
on and top off. You knowwhat pissed me off that I don't get
an action? That would Yeah,that'd be that'd be a deal breaker.

(01:09:56):
Yeah. Yeah, she's probably.I mean she she probably satisfied herself enough
in the movie. She's tired,don't touch me. It's very possible.
It's very possible. Listen. Icould be the point that she likes so
lit right now, like I wantedto feel something inside now and now now
you're inside of her. But nowthere's a there's a thought not keep in

(01:10:20):
through your mind. I don't thinkI care, though I don't. I
don't think I did your wife.I don't think I care. There's almost
I'll say this, it is almostlike a fictional nigga like this Michael B.
Jordans. That's never gonna happen,all right. We all got our
own little blah blah blah. Nowif it's a dude I know from the

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street, right, I mean thatif your neighbor's coming to grass and she's
out there on the porch like,yeah, it's crazy, we got a
problem. But I'll fight everybody.But even still, I feel like her.
Again, a lot of I thinka lot of these situations, you
won't know how you feel about yourin it. And I am of the
that right now. Niggas's room aredownplaying how that would feel if it happened

(01:11:05):
to them. So here's what I'msaying. I'm gonna say something, but
I'm not gonna be overly. I'mlike, what you I'm not gonna sleep
even though me I've been locked intothe movie. No, don't even know
that's what you doing? All right? That is crazy talking to me like

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there were no subtimes. But Ihad to say exactly, because I'm not
the one of the fall sple movies. Like when I started watching movies,
I'll be locked in to be fallingasleep. I mean, how does she
know? That's not how I fallasleep? No, I mean that's the

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only thing. I think. Ithink we getting too hung up on the
fact that it's in the public placeor that it's not that I think.
I mean, because I think itadds more to it. Because his thing,
y'all watch Creed three at home andshe laid in a bit that seed
and she stop finger blass, likeyou look at that as an opportunity to
stop sucking, right if No,two things one because I know that because

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he goes in knowing Michael B.Jordan is on the list of her drink
so whether it's at home or not. And then again as a pattern,
right, like all the movies goingon, Michael Jordan's on screen. This
is what you hear Michael Jordan's screen. Oh he's bad. I'm like,

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that's crazy. It's not about publicit's not about it's that she not even
feels comfortable, like she doesn't carethat you are there. It's like she
need care about her films need careabout film, about giving her myself to
some to another nigga, Well,I'm dare about But do you care about
getting her feelings when you can hearmy phone? Do I care about my

(01:13:08):
feelings when I'm getting? Care abouther feelings when you're getting? But I'm
not so I'm not savage like others. I've never in my life stroked it
by my wife. So I'm prospectableenough to be like, all right,
even though you know you know you'renot doing it yet, you're not fulfilling

(01:13:30):
her duties today, I'm not gonnajust I'm not saving. I don't have
the savage bone in my bidy watchthis. So so I don't so to
your to your question, I don'tcare about her feelings when I'm handling that
business in my own private time.But it's never there's never been a time

(01:13:53):
to like, I man, butI need it. Can we give you
a book? I yeah, keepit when you show it? Are you
thinking about your wife? Not exactly? So, so I'm keeping it about

(01:14:14):
wax on wax. I'm keeping abouton wax every single time. No,
there are times where I'm using no, no, no, no, I'm
there every time where I'm using thescenario and I'm getting there and I'm to
the point, and then when iknow I'm at the end, I put
us in that scenario. There areso there are times when that happens,

(01:14:36):
but no, the whole lead upof it. No, I'm not like
all right, but there are timeswhere I'm like, you know, oh,
if this was me painting this Picassowith my wife, that would be
lit. And then I'm like,yeah, I think that. I think
that's fair. Yeah, I thinkthat's fair. I don't say that's fair

(01:14:59):
because yes, there are times whereI can think about my wife and that's
something for me and I'm bothering yourchicken. But the goal on a limb
and say, times it happen andit's not a fair fight, yea,
regardless of if you, I meanregardless if you buy her or she's buy
you. I think for one's waytoo much ego pride involved to say like

(01:15:30):
like because it sounds very chauvinistic tosee him say like, nah, you
really get your rocks up to anothernigga buy me? Like that's fucked up,
Like, but we can see itgoing private and crank that drink out
to whom God private. I mean, but private is privately, But just
because it's private doesn't mean that it'sstill to your wife or something to That's

(01:15:54):
not what I mean. I madethe stadt. Yeah, here's the thing.
I mean, private is privately fora reason. But let's let's just
say if that private wasn't private,it's still not gonna change how you visioning
that going about that, which isbecause I feel like, but that's what
I'm saying, Like, don't Iwant to say, I don't want to.
I want to say, don't letthat be the excuse. But just

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like this is keep it about becauseif you take the private off of it
and you went public, are youchanging your your your roller bank or your
space next to me? Crazy?This is why he is the thing.
This is what I equated to,and it's on I think it's a lesser
scale than this. Like you yougoing out and y'all in public, you

(01:16:38):
walk by some great sweats, likedamn, you got a big dick crap,
Just that it's on the same level. It's in front of you and
she's saying to her thoughts out loud, what you next to it? Because
you know she's not like or yougoing out like Hey, you see how
big her ass was. Unless yourrelationship like that. She's next to you
saying Michael B. Jordan, She'slike, oh, like she is telling

(01:16:59):
you all all the way down tothe part. It's that part. It's
based on your relationship. I thinkbased on your relationship determines where they're not
descoring. All right, fund thatrelationship, but based on Okay, I'm
gonna stay on my lemon. Everybody. Everybody has your own private ship.
Next to me is crazy. Hegot not social. You have to day

(01:17:21):
go oh yeah, that was thisquestion. Let's slide. Letting slide?
Tim you still love the slide?Well, there's caveats with the letter like
that. I gotta get some afterwards. I gotta get some afterwards. I
don't know, Like, yeah,that's that's questionable. So if you do

(01:17:44):
it next times you up on wayhome, I gotta wait. I mean,
you can get it. If yougotta wait to get sex, you
should have to wait to get sex. I know. But if I did,
but I can get the top.I'm getting sex. I said,
if you're gonna talk me off,you talked me off at the same time
in the movie. Yeah, ifyou didn't get talk of in the movie

(01:18:06):
and she tapped you off on myown and then don't give you sex of
that is that still good enough foryou? You have to have sex.
I have to have the top inthe movie. I gotta get the sex.
It sounds weird, but doing itor we need I need I needed
a Yeah, there's no scenario whereyou can get your nut off in the

(01:18:29):
car or at home. So yes, sexually not that public says, you
know, no public I would give. I mean I would bring it out.
I don't. I don't have toget hold like I would. But

(01:18:50):
anyway it counteracts. So if you'regonna lay, might con be joining like
your excitement from that. But yeah, all right, well you gotta Yeah.
I chose not to watch cree Throughbecause I knew exactly what everyone wanted
to watch cree thro for. Whatwas that like two niggas uh fighting?

(01:19:10):
I never watched the Creed in mylife. It just never the major took
it serious. I think I watchedthe first In the second one, he's
a John Major watching Yeah, underrated, underrated him. Way to go under

(01:19:35):
Bravo, my god, bravo.All right, I think we all give
our final where we're gonna move up. Um, this is a quick one.
This is just we're just gonna answer. Yes, another this one.
All right. My boyfriend and Igot into a fight and we decided to
take a break from each other.He changed his profile picture of the future.

(01:19:56):
Should I be worried? H Ijust fu a bit everything. If
you're just staying for is a problem. Yes, Yeah, he's not coming
back. He's full streets. Yes, he got eight kids at this point.

(01:20:16):
Right, it's only been a month. It was a long month.
I'm gonna say his life during thatbreak is going to be so, Yes,
should be worth you, should bevery fun. There's a question.
Do y'all agree with breaks not?Um, So it depends on how you

(01:20:41):
frame the break. If you're like, it's a break, yeah, that
break is that because I'm just talkingabout but that's one long story short or
like even from significant a little relationships. If you canna play the monogamous game

(01:21:02):
and like becling to one person,you're basically playing at it to get to
married. So they ain't no breaks, no breaks. So if you take
a break, break, we fuckingdone. I can play the chance and
hope that we may get back together. But if we don't break like it's
free fucking game, so there's nochech thing as a for you and maybe

(01:21:24):
others, it's like, oh,we're taking a break where we're just chilling,
like we're taking a break. You'retaking a break, and you knock
to think down. I'm not knockingthings down, but if they want to
knock me down or provide to getknocked down, I'm knocking that. It
was gonna break. It was like, oh, you're on your rocket.
Who from France? We're on yourrocket. We were on a break.

(01:21:45):
We have a break for a reason. I don't agree with breaks. Because
I said we want to break abreak. I'm free to do whatever the
fuck I want. You said,you said you are a relagual ship.
My responsibility to be a monogymous work. Yeah, because that's like, what
are you gonna do? I'm gonnasix months? No. I mean,
if I'm on a break from work, it means I'm not working. So

(01:22:08):
I'm worry. I'm not going towhatever happens between the times I find a
job, I get at a career. I saw an entrepreneur. That's all
the time that you went around.Sorry so sorry, And then this vice
versa two. So was or nothing. So if you go dog shit crazy
and get get plumbled by guys,then I have accept that too. On
your way back, here's a question. You gotta be a friend, Yeah,

(01:22:30):
Cleane, the question. You goon the break. Let's say it's
a six month break, and thenget back and you're trying to get back.
But in that six months, sheknocked down ten niggas. She let
it all out, and you're goodeven if there's no number, there's no
number in that six months that you'relike that, because it was because of

(01:22:51):
the number. I feel that waspre played. I thought nigga's nigga's good.
I mean, if you're if you'reopen for business, bitch, No,
no, no, let's see whatthe carnival wait time, I think
it in front of all and thisis a tangent you'll hear about, you

(01:23:13):
know, chance without the carnival cotssome mass and it's a big problem.
We can be quick about this reaction, definitely, like that's you go.
It's a cultural thing. You goto carnival, your captains a mask,
you know, the guys are yougot I think I think it's the head
getting caught from the dancing perspective thatharder now if he actually smashed Okay,

(01:23:38):
no, he didn't. Sam talkingabout just the dancing, the dances because
he was wonder, that's a sideof respect. Good wait, good game.
You know you saw his face afterwardshe was like, oh god,
yeah, get out. That's acultural thing, like like, nah,
I like the people talking about all. No, it's what carnival is about.

(01:24:00):
You catch a random ask and youmove on. You never it's nothing
more right, It's all about nowis it different than the moment if your
girl is with you, If yourgirl with you're not catching You're not catching
ass in that way. Honestly,I don't think if you're at carnival with
your girl you're catching random ask likeas a song gets lit. Yeah,

(01:24:24):
I'm gonna catches my wife's So Idon't that I don't disagree with you,
but I just don't so. UmSo, let me put this scenario out
there and you guys can tell mehow it's gonna go, because I can't
say it's the cultural thing when I'mnear by myself and then when i'm mel
with my wife's not. The culturalthing is to you at the party to

(01:24:45):
catch ass you're just you, justlike you're dancing, dancing if you're a
part of that for other guys,that's what I'm saying. I'm just talking
about the dancing. I don't talkingabout so just let me getting fucked.
So let me just put this sceniaout there and I yeah, no,
no one's getting fuck Like that's thething I think people are missing on.
You're not going to Carnival. Wellno, I won't say that either,

(01:25:06):
but people do get body again.But just the dance part that is not
the lead until we're gonna fuck.That's the club. That's just the club
shit in In every other part ofthe world, when you're in the club
outside of Carnival, if you're keptin some assroom checking like hey yo,
I'm trying to what's up. Butat Carnival, it's like this is what
this is the part. There areno bodies that get caught from Yeah,

(01:25:30):
of course, of course, Imean many bodies. But you said you
said the bodies. I was like, that's not to say that that's not
the goal. It's not nigga getgrinded up by a lady at Carnival is
not depicted the same way as Iagree with you were talking talking about the
culture in terms of the carnival,like that is the baseline. It's not

(01:25:53):
a lead or segue, right rightright, It's not an automatic leads to
ask. So so here's scenario andI just, you know, tell me
what it looks like to you guys, You and your girl, your wife.
I want to keep it as generalpossible. Go to carnival together.
Let's say wife, because I thinkthat makes it more real. You and
your wife go to carnival together.You're at you're at the fete, you're

(01:26:16):
at the party or whatever it is, and you know, ladies is working,
everyone's having a good time. Youwould be with your wife from a
phone, Nika. You'd be withyour wife to see you see just like
you know, a regular carnival situationis you're just chilling. There's an ass

(01:26:38):
with movement right next year and youturn and you're like, I'm gonna get
So that's how it works. Yes, so your wife is there, you
guys a little bit more nuanced,but yeah, no, your wife is
there. The ass is moving toyour right your and your wife is to
your left. You're going to makethe conscious move to turn to your right.

(01:26:59):
And get on the ass. I'mgonna go on record and say it's
a reason why we don't go achrdval together, and then I agree,
I want are if it worked,because that's even though that's an awkward situation
to put both of you in.So that's my that's my answer the question.

(01:27:23):
But that's why I said it's multienanswer the question because of a guy
jumped on her ass and then brightan she went at it. Yeah,
and that you have if you wereto do it, you have to have
the same metality right, And alsoshe started talking on another thing right there.

(01:27:44):
Well, but here's a question.Isn't like, oh, you started
asking with this bitch because I wasdancing, Like then it becomes that combative
ship and that sense. Yeah,I will say that is easy to come
sometimes with that. But I saidit depends on the levels. No,
no, I don't think no.No, levels have nothing to do with

(01:28:05):
it. If you are volunteering yourselfto go to a carnival offected, whatever
the games may be, right,you are participated in the culture, whether
that you are original too, likeyou come from the origin of from or
you are participating in that and beinga a spectator or just another person that

(01:28:27):
experience. So answer the question,no, it doesn't. But honestly,
for me, it depends on whichone said more and the right one hit
more than the wife. Like allright, I had to Joe. The
right one doesn't mean I don't lovemy wife. Doesn't mean I don't love
my wife. But no, no, man, we can't have a good

(01:28:50):
fu time. I think that's alreadysaid before we gotta play. So I
I I, in that regard,agreed to a sense if you're going too
it, because if you it,it goes to that equally. Okay,
okay, no, no, butnocause, like I said, I started

(01:29:12):
off, I started off, Isaid, this is why we don't go
to Yes, yes, so ifwe do go to carnival, And like
I said, she's not as afluid as those who are about that.
But all right, cool, allright, we get all going blah blah,
but I see somebody and I'm good. And I said, that's the
thought process. I think if ifyou have that thought process, yes,

(01:29:34):
but also that also goes with youbecause if you go to the carnival and
you this with somebody that you knowyou can't handle, you get running the
fuck out like it works than ahouse party. Like. Yeah, so
if you know that your wife isn'tas a fluid in terms of that life,
in terms of carnival or a culturelike you are, you wouldn't enjoy

(01:29:56):
yourself going. So what it's like, Yeah, Now what I say is
levels, like there are certain thingsthat you won't do, like I'm not
gonna go. And then I got, you know, the extreme carnival level
where I got the girl picked upmid the air. Okay, a little
different, yeah, the regular Yeah, So like I said, that's like
a little two seconds maybe I didn'ttell you, hell, maybe a minute

(01:30:21):
second. This This is why Ithink it's crazy for you guys to say
that. I mean, because evenI think I shall just think about the
premise of the chance video. Thatdream was maybe in and out twenty seconds
tops, right, So that's whatI'm saying. That's so when I say
two seconds, when that's out ofrecording. Yeah, when he was on
the ass, he's already on theass, and he pulled up, and

(01:30:42):
he was pulling up. He wasgetting work too. He was getting worked,
he was getting worn. His manwas holding him out. Yeah,
he was in house party mood.He wasn't a Carnival, and he was,
he was, he was drunk.It's filming himself. So that's why.
But I honestly think, and againwe I prepase all this by saying,
well, we'll never know, we'llnever know, but they're down forty.

(01:31:06):
We'll never know what will be tillin that situation. But I think
first first party at Carnival, nothing'sbeen established adjoint to your right, your
wife's to your left. I thinkit's crazy to thinking's been established, nothing's
been established. You're just that's that'sgrabbing ass. First of all, the

(01:31:30):
ludicrous is you're not talking before youget to Carnival. But that's the other
thing. It's not gonna be asurprised So so how do you pulled up?
How do you broach it? Howdo you how do you started to
Carnival? Were going like, we'regoing to Carnival. I want to catch
ass. No, because honestly,no matter how, no matter how you

(01:31:54):
prevase that conversation, that is thepoint of the conversation, go to having
good. I'm enjoying something, right, all I'm saying that. All I'm
saying, but that is no matterhow you frame me and how you guessing

(01:32:16):
No, that is the point ofthe conversation. Like you said, I
want to have fun. The wayI assume this, the way I assume
this and the way I responded wasthat it was being framed that we had
to clear understand of what kind ofall meant to both of us. Right
we we know exactly what it is. We've been before separately, and we've

(01:32:41):
been mount of times separately, sowe know exactly what it is when we're
there, what it's gonna be likewhen we did together. Nothing is different.
We're just partying together, and there'sgonna be times where I'm gonna find
you and we're gonna have a goodass time, and so many times when
I don't find you or not beenaround you, and we still donna have
a good ass out because the wholevibe is like we're here and we're just
having fun. Ain't none of thatshe coming back home? And none is

(01:33:03):
she going further than one of itis off this motherfucking road, Like we
read to you on the road,that's it, that's it, that's fine,
This road is done. But Ithink I think it's it's done.
I think it's Luke, Like Ihave a conversation and go to I'm tired.

(01:33:23):
It's crateful for sure. So letme ask you to let me ask.
Well, I don't even fun umwe are we are one going just
us. Okay, okay, that'sfine too, but let me it's gonna
be impossible to get this wouldna beimpossible for get that off myself. We

(01:33:43):
mean because she had like mine sistis that when I go everything, and
she was like, I need there'sno way I'm going. And they're going
to be there and she's gonna bethere with them. Okay, so we're
going to get we'll have I mean, but so maybe so maybe so maybe
different parties. So here's the otherquestion. I'm gonna ask you guys,

(01:34:08):
establish what's happening? Yeah, areyou catching at then? You know everybody
she's been. I think she's beenmore times than me. I just want
have been for the best party.And like, so you guys, are
you guys, are you guys gonnacatch I'm catching? Will be she will
she'd be catching? Will you becatching asks? And she'll be giving asks
in the the city of each other? Or you're like, all right,

(01:34:30):
we're gonna we're all gonna we're gonnamake moves and we'll come back together later.
I'm independent with them. If I'mokay with option. If we're going
in terms of group, like ifit's just us going, then there's no
separation. I'm not going even thoughit's a culture. I'm not fitting here
though. She just in the cornerof the party, four niggas around her,

(01:34:56):
Like, yeah, I understand thatif we're going group now with your
checks and they can get that,Okay, I get what you're saying,
Like if it's an item thing orif it's like group things, it's level
to it. Yeah, I expectwhat you're saying that. And also you
don't want to get lost. Imean when when niggas, when we didn't

(01:35:17):
want to get lost on each other, we still didn't do it right.
But I think the only thing that'sat the base of the roof for me
is always like security. As longas I know that she's safe or like
protected, I'm good. But everythingelse is just like I'm I'm not that
ego central, I'm not that prodful. I don't care because I'm very confident,

(01:35:40):
I'm very secure and what I have. But like I said, that's
that's what goes to if you're anif you're not that comfortable, that's safe.
But then don't go there because allyou do is when you're gonna make
it a bad times to be good. But I said, here for a
good time in a long time.If you don't have that conversation front,
you're going to have a bad time. How you having a conversation? Yeah?

(01:36:03):
How does How does the conversation go? I think that's well, I
think it's very easy. It's astraight up conversation. I think it's easy.
It's just like we want to comeon. And she said, yeah,
I'm like, well, game gameshit. But we are about the
culture everyone education. We're just catchasking. You gonna be expected to give

(01:36:26):
as ask you give a I dothink a problem. I'm probably gonna have
some other words. The only theonly realistically speaking, like the fact if
she can give asks, like theodds of that happening. But here's how

(01:36:51):
it comes out. Here's what I'mgetting ready to get to, like,
can you're better about less ask thanyou're gonna get if you're better and getting
asked? And she I think sheI would actually kill for sure, because
I mean, when has it everbeen in the favor of a man.
No, but no, no,no, not about that. It's what
he will do. Like do youthink she'll be about that life Like I'm

(01:37:15):
going out to Carnival and I'm justgonna be or she got or like me
personally, I think she will tossit out, but I think it will
be reserved. Oh so like inlike in the club, like you're gonna
look back to see what's going onand be like yeah, no no no,
not like not the same club,look back to what's going on.
But it's more of like I thinkshe's there to enjoy herself, but also

(01:37:40):
at the same time, I thinkshe will just keep it tasteful. She's
just gonna like overdo it, likeit ain't gonna be like one hundreds lined
up to kind of like good tenthey then had their shot enjoy too many.
No, I'm talking about in likeif you're going to Carnival, that

(01:38:01):
should be there should be no thinkfor me, like it's just like this
is hell limits. Don't fucking goabout this. Don't be a limit.
Oh you gotta don't don't be raisedgetting Jack came rid in the hair.
I see that ship. We yeah, may it's maybe because I believe that
is it is just like being spoken, but don't like I said, and

(01:38:24):
that just don't it's carnival. Soit could escalate quickly because they said,
you got out there, dad,you get you can't expect. I can't
put your Western ideas. No talkabout hard this cultural, this is,
this is, this is what I'llget if you out there and you don't
state your because who you who you? Who you catch your asso, don't
know your limits. So they startedoff at the base and then they transition.

(01:38:46):
You're gonna say, hey, baby, I have never seen in carnival.
But like like you see the nigga, you shoulder, It's like,
what's happening? Is you been thatdropper? Suck him up? That's it
his thing. If you're man enoughto pick her up, you bet in
that driver. So that's all.That's how I feel about it, because

(01:39:09):
now you're in dangerous safety and nowI'm about her security more than about her.
I want her to have fun.I want her to enjoy herself.
And it's nothing. Have no problemwith the jackamer I mean to see you
an't say that. I don't havea problem with it. I think that's
crazy because I think any any naturalman would have a problem with it.

(01:39:31):
So that's what I was saying.But if you go out, you had
to talk right to get him.But I'm not about limiting and ship.
It's just like like, if thatwere to happen, I think you're an
adult, and I think you canmake inform decisions or you're just look at
them now, I don't pick meup. Or if you say do pick
me up, that means you feltcomfortable or confident enough that you can have

(01:39:55):
a situation. But so if thathappens, then you say you would never
have an issue with it it's notspoken on. Doesn't get your kid.
If it's not spoken on and didn'thave that, I get sad it does
happen if you don't speak about its. Wow, yeah, I think that's
the level. But like I said, if you're going, I think that's

(01:40:17):
what it would get to if yourpartner isn't as equally. But then that
makes men be thinking about shit likethat, and I don't think that ship
Like now, you don't want tohear that. If they see you want
to be like yo, the niggashas to pick me up. I gotta
worry. Now, you gotta stopfighting, like like what if? What
if? What if she catching allthat ass? You only get like one
m m yeah, what if it'snot equal? I think it just wasn't.

(01:40:42):
Let's say they won. Let's sayDay won on the back of quick
oof. I there's no way neverbut I don't care. I don't care.
I don't care. How the keyyou are men are still practic.

(01:41:03):
That's crazy. Hold my bag,hold my bag. This this bigga is
about to turn me around. Holdthis bag. You're a girl, hey
time, just keep this? Okay, you get this time? You want
the walk? Can you hold this? It's not getting like you ain't got

(01:41:27):
We talk about the club on theroad. In the club on the road,
on the road, you're on theroad. You're you're outside the line,
not inside. She she in theparade route, you're a spectator,
wade, because they ain't never withyou. That's why that's wow. This

(01:41:53):
this never, this is never sayingwell, I'm not in the parade all
right, I'm always out there.I got two more. I think that
a world end. Then we wecan get out of here. That was
a nice little tangent, though,because I saw that chance ship, I
said I wanted to talk about it. I forgot about it, So I
just think overall. Last word onthat is y'all. Y'all just don't understand
Carnival. Actually you should accidentally fallinto some ship. Yeah, my boyfriend

(01:42:21):
agreed the babysitting my son while Iwent to Atlanta on a girl's trip.
He flew to Cabo. I leftmy son at another woman's house. She
texted me that she had my sonand I had to cash appr A three

(01:42:42):
hundred dollars her babysitting. Also,she's pregnant by him. I needed revenge.
Ideas Carnival so long, Okay,so my girlfriend boyfriend, So the
boyfriend agreed the babysit my son whileI went to Atlanta on girlhood had a

(01:43:05):
girlfriend plan and my boyfriend said,hey, I'll watch your son. He
agreed to that, and then outof nowhere and they could probably hit on
FanDuel was like, Yo, we'regoing to Cabo. I gonna say no
to Carbo, so he said,So he flew to Corbo and left my
son at another woman's out who's pregnantby him. We'll get to well,

(01:43:28):
don't jump the gun because we gottago by the pem bassorations. She texted
me, so I'm in Atlanta.I didn't. I'm thinking, you know
me, my my boyfriend and myson are bonding and you know, getting
shit together. I get a text, I'm coming in. I'm coming to
you as a woman. I gotyour son. I you're you know,

(01:43:55):
let's call him Brandon. Brandon leftyour son with me, and I'm gonna
need three hundred dollars for babysitting.And then somehow in the exchange, she
also finds out, oh, andI'm pregnant by Brandon, and now and
now the lady needs revenge ideas,but she paid three hundred dollars. I

(01:44:21):
mean, I don't know. Imean, first thing is the first thing
is YO, get your son.She said, she's in Atlanta. Even
if she dropped everything, she stillcould watching her. But we don't how
long, whoever, wherever she is, we don't know where. No,
the girlfriend of Atlanta. We don'tknow where they're coming from. If it's
a trip, it's not right,it's not Yeah, So I'm assumed she

(01:44:45):
gotta getting a flight. It's gonnatake her hour. She paid the three
hundred and make sure he is good. You gotta catch at me. Now
it's like random ye good, Yeah, but revenge that there is here?
What's gonna about yourself? Unless hehas a kid out there? Obviously he

(01:45:05):
don't care about the either, Likethere's no revenge. What do you think
though, there's no revenge, norevenge, Like it's not it's it's done
since right, there's there's no revengebecause there's nothing to revenge, Like you've
trusted your boyfriend with your child andhe found it out a super Bowl person,

(01:45:30):
which is somebody that he knocked up. That means y'all not in a
relationship or y'all just not together.I mean, you gotta take that back.
You leave that girl's trip earlier Ithought for a saying that the girl
went to a girl's trip pregnant,and I was like to say, that's
a little different from the new thebabysitter is pregnant by Yeah, that's wow.

(01:46:00):
Hein't on the rest floes because here'sthe thing, you get revengeon still
leaving anyway. Yeah, so mighteven be that person because now it's all
in spite those all out I justhate and that's just wrong. Yeah,
you've been wrong. Who the fuckon? Yeh? He ain't gotta be
toe for toe, even for evenfor this in this case, that was

(01:46:25):
a tough one to read. Iwas like, damn, I mean,
I don't know what you're saying.I just don't know what you say.
I don't know what to say.That's crazy. Yeah, oh't man like
I don't even know what I'd bebecause I'm saying a thing like damn,

(01:46:45):
how could he get away with this? How could this make sense? Right?
Like fuck? He I'm like,yeah, somebody hit a big one
fandor and anyone to Yeah, likeyo, I was about watching your kid,
and I mean I made sure hewas safe before. I love,
but niggas not missing on right forwatching your kid. This is your kid

(01:47:11):
any day that so you missing withthat bullshit? Yeah, I gotta I
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(01:48:17):
niggah. Oh and this one hurts. This one's gonna hurt worst than the
columm in the hands hurt. Hedidn't hurt. By the time, I
was curious about my son Kevin's looksand behavior, so I got a DNA
test. My my axes back.I'm not the father, but I'm a

(01:48:42):
relative the birth father either my brotheror my dad both are married and won't
confess confess. My ex denies shecheated, advice I fighting. He is

(01:49:04):
a relative, So I mean,is that the only way to know that
it was is more concise, likethis should be at a narrow gown.
I mean, but he has toget he don't have to get DNA from
the other two. Yeah, yourfamily. Yeah, well you gotta fight.
Yeah, that's when you fight blood, you'd be like, why do
you fight? Your dad asks them, why do you fighting? Your brother?

(01:49:28):
Act? But I see, Ican't get down with that because one
of them truly is telling the truth. So if you reckon them, you
reckon your dad and your dad's yeah, I did wording the only one.
What makes me to know that?Or you asked he got all that because

(01:49:49):
it's what I'm first in the commenthe said he asked both of them and
they both chose to de client ornot the response. So either that means
you're complicit or you're really being anasshole, or or no. To this
point, one really doesn't know.So at that they're like, no,
it's not me, and you're like, well, I need your hear Tom

(01:50:10):
coming. But like I said,there's no way you don't know. There
are my wife, no no,but there are certain no no way way
you stop. You're gonna ask youno, no, no stop stop,
no no listen. Let's say thebrother did it right, Let's say it
was the brother. If you askthe dad, you know, did my
wife like, na, what thefuck are you talking about? Son?
He's not lying because it's not him, it's the brother. He doesn't necessarily

(01:50:32):
know that his other son was knockingdown your wife and or and the dad
is knocking down your wife. Yourbrother necessarily know that. So one of
them is tell them the truth,so they both can't be the father,
right, So your next question beforewrecking, to your point is well,
I need your DNA to see whatthe fuck is up? And then if
one nig is like, yeah,here you go, and the other one's

(01:50:53):
like, bro, what are youtalking about, you already have your answer.
But if they're but, then yougot a wreck. And if they're
both like nah, well, thenyeah we gotta fight and I'm gonna take
some blood. I'm gonna fight out. And then either way, at the
end of the day, I don'tfuck with both of y'all because why don't
you give it the DNA if itwasn't you, Because it can't be both
of you. So I do notto say how would I do? Feel

(01:51:13):
like there is I feel like Ididn't say that time. I feel like
how it was the sun? Theydidn't say then they just like somebody come
to you with something off the wallbullshit like yeah you fuck nah, man,
give me something entertaining that like,nah, you should know blah blah
blah, Like, nah, man, if I if you're my brother and
my dad. If I come toyou and be like, look, this

(01:51:33):
is a DNA test, it saysit's not mine, but I'm a relative,
so obviously it's one of you twoniggas, right, I need your
DNA if you if you decline thatship you're your wife, you're you're you,
that has to be a fight onsite, right. But here,
here's the other side of that,Like, if you're coming and I am
the one that it is true,what it's saying like is that you don't

(01:51:56):
trust me enough that you're saying,oh, try to trust it out the
window. It's not it has tobe out the window. No, no,
no, no, no, no, my guy. You trusted me
everything up until this point, andnow you're saying, oh, yo,
you know it's raighty. Don sayokay, let's cool up on my cold.
So if you're telling me in termsof what shouldn't happen, oh,
give me some DNA because you couldpossibly fuck my wife. So here,

(01:52:17):
trust me. If I if Icome to you first, and I come
to you the brother and I cometo you first, I'm like, yo,
this shit says I'm a relative tomy son, not the father.
It's either you or Dad, Andyou're like, nah, it's not me.
I'm like all right, and Igo to Dad like, YO,
what the fuck? And he says, nah, it's not me. At
this point, what am I supposedto do to figure it out? Trust
is out the window because both ofyou niggas are saying no for you to

(01:52:40):
not be not be helpful me tofigure this shit out. Why would I
trust you at that point? IfI'm telling you they can only there's only
two other niggas in the world thatcould be you or Dad, like we
need to we need to rule thisshit out, and there's only one way
to rule it out. And it'snot by your word of this I'm saying
outside. And there's only been onesituation, and obviously it hasn't been for
somebody. There's one other situation wheresomebody has come to me and I'm like,

(01:53:03):
oh, if you can't trust mefrom what you're saying with this,
you'll get it. But we're done. But like I said, on a
family level, I can only imaginethat at the further extreme. But I
mean in this, in this instance, for this guy, there's no other
way to figure it out. ButI feel like I can't take everybody's word
for it. I feel like unlessyour family is that fucked up, they

(01:53:25):
are they are, you know whichone of them? Maybe there's that that's
in the subject that maybe maybe maybeyou know who gotta oh shit? And
then and then either way, Ican't take anybody's word, That's what I'm
saying. So you know, thebrother and the dad can't be offended,
like what do you what do youniggas did it? And if you didn't

(01:53:47):
do it, or you didn't doit or you both were sucking this one?
Do you guys need to have akid. You need to fucking probac
because of the man. If you'renot gonna give it a DNA, we
have to scrap. And there's nothe works just out of the window.
I just know, like I said, if it was being that joint,
I was like yoday, like yo, like family, we got work it

(01:54:13):
back up. I can't believe you. No, here's the thing. If
you didn't do it, and again, in this situation, there's only two
motherfuckers that could If you didn't doit, and you give me the DNA,
it's a rap. It's a rap, I know who did it,
Like you can't deny and say Ididn't do it, and that that's the
one hundred percent to prove the weightto prove that it's not you, like
I can't. You have to.You have to emphasize with your brother who's

(01:54:39):
finding out his kid is not here. And on top of that, it's
my dad or my brother. Youhave to emphasize to me like I don't.
All that shit has to be outthe window. I need to know
with one hundred percent certainty who thefuck is fucking up, and if it's
not you, you shouldn't have noproblem with a little swap in your mouth
so I can figure out who's theasshole to you with about that? Absolutely,

(01:55:06):
let's bullshit. I said what Isaid. I'm fighting. Listen.
At least we kept it in thefamily's something bit. Keep it in the
literally because there's a son from abitch that I don't know who belongs to.
But here's the question, are yougonna be the or or the brother?

(01:55:28):
Are you ain't do nothing? Soyou still gotta be there no matter
what, no matter whose it is, you gotta be a huckle or a
brother and I'll be a distant fuckingI see. That's fun. I think
otside the kids fault. Yeah,it's not. It's the moms fat.
Yeah, but it's the moms faftfor being a hoard. It's the moms

(01:55:50):
fat for being a hoard that sheno because it is how far it goes.
Because not only did you know youfucked outside, I mean you fuck
around and kept the fucking baby notknowing who it could have been. Even
if you believe it was mine,you knew there's a chance that it wasn't.
And honestly, as a grown assfucking woman or an adult, there's

(01:56:10):
some adult decision need to be madethat you should have took care of that
ship because that ship is fucking foul. Fuck's files fuck because when we get
away with this ship all the time, when they sit here, birth of
baby because they know they don't wantto like aborted, whatever the case may
be, for whatever reason, that'scool, but you you made decision.
You have to live with the consequenceof your fucking decision. So then I

(01:56:32):
knew it could have been a possibilityof more than one man being a father
of a fucking child. That's that'swhat's entirely different. If it's in this
scenario in the family, then somebodygotta think you gotta step up. However,
if it's if it's like it happenedso often, I don't want to
say often, like if you findout six years into the marriage, oh,
that's not my child, and she'slike, oh, well it's not

(01:56:55):
your kid. But I don't Idon't fault people who back out. Fuck,
but if you found out blah blahblah, like but the kids are
the innocent and honestly the ticket step. Further, I'm more pissed off at
the dad or the brother because they'renow being selfish because they're thinking about themselves
in the reaction of their wives ortheir lives is but they haven't considered minds

(01:57:19):
one what's so bit So. Ialso don't agree with that because, like
I said, I can say normalfamily. I'm saying that, Like I
said, I can only imagine likeonly should with in the family. Hey,
I don't trust you gonna like giveyour DNA. What are you talking.

(01:57:39):
I'm telling you I didn't do becauseI'm telling you now saying anybody coming
at your neck like that to him, they're gonna be like yo, my
kids even mind, I got Nannatests telling me that it's from a relative.
I don't know who that relative is. And it says the strong bis
blazes between you and my motherfucker brotherbecause honestly, the relative said further that

(01:58:00):
could be a cousin, could bean unble because it could it could go
further outside of my bro and mydad. People have trust issues for less.
My people have trust issues for less. And you come in and say,
hey, I believe you could havefucked my girl. That's the ultimate
above. Oh did you take mycar? Blah blah blah. So there's

(01:58:20):
no reason for you to get offendedor mad if it's human issue, I
don't think so I disagree. Well, did you catch your body and was
what she wanted them? If itwasn't, it's the same thing like put
my put my mind ease. That'sit. But you're also on the flip

(01:58:43):
side side. I'm putting your bodyat ease. But also you're telling me
and you think it's a possibility thatI could be somebody that did this.
You're telling me that no matter whatwe went through a life, I'm telling
who we are as family. Theydon't tell that no, no, no,
I don't leave right not. I'mtelling you that I am highly frustrated
and I'm confused about situation. Andyou can understand that. I understand that's

(01:59:08):
that's the only thing that's wrongline.Not about our history, not about how
long I've been together, because thathas nothing to do with it. What
I'm talking from is from a reaction, a retaliation, and of understanding that
I have been lied to for tenplus years by people that I trusted the
most. But that is inclusive ofyou. But what I was at for

(01:59:30):
Therefore, everything pasting years or morealong, it's now up to subjectivity,
not because though it's not, Idon't know because your your situation, doesn't
You say humans right, so youcan have a reaction and I can have
a reaction to your reaction because we'reboth fucking humans. So you can't say
that your reaction is bigger than minebecause I have my own feels coming to

(01:59:56):
me. I'm saying, I can'tbelieve you'll come to me like I'm your
fucking dad. So you're saying,don't go fucking my dad's The DNA says,
what are y'all too? But Ibirth you, nigga I don't care
you birth. You had a birthday, nigga, and I need to know
y'all boat got strong reactions and likeI'm saying that you absolutely give you because
of our principal. No, Iagree with you that your your emotions.

(02:00:20):
I didn't need a live with ablood if he dies, if he dies,
he dies, okay. And he'snot the one. You should have
gave me a DNA, niggah.Why are you fighting You should have.
I agree with you about not minimalizingother people's emotions over reactions to a situation,
But I cannot. I cannot agreewith the fact that if you really

(02:00:42):
had no place on a problem withit, if you know, you one
thousand shit in the clearing, itshouldn't be that much venue like like ied
DNA, like you watch the horror. Well, I mean we already know
this. It was your brother.All I know is what was your ass
if somebody came to be and Iknow for a fact, like anyone of
them always put them on me,like Tom, they said, it's a

(02:01:05):
change, you be what I'll proveit. That could also man who lied
on men, and they could alsobe not offend. They could also be
and this is not right. Itcould be. If it wasn't, the
father would be the father trying tosay the brother, Yeah, I know
he ain't gonna give it to you. I ain't gonna give it to you
because if I give it to you, found out it ain't me, you

(02:01:26):
know it's him. You kill yourbrother, everybody got everybody up. Yeah,
I ain't fuck with you after that. It's what they did. I'm
fighting. I ain't got fright.You don't wanta give me a DNA.
What if you lose, I'm gonnadrop blood both times? But yeah,
but no matter. You still losttwice and then one and then the niggas

(02:01:46):
dying, like, yeah, butit's still your I got told you were
about. It's still your brother oryour nephew. It doesn't matter. So
what's what's gonna happened for? Thekids are like he still got a four
ass mom? Yeah, and unclethat killed his father? Or life is
life if you're really mad about it, it's like an anime. Come come

(02:02:09):
get me when you're of age.My boy kill bill. Yeah, I
tell you this woman that's worth mekilling family or I'll put it this way,
unless I'm killing it, killing themfor her there's nothing, Like I
said, you can't do anything tome that will make me kill somebody else

(02:02:32):
for what you did. If youdid something not protecting you. But if
that situation, Nat, everything happened. But yeah, the killing will only
happen if if you're if you're you'reresistant and not even that doesn't mean I'm
automatic gonna kill you. But it'slike, yeah, we don't have to

(02:02:55):
fight. If I asked you forthe DNA because I need a question that
you give it to me, they'renot gonna be a fight. Well if
I find out, well, dependingon how I feel after I found out
who's the real dad, I can'tI can't predict time I'm going to feel
that might be a fight, butnot to kills, like we gotta we
gotta shoot the ones and then maybeI don't focus you for the rest of
my life because that's just sucked up. But you're not necessarily going to die.

(02:03:18):
But if I had, if itgets to the point where I mean,
it sounds weird and I don't knowhow it is how I feel,
but I don't have to kill youto find this shit out. It is
what it is because I have toknow. I like I have to know
the smallest shit in my life.Now, if I'm going to find out

(02:03:38):
that a family member could be thefather of one of my kids, there's
no there's no way I can goto the grave not knowing it. You're
either gonna kill me in my pursuitof the truth, or if I I
had to know, I played along game and find out eventually over the
years, knowing that I could,versus I said, killing somebody and then

(02:03:59):
knowing I may still not ever findout because I'm a jail Nah, I
can't do anything from that mother,No, no, no, he's dead.
I need his DNA. I need, I need, put me in
jail, just get his DNA.That's not a wordy for me, being
the jail offense. That's I said, what you talking about? And it's
something my fucking kid, I don'tgive a funk about. That's something my

(02:04:21):
seat. I'm in jail. Yeahthat I can still be out here,
fucking bitches, you can't. Ican't do that from jail. I said,
that is not a word offense forme. So you you find us
how it's a relative You're just like, all right, Well, I'm done
with the ladium, done with akid. We can get to as much

(02:04:42):
as arguab at some point in time. So you're arguing and talking and all
that, and there's no really,look, you're never You're not gonna find
out that way. Rather just likeall right, I'm just not gonna know
if it goes to my dad andmy brother. Yeah, not doing blah
blah blah, And I'm just nottalking to motherfucker. I get OA and
you and you and a family onthe side. Again, I don't think

(02:05:02):
you have to get the DNA,but I think just not knowing that because
why I cut both of them off? What else you still cut both of
them off? Why would you giveme a DNA? Cut them all that?
Because over time, ship comes out. Over times's gonna come out,
Like I said, that's gonna besomething that's gonna be our honestly, just

(02:05:23):
gonna come grave. Like we know, we know every day that's a kid
in the family. Nah, onehundred percent that shit goes to the grave
the family, Yes, most times, most times, like guy, because
I would catch it. Like Isaid, I've been saying cool, but
I'm gonna catch your slup. Ohyou put that down. Let me get
this real quick. I got timeat that point because you're in the family,
did any especially if oh that's coolor whatever, I get DNA.

(02:05:46):
Even if I'm outside of them,I still need your ship. So you're
not You may out and drag theblood, but you're still gonna try and
figure that shit out. Like scenario. But I don't know, there's no
scenario. You're not going You're gonnabe like, all right, I don't
know who it is, I'm gonnaleave it. Yeah, condos in my
ass. That's still that's a lotof time that kids, I ain't ain't

(02:06:06):
providing my doing. All right,we'll go to jail, but yeah,
I'm still kicking ass. And let'ssay pressure charges, but I'm open ash
and again you know, a batterycharge. Yeah, you're not necessarily going
to jail. I'm not to worryabout necessarily. But I said, so
bad. There's way they're married.They were gird uh I believe, so

(02:06:30):
definitely don't get fuck about you know, No, they were married. Yeah,
they were married. I don't careabout you. Um, it's at
that point, but I mean,this is a lady that you married and
just m so that everybody else justinto the point where you thought this kid
was yours. Is it gonna affectme? Yes, But like I said,

(02:06:54):
there's my brain does process shit alittle bit different wherein can delay or
in a process quick and then likein our situation, and so we were
at, uh the BOSSI join,you're talking about that? So yeah,

(02:07:15):
yeah, computation who they're good quick, fast, and hurt Like, yeah,
your calculators ain't correct. I calculatedthey were Where the fun correct?
Where the you forgot to raise itto the Then you gotta fight for our
own power that you missed that partof the equation. Everybody here with those

(02:07:40):
At the end of the day,I'm gonna I'm gonna live if it's at
all possible. I analyzing this situation, and I said, I'm gonna come
out of live because I can.I can address anything down the line.
I can't address it room, andI will not be a martel. You're
gonna have my name? Is Iwant my name in a fucking search on
the news? No, blah blahblah. Oh yeah, he's a funk.

(02:08:03):
I'm not. I did not choogeto that. I did not staying
on this mount nor this rock spitmy face mad about me alive I said,
it's that that's how I read aboutstuff. But like I said,
with a kid or whatever, yeah, play it along. He fight your
dad, fight your brother. Allright. At the end of the day,

(02:08:24):
you may find out who's the father, but the other one may be
disrespecting the rebuild that relationship. Idon't know, so and this is the
this is the last thing I'll sayon that. I don't want to rebuild
a relationship with the person that didn'tdo it. If they didn't want to
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be a kitchen. I'll be yourkitchen. Fuck you are, don't worry.
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know what to do. Tune toyour guys. Those guys over there.
We out man,

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