August 7, 2023 • 57 mins
Discussions on marriage, sex work, Vegas and tons of banter from Tim, DeGraft, and Jeff
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Undercover Brother is a classic movie.It is a classic. Stain. You
have to you have to have watchedyes for how bad it was? No,
yeah, if you haven't seen someplaying part of a classic movie in
my life? If so plain isa classic, If you haven't seen so
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I was undercover classically bad? No, No, it's just as you're talking
about. Understand Malambmos wanted. No, No, I'm just shoying not a
black Yeah, that's a white movie. Yeah, that's okay. I just
had to man, I mean,I'm still you want to make a hierarchy
an Yeah, okay, you wantto do a hierarchy of black classics.
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Okay, there's just too many knightsat the top. It's near there.
That's just damn good. Oh youbeat? I told all right, But
before we can do all that,Welcome to tr T Podcast. Um oney
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three hosts. No, I ain'teven do silence for the better say that.
Um what's good as your boy?Jeff? What is going right now?
I thought you getting ready to restart? No, guess it's time to
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changing hold sticky shit and put itto your brain. Bang bang, and
you get through like a life part. Let's teach us for life to the
party. I guess it's time tochanging. Hello everybody, this is Teeth.
We're just five guys just doing all. Yeah, you weren't doing show
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by the way, hold on godshow. This is you've all you heard
from all three offs. I needto day, but now let's do our
interest. Boy Jeff tim always Idon't know what's going This is the graph
aka preis AKA just like prodounce canquickly change. Might have changed raw.
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Hey k A save it, bitches. This is where yoyo. We just
podcast. Yeah, but I'm justjustlug the motherfucker. Find us on Instagram,
TikTok, Facebook X formerly known Xvideos. Hey yo, yeah,
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I'm not calling that show. I'mgonna call it the app formerly known yeah
that ship. Yeah but at tgotpodcast on all the all the socials and
just google it and find the phone. Oh man, I couldn't believe that
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shit changed. That, Like,my app just changed randomly to that X
bullshit. I gotta be honest.I thought it was bullshit. I thought,
like, how is Elon muss isrunning this ship based on his late
night This is what happens when youhave money. If you didn't want Twitter,
why did you buy it like you'reyou're here acting, you're actively acting
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like you didn't want this ship.So I so I even go through all
that bullshit because I think his originalplan with the pump and dump doge coin,
and it's like I owned this.I can say everything and everybody here
remember he made doge coin the logofor like three weeks. Yeah, but
it's not it's not doing nothing.It did it? Did he made doge
coin Twitter? Yeah, if you'relogged on the Twitter instead of the little
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birds Lyne in the corner, itwould be that little dog. Just I
mean, all the coins are butin the FTC already get with him about
that ship. He doesn' get funthat two seeds. But didn they find
him. We find him like sixteentimes. He got a honey, you
got that cast the walk you spendit all. It's Jetsons counting the money.
I thank you. Elon doesn't givea fuck like he's he's pimping everybody.
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This is the same guy I waslike, yeah, full self driving
is coming for his cars, likein two thousand and five, it's two
two thousand and twenty three. Motherfucker'spaid fifteen thousand dollars and still don't have
it for the car and it's stillselling like you know, hot cakes.
So they're supposed to be flying rightnow, Jeff, I'm sure you remember,
because it isn't isn't the year theJetsons was based in didn't pass already?
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Or isn't it Jessin's supposed to bein two thousand? No, yes,
here's the thing, Jeffins was supposedto be in two thousand. All
the Mega Man games we're supposed tobe between two thousand and eight and like
two thousand and sixteen. MegaMan wasa damn dude. Yeah, game video
game Champs. Jetsins came out likenineteen sixty four or some shit. Are
you sure I thought it was It'ssupposed to be further in the future.
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Yeah, the Google It sound likein the twenties, like twenty wonder something
like that. Jets And use theGoogle's time frame. Yes, but I
gotta talk about I'm doing this,so it's not just that there twenty sixty
two, you're right, Oh shit, twenty one, twenty sixty two.
Oh yeah, ain't close. Ithought it was closer. Okay, No,
it was George Jetson's birthday. Itwas probably like twenty twenty something.
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Yeah that's probably yeah, yeah,okay, so we even still you were
still time hid here? Good thinkabout think about how exponentially technology goes.
Am I gonna make it in twentysixty two? Did just just authorize like
you said, you want to diesixty five, you'll be done in fifty
something. Damn, I think abouttwenty sixty two. You'd have to be
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born like nineteen ninety seven, soyou'll be ten years to await. You'll
died in nineteen. When we talkedabout that, did we talk are you
gonna die right before? Like youget your Social Security retirement all that ship?
No, no security, Yeah we'renot. We're not gonna have saying
hey if you're if you're basing yourlife time security, that's why I have
I have my investments. But wouldyou make a cow yard to make sure?
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Um, you can do it?Father daughter dands No, you got
you know you know what time itis like she she gotta sell some random
nigga. No, just be intentionalon your if that's what you want.
They got a Holograms out you knowit'll be good. But yeah no,
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no not or or you can youknow you can do the things like here,
dad are gonna say, can dosomething a little bit more like real
and you do one every year likeyou just random to do it like on
her birthday. Just m but we'llsee if maybe I'll maybe I'll do that
if I'm we're getting close to theday and she's just she's just out here,
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not what she's supposed to. Allright, we got dance now.
Random alright, alright, random shituh off topic. On topic. I
was the only one out of mybrothers who had the mother sun danced think
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on her. I don't know.I didn't realize until afterwards. I was
bringing up Yeah she afterwards she waslike, yeah, you leok. Because
I didn't tell her. I justthought it was a fore gone conclusion.
So that's why I like in allthe pictures that we have, like you
can see her like she's that atmost. She was like, yeah,
I didn't remember. Nobody did it. So I was like, oh shit,
no for me, it was whatit sounds bad as a formality,
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but I was like, yeah,isn't bad that I remember all about either
of y'all this wedding because it wasa good wedding. I guess I remember.
I remember from our first dance,all y'all were just waving back and
for nobody told her to sit downwhere to go? The whole wedding party
is kind of sitting there behind us, way back. Yeah. I was
just think, like, you're talkingabout the mother son dance. I was
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like, I don't remember that,Listen. We were very very nice.
I don't remember much about your veryvery nice. Yeah. I don't say
it to be rude, Honestly,I'm like, I'm just seeing listen.
The only thing I remember about yourwedding is okay, I don't actually,
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the only thing I remember about yourwedding is everything everything before the reception and
everything everything afterwards. I don't rememberwhat happened after the reception, the after
party at the hotel joint. Iremember I was drinking before. I remember
being in the wine cellar joint.I remember all that. I remember,
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okay. I remember there was afall almost down, walking down for what
was it filling oh the rock?Yeah, and then it just blinks to
the after. I remember my reception, umty. I remember Lucy came I
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remember I remember lou she came onin the other room. I can run
back in Um, we finished withBye bye bye. I remember that some
other things. We want to dida casino after yours? Right, Yes,
yes, yes, I do rememberthat. Yeah, she's still mad
at me because he went money like. No, no, we didn't gonna
we went to David Busters. No, who's we went to Maryland Live,
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but we were Busters and then wewent to Maryland. Did we go to
mary Ye? You didn't go.I don't think I went. We shouldn't
have. I definitely went to MarylanLife because I came up that I remember.
Yeah, we went to mary Lifeand we went to David Busterers because
um it was it was the latestto remember David Busters cla like, because
I had to keep her failure about. I remember David Busters because I busted
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her cousin's ass in the basketball right, And she got mad at me because
we all went in David Busters andy'all left and Mary right there. Yeah,
we were like, we're going tomary Life. Yeah okay, okay,
I had remember there was a casinoyour one, Um yeah we went.
We didn't we went before the daysleading up to Yeah, it was
all like craps and whatever. Iremember being worried about my tuxedo. That's
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all I remember at mine. Yeah, did you jump in the pool?
I did? Yeah, I wasthe last one. But yeah, but
listen, I didn't had I didn'thad a job, but so many days
to get the best to drive.I didn't have no job. I was
like, I ain't can't pick forthis shit did at me and times but
any the same year, yeah,yea, I remember I didn't go to
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that. We didn't go to hisbecause yours was first, and then this
was in Mexico. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, yeah,
I guess I was a f ZCAlight at your wedding. Yeah,
Zeca. Remember I don't know ifit was actually um. Week after I'd
come down with like food like symptomsand everything and we had to go to
Atlanta. Um coming at you butno, no, no, I was
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huh yeah, I said, ZCAlight. I mean you missed. That's
the heaviest part of that weird soundabout was it coming to Zeke? Was
it was no joke? No,no, it wasn't. This was catting
on purpose before original COVID. Yeah, but I mean, hey, you
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know it was a good time.It was everybody's wedding was Let remember we're
just waiting on the feel. Haveyou ever been to a dry wedding?
Yes, I have, oh inmy life yeah yes, no man African
get down ankins. And it wasa it was a home wine like all
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the ship. It was a caucozoid and and baby black wedding. That
was real dry baby black and caucozoid. Yeah, it was was it?
Were they churchy? No? Sookay, Uh, it was just dry
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to music suck. No, Iisn't no alcohol? Oh that dry?
Actually I think it was an openbark cash bar. But that's just just
disrepectful to guests. But it's stillalcohol there. Yeah. I think that's
just well, that's why this is. This is the rule. If it's
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a cash bar, you get nogift. Yeah, like I gotta save
my coins to enjoy your winning.If it's an open bar, you get
a gift. I mean if it'sa but then what I learned is there's
a destination one and you don't getship. Yeah. My president is your
president. I think we all didit right with the open bar. Yes.
So if you're wishing to this planon getting married in the future,
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open bar. If you if youwant to invite t g ot bar needs
to be Yeah, you know whatI would love to do. I would
love to be a winning crasher.My friend did that. That's how you
met his wife? Oh do youknock her that? He knocked her down
that day and then than they that'sonly that's the only way it works.
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No, if you're crashed the wedding, yes, that's that's your wife.
Yes, waiting. You crash thewedding to get the cheeks and you know
they're just to be the life ofparty, because weddings are for the most
part, funnest ship ceremonies when's you'reborn as fuck like you know what I
mean, the ceremony is whatever orlike ready receptions Like universally, it almost
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doesn't matter what cultural backrock crackman youcome from. The weddings are lit as
fuck. Now, I will say, the more away from the US you
go for the culture, the morelets the words are like I would love
to go to I've been been abouteto three inn weddings. It's always been
a reason why I couldn't just takethree days to happen. Yeah, but
I'm not going to all that shipthat says African warder. I just want
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to know when you're writing on theelement and then where we're gonna dance and
when I can get my midwai.I'm looking forward to. But those journts
and let the African joints always letI think Italian journts, and lest even
Jewish Jewish. It depends on whichone's not Orthodox, Okay. On Brian
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groom can't like see each each other, but they can't like dance through each
other after they married. After yougo through recepting, they gotta go each
other way, each other separate way. And there's a whole thing about it
on TikTok where they they can likedance before they open the doors, but
soon as the georgs when they goin, the gods go the way.
The girls go that way, likeall the non traditional zing girls. And
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yeah that one. Yeah, nota wedding. You're gonna crash, Yeah,
said Levin. Seen you gotta askwhere do you where do you what
are you doing? Where do yougo? What do they do? Damn?
I don't know what they're I wasgonna say, it's not church,
it's temple, but where do youor synagogues? But it's like where do
you go? That. Uh.I don't know what they call that,
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but yeah, I would one ofthose Lebanies one where they all like all
the dude getting a line to dothat little I gotta I gotta trust you
to hold me up, because thenI will be the one. I'll be
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the only one. Now I can'tdo that. Yeah, if you're listening
to this and you have a weddingcoming up, t GLT would love to
come get to your wedding, mcee your wedding, crash that ship all,
we'll do it all be well,no, from our standards. We'll
make sure you have the best goddamnwedding. We all we will get to
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the party starter like you somebody,everybody's come sitting around. Yeah, we
have no shape, not at all. No, not for I mean the
one. Oh, I mean yeah, he'll he comes out of jail.
You will. Let me tell yousomething, every May twentieth, every year
since we got married, we watchedthat wedding video and when your motherfucker's come
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out doing the whatever it called ning? Was that what the dance was called?
Yeah, when you guys came outdoing that ship, we cracked the
fuck up. Every year. Andthen when Phil comes. Oh my god,
there's so many years I want topost it on Ida and Running's is
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like, that's not nice, andthis it'll a lot of thing up great
with the quick send it to me. We still have pictures that we haven't
posted yet, probably posted two yearspictures of you because we didn't do a
video. She's still mad at meabout that. But our videos go online
for the videographer. We know,Hey, somebody like link, I wanna
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wait of the of the reception?Right, Yeah, it's like a quip
video. We had the full DVD, but he had like a ten minute
equip video. Yeah, somebody didn'tlike to drag memory a little bit.
Why don't you do a video too? Because I financed the whole thing myself.
Pictures, Yeah, fun picture wecould have been inside. Yeah.
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I even said, yeah, pictureswere cheaper than video. This is the
reason why that ship came together.Did you want the open bar? Which?
What do you want to get?Cut out? We got a video
the pictures open bar. We broughtour own bottles. That was beforehand.
Y'all still drunk at the open bar? Yeah, because it already so you
would have only had the breath andthen it wouldn't even mean cash bar.
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Y'all have had sold us and water. We would have left earlier, and
you had a cheap you we hadto pay all the hours. I swear
to gud if y'all left my weddingearlier party, I swear to guy they're
out to casine though we're back inthe hotel that the bartender she was.
Y'all wouldn't left the hotel because ally'all cars will but on flat like that.
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Nobody's career of forty year, evenif you hit fifty watching this game,
I'm sorry, it's your number.Forty eight good for him. Forty
eight is one of the worst numbersof hitting basketball, Like either hit fifthy
or don't. I mean if Ihit forty eight, Yeah, but you're
you're you're You're left the mortal.You're six two with your shoulders up like
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six one six one better stop sixmonths doctor, the doctor has certified,
doctor has certified me to lose thelife. And doctor has certific certified.
You can't read the fucking so mylicense? Are you? They just ask
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you, motherfucker my wife to mywife. It's a government document. You
can supposed to life that They literallyjust asked you. I'll like they do.
That's that's a whole other thing.Because I asked some women about to
wait too, So I wonder Iwant No, I'm not putting that not
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just no. Really, I'm onesixty plus one universe? Are you one
sixty? Oh my god? Whatif it was like if you had a
big you had a big as presson. I was like, yo, do
you want to be a doughter?No, nobody was there's nothing you can
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do. Everything, everything's that.I just don't waste our time. That's
horrible, all right, Jeff,you're doing a terrible job of keeping us.
We talked about marriage, We talkedabout the top of wanted to talk
about overarching things. Well, let'sroll into the marriage ones in the real
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talking about No, don't happy,we're on a levity track. That's just
diabolical drop off the clip. No, let's just keep it up there.
But after you get married, youwatch Born and the Chess. What a
throwback to three episodes ago? Ohyeah, yeah, that wasn't nobody.
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Yeah, I was like, waita second, the transition at what time
after? Oh? I mean notdirectly, that's what it sounded like.
It was like after you get ready. I mean, if you're order dox
dude, that's probably what you do. I get married, I gotta go
another room, Like here's my lifefor the next But now we have to
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talk about marriages in the ending ofmarriages. So um Tina Lawson, Oh
yeah, Tina Lawson. But TinaKnowles and Richard Lawson um or are getting
divorced. And in one of themessage boards that on the internet, somebody
found Richard Lawson's likes on Twitter andit was a lot of form. I
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mean, no shade, but usebookmarks are just like getting no pad to
say somebody didn't tell them yeah,or making shit private anyway. Somebody else
had responded to it and it waslike why do we celebrate sex workers?
Were shame the sex customers? Andit's like he's just participating in a business
as thrivement, Like why why mustwe shame him? So I generally agree
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with you with this, not youthat I'm saying, this is yours.
I genitely agree with the Asian whyare we shaming the sex customers? But
the play Devil's advocate is he reallywith his likes on Twitter? Is he
benefiting a sex worker? It's gettingit's exposures of my algorithm with the life.
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Yeah, it's engagement, and atthe end of the day, engagement
is what drives. So here's thething. I looked at those tweets and
a lot of them research purposes.It was all research. But we were
talking about this. It wasn't likethe person in the video or the aggregator
site that posted it for the world, so he didn't get railed. It
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was like a meme account or youknow, an aggregator boobs boobs, boobs
some of that that's posting these things. So the algorithm is going towards these
third parties and not necessarily the ladywho had to take that beating. So
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so, but yeah, there wasa where's a couple of those? By
exposure, somebody sees one of thevideos like, oh, who the fuck
is that? And they do researchand say who is it? And then
they go further down the rabbit hole. Co many time you done that?
Oh this is happening on Instagram?And then my question is when you go
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down that rabbit hole, do youfind they're only fans or do you find
their free clips on porn help?Okay, I find that I do find
if they have an only fans,because that lets me know how nasty and
possibly get I don't out of adultyou find the only fans to make sure
that exist, and you go somewhereto find the videos only read as a
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good source. So this this alwayssound of like shameful behavior. I don't
want to be tied same. We'renot paying for that. That's we're shaving.
We're circumventing again. Not if notum supporting the sex workers alternative means
if somebody would just like, like, can I tell my wife you know,
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I got a five dollar subscription,I got a tweet account, like
I'm supporting the Italian because I don'tgay whatever you know, but italli yeah,
what the fun It's the same exactthing or just different entertainment. But
I'm supporting content creator. Yea,yeah, it is what it is.
I mean, that's like Jay zoldtitle. He wanted everybody to support his
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ship. It just wasn't happening.You know, we can lime wire like
we all had this shit. Youget some supporters and no, because you
got your money, you're gonna getsome people will get the free ship.
It all comes. Most people allusethe game. I think that's where the
shame is. Like if if something, well, I take it back because
the internet is ruthless. Like ifwe would have found out that he had
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only fan subscriptions to all these ladiesin that probably still would have wait him.
Would it would it be? Wouldit would be? Like? It
also depends on what what do youlike? Because he just liked some normal
black women. It wasn't anything itwas it was just regular shit. But
like the King, shame is somethingtotally different. I want the iva we
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gotta I've said before what we didsome ship we gotta kill Shane um before
the wordship. Well we said that. But there you go to can't shaming.
I don't feel bad about if weshould. We got to get to
a point where if you go tosupport sex now, if you hate them
all Daniel Lane and you know,hate all the sex hate them, I
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hate all that, but you shamesex workers and the sex customer. Yeah,
yeah that you do what you do. But if you want to say
support sex workers, you can't shamethe people that support, like financially support
them. Is there a funnier wayto say sex customers? I feel like
we're tricks Johns No, I meanthat's that's that's game one derogatory. Oh
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that's on the scale of yeah,yeah, we never had that question.
By the way, I was listeningto the episode, we never we didn't
go we didn't answer that question.But I'll think about it. Sex customers
doesn't have the right pop I needed. But I feel like sex work shame.
Like they appreciated the money obviously,but probably feel that they think these
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people are nasty, like why areyou here? Like it depends on what
type of sex you're doing. So, like the feats, the people that
sell their feet, and I mean, this is weird that, see what
I'm saying. So I think theyprobably that's not a sex worker though,
Like sex worker people are getting offto their feet, but that's that sex.
They're a rotting guy. They're notjust throwing up their uncut feet.
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They're throwing up, they're getting theirfeet together, they're putting chocolate. That's
sex workers. That's not a sexworker. That's not a sexy. To
be a sex worker, they haveto do a sexual act. You have
to be involved in the sexual actto be a sex worker. Your feet
if you were just posting pictures ofyour feet and doing bad doubt if you
have If you're if you have avideo you're doing giving a foot job,
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you're a sex worker. Feet aren'tsex work. No, but TV's nash
are No, that's that's still worker. No, that's if you're just posting.
If it's porn, it's sex Idisagree. Huh Wait a second.
If if my wife shows me yourTVs, we don't, it's not sex
definition you your wife to you isnot a sex worker. No, I'm
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talking about the sex partner. No, no, the word meaning the lady
is not only fans showing her breasts. Is she a sex worker? I
don't classify that as a sex worker. What do you quesify it as if
she's on only fans getting fucked?No? No, no, no,
I'm asking you what the ladies you'reshowing tips and ass a only fans and
getting paid for it, they're nota sex worker? What are they?
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They're an entrepreneur? I don't considerthough. All right, so let me
ask you this, would you andnobody can hear? Obviously, But if
you have someone who's a porn starthat has videos out of them actually having
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sex, and then somebody the onlyfans has no sex just posting pictures.
Do you think they titty's asked whatever. Do you think they would say that
they're in the same category as asex worker. Yes, yes, because
they are selling sexual gratification. Butthat's not a sex worker though, you
are working, so you're taking thevery literally. Yes, I have to
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be fucked to be a sex ourgrouper. Sex workers no, they can
be their entertainment. No, kidstheir entertainment. And there are the ones
that take it to the champaigne room. Those are sex worker. Those are
definitely sex They have transitions, theyhave transitions. Okay, they working over
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you put them under they are sexualworking. Yes, I guess that's my
classification. Okay, I think theyall fall under the umbrella of selling sex
um, whether it be them engagingin the acts or making the customer.
That's so broad things. Yeah,that's the whole point of the point.
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Are you talking about people post feetpictures and sex workers because they're they're not
doing it. They're grading, notgrading. They are they're de grading the
sex worker category by posting people they'reselling sexual gratification. They they're doing it
for the express purpose because you cando anything if somebody gets sexual Gradinger,
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Man, I love lamp like asex worker. If somebody says, oh,
that's a lamp, hey, thatlamp is doing his job because I'm
getting off to it, will goback to the kink Channing Park. Well,
feet is a fetish in kink.So is it sex work? That's
what we're talking about, and wesay yes, all right, So,
like I said, you can saywhatever, get somebody off. It's sex
work. If so, that's thething. They're doing it for the express
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expression sex work. Like you toa volleyball game. You're not going to
watch the game, but they're nota text one. Okay, so so,
but so that's the distinction. Ifthis lady says I'm gonna take pictures
of my feet to sell it topeople online whose like feet for sexual things,
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that person is now a tex worker. I disagree. Um. You
know, you guys, there isno consensus here. Here we go.
There's never never part of the partof the um. But so at the
end of the day, I believeyou know what the internet, you do.
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What you're like this man is they'realready getting a divorce, right and
it doesn't even matter. That's thereason they were getting divorce. So it
just right just after they come out. The thing is their motherfuckers were probably
tweeting all this dumb shit online.The next tab over for them is bitch
is getting fucked. So it's likewhatever was it? Feet? Could it?
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Man? Could have been? Feet, could have been scat. No,
why would have have to go there? Could have been? Just leave
it there, don't go to No, you think jeans training canceled like a
fucking just let us canceled. No, she wasn't wrong. What does she
(31:26):
I don't want to go over,don't she didn't even I don't know the
full story. I don't know thehighlight and what do I didn't want to
be about so um some she wasfinding to somebody who who was saying that
women are gatekeeping periods. It wasa trans woman and she's like the transomer,
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just women are gate keeping periods?Like why does that have to be
the thing to make you a woman? And just like y'all are dumbing fuck
stopped doing all this ship like awoman is a woman in a period belongs
to a woman like you out heredoing trying to do something you can't do,
like no, like you ain't awoman, Like I respect your She's
like, I respect you to bea trans whatever, but if I have
a period, I have a fuckingperiod. That is my womanhood. And
(32:12):
I kind of agree with her.She's like, no, women aren't gate
keeping period like they have periods.Gate Keeping periods is crazy, especially since
none of them want to have Wow. Yeah, I was yeah, yeah,
I should have known that. Idon't think that I hear the term
(32:32):
gate keeping period today. But herewe are. We still haven't talked about
the marriage, hot Rod. We'regonna come back to her and we're just
going off the rails. No,we'll stay on the rails with everything else.
But I I didn't know what.I don't know what directory to stay
on. We're going on the rail. We're being we're being happy. What
(32:53):
does this sound? Due to you, I've known motion congraduations? What was
supposed to do something for some people? Might next table in cognito. I
(33:21):
thought that was a ship from uhNo, but it was the movie uh
I forgot? Oh man, Yeah, you know that just reminded me of
Well, I want you to tellme what that sound was supposed to do
to me, and then I'm gonnatell you what the next sound. So
the original one I played was thebackground music fro two Girls, One Cup.
I've never seen that. Really,no congratulation. Now you've been on
(33:44):
the internet. I've never ever seenthat bullshit. I am so as much
as his motherfucker talks about it.I've never in my life google search of
blue waffles. I wasn't even onethat brought up you originally? Who did?
I don't know? That seems likemore your lane. First of all,
the randomness of blue waffles goes straightto you. I could pull up
(34:07):
a picture of a blue waffle.No, okay, go ahead, use
my WiFi though, right, Yeah, I've never seen that, dumb ship.
Like when I heard what it wasabout, I was like, there's
there's not a thing in my life. How did you get Like nobody like
say, hey, watching this rightway? No, I don't. I
guess in my early life I oncea round by assholes. Yeah, well
(34:29):
so no that I had no anythingyou've ever seen it? Probably I've seen
enough. You were you probably werelike fourteen years old. I came out
of college. Oh, volume allthe way down, Like I don't.
I don't anybody that knows the musicto that watched it multiple times, no
(34:50):
response, No if you, Theresponse should be you're watching it with the
fuck immediately turn off and never watchingit. Yeah, but the music place,
the team goes twenty five things beforewhatever what actually happens, but nobody's
associating. Oh, I won't saynobody, but yeah, once and that's
it. Never. I don't knowwhat it was, but um the slip
(35:12):
up of the second clip reminded meof Vegas, where this guy swears that
he was watching some herbal Essence commercial. I was. I didn't know on
progress, I knew your crazy andyou know, on that same trip,
just you can I say this,He's not here. No, I'm talking.
(35:36):
No, I'm not talking about something. No. The other one,
Oh that's on the same trip.I go to pick up somebody's iPad to
look at something. I go tothe go Internet. Right there in my
face, he's celebrating sex squart likeyou, motherfucker. It's bigger. This
(36:00):
is Vegas. I was disappointed theVegas too go back strip or trading cards.
Oh man, they were on thefloor. I know, but that
was disappointing. Vegas still like thatnow, I feel like you could be
taking their kids. Like again,back to that black Travel Facebook you would
(36:22):
be taking their kids to Vegas.I don't know why I want to Vegas
as a kid. What did youdo with the circus? Circus? What
your parents do? They just afamily ship the whole time they're in Vegas
with you. They brought my grandfatherwith us. They were like, I
didn't mad if I was your grandfather? Fucking he went to sleeping like a
(36:44):
thirty and we were staying in thehotel. I'm going I went on,
Yeah, no, I mean it'sVegas though, like yeah, but I
was disappointed Vegas because they said wewent, we got the limbo one all
the ship and they even to thatwhackass strip club. Yeah Lema with the
white Yeah, I don't he itwas I knew you were if you weren't
(37:06):
at the strip club. Hey,I mean, nigga, I was you
weren't there somebody somebody wash? Thatwas after the fact you were. We
went it was it was a stripclub and then it was a strip so
you went to get your balls fromtime. I didn't go to that one.
(37:28):
We went to the same night becausewe went all right, So we
went to Vegas for my birthday.It was oh yeah, So we had
the limo because they were talking aboutthey had listened Vegas had all the cars
out there, so it was likefree limo ride got to the strip club
was free. Yeah, it wasfree. It was the whackest strip club
ever insight. It was horse Idon't know what. I don't know what
(37:49):
one of them, but it wasbitches that just had the surgery. The
titties wasn't moving. It was still. Yeah, it was. It was
horrible though, So we left whatwhat what? Oh? That was?
(38:13):
Uh? That was so. Thenthe same night it was like, Yo,
this ship is whack. And that'swhen we google mean time. Yeah,
we google's like, yo, where'sthe ship? So we went off
the strip and went to the realstrip club, the Blacks, the Fuegos.
There's a black point starter there wasn'tthere a dude though, I don't
call it that. No one ofthem. It's one of them. I
(38:45):
don't know. I wishn't remember thename of that strip club. I know,
Bright low Down. I hope youknow it's Crazy Man Restaurants and mad
other business closed down. I didn'thear a lot of a lot of strip
clubs that didn't make it through COVID, didn't go shut down to open back
up sixteen times before COVID, beforeCOVID, but like and it's back now
(39:13):
then long but sex workers, butto think that, like how did how
did that work during COVID slow overheadbecause the other thing is that's my point?
Yeah, no, I mean theyalways go back to the strip club
while motherfucker's were dying because he's thewrong, wrong person. What you think
(39:35):
about you do you just change therules, Like technically you're already six feet
away, like you just say noway, I've answers. Well then why
am I going? Yeah? Youwant to show it? Yeah's And they
got and I'm sure the virtual shapewas popping by that time. But they
are pob sucks we're talking about.But even still, I don't know.
(39:59):
I think pretty the tip that survivedCOVID and the ship that didn't. Motherfucker's
always gotta eat. But restaurants wentdown, you could there's no need to
go to the strip. I don'tbecause the secon thing like that happens during
the recessions, like vices go up, alcohol, cigarettes, all that stuff.
But I understand that this since tobe the same thing. But no,
(40:20):
but not when other human contact cankill you. Listen, and I
can't say whatever. I can't sayyou got put a t shirt if you're
at the house for three months,put it, put it on times when
he's throwing his tires. I mean, I don't know. Strip clubs are
(40:43):
always gonna be but they're not sexworkers, right unless they go to the
champagne. There's no other reason.I don't know. Some people just want
to talk. Yeah, you can'ttalk on the floor. Listen. If
you get a champaion room, youdon't at least get a hand job.
(41:05):
That's you're wasting a matter thinks thata hand job is a waste of time.
Then I do anything you can doyourself. Yeah, put in your
mouth or well, wait a second. I mean that's how I feel about.
There's a silent clip right now,I know, right, like like
(41:28):
how do how does someone just sayI'll touch out a little bit? Like
what do you? What are youtalk? What are we doing here?
Not in fifth grade? I don'tI don't know what. No, what's
your what's your opinion on it?Are you? Are you? Are you
pro hand job? I'm an adult, but you but you go to that
(41:52):
Champaion room and say all right,at least I got a hand job.
That's crazy. No, I said, if you're not at least getting get
a hand job, you go thatthat shouldn't be the East. You're right,
the sex workers, sex workers ofJesus, sex workers taking you to
chance. Someone gives you a handjob. What a sex worker? They
performed a sex worker? No,no, no, I'm not asking you.
(42:14):
If someone gives me a hand job, they will eventually turn into a
Wait, you're a group, oneof them turn into a sex worker.
That's the gateway to I didn't getmyself off. So now you have a
(42:38):
more card here you what like,is that what a sex worker has to
do? Like, if they don'tget you off with them, not a
sex worker? Not a good Okay, so we're need to call up somebody
dancing with their sex worker. Yeahyeah, if the chick kisses you the
(42:59):
club, that's not the same settingsomebody off. I'm just saying, like
myf because she didn't do it.But like if somebody, if somebody's working
on you and then and you bustingthat, you're a child, but sord
she may not very I'm just getvery bad for free year. She may
(43:24):
not know that has never happened,I just shouldn't. But I don't even
know where that comes. I'm justthrowing out I just wanted throwing a hypotheticals.
But like following your logic, ithas to have something like I can't
get you have to get me off? Sex worker, yes, and I
(43:45):
don't. I cannot be the onethat's so doing the work. If you
watch a porno but you don't getoff, she's not sexu worker. No,
she's sex working with somebody else.So she's such a she's just what
if she's what you just said,yeah, you had about you getting off?
Yeah? Me, if it's adirect, if she's if I'm watching
(44:05):
before and and and she's sucking anothernigga, he's getting off. She's a
sex worker. She's getting him offfor you, the enjoyment of him,
and I'm just happy to watch itso I get myself. So if it's
a if it's a denial video,she's not a sex worker, I don't
know what that is. Denial contestclues. I don't know what. I
(44:37):
don't know. I don't even wantto know. I mean, I watched
I've never denial of a denial oforgasm. I've never dived into that kink
or feis over here? Now answerquestion. I'm not here? How how
(44:58):
does that happen? You don't wantthe nigga nut? I think fucking that
she stops. Yeah, she's asex worker. But you just said you
had to get off. So ifyou had to get off, you found
an exception. You found an exception. That's just listen. Who Jesus I
(45:22):
wish somebody would Did he pay forthis? You have a strong man?
Did he pay for this? Somepeople do like getting dominated? We ever
do that? No? Who Rihannacomes through? That's patriot. But you're
(45:43):
not gonna give me away and saythat pose it will? Mark? Are
we at forty five? I don'ttrust you. That was that's patriot O
good, but making note of that, I'm talking about that after. It
doesn't matter. It's like taking thefifth modment. Won you say that?
Shit? You know you're hitting thepolity. No, you don't know the
company. I'm making topic. Um, you talk about homeown association or how
(46:05):
much the beach ucks? Yeah?Why can't I park on the other side
of the street right now? Iwasn't gonna talk about the homeowners association?
But there's still assholes. And actuallythis one I can't blame one though,
this one I blame one, thedeveloper in the county. However, the
toying, I can blame on theeach other, the toy niggas. Why
(46:29):
other signs on there? There's aside. Oh so it's not even covering
the whole block. No, it'sat the very beginning and that's it.
Coming from the other side of thedrink, I don't know that. I
don't never go in that side,you know what I'm saying if I come
in, because you can come intothe side of the street from the other
side, right, yeah, Mystreet is like a you right, So
(46:49):
if I come in from the otherside, if the signs only on one
part, how can how can theygive me on that? I don't know.
I mean there are all right,So this is what it is.
There's no parking signs that were placedin three spots along the entire US street
that says no parking. And theno parking sign is only on one side
of the street, and that's infront of the town homes. Yeah,
(47:12):
side of the tracks. The hOA came and put a singular sign that
I don't know how, but othersign but it says towing, and it's
on one of the no parking signsat the very front. You're not supposed
to be for the totality. Sothere's been arguments and conversations about blah blah
blah, the county has never comethrough this bitch and told, enforced,
done a goddamn thing that just hasthat sign there. Since we all are
(47:36):
our Americans that we can't where thefuck out of it unless somebody does it.
So that came on. They calledup. There's an oh, yeah,
this towing company has always been contracted. They've never told previously since I've
been here in twenty twenty. Andthen when the new board came on,
it was, oh, yeah,we're gonna start towing, but didn't tell
nobody. The signs just started showingup. So then questions came out,
(47:58):
well when are they gonna start?There was a whole back and forth blah
blah blah. So yeah, Idon't know anybody's been told. Like the
last two weeks they've been parking onour side and we've been I'm not saying
we've been boogie as fuck. Idon't give a fuck. All right,
So it's single families on one sideand it's town homes on the other side.
(48:19):
I don't want the town home sideniggas parking on the single family side
home. Listen, you should havebought a single family home. Pockets shit
in the back, but they havespaces in the back. So the single
family drinks have a two cargar ridgeand they have two parking spaces in the
driveway in the back of the house. Single family the town homes a town
home. Town homes have two gargarode. Yeah, and so they should
(48:43):
fucking park in the back or whateverthe street parkers should be like for visitors
and blah blah blah. Yeah,so I don't know how many niggas they
got in a single family home,but I mean at the townhouse. But
the cars'll be parking on the sideof the street. So let's been a
back and forth. Like I said, we we're good with our neighbors.
I got a fire hydra on theright side, so if they can't park
there, and the left side,I'm good with two of the town hosts
(49:04):
town homes in front of my drink, so I always get a park or
one space anyway. But yeah,the HLA is of that assholes. You
I know my story about him,but yeah, that's what it is.
I'm park on that side of thestreet. I mean, I hope you
won't get told. I want tofind everybody. You know what I want?
Like, this is who you callif you get told? It has
(49:27):
the number. One another thing,I have the number, Like I know
the guy. I don't know himenough not to get your card told.
But you don't know you're aware ofhe knows my house number and he knows
okay, so he should word foryou too. But I said he wouldn't
know y'all cards, Like you're notgonna call me though it's a random card
let. But yeah, I'll havean updated on the HLA by our next
(49:53):
there's some things in the work.I'll just say that. Yeah, okay.
Then for president fuck that. Noneof them listening to this, but
I think I said the last one. I I will fucking because they're up
in October for you're gonna run forhim? I will if if they fuck
(50:16):
around after this it all goes,I will run for the h whatever just
to get these motherfuckers out and thenresigned too much later. I'm gonna do
that. I wouldn't win no,Well, listen, okay, now we
got we're gonna have to work shopthis. So you're gonna you're gonna campaign.
You're announce your candidacy, and you'regonna immediately run a smear campaign my
(50:42):
wife. I listen. They thisis bigger than yours, is bigger than
her. Listen, these are yourrights. I also have a right.
Yeah, I feel with my wife, and I don't need no discourse sheet.
She'd get over that. You ain'tgonna messed with, especially especially the
(51:04):
things that we're gonna get done.Okay, so listen, you immediately,
in the same breath that you announceyour candidacy, you gotta say that h
president is a lady, right,Yes, vice president is a man?
Her, Yes, vice president man. You immediately got to say that he's
in he's in the closet immediately.Doesn't have to be true. That doesn't
(51:30):
That doesn't work. Why because he'snot. Yeah, that's not You don't
hear what I said. I said, it doesn't have to be true.
I just have to be provocative.But if he's openly out is old,
I say, it's not gonna work. He's a political juggerna. It's not
(51:52):
gonna work. That is correct work. Okay, no, no, no,
we come out and say he's actuallynot gay. He's been playing at
this for the political points. That'swhat we do a lot of Google lose
fool. It's a it's a thousandunits in this development. Okay, we
(52:15):
only need five hundred and one ofthem. Pick up my mice? Did
you mute all mice? Yes?All right, so I'm already we're on
the right path. I'm already no, no, no, But that doesn't
(52:37):
mean you're against them. You're justsaying I want the true ones to be
true. And now again, itdoesn't have to be true. It has
to be provocative enough that people startanswering answering questions. And here's the thing.
If you're explaining, you're losing.So once he starts explaining, oh
no, I really am, becauseyou know back in you know, whatever
(52:59):
LOGI tries to give, he's alreadylosing because he has to explain his position
and look weak. So if Iif I run, I have I think
I say based off of the becausewe have group me in terms of what's
saying based off of the likes ormy limited comments, I doubt that I
wouldn't have enough to possibly win oneof the seats. So the one thing
(53:20):
I talked about the h OA isthey're oblivious to the perception that the community
has. I'm only post on therelike randomly, like if I see something
that's really agrees thisus, and thenif I post it's like twenty five likes
on it. Anymore. If yousaid there's a thousand units, everybody's not
in the group me, everybody's page, I don't know what the fuck they
(53:45):
have. No, we don't haveone of those. So in terms of
the group me, but like twentyfive there, there's only a few posts
that will be like above that.So in terms of like reading the room,
they aren't reading the room well interms of what the actual residence like.
If you're liking mine and up onsome of the top likes, then
you're not reading the room in termsof what the people are saying or agreeing
(54:05):
with um. So I said Iwouldn't, but I said, I don't
want that. I have a job. I'm not trying to do anything that
h A board paid No, it'sput h yeah, I'm out. Yeah,
as I said, that's why Idon't want it. I just wanted
enough to get the mothers out hereand then all that I'm as the campaign.
(54:32):
I don't I said, I don'twant it. You can said he
was a doc. I said,I have no problem. The only I
had with him the doc. NoHulu is it, but I'll have I'm
watching it, probably watch tomorrow.I'll have an h A update by the
next It should be nice by thenext Like the first, the first of
(54:55):
August is going to be a decisivein the sock them. So I was
really looking forward to crushing these politicalparts. Right now, they're all there.
Listen, I think I think Icould. I have to learn,
(55:16):
but I honestly and I'm not there. Like some House of Cards, there
were two. Hey you you hadso many last episode? My God,
like Jeff couldn't even bleep them all. I forgot. I was like,
damn there, don't do it slowchallenged, Okay, good job, good
(55:38):
untially yeah napses, aren't you gettingOkay, you get a little. God
doesn't always make mistakes, but hemade one here. I will never question
his choices. Kay, we doit every day. That's part of being
human. And and and listen,there's some ship the question some people are
(56:01):
needed in life? What you aboutgetting me? But I sha, that's
why you can't park on the otherside of the street. And yeah,
mm hmm, I don't know whatever, what next topic? Man, the
(56:22):
next episode. I'm telling you it'sgonna it's weird at one hour. Right
now, we're once we're going totake a ball week off. I ain't
got no, Well, we're goingin August two. August is gonna be
fucked. What are you gonna wearin August? You're not gonna be here
a week in August from one ofthe recordings, that's not true. I'm
(56:43):
not gonna be here one because it'sthe anniversary that weekend. I think it's
the same week we record. No, it's not hers is the first week
in August. The first weekt intoAugust is your anniversary? Right now?
Yeah, I'm going to Puerto Ricothat weekend in school started, Like,
I think, August is gonna befun for us. Well, only the
last weekend is is in question.But I'm well, I said, I'm
(57:07):
fancy football episode. Do you gonnado two episodes? You know? I'm
here, man, here all right, the closest one out and we start
a freshman. If you're feeling we'redoing things when we're saying you know what
to do. Tune into your guysnext week to hear the ship we're gonna
talk about in the next two minuteswe out this week, you didn't get
to the chop How are you gonnasuck up the flow? I mean,
(57:27):
how long, really, medicines,I've gone to the chopler. I wanted
to drop of the last week forthe first time in absolute weeks. The
episode doesn't even start that probably mybest could have. I don't know why
you start try at all? Whydid you Why? Why did you start
the episode when you know you dothe socials and there's other people here,
that's what What do you mean Youalready have a part here that you do,
(57:50):
so why would you start that episode? You mean tonight? Yeah,
I'm talking about last week. I'mtalking about tonight.
Undercover Brother is a classic movie.It is a classic. Stain. You
have to you have to have watchedyes for how bad it was? No,
yeah, if you haven't seen someplaying part of a classic movie in
my life? If so plain isa classic, If you haven't seen so
(00:24):
I was undercover classically bad? No, No, it's just as you're talking
about. Understand Malambmos wanted. No, No, I'm just shoying not a
black Yeah, that's a white movie. Yeah, that's okay. I just
had to man, I mean,I'm still you want to make a hierarchy
an Yeah, okay, you wantto do a hierarchy of black classics.
(00:48):
Okay, there's just too many knightsat the top. It's near there.
That's just damn good. Oh youbeat? I told all right, But
before we can do all that,Welcome to tr T Podcast. Um oney
(01:12):
three hosts. No, I ain'teven do silence for the better say that.
Um what's good as your boy?Jeff? What is going right now?
I thought you getting ready to restart? No, guess it's time to
(01:33):
changing hold sticky shit and put itto your brain. Bang bang, and
you get through like a life part. Let's teach us for life to the
party. I guess it's time tochanging. Hello everybody, this is Teeth.
We're just five guys just doing all. Yeah, you weren't doing show
(01:53):
by the way, hold on godshow. This is you've all you heard
from all three offs. I needto day, but now let's do our
interest. Boy Jeff tim always Idon't know what's going This is the graph
aka preis AKA just like prodounce canquickly change. Might have changed raw.
(02:17):
Hey k A save it, bitches. This is where yoyo. We just
podcast. Yeah, but I'm justjustlug the motherfucker. Find us on Instagram,
TikTok, Facebook X formerly known Xvideos. Hey yo, yeah,
(02:44):
I'm not calling that show. I'mgonna call it the app formerly known yeah
that ship. Yeah but at tgotpodcast on all the all the socials and
just google it and find the phone. Oh man, I couldn't believe that
(03:06):
shit changed. That, Like,my app just changed randomly to that X
bullshit. I gotta be honest.I thought it was bullshit. I thought,
like, how is Elon muss isrunning this ship based on his late
night This is what happens when youhave money. If you didn't want Twitter,
why did you buy it like you'reyou're here acting, you're actively acting
(03:28):
like you didn't want this ship.So I so I even go through all
that bullshit because I think his originalplan with the pump and dump doge coin,
and it's like I owned this.I can say everything and everybody here
remember he made doge coin the logofor like three weeks. Yeah, but
it's not it's not doing nothing.It did it? Did he made doge
coin Twitter? Yeah, if you'relogged on the Twitter instead of the little
(03:51):
birds Lyne in the corner, itwould be that little dog. Just I
mean, all the coins are butin the FTC already get with him about
that ship. He doesn' get funthat two seeds. But didn they find
him. We find him like sixteentimes. He got a honey, you
got that cast the walk you spendit all. It's Jetsons counting the money.
I thank you. Elon doesn't givea fuck like he's he's pimping everybody.
(04:15):
This is the same guy I waslike, yeah, full self driving
is coming for his cars, likein two thousand and five, it's two
two thousand and twenty three. Motherfucker'spaid fifteen thousand dollars and still don't have
it for the car and it's stillselling like you know, hot cakes.
So they're supposed to be flying rightnow, Jeff, I'm sure you remember,
because it isn't isn't the year theJetsons was based in didn't pass already?
(04:36):
Or isn't it Jessin's supposed to bein two thousand? No, yes,
here's the thing, Jeffins was supposedto be in two thousand. All
the Mega Man games we're supposed tobe between two thousand and eight and like
two thousand and sixteen. MegaMan wasa damn dude. Yeah, game video
game Champs. Jetsins came out likenineteen sixty four or some shit. Are
you sure I thought it was It'ssupposed to be further in the future.
(04:57):
Yeah, the Google It sound likein the twenties, like twenty wonder something
like that. Jets And use theGoogle's time frame. Yes, but I
gotta talk about I'm doing this,so it's not just that there twenty sixty
two, you're right, Oh shit, twenty one, twenty sixty two.
Oh yeah, ain't close. Ithought it was closer. Okay, No,
it was George Jetson's birthday. Itwas probably like twenty twenty something.
(05:18):
Yeah that's probably yeah, yeah,okay, so we even still you were
still time hid here? Good thinkabout think about how exponentially technology goes.
Am I gonna make it in twentysixty two? Did just just authorize like
you said, you want to diesixty five, you'll be done in fifty
something. Damn, I think abouttwenty sixty two. You'd have to be
(05:40):
born like nineteen ninety seven, soyou'll be ten years to await. You'll
died in nineteen. When we talkedabout that, did we talk are you
gonna die right before? Like youget your Social Security retirement all that ship?
No, no security, Yeah we'renot. We're not gonna have saying
hey if you're if you're basing yourlife time security, that's why I have
I have my investments. But wouldyou make a cow yard to make sure?
(06:03):
Um, you can do it?Father daughter dands No, you got
you know you know what time itis like she she gotta sell some random
nigga. No, just be intentionalon your if that's what you want.
They got a Holograms out you knowit'll be good. But yeah no,
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no not or or you can youknow you can do the things like here,
dad are gonna say, can dosomething a little bit more like real
and you do one every year likeyou just random to do it like on
her birthday. Just m but we'llsee if maybe I'll maybe I'll do that
if I'm we're getting close to theday and she's just she's just out here,
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not what she's supposed to. Allright, we got dance now.
Random alright, alright, random shituh off topic. On topic. I
was the only one out of mybrothers who had the mother sun danced think
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on her. I don't know.I didn't realize until afterwards. I was
bringing up Yeah she afterwards she waslike, yeah, you leok. Because
I didn't tell her. I justthought it was a fore gone conclusion.
So that's why I like in allthe pictures that we have, like you
can see her like she's that atmost. She was like, yeah,
I didn't remember. Nobody did it. So I was like, oh shit,
no for me, it was whatit sounds bad as a formality,
(07:31):
but I was like, yeah,isn't bad that I remember all about either
of y'all this wedding because it wasa good wedding. I guess I remember.
I remember from our first dance,all y'all were just waving back and
for nobody told her to sit downwhere to go? The whole wedding party
is kind of sitting there behind us, way back. Yeah. I was
just think, like, you're talkingabout the mother son dance. I was
(07:53):
like, I don't remember that,Listen. We were very very nice.
I don't remember much about your veryvery nice. Yeah. I don't say
it to be rude, Honestly,I'm like, I'm just seeing listen.
The only thing I remember about yourwedding is okay, I don't actually,
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the only thing I remember about yourwedding is everything everything before the reception and
everything everything afterwards. I don't rememberwhat happened after the reception, the after
party at the hotel joint. Iremember I was drinking before. I remember
being in the wine cellar joint.I remember all that. I remember,
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okay. I remember there was afall almost down, walking down for what
was it filling oh the rock?Yeah, and then it just blinks to
the after. I remember my reception, umty. I remember Lucy came I
(08:58):
remember I remember lou she came onin the other room. I can run
back in Um, we finished withBye bye bye. I remember that some
other things. We want to dida casino after yours? Right, Yes,
yes, yes, I do rememberthat. Yeah, she's still mad
at me because he went money like. No, no, we didn't gonna
we went to David Busters. No, who's we went to Maryland Live,
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but we were Busters and then wewent to Maryland. Did we go to
mary Ye? You didn't go.I don't think I went. We shouldn't
have. I definitely went to MarylanLife because I came up that I remember.
Yeah, we went to mary Lifeand we went to David Busterers because
um it was it was the latestto remember David Busters cla like, because
I had to keep her failure about. I remember David Busters because I busted
(09:43):
her cousin's ass in the basketball right, And she got mad at me because
we all went in David Busters andy'all left and Mary right there. Yeah,
we were like, we're going tomary Life. Yeah okay, okay,
I had remember there was a casinoyour one, Um yeah we went.
We didn't we went before the daysleading up to Yeah, it was
all like craps and whatever. Iremember being worried about my tuxedo. That's
(10:05):
all I remember at mine. Yeah, did you jump in the pool?
I did? Yeah, I wasthe last one. But yeah, but
listen, I didn't had I didn'thad a job, but so many days
to get the best to drive.I didn't have no job. I was
like, I ain't can't pick forthis shit did at me and times but
any the same year, yeah,yea, I remember I didn't go to
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that. We didn't go to hisbecause yours was first, and then this
was in Mexico. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, yeah,
I guess I was a f ZCAlight at your wedding. Yeah,
Zeca. Remember I don't know ifit was actually um. Week after I'd
come down with like food like symptomsand everything and we had to go to
Atlanta. Um coming at you butno, no, no, I was
(10:52):
huh yeah, I said, ZCAlight. I mean you missed. That's
the heaviest part of that weird soundabout was it coming to Zeke? Was
it was no joke? No,no, it wasn't. This was catting
on purpose before original COVID. Yeah, but I mean, hey, you
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know it was a good time.It was everybody's wedding was Let remember we're
just waiting on the feel. Haveyou ever been to a dry wedding?
Yes, I have, oh inmy life yeah yes, no man African
get down ankins. And it wasa it was a home wine like all
(11:37):
the ship. It was a caucozoid and and baby black wedding. That
was real dry baby black and caucozoid. Yeah, it was was it?
Were they churchy? No? Sookay, Uh, it was just dry
(11:58):
to music suck. No, Iisn't no alcohol? Oh that dry?
Actually I think it was an openbark cash bar. But that's just just
disrepectful to guests. But it's stillalcohol there. Yeah. I think that's
just well, that's why this is. This is the rule. If it's
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a cash bar, you get nogift. Yeah, like I gotta save
my coins to enjoy your winning.If it's an open bar, you get
a gift. I mean if it'sa but then what I learned is there's
a destination one and you don't getship. Yeah. My president is your
president. I think we all didit right with the open bar. Yes.
So if you're wishing to this planon getting married in the future,
(12:43):
open bar. If you if youwant to invite t g ot bar needs
to be Yeah, you know whatI would love to do. I would
love to be a winning crasher.My friend did that. That's how you
met his wife? Oh do youknock her that? He knocked her down
that day and then than they that'sonly that's the only way it works.
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No, if you're crashed the wedding, yes, that's that's your wife.
Yes, waiting. You crash thewedding to get the cheeks and you know
they're just to be the life ofparty, because weddings are for the most
part, funnest ship ceremonies when's you'reborn as fuck like you know what I
mean, the ceremony is whatever orlike ready receptions Like universally, it almost
(13:31):
doesn't matter what cultural backrock crackman youcome from. The weddings are lit as
fuck. Now, I will say, the more away from the US you
go for the culture, the morelets the words are like I would love
to go to I've been been abouteto three inn weddings. It's always been
a reason why I couldn't just takethree days to happen. Yeah, but
I'm not going to all that shipthat says African warder. I just want
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to know when you're writing on theelement and then where we're gonna dance and
when I can get my midwai.I'm looking forward to. But those journts
and let the African joints always letI think Italian journts, and lest even
Jewish Jewish. It depends on whichone's not Orthodox, Okay. On Brian
(14:18):
groom can't like see each each other, but they can't like dance through each
other after they married. After yougo through recepting, they gotta go each
other way, each other separate way. And there's a whole thing about it
on TikTok where they they can likedance before they open the doors, but
soon as the georgs when they goin, the gods go the way.
The girls go that way, likeall the non traditional zing girls. And
(14:39):
yeah that one. Yeah, nota wedding. You're gonna crash, Yeah,
said Levin. Seen you gotta askwhere do you where do you what
are you doing? Where do yougo? What do they do? Damn?
I don't know what they're I wasgonna say, it's not church,
it's temple, but where do youor synagogues? But it's like where do
you go? That. Uh.I don't know what they call that,
(15:01):
but yeah, I would one ofthose Lebanies one where they all like all
the dude getting a line to dothat little I gotta I gotta trust you
to hold me up, because thenI will be the one. I'll be
(15:22):
the only one. Now I can'tdo that. Yeah, if you're listening
to this and you have a weddingcoming up, t GLT would love to
come get to your wedding, mcee your wedding, crash that ship all,
we'll do it all be well,no, from our standards. We'll
make sure you have the best goddamnwedding. We all we will get to
(15:43):
the party starter like you somebody,everybody's come sitting around. Yeah, we
have no shape, not at all. No, not for I mean the
one. Oh, I mean yeah, he'll he comes out of jail.
You will. Let me tell yousomething, every May twentieth, every year
since we got married, we watchedthat wedding video and when your motherfucker's come
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out doing the whatever it called ning? Was that what the dance was called?
Yeah, when you guys came outdoing that ship, we cracked the
fuck up. Every year. Andthen when Phil comes. Oh my god,
there's so many years I want topost it on Ida and Running's is
(16:30):
like, that's not nice, andthis it'll a lot of thing up great
with the quick send it to me. We still have pictures that we haven't
posted yet, probably posted two yearspictures of you because we didn't do a
video. She's still mad at meabout that. But our videos go online
for the videographer. We know,Hey, somebody like link, I wanna
(16:51):
wait of the of the reception?Right, Yeah, it's like a quip
video. We had the full DVD, but he had like a ten minute
equip video. Yeah, somebody didn'tlike to drag memory a little bit.
Why don't you do a video too? Because I financed the whole thing myself.
Pictures, Yeah, fun picture wecould have been inside. Yeah.
(17:12):
I even said, yeah, pictureswere cheaper than video. This is the
reason why that ship came together.Did you want the open bar? Which?
What do you want to get?Cut out? We got a video
the pictures open bar. We broughtour own bottles. That was beforehand.
Y'all still drunk at the open bar? Yeah, because it already so you
would have only had the breath andthen it wouldn't even mean cash bar.
(17:33):
Y'all have had sold us and water. We would have left earlier, and
you had a cheap you we hadto pay all the hours. I swear
to gud if y'all left my weddingearlier party, I swear to guy they're
out to casine though we're back inthe hotel that the bartender she was.
Y'all wouldn't left the hotel because ally'all cars will but on flat like that.
(18:00):
Nobody's career of forty year, evenif you hit fifty watching this game,
I'm sorry, it's your number.Forty eight good for him. Forty
eight is one of the worst numbersof hitting basketball, Like either hit fifthy
or don't. I mean if Ihit forty eight, Yeah, but you're
you're you're You're left the mortal.You're six two with your shoulders up like
(18:22):
six one six one better stop sixmonths doctor, the doctor has certified,
doctor has certified me to lose thelife. And doctor has certific certified.
You can't read the fucking so mylicense? Are you? They just ask
(18:44):
you, motherfucker my wife to mywife. It's a government document. You
can supposed to life that They literallyjust asked you. I'll like they do.
That's that's a whole other thing.Because I asked some women about to
wait too, So I wonder Iwant No, I'm not putting that not
(19:07):
just no. Really, I'm onesixty plus one universe? Are you one
sixty? Oh my god? Whatif it was like if you had a
big you had a big as presson. I was like, yo, do
you want to be a doughter?No, nobody was there's nothing you can
(19:33):
do. Everything, everything's that.I just don't waste our time. That's
horrible, all right, Jeff,you're doing a terrible job of keeping us.
We talked about marriage, We talkedabout the top of wanted to talk
about overarching things. Well, let'sroll into the marriage ones in the real
(19:56):
talking about No, don't happy,we're on a levity track. That's just
diabolical drop off the clip. No, let's just keep it up there.
But after you get married, youwatch Born and the Chess. What a
throwback to three episodes ago? Ohyeah, yeah, that wasn't nobody.
(20:18):
Yeah, I was like, waita second, the transition at what time
after? Oh? I mean notdirectly, that's what it sounded like.
It was like after you get ready. I mean, if you're order dox
dude, that's probably what you do. I get married, I gotta go
another room, Like here's my lifefor the next But now we have to
(20:40):
talk about marriages in the ending ofmarriages. So um Tina Lawson, Oh
yeah, Tina Lawson. But TinaKnowles and Richard Lawson um or are getting
divorced. And in one of themessage boards that on the internet, somebody
found Richard Lawson's likes on Twitter andit was a lot of form. I
(21:03):
mean, no shade, but usebookmarks are just like getting no pad to
say somebody didn't tell them yeah,or making shit private anyway. Somebody else
had responded to it and it waslike why do we celebrate sex workers?
Were shame the sex customers? Andit's like he's just participating in a business
as thrivement, Like why why mustwe shame him? So I generally agree
(21:30):
with you with this, not youthat I'm saying, this is yours.
I genitely agree with the Asian whyare we shaming the sex customers? But
the play Devil's advocate is he reallywith his likes on Twitter? Is he
benefiting a sex worker? It's gettingit's exposures of my algorithm with the life.
(21:55):
Yeah, it's engagement, and atthe end of the day, engagement
is what drives. So here's thething. I looked at those tweets and
a lot of them research purposes.It was all research. But we were
talking about this. It wasn't likethe person in the video or the aggregator
site that posted it for the world, so he didn't get railed. It
(22:19):
was like a meme account or youknow, an aggregator boobs boobs, boobs
some of that that's posting these things. So the algorithm is going towards these
third parties and not necessarily the ladywho had to take that beating. So
(22:41):
so, but yeah, there wasa where's a couple of those? By
exposure, somebody sees one of thevideos like, oh, who the fuck
is that? And they do researchand say who is it? And then
they go further down the rabbit hole. Co many time you done that?
Oh this is happening on Instagram?And then my question is when you go
(23:03):
down that rabbit hole, do youfind they're only fans or do you find
their free clips on porn help?Okay, I find that I do find
if they have an only fans,because that lets me know how nasty and
possibly get I don't out of adultyou find the only fans to make sure
that exist, and you go somewhereto find the videos only read as a
(23:26):
good source. So this this alwayssound of like shameful behavior. I don't
want to be tied same. We'renot paying for that. That's we're shaving.
We're circumventing again. Not if notum supporting the sex workers alternative means
if somebody would just like, like, can I tell my wife you know,
(23:48):
I got a five dollar subscription,I got a tweet account, like
I'm supporting the Italian because I don'tgay whatever you know, but italli yeah,
what the fun It's the same exactthing or just different entertainment. But
I'm supporting content creator. Yea,yeah, it is what it is.
I mean, that's like Jay zoldtitle. He wanted everybody to support his
(24:11):
ship. It just wasn't happening.You know, we can lime wire like
we all had this shit. Youget some supporters and no, because you
got your money, you're gonna getsome people will get the free ship.
It all comes. Most people allusethe game. I think that's where the
shame is. Like if if something, well, I take it back because
the internet is ruthless. Like ifwe would have found out that he had
(24:33):
only fan subscriptions to all these ladiesin that probably still would have wait him.
Would it would it be? Wouldit would be? Like? It
also depends on what what do youlike? Because he just liked some normal
black women. It wasn't anything itwas it was just regular shit. But
like the King, shame is somethingtotally different. I want the iva we
(24:55):
gotta I've said before what we didsome ship we gotta kill Shane um before
the wordship. Well we said that. But there you go to can't shaming.
I don't feel bad about if weshould. We got to get to
a point where if you go tosupport sex now, if you hate them
all Daniel Lane and you know,hate all the sex hate them, I
(25:19):
hate all that, but you shamesex workers and the sex customer. Yeah,
yeah that you do what you do. But if you want to say
support sex workers, you can't shamethe people that support, like financially support
them. Is there a funnier wayto say sex customers? I feel like
we're tricks Johns No, I meanthat's that's that's game one derogatory. Oh
(25:41):
that's on the scale of yeah,yeah, we never had that question.
By the way, I was listeningto the episode, we never we didn't
go we didn't answer that question.But I'll think about it. Sex customers
doesn't have the right pop I needed. But I feel like sex work shame.
Like they appreciated the money obviously,but probably feel that they think these
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people are nasty, like why areyou here? Like it depends on what
type of sex you're doing. So, like the feats, the people that
sell their feet, and I mean, this is weird that, see what
I'm saying. So I think theyprobably that's not a sex worker though,
Like sex worker people are getting offto their feet, but that's that sex.
They're a rotting guy. They're notjust throwing up their uncut feet.
(26:29):
They're throwing up, they're getting theirfeet together, they're putting chocolate. That's
sex workers. That's not a sexworker. That's not a sexy. To
be a sex worker, they haveto do a sexual act. You have
to be involved in the sexual actto be a sex worker. Your feet
if you were just posting pictures ofyour feet and doing bad doubt if you
have If you're if you have avideo you're doing giving a foot job,
(26:51):
you're a sex worker. Feet aren'tsex work. No, but TV's nash
are No, that's that's still worker. No, that's if you're just posting.
If it's porn, it's sex Idisagree. Huh Wait a second.
If if my wife shows me yourTVs, we don't, it's not sex
definition you your wife to you isnot a sex worker. No, I'm
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talking about the sex partner. No, no, the word meaning the lady
is not only fans showing her breasts. Is she a sex worker? I
don't classify that as a sex worker. What do you quesify it as if
she's on only fans getting fucked?No? No, no, no,
I'm asking you what the ladies you'reshowing tips and ass a only fans and
getting paid for it, they're nota sex worker? What are they?
(27:40):
They're an entrepreneur? I don't considerthough. All right, so let me
ask you this, would you andnobody can hear? Obviously, But if
you have someone who's a porn starthat has videos out of them actually having
(28:00):
sex, and then somebody the onlyfans has no sex just posting pictures.
Do you think they titty's asked whatever. Do you think they would say that
they're in the same category as asex worker. Yes, yes, because
they are selling sexual gratification. Butthat's not a sex worker though, you
are working, so you're taking thevery literally. Yes, I have to
(28:21):
be fucked to be a sex ourgrouper. Sex workers no, they can
be their entertainment. No, kidstheir entertainment. And there are the ones
that take it to the champaigne room. Those are sex worker. Those are
definitely sex They have transitions, theyhave transitions. Okay, they working over
(28:48):
you put them under they are sexualworking. Yes, I guess that's my
classification. Okay, I think theyall fall under the umbrella of selling sex
um, whether it be them engagingin the acts or making the customer.
That's so broad things. Yeah,that's the whole point of the point.
(29:11):
Are you talking about people post feetpictures and sex workers because they're they're not
doing it. They're grading, notgrading. They are they're de grading the
sex worker category by posting people they'reselling sexual gratification. They they're doing it
for the express purpose because you cando anything if somebody gets sexual Gradinger,
(29:33):
Man, I love lamp like asex worker. If somebody says, oh,
that's a lamp, hey, thatlamp is doing his job because I'm
getting off to it, will goback to the kink Channing Park. Well,
feet is a fetish in kink.So is it sex work? That's
what we're talking about, and wesay yes, all right, So,
like I said, you can saywhatever, get somebody off. It's sex
work. If so, that's thething. They're doing it for the express
(29:56):
expression sex work. Like you toa volleyball game. You're not going to
watch the game, but they're nota text one. Okay, so so,
but so that's the distinction. Ifthis lady says I'm gonna take pictures
of my feet to sell it topeople online whose like feet for sexual things,
(30:18):
that person is now a tex worker. I disagree. Um. You
know, you guys, there isno consensus here. Here we go.
There's never never part of the partof the um. But so at the
end of the day, I believeyou know what the internet, you do.
(30:41):
What you're like this man is they'realready getting a divorce, right and
it doesn't even matter. That's thereason they were getting divorce. So it
just right just after they come out. The thing is their motherfuckers were probably
tweeting all this dumb shit online.The next tab over for them is bitch
is getting fucked. So it's likewhatever was it? Feet? Could it?
(31:03):
Man? Could have been? Feet, could have been scat. No,
why would have have to go there? Could have been? Just leave
it there, don't go to No, you think jeans training canceled like a
fucking just let us canceled. No, she wasn't wrong. What does she
(31:26):
I don't want to go over,don't she didn't even I don't know the
full story. I don't know thehighlight and what do I didn't want to
be about so um some she wasfinding to somebody who who was saying that
women are gatekeeping periods. It wasa trans woman and she's like the transomer,
(31:47):
just women are gate keeping periods?Like why does that have to be
the thing to make you a woman? And just like y'all are dumbing fuck
stopped doing all this ship like awoman is a woman in a period belongs
to a woman like you out heredoing trying to do something you can't do,
like no, like you ain't awoman, Like I respect your She's
like, I respect you to bea trans whatever, but if I have
a period, I have a fuckingperiod. That is my womanhood. And
(32:12):
I kind of agree with her.She's like, no, women aren't gate
keeping period like they have periods.Gate Keeping periods is crazy, especially since
none of them want to have Wow. Yeah, I was yeah, yeah,
I should have known that. Idon't think that I hear the term
(32:32):
gate keeping period today. But herewe are. We still haven't talked about
the marriage, hot Rod. We'regonna come back to her and we're just
going off the rails. No,we'll stay on the rails with everything else.
But I I didn't know what.I don't know what directory to stay
on. We're going on the rail. We're being we're being happy. What
(32:53):
does this sound? Due to you, I've known motion congraduations? What was
supposed to do something for some people? Might next table in cognito. I
(33:21):
thought that was a ship from uhNo, but it was the movie uh
I forgot? Oh man, Yeah, you know that just reminded me of
Well, I want you to tellme what that sound was supposed to do
to me, and then I'm gonnatell you what the next sound. So
the original one I played was thebackground music fro two Girls, One Cup.
I've never seen that. Really,no congratulation. Now you've been on
(33:44):
the internet. I've never ever seenthat bullshit. I am so as much
as his motherfucker talks about it.I've never in my life google search of
blue waffles. I wasn't even onethat brought up you originally? Who did?
I don't know? That seems likemore your lane. First of all,
the randomness of blue waffles goes straightto you. I could pull up
(34:07):
a picture of a blue waffle.No, okay, go ahead, use
my WiFi though, right, Yeah, I've never seen that, dumb ship.
Like when I heard what it wasabout, I was like, there's
there's not a thing in my life. How did you get Like nobody like
say, hey, watching this rightway? No, I don't. I
guess in my early life I oncea round by assholes. Yeah, well
(34:29):
so no that I had no anythingyou've ever seen it? Probably I've seen
enough. You were you probably werelike fourteen years old. I came out
of college. Oh, volume allthe way down, Like I don't.
I don't anybody that knows the musicto that watched it multiple times, no
(34:50):
response, No if you, Theresponse should be you're watching it with the
fuck immediately turn off and never watchingit. Yeah, but the music place,
the team goes twenty five things beforewhatever what actually happens, but nobody's
associating. Oh, I won't saynobody, but yeah, once and that's
it. Never. I don't knowwhat it was, but um the slip
(35:12):
up of the second clip reminded meof Vegas, where this guy swears that
he was watching some herbal Essence commercial. I was. I didn't know on
progress, I knew your crazy andyou know, on that same trip,
just you can I say this,He's not here. No, I'm talking.
(35:36):
No, I'm not talking about something. No. The other one,
Oh that's on the same trip.I go to pick up somebody's iPad to
look at something. I go tothe go Internet. Right there in my
face, he's celebrating sex squart likeyou, motherfucker. It's bigger. This
(36:00):
is Vegas. I was disappointed theVegas too go back strip or trading cards.
Oh man, they were on thefloor. I know, but that
was disappointing. Vegas still like thatnow, I feel like you could be
taking their kids. Like again,back to that black Travel Facebook you would
(36:22):
be taking their kids to Vegas.I don't know why I want to Vegas
as a kid. What did youdo with the circus? Circus? What
your parents do? They just afamily ship the whole time they're in Vegas
with you. They brought my grandfatherwith us. They were like, I
didn't mad if I was your grandfather? Fucking he went to sleeping like a
(36:44):
thirty and we were staying in thehotel. I'm going I went on,
Yeah, no, I mean it'sVegas though, like yeah, but I
was disappointed Vegas because they said wewent, we got the limbo one all
the ship and they even to thatwhackass strip club. Yeah Lema with the
white Yeah, I don't he itwas I knew you were if you weren't
(37:06):
at the strip club. Hey,I mean, nigga, I was you
weren't there somebody somebody wash? Thatwas after the fact you were. We
went it was it was a stripclub and then it was a strip so
you went to get your balls fromtime. I didn't go to that one.
(37:28):
We went to the same night becausewe went all right, So we
went to Vegas for my birthday.It was oh yeah, So we had
the limo because they were talking aboutthey had listened Vegas had all the cars
out there, so it was likefree limo ride got to the strip club
was free. Yeah, it wasfree. It was the whackest strip club
ever insight. It was horse Idon't know what. I don't know what
(37:49):
one of them, but it wasbitches that just had the surgery. The
titties wasn't moving. It was still. Yeah, it was. It was
horrible though, So we left whatwhat what? Oh? That was?
(38:13):
Uh? That was so. Thenthe same night it was like, Yo,
this ship is whack. And that'swhen we google mean time. Yeah,
we google's like, yo, where'sthe ship? So we went off
the strip and went to the realstrip club, the Blacks, the Fuegos.
There's a black point starter there wasn'tthere a dude though, I don't
call it that. No one ofthem. It's one of them. I
(38:45):
don't know. I wishn't remember thename of that strip club. I know,
Bright low Down. I hope youknow it's Crazy Man Restaurants and mad
other business closed down. I didn'thear a lot of a lot of strip
clubs that didn't make it through COVID, didn't go shut down to open back
up sixteen times before COVID, beforeCOVID, but like and it's back now
(39:13):
then long but sex workers, butto think that, like how did how
did that work during COVID slow overheadbecause the other thing is that's my point?
Yeah, no, I mean theyalways go back to the strip club
while motherfucker's were dying because he's thewrong, wrong person. What you think
(39:35):
about you do you just change therules, Like technically you're already six feet
away, like you just say noway, I've answers. Well then why
am I going? Yeah? Youwant to show it? Yeah's And they
got and I'm sure the virtual shapewas popping by that time. But they
are pob sucks we're talking about.But even still, I don't know.
(39:59):
I think pretty the tip that survivedCOVID and the ship that didn't. Motherfucker's
always gotta eat. But restaurants wentdown, you could there's no need to
go to the strip. I don'tbecause the secon thing like that happens during
the recessions, like vices go up, alcohol, cigarettes, all that stuff.
But I understand that this since tobe the same thing. But no,
(40:20):
but not when other human contact cankill you. Listen, and I
can't say whatever. I can't sayyou got put a t shirt if you're
at the house for three months,put it, put it on times when
he's throwing his tires. I mean, I don't know. Strip clubs are
(40:43):
always gonna be but they're not sexworkers, right unless they go to the
champagne. There's no other reason.I don't know. Some people just want
to talk. Yeah, you can'ttalk on the floor. Listen. If
you get a champaion room, youdon't at least get a hand job.
(41:05):
That's you're wasting a matter thinks thata hand job is a waste of time.
Then I do anything you can doyourself. Yeah, put in your
mouth or well, wait a second. I mean that's how I feel about.
There's a silent clip right now,I know, right, like like
(41:28):
how do how does someone just sayI'll touch out a little bit? Like
what do you? What are youtalk? What are we doing here?
Not in fifth grade? I don'tI don't know what. No, what's
your what's your opinion on it?Are you? Are you? Are you
pro hand job? I'm an adult, but you but you go to that
(41:52):
Champaion room and say all right,at least I got a hand job.
That's crazy. No, I said, if you're not at least getting get
a hand job, you go thatthat shouldn't be the East. You're right,
the sex workers, sex workers ofJesus, sex workers taking you to
chance. Someone gives you a handjob. What a sex worker? They
performed a sex worker? No,no, no, I'm not asking you.
(42:14):
If someone gives me a hand job, they will eventually turn into a
Wait, you're a group, oneof them turn into a sex worker.
That's the gateway to I didn't getmyself off. So now you have a
(42:38):
more card here you what like,is that what a sex worker has to
do? Like, if they don'tget you off with them, not a
sex worker? Not a good Okay, so we're need to call up somebody
dancing with their sex worker. Yeahyeah, if the chick kisses you the
(42:59):
club, that's not the same settingsomebody off. I'm just saying, like
myf because she didn't do it.But like if somebody, if somebody's working
on you and then and you bustingthat, you're a child, but sord
she may not very I'm just getvery bad for free year. She may
(43:24):
not know that has never happened,I just shouldn't. But I don't even
know where that comes. I'm justthrowing out I just wanted throwing a hypotheticals.
But like following your logic, ithas to have something like I can't
get you have to get me off? Sex worker, yes, and I
(43:45):
don't. I cannot be the onethat's so doing the work. If you
watch a porno but you don't getoff, she's not sexu worker. No,
she's sex working with somebody else.So she's such a she's just what
if she's what you just said,yeah, you had about you getting off?
Yeah? Me, if it's adirect, if she's if I'm watching
(44:05):
before and and and she's sucking anothernigga, he's getting off. She's a
sex worker. She's getting him offfor you, the enjoyment of him,
and I'm just happy to watch itso I get myself. So if it's
a if it's a denial video,she's not a sex worker, I don't
know what that is. Denial contestclues. I don't know what. I
(44:37):
don't know. I don't even wantto know. I mean, I watched
I've never denial of a denial oforgasm. I've never dived into that kink
or feis over here? Now answerquestion. I'm not here? How how
(44:58):
does that happen? You don't wantthe nigga nut? I think fucking that
she stops. Yeah, she's asex worker. But you just said you
had to get off. So ifyou had to get off, you found
an exception. You found an exception. That's just listen. Who Jesus I
(45:22):
wish somebody would Did he pay forthis? You have a strong man?
Did he pay for this? Somepeople do like getting dominated? We ever
do that? No? Who Rihannacomes through? That's patriot. But you're
(45:43):
not gonna give me away and saythat pose it will? Mark? Are
we at forty five? I don'ttrust you. That was that's patriot O
good, but making note of that, I'm talking about that after. It
doesn't matter. It's like taking thefifth modment. Won you say that?
Shit? You know you're hitting thepolity. No, you don't know the
company. I'm making topic. Um, you talk about homeown association or how
(46:05):
much the beach ucks? Yeah?Why can't I park on the other side
of the street right now? Iwasn't gonna talk about the homeowners association?
But there's still assholes. And actuallythis one I can't blame one though,
this one I blame one, thedeveloper in the county. However, the
toying, I can blame on theeach other, the toy niggas. Why
(46:29):
other signs on there? There's aside. Oh so it's not even covering
the whole block. No, it'sat the very beginning and that's it.
Coming from the other side of thedrink, I don't know that. I
don't never go in that side,you know what I'm saying if I come
in, because you can come intothe side of the street from the other
side, right, yeah, Mystreet is like a you right, So
(46:49):
if I come in from the otherside, if the signs only on one
part, how can how can theygive me on that? I don't know.
I mean there are all right,So this is what it is.
There's no parking signs that were placedin three spots along the entire US street
that says no parking. And theno parking sign is only on one side
of the street, and that's infront of the town homes. Yeah,
(47:12):
side of the tracks. The hOA came and put a singular sign that
I don't know how, but othersign but it says towing, and it's
on one of the no parking signsat the very front. You're not supposed
to be for the totality. Sothere's been arguments and conversations about blah blah
blah, the county has never comethrough this bitch and told, enforced,
done a goddamn thing that just hasthat sign there. Since we all are
(47:36):
our Americans that we can't where thefuck out of it unless somebody does it.
So that came on. They calledup. There's an oh, yeah,
this towing company has always been contracted. They've never told previously since I've
been here in twenty twenty. Andthen when the new board came on,
it was, oh, yeah,we're gonna start towing, but didn't tell
nobody. The signs just started showingup. So then questions came out,
(47:58):
well when are they gonna start?There was a whole back and forth blah
blah blah. So yeah, Idon't know anybody's been told. Like the
last two weeks they've been parking onour side and we've been I'm not saying
we've been boogie as fuck. Idon't give a fuck. All right,
So it's single families on one sideand it's town homes on the other side.
(48:19):
I don't want the town home sideniggas parking on the single family side
home. Listen, you should havebought a single family home. Pockets shit
in the back, but they havespaces in the back. So the single
family drinks have a two cargar ridgeand they have two parking spaces in the
driveway in the back of the house. Single family the town homes a town
home. Town homes have two gargarode. Yeah, and so they should
(48:43):
fucking park in the back or whateverthe street parkers should be like for visitors
and blah blah blah. Yeah,so I don't know how many niggas they
got in a single family home,but I mean at the townhouse. But
the cars'll be parking on the sideof the street. So let's been a
back and forth. Like I said, we we're good with our neighbors.
I got a fire hydra on theright side, so if they can't park
there, and the left side,I'm good with two of the town hosts
(49:04):
town homes in front of my drink, so I always get a park or
one space anyway. But yeah,the HLA is of that assholes. You
I know my story about him,but yeah, that's what it is.
I'm park on that side of thestreet. I mean, I hope you
won't get told. I want tofind everybody. You know what I want?
Like, this is who you callif you get told? It has
(49:27):
the number. One another thing,I have the number, Like I know
the guy. I don't know himenough not to get your card told.
But you don't know you're aware ofhe knows my house number and he knows
okay, so he should word foryou too. But I said he wouldn't
know y'all cards, Like you're notgonna call me though it's a random card
let. But yeah, I'll havean updated on the HLA by our next
(49:53):
there's some things in the work.I'll just say that. Yeah, okay.
Then for president fuck that. Noneof them listening to this, but
I think I said the last one. I I will fucking because they're up
in October for you're gonna run forhim? I will if if they fuck
(50:16):
around after this it all goes,I will run for the h whatever just
to get these motherfuckers out and thenresigned too much later. I'm gonna do
that. I wouldn't win no,Well, listen, okay, now we
got we're gonna have to work shopthis. So you're gonna you're gonna campaign.
You're announce your candidacy, and you'regonna immediately run a smear campaign my
(50:42):
wife. I listen. They thisis bigger than yours, is bigger than
her. Listen, these are yourrights. I also have a right.
Yeah, I feel with my wife, and I don't need no discourse sheet.
She'd get over that. You ain'tgonna messed with, especially especially the
(51:04):
things that we're gonna get done.Okay, so listen, you immediately,
in the same breath that you announceyour candidacy, you gotta say that h
president is a lady, right,Yes, vice president is a man?
Her, Yes, vice president man. You immediately got to say that he's
in he's in the closet immediately.Doesn't have to be true. That doesn't
(51:30):
That doesn't work. Why because he'snot. Yeah, that's not You don't
hear what I said. I said, it doesn't have to be true.
I just have to be provocative.But if he's openly out is old,
I say, it's not gonna work. He's a political juggerna. It's not
(51:52):
gonna work. That is correct work. Okay, no, no, no,
we come out and say he's actuallynot gay. He's been playing at
this for the political points. That'swhat we do a lot of Google lose
fool. It's a it's a thousandunits in this development. Okay, we
(52:15):
only need five hundred and one ofthem. Pick up my mice? Did
you mute all mice? Yes?All right, so I'm already we're on
the right path. I'm already no, no, no, But that doesn't
(52:37):
mean you're against them. You're justsaying I want the true ones to be
true. And now again, itdoesn't have to be true. It has
to be provocative enough that people startanswering answering questions. And here's the thing.
If you're explaining, you're losing.So once he starts explaining, oh
no, I really am, becauseyou know back in you know, whatever
(52:59):
LOGI tries to give, he's alreadylosing because he has to explain his position
and look weak. So if Iif I run, I have I think
I say based off of the becausewe have group me in terms of what's
saying based off of the likes ormy limited comments, I doubt that I
wouldn't have enough to possibly win oneof the seats. So the one thing
(53:20):
I talked about the h OA isthey're oblivious to the perception that the community
has. I'm only post on therelike randomly, like if I see something
that's really agrees thisus, and thenif I post it's like twenty five likes
on it. Anymore. If yousaid there's a thousand units, everybody's not
in the group me, everybody's page, I don't know what the fuck they
(53:45):
have. No, we don't haveone of those. So in terms of
the group me, but like twentyfive there, there's only a few posts
that will be like above that.So in terms of like reading the room,
they aren't reading the room well interms of what the actual residence like.
If you're liking mine and up onsome of the top likes, then
you're not reading the room in termsof what the people are saying or agreeing
(54:05):
with um. So I said Iwouldn't, but I said, I don't
want that. I have a job. I'm not trying to do anything that
h A board paid No, it'sput h yeah, I'm out. Yeah,
as I said, that's why Idon't want it. I just wanted
enough to get the mothers out hereand then all that I'm as the campaign.
(54:32):
I don't I said, I don'twant it. You can said he
was a doc. I said,I have no problem. The only I
had with him the doc. NoHulu is it, but I'll have I'm
watching it, probably watch tomorrow.I'll have an h A update by the
next It should be nice by thenext Like the first, the first of
(54:55):
August is going to be a decisivein the sock them. So I was
really looking forward to crushing these politicalparts. Right now, they're all there.
Listen, I think I think Icould. I have to learn,
(55:16):
but I honestly and I'm not there. Like some House of Cards, there
were two. Hey you you hadso many last episode? My God,
like Jeff couldn't even bleep them all. I forgot. I was like,
damn there, don't do it slowchallenged, Okay, good job, good
(55:38):
untially yeah napses, aren't you gettingOkay, you get a little. God
doesn't always make mistakes, but hemade one here. I will never question
his choices. Kay, we doit every day. That's part of being
human. And and and listen,there's some ship the question some people are
(56:01):
needed in life? What you aboutgetting me? But I sha, that's
why you can't park on the otherside of the street. And yeah,
mm hmm, I don't know whatever, what next topic? Man, the
(56:22):
next episode. I'm telling you it'sgonna it's weird at one hour. Right
now, we're once we're going totake a ball week off. I ain't
got no, Well, we're goingin August two. August is gonna be
fucked. What are you gonna wearin August? You're not gonna be here
a week in August from one ofthe recordings, that's not true. I'm
(56:43):
not gonna be here one because it'sthe anniversary that weekend. I think it's
the same week we record. No, it's not hers is the first week
in August. The first weekt intoAugust is your anniversary? Right now?
Yeah, I'm going to Puerto Ricothat weekend in school started, Like,
I think, August is gonna befun for us. Well, only the
last weekend is is in question.But I'm well, I said, I'm
(57:07):
fancy football episode. Do you gonnado two episodes? You know? I'm
here, man, here all right, the closest one out and we start
a freshman. If you're feeling we'redoing things when we're saying you know what
to do. Tune into your guysnext week to hear the ship we're gonna
talk about in the next two minuteswe out this week, you didn't get
to the chop How are you gonnasuck up the flow? I mean,
(57:27):
how long, really, medicines,I've gone to the chopler. I wanted
to drop of the last week forthe first time in absolute weeks. The
episode doesn't even start that probably mybest could have. I don't know why
you start try at all? Whydid you Why? Why did you start
the episode when you know you dothe socials and there's other people here,
that's what What do you mean Youalready have a part here that you do,
(57:50):
so why would you start that episode? You mean tonight? Yeah,
I'm talking about last week. I'mtalking about tonight.
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