Episode 188 - Make The Choice

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Episode Transcript

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We should do an intro. Ohfuck my bad. Yo, guess it's
time may Sticky put it to yourbrain. Bang bang, and you're looking
like a life apart teachers for Lifeto the party. I guess it's time
they let me. Yeah fuck,I welcome to the recording number two of

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the evening. Yo. Welcome,ladies and gentlemen. We are t g
o t those guys over there.I don't want to your three hosts big
time. Yeah uh but you know, but you know, get the band
with me. I don't want letthem plug them. Don't got that got

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that part yet? Ship. Weshould have focused on poking. No,
I told you I don't wanted togo. Please to get him out of
what's good? Boy? Jeff desigrapha k A pretty wise AKA. My

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pronouns are knee buckling. Say hey, listeners, right out there game.
Do you ever remember a time whenyou had knee buckling sex? Or you
you masturbated so high brush one dayon one bend to knee like boys the

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action cock cleats use co teach gempshit off a check out. So if
you were with us last week one, you know what we mean by knee
nuts. But two. You knowthat this episode is the official would you
rather? Episode? You know wewent through two. We only got through

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two in last episode and a sparkedsparked conversation, So we're gonna continue.
I'm gonna go right into it withwould you rather? Be? For us
to sing along? Or dance too? Every single song you hear, I'm
not dancing to shit? Fuck that. I don't two step no more,
I don't doug You Dougie stank yourleg. I don't do that that shit.

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No one fuck no, you didn'tget me to dance to shit.
Well, the only dance I'm waitingfor is is my daughter's drink. That's
the only thing she wants. Somechoreography, shit, I'll do it.
Now here's it. Knowing that,knowing that if you picked this would you
rather? You may not be ableto dance to a song again because you're

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always singing. Are you gonna pickdance because you know that's on your No,
but just think about that, that'slike way too much energy. Every
time a song on you got yougot Bernie and shit like you you did
you still get get Bernie ship doingthat Bernie shit, So like nah,

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man, you're singing. I honestly, if there was an option for neither,
I do neither. But that's notthe point of the game, So
I'll defer the Jeff Lympick come back. Oh, I guess I was given
the smellfucking party rock anywhere. Butwhat do you think about if you gotta
sing you singing bongos and shit singingmongos? Yeah, you have you ring.

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You gotta pretty tight in the nunI mean, but that's the song.
Oh yeah, Oh you mean thesong Bongoes. Yeah. I thought
you're talking about the instrument, buthe's talking about that mag and Barty Joe.
Are you talking about every time youhear a song, every song you
hear, you have to sing alongwith it, or every song you hear
you have to dance along with it. Yeah, oh my dancing and one

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Margart read but you gotta say fiveMargart readers you put this is that factual
ship that's happened is just But becausewhat you're gonna do when he say put

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it in your butt? You yougot something to stop? No, no,
not no no. But when youdance, I'm doing the witchcon I
can stop dancing. Part of thedance because it's in your butt. Nah,
and then man, the dance,the piece, gotta masch the fucking

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song. You you're white, youknow white. You can't you can't go
you right? No, that Carltonevery song. No, it's not that
you only Carlton's in one song.It's not usual. It's that's one of
the don't want it only he neverunless I'm wrong, tell me, but
he's never hit that to any othersong he's brought. You don't do when

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asked me, was singing no whenthey were on stage? Yeah, no,
they were doing the car could heat. Yeah, yeah, and we'll
get him off, all right,knee buckles. It just it's what you
think about us, Like, Goddamn, all right, here's a new

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one. What what about you?Oh, I'm fucking saying I'm singing all
day. I don't. I don'tlyrics is lyrics niggas? No, I'm
sinking. I God damn sound trythat shit, go ahead and try.
I was thinking, all right,yeah, I'm singing. The damncing is
crazy. I mean, I endup in the ear just because I have

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to dance. I mean, it'snot gonna affect my body. I'm not
fucking doing the worm or some shit, because that's okay, we sink.
Are you matching the energy in thesong? Again? Your vocal cords won't
be shot at some point. Imean, if I didn't have to talk,
would I? Except for this podcast, I guess. But man,
speaking of talking, I can't talkabout it here. But yeah, yeah,

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I'm going in, like what doyou gotta hear Maria's whistle? Registered?
I mean, I'll go as highas the voice will go, like
I can't, I'm not. Yeah, it's just gonna go. It's gonna
go. I can only be mean. Yo. I performed that song to
become Charlie Brown in the seventh grade. The same old game my addition to

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become Johnny Brown in the seventh eighthgrade. Sorry, I couldn't think the
guy. He had confidence he couldget on. I brought the tape.
The dances too was let and Iwas only black. So yeah, that's
just lit. I'll never forget thatship. That was what a time?

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All right? The next one,the next one, and then let's finish
this up. While I'm doing that, we got a would you rather have?
H this says another Okay, Ithink I know what the answer is.
Gonna be the case. Would yourather have another ten years with your

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current partner? Why am I gonnado that? The niggas scratch this one.
We're gonna We're gonna move on.I thought it was different. Would
you rather have everyone be everyone youknow be able to read your thoughts or
for everyone you know you know tohave access to your Internet history. Give

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me the access to my Internet history, Tomos, I work in HR.
People can't know my thoughts. Thefacts, white can't know my thoughts.
That's the that's that's not the hardpart. M Oh, it's the people
who you work with, not likemy wife pretty much knows she knows all

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my thoughts, because I'd be blurtingthat shit out. So that's a that's
not always the best thing. Butalso it's just a thing. So yeah,
yeah, just as far as ifit has to apply to all my
life. Yeah, I don't careabout my Internet history, Honestly, they

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can have that. Ship don't matterto me. Yeah, I watch porn,
so but I never got weird.No, I never got weird never
yet were not on purpose? Thatpart two, That part counts, Yeah,
but that part counts. Yeah,that partly definitely counts. No,
it's never got weird on purpose.I've never purposely win when it's been there,
but sh and you thought it wassomething else. Yeah, that wouldn't

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be. But like pop ups inyour history, but like big show up
as pop ups pop ups, popups come up based on you, your
habits, like the old days,like are you trying to tell you're throwing
trainings in your face? What areyou doing? All right? Yeah,

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I think we're having consensus. Thoughyou can see my internet history, you
knowing my thoughts and ain't given time. I value my life. If it
was, I wish it was thereverse. That would I'd rather hear other
people's thoughts of course, yeah,of course, Yeah that's too favorable.
This is let's go normal, okay. Would you rather be chronically under dressed

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or overdressed? Underdressed? In anysituation, You'd rather be underdressed than over
I'd be comfortable. That's a twentysix months Come on, No, I'd
rather be overdressed. I'm i'm I'mi'm an. I think I'm too vain

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to cryingly be underdressed. Yeah.Yeah, any day in a week it's
underdressed, Like, yeah, everybody'sin a three piece and yours TET shirt
on. You're swatching a T shirt? Yeah, nah, yeah, I'll
be in a formal time whereverybody's therepeat too. Well. My mom used
to send me to school in asuit that's punished me. Oh what's something

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that can that could put some scarson? I can't, So yeah,
yeah I can harvest typestyle suits tobach whis she was baggy or oversized coasting
shit. Yeah, but so II like as a form like, I
just hate getting dressed up. Iknow, yeah so, but yeah I'd

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rather underdressed. Seemed like it wouldbe better, but it really isn't because
it with being underdressed comes with thatsame type of attitude. If it was
like for me, yeah, likeyeah, this motherfucker looks lethargic. Man,
maybe I am, maybe I'm not, depending on how I'm feeling even
like like fucking how like, yeah, yeah I sign me if I overdressed,

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I hate it, but I justknow there's a point in time I
can take them clothes off if Iget tire. So yeah, I'm gonna
have to be overdressed. You're gonnahave to think, Dan, I think
you can dress versus justus it slopwell but we okay, we chronically underdressed.
You're always underdressed. Okay, butyou think, oh you're always underdressed.
But that doesn't mean you're chronically sloppingly. You're just underdressed. It depends.

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I think you're like black guy bear, what you're saying, Black time,
you can I come business casual?Uh yeah, yeah, I won't.
Okay, I won't put it toan extreme, but I'd rather people
think he's I think he's doing toomuch like you come to you, but
to your to your to your point, I'm just a little bit overdressed.
I'm not to the nines when Iwhen motherfucker's a business casual. Maybe I

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just have the jacket when people justhave the best. So it's not okay,
well that's what I'm saying. It'slike if if we're just doing one
step down or one step up,give me one step. I mean,
but that's that's the that's what that'swhat you brought up. If it was
if it was black time you camebusiness casual, yeah you're I think I
think it makes more sense for itto be extremes because that's what makes more

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sense for it. Would you ratherokay, yeah, but it doesn't take
my answer, which is which Idon't I don't think. I didn't think
it would. But yeah, yeah, all right, I'm gonna stay in
the we're in the regulars. NowI go to a weird joint? Would

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you rather? Other's a good one. By ten things you don't need every
time they go shopping, or alwaysforget the one thing you need when you
go to the store. Always forgetthat ship. Nah, I need that

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ship. I need this ship morethan the ten things I gotta get.
Nay about the ten things I don'tneed? By the things and you don't
need? Just just burning cash forno reason. Well, think about it,
I'm never getting the thing I need. So but yeah you used to,
but you're not burning cash. You'regoing to the store and you're like,
all right, I just was onthe list. But like the one
thing to tie it all together iswhat you forget. Yeah, but think

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if I get ten things I don'tneed, I'm still using them. No,
you won't. You don't need them. No. It's like if I
go to the grocery store and I'mhaving a cookout about this, No,
you you literally don't need that.It doesn't say it doesn't. It's it's
it's it's specifically stage you as asingle man, are going to the store

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and one of your ten things issamp You don't okay, but I could
still I could still use them.No, I could use I could have
useful them in my life. That'snot that's I think that's caveat in the
question. It literally it says youdon't need. You're buying ship that you
do not need. Okay. Butthe other thing is that you're always gonna

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you're you are never getting the things. Okay, Yes, that's so.
Yeah, So you have to pickbetween the two extremes. But I can't
let you scape go by saying,oh, but one of these ten things
that I buy, I'm gonna useat some point. No, you do
not need them. You're literally burningcash for no reason with these ten things.
But you're never You're you're burning cashfrom others. I could You're never

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getting what That's why I said,would you rather? Yeah, But I'm
just not letting you caveat it.So there's so what so what with you
picking? I have to be I'mgonna buy the ten things I don't need.
You're never going to use them.Okay, not I'm gonna need them
at some point, like you tryto say, okay, But the other
thing is that there's something you alwaysneed, so you're constantly you're never doing

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anything else for going back. Sothat's why that's what makes it. I
I'm one hundred percent on the samepage. So you're trying to caveat by
saying, well, at some pointI might need it, but I'm gonna
make sure that you're in the constantloop, always going back. Yes,
yes, that's if I picked bythe if I picked the ladder, I
am always going to the store,just not getting the shit I need.

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So I'm still I'm still going withthe ten things, but I'm not going
to say but I'll use them myself. Like it's literally, yeah, Tom,
you said you gotta get this shityou need, all right. Can
you imagine go to the store likefuck and heavy, Yeah right, and
you still forget this shit again becauseyou know something you need. Yeah.

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No, that that's an impenetrable circleof I don't want to keep having a
circle. Yeah yeah, that sowe all, yeah, we said the
same thing. You don't think,but you don't think literally filling your house
with ship that you're never gonna useis gonna drive you as crazy. Now
you're becoming a hoarder. But Ialways have with any at some point I

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needed like a trash compactor. Noagain, that's that's caveating it. Everything
that you buy, your your extraten things are just shipped in your life
you're not going to use. Butit doesn't mean like like you no,
no you no, no, no, you don't possible. Yeah, I'm

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going I know if you buy.If you if you go to the store
and just buy ten pounds of catfood and never have a cat and then
donate it, you're not using that, right, But I don't need it,
but I'm not using it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah,
yeah, but you just said I'mgonna need a trash compactor at some
point. Whatever. Say if Ibecome a hoarder and like I gotta get
rid of the shit, like Ineed to get rid of this ship.

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M I'm not gonna do the nextone until a week going through with this?
Are you checking up? I talkwe about checked. This is a
new one. I don't he checkedon it when you check it on the
ax? Yeah, like you gotmotherfuckers didn't say, checks up one dollar,

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let the push hit something Tomas,Yeah, yeah, oh it's a

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lot, did there? Huh yeah, now I heard the check. It's
just post poker. They heard awhole bunch of chips and checks. What's
the wood? Yah? Would you? Could you m follows? You nat
real money? Okay, that's notwhat I wanted? All right, everybody?

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So god, damn, what doyou mean? Hot? Damn?
You have the jack I wanted youand I still do. You were chasing
what I was chasing? Do youhave hair? King's m it's probably yeah.

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I just wanted to strike you too. Had I just wanted to I
just wanted the spa bake? Yeah? All right, okay, we're bad.
Oh but you had the queen motherfucker. Yeah, the queenest bade mother.
So you're you're Jack. Your yourqueen was Queen Jack Blush, son

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of a bitch. I probably Connastill got through like, oh yeah,
this fun. You know, Iwas just going, all right, would
you rather and then would you have? Okay? Would you rather always be
ten minutes late or twenty minutes early, twenty minutes early? Mmmm uh,

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twenty minutes early, twenty minutes early, always to everything it's like, oh,
you're you're in a motherfucker's house twentyminutes before he's ready for my twenty
house people. Yeah, like everyevery instance you're in there twenty minutes.
That shit is because nuns amaze.Yeah, it is like damn what Okay?
So side note, as we thinkabout this, what are what are

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places? Where? Is there aplace in life where you can't be early?
Well it's not coming, yeah,trying can't like if you go to
like you would go out a placelike, No, you can't be in
here because your it's not your appointmenttime type shit Like it's like it's not
allowed to be early as I can'tthink of one. So that's why I

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was like, because I would makethis cause then unless you are scared of
awkwardness, you're not. You don'tcare about being early. You go over
somebody's house in your early they justhave you. Can you help me shut
up? But what what do youlike? Nah? Oh yeah, I'm
glad you're hearly help me shut up? Nah? Then you're standing there looking

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awkward a chip all over there,bunny. I think so, yeah,
you don't do your chair now.Nah. I think it's always just to
be there early. Much of themons, this is always saying give me
yeah one of my big one.No I'm big bline, No, I'm

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big blind. So everyone said everyone'searly, everyone's gonna be early, twenty
minutes, ten minutes late, Like, oh, I'm gonna be there in
ten minutes, not just twenty minutesearly. If I'm at a movie,
like when I think, when Ithink it was a movie, credits whatever,
I mean, I'll be damn Iknow facts. I never want to

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miss the previous, but not eventhe previous because I interpreted that like I'm
ten minutes late to the actual movie, not like the Okay, yeah,
yeah, that's true. That's whatyou want to see. I want to
see credits. So if I missedcredits, the movie is punished for me.
I just think, I don't knowif you're thinking about this like more
realistically, like twenty minutes early everywherefor work, for dropping off your kids

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in school, Like that's I don'tno, you just early. You can't
drop them off year twenty minutes early. You can't just drop him off at
the door right with the bid sevenforty, but at the doors right,
I'll be nicked out of here ata like twenty minutes earlier before you have

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to pick them up, like youhave to everything. I don't mind being
to pick them up. I'm gonfrost some line. Well, I mean,
I mean that's just one scenario,but that I see what you're saying.
But you're twenty minutes early to everythingin your life, which means you
probably gotta leave something else early.Facts then mind you like sometimes being late
it proves to be beneficially, likeshowing up late get you the chick that

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but I missed out one. ButI also think I think in the in
the span of your life, beinglate is more detrimental to being early.
Well maybe maybe only work wise,or no, you ten minutes later to
the SAT. Yeah, that's stillties into work. It's like you go
to work, you go to schoolagain. I don't know what there's sometimes

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I'm thinking about. But you know, ten minutes later when you would have
met your wife, say you meantthis thing that ruined your life for the
rest the rest of your life.You know, it can go either way.
I just I just think in myif I look at my life now,
the way my life is built now, I'd probably have to go with
early versus late. Yeah, Ithink that's the best way. I gotta
look at it now, and Ithink like you can plan for like cause

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we just talked about like if yougotta be early to everything, you gotta
be like leaving other stuff loreally,I'm like, you just plant that into
your life, like I'm gonna Igotta be early to this. I mean,
I gotta leave early from this.So nah, it's just that early.
It just it doesn't add up.Like I mean, there's staying in
like where you want to be earlier, but there's things in life where you
just want to be late. Yeah, I can't have a can you can't

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get it too? Yeah, allright, let's go on. I don't
know, like I have to sayearly only because I don't want to lose
my job. If it was likea deal breaker, Yeah, if I
had the option, I probably wouldlay more to the lakes, Like yeah,
like NIGGASO early, Like those arethe ones that well maybe I would

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say, baby will get shot upin a club some shit like that.
Nah, No, then they hada lever they get to the next place.
Man, I guess it's a toughone. That's all. You're going
early just because just because it's justbecause the workshit, all right, because
let's just standing all right, herewe go weird. Would you rather not
paying attention? This is? Ihad to read it a couple of times

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again. Would you rather have sexwith your lover two wives once a week
or twenty two times every month?H the time? About we talk about
now a day, it's twenty twotimes a month, So it could be

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once a day for twenty two monthsor two three you know, but twenty
two times a month you're having sexwith your wife in comparison to her?
What was it once a week?Twenty two times a month you say it
had? Now that's what I'm saying. Ten times a month sounds it sounds

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like a fucking second job. Yeah, that shouldn't even be fun No more,
well, I mean, I don'tknow, it depends if you can
keep it spicy. Twenty What I'msaying twenty times a month sounds like heaven
go sounds like. But that isin ten months, two hundred and twenty
two times plus another forty four,so two hundred and sixty six times a
year you're having sex. Yeah,the math masks, Yeah, tell me

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it doesn't. No, it doesbut mine you broken down. It was
different time of quarter that about twelve. Because it's easier to do my tens
and then to twos. I'm thinkingit's like you can double up some days

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and dude, one day, oneday, kick every Sunday off or whatever.
Yeah, because twenty two times doesn'tme me twenty two days. No,
no, no it doesn't. That'sthat's the way I'm working them.
It's like, yeah, you're gonnayou can't even do twenty two days in
a month because that will land intoone of the the red days. Ah,

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it lands for a red day.You never said what type of sex?
Like you think? I mean,my preference is to let it rest
during those days. Yeah, I'venever I've never been like, ah,
fuck it. So but I wassaying, like, I'm already I'm already

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exting out seven days of the month. I adn't think you're getting here doing
another one of the days. Itsays, okay, here you go.
Can't be out again. I'm saying, this is this is pelvis and pelvist
sex penetration. Yeah, of thethat's horses with the you know, yes,

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yeah, yeah, the full act, not these not the friendship all
right, but yeah enough to stillgive you twenty two you go in.
Ah, yeah, do I regretsaying this once once a week? Yeah,
twenty two times? Sound like it'shaving but yeah, I'm going once

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a week two magic ship? Allright? All right, uh this should
be a quick one. When youwere never would you never bring would you
never have an orgasm? Or neverfind true love? Mm hmm never found

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true love? Oh shit? Yeah, no, no nothing, no,
nothing is crazy, never find truelove? Well, no nut zero nuts.
This is we usually get no orgasm, no orgasm, or no true
love. Well like last episode,got not Yeah, I'm never not coming,

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never not coming? Yeah, Imean what's true love without nothing?
Brain? The man brain? Yeahyeah, so shit, do I have
true love or not? I don'tknow. This is a this is more
of ant than anything else. Allright, last weird run day. I'll

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go to regular shout out black mirror. Would you rather have sex with a
goat and no one finds out?Or not have sex with the goat?
But everyone thinks you did? Isit the perception or did the react?
Yeah? In fact, whatever,my conscience mattered more than I think.

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I gotta live with me, solet everyone else whatever else you fu to
go? Yeah, Tom, theladder? Everyone else think you fucking go?

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But letter let you didn't go,but everyone think you did. What
did that come up? Bro?Let me read again? Let me read
again. There's two parts each.I did it each. Would you rather
have two parts? The first partof the first one? So you just

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answered the question. I know whatthe fuck you were talking about. That's
why I said the ladder. Idon't know which one was. News will
get corrected, all right. Ithink he's still gonna pick the ladder.
That's why we were like, allright, yeah, that makes sense.
Would you rather fucking go? Andnobody knows? All right, that's the

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first one. You'd rather the secondone? The opposite of it is you
don't fucking go, but everyone thinksthat you did. I don't know why.
It's funny now when I said thefirst time, I was able to
get it out. Now it's fuckinghilarious. But what oh yeah, they

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can pick whatever they want, sookay? Is that that was the ladder?
Just to let you looked up intothat one round because I was like,
oh, so you're not option allright, here's another one. I'm

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gonna add a little bit to itbecause to make it more plausible, would
you rather get a paper cut everytime you turn a page or click a
mouse? So either one of thosetwo, or bite your tongue every time
you eat? M Maybe one ofthose, right, So you get a
paper cut every time you turn apage or click a mouse because niggas don't

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be reading, so I got orevery time you eat you bite your tongue.
No, no, no, no, how hard are we talking about
buying? You biting your tongue?You feel I would honestly rather bite my
tongue than bite my cheek every time? Oh? Yes, so true,

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but this is tongue or paper orapricut. I also check I'm still biting
my tongue mm hmm from fact Ican't bite my tongue. Nah. No,
Like, well I close my teetheight. Well now you can't.
But but you you've been in yourtongue before, yeah, and you know
the pain. Yeah, so inthis scenario, you'd find a way to
bite your tongue. Yeah, okay, I can close my teeth and like

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not bite my tongue. Yeah.Yeah. By you cluing? Look it
crazy? Yeah? What that's wild? What are you doing? You're taking
the paper cuts, So you takeyou're biting the tope. Pause are you

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taking the paper because we are youbiting the tongue. I'm still go sure
with everything everything these days. Honest, Nah, this ship is gonna suck.
But I take the paper cuts.Paper cuts. Every time you're turning
and page or clicking mouse, youcatch the paper cut. That's bite a

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thousand cut. How many times youclick the mouse this day? Yeah?
All right? Just because yeah,like there's like little finger tabs or stuff
where you can use the turn pagesor open up shit. But the way
I'm envisioning this is every time thatyou turn a page, you get when
you just getting somewhere, you geta paper cuts. You gotta get a

(34:27):
paper cut on your mind. Thisain't salt. I don't have to fight
through it. No, it's thesame thing with biting your tongue. You
can say, oh, I'll try, and you have No there's nothing that
that's out there that protects you frombuying your tongue besides you not doing it.
So you're saying, I'm just saying, there's tools up there to your
paper cuts. I'll glove it upor I just stop reading. Not anything
about it. But you get.That's not gonna be hard to do.

(34:51):
You're gonna stop clicking the mouse.That's why I added that, Well okay,
well no, because I'm the waytrack that what the type of mouse
there is still clicking to that ship. But I think it the spirit of
the question that you're reading a book. Like if I'm reading an article,
then that didn't recount. It justsays turner page. So you could be

(35:15):
flipping through a report at work.So it's just as turner page. You
doesn't say read a book or anything. I'm also I'm not I'm not doing
the paper cups, bro, andthey lingered, Yeah, I'm just buying
my tongue. It's like a hangnail. It doesn't say nah, I'm buying
my tongue one because it just saysevery time I eat it don't say every

(35:38):
time I choose. So I'll beI'll be blown until that bite and m
I all right, I'm good forthe rest of this session and it's back
again the next time I start eating. Either way, it's punished. But
I just can't do a paper cup, bro. My skin, my skin
can't be open whatever, Like,oh it's not me, I'm doing this

(36:08):
would you rather get no, notthat one. Would you rather note not
that one? Would you rather havea pause or a rewind button in your
wife? Pause? I'd rather I'drather be able to stop something and redirect

(36:30):
the chorus versus going back and fixingit, cause I think I'll get addicted
to that. I'm going to pauseit. Uh oh, i'd probably rewind

(36:52):
rewinding me Tom go with the ladder. M m. I repeat it again
for the folks back folks are repeatit for the folks listening. It's not
good. Pause. No, wouldyou rather be able to rewind any moment?

(37:15):
Or pause any moment? Pause?Pausible you want to go back and
fix you just rather I want tostop the ship folk gets out of here?
Yeah, I like, I thinkI just think rewind. You're always
gonna be questioning. Oh but whatif I did this better? Yeah?
And then exactly Yeah. Pause isjust like let me think about this shit.

(37:36):
You know, you start thinking toomuch or I'm sorry not thinking,
you start speaking too much of doingtoo much what held on? But you
already in the most so it's like, shit, I can't stop. I'm
here now, Dick's out. Butlike a pause, that clip like let
me see what does situation look like? So I think Paul will be better.

(38:01):
He's still a part, he's stillgoing back. Yeah all right,
stay with me, Tom, Iwant to get through this this next one.
Would you rather? Would you ratherclogged the toilet on a first date
or first day of work? Firstday at work? Man? Fuck that

(38:23):
bitch. It's not every first day, it's just one. No, every
first I'm not using it. Itdidn't say every first day, it just
said first. Just say yeah,okay, I mean it's I mean,

(38:45):
it is easy to get another job, but it's way more easier for me
to get another girl. It's definitelyway more easy for me to get another
chick. Nah fuck that. Yeah, sorry, man, toilet but no,
the way the way women talk likeyou gotta go out of the state.

(39:07):
Can think about it. If youbecome a nigga that three first dates,
you know, called the three toiletsand the DNV, there's only three
degrees the separation. And she doesn'ttalk to somebody that taught to somebody knows
that you the toilet cloger nigga,and she's still gonna fuck with this toilet
clogging nigga. Okay, I ammanaging folks want to die, so we're

(39:30):
not getting too many more at theseAnd however longest episode is gonna be?
How long this shit was? Wouldyou rather have a nose that always runs,
or nose it's always clogged m toWould iver be a mouth breather or

(39:58):
right? Oh they're nah, don'tplug me, brom damn Its just its
perpetual cocking. The running No,yeah, I'll take the running nose,
the rain house. Okay, notbreathing. It's not a nochine, not

(40:22):
breathing through my nose and not anoak running nose. I still breathe through
my nose. Yeah, but it'sjust sucking inconvenience and you can kind of
sleep and it's like snow on yourface. I'd rather wake up with crush,
Oh my mother fucking face foot thekingdom come versus not being a breathe

(40:43):
and then nothing. You gotta forceyourself to breathe when you're sweep with you.
Then I give me the rain.Nothing can save these no, no
machine, I'm going mad. I'mgoing running, broa. You gotta kid
do with the running does that's noway it's going to you. There was
old like I'll be that nigga withthe right an. No, I'll just
carry a handkerchiefs. That's it.Several handkerchiefs. Yeah, I need a

(41:07):
small blind Jeff, all right,we're gonna end weird because I only got
three percent. So here we go, rapid five. Would you accident?
Would you rather accidentally send a dickpick to your dad or your boss tomorrow?
I thought I was gonna be rapidfire those ships, no third party?

(41:37):
Would you rather come on your dador your boss? My dad?
I mean, yeah, I guessdad, it's cool, it's safe.
He already seen me, nigga.Not no, No, you're grown ass
man, like he ain't never seenwhat is this? It's a weird shot.

(41:59):
I can't get this, am myfun keep seeing it. Don't get
your dick on my phone. Sono, you didn't get it. Honestly,
I was sitting there thinking I wastaking a chance, like shit,

(42:20):
if I have a female boss,I was like, well, ship,
I run the risk. I havea female boss, and pops don't have
to see this because at way,I'm not sucking that bad. Like least
just be like bro. I like, I considered it for a second,
like maybe I just looked it,right, Maybe she'll just think it's an
accident and just appreciate it. Appreciateit. That's listen to dick picks.

(42:46):
We I think we talked about thisbefore, like it's not warranted most times,
right, No, not, There'snever been a situation unless the situation
warrant to the dick pick. Itdidn't be a point. Yeah, I
mean all right, Jeff, thankyou. But the point I'm megan is

(43:09):
like dick picks in that like tippicks, like a tip pick is always
wanted. Yeah, always, uhno matter how small a big kay oh
no, always because it is likea bird chess. Yeah, you can
keep those nipples, baby, Yeah, I was theo. Yeah, so

(43:34):
everyone's dads seeing the dick. Okay, would you rather say your ex's name
during sex or your partner's best friend'sname x X. I just I can't

(43:54):
walk back best friend because she's neverlet that go. I could walk against
you might let them the best friendgo before you. No, she won't
because you're thinking about it, likeyeah, yeah, it's just like think
about it for a second, likedollar put the shoe on the foot.

(44:17):
She she's yelling out your homies name. So the first is yours like we
talked about this, we talked aboutas we talked about past plus that you
hadn't been through. Diction went tothis like, all right, stop confusing
me for your ass. You knowwhat I mean? Like what the fuck
is about this person that keeps bringingthem up? But like your best friends,

(44:38):
like no shit like that, don'tslip out like best what's fighting words
at this point? One like musclememory birth is like active thought, muscle
members thought acting, which one ismuscled me? Yeah, because you've been
a anything sail m check. Butif you want that can rings. We

(45:12):
ain't got nothing, but I don'tthink my nothing is less than yours.
M hm. I gotta see thatpause. Would you rather never age physically
or never age mentally? Show that? Nick saying Sam Ship yeah nothing,

(45:39):
Yeah, have a guy that Yeahyou had a fucking jack that up?
That's true? Yeah, Jack,I would have shown yeah nothing. Maybe
I don't say that, but ifI had a Jack, yeah you see
Jack? Let me Ship had anaged seven sing oh man? So what

(46:07):
was the question? Would you rathernever age physically or never age mentally?
Wait? What was the question?I asked that? Did we all answer
that? I didn't answer. Ididn't answer, and before you guys started
answering, I was playing with samebest friend. But I think you guys
have brought me to the correct sideof the name as because there's no there's

(46:28):
no explanation for the best friend likezero does zero. I could say to
be like the where it's where,none of it's for hearing. But there's
one we can come back from,and there's one and best friend we can't
can't come back from that. No, No, all right? Rather would
I rather age mentally or physically?I got an age physically? No,

(46:50):
I got an age mentally. Sawthat I can't be I can't can't.
I can't be looking at seventy andtalking about I gotta go to the party
like no way, No, younever go full? Yeah I can't.
Yeah, I'm gonna go full.I'm going full. I'm going full tim
But I just never learned like,nah, No, I already switched it.

(47:19):
Nah, when did you do that? You didn't do that? I
was up. It wasn't your bigblind come on, No, I wasn't.
Again, Yeah, I gotta.I have to fuck though, because
if I'm aging mentally and not physically, I've got your run around. Garrick

(47:45):
Coleman, I still got a likeI'm forty years old with a fucking your
ball, baby, Yeah, I'mboss baby. Nah, I'm gonna have
to age physically. Everybody. There'ssomeone out there for everybody. Uh yeah,

(48:07):
fuck, that's that's that's just tough. I think. I think at
the end of the day, Ithink I'm gonna go mentally. I'm gonna
have to go mentally because I wantto live and fulfilled life. But I
think that that could question. I'mnot nothing. I think that question comes
like you're at like age twenty orsomething. Ain't no way, like you're

(48:30):
a baby. That just you haveto uh master the mind. Yeah,
that's about another one. This wouldbe the last one because we had Yeah,
that's right. That make it agood one. Make it rep fire.
No, I tried to make itrape fire and then it's got stuck.

(48:52):
All right. Would you rather knowthe date of your death when the
cause of your death? M hm? Cause, oh no, because you're
living your life avoiding that. Andwhat if your ship is you die in
your sleep. I'm soon going tosleep. It's stoping to going to sleep.
Goodbody's will go to sleep. ButI'm saying, but then you're but
you'd be supposed to five correctly then, yeah, but physically anxious every time

(49:17):
you go to sleep like you coulddie. I want the date because because
if I know the date that Iknow, it doesn't matter what the fuck
I do until that day we outhere. But that's not necessary because you
can you can jump off a bridge. You're not gonna die if you're gonna
be combats for the next Okay,yes, I like, I'll I'll probably
take measures not to become a vegetable. But you know there's some shit I'm

(49:43):
like, but that's the thing though, that's nothing to stopping you from coming
to vestable just because you know thedate. Yes, no, that's that's
what steps me from becoming a vegetable. I'm like, choices, But die
in your sweep is not you know, doc, if you went to squeep,
you get a heart to cause youhave to be a heart attack,
you sleep and yeah, a heartatack and your sweet that's usually how motherfucker's
are in that sleep or sleep afterand you suffocate. That's crazy heart attack.

(50:09):
How are you not waking from aheart attack? Your heart just stops,
the cardiac arrest. It's cardiac arrest, like your heart. Your heart
rate slows down when you sleep anyway, Like, oh that makes sense.
I just sh I didn't have toworry about I might have a heart attack

(50:30):
by sleep. Not. No,he thinks right right, every time you
have a heart ack, like stayingfor the song, he's gonna be a
coat damn. I mean I guessthat that makes it you have a heart
like because your heart is trying tostop, damn, And that fucks up

(50:53):
everything else. So that's what getsyou to get the knee jerk reactions.
Yeah, fuck knee buckling. Ohfuck, here's one. Here's a quick
one. Would you rather eat awet loaf of bread or drink a drink
a smoothie of a smoothie of fish? So like fish smoothing up wet bread

(51:16):
is beer? No, nigga,you're it's but it's actually smushed up bread
that got wet. Not it's notlike it's like a nigga hot dog in
contest. Oh yeah, yeah,wet bread or a smoothie a fish,
And then we know you're not doingsmoothie. What bread is crazy? Though?
What bread is? I love fuckingbread? Wet bread is crazy when

(51:42):
you get a sandwich and that's juststart get the bottom. Yeah some Christmas
too, like some some Yeah yeah, neither one of those eyes are good.
Which one are you picking? Igotta take the bird bread bread smoothie.
Yeah we bread? What bread?That should just gonna be a bolo

(52:04):
meal or something. Man. Imean it's a double strike because it's fish
and there's no way I can bethis moothie. But I think they're damnit
rappid fire. I think except fora fish smoothie, nothing else is being
wet bread for me. That's agross all right, rappi fire, I
got one real quick, Okay.Would you rather have perpetually soggy socks or

(52:30):
covers? Covers that don't cover yourfeet? I gotta do cover. I
gotta my feet just have to becold at night because oh but I don't
wear socks all the time, butI wear socks when it matters, Like
I'm gonna be bothering with socky socksthat's crazy or walking or walking into a

(52:52):
fucking pree taste. Nah, Ican't have fucking socky socks. Bro.
Yeah, I'm definitely total. Wefroze and and listen. I don't pick
that lightly because I'm a covered nigga. Okay, I am under the motherfucking
covers like like like you see thememes where motherfucker's going to their friends how

(53:16):
to have a sleepover and have toput the fucking to be fuck your house.
I'm leaving cover yo, my mylisten, if you listen to this
episode, then you already know whatmy parento is gonna be the next time
we have an episode, it's gonnabe covered nigga. Okay, I need
a motherfucking cover. I cannot,I cannot, but I can't have you.

(53:38):
I cannot have socks. That's crazy. Yeah, that's wow. What
are you doing? Spl We could, man, we didn't, but we
could. You do? What areyou doing? Covers? Oh my god,
I need covers, bro, Soyou both. I'm keeping covers on
my feet. Okay, you guysare, Yeah, you're keeping I'm not

(54:02):
wearing okay, okay, okay againyeah, yeah, all right, all
right, I'm just gonna go throughthe east. Let's see you. Let's
see how long before we nigga stopped? All right? Would you rather be
now? Would you? Would you? Would you rather not be able to
taste or not be able to seecolors? Yeah? Taste what colors?

(54:22):
What? Yeah? Not be ableto taste? Not see? I want
to taste my food. Okay,colors, I'm going colors. Would you
rather know how? Okay? Wesaid that. Would you rather the ability
to change the past or seeing tothe future? Change the past, seeing
to the future. Would you ratherbe magical but live on earth or live
in a magical land but be normal? Would you rather be magical but you

(54:45):
live on earth with Norman's or livein a magical land but be normal?
Rather be magical on earth? Magicalland, magical land, but you're normal?
Yeah? I want to be Iwant to be a magic want be
a magical on earth. Would yourather find your passion or the love of
your life? Love my life?Passion, love of my life. Would

(55:07):
you rather have an intelligent partner ora good looking partner? I'm being good
looking, Jeff an ugly you.Would you rather have have an intelligent partner
or a good looking partner? Intelligence? Oh? Interesting? Intelligence? Pussy

(55:27):
pussy? Would you rather would yourather know the how the world began or
how it will end? How itbeginning begin? Would you rather be summer
forever or winter forever? Summer?Yeah, summer summer. Would you rather
be able to fly or be ableto turn invisible? I'm a pretty invisible

(55:52):
I know that's where the question goeswith I want to fly. I'm fine.
Would you rather be stuck on anisland for aternity or all on your
own? All on your own orsomeone you hate You're on an island you
buy yourself, or you with someoneyou hate, someone I hate somebody,
fuck your Adrian all of my own? Oh shit, h okay, we'll

(56:19):
pause there because the list ended onthat one. Okay, you guys are
pretty good. I thought there werecould be one that we stopped. They
were ones that was more words thanothers where I could have said, all
right, this ain't rapid fire.But overall that was pretty quick. I
had some questions though, So you'drather be with a good looking dummy?
Yeah? Stupid people are such adrain on your overall well being. What

(56:43):
I'm saying not necessarily, Oh god, nah, if you're if they're dumb,
bro, how many how dum weretalking about? We did like they're
they're they're they are not intelligent,but I'm gonna go up their body is
their body's good, look hands step. Yeah, but how many times did
you fucking you said you didn't wantto fuck? Twenty times in a month,

(57:04):
four times a week so for buteven if that's true, I mean,
first of all, it'll definitely bemore than four times a month,
but once a week it comes tofour point two times a month. No,
yeah, I'm just saying it willbe more times a week, so
it will. You be honest,you'd be closer to twenty two because they're

(57:25):
good looking. They'll be closer tofifteen. Maybe twelve twelve fifteen is a
good range. At twenty two iscrazy. Twenty two is a fucking mild.
I can't cover it. Half amonth I can't cover so now thinking
about it, three fourths of amonth, like over twenty one days,
twenty two nuts a month is notcrazy. But it said it didn't say

(57:49):
nuts. It's a sex act act. Yeah, I'm not having sex for
myself because, honestly, if Itook the shop on thirty days, just
saying crazy, I'm just saying,you know, there's some there's some comical

(58:15):
relief and being with a dummy,but there's also there's a lot of worry
and stress. That comes along withit. They're they're like they're dumb,
like they'll leave them, and they'rethey're they're fucking liable, ascid, like
yeah, they can take all ofour perishable food or something like that and
like do something with it. Idon't know. Reading this strustion shim food

(58:35):
washing winds repeat like forever repeat.Yeah. Now, I think in the
long run, I gotta be withsomebody that can have a yeah. Yeah,
yeah, I mean they'll loved mylife either way, They'll loved my
life. So it's like, Ilove you. So at this point you

(58:58):
don't really sell all that. Imean, you say love. Would you
rather spend your wife? At thispoint you hope you lopend your life.
Yeah, you learn to love them. I'm I'm it on Neil and I
got Gloria. She wasn't dumb.You just immigrant. That's racistist. I
didn't say she was dumb, Sowhat are you talking about? Because she's

(59:20):
definitely not ugly. But why doyou automatically equate somebody pretty? It was
just gonna be like super dumb becausethat was the question, said somebody intelligent
or somebody pretty? Yeah, whenit was dumb and pretty? No,
no, you can't have this both. Would you rather? You can't have
both. You can't have then it'snot a would you rather if you're like,
yeah, I want someone pretty,but they're not gonna be dumb.

(59:42):
They're gonna be dumb because they're notintelligent. You're either intelligent and not good
looking, or good looking and notintelligent. This is the game. Was
extreme, like you don't give melike average and average. Yeah, but
I mean no, she's dumb,my bro. No, So maybe that's
not what you're thinking. But whenyou brought up Sophia very Guard, you

(01:00:04):
were making it sound like, becausethe premise of our question, that she
was dumb on the show. Notno, not to say that she was
dumb on the show, but sheain't the brightest. She wasn't like the
brightest on there. Like everybody knowwho the nerve was on that show.
She wasn't the brightest, but shewas. She wasn't dumb, she was
just But that's what I'm saying.But this ain't different culture. This is
you dumb. No, like youlike like you've been fucking but that's what

(01:00:29):
she looks like. This bitch isdumb. I've dropped that line. Not
with my wife. But that bitchit's just dumb or what. But I
mean, I don't know, man, Like I don't think. I don't

(01:00:52):
think the the laws. I don'tthink it's just automatically. I mean,
yes, maybe the game is justof extremes. Yeah, Like when I
think about that, like, yeah, she can be dumb, but I
don't think she's gonna be like dumb. She's like bro Noah, I don't
believe that she's dumb because because thisone's coming out of October, probably would

(01:01:16):
you rather we're gonna have to survivea Saw a movie or a Final Destination
movie Final Destination? I'll take mychances with death. Fuck, okay,
because some people lived from that.I don't think everybody lived in a Saw
no no, no, no,no nobody. Not everybody lived in either

(01:01:37):
movie. If you lived in aSaw movie, though, you're the ship.
If you live in a Final Destination, you're just dying in the next
final destination. I think except forexcept for it was just just the one
joint. But I'm black, Iwouldn't be the one drink and she did

(01:01:58):
die at some point, right orthe third one thing? She did that?
But okay, so find out this. So this is the thing.
Final Destinations with the Homies saw isjust so do what I'd rather go through
that with the Homies with I'm pickingfoul destinations. If you don't want to

(01:02:19):
go to go for glory trying tolive through a saw, it's how I'm
It's how I'm breaking it down.Yeah I'm not. I'm not looking for
glory. I want a chance.You want a chance with the homies,
and then but then now you're watchingyour homies die. It's like if I
if I know I'm living through this, it means everyone at this table is
going to die. And it alsothis kid, you're this when you're the

(01:02:42):
main character, so you you wantto have the main you don't want to
have had the de premonition, soyou know how everybody dies? Right,
I'm the main character and I haveto set at the table with y'all,
Like you might not want to dropbehind that drug, right, Niggas don't
drop behind trucks anymore. Doesn't like, fuck no, listen if I say

(01:03:07):
anything strapped down on a truck,I'm like, that's not for me.
I'm gonna go with file destination becausemotherfucking crazy, I'm not living through that.
No, I gotta dick through mybrain to get to this te fucking
kill me. Bro Oh, I'mgonna kill myself trying like I can't fathom

(01:03:30):
that ship just pain, yeah,or the worst ones. You can't even
like it's want somebody else to saveyour wife, because that's the worst one,
man, That's that's the that's thelife of manager. Nah but nah,

(01:03:51):
I feel you though, I yeah, yeah, relying on someone else
to save your life, knowing thatat the end of the day, it's
just gonna y'all about them, Soyou're you're not You're saying fucked. It's
crazy. But just in general,I feel like if I'm again, if
I'm the main character of this finaldestination, I just might have been like,

(01:04:15):
man, I miss my dam butwe all we all got a check
out a date. Yeah, butsaw it would be because if I could
live through that, become a well, I don't want why I say,
Sarah, I don't know if that'sher name, Amanda, Amanda become Amanda
to become an acolyte of Ja manfucking Jaksall. No, that was a

(01:04:40):
good one. My phone is dead, so I don't I can't source anymore.
What what are we at? I'mat six percent? Oh tell him
much, that's cool, he's atsix percent. Wow, nobody blinded up?
Huh wait no, this is allthe blinds did. Did you check?
I'll check you see I don't.I'll check and now i'll check.

(01:05:01):
So you're checking on Jeff M.I'd say, what's do us to do?
His blast poker hands? Uh?And who's turning? It's on dealer,
No, it's on small bl blind? Yeah? Check? Was that?

(01:05:24):
Two dollars two? Two dollars?Yeah, two dollars white, y'all
checkie small blind two dollars six.Sorry, it wasn't supposed to go like

(01:06:16):
that. Okay, yeah, let'ssee six six all right, Sasha,
small blind? What what you got? Dude's dude's baby parents? Two seven
seventh queen, Yeah, that's chasingthe straight quick queen who be like that?

(01:06:45):
Sometimes be like that sometimes shot PCYeah fu JPI was higher? Alright,
d I'm since we're not play inthat's in the episode, y'all know
what to do. Tune into yourguys. Those guys over there. We
are man pass and he's not hereto enter