November 15, 2023 • 48 mins
A quick episode with some would you rather questions
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Welcome to Petty Wise Chronicles like now, Yo, welcome to t J O
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going to introduce themselves. I didn'twant to do this interest ship, but
here we go. What's good isyour boy? Jeff? Tim always lit
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and also draft the social place.Find that three pals done at free Congo.
Yeah, I mean, I'm I'mon those. Anybody disagree you didn't
say anything, I'm yeah, that'sfine. I've been different. I haven't
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been keeping up with it though,so I mean it's the same already.
Oh wait, you're not talking aboutthe like recent one. Never mind,
we're talking about we're talking about what'shappening now with the terrorist one. I
think, Yeah, but at TG O T podcast, Instagram, Facebook,
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Twitter, TikTok, why talk aboutit? Talking about we talked about
talk about I said, I knowI don't have an opinion side the fairy
like like it's and that's to beokay. I think we should normalize not
not having to bully somebody into intoa position, so I will have black
lives matter. I will happily sayI'm not knowledgeable enough to have an opinion
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on that. I see both sides, but like, wait a second,
I don't that can't be that.I don't think that can be there in
terms of that opinion. Like Isaid, it's I'm not waited in order
to we're talking about I understanding ormuch would you rather? Yeah, in
order like you have to look inthe situation and say, hey, I
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don't agree with you, because soyou have to understand both sides. But
in choosing opinion, for me,I'm just saying I look at both sides
and I see it. Yeah,But I'm not choosing the side. I
can see where you're coming from.They're more than two sides, chargument,
that's the thing about it. Butshort like just stop sucking up kids.
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Yeah, gonna get my that's fair. Was in response to Jeff not ten.
Okay, So this is this isthe would you rather episode? Because
we have uh now thirty is ishminutes before Phil is gonna leave us,
So we're gonna just fill in thisfor the second time. So first one,
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would you rather get a dollar everytime a stranger complimented you? Or
one hundred dollars every time you insulta stranger? Are you fucking kidding?
Gonna be I'm getting on Netflix?Yeah, defix their face. If that
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applied to everyone, I'd be thesecond racist person in the world. You'd
be the shistograph you said. Ithought you said race. No I s
would have got out like ship.Oh, I mean, I'm definitely that's
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stupid. Would rather? I meanif you have morals, it's not what
exactly like, we haven't had morals. I insult you to give to the
home with kids. The reason whywe are Fridge is because we realized at
some point nobody is passing that shipup because it doesn't even say that that
you got to say it so theycan hear it. But we would,
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we would. But what I'm sayingpeople who have morals and just mumble it
the facts. Yeah, I'm outof everybody. I mean, that's that's
insult somebody. He because you imaginelike there's no limits to that. If
you would the time, if youinsult the stranger and drapping and someone like
stupid bitch, I know I wouldalso do it, like hundred dollars my
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money to take on somebody else beingnice to me people the world. I
was getting stranger question, Yeah,I get the weirder like you get weird,
bro, just like weird interactions withstrangers. Like well, first of
all, I get a lot ofpeople asking me like why do I look
mad? And m yeah you're mole. Shut the fuck up. You tell
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them that. In my head,if I was making a hundred dollars,
yeah no, I actually had,that would be fun. I get paid,
so I would need a real job. The weirdest ship happened to me
though, Speaking of stranger interactions,I was at Sam's Club. I was
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getting real tastory chicken. Bro.There's no Costco around where I live.
So you believe I mean like,I mean this s Club is the knock
The sales club is owned by Walmart. It's knock off Costco. Wait a
second, Sam's Club is owned byWalmart. I mean that's fine, that's
not off. Costco makes it notknock off though Costco k first they're they're
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building all of the same product andit's lesser. No, So like the
who has Kirklands, No Sam,Kirklands, Kirkland Sam, Costco. I
don't know Sam. Walmart got greatvalue. I don't know value. Mtgommer
County. If you're not at mcgommyCanty Lip School, you can't sell liquors.
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I don't know what they got.I don't know. I know Costco
has liquor d C. That don'thappen in Maryland. Yeah, Sam Club
in Maryland on Marylands because I knowMtgomy County specifically, liquor is just store.
I think Costco's liquor is only ford C all of Maryland. You
don't think they can do that incounty and wherever. A year and now
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the seven elevens and the convenience storesdon't happen beer beer there are that Virginia
does shout off your license born likeyeah, block the free ship. But
yeah, y'all have ABC stores toall state state Virginia's regularly and cut Maryland
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did it right, like we're gettingall this alcohol. Cat Maryland has liquor
storees fucking everywhere, but all yourliquor stores are ABC and their state sponsors.
So the state sets the price.Okay, so you're gonna get fucked,
whereas Maryland, I was all right, well you get that's happening,
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that happens in county, gett fucked, but you get their liquor store.
Well, I don't know about MontgomeryCounty, but at least in the state
of Maryland, you get to setthe price. So it's not the state
says this fifty dollars for this,no matter what. You could have somebody
if they wanted to free market priceand say hey, we're gonna do forty
seven for us only three dollars isa big difference. Virgina. No,
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all ANBC stores. This is whatthey can get looking from other places outside
of the ABC right, No,it's just ABC can get in the state
of Virginia. Yeo, liquor perkslike straggling because I can go to Giant
and get the jacket cokes. Yeahthat's different. Yeah, that's different.
That's like and I think even thatstill is regulated by It's just what's something
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off branch of Virgina and saying,hey store, I mean you can get
I can't go because mcgom coni isexactly the same way. So but yes,
okay, yeah, it's somebody's gettingoffended. Have you got off topic?
Yeah? Yeah, what were you? Were you? So? I
have my daughter with me, butnot my son. So and I had
a cart. Daughter was sitting inthe cart. I grabbed the roatissite chicken
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off of the like hot serving areaor whatever, and I grabbed a bag
and put it in, took allthat back to my cart and I'm opening
the plastic bag and this dude likefucking sprints up to me out of nowhere
and he's like, sure, letme help you with that. And this
man fucking picked up my rotistory chickento put in the bag while I was
opening it. What exactly? AndI'm like, what the question? How
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do you check out at Sam's?Come on bro? The app? My
my mothers standing. The line isgreat? You know what I mean they're
big. Yeah, this big talkingabout uh, you get a hundred dollars
every time you saw someone bro.Every fucking time we walk out, we
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specifically walk through the little light uparea. Yeah, everybody go the money,
y'all. Every what do they dowith that nedline? Because I don't
scanning go. No, you scanyour ship during your trip and you pay
for the app and you bounce.You don't have to wait in line.
So Costco doesn't have that. Butthey do have the self checkout line,
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which is so the self checkout lineof Costco. You guys having a uh
we mean the pores dude, okayfor uh so we're getting I just I
can't believe you have the nerve tosay that Costco is better than Sam's Crust.
It is you have to wait inline. No, you have to
wait in line to get into selfchecking. I don't know. So that's
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what I'm getting to. So theself checkout line self checkout we have is
six and six, So six onone six on the other. So I
think you have to have the lessonand we don't limit. I don't have
a big enough family limit. No, damn, I don't care about that.
I don't have big enough family tocare about that. So I'm not
buying eighty things at a time.So mine is less than the thirty.
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What right do you? When areyou getting there? One time you go
to Sam's or Costco? Excuse me? How many time you go to Costco
in the month outside of gas once? So you're going on us for going
to a bulk store and buying thingsin bulk. I still buy in bulk.
What are you buying tolet toilet paper? We get our hey, I'm
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gonna think your hand like man,that was because they don't have because they
don't have a meat, we getour We'll get our meat from there,
so we get the ribs and uhso we get meat from Costco. Vegetables,
fruits, we get those and ifwe're not going to howdy, so
yeah, we do a run now. But it's only three of us,
So I'm not buying eighty I don'thave that much buck to buy. But
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when we go through the self checkout, it's not self checkout because you roll
through that joint, you got yourcar, you get close, and you
got two bitsches coming up before youget scared. You scared your car.
They still come like a regular person. Okay, so I don't have to
do it yourself. It's called selfcheckout. But you're just going in the
line. You go, so youhave to wait. So if it's busy,
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you have never busy, So yourself checked out? Is you lining
up for a cashier to bring youup? Yes, I appreciate that good
service. H h. We goto Amazon Fresh. They never opened up.
We were supposed to have one,and yeah, one right down the
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streat But again, is it inbold? Is it like you just it's
weird? How to do it?You have to It's basically the same thing
you do. You have to scanit and put it in your car or
you know, in the car.As soon as you put it in,
its scanning. And that show wasfreaking when we went when we went uh,
when we did Austin, when wegot the uh beers so you just
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walk in beers in the Amazon Freshwas the stadium stadium liquors. Yeah,
it was that ship. So whenwe went to Austin, we went to
the soccer game. They said,all right, professional sports, so you
walk in. I can't remember wescanned our card first. I don't remember
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doing ship. But you just walkin grab this ship and walk out and
it knows what you got. I'mnot about that. I checked everything meticulously
because I walked out that bitch andlooked at my allright, and it was
a meeting and it was It wasstill expensive, but fact not DC is
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expensive. There was nine dollars fora bear and you got a soccer game.
So the soccer game was lit.I don't funk with soccer. I
don't soccer me and soccer. Idon't watch the soccer games. That soccer
game was lit. Besides the dumbpeople that stood up the entire time those
fun they paid to stand there.The fields they're tiny. Have you ever
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been out of it? Was ayeah, it's not that I remember now
I was, but every everything okay, all right? But yeah, I
said I don't want soccer. Iprobably never do it again. It was
that that experience was that was likethey're like very much like it was like
a World Cup game because they golike all out for it. It's not
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just the top five MLS fan basesare like Austin, Seattle, Atlanta,
US and who want to be winningon the top. I think, no
mess. You would be there forsix games and that's it. I would
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never choose a dude that's a secondhappen, but you enjoyed it. Yeah,
that was a good experience. Alight. Next, wait, because I
thought I thought he ran up withyou and then that was But like that's
what I'm saying, Like it's alwaysfucking weird people walking up to me.
I grab that ship. I tookthe chicken right back and I said I'm
good and took the car and pushedit away from it. I'm just staring
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at this dude. What fucking possessesyou to do that? I was so
irritated that should ruined my entire Sam'sClub trip. Thank god I didn't have
to go through some check out thecashier. What happened right out on the
table. Anybody ring up to meand say hey, can I help you?
Why are you supposed to be here? Everybody says I was look mad?
What was He's white? Uh?We do that all right? Next
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one before ten has taken another pistonsand singing so again. Would you rather
never get lost again or never loseyour balance again? Never get lost again,
or never do my balance again?I don't get lost off no more
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with Yeah, of lose balance morethan keeping it real ship. Yeah,
I'm definitely you know Achilles list,I'm definitely going with balance. Yeah,
I think I want to keep mybalance. I'm not worried about getting lost
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balance. I'm gonna assume Baldy wantsto be balanced too. Here's going for
you, guys, not necessarily forme. Would you rather have every meal
you eat for the rest of yourlife be too spicy or too sweet?
Too salty, too spicy? You'retoo sweet every meal? Every meal,
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it's either too spicy or too sweet? How fuck? Give me an example
of a meal that's sweet. Solet's say you're eating spaghett it with red
sauce, but the red sauce isjust like sugar this meal either or would
every meal you eat is either toospicy or too sweet? Last one was
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the good ones? One the balance? Or I mean, okay on this
one out, bitch? Would yourather every meal be to every single meal?
Every single meal? I like spicy? Ixpect the only problem you don't
mind wing, bitch? Ass Ido like spicy, depending what it is.
Pussy cant spicy, pussy No?The only problem with every meal being
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too spicy is that Yeah that,I mean, he's right, it comes
out not in the most convenient wayand sometimes not at the most convenient time,
and that should be like coded there. Yo, I'm going too spicy,
too sweet, too spicy. Ithink I have to go too sweet,
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just because sometimes I'm not trying tobe stuck on the toilet. Too
sweet. He got a whold erdeal to get Well, it is public,
he said it on him before itspublic. Bro. That was like
three times. It wasn't a regularthing, And I don't regret it at
all. Oh ship, No,I should in public? Don't prom shouldn't
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public so you do the one leggedthing all the time? No, it
was just it was just those threetimes I thought was up. That was
not That's not possible. Would yourather go back to like taking a ship
in public? Would you rather haveto take a ship with no like protector
or with no door? No doorpublic. I'm not sitting on public,
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bro, I'm going to protect her. Yeah, gona watch me, got
it right, yeah, watch metaking ship, bro, I state specific,
I am sucking waiting until right beforeI got it. Take a ship
is either no protection? Is it? Every time? Every time you take
a ship? No pect? Noprotection every public, every public at home.
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You do whatever you want, everypublicshing no protector or no door.
If it's everywhere, no door,if it's every single time in public,
I'm not sitting that gross. Yougotta take a ship. You can't.
There's no bathroom. You at agas station, XI, Shut up,
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you're telling me you would rather somebodynot watch you. You sit on like
gas station. You got some ofthat ship. Let me tell has been
on there. Let me tell yousomething in each of these scenarios, shitting
in public is the last motherfucker Okay, and on that does it saying you
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have to do it exactly. Itdoesn't have to be a medicine for you.
It doesn't have to be embarrassing foryou. Fuck that knowing that this
is this is my life. IfI have to shop in public, it
is because there is no other motherfuckingoption. That means this ship is so
radioactive. That's gotta get out ofmy body right fucking now. And I
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can. Somebody watched me do that. And look, if you gotta go,
you're not gonna be in there forlong anyway. I will not and
have not that's look at. Itwill not touch a public I'm telling you
right now after. I'm telling youright now, if I know what,
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I don't want ship my parents beforeI put my cheese. Listen, if
I know, if I know tothis, if I know, anytime I
got to take a ship in public, it's either no door or no protection.
I am not gonna ship in publicunless I know it's gonna run down
my pants and that ship is gonnabe so bad that they cannot watch me.
Let that they cannot. I'm gonna. I'm risking tennis mascunades. You're
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not gonna watch cheeks is not hitting, no roll dogg. But you don't.
You don't have to sit down.You can squat. I feel like
that's a whole nother risk you talkedabout. I love na. Everything is
to engage. I don't know.I think, just do it. You
ain't had some you ain't had chipotletwith sur cream and spicy. We squat
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with that. That will put yourass down. You start squatting that they
cannot be warness by any person everin life. So I'm going with you
just gotta sit there yelling, Justsit there, yelling, occupy. You
know what I mean? You knowdon't yet, but it's not happening.
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I'm not. I cannot rob whateverbutton. That's that's what's happening. I
can't. I can't do that,all right, I can't, all right,
just won't be as Bro, yougot leprosy on your ass. I
don't you gotta understand you're saying it, You're you're fully vulnerable in a public
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toilet like this, because you know, listen, I will take the possibility
of somebody walking versus the immediacy ofmy ass that yeah, it's a guaranteed
right now, ass and ship allover. I need I need a door
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the immediacy again, because I knowthe situation, the immediacy of the ship
that I'm gonna have to take.I'm not gonna give a funk what's happening.
I need to I'm just gonna I'mmy ass on this and I'm laying
that's as wild row Dog and theseed wid Bro. Never in life like
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that make eye contact. I don'teven give make dogs the dude you did
they when they take a shit.I don't want to know. I don't
want to be in that. Idon't give a fuck about you. I
don't care. No, this isthe thing. This is the thing when
somebody comes into a into a bathroomthe and then here you going ham and
that was wide open. There's gonnabe what feels like an attorney. But
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I'm probably like two or three secondswhere your motherfucker's gonna lock eyes and you're
fucking you know, people know whatkind of shoes, bro Fact, I'd
be like, I need motherfuckers toI need to give time to mother the
area because you were you were somebodyyour ask. First of all, when
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you are comfortably sitting on a toilet, that is protecting you on your phone
anyway, So you're not working upnot the securitatility about that. I'm talking
about that, I'm working. I'mlike, damn making the security me.
I don't have my phone here,and so there's no bring across from puzzle.
I don't know, brood up downon the seat. Yeah, so
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he has a luxury for now allthe off Are you gonna say, hey,
I'm not taking the ship. You'renot gonna eat if they took the
doors off all the sauces. Damn, bro I'm never gonna not think about
this next time. I'm using here'severy time. Here's the fun thing.
You're a guy, you have toget lay off people you're looking at it.
If you knew you can put theagain, you have a choice.
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You knew that the third floor bathroomsdon't have doors, you wouldn't. You
would not voluntary and say all right, I'll just used the fucking third floor.
You're going to every other motherfucking floorprior to and you and you would
just wait, you were different,okay, so because you have to no,
no, no, But he wassaying like it was so crazy not
to have a fucking door on theship. I don't. I don't.
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That's not normal, okay, Sodon't just try and be like, oh
yeah, that it. It's allabout preference. If I know what my
lot is in life, whether it'sI can't be protected or I can't have
a door, no matter which oneI picked, the ships that would happen
in public will only be dire needand thinking about that. So here's what
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the position my body would be infor these type of ships nobody can see.
So let me ask you the question, are the ships that you take
now not like, do you haveno problem taking the ship in the public?
I ship you very regular? Doyou ship wherever you want? Or
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do you like I would rather shipat home. I try as much as
possible. Person I would say forme, home is where. If it
has to be a public and itain't body choice, this ship has to
happen if I can make it.I never had a ship. I'll tell
that sh listen if I can.If I can't, I know no,
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because he listen at work after thelist. It's just the work abuse I've
had. There's way too, waytoo many time for you. Never hold
a ship for a commute. Youdon't know what's gonna happen. If you
think you gotta take a ship,take that ship. Let me fly door
no door, because you you can. I'll be to work forty five minutes.
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Track the trailer. You're talking aboutgoing to work late. Ship,
that's not that's not the question.It's listen. I'm told by by employer
multiple times. Yeah, tell nopoint, I'm taking ship. I have
understood. HR. Tell you nothingfirst fall, pause the other damn good
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by HR department. It's a contractto HR and even the government. I'm
covered government, all right. Inever Let's get more serious. Would you
rather f fill your biggest wish orresolve your biggest regret? The one what
they wanted to say, hm,that's the option that would you rather fulfill
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your biggest wish? Or this saysa resolve? I would say reverse your
biggest regret. They could be oneof the same, Okay, Jeff,
start just the way I look atmy life. I feel like they usually
all wanted to say I wish Ihad done that. You gotta give Sometimes
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that's not the same. They gottagive it. You're talking about hindsight.
You actually have to pick something youregret, not something you would would have
done. Differently, those are different. I said different too many times.
I hate you the biggest regret.Then I think I would also, what's
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all my biggest regret? What wasthe first one? Your biggest wish?
Taking that? What's your biggest wish? That money is gonna solve my regrets?
Lottery? Yeah, I just anykind of you can't use no,
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I mean, like my biggest wishwould honestly just be like a life change
amount of money so I don't haveto work anymore. I would say,
I don't have a regret. I'mgoing to reverse. I guess it would
have to be wish, which okay, but I think like regrets don't aren't
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regrets aren't regrets in the moment,Like it takes time for regrets to become
a regret. That's why it's kindof in the It's like when you're presented
with but I would like, Idon't I look back over my life twenty
years ago, like my big regress. This next, Joine, is what
I mean, what's the regret rejectregret you're talking about? I don't know,
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I'm talking about like anything in themoment. Isn't that a regret becomes
bigger over time? Because I'm tryingto say, like so like it's when
you're when you're like you're presented itwith the question today that yeah, so
you're thinking about that you have now'sMicrosoft in nineteen ninety one. No,
it's probably something the miniscules, justlike go to this school versus a school
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or something like the course of yourlife change. But you can fulfill your
biggest wish by changing that regret.Well, I regret it. Then play
these numbers like big facts like damn, I should play it said, I
should put this parlay on like yeahit's controversial, what is it controversial to
whatever? Oh you bitch? Thatwas it? All right? This next
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one is gonna talk nobody. Wouldyou rather have the hiccups forever? Or
do you feel as though you're aboutto sneeze? Yeah? You fucked up,
my bitch to take the handcuffs becauseyou don't know when the seas is
gonna come. You're always making thatstupid face. No one's gonna take you
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seriously, Take you seriously your wholelife. Don't just like say that to
you, like yeah, people withthe stutter? All haircups? Are you
taking the sneeze? Thatn' the beatnever dropped? Yeah, I'm taking the
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sneeze. Three haircups? What's theone? Sneazy? I'm taking the sneeze.
Wa gets more points on that,knowing that you can't say how long?
I know? I just I didn'thear you something? Fine, I
heard you, I heard you listen. You know no bad amount of money?
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Would you rather no, I don'tlike that. Would you rather know
like that? Let me tell youthrow them? No they suck? Would
you rather never be able to closeyour eyes, never be able to close
your mouth, never be able toclose your eyes. My mouth is not
staying up on. You must beout of your guy that bite. Now
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I need to sleep my bro,see what I'm not going to put myself
in situations where random you can't closeit. You can't close it, so
you think every mouth that's opened.I even worried about it. Dick just
going to your mouth. I don'thave I don't have to. Wow,
I gotta sleep. They're both No, No, you're gonna sleep. What's
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the day? I don't for yourlife like, oh man, I better
close my mouth before that. No, No, my mouth will always be
closed. My mouth will always beclosed, period. Blake done. Every
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time you get prize, you gottalook for a different You gotta do nothing.
I'm coming closed. Take the gym, no more than I'm gonna close.
What I'm saying once again, Isay was so it was? I
am eyes definitely, eyes always open, or mouth always open or mouth mouth
open? Bro, I want tobe mouth is always open, no matter
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what. Your eyes are open,no matter what I'm pulling my all?
Right? You being with bird boxes? Right, bro? I just if
I think about the course of mylife, I don't think I've ever been
like yo, I don't close birdthat could be dicks, spiders, eggs.
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Because you can never close your mouth. Anything can go in your mouth
because it's always open. You sleepwith your mouth open now anyway, I
don't know, bit, I'm sure, I'm sure your mouth. Why why
everybody's fallowed eight spiders in like that'smore justifiable? Why? Also, fact,
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the worst case scenario is still ain'thaving it because my mouth gonna close.
So I want you to That's thefirst time I remember, I said,
can you put it in the groupchat the next time you're worried about
it, dick, Like, ifI can't close my mouth to that,
yo, bro, guys, Iwas at the store, I was about
flying around. I'm just saying it. Next time, y'all can't see it,
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dick, go to your mouth,y'all let me know, because your
eyes are closed, exactly, youreyes are closed. Get that dick in
your mouth, enjoy it, enjoying. I ain't gotta worry about it.
I ain't gotta worry about it becausemy mouth is closed. Young get whatever
you want in your mouth. Well, then by that logic, couldn't the
dick just go on your eyes?And brow? Who's dicking eyes? That
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is randomly going in your mouth ifit's open all the time? To say,
people to down synd drumming animals.Nobody. Okay, nobody is doing
that. That's if my mouth isopen. Yeah, but nobody's looking in
the eye and saying, hey,what's the last time you heard an eye
on dick contact? What is thelast time you rick mind? What's say
you had a mouth that was alwaysopen? Like I said, y'all can
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go for your My mouth is gonnasay closed, My eyes is gonna be
open. If a universe where ifmy mouth is open, dicks are just
rolling into it. I made manymore just mis mistakes prior to im.
I don't have to worry about thatbecause my mouth will be closed, all
right. Would you rather okay,this is a flip a coin one?
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Would you so yes, yes orno? Would you rather flip a coin
if head's meant you get a billiondollars, but tails means you die instantly.
So this is really yes or nono, because tails never fails.
No risk. It's either head youget a mill a billion dollars or tails
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you die. Oh. I thoughtI was like no, no, no,
this is a yes or no.He's like yes, I'm gonna do
it, or no I'm not.You're flipping a coin if it lands because
if a billion die. Yeah,nothing in my life has been worth a
but or yeah, it's see rightnow and lose more than that guy me
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that. Yeah, I think that'swhere me Now today I'm gonna say no.
But two thousand and nine, justgraduated, you still would have said
you don't flip that ignorance would havesaid, yeah, that's what I'm telling
you. In two thousand and nine, I have fiped that bitch ignorance what
it said. But I still thinkand I think that's because I never had
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it. All the ship that happensabout it to have money, there's where
they say more money, more problems, like I think like overdose and all
the extra shit that happens, Likethere has to be something like what the
fuck is wrong when you you gota billion dollars and you're fucking overdose it
and killing you, Like, ithas to be something with that. It's
(36:52):
it has to be because you cansay, oh, that's not gonna happen
to me all access. So likeI said, for the money wise,
oh well I don't. There hasto be something else with that. You
never show people like you for you, I just think it's just life life
life. Yeah, but you're marketthat point, like you're always stool over
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your shoulder more so because you havehundred I don't. I don't know,
but if these motherfuckers kill themselves withbillions of dollars and millions of dollars,
then some ship's going on. Becauseif my problems I thought was money wise
and they still kill you can't youcan't, you can't form you can't form
personal connections. That's that's what whichlegitimately what it is. You can't form
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personal connection. I mean, nobody'spretty spirits that which is bipolar. Uh,
she doesn't get that word. That'salso her. Here's a good one.
Would you rather be half your heightor double your weight? Half your
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height or double your weight? Canyou lose it? No? Right now,
right now today? So you gottabe half five on five? Hey,
bitch, you gonna be far offwith a five eleven four sixty damn
brom for two feet six eleven andheaven right. I don't want to be
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a little person. I don't wantto be five hundred panel with it.
Yeah, I don't want to beYeah, that's that's a lot only plus
I to weigh that message, likeyou could end up being like a kingping
oh, plus size people be gettingin love too, Like it'd be some
questionable keeping celebrity what today is like, oh, like how are e three
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twenty? And it's I can't thinkingof it right now, but it would
like some celebrity you were like thatdon't match up. I don't know who
his reference. But short people neverwin? Is the go to the comes
people? Yeah, but I guesswhere you get fintishized and get a little
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person just twl on it. Dah, Yeah, I try to. I'm
already fat, so I don't wantto. I don't know how to deal
with the shortness. I've lived mylife as a tall, not fat person.
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I don't want to be short fatbecause if you're short, are you
short and the same way too,so like, yes, so you're short
at your current weight. That's justtalking you short a fact, just be
yeah. Yeah, it's either Ican to eleven two thirty or five eleven
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four sixty five eleven four sixty termsin terms of height, yeah yeah,
in terms of height. I hideit enough where they don't know what my
weight is. If you say outmy weight now and I'm short, no,
I just I was like a widescreenmini me like, no, I'm
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trying to google with sixty five hundredpounds jokes like nasty but not as not
as bad as three foot eight inchesfive hundred pounds. I don't want this
for this is doable. Yeah,first of the alternative of three feet too
(40:53):
thirty like alright, your lice isgonna be all over there, and I'm
going I'm also going double weight.But is that? But you could put
a muckle man? Get what elsewe got? You gotta what I talk
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about the way about I haven't.I honestly haven't looked into any of the
evidence. He put the evidence outthere himself by the video he came out
right, he had a video wherehe neither denied nor confirmed. That's a
(41:35):
confirm mm hmm. And if welooked like you said, we talked about
his track history with the Wizards,his back was hurting the laying out what
was going on, I think that'sa glue injury. It was a glue
injury. So that I mean thatattracts that that bitch that I posted that
(41:57):
I was spot on for what's butquestion? And y'all let me know where
y'all response. If somebody came outand was like Yo, Once again,
(42:19):
this is hypothetical, hypothetical, hypothetical. Somebody came out. I was like,
yo, I fucked the grass inthe ass, and it was it
was it was a man. Jeffmouth was open and he was sucking my
dick? What were you doing there? Not just that? What the fun
(42:43):
were you doing? So would youin that instance ignore and not saying nothing
if it was in the streets talkingabout he me in the ass, there's
no whacking or that, okay,Jeff? No, not like all right,
(43:10):
So if somebody didn't say anything andthen they came out of yeah,
this is why are you guys worriedabout? Like if they didn't deny,
confirm, or they were passive regressive, what would you think anytime somebody pleased
the they did it? He talletthe fifth, He just said homemus't nothing.
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Yeah, he was like, youguys are weird. That's what I'm
doing here. Yeah, it's comingout. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't care. That Also,facts, like I said, I haven't
I haven't been interested enough to lookinto any of the evidence, deposition,
or whatever else has been out abouthis activities. So I also don't have
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an opinion on whether he's denying ornot. I think in twenty twenty three
we got Who's because who's the football? Cause that came out of something Sam
Oh Michael Sam Michael Sam the basketballplayer from who was British Jason Kohens,
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No, not Jason Collins the otherway Amichi he came out talking about,
Yeah, I wasious, I've beenI've been to kids. What mean not
real? We mean not real.I'm just saying I'll say that they weren't
a All Star anybody else perfectly.It doesn't mean, it doesn't mean but
they were still gay in the NBA. Like, what are you talking about?
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I don't care if you're fifteenth manon the NBA team and your well
that's not what's that debaby? Here? Are you gonna be famous and gay
for it? The count? Yeah? What are you talking about that regard?
Yes, if you're gonna use it, yeah, Hm, I'm not
going to I was. If you'regonna say, oh, you're the first
NBA player, but you're on thefucking practice squad, didn't know you're actually
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not an NBA player, but wasgoing to NBA. John Amichi Jason Collins
were on active NBA rosters. Alot of presents looking at this at one
point one minute. Yeah, therewas no there's been nobody major n B,
a NFL, NHL. Actually nlMA had one. I don't know.
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I think NHL had one, Butnobody was those major sports that was
a star that was a prolific,like even a sixth man that came out.
What does that matter? It wasa dude in the NFL. They
got bullied out because what does it? Why did it have to be an
All Star to make how it soundsto me and you can you can clean
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up or not clean up however youfeel. For me, it sounds like
before this lifestyle gets again normalizing theNBA, we needed an All Star to
come out as gay. This iswhy I think it mixed difference. If
you're gay or gay, it doesn'tmatter what your stature. If you bring
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up a NBA, you're leveraging somethingthat you are because of the stature.
So you're making it a point.If you're going to make it that point,
then I can say, all right, well I can say either you're
the top of that stature, you'rejust a regular. If you're going to
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use your status and say, ohwell yeah, we have people at the
this level and this level and thislevel, and I should be able to
say, you don't have it atthis level. You are NBA, but
it's nobody. And to their point, they'll say, hey, I respect
X, Y and Z, butthere's nobody sponsoring. I will say Lebron
(46:52):
ain't sponsoring anything, gay, lesbian, LBGT there, they're not sponsoring any
They'll be I'm on your side andthat's sponsoring it. So all right,
if you're gonna bring it up,then you gotta Hey, you're a lower
level. That's nice, you're oneo'clock infomercial and of that we're not doing.
(47:22):
I got one final thing real quick, so just headline. Frequent phone
use may have impact on seamen qualitym According to reason study from University of
Geneva and this Switch Tropical and PublicHealth Institute, if you use your phone
too much, your sprung count mightbe decreased. Watch the shot. I
feel I'm gonna use my phone enoughbecause there's three motherfuckers running around uptairs.
(47:45):
In fact, do know fucked becausethe baby boomers and what we have to
pay for we are replenishing with kidsto pay for us, right, yeah,
the whole busting them old motherfuckers.We aren't fucking enough and have more
enough kids to do the same thing. Yeah we are. That's you,
(48:07):
bro. We all did our part. You gotta catch get some kids out
here, bitch, spread your seed. You ready? You better stop before
I said I got soon as yougotta say stop, get, get us
out of here, get us oupof spread your seed, and you the
(48:28):
you the host ended I am.Once you talk about spreading your seed,
I'll end it. Listen, youmight
The grand You never done that.I don't do that you're doing I've done
it. Oh my god, Iguess sticky ship and put it in your
brain. Bang bang Now you lookthrough like the life of the party.
You do just for life to theparty. Guess is time? Yo,
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Welcome to Petty Wise Chronicles like now, Yo, welcome to t J O
T podcast. We are two,three, four guys with these motherfuckers are
going to introduce themselves. I didn'twant to do this interest ship, but
here we go. What's good isyour boy? Jeff? Tim always lit
again? This is the graph ak A Petty Wise a k A the
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A show. I don't want todo a k A. That's how it
feels, bitches. This is whatguests do when they're supposed to be host.
Regular host guests don't ever host ship. Guess just coming cracking questions.
You have to promote the t gT podcast listening every time we record,
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and also draft the social place.Find that three pals done at free Congo.
Yeah, I mean, I'm I'mon those. Anybody disagree you didn't
say anything, I'm yeah, that'sfine. I've been different. I haven't
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been keeping up with it though,so I mean it's the same already.
Oh wait, you're not talking aboutthe like recent one. Never mind,
we're talking about we're talking about what'shappening now with the terrorist one. I
think, Yeah, but at TG O T podcast, Instagram, Facebook,
(01:59):
Twitter, TikTok, why talk aboutit? Talking about we talked about
talk about I said, I knowI don't have an opinion side the fairy
like like it's and that's to beokay. I think we should normalize not
not having to bully somebody into intoa position, so I will have black
lives matter. I will happily sayI'm not knowledgeable enough to have an opinion
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on that. I see both sides, but like, wait a second,
I don't that can't be that.I don't think that can be there in
terms of that opinion. Like Isaid, it's I'm not waited in order
to we're talking about I understanding ormuch would you rather? Yeah, in
order like you have to look inthe situation and say, hey, I
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don't agree with you, because soyou have to understand both sides. But
in choosing opinion, for me,I'm just saying I look at both sides
and I see it. Yeah,But I'm not choosing the side. I
can see where you're coming from.They're more than two sides, chargument,
that's the thing about it. Butshort like just stop sucking up kids.
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Yeah, gonna get my that's fair. Was in response to Jeff not ten.
Okay, So this is this isthe would you rather episode? Because
we have uh now thirty is ishminutes before Phil is gonna leave us,
So we're gonna just fill in thisfor the second time. So first one,
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would you rather get a dollar everytime a stranger complimented you? Or
one hundred dollars every time you insulta stranger? Are you fucking kidding?
Gonna be I'm getting on Netflix?Yeah, defix their face. If that
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applied to everyone, I'd be thesecond racist person in the world. You'd
be the shistograph you said. Ithought you said race. No I s
would have got out like ship.Oh, I mean, I'm definitely that's
(04:20):
stupid. Would rather? I meanif you have morals, it's not what
exactly like, we haven't had morals. I insult you to give to the
home with kids. The reason whywe are Fridge is because we realized at
some point nobody is passing that shipup because it doesn't even say that that
you got to say it so theycan hear it. But we would,
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we would. But what I'm sayingpeople who have morals and just mumble it
the facts. Yeah, I'm outof everybody. I mean, that's that's
insult somebody. He because you imaginelike there's no limits to that. If
you would the time, if youinsult the stranger and drapping and someone like
stupid bitch, I know I wouldalso do it, like hundred dollars my
(05:04):
money to take on somebody else beingnice to me people the world. I
was getting stranger question, Yeah,I get the weirder like you get weird,
bro, just like weird interactions withstrangers. Like well, first of
all, I get a lot ofpeople asking me like why do I look
mad? And m yeah you're mole. Shut the fuck up. You tell
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them that. In my head,if I was making a hundred dollars,
yeah no, I actually had,that would be fun. I get paid,
so I would need a real job. The weirdest ship happened to me
though, Speaking of stranger interactions,I was at Sam's Club. I was
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getting real tastory chicken. Bro.There's no Costco around where I live.
So you believe I mean like,I mean this s Club is the knock
The sales club is owned by Walmart. It's knock off Costco. Wait a
second, Sam's Club is owned byWalmart. I mean that's fine, that's
not off. Costco makes it notknock off though Costco k first they're they're
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building all of the same product andit's lesser. No, So like the
who has Kirklands, No Sam,Kirklands, Kirkland Sam, Costco. I
don't know Sam. Walmart got greatvalue. I don't know value. Mtgommer
County. If you're not at mcgommyCanty Lip School, you can't sell liquors.
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I don't know what they got.I don't know. I know Costco
has liquor d C. That don'thappen in Maryland. Yeah, Sam Club
in Maryland on Marylands because I knowMtgomy County specifically, liquor is just store.
I think Costco's liquor is only ford C all of Maryland. You
don't think they can do that incounty and wherever. A year and now
(07:00):
the seven elevens and the convenience storesdon't happen beer beer there are that Virginia
does shout off your license born likeyeah, block the free ship. But
yeah, y'all have ABC stores toall state state Virginia's regularly and cut Maryland
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did it right, like we're gettingall this alcohol. Cat Maryland has liquor
storees fucking everywhere, but all yourliquor stores are ABC and their state sponsors.
So the state sets the price.Okay, so you're gonna get fucked,
whereas Maryland, I was all right, well you get that's happening,
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that happens in county, gett fucked, but you get their liquor store.
Well, I don't know about MontgomeryCounty, but at least in the state
of Maryland, you get to setthe price. So it's not the state
says this fifty dollars for this,no matter what. You could have somebody
if they wanted to free market priceand say hey, we're gonna do forty
seven for us only three dollars isa big difference. Virgina. No,
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all ANBC stores. This is whatthey can get looking from other places outside
of the ABC right, No,it's just ABC can get in the state
of Virginia. Yeo, liquor perkslike straggling because I can go to Giant
and get the jacket cokes. Yeahthat's different. Yeah, that's different.
That's like and I think even thatstill is regulated by It's just what's something
(08:31):
off branch of Virgina and saying,hey store, I mean you can get
I can't go because mcgom coni isexactly the same way. So but yes,
okay, yeah, it's somebody's gettingoffended. Have you got off topic?
Yeah? Yeah, what were you? Were you? So? I
have my daughter with me, butnot my son. So and I had
a cart. Daughter was sitting inthe cart. I grabbed the roatissite chicken
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off of the like hot serving areaor whatever, and I grabbed a bag
and put it in, took allthat back to my cart and I'm opening
the plastic bag and this dude likefucking sprints up to me out of nowhere
and he's like, sure, letme help you with that. And this
man fucking picked up my rotistory chickento put in the bag while I was
opening it. What exactly? AndI'm like, what the question? How
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do you check out at Sam's?Come on bro? The app? My
my mothers standing. The line isgreat? You know what I mean they're
big. Yeah, this big talkingabout uh, you get a hundred dollars
every time you saw someone bro.Every fucking time we walk out, we
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specifically walk through the little light uparea. Yeah, everybody go the money,
y'all. Every what do they dowith that nedline? Because I don't
scanning go. No, you scanyour ship during your trip and you pay
for the app and you bounce.You don't have to wait in line.
So Costco doesn't have that. Butthey do have the self checkout line,
(10:01):
which is so the self checkout lineof Costco. You guys having a uh
we mean the pores dude, okayfor uh so we're getting I just I
can't believe you have the nerve tosay that Costco is better than Sam's Crust.
It is you have to wait inline. No, you have to
wait in line to get into selfchecking. I don't know. So that's
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what I'm getting to. So theself checkout line self checkout we have is
six and six, So six onone six on the other. So I
think you have to have the lessonand we don't limit. I don't have
a big enough family limit. No, damn, I don't care about that.
I don't have big enough family tocare about that. So I'm not
buying eighty things at a time.So mine is less than the thirty.
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What right do you? When areyou getting there? One time you go
to Sam's or Costco? Excuse me? How many time you go to Costco
in the month outside of gas once? So you're going on us for going
to a bulk store and buying thingsin bulk. I still buy in bulk.
What are you buying tolet toilet paper? We get our hey, I'm
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gonna think your hand like man,that was because they don't have because they
don't have a meat, we getour We'll get our meat from there,
so we get the ribs and uhso we get meat from Costco. Vegetables,
fruits, we get those and ifwe're not going to howdy, so
yeah, we do a run now. But it's only three of us,
So I'm not buying eighty I don'thave that much buck to buy. But
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when we go through the self checkout, it's not self checkout because you roll
through that joint, you got yourcar, you get close, and you
got two bitsches coming up before youget scared. You scared your car.
They still come like a regular person. Okay, so I don't have to
do it yourself. It's called selfcheckout. But you're just going in the
line. You go, so youhave to wait. So if it's busy,
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you have never busy, So yourself checked out? Is you lining
up for a cashier to bring youup? Yes, I appreciate that good
service. H h. We goto Amazon Fresh. They never opened up.
We were supposed to have one,and yeah, one right down the
(12:16):
streat But again, is it inbold? Is it like you just it's
weird? How to do it?You have to It's basically the same thing
you do. You have to scanit and put it in your car or
you know, in the car.As soon as you put it in,
its scanning. And that show wasfreaking when we went when we went uh,
when we did Austin, when wegot the uh beers so you just
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walk in beers in the Amazon Freshwas the stadium stadium liquors. Yeah,
it was that ship. So whenwe went to Austin, we went to
the soccer game. They said,all right, professional sports, so you
walk in. I can't remember wescanned our card first. I don't remember
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doing ship. But you just walkin grab this ship and walk out and
it knows what you got. I'mnot about that. I checked everything meticulously
because I walked out that bitch andlooked at my allright, and it was
a meeting and it was It wasstill expensive, but fact not DC is
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expensive. There was nine dollars fora bear and you got a soccer game.
So the soccer game was lit.I don't funk with soccer. I
don't soccer me and soccer. Idon't watch the soccer games. That soccer
game was lit. Besides the dumbpeople that stood up the entire time those
fun they paid to stand there.The fields they're tiny. Have you ever
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been out of it? Was ayeah, it's not that I remember now
I was, but every everything okay, all right? But yeah, I
said I don't want soccer. Iprobably never do it again. It was
that that experience was that was likethey're like very much like it was like
a World Cup game because they golike all out for it. It's not
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just the top five MLS fan basesare like Austin, Seattle, Atlanta,
US and who want to be winningon the top. I think, no
mess. You would be there forsix games and that's it. I would
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never choose a dude that's a secondhappen, but you enjoyed it. Yeah,
that was a good experience. Alight. Next, wait, because I
thought I thought he ran up withyou and then that was But like that's
what I'm saying, Like it's alwaysfucking weird people walking up to me.
I grab that ship. I tookthe chicken right back and I said I'm
good and took the car and pushedit away from it. I'm just staring
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at this dude. What fucking possessesyou to do that? I was so
irritated that should ruined my entire Sam'sClub trip. Thank god I didn't have
to go through some check out thecashier. What happened right out on the
table. Anybody ring up to meand say hey, can I help you?
Why are you supposed to be here? Everybody says I was look mad?
What was He's white? Uh?We do that all right? Next
(15:18):
one before ten has taken another pistonsand singing so again. Would you rather
never get lost again or never loseyour balance again? Never get lost again,
or never do my balance again?I don't get lost off no more
(15:41):
with Yeah, of lose balance morethan keeping it real ship. Yeah,
I'm definitely you know Achilles list,I'm definitely going with balance. Yeah,
I think I want to keep mybalance. I'm not worried about getting lost
(16:04):
balance. I'm gonna assume Baldy wantsto be balanced too. Here's going for
you, guys, not necessarily forme. Would you rather have every meal
you eat for the rest of yourlife be too spicy or too sweet?
Too salty, too spicy? You'retoo sweet every meal? Every meal,
(16:30):
it's either too spicy or too sweet? How fuck? Give me an example
of a meal that's sweet. Solet's say you're eating spaghett it with red
sauce, but the red sauce isjust like sugar this meal either or would
every meal you eat is either toospicy or too sweet? Last one was
(16:52):
the good ones? One the balance? Or I mean, okay on this
one out, bitch? Would yourather every meal be to every single meal?
Every single meal? I like spicy? Ixpect the only problem you don't
mind wing, bitch? Ass Ido like spicy, depending what it is.
Pussy cant spicy, pussy No?The only problem with every meal being
(17:19):
too spicy is that Yeah that,I mean, he's right, it comes
out not in the most convenient wayand sometimes not at the most convenient time,
and that should be like coded there. Yo, I'm going too spicy,
too sweet, too spicy. Ithink I have to go too sweet,
(17:45):
just because sometimes I'm not trying tobe stuck on the toilet. Too
sweet. He got a whold erdeal to get Well, it is public,
he said it on him before itspublic. Bro. That was like
three times. It wasn't a regularthing, And I don't regret it at
all. Oh ship, No,I should in public? Don't prom shouldn't
(18:12):
public so you do the one leggedthing all the time? No, it
was just it was just those threetimes I thought was up. That was
not That's not possible. Would yourather go back to like taking a ship
in public? Would you rather haveto take a ship with no like protector
or with no door? No doorpublic. I'm not sitting on public,
(18:47):
bro, I'm going to protect her. Yeah, gona watch me, got
it right, yeah, watch metaking ship, bro, I state specific,
I am sucking waiting until right beforeI got it. Take a ship
is either no protection? Is it? Every time? Every time you take
a ship? No pect? Noprotection every public, every public at home.
(19:11):
You do whatever you want, everypublicshing no protector or no door.
If it's everywhere, no door,if it's every single time in public,
I'm not sitting that gross. Yougotta take a ship. You can't.
There's no bathroom. You at agas station, XI, Shut up,
(19:34):
you're telling me you would rather somebodynot watch you. You sit on like
gas station. You got some ofthat ship. Let me tell has been
on there. Let me tell yousomething in each of these scenarios, shitting
in public is the last motherfucker Okay, and on that does it saying you
(19:56):
have to do it exactly. Itdoesn't have to be a medicine for you.
It doesn't have to be embarrassing foryou. Fuck that knowing that this
is this is my life. IfI have to shop in public, it
is because there is no other motherfuckingoption. That means this ship is so
radioactive. That's gotta get out ofmy body right fucking now. And I
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can. Somebody watched me do that. And look, if you gotta go,
you're not gonna be in there forlong anyway. I will not and
have not that's look at. Itwill not touch a public I'm telling you
right now after. I'm telling youright now, if I know what,
(20:37):
I don't want ship my parents beforeI put my cheese. Listen, if
I know, if I know tothis, if I know, anytime I
got to take a ship in public, it's either no door or no protection.
I am not gonna ship in publicunless I know it's gonna run down
my pants and that ship is gonnabe so bad that they cannot watch me.
Let that they cannot. I'm gonna. I'm risking tennis mascunades. You're
(21:02):
not gonna watch cheeks is not hitting, no roll dogg. But you don't.
You don't have to sit down.You can squat. I feel like
that's a whole nother risk you talkedabout. I love na. Everything is
to engage. I don't know.I think, just do it. You
ain't had some you ain't had chipotletwith sur cream and spicy. We squat
(21:26):
with that. That will put yourass down. You start squatting that they
cannot be warness by any person everin life. So I'm going with you
just gotta sit there yelling, Justsit there, yelling, occupy. You
know what I mean? You knowdon't yet, but it's not happening.
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I'm not. I cannot rob whateverbutton. That's that's what's happening. I
can't. I can't do that,all right, I can't, all right,
just won't be as Bro, yougot leprosy on your ass. I
don't you gotta understand you're saying it, You're you're fully vulnerable in a public
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toilet like this, because you know, listen, I will take the possibility
of somebody walking versus the immediacy ofmy ass that yeah, it's a guaranteed
right now, ass and ship allover. I need I need a door
(22:38):
the immediacy again, because I knowthe situation, the immediacy of the ship
that I'm gonna have to take.I'm not gonna give a funk what's happening.
I need to I'm just gonna I'mmy ass on this and I'm laying
that's as wild row Dog and theseed wid Bro. Never in life like
(23:00):
that make eye contact. I don'teven give make dogs the dude you did
they when they take a shit.I don't want to know. I don't
want to be in that. Idon't give a fuck about you. I
don't care. No, this isthe thing. This is the thing when
somebody comes into a into a bathroomthe and then here you going ham and
that was wide open. There's gonnabe what feels like an attorney. But
(23:22):
I'm probably like two or three secondswhere your motherfucker's gonna lock eyes and you're
fucking you know, people know whatkind of shoes, bro Fact, I'd
be like, I need motherfuckers toI need to give time to mother the
area because you were you were somebodyyour ask. First of all, when
(23:48):
you are comfortably sitting on a toilet, that is protecting you on your phone
anyway, So you're not working upnot the securitatility about that. I'm talking
about that, I'm working. I'mlike, damn making the security me.
I don't have my phone here,and so there's no bring across from puzzle.
I don't know, brood up downon the seat. Yeah, so
(24:11):
he has a luxury for now allthe off Are you gonna say, hey,
I'm not taking the ship. You'renot gonna eat if they took the
doors off all the sauces. Damn, bro I'm never gonna not think about
this next time. I'm using here'severy time. Here's the fun thing.
You're a guy, you have toget lay off people you're looking at it.
If you knew you can put theagain, you have a choice.
(24:33):
You knew that the third floor bathroomsdon't have doors, you wouldn't. You
would not voluntary and say all right, I'll just used the fucking third floor.
You're going to every other motherfucking floorprior to and you and you would
just wait, you were different,okay, so because you have to no,
no, no, But he wassaying like it was so crazy not
to have a fucking door on theship. I don't. I don't.
(24:55):
That's not normal, okay, Sodon't just try and be like, oh
yeah, that it. It's allabout preference. If I know what my
lot is in life, whether it'sI can't be protected or I can't have
a door, no matter which oneI picked, the ships that would happen
in public will only be dire needand thinking about that. So here's what
(25:15):
the position my body would be infor these type of ships nobody can see.
So let me ask you the question, are the ships that you take
now not like, do you haveno problem taking the ship in the public?
I ship you very regular? Doyou ship wherever you want? Or
(25:36):
do you like I would rather shipat home. I try as much as
possible. Person I would say forme, home is where. If it
has to be a public and itain't body choice, this ship has to
happen if I can make it.I never had a ship. I'll tell
that sh listen if I can.If I can't, I know no,
(26:00):
because he listen at work after thelist. It's just the work abuse I've
had. There's way too, waytoo many time for you. Never hold
a ship for a commute. Youdon't know what's gonna happen. If you
think you gotta take a ship,take that ship. Let me fly door
no door, because you you can. I'll be to work forty five minutes.
(26:22):
Track the trailer. You're talking aboutgoing to work late. Ship,
that's not that's not the question.It's listen. I'm told by by employer
multiple times. Yeah, tell nopoint, I'm taking ship. I have
understood. HR. Tell you nothingfirst fall, pause the other damn good
(26:48):
by HR department. It's a contractto HR and even the government. I'm
covered government, all right. Inever Let's get more serious. Would you
rather f fill your biggest wish orresolve your biggest regret? The one what
they wanted to say, hm,that's the option that would you rather fulfill
(27:11):
your biggest wish? Or this saysa resolve? I would say reverse your
biggest regret. They could be oneof the same, Okay, Jeff,
start just the way I look atmy life. I feel like they usually
all wanted to say I wish Ihad done that. You gotta give Sometimes
(27:34):
that's not the same. They gottagive it. You're talking about hindsight.
You actually have to pick something youregret, not something you would would have
done. Differently, those are different. I said different too many times.
I hate you the biggest regret.Then I think I would also, what's
(28:00):
all my biggest regret? What wasthe first one? Your biggest wish?
Taking that? What's your biggest wish? That money is gonna solve my regrets?
Lottery? Yeah, I just anykind of you can't use no,
(28:23):
I mean, like my biggest wishwould honestly just be like a life change
amount of money so I don't haveto work anymore. I would say,
I don't have a regret. I'mgoing to reverse. I guess it would
have to be wish, which okay, but I think like regrets don't aren't
(28:48):
regrets aren't regrets in the moment,Like it takes time for regrets to become
a regret. That's why it's kindof in the It's like when you're presented
with but I would like, Idon't I look back over my life twenty
years ago, like my big regress. This next, Joine, is what
I mean, what's the regret rejectregret you're talking about? I don't know,
(29:08):
I'm talking about like anything in themoment. Isn't that a regret becomes
bigger over time? Because I'm tryingto say, like so like it's when
you're when you're like you're presented itwith the question today that yeah, so
you're thinking about that you have now'sMicrosoft in nineteen ninety one. No,
it's probably something the miniscules, justlike go to this school versus a school
(29:33):
or something like the course of yourlife change. But you can fulfill your
biggest wish by changing that regret.Well, I regret it. Then play
these numbers like big facts like damn, I should play it said, I
should put this parlay on like yeahit's controversial, what is it controversial to
whatever? Oh you bitch? Thatwas it? All right? This next
(30:03):
one is gonna talk nobody. Wouldyou rather have the hiccups forever? Or
do you feel as though you're aboutto sneeze? Yeah? You fucked up,
my bitch to take the handcuffs becauseyou don't know when the seas is
gonna come. You're always making thatstupid face. No one's gonna take you
(30:30):
seriously, Take you seriously your wholelife. Don't just like say that to
you, like yeah, people withthe stutter? All haircups? Are you
taking the sneeze? Thatn' the beatnever dropped? Yeah, I'm taking the
(30:52):
sneeze. Three haircups? What's theone? Sneazy? I'm taking the sneeze.
Wa gets more points on that,knowing that you can't say how long?
I know? I just I didn'thear you something? Fine, I
heard you, I heard you listen. You know no bad amount of money?
(31:18):
Would you rather no, I don'tlike that. Would you rather know
like that? Let me tell youthrow them? No they suck? Would
you rather never be able to closeyour eyes, never be able to close
your mouth, never be able toclose your eyes. My mouth is not
staying up on. You must beout of your guy that bite. Now
(31:41):
I need to sleep my bro,see what I'm not going to put myself
in situations where random you can't closeit. You can't close it, so
you think every mouth that's opened.I even worried about it. Dick just
going to your mouth. I don'thave I don't have to. Wow,
I gotta sleep. They're both No, No, you're gonna sleep. What's
(32:05):
the day? I don't for yourlife like, oh man, I better
close my mouth before that. No, No, my mouth will always be
closed. My mouth will always beclosed, period. Blake done. Every
(32:30):
time you get prize, you gottalook for a different You gotta do nothing.
I'm coming closed. Take the gym, no more than I'm gonna close.
What I'm saying once again, Isay was so it was? I
am eyes definitely, eyes always open, or mouth always open or mouth mouth
open? Bro, I want tobe mouth is always open, no matter
(32:52):
what. Your eyes are open,no matter what I'm pulling my all?
Right? You being with bird boxes? Right, bro? I just if
I think about the course of mylife, I don't think I've ever been
like yo, I don't close birdthat could be dicks, spiders, eggs.
(33:17):
Because you can never close your mouth. Anything can go in your mouth
because it's always open. You sleepwith your mouth open now anyway, I
don't know, bit, I'm sure, I'm sure your mouth. Why why
everybody's fallowed eight spiders in like that'smore justifiable? Why? Also, fact,
(33:42):
the worst case scenario is still ain'thaving it because my mouth gonna close.
So I want you to That's thefirst time I remember, I said,
can you put it in the groupchat the next time you're worried about
it, dick, Like, ifI can't close my mouth to that,
yo, bro, guys, Iwas at the store, I was about
flying around. I'm just saying it. Next time, y'all can't see it,
(34:04):
dick, go to your mouth,y'all let me know, because your
eyes are closed, exactly, youreyes are closed. Get that dick in
your mouth, enjoy it, enjoying. I ain't gotta worry about it.
I ain't gotta worry about it becausemy mouth is closed. Young get whatever
you want in your mouth. Well, then by that logic, couldn't the
dick just go on your eyes?And brow? Who's dicking eyes? That
(34:28):
is randomly going in your mouth ifit's open all the time? To say,
people to down synd drumming animals.Nobody. Okay, nobody is doing
that. That's if my mouth isopen. Yeah, but nobody's looking in
the eye and saying, hey,what's the last time you heard an eye
on dick contact? What is thelast time you rick mind? What's say
you had a mouth that was alwaysopen? Like I said, y'all can
(34:51):
go for your My mouth is gonnasay closed, My eyes is gonna be
open. If a universe where ifmy mouth is open, dicks are just
rolling into it. I made manymore just mis mistakes prior to im.
I don't have to worry about thatbecause my mouth will be closed, all
right. Would you rather okay,this is a flip a coin one?
(35:13):
Would you so yes, yes orno? Would you rather flip a coin
if head's meant you get a billiondollars, but tails means you die instantly.
So this is really yes or nono, because tails never fails.
No risk. It's either head youget a mill a billion dollars or tails
(35:37):
you die. Oh. I thoughtI was like no, no, no,
this is a yes or no.He's like yes, I'm gonna do
it, or no I'm not.You're flipping a coin if it lands because
if a billion die. Yeah,nothing in my life has been worth a
but or yeah, it's see rightnow and lose more than that guy me
(36:02):
that. Yeah, I think that'swhere me Now today I'm gonna say no.
But two thousand and nine, justgraduated, you still would have said
you don't flip that ignorance would havesaid, yeah, that's what I'm telling
you. In two thousand and nine, I have fiped that bitch ignorance what
it said. But I still thinkand I think that's because I never had
(36:30):
it. All the ship that happensabout it to have money, there's where
they say more money, more problems, like I think like overdose and all
the extra shit that happens, Likethere has to be something like what the
fuck is wrong when you you gota billion dollars and you're fucking overdose it
and killing you, Like, ithas to be something with that. It's
(36:52):
it has to be because you cansay, oh, that's not gonna happen
to me all access. So likeI said, for the money wise,
oh well I don't. There hasto be something else with that. You
never show people like you for you, I just think it's just life life
life. Yeah, but you're marketthat point, like you're always stool over
(37:16):
your shoulder more so because you havehundred I don't. I don't know,
but if these motherfuckers kill themselves withbillions of dollars and millions of dollars,
then some ship's going on. Becauseif my problems I thought was money wise
and they still kill you can't youcan't, you can't form you can't form
personal connections. That's that's what whichlegitimately what it is. You can't form
(37:37):
personal connection. I mean, nobody'spretty spirits that which is bipolar. Uh,
she doesn't get that word. That'salso her. Here's a good one.
Would you rather be half your heightor double your weight? Half your
(38:05):
height or double your weight? Canyou lose it? No? Right now,
right now today? So you gottabe half five on five? Hey,
bitch, you gonna be far offwith a five eleven four sixty damn
brom for two feet six eleven andheaven right. I don't want to be
(38:34):
a little person. I don't wantto be five hundred panel with it.
Yeah, I don't want to beYeah, that's that's a lot only plus
I to weigh that message, likeyou could end up being like a kingping
oh, plus size people be gettingin love too, Like it'd be some
questionable keeping celebrity what today is like, oh, like how are e three
(38:58):
twenty? And it's I can't thinkingof it right now, but it would
like some celebrity you were like thatdon't match up. I don't know who
his reference. But short people neverwin? Is the go to the comes
people? Yeah, but I guesswhere you get fintishized and get a little
(39:21):
person just twl on it. Dah, Yeah, I try to. I'm
already fat, so I don't wantto. I don't know how to deal
with the shortness. I've lived mylife as a tall, not fat person.
(39:43):
I don't want to be short fatbecause if you're short, are you
short and the same way too,so like, yes, so you're short
at your current weight. That's justtalking you short a fact, just be
yeah. Yeah, it's either Ican to eleven two thirty or five eleven
(40:05):
four sixty five eleven four sixty termsin terms of height, yeah yeah,
in terms of height. I hideit enough where they don't know what my
weight is. If you say outmy weight now and I'm short, no,
I just I was like a widescreenmini me like, no, I'm
(40:29):
trying to google with sixty five hundredpounds jokes like nasty but not as not
as bad as three foot eight inchesfive hundred pounds. I don't want this
for this is doable. Yeah,first of the alternative of three feet too
(40:53):
thirty like alright, your lice isgonna be all over there, and I'm
going I'm also going double weight.But is that? But you could put
a muckle man? Get what elsewe got? You gotta what I talk
(41:14):
about the way about I haven't.I honestly haven't looked into any of the
evidence. He put the evidence outthere himself by the video he came out
right, he had a video wherehe neither denied nor confirmed. That's a
(41:35):
confirm mm hmm. And if welooked like you said, we talked about
his track history with the Wizards,his back was hurting the laying out what
was going on, I think that'sa glue injury. It was a glue
injury. So that I mean thatattracts that that bitch that I posted that
(41:57):
I was spot on for what's butquestion? And y'all let me know where
y'all response. If somebody came outand was like Yo, Once again,
(42:19):
this is hypothetical, hypothetical, hypothetical. Somebody came out. I was like,
yo, I fucked the grass inthe ass, and it was it
was it was a man. Jeffmouth was open and he was sucking my
dick? What were you doing there? Not just that? What the fun
(42:43):
were you doing? So would youin that instance ignore and not saying nothing
if it was in the streets talkingabout he me in the ass, there's
no whacking or that, okay,Jeff? No, not like all right,
(43:10):
So if somebody didn't say anything andthen they came out of yeah,
this is why are you guys worriedabout? Like if they didn't deny,
confirm, or they were passive regressive, what would you think anytime somebody pleased
the they did it? He talletthe fifth, He just said homemus't nothing.
(43:31):
Yeah, he was like, youguys are weird. That's what I'm
doing here. Yeah, it's comingout. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't care. That Also,facts, like I said, I haven't
I haven't been interested enough to lookinto any of the evidence, deposition,
or whatever else has been out abouthis activities. So I also don't have
(43:54):
an opinion on whether he's denying ornot. I think in twenty twenty three
we got Who's because who's the football? Cause that came out of something Sam
Oh Michael Sam Michael Sam the basketballplayer from who was British Jason Kohens,
(44:15):
No, not Jason Collins the otherway Amichi he came out talking about,
Yeah, I wasious, I've beenI've been to kids. What mean not
real? We mean not real.I'm just saying I'll say that they weren't
a All Star anybody else perfectly.It doesn't mean, it doesn't mean but
they were still gay in the NBA. Like, what are you talking about?
(44:36):
I don't care if you're fifteenth manon the NBA team and your well
that's not what's that debaby? Here? Are you gonna be famous and gay
for it? The count? Yeah? What are you talking about that regard?
Yes, if you're gonna use it, yeah, Hm, I'm not
going to I was. If you'regonna say, oh, you're the first
NBA player, but you're on thefucking practice squad, didn't know you're actually
(45:00):
not an NBA player, but wasgoing to NBA. John Amichi Jason Collins
were on active NBA rosters. Alot of presents looking at this at one
point one minute. Yeah, therewas no there's been nobody major n B,
a NFL, NHL. Actually nlMA had one. I don't know.
(45:22):
I think NHL had one, Butnobody was those major sports that was
a star that was a prolific,like even a sixth man that came out.
What does that matter? It wasa dude in the NFL. They
got bullied out because what does it? Why did it have to be an
All Star to make how it soundsto me and you can you can clean
(45:42):
up or not clean up however youfeel. For me, it sounds like
before this lifestyle gets again normalizing theNBA, we needed an All Star to
come out as gay. This iswhy I think it mixed difference. If
you're gay or gay, it doesn'tmatter what your stature. If you bring
(46:04):
up a NBA, you're leveraging somethingthat you are because of the stature.
So you're making it a point.If you're going to make it that point,
then I can say, all right, well I can say either you're
the top of that stature, you'rejust a regular. If you're going to
(46:27):
use your status and say, ohwell yeah, we have people at the
this level and this level and thislevel, and I should be able to
say, you don't have it atthis level. You are NBA, but
it's nobody. And to their point, they'll say, hey, I respect
X, Y and Z, butthere's nobody sponsoring. I will say Lebron
(46:52):
ain't sponsoring anything, gay, lesbian, LBGT there, they're not sponsoring any
They'll be I'm on your side andthat's sponsoring it. So all right,
if you're gonna bring it up,then you gotta Hey, you're a lower
level. That's nice, you're oneo'clock infomercial and of that we're not doing.
(47:22):
I got one final thing real quick, so just headline. Frequent phone
use may have impact on seamen qualitym According to reason study from University of
Geneva and this Switch Tropical and PublicHealth Institute, if you use your phone
too much, your sprung count mightbe decreased. Watch the shot. I
feel I'm gonna use my phone enoughbecause there's three motherfuckers running around uptairs.
(47:45):
In fact, do know fucked becausethe baby boomers and what we have to
pay for we are replenishing with kidsto pay for us, right, yeah,
the whole busting them old motherfuckers.We aren't fucking enough and have more
enough kids to do the same thing. Yeah we are. That's you,
(48:07):
bro. We all did our part. You gotta catch get some kids out
here, bitch, spread your seed. You ready? You better stop before
I said I got soon as yougotta say stop, get, get us
out of here, get us oupof spread your seed, and you the
(48:28):
you the host ended I am.Once you talk about spreading your seed,
I'll end it. Listen, youmight
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