First Episode of 2024 / Last Episode of TGOT

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In a requirement that on brand.You remember doing this money he had niggas
believe it get chick blade that themotherfucker left to keep you on the way.
God damn joke whatever bash of thatnight. But the trad was like,

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yeah, for real, the funkare you thinking? It's like,
look, don't let these nigs,these niggs getting chicken bila. He stuck
to it. I give you thatbecause that ship was a larned because he
did not let up on the line. He made you believe. And when
we have to rehearse that, I'mlike, wait, that's coming out in
somewhere I know, in this niceass restaurant and out fridge whatever he was

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at. But what that ship,I'm that was funny. I had a
great time to the airport, littlehotels at that ship over. I didn't
make it to my after the hotels. That ship was she was fine.

(01:06):
I was so glad we stayed there. So glad. I was like,
damn was that literally was at theboard having time by lives. I expect
that an hotel jo, it's crazygood showing you had Like not what party

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you were there? You're welcome.I don't have a flash though, what
I said, you want to outthere? I think you want You're walking
Okay. I don't have whatever yougot. I got a get it.

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I can get like I want toget. No, I didn't. I
was just listen. It was oneor the other. I didn't have no
money for younger. I haven't gotdamn job bping him. We didn't tell
you your dog? No, thatwas I left that one that time.

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Man power or not man? Yeah? Boop it we we get married and
say we didn't can I remember whenI don't know who said the whistle name.
At first, I was like,I can't choose. I ain't got

(02:50):
enough up, it's gonna work.I ain't got I ain't enough. But
would give me so I had toput the grass. We go. We're

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going to dreams. Listen, Damn. That was good. It was a
good time. That we had agreat time. Half the party at Jets
that was lit in the conference room. Yeah, damn. There's not a

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lot about yo weddings that I remember. That's a good thing. Ship.
I remember last one. It wasgood, bigger. I mean I remember
some stuff. I remember the GrandBlue and I remember niggas don't want to
dance until we got out there onthe dance floor and uh, I remember

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I don't still, man, Ican't drinking, But I don't know how
we fucked all them bottles up beforethe wedding. So the first thing,
because you're stuck in that room thefirst day was with the gods. I
was still in the clouds. Itwas four fucking bottles in that room.
We killed them all. Yeah,yeah, it was. It was was

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that drinking. It was jack,Yeah, But I think the I think
the went first in terms of it'ssquad with all that ship. Jeff came
to your wedding by himself. Ibe thinking he came to my wedding by

(04:46):
myself. It was your wedding.Damn. That was was was came back.
Wife was predy at the time.I don't know if he was,
but I had a few like,yeah, my wife was pregnant. I
just remember what from yours. Imean, I've been realizedhip from yours.
But like, the honey bar wasdope. The catamaran was lit mm hmm.

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Forget about the man jumping in andwe went to the island that was
cocing out the chip. That wasthe most disgusting drink I ever happened.
It was. It was so grossed. I never I'm never gonna have this
gain something that was disgusting too.But he was making it was like should

(05:34):
taste like medicine. It was supposedto have. I remember that coconut.
It was was bar I could Ihad it. I took a seven.
I was like, yeah, I'mnot doing this. And I respected my
man because he was cutting. Hewas it's good for you. I'm like

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my stuff and turning them be onthe side of the camera and real trying
site d up to find out theband mm hmm, upsetting the Chicago Niggas
band. No, No, notthat was it. No, he was
trying to get shut up. No, he would have been fine, No,
that your wedding. Yeah, we'renot having He would have been absolutely

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not because it's blackout, drunk somewhere. Just sit in the corner, wait
for you exactly. That's what I'msaying. No way you're doing, That's
what I'm saying. Everybody gets off. Not it was. It was a

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quick quick walk unless you go.You know, I ain't going to have
to. We were in a Spanishcountry. I couldn't trust you for ship
Spanish. I got something. Igot something that was triving a Spanish name?

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No, but what there was notime? Were you talking to one
of the bartenders and I wanna gooffside but she couldn't go or yeah he
was supposed to also go. Yeah, yeah he did go off But is
a fucking speak Spanish? It's aminace. But that was it. That
was the what's the name bar?The honey bagger? Yeah? Yeah,
man, I remember I remember somethingfrom everybody's wedding. It was I had

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a great time. Everybody said yourwedding. I remember, yeah, I
remember that. I remember you makingus wait to drink for like three hours
for two pictures. Y'all still needa drinks? You just kept on the
bottles. Wedding was twenty minutes.I remember. There was ten niggas in
there. We had to walk.Did no e were getting drinks? The

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wedding was only twenty minutes. Therewas nothing but her walking down the aisle
and straight to the we had towalk to it was saying, it was
I know you walk because we wereon half set, not even the niggas.
Zebo, did you burden on thebottom burden was sweating that. Okay,

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that's a lot sit walk was like, that's probably in the That's probably
the closest we've ever been, becauseeverybody was trying to get into next like
stuff up. I tried to stepback and like, god, it was
dying. But I can't help butremember Jeff's drink because of the swag sweating

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picture that. But I just rememberdown there? Did we go to wals
people? Uh, we went toBaltimore somewhere. We went to Miss Shirley's
or some ship after somebody's wedding thatwas his were playing the NBA was down
there. We didn't know wait forgetting an out, a long wait or
whatever. That's where you told ushe's pregnant. That's where you give the

(09:18):
cigars. Yeah, oh sod.Welcome to Membory Lane. Everybody, we
and I intended. I don't knowwhere started, but so thank you.
That was good too. Yeah,this is this is what you're doing.
You know how I knew this wasthe last one. I realized, Well,
the first episode of the year isfucking March. Nowhere stable anymore.

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This March Olverady, we gotta goback and Marshall, you gotta go back
to Zooms. Yeah, how's yourwife out nigga because modern fixed. He's
in a new house now, soit's still the original Wi Fi if I

(10:07):
smoked the texts good, Oh gosh, you guys remember everything? One of
them? I mean it was theair base, you know, Presidential air
Base. Okay, here, choppingisn't uncommon? A goddamn what's this chap

(10:35):
called marine one or whatever? Theydid? Casual flowers? But yeah,
we're outside tracks track. I meanhonestly, more each each day I realize
more Where I was just like,what's look? Really it ain't. But

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I'm like, damn, I'm likeship. We have a lot of ship
going on around there. I'm gladI'm not there. Now I go back.
I missed the ship. Sometimes staythere, I go back ship,
save save some coins. For real, he'd be the only one would be

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a good. Look we're doing wow, the last one really getting episode getting
released unedited cut. This is thetrue over that time? So far,

(12:03):
No far, so hard. Ican't which. I need to walk love
on the spectrum? Did you?The first epide came on after we finished.
I didn't wanting to watch it,but I had not anta the little

(12:24):
trailer was kind of convincing. No, the trailers were sold up for me
because really the funny is man,that's couldn't be a trailer trailer the trailers
would hand me bite, I might, I might add it to the list.
Watch that because you wouldn't go toheaven or sure we'll go, I

(12:50):
said, twin, what have youbeen? Shots? The money, getting
her money? UMG can get theship together. N that's that's the opening
right there, like where y'all beenat. Spend a couple of months,

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all right, I guess it stickyship and put it to your brain.
Bang bang, Now you looking likea life of the party. Do just
bore life to the party. Iguess it's time, I say, twin,
what have you been? Yo?Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. We

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are t g O T those guysover there on even five those big time
you know, I got the bandwith me. What's good is your boy?
Jeff? Tim always lit? Thisis fair leuthographs a k A bloody
wise a k A. My pronounsare that nigga save it pictures were just

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file guys with the shoots and giggles. We have a pens and our pens
matters. That's why we give itto you. Each and every time we
record. But for the final entry, i'n't let you p the motherfucker socials
one last time. Yeah, followme at Jeffie Keith. I don't want

(14:24):
to know what's going on, nah, but find the old ship at T
G O T podcast, Instagram,Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, Snapchat.
You can still be our best friend. One regret I had even still snapchat.

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That's the escape. I think studiostill works. What other sponge ships
we have mandscape studio, we don'thave black clack clean stuff works more ways
than one. Feel your coade.We got up that paper still works.

(15:11):
Papers worked the whole time and itdoesn't matter. Yeah, but we were
online where we see the throne.We were there. Weird now to introduce
it. That's the final episode.What's what's the video joint or the understricted
joint? Do you have a patone on the Patreon? Put some on

(15:33):
there at least one. Listen,guys, there's a there's many reasons why
this is n with this episode andorganization, an extra ship none. But

(15:54):
if you haven't, if you're ifwe haven't gathered, this is our first
episode, said fucking November twenty twentythree, we've decided that in our advanced

(16:14):
age. Come on, man,we've got old around here. Fuck that
we're breaking up the band. It'sbeen discord there's been fights going on,
parting waves, public. We gottaset it up age. Well we not
even repeated the reason, so no, yeah, we we did. The
allegations didn't catch up, nothing likethat. It's just TJ O T as

(16:42):
you know it. The podcast atleast is ending because they just ain't at
the time to do this consistently.As you can see, the first episode
of the year is coming out Marcheleventh, allegedly, right, that's real,
bothna lose an hour tomorrow. Ohhow forgetting? Is it that our

(17:07):
last episode? One more time?I can about fucking daylight saving time.
We'll get we'll get to that.But the podcast on a it used to
be a weekly basis, then itwent to its no then it went to

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weekly, and one it went tostill weekly, but one was virtual and
one oh and one was before thevirtual it was COVID, so we were
it was all virtual and we weretrying to do different ship and trying to
then COVID ease back. But niggaswere used to not having to be around
motherfuckers. So it was one inperson, one virtue, but we're still

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giving you content weekly. Then youknow, we weren't point any names,
and some WiFi couldn't even handle thevirtual anymore, so never could never could
devices too many bodies. So thenwe said, all right, we'll record

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two episodes bi weekly so we canstill keep it weekly. But then niggas
were recording to one two o'clock inthe morning, so we were like,
we're just gonna do the bi weeklything in phil Oh yeah, niggas,
but still still here. In fact, you know, as far as Hiatus,

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we three man. We've three men. We for a long time the
guest host m So we just decidedthat while we enjoy I think what we
enjoyed the most was getting up witheach other on a on a consistent basis
and being able to talk about shipand record it and have people react to

(19:03):
it. But at this point it'sjust not feasible. And part of this
is y'all's fault too. You didn'tshare was making money. But what I
think the saddest part is for meat least, is that I think,
honestly, I don't know the nexttime I'll see all five of these guys

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again. Yeah, we've been ina group chat, but like like in
this setting, I don't know becauseyou know, niggas got lives now,
NFL now, and it's you can'tjust we can't. There's there's no there
will never again be in our life. At ten o'clock, we're in the
group chat, like you know,who's trying to meet up at Fridays and

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then we can do at ten am. We're probably working, but we're trying
to get up for marts Manes sins. We will for two weeks. I
can't. I'm working, you knowwhat I'm saying that I don't care.
It's on the weekend, so I'mwatching the girls magic Those games actually interesting.

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Huh have you not been watching women'scollege basketball? Even about her watching
like Juju over now? You knowyou do? You break the record of
Kvin Parks the three in the point, But I don't. I don't really
mean that. I mean cares overhere, Team angel Rees, I don't
know for team am I are youteam Kitink? No, this is the

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above. No, it's no nonbinaries here one of the others under the
above. Yeah, I know you'rethe First, you're the main above that's
not by they. So you wantto pick a jeer, I'm not picking.
You don't like people. You likethe idea of having to pick between

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one of the we're talking about specificpeople. What you're talking about about,
Dotter, what we're talking about.But you just want to be outside the
buner. It's cool, you know, square peg ground home. This is
getting weird. You made you justhave to be black and white? What's
your letter the lower case? I'mnot going to go into the yeah school.

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Yeah, yeah, I understand thesaddest part of what you're talking about.
Right, So all good things cometo an end, of course.
I mean I get the sentiment too, because it was something that I could
look forward to, even if itwasn't like a five man rotation, which
is always the best, because wealways had the most I would say fun

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or just camaraderie or just organic thatflow. They came up when we did
record. But like I mean,the graphs said it but jokingly, but
I know even seriously, like Ihaven't seen you since twenty twenty three,
and I'm like, it's three monthsinto twenty twenty four, and I'm like,
damn, I don't think I seehim since October maybe, God damn
September of last year. I'm like, it's been five six months, just

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that quick, and I'm like,damn, that's crazy, because life will
be life, and work will beworking, kids will be kidding, and
wife be wifing. So life,life definitely is taken over, but it
doesn't it shouldn't shadow over the factthat truly the Friends is still always going
to be there. The greup Tresswas gonna be there. But this was
one other thing that we did havethat we could call our own that it's

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going to it's coming to an end, and we all moved to East Bumblefocks
or West bumblefucks. Yeah, wespace. I should just do something.
I mean, like we called thegrass disrespectful path since I know I'm just
a little for out every year movedback one episode. I love when we

(23:08):
first came boxing out here, thisit down every fucking he came back and
he went from thirteen to like sixor something like that. I was nine
then no started at thirteen. Youstarted, Yeah, move complete dig then

(23:30):
I moved down. He been soldit to you remem when he sold He's
like, actually moved closer to you. You guys came out more. He
sounded like, I'm not that shadyGrove. I forget I shady Grove.
And I was like, I'm tooclose to the ref eleven. Bring you
the way I remember the shady road. Had to drive out to figure out
where the fuck you were that nightI was talking. I was talking to

(23:55):
him rhy. I knew how hereabout that. I didn't. He didn't
get the full I'm gonna say.I'm just like, yeah, directly he
said, he said, I don'tfuck with wine. You know what afterwards
on a wild Goose tag. Thatwas not a good That was that a

(24:15):
good move man? So let's stay. But I mean, even to Phild's
point, like even though the recordingmay and that continue, we still can
link up. We should, weshould link up. We can do a
monkey bass. That's how That's whywe gotta find it should just be something
in the middle that we could do, like maybe like finding two or three

(24:37):
things that we can do on arecurrent basis, Like this is where if
there's somewhere in d C where yougo like a driving range, because it's
in the middle something like that.Southeast is the mid not like Benning Road,
Southeast like and ship nothing in fifteenyears like caps and not caps.
But yeah, that works for me. That's my name. Trying to go

(25:00):
to a baseball I'm playing every area. Yeah, make good car jack,
but I worked on saying that you'vegot car jack right on M Street.
The congressman, he says, you'regoing to that is it's awesome camera,
It's awesome time one people. Ican get a picture with Vitorio Dawson.

(25:23):
I'm going out. I'm trying topay those I'm gonna be like a sneak.
Young hear you're going outside of autoCome no, no, I'm going
in. But get to get anact. Really you called one hundred fifty
dollars to do what? She's twelvepicture for Corey's Popperdio like that Alxad.

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She's been in a couple of them. She's older now too. I don't
know, it doesn't matter. Iwouldn't care. Stamp all day. Yeah,
knocked out facts. But as youcan tell, yourbody was thinking about
it on cut that to be leaveit. That's what leaving that. That's

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the damn. Everybody else, likeI had a snapshot screenshot. Everybody was
thinking about it, it was somenice that's crazy stuff about any thoughts about
what if I was thinking. Iwas thinking about like how much our lives

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to change in the whats been fiveyears, and started like we really we
double double the amount of like wedouble we moved all the way away,
like we've all had new houses,new jobs, like nobody where we've been
to, Like that'd be impossible ifhonestly, if one of you motherfuckers for

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where we work, like, bro, I have you accept me for what
I'm gonna say. I just realizedI've been in my job for four years
already. He didn't move though Idid, Yeah, of course, like
four times, no bullshit and movingon. But I was like, like
life of the whole thing about lifeof life, and but like we've all

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seen each other do up and downsand been able to hear to come come
and wink up again and be like, yo, this is what happened.
Or either like when we're going throughsome bullshit, this is an escape,
or we got to celebrate some ships, come here and do the things.
So I think it's cool that it'sall wax, that we we just got
ten years. Now I'll go backlike this is where we were in our
lives at whatever point it looks likenothing like have we grown? Have we

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not grown? Are we feel thesame way. I think it's cool that
ship, some of that ship.I mean, after I don't put on
everything on a hard drive like Ido. You can have the one draw,
yeah, I mean everything's gonna gothere and take for perpetuity. But
I don't know. I still haveused that won't scriptures to me. Yeah,

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man, in that episode, itwas it was really good until we
get to that part. Nah.I mean five years is crazy because I
know motherfuckers who could make two days, right, Like, I know people
who attempted to do what we've doneand for what it was. Five years

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is nothing to kind of like likenot respect or not told you take your
head off too, because literally it'speople who try to do this ship religiously
and they can't make it past thirtydays a year. And we've passed some
sponsorships, we've passed some accolades likeeven like the we see like the end
of the Year ship with Spotify,like the little just still get played everywhere,

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right, And somehow we got pimpedout on some porn website. They
still we have to they're gonna figureout nothing the content. So like we
experienced a lot of ship where alot of people don't. I mean,

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and then we did the zoom shiptoo, So I mean, how about
for something? Yeah for some whylook it is what it is. It
was I realized, what's the lasttime we had a guest that was your
job? It was last time wehad a guess. Yeah, how about

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you? What are your thoughts?I think in terms of what we set
out to do originally, I thinkit it this is the end. But
when we first started it, itwas us meeting up because we hadn't seen
each other no long. That's thatwas besides the hey we got good ship
to talk about when we're knowing atthe bar, the brain drow was,

(30:18):
hey, look we can do thisin terms of a podcasts and get together.
I think it met that. Yeah, I mean that's natural. It's
it's not the same. But yougot your your bands that were together.
They life lives like you, likeTon was saying. So everybody got older,
got different shit going on, niggasmoving far away. Took an hour

(30:40):
to half to get here. Soyeah, it it bittersweet, but I
think even when we were doing thepodcast. One of the things that was
a concetant. We were always talkingabout the past anyway, like even before
we were talking about weddings and shit, TGA at Friday, So that's always
gonna be there. We always matterto get me and you know, you

(31:02):
never know, like uh, whatwhat was my man said? You maybe
may wake up at a sixty MJ. You may see us come back for
you know, a a a extraspecial. It may happen. It may
happen, So uh, people wakeup one day. It's crazy too because

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originally this was Tim's idea some random, some random day and playing Tim Tim's
like, oh we should do apodcast and also and all this shit.
And I was probably the first tobe like shut the fuck up, like
what the what is the podcast?Right? But then I remember I went
on a road trip cause they hadto go down to a fieral in Atlanta,
and I was like, alright,let me put on a podcast or

(31:47):
whatever I put on. It wassomebody see It Seals? What's your name?
Some man of Seals podcasts. Iwas like, alright, we were
watching the Insecure. I'm like,I'll play a podcast when I see what
the podcast is right, and Fitchwas just rapping and yapping. I was
like, oh, it's just motherfuckerstalking that. I came back from the
Rota and I was like, heyguys, knowing full well, I was

(32:09):
like, we should do a podcast. And then like the full id was
born at your boys spot in Rockville. Oh, because I think like three
weeks like three weeks later we actuallylike started recording this ship were just the
first one in your parents based theif your parents still have that house or

(32:31):
for some odd reason that house likean Airbnb and ship, it would have
been full service. We just renteda ship to do the last one.
But no, no, not possible. But yeah, started started a just
place. Then if we made millionsof dollars, we could do it.
Was Jeff and and Tom as theinitial rotation. Then we didn't have no

(32:55):
houses, movies into Virginia and thengod, Dad, you were in Virginia.
I dropped by moving and then itwas out there a lot. Like
you don't even realize how long Iwas in Virginia because I was in a
whole loss apartment that none of youever went to because of covide, that's

(33:20):
right, and that I was intoapartments in that building. You don't know.
You don't know that right now youwould have floor down went man for
the fifth floor, and that wasthe main and then and then it just
ended up mostly flipping back between Tomand Phil for a long time and house

(33:44):
at the same time. But Ithink my house stuff started in the rotation
before yours did, or maybe itwas around the same time. I don't
remember. And then Jeff was justout. He just got into the rotation.
Of course, end last year.That's the reason why we're in it

(34:07):
because another month, God damn,the house rose. I know. I
had been a couple of arguments andthat, like, you, why the
funk you always leave? You alwaysgotta go. I've been coming home domb
late. She's like, you're gonnabe at one oclock clock game, Like

(34:30):
I got that. I was like, yes, I'm leaving, just yes.
Even today. She was like,you're about to leave. I'm like,
yeah, I'm about I gotta go. She was okay, damn ship,
yeah you guys, Yeah, Igotta find something to do. Now

(34:52):
start going outside. You think Ican't go outside? Watch this? Oh
this seven am, she's gonna beout. I'm going right, yeh so
I'm not gonno to watch some kids. Okay, yes, I mean I

(35:19):
already said in the group chat,I think we should instead of doing this,
like we still should get together atleast once a month, like if
we part of the reason that wealways had to do it at somebody's house
is because we needed somewhere to setthe equipment up, need somewhere to be
quiet. So like that kind ofrestricted us because there's really nowhere we could
have gone that would have been amiddle ground for everybody. But if,

(35:42):
like I agree with everybody else too, like there is the whole camaraderie side
of the of it that we shouldn'tlose. So even if we only get
together like once every month or two, we still make that effort and then
we'll have a lot more options tomeet in the middle. Do something,
Go ahead, you know, justgo down to DC kick it, especially
because it's about to get warm again, so we're not trapping in so ho
true, I mean we can youknow, we can do we start playing

(36:05):
basketball Sunday morning again. Actually thedriving range, you don't want to see
anybody for six months. I'm actuallydress like all society because I have a
club, I have a drive club. I gotta start something. You got
a driver, not a cutter,the whole to give you. That's the
wrong That's why I got it.Well, we'll talk about it later.

(36:30):
I mean I've been down for that, like or set, yeah or like.
I mean, I don't care.I like to graduate, though,
I feel like I've just been adriving range for so long. Do you
ever think can we talk about this? Have you ever played eighteen? It's
played? No, No, Idon't have to do like I played.
I played a couple of nines withmy father in law and brother in law

(36:53):
when we went to Myrtle, notMyrtle maybe it was Murder No, not
Burt. There was North Carolina.It was one of them, one of
the other ones that they got theguy. I played a couple of nights
there, and I mean I wastrash, but I was getting up and
down the course. And the nexttime I played with them. I want
to be able to do like you. I can do this, but handicapp

(37:16):
change because I played the tournaments.But obviously it was like like scrambles and
ship where I want to play withYeah, I would do that because that's
the only thing I know. I'mtrash like the best. That's well,
then why do we start there?Then? Yea, if anywhere you do

(37:37):
get expensive to that's the only thinghe gets expensive because you want to travel,
you want to keep the county onesthe county not free. But they
like just go literally right now,there's a lot of those. Well,
I know, the executive not righthere in Needwood is like twelve dollars for
not and then and the cart becausethings is old. The current is like

(38:01):
only twenty am I gonna put.All I have is a driver, happy
GOODIL figure it out you can.That's why if no one has left handed
clubs, me shoot like that,you know, I mean I feel like
like if like like going somewhere likethe only place I've been recently a top

(38:22):
off like obviously top off, don'tThat's what I say. Any any golf
course, even these county ones,if you wanted to rent a set of
a set of clubs, they haveto have left handed like like I don't
trust to but here's the that's whatyou already they got like they got like
one or two. If you goto a public one, you can't drink.

(38:44):
And I feel like that's one ofthe they have both. It can't
be cheap and you can't drink.Either we're gonna drink or you Either we're
gonna drink and spend money or we'rejust gonna play. You don't have to
do the same thing every time.No, yes, I don't think that's
the point. That's the point isjust I could, I could be.
I'm gonna just over. I couldplaying it. He'll be there, but

(39:05):
I can. I can see wecan't do the driving range, but I
do want to upgrade because yeah,I haven't played the course. Yeah,
we'll start at the driving range,but I just well, we don't want
it to be every time golf isnext in the rotation. Niggas is just
bun. I'm gonna say, ifwe do golf and in terms of rotation
like every six months, then wedon't have to do the public course,

(39:28):
maybe doing a nice course. Whatdo you mean we're not picking six different
things? Yeah, you go golf. We're not going golfing every time you
play poker like something. You justthen one. I guess I'd rather do
like one or two things, soI just practice. I am not against
that. Yeah, Like I'd rathergolf like every other month to try to

(39:51):
practice instead of only doing it twicea year. And I am not I'm
with that. So I don't know. So one public course and then one
drinking course. Why don't we justbring our own ship to the public course
that is proud of the party.I don't even get caught. We're gonna
get caught. Crowned upon means nothingto me. Can I do it or
not? I was at the endof the day, I'm like, who

(40:14):
gonna check me? Lest from outthere around you gotta leave, may not
be able to go back to thatopen the little car, especially if we
have a car donuts. Yeah,that's the fun part of it. Like
I see all these whites get upwhen you started trying, because then you
start getting out of the ones inmedicy Then you gotta go from Arizona,

(40:36):
Florida to get to my Arizona.Oh he's the other thing. She don't
know yet, but forty years oldfor my birthday, I'm gonna be at
Trinidad car for I don't care who'swith me. I am when she finds
out maybe she's coming, I'm gonnabe there. I'm not mad at that

(40:59):
because I've been thinking. But I'mlike, because there's definitely a couple of
moves that I want to get bangedout the way before forty that and Tobago
is definitely one of in my pan, that forty that kind of and that
ship. Cause that's what I'm saying. You got ye, are you gonna
play mine? So you're just gonnago all whateverbody I got? But whatever

(41:20):
what, everybody man still gonna bethere. It's gonna be out. I
gotta get it, I gotta geta fit. Yeah, I don't like
to play this, you know,to pick off like two fifty, right,
I mean no, that's just thatwings, the short thing, the
thing like part of the figure thatyou're buying into the crew that you will
funk all that. Oh you ain'tgonna solo. He's the thing I'll be.

(41:49):
I'll be my own part if Ihave to. I'm not you guys
have a team. I'm not inboy scouts, I'm not in a frat,
I'm not anything like that. I'mnot paying two fifty be a part
of nobody's nothing because this ship isjust short days. It's the shorts,
the little over we can buy thatthings, the ankle things, some head

(42:13):
bands that it's your last yeah,and you and you'll be thirty. Not
you have no excuse you listen,that's three that's consecutive days. You don't
sleep. I remember there it's alot of movie rent to very and d
with an ice bath. Yeah,you know it gets hot. Not.

(42:34):
I was like a person. Iwant to get a stand up on it
and do that cry no, no, no, no, just an ice
bath. Do that every day likesix times to go in there for like
three minutes. People say, it'sfucking like the shock to your systems.
I want to compressive delaid, compressivedrinks may be having. There's somebody in
Minnesota who get an ice bath andgo out and crack that drink with a

(42:54):
sledge and married time and just gositting there drinking for like a good ten
minutes. They feel good. Somebodythat you know in Minnesota. No,
it's just the same guy on Instagram. You just do the ship every day.
Come the moment people say like thatship is like its revitalizing. For
sure. There was a guy andI don't I don't say this that it

(43:15):
is as truth, but when Iheard there was a guy who he went
to the doctor and they're like,oh, you got all the makings for
prostact cancer and he's all right,fuck. And he did a whole bunch
of things, but one of themwas he got himself I think for an
ice bath. Did it religiously threeminutes a day, every morning for like
six months or whatever. I'm talkingof other ships even better exciting all that

(43:35):
ship came back to the doctor.I don't see. No, that ship
gone so oh weep having pedals toto say, look, you get to
take you to cheap two fifty isthe costume? You're buying a package.

(43:55):
That's what I'm saying. Oh butthis the n coolest day. Man.
I don't know. But if wedo, like first of all, don't
accessible what consume? Like, whatwhat group are we going? It's like
the forty and over club. Iwas my front corner because she'd be down

(44:19):
there every year. She'd be downevery year. Yeah, I can definitely
see that. I can definitely seethat being a trick where like somebody would
want to take you along. Itwouldn't be no gays only truth for sure.
Yeah, No, no, Idon't think it will be. I
can't see my wife want to count. Then again, maybe she won't because
she went to Jamaican the Jamaican joint, and she equally hated it as much

(44:43):
she equally liked it because the sunwas cooking hers and they was walking into
a water truck and she stopped likeit was just she was just tired the
whole day. And that's how I'mthinking costume sweat like that. First.
All right, it's three days ofyour whole life are for your forty And

(45:07):
here's the thing. I'm not expectingnot to fail. I'm going in to
try. I'm not expecting. Okay, that's that's true word spoken. So
I'm going in and thinking to thatin order to do that. But I've
made practice. Got three days ofBut the thing is, though, it's

(45:30):
not like it's not like three daysof not sleep, like nothing going on,
like you're over stimulated. What areyou talking about? Is the day
parties every day? And that's whatI'm saying. It's stop the day parties.
No, it's non stop. Skipthe day parties. Why because you

(45:52):
don't think they're good? Because youhave to sleep, Because you understand,
I understand how the human body withI just think for these three days,
nobody's magic. They gonna say,I got you your words, don't align
with that. I'm just saying,my man gonna be on coding cocaine after
the first the first day party.Oh maybe I can whole because I still

(46:17):
have drugs, do I? No? No, I still got drugs.
Is a right. I'm gonna putI'm gonna put together the whole. But
you won't be enjoying the drugs.Your needs gonna be hurt so much at
the oct just make you keep backto the baby, doesn't You can't.
You can't try the drugs for thefirst time. Attacked the carnival. You

(46:39):
don't know how. You go tohave to p practice to see probably and
practice is like I'm gonna do itonce in like January. See what?
How how far can you put alife with no achilles? I have achilles.
They're reconstructed. Actually are the bestthey ever If you think about that,

(47:00):
I want to play basketball anymore becausethat's where there are other things that
are not. That's when they snapwith no regard. And I think the
next time I play basketball, seriously, it's gonna be my knees that go
out and one of the c lsdy, Yeah, it's gonna yeah. It's

(47:22):
just like I can't like the them c L looking at the like get
up. If I if I hada son my name, Yeah, I'm
saving my game for lack of betterwords, to cook him. If me

(47:42):
one down to the go yeah mymy uh my day, My day is
a hooping is is just to cookeither any nephew I got or anybody who's
talking ship, I'm gonna get themout of the way in that's my little
to the fame. I'm gonna goahead and hang him up in the rafts,
hang up the clicks, the shoesand bedmb for real. So I
don't know. I still may tryfor a boy. I might go for

(48:05):
my third child, don't I mean, you have the sex, but just
don't of course that he didn't say, you don't play me a namy out
here. Yeah they be. Sowhat's crazy is that the fourth has like

(48:30):
everybody turned forward in the same mid, which makes the commicate because then then
get back into the situation where likefucking wed its being in the same mid
too, Did everybody have forty fortyaspirations make it there? Yes, that's
always Lord Willing. I want tomake it afford that planning mine, so
that planning bust your heart that's what'sup. I say after the twenty fifth.

(48:55):
I've never given a fuck about thebirthdays. My wife is proclusive of
the plans for money. She's gonnabecause I'm gonna need more money or time.
I donned her a long time.Ye put this down this cave because

(49:28):
my ship, my ship is differentyours, but it's on the same level.
I'm I want to be on someyacht ship. I wanted, like
a yacht party. But I haven'texplored the option of whether or not it's
going to be international America, becausethat's whether international or if I'm like relying
on fly just chartered, like likewe fly down the Floorda and charter ship

(49:51):
to the islands or something like that. No matter what, it's still gonna
be some type international, but it'sbetween the Mediterranean or like some local ship.
So like that ship that you seeon Blow Blow Bro. I remember
afterwards, that's what he's about.Being tips more than that, you know,

(50:13):
I gotta step my game up.The tip is like twenty thousand.
Yeah, that's more three days,right, yeah. So and some of
them joints don't be worth it.Some of them look yeah, some of
them just saying like yeah, yeah, I can better because the weather fucking

(50:36):
up you, Like, damn,I just wasted ship, Like I call
it a motherfucking storm, And likeI can't do none of the water sports,
none of the cool ships. Ican't have them set up to dinner
on the top of the ship.Like yeah, oh, but but as
you describe it, some of thatship is really fucking cool, is it
is? It is a crap shoot. So his wife, okay, wife

(50:57):
needs money for that. But becauseI'm definitely gonna sponsor the ship, because
I definitely no sponsor. You may'tpay for the boat, but you guys
got to get there taking to stay. But like, what's you saying,

(51:22):
I gotta do. I gotta do. I do some research, but no,
I mean ship. This m isprobably going to help out with that.
But I gotta get one of thoseship because the person on this ship
is too crazy, man, Likeall the luxury you get just from just

(51:44):
using the motherucking and paying pitch back, paying my ship back. I ain't
never a problem paying it back usthat corporate one. Yeah, but noah,
that's that's where I'm headed because Idefinitely want some ship. I definitely
want some big bull ship and honestly, I can said up for the little
twenty for them be cool. Iain't gotta have a fitty drink, and
it's still gonna hit the same way. It's still hit the same way it

(52:07):
is until you see somebody rob myGod, I should have got like where
the fuck that? I should havegot that drink, But like, nah,
yeah, because you hit the prices. They do sound rangers because I
think it's all gloss stuff for television, but all that ship can't be exactly
the same thing. Like yeah,you could drop five ten bands on the

(52:27):
fucking tip, but then I knowthe trip before that probably was like what
twenty thirty something like that. Sothis is like prices, but what's the
price point you're thinking of this outsideof yeah, oh I'm budgeting for that.
So we got a budget. Yeah, like I said, everybody got
freeze a granded for the fortieth.I definitely will. I won't let you
guys know in advance, so youcan play just as long as you need.

(52:53):
I even got drink. I don'thit the first podcast episode right back,
let's go off the way. Youwouldn't do your ship, you would
do the carnival ship. So allright, that Jeff, what the what
thees? We we're putting on goingto Kentucky derby and putting the band down
on the horse. I can dothat, I can I can do that
with it. I just read.Okay, so I know because you canna

(53:15):
have to fit two. Okay,the I'm getting because everything was that the
stereos where you're being putting a banddown on a horse. But what you
just said that just to say Itold the Kentucky dirty part. I got
to fifty tr band. We're allgoing one. Granted he's birthday when Okay,

(53:38):
that's so dumb. Guys. Everyoneneeds to put a band on their
own horse because we have five timesI didn't put we have five, I'm
like twenty three. But still arewe sure putting a band? Even if
we all put two hundred dollars onone horse and lose our aunts are better

(53:59):
if we all again we're planning.Man, you still don't know how parlay
is working. You don't parlay horses. You're gonna have a five like parlay.
We only need one to hit,Yeah, none of that. But
you can't fallow person. You needbox per second third. You you always
missed it back by one so ifwe go, if we go to the

(54:24):
contempory Derby, like I said,we gotta get we got to get the
best going on with the person.You gotta get a fit and we can't
be in general like it's so wegot to get an idea. And I'm
upset that it was thrown out aslet me out because I was I'm looking
at this ship right now, wasGas said, it's just one of the
boxes boxing. You start to eightaway clubhouse boxing typically away per se is

(54:50):
that a seat are we sharing with? Somebody just think he got in a
seat? Clubous box feature tip groupsof six paddy fold down by all including
food and beverage menu, off siteparking access covering unby cover. That's gotta
be perceive definite per seed. Okay, so they have to cover the at

(55:12):
least ten of us reserve seatings.If you want to get in, don't
go by ourself to the Kentucky Derby. These ladies are not well, they're
funny, but they think're gonna bemore like I know you Kentucky. Now
just get us, Jack Harlow,but not for all the us. I

(55:36):
know I'm gonna need your two fiftyon his pose bring all this is so
you dropping like four thousand on jests. You gotta get to the god damn
good idea now standing room only twoseventy five. We didn't. We didn't

(55:59):
generals for all that we're gonna beon ESPN idea for sure. Yeah this
happened. We're not going to thePreak We're going to the Kentucky Derby.
Jus A, God damn, that'ssuch a good idea. Oh yeah,
but as that all right, man, Phil, if it wants to go

(56:20):
to okay See game, they maybeno, Phil, can't go to anyone
back. Keep bringing that up.I mean, a great first quarter happened
the general the games you went to. I've been into NBA games this season.
I went to okay See's home openeragainst Denver, Okay, so he

(56:45):
got blown the funk out like thegame was over, uh like before halftime.
And then do you happen to rememberthe Thursday night game on t n
T the Milwaukee Boston game when Bostonwent to Milwaukee and it was like a
forty point game two minutes in thesecond quarter and Boston came out after halftime
and didn't even play their starters.Yeah, I was at that game.

(57:07):
God damn, I went to Milwaukeefor that dang. So you have some
years and make the city. ThoughMilwaukee is dope, I wouldn't back there
when it's warm. It's dope.Beer and cheese. I mean, like
Bro, I barely drink anymore,so we didn't really like getting drinks.
But Bro, the funniest shit happened. It was like the littlest thing that
happened that made me know I immediatelylike that city. We were just like

(57:30):
walking somewhere. We're coming up toan intersection and there was a car coming
up to turn right right in frontof us, but they had a red
life. They stopped in the crosswalk. They looked at us walking, and
they fucking put the car in reverseand backed up out of crosswalk for us.
I was like, holy shit.This is when I realized the East
Coast is rude as fuck, becausethat doesn't happen. No, it doesn't.
But no, Milwaukee is like Imean, it's like she was like,

(57:51):
bless a pussy to me. It'ssuper walkable, Like it's just it's
so fucking cheap to like the dC I was shipped to do Milwaukee.
We were only there for like twodays, so I mean really, and
you wouldn't liked it because we wereout there. It was snow as fuck

(58:12):
while we were there, So youdefinitely go in the summertime, but you
stay right in the city and thenyou can just go do whatever you want
there. It's small, it's likereally compact, so you can walk anywhere.
There's like two sides Milwaukee over there'sthere's like tourist Milwaukee. And it's
like with people with Milwaukee white whiteMilwaukee, like white white Milwaukee, black

(58:32):
Milwaukee what I'm saying. But obviously, like I mean, we found good
spots, obviously, but the areaaround the Bucks Arena five Serve is actually
dope. Like I would love togo back there and like go to another
well the lays get me, dogo to let us know, because who

(58:59):
you really want to see? Andthen like a before that, see Wizards
game before that the only game theyhad to get the Wings, so they're
good now. The only game Iwent to last season, I think I
went to a Wizards game to seeLuca, and Luca was crying to the
rest of the whole game and theWizards got cooked by Spencer Dinwiddy. All

(59:25):
right, but we derailed your fortieth. I want to do some white people
ship. Excuse damn, we can'tgo to that then, Nah, I
let y'all know how white I Actually, this will never happen because you gotta
like do a bunch of about todo some lake campus ships before. I

(59:45):
think it would be dope to gocag driving with sharks. That is the
I told you it was the whites. I probably never will because you got
what you want to be, sodope. My man didn't mean in the
middle of swimming raising. I don'tfucking kept the man about the wait,

(01:00:06):
yeah, done before diving with sarks? Yeah? What kind of sharks?
Like? Did he have to behad a video up and everything, you
have to be certified like screw divingor anything. He just literally just jumped
it and the head a cage drone. He was flowing around that ship,
all right. It was just swimmingHawaii, all right? All right,

(01:00:29):
So that's I'm going to Hawaiian todo just diving. That's where you go
for your apparently fuck that where else? And he didn't die from that wrong
wife? My wife is too fuckingexpensive and my cousin went down there.

(01:00:50):
It is expensive too expensive. Youtalk twenty five dollars, you know,
I mean because I went for myser Yeah I went. It was expensive
for sure. But no, yeah, I'm not gonna damn grade that ship's
brought back home. It was ridiculous. I still want to hear all fifty
stages. Boyut fifty. I cando that ship too. You already got

(01:01:15):
in North Dakota this so you candrive through it. I would definitely motorcycle.
Hold on, what's that Mount Rushmoreareas? Mount Rushmore? Yeah,
Montana? Yeah, yeah, ActuallyMontana is beautiful? Man Yellowstone? That
woman is it? I don't knowwhat the fuck is going on? No,

(01:01:37):
do you have a TV show?Yann still yellow Let's just check with
Kevin Costner. Yeotone, it's stillstill. I didn't know it was.
What do you mean still? Itdon't move around? It's in once.
The Yellowstone covers a lot of areas, a lot of states, does it?
It does? Okay, Well hereyou go the majority of Yellowstone.

(01:02:00):
You see saying with wo like yousay, he covers the postate, covering
the post state. So now whatwe're saying in Wyoming for in Montana?
Montana? The apartment No. Threethree Perents, Montana one percent died.
I got you said technically no Yellow. I was talking about Yellow Stolen,
the TV series and it set inMontana. Nigga, I talk about all

(01:02:22):
the shiitt I was just saying.The only reason why I know about it
because the TV they got all themship is like I know, it's next
to Wyomings not even funny. No, listen, she don't sound doesn't.
But if you ever if you sawa mapping the right side of Colorado,
right, it's on top of Colorado. So there's Washington, there's Oregon.

(01:02:45):
Idaho is on the right side ofWashington, Oregon. Then you got Montana.
Wyoming's right here. The colors aboutthe United States, he said in
Oregon. Yeah yeah, I wasin the Northwest. Yeah yeah. See
to me, Adam was in themiddle of America. That's what I was.

(01:03:06):
That's states our biggest fun And it'slike you go, you can go
from one state to another, liketwo or three hours over there. It's
like a day trip. I willgo to restaurants. Texas, Texas the
whole day. Texas huge. Youknow what's crazy. Texas is not the
largest state in America. Alaska,Yeah, that part Alaska is half the

(01:03:30):
time to continue with the US,Alaska, is it really? Because you
live like a little corner corner thepopulation. Nobody goes there until I know
that, because like I just neverrealized that they still claim that Australia the
ustern the same size. M Idon't kind of believe that that's been lining

(01:03:52):
up for years, like all theUS has been inside of northern Africa.
That I do know. Yeah,boy, yeah, yeah, Africa is
huge. I'm pretty sure that.But yeah, Alaska, you put Alaska

(01:04:16):
in the United States. It goesfrom like you gotta be accurate because of
the way you're scaled, Like howto make it flat like this, you
gotta be shipped me. You're tellingme, you're telling me North America can
fit what's in the northern part ofAfrica. Now, y'all full of ship?

(01:04:40):
What Alaska to the US? Didyou say it's half the size?
That's not half, it's like alittle lesson third, he's using guy man
half a whole four inches seven.That's crazy. That's not what she said.

(01:05:10):
That's what she said. That's craze. Niggas be like the pussy on
three deep. Anyways, But let'sget back to this. This is real
to say because I'm concerned. Whatwho? Yeah? Who? The fun
are y'all? No moves winning lottery? No, it's not about winning the
lottery with Carnival and the chief isthe cheap you want to yacht? You

(01:05:32):
say your sponsors get down there andshake it for the last episode they get
this is all within sixteen. Thatdon't make sense. It's all within sixteen.
We gott how many days of vacationare we talking about? Two months?

(01:05:55):
You got three? I got aprice three days? Two months of
vacation? You said you said itwas three days? Just three days?
Is one? Somebody said two much? You know we're not fucking going.
We're not fucking I Am not goingto the Kentucky Derby. Cannot just be
over all right to a party freeKentucky posts are gonna get some burgone on

(01:06:18):
something? What kind of yet youget? Try float by Hawifi. What's
the inspection work are We're going tobe close to birthday July. Let's just
combine him. We'll do it allat once. Oh, I guess we
can't because yours a day specific.Yeah, I don't. They got shocks

(01:06:42):
in the Caribbean and the boat inthe Caribbean. I want to see your
horses or actually some other race,but you can know we're doing the out
of everything we've talked about, Ifeel like the Kentucky Derby is the most
grappants to play dress up all too. I was before before my Moial,

(01:07:03):
I don't give that ship. I'mdefinitely doing some cream seriu sucker, orange
sore based ship like I'm making pretty. I hate to say I gotta go
through. I gotta go cream.I might be able to let my man

(01:07:23):
on rush out, but butter cream, butter cream, but a cream.
I'm thinking that that get on youbut dead ass, but just for Kentucky
Derby style, because it gotta befree flowing the ship honestly, need I
gotta break. Yeah, she gottabreathe because Kentucky sweat. I need something

(01:07:45):
that because yellow yellow yellow right now, not all yellow all yellow, but
no, that's what I'm saying forI think the blue would kick for you,
though blue. I think like thelight blue powder blue light blow kick
for you for sure. I'm definitelyI'm gonna pull off either some sis orange

(01:08:09):
orb or like some touch of futurelike pink ship. But that's that's really
advantageous. I'll be I'll be goingfor the fucking move if I shoot for
that. But I can pull thatship off. I think I can do
that. I can see it's motherfuckinglike MS Red. Not because Kentucky either
though, but I can see theship, Colonel, see the ship popping

(01:08:31):
film. You know it wouldn't belike completely because you don't. You gotta
have stripes. You gotta have likepops of it. You would, you
would have to do. You don'thave to be stripped up. I'm not
red about both ties. You yougott You don't know. I don't even

(01:09:01):
know what that is. We're talkingabout like a Texas and Mexic I got
like a medallion, like, yeah, yeah, you got time. He
probably do the cream though he probablydo. He can't do cream green green,

(01:09:25):
Yes, I do green. Nowit's supposed like stash either stashie.
You can't do cream worn. Idid creams Pop's gonna be yellow. You
know I could do cream shooting myshirt. I can do the definite cream
on. You're definitely like yellow shirt. I can't wear yellow. You can?

(01:09:45):
You already like it goes with it? You don't go That makes sense
he's already yellow. You put himin an orange. I'm doing caramel.
What are you gonna do? WhatI do purple like lavender you do,
I'm gonna do a cream in apink shirt versus too much speaker. That's

(01:10:12):
the point you came. Run thatship out and then you get then you
get it the door and you getlike, it's still a point that the
cream in the paint that goes thisship has happened. I mean, I
know it's just happened. Yeah,this is one of those TJ T extras
where after two years like hey heybitches, vlog the consecutary. I mean,

(01:10:35):
we did it in Nashville, butwhat are we going to is like
regular people or we're going to likeChicago niggas or Detroit niggas. Because I'm
not wearing my ship is gonna fit. You got like Steve Harvey. Yeah,
I'm not wearing as my ship's gonnafit. But it's also gonn it's

(01:10:56):
gonna fit, but it's gonna befree because like Tom said, it's gonna
be hot. Don't wanna be breathing. I'm not gonna look like I'm not
gonna look like the Three kids thefucking Kentucky Derby. Yeah, it's just
gonna be tailored a nice and powderblue apparently because I was thinking too small
with the white. Appreciate you,but at the end of the day,

(01:11:17):
we bring the wives. Doesn't matterwhat what you think. You don't.
Oh, listen, this is y'all. Have the wedding the Kentucky Derby.
I chose my ship for the wedding, so I'm still choosing myro The Kentucky
Derby is ours. You're going tocompliment me. I don't think about them
because that increases the cost. Yeah, not necessarily. He's doing playing for

(01:11:41):
the plain too. What are theywearing plane ticket? Oh yeah, they
gotta do happy. Yeah, theygotta make up all that ship. I'm
going to Kentucky dirty. You knowthey're gonna try to do it all.
You don't need to have ship.And you know they go get a min
juel and you know them are alreadypriced out because they had a mint jule
regularly. Yeah. No, Sodo we need to practice because I feel

(01:12:02):
like they're disgusting. I don't knowwhat you're talking about. That's the regular
Kentucky Derby. If it's just likea face mohto, I don't think so.
In my life. If bourbon sugar, water and ice and mink,
that's all this damn got that,why not drinking? I like bourbon should

(01:12:33):
be drinking more water. So likeit sounds, but that doesn't sound like
the drink for the Kentucky Derby becauseit's gonna be hot out there. I
mean, you get one and thenyou just drink dataade like water. I'm
gonna tell you that right now.In the next week, I'm gonna gona

(01:12:58):
yourself for you know, enough ofyou in the group. I need to.
I need to have a industry madeone before I try to making on
myself. Well, you probably have, like you go get some like you
know what the what's the term thatyou see from there? I'll probably have
what tomorrow I'm going on with thewife and she's gonna work. That's what
do I look like? Or minchellnon even like you go to a bar

(01:13:27):
just don't want to them, andthey know exactly what you're talking about.
Everybody, every bar tender probably knowswhat I don't know. The black hole
maybe not, but Friday Friday.Yeah, they gotta make it really fine
because it's part of the flair.Like when you go to a Flayer shows,
they make some specialty drinks. Imissed shows. I haven't seen t

(01:13:48):
JF make any specialty drink. That'snot tim What just call it Friday Friday
since the nineties, bro, listen, that's on Friday. Recently you can't
even get it out half the time. Are you trying to say it?

(01:14:10):
Just call the ship practice getting Iget to the gip Jim. You know
when I think about it, Iimmediately get drunk. It's all right,
ship, there's another wild thing.We can go to prod both all you
can mikes to Fridays. Yeah,drink. I didn't drink like that.

(01:14:33):
When I was riding back, Idid, And I'm still talking about ain't
you don't you know how much funI had my bike. I said it
was no Willies drove mine. Iwas Ricky Bobby driving fast. But talk

(01:14:56):
about that, like the last timeI rode my bike, My god man,
rest in peace. I rolled mygollas so and we was at motherfucking
what's the Spanish drink off off offourteenth World Nigga. We was in that
motherfucker tossed and Ship's back when wepulled pass. We were drinking alcoholic beverages

(01:15:29):
and we were having a time.Other folks pulled up. We had the
bikes out there on the curb andship. When I pulled off Nigga A,
I fished my back tied fish taillike a motherfucker, and I was
like, oh, this is aboutthe in for real. But then I
caught it and then it got straightfirst and I almost ran though probably two
or three predations they got the funout the way and I was like,

(01:15:51):
oh, this ship is fun.Immediately I was like, oh, man,
I missed this ship because I waswaiting for the line and like some
open road. First time I finisheddown on some sand on that crowd rocket
on you hit different differently. Iain't gonna hold you. I went up

(01:16:13):
a little pebble on on a HONDREDHsix hundred and I was like, nah,
give me the I said your yeah, let's taking your bike. My
time is to ten to twenty.I ain't gotta worry about none of that.
That She kicked it out like it'sa regular fucking suv crowd tracking.
But no, that crossed like sigLike, Man, you hit a little

(01:16:34):
pebble, you had a little goddamn bridge grate nigga like, hey,
I will tell you this. Ithit oh his different so hard bike rolle
off of eighteenth Street in front ofuh Madame, I forget that, Matamorgan.
Yeah yeah, Madam, Yeah,we used to do that joint.

(01:16:56):
I was only up there a coupleof times. I was still staring at
the prayers the mass home. Butthe bitches out there you had a bike
post up. I'm talking about it. By the time you get ready to
back your back into the parking spot, the business and bro ready to go
college joints from around ye said fora good three months now we were Adam

(01:17:18):
Morgan. Three weeks on Thursday.Yeah, I haven't been Adams. They
still got Kumble Cookie up there.Who was Crumble Cookie? That's the last
time we got a nice ice creamspot up there is still there everything everything
you remember Adams want to be about. You wanna talbout cookies and ship that's

(01:17:39):
the last time, like I wasthat, I remember the Crumble what's the
other cookie spots? One of thecook spots, Adams. I remember having
a hell I started s pizza startedwith all the open bars and like in
and out them ships. That's whatI remember, I'm not gonna take this.

(01:18:00):
Remember, I think that was anothertime to grab invite to the X.
I'll say one more time. Deliveryfrom Malnemoria. Oh yeah, what
are you talking about? The fivedollars slice? What is it? I
don't know what you're talking about.I remember those slices. I don't know
that's jumbo slice. What I learnedit wasn't. That's why I got delivered.

(01:18:25):
Yeah, I remember. I'm justsaying what I remember. I know
what he's remember that way two plates, that's the long five dollars ridiculous.
I don't worry about it was fire. It was only ready cat Ready.

(01:18:47):
That's about driving from that one.I mean Deliveredzza somebody keep going. And
so I had a topic talking aboutworship, not really a topic, just
some ship four letter four word horrorstories working this ship and basically the premises

(01:19:13):
you get these four words at work. It's a dagger, and I want
to see if I can get somefrom you. So examples are so like
you're on a zoom, we're gonnado breakouts. Mm hm oh, where's
examples? That was an example.Yeah, turn your camera, turn your

(01:19:34):
camera. Examples. That's just nothappening. Let's do a nice breaker.
So again this that was just azoom one but work related. Turn your
camera on? Does that matter toyou? Gotta tell me? Damn,

(01:20:00):
that's for my email. Let's talkabout this. That's more than work.
Yeah, next personally, Yeah,I got that email. Let's talk about

(01:20:23):
this. Can I call you offimmediately? Anything anything on teams this game?
I'm busy. Oh yeah, Igot that ship today. Man,
the dads, what's your I gotthat ship the other day? Like somebody

(01:20:47):
trying to force call me. Iwas like, I beg your pardon.
It was like they even did theCurtagy're like oh hey keys, jump on
call and like then immediately started calling. Was like, no, that ship
left. I let that ship ring. I could not. I would not.
There you go, you know whatyou got hit with. So you

(01:21:09):
know I'm doing this half VP,half damn ship. So I talked to
the c R a lot and Ihad a d M. She asked me
for some ship. I delegated it. They sent it to me and I
just sent it straight to her.Oh ship, And then I got did
you read this? I don't gotthat before? Like can you I've gotten

(01:21:33):
that more before like, can youcheck this before we go out? The
problem My problem with that is Iwas like, I trust people to do
what they're supposed to do, andevery time I do that rings because I
feel like it's basic ship that youshould I shouldn't need to review this boom?

(01:21:54):
All right? Cool? Then canwe in the meaning you gotta play?
They catch them times like that?How much you get paid? Again?
Are you sitting there catching this?Dumb? She like? Why are
you so concerned about this? Welike, this ship is so minute,

(01:22:15):
but it is so somewhere. Butlike you said, I was supposed to
do it. It gets paid today specific. Why then you ain't doing
your job exactly? And then somebodyelse is catching I said, I have
to do That's the one thing Ihate pisses me off as a manager.
You hire the people to do theirjob, micro manage like you do your
job. Let me do my ifI have to. That's me doing your

(01:22:40):
job. I don't want to spendtime on that ship. So if you
get burned by that one, you'regonna eat it. You're gonna try to
spend that June immediately after that conversationfor words, stepping them up, stepping
them off. Can you call me? I thought my line, I thought
I want from a developer, designer, like when you send it to a

(01:23:00):
client. I like this, butI'm like, God damn it. And
then you gotta go back and redesignthe whole ship off something. It's like,
you don't even know what this does. Like the original thing that we
sent you does what you asked for. Don't add no extra ship to it.
It ain't not gonna work no more. God damn right now? Or

(01:23:25):
had more money to spend? Canwe add this to it? That's the
other thing I learned as I gotolder and a person in life. More
money is great work life, notnecessarily. Yeah, but we got some
extra. It's not worth a headacheput on my paycheck. Don't buy this.
They never put it in your picchecks. More money, more problems,

(01:23:47):
it's not. It's not. It'snot worth a headache. I will glad.
Oh oh, he's a click one. Let's take this offline. That's
oh yeah, I mean like whatyou're talking about. This don't make sense
that you didn't and then you're managerBUGGI let's take this off line. You

(01:24:11):
know that ship I had, Ihad to drop that line. With somebody
else. I was like, yeah, once this meeting though, just let's
let's connect off line, let's connect. Let's talk about this ship because the
ship that you're saying right now,that ship don't make sense. And I'm
not about to blash you in frontof the whole squad. So then it's
like the zooms that is like,stay on this, can you stay back?

(01:24:33):
Can you stay back for a bit? Appreciate that, thank you,
hang back for me, hang backfor me. But yeah, this is
that's just strippling. Oh god,yeah, this is well, this is
we go this fu open it up. If I took opening out of work

(01:24:54):
like as a kid for me,door opens, Mama, dad comes in.
It's a meet out. Pause,I forgot that ship. No you
take that? No, you know, I mean you have pause, but
you know you know what the theymet? Did you take the trash out?

(01:25:15):
That's that's more. That's more.But in life for words, I
don want to hear life. Weneed to talk. I was just about
to say that mine. If you'relooking for four letter, go to your
room, go to your room.Damn to as a home to elementary school,

(01:25:38):
a bad time in life. I'llsee you in there. Do you
know what the one that I oh, you know my dad was yet take
a shower. I was getting myass beat. It's not a four letter
word, but it goes with ago to your room, my dad,

(01:25:59):
your brother. Do you know that'syour woman? Run you and you know
he's double like you were in troublenumber one and number two. You know
his day you walking up, youhad to push your mama. Now you're

(01:26:29):
up, pussy nigga, Like,what the is going on? Come on?
What are you doing? Yeah?You me mm hmm. Phil contribute,
Well, I didn't want to talkabout work, but I can't think
of anything like the home life one. I'm really about this. It's only

(01:26:51):
three words, get show. Whatis this? Hold enough sounds? Well
you're a fourth card yea, theway to work card, My mama,
just hold it up? What isthis progress? Reports? Oh man,

(01:27:12):
never say this progress with my myelementary school, uh, evolution of progress
supports for the second grade, nobodycared. They're like, kids are kids,
They're just the dumb shit. Thirdgrade they're like, all right,
you can get your ship together.Third grade it was once a month and
said a private support. Fourth gradeonce a week. Fifth grade at daily

(01:27:34):
slips. Oh that's that's why Isaid elementary school is bad. Like I
didn't see recess after first grade.I started the week. They had a
warning check system. A warning wasjust at a warning, you get one
check, fifteen minutes off recess,two checks detention, no recess at all.
Yeah. Yeah, after second grade, the tension was recess. I

(01:27:58):
started the week. It was aweekly progress report. It was it's all
like I never had those weekly portYeah. The kids now like you can't
even have Like when I was young, I used to get away. You
get your finding. I ain't gotdone year. They get your grades before
you get that ship. I gotthese names grade twenty four seven and like

(01:28:18):
yo, and you know what,I hated my parents for this. And
you see the chips on TikTok whereit's like, oh, you having too
much fun. Then they find yousome dumb ship to do. And I
was like, it'd be like gowatch the grass or some dumb shit.
Right where I find myself is I'mhaving a bad day. The niggas just
enjoying their lives, like laughing andcastling chicken off chickens. Grades. You

(01:28:43):
gotta be something. You got homeworkyou have time to lay. You got
time to right as a kid,the best question. And I know eventually
because it was always a delayed ship. You got your homework. Nope,
then when I got homework, gonnafind out that the rockets are porting up.
There's that completely my daughter be lyingto you, got homework, it

(01:29:04):
says right, she came up withthat little bad She come up with that
little bag every day. And I'mlike, you got something in here?
No, can I get time ofroadblocks? I'm like, bro, my
face, if you don't go toa reading that you get the funk out
of my face. I swear forthe Lord. Yeah, no idea.
He's about to bring down man.I can never survive in the age there

(01:29:29):
and now these kids are sad.My grades are on the mad Okay,
as a period, you're still gonnafind nothing real till two days later,
Oh there was a shooting school.This one kid's got anxiety. Now,
Like if I was a kid andmy dad could just see my grades at
any time, I got I hadanxiety too, only had anxiety, crop
reports, report cards the rest ofthe time I was living living right now,

(01:29:58):
I know this now, like asa why I knew it did too,
but it was you know, itwas gambling at a young age.
So it was like, did youtake the trash out? That ship happened?
He's playing Are you playing a game? And you're like, yeah,
you take the trash out. Idon't want to stop, but the trash
is right there. Yeah. Theygonna look open up up. So it's

(01:30:23):
the same thing with the grades,just like yo, I know they got
access, but baby, this baby, they won't look. This is one
time I found it. I foundit. He was doing so good,
all a's and b's. Then Igot to the tartis this is my leg
four times? What are you doing? Y'all are switching classes? I'm talking

(01:30:48):
these bitches. I mean, ifthat, if that was a response,
can you get in trouble? Butwhat man? Now you can say nothing?
What fifth not middle school? Wegot middle school in our house become

(01:31:09):
middle school terms. We didn't hearany of our kids, our older kids
because until until they're in middle school, so in our house is just determined
middle school term. I know minsalready. I'm sure they were. But
when you heard what you were doingship fly and when we were when we

(01:31:30):
were elementary school, everything to hisfavorite word and what and what UK's called
cigarettes like all those things could flyfreely like we we had a time,
definite time we had can't I can'tsay none of that ship as a kid,
they can stand, they can getaway with There's no way. No

(01:31:53):
kid could say hag and it wouldn'tbe like dogs. Aren't girls like that?
Yeah, no way, no ship. They got the ship, they
get away. I wasn't even thinkingabout the fool, that's what you were
thinking about. I was thinking aboutthe short one, but the full gut

(01:32:20):
that was only one. You fuckingship. You know, I haven't heard
that personally in years. He's theoffice. I didn't say. It's a

(01:32:41):
lot of the ship. The officecouldn't could that's a lot. There was
an episode called Game which it's alot of show that's hilarious, Dave see
the last it was a comedian andnone that would have made it last year.
I'm glad we had it, thoughwe know different breathe. There's some
shows that could last could run downif you had the cash, Like South

(01:33:03):
Park is still running because they hadthe cash, but it could it couldn't
start now. Yeah, that's whatI'm saying, And I still think even
in South Park scaled the back abit for certain, like his token's name
ain't token no more. They stilltoken token, like apparently the joke that

(01:33:24):
that's always been his name, butStampson lies. Yeah, oh my god,
you gotta go to you just don'tknow. That's all rights ship.
I gotta go down to the cloyment. Yeah, what's up with you?

(01:33:45):
Golf running up? Happening that Igot him? Yeah, I gotta medication.
No, I'm just there's no medicationfor it. But he got huh
oh like lose weighting, Like,yeah, I got I gotta get a

(01:34:11):
follow over with my doctor. Butbecause remember when we were at Tim's house,
it's BacT like November. Remember Iwas like, yeah, remember I
thought like heartburn or whatever, LikeI never had heartbur I don't know if
feel like this was that was.Yeah, So I would have sporadic attacks
where you'd like it would feel likeheartburn whatever, but it would ast like
hours and change or whatever. Andso like over time it would be sporadic

(01:34:34):
like once a month or whatever,got more frequent, and so I had
a ultrasound schedule. They did thewhole thing and got my results back and
like, yeah, we're trying agolf stone like a sentimeter and a half
in diameter. So it is whatit is right now, we're going to
team to die. But I gotto follow over my doctor golfish. I've

(01:34:56):
been had golfish in a minute whereyou're French ross. I liked it with
some obviously, what so what Ihave? I've had much last red meats
like daddy foods. Not much friedfoods, understand, yeah, not much
fried foods. Wait, oh no, peanut, no, no, you

(01:35:24):
pull up the cup, the cup, look at everything that I'm telling them.
You have to use my house foryou have to get to an early
grave. No way. But itdid not add much. But the eventually
is I've kind of eggs for mydiets, like slow, we just trying

(01:35:45):
to fgure out what it is.I've had, you know, like three
weeks now, So okay, youdo gotta go to like I said for
my thirty five because I got everythingabout Dad's Yeah, so I had to
get on that early. It's notfun. I am not Yeah, I
haven't been. I haven't been penetratedyet. I did my dad call me

(01:36:06):
another day? Like you scheduled callingoff me yet I ain't gonna for a
conversation like it was in the afterIt's like night was your first thing said,
yes, have you schedule You're probyjust one day after year I got

(01:36:34):
scheduled. That exect me. Yougot a schedule. I know you'll just
free. Now I don't know whatis yet. That's you free for everything.
I supposed to check your caveat toanybody listening to your niggas in here,
check your health addrenant plans as well, but it's supposed to be covered

(01:36:56):
because you're former Berkentrol just like women. The ship I came in, I
get through twenty twenty four and thenI can schedule that ship. I was
trying. It's hard trying to inseventeen. No, twenty twenty fours are
premia last year to try to getseven eight. We're not trying is if
it happens to happen. Yeah,so we you'll could cool one, but

(01:37:21):
I give two pops. That's allright? What do you need two pops?
Second? With the end of theyear anywaying total not more? Yeah,
that's what if twins? I gottwins friends, my niece and nephew

(01:37:44):
of twins. But after twenty twentyfour. You're like, yeah, I
always wanted two kids, definitely wanteda boy and a girl. But fuck,
I'm good. I'm good. Yeah, And we just had to and
I didn't know, like this iswhen you get older. Shit you don't
think about. So she's at athome daycare and the lady had some some

(01:38:09):
stuff. She's going with her closingdown of daycare. So now we gotta
look again for daycares. I'm notmad at her for sutting down. I'm
mad that the fuck I gotta goback to looking at daycare and price it.
Oh my god, that was notsixteen months. Oh damn yet.

(01:38:30):
I need this blueprint ship to popoff so she can get him pre kred
three three. Her mind talking aboutthat last night, get him p created
three. They're gonna fuck us intaxes. I'm so pissed, Like are
you pissed at the pasty? Yeah, because he had all these grand gestures
that he wanted to do, andwhen he started talking about it, Lonnie
wasn't even the thing yet, andnow all the shit that he wants to

(01:38:54):
do that I was looking forward to, It's not gonna happen until it don't
even matter for her. No morethat he doesn't set everything, but all
that his politics. He could havedone some more. If you vote for
anybody based on what to say.I was excluded from voting, so it's

(01:39:16):
not like I didn't have a choice, No worry, but that's gonna change
this, yere, I forgot tovote in the problems. Don't vote for
in Maryland. Don't vote for WesMoore. You're fucking West? Why lip
service? He and this hip giveme? There was six months to do
ship. Wait a second, hashe only been in for six months?

(01:39:40):
He's been in more six months?Okay, let's get this is his second
his second, his budget, he'sgoing he's been for over Yeah, come
on, let's let's confirm he's beenhere. He's been for If I'm on,
fuck West or give him a chance. So this is why I said
it's all politicians give me. Thenall politicians. Okay, so so why
would I so? Okay, allpoliticians, So all politicians, but specifically

(01:40:02):
Wes Moore the black Yeah it lookslike you wait, wait, wait,
okay, it's been a year.Yeah, like I said, one year,
one year, he's in a second. He's in the second. Assumed
office January eighteenth, twenty twenty three. He's in a second, we'll see
hi right now. He's a gon, he's a good man. So come
on you guys. You guys,since I since I moved, right,

(01:40:27):
I have not paid attention to soso since I moved, I've been real
on top of like the politics andespecially local still having a fight against made
Away. Yeah, I'm gonna saythat's probably I still gotta fight. Other
than the last update on that,it was still eleven at least. But
he's been he's been the governor whatever, putting out all these you know,

(01:40:49):
initiatives and ship. So he justput out his budget. So I believe
it's next year, Maryland's going tohave a one point six billion dollar tax
deficit. So he said, oh, we're not gonna raise taxes this year.
Yeah, next year, he's gonnafuck you over by everything you should
have worries this year. And thenI think twenty twenty sixty is three point
six billion, So he's saying he'snot gonna raise it this year. He's

(01:41:11):
just gonna wait till next year andreally dick you over. So it was
like, alright, well, youcan get one hundred dollars this year versus
four hundred dollars extra taxes next year. So it's lip service. I don't
I don't like people that you know, don't tell you what it is,
turn them aside that shit. Now, I can do it, but I
just like people doing it to be. But it didn't cut all the funding

(01:41:32):
to all the community colleges and collegesin Maryland to help with that tax episode.
He kept funding for community colleges andhe's pushing it down the road.
Actually, you already tapped into therainy day from two hundred fifty million.

(01:41:54):
So, like I said, allhe's doing is saying, hey, this
year, you're good, Next yearyou're fucks. The year after that,
yeah, vote for me again.I mean, but if he's saying it,
that's all politicians. Like I said, like when you look at all
that, they're gonna say whatever theywant. Like, yeah, if you
talking to a girl, she says, yeah, I'm a sucky dick,

(01:42:15):
you know what, I like you, and then she doesn't sucky dick,
and you're gonna be real mad afterwards, like, hey, you said he
was going but she didn't do it. That's all political. But then she
said next time, and you're like, all right, man, and it
continues to say next time, tothe next book says like I'm doing that.
Yeah, I was ain't gonna getthe balls, and she said,
I mean, well, we'll neverbe able to make this through because this

(01:42:39):
podcast ends in four minutes to whatwhat what politician? I mean being in
politics just a losing game. Ingeneral, they all lie. They have
a choice. Yes, they dohave a change because they just so.
For politicians. For politicians, likeI said, you get in, let's

(01:43:00):
say Congress, you get your fouryear deal. There's a reason why they're
all old fucks. It's because they'regetting paid. They're getting paid. So
if you went in and you didyour four years and say I don't give
a fuck because I'm not playing therun again, and you go back to
your job, or you get onadvisers be born like all of them do.
When to get retired, they can'tget paid anyway, then you actually
can do something. But it's thereason why the presidents are old as fuck?

(01:43:24):
Is Trump and Biden, who arewhat eighties? You got, Nancy?
All the congress are old as fuckbecause they're just getting paid. They've
done it. They have to bere elected to continue to be in there.
Yeah, because they're getting paid andwe don't really pay attention. And
why I said we are talking aboutDemocrats because we know who's going to going
to president and then we just lookdown. We look down to take it

(01:43:45):
our democrats check Church check do youyeah? Sure, yes, I don't
know. I don't think it's aDemocrat of Republican issue. Is just I
mean, they're all asked, butwe're just this is just not that form
for this talk anymore. Yeah,because you know we got. What I

(01:44:08):
will say is I appreciate hold onthe consistency, But before you get to
it, say Tom fell asleep atthe beginning. Facts follow ye stay true.
I appreciate that. So to ourfans are stuck with us. Uh.

(01:44:30):
I think I think it's sick tosay the number one fans of the
tg OG podcast is Coryuch for togayment out there. I don't even know
if our discord sapops. I haven'tseen anything in there, but shout out
to everyone who's listened at some point, everyone who's left the comment, everyone
who's answered an i G post whenwe didn't have a topic and we needed

(01:44:53):
some content Shout out to the peoplewho came out on the show. Mm
hmmm, it's a short list.You can say I remember them. Shout
to Ben, Shout out to cC. Shout out to Juice, Alex
Brown, shout out to came Ithink yeah Will. Shout out to Oh

(01:45:14):
weird with weird ones were the weirdones. Shout out to shut Niki Nikky
put us up on everything forget.Shout to shot Shot. Who else the
girls wrestler? Yeah? Le andwho are the two chicks that came out

(01:45:39):
of the podcast that you knew?Lely and keep the wrestler. Who's the
other girl Rachelle? Yeah, Roselle. She came up when we did see

(01:46:00):
Sex Life Part two. Oh yeah, yeah, we've had a time.
Time is over you So tj OT is ending? No? The podcast?
Yeah? The podcast? The team, Well, well that's that remains
to be seen because I haven't seenyou. But catch me and Jeff every

(01:46:25):
Thursday from drinking beer, drinking beer, rating them talking dumb ship on I
G. Maybe these other guys willget start once in a while, but
that will start. You'll see thatsoon and kind of like Tim Tim said,
you may see the random blog oft JO team when we do on
our golf journey. I was gonnasay, there's a place in DC called

(01:46:46):
Spin where it's ping pong. Wecan do that. I might be going
there tomorrow. We can do atthe party a party to I'm not going
wrong with them, hey, yeah, right, you're right, you're right,
You're right, He's right. Ijust cannot be right. But we'll

(01:47:13):
take that place out another time,right, and maybe we'll find a third
thing in our rotation to that.We'll go and get up but dodgeball,
dodgeball. Look we did, buttom, let's get to the job.

(01:47:35):
If you're feeling what we're doing,want be saying you know what to do?
They don't want, No, wellnot anymore. We signing off T
T Z O T. We areman, go back and listen to the
old episodes. We know you an'tlistening to just two yeah. Regards

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