TGOT Shorts - Cold Open To Minisode

We did it again. With the mics hot and drinks flowing, we just started talking and next thing you know, we got a TGOT short out of it. If this was the pre-show, just imagine how good next week's episode will be.

Episode Transcript

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It was suspects. All I wassaying, Man, you can't even talking
about cars being suspect. You can'tbreak loves nuts nuts. Who says nuts?
People who everywhere breaking nuts, takebreaking balls, break balls in the
car. No, I'm breaking them, breaking them nuts, about breaking nuts,

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breaking love nuts. I'm talking aboutan impact brench and making it easy
to get love nuts off the car. But the man tired ship's ass.
Yeah, you said lug nuts sixdouns now. Yeah. Because you guys
are all gays, you, Isay, boy, you're the man called

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for Pausau yourself. You're the onlyway pause like yourself, hypersensitivity, super
pause. It's a pause. It'sa pause called calls culture or nature.
In these days anyway, shis overrandom. You just have your problem with

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You can say that the sex facedon't recognize that same You don't recognize it.
I mean they can recognize it.I'm super excited about that Supreme Court
decision. Today you're having him todo the same sex. It was not
today. You don't have somebody whichlike a website designer, didn't want the

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gay yeah, and they're like,yeah, you don't have to yep.
I mean I don't disagree that asa business that's still separate sp because is
the hobby lobby thing. Oh yeah, then then you don't have to mess
up black. Yeah I read somethingelse. I put up another slipt.
Yeah, people was going stu inthe last day, all that decisions,

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all the ship out of see youmother. Six months we at gotta worried
about being voted out, no matterwhat I know, Like, what does
it even matter? Like there's nobacklash for you. You're hereuntil you die.
Obviously, if I just spread thespread the daggers out billionaires confront your
children today, I didn't even hearabout the you know I heard about it.

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I see a nification about student loan. Yeah, affirmative action. Did
they really? Yeah? Bro,they didn't go that in front of people.
For how many months everybody knew that. Everybody knew I was gonna voted
I think it was like four hundredbillion. I was about to be a
rate. Biden knew that ship wasgonna voted out. He was very time
play family friends. Yeah, yeah, to do and say yeah, I

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tried, that's always gonna say.He's having that conversation on Zoe Murder this
week Nigga's talking about like school collegeshould be free or something like that.
That's another fucking shit free another countries. That's cool, not all of it
should be free, but everyone shouldhave comportunity college. That's what my argument

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was. I just felt as thoughlike it could be more equable or just
more attainable, because like I thinklike Ivy League schools or like like real
Prima Donna like colleges or whatever caseyou want to say, like this really
schoolso be getting like you really gotpaid to get in, like you got
by a library by building some shitlike that in order to get in,
unless like you got sometimes diversity workingon your side. But I think college

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should be if you want to bea doctor, go to college to be
a lawyer, go to college engineeringmaybe like those specialty. But if you're
just going to college degree and you'regetting a regular government job that has nothing
to do with a super specialty,man, fucking college college is not about
what you're going. Like you wantto bet a doctor and go to your
specialties, who go to but youstill have to go to college that you
can't directly go straight into. No, I don't. I don't need my

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doctor to know how to do knowbasic guests man, But now, yeah,
I would like to know if theyget into a situation, I'd like
to know that you can't make thatargument for anything, Like you don't need
general education in college like all that. Yeah, you go whatever. The
college. The important college is themelded, the melting of minds, and
so you need a general court.You do have a commage now that if

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you're in the port of college,like I made your financial you don't need
not need to take the science ofthe water. You don't need that shit
like, but you need you needa couple of humanities. It was like
three hours a week. It wastwo class for what the whole jackals college
is. If you go down thecollege, use a moral refined you know
the information and if you don't goto college, there's a possibility in the

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yard. But there's people that wentthrough college got a degree. It's still
are the shittiest niggas every in life. Like that doesn't mean that you are
refined just because you got a degree. So I went to college a breaking
out set. I mean, youdon't have to attend college to do that.
You just have to be on campus, just especially if goods are open
campus. Just like I said,if you're gonna do that, if you're

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not gonna that's not need a placeto break in college business college is definitely
I mean, I mean, mymy biggest argument is what Field was like
saying, just like I just wantthe ship to be affordable, not affordable.
But it's just like everyone has achance to actually fucking belt like paying

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like somebody is forty thousand semester.It just seems ridiculous for a piece of
paper that everybody gets at the endof it for how many years take that's
only good for the first one.So I think there's the only thing I
think they can do is lower twoution. That's what room and board is
gonna be. Fucking room and board. You can't change that book don't need

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to be six that's not thank you. But you can get an even one
dollar about You can get any book. You can't write that ship. That's
what I didn't say the name.But you get any book from a publishers.
Y'all buy your books. Y'all rentforenty three thousand, ninetears. I
haven't rented running my books no forthee my last two senior years. That's

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got them a live h I rantedmy ship. I wasn't paying for that
ship. But yeah, like Isaid, room board, I mean you
got paid for that. But ifyou just went back towards that back back
then, it was pushed and publishersrealized that motherfucker's were not buying that ship.
Because the publers realized, don't evenuse the ship always like expired those

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semester you hold the books for shipthat's just old. Or you get books
and don't use the books. Editionship was weird. It mean castle it
profress. I wrote one of themath books and every six month if you
go, you know, we hada new problem. We finally figured this

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out. So y'all against? Arey'all against? Yes? Now listen,
I don't know I'm bringing I'm talkingabout it. I'm ti talking about this
college ship old whatever are y'all against? So we know where our system is.
Now, pay for college, youpay for healthcare, you pay for
all this ship outside of taxes.Would y'all be against a society where there

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is a flat tax for everybody,but then college is covered, healthcare was
covered, childcare was covered. Allthat other ship on. All you knew
was you had to pay your taxand now tax could probably be because there
are some coming that do the countriesthat do this, so hold on to
your seats twenty five. But you'renot paying for all that other shit out

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of pocket. I would be againstit. No, we're getting I'd be
against it now paying taxes then havingto pay for all this other I'm saying,
and we already like a text Parkerwould give me. So the reason
I think, yeah, depends income. It depends on income. So sure,

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yeah, stay in for those depensinessincome. Like if you're doing sales
tax, that's different. That's that'sacross the board. But income tax remind
the numbers of my page check wouldthey take? But I mean at the
end of the back, Yeah,that's what you're talking about. So I
would be I would be against thatflat So right now, no matter what

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it is for, Uh, what'sit? What secondary education is that high
school? College? All right?So your regular education, your kids are
required to go to school, whetherit's homeschool or blah blah blah. If
they're not required to go to college, it means you're the motherfucker's not going
to college. Where's the rest ofthat money go? Because everybody's not going

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to do college. There's the tax. Golfin wouldn't be as many colleges.
But I'm saying that's only one partof a tax. You're also not paying
for healthcare. Also for the motherfuckersthat I've getting to college, you're not
paying I know. But when you'relooking at it, and depending on how
it is for the younger folks,unless you get a serious injury, the

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majority of that tax is going togo to college. It's not gonna go
to your health care. But youdon't have that problem. The stuff that
you're paying multiple pay to a healthissues and that we only use a portion
of I know. So, butwhat I'm saying is I if you're going
to pay the tax and make auniversal college, and you have to pay
that tax, I would say,all right, well, either make it

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mandatory, mandatory, or where's thatmoney going. Because the states are not
going to flip it around and say, oh, we're just gonna hop money
is still going to colleges. It'sstill going the money, the tax money
is going to running those colleges becausethey're not for proper anymore. This money
is making sure of the profession arepaid so that money is going to the
college. Regardless if your kid goesor doesn't go to college. The college

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is still there and available to everybody. But also they were not the only
every four years or whatever. Theywere reallocated based only say, Okay,
like you know, this year ahardred thousand kids with the college. This
year only threety thousand kids with thecollege. So we don't need to put
as much into the college. Pointwe put more to the defense fund or
something. I'd be about up ahealthcare college. But like nah, I
think that's that's why, and thatis America is not the same for everybody.

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Everybody's care the same for everyone eithernot everyone needs the same amount of
healthcare. So like you're going toif everyone just pays the same, they're
not paying Okay, so people arenot paying the same percentage, right,
I'm saying the same percent So becauselike so in that scenario, like someone
who needs a lot of healthcare ispaying less for it, whereas someone who

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doesn't is paying more. Yeah,it's called being an equable human. So
but back here, but here here, here's what those two like nitpicking.
No, because like all you gottaunderstand you can do your one tax but
even if you're playing the salaries,you still have to play for the maintenance
and you tie cola and replacement withit. The taxes are gonna go up.

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That doesn't matter whether you don't agreewith you. You have to fund
it percentage because that's like, that'sstill not going to be the same for
everyone. Like no, no,no, people who make like like,
honestly, I mean, I'm morefor like taxing the wealthy people. And
that's because I finally learned why videogames have caps on their currency. But
like all of those people are stilljust gonna skate around. No, this

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is the thing. There's no skatingaround it in these in this situation,
there's no tax cuts, there's notax break. You pay thirty five percent
taxes, but on people who don'thave income. If you don't have income,
you paying thirty percent a zero thisthis this is I'm saying. That's
how like wealthy people skate taxes nowbecause they like all of their ship isn't

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under their knee. If you say, if you say, hey, how
that's a matter who you are.Businesses everybody pays how does it pay tax
without any tax credits? No,there's no credit that you live in this
society, you pay thirty five percenttax, whether it's personal or business.
So if company, if your person, if the personal person finds a way

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to not have any income under yourself, then yeah, they're paying the percent
of their income. But your businessis still paying thirty five percent tax.
What everybody's getting taxed, if itincludes businesses, then yeah, yeah,
but you have to find a wayto make that because it would be know
that the businesses now find ways aroundit because it's in the laws. These
laws would be everyone pays thirty fivepercent right now. Like America, if

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the lobbyists go through and say,hey, don't tell people what they own
taxes makes them come through turbo tax, they have to use this whole thing
in Norway, they say, okay, you made this much from January to
de chamber, so you get abuild with February and say hey, hey,
that's this and that's all you haveto do day time? What you
out. You don't get no riteoff for dotating the Churchill you know right
off, do an yp you madethis much, pay that much And I

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said that'd be cool, but that'snever gonna happen. A murder, I
don't know. I still kind ofdon't agree with it, just because there's
so much variety in their deliety nowbecause we allowed the write, but we
got if we were in a societywhere people grew up with like you,
you pay taxes and all these allthese benefits are available to you, people

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would take advantage of it. Peoplewho usually don't go to we don't get
that now because the taxes we paydon't invested into. Like that's what I'm
saying. What work you gotta sayingnow is there's people who don't use their
health insurance and people who don't goto college because it's not available to them,
or they don't have the means orwhatever it is. If you grew

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up in a society where your parentsand everybody else just paying taxes and you
just went to the doctor because peopleweren't worried about what their co pay was,
or you just knew after high schoolbecause you can getting the point right
after that, or after high schoolyou knew okay after high schools just from
middle school to high school is thesame thing as high school to college.
I just pick what college I wantto go to or what's in my area,

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because that's how it goes, thenit wouldn't be this. There wouldn't
be as many of these arguments ofwell, of this, I don't want
I don't want to do this,or what I wasn't going to do it
because that's not what But I think. I think, like I said in
theory, and it sounds nood theory, it's happening. No, I'm just

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saying, but everything has a causeand effect. So all right, if
you were saying it's a flat taxand you're paying for health care in college,
and you're saying, right, there'sstill there's still jobs you have to
have a college education for or X, Y and Z, all right,
it's the same thing like when Iwent to went to school for Morgan.
It's all right, Well, we'regonna send out the as a mississ.

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We don't expect all a thousand peopleto come to Morgan. Oh shit,
all a thousand people came to Morgan. So we didn't expect in terms of
our tax base. Now, guesswhat we got to do. We had
to find a difference. We gottaup the taxes. No, I'm just
saying, but everything has to bepaid for no matter what the tax rate
is. Everything in the Navy countryis doing Norway and then mark uh.

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But how the other people there,they're great pass like seventy five years,
like what happened the great great?But when they have they have they have
like kids said, what else dothey have going on? They're happy,
but you know, like they theygot ship. But like those you gotta

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work out your owner of our vers. Well, my pay is like a
company like Norway. The one thingthat different is the other just a whole
bunch of holding. The white peoplethere so they don't have to worry about
raising class, never class, butthey just everybody everything for the common goods.
Gave my thirty five percent. Ido what I do. Everybody takes
advantage of equally. If I don't, does that oh sorry, does that

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start? And I don't even doesthey have a government, like how are
they? Does that start with thatgovernment? Well I would have that.
I WoT the two punks one theyhave their own country government. They're also
part to eat you. So likeI said, I would, I would
need to look at it's like,yo, all right, it's great,
but what the fuck do y'all have? What are y'all doing? Like?
Oh, it's just like it wouldhave to it's got to start at the
top. Yeah, and that's notgonna happen here. Yeah, I mean,

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what if you had termlin, Sowhat if you like kids to think
about it like the long term too, right, So if childcare is covering
health all this other stuff is covered. Yeah, it may be upfront like
a hassle would be a bitch,but long term, like if everyone had
the same kid or equal care tohealthcare, do you imagine people will just

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remain sick because people who don't gethealthcare don't get checked up. It's because
they don't have enough money to payfor the equable healthcare that they should be
getting in the first place, youknow what I'm saying. So it would
be more mindful of people to getregular check in or check ups. It'll
be more mindful of people, payattentiency child kids because all these kids are
going to be more mindful people tobe attentive for all that shit. And

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I think, I mean, Iguess it's multiple ways, But I also
think, like I was talking about, this actually work today, Like insolent
the ship costs five dollars to actuallymanufactured at the charge and six hundred dollars
for it. Get rid of thatextra bullshit. So it's like, oh,
you you gotta you gotta a routinesurgery. But about it because now
but yeah, but you wouldn't evenhave to pay that additional tax if they

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weren't charging hairs but something that wasfive dollars music because they're allowed to.
That's what I'm talking about. Butdon't take that shit out of it.
But some propertly but like influence thepropertized if so, they're doing the poor
problem medicine, but in this propa. But that's what I'm saying, Like,
but in Norway, and then they'regonna argument. Yeah, in Norway,
it's like, okay, thirty fivedollars, five dollars for that,

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no matter what brand name it is. If you're talking about the government,
right, So that's what I'm saying. You gotta tackle that first. If
you're gonna do the flat ray tax, you gotta say, hey, this
is the flat for education, period, no matter what cop So, Harvard,
Duke, they're all the fucking same. Yeah, you have to,
that's how it work. Yeah,So that's what you would have to do
and say, hey, look yougot the cat. I'm gonna fuck who
you are that's how it works.But that's what that's what, that's what
the argument where original conversation started offwith me and feel about the whole school.

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I think like it shouldn't be free. But like, if it's twenty
thousand dollars go to Harvard and Igot a chance to actually go, then
why wouldn't I Because if I dowant to get an engineering grif I do
want them to a doctor, ifI do want them to take up off,
and I'm doing that at an equableprice, Like I don't see the
hurt in that, you know whatI mean? Because the people who are
gonna do it gonna do it.And the people gonna fill out or all

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right, sit out of school gonnado that too. I think it's a
whole But yeah, we better letlet's get the start. Can come back
to it, yea, and putthis at the end. We're not gonna
start the show. The end mightjust do like a mini show. I
want. All right, so we'regonna start the episode, and Wen there's

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a question to be answered, andto start with the question, I think
we start with the question. Tostart with the question. Yea, all right,