July 25, 2025 • 25 mins
Latest Russia, Russia, Russia gate. documents dropped. While this is going down, Dems want to talk about Jeffrey Epstein. Craig has never seen Titanic. Hulk Hogan died. Chuck Mangione death. South Park "Trump" episode. Do you use deodorant when you're alone. As guys, simplicity is the key.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Tony kats More News ninety three WIBC. My name is
Craig Collins, filling in. Thrilled to be with you. A
bunch of stuff out there to talk about. I think
there's several different ways I can go with having a
discussion about some of the latest documents that have been dropped.
Jonathan Turley says that John Brennan might want a lawyer
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up following Russia Gates doc release. It is interesting the
further you dive into everything that Tulsea Gabbard is giving
us and everyone that could be affected. Yes, I know
a lot of people say Barack Obama, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,
those names, and I know there's back and forth discussion.
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I think there was even a couple appearances on Fox
News for some of the Trump administration officials or other
politicians in that orbit who've been saying yes and no
to certain questions about if they think that Obama himself
will actually be in trouble legally and tried for something.
But there are a lot of agg I'm not trying
(01:06):
to say that I don't think that you should go
after as hard as you can the individuals who feel
most responsible for the Russia Gate collusion thing. And actually,
you know, I have one other thing that I want
to say about this as early in the show as
I will. I think it's really interesting that left leaning
media now likes to tell us that we can't pay
attention to more than one thing at the same time.
(01:28):
Does it mean that the human nature at times does
not do that. Yes, I understand that does happen. But
in the society we live in right now, I can
pay attention to more than one thing if I feel
like they're both really important. I don't have to lose
my interest in the Epstein client list or anything else
because you released documents that show me that hey, Barack Obama,
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Hillary Clinton, former President Biden, everybody came up with this
Russia Gate thing to harm the first Trump presidency. And
I do think it's also interesting how it parallels the
idea that right now, at the beginning of this presidency,
the Jeffrey Epstein stuff now feels as though it's derailing
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Trump when he's cruising. It feels very similar to twenty
sixteen in that way, you take the office, you start
doing a lot of the things that you promised us
you were going to do. You may not do everything.
You might not clean the swamp in a day or
a week or a month or any of those sort
of things, but you do start the ball rolling, and
then all of a sudden, this giant thing that the
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Democrats seem to be pushing winds up being over your
head that you can't get away from. If I were
President Trump, I would feel the Groundhog Day moment of it, absolutely,
and I think that that's a big part of where
they're going with some of this information now Inevitably, and
I know that Trump again said this yesterday that when
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and if you know, all of that data with Epstein
does come out, and he's saying that he's pushing for
it now. I know Republicans also voted to not really
allow anything happen until September, so I know there's a
dual message going on there. But I think that time
is infinite, this will inevitably happen, and I do believe
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that it strengthens his case since Democrats had every ability
to do this themselves and didn't while they were in office.
Now they're pushing for it, now, they're demanding it. Now,
they're behaving like they've had no control over this narrative.
The entire time, when it's obviously been the exact opposite.
There is also several different stories about how Glainne Maxwell
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might be giving more information the Deputy Attorney General and
to others. I know that Fox and others reported on
that story too, and so I just find all this interesting,
to be honest with you, and I'll say this right
at the start of the show too, I really don't
want to talk about Jeffrey Epstein anymore. It's not that
I don't care about the case. It's that I want
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concrete information before I revisit this topic, and we don't
actually have that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
And I'm not saying again that I.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Want to ignore it and let it go into the
ether the way that maybe Trump or someone else has
told me to in the past. I'm happy that other
people are pushing this narrative hard enough that we will
continue to get information. I am glad about that. At
the same time, until that occurs, I do feel like
we're just treading water. I think we're just continuing to
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say the same thing over and over again until inevitably
we finally get that proof of whoever it is. And
however many people there are that we're responsible for one
of the more horrific sex trafficking stories in our country
in recent years. All right, on that note, we will
take a break. I promise we will have fun. We
will do other things throughout the show today. They don't
(04:42):
just dive into this topic, even if it's still all
over the place, and even as we look closer at
some of the things that might be coming out now
that get a whole lot of people in trouble. We're
totally different controversies and things that they attached to Trump
that had no reason to actually be there, like Russia, Russia,
Russia is Craig Collins filling in Tony Kats in the
Morning News ninety three, WIBC.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Is this the movie theme moment? Now?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, we're on the Titanic together.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay? Cool. I like that. I like that we're starting off.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
We do the tvy thing at the end of the show,
the Titanic at the beginning of the show. You know
the sad part about this. No, I shouldn't tell you, guys,
it's too early in the morning. All right, Maybe I
could tell you guys. There may be a video that
exists somewhere on social media of me and a bunch
of Irish dudes singing the Titanic song, the Sleen Deon song,
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very drunk in a karaoke bar.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
That may exist, It may be out there in the world.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Again, was this an initiation of some sorts, you know
kind of it was?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It was not. I wouldn't call it initiation.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
It was a moment of stupidity that was brought on
by bartending over the summer with a bunch of Irish dudes.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Oh what could what could go wrong there? I mean, seriously,
I love that. Yeah, I mean, where do you find
this video?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
That'd be fun?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
No, it might be difficult to find.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I might have tried to purge every copy of it
off the internet. There might just be one that I
might know about that's still out there because one of
the Irish dudes has never answered my request to delete it.
But that's it. That's a thing that might exist there
that I immediately think of whenever I think of Titanic.
That and I've also never.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Seen the movie. I don't know if anyone knows that.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, I know, I refuse at this point, Carl. And actually,
you know what, I'll tell you why for this one too.
And this is a very stupid reason Titanic came out
in ninety six, right sounds right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Ninety seven something like.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I think it was ninety seven, so I was twelve,
I think when that movie came out, and when it
comes out on tape, which takes a couple years later
or something like that. There was a moment where someone
asked me if I wanted to watch that movie, and
I think I was still in grade school. I don't
know how quickly this movie came out after it was
out in theaters, and I I thought it wasn't allowed
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to watch it because I knew about the Naked Lady
and my family did not let you watch movies until
you were old enough for that kind of stuff. And
I remember my friends all made fun of me at
the time because, like a twelve year old or whatever,
this is exactly the thing you should be doing with
your life watching that one moment of that one movie.
And I did not, and so it became a big thing.
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And now to this day, it's a stance that I'm taking, Craig.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
I wouldn't take my twelve year old to see The
Titanic either. I mean, it's how are you going to
get that kid on a Pondtombo whenever they get into
high school. True, not to mention, it's just, you know,
you have the nudity and everything else in it, and
I just, you know, that's kind of a foul movie.
I mean, I didn't see Ghostbusters until I was nineteen.
My parents were like, no, you can't see it.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Oh wow, I'm kidding.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I'm kidding. No.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I like how you wouldn't stick with that joke.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I really liked that one getting into my dance dms
like you're an awful father.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I remember I think I was like sick. I forget
what it was, but it was like a really bad
cold that took a couple of days. And my mom
let me, for the first time watch a PG thirteen movie,
and I think I was only twelve years old. I
think it was Celtic Pride, which is a really not
good movie to be the movie that you get to
watch as your first PG thirteen A Celtic Pride is
about two fans of the Boston Celtics who kidnap a
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player from a different team in order to and I
don't even like the Celtics. I don't know why I
picked this movie. I think it was one of the
only things in the movie. It's got like a twelve
percent of Rotten Tomatoes. But I remember I was ill
and my mom's like, yeah, you can watch a PG
thirteen now, and you're like, Celtic Pride, baby, there's all
these movies on CETE.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
But remember the PG thirteen back in the day was
just I mean, somebody might have said the S word,
or wore a bikini or just slipped a nip. I mean,
nowadays PG thirteen you're going to get the house man
because it's not even PG thirteen. It says like you can.
It's just if you're sixteen and above and Katie bar
the door after that, because it's gonna be everything. It's
gonna be the whole deal. It's a difference between PG
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thirteen then and now. I mean it was a big difference.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
You know, Okay, that's absolutely right.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
The most interesting thing about Celtic Pride, and I didn't
know this.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I just googled it to find it out.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
The only thing valuable in it is that Judd Apatow,
who's now a very famous comedy writer, started his career
by writing the story in that movie.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh wow, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Because he made some incredible comedies. He really did.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yees.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, Celtic Pride is not one of us. Don't make
the list, not even close. All right, some other things
out there. Hulk Cogan died yesterday. This was uniquely sad
for a lot of people, myself included. And I think
maybe Matt for you or Karl for you. If this
is something that you guys grew up at all watching WWE,
Hulk Cogan was like the IT wrestler of the WWE
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for a very long time, and so that really kind
of makes you. And I know he died suddenly of
car arrest, I think is what people said. He made
his debut in the WWE in seventy nine. He was
wrestling in the eighties and nineties when I was a
little kid. Either of you want to say anything about
Hollywood Hulk.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
The way Hogan had a grip over professional wrestling in
the eighties and nineties and two thousands, it's kind of
like how Jordan had the NBA or Lebron James had
the NBA. There was everybody else, he had superstars here there,
but there was that one guy. There was that one umbrella.
It was him and everybody else, and that was hall
(10:31):
Cogan and to the Good and the Band sometimes. Man,
I enjoyed hal Cogan so much when I was a kid,
and I remember crying what he lost once and I
remember cheering because he lost. Hal Cogan gave me two
of my favorite professional wrestling memories.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
He got beat by the Ultimate Warrior.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
He got beat by Bill Goldberg, and both times at
the time, he was so big, you know, for hal
Cogan to lose the title, he had to sign off
on it. I mean, he wasn't just going to go
and lay down in whose the title to somebody that
he didn't like or he didn't approve of. So for
him to lose to Goldberg or for him to lose
to the Ultimate Warrior, Holster had to be like, Okay,
(11:08):
it's time to take the strap off me. Let's give
it to somebody else. And he I'm not gonna say
he had trouble doing that, because we're remembering the good
things about him at the moment, but there was a
time that maybe he kind of overstayed his welcome a
little bit in professional wrestling, and it always made me said,
it gave me a great deal of sadness because I
was such a fan when he was a kid, but
you have to give him the credit where credit is deserved.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I mean, you look at Vince McMahon.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
And the WWE when it was the WWF, so much
of that is attributed to the work and the celebrity
of Hul Cogan. So much of that with you know,
the XFL. Would there have been the power to create
the XFL without haul Cogan?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
And I know it failed, it didn't matter.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I'm saying, would you have had the capitol and the
fortitude and the know how without the Haul Cogan? So
he did leave such a legacy on the professional wrestling world.
And I know that there was a sex and there
was the Gawker thing how he bankrupted Gawker for a
good reason for that matter, Gawker put out that tape
and then he sued and he won, and Gawker went
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under it because well they violated his privacy ESSENTI right.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
So he went through some things too.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
But as I understand that he he really was this
entertainment mogul, this icon. Yeah, so many kids wanted to
be You wanted to be Haul Cogan if you are
a wrestling fan when you were a kid.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, No, absolutely, Matt One hundred percent true.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
The other big thing about Hulk is that he obviously
transcended his sport. And I say sport loosely because the
WWE is both a sport and not a sport since
it's theater. But it's a difficult form of theater. It's
very physical theater. You get punched and kicked for real.
Will also faking to pretend that you didn't know who
was winning from the start of it. But Hulk Hogan
was well beyond being just a wrestler, which is something
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that I think is similar to Michael Jordan is he.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Went way beyond being just a basketball player.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
The most people in our society and so it was
truly sad to hear that he died yesterday. And after
Ozzy Osbourne, man, it just feels like we're waiting for
that one more big name.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
It always comes. It happened to three.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah, it always happens to the three. Here's the thing
about Hawks.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
For one more thing, Craig Sure, when we were kids,
when we were anching Haul Cogan and there were such
a mystique was like Santa Claus because I thought wrestling
was real when I was a kid, I thought Santa
Claus was real when I was a kid. So Hulk
Cogan was a hero, you know, Santa Claus was the
coolest thing. I mean, these things that mean they were fabrication, sure,
but there was something we wanted to believe in because
we weren't cynical like.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
We are when adults.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
You know, there were some sort of magic when they
were a kid, like this was this great American hero
fighting the Iron Cheek and this great American hero that's
trying to preserve this Americana from people like the Ultimate
Warrior and and all these other evil these heels, these villains,
these villains like that were who was another one?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Sergeant Slaughter was a good guy. That a bad guy,
you know.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
I mean we thought wrestling was real, so the mystique
of Hull Cogan was so much further and that was cool.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
It was a more innocent time then.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yes, absolutely true.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I absolutely thought wrestling was real when I was a
little kid, and it's heartbreaking as an adult when you
first find out.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
That it's not.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
But then also I think that one hits home more
than some other things for a variety of reasons. All Right,
we'll take a break. A lot coming up Craig Collins
filling in. Tony CAATs The Morning News ninety three WIBC.
Tony Kat's The Morning News ninety three WIBC. My name
is Craig Collins, filling in. Thrilled to be with you.
A lot of stuff to talk about. Chuck Mangioni is
the jazz artist that's playing the music that's bumping us back.
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Chuck also passed away. I hate to say this. I
don't mean to say this on the radio. Anyone who's
a big jazz fan obviously knows who Chuck is, or
a lot of people know who Chuck is, two time
Grammy winner, but I don't know that he's the big
name that would be considered part of the Big Three
with Ozzy Osbourne and Ulk Hogan, And I don't mean
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to do that on the air hours after the guy
passes away to say that he's not quite as famous
as the others are, but certainly a music legend in
his own right, and so we're mentioning him here on
the show too.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
All right, let's get to some of the.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Other things out there in the world in the news
that I find most interesting. I do want to talk
about South Park and It's a weird thing, to be
honest with you, because at times I still think South
Park is an incredibly interesting show, and at other times
I don't.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
And I think the thing that.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Got me about the south Park episode of featuring Donald
Trump and all the different coverage of it is that
I believe that Trey Parker and Matt Stone are better
than this.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I think they can do funnier things.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
They can do more elaborate versions of criticizing society or
world leaders or whoever it is.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
And this was lazy.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
This was the most extreme version of We're going to
pretend that Donald Trump is the same as Saddam Hussein.
And if anyone who doesn't know South Park is wondering
why I would say that about what the common terry
was from south Park, that's what it is. In their brains.
They basically recreated the character they used to use for
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Saddam Hussein in one of their movies or some of
their TV shows and just made that Trump. So they
recycled a lot of things, and they just assumed that
people wouldn't really pay attention to that part because they
don't care, and because they knew that if you show
Donald Trump or at least some cgi version of him
naked that you're going to court tons and tons of controversy.
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It seemed like it was really a middle finger to
their network where they desire to be fired. Like I
wonder if in some sort of closed room at some point,
Trey Parker and Matts down the creators of South Park
are like, they got to fire us after this. We
don't want to do this show anymore because it's not
good the way South Park can be quite good, or
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at least maybe hasn't been for a while. When they
make fun of certain things and it's very elaborate. I
do love I'll say this, the things they made that
were fun of, you know, woke callure or the attention
grabbing society that some people want us to have. They
make fun of Prince Harry and Megan Markle a while ago,
and it was quite funny.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
They've done a lot of really good things. This just
wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I watched the episode. I understand why the White House
would be mad. I don't know if they'll actually sue.
I don't think they will, but I understand why people
there would be mad because it just seems to be
lazy and it's not really showing. The biggest thing that
Trump said or did in the episode I did watch
it was that he was going to sue people. And
of course that's a joke that specific to Paramount and
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anyone else they're kind of afraid of. And I think
they have reason to be afraid, because Trump does keep
winning those lawsuits.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
But anyway, I know is a big deal. I know
the left loved it.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I know a lot of people talked about it, but
I just don't think it's the intelligent version of humor
that South Park occasionally is capable of.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I think it was really low brow.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I think it's something that when they look back in
their careers, they'll actually.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Be somewhat ashamed.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Not that they took a political stance, they've been doing
that for a long time, but that they created something
that really wasn't intelligently funny by the way that I
think they're proud of the things that usually go.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Viral whenever South Park hits the mark.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Well, and it's something that is actually also very well
built as far as the story goes.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
This this wasn't that at all, right, A quick break
A lot coming up.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
This is Craig Collins filling in Tony Kat's The Morning
News ninety three WIBC. Tony Kats The Morning News, ninety
three WIBC. My name is Craig Collins, filling in, Thrilled
to be with you. Lots of stuff to talk about
on a Friday. I have a question for Matt Bear
and for Carl who hang out every single morning on
this very program. Do you guys wear deodorant at home
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when you're going to be alone.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
For the day? Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Yes, especially in this weather? Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Okay, Carl, you coming out in the Trust Tree too
and telling us do you wear deodorant when you're home
all alone?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I'm never home alone?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Okay, so the answer is yes for Carl too.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I'm married.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Man.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
A recent poll showed that sixty six percent of people
said yes to that, twenty four percent said no. And
my favorite part is some other people couldn't decide. I
love when you ask a very basic question and there's
people just like I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I don't know if I want to work to order
it or not, or.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
They don't know if they want to admit the truth
to them. Survey people, I guess is what this one is.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
But twenty four percent of people that said, if I'm
going to be home alone, I'm not throwing on the
odor and I'm just going to be in my smell.
I do it too, And the reason the reason why
is like you can smell yourself, like when you wake
up in the morning, you smell and you can tell.
And I wouldn't want to do that the whole rest
of the day even if I was, you know, not
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going to see anyone.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
It's a necessary component.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I also brush my teeth, which I wonder if you
had ask these people if they didn't do that, if
some of the disgusting people would have been.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Like, nah, no, buller that in the morning. Either they
don't like be either, Oh Carl, who knows? Who knows
what they're not doing?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
But I did love this is a question out there
is any you do when you're alone that you would
rather not admit on the radio until the Fillain host
asks you and Tony cast in the morning.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
News, Well that's a single guy, Craig, Carl.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
I mean, as somebody who's perpetually single, you never know.
So I'm always like trying to have to I don't
ever want to smell bad. I don't want to ever
have the halotosis. There's nothing worse than the helotoasin.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
No, that is the worst breath is gonna kill.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
And to Carl's point, you know, we always take care
of our hygiene, you know, whenever we get done with
the business.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
So it's yeah, yeah, listen.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
I mean that's just being an adult.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
You put onto the odor d you know, you keep
yourself clean and maintained. To me, I mean, if you
have a career, if you're doing things for living, have
a job, I mean, you have to do these things daily.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
I just can't be like I got a couple hours today.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
I'm gonna treat I'm gonna treat myself to no deodorant.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
That's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I'm gonna treat myself to being disgusting by myself for
a while. So I've admitted some of this before on
the radio, for stuff that I do when I'm home alone.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
If the missus goes.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
She's from Mexico, so she might travel home for like
a week to see her family. My favorite one and
I feel like you guys have both. I don't know
if any either of you have liked this or not.
It's the rule of one. When I cook, it means
that I am only going to use one thing to
cook and eat my food. So if I make soup,
I'm eating it out of the bowl I cooked it
at the pot I cooked it in. I'm just gonna
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wait for the thing to cool down. I do this
so that I can do less dishes and so I
can take more time. My wife thinks it's so dumb,
and she hates it so much that I can only
do it when I'm alone.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
But I follow the rule of one quite strictly.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
If I cook a pizza, for instance, and it goes
on a pizza tray, I'm eating it off that tray.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
There's not gonna be a plate.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
So your wife just watches you eat by yourself. Is
that what I'm gathering here?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
No, no, no, my wife when she's not around, you know,
I break a rule that otherwise I would, I would
be a human. I would cook the thing and the
pizza tray, and I put it on a regular plate.
I do these things, but when I'm alone, I have
a rule of only one thing to both cook and
consume my food.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Like it's a microwave dinner.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I'm mimicking the world old of microwave dinner with anything
I make to consume, And.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
That's because of the dishes. Yeah, I understand that I
have the same otmeal bowl and coffee cup I've been
using concurrently for about six months now that never gets washed.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Oh really, yeah, bowl doesn't get washed.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I mean it gets the old one too, you know
what I mean, one too.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
You throw it under the water and then you dry it,
and then you throw the rag in the washer because
it has oatmeal all over it because you didn't wash it.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Like really wash it.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
So yeah, I mean I give it to one too,
but it's you know, you just use it over and
over and over again.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Okay, I'm very curious about this. Just oatmeal? Ors it
got the cereal sometimes?
Speaker 4 (22:31):
No, no, there's no cereal in my house. Just oatmeal,
oatmeal and chicken. That's the only food you'll find.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Really.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah, yeah, wow, this is because you're in good shape, Matt.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
I think it's because I don't know how to live.
That would be my first guess. Secondly, it's just this
idea of trying to keep certain Yeah, I guess it's
because of a certain lifestyle. Yes, you know, yeah, I
want to have so many carves so much protein.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
It's stupid. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
You're always angry, You're always irritable, You're always hungry, you're
always spelling restaurants like the Resilian steakhouse across from my apartment.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
The wiff just gets into the apartment. You're like, I
want to go eat that.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Oh no, I'm over my macros today. Who lives like this?
What same person wants to live like this? Nobody? That's
why Indiana is so obese, Craig, because everybody's happy.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Everybody's happy by eating. I don't eat, so I'm always miserable.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
It's stupid. What I live my life like this?
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Man, I was so much happier like ten years ago
when I was just obese, eating bass bows every night,
going to Chick fil a in door day Shaley.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Carl, have we saved a lot of this audio because.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
This has been incredible? No, I don't want to save
any of this. I don't want to save me.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Hey, hey, man, come on now now, I gotta be honest.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
The reason I knew that, and I didn't mean for
it to spiral there is my little brother who got
into the same lifestyle you're into. A couple of years ago,
wound up just eating like chicken, and it got to
the point where he would just eat it, like with
almost nothing on it.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
He would make it.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
He would consume it day in and day out for
lunch and for dinner.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
And it worked.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
It made him, you know, much more in shape than
he was before at.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
The same coking. Man, I don't know if I'd want
to do that.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I don't know if what I'd want to do is
just do the chicken all the time, you know, to
that degree of seriousness.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
But I'm impressed by it. I just I enjoy other
food more.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
It makes life so simple. When I see my wife
put together the grocery list and she's dinner planning.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
It was like before I got married, I just hate
the same food every day.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, yeah, but my food was delicious.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
But I was eating every day. Matt.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
That's their cars for hooks good or it's not. If
you're eating like you want to eat, it's good. If
it's not your it's it.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
And actually, I know we're up against traffic, and I
know we got to take a break. But I will
tell you guys at some point about my corn dog
eating roommate in college. That was He's the worst guy,
just the worst, so many corn dogs.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I don't know how that guy.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I doubt he's a lie now, to be honest, if
I checked it on him, but he had the most
disgusting air fryer or actual deep fryer and just hot
corn dogs.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
It was.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
It was bad, but it's so weird.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
It's like it's like, have brought worse some bubble wrapping
than just why?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Why do you want to feel like you went to
a bad carnival every day of your life?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Why do you want to feel that way? And he did?
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Somebody lost the prize. Here's a corn dog I did.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I lost the prize because I lived with him. We'll
take a break.
Tony kats More News ninety three WIBC. My name is
Craig Collins, filling in. Thrilled to be with you. A
bunch of stuff out there to talk about. I think
there's several different ways I can go with having a
discussion about some of the latest documents that have been dropped.
Jonathan Turley says that John Brennan might want a lawyer
(00:25):
up following Russia Gates doc release. It is interesting the
further you dive into everything that Tulsea Gabbard is giving
us and everyone that could be affected. Yes, I know
a lot of people say Barack Obama, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,
those names, and I know there's back and forth discussion.
(00:45):
I think there was even a couple appearances on Fox
News for some of the Trump administration officials or other
politicians in that orbit who've been saying yes and no
to certain questions about if they think that Obama himself
will actually be in trouble legally and tried for something.
But there are a lot of agg I'm not trying
(01:06):
to say that I don't think that you should go
after as hard as you can the individuals who feel
most responsible for the Russia Gate collusion thing. And actually,
you know, I have one other thing that I want
to say about this as early in the show as
I will. I think it's really interesting that left leaning
media now likes to tell us that we can't pay
attention to more than one thing at the same time.
(01:28):
Does it mean that the human nature at times does
not do that. Yes, I understand that does happen. But
in the society we live in right now, I can
pay attention to more than one thing if I feel
like they're both really important. I don't have to lose
my interest in the Epstein client list or anything else
because you released documents that show me that hey, Barack Obama,
(01:49):
Hillary Clinton, former President Biden, everybody came up with this
Russia Gate thing to harm the first Trump presidency. And
I do think it's also interesting how it parallels the
idea that right now, at the beginning of this presidency,
the Jeffrey Epstein stuff now feels as though it's derailing
(02:10):
Trump when he's cruising. It feels very similar to twenty
sixteen in that way, you take the office, you start
doing a lot of the things that you promised us
you were going to do. You may not do everything.
You might not clean the swamp in a day or
a week or a month or any of those sort
of things, but you do start the ball rolling, and
then all of a sudden, this giant thing that the
(02:31):
Democrats seem to be pushing winds up being over your
head that you can't get away from. If I were
President Trump, I would feel the Groundhog Day moment of it, absolutely,
and I think that that's a big part of where
they're going with some of this information now Inevitably, and
I know that Trump again said this yesterday that when
(02:51):
and if you know, all of that data with Epstein
does come out, and he's saying that he's pushing for
it now. I know Republicans also voted to not really
allow anything happen until September, so I know there's a
dual message going on there. But I think that time
is infinite, this will inevitably happen, and I do believe
(03:12):
that it strengthens his case since Democrats had every ability
to do this themselves and didn't while they were in office.
Now they're pushing for it, now, they're demanding it. Now,
they're behaving like they've had no control over this narrative.
The entire time, when it's obviously been the exact opposite.
There is also several different stories about how Glainne Maxwell
(03:33):
might be giving more information the Deputy Attorney General and
to others. I know that Fox and others reported on
that story too, and so I just find all this interesting,
to be honest with you, and I'll say this right
at the start of the show too, I really don't
want to talk about Jeffrey Epstein anymore. It's not that
I don't care about the case. It's that I want
(03:54):
concrete information before I revisit this topic, and we don't
actually have that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
And I'm not saying again that I.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Want to ignore it and let it go into the
ether the way that maybe Trump or someone else has
told me to in the past. I'm happy that other
people are pushing this narrative hard enough that we will
continue to get information. I am glad about that. At
the same time, until that occurs, I do feel like
we're just treading water. I think we're just continuing to
(04:21):
say the same thing over and over again until inevitably
we finally get that proof of whoever it is. And
however many people there are that we're responsible for one
of the more horrific sex trafficking stories in our country
in recent years. All right, on that note, we will
take a break. I promise we will have fun. We
will do other things throughout the show today. They don't
(04:42):
just dive into this topic, even if it's still all
over the place, and even as we look closer at
some of the things that might be coming out now
that get a whole lot of people in trouble. We're
totally different controversies and things that they attached to Trump
that had no reason to actually be there, like Russia, Russia,
Russia is Craig Collins filling in Tony Kats in the
Morning News ninety three, WIBC.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Is this the movie theme moment? Now?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, we're on the Titanic together.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay? Cool. I like that. I like that we're starting off.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
We do the tvy thing at the end of the show,
the Titanic at the beginning of the show. You know
the sad part about this. No, I shouldn't tell you, guys,
it's too early in the morning. All right, Maybe I
could tell you guys. There may be a video that
exists somewhere on social media of me and a bunch
of Irish dudes singing the Titanic song, the Sleen Deon song,
(05:34):
very drunk in a karaoke bar.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
That may exist, It may be out there in the world.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Again, was this an initiation of some sorts, you know
kind of it was?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It was not. I wouldn't call it initiation.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
It was a moment of stupidity that was brought on
by bartending over the summer with a bunch of Irish dudes.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Oh what could what could go wrong there? I mean, seriously,
I love that. Yeah, I mean, where do you find
this video?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
That'd be fun?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
No, it might be difficult to find.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I might have tried to purge every copy of it
off the internet. There might just be one that I
might know about that's still out there because one of
the Irish dudes has never answered my request to delete it.
But that's it. That's a thing that might exist there
that I immediately think of whenever I think of Titanic.
That and I've also never.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Seen the movie. I don't know if anyone knows that.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, I know, I refuse at this point, Carl. And actually,
you know what, I'll tell you why for this one too.
And this is a very stupid reason Titanic came out
in ninety six, right sounds right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Ninety seven something like.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I think it was ninety seven, so I was twelve,
I think when that movie came out, and when it
comes out on tape, which takes a couple years later
or something like that. There was a moment where someone
asked me if I wanted to watch that movie, and
I think I was still in grade school. I don't
know how quickly this movie came out after it was
out in theaters, and I I thought it wasn't allowed
(07:01):
to watch it because I knew about the Naked Lady
and my family did not let you watch movies until
you were old enough for that kind of stuff. And
I remember my friends all made fun of me at
the time because, like a twelve year old or whatever,
this is exactly the thing you should be doing with
your life watching that one moment of that one movie.
And I did not, and so it became a big thing.
(07:22):
And now to this day, it's a stance that I'm taking, Craig.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
I wouldn't take my twelve year old to see The
Titanic either. I mean, it's how are you going to
get that kid on a Pondtombo whenever they get into
high school. True, not to mention, it's just, you know,
you have the nudity and everything else in it, and
I just, you know, that's kind of a foul movie.
I mean, I didn't see Ghostbusters until I was nineteen.
My parents were like, no, you can't see it.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Oh wow, I'm kidding.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I'm kidding. No.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I like how you wouldn't stick with that joke.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I really liked that one getting into my dance dms
like you're an awful father.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I remember I think I was like sick. I forget
what it was, but it was like a really bad
cold that took a couple of days. And my mom
let me, for the first time watch a PG thirteen movie,
and I think I was only twelve years old. I
think it was Celtic Pride, which is a really not
good movie to be the movie that you get to
watch as your first PG thirteen A Celtic Pride is
about two fans of the Boston Celtics who kidnap a
(08:26):
player from a different team in order to and I
don't even like the Celtics. I don't know why I
picked this movie. I think it was one of the
only things in the movie. It's got like a twelve
percent of Rotten Tomatoes. But I remember I was ill
and my mom's like, yeah, you can watch a PG
thirteen now, and you're like, Celtic Pride, baby, there's all
these movies on CETE.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
But remember the PG thirteen back in the day was
just I mean, somebody might have said the S word,
or wore a bikini or just slipped a nip. I mean,
nowadays PG thirteen you're going to get the house man
because it's not even PG thirteen. It says like you can.
It's just if you're sixteen and above and Katie bar
the door after that, because it's gonna be everything. It's
gonna be the whole deal. It's a difference between PG
(09:07):
thirteen then and now. I mean it was a big difference.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
You know, Okay, that's absolutely right.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
The most interesting thing about Celtic Pride, and I didn't
know this.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I just googled it to find it out.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
The only thing valuable in it is that Judd Apatow,
who's now a very famous comedy writer, started his career
by writing the story in that movie.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh wow, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Because he made some incredible comedies. He really did.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yees.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, Celtic Pride is not one of us. Don't make
the list, not even close. All right, some other things
out there. Hulk Cogan died yesterday. This was uniquely sad
for a lot of people, myself included. And I think
maybe Matt for you or Karl for you. If this
is something that you guys grew up at all watching WWE,
Hulk Cogan was like the IT wrestler of the WWE
(09:52):
for a very long time, and so that really kind
of makes you. And I know he died suddenly of
car arrest, I think is what people said. He made
his debut in the WWE in seventy nine. He was
wrestling in the eighties and nineties when I was a
little kid. Either of you want to say anything about
Hollywood Hulk.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
The way Hogan had a grip over professional wrestling in
the eighties and nineties and two thousands, it's kind of
like how Jordan had the NBA or Lebron James had
the NBA. There was everybody else, he had superstars here there,
but there was that one guy. There was that one umbrella.
It was him and everybody else, and that was hall
(10:31):
Cogan and to the Good and the Band sometimes. Man,
I enjoyed hal Cogan so much when I was a kid,
and I remember crying what he lost once and I
remember cheering because he lost. Hal Cogan gave me two
of my favorite professional wrestling memories.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
He got beat by the Ultimate Warrior.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
He got beat by Bill Goldberg, and both times at
the time, he was so big, you know, for hal
Cogan to lose the title, he had to sign off
on it. I mean, he wasn't just going to go
and lay down in whose the title to somebody that
he didn't like or he didn't approve of. So for
him to lose to Goldberg or for him to lose
to the Ultimate Warrior, Holster had to be like, Okay,
(11:08):
it's time to take the strap off me. Let's give
it to somebody else. And he I'm not gonna say
he had trouble doing that, because we're remembering the good
things about him at the moment, but there was a
time that maybe he kind of overstayed his welcome a
little bit in professional wrestling, and it always made me said,
it gave me a great deal of sadness because I
was such a fan when he was a kid, but
you have to give him the credit where credit is deserved.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I mean, you look at Vince McMahon.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
And the WWE when it was the WWF, so much
of that is attributed to the work and the celebrity
of Hul Cogan. So much of that with you know,
the XFL. Would there have been the power to create
the XFL without haul Cogan?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
And I know it failed, it didn't matter.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I'm saying, would you have had the capitol and the
fortitude and the know how without the Haul Cogan? So
he did leave such a legacy on the professional wrestling world.
And I know that there was a sex and there
was the Gawker thing how he bankrupted Gawker for a
good reason for that matter, Gawker put out that tape
and then he sued and he won, and Gawker went
(12:08):
under it because well they violated his privacy ESSENTI right.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
So he went through some things too.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
But as I understand that he he really was this
entertainment mogul, this icon. Yeah, so many kids wanted to
be You wanted to be Haul Cogan if you are
a wrestling fan when you were a kid.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, No, absolutely, Matt One hundred percent true.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
The other big thing about Hulk is that he obviously
transcended his sport. And I say sport loosely because the
WWE is both a sport and not a sport since
it's theater. But it's a difficult form of theater. It's
very physical theater. You get punched and kicked for real.
Will also faking to pretend that you didn't know who
was winning from the start of it. But Hulk Hogan
was well beyond being just a wrestler, which is something
(12:53):
that I think is similar to Michael Jordan is he.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Went way beyond being just a basketball player.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
The most people in our society and so it was
truly sad to hear that he died yesterday. And after
Ozzy Osbourne, man, it just feels like we're waiting for
that one more big name.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
It always comes. It happened to three.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah, it always happens to the three. Here's the thing
about Hawks.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
For one more thing, Craig Sure, when we were kids,
when we were anching Haul Cogan and there were such
a mystique was like Santa Claus because I thought wrestling
was real when I was a kid, I thought Santa
Claus was real when I was a kid. So Hulk
Cogan was a hero, you know, Santa Claus was the
coolest thing. I mean, these things that mean they were fabrication, sure,
but there was something we wanted to believe in because
we weren't cynical like.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
We are when adults.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
You know, there were some sort of magic when they
were a kid, like this was this great American hero
fighting the Iron Cheek and this great American hero that's
trying to preserve this Americana from people like the Ultimate
Warrior and and all these other evil these heels, these villains,
these villains like that were who was another one?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Sergeant Slaughter was a good guy. That a bad guy,
you know.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
I mean we thought wrestling was real, so the mystique
of Hull Cogan was so much further and that was cool.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
It was a more innocent time then.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yes, absolutely true.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I absolutely thought wrestling was real when I was a
little kid, and it's heartbreaking as an adult when you
first find out.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
That it's not.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
But then also I think that one hits home more
than some other things for a variety of reasons. All Right,
we'll take a break. A lot coming up Craig Collins
filling in. Tony CAATs The Morning News ninety three WIBC.
Tony Kat's The Morning News ninety three WIBC. My name
is Craig Collins, filling in. Thrilled to be with you.
A lot of stuff to talk about. Chuck Mangioni is
the jazz artist that's playing the music that's bumping us back.
(14:32):
Chuck also passed away. I hate to say this. I
don't mean to say this on the radio. Anyone who's
a big jazz fan obviously knows who Chuck is, or
a lot of people know who Chuck is, two time
Grammy winner, but I don't know that he's the big
name that would be considered part of the Big Three
with Ozzy Osbourne and Ulk Hogan, And I don't mean
(14:53):
to do that on the air hours after the guy
passes away to say that he's not quite as famous
as the others are, but certainly a music legend in
his own right, and so we're mentioning him here on
the show too.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
All right, let's get to some of the.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Other things out there in the world in the news
that I find most interesting. I do want to talk
about South Park and It's a weird thing, to be
honest with you, because at times I still think South
Park is an incredibly interesting show, and at other times
I don't.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
And I think the thing that.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Got me about the south Park episode of featuring Donald
Trump and all the different coverage of it is that
I believe that Trey Parker and Matt Stone are better
than this.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I think they can do funnier things.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
They can do more elaborate versions of criticizing society or
world leaders or whoever it is.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
And this was lazy.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
This was the most extreme version of We're going to
pretend that Donald Trump is the same as Saddam Hussein.
And if anyone who doesn't know South Park is wondering
why I would say that about what the common terry
was from south Park, that's what it is. In their brains.
They basically recreated the character they used to use for
(16:07):
Saddam Hussein in one of their movies or some of
their TV shows and just made that Trump. So they
recycled a lot of things, and they just assumed that
people wouldn't really pay attention to that part because they
don't care, and because they knew that if you show
Donald Trump or at least some cgi version of him
naked that you're going to court tons and tons of controversy.
(16:29):
It seemed like it was really a middle finger to
their network where they desire to be fired. Like I
wonder if in some sort of closed room at some point,
Trey Parker and Matts down the creators of South Park
are like, they got to fire us after this. We
don't want to do this show anymore because it's not
good the way South Park can be quite good, or
(16:50):
at least maybe hasn't been for a while. When they
make fun of certain things and it's very elaborate. I
do love I'll say this, the things they made that
were fun of, you know, woke callure or the attention
grabbing society that some people want us to have. They
make fun of Prince Harry and Megan Markle a while ago,
and it was quite funny.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
They've done a lot of really good things. This just
wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I watched the episode. I understand why the White House
would be mad. I don't know if they'll actually sue.
I don't think they will, but I understand why people
there would be mad because it just seems to be
lazy and it's not really showing. The biggest thing that
Trump said or did in the episode I did watch
it was that he was going to sue people. And
of course that's a joke that specific to Paramount and
(17:35):
anyone else they're kind of afraid of. And I think
they have reason to be afraid, because Trump does keep
winning those lawsuits.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
But anyway, I know is a big deal. I know
the left loved it.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I know a lot of people talked about it, but
I just don't think it's the intelligent version of humor
that South Park occasionally is capable of.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I think it was really low brow.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I think it's something that when they look back in
their careers, they'll actually.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Be somewhat ashamed.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Not that they took a political stance, they've been doing
that for a long time, but that they created something
that really wasn't intelligently funny by the way that I
think they're proud of the things that usually go.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Viral whenever South Park hits the mark.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Well, and it's something that is actually also very well
built as far as the story goes.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
This this wasn't that at all, right, A quick break
A lot coming up.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
This is Craig Collins filling in Tony Kat's The Morning
News ninety three WIBC. Tony Kats The Morning News, ninety
three WIBC. My name is Craig Collins, filling in, Thrilled
to be with you. Lots of stuff to talk about
on a Friday. I have a question for Matt Bear
and for Carl who hang out every single morning on
this very program. Do you guys wear deodorant at home
(18:38):
when you're going to be alone.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
For the day? Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Yes, especially in this weather? Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Okay, Carl, you coming out in the Trust Tree too
and telling us do you wear deodorant when you're home
all alone?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I'm never home alone?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Okay, so the answer is yes for Carl too.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I'm married.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Man.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
A recent poll showed that sixty six percent of people
said yes to that, twenty four percent said no. And
my favorite part is some other people couldn't decide. I
love when you ask a very basic question and there's
people just like I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I don't know if I want to work to order
it or not, or.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
They don't know if they want to admit the truth
to them. Survey people, I guess is what this one is.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
But twenty four percent of people that said, if I'm
going to be home alone, I'm not throwing on the
odor and I'm just going to be in my smell.
I do it too, And the reason the reason why
is like you can smell yourself, like when you wake
up in the morning, you smell and you can tell.
And I wouldn't want to do that the whole rest
of the day even if I was, you know, not
(19:38):
going to see anyone.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
It's a necessary component.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I also brush my teeth, which I wonder if you
had ask these people if they didn't do that, if
some of the disgusting people would have been.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Like, nah, no, buller that in the morning. Either they
don't like be either, Oh Carl, who knows? Who knows
what they're not doing?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
But I did love this is a question out there
is any you do when you're alone that you would
rather not admit on the radio until the Fillain host
asks you and Tony cast in the morning.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
News, Well that's a single guy, Craig, Carl.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
I mean, as somebody who's perpetually single, you never know.
So I'm always like trying to have to I don't
ever want to smell bad. I don't want to ever
have the halotosis. There's nothing worse than the helotoasin.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
No, that is the worst breath is gonna kill.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
And to Carl's point, you know, we always take care
of our hygiene, you know, whenever we get done with
the business.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
So it's yeah, yeah, listen.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
I mean that's just being an adult.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
You put onto the odor d you know, you keep
yourself clean and maintained. To me, I mean, if you
have a career, if you're doing things for living, have
a job, I mean, you have to do these things daily.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
I just can't be like I got a couple hours today.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
I'm gonna treat I'm gonna treat myself to no deodorant.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
That's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I'm gonna treat myself to being disgusting by myself for
a while. So I've admitted some of this before on
the radio, for stuff that I do when I'm home alone.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
If the missus goes.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
She's from Mexico, so she might travel home for like
a week to see her family. My favorite one and
I feel like you guys have both. I don't know
if any either of you have liked this or not.
It's the rule of one. When I cook, it means
that I am only going to use one thing to
cook and eat my food. So if I make soup,
I'm eating it out of the bowl I cooked it
at the pot I cooked it in. I'm just gonna
(21:18):
wait for the thing to cool down. I do this
so that I can do less dishes and so I
can take more time. My wife thinks it's so dumb,
and she hates it so much that I can only
do it when I'm alone.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
But I follow the rule of one quite strictly.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
If I cook a pizza, for instance, and it goes
on a pizza tray, I'm eating it off that tray.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
There's not gonna be a plate.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
So your wife just watches you eat by yourself. Is
that what I'm gathering here?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
No, no, no, my wife when she's not around, you know,
I break a rule that otherwise I would, I would
be a human. I would cook the thing and the
pizza tray, and I put it on a regular plate.
I do these things, but when I'm alone, I have
a rule of only one thing to both cook and
consume my food.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Like it's a microwave dinner.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I'm mimicking the world old of microwave dinner with anything
I make to consume, And.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
That's because of the dishes. Yeah, I understand that I
have the same otmeal bowl and coffee cup I've been
using concurrently for about six months now that never gets washed.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Oh really, yeah, bowl doesn't get washed.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I mean it gets the old one too, you know
what I mean, one too.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
You throw it under the water and then you dry it,
and then you throw the rag in the washer because
it has oatmeal all over it because you didn't wash it.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Like really wash it.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
So yeah, I mean I give it to one too,
but it's you know, you just use it over and
over and over again.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Okay, I'm very curious about this. Just oatmeal? Ors it
got the cereal sometimes?
Speaker 4 (22:31):
No, no, there's no cereal in my house. Just oatmeal,
oatmeal and chicken. That's the only food you'll find.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Really.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah, yeah, wow, this is because you're in good shape, Matt.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
I think it's because I don't know how to live.
That would be my first guess. Secondly, it's just this
idea of trying to keep certain Yeah, I guess it's
because of a certain lifestyle. Yes, you know, yeah, I
want to have so many carves so much protein.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
It's stupid. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
You're always angry, You're always irritable, You're always hungry, you're
always spelling restaurants like the Resilian steakhouse across from my apartment.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
The wiff just gets into the apartment. You're like, I
want to go eat that.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Oh no, I'm over my macros today. Who lives like this?
What same person wants to live like this? Nobody? That's
why Indiana is so obese, Craig, because everybody's happy.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Everybody's happy by eating. I don't eat, so I'm always miserable.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
It's stupid. What I live my life like this?
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Man, I was so much happier like ten years ago
when I was just obese, eating bass bows every night,
going to Chick fil a in door day Shaley.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Carl, have we saved a lot of this audio because.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
This has been incredible? No, I don't want to save
any of this. I don't want to save me.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Hey, hey, man, come on now now, I gotta be honest.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
The reason I knew that, and I didn't mean for
it to spiral there is my little brother who got
into the same lifestyle you're into. A couple of years ago,
wound up just eating like chicken, and it got to
the point where he would just eat it, like with
almost nothing on it.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
He would make it.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
He would consume it day in and day out for
lunch and for dinner.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
And it worked.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
It made him, you know, much more in shape than
he was before at.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
The same coking. Man, I don't know if I'd want
to do that.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I don't know if what I'd want to do is
just do the chicken all the time, you know, to
that degree of seriousness.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
But I'm impressed by it. I just I enjoy other
food more.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
It makes life so simple. When I see my wife
put together the grocery list and she's dinner planning.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
It was like before I got married, I just hate
the same food every day.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, yeah, but my food was delicious.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
But I was eating every day. Matt.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
That's their cars for hooks good or it's not. If
you're eating like you want to eat, it's good. If
it's not your it's it.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
And actually, I know we're up against traffic, and I
know we got to take a break. But I will
tell you guys at some point about my corn dog
eating roommate in college. That was He's the worst guy,
just the worst, so many corn dogs.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I don't know how that guy.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I doubt he's a lie now, to be honest, if
I checked it on him, but he had the most
disgusting air fryer or actual deep fryer and just hot
corn dogs.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
It was.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
It was bad, but it's so weird.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
It's like it's like, have brought worse some bubble wrapping
than just why?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Why do you want to feel like you went to
a bad carnival every day of your life?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Why do you want to feel that way? And he did?
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Somebody lost the prize. Here's a corn dog I did.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I lost the prize because I lived with him. We'll
take a break.
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