August 29, 2025 • 30 mins
Fine the parents! Minneapolis mayor does not know how guns work. Young people are putting ice in their beer. ET Eating Tray for sale. Ojos Hotos. A stair car would be convenient for getting on your roof.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Tony Katz, The Morning News ninety three WIBC. My name
is Craig Collins, filling in find the Parents. I'm totally
okay with that. I don't know why they would vote
this down. Mostly Democrats who voted it down. In Indye
leaders shot down a proposal for fines to be added
to parents checkbooks if their kids are past any sort
(00:26):
of curfew out in our community. In this community, I
thought it was interesting. Seven to four was the vote,
and the Democrats said that this was predatory and harming
low income families or some crap like that.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
First fine, I think was about one hundred bucks or something,
maybe more than that.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I know. The second fine was five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
The third one was fifteen hundred bucks, and everyone after
it's fifteen hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I had.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
The first result was just a written offense. I saw
that now.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
But anyway, see, this is the thing, and I don't
know how to say this in a way that well
I don't care actually in a way that people won't
get mad about. But you got to do something. The
violence is bad in Indianapolis. The increase of scariness is
not good.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's a weird way to say it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
And so you either send the National Guard in like
you're doing in places like Washington, d C. Which I
think a lot of Americans are actually pro and mostly
pro after you see the quality that life gets better.
You see the improvement no murders in multiple days in
DC when they averaged one every other day. That would
be great in India or anywhere else. And if you
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don't do that, if you don't send in the National Guard,
then find them parents, make it a financial thing, and
make them force their kids to stay inside as much
as they can. Get parents more involved in being a
part of the solution, not people that are just putting
their arms in the air, like, well what can I
do as some people seem to do for kids that
are out there causing trouble. The curfew, which got renewed
(01:55):
I think back in August, remains in effect. But whatever
the penalty is. And a whole lot of Republicans are saying, look,
we can write it more cleanly, we can make it
make more sense if you're complaining about that, but we
need to do it, and I agree, because you have
to do something. What's crazy about the DC story the
after effect of activating the National Guard has demonstrated that
(02:18):
it is a tremendous success. You even had a DC
far left Democrats saying into microphones and pretending it was
their success that crime is down, And of course it is.
And here's the other part of that conversation. And I
know that's not necessarily what Indy's talking about. They just
want to find parents, and I think that would work.
I think more kids would be off the street and
(02:40):
following curfew because mom and dad would be worried about
having to pay money if their kids are out all
the time.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So again, that would be a good thing.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
But the other thing that I think is valuable when
you talk about the National Guard is are you afraid
of our military? That's when I ask somebody when they
talk about it. I'm not afraid of the men and
women who serve in our military and the likelihood that
they would not do something they were told to do
if it was bad, they would avoid or reject that order.
And if you're afraid of the military for some reason,
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which it seems that some people are mostly far left
individuals and useful idiots is what people call them, or
just the Democrats seem to be afraid of this they
think that martial law and you know, the Gestapo and
all this stuff can happen in DC and other places
because of course they're convinced Trump is a dictator, even
if he's not. And so I just find that fascinating
(03:31):
because it starts with the foundation of do you believe
that men and women who serve this country through that
role of our National guard would actually do something to
harm innocent people?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
And I say no.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And if you don't say no, then you wind up
diving into a crazy set of rhetoric things, and you
go certain roads, and you wind up in a place
where you think that we're basically a Nazi Germany already,
which is insane. But if you don't want to go
that way, if you don't want to protect the streets
by bringing in more you know, extreme well I don't
even know if extreme is the right word, but more
(04:03):
valuable assets, then just take people's money away. And when
you do that, you'll see how quickly things change and
how many more parents are actively involved in the lives
of their kids.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
All right, we'll take a break.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
A lot coming up Tony Kats The Morning News ninety
three WIBC.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, in a good mood on.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
A Friday Tony Kats The Morning News ninety three WIBC.
My name is Craig Collins, filling in Matt and Carl
hangout as they do every single morning on this show.
Let's fire off a popcorn moment, shall we?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I can do this? There it is, there's a night
sweet popcorn audio. This is Minneapolis mayor.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Some are calling him the new John Wick, which is
so hilarious to me because he has no idea how
guns work.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Not that John Wick actually struggled with that. I think
he might be a little bit better at that kind
of stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
But anyway, the mayor of Minneapolis, who is taking every
single interview he can to talk about how guns need
be restricted. There but Jacob Pray says something utterly illogical
in the world of anybody who's ever been even around
a gun or even sort of understands a gun or
maybe his scene a John Wick movie.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
And let's see if you spot the problem in this statement.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Have more guns in America than we have people. The
reality is is that we have these assault rifles. They
can reel off thirty clips in conjunction with a magazine
before the person even needs to reload.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Wait, what, you can reel off thirty clips in conjunction
with a magazine before we.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Wait what did he say, let's try that again.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
We have these assault rifles. They can reel off thirty
clips in conjunction with a magazine before the person even
needs to reload.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
That's very confusing as far as a conversation goes, because
clips and magazine are the same thing to a lot
of people. But anyway, that is him saying that thirty
clips in conjunction with a magazine before you need to
reload in and that's the problem when the reality is
that people who make these laws who have no understanding,
like zero experience with a gun are the ones trying
(06:10):
to restrict them.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I think that at least, if you're.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Going to make laws about guns, you have to do
like a two weekend retreat at a gun resort and
fire guns and understand guns and understand why people like guns,
maybe talk to some of the other people at these ranges.
And then after that, if you want to make laws
that are stupid, I'm still going to reject them, but
at least know a little more about this stuff because
(06:35):
this rings very hollow. But that was his statement, and
by the way, I will say this, and I know
most gun owners know this, and it's so annoying i'd
have to do it. But when they describe assault weapons,
they mean anything that carries a certain number of bullets,
and that's not actually an assault weapon. Most of those
guns you do have to pull the trigger each time
(06:56):
you fire, so it's not the version that you see
and say a movie of automatic firing a weapon. They
just they just use this word interchangeably, and it's it's
not actually accurate. And AR fifteen is not an automatic rifle.
It is something that you have to fire again, shot
per shot, and it's not the thing actually killing people.
(07:17):
And I know the left hates when you say that,
but it's true that a gun is only a weapon
that hurts people in the hands of a deranged, you know,
mentally ill person. And by the way, and everybody also knows,
this is the last thing I'll say on the gun rant.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
If you made them illegal, the bad guys wouldn't care.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Killing people is illegal, and it doesn't seem to stop
people from doing it. So making the guns illegal doesn't
seem like it's going to be the avenue to actually
get a safer society. It seems like you might need
to do something else, something to actually address the issue,
because they'll still acquire whatever weapon they need to do
whatever it is they're going to do. All right, I'm
moving on other topics out there, And do you think
(07:57):
this is interesting? This is certainly a break and a
palace cleanser from the seriousness of that discussion and also
stupidity of that city leader.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Young people are putting ice cubes in.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Their beer, which is horrible. This is horrifying a lot
of people out there. Some are saying they're making versions
of me shillatas and other things, which is a drink
that has beer in it and tomato juice and other stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
But most people are just saying, like, the.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Beer gets warm and they don't like that, so they're
putting ice in it. And this is a trend that
is making people like me very very mad. I know
it's beer sample Friday, so I imagine maybe the guys
in the afternoon, Hammer and Nigel could react to ice
and the beer. Maybe someone should actually put ice in
their beers and see how they react to that without
(08:43):
explaining it. I would be curious about that. Does anyone
on the show want to react to ice in the beer.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I mean, if you put ice on the beer, you
just have a MICHELI like ultra Right, that's pretty much
what it is. It's true, it's none of it really
sounds good to be at all. This is something that's
just gonna water down. I mean, it defeats the purpose
of a beer, right, I think, just kind of dilutes
it and water it and make it a taste. I mean,
I was never crazy about the taste of beer. I
(09:10):
drink because it was there and it would make me.
It would make me fun, right, right, I know. But
you it's to me. I don't understand the purpose. I
guess it's a if you're in college, you can do
whatever you want. People will be like, yeah, you're in college,
you're you're in your early twenties. Go for it.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
But people will judge you.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Though, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You know the other thing that's funny about this, I'm
not an ice person on anything.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I don't put it in soda. I don't put it
in anything.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I don't know why, because it does it waters down
the taste of everything, even like soup. I'm like, now,
just wait for it to cool. I don't want to
put ice in that I'm an anti ice guy, which
sounds weird.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
It's not what you think it is.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I'm anti ice in the world of the actual product
we put in our our you know, drinks and food,
not the people who are cleaning up cities. Do you
use ice at all, Matt, Carl, anybody on everything?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Absolutely, it's it's a very American concept, Craig. We we
put ice on it, and we cool everything with ice.
We do everything with ice injury, So I is good man. No,
it's not. In Europe. They don't use ice. That's where
really very European not to use ice.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
You know, it's I don't know that I feel like that.
That doesn't feel good.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Communists, Carl said. It's communists that came from Carl, not me.
If you don't use ice, your comedy pan co comedy.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Hold on.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I love the fact that Carl did that off microphone.
He has a microphone he can use right then, Carl Ice,
get up.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, he didn't want to call me a comedy on
the air. He's like, he's the comedy man.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Carl was pretending someone else was yelling at from some
corner of the room.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Instead of it just being him.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
You're gonna knock at the door.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, Carl, you use ice too and stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I threw ice if I get a hot coffee because
I drink my coffee like it's a soda.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Gotcha. You know you can get cold coffee.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Right, No, but sometimes you know at work you can't,
so you have to put out water in it.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Well, you could put a whole pot of coffe be
in the fridge wait for it to cool down.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
You guys could do that. Take a little bit.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
It's going to break. I've tried that before because you
put it in.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Oh that the glass pot?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, the glass podcast.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Did they shatter? Is that a thing?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
No? I mean absolutely. I mean it'll just kind of
like crack and break, and then when you lift it
up you can be like, ooh, I don't want to
do this anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You said you learned this because you've done it before.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
No, Matt, Yeah, absolutely. I mean I've done all the
dumb things in the kitchen all.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Because I would I would like a social media video
of one of you guys putting the ice or the
glass pot in the fridge at WIBC and see what happens.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I really might start taking videos of my really obnoxious bachelor,
middle aged life because none of it makes sense. None
of it's normal, and none of it's it's just weird.
Everything I have to do to get through the day
is absolutely weird. And I look at it and I'm like,
is this really what you're doing at forty seven years old?
Then the answer is yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
But he fine with that? Are you what are you
talking about?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Because like, I'll give you an example for me, And
this drives the wife crazy. She's going to go to
Mexico for a couple of days for a thing. And
when she goes, I have the one, you know, container rule,
which I think I've talked about on the show.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Before I cook and eat something in the same thing.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I'll cook pasta in a pot, I'll let the pot
cool down, I'll dump all the water out, put the
sauce in, and I'll eat the pasta out of the
pot so I don't have to clean two dishes.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
This is a me thing, and people think it's sad.
Is that the kind of stuff you're talking about?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Absolutely, that sounds really soceful to me, Craig. It sounds
like a great idea. And I'm making a note right
now that's that's how we function on a day to
day basis. One of the weird things I do in
my bachelor life is I have to I don't want
to admit this. Wait for the context, Wait for the context.
I have to change my sheets about four times a week.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Right, sure, yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
And it's not it's not because I'm having you know,
Carl gets me here. It's not any it's I don't
want to use the word in continent. It's nothing like that.
It's because when I'm falling asleep eating my dinner, which
is last night, seven bowls of ohmeal, oh man, just
(12:59):
I sleep and it spills all over the freaking place.
I mean just all over, and it sticks to the
sheets and it looks like it looks like I was
in continent to a degree. I have to peel the
sheets sometimes before I go to work, before I come
in for morning rush with Tony and Carl, and then
I have to throw it in the in the thing. Yeah,
(13:20):
the tumblr whatever you call that washing. Washing that is
so good. I mean, listen, you say I'm waking up
every morning with soiled sheets. People go to a place,
but that's what's happening. And it's like four times a week.
I'm like, I have to wash my freaking sheets again
today because I can't eat dinner in bed.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Well, yeah, see, that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I'm sure someone has recommended to you to stop having
the snacks in the bed, to try to eat them
somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
But I imagine there's a problem with that too for you.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Matt.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Well, some day sleep at the table.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Go ahead. Yeah, I'm gonna be married some day and
some day it's all gonna stop. I'm gonna have a
woman and she's gonna be like, hey, you can't eat
the oatmeal in the bed, and I'm going to try
it a couple of times just see what kind of
woman she is she can actually tolerate this. Because if
you can tolerate your back being as itchy as it
gets with dried oatmeal on the sheets, so you can
tolerate any of my bs, I promise.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
And that's the one can I ask at night when
you're eating the oatmeal in the bed.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I'm just real curious.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
One last thing, I know, we got to get to
a break when you're eating the oatmeal in bed and
you're starting to nod off or you like telling yourself.
Not again, Matt, not again, stay awake, and then eventually
you're going to sleep.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I'm so conscious of what's going on. It's just like
you just got to stay awake until this camp counselor
gets killed in this horror movie I'm watching, you know,
just stay awake, you know what's coming. And then next
thing I know, I'm out. I wake up. Oatmeal, bulls
all over my bed, oatmeal stuck everything, stuck in my hair,
stuck to my back. It's just it's just a mess.
And the problem is, I know someday I'm not going
(14:49):
to be able to do this anymore. So I'm kind
of doing like you've gone away to college for the
first start of your life type of thing, you know,
except I'm forty freaking seven years old. You know about it.
You're supposed to get out these habits a little bit now. Cramp.
I ever ramped closed.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You say you also have a cramp.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, I cramp a little bit. So that's nicome.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Tony Cats in the Morning News ninety three WIBC. My
name is Craig Collins, filling in, thrilled to be with you.
A whole bunch of stuff to talk about. It is
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(15:30):
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Speaker 2 (15:39):
And there's a bunch of options.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
But it's a food tray and actually specifically nineteen eighty
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get for twenty bucks. The bad you got to drive
to Cincinnati, Ohio an hour and a half. The good
you don't have to spill out me all over yourself
when you go to sleep at night. This is specifically
for Matt Behair. Matt, how do you feel about the
ET TV tray?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I think ET was one of the scariest movies I've
ever seen in my It was the it was the
people in the in the white suits, you know, the
guys that were hunting down ET and they were trying
to find Et, and you know, he was just kind
of like, you know, like a good like a good
little alien creature. And you know, we all know by
now that you know space creatures need to be eliminated
(16:23):
on site.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
But it's sure, yeah you learned that.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
It's I mean, I think this is cool. I mean
it's a movie from my youth. This Blues Brothers. What
else Star Wars episode? It would have been seven I
think episodes. I mean, I love all these movies and
this would be a nice little piece of nostalgia. You have.
The price is right, you.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Know, at twenty bucks, I can do twenty No maybe.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
And I heard, yeah, I heard producer Carl might be
going to a Reds game soon.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Maybe he can grab this on the way back.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
What was the et lunchbox on Amazon? I wonder what
the cost is.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
That n't go to Amazon? You got to Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Plus the watchbox doesn't it doesn't help you with the
oatmeal problem that we were talking about earlier.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Having spills.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah, it's uh, I mean, it's a TV train. But listen,
you can't like attach this to your chest or anything.
You have to have something that can grip onto you know,
like maybe like a little safety belt or something. And listen,
got do you have a BIB? I have a towel.
I have a hand towel you can.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Use so when you fall asleep in the oatmeals.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
I'll tie my socks together. It's the best I count there.
But I don't have a lot of resources. I mean,
I mean, there are a thousand reasons.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
But yeah, I gotta be honest real quick. I have
on my Bengo card for today questions. I didn't expect
someone to ask someone else, do you have a bib?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Is right on that Bengo Cardan's I had a thousand
thoughts when Carl asked me that. And it's like, dude,
I'm not eating like olive garden my bed or anything.
It's not like something with red sauce all over. But
then again, you know it compared compared to like something
sticking to your sheets, you can get the oatmeal because
that just sticks. I mean, red sauce is going to
be there for fine life. Yeah, and I have expensive
(18:05):
sheets I paid like thirty five dollars for.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
If you talk bread sauce in the bed, they would
think there was a murder in the bed.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yeah, I'd rather just think that I'm in continent in
my bed rather than me killing somebody.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Five thirty five bucks? Was that the whole package? Was
that the blanket and the sheet.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
The whole one thread count? Baby? These are hotel sheets.
You would find it the Cocoa Hotel up.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Or what the Sorillas or so?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Now, Soyrilla's you're not getting bed sheets, you're getting neck ties. Okay,
that's what you get, Craig, Cerrilla's is a local store
where you buy where you buy things that what was.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
That hotel in Illinois, Craig.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh, yeah, the Sibars or Clipper. There's a bunch of those.
Did we talk about that on the radio, Matt or Carl?
Or was that actually on the other thing?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Okay, all right, yeah, Cibarros as a Mexican eater.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
In a pizzeria.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Right, you just mentioned a Mexican eatery and I have
a weird this is not related, but it's a weird story,
and I just want some advice.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
This is Carl's a married guy. Matt's been in a
bunch of relationships.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
The missus has wanted to explore Houston with me, where
we now live, and so I've just been like popping
into the Google machine Mexican places to bring her because
the food in Texas is uniquely good and she's from Mexico.
And so the other night I found something called O
host Locos. I don't know if either of you have
heard of this before, and that means crazy Eyes in Spanish,
(19:32):
but I was like, oh, that's kind of a funky name.
And it says it's a sports cantina, so this might
be a bunch of fun. It's Mexican Hooters, that's all
it is. You show up there and it's the same thing. No,
it's the same thing, guys, And like all the food
is Mexican food.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Like everything about it seemed interesting and they were happening.
They were having a.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Happy aura or a happy hour, which like the drinks
were cheap and nice.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
But the misses was so mad when we walked in,
and I was like yeah, yeah. She's like, did you
do this on purpose? And I was like no, yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
That's a chain that could go nationwide.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Well it's it's there's a bunch of them.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I guess they're all over Texas and then there's a
couple in California and stuff, but yes, it could be
other places. I know it's O Hoo's Loco. I know
that Hooters is struggling. Oh's Locos is doing incredible. Apparently
I was packed in that place and again, and this
is the question, this is the piece of advice. We
did stay because I hate the whole walking in and
(20:32):
then walking out thing, So we we did stay in
the establishment. But the misses all week now has been
telling me like, I can't believe we stayed at OHO's Locos,
And I was like, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Did you have to sleep on the guest bed?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Maybe I should also mention and this is not important
and maybe a little bit TMI for the show. It
was also lingerie night at o Hoos Logos, which is
where they wear.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
That which I didn't.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I also didn't know there was a thing like when
we first walked in. I odt I brought her to
a strip club and I was like, this is this
is not good.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
See that you can't mix food with this kind of excitement. Okay,
I just don't think there's I just don't think the
worlds are supposed to collide here. I mean, I wouldn't
be when I go to have you know, tasty food,
like like a Mexican eatery I'm going to do buckets
of chips and I'm just gonna gorge on enchiladas, and
I'm not gonna feel very sexy, So I wouldn't feel,
(21:26):
you know, appropriate, being in that kind of mode with
female that I'm attracted to. So, in other words, I'm
not going on a date at a Mexican restaurant. I
can't do that because when you go, I go to eat.
So if she can be dancing around in lingerie. And
I hate to say this as a heterosexual man, but
I'm going to be focused on the chips and salsa.
That's really what it is. I mean, you can show
me whatever. You could have a poll in the middle
(21:49):
of the restaurant, and that's that's how you bring me.
My chips is in the laingerie and I'm still not
going to notice. I mean, I went the chips. I'm
interested in.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
That I got you. You know, I also defy anybody
to go. Not that I'm necessarily recommending this to the.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
O Hoo's Locos website, which is just Locos.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
It's safe for work.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
It is say for work.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
There's only one photo on the homepage that has a
lady in it, and she's wearing like a T shirt.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
It's not like she's wearing anything more risky.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
So based on just that information, I definitely assumed this
was going to be like a Mexican sports bar, and
I thought the Missus was going to be happy about it,
and I was going to be happy about it. And
you know, only one of us actually wound up happy.
Do they serve Marguerite's there, Yeah, they serve all kinds
of stuff, and happy Aura or happy hour is really
good pricing.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
By the way, maybe it was just this one local
franchise that you said, you know, our numbers are down
right now, we're gonna put rachelouses and lodgery. Yeah, that's
how we're gonna bump the bottom line. Maybe it's just
this one particular restaurant.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Well, by the way, I know this is a place
nobody can go in Indianapolis, so should probably stop talking
about it. But a happy hour there is five hours.
It's from two o'clock to seven o'clock, I know. So
it's it's a uniquely great place for a lot of reasons,
not the ones that the Missus was happy about.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Down and another one arises the world goes round, return.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
It to by the way this is.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
This is not connected, but it's a story I did
see somewhat terrifying. They don't have bikini baristas in Indie, right,
you guys don't have any bikini coffee shops, not in
my neighborhood. No, okay, yeah, this is a thing on
the West coast they do. A dude apparently tried to
kidnap a barista through the drive through window in Washington.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
That is a real story.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
The dude reached out as she was handing him the
coffee and tried to grab her arm and pull her
through the window. Thank god, Like that didn't work. It
was a terrible plan to begin with. But apparently they're
on the hunt now for this guy because they didn't
find him yet in Washington. They have his license plate,
they have everything, and he's he's missing. There's video of it,
like it went really viral. I got a wonder and
(23:50):
I know this is probably a bad way to turn
something serious into something silly.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
And I know we got to do traffic and like
a second.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
But what the plan was for the dude going into
the bikini drive through to try to rip the resta
through the window, Like I don't know what the expectation was,
do you have anything for that, Matt, real quick before
you do traffic.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
No.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
I think this is why you don't use to drive through.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
This is why you also go nowhere where people are
going to try to rip you out a window. I
think no bikini baristas should get these.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Chairs at a job.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
That's a fantastic for you.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Tony gats The Morning News ninety three WIBC.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
My name is Creig Collins filling in.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You have Matt and Carl hanging out as they do
every single morning on this show. A woman was charged
for driving with a metal staircase on top of her car.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
That's a real thing that happened. It happened in Canada.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Onlookers reacted to a glancing over to the car next
to you on the highway and seeing a metal staircase.
I'm sorry, something crazy on the top of the vehicle.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Too bad.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
There also wasn't a guy sitting in the passenger side
with his hand out the window holding it, because you
know that makes everything safer. But here's a little bit
of audio of people reacting out of the crazy thing
they saw on the road in Canada.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Can you drive like this?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
This is not what's a license plate? I just saw
that like helping.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Apparently indian woman was very upset and making sure that
everybody knew about it.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
But yes, it is not safe.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
I don't know if we have anything going on in Indie
today where people are driving around with ridiculous things on
the top of their car, but we can tell them
to stop.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
You drive a staircar around Indianapolis and it's going to
be full of a dozen people by the time you
get to your destination. We might think it's stairs. That's
really sure possible. Why are you getting into a staircar
that's anything other than at the airport?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
I think this is a concern. I have concerns for
this person, and it starts with having a driver's license
to begin with. Listen, where it's tough time. Sometimes I
get it. You have to get that wholesale vehicle. You know,
that's all you can afford car with that warranty. You
go for it. You go ahead and purchase it.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
One thing I love that you change into a stair
staircar because so you know it's a regular vehicle with
a metal staircase on top of it.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Going Okay, got job.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Matt but it is funny as an idea to see
somebody driving around in a staircar on the highway and
be like, Okay, that guy just could only find that
vehicle that was the only option for him to get
around in, and he's gonna feel happy about it.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Sure, Like a staircar going around full creeure parkway in
the big wines and everything. I like, And in my mind,
my childish mind, I'm like, man, that'd be kind of fun.
You know.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Wait if it didn't stop at a red light, an
actual staircar. I do see people trying to use it, Like,
where is this going?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I'd be the first one right and get on that staircar.
That'd be that'd be a blast. Man, what video?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You know how convenient it would be to drive a
staircar around too, Like if you ever needed it for something,
They're like, oh man, how do I get up there?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Well, I got a staircar if you.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Guys need that at your own friend, you know, if
you have an apartment up hide, Like I do you
know you just parked the staircar.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Have you ever been on the roof of something recently?
Anybody on the shield?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Oh wow, No, I don't think so where was it.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I was last year when I was living in Illinois
with a house that I owned, and the wife was
pretty sure there was something in the chimney, and she
was right.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
There was a raccoon in the chimney.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
And being up on the right and a bat that
that also happened being on the roof didn't help us.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
It wasn't good that they put me up there. That
did not make any of the situation better.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
And it's uniquely terrifying, man, because like the getting off
of the roof part is much more challenging than the
getting on the roof. So I'm just thinking about how
much a stare car would have been amazing to have
had when I was up on the.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Top of my roof, and I am sad I didn't
have one.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
So if you're on the roof and you do, say,
I get the courage to climb down the chimney to
unclog it in some ways, what are you going to
do when you meet the raccoon? I mean, what are
you going to do? Just grab them by the hand
and throw them out of the chimney. I mean, that's
a raccoon. That's something that's going to bite your face off.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah, I don't think my plan was to do anything
to remove it. By the way, I'm trying to think
back as to why I thought it was a good idea.
I think I just wanted eyes on to be like
it is. In fact, the raccoon, and it was it's
it started throwing stuff at me, and I immediately wanted
to leave it alone because it was not going to go.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Well for me versus raccoon.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
And yeah, the whole situation the bat, I remember that
I did tell that story.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Carl. You're right about that too. That was much more aggressive.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
The raccooni at least left me alone and tried to
keep living in our chimney. The bat definitely seemed like
it wanted to take me out, you know, forever. So
in both situations, though, not a good idea to climb
upon the roof.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
How COVID started right.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
The bat they were studying in the COVID.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Last Yes, that's what I'm saying. It could have been
a possum tooice.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
One other thing, this is interesting.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
It's quote the ugly side of borrowing money from friends
or family. A new survey shows that not only when
we borrow a lot of money from people we know
doesn't cause problems, but apparently Americans have had to do it. Recently,
fifty two billion has been borrowed from friends and family.
On top of that, forty seven percent of people say
borrowing or lending has caused serious conflict. I'll break down communication,
(28:52):
all kinds of things. Here's my question. I don't have
any family members loaning me anything equivalently close to my
share of fifty two billion.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
And where are these people? Who knows these people? How
are these people doing these order things?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I would love to have a family member that could
throw down a few thousand in my direction, and I
don't mind if we have a fight about it later.
I'll pay it back, I promise. But I'm not one
of the people in this group. Apparently this is a
big thing the internet's complaining about today.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Poverty builds character, Craig, that's the first thing. Yeah, it's
a listen. I mean, you know, it gets to an
age where you know you don't want to borrow anything.
I mean, I'm at an age now where I feel
a little bit like, you know, if I borrow money
from somebody, like from a family member, that I'm almost saying,
you know, I can't provide. But that's that's just pride.
(29:37):
That's just very prideful and everything. So if you do that,
you pay the money back, and that's what you do.
You have to pay the money back. You know, it
doesn't be a student loan or to your family. If
you take the money, you gotta pay it back, man.
And it sucks because you start to get back on
your feet and you're like, Okay, I finally have some
money coming in and then you're like, oh crap, I
have a doubt to pay off. But you gotta do it.
(29:59):
You got to be able to.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
I love the poverty builds character, man, because there's a
bunch of ways to add different spices to ramen noodles.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
You can make it all different kinds of things. Man.
You can even put meat in it for cheap and
that's a delicious meal. All right, we'll take it, thank you.
All right, we'll
Tony Katz, The Morning News ninety three WIBC. My name
is Craig Collins, filling in find the Parents. I'm totally
okay with that. I don't know why they would vote
this down. Mostly Democrats who voted it down. In Indye
leaders shot down a proposal for fines to be added
to parents checkbooks if their kids are past any sort
(00:26):
of curfew out in our community. In this community, I
thought it was interesting. Seven to four was the vote,
and the Democrats said that this was predatory and harming
low income families or some crap like that.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
First fine, I think was about one hundred bucks or something,
maybe more than that.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I know. The second fine was five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
The third one was fifteen hundred bucks, and everyone after
it's fifteen hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I had.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
The first result was just a written offense. I saw
that now.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
But anyway, see, this is the thing, and I don't
know how to say this in a way that well
I don't care actually in a way that people won't
get mad about. But you got to do something. The
violence is bad in Indianapolis. The increase of scariness is
not good.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's a weird way to say it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
And so you either send the National Guard in like
you're doing in places like Washington, d C. Which I
think a lot of Americans are actually pro and mostly
pro after you see the quality that life gets better.
You see the improvement no murders in multiple days in
DC when they averaged one every other day. That would
be great in India or anywhere else. And if you
(01:34):
don't do that, if you don't send in the National Guard,
then find them parents, make it a financial thing, and
make them force their kids to stay inside as much
as they can. Get parents more involved in being a
part of the solution, not people that are just putting
their arms in the air, like, well what can I
do as some people seem to do for kids that
are out there causing trouble. The curfew, which got renewed
(01:55):
I think back in August, remains in effect. But whatever
the penalty is. And a whole lot of Republicans are saying, look,
we can write it more cleanly, we can make it
make more sense if you're complaining about that, but we
need to do it, and I agree, because you have
to do something. What's crazy about the DC story the
after effect of activating the National Guard has demonstrated that
(02:18):
it is a tremendous success. You even had a DC
far left Democrats saying into microphones and pretending it was
their success that crime is down, And of course it is.
And here's the other part of that conversation. And I
know that's not necessarily what Indy's talking about. They just
want to find parents, and I think that would work.
I think more kids would be off the street and
(02:40):
following curfew because mom and dad would be worried about
having to pay money if their kids are out all
the time.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So again, that would be a good thing.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
But the other thing that I think is valuable when
you talk about the National Guard is are you afraid
of our military? That's when I ask somebody when they
talk about it. I'm not afraid of the men and
women who serve in our military and the likelihood that
they would not do something they were told to do
if it was bad, they would avoid or reject that order.
And if you're afraid of the military for some reason,
(03:10):
which it seems that some people are mostly far left
individuals and useful idiots is what people call them, or
just the Democrats seem to be afraid of this they
think that martial law and you know, the Gestapo and
all this stuff can happen in DC and other places
because of course they're convinced Trump is a dictator, even
if he's not. And so I just find that fascinating
(03:31):
because it starts with the foundation of do you believe
that men and women who serve this country through that
role of our National guard would actually do something to
harm innocent people?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
And I say no.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And if you don't say no, then you wind up
diving into a crazy set of rhetoric things, and you
go certain roads, and you wind up in a place
where you think that we're basically a Nazi Germany already,
which is insane. But if you don't want to go
that way, if you don't want to protect the streets
by bringing in more you know, extreme well I don't
even know if extreme is the right word, but more
(04:03):
valuable assets, then just take people's money away. And when
you do that, you'll see how quickly things change and
how many more parents are actively involved in the lives
of their kids.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
All right, we'll take a break.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
A lot coming up Tony Kats The Morning News ninety
three WIBC.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, in a good mood on.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
A Friday Tony Kats The Morning News ninety three WIBC.
My name is Craig Collins, filling in Matt and Carl
hangout as they do every single morning on this show.
Let's fire off a popcorn moment, shall we?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I can do this? There it is, there's a night
sweet popcorn audio. This is Minneapolis mayor.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Some are calling him the new John Wick, which is
so hilarious to me because he has no idea how
guns work.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Not that John Wick actually struggled with that. I think
he might be a little bit better at that kind
of stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
But anyway, the mayor of Minneapolis, who is taking every
single interview he can to talk about how guns need
be restricted. There but Jacob Pray says something utterly illogical
in the world of anybody who's ever been even around
a gun or even sort of understands a gun or
maybe his scene a John Wick movie.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
And let's see if you spot the problem in this statement.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Have more guns in America than we have people. The
reality is is that we have these assault rifles. They
can reel off thirty clips in conjunction with a magazine
before the person even needs to reload.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Wait, what, you can reel off thirty clips in conjunction
with a magazine before we.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Wait what did he say, let's try that again.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
We have these assault rifles. They can reel off thirty
clips in conjunction with a magazine before the person even
needs to reload.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
That's very confusing as far as a conversation goes, because
clips and magazine are the same thing to a lot
of people. But anyway, that is him saying that thirty
clips in conjunction with a magazine before you need to
reload in and that's the problem when the reality is
that people who make these laws who have no understanding,
like zero experience with a gun are the ones trying
(06:10):
to restrict them.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I think that at least, if you're.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Going to make laws about guns, you have to do
like a two weekend retreat at a gun resort and
fire guns and understand guns and understand why people like guns,
maybe talk to some of the other people at these ranges.
And then after that, if you want to make laws
that are stupid, I'm still going to reject them, but
at least know a little more about this stuff because
(06:35):
this rings very hollow. But that was his statement, and
by the way, I will say this, and I know
most gun owners know this, and it's so annoying i'd
have to do it. But when they describe assault weapons,
they mean anything that carries a certain number of bullets,
and that's not actually an assault weapon. Most of those
guns you do have to pull the trigger each time
(06:56):
you fire, so it's not the version that you see
and say a movie of automatic firing a weapon. They
just they just use this word interchangeably, and it's it's
not actually accurate. And AR fifteen is not an automatic rifle.
It is something that you have to fire again, shot
per shot, and it's not the thing actually killing people.
(07:17):
And I know the left hates when you say that,
but it's true that a gun is only a weapon
that hurts people in the hands of a deranged, you know,
mentally ill person. And by the way, and everybody also knows,
this is the last thing I'll say on the gun rant.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
If you made them illegal, the bad guys wouldn't care.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Killing people is illegal, and it doesn't seem to stop
people from doing it. So making the guns illegal doesn't
seem like it's going to be the avenue to actually
get a safer society. It seems like you might need
to do something else, something to actually address the issue,
because they'll still acquire whatever weapon they need to do
whatever it is they're going to do. All right, I'm
moving on other topics out there, And do you think
(07:57):
this is interesting? This is certainly a break and a
palace cleanser from the seriousness of that discussion and also
stupidity of that city leader.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Young people are putting ice cubes in.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Their beer, which is horrible. This is horrifying a lot
of people out there. Some are saying they're making versions
of me shillatas and other things, which is a drink
that has beer in it and tomato juice and other stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
But most people are just saying, like, the.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Beer gets warm and they don't like that, so they're
putting ice in it. And this is a trend that
is making people like me very very mad. I know
it's beer sample Friday, so I imagine maybe the guys
in the afternoon, Hammer and Nigel could react to ice
and the beer. Maybe someone should actually put ice in
their beers and see how they react to that without
(08:43):
explaining it. I would be curious about that. Does anyone
on the show want to react to ice in the beer.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I mean, if you put ice on the beer, you
just have a MICHELI like ultra Right, that's pretty much
what it is. It's true, it's none of it really
sounds good to be at all. This is something that's
just gonna water down. I mean, it defeats the purpose
of a beer, right, I think, just kind of dilutes
it and water it and make it a taste. I mean,
I was never crazy about the taste of beer. I
(09:10):
drink because it was there and it would make me.
It would make me fun, right, right, I know. But
you it's to me. I don't understand the purpose. I
guess it's a if you're in college, you can do
whatever you want. People will be like, yeah, you're in college,
you're you're in your early twenties. Go for it.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
But people will judge you.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Though, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You know the other thing that's funny about this, I'm
not an ice person on anything.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I don't put it in soda. I don't put it
in anything.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I don't know why, because it does it waters down
the taste of everything, even like soup. I'm like, now,
just wait for it to cool. I don't want to
put ice in that I'm an anti ice guy, which
sounds weird.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
It's not what you think it is.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I'm anti ice in the world of the actual product
we put in our our you know, drinks and food,
not the people who are cleaning up cities. Do you
use ice at all, Matt, Carl, anybody on everything?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Absolutely, it's it's a very American concept, Craig. We we
put ice on it, and we cool everything with ice.
We do everything with ice injury, So I is good man. No,
it's not. In Europe. They don't use ice. That's where
really very European not to use ice.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
You know, it's I don't know that I feel like that.
That doesn't feel good.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Communists, Carl said. It's communists that came from Carl, not me.
If you don't use ice, your comedy pan co comedy.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Hold on.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I love the fact that Carl did that off microphone.
He has a microphone he can use right then, Carl Ice,
get up.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, he didn't want to call me a comedy on
the air. He's like, he's the comedy man.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Carl was pretending someone else was yelling at from some
corner of the room.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Instead of it just being him.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
You're gonna knock at the door.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, Carl, you use ice too and stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I threw ice if I get a hot coffee because
I drink my coffee like it's a soda.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Gotcha. You know you can get cold coffee.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Right, No, but sometimes you know at work you can't,
so you have to put out water in it.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Well, you could put a whole pot of coffe be
in the fridge wait for it to cool down.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
You guys could do that. Take a little bit.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
It's going to break. I've tried that before because you
put it in.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Oh that the glass pot?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, the glass podcast.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Did they shatter? Is that a thing?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
No? I mean absolutely. I mean it'll just kind of
like crack and break, and then when you lift it
up you can be like, ooh, I don't want to
do this anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You said you learned this because you've done it before.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
No, Matt, Yeah, absolutely. I mean I've done all the
dumb things in the kitchen all.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Because I would I would like a social media video
of one of you guys putting the ice or the
glass pot in the fridge at WIBC and see what happens.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I really might start taking videos of my really obnoxious bachelor,
middle aged life because none of it makes sense. None
of it's normal, and none of it's it's just weird.
Everything I have to do to get through the day
is absolutely weird. And I look at it and I'm like,
is this really what you're doing at forty seven years old?
Then the answer is yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
But he fine with that? Are you what are you
talking about?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Because like, I'll give you an example for me, And
this drives the wife crazy. She's going to go to
Mexico for a couple of days for a thing. And
when she goes, I have the one, you know, container rule,
which I think I've talked about on the show.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Before I cook and eat something in the same thing.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I'll cook pasta in a pot, I'll let the pot
cool down, I'll dump all the water out, put the
sauce in, and I'll eat the pasta out of the
pot so I don't have to clean two dishes.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
This is a me thing, and people think it's sad.
Is that the kind of stuff you're talking about?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Absolutely, that sounds really soceful to me, Craig. It sounds
like a great idea. And I'm making a note right
now that's that's how we function on a day to
day basis. One of the weird things I do in
my bachelor life is I have to I don't want
to admit this. Wait for the context, Wait for the context.
I have to change my sheets about four times a week.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Right, sure, yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
And it's not it's not because I'm having you know,
Carl gets me here. It's not any it's I don't
want to use the word in continent. It's nothing like that.
It's because when I'm falling asleep eating my dinner, which
is last night, seven bowls of ohmeal, oh man, just
(12:59):
I sleep and it spills all over the freaking place.
I mean just all over, and it sticks to the
sheets and it looks like it looks like I was
in continent to a degree. I have to peel the
sheets sometimes before I go to work, before I come
in for morning rush with Tony and Carl, and then
I have to throw it in the in the thing. Yeah,
(13:20):
the tumblr whatever you call that washing. Washing that is
so good. I mean, listen, you say I'm waking up
every morning with soiled sheets. People go to a place,
but that's what's happening. And it's like four times a week.
I'm like, I have to wash my freaking sheets again
today because I can't eat dinner in bed.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Well, yeah, see, that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I'm sure someone has recommended to you to stop having
the snacks in the bed, to try to eat them
somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
But I imagine there's a problem with that too for you.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Matt.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Well, some day sleep at the table.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Go ahead. Yeah, I'm gonna be married some day and
some day it's all gonna stop. I'm gonna have a
woman and she's gonna be like, hey, you can't eat
the oatmeal in the bed, and I'm going to try
it a couple of times just see what kind of
woman she is she can actually tolerate this. Because if
you can tolerate your back being as itchy as it
gets with dried oatmeal on the sheets, so you can
tolerate any of my bs, I promise.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
And that's the one can I ask at night when
you're eating the oatmeal in the bed.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I'm just real curious.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
One last thing, I know, we got to get to
a break when you're eating the oatmeal in bed and
you're starting to nod off or you like telling yourself.
Not again, Matt, not again, stay awake, and then eventually
you're going to sleep.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I'm so conscious of what's going on. It's just like
you just got to stay awake until this camp counselor
gets killed in this horror movie I'm watching, you know,
just stay awake, you know what's coming. And then next
thing I know, I'm out. I wake up. Oatmeal, bulls
all over my bed, oatmeal stuck everything, stuck in my hair,
stuck to my back. It's just it's just a mess.
And the problem is, I know someday I'm not going
(14:49):
to be able to do this anymore. So I'm kind
of doing like you've gone away to college for the
first start of your life type of thing, you know,
except I'm forty freaking seven years old. You know about it.
You're supposed to get out these habits a little bit now. Cramp.
I ever ramped closed.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You say you also have a cramp.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, I cramp a little bit. So that's nicome.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Tony Cats in the Morning News ninety three WIBC. My
name is Craig Collins, filling in, thrilled to be with you.
A whole bunch of stuff to talk about. It is
time to do the marketplace segment brought to you by
Indiana Unclaimed. The best way to get some free cash
is to just go to Indiana Unclaimed, put in your
info and see what money Indiana owes you, and they
(15:30):
will send it. All three of us have made some sweet,
sweet cash from doing that thing. Today's and this was
Carl's idea, a great idea of Carl to throw it
on my way and to look it up.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
And there's a bunch of options.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
But it's a food tray and actually specifically nineteen eighty
two ET Extraterrestrial ten TV dinner tray that you can
get for twenty bucks. The bad you got to drive
to Cincinnati, Ohio an hour and a half. The good
you don't have to spill out me all over yourself
when you go to sleep at night. This is specifically
for Matt Behair. Matt, how do you feel about the
ET TV tray?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I think ET was one of the scariest movies I've
ever seen in my It was the it was the
people in the in the white suits, you know, the
guys that were hunting down ET and they were trying
to find Et, and you know, he was just kind
of like, you know, like a good like a good
little alien creature. And you know, we all know by
now that you know space creatures need to be eliminated
(16:23):
on site.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
But it's sure, yeah you learned that.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
It's I mean, I think this is cool. I mean
it's a movie from my youth. This Blues Brothers. What
else Star Wars episode? It would have been seven I
think episodes. I mean, I love all these movies and
this would be a nice little piece of nostalgia. You have.
The price is right, you.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Know, at twenty bucks, I can do twenty No maybe.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
And I heard, yeah, I heard producer Carl might be
going to a Reds game soon.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Maybe he can grab this on the way back.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
What was the et lunchbox on Amazon? I wonder what
the cost is.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
That n't go to Amazon? You got to Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Plus the watchbox doesn't it doesn't help you with the
oatmeal problem that we were talking about earlier.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Having spills.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah, it's uh, I mean, it's a TV train. But listen,
you can't like attach this to your chest or anything.
You have to have something that can grip onto you know,
like maybe like a little safety belt or something. And listen,
got do you have a BIB? I have a towel.
I have a hand towel you can.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Use so when you fall asleep in the oatmeals.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
I'll tie my socks together. It's the best I count there.
But I don't have a lot of resources. I mean,
I mean, there are a thousand reasons.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
But yeah, I gotta be honest real quick. I have
on my Bengo card for today questions. I didn't expect
someone to ask someone else, do you have a bib?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Is right on that Bengo Cardan's I had a thousand
thoughts when Carl asked me that. And it's like, dude,
I'm not eating like olive garden my bed or anything.
It's not like something with red sauce all over. But
then again, you know it compared compared to like something
sticking to your sheets, you can get the oatmeal because
that just sticks. I mean, red sauce is going to
be there for fine life. Yeah, and I have expensive
(18:05):
sheets I paid like thirty five dollars for.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
If you talk bread sauce in the bed, they would
think there was a murder in the bed.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yeah, I'd rather just think that I'm in continent in
my bed rather than me killing somebody.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Five thirty five bucks? Was that the whole package? Was
that the blanket and the sheet.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
The whole one thread count? Baby? These are hotel sheets.
You would find it the Cocoa Hotel up.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Or what the Sorillas or so?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Now, Soyrilla's you're not getting bed sheets, you're getting neck ties. Okay,
that's what you get, Craig, Cerrilla's is a local store
where you buy where you buy things that what was.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
That hotel in Illinois, Craig.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh, yeah, the Sibars or Clipper. There's a bunch of those.
Did we talk about that on the radio, Matt or Carl?
Or was that actually on the other thing?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Okay, all right, yeah, Cibarros as a Mexican eater.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
In a pizzeria.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Right, you just mentioned a Mexican eatery and I have
a weird this is not related, but it's a weird story,
and I just want some advice.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
This is Carl's a married guy. Matt's been in a
bunch of relationships.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
The missus has wanted to explore Houston with me, where
we now live, and so I've just been like popping
into the Google machine Mexican places to bring her because
the food in Texas is uniquely good and she's from Mexico.
And so the other night I found something called O
host Locos. I don't know if either of you have
heard of this before, and that means crazy Eyes in Spanish,
(19:32):
but I was like, oh, that's kind of a funky name.
And it says it's a sports cantina, so this might
be a bunch of fun. It's Mexican Hooters, that's all
it is. You show up there and it's the same thing. No,
it's the same thing, guys, And like all the food
is Mexican food.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Like everything about it seemed interesting and they were happening.
They were having a.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Happy aura or a happy hour, which like the drinks
were cheap and nice.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
But the misses was so mad when we walked in,
and I was like yeah, yeah. She's like, did you
do this on purpose? And I was like no, yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
That's a chain that could go nationwide.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Well it's it's there's a bunch of them.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I guess they're all over Texas and then there's a
couple in California and stuff, but yes, it could be
other places. I know it's O Hoo's Loco. I know
that Hooters is struggling. Oh's Locos is doing incredible. Apparently
I was packed in that place and again, and this
is the question, this is the piece of advice. We
did stay because I hate the whole walking in and
(20:32):
then walking out thing, So we we did stay in
the establishment. But the misses all week now has been
telling me like, I can't believe we stayed at OHO's Locos,
And I was like, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Did you have to sleep on the guest bed?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Maybe I should also mention and this is not important
and maybe a little bit TMI for the show. It
was also lingerie night at o Hoos Logos, which is
where they wear.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
That which I didn't.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I also didn't know there was a thing like when
we first walked in. I odt I brought her to
a strip club and I was like, this is this
is not good.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
See that you can't mix food with this kind of excitement. Okay,
I just don't think there's I just don't think the
worlds are supposed to collide here. I mean, I wouldn't
be when I go to have you know, tasty food,
like like a Mexican eatery I'm going to do buckets
of chips and I'm just gonna gorge on enchiladas, and
I'm not gonna feel very sexy, So I wouldn't feel,
(21:26):
you know, appropriate, being in that kind of mode with
female that I'm attracted to. So, in other words, I'm
not going on a date at a Mexican restaurant. I
can't do that because when you go, I go to eat.
So if she can be dancing around in lingerie. And
I hate to say this as a heterosexual man, but
I'm going to be focused on the chips and salsa.
That's really what it is. I mean, you can show
me whatever. You could have a poll in the middle
(21:49):
of the restaurant, and that's that's how you bring me.
My chips is in the laingerie and I'm still not
going to notice. I mean, I went the chips. I'm
interested in.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
That I got you. You know, I also defy anybody
to go. Not that I'm necessarily recommending this to the.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
O Hoo's Locos website, which is just Locos.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
It's safe for work.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
It is say for work.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
There's only one photo on the homepage that has a
lady in it, and she's wearing like a T shirt.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
It's not like she's wearing anything more risky.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
So based on just that information, I definitely assumed this
was going to be like a Mexican sports bar, and
I thought the Missus was going to be happy about it,
and I was going to be happy about it. And
you know, only one of us actually wound up happy.
Do they serve Marguerite's there, Yeah, they serve all kinds
of stuff, and happy Aura or happy hour is really
good pricing.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
By the way, maybe it was just this one local
franchise that you said, you know, our numbers are down
right now, we're gonna put rachelouses and lodgery. Yeah, that's
how we're gonna bump the bottom line. Maybe it's just
this one particular restaurant.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Well, by the way, I know this is a place
nobody can go in Indianapolis, so should probably stop talking
about it. But a happy hour there is five hours.
It's from two o'clock to seven o'clock, I know. So
it's it's a uniquely great place for a lot of reasons,
not the ones that the Missus was happy about.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Down and another one arises the world goes round, return.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
It to by the way this is.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
This is not connected, but it's a story I did
see somewhat terrifying. They don't have bikini baristas in Indie, right,
you guys don't have any bikini coffee shops, not in
my neighborhood. No, okay, yeah, this is a thing on
the West coast they do. A dude apparently tried to
kidnap a barista through the drive through window in Washington.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
That is a real story.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
The dude reached out as she was handing him the
coffee and tried to grab her arm and pull her
through the window. Thank god, Like that didn't work. It
was a terrible plan to begin with. But apparently they're
on the hunt now for this guy because they didn't
find him yet in Washington. They have his license plate,
they have everything, and he's he's missing. There's video of it,
like it went really viral. I got a wonder and
(23:50):
I know this is probably a bad way to turn
something serious into something silly.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
And I know we got to do traffic and like
a second.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
But what the plan was for the dude going into
the bikini drive through to try to rip the resta
through the window, Like I don't know what the expectation was,
do you have anything for that, Matt, real quick before
you do traffic.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
No.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
I think this is why you don't use to drive through.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
This is why you also go nowhere where people are
going to try to rip you out a window. I
think no bikini baristas should get these.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Chairs at a job.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
That's a fantastic for you.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Tony gats The Morning News ninety three WIBC.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
My name is Creig Collins filling in.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You have Matt and Carl hanging out as they do
every single morning on this show. A woman was charged
for driving with a metal staircase on top of her car.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
That's a real thing that happened. It happened in Canada.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Onlookers reacted to a glancing over to the car next
to you on the highway and seeing a metal staircase.
I'm sorry, something crazy on the top of the vehicle.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Too bad.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
There also wasn't a guy sitting in the passenger side
with his hand out the window holding it, because you
know that makes everything safer. But here's a little bit
of audio of people reacting out of the crazy thing
they saw on the road in Canada.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Can you drive like this?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
This is not what's a license plate? I just saw
that like helping.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Apparently indian woman was very upset and making sure that
everybody knew about it.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
But yes, it is not safe.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
I don't know if we have anything going on in Indie
today where people are driving around with ridiculous things on
the top of their car, but we can tell them
to stop.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
You drive a staircar around Indianapolis and it's going to
be full of a dozen people by the time you
get to your destination. We might think it's stairs. That's
really sure possible. Why are you getting into a staircar
that's anything other than at the airport?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
I think this is a concern. I have concerns for
this person, and it starts with having a driver's license
to begin with. Listen, where it's tough time. Sometimes I
get it. You have to get that wholesale vehicle. You know,
that's all you can afford car with that warranty. You
go for it. You go ahead and purchase it.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
One thing I love that you change into a stair
staircar because so you know it's a regular vehicle with
a metal staircase on top of it.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Going Okay, got job.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Matt but it is funny as an idea to see
somebody driving around in a staircar on the highway and
be like, Okay, that guy just could only find that
vehicle that was the only option for him to get
around in, and he's gonna feel happy about it.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Sure, Like a staircar going around full creeure parkway in
the big wines and everything. I like, And in my mind,
my childish mind, I'm like, man, that'd be kind of fun.
You know.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Wait if it didn't stop at a red light, an
actual staircar. I do see people trying to use it, Like,
where is this going?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I'd be the first one right and get on that staircar.
That'd be that'd be a blast. Man, what video?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You know how convenient it would be to drive a
staircar around too, Like if you ever needed it for something,
They're like, oh man, how do I get up there?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Well, I got a staircar if you.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Guys need that at your own friend, you know, if
you have an apartment up hide, Like I do you
know you just parked the staircar.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Have you ever been on the roof of something recently?
Anybody on the shield?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Oh wow, No, I don't think so where was it.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I was last year when I was living in Illinois
with a house that I owned, and the wife was
pretty sure there was something in the chimney, and she
was right.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
There was a raccoon in the chimney.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
And being up on the right and a bat that
that also happened being on the roof didn't help us.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
It wasn't good that they put me up there. That
did not make any of the situation better.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
And it's uniquely terrifying, man, because like the getting off
of the roof part is much more challenging than the
getting on the roof. So I'm just thinking about how
much a stare car would have been amazing to have
had when I was up on the.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Top of my roof, and I am sad I didn't
have one.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
So if you're on the roof and you do, say,
I get the courage to climb down the chimney to
unclog it in some ways, what are you going to
do when you meet the raccoon? I mean, what are
you going to do? Just grab them by the hand
and throw them out of the chimney. I mean, that's
a raccoon. That's something that's going to bite your face off.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah, I don't think my plan was to do anything
to remove it. By the way, I'm trying to think
back as to why I thought it was a good idea.
I think I just wanted eyes on to be like
it is. In fact, the raccoon, and it was it's
it started throwing stuff at me, and I immediately wanted
to leave it alone because it was not going to go.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Well for me versus raccoon.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
And yeah, the whole situation the bat, I remember that
I did tell that story.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Carl. You're right about that too. That was much more aggressive.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
The raccooni at least left me alone and tried to
keep living in our chimney. The bat definitely seemed like
it wanted to take me out, you know, forever. So
in both situations, though, not a good idea to climb
upon the roof.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
How COVID started right.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
The bat they were studying in the COVID.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Last Yes, that's what I'm saying. It could have been
a possum tooice.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
One other thing, this is interesting.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
It's quote the ugly side of borrowing money from friends
or family. A new survey shows that not only when
we borrow a lot of money from people we know
doesn't cause problems, but apparently Americans have had to do it. Recently,
fifty two billion has been borrowed from friends and family.
On top of that, forty seven percent of people say
borrowing or lending has caused serious conflict. I'll break down communication,
(28:52):
all kinds of things. Here's my question. I don't have
any family members loaning me anything equivalently close to my
share of fifty two billion.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
And where are these people? Who knows these people? How
are these people doing these order things?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I would love to have a family member that could
throw down a few thousand in my direction, and I
don't mind if we have a fight about it later.
I'll pay it back, I promise. But I'm not one
of the people in this group. Apparently this is a
big thing the internet's complaining about today.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Poverty builds character, Craig, that's the first thing. Yeah, it's
a listen. I mean, you know, it gets to an
age where you know you don't want to borrow anything.
I mean, I'm at an age now where I feel
a little bit like, you know, if I borrow money
from somebody, like from a family member, that I'm almost saying,
you know, I can't provide. But that's that's just pride.
(29:37):
That's just very prideful and everything. So if you do that,
you pay the money back, and that's what you do.
You have to pay the money back. You know, it
doesn't be a student loan or to your family. If
you take the money, you gotta pay it back, man.
And it sucks because you start to get back on
your feet and you're like, Okay, I finally have some
money coming in and then you're like, oh crap, I
have a doubt to pay off. But you gotta do it.
(29:59):
You got to be able to.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
I love the poverty builds character, man, because there's a
bunch of ways to add different spices to ramen noodles.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
You can make it all different kinds of things. Man.
You can even put meat in it for cheap and
that's a delicious meal. All right, we'll take it, thank you.
All right, we'll
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