Tuesday Night Cigar Club

Let’s imagine a scenario together, shall we? What would happen if an atypically handsome podcast host selected two movies for the show’s nightly film discussion that divided the podcast crew to such extremes that it changed the course, the future, of the podcast forever? Wouldn’t that be fucking crazy? Yeah, yeah it would. Links to the audio and video versions of this monumental episode are located at the bottom of this page. Enjoy...

Who doesn’t like ninjas? I mean other than the dudes who are killed by ninjas, as they most likely hate(d) ninjas. Well, we here in The Corner Of No Hope love us some ninjas! And tonight that love, that passion for the hooded warriors, will be put to the ultimate test… the stakes have never been higher and you’re just going to have to click the links below to see how it all ends!   THE CIGAR – POWSTANIE CONNECTICUT CORONA GORDA “JU...

Welcome everybody to The Tuesday Night Cigar Club episode 166! It’s our first ever Mother’s Day Love-Your-Mama-With-Everything-You’ve-Got Spectacular Bonunzo! Sorry, that should have been, Bonanza! No no… sadly we got drunk as usual and completely missed Mother’s Day so this will just be a random very weird episode of the podcast, the one podcast that always leaves you with something to latch on to, errr, something to think about! ...

Oh boy… tonight’s show is a fun one! Way back in 2017, we tackled the original classic Road House and not only was it an epic episode but our beloved Yak Boy almost lost his life during the taping of it. Turned out he was just passed out drunk and not dead. Thankfully. So will anybody lose consciousness and topple off their seat tonight? You’ll have to click the links at the bottom of this page to find out. LET’S PARTY!!!!!   THE C...

So, I suppose, tonight is our big AMERICA episode. We’re smoking Red Meat Lovers cigars, we’re chugging beers, and we’re time traveling back to sweet 1986 to talk about cute beach babes in bikinis. It doesn’t get more ‘Merica than that! Or at least that’s what our great nation was at some point in fairly recent history before everything got weird and everyone decided to be angry and pissed off at each other 24/7. But we here at the...

Tonight is our 9th Annual Spooktastic Drinking & Drinking Some More Boorific Drunkathon Bonanza Spectacular! Bonanzas 1 through 8 must have been pretty damn spectacular because we don’t remember any of them. Ah precious alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems…   THE CIGAR – BRICK HOUSE BRICKTOBERFEST 2023 by J.C. NEWMAN CIGAR COMPANY Size: 6 x 52 (toro) Wrapper: Ecuadorian habano rosado Binder: Nicaragua Filler...

We’re back! You know, it’s hard to leave a lasting impression if you never actually leave. So we’ve been doing a few less shows this year but when we do show up HOT F’N DAMN are the end results something special. Starting with our year-end visit from Steve Saka these latest episodes are all right up there with our most entertaining ever and we’re grateful that you keep watching, listening, and partying along with us. Let’s do it!!!...

Do you loyal listeners remember, many years ago, when I was kicking around some alternate names for the show due to the sad fact that we can’t advertise or do much of any marketing promotion because of the word “cigar” being in our name? Well I was listening to a Metallica interview the other day and James was telling the story of how they wanted to name their debut album back in 1983 “Metal Up Your Ass” with album art featuring a ...

Welcome to The Tuesday Night Cigar Club’s 8th Annual Puketastic Drinkathon & Drinking Some More For Some Reason Extravaganza!!! Or some shit like that. It’s special nights like this when I actually miss the 4 of us getting together in one room and clinking our pints together in revelry, in true friendship. But inevitably Tut would spill his Guinness all over the place so it would appear as if we all peed our pants and another St. P...

Happy New year and all that bullshit you say when you can’t think of any other way to start the episode page you’re typing up!!! No seriously, we’re glad you’re still alive and have managed somehow to find your way back to The Corner Of No Hope. I mean, let’s be honest here, if you are a longtime listener or viewer of our inebriated circus you probably have a raging alcohol or substance abuse problem and it really is cool that you’...

We’ve had some epic conversations over the years with one of our favorite people in the cigar industry, Mr. Steve Saka of Dunbarton Tobacco & Trust. And tonight is certainly no different. As usual, no subject is off limits (anal beads, donkey dicks, Angela Lansbury, etc) and we feel that this chat will be equally entertaining and educational to both hardcore cigar nerds and casual listeners alike. But then again we’ve been wrong be...

Trick or treat! Yes, it’s the final chapter in our 8th Annual Drunken March (aka Pathetic Stumble) To Halloween! Eight years of marching to Halloween means eight long years of seeing Tut squeeze in to his glorious bright orange pumpkin t-shirt. Check him out on YouTube, the ladies love him and you will too. Guaranteed!* THE CIGAR – HERRERA ESTELÍ TIENDA VINTAGE CIGAR LOUNGE EXCLUSIVA by DREW ESTATE Size: 6 x 52 (toro) Wrapper: Conn...

Welcome everyone to The Tuesday Night Cigar Club episode 156! Our 7th Annual Drunken March (stumble) To Halloween begins tonight!!! This is always our collective favorite part of the year and we kick things off in a big way this evening. So take a ganders below at what you’re in store for and then click the audio and video links at the bottom of this page to JOIN THE PARTY! THE CIGAR – NÚMERO UNO L’AMBASSADEUR by JOYA de NICARAGUA ...

It’s summer time baby! Ugh just kill me now, it’s so fucking hot and miserable outside… Anyhoo, it’s been a while since we seduced our way in to your eye and ear holes and a major reason for that was your favorite podcast host finally got Covid after all this time. So that took forever to bounce back from, actually I think I may still have it… that shit lingers boys and girls. Covid’s like genital herpes only there was absolutely n...

This evening we celebrated 4/20 the responsible way… by getting nice and drunk. But seriously folks, tonight’s show is a true contender for our best episode ever. You’re in for a treat. First up is our exclusive interview with Bill Gould, legendary musician and founding member of the greatest band to ever take the stage – FAITH NO MORE! Bill joins us to discuss his amazing rakija plum brandy Yebiga, his career, and the special expe...

Before we get started tonight I’ve got a bit of BREAKING NEWS to share with everyone. I, Matt A. Cade, chairman-in-chief of The Tuesday Night Cigar Club have just issued a No Fly Zone order for the air space directly above The Corner Of No Hope here in Central Texas. As of this evening at 9pm CST any Russian aircraft that dare fly over The Corner Of No Hope risk seeing me standing outside taking a rockin’ piss while giving their pi...

So tonight’s show conversation covers everything from sex, vegetables, sex with extraterrestrial vegetables, and naturally there’s some baseball talk as well. Ok, we don’t really discuss the sport of baseball so much as we focus on the controversial Twitter posts of “Dillon” the Portland Pickles minor league team mascot… Apparently Dillon got a little risqué recently and in a world full of daily bullshit in the news, even more bull...

Welcome everybody to the 26th annual Tuesday Night Cigar Club Shitfaced Bowl sponsored by Four Loko Malt Liquor! No no, welcome everyone to The Tuesday Night Cigar Club episode 151, it’s actually our 6th Annual Ho Ho Ho-rrific Christmas Special and Yuletide Celebration Extravaganza Bonanza! Or something festive like that… happy birthday Jesus! THE CIGAR – SIN COMPROMISO PALADIN DE SAKA by DUNBARTON TOBACCO & TRUST Size: 7 x 50 (box...

Everybody have a nice Thanksgiving? Well loyal listers of the show will know that it’s been a rough stretch here for me this year, going all the way back to 2020 when this whole shitshow began, so I have something to tell you all and I hope that maybe by me sharing this it can help one of you out there who’s going through something similar. So the day after Thanksgiving I checked myself in to an outpatient rehab program. It turns o...