Two Chunks And A Hunk
Two Chunks And A Hunk is a movie podcast where hosts Jordan, Doz, and Carter muse about movies, and they hope it's appealing to mostly everybody. Listen on Mondays as they play movie-related games (most of which they are very bad at) and on Tuesdays as they rate films according to the Scientific Cinema Scale (a rating system of their own design which they insist is flawless).
Episodes
December 22, 2020 • 54 mins
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Godmothered. we bemoan the fact that we're not reviewing Elf or Enchanted, and Carter demonstrates his automotive self-sufficiency.
This episode contains spoilers for Godmothered. Obviously.
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December 21, 2020 • 23 mins
In this bite-size Mini-Monday, it's beginning to look a lot like Synops-Us. Gather round the blazing Yuletide fire and listen as we spin yarns starring angels, bank employees, and a certain grumpy lumpy mean green Christmas Machine.
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December 15, 2020 • 49 mins
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Happiest Season, Jordan makes peppermint hotdogs, Doz makes a meat Swiss roll, and Carter makes sure we all get along.
This episode contains spoilers for Happiest Season. Obviously.
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December 14, 2020 • 53 mins
In this barely-bite-size Mini-Monday, we attempt to break down the absolutely massive list of Disney announcements from last week. But it's hard work, so just like any other hard working boys, we blow off some steam by hitting the links.
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December 8, 2020 • 54 mins
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we travel all the way to Fullerton to review Dolly Parton's Christmas musical, Christmas On The Square. This movie's got all the classic holiday traditions you know and love -- a rhinestoned angel who undoubtedly smells of hairspray, a whole smattering of songs you'll instantly forget, a father who blasts out impressive vocal runs in his daughter's hospital room, and a Chris...
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December 7, 2020 • 46 mins
In this special Mini-Monday, we're celebrating one hundred Mini-Mondays with the return of a long-forgotten game and the Voltronification of two bonafide classics. And if you've listened to even one of the past ninety-nine episodes, you can probably predict exactly how these games will go.
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December 1, 2020 • 51 mins
In this, the perhaps most-anticipated episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Feliz NaviDad, Melissa Joan Hart's new Lifetime film that bears a suspiciously similar title, lead actor, and general premise to the joke film we wrote two years ago. We know which version we prefer.
This episode contains spoilers for Feliz NaviDad. Obviously.
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November 30, 2020 • 42 mins
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we're going back to the very beginning. Deep in the primordial podcast past, we wrote a fake Hallmark movie called Feliz Navi-Dad about a single parent finding love over the Christmas season. And now, in this two thousand and twentieth year, Lifetime has made a movie called Feliz NaviDad about a single parent finding love over the Christmas season. Join us for a trip down memory lane as we revisi...
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November 26, 2020 • 59 mins
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review High School Musical, Carter makes the new worst joke ever on the podcast, and Jordan and Doz fight about the perfect crime.
This episode contains spoilers for High School Musical. Obviously.
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November 25, 2020 • 30 mins
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday (or is it a widdle bitty Widdle Wednesday?), we play Movie Golf (Lower Score Wins) and we're playing for all the marbles. The winner gets to decide which streaming platform each Podboy will have to choose a movie from for our next series!
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November 17, 2020 • 58 mins
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Smart House, but most importantly, we each take turns putting our feet in our mouths and saying the worst things we've ever said on our podcast. We've got that Night Time Recording energy in this one, and we may never recover.
This episode contains spoilers for Smart House. Obviously.
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November 16, 2020 • 30 mins
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we do some work for the James Bondiverse (that may have already been done), we play a riveting round of Movie Golf: Lower Score Wins, and we disagree about our first date story.
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November 10, 2020 • 60 mins
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Zenon: Girl Of The 21st Century, Jordan makes nachos, Carter can't skate, and Doz does a good talk.
This episode contains spoilers for Zenon. Obviously.
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November 9, 2020 • 41 mins
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Extra Credit robs us of our mental faculties and leaves us grasping at straws when trying to remember the name of a Hugely Popular Nineties Sitcom. Don't worry though, we do manage to come up with about a dozen wrong names for the That's So Raven Sequel.
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November 3, 2020 • 56 mins
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Luck of the Irish, but mostly we spend a fair amount of time talking about talent shows, lip synching, and Trader Joes.
This episode contains spoilers for The Luck of the Irish. Obviously.
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November 2, 2020 • 29 mins
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we play journey down some seldom-traveled Rabbit Trolls, we wonder if NASCARS have horns, and we bring you the latest salacious details of our blood feud with Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
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October 31, 2020 • 31 mins
In this SURPRISE BONUS EPISODE of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Hocus Pocus, we find our Halloween spirit, and Carter refuses to drink coffee.
This episode contains spoilers for Hocus Pocus. Obviously.
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October 27, 2020 • 63 mins
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Silence of the Lambs (finally giving Carter a chance to talk about his favorite movie), we do lots of bad impressions (but it's no skin off our backs), and we discover that Buffalo Bill has been working on secret projects for Marvel and for Fashion.
This episode contains spoilers for The Silence Of The Lambs. Obviously.
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October 26, 2020 • 28 mins
In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we play some Extra Credit. If you've listened before, you know how it goes. We cleanse our palates with some Rumpelstiltskin (a game that we literally can't lose), and we find out the exact boundaries for the size of a monster.
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October 20, 2020 • 62 mins
In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Get Out, Jordan is very interested, Carter sings some acoustic guitar, and Doz discovers the ugly truth about Zordon's popularity.
This episode contains spoilers for Get Out. Obviously.
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