Two Jacked Bros

We came into this one a little fired up! One of those high octane ruff and ridiculous theory sessions that you live for.

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We talk about Kanye crying with his mouth open, Trader Joes and their crazy customers, and how the Zulus came up with one of the sneakiest tactics ever. 

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Everybody has an opinion about Will Smith's and Jada Pinkett Smith's relationship, but we only care about their genitals. Topics include: Will and Jada Pinkett Smith's genitals; the cargo short era; and the Church of Adonitology (the worship of thick butts)

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We try to figure out whether or not our current landscape can facilitate Whimsy. Then we establish a racial slur that can be used for all races.

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Finally got my computer back and we hit the ground running. In this episode Ansley has to dig her way out of the cancel zone, Sidney tries to figure out if black people have enough power to yell "White Power" in public in this climate, we discover how white people are like Roger Rabbit, and a sick story about an ancient chick named Iesha. This episode was so fun to record.

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Charged up from celebrating birthdays and father's day, Sidney and Ansley hop in Murder Shed Studios to deliver the top shelf goods. Topics include: Insane dad speak, how black people invented chilling, why Hitler is like the Pyramids, whether or not Sidney is a descendant of the Zulu warriors, and so much more! This episode is hilariously chill.

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Another wild one from wire to wire. Topics include: Sidney figuring out how to abuse his new powers, the proper way to celebrate Loving Day (inter-racial couple day), a little Zulu talk, and the 5 paths to enlightenment.

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While driving home from a day trip to the beach we jump on the mics to deliver that hotness. This episode comes with some free ASMR from the sound of road tripping. Some quality butt talk, breaking down human hierarchies, and Ansley stumbles onto instagram porn... this episode is the lighthearted fun you need in these uncertain times.

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Karens, and Riots, and Truth, Oh My! I promise this episode is funny even though the we're inching ever closer to a anarchic post apocalyptic society. Doesn't mean we shouldn't laugh.

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After Sidney addresses concerns about whether he's black enough for Joe Biden, Ansley assures him that he's not. Then, no longer encumbered by Joe Biden's all seeing eye, things turn up. Topics include: whether Joe Biden's comments were actually offensive or not, the difference between observation and judgment, some heavy accusations about the brain being lazy during dreams, and so much more. 

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Back in Murder Shed Studios the team gets real in the moment and really connects with the human condition. But hilariously because no matter how in the moment, we're still two retards in a shed. Topics include: Sidney's confrontation at the creek, a return of our segment "Who Would You Fight... This Week", a discussion of whether or not black people can have fetishes, and so much more.

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Fresh off of yelling at the kids, we once again meld our cosmic vibes in Murder Shed Studio. In this episode we talk about our need to touch other people, Sidney is trying to steal Elon Musk's identity, how women give men tunnel vision, what it's like to be rich on paper but poor in life, and so much more. This episode is feels like it's constantly more fun than you expect it to be... even though you expect it to be rea...

Sidney has been absolutely loving America lately and Ansley might possibly be ready to stop mocking him and start loving the Stars and Stripes herself. This causes Sidney to become wise in an instant. We recount Ansley's most recent mind blowing feat of human physical effort. Then out of nowhere, the most watchable and ridiculous reality show ever is birthed to life right in front of your eyes and ears.

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This episode is the perfect episode to put out in conjunction with launching our patreon. It's nuts. Topics include: How spite makes beautiful kids, Sidney's love of the movie Extraction, doing steroids for freedom, the world turning on Ellen Degeneress, fisting, and Ansley drops some more knowl...

We never usually include our pre-show soundcheck talk but we just watched a prank where a girl made her boyfriend think he caught her cheating in their bed, and we talk about it. It was too funny to delete. Other topics: Reminiscing on Pat O'Brien's dirty voicemails, Ansley's Drunk-Jitsu, Dr. Phil's comeback into Sidney's life, and the rise and fall of a Persian God King. That's right... We brought learning ...

It's the Midweek Quick Set!! We jump back into Murder Shed Studios to talk about the recent guest we've reached out to interview, abolishing the family, and people that make things happen no matter what.

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In an epic return to form, both the ridiculous and the somewhat informative coalesce into a harmonic listening experience. Topics include: Some much needed holiday pandemic rules, both how to know when a black party is fun & when a white party is fun, how Ansley flattened her white girl curve, and why Sidney doesn't hate women but also what's wrong with women. This episode is also hilariously peppered with information a...

Ansley decided she wanted to do an episode dedicated to helping relationships during the pandemic... and this is the insanity that came from that. Topics include: Pat Robertson's reason for the pandemic, Sidney's new obsession with a very particular Dracula, and wether or not the use of "Karen" is a racial slur. 

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