Slave Massa Protag, the Booty Bandit Princess, and the Ice Wolf Slave Loli are frolicking in a river when the decision to engage in legally questionable activities is made. They walk into town to presumably apologize for contaminating the town's drinking supply with their love juices but end up killing a homeless man and punking a dusty merchant into submission. That's when they're attacked by the strongest swordsman in the land before she gets bootied down and gets her virginity snatched like a thief in the night.
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