Rogue Hero Grapes His Way Through Town To Find Hottie – ***Review of Rance: The Quest for Hikari Episode 1 Part 1***

A pimp that doesn’t belong in the medieval era sends a junior pimp in training to find a red headed cutie who got recently kidnapped. She’s rich, she’s cute and she’s well-endowed which makes her a prime candidate for the medieval pimp to send the junior pimp AKA a well-renowned hero to rescue her and reunite her with her family before likely introducing her to his pimp hand (a strong handshake…to her face…but only when she’s out of line). Speaking of lines, the Crackhead Hero must have been doing cocaine because he tries to grape his way unsuccessfully across town to find this chick. In his anger, he makes his slave cheer him up by aggressively exercising with him for everyone to see.