Captain Dicks A Lot has decided to raid Redo of Rapist's village and kidnap the innocent folks there to parade them around in chains and threaten their lives unless Redo of Rapist himself turns himself in for execution. Captain Dicks A Lot then violates Redo of Rapist's mother by playing "paddy cake paddy cake bakers man bake me a cake as fast as you can" with her in front of the whole village, to everyone's complete and utter disgust and horror. Everyone knows that game is for children. Redo of Rapist's mother is not a child, but a woman. Redo of Rapist gets angry and takes out his pent-up frustrations on the Booty Bandit Princess and the Ice Wolf Slave Loli by exercising aggressively with them. Captain Dicks A Lot then gets Dicked A Lot.
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