We left things off last time with Captain Dicks A Lot AKA Discount Zuko getting an involuntary sex change and channeling his inner fire nation as he play wrestles with 4 titans from Attack on Titan. Now the Booty Bandit Princess's little sister, Sit On Me If You're Not Strong has entered the equation and she likes sitting on full-grown men despite being of a younger age range and making them bark enthusiastically.
The Booty Bandit Warrior flashes back to when he receives the golden nectar of the Gods from Sit On Me If You're Not Strong in his past life and he's scared because she can tell that he doesn't do crack anymore even though the Booty Bandit Princess (the mage hero), The Shakespearean Lesbian (the sword hero) and the Big Black Man From Behind the Dumpster (the gun hero) are convinced this guy is cracked out of his mind. That's okay though because he might kill her, but probably not though because apparently golden showers don't factor into his revenge plan for some reason.
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