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November 6, 2023 42 mins

Review for the anime "Noir"

Synopsis: A sexy blonde assassin chick is emailed out of the blue by a random Japanese school girl who turns out to have ties to her past. They meet in a mutually agreed upon and respectable location, an abandoned warehouse, where the blonde chick is gonna kill the Japanese school girl because SCREW HER, that's why, but then a bunch of men in black looking goon squad looking dudes show up to ambush them so the girls decide to team up and clap their cheeks.

Then they decide they're really good at clapping cheeks together and form an unstoppable assassin team and start hunting down the Illuminati, who had clapped the cheeks of the sexy blonde assassin chick's parents long ago.

Oh, and went it's all said and done, the sexy blonde assassin cheek still promises to clap the cheeks of the Japanese school girl because SCREW HER, that's why.

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