We Talk, You Die

We Talk, You Die

A fast paced "Roy and HG" employing a unique sense of crass Australian satire. A collection of our radio shenanigans. The Faptacular One Hour Special, Tom And Julz Crack A Fat + Our many interviews.

Episodes

We Talk, You Die21 - Tom's family issues.

January 27, 2012 • 13 mins
1. Enjoy! 2. Fair enough.
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We Talk, You Die20 - Awkward Moments.

January 9, 2012 • 14 mins
1. Intro. 2. The phone isn't working for our phone-less segment! 3. Hooley Dooleys 4. Fapping in public. 5. Getting caught. 6. Julius wants a facebook stalker.
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We Talk, You Die19 - Summer Television Show Ideas.

December 23, 2011 • 11 mins
1. If you're blind and failed to comprehend the title - it reads as follows: "We Talk, You Die19 - Summer Television Show Ideas.". 2. In other words, I'm a complete idiot.
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We Talk, You Die18 - Tom talks Mitsubishi.

December 2, 2011 • 13 mins
1. Mitsubishi. 2. Toyota. 3. Honda. 4. Generic brand. 5. Audi. 6. BMW. 7. Mercedes. 8. Just naming cars. Just, naming cars.
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We Talk, You Die17 - Peak Oil.

November 20, 2011 • 12 mins
1. Spread out content over the next 5 months! 2. Something about bush fires. 3. Wateer.
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We Talk, You Die16 - I Cannot Remember.

November 5, 2011 • 14 mins
1. Since I actually can't remember and can't be stuffed listening to another 15~ish minutes of the show, it's truly a mix bag! 2. Enjoy!
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We Talk, You Die15 - Talking Wood and Regrets.

October 12, 2011 • 16 mins
1. Tom!? What the hell, why didn't you prepare!!!?! 2. Tom gives me a gobbie during the song, although i probably shouldn't mention this. 3. What are your biggest regrets? We share ours. 4. (Excluding this podcast itself).
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Ghostwood Interview

October 9, 2011 • 8 mins
Listen to Tom fanboy his way through a phonecall with Gab, the lead vocalist of Sydney band, Ghostwood.
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We Talk, You Die14 - Tom likes to crash his car.

October 3, 2011 • 22 mins
1. We waste 22 minutes of your life. 2. No seriously, it's gone forever. 3. It won't magically come back. 4. ...and no. You can't sue us, it's in the terms and conditions.
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We Talk, You Die13 - Mixing Brands and Bus Guy.

September 26, 2011 • 16 mins
1. Because we have all the solutions to your problems. 2. When Pepsi and Coke Unite. 3. Some dickhead on the bus decides to be a dickhead. 4. We name and shame celebrity pets.
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We Talk, You Die12 - FAPTAC Festival Guide!

September 19, 2011 • 18 mins
1. A comprehensive guide on a bunch of bullshit we made up. 2. Jackie Chan Masturbates into a crowd of people. 3. That obviously never happened - but fuck you! 4. Dangerous Dogs appreciation week.
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The Faptacular OHS - Episode 11

September 12, 2011 • 16 mins
1. Getting a celebrity to help co-host! 2. Our experience using needles. Legally. 3. Why women are not interested in me!?
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The Faptacular OHS - Episode 10

September 6, 2011 • 19 mins
1. We're protecting you from bush fires goddamn it! 2. Arsonists don't kill people, fires do! 3. Tips on how not to burn the house down. 4. Please don't be an arsonist.
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The Panda Band Interview

September 5, 2011 • 6 mins
Tom chats to Perth's own The Panda Band above the Northcote social club before their album launch show. We Talk, You Die is going national on ya'll! (Due to technical problems, some of the interview was lost. We apologise)
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The Faptacular OHS - Episode 9

August 30, 2011 • 22 mins
1. Chrissie Swan: Australia's sweet heart aka. her blood content is 90% percent sugar. 2. We hate Chrissie Swan. We hate Australia even more as we make her deputy prime minister 3. Worldwide disasters. Fuku-something-a 4. FAPTAC the trading card game. 5. Sac-tap or finger your lecturer! It's a guaranteed winner!
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The Faptacular OHS - Episode 8

August 25, 2011 • 18 mins
1. Julius is feeling a little depressed. 2. Officially toilet trained. Sucks. 3. Thomas is an immense racist! Would rather have sex with Emma Watson than Morgan Freeman. 4. Excellent episode - One of our best!
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Deja Interview

August 21, 2011 • 17 mins
Tom was lucky enough to get to chat with Jack & Claire from the Melbourne band Deja straight from their apartment in Fitrzoy. Scoop central. www.dejatheband.com
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The Faptacular OHS - Episode 7

August 17, 2011 • 9 secs
1. Julius mixes the best of Cooking and Renovating shows! 2. That's basically it, so check it out! 3. I'm just adding another random bullet point to make it seem like more is actually happening that necessary. Chill. 4. With that said, definitely one of our funniest episodes!
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Buchanan Interview

August 12, 2011 • 11 mins
Tom interviews Josh Simons, the lead vocalist and keys player from the Melbourne band Buchanan.
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The Faptacular OHS - Episode 6

August 10, 2011 • 18 mins
1. Julia Gillard: Redder than Alice Springs. 2. Let's chuck in a nork cam during question time, Amanda vanstone gets her tits out on Big Brother. I then throw up. 3. Royal wedding madness! 4. Bad royal wedding gifts: Princess Diana's ashes.
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