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Jon Bon Jovi Convinces Woman Not to Jump Off Bridge in Nashville. Man wanted for sex act with cucumber in Northwest DC. Japanese scientist develops treatment that can help cats live up to 30 years. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAF...

Navy officer demoted for secretly installing internet on warship to check social media. Anger grows over topless medical exams of young girls in Japan schools. Man gets emergency surgery after sticking 2-foot eel up his butt. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the offi...

Peru confiscates hundreds of frogs used as aphrodisiacs. Spanish supermarket shoppers using pineapples to search for love in surprising new craze. China warns students against ‘beautiful women’ and ‘handsome guys’ who might turn them into spies. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ ...

Cat makes surprise return home four days after being cremated. Drunk Las Vegas Woman Stole Coffin with Body from Funeral Home. Woman Set Fires in Greece to Watch Firefighters and Flirt. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Machete-wielding naked Floridaman attacked mailboxes in southwest Florida. Machete-wielding Floridaman vandalizes mosque, leaves bacon at door. Florida woman brings two machetes to an axe-throwing bar. Machete-wielding Florida maintenance man accused of threatening pickleball players. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/...

Claw machine games are Rio de Janeiro’s new public enemy. The first teacherless AI classroom set to open in London. Lonely dolphin may be behind series of attacks on swimmers in Japan. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and ...

Witch doctor under house arrest for failing to “resurrect” dead person. 1 in 3 vegetarians admits to eating meat when drunk. Workers in Japan can’t quit their jobs. They hire resignation experts to help. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://W...

Wells Fargo Bank employee found dead in her cubicle 4 days after last scanning into work. South Korea district offers 1 million won just for starting romantic relationship. Husband admits adding cocaine, MDMA to wife's Cokes in hopes he would marry her daughter. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official ...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman pulled out a gun when she was denied dog adoption. Florida woman walked around outside naked during neighbor's birthday party. Floridaman wields machete and demands people buy his meth at the mall. Florida Woman Arrested After Lesbian Threesome In Public Pool. *See video - https://youtu.be/Ij7p2XFDx6E?si=cDMQ3AbrNuCfBMB0 // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnew...

Coworkers left office worker alone on a mountain during hiking employee retreat. French opens up naturist exhibition to nude visitors. Fighting sexual temptation? Play badminton, Hong Kong tells teenagers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at htt...

Woman learns she is allergic to her own period. Romanian infiltrates the police force and works as an officer for over a year. Taliban bans women from singing and reading in public. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyj...

Austrian surgeon let his teenage daughter drill hole in patient's skull' Companies in China suspend work for employees to play new video game, Black Myth: Wukong. Legendary rock band faked farewell tour to sell more tickets. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com an...

Chick-fil-A plans to launch streaming service with original shows. Late French film star Alain Delon wanted his dog buried with him. World's oldest man says 'it's just luck and fried food' as he celebrates 112th birthday. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.c...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman bleeding after hair transplant arrested for refusing to leave plane. Florida’s official tourism site removes ‘LGBTQ Travel’ section. Floridaman jailed for impersonating a pizzeria and delivering disgusting pies. Floridaman doctor couldn't hear colonoscopy patient scream because he wasn't wearing hearing aids. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy...

Hackers may have stolen the Social Security numbers of every American. College football team will wear QR codes for in-game tipping. Apartment complex bills woman who died $15,000 for breaking her lease. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http:...

Man in hospital after being slapped in the face by a whale’s tail . Woman who was filmed performing a sex act with a trout faces court. In This Michigan Town, the Mayor Was a Dog. Now, They’ve Elected a Horse. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at...

Flights cancelled in Japan after scissors go missing. Woman admits being part of monkey torture network. Couple sues Atlanta hospital for allegedly losing part of patient's skull following brain surgery. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at h...

Iowa man allegedly shoots his father in face after complaint about smelly feet. Woman tries to run boyfriend over with car on their way to couples therapy. Alaska Airlines flight makes sudden diversion after pilot says he's not certified to land the plane. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official websit...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Annual Florida Python hunt: Florida has dangerous animals that can kill and here's a list of the deadliest. Floridaman drives semi truck into Tampa strip club after being kicked out. Florida Boaters Keep Finding Cocaine in the Water. Floridaman stabbed roommate over argument on who spent the most on fueling their car. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jone...