Why Is Harriet Crying?

Why Is Harriet Crying?

Harriet cries regularly and is an absolute emotional mess of a woman. Sunil hasn't shown emotion since he was six and tripped over a dog. They attempt to find equilibrium but usually wind up bickering about whose approach is more stupid. Sunil Patel is a multi award winning stand up. He won Reading New Act of the Year 2011 was a finalist for the BBC New Comedy Award and appears in Channel 5 series Borderline. Harriet Kemsley has probably won more awards than Sunil and has performed stand up on The Radio One Comedy Lounge, The One Show and appears in Jo Brand's new Channel4 Show Damned. She had an off day in the Reading New Act of the Year Final 2011. Produced by Eliot J Fallows.

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May 22, 2022 23 mins
ORIGINALLY RELEASED 12/01/2022 ON PATREON

Harriet's moonlighting as a builder. Sunil isn't allowed to go to the toilet.

Who makes a mess by the end of the episode?

It's anyone's guess.
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 22/12/2021 ON PATREON

Our holiday episode is full of festive things like star jumps, baby talk and dragons...
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May 20, 2022 25 mins
ORIGINALLY RELEASED 08/12/2021 ON PATREON

It's a bonus episode! For you! And only you!

Sunil's got ANOTHER idea for a new podcast and you're going to hate it.
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 22/11/2021 ON PATREON

High drama in this week's bonus episode, dear Patrons...

We've got gas leaks, we've got vomit-chat, we've got the surprise return of Harriet's evil twin who's after the family fortune thanks to another sinister plan...

(we've got two of those things)
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 09/11/2021 ON PATREON

Panties for the men! Aftershave for the women! A bonus episode for the patrons!

'Tis the season of giving!
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May 17, 2022 27 mins
ORIGINALLY RELEASED 26/10/2021 ON PATREON

Welcome to our creepy crawly Halloween special! (We hardly mention Halloween at all)

Also we discuss the appropriate times to eat cheese and Harriet offers an alternative to screaming. Very scary, actually.
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 12/10/2021 ON PATREON

Harriet is ill and can't laugh. If she laughs too much, she'll throw up...

Anyway, here's one of the funniest episodes we've ever done (if you ask us, anyway)
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May 15, 2022 30 mins
ORIGINALLY RELEASED 28/09/2021 ON PATREON

Two words: Production values.

Forty-five more words: We're a bit excited about the new studio setup so there's a chance a lot of this episode is about the cameras and visual stuff. It won't always happen, but you'll have to imagine how good it is if you don't watch the video episodes.

End of episode description.
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May 14, 2022 34 mins
ORIGINALLY RELEASED 14/09/2021 ON PATREON

There's a brand new setup and a very justified professional outlook (thanks to the support of our beautiful Patrons)

This show is going to be 100% flashy, flawless and in no way a shambles.

Welcome to When Is Harpit Cryng?
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May 13, 2022 30 mins
ORIGINALLY RELEASED 31/08/2021 ON PATREON

Exciting news alert!

We're half way through setting up our new permanent studio space! It has a sofa and actual space and lighting... Very exciting.

Also Harriet has news.

But the studio though, right? That's the major announcement here... Nothing else.... Nope...
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May 12, 2022 23 mins
ORIGINALLY RELEASED 17/08/2021 ON PATREON

Sunil's got a new addiction and Harriet is desperate to weight-lift with an old mattress. Just another regular episode of your favourite podcast.
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May 11, 2022 28 mins
ORIGINALLY RELEASED 03/08/2021 ON PATREON

Now you didn't hear this from us, but here's a new bonus episode... allegedly... you can't really prove anything...
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 20/07/2021 ON PATREON

There's a brand new thing we're using to judge each other and ourselves...

What's your Primal Zodiac animal? (we just googled it and went to the top result, like the professionals might)
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 22/06/2021 ON PATREON

This week, Harriet and Sunil talk about briefcases, portion control and dancing at weddings.

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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 08/06/2021 ON PATREON

Dog pee? Not around here, Officer. The only thing this podcast has is pure entertainment and a  BIG PERSONALITY.
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May 7, 2022 33 mins
ORIGINALLY RELEASED 25/05/2021  ON PATREON

Bobby's on a trip away so sweet boy Sunil is being very kind and caring towards Harriet.
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 11/05/2021

Recorded on-stage at the Bill Murray before our live show, please enjoy this special bonus episode for you and only you (not even the other patrons have this. You're our favourite.)
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 27/04/2021

Harriet vs The Post Office.

Who wins?

Only one way to find out...

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May 4, 2022 24 mins
ORIGINALLY RELEASED 13/04/2021

NOTE: Much like the Mood Board episode, this is another episode that benefits from the video, so if you're that way inclined, maybe look at us looking at our hands.

It's time for Harriet to reveal her new magic power, which is reading the crinkles on our hands to tell us things that are definitely true.

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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 30/03/2021

We've decided to live like the pandemic will actually be over soon, so get ready for the most hopeful, joyful and oblivious episode we've ever done. Just for you because you're special to us.
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