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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, guys, this is our Marine coming to you from
Los Angeles with a very special episode of Will You
Accept This Rose. We did a live podcast last Sunday
at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles and we did live
draft picks. Now, when we did them, ABC had not
put up the official bios or photos, so we had

(00:21):
to cobble together our own bios and photos that we
found online. So we will be posting on our website
and on our Facebook account the photos that we were using,
and we can put up some of Anna's bios. But
it was so fun. Wells Adams was there, Lance bath
Eran fully, Rob Benedict Paget Brewster and a special guest.

(00:44):
You guys will have to listen to hear. Also, if
you enjoyed this and you want to come see us live,
we will be doing another live show. It's San Francisco
Sketch Fest Sunday, January nineteen at one pm. We have
confirmed Paget Brewster I will be there. We have Analyze
Puccini from the Bachelor in Paradise from last season. We

(01:08):
have a new person, Mk. Paulson who's just wonderful. So
we hope you guys come and more people are being added,
as well as the fact that we're now on I
Heart Radio. So anyway, long winded, I hope you all
are having a wonderful holiday season and we'll be back
on iTunes everywhere you get your podcast, but I Heart
Radio and we'll be back starting after January six is

(01:32):
the first episode on ABC, so we'll be going up
on the eighth. Okay, happy holidays, everybody, buy And of
course if you're jones in. In the meantime, you can
always listen along on our Patreon bonus episodes where we're
doing The Bachelor of Australia. We put the first two
episodes up on our regular feed so you can kind
of get a taste of what we're doing. But it's

(01:53):
such a fun season and if you just can't wait
until next year, you can always been to watch us
or binge listen on Patreon. Welcome to Will you accept
this throws a production of I Heart Radio. Your Word,

(02:39):
Your word? Please, Welcome to the stage. Are Marine. Thank
you so much, you guys, Anna HOSTI and Kenny load
you guys. Oh my god, you guys came, you came.

(03:07):
If you abill that, they will calm you. Guys. For
those people born after two thousand. That's a movie reference
from Back of the Day. Believe it or not, Kevin
Coster wants hunky Man. He was the guy so winded. Hello,
Welcome to the very first ever Los Angeles Live podcast.

(03:33):
Welcome to the very first ever Draft Pick Live podcast.
Welcome to the very first ever will you accept this
Rose podcast on? I Heart radio podcast now work? Oh oh,

(03:53):
she got fancy, She got fancy. I know. I'm like, Oh,
she's so over herself. I'm like about all right, radio,
I'm so excited you guys. Has everybody like, let's just
fucking goodbye n nineteen like eating back of Dicks John nineteen.

(04:14):
If you're just listening to me for the first time
and I heard radio, it's gonna be like this. I'm
so sorry. Come on, we're ending the decade. Here we go.
Let's do it in a classy man or shall we
get go away? The first person joining me on stage
is my platonic life partner. I had a party on

(04:39):
my birthday party last night. We danced all night, ladies
and gentlemen. Aaron fo that's nothing I tell one when
I pay taxes, I have a mortgage because Aaron Folly.
I like her cutties from Rhode Island. And that's your
seat or there, that's your microphone, take your coffee erin.

(05:01):
How are you? You're right green chair? I and my
boyfriend right next. That could have gone real bad, but
I think that we nailed it. Like for a moment,
I was like that was like, no, this is what
we do. This is what we do, guys, we only
have so much time. First of all, donnasty typewriter, thank

(05:22):
you for having us see type fire J D Vanessa popcorn.
We've been drinking, yeah, hammered. I gotta I have a
symbol of wine. Uh. I gotta keep it moving because
we have like seventy eight contestants to discuss and seventy
eight people on stage, and half of us are gonna
be trying to win. Peter Pilots hard. Next up is

(05:45):
a man, Peter Pilot, who has been Bachelor of the Year.
He has been Bachelor. My mother J J Marine Guard
rest are shows. She wanted to fucking dat him and
he said he would have dated her. That's it. He

(06:07):
plays god usupernatural. I love him. I'm I propose to him.
Ladies and gentlemen, roll yes, I give it an eight
point six. Eight point six coming into a nine, coming

(06:29):
into a nine. Yeah, that's your saying. Your seats on
the end, your seats on the end. Nobody puts baby
in the corner. Been anchor down here? How handsome is he?
Are you freaking kidding me? Look at him? Look at
the space. He's a movie star. He's a fucking movie star.
I'm excited. There's popcorn. Oh my god, there's popcorn. I

(06:52):
would cast you as like the male like you're like
the modern day Robert Redford. You got a nice vest on.
I'm all it's all for you. Did you have thank you?
Did you have fun up my party? Lesson? Oh? I
got I had so much fun. It's so much fun.
There's a d J I do. There's a tarot card reader.
Carol Carter signed up for spots. I picked the devil

(07:14):
car joke. I was like putting my coat in the
back room and I opened the door and there's a
lady there with the cards like welcome. Yeah, I knew
you were gonna come in herewies your year, speaking of
your year, ladies and gentleman. Our next guest, a woman
with the most symmetrical face, I've ever seen. It's so

(07:36):
hard to look at her. I don't know what to do.
She is my secretary of stage. Uh you minore for
Criminal Minds, Ladies and Gentlemen Page Bruce pat coming out

(08:06):
with a bottle of wine for those at home, and
I love it. And showing the road and get a
lot of people back there and see people, Okay, showing
the road. Show on the road. Coming up next a
woman that you don't want to work with because she
might also be on the FBI. She is a friend
of the podcast. She's a friend of Pagrick brewisters on
Criminal Minds, Ladies and Gentlemen. Arristin Banks. Carristaid, Well, now

(08:36):
that's your seat right there. You've got a great outfit
on listen. It's an amazing I told her, like, I
love her picture. I love it and this photo shoot.
Think we all did together that I stopped doing keto
so I looked different. I love your hot librarian. Look, yeah,
she's like as opposed to my hot librar. And look
right now, yeah she's turned with the fair. Nothing beats this,

(08:58):
she's turned but fair. I'd like, did I just get
out of my temp jow from what is like I
workiester just alight speaking of my work at searches, tolay
my inner my inner animal, my spirit animal, like the
person who you all know if I was a contestant

(09:19):
in an other world, another place in time. This is
obviously the person I would pick. He might mix a
great drink, he might talk with scallops on his fingers.
I don't know. He might be getting married to a
very delightful and adorable gal for all a modern family show.

(09:41):
Ladies and gentlemen, Well this is your say, did you
hear this? All? I'm playing from you? It's so it's
so appropriate that you found the vodka. Yeah, because you're

(10:04):
the bard im playing mbop for you. Because I remember
you went on a date in Paradise with the beautiful
Ashley I and you said your favorite album was Talking
Head stopped making sense, and she said her favorite album
was Bop. Hearing it again, did it change your mind?
That's where stopped? I think that's great coming up next,

(10:28):
and I'm not even lying. Should my schedule not change?
Is the person that I'm going to be doing the
amazing race with in August, figure dared. I think we're
doing it. We're not gonna win. I already said that
in the tape. I'm not I'm a fearful person. I'm
afraid of heights. I don't don't speak another language. I

(10:52):
pe all the time. But I can stay up for
days on end. And my friends still and Chris, who
I know we're here, can vow for that that I
could stay for days. You also know him from insinct
ladies and gentlemen, my future husband. Last bit when we

(11:15):
are damn no matter what I do, um, I just
filled my water everywhere. That's not a euphemism. I literally

(11:35):
spilling my water. Guys, be cool, we keep it classy.
Are you guys satisfied with the lineup? Are you like
this is more lineup than I could possibly imagine? Well,
fucking hang on to your sheets, okay, you guys your
she like your your paper sheets or your bit sheets

(12:00):
randomly broad here. I actually just your seed. It should
be your socks. I actually just I'm a real turn
that stumbled in here. I found a microphone. I've got
a gray I got a gray duplex in the valley
with an open floor plant, window treatments. Hang got to
your chintz drapes. We have a guest that to me

(12:23):
is Bouchelor Royalty. It's like it's like Mega Markos Hiler,
you know what I mean. It's like Cat Middleton Mega Marko.
It's like we have a princess from the from the
franchise um. She also recently got married. She hosted I
Don't Get a Podcast. I harassed her and frightened her

(12:46):
at Lant's Basses. Pumpkin Patch landis a gentleman athlete. I
can meddle fantastic. It's a whole new round. Want to
tell us where? Hello? Actually, did you play this at

(13:11):
your wedding? Did you play a whole new world at
your wedding? Okay, where's your microphone? There's your microphone? Okay, great,
you guys, how about this fucking lineup? Are you kidding me?
I'm so excited and nervous. I'm so excited and nervous. Okay,
does everybody have does everybody have their sheets so they

(13:32):
can play a long? Oh we came to play here's
the lay of the land. You guys have listened at home.
We're picking out our top three, so like three people
that may or may not get boned in the windmill
the final one. We're picking our top crazy our top
villain drunk on the first night, and we want to

(13:53):
add it on the bottom because last time both Lance
and Katie got it, they guessed who the next bet.
They guessed that Peter was going to be the next Bachelor,
So we will throw in who's going to be the
bachelorette and it might be one of the top three. Okay,
So here I want to also just preface this with
ABC has not released these yet, so God bless my

(14:15):
friend Laurie, the historian of the Bachelor, because we're a
spoiler free podcast. So she deep dove online and got
us some bios and Anna made spent like her whole
day of work making power points, and we're gonna put
them on our website and we're gonna put them on
facebooks and you can play along at home. But because
we only have so much info, we're going to be
guessing the rest and making it up about what their infos.

(14:39):
So we're gonna start We're so I'm gonna start, and
then we're gonna go I'm gonna read one, and then
it goes well with ar We're gonna go around um
and and then when you guys can play it along
at home, Okay, you guys, ready, Okay. Our first person
up is Avelina. It is Pern ev Unley Evenly Evan

(15:02):
Lovenly Elkins. She's twenty seven. She's from Fort Worth, Texas.
She's a sales repining for a family steel company, but
she's also models for the Campbell Agency. Of course, she
graduated from TCU with a bachelor in science and ranch management.
That's totally made up, and she's she's friends with Jasmine

(15:25):
only at Texas Christian University do they support a major
that is ranch managed? I was ranch management. I was
a major in real estate in a minor ranch management
ranch houses. I feel like she's cute, Joe. Look about her.

(15:48):
She doesn't look like she has any secret tattoos. Maybe
there's like a hip one like I think i'd want
to get on her ranch. I'm already voting that she's
gonna be the drunk one on the first Do you
think that was gonna be fine? Who really are thought
drunk in the first night? Who was drunk on the
first night on your season? Ashley s Okay, was she

(16:09):
the one that talked to the plants? Great? It was
on brand for her. It was like yes, yes, and
she she went all the way through two seasons of paradise.
I feel like talking to the animal, but she talked
to raccoons. Yes, she went through two seasons of talking.
Who was drunk on your first night? I believe it
was Daniel the Canadian? Okay, Yes, he was an amazing

(16:33):
contestant until he realized he was an amazing contestant. Like
when he was just unfiltered and truly just being his
weird self, he was great. And then when he was
like playing the part of his weird self, I was
not as into it. The only thing I remember of
Daniel that first night, I think he I don't know
if he got in the pool, but I do remember
he got to do his speed of that was like
a Canadian. That's his bit. That's kind for sure. But

(16:55):
I remember his tie was very short. It was it
was like the opposite it of Donald Trump's time. Yes, yes,
and everyone was making fun of his time. He was like,
it's going to cover my Canadian flag when I take
my pants off, and I can't be too long. Yes,
right here with Chad like dishoveling meat on the first night.

(17:16):
That came later, All right, Well, somebody keep track from me,
because I'm not good at this. I'm going to say
she's in the running for me. Really, we'll keep tracking. Okay,
all right, so I'm gonna do a little in the running.
Well if you can also play name is too difficult
to say. You don't think she's in the run. Listen
if you're up there handing out roses. Yeah you can't. Yeah,

(17:41):
you're right, can't be like, let's get it out immediately.
I can't say this name. I'm surprised because looking at
the photos, it seemed like they had a choice in general,
either between like a tube dress or like, I'm just
a nice someone girl. There's like there's like jeans like
sexy country girl, and then tube dress. I would have
thought she would have gone for a sexy rancher. Okay,
I'm to say she's in the running. Next up, well's

(18:02):
your next? Alright, So this is Peyton Moran or Moran. Okay,
she's gonna be trouble. She's troubling right off the bat.
I gotta say I'm a little shocked that she went
two hands in the pocket. That's a wild card with
thumbs in the belf loop. Excuse me. And she had

(18:23):
a poka pooka shell bracelet. Oh well, says a lot
about you. I'm also from Rhode Island, and like Wellesley
mouse is nice, but like a math, like a Massachusetts,
like a masshole. Like when she gets drunk, it's the
equivalent of like real house. But like, what are you
saying to me? How's your fucking mother? All right? I
mean behind the water slide. I can hear her now
saying that, like looking at her. Yeah, she's like, you

(18:44):
don't like my alright, well let's see you put your
hands in your pockets. Alright, alright, well do you think
your breaks? Are you thinking better than me? Because you're
from sucking Monterey? Okay, big little lies, let's see where
you're alright, alright, had Meryl Streep sucking teeth and you
get a scam? I don't think. So this is the show.
This is the show. Next minutes, all right, I'm gonna

(19:09):
knock her as a potential crazy okay. So um. We
don't have a lot of information about her online. She
has a linked in, yeah, linked out for what what's
her business? I don't know what it says? She logged off,
look up what Alice's a l y C E Yeah,

(19:30):
I have her down for drunk first night, I do
do do do filling, and then I read about her
and there's nothing either either. There's nothing enough interesting for
her to be online at all. She has no presence
or the presence was so interesting they just cleaned it.
I'm gonna guess back tattoo. I'm gonna guess back tattoo

(19:52):
for ramp Stamp Butterfly and I would like to. I
don't know if this is another thing we're doing, but
are we going to keep score of them? What is
this the smocked tube? Because I feel like the stylist
of Coals had their hands all over this and for
many other pictures. I think it he's gonna make out

(20:15):
with her once and the other girls are gonna get
mad like they're gonna have sexy times once, like they're
gonna grind, and then people canna be like, what the fuck?
Why is he with Peyton? And then she'll get drunk
and still drunk, like did you are you talking about me?
I feel like she's got like seven tubetops under that
top they keep guarding top. She first, first of all,

(20:35):
she definitely going to be in arguments all the time. Yeah,
I love it all the time. I'm all in for Payton.
I hope she lasts at least till like they go overseas,
or maybe she could really surprises. Maybe she went to Wellesley.
She's like brilliant, and she's like she went on the Bachelor. Yeah,

(20:57):
so no, we've Harvard girls. We've got Harvard ladies. Pardon,
I looked it up. Alice. Alice is an AI power
direct mail and swag platform. Wait. I don't even know
what words you just said. Say that way that it's
an artificial intelligence power direct mail and swag platform. So

(21:17):
it's like mail order. What is this? That's the robots
selling swager? What do you know what that is? I
don't think you can sell swag. I think we can
all agree that it's not as cool as ranch management. Okay, great, Aaron,
you're rob Oh wow, here's another hum dinger. Oh she's cute,

(21:44):
she's cute. Yeah, she looks too nice. She's too nice,
too nice for this world. Okay, Aaron, Well it's weird
the first sentences. Too nice for this world. Um. Karen
or twenty three, Roswell, Georgia, currently a student at Kenneth's
Kenne Sauce State you diniversity, which is made up majoring
in public relations. Who hasn't with the minorant fist Sure,

(22:08):
judging by this interview, she wants to be a social
media in red flag red flag you say, you can't
say it chest your cards, just don't say it. But
at least she didn't say, you know, like the they
want to be called genie's. Now for some reason heard
that that is the most wrong. What do you mean

(22:29):
social media influencers want to be called genie because they
make magic happen. Shut the l no. No. So if
she says that it's done, oh my god, when we go,
you're talking about I will sell at anything. Zal Dazzle.

(22:53):
A free robot sent to your house that said that
we did. I got a free robot was a and
I said you're a genie. I was like, thank you,
you needed that. Miss Brewster. Here we go. Number four
a Layah ben la Vitez San Antonio, Texas. She is
Miss Texas. That's a big deal and competed this past

(23:13):
May in Miss USA. She did not place in the
top Okay, okay, that's back in the None of you
placed in the top fifteen either. Not one person in
this right, it's probably because of her jeans. Oh my god,
I did not see that lot of kids wearing the

(23:36):
jeans with the bow these days. So well, just gonna
wear when he gets married. He's, by the way, new
drinking game. Every time a contestant has one hand, how
did you drink? To drinks? Thumbs in belt loops, finished drink. Okay,

(23:59):
you should all do cocaine. No, I didn't say. I'm
not advocating. I have a question for Ashley. I I'm
going to nominate her for for a possible Craig Cray.
I think here's my question for Ashley. I I noticed
starting on I guess I just Ashley. Okay, you can
call me Ashley, but I don't mind Ashley. Okay. So
starting in Colding season, it became it was all. It

(24:19):
became pageant land. So I have an embarrassing admission here
is that my season of the Bachelor, I did a
preliminary path because you're beautiful, wanted to be Olivia Culpo,
yes and um. And then I didn't do very well
and that eliment that preliminary. So I was telling the girls,
I was like, if this doesn't work out, then I

(24:41):
also may be on The Bachelor. So back then, if
you were actually a miss of whatever state, you weren't allowed.
It's amazing you weren't allowed to also do The Bachelor.
It was one or the other. So so I asked
Calin what why how she was was allowed to do it,
and she said she just kind of screwed the contract

(25:03):
and they got tracked mad at her. That tracks. That tracks.
So then last season we saw Hannah Gee who was
also in the running to be Miss um Alabama adorable
hand oh one, and then Kaitlin was with North Carolina
and now we have our fourth Miss. This is why
I've never been in a pageant. It really eliminates so
many possibilities from future employment, and I want to keep

(25:27):
my options. So you don't want to be I want
to be tied down by a paget. Can I just
be a super creep for one second and just say
what I'm not to be a dirt bag? But I
sold a book and it's coming out next fault. I
don't know, and I don't have I'll let you know.
We don't have a pre sale link yet. But I

(25:47):
talk about the podcast, and I talk about you know,
an acting a long time and I've met a lot
of very attractive people, but I talk about how every
bapstlor contestant I've ever met on like is better looking
than any Like they're like, and I'm a guy. Brandam said,
of course they're good looking because they're human prizes, but like, actually,

(26:07):
I am so fucking pretty for those of your own,
like in person, I mean, this gal is a fucking stunner.
May I just be your creepers? Say that right? That
story and all you were thinking was, oh my god,
she's still being a push Wait what is it. She's
telling you that story and you're going, oh my god,
she's She's so pretty. That's all I was like, Oh
my god, she's so pretty. She's so pretty. You're so nice.

(26:30):
I feel really weird showing up not wearing makeup. Now,
oh my god, this is you without makeup? Are you
kidding me? I'm this is fresh face. I have been
like sam blasting my face since eleven am just trying
to do the fucking contour sponge like you'd see like
putting fucking highlight record. Like, dude, Like I got sleep

(26:52):
because I didn't sleep and I smoked my annual cigarette.
I'm going to z pack smoked it my stigarette. Last night.
I woke up. I was like, who died? Don't smoke?
It's not good Stella. I'm sorry, don't judge me. It's
my friend. She's eighteen, just like you're my auntie and
now you're a bad person. I'm sorry. I love you.
I smoke on a year. I have so few vices. Okay,

(27:13):
who's up? I'm up? Great, Victoria, Paul, great? Second second hand.
Not only do we have hands in pockets anthems, this
is the second ruche blouse. I'm just pointing that out. Yes,
Ruche and thoms. What's the drinking rule for ruge blouse? Shot?

(27:35):
That's a popper. I don't even know what Papa, Yes,
thank you, get a can of whip it. Uh. Alexandria Louisiana.
She is Miss Louisiana twenty nineteen and competed this past
May and Miss USA. She place did play the top.

(27:59):
You know she gonna rub that in. Yeah, oh, she's
not gonna let that go. Now. She works as a nurse,
saving lives, doing maybe pap smears, but she does part
time in dermatology. So if you have a pimple or
a pep smear she got youth. She a nurse or
she works as a nurse. Yes, that's true. That is

(28:22):
a fucking dim wit. Like I'm like, oh my stomach,
and she's like, I'm a nurse. I'm a nurse. I'm sorry,
I got some of my long hair in your butt
hole while I was checking. I wanted to confess something.
I never go to a real doctor. I always go
to this clinic in Hollywood. She worked out shady and

(28:44):
they have dermatility and and my friends who were here
can vouch. Everybody that works there is so beautiful. And
I'm a weird patient and I'll go in and I
remember I was convinced they had moto. Even I was like,
and I I know I got motto and they're like
I don't know. I'm like, desk me, dest me. But
then I was like, you're so pretty. You're so pretty,
and it was like, I feel like that was my nurse,

(29:05):
Victoria Paul. So this is the second person who is
missing America that she was top fifteen. Steve Harvey casted
the show. Yeah he got a wrong note, he continues
again and again. Whoever he thinks he's gonna win isn't
gonna win. No, they're not gonna win. Um, Rob your wait,
so I haven't picking I don't think I'm picking her. No,

(29:27):
I don't think anyone with the two first names should
be trusted or chosen. Yes, do you want any of
these people to be crazy? Or I don't think? I
think you're sure? You're sharing? You're sharing. We we got
cheap and out, so people have to share. Good, Thank you,
Bunny Peyton is starting a fight. Okay, are you guys

(29:48):
ready for Madison? Yeah? Yeah, you know what, call me Maddie. Oh,
she's cute. Madison phes Maddie Pruett twenty three b kim
him bring him Alabama. Graduated from Auburn in eighteen with
a degree in communications. Father, Chad, Why did he put

(30:08):
his name? Um? Chad? Is it Chad? I hope that
at some point we get to meet Chad. You're gonna
meet Chad live Wire. He's an assistant basketball coach at Auburn.
H didn't quite make it to the coach position, but uh,
last year, this is rich. She won eight thousand dollars

(30:29):
and the price is right. Wow, she's really going for it.
She's going for it, and yeah, she kind of resembles Raven.
Do you think she played plinko? Do you think she
played plinko on prices? Right? That was where you get
the cash you need to play plinko? Um, I'm gonna
I feel like she something happens with her. I feel
like she's going top three, you guys, I feel like

(30:49):
she's top thring. The fact that it says father Chad
means that we're gonna see chadtown Chad, and Chad is
going to be a closed talk sucker and likes still
three other girls like I need to talk to Euston.
I know you sucked them all on windows? What are
you gonna eat? Taking my daughter like any golf plates?

(31:10):
You gonna hump her against the time. You also not
to be a lesbian, but um please do au Auburn
had quite a successful run in last year's March Madness,
So I so she's in the mix for me? Oh

(31:30):
my god, family of winners. I like the idea of
like Chad sitting down with him and being like, you know,
we're gonna go zone defense man to man, Yeah, what
are you playing here? Yeah? Here? Guy's tired of such
young contestants because I feel like every yes, everyone's like
twenty twenty four, so we've seen so far. Peter's who

(31:52):
guy seven. I liked it when I liked it when
there was some people in their third and like that.
Then the average age was like seven, you're thirty one
on your season the first season. Thanks for telling everyone
that I'm old. Were you when you were my first season? Okay?

(32:13):
I wish seventy two. I was seventy two on my
first season. But I walked in, I'm doing a handstand
in a mini dress, and they're like, all right, she's
got nothing to loose, let's keep her. But yeah, I
feel like, no, if you're thirty two, people make fun
of you for being an old person. That's what happened
last season. Yeah, I'm not into that. Why are we
still watching this fucking ship? I don't know. Look, came

(32:34):
for this, Oh you guys. You guys sports. This is
the only sport I play. True, you're doing so well,
thank you. Wait, by the way, she has her hand
on her hip, which means everyone needs a drink. Um.
My son was like, my son's fifteen, and he was like, so,
you're doing the Bach Bachelor podcast again? I said yeah, yeah.
He was like that means you have to watch the show.

(32:56):
And I was like, yeah, yeah, you have to. It's work,
It's worked, lands. How are you feeling so far off
for you? I'm going against the green and sand. Madison
is not going to be in the top ten. What
I don't know, it's it's yeah, dare you agree with her?
And I think she's a night of Rose ceremony number
two eliminations. Wow, just something about that communications degree that's

(33:22):
got me worried. It's not that she wants eight thousand dollars.
That's the other thing. She doesn't need this. She has
eight thousand dollars. The price is right. I'm actually gonna
ask her to venmo me seven thousand nine. That's it.
Always go though, and never always take the trips. Never

(33:44):
take the party boat at the final showdown, the like
flat party boat. Take the trips. Okay, Lance, we're gonna
do so well going around the globe. Do you know
that we're gonna do amazing race. It's not going to
be pretty. I'm gonna like not even I will lose

(34:05):
my shad. I'm not gonna Yeah, Hey, he so much
from match Okay, you're I mean, okay, he brought it up.
I didn't just make that up. Just now. Okay, lets
you're up next up, Lexie Buchanan, your hands crazy, similar

(34:30):
dresses on all these girls. It's rushed, it's rushed. Used
to be a blonde? Is she fucking twelve? What's happening?
She chased her hair red just to get on the show.
Which it works, it works. She's in my top three. Yeah,
as I really liked redhead, who then, like Holly mad
TV made a blond. I have to say, no redhead

(34:52):
has ever ever placed on this show? It is Is
there anyone? Redheads don't go far, They don't make it
to the this is the year. Wait, you guys are
a real team. Maybe you should do amazing. You have
her as my number one pick? Really? Are you just

(35:12):
doing this to be exciting? Because I love your wild
card and I hope you're right. No, think she's like
all Americana for him? Yeah? I love her? Are you
excited for Peter? You want to Tyler? Well, guess what, everyone,
Tyler's coming out and you're looking to get married tonight. Okay,

(35:38):
do you really have her as top hat? Yeah? I
already wrote it down before Lance even said Tommy, Tommy,
I think she's also going to see more mature than
the other girls that may like have she may have
a head on the game, because that way, she's gonna
gonna be like, Oh, I'm no drama, I'm just here
for you. Do you think, Peter, it feels like it's
impossible for people to go through this and be the

(36:00):
actual bachelor or bachelorette and not get a little bit
drunk on the like the position of it. Do you
think he's going to pick like the sexy girls? No?
You think this is it? I respect that because I
think Peyton's the sexy girl the season. All Right, I'm up.
Can we break down though, what a marketing coordinator at
Southern National Reality Affiliates she does? Her tweets? Does she

(36:22):
tweet for her? How she coordinate some coordinator She's like,
okay on Wednesday? But also, do you remember curating resumes
back in the day. I remember saying things like that,
But really I was just rolling silverware at the restaurant.
Yeah you know, yeah, you're right, hospitality management. It was

(36:45):
just silverware. Yeah. Here's my thing about her. I think
that she looks I don't know, but I think she
looks meek. She looks no, but she got crazy eyes.
She looks cray. I'm gonna say possible cray. I don't
know she's got enough. She's got a ruche dress on.
You're forgetting that she used to be a little Yeah,

(37:09):
she looks crazy. Do you think that she was like,
I'm having too much fun. I need to change. Yes,
it's to guys, tone it down, treaty like me. It's
like York. We've got New York and Southby's, which beats
out pretty much everybody else's credential. But she's a marketing
coordinator for the affiliate. I don't She's got a ruse

(37:29):
dress on, which means a whip it and double hand
on hand to drinks. All right, I'm up, Sarah coffin,
one hand in Jean oh Man, rush, true, you're up,
You're up, You're upe. Okay, Hannah's loses twenty three. Don't
you think she looks like Sarah? Well, she does look
like Sarah. She looks like Sarah. I mean, by the way,

(37:50):
this is I just said it to you, So this
isn't like just because I'm engaged to her. I think
this is our winner right here. I mean he has
a tice it to me. She looks like my fiance's
cute Peter will be an idiot if he didn't do this.

(38:12):
She's friends with Hannah Gee in a former pageant, Cell Girl.
I don't like that too many. She's competed numerous times
in Miss Tennessee. I mean she hasn't won, so we
have like we have a bit of a raven Tia
thing going on, like getting your friend on board. She
still does modeling as a face. She still is modeling

(38:34):
as her face has been in a lot of print
com virtual assious. I think she's definitely top three. I'm
putting her in top three, top three. Yeah. Look, she
has competed in Miss Tennessee how many times? Numerous times? Yeah,
that means she's been judged by a lot of judges

(38:54):
and she didn't even make it past that. So I
think she's gonna win. Whatever you're doing, say, okay, i't okay.
Next up, how are you guys doing? You're doing all right?
You guys keeping track at home right now? And in
the audience, you guys are a great crowd, can I

(39:16):
just say? And this was the weekend for a lot
of holiday parties, so I'm gonna guess there's some hungover
people here and not just on stage. Also, by the way,
one thing I love about Paget every she was like,
I'm coming to your party. I'll be at your party.
Didn't come and I loved it. I loved it. I
loved it. And then she felt so bad and I
loved it. I loved it so much. We talked about it.

(39:38):
She didn't feel that bad. I knew she did it
and that's the best part. And I did show up
here with an emergency backpack where I look crazy, like
I'm not going into a theater. You don't know if
there's gonna be an earthquake. But she got it for Aaron,
I brought up delivered to my house. Okay, here we go.
I took rat stories. Guys. That's why I heart Rady.
I was like, we gotta get a tap on this. Next,

(40:00):
we have one one fun Johnty hand pocket, a jean pocket.
She's fun. She's got her jeans fit in a very
cute way. Do we skip somebody? No, Okay, So we
have Sarah's next. She's twenty four, Sarah Coffin. She's from Knoxville, Tennessee.
She's currently a radiology student at the University of Tennessee

(40:20):
Medical Center. She's a sister Page and two brothers, Jacob
and Sam way way to keep the information we got it.
It feels like it came from like a detectives always
the thing. She lives. She's a human woman. Um she
I'm gonna cheer for her because of her last name.

(40:42):
I'm gonna can't you her in a gown like she is.
She's hot, she's hot, she likes good and three how
do you work? You gotta work? Is she tough? Three?

(41:03):
Help you? She works? Next to her? To Stone Stone
Stone and Stone Jackstone. We're obsessed with jack Stone. Is
he a serial killer? Yes? Yeah, I mean he is right,
he has kind of, It's been confirmed by Ashley. Yeah,
but I love jack Stone. I do too. He's from
Stone Stone Stone Stone Attorney, a lot where they also

(41:24):
skin you and make it suit out of your skin.
And once you're dead, everybody go to see Sarah Coffin.
She'll outfit you with a great so blind Coffin. Okay, great,
all right. I can't find out more about Jacob and Sam, which,
once again, maybe they'll be crazy like Joe Joe's brothers
who met Ben Higgins and like mouth kissed her and

(41:47):
they don't work cowl next to atters and they're like,
would you go my sister. If my brother ever mouth
kissed me, I would punch him in the face. You
cannot mouth kiss me if you're a brother. How's your
sister doing? Ashley Lauren, how are you doing? Come on,
what are you doing? You guys having a good time? Okay, great,

(42:10):
you're all right. I don't know what her first name
is because it's the staple O'Kelly Kelly Flanagan, Chicago. She's
a tax attorney at Flannagan Built in LLC. So well
it sounds like her her dad's company, which is totally fine,
no judgment. Graduating from the University of Alabama, so everyone's

(42:30):
from the South apparently. Uh, in with a degree in marketing.
Then got a lot of great that's real. That's a
real job. What's in seen at the Chicago Kent College
law She met Peter in Wait wait wait wait, waity,

(42:53):
who hasn't met Peter in Malibu? All right? She met
Peter Malibu when she was attending a wedding. Uh. They
hit it off and she told him she was going
to be on his season. It's known publicly they are
both aware of each other and recently Matt top villain.
Villain villain. She's gonna be on the show for a

(43:15):
long time. Crazy. She's gonna be like, don't you remember me, Peter,
I handed you as Sea Breeze at Bonnie's wedding. We
were at it in at the seventh grade. Don't you
remember me? It's me? It's me. Kelly, Kelly Frank. Kelly
Flanagan is the woman that is going to replace me
as the bartender. Yeah, she seems too smart. I'm gonna

(43:39):
give her crazy. I'm gonna put a crazy for Kelly
because she's gonna remember that woman that had the connection
that came on Liz Jade's best friend. Yes, Liz, Liz,
it's because they slipped together in this Maybe she yes,
maybe she made out with Peter at the wedding. I'm
sure they did. Oh god, they totally made out, And

(44:01):
she'd be like, do you remember we made out on
the dance floor to like Blink Winnitty two. There are
cyclings of the storylines I see already. Oh my god,
she's top Craie. What episode do you think is it?
When we find out that this happened. I can't fot
episode She's gonna tell, She's gonna tell one of the
girls third episode, try to posture with and like trying

(44:26):
to in the first Dy'd be like, well, like tell
one tell like the producer will help her tell like
the worst woman in like like, well, like whoever, Molly,
like we actually gonna know each other like a wedding. Yeah,
And it's like no, no, we just she'll pay coy
like you know, like I'm just we just have a connection.
By the way, I feel like just from watching the

(44:47):
teasers that Hannah is going to dominate all of episode one.
So there's no way that Kelly flannaget storyline number two,
number two, I'm saying I'm going three. Alright, let's put
that as like the next that'll be another thing on
the sheet. What isod? Is Kelly dry, Humpy Peter and
Malibu coming out? Also hand on the hip drink. Also,

(45:12):
I have a little tidbit from the press release. Uh
it seems as if we go beyond night one on
the first episode and we go to the group dates already.
I love this this How did she? How did she?
How did she do that? And My skirt is so
short right now? How did she do that? Thank you's

(45:34):
the skirt? Tank you? My shirt? My shirt is barely
covering my belly button? How did she do that? And
Dancing with the Stars. This was filmed a little bit
before Dancing the Stars, like maybe like two days. Thank
you so much? Remember do you remember what day you
went there? Day of the month of September, like when

(45:55):
you started filming? I think it was like the September
four or maybe like the twenty five or six is
when we actually start filming. How long is filming? If
you say you want, how many weeks? Is the longest
amount of time? And we're used to questered for eight
weeks like if you got kicked off, you weren't, No,
you go right home? Okay, it's not like it's not

(46:15):
like amazing race where we're gonna be like adation for
thirty days and they all like clothes. That's my second book,
and that's my second book, because you know we're gonna
be that team that doesn't make it past the parking lot.
As you get like no flights anywhere, you get lost
in the parking lot. Where's the tram where's the tram?

(46:37):
Lands by the trams, and I'll have to say tiny
backpack with every item of clothing that says razzle dazz
a lo. I will be a lot like And we're
back to a podcast about your time on the Amazing.
Can't wait? I can't wait wait, I can't wait? Can
her and I take over your podcast? Yes you, because

(46:57):
we'll be going will you my God? And you can
also narrate guessing what's happy to Lance and Hi that week?
This week on, no one has seen Arden lands? This
week on, no one cares that Arden is gone, but
everyone's freaking out that Lance hasn't posted. Excuse you, excuse you?

(47:17):
Side note? How many days until Lance goes? Oh? I
should have gotten to know Arden a little better before
I agree to that day. How many days days? How
many days? No date? Seven? He's thinking about it right now?
How many days? Wait? Do you see my crazy? What flavor?

(47:39):
What's your foot flavor? Crazy? I get night terror? Sometimes Hi,
my friends get vouch for it. Chris, Chris, are you here?
How many times have you? How many times have we
shared a hotel room and I wake up screaming like
there's a rat? How many there we go? Hi, Stella,

(48:00):
I'm glad you're home. Okay, here we come. Stella's hurt
it too. Sorry, guys, I get confused in hotel rooms. Okay,
we're back. Okay, you're up. You're weighted blanket. I had
my weight to blanket. I've got like I've got I've
got like a hammer, I've got like a fern. Things

(48:21):
are working out for me. You're ask me. I think
you're up. No, you did that? Okay, Well, this will
be quick because there's no infro Tooria Fuller cute for
drin a beach. Not a lot of info about her
out there, which is good. Her instagram says she is

(48:41):
a classic job of medical sales rep and is an
m a E. Con student. You think she's she's all.
I agree, she doesn't. I disagree. She looks really teeny,
and usually the really teeny ones with a crazy one.
I'm gonna say I agree with you, and I'm gonna
checked my villa into her. Wow, my instincts are so

(49:04):
fucked up. I'm gonna say she's gonna go to Paradise
and cause some trouble her. Look, she gotta fucking villain crazy, right,
She's got hand on the head. But do you see
how they're doing like jeans and then like little cocktail
dresses strange and those are I mean, I love a
high waist, but that's the highwaist. Okay, you're up patches.

(49:25):
So here we go. My favorite girl who tucks her
hair into her tubetop Jake Killa twenty six, nice Arizona.
What's going on there? Attendant for Allegiant Airlines was married
up until last year now married name is McCrary, but

(49:47):
she's going back with since the divorce. We want her
and laws found out she was going on the show
and decided to share her dirt. So she's a flight tenet.
She was married into like two months ago. She text her,
he too, top, I feel about I feel better about

(50:08):
all my life choices just based on her photo. Yes,
that's her action. Laws are like trashing her online. She's
going far. She's my top crazy or villain villain. Villain villain.
She looks like Andy Dorfman a little bit. Oh yeah,
what is the dirt tricks are? What are the what's

(50:29):
the family saying that her hair that's the dirt. Not
it's like Brandon's period all the way down, because like
it's like a trail, like that's the dirt. That's the dirt. Also,

(50:54):
what is Allegiant Airlines? Is that like spirit? Yeah? Ra,
it's if you have the dollar you want to fly
the plane in dog? How long? I told me? Here
she was Jade McCrary, Like, who brings up McCrary? And
is her ex gonna show up? Just like Becca's ex
showed up? For sure? What was his name with the

(51:14):
dollar signs? Becca's ex? Ross Ross? Okay? Theest do you
like's really sweet? I don't think she's like she tucked
her hair into her rose. She was being demure. She
clearly was pulling it up to cover everything and her

(51:36):
hair got stuck there. And if the print you can't
tell if that's ruche. But my bet is yes, alright, Kirsten,
you're up, alright? This my vote for He's gonna get
drunk on the first night, booms a Kimbo Megan, Look
how look at her bio? Megan has twenty six Sandford

(51:58):
or California fight attendant for United on second allegiance. Mother
is a flight attendant as well as was grandmother and
great grandmother. They're great true. The maiden name was right,
and they know that Peter Peters yes for their win.

(52:22):
You gotta Kirsten. You may know that Peter's mom that
was the flight attendant and they like fell in love
and he loves to run down, like Katie pointed out,
Katie played it out last year. Katie, he was he
was he like when they were in the jetway walking,
he like was literally he was pretending to be an airplane.

(52:44):
He was like running like this, pretending to be an airplane.
By the way, if they don't do a fantasy suite
in like a lay flat to Paris, there is no
justice in the world and the show needs to be killing.
You know what. I I'm going to predict that they
go to that hotel that in New York where you
can I bet they do the I bet they have
a fantasy suite or they have a date there where

(53:06):
they go in there and they just dressed up like
old school Stewart. I just I bet they just put
them in a bathroom in an airplane. Yeah, try to
get in the mind Megan. Attention of Megan to meet
his mom so fucking bad and do like a flight
attendant off like yeah, like thirty nine B and then

(53:27):
she's like Peter Johnson like trivia flight attendants. All Right,
here we go where you have to pick it up
because they're gonna kick us down. Here we go. Rob
your up? Okay. Katrina Batowski, Chicago, Illinois. I'm a salesman.
Former Chicago Bulls Cancer Lena. I'm friends with former Bachelor

(53:50):
contestant Caitlin season JJ Lane's fiance. I don't understand the
last stand former Bachelor contestants Maitland's was JJ the guy
that lived in the basement. J J did live in
his parents house for one in Denver, and he fell
in love with the guy he fell in love with. Clint.

(54:13):
Were you was at your season? That was the season
before or any of these people? Kneel Lynn because I
keep getting really confined. Um so I think she's pretty.
I mean to think she's pretty, but I don't think
she's gonna make it all right. You can't hide the Bodowski. Okay,
you you can't at the Bowski lads. You're up. Kelsey,

(54:37):
she looks like Cassie coming out. She came to play Kelsey.
We're des Moines, Iowa farmer Miss Iowa seven some non
fucking hot people on Like when what give me a

(54:58):
pilates instructor. You know, I don't need to give me
like down on their luck with a little chub like yeah,
and maybe all these dresses come from Tom James company.
I have no idea. She has a professional clothing airs,
clothe air Tom James. Oh, let me excuse me. I'm sorry.

(55:23):
I didn't know. I really like the Friends of the Boy. Yeah,
it's very lamp at my mom's house. Ashley, what do
you think about her? You think she's gonna go I
see her crying on the first I don't like one
is is it cash here or clothe the air? She's
a professional clothes she's my final roast pick. I think

(55:47):
she's gonna go all the way. Wow, okay, miss Ashley,
you're up. Okay. So the producers apparently really like the
Kaylin Hannah rivalry last season because we have another former Miss.
It is risk. She's twenty four from Atlanta. She's a
former Miss Montana teen USA. We don't have any other

(56:08):
info about her. She's cute, she's cute. I think she's
too cute and sweet and and Peter is gonna get
sucked into other dramas. She's one of my top three. Wow. Great,
she looks real sweet. All right, here we go, Here
we go, I have coming up. My person's name is

(56:28):
Jenna Sorrano, also from l and I. There's not a
lot of info about her onlinery. Instagram says she's a
future nurse and likes to work with children. I think
she's too nice. I say she's going home quickly. We're
all future something exactly. I'm a future astronaut, I'm a
future detective. I just updated my Lincoln profiled the future nurse.

(56:54):
There's no way she's going back to nursing school after
doing The Bachelor. No, no, you either land the plane
before you get there, because she's gonna be a genie
at the end of it. She's just like a little
operation of the days in Bourbon. A boy, two hands
on the hits, by the way, drink trink, drink right

(57:17):
all right, so this is what buckle up, boys and girls.
I got a long one. Deandra Canoe canue play no Texas. LinkedIn,
I can't read all this. This is an amazing thing
about her. LinkedIn says she is currently looking for work opportunities,

(57:40):
as is everyone else. On LinkedIn refers to herself as
YouTube's organic, holistic, anxious queen on her Instagram, Well we
got our crazy guys. Her YouTube page bio. I'm passionate
about everything health, fitness, and lifestyle, Crystal when it was

(58:04):
her first season, Crystal the heck is lifestyle influencing me.
It's like she wants to be like Gwyneth Paltrow or
in this world she wanted to be. She she wants
to be like, Oh, I like just to put a
little like coconut oil on my skin, like lifestyle. It's
like candle, I highly recommend, Yeah, like a goop. Yeah,

(58:25):
that's what she wants. You shouldn't be worrying about your
lifestyle in your twenties. This is my pick for Craig
Cray because anyone that says passion that means hold on,
hold on yet let me do it in her voice,
because this is what she sounds like. I created this

(58:45):
YouTube channel because I struggle with insomnia that I believe
I can't. My channel is to document my journey as
well as my life as I worked to heel myself
and spread information about being your own best doctor. I

(59:07):
don't think she's crazy. I think she's gonna be a villain.
Wellness is three sixty degrees and I believe that everything
you do in life has an impact on your health.
Oh my god, I branch out in the beauty and
lifestyle as a way to further spread my passions infe
Oh my god. So she reminds me of Kelsey Poe,

(59:28):
who I want the two on one with, who had
a passion for telling her story about her husband, who
she murdered, who she murdered, who she murdered, saying who
she murdered? What? Okay, I asked him, feel like she
feels a little Crystal like this verst season. Now, I'm
very happy for Crystal and Goose. But when we first

(59:49):
met Crystal and she was like, I have a video thing.
She had her she had she had like a video
camera and she was just doing it was like her
iPhone and she was doing like exercises on the beach.
And then she he's like, I helped the homeless and
she handed like a crew members and witch. Anyway, it
wasn't her brother homeless her brother. But okay, I'm not
look like a dickhead. But yeah, all right, you're up.

(01:00:13):
I'm saying she's a crazy villain or crazy villain. She's
my villain villain. Yeah, villain villain Dedra that's my v
okay villain Kylie Ramos currently Houston, Texas. According to LinkedIn,
I can't believe all these people have LinkedIn's She is

(01:00:34):
an entertainment I just I just found out about Lincoln
last year. She's an entertainment lightsaw manager at confirmed three sixty,
which is made up. Also a model blow uh seems
to be on Instagram with twenty tho followers. What what
is confirmed? She's a cardboard cutout. I don't think I

(01:00:54):
think she's gonna make she's my runner up. She's your
runner up, my runner up. I think I know what
he's into, and I think it's this getting my crap parent.
I feel like she'll make it overseas, but she but
I don't think we're gonna meet her family. You lay
on my plane. I can't wait for the pubs. Oh

(01:01:15):
my god, are you ready for It's gonna be a
bumpy plane. Oh, there's turbulence in this relationship. Can't wait.
Are gonna be amazing? Okay, all right, don't forget. We're
also picking future bachelorette. Okay, all right, you're up. Who's up? Sydney? Okay,

(01:01:38):
no chance Alexa Caves, Chicago, Illinois, currently works as No
No Back. Sydney's cute. She stands and she's on me.
I don't know who got that. Who has Sydney Anna?
Will you read Sydney him? She she to all this

(01:02:01):
whole presentation and apparently she only did research on LinkedIn.
That's true. She's also looking for work opportunity because she's
so stuck of me. She's so over me. Okay, so
she's twenty four. Birmingham, Alabama, actually went to the same
high school's Hannah Brown at the same time as her
top She's gorge So they're gonna fight, Yeah, fight. She's

(01:02:28):
gonna be able to say some dirt on why High.
She's gonna be like high Sidney, Yeah, I remember you
that one time that you did that thing to me.
Could have a big smiley face like Sidney. Okay, fancy
seeing you here, Hannah. Like I mean, I just I've
matured a lot since junior year. So I've got eight

(01:02:50):
in my top three. I've got eight people in the
top three at this point. She's in my top three.
And if you notice, everyone from Alabama, like every single
everyone's from the South. Here, Kirsten give it to us. Uh.
Now we have jas Jasmine Nugent. I'm saying no when

(01:03:11):
I have three friends with that last name, and I
constantly it is not lie. I've done that to them.
They're not your friends anymore and we're barely friends. Um Uh.
Jasmine Win twenty nine, Houston, Texas. She is religious and
that's all we know about her eyes that she took
a time machine to get that dress in. I'm gonna say,
going to Paradise and her religion will like hook up

(01:03:34):
with somebody, And we don't know what religion she could be,
Like she could go to contation covered in I don't know,
she could have faluces everywhere and be like. Let's not
saying there's all kinds of wickens. I say. She goes
from like I can't do anything, then gets to be
I P and she's like a fuck machine or or

(01:03:56):
or she is super religious and this is how we
get Luke to get to Paradise. You guys say that,
but you would love it. I forgot about Luke. I
blocked it out of my brain. Well, I do not

(01:04:17):
want to see his outfits in Paradise. His suits were
so bad and like the State's picture, his beach wearer.
He were Steve Harvey suits. Okay you're up, Rob, all right,
this is Eunice chow Um and yet another flight You
want to your mom right time? For United. She graduated

(01:04:42):
San Jose State University with the BS and Hospitality Administration
slash Management Paradise Paradise. So she she wants to work
in hotels and she's a flight attendant from United. That's
what third or fourth flight attendant? Right? Yeah? And you
know what's sad is that they're all going into this
being like I'm the flight attendant. I'm gonna have something, yes,

(01:05:03):
and there's me so many it's gonna be're gonna have
all in the same car. Yes, Wait, what do you do?
They're all gonna be in the same car. And do
you like when you load into the car if you're
not first out, do you just circle that driveway up
in Calabasas, like over and over? You're not just circling
around and around? Okay, sitting in there? Okay, great? Remember that,

(01:05:27):
Like there was two pilots and then I wish they'd
kept that second pilot longer. You were so cute, you
were so cute. Why did they cut him? I don't know,
and then no paradise appearance from either. We need more
that I love them being so thrown that and one
of them came in uniform. Was it Peter? She was
like this, did you take it too far? You're too
into it? Okay, Land's bass Okay, next up, timid Lee,

(01:05:51):
I am I mean this is a way more diverse cast.
This is alright, So Syracuse, New York. She works a
handful of job including sales producer for an all state
insurance office, is hustler real estate salesperson for Keller Williams
of Syracuse. It runs around social media marketing company so
do I Print, commercial model and actress, real estate investor.

(01:06:16):
And she got her own money, get the points motivated.
Currently in the midst of writing two books Good Lord,
Tiring guys Don't and managing her blog at the same
and she plans on investing in my own agencies in
the near future, my own And she also has her

(01:06:37):
own YouTube page. And she's basically she's doesn't have any
she's unemployed. I'm sorry, this is exactly what I would
go back home with at Thanksgiving and my grandma will
be like, wells, what are you doing? And I'd be like, well, um,
so I'm a real estate investor. I'm currently r signs

(01:07:00):
around town that's his real estate investor seeks students. Have
you seen those hand paged signs. There's like a hand
paged sign They're all overl A. That just says it's
like with like like a kid's paint. It says real
estate investor seek student. You're gonna get murdered. Who's gonna
call that? Hello, I'm a student? How can I help

(01:07:23):
you buy land? I think it's multiple personality disorder and
she might be the crap. I'm putting her down, putting
her down his top crazy and she was my fourth.
She was my fourth in line for the throne. I
thought I thought she was going to be one of
his topics until I read that I gotta have a
villain going to the end. I put her drunk on
the first night because she's gonna be so stressed out

(01:07:45):
and over compensating, She's going to get nervous and get drunk.
I'm putting her as my Yeah, um, miss Ashley, I okay,
Courtney Perry looks like a mix to me of Ashley
s and Claire Crawley. Yeah, she's twenty seven. Now she's
from Fernice, Florida. She's a hairstylist at BT on the

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Boulevard and Florida. And this is kind of she goes,
she used to you, she used to work at wing
House in Gainesville. Look up. She didn't compete in Miss USA,
but she competed in their pageants, so that this is

(01:08:27):
my villain hundred. She looks like she's that personally work
with in the office who is so sweet. And then
is the yes me yes, because she looks like a reporter. Yes,

(01:08:47):
remember Olivia, were you Olivia? That? Like I remember like
before she learned to tone it down, like there was
like an amped up quality, and I feel like she
might have that first amped up quality. She had my
crazy pick as number one, and then I crossed it
out for Dandra. We're all wrong. This is your next bachelorette.

(01:09:11):
Just watch You're all going down Neelor Yes, I'm being serious.
This is gonna happen. Everyone's gonna hate her, and then
she's gonna come to Mexico and everyone's going So here's
what when we get kicked off D two, we'll be
watching all the paradise. Well, they're taking over the podcast

(01:09:33):
and we're gonna watch her tear up down Under and
by that I mean Mexico. I watched so many fucking
person who is watching along with the Bachelor Australia. How
fun is it? You guys have to watch along the

(01:09:54):
Bachelor Australia. I'm patroon it is. It's so fucking fun.
How mad are you? That guy is such garbage though? Okay,
we're back. Wait Bachelor Paradise Australia. We watch Bachelor. I
saw it, I saw it, I saw it. Okay, wait, okay, wait,
that's right, Okay, here we go. Who's up? Is that me? Okay? Great?

(01:10:16):
Here we go. Next up is oh Savannah Mullin. She
cute villain Okay, she's from Houston, Texas. She's a realtor
in the Houston area and also one of the shooting
stars of the Houston Astros. She's gonna get a paradise
thank you. Front Road is not like cheerleaders. You don't

(01:10:38):
like her, you think she's a villain. Was astross. I
feel like she's not gonna the other girls are not
gonna like her, but he's gonna like her. Top three,
top three? All right, she's cute. And maybe we could
get Astro's tickets. She's in She's in Wells Adam's Europe.

(01:11:02):
She's cute, she's adorable, Canadian too. It's a it's Amanda
Stanton's third child that we don't know about. Just instagram
about her. Unfortunately, uh Langley BC runs your own blog

(01:11:24):
and even predicted in a past column that she'd be
on the show someday. I don't like that. It doesn't
make me like her to be like guys, I just
know it's going to happen for I mean, I'm doing
that right now with Amazing Race. We're probably not gonna
get off. They'll be like, you are garbage, you can't okay.
I think I think she's going to be a villain. No,

(01:11:47):
Canadians can't be villains. She's Canadian. She's Canadian. Top four,
all right, top three. They would never make a Canadian
girl be the bachelor at the who doesn't want to
go to British Columbia. I mean, it's beautiful, it's gorgeous,
she's cute, she's they're about the same size, and she

(01:12:09):
pretts futures. I mean, if you can call me Lauren, um, like,
have we met your Lord? Right, Am Veronica uh Lauren
Maxie who was lied about her age and she's nine. Um.
She is a model with a bunch of other Kenneth

(01:12:31):
star star. She was a child on convicting Bill Clinton.
He has a modeling agency. She got imprinted on by Jacob.
If someone sneezes, she will not recover. I have no

(01:12:54):
feeling towards this other cardboard cutout. I think she's gonna
got a pair eyes. I think he's no, she's going
to just be. I want her to funk the religious girl.
Can I say that out loud? He did the religious girl?
You want to religious girl? No? I want this one

(01:13:15):
to suck the religious girl. That's great. I want her
to the religious girl. I got. I got elward in
a couple of hours, and I'm just getting excited about.
We got to keep it moving, Paget, you're up here,
We go. Alexa Caves, Chicago, Illinois, currently horrible as an esthetician.
Used to be a nurse. How is she no longer

(01:13:35):
a nurse? What happened? How did she lose her? She's
too good for Peter, so cute, she's too cute. She's
too cute. It's not unless she did top three, Top
three right there. I think he might like it, so yeah,
but this the crowd an esstician is that someone that

(01:13:58):
puts someone underst and fantastysiologist is still in the medical professor.
Are you guys? Top three? All right? Who is up me? Kirsten,

(01:14:18):
It's so nice to have you my pleasure, your Harris.
I feel like she is a fantasy character and she
has some sort of rainbow star coming out of right there,
so she has to cover it up. But Laura Jones,
fantasy character Los Angeles, California, former lations no Instagram presence
because she's magic and she's hiding it with that hand.
She feels that she even exists. No, she's an emoji.

(01:14:40):
She's too cute. We need her on the show. Then
we are two degrees away from Lebron James. That's exactly
what my brain went. I feel like she's just gonna
be angry the whole time. Yes, I'm gonna gain seventeen
pounds on the amazing race by the time we leave
the Burbank Airport and like corn nuts, the photographers like
looking for fooding. The photographers like opposed as you could

(01:15:03):
do one hand on hip, both hands. Uh, expecting a child,
your child, that's the ovulation. Hold what do you have
to drink? I don't know. You have to have to
drink this bottle. You have to ever botow Remy Martin,
you have Okay, you're up, rom Chyenne Lewis, Las Vegas, Nevada.

(01:15:31):
Oh this is interesting. She's an act as model and
just include food and fitness, wine and coffee, beaches and
dogs and puppies and kittens. I can't. I feel like
she would have been good. I feel like she would
have This sounds not nice or cut this out, but
I feel like she would have been like a good

(01:15:51):
match for like Benz. You know, like like food, fitness,
fun dogs, dogs, fitness, fun food. I know five words
things that people like. Actress. Model just means that you're
an extra and once upon a time in Hollywood. Let's
get real. Oh my god, she was great in that

(01:16:13):
she was amazing. I thought she really popped in the background. Okay,
al right, next up ash No Lance, whose lances up? Alright?
Haley hecker Man, Oh Heckman, Los Angeles, California's a hair
stace and that's all we know. Look that I know
her personally. She did my hair for your star. P

(01:16:35):
what you got your hair done for the star? I
was access for that. So yeah, she's done my hair twice. Good.
She's a celebrity hair assistant. She works for one of
the Kardashians hair girls. I love this. She's adorable, like
she's she's the hairdresser that you want to gossip to. Yeah,

(01:16:56):
she's told me about like the Kardashians airbrushing and excited
and time with with like a little sweater over it.
I'm gonna say she she looks crazy in that photo.
I don't. I don't know her. I've had I said

(01:17:18):
I know her, but I've only it was only just
a rougetop with the card again over at that color
hair for her skin color. Okay, I know I shouldn't
be speaking. Actually you know what I mean. Okay. So
Natasha Parker she's from New York City. She works in
hosting and production for HBO in Cinemax. Yeah, I think

(01:17:39):
she's gonna get eliminated night one. She's cute though, but yeah,
she's cute. She's got some pizzas. Okay, oh my god,
is this the last one? Here we go, the last one?
Alexis signed. She's from whistling. Look, I'm not judging people

(01:18:06):
up parents to pass away. That being said, maybe I'm
not going to go on The Bachelor this year. She
just got her pilot license, as her dad recently passed
away was also a pilot. When do we find that out?
Is she gonna get drunken? Cry, She's cute, She'll be

(01:18:28):
kept around, She'll it be kept around. But first impression
Row I got, we should do that. We didn't do that.
Sympathy for impression Rose. You don't want one of them.
We don't want one of them a sympathy Rose. It's
not good. Okay, guys, here's the deal. Here's the deal.
We're gonna because I know we have to wrap it

(01:18:50):
up shortly, so we're gonna take three minutes and everybody
gather their stuff. You guys ready, this is the most
one thing ever, Like I Flight twenty nineteen is already over.
Like I'll see you all January six. Let's start it off.
You're up, Kirsten, give us your line up. Okay, I'm
a wild card Final Rose, Lexi runner up, Marissa runner

(01:19:13):
up to Madison, Crazy Tammy Villain, Kelsey Drunk, Megan so
drunk Great Final Rose Kelsey runner up, Kylie, runner up
to Lexi, Top Crazy, Tammy Villain, Deandra Drunk, Peyton Okay,

(01:19:34):
Aaron Um Final Rose, Carol runner up, Carol runner up
to Carol Crazy, Barbara Okay Um Final Rose, Savannah I
just picked a random run up Megan runner up to Haley,
I can't even tell Tom Crazy, Peyton Villain, Tammy Drunk, Lexi,

(01:19:58):
Aaron Foley, New York, Great Still New York, Going to
do Barbara Carrolls and I hate Final Rose. Hannah Ann
similarly to My Fiance runner up number one, Lexie runner
up number two. Not on the board, Hannah B No,

(01:20:26):
you did not Crazy Courtney Villain Courtney drum of the
Night Still Courtney. My name is well As, I'm from Monterey, California,
Okay Final Rose, McKenna run it up, Hannah Ann runner

(01:20:48):
up number two, Sydney Top Crazy, Jade villain Deandra Drunk
on the first Night Tammy. My name is Arta Marine
and I'm from Little Compton, Rhode Island, Alright Final Rose,
Alexei runner up, Kelsey runner up number two, Sydney Top

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Crazy Pick DeAndre Villain of the Season Victoria F drunk
is on the first night Savannah and I'm Ashley Iken
Eddie and I'm from Fairfax County, Virginia. You're adorable, adorable
all right, So runner up number two, I go backwards
because I like the surprise. Right in third place Alexa

(01:21:34):
uh and this is where we are definitely gonna differ.
My runner up is Courtney because she is the next Basterette.
Just uh. My final Rose is going to Victoria p Yes,
my crazy pick is Tammy. My villain is Jade, and uh,
the drunk is gonna be Victoria f uh. And I'm

(01:21:56):
Lance and I'm from my mama. Yeah. Yeah, you are
runner up to Hannah Ann. Runner Up one Sydney Fan
Rose Kelly, Yeah, Kelly, crazy crazy Deandra, villain Victoria Fu
drunk Megan, and I'm Rob Benedict. I came straight from

(01:22:19):
Arden's party. Yes, all right, I have a question. Here
are you here? We hold on seriously? Is honestly are
you actually here? Because I'm doing this I got an email.
You guys know you can hire me to write your
own song. Yeah. So this woman hired me to write

(01:22:44):
a song for her boyfriend and they were coming to
the show and shotted me to propose to him. So
I've been working on it so hard. It's really good too.
I'm wad it it's so hard. And and then we've
been getting in contact with her, like but we have
like a back and forth no no, like but and

(01:23:05):
then we're like okay, like green, like we don't want
to do this if you don't like if you just
want to come, like you know, I don't want to
propose if you don't want to get engage. Well, I
wrote the song and she's not here, so I'm gonna
propose to rob that addition. And in this scenario, your
name is, You're just hanging out like an act surprise.

(01:23:28):
It's like we're up here playing a game. Okay, like,
oh my god, surprise surprise. Oh hey, nice to meet you.
Hey guess what, guess what? Here we go hit it.
Anna is weird. I spent more money making this than
she gave me, and she go send me you have

(01:23:55):
flew it for the show. Do you regret? And nobody
nose your meds. All believe us. You're not an angel,
and you're a middle or a high school teacher. She
didn't give me enough fucking information. I don't know what
he teaches. I don't know. You should have come here sooner.

(01:24:16):
You have a cat or a dog or an iguana
or something. Again, you're gonna first of all, there's so
many problems with how you're going to this. Hang on
to your the rotten tomatoes, because here comes to muten potatoes. Mr.

(01:24:37):
You're playing the part of her? Will you? She your
girlfriend hired me? What do you say? How about me?
Your fiancee? Mr? Funk, I'm already sucking it up. Okay,

(01:24:58):
if you want a lifetime have fun in twenty twenty one,
she was very specific. She went in like fifteen months.
She went like fifteen months of an engagement. Everybody, if
you want a lifetime of fundering to any twenty one,
if you want a lifetime a fucking Mary in twenty

(01:25:22):
twenty one, if you want any twenty one? What the
fuck have I been doing? She didn't go, she didn't email,
she didn't say, you know, and I'm not interested. She's
probably soon. Yeah, are they leaving? They're leaving? Is that

(01:25:43):
that that I sit down? He said no, he said no.
They gave a thumbs up. All right, that's not Harden.
For what it's worth, I do. I will never forgive
any of you. You guys, Okay, that never happened. Just

(01:26:04):
like your family in New England, you just push it
down and we never talked about this ever again her
Grandpa have a couple more fucking wild turkeys at thanks
again and it has never happened, do you guys. Thank
you to you guys. Everybody have a good time making
your drag pick. I have an announcement to make. We're
going to do a live show in San Francisco, San

(01:26:28):
Francisco Sketch Fest. We will be there Sunday, January nine
at one pm. Paget will be there, I will be there.
Lauren Latkiss will be there. I've got to work on
a plane flight from Austin, but I'm gonna try to
grab that addict I got. I also have to work
on a plane flight from New York, but I might

(01:26:48):
be there, okay. And there's other people coming, so get
your tickets now. And I'm doing six shows that weekend,
so there's all sorts of fun things to come see, Okay.
Kirson Banksness Paget for Mr Anna Hosny, Calevan errand fully
well with Ben Higgins. Actually I can head on your

(01:27:09):
land with a bass rob Benedict, You guys the typewriter
on We'll dear you, Jerry good night, I just got

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