"SENSUAL, SEXY AND SLIPPERY" w/ Sarah Colonna and Chris Franjola

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will you accept this Rose? A production of
I Heart Radio? Oh yeah, I want to. Wow, I'm
feeling so horny. Feeling horny like a jewel tone breath
in two thousand seven with a barrel curl. You know what,

(00:21):
I will accept it. Not this first season, but maybe
the second season. I'm gonna accept your rose, and I
pray that you have the glint of PTSD in your eyes.
Oh Happy Horny Tuesday. Du Yeah, my name is Arte RN.

(00:42):
I'm coming to you from my cute but musty garage
in Los Angeles, California. When I say we have a
treat of a show for you today, I'm not lying.
It's a thing. It's an interesting conundrum with these goat
Bachelor episodes. They are literally the worst things in the
world to watch. The entry fee is high. The upshot

(01:04):
is I can get combos of people to do this
program who do not normally watch The Bachelor. People with
me today and half. We have one one Bachelor fan
that's familiar to you podcast lovers, It's familiar to you
instatiable fans, you Chelsea Lately fans. Another person that is
just I'm gonna say, a national treasure, but not a

(01:26):
bachelor watcher who has agreed to come on and participate
with these two ladies. First up as a woman that
I just love so much. I've known her since my
days at Chelsea Lately. We were on Insatiable together. She
played Angie Bladell, Patty Bladell's mom, Debbie Ryan's mom. We
broke it down. We were neighbors in Atlanta. She cat

(01:47):
sit Mittens. Please don't think that that's a small thing,
because Mittens is very high maintenance. She's a brilliant stand
up comedian. She's a bestselling author. She is a friend
of the podcast Ladies and Gentlemen. Sarah Colonna, Hello Mittens,
I miss Mittens. He was asking after you. She thought
you were coming over today. The feet of those little

(02:09):
dried freeze, dried anchovies, dried mindow. She's the middle of
the number one minnow Predator. Yeah, yeah, those were disgusting.
They're just she's still, she's still. It's almost like a
foreign exchange student has come over. Like it's like the
French kid that comes with like different snacks, and you know,
I just had Derito's and she's got hurt ntella and
I don't know what she's talking about. Sarah, I saw

(02:32):
that you did Nick Ville's podcast I Guarantine in person.
I do I did in person. We stayed, so we
went to was He asked if i'd be okay coming
to his studio. He said, if not, we can do Zoom.
I was like, I'm fine. It's like, you know, he's
like whatever. It was all it was masks, masks off,
masks on up until we started doing the podcast and

(02:52):
we pulled them off. But we were sitting apart. Yeah, No,
not really. He's he's so you know what, He's so
cute and actually so sweet. Like I knew he was nice,
but I didn't. I don't know. For some reason. I
was like, Oh, you're just like the super and like
very self aware and well, you know, like has a

(03:12):
good he's he's aware of himself, you know. Yeah. Yeah,
So I had a really good time. I was excited.
It's interesting to pe to peek at the man behind
the curtain, you know what I mean, Like like he's
been in this franchise so deep, so many times. It's
fascinating to actually like like befriended. It's just speaking the
man behind the curtain. When I say this man has

(03:33):
been hiding behind the curtain for so many years. He
is so funny. He was a writer at Chelsea Lately
he as was Sarah. He is an amazing stand up.
He did my show The Tinkled Twins in Los Angeles
and still makes me laugh. He did a thing about
was it was a cold cash that his mama, his

(03:55):
mamas calls cash. He kills me. He is so funny
to me, and he and Sarah are super deeps tight.
He does not watch The Bachelor. We appreciate him giving
seventy eight hours of his time last night to be
here with us, ladies and gentlemen. Chris Rachel. Uh, thank
you for having me now. But I say I don't
watch The Bachelor, but I am familiar with the world

(04:17):
of it. I mean, you know, I know about it,
so it's not completely farm to me, although I don't
sit and watch it every single night. Have you watched
any have you ever seen episodes before? Yes? You know
I do now. I don't know if I'm watching Bachelorette
or Bachelor or Bachelor in Paradise. But when I'm going
through the channels, I'll stop because I can watch good

(04:38):
looking people, you know, for fifteen minutes. That's not the
problem your heart. That's kind of what that's kind of
what it is. It's just like good looking people in
in exotic locations, and I can watch that for twenty
five minutes. We let I tell you this. Let me
just break it down. Basically, all of us suffer through
The Bachelor and The Bachelorette to get to what is
the most important television program on Earth, Bachelor, I Pair Dice.

(05:00):
So this is all just the Farm League. This is
just getting the farm teams to get to like, we
just get to know the players so that when when
it's basically the hottest, most troublemaking guys that didn't get
picked and the hottest, most troublemaking gals that didn't get picked,
and they bless them all down to Mexico to si Elita,
and then we just watched them like humping hot tubs

(05:22):
and fight and get drunk. It's it's truly, it's worth
it's worth sitting through these first two franchises to get
to you. Also with us are our women that are
are American heroes. Um, they are such treasures, one of
whom braved and gave herself her first quarantine haircut. Uh,

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Katie Levine. Ladies and gentlemen, how did your haircut turn out?
It's good. I didn't wash it today, but yeah, it's
it's okay. I have normally curly hair, and so it's
very forgiving, you know. Thankfully I've given myself three haircuts.
I wish I didn't do that last when I got cocky,
when I ordered a razor and I raised her my
own hard went awry. So that's that's what's happening. He's like,

(06:03):
by the thinning shears, and I'm like, I do not
trust myself enough to use thinning shears. I'll tell you, Sarah,
have you gotten a professional haircut or color since January?
I did when they when they reopened for that three
weeks or something. Well, but here's why, Braver, I don't know.
But like she, I've been going to the same woman
for a really long time. It's just her. It's her salon.

(06:27):
She there's no one else in there. She doesn't run
out another chair, so it's one and and so I
she you know, when she reopened um when they were
allowed to, but now they shut down again. So god,
I mean, but it still feels like it was still
against too long ago because it's just long and there's
a lot happening. But I got the yard and I
would I would drive over my own face for a highlight, Katie.

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I mean, I liked it. The first ten minutes of
this podcast has just been Sarah talking about how she's
broken every rule. Oh god, that was open, they were
open or open kie. But now that they're gonna do
outdoor cut, so it's it's technically illegal right now to
get your hair cut outside because there's hygiene rules, but

(07:12):
they don't really apply to a lot of hair cutting stuff.
So now they're talking about changing the laws and think
it's all of California to be able to do it outside,
which I was absolutely good. It's weird, though, how are
they going to do it? How are they going to
set it up? Like they can set me on a
fucking sidewalk, They can do it anywhere. They can try
my yard and can cut my hair like I tried.
I don't care, I don't know. I give myself a

(07:34):
lob and I regretted it. Also also with us today
as a woman born as Anna, I called Tanna ladies
and gentlemen Anna, Tanna pose me, h me, have you
cut you cut your own hair. You had a success though,
you just get it and it was a success. Yeah,
I just I have I know one haircut that my
hair style has taught me, and it's the A line

(07:56):
Bob and that's all I can do. And it's my
Panic cut. Did it, Chrispy Adela? Did you go to
a barber? I have? I have been breaking every COVID
nineteen would rags submit? You don't care? I'm not the
best at it? No, I'm yeah, I've gone too many

(08:16):
haircutting places. When it first began, like I did like
a full head shave. They looked like a fantastic Sam's
in Burbank. I don't need much. You know that is
ground zero for COVID. No. No, and told me it's
like Armenian older Armenian lady cuts my hand. She goes
this whole thing is terrible. Because I love Chinese food.

(08:36):
I think that I don't think that's how it works.
There was no there was no convincing hair. Yeah. Well,
at least you've got your line in the stand at
your hairstylist here. Who are you guys? Brad Wallmax season.
I did not watch Brad season, Sarah, did you watch it?
Did he new to me. Yeah, I did not watch it.
He was new to me too, And was this the
last season before like white screen TVs? Because you know,

(08:59):
like how like everything was cut off on the side.
So interesting two thousand seven, I feel like my dad
went in hard on like a flat screen TV and
like and it was like eight grand you know what
I mean to get a why like a one for
your what like he like went on like a bend
or and bought like an eight thousand dollar really shitty
wide screen TV. Um, it was. It was nice. I

(09:21):
actually enjoyed watching someone season that I hadn't seen. He's
a handsome man. He was so handsome. And this was
back in the day when they brought in outsiders. They
were like, we're gonna go find an eligible hot person
who was either rich or like. This is when you
didn't have to come up through the ranks. It wasn't
all just like feeding its own tail Firestone. That guy

(09:42):
he was Andrew. He was an heir to the tire
before fortunate and then there was a Foot, a football player.
But yeah, people from the outside world. And I actually
think it's smart because by the time it gets so
insular that then like I think when they started adding
and they started re sly in the past few years,
they started adding in pageant gals, and then it got

(10:03):
so like once that happens and the guys that come
into like like it becomes you get stuck in the
same cycle. Like I think it's good to bring in
fresh blood. Um. So it's twenty two thousand seven. Here
comes Brad Womack and his boot cut jeans. Just the
fashions alone. I mean, I was surprised at how handsome
he was. Um, and I was surprised at like a

(10:25):
blousy blazer and a bootcut gene. Sarah, how are you
feeling about that coming your way? Yeah, I feel I
would feel good about it. You know, I felt pretty
so I think one too many times while I was watching,
and I kept telling my husband that he was like, God,
he's so handsome, and he's like, Okay, you know that's cool.
I got it. I actually was like, I bet Starr
I felt like he was your type, sort of like
because I really liked him, like his main flows, he

(10:47):
couldn't commit. I was like, I bet he had Sarah
would have chemistry. I feel like you would have done.
I bet he would have liked you. I feel like
you're right. Maybe you know, I don't know about him
two thousand and seven, if he would have liked me,
I think things have gotten better for me instead of,
you know, the opposite. But um yeah, I was. And
I also feel like he had like the nice like
the five o'clock shadow, like he kind of looked like

(11:08):
he was in quarantine before quarantine. Was he was hot?
What were you, Chris Frangela? Did you ever rocket bootcut? Jean?
I did? I loved a bootcut? Oh yes, As a
matter of fact, Uh, I remember Chelsea Lately had first
began when this season started, so I was pretty I was.
I was familiar with this this Brad Womack guy because

(11:29):
we were doing a lot of Brad Walmack coverage on
on that season. So I when I started watching, and
I'm like, oh, this guy I know because I was
on several I don't know if you guys remember Brad
Wallack from Chelsea Lately, but I was on several things
he news with Brad Wallack and they introduced him as
Brad walmat like several different times. So uh, but he

(11:50):
was a handsome. He looked like a mix of Richard
Gere and Tom Cruise. Yeah, I got I got that
vibe from he was I would say he was like
one of the most handsome bachelor's I've seen. An How
did you feel about Brad Womack as a male specimen
coming on your television from two thousand seven last night?
You he was very handsome, and I think that's why

(12:12):
he got to be Bachelor twice because he was so
handsome and he seemed to have remorse, like he seemed
to go through therapy and everything. Before we get started.
I don't want to let my listeners down. As our
book club, I'm going to read the uh we started
last week. As you guys know, Chris and Sarah, this
is probably your first time in the beautiful romata in
like Lobby, that is the study of Chris Harrison's house.

(12:36):
It was it was amazing. Do what you say? This
man has all the money in Hollywood. Somewhere up in
like Hidden Hills. There was a room that's been out.
He could choose any backdrop he wants. He's like, this
is it. This is the room. It's like a big
oak desk with an insane rainbow painting, piles of piles

(12:56):
of roses not in vases anywhere, his son that hates him,
Harrison Harrison. And then his book, which is out of print.
Because I had to, I bought a copy and I
mailed it to Jerry Trainer, so we had a fan
of ours email that they bought me a copy. I'm
gonna read the second paragraph. It's a romance. It's a
romance novel. It's sort of like a Nicholas Sparks book.

(13:17):
Just to like catch you up with the first paragraph.
There's a woman named Lee Merrill who works in advertising,
who's always been surrounded by men and her Joseph Middlebury
is her boss. That he's finally promoted her to the
corner office. And because he's promoted her, he now can
ask her out because she's no longer she's now been
promoted a little and he can finally hit on her.

(13:38):
So that's where we are one. Okay, so um, she thought,
So this is the last sentence of the last paragraph.
Why not, she thought it, as she thought at the time,
it might be fun. Lee never dated someone like Joseph,
a man who had grown up in Manhattan, gone to
expensive boarding schools, dined with presidents and celebrities. For two years,

(14:00):
they've been happy together. WHOA wow, So they go from
like a date to like they're together for two years.
For two years, they've been happy together and both love
and business. They lived in apartments around the corner from
each other, enjoyed Thai food and going to concerts, doing
The Times crossword over locks and bagels on Sunday mornings.

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Their friends seemed they seemed like a said, they seemed
like a perfect match. Yet when Joseph stood up at
the launch party for Lee's latest book, tapped the side
of his wineglass with his butter knife, and that's that.
He had something important to say, a very special question
he needed to ask, she felt her whole body goes stiff.
He wouldn't, she thought, not now, not here in front
of everyone. Literally, the first paragraph is him about to

(14:46):
ask her out on a date, and the second paragraph
is them two years later. I that is this is
an insane Sarah, you're you're a best selling author. How
does that track for you as a as a spacetime continuum?
You know, it's interesting, it's interesting. Um, it sounds too.
I mean, I I I respect that. He just was like,

(15:07):
I don't really know what to put in here, So
I'm just gonna go forward to to another part of
the story, theddle of the book. Yeah, I don't want
more people. I'm just gonna get to the You know,
I'm a person that likes to read the end of
the book first. So this is kind of right up
my alley. It sounds like it sounds like he gives
you the end of what before it gets started. Do
you think Chris Harrison actually wrote this on his own? No?

(15:28):
Absolutely not no, Right, he probably had a like a
co writer or a ghost right, I don't. I don't
have the actual book in my hand. But like if
if they're if like say for Agiola wrote it, which
I'm guessing he did, like that would be somewhere on
the flap, right, would be like it would it be

(15:49):
like a special thanks to Chris fra Angela for writing
all of this? Like how does that work? Interesting? I've
interestingly been through this conversation. So you can fight too.
If you're gonna write it and you want your credit
on the on the cover, they will say with I
would like with Chris Fringe all up? Um, And then
but if they if the person hiring you wants you

(16:11):
to remain completely like just they just want to put
it out there like it's there's you just write it,
you get zero credit, cash your check, and you go
on with you. It's so crazy that somebody can say
they wrote a book who's never written the book. Like
that's a crazy thing that that's actually allowed. Oh, I
mean every there's so many that you see with on

(16:31):
the bottom of it. Any athletes that's ever written a book,
or most rock stars, it just says with somebody, it's
never them. And I highly, highly doubt it was Chris Harrison. Yeah,
I wish it was. But I mean, what did you
guys think when you saw his his study Chris Well,
he did have a guitar in the background, to which

(16:54):
did he ever kick that up? And never that's just
there to make him look like a guy writes folks
in place, guitar are and a chill dude. Could I
feel like we finally got to the end of content
like that, we because like next week, you know, we've
been doing these every week and they're like coming up next,
it's Chris Souls. We've already done Christ Souls. Like I

(17:15):
think ABC has literally run out of content, Like they're
now stringing this is all just like still time till
time till we get like Blackish back on the air.
This is all just like Vamp Vamp, just vamp a
little and now they're vamping within the Vamp as if,
like I think they've officially run out of everything. I
couldn't believe that it was on last night in prime

(17:36):
time for three hours. They could have gotten this done
between eight and oh. Completely. I was just waiting to
see what they looked like now. I was excited to
get to them now. And the gals all look pretty good.
The gals kept it together. Yeah, Katie texted us and

(17:57):
said that he looked like a PTSD survivor and he didn't,
That's what I said, Okay, yeah, really, but he did.
He did have that glint of like he'd been through
it and this was like a scarring experience for him.
It was kind of strange because I mean, I guess,
obviously see the whole season, but other than the fact

(18:20):
that he just didn't kick anybody, it didn't seem It's
not like he did something. You know, it's kicked someone
and then changed his mind and then you know, which
has happened like uh, you know left. Yeah, he didn't
do like an R or something. So I thought it
was kind of strange that they were. I guess it
was like the first one where someone didn't get picked,
So maybe Chef didn't pick anybody. I remember she said

(18:43):
I choose not to choose, and that's when I hopped
out of the franchise. I think because he seems so
in love that he seems so in Maybe I don't know, Kate, Anna,
you didn't watch the season, Katie, did you watch this
season when it happened? And what was it shot? Because
he seemed so into them? Was it like, did he
seem really in love with them? And that's why it

(19:04):
was shocking? Well, it was just like it seemed like
he was going to choose one. I can't remember exactly,
like it seemed like what was he named? Diana, Deanna Dianna. Yes,
I feel like I thought he was going to choose
her yum. But I remember just being very surprised, like
my mom and I'm being very surprised. I mean, I
could see if he seemed to all. And so we
get to meet this guy and he had a Richester

(19:26):
rag story. They grew up with a big house, a
nice pool, a nice neighborhood. They didn't realize how fortunate
they were. And then his parents got divorced and I
moved from a fancy place in Atlanta to a double
wide trailer in Texas, and they had they had a
video image of a van dragging a dumpster on the highway,
and he said, life can change. There's no way that

(19:47):
was his family dragging a dumpster from Atlanta. Like literally
I had to back it up and be like is
that a van with it? Like like is there a
dumpster with a van attached dragging a dumpster like across
that's the footage that they Sarah, how did you did
you notice the dumpster getting dropped behind the van? I did,
and I was like and I thought to myself, like

(20:07):
this is just they're you know, putting things together and
there this is boredom on the production team because they're like,
can we get a footage of a dumpster? You know?
Like just there's like so all in those of like
his life became a dumpster fire. Like his life was
great and a baby boy because like the dad's like
I'm gonna come, I'll be there, like in an hour,
we're gonna go. We're gonna go against Coles Cash. We're

(20:29):
going to calls and then he never shows up for
five years, which is damaging. Like I can see how
particularly like the age of eleven or twelve, Like Frangiole
when you his story was pretty brutal. What did you
think when you heard his childhood story? Um? Yeah, I mean,
I like it was. It's like every childhood story. You know,

(20:51):
you have to don't You have to make like the
guys that handsome and like he has it together. That's
there's got to be a dumpster in your past somewhere,
and I'm glad you had one. So it's truly you
either become a comedian, a stripper, or a bachelor, Like
I like, it's there's only three options if you've got
that dumpster fire in your ow too perfect. Yeah, so

(21:13):
I'm glad that you're right. If you're that good looking,
there's no reason why you're still single and you own
three businesses, you live in Austin, you're super hot. There's
some major dumpster, like an actual dumpster fire in the past,
dragged by a car or somewhere dragged by a van.
So he has business partners and looks out that they're

(21:34):
all his brothers. They have four businesses like run bars
and nightclubs, and he's looking for his soul mate. He's
ready to get down on one knee and uh, he's ready.
He wants to propose, and he's all in. And then
so they go to the Calabasas and all the limos
show up, and it is a chef's kiss to like
a parade of jewel tone gowns coming out, just so

(21:57):
many jewel tone gowns straight from after the final rose
audience member and into the limo. Sarah, two thousand seven,
jewel tone gown? What color is your jewel? How are
you dress like? What kind of a barrel curl? Are
you wearing a mermaid cot? What is your outfit? Getting
out of the limit? Two thousand seven jewel tone? Give it?

(22:18):
I would I'm gonna go with like an emerald. I
think I like nic I'm going to go with emerald.
Probably some like some emerald earrings with a little gold
on them, you know, for you to match. Um I
had I think I had not the best haircut of
my life in two thousand and seven nobody, so I
probably would had, you know, I cut it a little.

(22:39):
I have very curly hair, and I wear it long
now because that's what works best. But I used to
cut it very short and it would grow upwards, uh,
like towards the sky kind of. So I feel like
I would have had that. It would have been big,
it was hot and calabasas. It would have been a
little fluffy. Yeah. I tend to sweat when I wear
certain materials. It probably would have been a sweaty, a

(23:01):
sweaty Emerald taffada. Yeah. Yeah. And then and then I
see sounds like getting to ross. Oh no, I'm going
I'm going right home. I would think he's very handsome,
and then i'd say something stupid and probably trip and
then he did, he'd send me home. I did love
that girl that he would walked down the stairs. He said,
you look beautiful, and she goes, thank you, and then
she fell down the stairs. And I loved it, and

(23:21):
I completely related. I think I would wear a fusion
mullet dress, so it would be like it would be
strapless and like tight up top and then sort of
poofed out in the front with like a mini skirt
in the front, and then like a trail on the
back because I and then like a platform peep toe
like knockoff lu butan that was like a Jessica Simpson

(23:43):
platform like nude heel with like a really high platform
and um maybe a barrel curl maybe a barrel curl. Um,
but it would have been pink and mullet. And I
would have also come out and seen how handsome he
was and made like I would have been like I
would have like made my ask bark. I was like
I taught my ask a few tricks and like I

(24:03):
would have like backed it up like a boss like
or like attacked him like a dog like with my ask.
And um, I would be in like the highlight reel
of like the weirdos that didn't get the Maybe maybe
the producers would kick me around for the middle of
just for like comic effect, but I wouldn't be getting
the first impression. Rose Chris, what are you going to
wear as your in your boot cut era? Yeah, well

(24:26):
I did. I was. I was bootcut guy. It's embarrassing
to admit I was bloot cuck. I was tucked in shirt.
I just rem u that might have been a tal
end of highlights for me, even might have been oh
you had highlighted frost and tip did do it? I
did a frosted tip, but I might have still I
took a little further than people should have. I took

(24:49):
up a little one or two years beyond what you
should have. So, yeah, it was a bad situation. I
recently looked back at a picture of that time and
it was bad. But definitely your book cut. But like
a chunky boodle like almost like a motorcycle cowboy boot
like that. I don't know if it was a sketcher

(25:09):
somebody made it. Yeah I was. I didn't have the
Fried money. I went like a sketcher more back then.
Back then I didn't have Fried money. So it was
definitely a sketcher with a chunky soul. Anna, what are
you wearing? Two thousand seven jewel tone? How are you
fucking impressing? Brad brad Wala getting two thousand, seven thousand

(25:31):
seven jewel tone? What are you wearing? How are you
going to impress? Maybe like a teal? Right, I love this?
That a jewel tone, I don't know, yeah, like a
hot teal? Loving it? Yeah, a teal? One of those
like dresses that it's like, um like rouched on the
side at it, Like what I wore the prom Yes,
like a mermaid rush. Yeah, like a mermaid rush with

(25:54):
like alter mermaid ruche. I think I'm describing my prom
jess for that early. This was all before everybody were
cold shoulder. This was pre cold shoulder. This is full
Emerald rushing. Okay, So then we find out he's ready,
he's all in. This is his first go around. The
women are like, he is hot um um. They were

(26:15):
asking if you grew up in a farm because he
was from Texas and had an accent even though it's
austin Um. And then I enjoyed some of the ladies,
the ladies that went awride, the woman who said she'd
always been flexible and she wrapped her legs around and
like walked around on her asshole. Sarah, we won by that.
I was actually and I've practiced it myself. Shortly afterwards,

(26:36):
chrispi Angela, would you be grossed out by webbed toes
getting displayed to you? Absolutely? What is the grossest thing
a woman's ever showed you at a comedy show? Oh? God, um,
you know got some woman showed me a surgery. She
was a picture of a surgery she was getting on
her vagina. She showed us. She showed me a picture

(26:59):
of it because brought it up. And I don't know,
but just an older woman. I mean I'm talking sixties.
And she showed me a picture on her phone of
the surgery. What was it on the but I saw it,
you know, it was a picture of her vagina. Basically
you can't see that. It was shocking. It seems haunting

(27:20):
your Reactually it feels punting. Just bring it up now,
haunts me? Um So? Then um so, then there's a
lady that goes swimming on the first night. He's like,
I think you should take your pants off. Um So.
Then he was really struck by a lady named Jenny
who just had a laugh. She just lit up the night.
She loved his laugh. And um I did enjoy the
girl walking down the stairs. You said, you look beautiful.

(27:42):
She said, thank you, and then she fell down the stairs.
Have you ever fallen on a date? Anybody here? Has
anybody here ever? Raise your hand if you've fallen on
a date? I think I I mean, I've fallen so many.
I'm very clumsy at like, especially when I get nervous.
So I'm trying to think of like a specific instance.
But I I know that I have, I know that
I have, I've I've turned like a guy. I really

(28:05):
had a crush on And I smashed my head in
the corner of like a door, like the like the
bend of the door, and it was like like a legitimate,
like really hard, like I was really fucked up, Like
I wanted to cry, but I couldn't cry. And they
do have them like two hours to visit me, and
I'd like smash my head and I like concussion level smash.

(28:26):
But then I had like a like a lump and
I had to like keep being the host for a
couple of hours. It was not great, Katie, have you
hurt yourself? No, I'm trying to remember. I don't think,
so nothing comes to mind. So Dianna and Jenny stole
his heart from the beginning. Jenny made the big She
got the first impression rose she's a dancer. She had

(28:47):
a big laugh, too good to be true, and she
kept saying, I feel like Brad is my boyfriend. And
she has a lot. There was lots of candles and
she's like, thanks for being the man I dream about.
I'm falling in love with you. It's interesting, like re
watching this in speed time. We didn't see them actually
talk about anything but her laugh and the fact that
she was falling in love with them, like there was
no other information exchange. Um, and she was like, I

(29:09):
just want you to know that I stand by you
no matter what you choose. And she starts crying and
she's like, I wanted to tell you yesterday that I
loved you, but I was just so scared. I was
so scared. And He's like, Jenny's great, She's so He's
so happy and so loving. I couldn't get a read on.
She seemed like a nice person. She seemed very sweet
and a sped up thing. I couldn't quite tell anything. Chris,

(29:32):
what did you think of Jenny? Were you all in
on his choice? Jenny? No, I didn't like either one
of the girls from that first season, But I'm getting
to both seasons kind of confused. But the first season
is to Brunette to Brunettes, Yes, right, alright, No, I wasn't.
I wasn't in either one of them. I thought that's her,
but they looked better when they when they caught up
with them later when they came back. Sarah, what did

(29:54):
you think of Jenny laughing. She was a dancer. He
she wanted him to come watch her dance. She planned
out their life all right, Okay, now I was looking
up her photo too, because I just got them confused.
Um no, I Yeah. The thing is with not having
seen the season and then with them, like you're saying
being sped up, is you don't get much of a
read like in fact, last night was like, Oh, the

(30:15):
women seem less crazy in these earlier days, I think
because honestly, I think this was like when people actually
wanted to be on and it wasn't like their agents
getting them on. Well, I think there was no Instagram,
so you couldn't quit your job. You had to go
back to like either you were gonna win, You're gonna
be the Bachelor, or you went home and you became
a dentist or whatever, like the dental hygenis like like

(30:36):
and you couldn't go to paradise. So there was no
after for this, right, So that's why. So they're a
little more normal because they can't use their personality to
try to, yeah, get some sort of sponsor posts. Yeah,
but yeah, I mean she seems super nice. They just
all the first two on the first season they all

(30:57):
just seemed a little boring, Like I just was like,
but he doesn't. He seems a little boring too. So
it's like, all right, well they'll just be kind of
like normal boring people together in a good way, Like
you're not you know, nobody's throwing a champagne in each
other's faces. Yeah, hot, normal boy. So Dianna was nervous.
She's she gets nervous around him, and he's like, oh,
you don't show it. She's like, you're the whole package.
We found out that her mom died when she was young,

(31:19):
and that made her just know that life was precious.
And she's a real estate agent and a bartender at night,
so he liked her hustle. So then they went. I
actually thought the party with the grandparents was fun. When
they did the it was like the big fact Greek wedding.
That was fun. I thought that was fun. And they
were the grandpa's like, let's have a party, and then um,
they're like oh bah. And then he said, I am

(31:41):
falling in love. I am I've met the person I
can be with. I can see Diana lasting a lifetime,
but there is someone else, Like there's a little bit
of this guy kind of talking himself into it, but
I did. He did seem not to be a psychopath.
You legitimately seemed like he liked both of them. And

(32:02):
then on proposal day, Kelly was h or Jenny was first.
And what's brutal about this is he gives so many compliments.
In the beginning of his speech, it was like I
met you. Yeah. Sarah just reacted to that. Yeah, because
I was like, I was like this, this is why
she I could see why she'd be mad because usually
kind of like they give you like right away, usually

(32:24):
the girl's face is like, oh, you're not picking me,
you know, like it's pretty there's He really dragged it
out and was like, really, I would have thought he
was picking me too. He bought a ring, right yea, yeah, okay,
so he was planning and giving it somebody. He had
a ring and he's like, I think you're great. I
think you're great, but I want something more. Um. And

(32:48):
then she walked out and he was like, please look
at me. She wouldn't look at him, she wouldn't really
hug him, and she was like, don't be like that. UM.
I thought that was so weird. When he was like
uh what. He was like, what's basically he said, like,
what's wrong with your problems? Yea? And I thought we
were gonna get and thought this was it. I thought
I just met the guy was gonna marry. And she

(33:09):
was like, it was so hard for me to tell
you how I felt, and now I feel embarrassed for
telling you. And he's like sorry, and like off she goes.
And then there's Diana and he's like, he's like, in
the beginning of his speech, I've never met anybody like
you in my entire life. Um, you know, I always said,
we both always said we want to get married one time,

(33:30):
one and only I just said goodbye to Jenny. So
in her brain she's like, okay, here we go. This
is it. And then he goes hold on real quick,
and he used her up on the podium and he
takes a walk about on the He starts like like
like walking around the property of some weird garden and
Malibu or something over looking like Pepperdine and and he

(33:52):
was like, um, he goes, I'm so sorry. I need
to be completely honest, and he said that like this,
I can't look you in your eye singular, I can't
look you in your eye and tell you I love you.
I can't I have to tell you goodbye. And she goes,
I don't understand. And he goes, I am sure, and

(34:12):
you're not, and and and and he says, well, by
all accounts, today has been nothing short of brutal. Dude,
When he left her up on that podium and started
like pacing around the garden, yeah, it was uncomfortable to watch.
I was like, it's like it was. It reminded me
of like an athlete, like preparing for some kind of

(34:32):
like big game or something that. Yeah, it was weird. Chris,
have you I'm not particularly good at breaking up with
people historically. Have you had brutal breakups? Chris ran no No.
I thought about that as I was watching him last night.
I've like chicken out of every one of them. I
mean almost to the point where I've done some of

(34:53):
them via text and stuff or just stopped talking, you know.
So yeah, so it's brutal in a different way. It's
brut really brutal in it. In personally, I was also
a massive ghoster. I was just a ghoster. That's the
word we're using now. Yeah, But back then that they
wouldn't use that word. It was just you were a dick,
you know. And Sarah, have you had a brutal breakup? Yes,

(35:16):
I've had a couple, but like not like but brutal
in the sense of like dramatic, you know, in the
in the mid nineties, you know, thinking, you know, doing
drive bys, you know those kinds. This is obviously something
that broke up with me, you know. So yeah, so
I did a couple, you know, like like drive I've

(35:37):
never really understood why I did drive bias because you
can't really tell anything from it. I mean maybe if
the car is there, you know, that home or not,
but that's all you know. Because it was before social media,
it was like we could really stock online. I feel
that I've done or drive by. If I'm being very
honest with myself and our listeners and my friends here,
I believe I have done a drive by. Everybody Sawn,

(35:59):
drive by, Katie, Katie. Have you done to drive by?
Of course I have everybody. Anna, Anna, you're the youngest
member here in the world that has so media. Have
you done a drive by? Uh No, I don't think
I have. High school there was enough you know drive by.

(36:20):
You didn't do a high school drive by. There's no
high school drive by. I mean maybe yeah, like on
a crush, but not like on an actual yeah or
anything like that. Yeah, maybe not a crush that I
would have that, oh for sure, drive by crush, Yeah yeah,

(36:40):
drive by on a crush. All right, we're gonna take
a break and we'll be right back with season two
of Bread Well Mac oh yeah, a sexual time. So
here we are. We're back. Were it? After the final rose?

(37:02):
And and they're like, wow, so you couldn't commit to Dianna?
Why not? He's like, well, I actually felt like he
was very lucid and kind of reasonable. He's like, he's like,
you know, I just I didn't want to. I think
I didn't want to make false promises. And they were
like why by the ring was like when I went
ring shopping, I had a big gut feeling that I
had a few problems and I tried to process and

(37:22):
he went into therapy. It's like, I can see if
you've known these people for four weeks, it's actually a
lucid thing to be like I'm not ready to get married,
Like that's not a crazy sentiment. How did you feel
about him? And after the Final Roads, Sarah Colowna. I
mean I definitely think, like I get. I mean, I
thought he made sense, you know, I think. I mean again,

(37:45):
I think his tactic of of the the telling them
that he was breaking up with them while making it
seem like he was about to propose to them was
a little harsh. I know what. He was like, tomorrow
is going to be a great day. Yeah, that was
that was really weird that he said that to her, Um,
and she's like, why did you say that to me? Um?

(38:05):
But other than that, I feel like he just was
like this, I'm not ready and you know, and that
makes sense. So we we saw both of them now
present day, and both of them echoed each other that
they both felt so self assured they knew that Brad
was going to choose them, and that they actually felt
secure knowing that it was going to be them, but

(38:26):
that if it wasn't going to be them, that they
liked each other that then that and that they left thinking, well,
at least she's with Dianna, you know, and then it
turned out he was with nothing with neither of them.
Now you enjoyed seeing them now, Chris Fragila, I did, Yeah,
that's what I was waiting for. It was exacted to me.
Tell me every tell me all your thoughts. Well, I
mean I love any type of you know, seeing people

(38:49):
from thirteen years, anytime they do any of that makeover
stuff on the Today Show whatever, I'm big fan. Because
that was when I heard when they keep teasing that
they were coming up. Yeah, that's that's why I stuck
around for three hours, especially the Brad guy. I wanted
to see how that one turned out. I was surprised
at how he turned out. I was surprised at the

(39:15):
beard um. I was surprised at that he did feel
so haunted Stull that he did feel like it legitimately
messed him up a little. Anna, I feel like your
instinct was right when like like that that. I think
you take a guy who's probably pretty fragile from his
dad early on, and then you put him through this

(39:36):
machine twice. And I don't know what happened with he
and Emily, but like he got publicly shamed once and
then he thought he was like good love. It seemed
like this is a guy that has maybe had some
like he never fully shook at Sarah. What do you think, Well,
I would I'm curious. I would like to know what
happened with him in Emily, because it seems he's seemed

(40:00):
to me more damaged by that than by anything else.
Like I think i think she must have left him
or something, because I'm going to text our historian. Are
we have a bachelor historian? I'm gonna texture right now. Yeah,
because they wouldn't. I mean, I know, she said she
takes some responsibility, you know, or something like. I saw
something vague like that, but I didn't. I didn't get
a read on why they broke up, and I feel

(40:22):
like they were pretty mum about its, like the inside scoop. Yeah,
because she was. It seemed to me that seemed like
what Really it seemed like he was like, Okay, I
go through all this shit, I break up with both girls.
I get you know, everyone hates me. Someone slaps me
across the face in the beginning of the show. Everyone
hates him super weird um. And then in America hates him.

(40:45):
Women in America hate him. Yeah, and then he falls
and then I think he fell in love, and then
I think she must I think she broke up with
him or broke his heart or something, and that's why.
He was like, this is the bachelor ruined me girl. Yeah,
this is a blonde girl who's Emily explained the plane

(41:06):
crash of her boyfriend at the time very strangely. She
goes and the plane took off and it didn't land,
and I was like, wait, what is that so crash?
I think she could have said that much easier. Yeah,
like it disappeared or something, and even he was just
like what, so what did happen? Yeah, this brutal, terrible story, terrible,

(41:30):
and she's so she's literally like if you're into like
Southern bells, she was like the dream version, the like
like literal like text. If you want a Southern bell
no one can compete against. She was so cute and
like sweet and had that terrible story and like, well, okay,
so here we are, but also real quick, sorry, wasn't

(41:52):
there Her boyfriend was older, right or something. I'm not sure.
I think it's her husband or were they mayor I
don't know they were married, they were engaged, but she
was like, we got engaged when I turned eighteen or something.
So there was like a weird there was real yeah,
I know, but I was just confused as to like, yeah,

(42:15):
when I was like, wait, I'm confused about the timing
of anyway, it doesn't matter. It was it wasn't a
lot very sad. So what did you think of Dianna
and Jenny present day Sarah? Um that they like they
both seemed like fine. I mean they first of all,
they had lived in nice. Everyone seems to have come

(42:35):
out of it with a nice place to live. You know,
everybody has like the nice restoration hardware, like like think
they really they all like eighteen kids, They look great.
They you know, it seemed like everybody landed okay. The
gals all did okay, So we're meeting Brad again. It
was the opening package for his second go round as

(42:58):
the bachelor. He was in Austin. He's alone. Um, he
felt like a jerk. He's wearing a leather bracelet. It's now,
it's three years later, They've asked him to be the bachelor,
and he was like, what's wrong with me? And he
did a lot of looking inside of himself and he
got very upset. They had a hard few years where

(43:18):
he literally locked the door on his house and hid
inside his apartment because everybody was like screaming at him
out in public. He was a broken man. He needed help,
he needed to make a change, he needed it, had
had trust issues, need to work on his past, and
so his father. That's when he learned that his father
told his brother and himself that he was going to

(43:39):
pick him up for a day. And he didn't hear
from him for five years, and you know, and then
so we've seen him today and he goes, look, I've
got a beard, Chris. It's not my corn. Beard is
my old and I don't care beard, and I'm gonna
shoot straight. I don't know why I said tomorrow is
gonna be a good day. I don't know, but I
care about what people think about me. I had women

(44:00):
from fift eighty two years old cussed me out, but
my mama said to me, this too shall pass. I
felt badly for him, Yeah, I felt badly for him.
It makes me realize how much this like, how much
the fans like respond and stock and don't let you
live it down. And this was really before Instagram, and

(44:22):
it was like like harder to have access because Twitter
was happening, but there was no Instagram. But they could
start getting in touch with you because Twitter was gone on, right,
That's true. I felt bad for him when I was
watching the action movie sequence that they all had to
appear in what was an action movie and you gotta
figure a guy that handsome on the network show. They

(44:42):
were probably like, hey, maybe we could spend this guy
into some sort of actor on a thing. And then
once they saw that, they're like, oh, no, I am
to tell you. So they go on this group day
after the opening night. All the women like know exactly
who he is. The first woman says, are you Brad
brad Well ma, and she's like yeah, and he goes.
She goes like I have a I have a message

(45:03):
for you from every woman in America and she just
slaps him across the face, which was pretty fast. Thinking
if they didn't know that he was the bachelor, Katie,
I was confused by that because I couldn't remember. Did
they really not know it was him? Like back then
people just went in having no idea who the bachelor was.
They looked surprised, they were like wait, they were like
is that Brad that? I mean they really I don't know.

(45:28):
I guess maybe they didn't tell people back then, or
maybe they kept this one of secret because it was
him and they wanted to funk with the girls. I
don't know, And the women were saying, he's got a
nervous vibe, like a villain. He's squirming. How about the
two The two women he liked were the ones that
were like, I respect that you didn't pick somebody. You've
been through a lot, you're honest, So that those are
the women that he liked. How about the woman with

(45:50):
the fangs? Oh, yeah, that was I didn't understand what
was happening. Were those real or was that? Like? What
was that? And Anna tell, what do the kids do
with the fangs? What was that? I have never I, uh,
what did the kids do? I have no idea. It
looked like she had the clippins, but also she could
have easily have shaved how her teeth shaved that way.

(46:12):
I didn't like that. I didn't like it. I'm not
trying to fang shame anybody, but I didn't. I didn't
like it. I didn't like it. But then they do,
they go into Universal Studios or something and they do that.
I thought that stunt date was one of the best
group dates I have ever seen. I wanted to do it.
It looked really fun, and you're right, here's this good
looking guy. They're like, we could make him a star,
and he was terrible, terrible, terrible. That have been very

(46:36):
disappointing to like the casting people thinking we can make
this guy into somebody, you can make this guy into
like a syndicated show sort of like like what was
that show that Pamla Anderson was on that wasn't bay Watch?
It was d I P. And then yes, v I P.
He could be on like a v I P patrolling
vetas beach shows that show, it was a that show.

(47:02):
The guy that did that Pamela Anderson's hair on v
I P did my hair on a show and I
remember he accidentally burned her hair off with a curling
iron before she went on the Tonight show and she
was in the rage. Okay, so they go, we meet
Michelle Money and it's all about action adventure and Shell
Chantell gave it the most and then she kept like

(47:24):
tongue kissing him. She tied him up and she just
kept it wasn't in the script and they're like, no, no, no,
you just tie him up and you say your line.
She's like, okay, let me try it to get then
she would do it and then just get in there
and grind and tongue kiss as a lady, Sarah, if
you're competing against that and you see some lady grinding
up and just sticking her tongue and like, how threatened
are you by Sean Tal? I don't know if it's

(47:46):
threatened so much. It's just like, okay, you know this
is this is what we're doing, um and kind of
like well, probably like I would think it was, especially
if I had watched his season, I would think that
was too aggressive for him. Yes, yes, he seemed like it.
He seemed like he was not into that. He was
a little matter spy, at least from what I was like.

(48:07):
I think he kind of liked it, but also would
not have requested it. Yeah, I don't think he's like
into the to the He didn't seem you know, as
much as I know about him now. And he has nice,
nice hands. I noticed he had great, big hands. Yeah.
I wrote that down twice on my notes about the show.
Great big hands, nice hands, Yeah, did you? And like

(48:29):
you said, he's got I didn't let him watch. I
didn't look him let him look at my notes. No, no, no,
but yeah, I feel like I would have probably been like, oh,
you know, I mean, especially because this is before women
were sort of acting out like that on the show.
So I probably would have been thrown off by it
as a as a contestant, but if I also would
have thought, he's not into that, honey, bigness, honey, honey, no, no, no, honey, no.

(48:54):
I enjoyed a Michelle Money. Who's got the best name ever,
Michelle Money. She goes, well, she goes, no, no, n
tell when I kiss Brad, I'm gonna I'm gonna give
him a sensual, sexy slippery kiss. Frangela, have you ever
been given a sensual sexy slippery kiss? Sure? Yeah, slippery.

(49:17):
I just think of like a newt or a get
go like I think of, I don't essential sexy slippery kiss. Yeah,
it doesn't sound good. The slippery possible issue the first okay, Yeah,
so that she wakes up and she's got a black eye,
which is something. Yeah, I didn't know that that was

(49:42):
a thing. I didn't know that that I could like
wish that on somebody, you know what I mean, like
that I could will wake up for the black eye. Um,
and uh, she goes, I'm gonna have to get Brad
to kiss my eye and it will make it better.
This is when she's starting to get a little bit crazy.
She has so she goes and she corners him, and

(50:03):
she's wearing an insane statement necklace. It's a double. It's
a double chunky necklace that has giant turquoise. The jeweled
things all like like two or three of them, but
there's like fifteen like a chest plate. It's like a
TJ Max chest plate of like Jay Crew insane chunky

(50:23):
statement necklace. Anna, did you notice that? Yeah, that's a
style back then a nice chunky statement necklace. Okay, so
she's got her crazy chunky statement necklace and she was like,
let me tell you something, Brad. You have walls? You
do I feel like we need to dissect you. I'm

(50:47):
not here to make friends. Okay every season he better
watch out. He doesn't know it yet, but I am
his wife. He's mine from here on out. No talking, Brad,
you sit still, no talking. You use some big decisions
to make bread. I don't like them. Kiss, kiss, kiss.
I think you should go send some of the girls

(51:08):
home now and then you can talk to me tomorrow.
Friend Jola, a lady talks to you like this, Michelle
Money's talking to you. Are you in no that that
whole exchange and I don't like I don't know the Bachelor. Well,
I'm sure it happens in every season, but that made
that it made me uncomfortable to watch Sarah Kalana. How

(51:29):
many shiblis would it chake to get you to do that?
Like like to um, not many on me and my
statement necklace? I would, I'd be right in. But I
it is interesting that batchlor in Paradise wasn't on then,
because this seemed like her audition for Bachelor in Paradise. Yes,
this was like the This was like the the seed

(51:52):
that planted Bachelor in Paradise like this, like it was
like a founding seed like future generations. She would have
nailed it. She was a sexy lady. She was killed
it in a hot tub in Salina Um. So then
she was like so then shantal Um, she was like,
you just wanted to have a sexy date with Sean

(52:12):
Tall and Costa Rica. With shantal Like, He's like, don't
tell me, I want to have a sexy date with
shant Tall and Costa Rica. So then he cuts her
and she did something I've never seen before. She drives
off after screaming and screaming and screaming, and she's in
the limo just lying down, just fully living down, driving off,
silent in the limo, eyes like like a mannequin. And

(52:35):
then we see her today and I appreciated that she
actually had enough wherewithal and self awareness to say I'm obnoxious.
I'm incredibly obnoxious. I'm kind of awesome too, which is
a great statement. Sarah, what did you think of this person? Yeah?
I did the laying down in the back of the
limo and just like, there's no tears her. She was
just like staring straight ahead. I was like, oh, she's

(52:57):
done gone lost her ship, like she's about kill a
dog or something like. Yeah, but I appreciate I definitely
appreciated her now going like, oh my god, it makes
me a little bit cringeing to see it. I'm a
little obnoxious. She's like false, So I'm I'm pretty amazing
or whatever. Yeah, that's so awesome. Yeah, I like seeing
her now. I did I enjoyed that? Would you have

(53:21):
would you have made out with Michelle Money Christopher Enjola?
Absolutely Yes, Yes, she was, Yeah, she was. She was
the one who was very good at the action sequence, right, yeah,
very good at kick Yeah, she was good. I was
all right with that. You've been okay with that until
she tied you in a chair and told you not
to speak and to go cut the other lady. Yeah.
And like drawing daylight, I felt like it was too

(53:42):
well lit for that type of dialogue. You know, that's
got to be something done darker. Yeah, it was like
I look like a Hilt and Garden in like the
cold lights on it is. It's like a four points. Yeah,
we've all stayed at way too many of those. God.

(54:06):
I just had flashbacks of like I think I was
in Orlando with Ben Gleeb but at four points once
maybe doing some good. I feel like it was a
show that Michael Yo book. I feel like I might
have been with Michael Yo and Ben Gleeb in a
four points in or Land out for one off and

(54:27):
it was I remember doing this show you can we
can be back in now, But I remember being in
Orlando with Michael Yo Ben Gleeb at four points doing
some I think it was like the improv Orlando at
the mall where there was like a hard rack there
and some guy came up to me at a lot
of boot cut jeans, a lot of the dazzled jeans
on the man and the guy said to me, Um,

(54:49):
I do not enjoy a woman stand up, but I
did like looking at your ass for forty five minutes.
It was so sweet. I felt so I felt really
a scene. I felt really seen that. That's very that's
in Orlando. It's so on brand for an Orlando mall
comedy situation. Okay, so then here we are. So then

(55:13):
we meet his two big finalists in season two, Ashley,
who's a pediatric dentist from Maine. And that's where Sarah,
just to your point, this is all before the people
that were like I wanted to sell Tanner with discount
codes on Instagram, like, and they actually have conversations of
like where do I fit in your life? It's like, well,
I want to be the best dentist I can be,

(55:33):
and so I've studied dental things and I go to
dental school. Like this was like a real human and
they were actually trying to figure out how they fit
into their lives. And that does not happen anymore. No.
Now it's like, you know, how do we like if
we have to live in the same state so that
we can do our sponsored Instagram posts together sponsored content. Yeah,
they all just moved to l A. Now they some

(55:54):
some of them used to move to Nashville, but most
of them, I thing moved to l A summer in Dallas. Um.
So then she was like, so they go on this
date and they has a flip, a big switch, and
they're at a carnival and they find out she's a
similar story. Her father wasn't there. He's homeless. He's still homeless.
And then then we hear again about the dad split
up and not coming to pick him up. They had.

(56:17):
So there has some nice trauma bonding happening. Yeah, there's
some good trauma bond and um and he's like, I'm
falling hard. He loves a gal that just seems happy.
He seems to be drawn to, like they're just happy
all the time, but just be fun. Life is happy.
It's like there's something a little like if you can
just kind of keep it light and breezy, like he
seems to like that Is that a red flag for you,

(56:37):
Chris Fradjola, Yes, yes, that is definitely a red flag
for me, he said. She says, Ashley wants to be
a great dentist and Fridays and Saturdays she's still like
doing like dental school, and he goes, can you live
while you're also achieving? This was like a pretty heavy

(56:58):
conversation for the bachelor. Um, and then she goes, I
can see her futures as individuals, but I don't know
if our roads are leading together. I'm freaking out. I
don't even know if I fit into your life. I
need to tell you goodbye. This was some of the
most mature decision making I have seen on this show. Sarah,

(57:18):
were you surprised at the level of adults, Yes, very
much so, because they nobody has no nobody seems anymore
to try to figure out how they'll fit into each
other's lives once they you know they and and that's
I think why a lot of them end up breaking
up is because they're like, oh, wait, you do this,
well I do this, and I don't want to completely

(57:39):
uproot everything that I've worked for for you, so I
guess we're not gonna work. And so he was actually
having they were actually having that conversation and her too,
and she's like a dentist like she wants to be
the best dentist she can be. I was like, that
is not something you hear on that show now, No, no, no,
not at all. Anna, were you surprised by this conversation? Um, yeah,

(58:01):
because it like mattered. Yeah. Well usually they're like, um,
they'll just if they feel like they just want to
bone someone, they'll just take them through all the way
and they won't be like, oh, um, you're in a
different like you want to work, I want to actually
start a family right now, and I know from experience

(58:22):
that you won't be able to find the balance you're
looking for. It feels like they are getting way more
boning centered like and more present day like. This felt
like there was sex was no part of it in this,
like you know, like I felt like in the other
seasons that they've been airing, there's been a lot more
talk about sex and sort of showing I don't know,

(58:43):
we're used to do. Yeah, do they do? Do they
do the fantasy Suite? Now? I can't even I feel
like they didn't even recap the family did it the
very first season we actually just broke down. They just
aired like a recap of the very first season ever
and the bachelor was like such a herd that he
picked this lady for fantasy suitets because the biggest titties

(59:04):
you've ever seen. And he took her to a fantasy
suite and he and she goes, oh my god, I
left the room and I came back and there was
plastic sheeting. Okay, there was plastic cheating. I'm like like
a serial killer out and he had like all these
like food items out is like there's like chocolate sauce

(59:24):
and caramels, Like they literally got him plastic sheeting and like,
like it was so much. It started off much dirtier.
Um that was. It feels like they rolled it back
for a little while, but now they seemed to. Then
they recapt Caitlin season and basically were like she was
such a sexy bachelor, like because she hunked up with

(59:45):
neck right. I also thought it was funny on the
one that I watched last night how they had their
real their husband's, actual husbands with them now sitting on
the couch as they talked about banging this guy eleven
years ago and oh my god, and to sit there
and Lis listen to it. So that's why they have
their husband's there while they recapt you know, oh my god,

(01:00:06):
this was so crazy. So when he sends Ashley home,
when he sent Ashley home, they bring her back that
she was heartbroken. So then she turned out she was
the bachelorette. She met her husband JP on it and
then like literally he was sitting right next to her
and she goes watching this back. I definitely was connecting
with this man. I just saw him and I thought
he is so manly, Like it was so like she

(01:00:30):
was like totally like still hot for him talking about
him next to the nerdy guy, was like he was
just such a manly guy and like she didn't pick
she picked sort of a nice, sweet looking guy, but
like she didn't pick like a big alpha male like
and she was really going on about how hot Brad was.

(01:00:50):
Like my husband having to watch it with me last night.
For John Ryan looking just big hands, like big big hands,

(01:01:11):
big hand. This is big hands. This is Sarah big hands,
the hands of Wall. Then Shantal is one of the
final two. One of his very final two is a
woman that slapped him hard out of the limit. Christopher Jela,

(01:01:31):
were you surprised to see that she made it so far? Yeah?
I like both those girls in that second round for
for Brad, they were they were both the blobs cute.
She was so cute. Yeah, she should have been the winner.
I guess she was in a way. Yes, Emily was
so yeah, so Seantal. She slapped him out of the gate.
They had an electric connection and they went on so

(01:01:54):
many extreme sports dates, like they were in the shark
cages there, ziplining there walking on the bottom of the
ocean floor like, Sarah, are you a brave gal like that?
Would you be in a cage with shark seating chunks
next to you? No? No, no, I just want to
lay by that. That's that's when I crossed out Mrs
Big Hands. I was like me, I like to I

(01:02:16):
just like to sit, you know, by on the beach
with a cocktail. That's all. That's all I want to do. Sahi.
I was like, no, not for me. I don't want
anyone that wants to, you know, exert themselves all the
time on vacation. And you also have a look cute
in those extreme sports situations always have to be harnessed

(01:02:36):
and something yes, yes, and hanging from a tree and
a guy they're like they're like they're like grabbing you
up around your junk, like around your business, like zip
lining or harnesses are tough, like a like an awkward anna.
You just nodded knowingly. Have you worn a harness athletically

(01:02:56):
on a date? Uh no, but I worn a harness
before and it hurts your crotch. Why did you wear
it if you weren't wearing it athletically? Uh well, I
was wearing it like athletically as part of like a
I was doing, like it was like a climbing thing
I was doing. I don't I don't know one of
those like weird jungle gym climbing. Was it fun or

(01:03:18):
was it awful? It really hurt my crotch, and I
remember that being very distracting because it was so painful
that I was like, I can't hang like this. It's
I do feel like I try and I go to
the gym and stuff like that, and there's no way
my thigh can maintain any sheep when it's jam like
a band around it, it's just like cutting into your flesh,

(01:03:39):
like pouring over the sides of like that nylon road.
It's it's not going to be like a cutea katie.
You're shaking your head. I used to rock climb. Of
course I used harnesses. They're fine, Um, you get used
to it. It's not too bad, but it can be
uncomfortable at first. But I loved all of those dates,
and I'd be into eddying, like, yeah, usually go on

(01:03:59):
back here Australia. Back to Australia is the most extreme sport.
Like it's literally there was a date. There was between
two buildings and they set up two wires and they
wheeled out a cardboard um twister game between two high rises.
And it was windy and the people had to sit
on the game as they wheeled out the twister game

(01:04:22):
and they were supposed to play twister as it was
bouncing between two high rises that clearly hadn't even really
been tested by humans, and they freaked out and they
had to get wheeled back in. I wouldn't do that,
no fucking way, but like I would go in a shirtcage. Yeah,
I think they'd be kind of a cool experience that
makes one of us respective, all right, So then they go.

(01:04:44):
So let me find out that Chantal and she's the
one that aggressively kissed him during the date, that she
totally wants to get married again. So we don't know anything,
but she's been married before. But she cried a lot.
She a cutie pie who cried and cried and cried
and cried and tears and tears. Have I've fallen in
love with you? I have? I fallen in love with you?
He was like, why, why did you fall in love

(01:05:05):
with you? She was like, there's a change in me.
I'm ready to be engaged again. And he goes, I
need that sponsoreity badly. Like he just loved it. He
was all in on this beautiful weepy gal. Sarah, what
did you think of all the tears? Um, you know
there's I guess we're so. I'm so used to all
the crying on The Bachelor, so it didn't surprise me

(01:05:27):
too much. But um, it made me wonder if she
meant what she was saying, Like I felt like she
was being more emotional than thinking things through. Yeah, are
you afraid of women crying? Christopher Angela, Yes, yes, there's
a lot of crying on the bat Now. I know
The Bachelor's been on too many years, but I was

(01:05:48):
shocked by all the crying everybody. Ye shocked, how bent
out of shape they are when it ends, you would
be like, yeah, I'm ready to go back. Even the
one I thought it was interesting that the one girl said,
um that she was asked to be the bachelorette and
then said she had met someone in between her contract
that Michelle money. Was that Michelle money or no? That

(01:06:10):
was yeah yeah. When she says that I was asked
to be best rette, but I had met somebody um,
and then said told him I can't but I was
something the impressionate that was almost a little bit staged
where they would be like, oh, just do it anyway.
We know you have a boyfriend, but it just is all.
It also made me wonder how that gal would feel.

(01:06:31):
It must have been Ashley was the one that they picked.
Hearing she wasn't top pick. It's like they picked Sean
tall and and it's like, all right, well, Sean, I
guess Ashley, you can do it right. It was interesting
too that it was kind of like impressive for her
to turn it down because she met someone, because now
people just go on and they just break up with
whoever there with and go right to go on the batch.

(01:06:54):
Do I mean? I guess again? It was probably before
the end game. The end game was mostly to get married,
not to get like Instagram followers or any right, because
do you um uh did we see her husband afterwards?
Sean tal do we see she had kids? And I
don't remember if they showed him, but she but she's yeah.
Chris Harrison said, what happened to that guy? And I

(01:07:16):
was like, God, please say that you're still together? And
she said, yes, we're married. All right, We're gonna take
a break and we're gonna come back and we're gonna
talk about Emily Mayner. I don't know about you, but
things again so hot. I think I gotta take your break.

(01:07:38):
Then we meet Emily Mayner. She's a coal miner's daughter,
and um, she's just she was like, you know, she's
a little shire to open up. She didn't know who
he was. She was intimidated. He's so good looking. I'm
a little more private. I've only been in love once,
only once, the love of my life. He was a racer.
I never missed a game and one weekend I didn't

(01:08:02):
feel well and he said, well you stay home, and
he flew and the plane never landed, and then he
clarified the plane crash. She was like, and then on Friday,
I found out I was pregnant, which is a crazy,
heartbreaking story. Crazy. So I mean I was like, this
poor girl, like pre engaged, he died. She's only eighteen, Yes,

(01:08:24):
and she's pregnant, and she's pregnant, and so then she's
the happiest mom to a five year old. Um, and
you know it is she's all in and she wants
to protect her and she wants to be the best mom,
but she wants to be happy at the same time.
And um, I have to just sit. I mean, she

(01:08:45):
must have been the producer's dream because she's so beautiful.
She has the world's most heartbreaking story. Her little girl
is so cute, Little Ricky Jr. When they showed her
at the end, I got like, first, I don't know
if it was it was too I felt I felt
it was hard. It was hard because I actually then
went deep diving on Instagram. So she when he met

(01:09:06):
her and he presented her with a little butterfly kite,
Little Ricky, she was so cute. I disagree. I didn't
think she was overly impressed with the kite. I was
upset by that, And the secondly, I was upset that
night neither none of the three of them seemed to
know how to fly a kite. Why was that driving
me nuts? I can tell us tell us christ Oh,
I think you gotta run with the kite and get

(01:09:27):
it up into the air to run. Yeah, it was
standing yet throwing it in the air and just kept crashing, right,
you don't have to run with the kite and was
driving me and I was driving me kind of like
you don't run No. Yeah, I was really upset by
their their kite technique. Um. I felt like when he
tucked her in and he went and played in her

(01:09:47):
playhouse and he and she said, I can see myself
completely falling in love with you, and then he said
I'm falling in love with you too. I mean that's
a big thing. That because at five years old enough
to be conscious of like, okay, mom's bringing her new
friend in this man these boot cut jeans is coming. Sarah,

(01:10:08):
you have a nice stepfather. How old were you when
you met your stepfather? Well, I was probably like nine
or ten. Do you remember meeting him for the first time. Um, yeah,
but it wasn't that that wasn't a big deal to
me because I've already had three step moms so right,

(01:10:29):
and your mom wasn't on TV. No, so like my mom,
you know, yeah, I met my my when my parents divorced,
I was five. And then when I met my stepdad, yeah,
I was probably like nine or ten. So he your
dad got your dad got married and divorced quickly. Yeah
a few times, Yeah, a few times. He's married. Now
he's see if he found the one that's stuck, you know,

(01:10:51):
and they've been right over twenty years now. So it
just took a while, you know what. Sometimes it takes.
You got the old college try. You just gotta keep
keep at that at that um so. Then so then
he he brings it down there. So he's like, is
he going to propose? And Sean Tal comes up and
basically he does the whole thing again, the whole rigamarole,

(01:11:13):
the whole nice statements, blah blah blah. But I have
stronger feelings for someone else. But I was so distracted
by the giant feather on her shoulder. I could have
seen myself making that same fashion choice. It's like, I'm
gonna wear something fun, kind of like a twenties thing.
I'm gonna wear a thing with a giant feather on
my shoulder. I was distracted by what she was wearing.

(01:11:35):
She was weeping, and you know, he wanted to hold
her hand. He was like, She's like, you can't hold
my hand, and he's like, I wasn't sure. She's like,
I want something to be with me. That is sure.
I mean, that's all valid. And then she was crying.
And then we find that she's now in Seattle. She
was asked to be the bachelorette, she said yes, and
then she met the man of her dreams. How did

(01:11:56):
you feel about Sean Tal Chris frant Jola, She looks
much better, uh, Nat in today's world. The hairs every yeah,
everything was better. Um yeah, I I liked that season.
But they were both cute and fun and yeah I
liked it. Um Sarah, how did you feel about Shantal's

(01:12:18):
feather shouldered dress? It was It was definitely one of
those things where you're like, oh, ship, what was I thinking?
Like now it's gonna be hitting me in the face,
and like why did I do this? Yeah? I would
have made the same error is fun and made tho
it's gonna be in camera, it's gonna be really fun.
You forget it's gonna be windy outside and you might
be getting broken up with right So then um, so

(01:12:40):
then we see Emily and she's in like a bridal
dress and she's so they so she walked up just
could not be cute or like a little blonde doll
of like your little tiny barbie single mom dream, like
Southern Belt single mom dream. And he he's nervous and
he keeps clearing his throat and he's he started doing

(01:13:02):
his thing, but at least he didn't starting. Yeah, he was,
but he was definitely was like, oh, hold on, like
like his past, his dad being like I'll be right back. Boys,
like you can see there's a commitment. This thing like
oh like therapy is working itself out in this man.
And he was like, you're the one, You're it, You're

(01:13:22):
my once in a lifetime. I love you, Emily, I
am in love with you. And then um and then
she goes, I would love to marry you. And then
we see her now and she's in a frumpy sweater
and she goes, thanks a lot for kids, and I
you're cuter than that. Just don't wear a giant cardigan
sweater on the zoom thing on like you're still a fox.

(01:13:45):
Just don't wear a giant cardigan. That's she's still a stunner.
She looks fantastic. I wanted to restyle her today. How
did you feel about that, Sarah? I agree, well, I
don't like, you know, I don't like. I just thought
she looks she's a pretty I'm like, don't make a joke,
you know, don't say you're kay stuff like you're good,
you're good. And I wrote poor little Ricky because I

(01:14:06):
felt badly for a little Ricky coming out now at
the end and I've gone deep diving and she's so
cute and like there's all these cute little baby boys,
and like, poor Ricky. I just my heart went out
to her. Yeah, like the fact that, yeah, I mean,
it's like it's probably very strange that, you know how

(01:14:27):
her dad, her first father died and then then her
mom was on the Bachelor. Like it's like, I'm sure
it's a lot, but she seemed like a good, like
what you know, just normal, well adjusted year a week girl. Yeah.
I oddly enough found the plane crash story to be
a little hopeful because no, most people you died a
plane crashes, you don't pass anything. On. But this guy

(01:14:49):
died a plane crush and he was you know, there
was now that girl lives on. Yeah, that's true, that's
that's true. A couple more years you that girl said,
said she was so like in five more years she
could be the best and that would take it all
full circle. Well also, and Michelle Money's daughter, when Chris
Harrison was like, boy, you look just like your mom,

(01:15:10):
and like really you could see it actually like kind
of rattled him a little bit. She was like sixteen
with a girl who had had that terrible accident skateboarding
who was like her, exactly like her. It was graty,
like stunning. And I remember that when that happened because
I didn't know who she was, but um our historian
Laurie had sent it to us, and I'm so glad

(01:15:32):
she's okay. She was in a coma for a month.
Um So then we see him now, Brad, and uh,
he does still look haunted. And he met this lady,
Jenna Mays, his lady friend at the gym, and the
second she was available, he made h he made a

(01:15:52):
like a quick move an astro out at the gym,
and uh, I mean he's still a handsome guy and
he's got big hands and he's big right. Yeah, but
but but he I hope he, I hope he has
some like levity and some giggles in him. Yeah, he
seems a little he seems very beaten down by it
all last night. But that and they're just I feel

(01:16:15):
like there's something that really broke him with the Emily relationship.
I don't know what it was. I don't know what happened.
So this is from Laurie and we can cut this
out or not, but this is all hearsay. Allegedly, Um,
they were pretty cordial, but apparently she said during an
interview that he had a temper. Who did who said that? Allegedly? Um,

(01:16:40):
Emily said in an interview that he had a temper
and that's why they broke up. That maybe that was
at the beginning of the end. I could believe that.
I'm gonna go I'm gonna believe that one too, me too. Um,
would you guys help us pick a tweet of the week?
Our first trade. This is from Edo Dorito at Josh All,

(01:17:02):
Chris Harrison, Brad Willmack is the sexiest bachelor me. Okay,
but sir, when the options are Mayo and milk ketchup
might still seem spicy, not bad. Okay um, I'm not
sure what this is, but I appreciate the idea. Three
D Dorito is Brad the murderer because that would track

(01:17:27):
was there a murderer? What was that? Oh? I don't know.
Was there a murderer? Is there a murderer? Okay um uh.
This is from Lauren at Purple Underscore Hayes. This week
on The Bachelor, goach the era of Empire wastes there?

(01:17:48):
All right? This is another fashion one. This is also
from Lauren a Purple Underscore Hayes. All these ladies are
wearing jewel tone Halter dresses. This is a Bachelor time capsule.
I like that that yep, yep, yep yep, three D
Dorito and Jesh. So I have to believe that everyone
that wanted to be on womax second season is I'm

(01:18:09):
not like the other girls kind of girl. Yeah, okay, um,
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna just know, I'm gonna narrow
it down to Um, I'm gonna narrow it down to
three D Dorito. I have to believe that everyone that
want to be on Womax second season is and I'm

(01:18:30):
not like the other girls kind of girl and um
Lauren at Purple Underscore Hayes this week and The Bachelor
go with the error of Empire waste, Empire waste or
not like the other girls chrisphar Angela. I'm gonna go
with Empire waste because my takeaway from watching it was
how everything has how much things have changed in ten

(01:18:52):
or eleven years whatever it's been. Um, so yeah, I'm
gonna go with that. The fashions, the eyebrows, everything's different. Yes,
Sarah Colowna. Empire waste or not that I like the
other girls, I am I too. I'm gonna go with
Empire waste for that reason because it is interesting to
see the progression and and nobody did a toddler jump,

(01:19:14):
by the way, just have progression. There were not. There
was all straight legged jumps, So I thought that was
That's another thing that I've noticed. That's half a progression.
You're absolutely right, not one. Nobody wrapped their legs around,
the leg wrap around, Yeah, absolutely right. They jumped up
on him, but straight legged, so that really changed. I

(01:19:35):
got You're right, yeah, And maybe that was they hold
the Toddler jumps are are like you do it even
just on a day date, like not even at the end,
you do a date one. Oh yeah, you do it
at every single one now, So I don't know where
that case. So I don't know when that started. But
maybe anyway, maybe it's you know, maybe after the Empire
waste went away is when toddler jumps started. I'm not sure,

(01:19:57):
but I like maybe people started wearing rompers like our
gene and a ROMPERA. Okay, Anna, are you doing Empire
waste or not? That kind of girl think empire waste
because that's so spot on all their outfits. Katie, Yeah,
Empire waste al right, it is unanimous. Lauren at purple
utter score Hayes. This week on The Bachelor, go at
the era of the Empire Waste. You guys, we have

(01:20:19):
so many great emails from you. This is from a
listener named Susan uh Arden, Anna, Katie, and Crew. I
can't even begin to tell you what this podcast has
meant to me during this COVID nineteen. As I am
an essential worker, I listened to the podcast on my heart,
but I'm also a Patreon. I can't wait for the
day when I will have one from you. Guys. I

(01:20:40):
work overnight and this whole thing has become very depressing.
But when I have a podcast to listen to that
makes me cry laughing, it is more than the Lord's work. Yes,
all of you are at home protected from COVID nineteen,
but you're doing your part making people laugh. But just
for that reason that I cherish you. All of you
are infectious. But for some reason, when Anna starts laughing,
I just start crying laughing. I guess because hers is

(01:21:02):
an uncontrollable laugh. Hats off to Anna, Hats off to
all of you. What did joy you bring to people's lives?
I can't wait to read your book art and super
excited about it. And then she followed up with the
second email. Yikes, maybe infectious was the wrong word. L
O l loves Susan Anna. How dween is that? That's
very nice? I'm glad my laugh makes her at me too,

(01:21:27):
And again like that, just that brings so much joy. Susan,
thank you so much for your service. We appreciate that
we're helping lighten the load at all, um, and thank
you for being a patron. We're and and I feel
like we're really doubling down on Patreon right now. We're
Bachelor at New Zealand has really gotten fun there in Argentina.

(01:21:47):
It's very entertaining. There's two bachelorettes were also doing Real
Housewives of New York. It's just nonsense. Anna, are you
having a good I've really pretty addicted to the New
Zealand ones right now. All I've been really enjoying it.
It's such like a different world. And to think that
like New Zealand has completely eliminated coronavirus. Yeah, so dude,

(01:22:09):
we also got one of our listeners let us know
that Bachelor in Paradise, Australia is up and that it's
really fun. And somebody sent me a screen grab of
like what we have to look forward to, And there's
this crazy looking dude who apparently showed up in Fiji
at the resort wearing nothing but grapes, like a bunch
of grapes as it's clothing. So I feel like, don't worry, guys,

(01:22:31):
we got you. Like, no matter how long does pandemic last,
we're gonna go through New Zealand. We're doing the house
Sives in New York and then after that We're gonna
watch some dude who shows up wearing nothing but grapes.
I can't figure out how that works, but I'm so
excited by that. Yeah, I'm excited to watch. Okay, here's
another great email. Do you have you guys ever seen Hamilton's?
Do you know the soundtrack to Hamilton's. I've seen it,

(01:22:53):
I don't know the soundtrack by heart. Okay, So this
is from father Jensen and her her Her um subject
line is, Yo, I'm just like my country. So there's
a song called my Shot. She goes high art and
you've accepted my brain. I was singing Hamilton's My Shot
yesterday when my boyfriend stopped me, asking what the hell

(01:23:15):
I was singing. It turns out my brain substituted hungry
with horny. So I was walking around the apartment singing,
I am not throwing away my shot. You have just
like my country. I'm young, scrappy and horny like I'm dead.
I hope you got to laugh out of my neurons
getting crossed. Happy Monday to you, Heather, Heather, can I

(01:23:36):
just tell you the fact that somewhere on Earth you
were singing, I'm just like my country. I'm young, scrappy
and horny because our ridiculous podcast that is like music
to my ears. Anna, what do you think of that?
That's pretty funny. I never thought of it that way.
If I go back and watch Hamilton's that's all I'll
think about. Dude. Okay, here's here's another good so horny,

(01:24:00):
here's another great email. This is from Peter Hey, Harden
and Gang. Thanks so much for keeping the podcast going
even through these crazy quarantine quarantine times. My wife Katie,
pictured here with our cats Sassy, has been a longtime
Bachelor franchise fand but wrote me in during Ben season
with the agreement that I get to play video games
with an earbud in while we watched. I ended up
becoming embroiled in the nonsense myself, although I still reserve

(01:24:22):
the right to play on my Nintendo Switch when we watch.
I discovered what except this rose when I heard you.
I'm Ben and Ashley Eyes podcast, and I was immediately
turned by your delightful, uncontrollable laugh. Really, I don't think
anyone should ever talk about The Bachelor without completely completely
losing their ship, and it fits of hilarity. My wife
and I are catching up on your previous season recaps
along with your Patreon episodes of the Austie Shows and

(01:24:43):
Love is Blind. When we even bought one Pablo season
of Amazon just to hear you and you're awesome cast
takeaway of this f boid douche douchery regardless, will always
be coming back from more of your fantastic and hilarious
commentary every week, so please please please keep it going.
All the best, Peter, Katie and Sassy. How sweet is that?
It's such a cute cat and his wife is absolutely adorable? Peter,

(01:25:05):
Kitty and Sassy. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
We appreciate you guys. Yeah, we always love an animal lover.
You cannot go wrong with an animal lover. UM. There
was also great great um reviews that we got here
was five stars. This is on I We really appreciate

(01:25:27):
when you like us on iTunes. Five stars. Lorie is
the best love the Juan Pablo season. Jerry is so great.
Please do another They were so great together. How much
did you love Lorie and Jerry together? Uh, Jerry and
Lourie are a dream team. UM, with Jerry's lack of

(01:25:47):
any concept of what's going on in the show because
he's never watched it, and then Lori's um intensive knowledge.
It's always fun. It's fun to have a newcomer and
then someone who has lived this life for years. Here
is another great email, five stars from Morgan Batts. We
need more Miles and Lacy. Yeah, they were an amazing combo.

(01:26:10):
I'm such an art and fan and I feel like
we're girls in real life. Every episode is laugh out
loud funny. I love every guest co host she has,
but the recap of the first Bachelor Bachelorte seasons was
the best content I've gotten in We need Miles and
Lacy always. I'm still laughing. I might listen to it again.
They were so good together. Anna, thank you so much

(01:26:30):
for putting I'm gonna do scam goddess and I'm so excited.
Ye hell yeah, here's here's um. Here's another one. This
is from Alien Slank. Five stars. This podcast helps me sleep.
You read that right. I love listening to this podcast
in my car while I cook or anytime that I'm
alone and I need a good laugh. But I've recently

(01:26:53):
started re listening to episodes to help me fall asleep.
With all the theme songs and screaming. I was surprised
by this discovery. I've struggled with anxiety induced insomnia for
ten years, so this podcast is a godsend. I think
it really speaks to how comforted I am by Arden
and her friends just acting goofy and talking about the bachelor. Arden,

(01:27:13):
thanks for giving my busy brain of distraction while I'm
trying to fall asleep and lots of last for these
lonely quarantine days. Ali, Can I just tell you, as
a girl that has also had anxiety induced insomnia on
and off my whole life, it thrills me to hear
that I could be of any service and assisting anyone
to sleep because I know that deadly spiral at night,

(01:27:36):
and it is so pleasing to me just to hear
that us being ding Dong's actually helps. Anna. Do you
ever have trouble sleeping? Oh? Every night in this quarantine,
I go to bed at like three in the morning.
I'm a mess. I can't I know. I was. I
was like, am I depressed? And I was like no,
I think I just have like quarantine. It's just like

(01:27:58):
just lowering the bar of like everything is just a little.
I think they're back right now. That I don't have
to go outside and like be seen that I don't
look like I don't care if I'm like groggy and
shitty in the morning. I just said, what doesn't matter.
I know, I know, I know it's not good. Well,
if you want to participate in our tweeter of the week,
you can tag us on on Twitter and you just

(01:28:20):
do hashtag w y a t R and you can
tag me or Anna And don't forget. I have a
book coming out. Sarah's in it. It's uh, well, actually
the whole podcast is in it. It's um it's called
little Miss Little Compton. It's coming on September. Please pre order.
It's all about the pre orders, guys. I really, it's
all about the pre orders. And we're doing giveaways every week.

(01:28:43):
This week we're giving away a T shirt, so you
just and so if you want to get in early,
send us a recopy of the receipt to Rose Podcast
at gmail dot com. You can get the book wherever
books are sold. Little Miss Little Compton. This week's winner
is Katie Doll d O L l E. You are
winning a T shirt. Next week we're giving away a

(01:29:05):
little Miss Little Compton tote bag. So plate. They're well made.
I went for the bougie bags. They're very nice. They're
they're on our Facebook. They're on our Facebook page. You
can see the little Miss little Compton toebags. Oh girl,
there might be a toebag with your name. They're really nice.
I spent for the the snaggy one, so just get

(01:29:26):
your receipted now. That'll be in two weeks when we
come back for the next Bachelor. Goat um uh Sarah,
where can people find you? And you have well uh
nothing right now during all of this over the live shows,
hopefully when those start coming back. My dates are always
on Sarah Colowna dot com CEO l O N n

(01:29:48):
A and on Instagram. I'm at Sarah Colowna one the
number one someone got there first, and at Circlone on Twitter.
And then of course you can binge all of Insatiable
on Netflix and see me and Arden and you can
watch me in the last two seasons is Shameless on Netflix.
If you're you know, everyone's watching TV and you get
the last three seasons. I'm on this season before that,

(01:30:09):
you can do the last three seasons of Shameless. Yes, yes,
we just do it. We only do shows together, but
we only do shows together. We tag teams sometimes. Chris Frandjolo,
Where can people find you? My friend all the frand Things,
friend Joel, Chris Frangelo, f r A and j l
a friend Jola dot com. I have dates. I have
a date in August in Minneapolis. Um, we'll see if

(01:30:31):
wow wow and I have a I have a podcast
called Cover to Cover. It's real fun. It's I just
basically improvise news stories. I talk about news. That's so fun.
That's good. Yeah, we have a good time over there.
So yeah, try and check that out. Cover to Cover
and that's what I have. So funny. You literally both

(01:30:52):
of you. You can't go wrong. Sarah's books are great.
Chris Farringel is hilarious. You can't go wrong with either
of these comic geniuses. And Katie, where can people find you?
I'm just at Ani hosting on Twitter. I'm Katie Underscore
Money on Twitter and Instagram. And adopt your foster an animal, Yes,
because in the summertime, with all these fireworks going out,

(01:31:12):
all the animals are freaking out, the running away. There's
a lot of litters of animals that need to be adopted, fostered,
I'm on Instagram, Arta marine A R D E N
M Y R I N and um be nice to
you on another Stay safe, everybody wear a mask. Oh yeah,

(01:31:33):
it's going to get all up in here tonight. It
feels so good. I just got one little bush girl.
Where you work, areas rules your world. Will you accept This?

(01:32:08):
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