“Baby City”
Trad., to the tune of “Tabula Rasa” by Arvo Pärt
Babies are special
babies are tough
babies have smooth skin
NE-VER rough!
Have you been to this place
this magical land
where everyone’s a baby
(baby hearts, baby hands
baby hearts, baby hands
baby hearts, baby hands)
Baby policeman!
Baby D.A.!
Baby court-appointed defense attorney!
Baby bus driver!
Baby hobo!
Incredible babies
Go babies go!
Also: No thanks twins, Paregoric, Whaddaburger, Pacific Rims, airplane cures, can you pause it, toy robot, the miracle of childbirth, tubs, dilation-related study materials, music jokes.
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