BMMS 8-9-23

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
(00:04):
You aren't about to witness amos Amazing, amot Comding Living Month's property of all
time. Yes, my bow suckeryear, bow down to your last you

(00:31):
can you dig it? Can youdig it? Sturn you digger? Allowed
to play? Come out to play, all out to play, Come up

(00:56):
to play. The Crystal Wars andthe the sun is rising God, Oh
wake up, wake up now,don't worry. We're all here to show
you how jenuits horses row Station km OT Home of the Listeners. It's

(01:21):
a family. Don't turn that tile, just wait and see. Are you
ready? Are you ready to draw? It's time to start the show.
Christtake I Gline of my Westco whistApe, Maddie morn the show, Welcome

(01:45):
to the Working Week. It's allsuch a war kick that makes up as
something, make it hardcore. HangingWisby and m Less. Pick up your
phone, they're line. You're onthe air dot Good morning, it's the

(02:29):
Big Man Morning shown eight four sixzero kmo D can also text bmms and
then what you want to say toeight two nine four five listen on live
the website The Rocks That's kmod dotcom. Past shows are available on iTunes
search under b MMS. Listen withyour cell phone. Get the iHeartRadio app,
available from the app store of yourcell phone provider. More on that

(02:52):
at iHeartRadio dot com. And we'reon Facebook Facebook dot com. Slash bmms
six nine. That's where you canhang out with us each and every day.
Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning, Corbyn, Good morning. Give
me good morning. Tickets to MotleyCrue and def Leopard. That show is

(03:13):
gonna be at Chapman Stadium on Augustsixteenth. See what Lindsay wants to talk
about. We'll talk drillers, baseball. Our top five songs are gonna happen
today. It's the top five songsabout hitman slash enforcers, which I feel
like a dramatically different career paths fromlistener. Handover fist, handover fist,

(03:35):
almost said feist fist, it'd bedifferent. A hitman an enforcer are different,
right, I don't think so.An enforcer I have to fight like
I have to persuade you. Ahitman, I'm just gonna kill you.
We might not even talk. Ifeel like a hitman is for higher,

(03:58):
I'm hired to kill you. Well, like the Mob had a hit man,
right, an enforcer is pay yourdebt or I'm gonna break your knees.
A hitman is I'm just gonna killyou. We're not gonna debate it.
Maybe reaching agreements, negotiate it.App yeah, it's over. It's

(04:20):
not a hitman. But also let'stalk about it. Yeah for ire right,
maybe they're not maybe those same things. Yeah, maybe they're the same
things. I have murder. Ithink that's safe. I think it's safe
to say that that you're a murdererif you're a hitman. So this is
weird and I don't normally do this, but the rabbit hole is fun.

(04:43):
Today is book Lover's Day, andapparently there is something called the Diagram Award
for the or the Diagram Prize forthe worst book title. And so this
is last year's winner, which isreally long. I'll read it, but

(05:04):
that's not the one I want tofocus on. So the last year's winner
was Rue Pedagogies of Rhannis, Essayson Teaching and Learning with Rue Paul's Drag
Race. Yeah forget that. Twentytwenty one winner though, is Superman circumcised.
That's a real book. Excuse meagain, we don't normally do that,

(05:30):
like Hey, today is book lover'sDay. But bear with me because
it gets better. Twenty twenties.Winner was a dog pissing at the edge
of a path. Animal metaphors inEastern Indonesian society twenty nineteen's Winner, The
dirt Hole and its variations twenty eighteen. The Joy of water boiling. Oh

(05:54):
my goodness, that's funny. I'mgonna jump around there around now twenty thirteen.
How to pooh on a date.That's got to like that, or
he'll like that. Maybe maybe they'rein a That's good because that's like who
nobody wants to pooh on a datetwenty twelve. Ground a goblin proofing ones

(06:17):
chicken coop. You gotta watch outfor those chicken goblins man twenty eleven.
Cooking with Pooh you unless it's Winnyof the pooh Oh twenty ten, twenty
ten Managing a dental practice the GenghisConway. These are real books, people,

(06:42):
These are real books. Two thousandand nine. Crocheting Adventures with Hyperbolic
Planes Uh twenty eleven. If youwant closure in your relationship, start with
your legs God yo. Two thousandand four. Bomb Proof your Horse Yeah

(07:08):
two thousand and two Living with CrazyButtocks to nineteen ninety nine. Weeds in
a Changing World, British Crop ProtectionCouncil Symposium, Proceedings, Number sixty four.
That Sounds Riveting nineteen ninety seven.The Joy of Sex Pocket Edition.

(07:31):
Oh God, I don't know ifthat means the size they put it in
your pocket or poet cut a holein your pocket? Uh nineteen ninety four.
Highlights in the History of Concrete Someonewas like at Barnes and Noble went
huh, oh, they get better. How to avoid huge ships with a

(07:59):
peace she has, Thank You,nineteen eighty six. Oral Sadism and vegetarian
personality. What I can get betteris that the title of the book,
No, No, I can dobetter. These aren't award winners, but
also weird titles like the Origin ofFeces. Okay, you can know where

(08:24):
that comes from. Fashion cats.These are real books. Anybody can be
cool, but awesome takes practice.Another book, Who Cares about Elderly People?
Oh god? Uh? Another one, How to disappear completely and never

(08:45):
be found? How do we knowbecause you wrote a book? Right right?
Well, you say, man,you can't just fall off the grid.
And I'm like if you know somebodyapparently they wrote a book about it.
Yeah, so then you're not offthe grid because I know where you're
at. Right. Another book that'sreal. Sunbeams may be extracted from cucumbers,
but the process is tedious. Thatis a book title? What this

(09:09):
one? How Green were the Nazis? Nature, Environment and Nation? In
the third Reich number nine? Thisis another book that apparently exists. How
to survive a garden noome attack.Defend yourself with the lawn warrior strike and
they will. That's fun. Howto teach physics to your dog? Come

(09:31):
on, knitting that's a real book, Knitting with dog Here. Better a
sweater from a dog you know andlove than from a sheep you'll never meet.
I'm just gonna go ahead and hitthis one. Nope. I don't
think I could see myself wearing asweater for one, but a dog here
sweater. Another book, Manifold Destiny, the one the only guide to cooking
on your car engine? Oh god? Another this is a real book,

(09:56):
The Best Fences. What if thisis like a picture book? Teach your
wife to be a widow? OhGod? How to land a top pain
Perogi Maker's Job these are real books. Bodybuilders in two twos, that's funny.

(10:18):
The Lull before Dorking. Gosh,I didn't know cooking with car parts
with such a thing. The NewRadiation Recipe Book. Sorry, huh,
Liberaci your Person Personal Fashion Consultant,Hail, No, that should be by

(10:39):
the RuPaul Book. The Joy ofChickens. Oh, that's it. Huh,
that's a book I must it saysI must have for any chicken enthusiast.
Here's what you might be interested in. Gympie, The do it Yourself
Lobotomy, Open your Mind to greatercreative thinking. The Book of Marmalade.

(11:03):
Uh, yeah, that ain't myJim, The Madman as Entrepreneur, Career
Management and House Prostitution. I'm sorry, The Madam as Entrepreneur, Career Management
and House Prostitution. The Stray ShoppingCarts of Eastern North America. A Guide

(11:24):
to Field Identification. I can't believethese are real books. Now, they
just come up with the title.And why would you want to write a
book about lost shopping carts? Yeah, I guess if you've got a contract
or, Like listen, Jim,your contract says you need three books,
and you've only got to we needsomething. Well. The problem with this
type of a list like this isthat you don't know if they're picture books,

(11:48):
right, which is okay. I'mokay with picture books, sure of
course, but a picture book,you don't it doesn't need to be very
creative, right, I mean youwant it to be creative, right,
right? Like what was it thebody Builders and two twos? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, I've always wantedto write I've got this obsession with public
bathrooms, right, because like they'reall different. Some of them are really

(12:09):
cool and some are really boring.I'll walk into the bathroom at a gas
station once and they had a metalbar over the back of the toilet so
nobody'd run off with it, andI'm like, put stuff in it or
whatever. No, it wasn't likeover the tank. It was like back
behind the lid, you know whatI'm saying, between the lid and and
the tank. I don't know why. It was in Muskogee and I was

(12:31):
like, why do do do peoplerun off with your toilet that you got?
I don't know, do you haveto bolt it down? That's weird?
I get it in a hotel,you know they're already bolted down.
Right. Anyway, So I've alwaysthought it'd be interesting to have like a
make a coffee table picture book.I bet it exists of the different bathrooms
across the world. Look up bathroomcoffee table book. I bet it already

(12:56):
exists. I bet there's a Twitteror an Instagram account already dedicated to this.
Right, what is that rule thirdto nine? If it if it's
out there, it exists on theinternet, you can think it. But
the eye that some of these titlesare just oh and I My problem when
I'm picking a book is I justget overwhelmed. My book list right now

(13:18):
has got to have a hundred bookson it. There's no way I'm going
to read all these books. Ittakes me a long time to get through
a book. I'm a very slowreader. But to so to add more
ideas for creative titles ain't gonna doit for me. But I didn't know
there was an award given out everyyear just for the worst or craziest,

(13:39):
silliest title of a book. Yeah. I wonder if that's a section in
the bookstore weird titles. Yeah,I don't think so. People people that
read books are pretty snobby, solike they're like they wouldn't like it to
be made fun of. Why isn'tthere where's the Why isn't this a non

(14:01):
fiction? True? You don't.I haven't found anything yet about you know,
a book about public bathrooms, andthey got one here, you know,
toilet public restrooms and the politics ofsharing. Okay, uh, no
place to go? How public toiletsfail our private needs? And well here

(14:24):
you go, bathroom battle grounds.There's your calling. Yeah. I should
get myself a high fangled camera,start going random places and taking pictures of
their crackers. I mean, Idon't know if this is exactly what you're
talking about, but there's a bookcalled Where Can I Pee? Okay,
Public Your Nation and Bathroom Etiquett.Yeah see, and that's just talking about
bathroom medical I'm just going off thetitle, right, Yeah, but you

(14:46):
don't know that. But you don'tyou don't know that. But I want
it to be strictly just pictures ofthe different bathrooms. Okay, who are
you? Who are you? What'syour audience that's gonna buy this book?
Hey? You know, anybody whoneeds a book for their bathroom, they're
taking a crap. You know.I don't want to look at bathrooms while
I'm in the bathroom. Why not. Yeah, it's just not on my

(15:07):
my table of contents of things thatI want to look at at a coffee
table. Book of toilets sitting onmy coffee table, you know, like
it's got crap in them, youknow, it's just like the decorations the
walls, the graffiti on the walls, you know, stuff like that.
You're not I'm not actually talking aboutpictures of the toilets themselves, unless it's
some wild, crazy ornate golden toiletwith all this you know, stuff all

(15:33):
over it or whatever. You know, just you walk intoself. I've walked
into many public bathrooms like this isa really nice bathroom, you know.
So that's kind of where I'm at. Sure, But I think to Lindsay's
point is, you don't want apicture book of post surgery images on your
coffee table. See now that seat, Now that's the thing. This is.
This could also be one of thosegreat uh like white Santa gifts,

(15:56):
you know, or a gag giftfor somebody. Something they'd sell it Spencers
or something. You know. Yeah, I love it. The white Santa,
you mean dirty Santa, white elephantgift yeah, two, you're awesome.
Yeh, dirty elephants in white Santapink elephant is a gift, right,
like a pink elephant gift? Isn'tthat what it's called when at Christmas?

(16:17):
I think it's white elephant? Yeah? Is it white elephant? Yeah.
The idea of a picture book ofa of crappers or bathrooms and if
you've picked my bathroom to highlight inyour book, do I have to clean
the bathroom? I mean, thatwould be nice, but you don't have
to. But see that's that's thehandy behind this. We'd like to have

(16:37):
a clean bathroom, but when yougo into the bathroom not I always like
that. So my thought is justtake the picture as it is. When
you walk in, you walk in, you're like, wow, this is
awesome. You know, you mightnot want to put the pictures of the
bookers that people have wiped on thewalls, or you know, the the
dirty underwear that somebody left in thecorner because they crap their pants. Do

(17:00):
you go into a lot of bathroomswith dirty underwear on the floor. It's
happened before. I'm sure it's happened. I've been into bathrooms where there's actual
feces on the floor. That doesn'tmean I reference it as a thing.
I'm just saying it does happen,so it should be referenced, you know.
And that could be a whole thatcould be like Volume two, Dirty
Bathroom, Bathrooms across America. Boom, copyright right here done, don't steal

(17:21):
my idea. I love it.Yeah, totally all right. We gotta
take it to Matla Crue and defLeppard. We're gonna give away. We'll
see what Lindsay wants to talk about. We got our top five songs.
Take a break. News quickies whenwe return. Tulsa's Morning Show continues next
The Big Bad Morning Show on Tulsa'srock station ninety seven five KMOT. Good

(17:53):
morning, It's the Big Mad MorningShow. Nine one, eight four six
zero KMOT. You can also textbmms and then what you want to say
to eight two, nine four fiveThose quickies. These are our stories you
may have missed in the news.We cover them here and put a link
on our Facebook page if you'd liketo read more. Facebook dot com,
slash bmms six time for news quickies, World news, local news, and

(18:19):
news that just makes you say whatthe Here's Corby Gibby and Lindsay with What's
going on news quickies from the BigNine of Morning showing ninety seven five MD
Florida Police and Nab Outlaw named OutlawPolice and Delray Beach and nabbed an outlaw
late Sunday night. He's no strangerto law enforcement. He was born that

(18:41):
way. Jackson Ross Outlaw was bookedinto the Palm Beach County Jail just before
one am on Monday morning. Outlawslatest charges drug equipment possession and or use,
and trespassing. The charges follow additionalcharges brought against the Outlawn Outlaw just
weeks ago. On the fourth ofJuly. Outlaw was charged with possession of

(19:04):
cocaine and unlawful possession of someone else'sID. His earlier legal problems include an
arrest for driving without a driver's licenseand possession of heroin. While outlaws alleged
criminal career in Palm Beach County spansback to twenty twenty, he has been
an outlaw since he was born inninety nine. Outlaw currently lives in Delray

(19:29):
Beach, but he was in NorthCarolina, where he moved from, with
criminal charges there as well. Doyou think he's just living up to his
name. I think his parents can'tbe mad. Yeah, exactly, Yeah,
it's a horrible name. Absolutely.Road rage leads to fights with spray
paint. This happens down in Houstonwhere there's a dude, his name's Dave,

(19:53):
Dave Winston. He's driving down theroad on a phone, not paying
no damn attention, kind of weeven in between mines, and so the
people are on the road call upto cops, and before the cops get
there, Dave's hat a stoplights,still on his phone, not paying any
damn attention. So light turns green. The guy behind him hanks his horn
right and Dave's like, what thehell man? They started yelling back and

(20:17):
forth. They take off. Eventually, well, while they're driving down the
road, Old Dave starts throwing stuffat the truck that's behind him that hawks
horn at him, yelling and cursing. Rabble, rabble, rabble. They
get to the next stop light,and when they get to the stop light,
that's when Dave gets out with acan of white spray paint and he
uses that to go spray paint theface of the driver behind him that he's

(20:40):
fighting with, along with his truck, you know, spray painted his car
and then use that same can spraypainta break the back window. There you
go. So then the guy thatlocked his horn at him. It's not
sure. Nobody really knows what happenedhere, whether he had his own can
of white spray paint or use thesame can of white spray paint. But

(21:02):
he goes and takes can of whitespray paint and spray's Dave's face with it.
So now you got these two peoplepissed off at each other, white
face spray painting. Right, copseventually come out. They they determined that
Dave was the asshole aggressor in thisone, and they took him in for
felony criminal mischief. What. Yeah, the pictures are amazing. Yeah,

(21:26):
I don't I don't get it.How do you get that close to somebody
that can spray paint you? Right, I guess he did that good,
right, didn't think he was gonnado anything about it. You know,
people get mad, they get allup in your face, you know.
But if I see somebody coming atme with a can of spray paint,
that's a weapon. At that point, listen, I could I could see
it like you're gonna get like partof my face or on the side or

(21:47):
something. But they're they look likethey've been antiqued. Yeah, that's awesome.
So I don't know how the MaybeI had a wide, wide nozzle
on it, you know, thekind of sprays broppill for that. Yeah,
dude, the heat's got everybody actedcrazy. That isn't But those pictures
are unbelievable, man, they are. They are some of the more spectacular

(22:08):
photos we've had in a while.Italian cheesemaker dies after being crushed by rounds
of cheese. An Italian cheesemaker isdead. He got crushed by all the
cheese on the wall. That takesa whole new effect of cheese off the
cracker. Right. The man waschecking on his cheese in the warehouse.
It's unclear how the first collapse withthat triggered the domino effect occurred. There

(22:32):
were ten corridors of shelves that stretchedfloor to ceiling, with about sixteen hundred
rounds of cheese per corridor. Ittook rescuers eleven hours to find the seventy
four year olds man man's body underneathall the cheese. Each wheel weighs about
forty five pounds grandpadana. Damn?How about that dough crushed by cheeze?

(23:00):
How about he died doing what heloved? Sure he did. This is
the way, the cheesiest way today. It does. It is a
stinky way to die. Yes,that cheese ain't cheap either, Right,
it's like a thousand dollars a wheel. Wow. Yeah, we got crushed
by what a couple of hundred thousanddollars? I mean the sixteen hundred rounds

(23:23):
of cheese. And I don't knowis that she's ruined? Can you sell
that cheese after it kills someone?Not the ones on the very bottom of
the pile. Yeah, on thetop, Yeah, Like, let's just
say there's like a layer of cheeseon top of the dude. Anything after
that first layer I think is goodto resell. So, but does it

(23:44):
add a value to it? Likethis cheese him, this che is filling
them on the cheese maker and killed. I can taste the sadness, right,
I can taste like the life transferredto him, the cheet from him
to the cheese cheese smells like death. Have you ever been into like a
cheese house? No? I don'tthink so. You would remember, yeah,

(24:07):
yeah, a house made completely ofcheese, I would well, no,
not like it's not like the butterexhibit at the fair, right,
No, like a fromage like aplace where they sell like that's all they
sell. Worst smelling house every likethey have sliding glass doors for each of
the rooms of cheese because it's sopungent. Man. And you know,

(24:30):
sometimes you work at places and youtake that smell home with you, you
know, like if you work atthe dump, yeah, trash man,
you're you smell like garbage. Youknow. Imagine coming home and smelling like
stinky butt cheese every day. SoI'm listening to this podcast and they're talking
about your senses or whatever anyway thatyou don't know what your house smells like,
right, it's what they talk Youhave no idea, and that to

(24:52):
you it smells good or nice orwhatever comfortable. But to a stranger they
may come in and go, ohGod, they're house stinks. Does that
hold true with somebody works in acheese place, They're like, this smells
great. Hey, it smells alittle often here. No, it always
smells often here. Yeah, becauseyou have moldy milk. I think I
would think that like, everywhere yougo everything smells like cheese. It's just

(25:15):
permeated in your sinus. It's justburning. Yeah, so everywhere you go
smells like cheese, becauys like Idon't know, anything smells like it just
smells like parmesan to me or whatever. Some cheeses. I actually like super
stinky cheeses, right, Yeah,the taste and yeah, I love it.
I think it's amazing. It's amazingthat we're eating it. It's amazing.

(25:36):
Someone went, let's put this inmy mouth, right, it's amazing,
Like it's amazing, just the historicalfactors around the process and to have
super stinky cheese. And then there'scheese not stinky at all that also tastes
great, right, right, sothe smell plays no part in it.
Yeah, it's I think cheese isamazing, so so good. Yes it

(25:57):
is our we gotta take a break. All these stories are on our Facebook
page at Facebook dot com. SlashBMMS six nine Telsa's Morning Show is coming
right back, The Big Man MorningShow, Tulsa's Rock Station ninety seven five
BMD, Good morning, It's TheBig Man Morning Show. Nine eight four

(26:25):
six zero KMOD about forty minutes,we'll be given away tickets to see Motley
Crue and def Leopard. They're goingto be in town on August sixteenth,
so make sure you're listening for yourchance to win those tickets right now that
we gotta see what Lindsay has forBalls to the Wall Sports. So the

(26:55):
Commanders are still adjusting to their newoffensive coordinator. According to head coach Ron
Rivera, some of his players expressedconcern over Eric Bename's intensity during practice.
Benamin acknowledged his energy, saying I'malways going to be loud, always going
to be vocal, always going todemand from my leaders. Washington hired Bename

(27:18):
this off season after he's spent thepast ten years with Kansas City, including
the past five as an offensive coordinatorwhen they won two Super Bowls. He
has interviewed for a head coaching positionfifteen times, but has yet to land
that job. I don't. Imean, I think it's okay that he
yells. I do too. He'sa coach, right, you gotta get

(27:38):
their attention somehow. Absolutely, Imean, you don't. You don't have
to do that. Hey, guys, you don't have to do that.
Plenty of coaches that are really greatcoaches don't yell, sure like yours and
you Reid, well, he's notmine. But I hear you say,
right right right right now. We'renot talking about at an exciting moment,

(27:59):
right, we're talking about to coach, you don't have to yell. But
that's just that's how he that's hisway of doing it. That doesn't make
it right though. I'm not sayingthat the idea that you have to do
that is the wrong thinking to bea good coach. No, but that's
just his way. That's that's theway he knows aggressive way of coaching right,

(28:19):
very well for him, perfectly worded. Yeah. Yeah. Colts running
back Jonathan Taylor is no longer withthe team. According to ESPN, Taylor
has left Indianapolis training. Can't youdo a lot of Colts talk? It's
that's why I'm bringing it up,because it's you've not said you're a Colts
fan. No, I'm not.Okay, I'm not. Maybe you are

(28:44):
deep down in size. She knowsthe Bears are trash. She knows justin
fields can't beat a divisional opponent.Whatever, can't can't There was at the
NFL who's getting really good? Yeah, because when you're at the bottom,
you can only get better. Thisis gonna be his year. Sure he's

(29:07):
gonna go from zero to hero.Got it? He is sure? He
is you just wait, he's so. He's young, already got a champion.
Taylor has left Indie his training thetraining camp to continue rehabbing his ankle
injury off site. The twenty fouryear old, who's been in a standoff
with the Colts over his lack ofa contract extension, was not an attendance

(29:32):
at tuesday's practice. Head coach saidthat he was absent as part of his
rehab process, and if you don'tsee him out here, it's part of
his rehab. He declined to commentwhen asked if Taylor was rehabbing on or
off site. Indie's top running backhas been on the physically unable to perform
lists since reporting to training camp onJuly twenty seven, and the Tulsa Driller's

(29:56):
recent offensive resurgence continued last night atone Oak Field in the opening game of
a six game series against Armarillo.The Drillers overcame an early three run deficit
with a big five run fourth inningthat led to a seven to four victory
over the Sad Poodles at one OakField. The seven runs continued a recent
trend for the Drillers. Over theirlast five games, they've scored a total

(30:18):
forty five runs, an average ofnine runs per game. Prior to the
surge, they had averaged less thanthree runs a game in their previous eight
outings. The victory mark Tulsa's twentysecond comeback win of the season. And
match your balls to the Wall Sports, I'm Lindsay on ninety seven five KMO,

(30:45):
Good morning, It's the Big MadMorning Show. Four six zero KMOD,
Good morning, Lindsay, what up? Gorbon? We're giving you the
chance to take a trip to VegasSeptember twenty second and twenty third, also
giving you a thousand bucks to seethe twenty twenty three iHeart Radio Music Festival

(31:10):
in Vegas Live. All you gottado is listen for the key word and
text it to two hundred two hundredfor your chance to win. All the
details are on the website that rockscmoddot com. Good morning, Kimpy,
what a new cy Peasy? Hey? Tom's Thursday, which means It's Rockslaholma

(31:33):
Thursday, which means you get anopportunity to win a pair of weekend GA
tickets to Rocklahoma. All day long. All you gotta do is just listen
for the queue. Phizzleminizzle. Let'ssee what Lindsell has for the Bizzlez Linson,
Lindzon, l d Y, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. One s

(32:04):
is cute. By the way,yesterday during our podcast, we briefly mentioned
landfills and how we don't think wecould do that line of work, and
it sent me down a rabbit holeof the things that garbage collectors find in
the trash, and it made methink twice maybe in some instances we actually
could get into that line of workbecause of the things that they have found

(32:30):
in the trash. Readers digested apoll of from garbage collectors, and I
was very surprised at the things thatthey found and the money that they have
made on the things that they havefound. For example, some of the
things, of course not so nice. This guy says that his sister actually

(32:52):
worked in waste management for the pastten years, and three years ago she
had stop at a pretty big schooldistrict and inside the district they had found
some big boxes in the trash andit was full of computer equipment and she

(33:12):
was a huge techie. And apparentlyin three of those huge boxes were vintage
mechanical keyboards worth about one hundred dollarsapiece, and she helped her with selling
all of them and they made tenthousand dollars on reselling these vintage mechanical keyboards.

(33:34):
That's something that we could get into. All right, I'm not going
to the garbage I'm not going totake the time to resell how many ten
thousand keyboards? Yeah, they gota drama off with the post like,
yeah, well, I mean ifyou got the time, it's worth the
money. Former garbage man here usedtoilet paper all the time. Nothing worse

(33:58):
than having a bag break and youout mounds of used toilet paper like some
type of unrighteous piniata. This isa positive. No, no, not
at all. Okay, I'm sorry. It seems to be awfully common.
You would find something like that inthe trash, absolutely, the trash.
Yeah, not everybody flushes their theirwaist down the toilet, you know,
the paper, he said. Honestly, though, the most disgusting thing he

(34:21):
ever saw working as a garbage manwas a coworker who regularly ate and drank
things that they found in the trash. Yes, yes, one man said,
my dad did the recycling run inthe In the rich parts of town,
people would throw away brand new stillin boxes like wine glasses, shoes

(34:43):
and things like that. We wouldresell the stuff online and make a few
hundred bucks a month. That's prettycool. I thrown away brand new shoes.
Maybe they were the wrong size,and I don't want, don't have
the time to return these trash themnot something I would ever do. They

(35:07):
were a gift and maybe somebody's gotsome beef against that brand or whatever you
like. Ah, these Adidas aretrades or they only wore them a few
times and they took really good careof them and they still looked new.
Not a garbage man, but Iused to remove hazardous to waste from a
large hospital. One day I gotcalled into the o R because some tech
had thrown away a gall bladder thatneeded to be tested for cancer. We

(35:31):
called the dumpster company and they cameto open it. I then spent the
next three hours or so going throughthe dumpster searching for a cancer written gallbladder.
Do you know what a gallbladder lookslike? RBN it looks like a
it's like a tear drop thing,right, I have no idea. That's

(35:51):
why I'm asking, Like if Iwas tasked to go find this gallbladder and
be like, I don't know whatI'm looking forward. I guess just like
a piece of fleshy item or something, Be like, I guess this is
it. Yeah, they're like,no, that's a kidney. I'm like,
okay, one, why are youthrowing all this stuff in the garbage.
There's a guy on TikTok that doeshazardous waste cleanup and most most of
his cleanups are crime scenes and peoplethat die in their homes and have been

(36:14):
left for a long time. Andso he'll he'll show you, like you
see everything. Obviously you don't seea body, right, but he shows
everything. It's so gross, andhow they clean it up. So he'll
show you the before. He'll showyou progress, and he'll show you like
when they pull the carpet up andthe fluids of seep through into the wood,

(36:35):
and how far they have to cutout to replace it and then they
put it, you know, showit what it looks like when they put
They just go back to the studs, right, they don't put new carpet
down, but he shows it cleanafterwards. Hell's no job. I couldn't
do, man, not at all. One time a dumpster behind a residential
motel was filled with gallon jugs ofurine. Well, that's not surprising.

(36:59):
There was an undocumented extended hold on. Why is that not surprising? Usually
one disposing of your in a dumpster? Weird? Yes, collecting garin in
what size? Gallon jugs? Gallonjugs? Weird? So there's two weird
things. Why is this so?Why for you? Why is that not
a surprise? Drug drivers truck driversuse piss jugs so they can get their

(37:21):
load to where it needs to goa long time, right, we don't
have time stop using Amazon drivers don'thave time to stop and use the bathroom
because of their you know, communistrules over there. So it doesn't surprise
me that there's gallons of piss jugsfound in dumpsters. Yeah know, you
gotta get rid of it, andyou're not gonna take it home and throw
it in your own correct trash canso use dump it in a dumpster.

(37:44):
I know, I know what you'retalking now about. I have heard that.
I have not heard it done ingallon jugs. I've heard like gatorade
bottles, soda bottles, but agallon handle jug, yeah, would be
shocking. This guy's says that therewas an undocumented extended family living in one
room and they were paying in thejug so that nobody would guess how many

(38:07):
people were actually living in this motelroom. How does that, Yeah,
how would he know that? Idon't know would how would the person who
found the urine know that answer?I'm not sure you couldn't tell, like,
you know, oh, there thisfive gallon buckets full. There's got
to be at least thirty people inthere. No, I could just be

(38:28):
one person that you know, doesn'ttake it out until it's completely full.
Or I just don't know how youget to the conclusion of there must be
an immigrant family who's trying to hidelike they're Anne Frank right. He says
he tipped the box, pulled thelever on the truck, and got a
horrible cold urine shower when the bottlespopped. He went home early that day.

(38:51):
What think? Why was he inthe dumpster? Apparently they were on
the truck when he pulled the lever. It hit him, so he was
standing outside the truck. They didn'tfall into the truck, but they fell
on him. Stories sketches to it. Uh, lifted up a garbage can
and found a bag of dogheads,just the heads. That'd be a little

(39:19):
shocking. You've given one pro bythe way right, the keyboards right?
Oh no? And and the recycleguy that found the boxes of the shoes
and the wine glasses. They wouldsell them and make hundreds, yeah,
hundreds, yeah. One. Let'ssee. M o work for a biohazard

(39:45):
company. One time I went topick up waste from a hospital and there
was a two week old leg stickingout of a container. I really knew
it was two weeks old? Orwas it the leg of a two week
old baby? Oh mmmm? Seeyeah, how would you know it's two
weeks by looking at it from atwo week old baby? I man imagine

(40:07):
to be a smaller leg. Sure. Had a fridge that we moved houses
with originally had thirty to forty poundsof halibit fish in it. We instructed
the movers to plug it back inimmediately when it got to the new house,
but they didn't go to open thefreezer three days later and had to

(40:30):
be the worst smell I had everexperienced hit me with force, and I
immediately retreated outside, gagging. Bothmy brother and father came into the garage
to see what the heck was goingon, and they start gagging too.
We close it, rappit close withduct tape. It was a lost cause.

(40:50):
We both were throwing up. Weleft a sign for the garbage men
immediately do not open them, andso to all garbage men out there.
If it's closed and it says donot open, do not open. I
think they have to open refrigerators.Really, is that a law to make

(41:13):
sure no one's in it? Oh, that's a good point. Yeah,
if they pick up appliances, okay, makes sense. Yeah, Ashes of
the deceased. One time we foundsomeone's ashes and one of the standard plastic
tubs funeral homes usually give out.His information was still on the side.

(41:36):
Our management contacted his family using theinformation that was written on the side of
the plastic tub, but the familysaid they threw the poor man out on
purpose. This text says an oldcoworker found a vintage collection at Playboy Magazines,
had him appraised, and was toldit was worth about twenty thousand dollars
that's something worth keeping. Who wouldyou go to for that? They get

(42:00):
to the antique road show. I'mjust saying, like, who do you
go to to a praise Playboy magazines? Right? Yeah? And if they're
slightly used, does that depreciate theirvalue? I would think like, this
is great, A page is thirtynine, you're stuck together. And also

(42:20):
if you find a Chief's shirt andbring it to me, I'm gonna be
psyched and tell you how awesome it'sworth? Is I just to me,
that is the when people are like, oh, these magazines are going to
be worth so much money. Okay, I just don't buy into that condition.

(42:42):
So what again? So what whocares? You gotta find somebody's gonna
pay them kind of price? Wouldexactly? We see exactly. We see
people on that stupid show h PondStars and they bring in super rare things,
right, and even they're like,a, it's not worth that much.
So I don't know why a bunchof magazines would be worth twenty thousand

(43:07):
dollars. I think some of thesestories get so over glamorized to make them
sound sexy. One junk removal companyfound weapons. We took out some old
furniture, including a large desk froma man's house. We were finished and
drove to the transfer station. Aswe dumped our load, the desk came

(43:27):
sliding out and hit the concrete.It broke apart, and lo and behold,
a three fifty seven magnum revolver comestumbling out. I'm surprised by these
dumpsters that take on full pieces offurniture. Yeah, it's a junk removal

(43:50):
company, so yeah, yeah.I got a buddy of mine that works
for local trash company and he findsweapons all the times, on knives and
guns and stuff, and yeah,that doesn't surprise me any Does he have
to alert the authorities if it's agun? You know that. I don't
know. I didn't ask. Ididn't ask. You think that would be
something asked. But I'm like,yeah, I guess it's stolen or part

(44:12):
of a crime. That would makesense, Yeah, Kelly Sarber, the
president and CEO of Strategic Management Group. Trash cans aren't the only places where
creepy things are lurking. It's fairlyfrequent that we have homeless people mistakenly fall
asleep inside a dumpster and delivered toa landfill or other processing facility. Did

(44:36):
you say common, Yes, yeah, I know what happens. It's fairly
frequent. She says, Yeah,same trash buddy, same buddy, that's
trash man. He's a good friend. He's not a trash buddy, I'm
but same thing. He's had bodiesroll out, people, you know,
homeless people that have fallen asleep inthere. He has lifted up trash can
to dump it right and found prostitutesback there at behind behind the trash.

(45:00):
Can you know, working people doingdrugs and stuff back there? So yeah,
that's another not really surprising at all. Yeah. One guy says,
I worked at a medical waste factorywhere we would find amputated body parts and
bins full of blood and used needles. Yeah, cold hard cash. I

(45:22):
found four grand worth of cash ina cereal box once nobody will ever look
in the tricks. Yeah, localsays local Gypsies had been cleaning out their
caravan and threw out the box ofcash by mistake. Did you say gypsies,
Yes, yes, Okay, wemanaged to find the box and rightfully

(45:43):
return them their money. I'm notI can only go with what I've seen
happen with my trash being picked up, and they don't go through the trash,
right, they just dump it inthe thing onto the next stop,
right. Yeah, And I wouldthink when they dump it at the dump,

(46:05):
they back up, open the hatchdump pull away. Say, yeah,
that makes sense for like private residenceis because mostly in trash bags and
if there's anything that's too large togo in there, let's say a couch
or lawnmower or something like that,usually go beside the trash, cannot inside
of it, you know, SoI can see why they wouldn't go digging
through your particular trash a private residencetrash. But what public dumpsters. There's

(46:30):
big ones. You know. Yougot people out here all the time dumping
stuff in our dumpsters in the inthe back parking lot. Yeah, but
the trash of source Rex comes andgets it, right, they don't even
get to see most time, theydon't even get to see in it,
right, and again they they backup dump never even seen. Then again,
from what I've seen, I don'tmaybe they do stand out up beside
it and watch it. But peoplethat are that are trash, people that

(46:52):
are listening to the show, I'vetold us, they don't get out of
their rig only to open a gateto get to the dumpster is the only
time they get out of their rigs. I wonder what that day was like
when the automated garbage trucks came through, Like the day that they got those,
or what they were told they're gettingthose, What that day was like?

(47:13):
They probably hated it? Why becauseit limitated jobs. That's well,
I still see two or three peoplein those trucks for residential, but for
trash, the source rex that picksup the dumpster, it's one person,
right, okay. Kelly Sarbor,the president and CEO of Strategic Management Group,

(47:36):
again said that we had a womanin New York City mistakenly toss her
diamond ring into the trash. Shethen paid an undisclosed amount of money to
have one of the massive barges thattook waste from Manhattan to Fresh Kills Landfill
pulled out of service so the garbagecollectors could dig through the thousands of tons
of trash until they found it.And they did find her ring raccoons.

(48:04):
My favorite thing about emptying people's trashis the raccoon surprise. You open the
top of a can and stick yourhand in to grab the bag, but
instead grab a raccoon or two.I saved a few of those cute little
creatures. You get out of here. Yeah, text came in. I
also learned that people tip the trashman with cash and beer. Nice.
I mean cash. I've done that. I've given I've tipped the trash people.

(48:25):
The problem is they're not always thesame people on every route, and
then so I'm thinking them what forthe one time they did I don't know,
but to tip beer, I don'tknow if they drink beer, right,
you're just assuming at that point,and then they take it anyway just
because of the gesture, thanks rightand throw it in the trash. Yeah,
they're like the rich people throw awaynew shoes. Yeah, brand new

(48:49):
electronics. My friend's dad was agarbage man, and when he would pick
up from places like Walmart, BestBuy, if they had TVs or play
stations, any type of electronics,laptops in the garbages, he'd bring them
home. He had friends that wouldfix them and we'd get new electronics.
Not bad. A lot of peoplehave done that. Yeah, master diving

(49:13):
and find stereos and TVs and stuff. Yeah. Hospital biohazard waste. I
ran a large trash hauling company inGeorgia for three years. I can't tell
you how many times hospitals through they'rebio waste out to save on disposal fees.
It got so bad the landfill endedup reporting them to big fines.
In this state, you can takea thing of syringes, and as long

(49:35):
as it's in a not a sharp'scontainer, but a container that cannot be
punctured, like a thing of laundrysoap, you can just write sharps and
then throw it in the trash.How about that? Uh? Someone texting
I work for waste management. Itdoes happen often. Homeless and correct ahead
sleep in the cans that I pickup and it is great great. Uh

(49:57):
yeah. So anyway, on man'strash isn't always another man's. I mean
overwhelmingly you gave us garbage, rightlike no, none, stuff you don't
want. That's true. Linson Linson, Linson, Linson, l n d
s Y Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay d OneLinsey. How Pucci is a cute?

(50:28):
By the way, KELSA is morning, Good morning. It's the Big Man
Morning Show nine one eight four sixoz k M o D. You can
also text BMMS and then what youwant to say to eight to nine four
five. Let's play a game,mala current deplopper will be here next week,

(50:54):
excuse me a week from today.Chapman Stadium tickets are on sale now
Live Nation dot com. We're goingto play pick the flick. Current record
is well, you're leading with ten. I have eight, Lindsay has seven.
Last week's winter be me So Corbinand Lindsay at nine one eight four
six zero kmod nine one eight foursix zero kmod call up, decide who's

(51:15):
going to be the clue giver.Whoever gets the most right is gonna win
those tickets to see Motley Crue anddef Leopard. Good morning, you're on
the air. What is your name? This is Ryan, Ryan. How
are you today doing? What howare you friend? Good Man? Ryan?
Who do you want to give?Clues? Lindsay or Corbin? Let's
go with Corbin, Ryan. Sixtyseconds are on the clock. Timer starts

(51:37):
after the first clue. You ready, Let's go here we go? Uh.
This is Vince Vaughan and it's amovie where their twenty somethings and your
money and baby, your money,you don't even know it your money.
U. You've got these little handsand they're You're just a little bunny and

(51:57):
you just bat the bunney around.You're just you're just batting the bunny.
Oh gosh, who else was inthere? Vince Vaughn, Vince Vince Vaughn.
And then the guy who went onto do all the Star Wars movies.
I forget his name. He didelf and his name is escaping me.
Right now? This you have this, you have a play set and

(52:19):
there's a slide, there's monkey barsand and what else monkey bars, slide,
swingers, swingers there it is yes, Uh, this is Mel Gibson,
Scotland and it's part yes. Uh, this is uh Matt Damon and
this is got Mark Wahlberg undercover policeofficers Boston. Uh the other guys.

(52:46):
There's arrival at airports. There's arrivalsand depart departed. Yes, uh,
this is out of time. Threeis what we got, Ryan, hang
on the lineman might be good enoughfor the win. Okay, thanks for
John Favreau. Good morning, you'reon the air. What is your name,

(53:07):
Travis, Sorry we can't hear you. What is your name, Travis?
Travis? Make sure, we're noton speaker phone, buddy, You
and lindsay have to beat three.Are you ready? All right? Here
we go, Travis, what doyou want on your wyatt earp Yes,

(53:30):
uh, this is oh gosh,Quentin Tarantino film and all guys and uh
no, oh, maybe it's nota Quentin Tarantino film. If you're wanted

(53:50):
in a crime, you are youmay or may not have done it.
At this point you are just asit until proven guilty. But we are
what like you're you may have doneit. You're accused, yes, but

(54:12):
also known as what in the crime. We're bringing you in for questioning because
you are what in this yes?And yes, uh huh, yes,
Okay, this is a Marvel movieand it's the time. I'm so sorry
Travels was not enough for the winman, Thank you for playing. Thank

(54:37):
you guys. All right see Elannard. All right, we barely did a
man. Congratulations. You're gonna seeMolly kruon def Leppard a week from today
at Chapman Stadium with special guest AliceCooper. Hang on the line so gimp
can get your info. Okay,you got it. Thanks, good job,
mans, Kevin Spacey Kays are sosay he the guy who isn't the

(55:02):
guy is the guy at the end. Yeah, you got that one.
It was the I know, butI'm just you couldn't remember the movie,
so I was helping you with it. You ended on Uh, yeah,
I don't know much about this.Uh. It is a comic book movie.
Not three more than great? Right, the Fantastic Four, like I'm
joining al uh and this one notthree uh less than five? And Vince

(55:29):
Vaughan Reese Witherspoon go to two differenthouses at winter time the holiday holiday,
Yes, exactly, and it's adouble pointerer Yeah, four Christmases. Yeah,
I don't know if I've seen thatmovie. You're not missing much.
It's it's hilarious when the baby throwsup. Oh that's yes, pretty good,

(55:52):
hilarious. Yeah. I don't knowwhat I could have given different clues
for for Swingers. You you onthat one. If you haven't seen that
movie and you don't know the lineit's money baby, then you ain't gonna
get it. I see you andyour partner, right, just step out
with other partners. Spine apples.There you go. Yeah, all right,

(56:12):
the record now moves you to eleven. Keeps me at eight, keeps
her last with seven before we go. You keep track of what we said
we would get for the year.We're all we're well past halfway where we
act. You predicted fifteen. Okay, all right, you should be able
to hit that. You're getting closed. I predicted eighteen more, but yeah,

(56:34):
you still got some time. Andthen Lindsey predicted thirteen, so she's
almost halfway there. Okay, allright, we'll take a break and we'll
be back. More of The BigMan Morning Show is next ninety seven five
kmog Good morning, It's The BigMan Morning Show. Nine eight four six

(57:04):
zero kmod can also text bmmas andthen what you want to say to eight
two nine four five. Let's seewhat Gimpi has in his four by four
baff HOPEA says here that governor declaresstate of emergency in Massachusetts. Massachusetts Democratic
governor has declared a state emergency todeal with the state's growing immigrant crisis.

(57:28):
Nearly fifty six hundred families are nowbeing housed in the emergency shelter system at
a cost of forty five million dollarsa month. That is some high ass
rent. Governor Heatley has made theurgent formal appeal to the White House,
calling the problem a federal crisis ofan action. Massachusetts is the only states

(57:49):
with a law that guarantees homeless family'saccess to a shelter. Ghost gun rules
are in place for now. SupremeCourt, in an emergency ruling, agreed
to pause a lower course decision andvalidating the regulations as the Administration carries out
its appeal. The case is scheduledfor oral arguments next month. Under the

(58:12):
new regulations, companies that sell ghostgun kits must obtain a federal firearms license.
Buyers would also be required to undergobackground checks. Ghost guns refer to
the untraceable firearms that can be boughtin pieces online and then put together at
home. More Pope news, PopeFrancis calls for AI free from violence and

(58:34):
discrimination. Pope Francis wants the nextWorld Day of Peace to focus on the
impact, opportunities, and dangers ofartificial intelligence. The Vaticans set in a
statement Tuesday that the Pope is calledfor an open dialogue as the technology develops
and influences a growing number of fields, from information to warfare. The World

(58:55):
Day of Peace as the annual Catholiccelebration observed each year on January first,
and then lastly here the Edison Preparatoryopens a food pantry for students in Neat.
Edis In Preparatory School is open upfood pantry in partnership with the Food
Bank of Eastern Oklahoma. Were allstudents in Neat. Now the food pantry

(59:15):
will provide students with what they need, but they also give them the ability
to choose what they're taking home.It's it no cost to the student,
no cost to the school, andit's open and available for every Edison students.

(59:45):
Former Raiders receiver Henry Ruggs will besentenced today for a drunk driving crash
that killed a woman in Las Vegas. Ruggs pleaded guilty in May to a
felony DUI count and a misdemeanor chargeof the vehicular man slaughter, acknowledging he
was responsible for the death of thetwenty three year old. In November of

(01:00:05):
twenty twenty one, his attorneys andprosecutors agreed to a sentence of ten years
in prison, with the possibility ofa parole after three years. Ruggs can
withdraw his guilty plea if the judgedoesn't approve the sentencing agreement. The Patriots
are bringing a part of their championshippedigree back to Foxborough. On Tuesday,
New England signed defensive end Trey Flowersand placed him on the active Physically unable

(01:00:30):
to perform list. The Patriots selectedFlowers in the fourth round of the twenty
fifteen draft. The twenty nine yearold won two Super Bowls in his four
seasons with the Patriots before signing afive year, ninety million dollars deal with
the Detroit Lions in twenty nineteen.He appeared in four games with the Miami
Dolphins last season before landing on injuredreserve due to his foot. Flowers recorded

(01:00:53):
twenty one sacks, with an additionalfive sacks coming in nine postseason games as
a Patriot. He has thirty onesacks, two hundred and sixty five tackles,
and ten forced fumbles with four recoveriesover his career. Yeah, he
hasn't done well in the last fewyears, though. The Baltimore Ravens are
looking into a former number one overallpick. The Athletic reports to Davion Clowney

(01:01:19):
was at the team facility Tuesday fora free agent visit. The edge Rusher
spent last year with the Browns andrecorded eleven sacks and sixty five total tackles
in two seasons with Cleveland. Thethirty year old was originally selected first overall
in the twenty fourteen draft by theHouston Texans. Clowney also made stops with
the Tennessee Titans and Seattle Seahawks.The three time pro bowler has forty three

(01:01:44):
career sacks in one hundred and ninegames. The Tampa Bay Rays are losing
a member of their starting rotation forthe foreseeable future. Rays manager Kevin Cash
said that All star left hander ShaneMcClanahan is having his injured left forearm Rea
value. You waited soon, butit is highly unlikely that he plays again
this season. Ray's manager Kevin Cashsaid that Tommy John surgery, flex or

(01:02:07):
surgery, or loose body removal areamong options currently under consideration. McClanahan left
his last start on August second dueto tightness in his forearm. The twenty
six year old is eleven and twowith a three twenty nine e er through
twenty one starts this season. Andthat's your balls to the Wall Sports.

(01:02:30):
I'm lindsay on ninety seven five KM, Good morning, It's the Big Man
Morning Show. Nine one eight foursix Z K M O D. You
can also text bmms and then whatyou want to say to eight two nine

(01:02:52):
four five. Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning Gorbon. Everybody loves a
good show at the Can's ball Room. And on August nineteen you can see
Clutch with Giovanni and the Hired Guns. You can even win your tickets.
Sign up to win online at kmoddot com. Good morning, Gimby,
Good morning, Corbyn. Gorski isgoing to be in here later to talk

(01:03:12):
Drillers baseball. And while he's here, we've got family four packs of tickets
if you want to go watch thegame tomorrow night and make sure you're listening.
I thought we'd do a little fillin the blank news. I'll read
part of a headline, leave partof it out. If you can guess
the blank part correctly, good onyou. First one, Mattel introduces blank
Barbie doll. Mattel introduces blank Barbiedoll. That's fun because they've got so

(01:03:36):
many different ones. Now they've gotprosthetic Barbie, they've got slightly overweight Barbie,
pregnant Barbie, pregnant Barbie. I'mtrying to think of the other Barbies
that I've seen at the store.They got a handicapable Barbie in a wheelchair.
I think it's a transgender Barbie.You know, it wouldn't surprise me.

(01:03:59):
We'll go with trainings. If you'veseen the movie, you know Kate
McKinnon is a breakout character on thein the movie Weird. Barbie from the
hit movie Barbie is getting its owndoll. The doll inspired by Kate McKinnon's
character and is completely complete with apink baby doll dress, short, spiky
blonde hair, and pink and bluehighlights, squiggly foreheadline, and a circle

(01:04:23):
around her eye. Announcing the dollon Instagram, Mattel wrote, Barbie knows
what it's like to play just alittle too much. The Barbie movie has
earned more than one billion dollars atthe global box office, making it the
first film solely directed by a womanto ever cross that mark. Funeral Home
is offering blank themed coffins. FuneralHome is offering blank themed coffins. I

(01:04:49):
saw this and I thought, okay, come on, now, I have
no idea we're talking about sort Barbiethemed. You nailed. It's nailing them
that we have. What would youwant your coffin to look like? Not
Barbie? Well neither would I.But that's what people are supposedly paying for,

(01:05:14):
Barbie fans. I am right,I love Barbie. Sure, do
you have anything Barbie themed in yourhome? No? Okay? Then here
that's the point, right, isthat it would have to be something you're
a die hard for, right,might be like cannabis themed or something.
Yeah, and PlayStation Barbie mania continuesto sweep the world. One funeral home
in El Salvador has boarded the Barbiebandwagon in a big way. The Alpha

(01:05:40):
and Omega Funeral Home in Atchapan isoffering a pink Barbie themed coffin for people
who want to take their obsession withpop culture sensation to the afterlife. Each
of the metal caskets is decorated withstars and features lining and printed with pictures
of Barbie. One of the spokespeoplesays we have to jump on this trend,

(01:06:02):
adding he's already sold ten of thecoffins. It's been a success.
The coffin is the latest bizarre Barbiemerchandise to be released in Latin America,
which has also seen products such asBarbie lunch boxes, pink tacos and paste,
and even Barbie themed airplanes. NewJersey only state where drivers can't blank.

(01:06:29):
New Jersey only state where drivers can'tblank, right right, that's every
state. Can't honk their horn,okay, noise ordinance, can't can't get
out of your car with a canof spray paint. Spray paint the first
hydran can't pass other drivers, can'tuse the express lane. Okay, so

(01:07:00):
my good ideas. New Jersey isthe only state in the US where drivers
can't pump their own gas. Huh. It comes as lawmakers in Oregon voted
to end the ban on self servegas and Governor Tina Kotex signed off on
it, ending the state's seventy twoyear band. Gas stations across New Jersey
have pushed for lawmakers to lift theband, which has been in effect since

(01:07:23):
nineteen forty nine. They say selfserve gas would allow them to lower the
price. Absolutely. Yeah, Iwonder why that. That's crazy. That's
crazy. I thought, you know, those days of somebody else having gas
station attendance were pretty well over.You know, I haven't seen one in
forever. There's one here in town. Is there reads over yeah, readers

(01:07:45):
over there? Fifteen okay, okay, but it costs you extra. And
of course, home prices reach recordblank across the nation. Home prices reach
retric record blank across the nation.I think the obvious answer is highs.

(01:08:08):
Yeah, I think it's definitely arecord high. But for fun, I
mean record lows. Be like,because we've been dealing with the so high
for so long, it's like,oh, we're at a record low now.
The interest rates are so extremely high, right, I think we're just
gonna stay high. Yeah, We'lljust stay high. Home prices are up

(01:08:30):
and reaching highs across the country.A new report says prices went up by
point eight percent in June after along slow down. Prices hit record levels
in about sixty percent of major housingmarkets in the US. Annual price growth
has overall been highest in the Midwestand Northeast United States, specifically in Hartford,
Connecticut, Seattle, and San Jose, California. Zoom brings Blank back

(01:08:59):
to the office. Zoom brings Blankback to the office. I'd seen this
and I'm thought that's interesting. See, I'm not going to give it away.
If Lindsey, guess is exactly whatit is and ruin the time or
now we have set on Lindsey,what do you think Zoom brings catering workers

(01:09:21):
back to the office. Catering.I like that. Catering. Yeah,
sure, why not. You know, get some cudoba, come on in,
make your own tacos. It's notit's it's still udoba. Still thing.
There's one by my house that's stillopen. Nobody in there, but
it's still open. Yeah, youknow, it's funny. I think when
I go in there, there's likeme and maybe one other person, but

(01:09:45):
it's still there. The one inBroken Arrow. Yeah, because they used
to be all over Now they're alllike old weed places are not right.
Zoom is telling its employees to comeback to the office. The platform became
a stable app during the height ofCOVID pan emic at work and for personal
use. A spokesperson for Zoom sothe company believes a structured hybrid approach would

(01:10:05):
be the most effective for its employees. Workers who live close to an office
will be required to work on siteso as to be better able to interact
with their teams. That's funny,Zoom. It's supposed to be on.
You know here you can work fromhome because of Zoom. Now come back
to the office. Hundreds gather forBattle of Blank Runs two hundred and sixtieth

(01:10:32):
Anniversary. Hundreds gather for Battle ofBlank Runs two hundred and sixtieth anniversary.
Battle of Blank Battle. Just keepthinking of Battle of Bands, Battle of
the Bands, Battle of Gettysburg,No Battle of Senior Citizens awesome. Hundreds

(01:10:57):
gathers for Battle of Blank Run twohundred and sixtieth anniversary. Battle of Cancer.
The legacy of Colonial America is alive. In Westmoreland County, Pennsylvania,
hundreds of visitors gathered to mark thetwo hundred and sixtieth anniversary of the Battle
of Bushy Run in penn Township.The event included a reenactment of historic conflict

(01:11:24):
that was part of the of Pontiac'sWar, an uprising of Native Americans against
the British military. The Pennsylvania HistoricalMuseum Commission announced in January that the annual
reenactment would no longer happen due toa ban on force on force displays.
The Commission reversed that decision in March. I'm not a big fan of re

(01:11:46):
enactments. No I mean they're justactor role playing, right, LARPing full
grown men dressed in costumes. Butit's history. Ye, Blanks wants you
to rock a mullet. Blanks wantsyou to rock a mullet. Please don't.

(01:12:10):
Let's see here. Blanks wants youto rock a mullet. We'll say
Billy Ray sirens. Oh, that'sthe King Mullet himself. He really was,
wasn't he pretty much the only person. Tim McGraw had a pretty solid
mullet. Danny McBride, Danny McBride, Tim what was it? Blake Shelton
had a solid mullet back in theday. You know, he's much better

(01:12:31):
looking without one. Most people are, except for Billy Ray. I'm gonna
say Billy Ray too. Charlie Sheen, Roblow. Andre Agassi had maybe one
of the best ones. Patrick swayzeyOh yeah, Yeah, there's some solid
ones. Oh, come on,we're forgetting legend the boss, all right,

(01:12:53):
there's some solid one Brian Bosworth,Andrea Agassi, Uh, Kinney Power,
sure, John Crook, Yeah,there's some solid ones on Randy Johnson,
basketball player, Yamer Yager. Yeah, there's some solid ones out there
that did better than Billy Ray.I feel like Patrick Swayze's though was more
of a It was more of justa longer hair. It wasn't much.

(01:13:15):
That's what it is. It's aparty in the back, yes, but
it was more front. Yes,but it wasn't like that shave tight like
the flat top on the top.I don't think that's a requirement. Oh
it's not. Yeah, I don'tthink it's a requirement to have a flat
top. No. No, it'sjust short in the front, long in
the back where you'd do the reversemull It works long in the front.
Sure Billy Ray didn't have a flattime. Oh he had a bunch of

(01:13:39):
curly pubes on his head. Friedo'sis given away haircuts because chips and haircuts
make sense and the celebration of theUS Mullet Championships, it's a thing.
Friedo's is partnering with Floyd's Barbershop tooffer one thousand free mullet cuts in August.
Every Friday through August twenty fifth,you can book a free Friedo's Flow
mullet haircut at all Floyd's locations nationwide. Reservations can be made online. Whoever

(01:14:04):
has the boldest mullet can enter theUS Mullet Championship for a chance to win
ten thousand dollars. You can alsoshare a photo on Instagram tagging at official
Freedo's with hashtag Freedo's Flow and hashtagSweepstakes for a chance to win a year's
supply of FreeDOS. Well, that'sexactly what I'm looking for. Floyd's barber

(01:14:25):
huh on the Andy Griffins Show.Well, Floyd's barber shop. I don't
know if it's that exact one,or if it's a guy named Floyd,
or it's the Andy Griffith enterprise continuingto dig its hands into society. No
correlation. Chad Kroger halts Nickelback Showdue to blank Chad Kroger Halts Nickelback Show

(01:14:47):
due to blank food poisoning protests.All those nickelbag haters out there probably ended
up, you know, passing outover exhaustion. You know, I had
a bad haircut, too much cocaine. Yeah, COVID, that made that

(01:15:11):
would make sense. Apparently those numbersare back on the rise again. You
want to go with covid A videoof Nickelback's Chad Kroger stopping one of the
band's performances has surfaced online. Theband was performing in Maryland Heights, Montana,
last Thursday, and stop their showjust four songs into the set.
In the video, Kroger tells thecrowd that he can't keep going through the

(01:15:33):
show with the destroyed throat and pretendinglike he's fine. He added that he
was struggling to hit the notes andit was bothering him. However, he
felt the show must go on andcontinue to push through the fifteen song set.
Damn, So why did you?It's gonna be a fun one?
Wayne Brady out as blank? WayneBrady out as blank. Yeah, he's

(01:16:04):
doing that game show or whatever.Let's make a deal. Yeah, let's
make a deal. Yeah, outas host of Let's make a Deal.
Sure, he's still doing you know, the new episodes of Whose Line?
Which they do still have those?Oh? Or is was he supposed to

(01:16:27):
be on something new coming up?Seeing talks just say, let's make a
deal. You guys went the wrongdirection. Entertainer and TV host Wayne Brady
is coming out. Why are youhorrified? I'm not horrified. That was
the sound one makes when they're horrifiedor very nervous. Litter when you say

(01:16:47):
we went the wrong way. Whenyou say he's coming out of the closet,
Yeah, you did it in ahorrified tone. Oh no, I'm
just if we could play back theaudio instantly, you went no when you
say you went the completely different way, which you did. Entertainer and TV

(01:17:08):
host Wayne Brady is coming out aspan sexual. He made the announcement in
an interview with People Magazine on Monday. It means Brady finds people attractive regardless
of their sex or gender, or, as he referred to it, bisexual
with an open mind. The currenthost of CBS Let's Make a Deal Express
struggles with finding his identity throughout hislife, saying therapy and prioritizing his mental

(01:17:30):
health helped him figure out who heis. How about that? It'll be
okay, lindsay, it's fine.Blank are coming to Jeopardy. Blank are
coming to Jeopardy. Nerds in thereright, average people? There you go.
The bottom of the class is comingto Jeopardy. Right. Reruns.

(01:17:56):
I can see that like old,like on a game show network or something,
uh, playing the old old episodesof the Jeopardy Yeah, the eighties
and stuff like that, you know, so we still get our taste of
Alex Trebek in that wonderful stash theFrowman. Oh Yeah. When the new
season of Jeopardy of Jeopardy premiers,there will be some changes as the writer

(01:18:18):
strike continues. During an interview onthe Inside Jeopardy podcast That's the Thing,
executive producer Michael Davies revealed that theshow will use a combination of material from
our WGA writers wrote before the strike, which is still in the database,

(01:18:38):
and redeployed material from multiple seasons ofthe show. The new season will also
have a second Chance tournament showcasing playersfrom twenty twenty twenty twenty one season.
Look for new episodes of Jeopardy topremiere in September. Okay, the strike
is causing a lot of problems.I didn't know the writers wrote the stuff

(01:19:00):
four game shows. I didn't either, but I guess it kind of makes
sense. Somebody's gonna write it.Yeah, so what are they gonna do.
That's why CBS is gonna have Survivor. They're gonna have Survivor, Amazing
Race, and Big Brother on allat the same time because those don't require
writers, yes, or actors rightright, so they will have them.

(01:19:21):
That's never happened before. And wewatch all three of those so and they're
on so much that I don't knowhow we're gonna keep up. That's a
wife problem, which makes it myproblem. Almost half of Americans aren't eating
enough blank. Almost half of Americansaren't eating enough blank. Fruits and vegetables,

(01:19:45):
green vegetables, red meat. Oh, I think we are pastries.
Americans aren't eating enough pizza. It'sa movement. I can get behind Italian
pasta. Let's see, Americans aren'teating enough happy Oh, no one would

(01:20:10):
ever say that. Americans say theylove apples, oranges, and bananas,
but forty three percent admit it tonot eating enough fruit even once a day.
According to a new survey, itfinds a fifty two percent confessed to
not eating vegeers on the rag toget the nutrients they need they may be
missing. Fifty one percent drink atleast one smoothie a week. Wow,

(01:20:31):
how many vegetables? Lindsay vegetables daily? Okay, say more with dinner every
day? It's you put every dayyou have vegetables with dinner. Yeah,
like a portion of vegetables, notlike, Hey, the pasta has tomatoes
in it. We have a portionof either something see either a green bean,
it's either Brussels sprouts, asparagus.Those are those are the three staples

(01:20:56):
in our house. Gimbi. Yeah, same thing every day, every day,
every day. Every day. It'sa protein, a meat of sorts
okay, and then usually tatos ofsome kinds being mash tatoes or you know,
scalop potato is something to that effect. So meat, a protein,
carb, and then a vegetable everyday. That's that's the three things I'm

(01:21:16):
my plate. I have recently,I like went to the store the other
day. I was like, youknow what, I haven't have fruit and
a damn coon's age. So Iwent to town. Yeah, I got
a bag of grapes and some watermelonsand you know other stuff like it.
I eat fruit every day, butas far as vegetables, if it's in
the hello fresh yes, right,but not and maybe if we're grilling,

(01:21:43):
Yeah, I make it a pointand every time I get groceries to get
like four or five things of frozenvegetables whatever. Yeah you said mashed potatoes,
and I just don't count those asvegetables. No, they're not rab
taters or whatever. Like a bakedpotato would be all right, But I
mean, if you're gonna count abaked potato, you be able to count
mash potatoes, and you should beable to count French fries, right because
it's all potatoes, right right.It depends on how it's cooked or whatever.

(01:22:05):
Yeah, if you eat fried greenbeans, you eat green beans technically
technically, but it's deep fried.If I have fried mush that's not the
question is and how they're made.If you have fried mushrooms, are you
eating vegetables every day? Absolutely?Absolutely, because you're still getting the vegetable
that's inside that breaded goodness. Yeah, but you're getting again it's yes.

(01:22:28):
But if you have broccoli and cheddar, you don't discount that you didn't eat
broccoli, right right, So yeah, covered in cheese sauce, hardly good
for you. It's delicious though,true. Last one, the age blank
stopped being fun. The age blankstopped being fun, age blank, the

(01:22:50):
age of sixty nine, the agestaying up late, stop being fun?
Okay, I mean it doesn't makemuch sense, but okay, I don't
know. Age yea drinking too muchor a party, aged wine, thinking

(01:23:15):
of other things that are aged theage when blanks stopped being fun. According
to a question online, at whatage did life stop being fun? Thousands
of people have responded so far,and a lot of the answers are upbeat,
with many same they haven't reached thatage yet. Some folks also say
life didn't get fun until they gotolder, and some say it's never been

(01:23:39):
fun. Those poor people. LindseyWin, what's the age when life stopped
being fun? It hasn't stopped.I think it gets better, can be,
it does, It changes, youknow, it shifts, but it
never stops being fun. It onlystops being fun if you let it stop
being fun. Like those people thatsay it's never been fun. I was

(01:24:00):
born and I've been miserable ever since. It's those people, all right,
son, I'm with Lensley. Idon't think it ever stops for me.
It's getting funner. Is it morefun? As I get older? But
there's a scene in the new newseason of Reservation Dogs, and in it,
the older the aunt is talking toone of the kids who had run
away to California and came back.And in the scene, she talks to

(01:24:20):
the kid about like, hey,you're expecting this other shooter drop that you
get older and things just suddenly change. She's like, that never happens.
You're still the same person you wereat four. I'm still the same person
I was at twelve. The differencebetween those times is I just have a
ton more baggage, right, andthat baggage weighs you down. And I

(01:24:42):
was like, damn, that's truth. All right, we gotta take a
break. We'll be back. You'relistening to The Big Mad Morning Show.
This is Tulsa's Morning shown KMOD,kmo D Total Traffic Network. This report.
He is sponsored b Good Morning.It's the Big Man Morning Show.

(01:25:15):
Top five songs coming up today.Top five songs about Hitman or enforcers from
listener hand over Fist. Tom Sellickis trending and I don't know why.
So I was just going down arabbit hole about Tom Selleck and Magnan.
PI is a great show. Uh, what's that? It's not NYPD,
Blue Blue Shi, Blue Shields,Blue Bloods. He's great on that.

(01:25:36):
He was fine on Friends, right, and there's talk that Kevin Costner may
not become come back to Yellowstone andthey're like people like Matthew McConaughey. I
think Tom Selleck. He's unsuspecting ofbeing evil as Kevin Costner was, and
he would without because sometimes McConaughey canbe a little singy sangy, like,

(01:25:59):
hey where Tom Selleck. I thinkyou could see him be gruff right and
be like say and do menacing things. Okay, I'm not hating that.
And he did to Western before,yeah, you know, Quickly down Under,
so it wouldn't be nothing for himto step back into the Yeah,
I thought that was in Australia.It's in Australia, but he was.

(01:26:21):
He moved from America to Australia,got hired or whatever to go hunt somebody
down or whatever. They were huntingAborigines and he's like, wait a minute,
I don't like this too awful much, so yeah, good old Quickly.
He's done a bunch of Old Westmovies, apparently as a Saber River,
a Last Last Stand, Shadow Riders, Crossfire Trail, and then the

(01:26:45):
Quickly down Under that you you puton there. Uh, And I was
looking at like the best movies he'sever done, and I'll just do Top
ten. Don't forget he was inThree Men in a Little Lady. Yeah
that is correct. Yeah, sotop he's not rough around the edge is
enough for me for yellow Stone,neither is Kevin Costner. But yeah,

(01:27:06):
woman moving on. So number ten, folks, Okay, I don't know
this. It's a comedic. Huh. I won't see him in a comedy
role. That doesn't seem right.Three minute in a baby Dude, Okay,
her alibi m I don't know thismovie. Runaway, Okay, I
know this movie a cop movie.It's a science fiction move I remember correctly,

(01:27:30):
U Lasseter, Okay, it's aspy movie, high Road to China.
It's like Indiana Jones, Mister Baseball, gotta naked pictures of your wife?
No, I do. Also acomedy right right? Three minute a
baby comedy In and out. Heplays a high school teacher, high school

(01:27:58):
teacher, I'm sorry, high schoolteacher. Teacher Kevin Klein is shocked when
a former student wins an academy awardand praises him for being an inspiration.
At the end of the speech,he ups the emty by announcing that he
the teacher, is gay, whichthe teacher never had came forward. Interesting
an innocent man. This is acrime drama. And then number one is

(01:28:19):
quickly down under nice last on thislist. Yeah, I'm looking through his
movies and I'm like, all right, okay, I've seen that one.
I've seen that one. But there'sa lot of Tom Selick movies I haven't
seen. I haven't seen The InnocentMan and Innocent Man. I mean,

(01:28:40):
why is there something to know?Like to go see is besides? I
mean I might look up quickly downunder, but the others I don't,
right, And I think he's awesome. Yeah, I got nothing against him.
Yeah, always had that stashing.I mean he didn't always have.
He got rid of it for alittle while, but he out a pack.
No, you can't. That's hispersona. Absolutely, you can't get

(01:29:02):
rid of that. Huh. Hewas an accomplished volleyball player, all right,
that's fun. He named the HonoraryKaptey Eos Olympic Men's team in eighty
four, and he was part ofthe Outrigger Canoe Club team, which is
a professional volleyball team. Apparently hewas offered the role that David Hasselhoff got

(01:29:26):
on Baywatch. Okay, yeah,I think that deserved to go to David
Hasselhoff. I just can't see TomSelleck in that that role. He's I
am fascinated by this all of asudden because he's a very vanilla guy.
Yeah. In nineteen sixty two,the six four Tom Selleck was awarded a

(01:29:46):
basketball scholarship to the University of SouthernCalifornia. He played baseball and was told
by Hall of Famer Mickey Mantle thathe had major league potential. He chose
to pursue performing instead, dropping outof USC to sign a contract with Fox,
but eventually got his shot as aballplayer ninety one. He spent three

(01:30:06):
weeks as a member of the DetroitTigers and spring training prepping for his role
in Mister Baseball. That doesn't count, does it. I mean he took.
He took. He played in aspring training game for the Chicago White
Sox, so he's done. Thatcounts. I guess he was in the

(01:30:28):
Sopranos. I know that. Idon't know that either. He's a bookwriter.
He's written many books like Selex Solutions, Essential Home Repair Hints, and
the selec Map of the United States. Nice. And he's a complete dick
for doing the reverse mortgage thing.That is a trap. The things you

(01:30:49):
do for money U tons of commercy. He's a voice actor for the Magnum
Pi video game. Ha have youplayed that game? Uh? No,
I didn't know there there was one. Does I say what platform? Magnum
Pi video game. It's gotta belike a tar or something our first Nintendo,

(01:31:10):
it's gotta be video. Here wego, Here we go, Here
we go, Here we go.All right, a little local connection.
He is inducted into the National Cowboyand Western Heritage Museum. Huh how about
that? Because he did some movies, guess, and he likes horses.
That's the threshold now to be inthe Cowboy Yeah, he's gotta, you
know, portray yourself as one.I guess he's pay He's made it a

(01:31:34):
thing, right, like an advocatefor cowboys and western in the middle of
the state. Uh. Environmentalist.He was in a Broadway play. He
was in the TV show Las Vegas. He was huh interesting. Yeah,
I didn't know that. Okay,So there you go. Tom Selleck,

(01:31:58):
whoulda thought man. Nobody rocks amus stash better than him, No one,
maybe Wilford Brimley, But Wilfred Brimley'salways looks so unkept, right,
Sam Elliott, that was kind ofhis look, same way with Sam Elliott.
You know, Sam Elliotts always hadthat kind of a Western vibe to
him. So Alex Trebek, wejust talked about his his mustache. Uh,

(01:32:23):
famous celebrity mustache, Haul Cogan,Grouchow Marks, Eddie Murphy, Murphy,
Oh, Burt Reynolds, come on, Oh yeah for sure. And
he looked weird when he shaved hisoff too. Yeah, some people just
need to keep the stash man,sure, Yeah, for sure, Savodore
Dolly get out of here, right, Albert Einstein, I mean Sam Elliott's

(01:32:45):
is pretty solid. Horaldo Horaldo's nofor his stash, and when he shaved
it again, looked weird. Theguys David Harbor from Stranger Things, that
character great mustache, right, BurtReynolds for sure, Oh yeah, Groutshaw
Marks, No, half of itwas painted gables for sure, John Waters.

(01:33:11):
Those people that do just like thehairline mustache. I don't get how
you do it. That's a lotof work, man, a lot of
work. Burt Reynolds had a goodmustache, right, we said that.
Yeah. Yeah. Lionel Richie,Oh, Lionel Richie yea yeah for sure.
Raleigh Fingers, Yeah, Mike didcut uh huh Yeah, for sure,

(01:33:34):
Prince again with the thin like justnails it. Yeah, if you
still to me? Yeah, Likesomeone put Brian Cranston as Walter White,
a character in a TV show.I don't count because I don't know how
much much makeups being applied or pencilunderneath to make it look full right real,
right, And he didn't have BryanCraston didn't have a mustache. And

(01:33:56):
when he's doing Malcolm in the Middleright right, So to me, if
you're gonna have a fa mustache,you gotta like have it and be known
for it, like Tom Salik.Yeah, who's Steve Harvey. Steve Harvey
does Dad now in the movie Danielday Lewis and there will be blood.
That mustache is pretty solid. Ofcourse, Sasha boor Cohen is born again.
I think that that's not as realmustache. Maybe it is. Hogan

(01:34:21):
Horaldo looks too bizarre, like itdoesn't know when to end. It's got
Rebecca Romayne on this last but Idon't know why so weird. Who was
the old creepy guy from remember theThriller the song Thriller Vincent Price? Yes,
yes, he had that creepy hedid. Yeah. Yeah, the

(01:34:43):
thin like. Yeah, I don'tknow how they do it. Man,
so impressive. I can barely dothe straight line underneath my jaw from my
beard. I don't know how Ipay somebody to do it for you.
That's right, Take a break.You're listening to The Big Man Morning Show.
This he's so this morning show.Good morning, it's the Big Man

(01:35:14):
Morning Show. I just saw thismeme online and talking about back to school
and how all I wanted. Thiswas the meme. All I wanted was
a sixty four count crayola with asharpener on the back. I wanted one
so bad and my parents would notget it for me. Yeah, those
are rich kids crayons, man,right, because it had a sharpener.

(01:35:36):
Yes, it was a big time, but it was not. It was
more expensive, but it was notmore expensive, right, right, Parents,
Just shovel out of a few extradollars and you can have your kid
can be one of the cool kids. I can't speak with certainty the price
difference. It doesn't feel like itwas five and ten dollars. It may

(01:35:58):
have been a dollar and then three. Right, you don't need those fancy
crams. Just take this twelfth packright here. You'd be good and when
you need to just unwrapped a page. Yeah, that's right. Why do
I meet it sharp? Come on, sharpeners are for pencils. I mean
you're lucky if you get Crayola.Oh no, we don't have no.

(01:36:20):
I mean my parents at least gotme brand name. Good for you.
Yes, I don't even remember themhaving generic brand crayons. I remember crowns
like Crayola. It's all I rememberis the green and yellow box, right,
I don't remember a generic brand.There wasn't like Walmart and had their

(01:36:42):
own brand at that time, orKmart had their own brand. Oh there
was the don't I don't remember thebrand. But they were very waxy.
Well they're all waxy. Well no, this one was really really waxy and
it felt like you got more waxthan color on your page. They were
awful. Let's see what Lindsay hasfor Balls to the Wall. Sports Mike

(01:37:15):
Touchman hit a solo home run inthe top of the eighth to lead the
Cubbies to a three to two winover the New York Mets at City Field.
Coachman finished two for three at theplate, while Cody Bellinger went deep
for the seventeenth time this season.Jamison Tallien earned the win after seven strong
innings on the mound. Advert allowsLay recorded his fifteenth save as the Cubs

(01:37:40):
improved to fifty nine and fifty five. Drew Smith was charged with the loss
in relief. Pete Alonzo hit histhirty fourth home run of the year as
the Mets slipped to fifty one andsixty two. One of the top cornerbacks
in the class of twenty twenty fouris deciding to flip his commitment. Four
star four star corner Dakota Fields ischanging his commitment from USC to Oregon.

(01:38:03):
Fields is ranked as ESPN seventy fifthoverall recruit in the class of twenty twenty
four and now becomes the third memberof the ESPN three hundred to commit to
second year coach Dan Lanning and theDucks. The playmaker out of Juniper Oh
Sarah High School in California, initiallycommitted to the Trojans on June five.

(01:38:24):
I don't think if I remember correctly, Lincoln Riley's USC commitments have not done
well, Like he has not donewell with recruiting. Yeah, he's eighth,
seventh or eighth overall in the rankinghow long until they're finding a new
coach getting out recruited by o U. I mean it all depends on he

(01:38:48):
wins. Who cares of recruiting?Can they win? Right? And that's
your balls to the wall sports.I'm Lendsia nineteen seventy five kmod Good morning,
It's the Big Man Morning Show foursix zero kmot. You can also

(01:39:14):
text bmms and then what you wantto say to eight two nine four five,
Good morning Lindsey, Good morning Corbyn. Happy twenty seventh porn star,
Birthday to Scarlet to May. Youcan see this Ohio girl in Come What
May, Flashing Road, a Tripper, homemade porn with step Mom and Truth

(01:39:34):
or Bear two. She's five footten and has had multiple nominations for the
Tallest Drink of Water Award from theSpank Bank. Good Morning, good morning,
can be well, Good morning Corbyn. We're just mere weeks away from
Rock Oloma twenty twenty three. Getyour lineup kambody dot com. That's also
where you get your link for tickets. All right, let's go ahead and

(01:39:57):
do our top five songs. Wedo it every week at this time.
I'm tim My Songs. This weekit's the top five songs about a hitman
or enforcers from Listener and over Fist. Now here's Corby Gimp being Lindsay with
this week's list. All right,so I don't know what the criteria would
have to be to be a hitmanor enforcer song. I guess you got

(01:40:21):
to talk about do what I like, I'm gonna kill you or pay your
debt? Sure sounds legit. Ijust don't know what the threshold the box
that needs to be checked to qualifiedto be on this list mention a hitman
or an enforcer in the song ortitle. I guess I don't know what
death mention a murderer or well that'sa but this isn't that a different topic?

(01:40:43):
Yeah? I'm normalirier. We talkedabout being a murderer, hit man
being a murderer, right right,that's about a murder No, no,
no. A hitman, yes,is someone who overall murders. They also
breathe, but like they're doing itbecause they've been told to go kill that
person, been hired for that.But then there's the debate of what's the

(01:41:05):
difference between a hitman and an assassin? See what I'm saying. You know
this is a tough one, butan assassin. I would be like,
yeah, that makes sense, orangetangerine like it's close and enforcer. I
don't know how that falls in again, I don't know how we're going to
qualify whether something should be on thislist. But getting started at number five,
the song came out in nineteen seventysix. The song's narrator, a

(01:41:29):
hitman, invites people experiencing problems toeither call his phone number or visit him
at home, at which point hewill perform assorted, unsavory and violent acts
to resolve said problems. In nineteeneighty one, Norman and Maryland White of
Liberty, Illinois, filed a twohundred and fifty thousand dollars lawsuit in Lake
County, Illinois Circuit Court against therecord label and its distributors because they allege

(01:41:54):
their telephone number was included in thesong, resulting in hundreds of prank phone
calls. The song peazed at numberfour on the US Mainstream Rock chart,
number four I'm Sorry number five onthe top five songs about hitmen and enforcers
from listener hand Over Fist is acDC, and Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap,

(01:42:15):
Dirty Deeds do Chas and the dunche dirty Deeds and the dune dirt
cheap. You got problems, yougotta program that friend, touch on the

(01:42:42):
cheer drops do well, they gotthe phone, I'll make the social call
sounds ac DC, Dirty Deeds DoneDirt Cheap number five lindsay. I'm gonna

(01:43:05):
give it a thumbs up. Itdefinitely fits talking about a hitman and he'll
take care of the problems for youat a cheap price. I think it
hits everything. Maybe could have evengone higher up on the list for me.
Kimpy. Yeah, I'll give ita thumbs up. It fits.

(01:43:25):
I mean, it's narrated song donefrom the hitman's perspective, so short line's
right up. Yeah. I wastrying to see where it says that he's
a hit man. Well, Imean of the notes it says the song's
narrated, I understand it's I understandthat, but in the lyrics it doesn't

(01:43:48):
allude to that at all. Right, Right, it just alludes that there's
a guy that's willing to do things, you know, take care of your
business for you, yes, butalso do you have problems in your life
of love? Right? Right?Got a broken heart, he's double dealing
with your best friend. Yeah,yeah, but talking about having sex.
Oh, I don't think that isall. Come right in forget about him.

(01:44:11):
We'll have ourselves a ball. They'renot talking about playing sorry, having
a good time. Yeah, we'llplan is death. Yeah, I don't
know. Maybe you're right. I'mguessing this is gonna be one of the
closer ones, so I'll go aheadand give it a thumbs up. I
love the idea of romanticizing that it'sabout a hitman, though, because hitman

(01:44:33):
needs to get laid as well.What's all do you think should be on
this list? Top five songs abouthitman and enforcers from listener handover fist.
They would like to see what you'regonna put on there? Text it over
to us BMMS and whatever that isto eight two, nine, four five,
Number four came out in nineteen seventyeight. The album was retitled because

(01:44:54):
the US branch of Columbia didn't likethe murderous implications of the title. Album
peaked at number one twenty eight onthe US Billboard Top two hundred chart.
Number four on the Top five songsabout hitmen and enforcers from listener hand over
Fist is Judas Priest and Killing Machine. The Child chart told you. I

(01:45:26):
have asked the Christians, I speakmy silence self for killing me. In
my child, I said, showa business, but it showed me.
I adapting myself. We're doing becauseI bring you the money into Judas Priest

(01:45:55):
Killing Machine number four on the topfive songs about hitmen and enforcers from listener
hand over Fist Lindsay, I wasn'taware of this song, but I mean
they say in the lyrics they payme the money and I do the job.
And it's called chilling machine. SoI guess we're assuming they'd get the

(01:46:19):
job done. So yeah, itfits. I'll give it a thumbs up.
GIMPI ik. This is another oneof those like horseshoes and hand grenades.
Tan's green sort of thing. Itfits. I mean, he says,
like Lindsey said, they they payme the money, I do the
job. Got a contract on you. I got a contract on you.

(01:46:39):
I think it fits. Interesting justreading something about how this was the album
where they came out with their leatherimage, their leathern Stud's image, and
it was also the name change camealso to Lindsay's point, but also because
of the Cleveland Elementary School shooting.Wow happen at time? Yeah, Okay,

(01:47:03):
there's contract mentioned, there's saying I'lldo the job. But there was
a guy in the movie Horrible Bossestwo, if I'm not mistaken, that
showed up to do the job.You paid him the money. They thought
was a hitman for some wet workand it was a sexual thing that involved

(01:47:26):
your nation. So because you remember, they were like no, no,
no, no, and he waslike, well, I got a piece,
So where's the bathroom? Hey?So yeah, I'll go ahead and
give that one a thumbs up.What song should be on this list?
Top five songs about hitmen and enforcerstexted over to us BMMS and whatever that
is to eight two, nine,four five Number three came out in nineteen
eighty eight. The story follows Nikki, a drug addict who becomes delusioned with

(01:47:50):
the corrupt society of his time andreluctantly becomes involved with a revolutionary group as
an assassin of political leaders. Thealbum number fifty on Billboard's Top two hundred
chart. Number three Top five songsabout hit men and enforcers from listener hand
Over Fist is Queen's reich An Operationmind Crime. There's a job system board

(01:48:31):
who Queen's rich An Operation mind Crime. Number three on the Top five Songs

(01:49:01):
about hitman and Enforcers. Lindsay Soin this song itself, it mentions a
hit man, but that's about it. I feel like the entire album you
have to follow to get the storyof a Nikki. So it's for me,

(01:49:23):
this is a thumbs down because youhave to get to the entire album
of songs to follow the story.So it doesn't talk about killing anyone in
this particular song, and it justmentions a hit man up Gimby. I'm
want to give it a thumbs up. I mean it says that Nikki here,

(01:49:46):
hooked on the drugs, gets involvedwith a revolutionary group as an assassin
of a political leader, and tome, assassin hit man razor thin if
there is a difference, Okay,So I'm gonna go ahead and give it
the thumbs up. I have astanding policy all thumbs down on Queen's Rex
songs, So suck Queen's all right. Moving on, We've got to get

(01:50:11):
to number two on the Top fiveSongs about hitman and Enforcers from listener hand
Over Fist number two came out ineighty six. The titles of reference to
the nineteen sixty four Pink Panther film, which is about bumbling detective Phil Susan,
who is British, is a bigfan of the Pink Panther series and
says the original lyrics I'm guessing Ozzyis a big fan of the Pink Panther

(01:50:34):
series and says the original lyrics hadmore to do with the film. This
is this artist changed them to bemuch more nefarious. A top ten hit
on mainstream rock radio, the songhas become the artist first signal to chart
in the Billboard Hot one hundred,peaking at number sixty eight. Number two
on the top five songs about hitmanenforcers is Ozzy and Shot in the Dark.

(01:51:40):
Okay, now I'm clear on what'shappening. It was the bassist in
the band and the writer of thesong. Oh so that's why you don't
let bass players write songs. Allright, what do you think, lindsay
Ozzie Shot in the Dark number two. I'm gonna give it a thumbs up

(01:52:00):
because it is creepy and being shotin the dark you creep up on them.
It's scary and yeah, that's howa hitman would do it being unseen.
Sure, thumbs up, Kimby,I got a thumbs down. It
doesn't say anything about it being ahitman or a verse, or it doesn't

(01:52:23):
allude to anything about being a hitmanor reforcer. It's just a dark twist
on the Pink Panther movie. Sosorry, Azzy and Phil thumbs down.
I know this is on a soundtrack, but I cannot pinpoint what soundtrack it
is on. It's it's not onLost Boys, is it. Yeah,

(01:52:46):
it's on a soundtrack. Or maybeI might be blending stranger things. Maybe,
but I feel like this is ona soundtrack. I'm giving it a
thumbs down too. I don't feellike it's a reference to hitman or enforcer.
Scary, sure, maybe, butI'm going with thumbs down for number

(01:53:09):
two. Number one came out innineteen eighty five. The band was forced
to fire the original producer and producethe album by themselves after spending half of
the album's budget on drugs, alcohol, and of course food. The album
explores themes of death, occultism,and violence. To day, it remains
the band's only album that did notchart on the Billboard two hundred, primarily

(01:53:30):
because it was released through an independentlabel with little promotion. Number one Top
five songs about hitman enforcers from Listenerhand Over Fist is Megadeth and killing is
My Business and Business is Good thousandMegadeth Chilling is My Business in Business is

(01:54:20):
Good. Number one Top five songsabout hit men slashing forcers from Listener,
hand over Fist. Lindsay perfect songfor number one thumbs up Sniper always hit
my mark, paid Assassin. Imean it doesn't get any better than that,
Okay, gimbi, Oh yeah,I guess I gotta have to agree

(01:54:42):
with Lindsay on this one. Imean, most of these songs could be
interchangeable. I guess anything could beone, or anything could be two.
The ones that we've given thumbs upfor He's paid assassin, like I said,
hit Man an Assassin, Razor Thinand Difference, So thumbs up for
me. Sure. Again, I'mnot clear on what the threshold would be
for a song like this other thanbeing Queen's Reich. I feel like we

(01:55:04):
can give it a thumbs down.Uh, but it is. I like
Megadeath. I think it's a funthing about how this is one of the
albums that didn't chart because they wereon an independent label. Uh. I
love that. This is the albumthat they did get a new producer because
the amount of drugs and alcohol,which is one of the reasons Metallica was

(01:55:25):
like, Yo, you gotta go, man, you're too much for You're
too You're too Metallica for Metallica.All right, now we've getten gotten getting
to our list, Lindsey, We'reonly gonna do one. So what do
you have? Okay, then I'lljust pull the one up that I picked
first was the Dixie Chicks. It'snot a hit man, well, not

(01:55:55):
assassin, a hitman or enforcer.Yeah, they just murdered the guy.
The best I could do, Yes, doing their friend wrong. Man,
They're like, we're gonna take careof this redneck pu Yeah about the way

(01:56:15):
she says, e old, that'shot? All right, gimpy, what
do he got? Why this wasn'ton the list? And number one is
beyond me? It's in the titleand it is from Queen and it is
called the Hitman. How about Wow? Yeah, it doesn't even sound like

(01:56:56):
a queen. Uh yeah. Iwas reveling in the eighties nous of it.
Uh. This is one that maybeit's not about hitman, but the
title is definitely that maybe something ahitman would say right before they extinguished the
individual. Now get to what theytaught HU. Now get to what they

(01:57:20):
taught U. And now get towhat they taught U. And now get
to what they taught Chuck did notget to what they taught Chuck. Now
socks definitely not about being a hitman. But I'm killing you in the name
of right. They talked what theytold you man, right, your death

(01:57:41):
justifies right, right to read anyreason to get to listen to rape is
okay. This is one of thefew that we didn't have a deep bench
on. I felt like nonetheless,thanks hanover no d fist. We want
your list five songs titling artists,get it over to us. We play
them back Wednesdays for our top fivesongs. Stone crosses SEMP War Forces on

(01:58:08):
the Saint Nepo crosses SEP Ward Forceson the Sat Nepon crosses sum Sep War
Forces. So I'm says morning,good morning. It's the Big Mad Morning

(01:58:35):
Show. Nine when eight four sixz kmod can also text bmms and then
what you want to say to eightto nine, four five, Good morning,
Oh no, we did that allright. Join us now in the
studio is our friend Justin Gorski fromthe Tulsa Drillers. Hey, buddy,
how are you. Good morning toyou? Good morning? Uh and uh,

(01:58:58):
Lindsay mentioned it this morning. Youguys have been on a tear the
last few games. Twelve game hittingstreak, twelve game streak. Right,
yeah, we are rolling right now. I mean, these guys are scoring
some runs. We got a lotof things happening right now. You know,
it's a tough start to the secondhalf of the season, but our
guys are coming into play right now. Again. We've scored forty five runs
in the last five games, sothey are scoring some runs right now.

(01:59:20):
And it's fun baseball to watch.These guys are coming back and having some
fun. And you know, itwas tough with you know, with Scott
being on leave there for a medicalleave for a little while, our manager
there. But these guys are they'replaying a hardball right now and it's fun
to watch. Yeah, sod Poodlesare in town, and you guys had
Teatown Tuesday last night, but tonightyou're back in it, and we've got

(01:59:42):
Bark in the Park which is alwaysa huge hit, always a blast on
Wednesday nights. Bring the dogs out, have fun with us. Get there
earlier. You can walk around thefield with the pet supplies, plus pregame
parade, all sorts of dog vendorsout there, and it's three dollar white
claws as well that adults can enjoy. So dogs are free to get in.
Just make sure you got your proofvaccination and come out and enjoy the
game. Right. We always getthe question do they have to be on

(02:00:03):
a leash? Absolutely, and therewill be a place for them to go
to the bathroom absolutely outside the gates. Do I have to clean up my
dogs crap? We do ask thatyou do that, But we do have
a pooper scooper that's that helps thatare on the ballpark doing that. So
yeah, it got that. Yeahextra for that. It's a local company,
so we're helping to support them doinga mention who they are if I

(02:00:25):
can remember who they were, butdefinitely they do a great job. I'll
get it next week, I promise. Yeah, wake Shore. We can
get them some love online. Sothat's sorry to me to put you on
the spot there so side puddles intown all week. Like we said,
Tulson Drillis dot com to get yourtickets Wednesday, two dollars Thursday. Yeah,
one of my favorite nights of theweek. I was just thinking about
it earlier. Watching people walk aroundwith the beers and then holding all these
hot dogs in their arms as theywalk through the concourse is hilarious. So

(02:00:49):
you can't beat the deal. It'stwo dollars beers, two dollars hot dogs,
and two dollars sodas. But yousee these guys walking around with a
couple of beers in their hands,and they got like six seven eight hot
dogs in their arms as they're walkingback to the seats and it's just alerts
and the smiles on their faces asthey're doing that is amazing. I love
it. And one of the thingsthat you guys do that I feel like
caters to me is you guys dothe happy half hour. As someone who

(02:01:11):
likes to get to the ballpark superearly early, watch somebody some hittings,
some hitting, some fielding happening,enjoy a couple of beers before it gets
crazy. This really speaks to me. What is the happy half hour?
You guys. Yeah, that's it'sthe place to be. We you know,
we do domestic sixteen ounce beers.We do them discounted for the first
half an hour of the gates everysingle game. It's get there early,

(02:01:32):
enjoy it. And then we dohigh newne specials as well. So again,
that's the best way to do it. The lines are short, like
you said, walk around, getto check everything out before all the action
starts on the field. And Iencourage people to get there when gates open.
Anytime you go to a sporting event, that's the way to do it
and really enjoy the experience. TulsaDrillers are in town this week. Make
sure you go down and make sureyou get to see the drillers in action

(02:01:54):
at one Oak Field. Just acouple homestands this month as we're rounding out.
This is the third to Yeah,this is we got the finish up,
this one all the way through Sunday. Then we got two more home
stands after that and then playoffs afterthat. But this season is flying by.
Come join us. Friday is gonnabe fireworks. Yeah, huge fireworks
show on Friday. So excited forthis. Always again, we're known for

(02:02:15):
our fireworks. We're known for puttingon the best show in towns to come
out and enjoy it. Takes aregoing very very fast for Friday nights.
We can't wait for it. Ican't wait. We's been a few weeks
since we've done some fireworks, sowe're doing back back to back this weekend,
So Friday and Saturday we'll be doingsome fireworks. So we're very excited
about that. Now, we've alreadymentioned so many great things that are happening
down at One Oak Field, butSaturday might be the biggest night you guys

(02:02:39):
have had all season. You haveso much going on, and then to
make it even more glutton for punishment, you make it backpack night. Yeah,
so we're doing a giveaway for thekiddos there. We're gonna have fireworks
going on. We got mascot mania. Hornsby's bringing out all of his friends.
So actually, any kid that completedthe Tulsa City County Library Reading Program,

(02:03:00):
which was like fifty thousand this year, gets a free ticket to the
game, So come on out.There's discounted you know, coupons in those
packets that they got if they completedthe program. And then we just added
yesterday. We just added this onthere. We're doing a beer fest as
well on Saturday, so you canfor only twenty dollars add on to your
ticket. You can get two anda half hours worth of samples of beers

(02:03:24):
in the backyard, so it's gonnabe awesome. You can get there early
and enjoy from five to seven thirty. It's unlimited samples for twenty dollars.
Yeah, we should mention the backyardis a bar area that is on the
visiting side concourse, Yes, sodown the third base side down there.
It's a brand new area with ahuge bar, the Hoppinstain Brewing Bar.
We got corn hall and can jamand all giant Jenga, all sorts of

(02:03:45):
stuff back there. In the beerfest, we're actually bringing baby goats,
so I mean drinking beer, watchingbaseball and baby goats running around. So
yeah, again, just keep addingon to all this kind of stuff we
got going. It's gonna be awesome. Yeah, there's still another thing we
haven't even but the mascot mania isa great because a lot of mascots from
other area teams come out and helphornsby crazy Horns being his friends are always

(02:04:11):
running around. We got Rumble fromthe Thunder coming in. We got a
bunch of teams or a bunch ofmascots from the league. There's gonna be
like twenty mascots out there and itis chaos and it's so much fun and
they're a blast to watch, andthe kids can get autographs and pictures from
them. It's gonna be a greatnow and you're doing the notebook thing and
the notebook thing, I mean,why not they let listen go there or
go home, right And then Sundaykids eat free. This is always a

(02:04:34):
great day to go watch the kidsplay out on the field, play catch.
And then you've got something special plannedas well. Yeah, come out
there early pennant giveaway for the firstfive hundred kids. All kids will eat
free. Like you said, goon the field and play catch. Kids
can run the bases after the game. The Hornsby's hang out with the water
slides is free from Quick Trip thatday. So Ferguson kidd is a great
job with these pennants that we're givingaway. There's gonna be so much fun

(02:04:56):
going on again this whole weekend.The season's flying by, and we just
encourage everyone if they come out afew times. Come enjoy it while we
still can, and we should mentionwhen the kids eat free. Someplaces are
like, oh, you get likea bag of popcorn. That's not how
they do it. Down at oneoak Field. Yeah, it is a
hot dog, chips, a drink, and an ice cream there, so
it's a legit meal. Yeah,and we mentioned two dollars Thursday, we

(02:05:17):
do have family four packs. Callright now at nine eight four six z
kmod gain people. Get you onthe guest list to be a part of
that and go enjoy two dollars Thursday. And then we did the kids run
the bases, that happy half hourthat happens before right when the gates open
for the first thirty minutes. Oklahoma'slargest outdoor bar. They're saying it could

(02:05:38):
get a little one this weekend,but that won't matter. Down at one
Oak Field, we got the splashzone for the kiddos out there. Like
you said, we got tons ofcoverage. And the great thing now where
it being so late in the season, there's tons of shade. Obviously the
first base side is shaded once thegame starts, but down the third base
starts getting nice and shaded and readyto go. We got this, Like
I said, the water slides forthe kiddos. They're all refreshing drinks,

(02:05:59):
a ton of things going on,so come join us have some fun.
Make sure you go visit Tulsa Drillersdot com to get your tickets for the
games. You've got fireworks two nightsthis week. We've got back to school
stuff happening. We've got kids eatfree on Sunday and run the bases.
If you're looking for something to do, and they're gonna be gone for two
weeks, so you want to makesure you get to This is one of
two times you get to see themin the month of August at one oak

(02:06:21):
Field. So Tulsa Drillers dot Comto get your tickets. All right,
So we're almost near the end.If you don't have an answer yet,
that's fine. You can say I'lllet you know the next time I'm in.
I want to know what is theone of the biggest things food wise
that has been a hit down atone oak Field. I think it's one
of the brand new things that wejust did a couple of weeks ago.

(02:06:43):
We introduced this brand new quesadilla andyou'd think, okay, Kasadia everyone's got
kids. This thing is a monster. It is as big as the plate.
There's no I've eaten you know.It's got like eight slices to it.
The most I've had was like twoin a sitting. It is that
good. And they are flying offthe shelves. They're in the house divided
stand and it has been fantastic.Chef Chris and our team over there,

(02:07:03):
they do a fantastic job, alwayskeeping it fresh, always keeping it new.
So that's one of the best newthings that we have going and I'm
super excited about. I can't waitto actually probably get one tonight. So
yeah, that sounds I love agood case as so good, fully loaded.
It is fantastic. Again, that'sdown at one oak Field, so
make sure you go down and seethe Drillers in action, enjoy some delicious
food, get there early, takenall the scenery. It's maybe one of

(02:07:26):
the cool things that happens downtown isOne oak Field and seeing your Tult Drillers
play. The future stars of MajorLeague Baseball play at one oak Field and
Tults Drillers dot com to get yourtickets justin Thank you so much. I
appreciate it, all right, takea break, we'll be back to Tilsa's
Morning Show continues next with The BigMan Morning Show on Tilsa's rock station ninety
seven five KMOT. Good morning,It's the Big Man Morning Show. I

(02:07:58):
know a lot of people were worried, are concerned because someone did win Megamillions.
It wasn't Lindsay unless she's been toFlorida in the last five days.
I had someone buy on her behalf. I bet I spent sixteen dollars on
Megamillions tickets. I wonder how muchthe winner spent on tickets to you know,

(02:08:20):
it's a good fun question. Waswas it just the one ticket you're
like, you know one, I'mgonna stop buying. Get myself a gatorade.
Maybe you'll watch McCall it. Ohwhile I'm here, get him powerball
ticket? Yeah? Or was itone of those ones that bought fifty of
them? I think the mega ballnumber was fourteen. I believe I know
one of mine up there it iswas fourteen. I have one of them.

(02:08:43):
What does that mean? I thinkI win a dollar? Big money?
Yeah, I'm gonna need a thirdof that please, Yeah, I
have penny. Here's your thirty threecents shut up and leave. Hey,
lindsay, I didn't hear you saythe line you always say, And I'm
like, I'm not gonna play.You can't win if you don't play.

(02:09:05):
Yeah, that's what you have totell yourself. It wasn't you're gonna win,
right right, you're taking you spendthe money knowing. But this guy,
guy or girl in Florida, they'regetting that one point five eight billion
dollars jackpot. Good for them ifthey come forward. I don't think that
person in California that one has comeforward yet either. That's crazy, man,

(02:09:28):
Like, why would you not?Oh, if I won that much
money, it will I will slowlycome forward, you will. It will
not be okay. So when Ihear they didn't come forward to me,
that means they haven't gone to thelottery commission yet and been like I got
the winning ticket. Maybe not somuch go to the news totally get that.
You know, I don't want mypicture taken or you know, with

(02:09:50):
the big check or beyond the newsthat. Yeah, But when I hear
not coming forward, they haven't tome, that's what it means to me.
Yeah that's the truth or not?Yeah, No, I think you're
right. I think they haven't evencontacted the lottery. And that's what I'm
saying, Like, if I won, I wouldn't contact the lottery commission right
away, okay, because I wantto get my ducks in the row.
Because the moment you've won, yourname could get leaked, Like you don't

(02:10:13):
know what's going to happen, Soyou got to make sure everything's buttoned up
ready to go before you pull thattrigger, because they don't want to go.
Hey, it's it's Michael Berger,a broken arrow. And you're like,
I don't even have a bank accountset up for this, are you
know, have my routing numbers ready? Like, have all that stuff set
so I don't have to keep goingby and dealing with that, right right?

(02:10:35):
I guess that makes sense. Andby the way, one point five
eight billion back to picket, allright, I'm want to need that and
bag with a big dollar sign onit. But yeah, and so like
let's just go with. You calla lawyer to set up an appointment.
Let's say you win and you haven'ttold anybody. You call a lawyer,
You're like, hey, I needlegal representation? What fur? Hey,

(02:11:00):
you're not going to tell the personon the phone, right, you're like
Olydia at the front desk. Soit's a little, it's a very to
me tumultuous thing, like you gotto be careful. So then you get
that person set up and they're like, all right, he's available tomorrow because
he's in quarter or golfing or whatever. Right. So then you get that
set up and they're like, okay, well we gotta validate the your ticket.
Well I'm not just giving you theticket right right. And then the

(02:11:24):
attorneys, you got to work outyour fee with the attorney, right because
if you're going to be my attorney, I ain't taken rate. Right.
You think if you're the attorney thatgets that called, all of a sudden
in your eyeballs, dollar signs lightup. You're like, I'm rich,
bitch. I mean I think anyclient is a client, right, right,
So maybe perhaps that might not bethe right person then, but then

(02:11:45):
you get that person, then yougot to get somebody that hand is financing,
right, that can help you withthe money situation and understand tax laws
perfectly. Yeah, my uncle Teddydoes taxes sure, negative ghostwriter, right.
Then you need some sort of contractset up for like how you're going
to handle the money, which isa different attorney. Maybe right, Yeah,
it sounds great to have billions ofdollars, but it sounds like a

(02:12:09):
giant I've said it before. Itcreates more problems than it does solutions.
You may get more opportunities, right, but I don't know if it solves
a bunch of things, because thenyou gotta tell your wife, right,
you have to, of course,and then what do you it's half herst
you could tell her what divorce papers, doesn't matter, it's still half hers

(02:12:31):
before you cash the receipt doesn't matter. You purchased it while married, and
so then you got to deal withthat and whatever blow up happens for that.
Then at some point, then whodo you tell? Do you want
to be around? Are you gonnabe out of your house when it becomes
knowledge and people start searching your nameif you hire security? Well, yeah,
I get it. Yeah, that'sgiant pain in the dan man.

(02:12:54):
I'm not just winning and calling rightaway, but we're coming up on six
months. I think since somebody wonthat big one in California gold say something,
all right, Lindsey, what'd youlearned today? I learned Chad Kroger
pause a Nickelback concert due to vocalissues. He apologized to the audience and
promised to refund her ticket. WayneBrady has come out as a pan sexual.

(02:13:16):
If I seem shacked, Corbyn,it's because I thought you were gonna
say Black good morning, Kimpy,good morning. I mean, what'd you
learn, Kimpy? I learned thatyou can get rich by selling your sticky

(02:13:37):
magazines. And I also learned thatCommon's parents all and one on the name
brand Cram. I learned you ifyou name your kid outlaw, you're destined
for trouble. But if you nameyour kid good Samaritan, right, nobody
cares right right. And I alsolearned and I was bougie even back then,

(02:14:01):
Corbyn say make sure that dishwasher isloaded right in Lindsey stubtracking my cycle,
This is Gibby and I'm sorry.Then I get a cook brow with
the Brook time. No one shouldbe no inter passwordr new messages. The

(02:14:35):
Big Mad Morning Show would like totake a minute to thank troops from Oklahoma
and all over the United States.These soldiers have sacrificed. Did the Big
Mad Morning Show before you to backlike the total dish bags that they are
total douche bag bag you shad littleand complete douchebag. We honor and respect
you. We honor and respect you. We honor and respect you. DoD
bless rock and Roll Circle. DOUSAhave blessed Tulsa. We try voice

All Episodes

Episode Transcript

Big Mad Morning Show News

Popular Podcasts

Crime Junkie

24/7 News: The Latest

Stuff You Should Know

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}BMMS 8-9-23