BMMS 8-11-23

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have a rock concert on your campuslike that. We've got cut, we'll
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away some beer, some Blue MoonBelgian ale, and a pair of tickets
to see Oh You Arkansas basketball atthe Bokay Center in December. Tickets available
b Okaycenter dot com. We wantto know, since we talked about it
yesterday, what's celebrity from your homestate? Are you ashamed of? Are
you just about what's celebrity from yourhome state? Are you ashamed of?

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Bmmston? Who that is to eighttwo nine four five. Speaking of cocked,
I got an email from somebody regardingcuts. Here is I didn't believe
the cut last week, or maybeit was the week before, until last
night. The olive oil on topwith whiskey. It made the whiskey smoother.

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I did get an aftertaste, butnothing like a straight shot. Corbin
was right, how about that?How did you finally getting indoctrinate it's a
fungus. Yeah, since we wereable to crack it open on the last
cut. It was last week,right for my birthday when I went and

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floated the river. They got abottle. Hey, you finally cracked it
open. You can try it.And I tried it after drinking all day
and it tasted exactly as they describedit to me. Borfin a bottle.
So I'm sure that the olive oilhad something to do with it. Yeah,
it was the week before last becauseshe got cuked last week. I
had to do whatever, you know, so yeah, yeah, yeah,

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So so I took just a regularshot of it and it was bad.
So maybe the olive oil does coatyou're talking about. Think of that Simpsons
episode where Homer eats the chili peppers. Like for the chili cookoff or whatever,
and he coats his mouth and waxso it doesn't burn his mouth or

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whatever. Maybe it's the same sameeffect with the olive oil. Maybe maybe
maybe we should test it. Drinksome olive oil, then eat a ghost
pepper. I'm good, I'm good. I was talking with the tea.
Hold on, I just want tomake sure I understand something. Someone recommends
this taste like vomit, and you'reon board for tasting it. Well,

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this may be hot. You're like, oh, that's lyne. Yeah.
Well, there's a couple of thingsgoing on there. Ok. One,
the coat was my suggesting the oliveoil for the for the whiskey, for
the bar fin a bottle. Yeah, nothing to do with with peppers,
it always I understand. That wasjust, you know, a reference to
Secondly, I'm too goddamn old tohave spicy stuff like that anymore. I

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can't do it, man, Iunderstand. I understand all that I say,
the way that it is, atthe temperature that it is. I'm
also too old to taste anything thathas a resemblance to vomit. Right,
I'm not too old. That's neverbeen a thing for me. Right,
It's not like I said, Idid when I was younger, but you
said, hey, they were like, hey, it tastes like vomit here,

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right, And You're like, okay, yeah, I'll try almost anything
once. Like those bamboozled jelly beansyou know I'm talking about. They have
those weird flavors and one of themis vomit, you know what I mean.
And you let's try it again.You luck out and hope not to
get that one. Yeah, Igot the one that tasted like grass cool

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boogers, all right, whatever,we're weird, the vomit one. I
tried it. No, how dothey get a jelly bean to taste exactly
like a sweaty sock? To befair, I haven't eaten a lot of
sweaty socks, so I don't knowif it's accurate. But we went on
vacation with some friends and they havekids too that are my girl's age,
and we went to a candy storeand I bought a bag of those crazy

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flavors, right, and we dida thing like like a spinner and you
had to spind on who would getto go and landed on me like every
time, and yeah, and wemixed all good ones and bad ones in
the bag, and so you hadto pick one, and maybe you got
a good one, maybe you didn't, right, And so we would pull

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one out. It'd be yellow andit'd either be buttered popcorn or day old
band aid. Yeah, gross,And I got the worst ones. Every
time I had to I had toquit. I was like, we're done.
All the kids got good ones,right, They're so gross? Literally
the worst man but olive oil.Yes, I'm just saying that. Correlating

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all that together. Your willingness totaste vomit but not ghost peppers, right,
yeah, because the vomit, youknow, it tastes bad. It
leaves a foul taste in your mouth. For sure. I didn't barf on
the vomit jelly bean. I'm sureif I ate actual vomit totally, it's
going to barf it all up.But that has the no like real repercussions,

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you know what I mean? Wherethe ghost pepper? Dude, I'll
want to be software for days,days, I'm telling you, as regular
as you are, I find thatso hard to believe someone who goes four
times a day. I would thinkyou'd exterminate that in like hours. You
you would like to think that yes, but for whatever reason, man,
maybe it's the oil and the campsasan and it all just binds it together.

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And I'm just saying, man,I had to put my spicy hat
down a long time ago, Man, long time ago, after forty dude.
I was like, after forty yearold and a forty three at least.
Yeah, it was recently. Iwas like, no, I'm good,

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I'm good. Frank's is about asspicy as I get nowadays. Maybe
some paste Pecanti sauce. I mean, there's some sushi. I like,
that's pretty spicy, but that Iwouldn't eat on anything else, right,
I'll give you that. Like wasabiis great. It'll light you up,
but it's a fast burn, youknow what I mean. It's over within
seconds and it doesn't latch booty holeup afterwards, unlike Ghost Peppers, Carolina

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Reap regular Hall of Painters. Man, I can't have nachos anymore, not
with Hall of Painters. I amold, okay, I'm okay admitting it.
I'm getting older and I'm like mybelly, I'll go ahead and have
your nachos. Just give me afull twelve oun glass of pepto while we're

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at it. Ideally, at fortythree, you might be closer to a
baby than you are your death.The way my lifestyle is, I know
plenty of listen. We do plentyof talks of people who are like one
hundred, and they're like, what'syour secret? I don't know. I
smoke PBRs forever. Right, I'mpretty well preserved. Yeah, pickled.
Yeah, that could be the case. All right. We got tickets to

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Motley Crue we're gonna give away.They're gonna be over at t Use Chapman
Stadium on August sixteenth. Ticket availablelive nation dot com. We've got freaking
a Friday beer and tickets to seebasketball college basketball at the Bok Center in
December. You got to send atext to answer this question what celebrity from
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you need to send a text byanswering this question, what celebrity from

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your home state are you ashamed ofBMMS and what that is to? Eight
two nine four five. Time fornews quickies on Friday, as we do
just the headlines. Time for newsquickies, World news, local news,
and news that just makes you say, what the Here's corby givebm lindsay with
what's going on? News quicks fromthe Big Nine. The Morning Showing ninety

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seven five AMD Arkansas man reveals devastationafter car he's in a relationship with the
destroyed. I don't even know whatto say to that. Oh no,
First of all, y'all are inrelationships with all your cars because y'all give
them names. That is a truestatement. I don't know if we do

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the dirty things store our cars thatthat guy does. Does he do dirty
things? I would imagine if you'regonna claim you're in a relationship with it
unless it's one of those sexless relationships, and then why would you even be
there. Shopper gets hand stuck inChanel's store toilet in Italy. I wonder
what went down the tube that wasso important you had to shove your whole
damn hand in there phone purse.I'll be because everybody says so they can

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say they buy something from the Snellstore, one of those little leather strap
things that's a key chain. Okay, that's possible. She here's my answer.
Nothing, not even my wedding ring. No, it's gone. Yep,
it goes down the crapper, itgone. Not just any crapper,
a public crapper. Not just apublic crapper, a crapper that's been around

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before Christ. All that prehistoric remnantson your hand though, Man taco bell
manager killed by homeless employee. Helet's stay with them. Oh we did
that, didn't we. Sounds familiar. Yeah, I didn't see that coming,
did you. Girl says mom paysher to date one hundred men before

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marriage. I was trying to decideas I saw this, if that's a
bad thing, it's to pay herto date men before she gets married.
Listen, you to make your kidssit in the closet and smoke a pack
of cigarettes to make sure they neverdo it again. So are you trying
to like divert or be like younever get married? I don't know all
these men see how much losers theyare. I don't know, but sometimes

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people get in relationships the first onebecause they think it's awesome, unknowing that
there's other opportunities and there's many differentways to be loved. That's fair.
Two, how what checks the boxesbeing dated? Right? I guess if
you go out to dinner in amovie one time, a single date,
you don't have to go on multiples, I guess, and you don't have

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to have sex with them now,true, but one date isn't really dating
before settling down and getting married.I don't know what the second point,
Well, what then, how manydates is it to be dating? Because
you, I mean, you're notgonna you're not gonna know much about anyone
after just one date, So you'renot you know what I mean? Like
you're not. You can be marriedtwenty seven years and not no point.

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I think you can get a prettygood vibe on somebody on one day to
be like, yeah, I wantto go on another one and see where
this goes or blahla bla blah,no thank you. I think you're right
gimpy. But I think what Lindsay'spoint is even that, like how many
are you gonna do you gotta getthrough a hundred, right, and what's
the timeframe on that? Or yougot you got ninety days or a hundred

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different relationships? I don't think Icould. I don't think I've had a
hundred different relationships and I didn't settledown till later in life. Yeah,
that's a lot. Yeah, allright out, all right? Make it
true? Then how many would beenough? I don't I don't know if

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there is an actual number, sureit play the game, So I think
I don't know. You probably willhave maybe five relationships, five date five,
okay, gimby Bakers, doesn't Idon't hate that? Ten? No,
twelves? Ye, hundred feels alot, yeah, because you could

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get through ten. Right. Let'sjust say you fall in love with guy
three, you gotta get through sevenmore to That would be a good test
to know if he is the guy, right, But then you get through
those ten Let's just use ten asthe number here, and you fell in
love with guy three, but youhave to plow through seven more, right?
Do you call guy three back upand be like, hey, you

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know, I know we stopped datinglike months ago because I had to get
through these other ten to make mymom happy. Yeah, you know,
And what do you say if you'rethat person? Be like, no,
I'm glad you called right exactly.Yeah, I don't know. I mean,
I don't. I don't understand thepoint you're trying to make. Like,
life is weird, man. Peopledo what you're describing all the time
anyway, they just don't have thepreface of their mom making them do it,

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right. Sure, right, Icalled guy three up. You know,
they're like, hey, I wantto be with you. I fell
in with love with you months ago. Well I'm sorry, I'm I'm seeing
somebody else already. Yeah, Okay, life's weird, man. Then it
wasn't meant to be exactly. Well, then you got to figure out out
of all the ten that you wentthrough, well, which one am I
going to be wet? No,you don't have You could keep going just

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doing mama's wishes. Yeah, veganmom refuses to kill daughter's head lice on
moral grounds. Yeah, yeah,that's name. Yeah, that is disgusting.
It is disgusting. I hear you. I am grossed out by it
too. But also that's the schoolsdon't even enforce it now, Like it's

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not really even a thing. Right, if your child gets it, they
don't have to tell you, right, you got to figure it out on
you. Nor should they, Andthey don't have to send the child home
from school. Nor should they tellyou. Oh I think they should.
Yeah, there's a thing called hippa, right, but they should tell you.
No, they shouldn't. They shouldn'ttell you that some of the kid
has lice. No, no,no, your kids and your and your

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child should be sent home. Sowhat you were touching my kid? Yeah?
Yeah, I had to check yourchild. Why you have to check?
That's none of your business. Givethem an aspirin. You should send
them to the school nurse, andthe nurse checks, and then the nurse
and call you and says, hey, guess what, I know it's awful.
I'm just saying you can't have thedon't check. It's none of your

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business what my medical condition is.And then on something like this be like,
well now I want to know everybody'smedical condition. No, I'm just
saying you should have to send yourchild home because that stuff's living on your
head, right, kill head lice. Doctor's worn against TikTok trend of oil
in eyes. People are putting oilin their eyes. Now listen, I

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hear you, old lady, butyou see something trending online and you're like,
oh, I want to try thattoo. I did the head and
shoulders. I'm just saying you andI'm using you as a royal. We
do that. Yeah, we seelike, hey, I heard I can
make this, you know, feedapasta right, Like we see things trending

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online, we do it. Ithink, if you're gonna do it,
natural selection, Man, let thestupid beat themselves out. Yeah. Tampa
Bay mayor hauls in seventy pounds ofcocaine during fishing trip. The interview on
this is spectacular because she's so like, man, it's not a big deal.

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She's an ex police chief. Sheimplies in the video that all of
her field training of life of beingan officer led her to this moment.
But I don't know, it feelssuss. You're right, really, I've
making does Yeah. Look, man, that's a bunch of cocaine. Happens
all the time. She fits themold of like the cliche female police chief.

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Okay, captain of the police chiefsoftball team. She's out there just
doing a little fishing. Driver crashescar through the front of a driving school.
M Pedro Pascal denied entry to PedroPascal exhibition. That's like how Dolly

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Parton lost a Dolly Parton looked likecontest. Yeah all right, Oh that's
fun. A new study suggests thatbedbugs can transmit MERSA. Well, that
doesn't surprise me. I mean again, they're parasites. Parasites carry diseases and
stuff. So you just started bugsrace carry disease. Police searching for whoever

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broke into the doctor's office and atehis pie, but he loves her.
Trees planted by city are dead becausethe city didn't water them, dropped the
ball. I was more of like, this is a headline, huh,

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of all the headlines that could begoing on in that city. This is
the thing. It's a distraction.Man, Oh, we got got nothing
going on? Well, I noticedthere were some trees planted. Have we
been water them? Nope? Neverwanting who fire them? All? All
Kentucky nurses must complete white splaining coursesthat feature the KKK or risk disciplinary action.

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So I know the story and I'mfascinated by the complaint because part of
their training is they have to dolike this tutorial thing online or when renewing
their license. And I understand thisis a hot button right now, but
that's called training her. The personthat's really against it is I don't like

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the implication that all nurses are racist. Well, if you take a safety
seminar to drive X, y Zpiece of equipment, it's not to imply
everyone is dangerous. It's for themto ensure you've had the proper training to
cover their bases as an employer,I understand that this is sensitive, but

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who just do the training? Yeah, or don't do the job? Yeah?
I get it. It's a hotbutton. But if you had one
like don't diddle kids, would thatbe like, Oh, you're implying I'm
a diddler. Nope, we're justmaking sure making sure you're not. It's
covering our bases because we get sued. Exactly. It's a crazy thing to

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be up against. It's interesting.Just don't have a job there, right,
Go serve burgers. Right. Awoman finds peep holes, secret tunnels,
and hidden rooms inside her Airbnb.Dude, Airbnb's terrify me, right,
is this's just somebody's house and youdon't know what nanny cams they have

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set up, you know, I'venever owned an Airbnb. I'm not privileged
to the idea that there's a filtrationsystem to keep insane people from having air
Airbnb's right, Yeah, psychopaths,closeted psychopaths, perverts, perverts, child

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people that are into children. Right, think about that next time you're going
around one. We stayed at anairbnb. My wife thought I was crazy
and I didn't care. Is uh. I put chairs in front of all
the doors, the exterior doors,lying I don't know who has a key,

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Okay, makes sense? Yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah, that
way, if they open the door, the chair would fall and I'd wake
up in the middle of the night. Right, that's not bad, that's
the idea, right. I alsogo through you can use your camera,
your phone on your camera to seecameras, okay, right, infra red
Yeah, okay, And so Idid that. She's like, I think

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you're being a little over the top. I'm like, good, you say
that until we all wake up deadin the morning. I read stories at
six thirty every morning. Oh chaosright in society, So I'm good with
it. Guy turns bacon grease intosoap to fight inflation. Settled down,
I mean he's at least he's beingresourceful. I guess you're buying nine dollars

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pounds of bacon. Huh, we'rejust saving his bacon grease after he gets
done cooking, you know, apound at a time. It feels a
little over the top. Do thesame thing. You can make diesel fuel
out of it. Sure, butmakes sense. But I'm sure he smell
amazing. Or is he going tolike restaurants and stealing it out of their
grease traps? Well, now you'rea criminals. Yeah, yeah, you're

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not. I'm not high fiving yet. Optical illusion is scarily act curre it
as to determine if you are kindor more secretive. Sure, okay,
because there's some genius that created this. Yeah, I love optical illusions.
I love Never could do those stupidposters back in the ninth the little dots

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and stuff when you gotta blur youreyes. Yeah, I can't either,
Never could do it in that one. I always think that people are lying.
I figured they were because I justlooked like dots to me, because
psychologically there's a thing that people doto go with the flow to so they
don't look stupid. Yes, AndI think that that's what that is.
Well, I'm fine looking stupid,I do it all the time. Right,

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boy allows himself to be bitten bya black widow to become Spider Man
again. Natural selection. I didn'twant to see it happened to a kid.
I understand completely. Australia hires consultantto advise government on its consultants.

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Last one, Lindsay Sun, triedto run mother over with two different types
of lawnmowers hit her with a shovel. God damn owner. Well Mama did
what she'd do to deserve that.She's agile for sure. Well, for
sure you can dodge a mower,but de cane you dodge a shovel.
Hell no, we need to talkingabout a zero turner a walk behind,
right, because a walk behind youcan get out of the way of those

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pretty fast. Even like regular writer, that's not a zero turn. You
can still get away from that prettyquickly. Yeah, but a zero turn
some of those move pretty fast,man, and turn an on a zero
Yes. Doc worker fired after beingtwenty nine times over the cocaine limit.
Twenty nine times? I mean zero? Is it a zero the limit?

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I don't know. Maybe maybe maybethis Dock's like, all right, you
know, we'll we'll go ahead andlet you do a little bit of cocaine
to you know, keep production movingright. But nothing over like a quarter
paper a day man dog hit thepedal on a golf cart, ran over
four year old who was uninjured.All these stories are on our Facebook page

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at facebook dot com slash BMMS sixtynine. We want to know from you
what celebrity from your home state areyou ashamed of? A case of Blue
Moon Belgian ail and a pair oftickets to the Crimson Cardinal Classic that's happening
at the Bok Center in December.Texted over to us BMMS and what celebrity
from your home state are you ashamedof? To eight two nine four five
Tilsa's Morning Show, The Big BadMorning Show. As sol continues next ninety

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seven five kmod, Good morning,It's for the Big Man Morning showIn eight
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to say to eight two nine fourfive Freaking Day Friday. What's celebrity from

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your home state are you ashamed of? For good, Andrew is on with
us. Yeah, Hi Andrew,how are you man? I'm good.
How are y'all? Good? Man, Andrew? What celebrity from your home
state? Are you ashamed of goodBill Clinton and all his scandals? Oh?

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Okay, go ahead let me hearthem all. Good I'm sorry,
go ahead and let me hear themall. I don't have enough time on
the radio to name alla, namethree, Monica Lewinsky, all the people
that have disappeared having any kind ofassociation with the Clintons. Okay, that's

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still all this Trump stuff going on, I'm sure stating and all her emails
has something to do with it too. All right, let GiB you go
ahead and tell him exactly what he'sgonna get. You know, I can
see why you would be ashamed ofsuch a person. Enjoy list case.
I'm blue moon Belgian Ellen. Leasetickets to oh you basketball man, Andrew,

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Thank you so much, man,have a fantastic weekend. Thank you
all right? Man, see youlater? Is it? Can him goers?
Do you hold or let him go? Were gonna let him go?
I told him what to do,go and get see you later. All
right, let's do Balls to thewall Sports. The NFL preseason is in

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full swing. Ricky C. J. Stroud and the Texans took down the
Patriots twenty to nine in Foxboro.Stroud tossed an interception while Davis Mills through
for ninety nine yards in a touchdown. Drew Locke and the Seahawks rolled past
the Vikings twenty four to thirteen inSeattle. Six more preseason games are on
tap tonight. You got your GreenBay Packers in Cincinnati, Bengals, New

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York Giants at the Detroit Lions atNflcons at Miami Dolphins, the Steelers at
the Buccaneers, Washington Commanders at theBrowns, and the Broncos at the Cardinals.
Was that game on Prime the Texansand Patriots. Yeah, that I
don't know. I discovered last nightwith my Cocks package. And other reason
why I love Cox, I've gotthe NFL network so I can watch all

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these games. Because I was like, I wonder if the Niners and Raiders
game is going to air here?So I used the Contour remote because you're
now a Niners fans, so andit said sure enough, NFL HD,
And I said, do I havethat channel select? And I was like,
by god, I do. SoI watched I watched part of that
Texans and Patriots games last night.Well because I know some of them.

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Somebody said preseason is on all theNFL network. Maybe I don't know.
All right, Well that is yourBalls to the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay
and ninety seventy five km ODD.Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning

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All right, we're giving away beerfreaking day Friday. We're asking you
what celebrity from your home state areyou ashamed of? Text your answer to
us BMMS and whoever that is tothe phone number eight two nine four five,

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case of blue Moon Belgian al anda pair of tickets to see Ou
and Arkansas play basketball at the bokCenter in December. Tickets available Bokaycenter dot
com. BMMS and what celebrity fromyour home state are you ashamed of?
To the phone number eight two ninefour five, lindsay what celebrity from your
home state are you ashamed of?Axel Rose? What? Yep? What?

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Yeah? He was. He wasborn and raised in Lafayette, Indiana,
which is about an hour and ahalf away from where I was born
and raised. And he was alittle asshole, to be quite honest.

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He was in big trouble all thetime, and he moved away when he
was a young teenager. He movedto la to be a rocker, and
he came back in the early nineties, and I believe it was like nineteen
ninety one or nineteen ninety two.He played the Ruoff which was called Deer

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Creek back then, and he waslike ninety minutes late to the show.
When he did show up, hejust bashed this state, just completely talked
so much smack about it, andhe played late so he got the band
was fined, of course, Buthe also got pulled over while driving through

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Indiana, SA No a different time, but he talked about it during this
show and just wasted concert goers time. Basically, he was pulled over by
a state trooper and he tried touse that don't you know who I am?
And it's like, dude, comeon, if you're who you are,
then get a driver, have adriver, you know what I mean?

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Like you're just a jerk, Likehe just bashes his home state.
I think he was just poed becauselike they called Meloncamp like the Hoosier rocker,
and they never referred to Axel asthat, and he was probably a
little jelly. But you know,I mean, if you're gonna bash your

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home state, then you don't deserveto call it home. So, like,
why couldn't we get Slash. Everyoneknows Slash is the cool member of
Guns N' Roses. You know,honestly, it's really weird take, but
Okay, I agree. How oldwas he when he moved away? I

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believe like sixteen, so it wasearly yeah. Oh and also he did
say he used to refer to teenagersliving in Indiana as the kids in World
War two concentration camps. That's howwe were telling it. Yes, if
you're a teenager in Indiana, that'show you're treated. That's not true,

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says the Indoctored one. Yeah,yeah, right, have you ever been
right? He said he said youngpeople in Indiana are prisoners in Auschwitz?
When did he say that? Like? Why, what was the context that
he would say that on stage?That's why he didn't like it in Indiana,
that's how how young people were treated. Huh. He clearly something happened

(34:39):
to him. Huh. Well,he made him feel that way bad.
He was a bad kid. Likeif you're gonna do stupid stuff, you
know what I mean? Like,yeah, he was always in trouble.
Okay, we want to know fromyou what celebrity from your home state are
you ashamed of a case of blueMoon Belgian ail and the pair tickets to
see the o U Arkansas basketball gameat the Bok Center that'll be there in

(35:00):
December. Give be What celebrity fromyour home state are you ashamed of?
Before you start, please make sureyou tell us which state do you credit
as your home state. I wasthinking about that. Aside from Oklahoma,
I spent most of my life inCalifornia, Like I spent the first ten
years there. I've only lived inAlabama for like three years before I moved
down here, and I've been inOklahoma ever since since ninety three. Okay,

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so I claim to be a CaliforniaAnd the fun thing about California is
there are a buttload of celebrities outthere, and it was not hard for
me to pick this one. Asa matter of fact, it's more than
just one. It's a family ofthem. As a matter of that,
Goddamn Kardashians. Kate stand them,Never did like them. Something about their

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attitude, their ego, there,everything everything about them just makes me cringe.
And I'm like, the world wouldbe a better place without you.
Any of them, any of them, yikes, any of them, any
of them. Kim Courtney, that'sthe beastly one, right, Chloe's the

(36:08):
beast of the one, Okay,Courtney, Bruce Caitlin, what's the mom's
name? Chris Chris. Yes see, I just know none of them.
Get rid of the whole fam damily, get by, put them on a
ship and send them sailing somewhere.It's kind of shocking because California is a

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deep bench, very deep, verydeep. And how as I was going
through, sure, I could havebeen like Charles Manson or whatever. That
goes to show you how much Ido not like the Karnashians. If I
would rather keep Charles Manson alive andkill off the whole goddamn family of Kardashians,

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that says something, what if they'reKim Kardashian is like, do you
want to sleep with me? Igot a button for that one right here.
That answer is gonna be a noope, really real doo wild uh,
just because I'll, I don't knowwhat, are you making making fun of

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her some stupid ass, dumb voice, Yes, okay, yes, yes,
she's got a fat ass uh.It's it's I believe that's just as
fake as the rest of her allright, implants all around if you think
about it. When that video withray J came out, her booty was
not that big, all right,And yeah, granted, kids will spread
them hips out a bit but goddamn, that thing is huge. And

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I'm a fan of a big,fat ass. I'm a I'm a fan
of a fat ass. I reallyam. Don't don't get me twisted.
But them there, they are.They are as fake as they're goddamn body
parts. And I can't stand it. I can't stand it. Get out
of here. Good Huh? Whatif she was mute? None? Wouldn't

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even no, no, because thenI'm going against all my standards, and
I refuse to do that. Whatif it was her and her sisters all
at the same time, Do Iget to line them up in a row
and then barrel them over with anineteen seventy seven Buick Skylark? Then there
you go. That's it. Iwent with the wrong angle completely. Why's

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that? What, celebrity from yourhome state, are you ashamed of a
case of blue moon Belgian ale anda pair of tickets to the Crimson and
Cardinal Classic, which is OU andArkansas basketball happening at the Bok Center in
December. Tickets available Boka Center dotcom. I just went with like,
like embarrassed, kind of like,and I get it, you two are
embarrassed by those two people, Butthey're veheminently successful to show that people from

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those states can be successful. Againdeep bench in California, and maybe IWA
just doesn't have a deep bench.And so I had a couple of choices
that I had it narrowed down to, but ultimately it landed on this person
because I even forgot until I wasreminded that they're from Iowa. And that

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is Fred Grandy Gopher from The LoveBoat. Okay, why Gopher so much?
I feel like I have way betterreasons than the two of you have
chosen. But that's, you know, different strokes, different folks. One
I remember growing up and there wasn'tlike it wasn't a big thing to name

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somebody who was from there, rightbesides politicians, and I remember John Wayne
occasionally, but Gopher got brought upa lot, and I'm like, so
what he's Gopher. He's a fringecharacter on a very successful show. I
mean, he wasn't mentioned in aceVantura, so that means something. You

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know, Hey, Captain Strubing's how'sGopher? And Doc Yeah again as a
punchline. And so I remember beinglike, this is the guy from Iowa.
This is what Iowan's turn out tobe secondhand cast member, yeah,
third or fourth hand the punchline,the punching bag of the show. Yeah,

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Gopher, Yeah, it's funny.It So I was like, I
remember disappointment, and anytime someone's likeGophers from there, I'm like, God,
damn it. Yeah, so whatso we're so it's Herbert Hoover,
the fricking Lady who have invented RiceKrispy treats us from here. That's far
more cool than Gopher. But itwas the love Bow man. The love

(40:38):
Bow was a massive and anyone underrun for politics, and I feel like
you want I can't remember, butI remember going, Gopher, you're gonna
let Gopher? Yeah? How doyou get up from under the vat thumb?
Yeah. Between nineteen seventy and nineteenseventy one, he served as speech
writer for Wily Maine, the Republicancongressman, and then with Maine success for

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Berkeley Beddell deciding not to run.That's when Gopher decided to go ahead and
make his run for the House,beating Clayton Hodgson by two percentage points.
Yeah. And Ashton Kutcher's a guythat you people probably would put their finger
on it is like he's I don'tthink he's embarrassing. The guy's been quite

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successful and he does a lot ofreally good things to fight bad stuff.
So I'm hats off for that,right, doing better than a lot of
people. Yeah, I could havepicked Herbert Hoover, but I didn't pick
Gopher for his political stuff. Ipicked him because he's Gopher. And that
was the thing that people are likegophers from here, and You're like,

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god, dang it, so whatyah? Who cares people are like Kurt
Warner. I'm like, well,I went to school there, right,
I don't think he's from there.And even as we're talking, the majority
of my life I grew up there, Sorry, the child life. I
grew up there. It's not whereI was born, but it's where I
grew up. So maybe that's Ican't even claim that's where I was celebrity

(42:10):
from your home state you're ashamed of. It makes sense to me. I
that's what I defaulted too. That'swhat I went to, California, you
know, because that's where I spentmost of my aside from Oklahoma's where I
spent most of money. Were youborn there? No, I was born
in Arkansas, but we were therefor like maybe a month, you know,
or two, and then shipped outcriminal from from one Air Force base

(42:30):
to the one in Where were youborn? Kansas City? I don't know
any celebrities off the top of myhead who are born or who are from
Kansas City? Patrick is he fromthere? No? But okay, it
doesn't matter. How about Jason Sadakis? How about Paul Rudd? There either

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one to be ashamed of? Also, sure nothing to be ashamed of there,
t Boss from TLC, The Tand TLC. She's from Iowa.
But I mean, I'm he's gonnareally want to be ashamed of that.
Yeah, I don't have I don'thave anything to stand on with that stuff.
Yeah, there's like looking at thepeople ye an. Yeah, I

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picked the card Ashi ends just becauseof my own distaste for them. But
uh, I mean, look likeI said, you got frodo Elijah Ron
Burgundy. Wait a minute, yeah, Ron Burgundy's not from there. We'll
fail get out of here. Wewant to know from you, what celebrity
from your home state are you ashamedof? In case of Blue Moon Belgian

(43:35):
Ale and a pair of tickets tothe see oh you and Arkansas basketball at
the Bok Center in December. Ticketsa billable available for that at Boka Center
dot com. BMMS and what celebrityfrom your home state are you ashamed of?
To the phone number eight to ninefour five. Tilsa's Morning show is
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is send a text answering this question, what celebrity from your homestad are you
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(44:24):
do some of those coming up heresoon. But first we got to play
a game because Mala Crue and defLeopard are coming to Chapman Stadium on the
campus the University of Tulsa next week. Tickets available Live Nation dot com.
And we're gonna play the numbers game. Call up, decide what category you
want. Numbers percentages are averages you'lltake on Lindsay. Whoever's closer to the

(44:46):
answer the most is winning those ticketsnine eight four six oz kmod nine one
eight four six o kmod. Goodmorning, you're on the air. What
is your name? Cood? Right? How are you today? Friend?
Good? Good? Are you man? Good? Buddy? Troy? What
category do you want? Numbers?Percentages or averages? Let's go with numbers.

(45:08):
Numbers it is. It's five questionsfrom gimpy. Just answered them the
best that you can. Are youready? Yes, sir? All right?
Here we go, Hey, Troy. How many minutes does a pig's
orgasm last? Three? Three minutes? All right, Troy? How many
months will a draft be pregnant beforegiven birth? Six? How many days

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is the gestation period of a westerngorilla? Troy? Twenty four one four
days? All right, Troy?How many days is the gestation period of
an Eastern cotton tale that's a rabbit, by the way, thirteen days,

(46:01):
Steve, Roy? Last one here? How many days is the gestation period
of a sperm whale? Thirty fourthirty four days? What's gest station mean?
The period the amount of time thatyou're pregnant? Agree you give birth?
Okay? Right on, right on? Not something pretends to me so

(46:22):
I had no idea. All right, lindsay, percentages is the category?
And give you's got your questions?Are you ready? Yes, lendsay?
Are you familiar with the term gestation? Yes? Okay, cool? Lindsay?
How many minutes does a pig's orgasmlast? How many minutes? Yes?
In percentages? This is numbers.That's my fault. I said,

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yeah, how many minutes? Two? Two minutes? All right, lendsay?
How many months will a draft bepregnant before given birth? Nine?
Nine? Lindsay? How many daysis the gestation period of a western gorilla?

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Seven? Seven days? Lindsay?How many days is the gestation period
of an Eastern cotton tail that's arabbit? Eleven? Eleven? Lindsey?
How many days is the gestation periodof a sperm whale? Let's go with

(47:36):
twenty one day? Troy, howdo you think she did? I have
no idea. You're not up togestation periods on animals? Huh no,
No, I haven't studied that lately. Okay, all right, gimpy,
let's find out. All right,y'alls about to learn something here. When
the question was asked, how manyminutes does a pig's orgasm last. Troy

(47:58):
said it's over in three minutes.Lindsay said two minutes. A pig's orgasm
lasts thirty minutes. Wow, lucky, Let's probably will make some taste so
good. Troy, you got thatone right. You need three total to
win those tickets to see Motley Crueand def Leppard over a Chapman Stadium next

(48:21):
week. Question two, Well,the question was asked how many months will
a draft be pregnant before giving birth? Troy says they'll be pregnant for six
months. Lindsay says that they'll bepregnant for nine months before given birth.
Well, the answer a draft willbe pregnant fifteen months before giving birth and

(48:42):
they never complain. Lindsay was closeron that one, so it's tied one
to one. Question three, thequestion is how many days is the gestation
period of a Western gerula. Troysaid it's twenty four days. They stay
pregnant for twenty four days before theygive birth. Lindsay said a week fastest
birthing ever. The answer is twohundred and fifty seven days. Troy got

(49:09):
that one right, so Troy,you need one more to win those tickets.
Question four question is how many daysis the gestation period of an Eastern
cotton tale that's a rabbit. Troysaid thirteen days and a Lendsey said eleven
days, and it is actually twentyseven days. Troy, congratulations, man,
you got those tickets. You're gonnago see my team def Leppard next

(49:30):
weekend at the stadium. Dude,hang on the line so Gimpy can get
your personal info. Okay, cool, thanks, Okay, last question will
the question. Here's how many daysis the gestation period of a sperm whale?
Troy said, they're pregnant for aboutthirty four days, just over a
month. Lindsay said twenty one days, just under a month, and a

(49:52):
sperm whale will be pregnant for fourhundred and eighty days before he gives birth.
Troy was closer on the that one, not too much but close enough.
Doesn't matter though, because he gotthose tickets. We want to know
from you, what's celebrity from yourhome state? Are you ashamed of a
case of blue Moon Belgian l anda pair of tickets to see the Crimson
and Cardinal Classic, Oh You andArkansas in basketball at the Bokay Center.

(50:15):
Saturday, December ninth. Tickets availableBokaycenter dot com. Take a break and
we'll be back. The Big ManMorning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show ninety
seven five KMOT, Good morning,It's The big Man Morning Show nine one,

(50:39):
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state? Are you ashamed of sendinga text? If we pick your text

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and get you on the phone,you're gonna get hooked up with Casey Blue
Moon, Belgian Ale and a pairof tickets to see Crimson Cardinal Classic at
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how are you? I'm doing good? I would still good, Travis.

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What celebrity from your home state areyou ashamed of? Well, that would
have to be Gary Busey. Okay, why are you ashamed of? Gary
Busey? Blayn? He was theman, Silver Bullet, Underseige Man.
He was a good decent actor,and then him and his career took the

(51:46):
snowy plugs down the mountain and he'sjust a little bit of crazy now.
I mean, I think you couldsay his career took a header. Yeah,
how much like he did much likehe did over the handlebars of a
motorcycle. Yeah, Okay, whatwas his last movie you saw of his?
Oh? What movie was he in? I couldn't tell you the name

(52:10):
of it. I'd say my favoriteone had probably had to be Predator two?
Right, so the last one yousaw with Gary Busey cameo and yeah,
he did a short cameo and something, But I can't think of the
name of the movie off the topof my head. Uh, he was
in. I'm trying to look hereof things that maybe Predator two was nineteen

(52:31):
ninety and since then he's done one, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nineteeneleven twelve, he's done. Yeah,
since then? Did he do acameo in like the last like Sharknado
movie or something? I mean,I'm sure he's done a lot of appearances.
I'm just trying to see if wecan nail down his last movie that

(52:55):
any like a good majority of peoplesaw Black Sheep, but I'm mean he
was. That wasn't his movie.He was in The Gingerbread. It's a
slasher movie, of course. DoctorDoolittle three. He was a voice the
Chain, Okay he did. Hewas on when Trump was doing the show

(53:19):
he uh, the You're Fired CelebrityApprentice. Yes, he was on that.
Yeah. Movie thought Piranha three dD I miss that one. Yeah,
yeah, okay you might. Youmight be right. Gimby go ahead
and tell him exactly what he's gonnaget. And Al Horburn should be ashamed
that he comes from the land ofthe child raping kid killer John Wayne Gacy.

(53:44):
Have a case of Blue Moon Mountainand Alan up Bear tickets to see
the Sooners take on the Razorbacks andbasketball Man to you guys, pay on
the line front so gimp can getyour info. Have a fantastic week.
Okay, I'll say see you later. TV shows. He was on Shameless.
Yeah, he had a show calledGary Busey Pet Judge. I forgot
Yeah that was so bad, right, so bad? That was recent?

(54:06):
Yeah, twenty twenty Uh, theLast shar Sharknado, Impractical Jokers, Uh
from dust till dawned the series.Oh that's the thing. Huh. Celebrity
big brother. I forgot he wason that Dancing with the Stars. He
was an American dad. Huh yeah, played himself. Yeah, celebrity wife

(54:29):
swap. WHOA wait a minute beforeI say you right? You never know?
Yeah, he hasn't been on TheApprentice's twenty eleven, twenty two years
ago. Two? Uh yeah,video games too, he was? He
did. He was the voice inhit Man twenty sixteen, hit Man,

(54:52):
and GTA. His last wife,Tianni Warden, died in jail from cocaine.
Uh in jail. Huh that's whatTMZ saying here. How about that
I did a cocaine overdose in jailand she was cute. Uh let's see
here. She died behind bars inTexas. According to autopsy, was cocaine

(55:15):
overdose that killed her. She wasfound in unresponsive in her jail cell at
the Hunt County Detention Center back inNovember fourth when was this article written twenty
twenty? Okay, she died fromtoxic effects of cocaine. They ruled her
death accidental, says chronic and saychronic ethanolism heavy drinking likely contributed to her

(55:42):
death. I'm a really ignorant thingto say, because I know you can
get you can get cocaine in jail. I mean, I know you can
get drugs in jail to get enoughunless it was set up, you think,
so like an inside job sort ofthing. I mean, I could
see that happening. Well, whywould you want to kill Gary Abusey's wife.

(56:05):
I don't know. Maybe she's asnitch. Snitches get stitches. Yeah,
they checked her cell at two thirtysix and found her And this is
two thirty six in the afternoon.It says here that they were she was
in a holding cell by herself whenshe died, and her body was discovered
as she after she'd already seen thejudge and eaten lunch. Com said that
they checked her on her a twothirty six in the afternoon, found her
in responsive. The autopsy says thatshe died at three twenty nine. They

(56:28):
got divorced in two thousand and one. Yeah, so now, but that
was his last wife though, thatwas his last wife, and we said
celebrity wife swap. So his wifefrom nineteen sixty eight to nineteen ninety,
the one that stood beside him ashe made his way as an actor.
He divorced her and so anyhow,what I'm saying is that celebrity wife swap

(56:50):
falls in the years of that ninetysix two thousand and one era. Yeah,
I want to know, like,why was this the upgrade so far?
Well, he was married before,so why did he Why what made
this the upgrade? The first wifeis not very attractive, I mean compared
to the other one. The otherone's a looker. This one just looks

(57:12):
like a regular old mom. Imean, this lady might have been a
looker when she was younger, maybe, I don't know. I see the
black and white photos of them backand nah, she just looks like a
just regular playing Jane. Nothing specialabout her kind of go because that's what
happened. She's you know, withhim when he is a no one and
then he becomes someone Oh yeah yeahold, Yeah, his options got broader,

(57:38):
so he's like out with the old, in with the new. I
forgot. His son looks just likehim. Yes, crazier he was,
isn't he in a movie? Ifeel like he's a lot. Yeah,
he's done a lot of acting.He's a good he's a good character actor.
If I remember correctly, he is. All right, let's see what

(58:00):
Gibby's got in his We got onrabbit hole there, didn't we see what
Gimpy has in his four by four? All right? Corbna says here that
the FBC is too high. Herearguments for new rules on AI use in
campaigns. New rules for the useof artificial intelligence will be considered by the
Federal Election Commission. The Commission votedin favor of considering an amended petition brought
by Public Citizen, a consumer Abbassygroup. Democratic Commissioner Ellen Weintraub said that

(58:25):
it's a topic that is very timelyand very important. Meanwhile, Republican Commissioner
expressed doubt about whether the fc FECcan address the use of AI and campaigns,
despite voting to hear opinions with therest of the committee. This is
a bad thing, if you thinkabout it. If I'm running against Gimpy
for office and I can create AIto make some people think he said something

(58:50):
he didn't. Now his base maynever see it, but my base,
who are on the fence could seeit, and it could veheminently keep them
in my camp. Absolutely, that'sbad. AI is no good, no
matter how you look at it.I don't give a damned picked some pretty
good movies today. I am noton board with the AI at all whatsoever.
Maybe it's just terminator. That's whereI'm at, Okay. Biden calls

(59:13):
China a ticking time bomb due toeconomic troubles. At a political fundraiser in
Utah yesterday, Old JB said theChina is in trouble. Hey, You're
in trouble because of weak growth.He added that it's not good because when
bad folks have problems, they dobad things dirt. It was reported this
week that China's consumer sector fell intodeflation in July. China washers say that

(59:37):
the world's second biggest economy might becoming to an era of much slower growth,
and it was stagnated consumer prices andwages while the rest of the world
deals with inflation. US and Iranstrick a deal for prisoner swamp. The
US is striking a deal with Iranto release five Burgans imprisoned by the conduntry.
The American detainees will eventually be allowedto leave Iran in exchange for several

(01:00:00):
jailed Iranians and access to about toabout six billion dollars in Iranian assets blocked
under US sanctions. The first stepin the agreement involves Iran releasing the Iranian
American dual citizens into house arrest.The Americans have been imprisoned on unsubstantiated charges
of spying. And lastly here dragshow fundraiser canceled and prior due to safety

(01:00:23):
concerns. A drag show at theAmerican Legion there prior that was meant to
raise some money has been canceled becausethe safety concerns for the people don't It
was supposed to be the Saturday,but it's been called off after the event
drew criticism online. The event organizerssay that they were just trying to raise
money, not make a political statement. I don't like what you're doing.

(01:00:53):
Okay, really quickly, there aresix NFL pre season NFL games tomorrow Obears
and two on Sunday. Your weekendwraps up with Kansas City Chiefs at the
New Orleans Saints and the forty nineers at the Vegas Raiders. Here's your
Balls to the Wall Sports. I'mLindsaya, ninety seven five KMOD. Good

(01:01:24):
morning, It's the big Mad Morningshown. I can't wait for you to
disclose this on air at some pointsix KMOT can also text bmms and then
what you want to say to eighttwo, nine, four five. I'm
gonna say some things. It's notso you talk about it, okay.
Uh So we do this thing ateight, which we're gonna get to in

(01:01:46):
a second. But every time,like we see Gimpy all morning long,
it comes in and out of thestudio or you know, I hand him
a chicken biscuit or whatever, andusually it's, you know, it's pretty
passive, yeah, veryself accept Ateight, he'll come in and sit down
and be like, big site,So I got lamydia whatever, bombshell,

(01:02:09):
I don't really have clamentia. Thisis clear. I feel like that would
be fair, Like I don't feellike, yeah, yeah, I mean
they need to just close that.That's weird that you feel like you have
to come saying. I'm just saying, before you know, the word gets
around, Gibby's got the clap.I just feel like that would be obvious
that you don't. But yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah, nonetheless,

(01:02:30):
So eight o'clock is always an interestingtime. Good morning, Lindsay, oh
Man, Good morning Corbin. Allright, we're Welcoming Queens of the Stone
Age September twenty six at the WalmartAmphitheater. Tickets are on sale now,
but you can buy them or youcan win them. Just sign up to
win at kmod dot com. Goodmorning, gimpy, Good morning man.
Have the clamp. They're not havethe clap and that's it. That's my

(01:02:53):
eight o'clock head lot. I ain'tgot the clap. Thank you time for
cos this is a game we playwhere we drop Plinko, chips, cheese.
Sorry making yourself laugh. You're goingto buy a shower curtain on yourself,
all right? I know you sawthat for every foot man. Yeah,

(01:03:15):
yeah, there's a behind it.You bought it for yourself. Well
here's the deal man. Just answerthe question, don't add context. Did
you bought a shower curtain of yourself, of myself for my guest bathroom?
I don't know why you think thatmakes that better? Well it does make
it. It makes sense once youhear the story behind it. So we'll
have to do it some other willynilly, I'll tell you all about it.

(01:03:36):
I'd think it is fantastic. Goodteas, all right, So we're
playing cut This is where you dropa plink coot chip down and it lands
in one of the slots, andthe slots have items that you can drink
buying a grocery store and consume,or a liquor store and consume. And
coked is the spot on the boardthat the game really changes. So the
slots that you could have to dodrinks of syrup, real maple, syrup,

(01:04:00):
olive oil, chocolate, milk,rum seltzer. Do we have seltzer,
cranberry juice, coffee concentrate, Westill have that? Huh yeah,
there's just a little bit there.So you drop your chip in it lands
in let's say syrup. Then youdrop your other one and let's say lands
in olive oil. Then you haveto do one ounce of syrup, one

(01:04:20):
ounce of olive oil. There isa slot label cucked. If it lands
in that, then the game stops. Nobody else has to play who hasn't
gone? And you have to answerthree questions get at least two right.
If you fail to get at leasttwo right, then you do a shot
of syrup, olive oil, chocolate, milk, rum Seltzer, coffee,
and cherry juice all mixed into onecup. All right, Lindsay got cuked

(01:04:43):
last week, so she's take thetake this. She is going to have
to draw a name to see whogoes first, and because she got cucked
last week, and it looks likeimmediately got somebody. And the name she
pulled is whoever. Hey, hey, all right, pretty easy because kut
is a second to the right.We all know the board has a mind

(01:05:05):
of its own, and because that'swhy we picked blinko, because it's not
an automatic just because you drop iton one side or the other. But
I feel pretty good cherry juice andcoffee. I ain't hayten coffee and Seltzer.
I ain't hayten rum and Seltzer.I ain't hayten. There's not much
on that side of the board thatI'm afraid of, a right, I
feel good about them. All.Yeah, it doesn't mean it couldn't land

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and cooked. Stranger things have happened. I'm going to just stay all the
way to the left and not playit safe or play it safe. And
it's around in the middle and rum, all right, that's a good way
started. And it's dark rum too, right, yeah, OK, I
ain't hayten on that because dark rumalways feels little more syrupy, little sweeter.

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So I would like it with cherryjuice, to be honest, Little
cherry juice or coffee would be great. Coffee and rum got me on that
that would be pretty good. Ithink cherry juice is what I would like
it to be. That spice cherryis good, so dropping it down,
it's all the way to the left. And Seltzer Seltzer and uh grum.

(01:06:13):
I ain't hating that. You willwhat Seltzer flavor? Is it? Gimpy
watermelon? Oh god? Yeah?Yeah? Watermelon in the lime? Why'd
you buy that? It came ina variety pack? It's whe variety packs
are all the ones they couldn't sell. You get like one cherry, one
black cherry, and the rest arelike you zoo and lemon. Yeah all

(01:06:38):
right, so U cuked and I'velanded in Seltzer and rum They were both
right next to each other. It'slike it was meant to be. Yeah,
so yeah, I mean, Ifully expect us to be Rummy and
spark staticky is what TV static?Yeah? Okay, this feels very easy.

(01:07:00):
Looks pretty easy. Yeah, allright, reminds me of my ex
hmm. Yeah, she made youwant to do that too. I don't
know. For a few years,you didn't do any of that. For
a few years I was doing that. Yeah, it's not cold, which
changes the game completely. Okay,even with the cold selt was it's not

(01:07:25):
it's not cold, Okay, probablybecause the the the rum sits in there
on my desk in front of thewindow, right, So that's probably what
it is. You got boiling hotrum over there from sitting in the window,
and then the seltzer out of thefridge just kind of brought it to
you brought it today the seltzer.Was it cold at home? Yes?
It was, Yeah, because it'snot cold and it's sitting in the fridge,
you know, when she brought it. I put it in the big

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fridge, not the not the mainfridge, So that was not cold.
I'm going to give it six pointeight out of ten. It's not horrible.
I have had worse shots. Yeah, for sure, it's got sweet.
You taste the sparkly carbonation static.I don't really taste the lime.

(01:08:09):
I get more of the watermelon.I think all those drinks have the same
taste no matter what flavor you putin them. You could taste the chemical
makeup of it, so like aturpentine mineral spirit flavor, and then the
rum is the only thing that savesit for me. So uh yeah,
I would not recommend though. Allright, So I'm gonna draw the next

(01:08:32):
person that is gonna go and seeif we're gonna get away with not getting
cuked again. Next person that's gonnago for conked is Lindsay, Right,
So lindsay, what are you thinking. I'm thinking I'm gonna stay far to
the left as well. Come on, live dangerously. If you go to

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the far right, there's a goodchance that it could bounce out of because
there's been time times you try toplay it safe and it bounces its way
to Its very true. However,I feel like I'm going to try for
the Seltzer just because it's open.I hate to see a seltzer go to
waste, you know, and you'regonna drink it anyway after the game's over,

(01:09:15):
probably probably all right, So she'sgonna drop it all the left,
bounce it, bounce it all theway over, all the way over,
and it landed in Seltzer. Allright. At the very last minute,
it looked like it had already hitthat last row and it bounced into Seltzer.
Yeah. I thought it was actuallygoing to go for chocolate milk.
But I'm glad it landed in Seltzer. Let's go for a double of Seltzer,

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please, man, that would bea victory Seltzer gods please? All
right, same spot, dropping itdown, slide all the way down and
bounced out of cherry juice and landedin coffee concentrate, Seltzer and coffee concentrate.
And this coffee concentrate is not good. It's supposed to be vanilla flavored,
but it is dopely strong it is. It's not good. It is

(01:10:00):
not good. I can't believe westill have it. I feel like it's
been on the board for a longtime. Yeah, is it almost empty?
There's still a good amountain there forsure. All right, don't forget
we're given away beer. What's celebrityfrom your home state? Are you ashamed
of? And Lindsay's got her?At least you didn't get cooked. That
is true. It just smells likecoffee. Oh ye, smell the watermelon

(01:10:25):
or the lime. Yeah, thecoffee is so overpowering, it really is.
That's probably it's just gonna be likefuzzy coffee. My my, My
fear here is getting jittery because I'vealready had most of this filled with coffee
this morning. Good. I think, Yeah, that's a crazy amount of
coffee. I know, I don't. I can't think of a carbonated coffee

(01:10:45):
drink. I'm sure they is youwho carbonated? That's not coffee. That's
chocolate. Yeah, and that's likechocolate flavored water. But I can't think
it. Like there's chocolate martinis.There's coffee martinis. None of those are
carbonated. Didn't there's chocolate or therethere's coffee beers out there, Yes,
but it's more of a coffee flavor. But I hear you, I'll buy.

(01:11:08):
I'll buy that. It's about asclose as you're going good, I
think, Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, so that'll be interesting.
Maybe you've landed on something. Thismight be coffee flavored seltzer m white cloth.
Yeah, all right, here wego, cheers. Maybe she slammed

(01:11:28):
it. That coffee is so thickit coats the cup even when she's done.
Yeah, yeah, read my fortunewith this. It depth m.
It's not horrible, but it's notgood. Okay, okay, so I'm
gonna score it at a six solidsix, six out of ten. Okay,

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six out of ten. Wouldn't recommendOkay, Why did the flip?
What did it taste? What happened? The seltzer helped calm the coffee down,
all right, less bitterness of thecoffee, less bitter, definitely thinned
it out. Again, I feellike I could taste a little bit of

(01:12:16):
the watermelon, just a little bit, no lime. I didn't get any
of the carbonation though. H yeah, that's what The coffee pretty well killed
everything? Yes, absolutely, yeah, but it wasn't so thick. Okay,
but yeah, I wouldn't recommend it. All right, We're gonna take
a break, we come back andbe Gympie's turned What celebrity from your homestate
are you shamed of? Send usa text that answers that question BMMS space

(01:12:39):
and the answer to the eight twonine five phone number, a case of
Blue Moon Belgian Ale, and apair of tickets to the Crimson Cardinal Classic
at the Bok Center in December.Get your text to us. What celebrity
from your home state are you ashamedof? More of The Big Man Morning
Show is next nine seven five kmogGood morning if the Big Bad Morning Show

(01:13:15):
four six zero kmod can also textBMMS and then what you want to say
to eight two nine four five givenaway beer Fregay Friday. What celebrity from
your homestead? Are you ashamed of? A case of blue Moon Belgian ale
and a pair of tickets to seeOU and Arkansas play basketball in December at
the b Okay Center. Get thattext to us, because we're gonna give
away some beer very soon. We'rein the third phase of cuckt as Lindsay

(01:13:40):
and I have both gone. Ilanded on Seltzer and rum. Lindsay landed
on Seltzer and coffee. We've donecuked three weeks in a row. Will
there be a fourth? It's Gimpy'sturn to find out, as he will
drop his chips into the board andwe'll see if the cut streak stays alive
or would he also get seltzer.We're gonna find out right now. Do

(01:14:03):
you have a game plan? Youwere complaining that Lindsay was playing it too
safe? Yeah, I know,and usually I'm the one to be over
here and take the dangerous ride.But I think today that I wouldn't be
like to rescue pussies and stay offto the other side there. So if
I get seltzer your own, yeah, yeah, right, if I if
I get Seltzer and coffee sweet,if I get Seltzer and cheerry juice.

(01:14:26):
I'm not a fan of the selter. I mean, it's not the worst
thing in the world, but likeit's it's not lemon juice. Right.
Sometimes we talk about just going forcuked because the board isn't that bad.
If this were a mixture of syrup, olive oil, chocolate milk, rum,
seltzer, coffee and cherry juice,would that be bad for you?
I don't think it would be thatbad. The really the worst thing that's

(01:14:46):
on this board right now is theolive oil. I don't disagree. And
even then, I mean it's oliveoil, okay. I just don't like
the greasiness. You know, itmakes for smooth passages later, but for
the most part, you know,but you're not gonna talk me, and
I'm trying to talk you into it. I'm just saying that sometimes we fail
to acknowledge that be getting cut isn'tthe worst scenario. You're right, You're

(01:15:10):
right because I mean, we instantlygo with the worst choice for me exactly.
So I mean, you know what, if it you got me,
I'm not gonna go all the wayto the right side. Now? Am
I gonna go into the middle?Maybe? Am I gonna be a giant
vagina? Yes? I am movingaround? And it landed in coffee.

(01:15:30):
Okay, okay, that's the secondto be the second time I've had this
coffee. Yeah, And what doyou think? You're a coffee uh snob?
And I don't mean that like youwant special crazy coffee. You just
like your coffee like coffee. AndI don't mind drinking it straight black.
You know, I don't have tohave the cream and sugar. I can
get away with it the way itis. It is very stouth though,
because it is concentrated. I mean, when you make coffee at home and

(01:15:54):
yeah, I'm booze and I haveto grind my own beans. I do.
I found this. I found acertain kind of being at the wind
coo right, because I got tired. I used to be just a folders
guy, right, and I wasthat way for decades and for whatever reason,
it tasted funny. So Windco hasthis huge selection of coffee beans over

(01:16:15):
there, and I was like,well, when I kicked the ex out,
I kept the coffee grinder. Ifigured I might as well use it.
Yeah, and you can even grindthem there too. You don't have
to have your own grinder whatever.And this isn't a plug for them.
They don't pay me. They're justawesome. So I found a ConA blend
that I really like, Okay,and so that's what I use. I
stay away from the folders. AndI'm sure you guys know I don't drink

(01:16:36):
coffee here anymore at all. It'sI've not at work, you know.
It's just straight water. I havethe one cup in the morning, and
even on the weekends, it's justone cup when I wake up really trying
to, you know, change somethings. So this here, it's not
bad. It's just concentrated. It'sreally tort you know. But whatever it
is, what it is, Well, I get a double of coffee.
Who knows, I'll be twaggered outof my goddamn mind if I do.

(01:16:58):
Yeah, whatever, are you gonnago at the same spot? Are you're
gonna be more dangerous? Be moredangerous? No, that was a question,
not an answer. Be more dangerous. I don't know. Let's just
you know what, We'll shoot inthe middle. Right in the middle.
He's dropped it down and it's hangingout and cocked. I'm okay with it.
It's not that bad. No,And you have an opportunity to not

(01:17:21):
do anything exactly. And I'm prettygood at the questions. So let's far
away. Yeah, you have donegood at the questions and staying away from
danger waters. Lindsay will write downthe answers. I will open the list.
No one's seen these, So wego four weeks in a row of
cuck Maybe it's just making its roundsaround the room again. Yeah, yeah,

(01:17:41):
because it does that sometimes. Okay. Now, we've been having conversations
with Brady about the questions and hehas said he's gonna make them a little
more challenging. So we'll find out. Let's see what happens. Are you
ready? How are you with quantumphysics? Question one? Lots of birds

(01:18:01):
were spotted at the new bird feeder. There were twelve sparrows, fifteen crows,
eight blue jays, four squirrels,and nine cardinals. How many birds
were there in all? Repeat thequestion? Lots of birds were spotted in
the new bird feeder, there weretwelve sparrows, fifteen crows, eight blue
jays, four squirrels, and ninecardinals. How many birds were there in

(01:18:26):
all? See here, So twelveand eight is going to be twenty plus
fifteen makes thirty five plus nine.Let's see, that's going to be ten
fourteen carries the one forty four birdstotal. Okay, final answer, that
is my final question. Two Forlaunch, John spent one dollar and twenty

(01:18:49):
five cents on a juice drink,five dollars and fifty cents on a sandwich,
and ninety nine cents on a brownie. He gave the cashier twenty dollars.
How much chain did he get back? In case for lunch, John
spent one dollar and twenty five centson a juice box, five dollars and
fifty cents on a sandwich, andninety nine cents on a brownie. He

(01:19:11):
gave the cashier twenty bucks. Howmuch change did he get back? Does
this include tax? All? Right? So we're gonna take a dollar twenty
five and then five fifty and thenninety nine cents, and we're going to
add it all together. So wegot to fourteen. We got another fourteen
fifteen, sixteen seventeen carried that onefive six seven, so that's seven seventy

(01:19:33):
four. That what was his nameagain? John? John? John spent
there. So we're gonna take atwenty dollars and then we're gonna subtract seven
dollars and seventy four cents from it. Let's just go ahead and make that
nineteen. It was the sea hereten six, and then in the three,
and then that one's going to bea three, and then that one's

(01:19:58):
going to be a one. Shouldbe, should be. I'm just going
to back my math up real quickbefore I get my final I'm gonna read
the question while you do that.For lunch, John spend a dollar twenty
five on juice drink, five dollarsand fifty cents on a sandwich, and
ninety nine cents on a brownie.He gave the cashier twenty bucks. How
much change did he get? Okay, six's ten and last ten, So

(01:20:24):
it's going to be thirteen twenty four, thirteen twenty four. Is that your
final answer? I believe so.Yes. Question three, there are three
cats, four geese in the barnyard. Three cats, four geese.
Okay, how many total legs werethere? There are three cats and four
geese in the barn yard. Howmany total legs were there? So geese

(01:20:46):
only have two legs, so that'sgoing to be a total of eight legs
for the geese. And then catshave four legs and there's three cats,
so that's going to be twelve legsfor the cats. So you're looking at
twenty legs total. Final answer,final answer, twenty legs. Okay.

(01:21:09):
Question number one, let's see howhe did. Lots of birds were spotted
at the new bird feeder. Therewere twelve sparrows, fifteen crows, eight
blue jays, four squirrels, andnine cardinals. How many birds were there?
He said? Forty four? Damnlot of birds. That is a
lot of birds. The answer isforty four birds. Boot. Are you

(01:21:31):
really calculating this up to make sureI got the answers right? No,
I'm trying to work ahead on something. Okay, good, good? Good.
Question two? For lunch, Johnspent a dollar twenty five on a
juice drink, five dollars and fiftycents on a sandwich, and ninety nine
cents on a brownie. He gavethe cashier twenty bucks. How much change

(01:21:56):
did he get back? To befair, this is the only question I'm
really worried about. I never havebeen good with counting change back or stuff
like that, So okay, withthat being said, he said, thirteen
dollars and twenty four cents. Theanswer is twelve dollars and twenty six yeah
cents. I had a feeling thatI was going to be a problem there.

(01:22:18):
Yeah, that ninety nine cents iswhat messed you up. So you've
got one wrong. You've got toget this one right to avoid doing a
shot of syrup, olive oil coffeeI'm sorry, chocolate milk, rum Seltzer
coffee concentrate, and cherry juice inone glass for cocked. Question three,
there are three cats and four geesein the barnyard. I don't know if

(01:22:40):
that's really a barn yard. Ifeel like that's just a small area with
some animal, a couple of animalsin it. But how many total legs
were there? He said twenty?The answer is twenty. Boy, crisis
averted for you. You don't haveto do a shot of anything, which
you know. Okay, it didn'thave limon juice. I'm okay with it.

(01:23:02):
I just didn't want that olive oil. Man, I've had enough olive
oil in my system for the yearand it's only August. So there's no
way to ensure this would happen.Yeah, because we don't We don't know
who's gonna go or get cocked right, right right, total random. So
like if Brady was like, I'mdoing these next questions for Corbin and then
he put the we could go threeweeks before someone gets cucked, maybe longer,

(01:23:25):
maybe shorter, And it doesn't meanit would be me, right exactly.
So if one we're going to pickthe type of questions that would be
dangerous for you history, You've seemedto do pretty good with math questions,
you do okay with what would bea dangerous category. I'm ask you the
same question, Lindsay, So beprepared, probably if I was to pick

(01:23:47):
anything, because I'm I consider myselfa guy that knows a little bit about
everything. I'm not a person thatknows a lot about one particular thing.
I'm not greatest at math, butI know some things math. I mean,
we just proved, you know,I'm not the greatest. I didn't
get all three of them right,you know. So it's either going to
be something like that or pop culture, like, because there's a lot that

(01:24:11):
I don't keep up with in popculture at all whatsoever, simply because I
just don't care, you know whatI mean, It's not my bag.
So so I think, yeah,if I was to put my fingers on
one or two things, it'd probablybe that pop culture. It's typically math
for me, definitely. I'm horribletest taker and I get very anxious anyway.
But I do have a question aboutquestion number one. On that one,

(01:24:34):
okay, well, so yeah,hold on, Mine would have to
be probably spelling, okay, becauseyou can get in your own way pretty
fast on spelling, especially if you'renot writing it out. Yeah, I
can agree with you on that one. And I'm like Lindsay with in terms
of test taking, don't perform wellunder pressure anxiety. Like I was not

(01:24:56):
a good student because I couldn't taketests well. I was even in that
program where there's a will, there'san a uh yeah with John Ridder.
Yes, So to try and bebetter at taking tests, So that's that
would be my biggest foil is gettingin my own way. So you want
to go back to question one,Yeah, I may have wrote down I

(01:25:17):
thought I had I had a differentanswer, and maybe I wrote down too
many animals. I'm pretty sure thatyou did, because I mean I wrote
down all the animals as he was, what number did you come up with?
Him? Forty eight? How thehell did you get forty eight?
I'm four extra animals there that you'rewondering. It was twelve yes, fifteen

(01:25:38):
yes, eight yes, four yes, and nine yes. Yeah, you
just hold on, hold hold on. But what's the question? What was
the question? How many birds?Yes? And one of the numbers that
was given was four squirrels. Oh, I'm sorry, that's one stuck.
Do you have a problem listening toall birds? You have a problem listening?

(01:26:00):
Yep, I'm just asking do flyquirrelscount as birds? You're sugar got
all right? Right, That's thepoint of that being in there, right,
is to trip people up. They'rejust trying to focus on the numbers
and not paying attention, right,same way with the geese and the cats.
You know, you're you're focused onwell, cats have four legs.
You don't think, well, theseother ones got nahrn those geese when we

(01:26:23):
got two legs? Who's buried ingrants to him? Yeah? Absolutely,
yeah, uh uh grant right,when was the war? Was? When
was the war of nineteen sixteen orwhatever? Somebody? All right, we
want to know from you what celebrityfrom your home state are you ashamed of?
A case of blue Moon Belgian ailand a pair of tickets to the

(01:26:43):
Crimson and Cardinal Classic that's December ninthat the Bok Center BMMS, And what
your answer is to eight to ninefour five. We're gonna give away some
of that beer when we come back. Four of The Big Man Morning Show
is next Steve m Good morning.It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine

(01:27:11):
one eight four six zero kmod canalsotext BMMS And then what you want to
say to eight to nine four five. We're giving away beer Frigday Friday.
What celebrity from your home state areyou ashamed of? We're gonna talk to
winner in a minute, but firstwe're gonna go ahead and do Balls to
the Wall Sports. The forty nineers are taking a hit to their Special

(01:27:43):
Teams Unit. San Francisco head coachKyle Shanahan said kick and punt returner Ray
Ray McLeod will miss around two monthswith a broken left wrist. McLeod suffered
the injury during Tuesday's practice and ascheduled to have surgery on Friday. The
twenty six year old averaged ten yardsper punt return and twenty three yards per
kick return last season. McLeod alsocaught fourteen passes for two hundred and forty

(01:28:06):
three yards and one touchdown in hisfirst season with the Niners. On Wednesday
night, the presidents of the ACCmet with hopes of finding a way to
get Stanford and cal to join theranks. Unfortunately, significant roadblocks are reportedly
standing in the way of making thathappen. Conversations about ACC expansion are continuing,
but no vote has been taken asof yet. The main issue they're

(01:28:29):
wrestling with is the best way toposition the league into the future, with
finding a way to add revenue frontand center. Currently, the belief is
that adding both schools wouldn't show asignificant financial value. Add these schools are
all having trouble trying to accept thattheir second tier schools, maybe even third
tier. The SEC has shown itis the league, It is the conference,

(01:28:50):
yeah right, and then Big twelve, Big ten, some of these
others are showing validity, But theseother come on at least in the football
world, Former Raiders cornerback and currentfree agent Damon Arnette has been hit with
more bead press. Arnett's already dealingwith alleged assault and gun accusations, and

(01:29:13):
now he's got an adult film starcalling him out. Porn gottess Danny Banks
says Arnette made off with her Cartierwatch, stole her phone, and zeld
all the money out of her bankaccount. What's more, Banks alleges that
her security camera caught it all asit went down. At this point,
no evidence has been presented to backup her accusation. If she's got evidence,

(01:29:34):
then have him arrested. Exactly.I don't know why that hasn't happened
yet. Right, If he tookthat stuff and she's got video of it,
he should be arrested. You shouldgo to the authorities. Exactly.
I got a fatass. I'm justsaying I had to look her up.
Yeah, he's like I'd take fromher too. Just don't look up Danny

(01:29:55):
Banks, drummer, because that's notthe same thing. That is something completely
else, all right, see somethingthat's we're giving away beer freaking a Friday.
What's celebrity from your home state.Are you ashamed of? And Boomers
waiting? Hey Boomer? How areyou? Man? Good? Brother Harry
is good? What's celebrity from yourhome state? Are you ashamed of?

(01:30:17):
Carry Underwood? Come on now,okay, why are you ashamed of Carrie
Underwood? She had the nerve todata Dallas cowboy? How disgusting do you
have to be true? Oh?That's just pure disappointment. Oh yeah,
I'm good with that. Gim mego ahead and tell him exactly what he's

(01:30:38):
gonna get. Man, you know, I don't like the fact that I
grew up in the same day thatgame was Charles Manson, Richard Ramirez,
and a guy named Chester who rapedand strangled crackheads. Here's a case of
blue Moon Belgian all up here?Oh you basketball tickets hang on the line.
So if you can get your info, friend and have a fantastic weekend,

(01:31:00):
you two brothers, Love you man, see you later. I shared
this with Gimpie yesterday and it isa video that's pretty fantastic. The woman
comes home, her kids are inDallas cowboy gear, and she says,
uh, this statement on video.Seriously, never thought that my husband would

(01:31:24):
have used our children. But Ijust got home and look at them.
It would say they can beat allthe time. You're wearing Cowboys gear.
Yeah, I'm saying this TikTok videoand it's like an indestructible television, right.
I have this lady pounding on itwith a sledgehammer and throwing chairs at

(01:31:46):
it, and no problems are like, who in the world needs a TV
like this? And it flashes toa Cowboys fan pulling out his credit card.
Poor cowboy fan, you get breakit off, goold you. I
promise that we'll throw his many interceptions, we're America's tea because my brother in

(01:32:09):
law, who's got a good senseof humor not good when it comes to
Cowboys jokes. None of them are, which doesn't help. Guys. Just
let it roll with it, belike, hey, what are you gonna
do? All right, that's yourballs, the ball sports. We'll take
a break, We'll be back.Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning

(01:32:35):
Show. Four six zero kmot givenaway beer freaking a Friday. What's celebrity
from your homestad? Are you ashamedof b my mess? And what that
is? To? Eight two ninefour five will give away more beer in
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(01:33:19):
morning, gim me hey, goodmorning, Corbin our. iHeartMedia, use,
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to talk about, bring up something, go back to something, go ahead,
all right. So I got twoof them, first and foremost.

(01:33:40):
Today is my firstborn son's twenty firstbirthday. Wow, so I have to
just go and say happy birthday tomy boy Christian. I've been waiting for
this day for twenty one years.Man. Why because we're gonna go party
our asses off this weekend. Man, oh show, So you're gonna get
to meet up. Yeah, We'redoing a little suaway at his house with

(01:34:03):
his you know, his lady andbaby mama. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah. So they got their ownplaces all good or whatever. So we're
gonna do that tonight, all thefamily or whatnot and some of his friends.
Cool. Even got my youngest boycoming, which is awesome. Coming
to the party, which is awesome. And then tomorrow he's gonna take him
probably to the pump, do somekaraoke whatever later down the road, you

(01:34:25):
know, show them the ropes ofhow our people do it or whatever.
So that's awesome. What is heis? He is there a drink that
he wants? Like is? Iasked him, because you gotta get somebody
a bottle something for the twenty firstbirthday. So I said, what's your
drink? A choice? And he'slike, I just I like Budweiser and
Brandy, which okay, you knowswere a combination. Maybe not mix them

(01:34:46):
together, but separately they're good,which I get it. When I was
at age two, I mean,I had my brandy kick. You know,
it's good to sit back in hI've never had my brandy kick.
Man. Me and my older brotherwe would we would go and we'd get
a bottle of Brandy knyak whatever anda bottle of juice and just like mix
them together and walk around get blitzed. Any Okay, so well, happy

(01:35:10):
birthday to him. Yeah, Ithink that's pretty awesome. And secondly,
about the shower curtain that we weretalking about earlier, I told you,
you know, Gordon would come backfrom from cocked or whatever and he's like
a brother to get a shower curtainwith the picture on it. As a
matter of fact, I did.Here's a story behind that. So what
happened was the shower curtains that Ihad gotten, you know when I first

(01:35:31):
moved in the house years ago,were the final ones, and you know
they're graphic, and over time theyjust kind of fade away and the decals
they kind of just chip away.So I'm like it's time to get some
new ones. So I heard alot about the Team Moo app, which
is kind of like Wish or whatever, but at a little bit better,
all right, And so I goton teboo get super cheap stuff, pretty

(01:35:55):
decent stuff for siege boot tea moveteam team and yes he move. So
I gone on there and I wasjust checking out just I really just wanted
to see what they had and whatit was like and comparable to wish.
Okay, So I got this reallycool bathroom set from my for the master
bathroom, and full length shower curtaincame with rugs and a toilet lid cover.

(01:36:20):
And I was like, that's awesome. And then I got one for
the guest bathroom, the one thatmy roommate uses and everybody else that comes
over and uses, and that onewas really cool. I just got just
a shower curtain and it was ashark. It was cloth and it had
a shark that was like underwater andabove the water was like some chicken a

(01:36:40):
bikini surfing or whatever. Right,So I got it. It's like,
that's awesome, and I go tohang it up and it's for a single
stall shower, not full length.I'm like, oh god, Dad,
nabb it. Now I gotta gobuy a new one. So I got
on Amazon. All right, Amazonhas never let me down. I'm figured
I'm going to find something there.I'm gonna lie and showing up. I

(01:37:01):
did. They said customized shower curtains. Put your picture on here, any
picture you want, and we'll turnit into a shower curtain. So I
thought, which is hilarious. Bythe way, let's mess with people,
especially my roommate loved get Devin,I got a shower curtain with a picture
of me pointing at you on it. How much? How much was it

(01:37:26):
was like sixteen dollars? Okay,so it wasn't that much at all.
I was waited two weeks to getthis day shower curtain in. I was
so excited. And the only reasonI didn't post a picture of it earlier
in the week because I got iton my birthday. Happy birthday to me.
My shower curtain came in, butmy roommate has been gone. He'd
kind of been, you know,shacking up with his girlfriend for the last
couple of days. So I didn'tlike post it. I wanted to wait

(01:37:51):
for him to come in and seeit and get his reaction before I made
it public or whatever. So that'swhy I just posted it yesterday. Finally
came home, I said, becauseI thought he'd seen it before the night
before. I said, what doyou think about your new shower curtain.
He's like, oh, I havea scene it yet. So he walks
into the bathroom, looks at it. He says, this m effort,

(01:38:14):
there goes my showers. Now Ican't take showers. Something I love the
idea of I got a shower curtainwith my face on it just to mess
with people. Yes, yeah,sure, I think it's fantastic. There
you go, Willy Nilly, WillyNilly. Anything you want to talk about,
bring up something new, It's completelyup to you. Uh. I've
read that temo is like if yougot wish dot com from wish dot com,

(01:38:40):
I guess it comes and goes.I've gotten some pretty rough stuff from
Wish, but team who hasn't letme down yet. You just got to
really read the description. I hadn'tread deep enough on the single stall shower
to learn that it was a singlestall shower. Yeah. Uh. For
will and Nilly, if a pictureis worth a thousand words, then how
many words would a picture of athousand words be worth. I just got

(01:39:02):
done with math. I don't wanta math anymore. I'll pass for everybody
on that. So I'm a Cowboysfan and love all the jokes because I
was born right after the last CowboysSuper Bowl, so my dad decided to
give the middle name of Dallas andthe Boys have not won since God,
So what are you like? NinetyWilly nilly. So I got my Orockklahoma

(01:39:26):
campground pass and the mail, butno wrist bands. The envelope even talks
about wrist bands, but I gotnaa. If this is normal and I
should receive a second package with wristbands, it would probably help other listeners to
any info would be great. Iknow you don't run Rocklahoma or anything,
but I'm sure you know more thanme. Thanks, guys, you're the

(01:39:47):
camp ground guy. Yeah, Idon't know. I don't buy that stuff.
Come on, now, I staywith somebody. I guess I can
ask my friends and see if they'vegotten there wrist bands and camp ground stuff.
I'm sure there's plenty of listeners thatcan text in as well, for
sure, but I would imagine thatthat information was probably in the packet,
like hey, you'll get your wristbands later, ryu or all that?

(01:40:11):
Or did you have do you haveto buy both? I don't know.
Amazon, for sure, let medown. I bought some windshield washer nozzles
from my car Amazon. Amazon saysthey fit my car. Instead of spraying
the windshield, they spray the hood. Well, it's an easy fix.
You take a safety pin and youram it in that little hole that your
your fluid comes out of and thenyou can angle it that way. So

(01:40:36):
they probably do fit your car.You just thought it would be instantly,
so you have to angle them.You can, Yeah, I don't know
if you have to. Maybe onthese you have to. Honestly, I've
never replaced my windshield wiper nozzles before. I didn't know that you needed to.
I guess you want to if they'reclogged up or whatever. Maybe I

(01:40:59):
don't know. Uh, this issomebody sent this be a messenger. Uh.
And it's a really crazy headline.But a doctor in Atlanta is being
sued after the baby they we're supposedto be giving birth to they accidentally decapitated
during birth. Oh my god,Oh damn, I hear you. That
is it's not a it's not anuncommon thing. It's not common, but

(01:41:24):
it does happen. Okay, that'swhy some people are against using for SIPs
and things like that, are yankingthe baby. Yeah. I think it
said something like it can happen byhow much they weigh it can make a
difference. So again, I'm notsaying it's common, but it's not like
and it is rare, but itdoes happen. So in the story doctor's

(01:41:47):
making mistakes to me, isn't anews flash. It happens, right.
Is this tragic? Yes? Isit sad? Yes? Is it disgusting?
Of course, But it happened.It can happen, right. But
that's not the part that's weird,believe it or not. The part that's
weird, according to court documents,is that so it says that when the

(01:42:11):
womb was opened, the feet cameout, the body came out, there
was no head. According to oneof the couple's lawyer, the doctor came
in and she was trying to deliverthe baby. She pulled the baby's head
and neck so hard that it manipulatedthem so hard the bones of the baby's
skull, face, and neck werebroken. So that's what happened. But
the moments after is the crazy part. The nurses, because they're suing the

(01:42:38):
nurses as well, that after theincident, they presented the baby as if
it was fine, Oh God,here's your headless baby. They weakened at
Bernie's the baby to the couple.They wrapped the baby up tightly. Then
they propped the baby's head on topof the blanket to make it appear that
the baby's head was attached. Sohere you have this horrifying thing, right,

(01:43:03):
I horrifying, and then you fakedit. And then after a few
minutes then the doctor disclosed what hadhappened. Yeah, everybody deserves to be
sued at that point, yeah,everybody. Hospital, yes, yes,

(01:43:24):
wow, yeah, you don't youthe baby comes out, and the baby
gets taken out of the room andthe doctor comes back in. The mother
would be like, what's going onbecause you wouldn't hear the baby crying.
Yeah. Both both times my kidswere born, it was all done right
there, right right. You wouldsay I'm so sorry, like the baby

(01:43:46):
did not make it, like thisis not a Is that worse? Or
do you go, hey, Icrushed the baby's skull taking it out of
your vagina. Do you start bysaying the baby didn't make it? Right?
And then you tell him that wecrushed the skull and the head off.
Here's my problem. That's not accurate. Well, I we had addie.
What do you mean it's not accurate? The baby didn't make it.
I pulled the baby's head out andit didn't want to. It wasn't ready,

(01:44:10):
so it crushed its head. Thebaby didn't make it. My actions
caused the baby to not make it. Okay, I get what you're saying.
I get what you're saying. Thebaby didn't make it because, sorry,
the baby didn't make it because Icrushed its head and face trying to
pull it out of your vagina oryour vagina is just that type. There

(01:44:34):
is limits for malpractice in the stateof Georgia two so like dollar yeah,
yeah, a lot of states havemalpractice limits three hundred fifty thousand. So
if this baby wasn't ready, shouldn'tthis have been like an emergency c section
situation? Who said it wasn't ready? I mean, if she's saying that
she crushed the baby like because itwasn't ready to come out, it feels

(01:45:01):
like it would have been an emergencyc section situation. No. No,
nobody said it wasn't ready. Nobodysaid that we were commentating, Okay,
I mean, you don't know what'sgoing to happen until the birth starts happening.
You don't know if it's gonna bebreached or if it's got such a
big melon head stuck. You know, if the baby's breached or not.

(01:45:21):
Well, what I'm saying is youdon't know any of these things that's gonna
happen until you're in it, right, So they didn't know that that baby's
head was gonna, you know,it was gonna be such a pain to
get out, and they accidentally crushedit and ripped its head off. Oh
it like what I found It wassomething like one percent of the time this
one point four percent of the timethis can happen. Wow. Yeah,

(01:45:44):
So what do you do as thedoctor? Right, you're sitting there,
Push, push, Come on,missus Jones. Push And then now you're
holding a crushed baby head in yourhand and the rest of the body you
got like an arm hanging out ofthe body. Yeah, freak out is
what I would do. I guessyou'd have to try to be as calm
as possible professionally, but inside I'mscreaming like a bitch. Anger would not

(01:46:11):
even Yeah, but you have limits. Three hundred and fifty thousand is all
you're getting. And just because youget that doesn't mean you're getting paid.
It's a civil matter. Sex says. The baby dick appreciation story is horrific
because the hospital tried to hide whathappened by pressuring the parents not to have
an autopsy and to create it quickly. Parents found out when the funeral home

(01:46:35):
let them know what happened. Okay, Well, the article I have says
the doctor told them. It wasn'tuntil then the doctor told the family what
actually happened. Up until that point, they had encouraged the family to,
you know, just have a cremationdone, so like they hit it.
But it says it wasn't until thatmoment. Wow, insane story. Insane.

(01:47:00):
Uh here's another for Willy Nilly.How long does it take to how
long does it take you to apologizeif you know you're wrong? Oh that's
a good one. If I knowI'm wrong instantly, probably in a minute,

(01:47:21):
Okay, Gimby. I would liketo say instantly, But it depends
on the situation. Like let's sayyou had a situation that happened on a
Friday night or something like that,Right, and then you go home and
wake up the next day and you'relike, I should apologize. I mean,
that's still instantly, but it's notlike right after the fact. Yeah,

(01:47:41):
you know, it's pretty quickly,is basically what I'm saying. Yeah,
I think there's too many factors involved. Who where when? Yeah?
Right? If as Gimby's example,like, let's say something happens Friday at
four and I don't see those peopleagain until Monday, right then? And
is it something? Do I gottago find it? What if it's a
relative and they were town and thenthey left, right right? I got
to call them? Do I gottalike? Oh? Do text an apology?

(01:48:04):
Oh? It depends on what Iwas wrong about? Right? If
I was wrong, then it's ahalf a cup of sugar instead of three
quarters cup. I ain't apologizing forthat, right right, It depends on
what I need to apologize for.Ribbing a baby's head off during delivery.
I mean, it doesn't matter ifyou apologize and they ain't no making them

(01:48:26):
happy, But it doesn't even matterif you mean it right. Proof TV
recommendation The Rescue on Hulu, documentaryabout how they saved the Taie soccer team
that got trapped in the cave.Fascinating. You'll be holding your breath the
whole time. I don't know,I know they got out. Wait over
the end. Yeah, I'm sureit's good though. Documentaries are always good.

(01:48:47):
Yeah. I recommend that Asleep onHulu. It's a documentary as well.
I recommend not wasting your time?Was we led? Oh? I
think you're completely wrong. Why doyou recommend that documentary? Lindsay? It
is based on a kid who murderedhis roommate and in his defense, he

(01:49:08):
says he was sleepwalking. They werebest friends. And I have yet to
finish it, so it could getreally bad, like it could not be
good the rest of it. Yeah, but I think it's I think how
much have you watched T watch?I've watched the first thirty minutes and how
long is it? I think anhour? So you've only seen half and

(01:49:29):
you're already woof. Yeah. Whatif the second half is really not good?
Then I'm then I'll apologize. Idon't know how many malpractice suits will
your doctor have before you decide tofind another doctor that's a good one.
I have a better question, howmany malpractice suits does your doctor have before

(01:49:49):
you even go to them? Yep? I've never looked bad up. Nope,
me neither, nor have I.What pisses you off more? On
the road? People texting and drivingmerge with no indicator, holding the phone,
talking on speaker in a new vehicle. What do you think, lindsay?
I think phone distractions because you whenthey are distracted and they're and you

(01:50:14):
look and you see up there onthe phone, you can see. That
definitely does piss me off. Dimpymerging with no indicator, no looking,
no turn signal, no nothing.I can't tell you how many times I'm
damn near been run over because somebodywants to change lanes without looking and I'm
right there next to them. Yeah, on your bike, I could see.

(01:50:34):
Yeah, mine's kind of that.It's you thinking that this is your
road and you're loaning it to meright, changing lanes from the left all
the way to the right because youmight miss your exit and you can't be
inconvenienced by going down one more exit, Merging with no indicator, any phone

(01:50:54):
distraction, all those things. Calzone or stromboli, lindsay, what's a
strombowlie? It's like a cow zone. Yeah it is? Is it really?
Yes? It's bread folded up intocheese and sauce. Okay, I'll
do that, gimbi and I uh, I'm more of a strong Bowli guy,

(01:51:19):
then I am a calazone guy.Uh. Cala zones are kind of
like rolled like a like a tortilla, like a pinwheel, but baked with
pizza stuff to where the uh,the calazones is just more like Casida style.
Yeah, that makes more. Acow zone is folded in half with
the edges pinched together. A strombolihas rolled like a burrito. Yeah,

(01:51:41):
I'm gonna go with a strong bowler. They're both garbage. A sorry,
Yeah, you like pizza, they'reboth garbage. It's too much dough for
me. I agree with you.The portions are way off. But if
I have to pick, I'll pickcow zone because then the least I can
open it up like a pizza.All right, righteous, Great Jim Stones

(01:52:08):
is a good show. Yeah,it's a good show. Extraordinary is a
good show that's on that's on Huluabout people with weird superpowers. We could
do this all day. Went andwatched the movie you guys mentioned last week.
Talk to me. It was aturn. We didn't mention it.
Someone else text in about that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, bitch,

(01:52:29):
we didn't do it. Yeah,it wasn't us. It wasn't our
recommendation. But he said it wasgood. Yeah, good memory. Lindsay
highly recommend Twisted Metal on Peacock tenPeacock ten episodes along and if you played
the video game, you'll appreciate itisn't twisted metal about a haunted amusement park
something of that effect, and anice cream truck. You know, they
all battle each other out. I'veplayed the video game, I haven't watched

(01:52:50):
the series yet. If given thechoice of any vehicle to drive or fly
and or use no cost to you, what would it be? I would
like to drive a Bugatti or aShelby GT so no cost to you.
What would it be? M Ido like the look of a Rolls Royce.

(01:53:13):
I think they're beautiful. Okay,gimby an Apache helicopter because it did
say vehicle, didn't specify car,and it said drive or fly. Yeah,
so I'm going with an Apache helicopter. At first, I was thinking
SR seventy one. How awesome wouldthat be, you know, flying blackbird
around? However, I'm using thisfor daily practice. I can't land an
SR seventy one on Yale here,but I can I can land an Apache

(01:53:38):
helicopter in a parking lot over here. I don't know. Patch is a
pretty big I think I got plentyof room. I'm picking a helicopter too.
I don't whichever one can take fourpeople between. I can get to
Oklahoma City. I can't. Mywife can get to work and back faster.
I can get to work back likea helicopter with helicopter pilot. Calm

(01:54:01):
on, how great would that be? If you've you've flown a plane,
Can you fly a helicopter? Absolutelynot. It's it's a hundred times harder
a helicopter. You fly with everyappendage feet and hands. Oh they have
like brakes, not because a planehas those two, but it's different.

(01:54:24):
You actually steer on the ground withyour feet. In a plane. Helicopter
you control everything with all your appendages. It's insane. Hell's no. I
don't even want to try and learn. I'd love to learn how to fly
helicopter. You can get in ahelicopter with me or Gimpy as the pilot.
Who you picking? You have theflight experience, not with a helicopter.

(01:54:48):
I know we're equal plane field witha helicopter. Well, since he
wants to do it, then I'llchoose Gimpy. Okay, yeah, because
you just said it. Hell's noto a helicopter. So if he wants
to do it, then he's moreconfident. Figure out a way to make
it happen. My house knows becauseI know how hard it is. Right,

(01:55:11):
wanting to do it hardly means youknow, that's good. He's probably
done it in like his gaming system. I'm sure it's the same. It's
just like call of duty. Yeahyeah, killing somebody video games very equal
to doing it in life. Yeah, all right, we gotta take a
break. We're giving away beer.What celebrity from your home state are you
ashamed of? Bmmss and what thatis to eight two nine four five.
If you're listening to The Big ManMorning Show. This, he's Tulsa's morning

(01:55:35):
show. Good morning, It's TheBig Man Morning Shown four six zero kmod.
You can also text bmmss and thenwhat you want to say to eight

(01:55:56):
two nine four five. We're givenaway beer for Freaking a Friday. A
good somebody's gonna win uh pair oftickets to see Oh you and Arkansas play
basketball as well as the case ofBlue Moon Belgian Ale part of Freaking a
Friday. And it looks like Jasonis on the line. Hey Jason,

(01:56:18):
how are you doing well? Howare you guys? Good man? Jason,
what celebrity from your home state areyou ashamed of? Man, it
would have to be Mike Tyson.Really okay, really say law man.
We grew up down there and wewould see him all the time, my
brothers and I walking through the mallthings like that. He was just a

(01:56:41):
real rude individual. It just reallyjust tasteful all the time. And as
we got older, we uh,my father in law own or my father
in law my stepdad owned a furnituremoving company, and we moved him one
time and he was just incredibly rudeand just not the nice guy and was
like, man, you look awesomeon TV, but in real life you

(01:57:01):
are a jerk. And when youmoved him, was he already a successful
boxer? Oh? Yeah he was. Yeah, he was pretty massive.
This was pre the earbike because mydaughter wasn't born yet and his mom was
getting all of his stuff out ofhis guest house. So we came in
and got it all and he wasjust like yelling and screaming with a squeaky

(01:57:25):
little voice, and he'd come outevery once in a while. And man,
he did take us two hundred fiftybucks each though, but he was
like a slave driver trying to getto that point. Yeah, why didn't
you just bow up? To him, be like, shut your stupid mouth
man, because he is a heis not very tall, but he is
a massive human being in real lifelife. Yeah, no he is.

(01:57:46):
He's a fire plug, but Imean he's a boxer. He's not a
sprinter. Right, No, thatwould you take a punch from him?
Yeah? For how much money?If he doubled your tip? Yeah,
and shot to the gut? Nowwe're back then, back then, dude,
I'll give you now, all right, I'm a lot saturn I was

(01:58:10):
back then. I don't know.Not for five hundred dollars, maybe for
five thousand. I take one.Don't make the mistake just because you've got
a beer gut that it's not gonnahurt as much, right, Oh?
Absolutely, One shot to that sideand you'll be pissing blood. Man,
Oh god, take the good rightout of my mouth. Yeah, right
on, all right, give mego ahead and tell him exactly what he's
gonna get. Lindsay, you shouldbe ashamed that she comes from a place

(01:58:34):
that gave us a guy that pushedhis six inches on America and our children.
Here's a case of blue Moon meltdown on a pair of tickets to
watch goddamn it. Oh you playbasketball? Back to you, Corbyn handline
friend Gippy's got to make sure he'sgot your info. Have a fantastic weekend.
Thank you, guys. Love you, guys. Love you too,
Mancy you later, Lindsay, you'reat a bar, can be. You're

(01:58:54):
at a bar. Mike Tyson walksin. He's like, I'll give you
five hundred dollars if I can punchyou in the gut. Five hundred dollars
five d No, I'm out,yeah, hell no, no, no,
no, no no. I thoughtabout it because I was like,
well, maybe wouldn't punch me thathard because I'm a girl. But then
I was like, no, it'sMike Tyson. No, I'll give you

(01:59:17):
no, not for five hundred dollars. Give me at least two more zeros
on the end of it. Whatare you doing, Lindsay? I mean,
I'm like testing my abs pretty hard, pretty solid, but no,
okay even a sixty percent. No, I'm not a thousand dollars. Nope,

(01:59:38):
Gimbeh'm out two thousand dollars. No, two dollars cash. Is it
in one of those bags with adollar sign on it? Yes? Without
the die pack? Right, I'mstill out man two thousand dollars. I
mean, because that's gonna take somethat's gonna hurt, that's gonna do some

(01:59:58):
damage. And I feel I feelit. But you're in a bar.
Yeah, you can have a shotbefore quid shot before the shot hit me,
mikey No, I'm good. I'mgood. Does they have a glove
on, a boxing glove? No, would that matter? No? I
didn't think it would. No,it's still gonna hurt. People still get

(02:00:19):
knocked out wearing them. Yeah.Yeah, so I'm good. No,
not for two thousand. I'll bringmy gloves in. I'll hit you with
a glove on, and then i'llhit you without the glove. You tell
me which one like? Yeah,hell no, there's no money from No,
I'm not. I'll give some moneyto maybe contribute to the process,

(02:00:40):
but I don't want I don't wantto get punched. Getting punched isn't awesome.
No, No, I mean,and but you do have the story
if I got punched by Mike Tyson, for sure, and I got paid
for it. But it's not enough. Yeah, but then you get your
team up this that's it that much? Ten grand? I would do it
ten grand? No, Yeah,Also doesn't feel like realistic that somebody's gonna

(02:01:05):
walk around with ten grand that Mayweatherthat carries around a bag full of money
everything. Yes, yeah, anda crew of people. It's all showman
ship for him, for sure.For sure, I'd probably do it for
fifty fifty thousand dollars. I'd lethim punch me in the gut. That
would fix some things for me.And as far as the story goes,

(02:01:26):
it's also a great story to sayI turned down fifty thousand dollars to get
punched in the guy see, byanyone, My thought here is all right,
Mikey, he throws down fifty thousanddollars, punches me in the gut,
and then we sit back and wehave a few drinks and laugh about
it. Afterwards. He's high asthe highest hot air balloon. Because the

(02:01:48):
man loves his weed. He suredoes. You let him punch me then,
ye, same fifty thousand dollars.No no, no, no,
no no, because he might getin the zone at that point. You
know what I'm I know how thatstuff works. Or you get paranoid that
you're hunting him, right or morerelaxed. He's not gonna be like you.

(02:02:08):
No, he's not gonna be thatrelaxed. No, he's Mike Tyson.
His muscle memory is gonna kick inand he's gonna cave your face center
in this case, your abdomen.Yeah, you're gonna have trouble peeing and
pooping for a couple of days.It all gonna come out instantly, right
then, right then, just allover the place. What an awesome moment,

(02:02:30):
Like if that's happening to me,I definitely want to ask my pants,
yes, yes, just for tosell his punch right right, Mike
Tyson made me crap my pants?Really? How so he punched me in
the stomach, oh hard? Right, hushed me right into tum tum.
I found out what I had fordinner four months ago. Take a break,

(02:02:53):
We'll come back, Tells this Morningshow. No, yeah, he's
coming right back. Morning Show Tilsa'sRock Station ninety seven five KMOT. I'm

(02:03:20):
a start by, but I lostby life. That's as lost. Good
morning, It's the Big Mad MorningShow. Lindsey. What'd you learned today?
I learned that Gimpy was a littleconfused between a cowboy and a serial
killer. See John Wayne was fromIowa. John Wayne Gaycy was from Illinois.

(02:03:43):
Oh whoa whatever the Internet lied tome? Who knows? It's all
good? And I also learned thatGimpy and his roommate are now showering together.
It's true statement, gimbey, what'dyou learned today? Well? I
learned that Lindsay doesn't like her who'sthat thick? And I also learned kill
kill kill kill the head lines.I learned what kind of bougie family has
three lawnmowers, two of them ofwhich you can run over somebody with uh?

(02:04:08):
And I also learned that twenty eight, twenty seven, twenty six,
twenty five, twenty four, twentythree, twenty two, twenty one,
twenty nineteen, eighteen, seventeen,sixteen, fifteen, fourteen, thirteen,
twelve, eleven, ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
four, three two one all acceptableamounts of being high on cocaine.

(02:04:30):
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